00:00:08 Speaker 1: And I invited you here. 00:00:13 Speaker 2: Thought I made myself perfectly clear. When you're a guest in my home, you gotta come to me empty. And I said, no, guests, your presence is presents enough. I already had too much stuff. 00:00:35 Speaker 1: So how do you dare to surbey me? 00:00:47 Speaker 3: Welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm Bridgard Wineger. We're in the backyard, the sun is setting, it's evening time. The mosquitoes are swarming, they're descending. But other than that situation, everything seems fine. I have about forty ounces of diet coke surging through my body. My mood could go in any direction, but we'll see what happens. I'm so happy about today's guests. I believe the only second episode of this show with two guests, which is such a thrill. We have Grace Edwards and we have Amy Aniobi. You too, welcomed? I said, no gifts. It's so wonderful to have you here. But I do need to just immediately, we have to there is one thing we have to discuss about this afternoon. I receive a voice message from Grace. 00:01:43 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it was about a minute and a half long. 00:01:46 Speaker 1: Yeah, that make sad. I do do do a lengthy I just feel like I need to get all my thoughts and too long. 00:01:53 Speaker 3: For the common almost the length of a pop song. Let's just put it out. 00:01:58 Speaker 1: Then there was a chorus dragged me. 00:02:00 Speaker 3: There were multiple forests, there was a guitar solo. 00:02:03 Speaker 1: I ad meant this is a fault of mine or a quirk. It's a Quirk's I'm trying to be positive in our affirmations these days. 00:02:11 Speaker 3: It's a fun little thing, a little gift to get. I mean that said. This particular one was Grace asking me to test for COVID. Grace was saying, look, I'm going on a European vacation this weekend. I don't want it ruined. And a bit of a humble a bit of a humble brag. And I would say more than that, kind of a subtle accusation that I was trying to sabotage per vacation. I don't know that. 00:02:40 Speaker 4: I don't even think about. 00:02:43 Speaker 1: Listen, you know how much flights are right now, you know what I'm saying. You know we are not made of money. So I was just trying to make sure that the flights and the obligations that I made to my friend were kept. 00:02:57 Speaker 5: That's all. I'm so sorry. 00:02:59 Speaker 1: I I when I did send it, I was just like, this is maybe a lot. And then you then you told me that we were shooting outside, and you were like is that good enough? And I was like no. 00:03:12 Speaker 3: But I've also clarified. I did not just say is listener. I am being dragged through the mud right now. I said, we are recording outside. But I will also. 00:03:21 Speaker 1: Yes, very kind grace, Yes, you very kindly offered to test and you sent me a picture. 00:03:29 Speaker 5: I didn't check the date, but yeah, that's true. 00:03:31 Speaker 1: You should have put a newspaper in that, not that anyone has newspapers. You should have gone down to You should have searched and put it next to the contra. If you get COCD, now that's on you, because I feel like the paper, I feel like it's true, it's on me. 00:03:54 Speaker 3: Well you've just got here from a house party. 00:03:56 Speaker 5: Yes, that's true. 00:03:57 Speaker 1: I did go to a mess. 00:04:01 Speaker 3: What she what she was djingu? 00:04:05 Speaker 5: Yeah? 00:04:06 Speaker 1: And you know what, I probably now have the most COVID I've ever had. 00:04:10 Speaker 5: These are so surprised, That's what I'm saying. 00:04:14 Speaker 1: Giving COVID others so I don't get I made. I made this whole thing. I made you guys test to throw you off the scent, because that's what I want to do. I want to give you COVID today. 00:04:29 Speaker 4: I mean, of all the kinks to shame, I think this would be the one single one. 00:04:35 Speaker 1: I'll give you antibodies for future infections. You guys are not going on your infotation sounds like you. Well, now they've lifted the mask requirements, so I can give the whole plane. Con. 00:04:50 Speaker 5: Just got to get on. 00:04:52 Speaker 3: Where are you going in Europe? 00:04:54 Speaker 5: I'm going to Lisbon. 00:04:55 Speaker 3: Oh you love Portugal? 00:04:57 Speaker 1: I do. Yeah, Yeah, I did tell you about that. Yeah, this will be my third time in Lisbon. I really love it there, and I'm going with my friend who hasn't been there, and I. 00:05:07 Speaker 5: Love to introduce people to the joys of Lisbon in. 00:05:12 Speaker 1: Yeah. 00:05:12 Speaker 3: To the point that this was probably seven years ago, I could still remember. 00:05:17 Speaker 1: I'm like a Portugal evangelist, so literally, like me and Amy and I think three other of our other friends, three or four of our other friends, I can't remember. It was a big group. 00:05:27 Speaker 5: It was a big group. 00:05:28 Speaker 1: So I was just like, we have to go to Portugal. 00:05:31 Speaker 5: And I talked so much shit. 00:05:32 Speaker 1: I was like, the Portuguese are the fucking best, all this different stuff, and I was just like, I hope that Portugal lives up to this because I have talked a lot of shit. Guess what did it? It did? What's going on in this country? They're amazing there. They just like they don't mind Americans. They you know, we are black, so sometimes you know there's racism. So I didn't really feel it in Portugal. So it was lovely. There was even a Biggie and Tupac mirror. They might love black people there for artists. We enjoyed our time there, and we were on Remember we were on that tour with like the it was like. 00:06:18 Speaker 5: Loud terrible Americas. 00:06:19 Speaker 1: Yeah, there was other loud terrible Americans and so uh, the tour guide was dragging them all the time. 00:06:27 Speaker 5: All the time. 00:06:27 Speaker 4: I literally told us, she was like, if you guys want to hang out later, we can. I'll be your own tour guide somewhere else. 00:06:32 Speaker 1: And we were like what. 00:06:33 Speaker 3: Tour guides pet And she gave. 00:06:36 Speaker 1: Us this big hug and she's like, oh, have a wonderful time. The food is amazing. It's much cheaper than other European countries so far. In fact, I feel like I should stop telling people about Portugal because, as we know, the world, like US America, is kind of a wrap. Now it's like we're over it way it is done. The January sixth hearings are like showing us what almost happened, and everybody's just like, I don't know, maybe they maybe it was like maybe they did it by accident. I don't know. Was that him? I know he's wearing a shirt with his name on it wasn't it kind of tried to strangle a super like a secret service agent, but it was like his. 00:07:26 Speaker 3: That happened A. 00:07:31 Speaker 1: Yeah, So I shouldn't be telling. 00:07:32 Speaker 5: People about Portugal because people gonna need somewhere to run. 00:07:35 Speaker 1: To, like I need somewhere to run to. And then after that, because my one friend is staying in Portugal and uh like a permanent move. No, no, there's sections to the trip. So my friend is uh staying in Portugal, She's going to another city in Portugal that I've already been to. So now that I live in Sunny, Law's ange of this. It's no longer like five six hours to get to Europe. It's like twelve. It's a lot of hours. It's like, I can't go to all the way over there and just see shit I've already seen. So I decided to go by myself to Amsterdam doing that. And then my boss, the lovely Michel Picheu, she is hooking me up with some of her friends there because her husband is Dutch. 00:08:22 Speaker 3: That's right, Wow, what a connection. 00:08:25 Speaker 5: Yeah, so it's great. 00:08:26 Speaker 1: So I'm looking forwards. 00:08:27 Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure Grace is going to find a husband there, like a little over time before you get a Dutch. 00:08:35 Speaker 1: I really want that. I mean maybe I just like to be by myself, just be my little cocoon. 00:08:41 Speaker 3: Okay you say that, well, romantic locale. 00:08:45 Speaker 5: Take all these titties over to Europe. Know what's what happened? A lot of good things? 00:08:51 Speaker 3: Amy, you went on the last trip to Portugal. What did you do wrong there that you didn't get invited? 00:08:55 Speaker 4: The second ranger she sent me out one minutes voice notes saying you cannot come in. 00:09:03 Speaker 1: Here's why. 00:09:04 Speaker 5: No, I'm okay. She literally did invite me. 00:09:07 Speaker 4: She invited me, and I'm like producing this short film and it shoots next weekend. 00:09:14 Speaker 1: I know. 00:09:14 Speaker 5: I was like when she go in, let me schedule the film. 00:09:17 Speaker 3: I don't care what it is. 00:09:19 Speaker 1: A script. Yes, oh you know what, I've never seen any evidence of this film, she is referring to exactly, Oh no, the camera's up. Yeah, I've never seen any evidence. But I will go. 00:09:35 Speaker 5: Back with you. 00:09:36 Speaker 4: I know it's gonna happen because I'm obsessed with Portugal too. Like when we went, you didn't even tell the best story. There was a night that Grace was feeling very, very sick and we went out to a bar and we and she asked the bartender if she could have a hot toddy and he. 00:09:49 Speaker 1: Was like, what's that? 00:09:50 Speaker 4: And then the bar we were like, Oh, it's just this hot drink. She's feeling sick, don't worry about it. Five minutes later, the bartender comes over and he's like, I'm making this drink. I looked it up, know how to make it. And they're like, we're missing one ingredient. We'll go to the store. What Literally, the bartend literally left the bar. Our waiter was like, don't worry, he wants to left the bar, went to the store, bought the ingredients, made the hot Toddie. Grace is here drinking it, enjoying it. And our waiter comes back around is like, do you mind letting him know how it is? We look over to the bar and there's the bartender just waiting, staring at Grace. 00:10:24 Speaker 3: He's waiting for you. 00:10:25 Speaker 1: Now, I did like a song, a thums up and he bowed to her. And then our waiter was like, we now have a new drink. We've added it to our menu. 00:10:34 Speaker 3: And we brought the hot toddy. 00:10:36 Speaker 1: What the And then that same waiter brought me cold medicine. 00:10:40 Speaker 5: Yes he did, he went and he got cold medicine. 00:10:43 Speaker 3: I'm telling you possibility, right. 00:10:46 Speaker 5: I mean, he really feels like a meat cute to me. 00:10:48 Speaker 1: I mean it like you gotta go back it, go back to the bar, you know, I'm going back. 00:10:53 Speaker 3: Grace is inconveniencing people all over the world. 00:10:55 Speaker 1: And then and then like we saw some America hens and we were like, what's up and they were just like, we don't know. 00:11:03 Speaker 5: They did not even look at us once. 00:11:05 Speaker 1: It was so weird. 00:11:07 Speaker 5: So the Portuguese were so kind and other Americans were mean. 00:11:11 Speaker 3: I've always, for some reason, the word Portuguese has always sounded kind of mean to me, and I think it may be because I was a Goose bit me when I was about four years old. 00:11:22 Speaker 1: Geese. 00:11:23 Speaker 3: I think entire culture with Geese, no, which unfair. 00:11:31 Speaker 1: I don't even think I. 00:11:32 Speaker 5: Saw goose one time. 00:11:35 Speaker 1: Why don't think that's what it means. 00:11:38 Speaker 3: But I truly think that that's why I have to let that go. 00:11:42 Speaker 5: Yeah, Portugal into your heart. 00:11:45 Speaker 3: If anything, they seem like they're overbearing. 00:11:49 Speaker 1: They are very They're very ready to like literally the lux like you know, we went into like what like Louis Vauton and like Irma's in there, and like normally in any other place I've ever been, it's like turning your nose up. Yeah, they're like poors to the building. They were so nice there. 00:12:07 Speaker 5: Yeah, Like Tash had lost her phone, like the. 00:12:10 Speaker 4: Swarovsky Crystal place was like do you want this phone case? 00:12:13 Speaker 3: You want this? 00:12:14 Speaker 1: We won't make your phone case? I know. 00:12:17 Speaker 5: I like, wow, good service. I was just like America's We should have known that. 00:12:25 Speaker 1: We should have known that. 00:12:26 Speaker 3: Well, you know, you've had a comparison. You've got a nice contrast. I've got to get to Portugal. 00:12:31 Speaker 1: You gotta go. 00:12:32 Speaker 3: Yeah, Portuguese Board of Tourism reach out to me, I mean, reach out to Grace first of all. 00:12:42 Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll be in the brochure. 00:12:45 Speaker 1: Thumbs up. 00:12:48 Speaker 4: Got questions, asked Grace, that's not that's not Portuguese, isn't that's Spanish? 00:12:54 Speaker 3: So Amy, you just have you. I guess you're directing a short film. 00:12:59 Speaker 1: I'm not even a red. 00:13:01 Speaker 3: I hate shame on euro Upcoming week is that big? 00:13:07 Speaker 4: It really is the big excitement for me. Well, I'm also going to a hot, hot wedding in Maldou and by hot, I mean physically hot because the temperature is arizing and it's going to be like ninety five degrees. And now I don't know what to wear because I don't own linen dress. 00:13:22 Speaker 1: Do you like have a strappy I've seen you in strappy situations. You can do that. 00:13:26 Speaker 4: I think I do have a strappy thing, but it's white, and I feel like I can't wear white. 00:13:30 Speaker 5: Yes, please, I really could. 00:13:33 Speaker 1: I guess showed me like this is about me. Oh, I've wore a veil. My bad? 00:13:40 Speaker 5: Why are you staring at my rim? 00:13:42 Speaker 1: I just stopped and got these lilies at the store. 00:13:47 Speaker 3: Sorry that took four seconds, and we have your outfit plan. 00:13:50 Speaker 5: I'm like, literally, I really, I really appreciate that you guys. 00:13:54 Speaker 1: Now I know what. 00:13:54 Speaker 4: I'm gonna wear a white dress and carries some lilies, put on a big old nail fair. 00:13:58 Speaker 1: Me and me and Amy are going on a working vacation, but like a vacation still. 00:14:03 Speaker 5: We're going to Barbara Barbara where. 00:14:05 Speaker 3: I've never been of the Portugal of Los Angeles. 00:14:08 Speaker 1: If you will, I wouldn't know. I haven't been. 00:14:12 Speaker 5: But she says it's it's really a. 00:14:14 Speaker 3: Nice little spot. There's a little Yeah, they've got the. 00:14:19 Speaker 1: Oh my god, I have a warning for aquariums I love as I love. 00:14:24 Speaker 5: Are you serious? Yes, so many things I don't know about. 00:14:28 Speaker 1: Vacation aquarium, Barmass Aquarium and Lisbon it's got shark. We didn't go to that, Yeah, we didn't because I knew. I was just like I had something. We were like an aquarium saying, but like you and I might want to go, but like I didn't want to subject everybody. 00:14:45 Speaker 4: They're like, guys, do you want to look at the fish? 00:14:48 Speaker 5: Like we are a whole other country. It's the same fish. We want to try to see your possible dick. 00:14:54 Speaker 4: Why are we looking for We're looking for fish? 00:14:57 Speaker 5: I like an aquarium. 00:14:58 Speaker 4: I'm from Dallas and the I guess like there's a Dallas World Aquarium there and the little penguin from Ace Venture, a pet. 00:15:04 Speaker 3: Detective famous used to live there. 00:15:07 Speaker 1: He's done. 00:15:09 Speaker 5: He can't live forever r P. I think like ten years. 00:15:13 Speaker 3: Oh no, that's peng He. 00:15:16 Speaker 5: Was there for a minute when I was a kid, and he is no more. 00:15:18 Speaker 3: I feel like a penguin should live to about thirty. 00:15:20 Speaker 1: That was right, should be lived and lived to like a hundred, you know, more animals like that, like with the little beard. 00:15:27 Speaker 5: You know when penguins, the older ones get the little. 00:15:29 Speaker 1: Like white hair. 00:15:31 Speaker 3: Yeah, very dignified. 00:15:32 Speaker 5: I'm like, yeah, but they're probably like thirty, they're not that old. I'm like, that's so weird. 00:15:37 Speaker 1: Yeah. 00:15:38 Speaker 3: Wow, the famous penguin from Apa lived at that and now have they shut down? 00:15:43 Speaker 5: No, they're still running a sign. There's a plaque. 00:15:46 Speaker 4: Well it's a huge aquarium. It's like a world renowned aquarium in Dallas and like. 00:15:51 Speaker 3: Every aquarium set. 00:15:53 Speaker 1: Well, it might be true, there might be a is there a Michelin star for aquarium? 00:15:59 Speaker 3: There is? Now? 00:16:01 Speaker 5: I bet it's like, get it started? 00:16:03 Speaker 4: What does that? 00:16:04 Speaker 1: I mean, why not? 00:16:05 Speaker 5: How about we do that? You go no, nothing else the aquarium. 00:16:09 Speaker 4: So if you have to standard excellent, what would you judge an aquarium on? 00:16:12 Speaker 5: I mean quality of fish. 00:16:14 Speaker 1: And don't have a white next Yeah, white glass, clarity of glass and the clarity of the water to it can't be murky, be a little bit murky. 00:16:23 Speaker 3: So you can't see the fish of carpet. 00:16:26 Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, you know, I can't have too much of a smell, so there shouldn't be any carpet. I feel like it should be like, you know, a polished congree. 00:16:36 Speaker 4: I also would like a good soundscape. You know how there's always like music playing. 00:16:40 Speaker 3: You want like ambience. 00:16:42 Speaker 5: Yeah, music, I judge it on that. 00:16:46 Speaker 3: And you need a huge crown jewel. Something with giant sharks, Yes, something the penguin. Everybody gathers, okay penguin. 00:16:55 Speaker 1: Dallas has got it, Dowllas has got it. 00:16:57 Speaker 3: We do love to watch the penguins. 00:16:58 Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw has been one and I was just like, WHOA, why is it not needing the other fish? Because I was in and there with other fish. Sharks they only eat other fish. 00:17:09 Speaker 5: They don't need other things. 00:17:10 Speaker 1: I mean, I think they must be just feeding the shark on a regular basis. So we don't eat the fish. 00:17:14 Speaker 3: Interesting question. Yeah, you do see the sharks in the tanks and they're not just terrorizing everyone. 00:17:19 Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, so I feel like or maybe they cool. There's just like hey, you know, you leave me alone, I'll leave you alone. 00:17:26 Speaker 5: Don't start shit. 00:17:29 Speaker 1: I'll come in here and talking about that ship. 00:17:30 Speaker 3: Yeah. They must know how to handle the sharks in those situations. Otherwise we all three of us would have seen at some point a shark. 00:17:39 Speaker 1: Yeah, you only see that. 00:17:41 Speaker 3: I want my money back. 00:17:44 Speaker 5: I want the full experience. 00:17:47 Speaker 1: I want to see the apex the sea. 00:17:52 Speaker 3: Wow. So Grace is obsessed with the aquarium and now you're going there in Santa Barbara. 00:17:57 Speaker 1: Yeah, well we're gonna go now. 00:17:59 Speaker 3: Yeah, we gotta go to send pictures. 00:18:01 Speaker 1: Yeah, be nice. 00:18:02 Speaker 3: I want to review. It's very small, so uh, don't worry about being there all day unless Grace really goes for it. 00:18:08 Speaker 5: Grace is gonna do you know, she's gonna. 00:18:10 Speaker 1: I can't make I can't make any promises of what I do that. No, I do like Shed's Aquarium and Chicago is a good one. 00:18:19 Speaker 5: What Yeah, Sheds Aquarium, that's like Chicago. Nobody told me about that. 00:18:23 Speaker 1: Literally, I dragged my friends in college, we went on this really dangerous trip action what Okay, So I went to the University of Michigan. I'm not going to say good go Blue because I was the one person who didn't like it there. But I went to the University of Michigan, and so we decided, me and two friends to like drive from Michigan to Chicago. Now, the University of Michigan when I was there, I don't know what they do now, but when I was there, our spring break used to be in fucking February. 00:18:56 Speaker 3: Wait that perfect time. Yeah, you get to miss the crowd. 00:19:02 Speaker 1: I don't know why it was in February, but it was. So it was like late February, and so my friend, I will say your name, but my friend decides to like, We're gonna drive down to Chicago for like I was just like, why were we going from Michigan to Chicago A cold and so there was an ice storm on our way down there, and so my friend was just like, do I turn back? And I was like, so literally we got to the hotel like battle worn because the car slipped like four times all the black ice. Yeah, it was so dangerous. We really shouldn't have done it. And then by time we got there, like literally we climb out of the car and just you know that when that wind hits your face like with it's almost like little ice packets hitting your face. It was like still an ice storm when we got there. Uh. And so the only thing I dragged my friends too was that fucking aquario. 00:19:59 Speaker 5: Shed's a query. So we went there was a warm inside. 00:20:02 Speaker 3: Did they keep it in the nice and I feel like there's atmosphere? 00:20:07 Speaker 5: And then we went to the cheesecake factory. 00:20:09 Speaker 1: Girl, basically, Mimi, you do everything was shut down because there was a nice storm. But that's the sad trip. 00:20:17 Speaker 4: And I like the cheesecake factory, but that's still that's not what you said out there to do. 00:20:21 Speaker 3: You don't go through a belief. 00:20:25 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like we didn't give a fuck about chains, you know, like when you're look at this book of a menu. Yeah, exactly like we didn't. We weren't. The bougie that is within me deep now was not yet fully activated because you know, I was just like a midwestern girls. 00:20:43 Speaker 3: Cheesecake factory and aquarium trip. Zundes absolutely delightful. 00:20:46 Speaker 1: If that's what you were. 00:20:49 Speaker 3: I'm in full support of this trip. 00:20:51 Speaker 5: I'm not. 00:20:52 Speaker 3: I'm planning it now for myself. 00:20:54 Speaker 4: Before Portugal, You're going to Chicago first. 00:20:59 Speaker 3: I'm dipping my toe in the water of these thrills. Then Portugal. That's a natural evolution factory. In Chicago Portugal. 00:21:09 Speaker 5: It is closer. 00:21:10 Speaker 3: It is closer. That's true. Okay, you too, Well, I have something else I have to talk to you about. 00:21:15 Speaker 5: Okay. 00:21:16 Speaker 3: I would love to just chit chat about aquariums and European vacations all to day. But you agreed to be on this podcast at some point in the past. God only knows when the podcast is called. I said, no gifts. Yeah, yeah, Look I knew Grace prior to the show. A world coworkers friends, I would say, confidants. Yes, I'm just meeting you today, Amy, but you're perfectly lovely. 00:21:45 Speaker 1: Thank you. 00:21:46 Speaker 3: Uh that said, it's a little strange to me. I'm just going to you agreed to be on this podcast. I said, no gifts. It was in the emails. It was all over people know what's going on here, and you too, kind of just saunter in, not holding just one but two bags. Yes, I'm just going to say it clearly gifts for me. Yeah, I can't dance around this. Yeah. 00:22:08 Speaker 1: Well, Bridger, we used to share an office together back in our our lovely work days at Kimmy Schmidt, and maybe I have some sort of grievance against you. So I decided I was just like, you know what, Bridges said, No kids, we gonna bring him too. 00:22:29 Speaker 4: And you know what, bridget the fact is you're just getting to know me. 00:22:32 Speaker 1: But I'm a rebel. If I see a sign. 00:22:35 Speaker 4: That says don't step on this grass, I'm stepping so here I am. When she said we're bringing two, I almost brought four. Yeah, she talked me down there. 00:22:46 Speaker 1: She literally does that, give him two? I will him whip a bird because it was so nice. And we walked up and I was like, oh, look at his backyard is so nice. So what okay, let's just give him to just doubles the mop, not triple. 00:23:04 Speaker 3: Okay, Well, I mean should I open it here on the podcast that Should I get into this white bag or this yellow They're. 00:23:28 Speaker 5: Both luxury, so. 00:23:31 Speaker 1: Now one says Louis Vatan, Yeah. 00:23:33 Speaker 3: These are the two fancies bags that I have ever touched. While we have a firework going off, that is the thrill. The thrill. First of all, we had an ice cream truck drive through. Hopefully the listener heard the ice ice cream truck and screaming for that. Now we're getting fireworks. It's summertime. It's a thrill the city, summertime in eras electric. Uh and people are trying to pull focus for my podcast. That's podcast. 00:23:57 Speaker 1: I mean the fireworks pot down the street. 00:24:02 Speaker 3: Okay. Uh so that's uh such a distraction. White bag or yellow bag? 00:24:07 Speaker 4: Oh well, I don't. I feel like you have to decide. Okay, let's smaller. 00:24:14 Speaker 3: We'll go from there, kind of like my Chicago to Portugal tree exactly. Yes, like the order of the patterns. Okay, we're opening this. It's like a very quaint little chanel bag. Ye, fancy, Okay, I'm pulling out an object. Wait what I have no idea what I'm looking at? Actually, listener, I've just opened a like a maybe a nine inch long box that says clean pod UVC sterilizer and then it has basically what looks like a tongue depressor on it. What am I looking at here? Okay, so there's more A snake is going to jump out at me. 00:24:57 Speaker 5: Oh, what's happening here? 00:25:02 Speaker 3: Okay, I'm opening it. 00:25:03 Speaker 5: This is oh it is dildo like but. 00:25:09 Speaker 3: Listen, I can't. I mean I've been trying to not say is this a dildo because but it's not. I mean, if the words on the box hadn't said other things, I would have been like, oh no, we're gonna be talking about this still do for. 00:25:24 Speaker 5: Here we go. 00:25:25 Speaker 3: It's like a light, I mean dildo asque objects. What does this do? 00:25:30 Speaker 5: So? 00:25:31 Speaker 4: The clean pod is a UV light cleaner and you use it after trips after you charge it. It is uncharged at this time, but I put the charger in there, you charge it up and the blue UV light cleans germs such as COVID off of your luggage. Really so, how perfect before your trip to Chicago and. 00:25:50 Speaker 1: As you know, it is not charged up again trying to give you COVID. You know what I'm saying. 00:25:59 Speaker 3: To defend? Okay, that makes sense to me. It kind of looks like a hair straightener. 00:26:05 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, like a curler too, like the bottom part. 00:26:09 Speaker 4: Yeah, a little like a new type of Alexa speaker too. 00:26:14 Speaker 5: Like maybe it's like a brand new. 00:26:16 Speaker 3: Nice little Alexa speaker. Have either of you used this object. Do you know how it works? Has it worked effectively? 00:26:23 Speaker 5: I mean I don't have COVID. 00:26:24 Speaker 4: So I think we can sites. But it has been used one time, and how was the experience? It was beautiful? It was actually very soothing. I got home from a trip, I unpacked and I charged it before my trip because Virgo plans planned to use it. 00:26:45 Speaker 1: She is a planner, yep. 00:26:46 Speaker 4: I got back from my trip, I completely unpacked, and then I turned it on. The light turns blue and I just waved my hand around as if doing a magic strip or or you know, getting a fly away from me. Just a little waving, and I was like, feels clean. 00:27:03 Speaker 1: You have no idea I do. 00:27:05 Speaker 4: I wait for about thirty seconds on each side of my bag, and I was like, I think I did it. 00:27:12 Speaker 1: Sad. 00:27:13 Speaker 3: Did someone important in your life die? And that's why you're passing the song to me? Is that what's going on? 00:27:20 Speaker 1: Yes? 00:27:20 Speaker 5: Yes, I lost the plan soon after. He's very dead planed. 00:27:24 Speaker 1: Yeah, so you can wave it over your luggage and still not know if it's clean exactly. 00:27:30 Speaker 5: Be careful. 00:27:31 Speaker 3: This is absolute hocus pocus. Yes, this is all tricked you into buy. 00:27:37 Speaker 1: I'm just saying that there are like phone cases. 00:27:39 Speaker 4: You know, you can put your phone on those cases that charges and then cleans. 00:27:43 Speaker 1: It with the UV light. 00:27:44 Speaker 5: No, that's not where nobody uses. 00:27:47 Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't know. 00:27:49 Speaker 4: All I'm saying is I traveled, I waved the wand and I am COVID free. 00:27:56 Speaker 5: So okay, correlation or causation not short. 00:28:01 Speaker 3: No one will ever be able to say, yeah, interesting, And so who does somebody recommend this to you? Or was this one of these things that was like an Instagram It actually. 00:28:11 Speaker 5: Was a gift from It's a rekill. 00:28:14 Speaker 3: This is the ring. 00:28:16 Speaker 1: You're going to spend no money, prejere. 00:28:19 Speaker 3: I'm sending this back home with you. You can't leave this here. This is a cursed off. 00:28:23 Speaker 1: Here's what I'll say. It was a gift from the luggage company. 00:28:26 Speaker 4: My luggage arrived late, and I emailed them and I was like, where's my luggage data DA? And then it also arrived locked and I was like, how do I unlock it? And they're like, oh no, that was a mistake. So then they sent me a gift, and they sent luggage covers and the clean pod, and I was like, wow, that was really nice. 00:28:45 Speaker 1: And they would have been nice if your luggage arrived. 00:28:52 Speaker 3: This is also true when you lose your luggage. Do you have that? 00:28:55 Speaker 2: Do you? 00:28:56 Speaker 3: I mean when you get back home, do you have that secret? Hope? Like I hope they and I can tell them that there was like ten thousand dollars worth of objects in there. That's all I ever want, would be No, does that work. 00:29:07 Speaker 5: Because there is ten thousand dollars? 00:29:10 Speaker 3: Okay, well let's talk about Amy five hundred thousand dollars. Okay, look right. 00:29:20 Speaker 4: Exactly filled with luxury items. 00:29:24 Speaker 1: I can't replace that so far. Okay, these little bitches are hard to get exactly. You gotta be on the website at nine am exactly impressed by or. 00:29:35 Speaker 4: You do bag security and just wait three months. It takes so long to the bagicle. I always forgot I ordered. I'm like, what's this box? 00:29:43 Speaker 1: And I'm like, wait what I got it back when, oh months ago. 00:29:48 Speaker 3: The spending habits on display right now could not be more foreign to I cannot move if I have to spend ten dollars. So to hear this, well a little bit of this, how do we do. 00:30:03 Speaker 1: Mexican? And You're like, I want to spend ten dollars. Just text me and I'll be like, spend it. 00:30:10 Speaker 3: Well, it'll come in. 00:30:12 Speaker 1: Exactly a minute long. 00:30:15 Speaker 4: Hey Bridger, this is Grace, and I'd like to tell you a thing or two about how you should spend your money. 00:30:21 Speaker 1: No, I buy too much, doshi it. So I found the Guyanese designer today, so I did buy it. 00:30:28 Speaker 5: So we don't know about it. Oh, I should mention her name, Yeah, shout her out. 00:30:33 Speaker 1: Yes, you know there's not many of my people wandering around the earth. I mean we I'm sorry. That's Megan Stallion. That was Megan thee Stallion's booty cheese clap. 00:30:49 Speaker 5: It was full born, just blaster. 00:30:55 Speaker 1: Her name is Marissa Wilson, New York, and I'll let you discover her. Well. I follow this other well. I got into my hobby during the pandemic. Was a very uh expensive hobby. I decided to learn about luxury goods. So I started following all these girls on YouTube. One of my favorites is high Low Lux. So she's a little bit better for me because she like mixes like oh, Zara H and M and then she'll be like with you know what I'm saying both, So. 00:31:30 Speaker 5: She was my low and I get it. 00:31:32 Speaker 1: This is the jumpsuit I actually bought. Wait what I'll show you that jumpsuit I actually bought. I sent it to my mother. 00:31:40 Speaker 3: Going through her phone looking for the jump sent. 00:31:43 Speaker 1: It to my mom. 00:31:46 Speaker 4: Wait, that's really cute. 00:31:51 Speaker 3: A striped, thick black and white stripe. 00:31:55 Speaker 1: It's yeah, incredible, it's very cute. Right, So, yes, I feel like I'll wear this at Santa Barbara because I feel like it won't come in time for my European adventure. But I'm aware that. 00:32:07 Speaker 3: So you've been educating yourself on luxury goods. 00:32:09 Speaker 5: Yes, I have. 00:32:09 Speaker 3: What's the most luxurious thing you've purchased since this education began? 00:32:14 Speaker 1: Well, the most luxurious thing I bought was a Chanel bag. Now I did not buy a normal size Classic flat because they are very expensive right now. But I was able to procure mini after waiting for about four months. So I got a mini Chanel Classic. 00:32:34 Speaker 3: Flat bag, very classic my yearly budget. 00:32:39 Speaker 1: So it's like a little cute thing. And I was just like, oh, someday, if I have a daughter, one of my brothers has a little girl, like a pass it down. 00:32:47 Speaker 3: Maybe he's extremely sketch. 00:32:50 Speaker 1: Now I'm just saying, pass it down to a family. 00:32:52 Speaker 3: That's what they always stay with, these expensive bags, right like you're gonna own it forever. 00:32:56 Speaker 1: It's true because you know what a classic Flap is, the same bag that you could get in the fifties. It has not changed what she calls literally like even if you bought a classic Flap like five six years ago, it would have probably cost you, like the medium probably would have cost you around four thousand dollars, that same bag, it's like eight thousand dollars right now. So it appreciates it and you can actually sell like take for example, especially ms. 00:33:24 Speaker 5: I'm gonna stop in a second because it's but. 00:33:29 Speaker 1: Especially difference, like if you buy a mini Kelly, first of all, you have to be offered the bag, like not everybody can get it. But if you buy like a mini Kelly right now, it's seven thousand dollars. If you resell it, it's like thirty thousand dollars what like as soon as you walk out of the boutique, because many Kelly's are so hard to get that if you like somebody, some rich person who has more money than cents will buy your seven thousand dollars bag for thirty thousand dollars the next day. 00:34:00 Speaker 3: I promise, I'm taking everyone's money away until you can figure out how to actually spend it properly. 00:34:06 Speaker 5: Yes, I know, and you know I've slowed down. 00:34:10 Speaker 1: I was doing a lot of luxury shopping in twenty twenty one and even early twenty twenty two to feel something, just to feel start out here, I've just been working so hard. I have like four jobs right now, so I've been working so hard. So every so often you're just like, I've been trapped in my house. I haven't seen my friends in a month, and I wake up at six o'clock every morning to do work before work, and then I go to work, and then I do work after work, and then I just collapse to oblivion and do it all over again. So sometimes it's nice to buy yourself a little something impractical, to like feel like, oh, I have a physical manifestation from all the hard work I've been doing. 00:34:50 Speaker 3: Yeah, woll And ultimately you just wanted to feel relatable to the average America. That is, I feel like that was the yeah, this is going on. 00:34:58 Speaker 1: I've been struggling with relatedle ability since I was a small child. Let me just say that I would only wear a big foofy dresses and I ate that's chicken nuggets with a knife and fork. So that is how I came away from the beginning. That's how I came out. It's like, oh, I cannot the chicken nuggets with my finger. It was soil. So uh yeah, I've been this way always. It's just now I have some of the resources I need to to actually execute. Hiding for years, you're like the Hulk. 00:35:34 Speaker 3: You're hiding it. 00:35:35 Speaker 1: Now you're hulking out with luxury. But I want to buy a house. I want something like this. I want to I want to have a nice backyard too. So you yeah, I really could. 00:35:47 Speaker 4: I probably could, like yell yours, but she's. 00:35:52 Speaker 1: Got to give I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't do it when I say, I. 00:36:00 Speaker 5: Mean my other bags. 00:36:04 Speaker 1: So yeah, I really have a ridiculous collection right now and I need to stop. 00:36:09 Speaker 3: But uh, all right, well I've got this thing, which the benefits of are I would say, probably, I don't know. 00:36:20 Speaker 1: Well, like all I'm saying, go back next time you come over from a trip. You don't do it COVID. 00:36:27 Speaker 3: Now, Yeah, it's like one of those things that clicks into an almost so CD behavior where it's like I didn't get the COVID using the thing, I'll use it for the rest of my life, unless, as I said before, it's cursed. Yeah, which all evidence kind of leans in that direction. But it's a beautiful object. I almost could just pet my dog with it. Yeah, at the very least. 00:36:49 Speaker 6: Keep the dog very clean, radiating. 00:37:01 Speaker 5: I wasn't supposed to be used on anything living. 00:37:06 Speaker 3: Are you too? Both pretty clean people? 00:37:09 Speaker 1: Yeah, we actually used to share a cleaning lady moved away and we were both very sad. 00:37:15 Speaker 3: I can imagine why she moved away. 00:37:19 Speaker 5: She's like, I have to go away. 00:37:20 Speaker 1: I didn't go around with a white club, And I was like, do you see this? 00:37:24 Speaker 5: She literally lied about a divorce and just left. 00:37:30 Speaker 1: But yeah, so we're trying to find someone else currently to clean her house because it was nice because she had cares, like she really cared about us, like we knew about her daughter and and like, you know, really just a sweet lady. So now we're on the hunt because we are very like if you went to our houses, now you imagine person, but you see nothing here. You need to like, you know, I don't want to scrub tubs. I don't want to like mop. 00:37:56 Speaker 3: Or some some cleaning things that build up that you don't read. Mopping is exactly struggle. 00:38:02 Speaker 4: I also like to use the time that someone is cleaning the house for me to do like unspecific house chores, like oh, I'm going to like balance my check book, or I'm going to, like, you know, answer emails or whatever. So that I don't I'm kind of like multitasking. It's like I'm cleaning while I'm doing something else. 00:38:20 Speaker 3: You have a reason. It justifies the house being cleaned because you're also doing work at the same time. Ye, I can't. 00:38:27 Speaker 5: What I'm going to say is very unrelatable. 00:38:29 Speaker 3: Again, here we go, fuck up, listener, Well. 00:38:32 Speaker 1: What I do when the cleaning lady comes is I go to Soho house and treat myself to pressed. 00:38:37 Speaker 3: What has happened? Grace is the most hated woman in America. I mean, you better be giving big tips. 00:38:48 Speaker 5: I do give big I do I tip at least twenty percent. 00:38:52 Speaker 3: I'm sending this episode to everyone that's ever cleaned both of your houses. Yeah, the bags being purchased going to Soho house, I mean, and Amy is a little more concess a little bit. 00:39:02 Speaker 5: More that much. 00:39:04 Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm like, I'm upstairs doing other things and ignoring you, Like great, it's not great. 00:39:10 Speaker 5: Yeah, but we're going to find someone else. 00:39:12 Speaker 1: It's just like you know you there's these services because you used the service last week last. 00:39:18 Speaker 5: Yeah I did. 00:39:19 Speaker 1: But I was just like, no, I want like a person because they're touching your things. 00:39:22 Speaker 5: Like I'm very much about energy from La. 00:39:25 Speaker 1: Now. She never said she's from La. 00:39:30 Speaker 3: I'm just gonna say this is. 00:39:33 Speaker 1: She's like always. 00:39:35 Speaker 4: I love that you said that. 00:39:39 Speaker 1: I don't. I like you know, so you don't want you want nice good souls touching your betting where you're gonna lay down your couch where you sit to watch Netflix and you know whatever. Although Netflix, I don't know. 00:39:53 Speaker 5: Netflix still a network. I thought it was shutting down. 00:39:57 Speaker 1: Well, first of all, not shut down before I get all my money, because I'm work there right now. And also me and Bridger worked there for Kimmy and so we need some residuals. 00:40:09 Speaker 5: We got to get out, keep them. 00:40:11 Speaker 1: Coming, keep them coming. 00:40:14 Speaker 3: I've hired a cleaning person two times. I'm very tidy, not a huge cleaner. The first time, my boyfriend convinced me said, it's going to be wonderful, it's gonna it'll be easy whatever. The cleaning person came and was at my house, and the house was not, let me be very clear, not dirty. 00:40:31 Speaker 5: You're clean as well. 00:40:32 Speaker 3: Yes, the cleaning person was here for twelve hours. 00:40:35 Speaker 1: No, too long. 00:40:38 Speaker 3: I don't know what was happening. I was just a prisoner in my own home. I was truly trapped. I didn't know what to do. 00:40:46 Speaker 5: Are they paid by the hour? 00:40:48 Speaker 3: No, it was like a fad. 00:40:50 Speaker 1: They weren't even by the hour. 00:40:52 Speaker 3: Work faster and make more money. But she was just kind of I guess she was just having the time of her life Sunday. I don't know what she was doing. Yeah, twelve hours, and I swore we did end up doing it one more time with a shorter person. But this twelve hour thing will live with me forever. 00:41:08 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's too long, because you know, I've had long cleaning situations like five but like five five hours, but I've never had a twelve. 00:41:17 Speaker 3: I don't know what was being cleaned. 00:41:19 Speaker 1: Even when I do a five or six, I'm like, literally my place is clean, Like the only thing you really need to do is like mop and stuff so so like, I'm always even curious for the five or six. 00:41:31 Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm like, what were you doing? 00:41:33 Speaker 1: It feels like it should be like three my place exactly. Yeah, an hour per room. 00:41:37 Speaker 3: We all work at our own speeds. I learned that's true. 00:41:40 Speaker 5: Some of them. 00:41:41 Speaker 1: I do have two bathrooms, so there's that. 00:41:43 Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, every one of them. So what are the bathrooms for her bags? 00:41:51 Speaker 1: They don't like to use the same one as me. They're very pretentious. Where they get that from? 00:41:58 Speaker 3: I don't got them, I knows. 00:42:01 Speaker 5: So there's another gift. 00:42:02 Speaker 3: I know I'm gonna get. We're reaching towards the yellow bag. Yes, bigger bug. 00:42:07 Speaker 5: It's a bigger bag. 00:42:08 Speaker 3: And yeah, bigger bag. 00:42:09 Speaker 5: One's really special. Like you're gonna be. 00:42:11 Speaker 3: More than one thing in here. 00:42:12 Speaker 5: You're gonna be confused and then you're gonna get it. 00:42:14 Speaker 3: Oh, we can get a little crinkle here, listener. Okay, close enough, Okay, reaching in sud there's like a paper. Should I take this out first? 00:42:21 Speaker 5: It's irrelevant to the gift, but you can read it. 00:42:23 Speaker 3: Okay. I pulled out a blue piece of paper. This is fifty four mfah. Someone's pursuing their masters. Okay, I don't know what that means. Ah, okay, now I'm pulling what what is this? Is this a rope? What is this? 00:42:41 Speaker 1: One's pursuing your master. 00:42:43 Speaker 3: I'm gonna it was gonna leave you with your MFA. 00:42:47 Speaker 5: It's not the only thing in the bag. 00:42:48 Speaker 1: I just want you to know. Okay. 00:42:49 Speaker 3: So I just pulled out what appears to be like a full Is this a judge's robe? It's a gown, a graduation I am getting my MFA. 00:43:00 Speaker 1: What you're getting honorary honorary gown from the antidot. 00:43:09 Speaker 3: Just record whatever is happening here as I received this. We'll put this on. 00:43:14 Speaker 1: You got the master sleeve. 00:43:16 Speaker 5: You see that. You can hide the Kleenex in there if you get emotional. 00:43:20 Speaker 3: What's happening. I'm putting on the my graduation robe. I'm not reaching it. And there's what is this object called the hat? The the cap. It's a cap and a gown. So it's a cap and gown of course, courtesy of Jostin's. Jostin's they control America. 00:43:37 Speaker 1: They I think they have. 00:43:39 Speaker 3: A They will be at your high school, they will be at your college, and they will not leave you alone. I'm putting on the cap putting on the cap? Where where did this come from? 00:43:49 Speaker 1: Graduation? 00:43:50 Speaker 5: Because you're also with honors. 00:43:52 Speaker 1: Thank you. 00:43:53 Speaker 3: I appreciate that assumption. I have my honors thing. 00:43:56 Speaker 5: What is it's? What is the dolls? 00:43:58 Speaker 1: Yes? 00:43:59 Speaker 5: It around. 00:44:00 Speaker 3: Look I went to a state school. 00:44:02 Speaker 1: This also came from the states. 00:44:03 Speaker 3: Oh fantastic. Okay, you know what good for state school I'm not trying to speak up right now for states. 00:44:10 Speaker 1: Yeah, they can be great. 00:44:12 Speaker 3: They're affordable. Yes, people can go to them and learn. There's nothing wrong. 00:44:16 Speaker 1: With nothing wrong with that. I mean higher education is a scam anyway, I have a lot of it. Does it every time? 00:44:23 Speaker 3: With as little dead as possible? 00:44:25 Speaker 1: Is all on this. 00:44:26 Speaker 3: That's what I'm going to put this thing on. 00:44:28 Speaker 5: It's very questionable. Would you like me to you? 00:44:31 Speaker 3: I can amy siming over. 00:44:33 Speaker 1: CREMONYA you now have a degree of Say, I don't know what the fifty four is for? Oh yeah, there's that extra So this is that's the regular tassel. 00:45:04 Speaker 4: But this is because you're important, because you yeah, you get a gold tassel because you're important. 00:45:11 Speaker 3: You have double that's going to keep falling off of me. Okay, I'm just making sure I didn't miss any other graduation objects. Okay, what's happening here? 00:45:21 Speaker 1: Well, my friend Amy, she gave a speech. She gave a speech at U c l A's MFA programs. That's where she went, and so she's a distinguished alumni. Okay, and now so are you? So are you? So? 00:45:37 Speaker 3: I get a free lunch on campus. 00:45:39 Speaker 4: Exactly just for that day though, and that day has passed, so sorry the lunch boucher. 00:45:46 Speaker 3: People have to say when I stroll in in. 00:45:48 Speaker 4: My there you go, professor, like people at college look like right, they literally everyone who participated in graduation. I had to dress in the regalia and so afterwards because I think because of COVID it belongs to me. Now they're like, we can't take it back because you can't share. 00:46:09 Speaker 1: Clothes object yourself. That's why this is a joint gift. 00:46:18 Speaker 3: You should have taken this with you. You could have blamed everybody there, and then they shouldn't would have had their thing back. 00:46:24 Speaker 1: Exactly. 00:46:25 Speaker 4: I should have done it, but then I wouldn't be able to give it to you and. 00:46:29 Speaker 1: To suspect you with our two gifts exactly exactly. 00:46:34 Speaker 3: Listener, there's a hidden third gift which we'll never know. Never next time you guys are on the podcast, Okay, great, great, or. 00:46:43 Speaker 1: Maybe I'll just you'll invite you on our podcast and then I'll give it. You know, we don't give gifts on our podcast. 00:46:51 Speaker 5: I've set you further. 00:46:53 Speaker 3: Amy you spoke, I did. Yes, that was terrifying. 00:46:56 Speaker 4: It was so terrifying. I had to give a speech that I wrote. I haven't given in a written speech since like middle school speech class. 00:47:03 Speaker 5: I was like, very very scared. 00:47:05 Speaker 4: And when I got up there, the first sentence I said, I like messed up, Like. 00:47:08 Speaker 3: You know, I like, first crowd turned on you. 00:47:11 Speaker 1: Yeah, they were. 00:47:12 Speaker 4: Like I was like no, but it went okay. There was a video, there was a live feed, so my parents watched. 00:47:24 Speaker 1: It was just really cute. 00:47:26 Speaker 5: See I'm sure because my Jerian parents that's what they like. 00:47:29 Speaker 4: They were like, I want to double masters, like they like don't quite know what I was doing up there. 00:47:34 Speaker 5: My dad thinks I got a PhD. 00:47:36 Speaker 1: Like my dad the happiest four months of his life. I taught a class at NYU and my dad's a professor, and I taught one class at m yu. Oh child, that was not my testimony. I hate I will cry up. I went to class. I was just like, I have to talk for two hours. I'm so tired. I had to do the job so literally. 00:47:58 Speaker 5: Like that, that four months there was the happiest four months. It's like hello daughter the other professor and I was like, dad, I hated it. How have you done this for forty something years of your life? 00:48:12 Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's just the thing that they don't tell you about being a professor. 00:48:15 Speaker 5: Guess what you have to talk the whole time. 00:48:17 Speaker 3: Wall. 00:48:18 Speaker 1: I love to be like, students, tell me what you think? 00:48:20 Speaker 3: Can I sit back? 00:48:23 Speaker 1: They don't know shit, Yeah I know, but I'm like, tell me what you think story is? 00:48:27 Speaker 5: And then I said. 00:48:29 Speaker 1: I didn't they should have you. 00:48:33 Speaker 3: I think you need to reconsider your career. Things are not going well. Now you have what you need to know. 00:48:41 Speaker 5: And then you'll go back. 00:48:42 Speaker 1: I mean they did ask me back, which is very kind, but yeah, I was just like, yo, I don't think I care, man. I don't think I should be crying every day on the way to work. 00:48:51 Speaker 3: Man. 00:48:52 Speaker 1: So I did not do it again. 00:48:53 Speaker 3: Did you ever fight with the students? 00:48:55 Speaker 1: No? But there was this one shitty kid and I was just like, you know what he'll probably be the most successful because he used to try me all the time, and I was just like, and I was just like, I was giving him no energy back because I was just like, Okay, well, if you want your mom and your daddy to spend sixty five thousand dollars per year for you to try me, then you sure can. And you know, he turned all his shit in, lady, I always had an attitude or whatever. 00:49:19 Speaker 5: I just like, he'll probably be the most successful one. 00:49:21 Speaker 1: Do you remember his name, even little nas Ex No, I don't remember his name, honestly, but I remember he like wrote like I gave them specscripts to write, and he wrote a combination of Curber. He did like Curb Your Enthusiasm and what was that HBO show about the Agents and the Yes, it was Curb your Enthusiasm meets Entourage. 00:49:54 Speaker 3: This is not but it was an original idea. No, it's like Dave, it's stumbling into that douche world. 00:50:02 Speaker 5: Yeah, it was like that. 00:50:03 Speaker 1: Yeah. So basically, you know when you teach, when you teach the children in film school, you start out with episodes of an existing show. So I picked like six shows that they were allowed to choose from. 00:50:17 Speaker 5: So everybody. 00:50:20 Speaker 1: So what I did is like I picked six shows and then we would do some discussion. So every week we would break down a different show at first and like I tell them like all that shit, and then so we I only needed six, so they were only allowed to choose from the six. So I think it was The Office, thirty Rock, Hey. 00:50:40 Speaker 3: Tina, and uh Dinosaurs Dinosaurs Dinosaurs. 00:50:44 Speaker 1: Dinosaurs Dinosaurs that used to be dark. Yeah, I think, yeah, I can't remember the other ones, but I definitely know thirty Rock, The Office, Oh, Parks and. 00:50:59 Speaker 5: Rock, h Entourage and Kurt they were on the list, or. 00:51:04 Speaker 1: I think he he went. Technically it was still because it was starring Larry David, but it was a wild episode and I was just like, there's actually some really raw talent there, So I wouldn't be surprised if he's like, baby, he's listening to this podcast and who knows exactly running Hollywood Hollywood. 00:51:28 Speaker 3: Wow. I've worked in education two times. Both well, one time was fine and the other time was extraordinarily painful. I was teaching like a second grade class after school class. Terrifying. They are that age group is the most brutal, essentially essentially that size. It was just not a. 00:51:51 Speaker 1: Kneeing tight you know what I'm saying? 00:51:53 Speaker 3: That bit oh nasty. Yeah, and then I worked as a lunch lady and that was actually lovely. You know, I'm a lady while I worked. 00:52:09 Speaker 1: Did you wear a hairnet? 00:52:10 Speaker 3: Look? I did wear a hair hat. I had to. It didn't make me wear the white pants. The other ladies that I worked with told me I didn't have to wear the white pants, which was I appreciated. 00:52:22 Speaker 1: What kind of pants did you wear these? 00:52:24 Speaker 3: I just wore jeans, which doesn't make a lot of sense to me. Put me in the uniform one of you, Yeah, cafeteria, Yes, a thousand respect. 00:52:36 Speaker 1: He doesn't need to slummet in the white pants like us vagina. 00:52:41 Speaker 3: That's exactly what they said. I have that in writing. No, but yeah, education is a tough want. And now you're you just got to kind of skip the line. 00:52:51 Speaker 4: I mean, well, I've educated. That's what made me distinguished enough to get the award. Right with the students, Yeah, it was like this time I didn't time, I didn't. But I have taught second graders before. Have I taught second graders dance? 00:53:04 Speaker 1: I used to. 00:53:05 Speaker 5: I used to take dance. 00:53:07 Speaker 4: It was great, except they all wanted to do dirty MTV dances. I'm like, we're going to do right, We're gonna like step and clap and step and clap. And they're like, miss miss Amy, can we do the dance from the video? 00:53:20 Speaker 1: And I'm like, what dance is that? 00:53:21 Speaker 5: And then they're on the floor the floor. 00:53:24 Speaker 1: I'm just like, what's happening? 00:53:26 Speaker 5: Popping in on the headstance? 00:53:28 Speaker 4: And they always want to do it at the end of class as their parents were arriving. 00:53:32 Speaker 1: And I had to be like, I didn't teach them this. They're like, we know, so like where we know where kids are? 00:53:40 Speaker 3: Did you have like a recital? I'm taking off the rope because I am absolutely sweating. 00:53:45 Speaker 1: That's not breathable material. 00:53:47 Speaker 5: It isn't comfortable to be that distinguished. 00:53:49 Speaker 3: I have been wearing a rope for probably fifteen minutes. At this point. I think that's enough, fair enough, fair enough. Wait, so did you have a recital? 00:53:56 Speaker 5: Yes, there was a recital. 00:53:58 Speaker 4: They came to my university and they danced in like the park in the middle of campus and all of the school could see what they danced. 00:54:06 Speaker 5: So cute they did. 00:54:07 Speaker 4: I want to say it was Britney Spears. Like I'm trying to think of what song was hot back then. It wasn't not a girl, not a woman too risque was the. 00:54:15 Speaker 1: One that she made out with Madonna, and. 00:54:18 Speaker 4: Probably it wasn't Slave for You, but it was somewhere in that where she was like Toxic. 00:54:23 Speaker 3: I mean literally it was. 00:54:27 Speaker 5: I thought it was a Medley. Toxic was one of the songs. 00:54:30 Speaker 4: Yeah, but I remember that was their favorite, exactly exactly. 00:54:35 Speaker 3: We did a little I want to do a dance recital to Toxic. Yeah, okay, on one ticket sold the tickets three. I know how you spend money. These tickets are five hundreds. 00:54:51 Speaker 4: The more expensive, the more valued, value it more. 00:54:56 Speaker 3: And I'm not talking. Those are not close seats on the back. 00:55:01 Speaker 1: If you want to set up on you better come off a three K. 00:55:06 Speaker 3: You're gonna be looking for these on step hub. 00:55:09 Speaker 1: I need to buy. 00:55:10 Speaker 3: Okay, Well, I've got this. I think it's probably time to play a game. 00:55:14 Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, let's do it. 00:55:15 Speaker 3: Okay, we're gonna play a game called Gift or a Curse. I need a number between one and tent from you, and you have to I guess you're gonna have to agree on it. We never do this with two people. 00:55:23 Speaker 4: Okay, I'm going to go seven. I mean I feel like you just said it. 00:55:28 Speaker 3: I wanted to you're working as. 00:55:37 Speaker 1: Let's just go seven. Let's just are you sure. 00:55:40 Speaker 5: Support? 00:55:41 Speaker 1: Okay, I didn't intend to boguard the numbers. 00:55:45 Speaker 3: I mean so little to the game. 00:55:47 Speaker 1: I just I just wanted to respect. Let the man go on to the game. 00:55:52 Speaker 3: Okay, game, I have to do some light calculating with the number that you so thoughtfully chose. So while I'm doing that, promote something, recommend something, do whatever you want. You have the mic. 00:56:05 Speaker 5: Promote our podcast. 00:56:06 Speaker 1: Yes, So me and Amy have a podcast called The Antidote that comes out every Wednesday wherever you get your podcasts. 00:56:14 Speaker 4: And first of all, what we do is talk about the Antidote. Really, the world is a dumpster fire and we are here to make you feel better. We talk about the bomber news of the week, and then we share our antidotes. 00:56:25 Speaker 1: Yeah, which is the thing that we did or culture we consumed to help us feel better about the fact that our country is crumbling all around us. And then we have a guest interview some folks that we've interviewed before are Tracy Sales, Ross, Michelle Butell Bueaux, Nicole Bayer and A Loak. We're really excited A Loak is coming very soon. We went to see them recently and it was such a beautiful show. So so yes, let's promote a Loak. Yeah, if you have an opportunity to see A Loak. They're on their world tour right now. They're on their world tour right now. And that's a l Ok And they are a poet, a comedian, an activist. So their show is like nothing you've ever been to. So if they're coming to your city, should go see them. 00:57:16 Speaker 3: What a beautiful combo of self and outside promotion, A little one that's perfect. 00:57:22 Speaker 1: Thank you. 00:57:23 Speaker 3: Okay, this is how we're gonna play Gift for a Curse. I mean this is how we played every time. This is a version of it. Twist on this game. All right, I've been wearing a robe for two longs. I'm gonna name three things. You're gonna tell me if they're a gift or a curse and why? Okay, and then I'm going to tell you if you're a correct or not. 00:57:46 Speaker 1: Answer. You have to So it's a game of opinion, but there is a right or wrong answer. 00:57:51 Speaker 3: It's a game of facts. 00:57:52 Speaker 1: It's an absolute. 00:57:53 Speaker 3: Uh you know, there are no there's no iffy answers here. 00:57:58 Speaker 4: And one little question, Bridger, since there are two of us, would you like us to come to consensus? 00:58:03 Speaker 1: All right? Much like the number Okay, so not but that Aby just said, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. It's okay, I regret it. 00:58:16 Speaker 3: Okay. Number one. This is from a listener named Louisa Gift or a curse cal Zones. 00:58:21 Speaker 1: Hmmm, it's it's it's. 00:58:24 Speaker 4: Like a pizza, but it's a pizza in a pocket, and then it can be too hot and you bite. 00:58:29 Speaker 1: But sometimes if it isn't too hot, it could be lovely. It's like neater than an actual slice. Oh that's true. You can eat it on the go. Yeah, you could eat it on the go. 00:58:39 Speaker 4: All right, that is risk. It's worth risking a little burn. Yeah, I feel like you just gotta you gotta test it out. Just put put your little finger in there, just massage. 00:58:51 Speaker 1: Not too hot, so okay, Gift, all right, we're gonna say gift Gift wrong. 00:58:59 Speaker 3: Absolutely, of course. Kel Zone is such like this. 00:59:03 Speaker 5: It's with them. 00:59:07 Speaker 1: She's like, I crime racism against you both, Like the one time anyway has ever used the race. 00:59:13 Speaker 3: Card, the one appropriate time. This is clear kel Zones. We go to the pizza restaurant, We go to the pizza parlor for a reason, and we get there and then suddenly there's this other thing on the menu that we have to consider but we didn't want in the first place. It's so confusing. I'm never going to order the col zone. I never go somewhere to get the cow zone. I'm going If I'm going. 00:59:38 Speaker 5: To the calzone parlor. 00:59:40 Speaker 3: Well, then open one. 00:59:41 Speaker 1: Open it. You've got the money, you. 00:59:44 Speaker 3: Have all time and time again. 00:59:46 Speaker 1: Sell a couple of bags and open the parlor. 00:59:49 Speaker 3: If it's so precious to you, if it's so dear to your heart. No, I hate they taste wonderful. Yeah, I think they taste fantastic, just and it's this thing for me, as an indecisive person, I can't go to the pizza parlor and then half this other thing that kind of seemed appeal length. Yeah, but now the road road is forked, and I don't know what to do. Curse, absolutely cursive. We just don't need it. It's an it's a redundant object. I agree abandoned me over here. 01:00:26 Speaker 4: Well, his curse was for a different reason than mine. I was really just concerned about the temperature of the sauce. 01:00:33 Speaker 5: I was like, I'm a little tonguey. 01:00:34 Speaker 1: Yeah, I just gave you a. 01:00:36 Speaker 3: Whole Okay, well you have another one. Let's see. 01:00:40 Speaker 5: Okay, let's see. But I do like coming to a consent. 01:00:43 Speaker 3: Yeah, of course. Okay. This next one is also from a listener named Jordan. It's another food related thing, gift or a curse, and it's in quotes, Well, adult milkshakes. 01:00:55 Speaker 1: What with alcohol? 01:00:57 Speaker 3: With alcohol? Boozy milks gived a curse? 01:01:01 Speaker 5: Can we specify what kind of milk? 01:01:04 Speaker 3: I've only I've given you all the information. 01:01:06 Speaker 1: That you get. 01:01:07 Speaker 5: I mean, I feel like children could end up with it. 01:01:12 Speaker 1: No, you ordered the restaurant. There's a cool milk milkshake on my mama's desk. 01:01:17 Speaker 3: Let me turn it out. 01:01:19 Speaker 4: Why First of all, why are you drinking adult milkshakes at work? 01:01:26 Speaker 1: Second, well, why does your guys got home office? Nobody goes to work anymore. 01:01:30 Speaker 4: Wow, America you heard it here first? 01:01:34 Speaker 1: Doesn't know we can Okay, so you're thinking curse I don't know. Also could be a Gibbs because the milkshakes are delicious, and then also booze just makes you feel nice. 01:01:49 Speaker 5: It is good. 01:01:49 Speaker 4: But I will say, since we couldn't specify the kind of milk, I'm leaning towards curse because if it's regular milk, like cow's milk, you could get real. 01:01:56 Speaker 5: Blooded bubble guts. 01:01:58 Speaker 1: Alcohol plus alcohol, you ain't feeling good later. 01:02:01 Speaker 4: Yeah that's true. Yeah, okay, okay, we have two different reasons why, but we've decided. 01:02:06 Speaker 1: It's a curse. 01:02:07 Speaker 3: You two are so on the mark here returning to the game. You returned to the game, I mean outside of whatever Grace is imagining missus Baskin Robbin's doing at her job. I hate to just look at the menu and it says I hate anytime adult is in quotes where it's like they're winking at me, and it's like, what are we what are we winking at here? It's not an adult. It's still a milkshake, but it just now. 01:02:31 Speaker 1: Takes it doesn't necessarily feel like it should. 01:02:34 Speaker 5: Alcohol should go in there. 01:02:35 Speaker 3: Right, not a great combination of flavor. Yeah, we're talking about if you want booze, have some booze. Yeah, just let me have my my fifties milkshake. I don't whine, sockhop or whatever. The adult anytime we're saying adult in quotes and she's like, grow up, get out of my space. You are a dork. 01:02:55 Speaker 1: Y're all we're all on the same we're all on the same thing. I didn't even get it out. 01:03:01 Speaker 3: Sorry, it was appropriate, fully appropriate. Okay, you've gotten one out of two. 01:03:07 Speaker 5: So here we go. It's we were overachievers, so we wanted to. 01:03:11 Speaker 3: See the final one gift or a curse. And this is from a listener who did not send in their name, so I can't be blamed for not naming them. I'm not taking any of that on. I have enough guilt in my life. This person's gift or a curse T shirt with opinions on them. 01:03:27 Speaker 1: Oh curse? 01:03:29 Speaker 5: Oh hell yeah, that's a fucking curse. 01:03:33 Speaker 1: Oh else. 01:03:34 Speaker 5: Wait, although let's hear it. 01:03:35 Speaker 1: You could say it's a gift because you then you know who the fay away I'm from. That's what I'm saying. You could just be like, oh no that, oh. 01:03:44 Speaker 4: Wow, that's a really good point, because it's not saying I have to wear them it's saying I feel like it's saying I've seen. 01:03:50 Speaker 1: It, Like yeah, I see it, and I'm just like, I know, to stay away from you. 01:03:54 Speaker 5: Exactly. It's like no, thank you. 01:03:56 Speaker 1: Yeah, no thanks yeah, because then you know, that's the type of person going to call the manager, and that's the type of person who's got to live love, laugh in ouse like they probably on the walls too many magnets like heart shaped, like just ship on the walls. 01:04:12 Speaker 5: Exactly. 01:04:13 Speaker 1: That's not somebody I want to be cool with. 01:04:14 Speaker 4: No, No, I don't want to do my eyes are I don't see your shirt? 01:04:20 Speaker 3: I mean, I hope that's not their opinion. 01:04:21 Speaker 5: They probably have, Like what if the right opinion? 01:04:26 Speaker 1: A place matts drag myself that I used to have this, have a place that. 01:04:31 Speaker 5: That on on what side said hello, said goodbye? 01:04:35 Speaker 3: We don't like that, that's perfectly what else do you put on? 01:04:39 Speaker 5: Have a doormat that said that? 01:04:40 Speaker 1: Yeah, I like that. 01:04:41 Speaker 3: I think that tricky. 01:04:43 Speaker 5: Yeah, you go very kitchy, very very quickly. 01:04:46 Speaker 4: Yeah, it's five o'clock in here, you know, it's one o'clock somewhere exactly, Well. 01:04:54 Speaker 3: What do you think. 01:04:57 Speaker 5: Gift? 01:04:58 Speaker 1: Yeah, I kind of like. 01:05:01 Speaker 3: Just saying you landed it. Absolutely, dude, that's exactly. That's exactly my reasons. Where you get to see that person coming from a mile away, usually the opinion is something stupid, very it's a nice little like easy judgment you get to make without you know, sometimes you just need to release a little judgment and that person has given you that gift to judgement. Here's my stupid opinion. I'm annoying. 01:05:27 Speaker 1: You can tell that broadcasts everybody. 01:05:30 Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, one hundred percent gift. I will say T shirts with facts on them. I was at a thrift store a few years ago and I bought a T shirt that said South Korea, and then I had every fact about South Korea. And I think that's a great more. T shirts should have educational facts. 01:05:47 Speaker 4: A fine fact because it's could say nine to eleven was the hoax, and that's a fact. 01:05:51 Speaker 1: That we need to fact check. 01:05:57 Speaker 3: The T shirt fact we'll just get out of old T shirt checker, which is not I mean, I feel like job. 01:06:04 Speaker 1: I have a Calzone parlor and I have a fact checking T shirt business. 01:06:10 Speaker 3: You are on your way to opening a strip mall. 01:06:13 Speaker 1: Yes, exactly where I'm going to strip mall it'll be called Grace's Place. Wait, so it's the cow Zone. Place at Grace's Place, everything crazy place always I'm good at checking fats, not great a calzone. 01:06:31 Speaker 3: This money's got to go somewhere. Well perfect, you've got two out of three. That's I feel like that's I mean, we've failed this game before and it's ruined careers. It's been pretty disgusting. 01:06:43 Speaker 1: I'm glad that our careers in Broo careers are our careers are very closet. 01:06:51 Speaker 5: Were playing there, but exactly we made it. 01:06:53 Speaker 3: Okay, this is the final segment of the podcast. It's called I said no Emails, I said no gifts at Gmail dot. 01:07:00 Speaker 1: Okay. 01:07:01 Speaker 3: Every listener has some obnoxious problem. It's vexing their life, and then they drag it into my life and I deal with it. And then the guest is always so nice. 01:07:11 Speaker 1: To help me. 01:07:11 Speaker 3: Will you help me? Yeah, let's do this. This is deer Bridger, an esteemed guest. So there's no, that's not so one of you have to decide no, well it's great. 01:07:21 Speaker 5: I mean she's got all those bags. 01:07:23 Speaker 1: And then also you had your esteem. 01:07:25 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you've already had your enormous This life was like. 01:07:31 Speaker 1: One has asked me to speak at Columbia only about a time. Girl, I don't know. Do they love me? 01:07:37 Speaker 5: It's all right, you're esteemed today today. 01:07:41 Speaker 3: Okay. My partner and I are in our early thirties and rent a home in a pleasant neighborhood. Okay, we moved in during early twenty twenty one, and given the COVID of it all, we haven't gotten to know our neighbors entirely well, and honestly we're on the introverted side, so it hasn't bothered us. Recently, our older mid fifties neighbor has started edge in our sidewalk and doing other nice neighboring waiting what side walk, leave head alone? 01:08:12 Speaker 1: Shame. Oh yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right. 01:08:14 Speaker 3: And doing other nice neighborly landscaping things for us. We think it's very kind and planned to give him a gift card at the end of the season to a local liquor store. In the brief conversations we've had, he has made it clear he loves drinking, almost made it too clear. Here is the problem. He and his family have more recently started He and his family have more recently started shooting pellet guns at our beloved wildlife in the shared backyard? Wait, what think innocent squirrels, baby foxes? 01:08:43 Speaker 1: Go? 01:08:44 Speaker 3: This is a more pleasant neighborhood than she that I imagined. They've got all kinds of essentially bamby happening here. My partner and I are not okay with this. How we really appreciate the landscaping and don't want to see him ungrateful. Do we still get him a gift if so is a liquor store gifts gift cards strange and potentially enabling alcoholism? 01:09:05 Speaker 1: Yes? 01:09:06 Speaker 3: Do we make it awkward by telling him he's a jerk for shooting at our backyard creatures? 01:09:11 Speaker 1: Thank you? 01:09:11 Speaker 3: In advanced bridger and guests again not plural, just guests for your collective wisdom, that's right, Ashley. So Ashley basically trying to decide if she loves free landscaping or wildlife. Yeah, she gets to choose one. 01:09:26 Speaker 1: Yeah. 01:09:27 Speaker 5: I feel like it's worse what he's doing. 01:09:31 Speaker 1: I think he's doing bad things, and the good thing that he's doing does not outweigh. You know, shooting pelic guns at innocent animals? What the fuck did they do to you? Man? Yeah? Squirrels. They're horrible. 01:09:45 Speaker 3: Ashley has blood all over her hands. 01:09:49 Speaker 1: Exactly. 01:09:51 Speaker 3: I mean fel like I don't know. 01:09:52 Speaker 5: But it's also hard because you live next door to that person, like you know, and. 01:09:57 Speaker 3: You know he owns a gun. 01:09:58 Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, he owns a gun. 01:09:59 Speaker 4: I think you can't upset the neighbor with the gun. You can't upset the neighbor with the gun. But I also think you can't allow him to keep edging near your house. So I feel like you have to say thank you and en. 01:10:13 Speaker 5: The edging relationship your edge, yes. 01:10:16 Speaker 1: Exactly, and like you know, you can set a boundary like, okay, on our property, we would really love it if you didn't shoot the things on our property. She said. They have a shared backyard. You go, you go off, and when it's your ship, yeah, you know, I can't stop you. But on our property, we love Bambi yea and little Peter Rabbit. 01:10:41 Speaker 3: Shared backyard. 01:10:41 Speaker 1: It's just shared backyard. 01:10:43 Speaker 3: What sard Oh my god? 01:10:48 Speaker 1: So what it like? Maybe they live in like a like a two family home and or just one backyard. 01:10:54 Speaker 5: That is tough. 01:10:56 Speaker 3: Yeah, this man's just kind of I don't want. 01:10:58 Speaker 5: You giving him anything, though, I don't run. Don't give it unless you give him. You know how people give those gifts where it's like I have made a donation in your name. 01:11:08 Speaker 1: You can give a donation to. 01:11:10 Speaker 4: A squirrel sanctuary local zoom and just let them know tacitly that like, I don't know, Can. 01:11:17 Speaker 3: You donate in someone's name to animal control? Feels like it would be the worst gift you ever. Can we give your money? 01:11:27 Speaker 1: You have to donate like five k because it's just like, oh my god, I could have gotten a five K gift and it's sad. I got a fucking donation. You got a card? Yes, yeah, I feel like I mean, maybe the happy medium is just don't give that person anything, and you might, like gently the next time you talk to him, be like, hey, you know what makes me sad? 01:11:51 Speaker 3: Picking up squirrel? Dead squirrel? 01:11:53 Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't want that. 01:11:55 Speaker 1: Like, maybe shoot like cans or you know something, or suggest a different thing from the ship and you like target practice. 01:12:03 Speaker 3: To the gun range. 01:12:04 Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, shooting an expert becomes a sniper. 01:12:19 Speaker 1: Away. I don't know that guy's bad. Maybe move, I think move. I know the housing markets now I'm trying to get a house myself. But I'm just saying, maybe maybe you could Gill, you could take an advantage of the bad harrising market market and sell that house or over a lot. Yeah, that they are saying for asking you know there, you don't even have to fix up your house anymore because your house an absolute Yes, exactly, So do that rich child somewhere else. You know, it's a good time to sell a house, right, Yeah, and it's not a great time to buy one, but maybe sell one. 01:12:59 Speaker 5: But I don't know if you have the resources to do that. Are they going to move to Yeah? 01:13:03 Speaker 1: I mean that's true, because then you sell a house and then you get priced out about it, you're no longer able to buy, So I don't maybe. 01:13:12 Speaker 5: Is an option. I would consider it. 01:13:14 Speaker 1: But then, but just I like the idea of the gift card to the gun range, the gun nervous. 01:13:20 Speaker 3: I don't want to live next charlad Center. 01:13:23 Speaker 5: Yeah, something a little. 01:13:26 Speaker 3: You start asking him for bigger and bigger landscaping projects to the point that he's afraid to leave his house. 01:13:31 Speaker 1: Yeah, every time you trap him in there exactly because you're like that he doesn't like outside? 01:13:38 Speaker 5: What is it he doesn't Maybe just take on his lawns. 01:13:44 Speaker 1: Take a jump. 01:13:47 Speaker 5: I'm just saying, you are asking for this person to be sure. 01:13:53 Speaker 1: That's why they don't need to send. 01:13:58 Speaker 5: TV and bags. That's that's don't listen to me about anything except those two things. 01:14:06 Speaker 3: Ashley, You've received the uh, dangerous advice. I don't know that we can even say that we've given you. 01:14:13 Speaker 5: Perfectly you know, apologies. 01:14:15 Speaker 4: We're giving you a lot of options, options, Yeah, but I feel like actually got options. 01:14:19 Speaker 5: Yeah, you gotta figure this one out yourself. 01:14:22 Speaker 3: You've you've I mean, you are you are, as we've said, absolutely complicit in this crime. And the fact that we're trying to help you feels like we're aiding in a bedding and it's some point we have to kind of back away. 01:14:34 Speaker 5: Yeah, we really do. Like so we're backing slowly away. 01:14:38 Speaker 3: In this situation. Yes, she's the mid fifties assassin. 01:14:42 Speaker 5: Yeah, shooting. 01:14:46 Speaker 1: Next door neighborhood. This is a neighborhood. 01:14:53 Speaker 3: Very nice, look I got into a new hobby. 01:14:59 Speaker 1: Wo. That's so American, the very American problem. 01:15:05 Speaker 3: This would not be happening in Portugal. 01:15:07 Speaker 1: No, no, no, they would have settled over why. 01:15:11 Speaker 3: The Portugal listener write in let us know if you have any shooters. Well we did. We did answer it. 01:15:18 Speaker 1: That's all. 01:15:19 Speaker 3: Answer it all I can say with this deeply complicated, I would say problematic question. Ashley has kind of burdened us with and that's fine. Yeah you too. Now I have a robe, I have my I'm gonna be waving around the house. 01:15:43 Speaker 5: Confuse your man. 01:15:44 Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like, what what is that? 01:15:48 Speaker 5: Explain? 01:15:49 Speaker 3: Why is that lighting up? I've had a wonderful time with you too. Yeah, listener, I hope you've had a Lisa like a above average time. If you haven't, I don't know what to tell you. Again, we run into these problems at the end of the podcast. The listeners like I thought it was fine, and then it gets tense between the listener and me. But I will say that the two of you have had a lovely time. 01:16:15 Speaker 5: Thank you so much. 01:16:17 Speaker 3: And listener, you now do whatever you want. I want you to enjoy yourself. I want you to do something I don't know. I don't have any ideas. Again, I'm hot, it's cooling out a little bit. I can't complain too much. But I'm going to send you away. It's time for you to make your decisions. Go out into the world. Goodbye, I Love you, I said no Gifts is an exactly right production. It's produced by our dear friend Analise Nelson and it's beautifully mixed by John Bradley. The theme song, of course, could only come from miracle Worker Amy Mayn. You must follow the show on Instagram. At I said no gifts, I don't want to hear any excuses. That's where you get to see pictures of all the gorgeous gifts I'm getting. Don't you want to see pictures of the gifts? 01:17:05 Speaker 2: And I invited you here, thought I made myself perfectly clear. But you're a guess to my home. You gotta come to me empty, And I said, no guests. You're a presences presents enough that I already had too much stuff, So how did 01:17:32 Speaker 1: You dare to surbey me?