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Speaker 2: Thought I made myself perfectly clear. When you're a guest

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Speaker 2: I said, no, guests, your presence is presents enough. I

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Speaker 1: So how do you dare to surbey me?

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Speaker 3: Welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm Bridgard Wineger. We're

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Speaker 3: in the backyard, the sun is setting, it's evening time.

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Speaker 3: The mosquitoes are swarming, they're descending. But other than that situation,

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Speaker 3: everything seems fine. I have about forty ounces of diet

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Speaker 3: coke surging through my body. My mood could go in

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Speaker 3: any direction, but we'll see what happens. I'm so happy

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Speaker 3: about today's guests. I believe the only second episode of

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Speaker 3: this show with two guests, which is such a thrill.

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Speaker 3: We have Grace Edwards and we have Amy Aniobi. You too, welcomed?

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Speaker 3: I said, no gifts. It's so wonderful to have you here.

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Speaker 3: But I do need to just immediately, we have to

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Speaker 3: there is one thing we have to discuss about this afternoon.

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Speaker 3: I receive a voice message from Grace.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it was about a minute and a half long.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that make sad. I do do do a lengthy

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Speaker 1: I just feel like I need to get all my

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Speaker 3: For the common almost the length of a pop song.

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Speaker 3: Let's just put it out.

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Speaker 1: Then there was a chorus dragged me.

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Speaker 3: There were multiple forests, there was a guitar solo.

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Speaker 1: I ad meant this is a fault of mine or

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Speaker 3: It's a fun little thing, a little gift to get.

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Speaker 3: I mean that said. This particular one was Grace asking

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Speaker 3: me to test for COVID. Grace was saying, look, I'm

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Speaker 3: going on a European vacation this weekend. I don't want

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Speaker 4: I don't even think about.

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Speaker 1: Listen, you know how much flights are right now, you

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Speaker 5: That's all. I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 1: I I when I did send it, I was just like,

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Speaker 3: But I've also clarified. I did not just say is listener.

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Speaker 3: I am being dragged through the mud right now. I said,

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Speaker 1: Yes, very kind grace, Yes, you very kindly offered to

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Speaker 5: I didn't check the date, but yeah, that's true.

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Speaker 1: You should have put a newspaper in that, not that

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Speaker 1: If you get COCD, now that's on you, because I

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Speaker 3: Well you've just got here from a house party.

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Speaker 5: Yes, that's true.

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Speaker 1: I did go to a mess.

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Speaker 3: What she what she was djingu?

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Speaker 1: And you know what, I probably now have the most

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Speaker 5: These are so surprised, That's what I'm saying.

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Speaker 4: I mean, of all the kinks to shame, I think

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Speaker 1: I'll give you antibodies for future infections. You guys are

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Speaker 1: not going on your infotation sounds like you. Well, now

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Speaker 5: I'm going to Lisbon.

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Speaker 5: People about Portugal because people gonna need somewhere to run.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so it's great.

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Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure Grace is going to find a husband there,

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Speaker 3: Okay you say that, well, romantic locale.

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Speaker 5: Take all these titties over to Europe. Know what's what happened?

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Speaker 5: A lot of good things?

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Speaker 3: Amy, you went on the last trip to Portugal. What

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Speaker 4: The second ranger she sent me out one minutes voice

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Speaker 1: Here's why.

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Speaker 5: No, I'm okay. She literally did invite me.

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Speaker 4: She invited me, and I'm like producing this short film

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Speaker 1: I know.

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Speaker 3: I don't care what it is.

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Speaker 5: Back with you.

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Speaker 4: I know it's gonna happen because I'm obsessed with Portugal too.

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Speaker 3: He's waiting for you.

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Speaker 3: And we brought the hot toddy.

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Speaker 1: What the And then that same waiter brought me cold medicine.

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Speaker 5: Yes he did, he went and he got cold medicine.

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Speaker 3: I'm telling you possibility, right.

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Speaker 3: Grace is inconveniencing people all over the world.

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Speaker 5: So the Portuguese were so kind and other Americans were mean.

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Speaker 5: We're going to Barbara Barbara where.

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Speaker 3: I've never been of the Portugal of Los Angeles.

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Speaker 5: Are you serious? Yes, so many things I don't know about.

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Speaker 4: They're like, guys, do you want to look at the fish?

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Speaker 5: Like we are a whole other country. It's the same fish.

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Speaker 4: Why are we looking for We're looking for fish?

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Speaker 5: I like an aquarium.

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Speaker 3: Detective famous used to live there.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, that's peng He.

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Speaker 5: You know when penguins, the older ones get the little.

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Speaker 4: Well it's a huge aquarium. It's like a world renowned

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Speaker 1: Well, it might be true, there might be a is

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Speaker 5: How about we do that? You go no, nothing else

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Speaker 3: We do love to watch the penguins.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you only see that.

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Speaker 3: I want my money back.

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Speaker 5: I want the full experience.

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Speaker 3: Cheesecake factory and aquarium trip. Zundes absolutely delightful.

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Speaker 1: If that's what you were.

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Speaker 3: I'm in full support of this trip.

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Speaker 3: I'm planning it now for myself.

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Speaker 3: I would love to just chit chat about aquariums and

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Speaker 3: was all over people know what's going on here, and

449
00:21:57,119 --> 00:22:00,080
Speaker 3: you too, kind of just saunter in, not holding just

450
00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:04,560
Speaker 3: one but two bags. Yes, I'm just going to say

451
00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:08,120
Speaker 3: it clearly gifts for me. Yeah, I can't dance around this. Yeah.

452
00:22:08,359 --> 00:22:13,240
Speaker 1: Well, Bridger, we used to share an office together back

453
00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:17,040
Speaker 1: in our our lovely work days at Kimmy Schmidt, and

454
00:22:18,119 --> 00:22:22,120
Speaker 1: maybe I have some sort of grievance against you. So

455
00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:25,639
Speaker 1: I decided I was just like, you know what, Bridges said,

456
00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:28,879
Speaker 1: No kids, we gonna bring him too.

457
00:22:29,119 --> 00:22:31,840
Speaker 4: And you know what, bridget the fact is you're just

458
00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:32,639
Speaker 4: getting to know me.

459
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:35,240
Speaker 1: But I'm a rebel. If I see a sign.

460
00:22:35,119 --> 00:22:38,119
Speaker 4: That says don't step on this grass, I'm stepping so

461
00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:40,800
Speaker 4: here I am. When she said we're bringing two, I

462
00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:44,080
Speaker 4: almost brought four. Yeah, she talked me down there.

463
00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:52,960
Speaker 1: She literally does that, give him two? I will him

464
00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:56,399
Speaker 1: whip a bird because it was so nice. And we

465
00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:57,840
Speaker 1: walked up and I was like, oh, look at his

466
00:22:57,880 --> 00:23:00,359
Speaker 1: backyard is so nice. So what okay, let's just give

467
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:04,120
Speaker 1: him to just doubles the mop, not triple.

468
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:06,800
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, I mean should I open it here on

469
00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:27,440
Speaker 3: the podcast that Should I get into this white bag

470
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:28,760
Speaker 3: or this yellow They're.

471
00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:29,760
Speaker 5: Both luxury, so.

472
00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:33,800
Speaker 1: Now one says Louis Vatan, Yeah.

473
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:36,000
Speaker 3: These are the two fancies bags that I have ever touched.

474
00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:38,639
Speaker 3: While we have a firework going off, that is the thrill.

475
00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:41,680
Speaker 3: The thrill. First of all, we had an ice cream

476
00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:43,960
Speaker 3: truck drive through. Hopefully the listener heard the ice ice

477
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,720
Speaker 3: cream truck and screaming for that. Now we're getting fireworks.

478
00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:50,440
Speaker 3: It's summertime. It's a thrill the city, summertime in eras electric.

479
00:23:52,359 --> 00:23:56,360
Speaker 3: Uh and people are trying to pull focus for my podcast.

480
00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:57,000
Speaker 3: That's podcast.

481
00:23:57,680 --> 00:24:00,000
Speaker 1: I mean the fireworks pot down the street.

482
00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:06,960
Speaker 3: Okay. Uh so that's uh such a distraction. White bag

483
00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:07,720
Speaker 3: or yellow bag?

484
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:12,640
Speaker 4: Oh well, I don't. I feel like you have to decide. Okay,

485
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:14,040
Speaker 4: let's smaller.

486
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:16,679
Speaker 3: We'll go from there, kind of like my Chicago to

487
00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:21,520
Speaker 3: Portugal tree exactly. Yes, like the order of the patterns. Okay,

488
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:27,000
Speaker 3: we're opening this. It's like a very quaint little chanel bag. Ye, fancy, Okay,

489
00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:31,600
Speaker 3: I'm pulling out an object. Wait what I have no

490
00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:36,080
Speaker 3: idea what I'm looking at? Actually, listener, I've just opened

491
00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:39,080
Speaker 3: a like a maybe a nine inch long box that

492
00:24:39,119 --> 00:24:43,240
Speaker 3: says clean pod UVC sterilizer and then it has basically

493
00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:50,560
Speaker 3: what looks like a tongue depressor on it. What am

494
00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:55,119
Speaker 3: I looking at here? Okay, so there's more A snake

495
00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:58,480
Speaker 3: is going to jump out at me.

496
00:24:57,640 --> 00:25:01,040
Speaker 5: Oh, what's happening here?

497
00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:03,199
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm opening it.

498
00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:07,360
Speaker 5: This is oh it is dildo like but.

499
00:25:09,359 --> 00:25:13,280
Speaker 3: Listen, I can't. I mean I've been trying to not

500
00:25:13,359 --> 00:25:17,879
Speaker 3: say is this a dildo because but it's not. I mean,

501
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:20,159
Speaker 3: if the words on the box hadn't said other things,

502
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:21,600
Speaker 3: I would have been like, oh no, we're gonna be

503
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:22,840
Speaker 3: talking about this still do for.

504
00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:24,719
Speaker 5: Here we go.

505
00:25:25,119 --> 00:25:29,880
Speaker 3: It's like a light, I mean dildo asque objects. What

506
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:30,640
Speaker 3: does this do?

507
00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:31,120
Speaker 5: So?

508
00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:35,240
Speaker 4: The clean pod is a UV light cleaner and you

509
00:25:35,359 --> 00:25:38,160
Speaker 4: use it after trips after you charge it. It is uncharged

510
00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:39,800
Speaker 4: at this time, but I put the charger in there,

511
00:25:40,119 --> 00:25:42,720
Speaker 4: you charge it up and the blue UV light cleans

512
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:46,000
Speaker 4: germs such as COVID off of your luggage. Really so,

513
00:25:46,119 --> 00:25:49,280
Speaker 4: how perfect before your trip to Chicago and.

514
00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:53,560
Speaker 1: As you know, it is not charged up again trying

515
00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:55,440
Speaker 1: to give you COVID. You know what I'm saying.

516
00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:03,239
Speaker 3: To defend? Okay, that makes sense to me. It kind

517
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:05,160
Speaker 3: of looks like a hair straightener.

518
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:09,680
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, like a curler too, like the bottom part.

519
00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:14,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, a little like a new type of Alexa speaker too.

520
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:16,320
Speaker 5: Like maybe it's like a brand new.

521
00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:20,360
Speaker 3: Nice little Alexa speaker. Have either of you used this object.

522
00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:22,600
Speaker 3: Do you know how it works? Has it worked effectively?

523
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,840
Speaker 5: I mean I don't have COVID.

524
00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:32,439
Speaker 4: So I think we can sites. But it has been

525
00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:36,440
Speaker 4: used one time, and how was the experience? It was beautiful?

526
00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:38,440
Speaker 4: It was actually very soothing. I got home from a trip,

527
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:41,679
Speaker 4: I unpacked and I charged it before my trip because

528
00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:44,879
Speaker 4: Virgo plans planned to use it.

529
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,480
Speaker 1: She is a planner, yep.

530
00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:49,159
Speaker 4: I got back from my trip, I completely unpacked, and

531
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:50,960
Speaker 4: then I turned it on. The light turns blue and

532
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,879
Speaker 4: I just waved my hand around as if doing a

533
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:57,960
Speaker 4: magic strip or or you know, getting a fly away

534
00:26:57,960 --> 00:27:00,520
Speaker 4: from me. Just a little waving, and I was like,

535
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:02,000
Speaker 4: feels clean.

536
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:05,080
Speaker 1: You have no idea I do.

537
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:08,760
Speaker 4: I wait for about thirty seconds on each side of

538
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:12,439
Speaker 4: my bag, and I was like, I think I did it.

539
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:12,840
Speaker 1: Sad.

540
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:15,760
Speaker 3: Did someone important in your life die? And that's why

541
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:19,360
Speaker 3: you're passing the song to me? Is that what's going on?

542
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:20,320
Speaker 1: Yes?

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00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:24,560
Speaker 5: Yes, I lost the plan soon after. He's very dead planed.

544
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:27,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you can wave it over your luggage and

545
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:29,440
Speaker 1: still not know if it's clean exactly.

546
00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:31,000
Speaker 5: Be careful.

547
00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:36,639
Speaker 3: This is absolute hocus pocus. Yes, this is all tricked

548
00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:37,160
Speaker 3: you into buy.

549
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:39,560
Speaker 1: I'm just saying that there are like phone cases.

550
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:41,520
Speaker 4: You know, you can put your phone on those cases

551
00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:43,400
Speaker 4: that charges and then cleans.

552
00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:43,959
Speaker 1: It with the UV light.

553
00:27:44,119 --> 00:27:46,160
Speaker 5: No, that's not where nobody uses.

554
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:48,959
Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't know.

555
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:54,679
Speaker 4: All I'm saying is I traveled, I waved the wand

556
00:27:55,080 --> 00:27:56,200
Speaker 4: and I am COVID free.

557
00:27:56,280 --> 00:28:00,440
Speaker 5: So okay, correlation or causation not short.

558
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:04,639
Speaker 3: No one will ever be able to say, yeah, interesting,

559
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:07,239
Speaker 3: And so who does somebody recommend this to you? Or

560
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:08,560
Speaker 3: was this one of these things that was like an

561
00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:10,760
Speaker 3: Instagram It actually.

562
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:14,240
Speaker 5: Was a gift from It's a rekill.

563
00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:16,560
Speaker 3: This is the ring.

564
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:18,600
Speaker 1: You're going to spend no money, prejere.

565
00:28:19,119 --> 00:28:21,120
Speaker 3: I'm sending this back home with you. You can't leave

566
00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:23,040
Speaker 3: this here. This is a cursed off.

567
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:25,359
Speaker 1: Here's what I'll say. It was a gift from the

568
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:26,360
Speaker 1: luggage company.

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00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:29,840
Speaker 4: My luggage arrived late, and I emailed them and I

570
00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:31,800
Speaker 4: was like, where's my luggage data DA? And then it

571
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:34,800
Speaker 4: also arrived locked and I was like, how do I

572
00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:36,680
Speaker 4: unlock it? And they're like, oh no, that was a mistake.

573
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:39,200
Speaker 4: So then they sent me a gift, and they sent

574
00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:42,800
Speaker 4: luggage covers and the clean pod, and I was like, wow,

575
00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:49,240
Speaker 4: that was really nice.

576
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:52,160
Speaker 1: And they would have been nice if your luggage arrived.

577
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:55,400
Speaker 3: This is also true when you lose your luggage. Do

578
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:55,680
Speaker 3: you have that?

579
00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:55,960
Speaker 2: Do you?

580
00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:58,440
Speaker 3: I mean when you get back home, do you have

581
00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:00,479
Speaker 3: that secret? Hope? Like I hope they and I can

582
00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:02,680
Speaker 3: tell them that there was like ten thousand dollars worth

583
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:05,720
Speaker 3: of objects in there. That's all I ever want, would

584
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:07,320
Speaker 3: be No, does that work.

585
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:10,160
Speaker 5: Because there is ten thousand dollars?

586
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:16,840
Speaker 3: Okay, well let's talk about Amy five hundred thousand dollars. Okay,

587
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:19,960
Speaker 3: look right.

588
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:24,520
Speaker 4: Exactly filled with luxury items.

589
00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:29,080
Speaker 1: I can't replace that so far. Okay, these little bitches

590
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:31,280
Speaker 1: are hard to get exactly. You gotta be on the

591
00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:35,280
Speaker 1: website at nine am exactly impressed by or.

592
00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:38,640
Speaker 4: You do bag security and just wait three months. It

593
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:42,000
Speaker 4: takes so long to the bagicle. I always forgot I ordered.

594
00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:42,960
Speaker 4: I'm like, what's this box?

595
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,640
Speaker 1: And I'm like, wait what I got it back when,

596
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:47,240
Speaker 1: oh months ago.

597
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:51,200
Speaker 3: The spending habits on display right now could not be

598
00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:54,720
Speaker 3: more foreign to I cannot move if I have to

599
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:59,560
Speaker 3: spend ten dollars. So to hear this, well a little

600
00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:01,160
Speaker 3: bit of this, how do we do.

601
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:06,000
Speaker 1: Mexican? And You're like, I want to spend ten dollars.

602
00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:07,600
Speaker 1: Just text me and I'll be like, spend it.

603
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:11,280
Speaker 3: Well, it'll come in.

604
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:14,360
Speaker 1: Exactly a minute long.

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00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:17,440
Speaker 4: Hey Bridger, this is Grace, and I'd like to tell

606
00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:19,240
Speaker 4: you a thing or two about how you should spend

607
00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:20,880
Speaker 4: your money.

608
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:23,720
Speaker 1: No, I buy too much, doshi it. So I found

609
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:27,040
Speaker 1: the Guyanese designer today, so I did buy it.

610
00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:31,560
Speaker 5: So we don't know about it. Oh, I should mention

611
00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:33,320
Speaker 5: her name, Yeah, shout her out.

612
00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:36,680
Speaker 1: Yes, you know there's not many of my people wandering

613
00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:43,120
Speaker 1: around the earth. I mean we I'm sorry. That's Megan Stallion.

614
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:48,680
Speaker 1: That was Megan thee Stallion's booty cheese clap.

615
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:51,760
Speaker 5: It was full born, just blaster.

616
00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:59,360
Speaker 1: Her name is Marissa Wilson, New York, and I'll let

617
00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:03,640
Speaker 1: you discover her. Well. I follow this other well. I

618
00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:09,120
Speaker 1: got into my hobby during the pandemic. Was a very

619
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:13,400
Speaker 1: uh expensive hobby. I decided to learn about luxury goods.

620
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:16,959
Speaker 1: So I started following all these girls on YouTube. One

621
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:20,280
Speaker 1: of my favorites is high Low Lux. So she's a

622
00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:22,800
Speaker 1: little bit better for me because she like mixes like oh,

623
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:25,200
Speaker 1: Zara H and M and then she'll be like with

624
00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:29,960
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying both, So.

625
00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:32,560
Speaker 5: She was my low and I get it.

626
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:35,880
Speaker 1: This is the jumpsuit I actually bought. Wait what I'll

627
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:39,680
Speaker 1: show you that jumpsuit I actually bought. I sent it

628
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:40,480
Speaker 1: to my mother.

629
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:43,320
Speaker 3: Going through her phone looking for the jump sent.

630
00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:45,680
Speaker 1: It to my mom.

631
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:52,120
Speaker 4: Wait, that's really cute.

632
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:55,280
Speaker 3: A striped, thick black and white stripe.

633
00:31:55,320 --> 00:32:00,040
Speaker 1: It's yeah, incredible, it's very cute. Right, So, yes, I

634
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:01,640
Speaker 1: feel like I'll wear this at Santa Barbara because I

635
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:04,680
Speaker 1: feel like it won't come in time for my European adventure.

636
00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:05,800
Speaker 1: But I'm aware that.

637
00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:09,160
Speaker 3: So you've been educating yourself on luxury goods.

638
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:09,680
Speaker 5: Yes, I have.

639
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:12,840
Speaker 3: What's the most luxurious thing you've purchased since this education began?

640
00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:17,720
Speaker 1: Well, the most luxurious thing I bought was a Chanel bag.

641
00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:21,240
Speaker 1: Now I did not buy a normal size Classic flat

642
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:23,480
Speaker 1: because they are very expensive right now. But I was

643
00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:28,880
Speaker 1: able to procure mini after waiting for about four months.

644
00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:33,640
Speaker 1: So I got a mini Chanel Classic.

645
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:37,840
Speaker 3: Flat bag, very classic my yearly budget.

646
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:42,080
Speaker 1: So it's like a little cute thing. And I was

647
00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:44,440
Speaker 1: just like, oh, someday, if I have a daughter, one

648
00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:46,920
Speaker 1: of my brothers has a little girl, like a pass

649
00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:47,240
Speaker 1: it down.

650
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:48,800
Speaker 3: Maybe he's extremely sketch.

651
00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:52,200
Speaker 1: Now I'm just saying, pass it down to a family.

652
00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:54,560
Speaker 3: That's what they always stay with, these expensive bags, right

653
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:56,080
Speaker 3: like you're gonna own it forever.

654
00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:59,160
Speaker 1: It's true because you know what a classic Flap is,

655
00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:01,120
Speaker 1: the same bag that you could get in the fifties.

656
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:06,320
Speaker 1: It has not changed what she calls literally like even

657
00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:10,240
Speaker 1: if you bought a classic Flap like five six years ago,

658
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:13,080
Speaker 1: it would have probably cost you, like the medium probably

659
00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:16,080
Speaker 1: would have cost you around four thousand dollars, that same bag,

660
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:19,800
Speaker 1: it's like eight thousand dollars right now. So it appreciates

661
00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:22,920
Speaker 1: it and you can actually sell like take for example,

662
00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:23,960
Speaker 1: especially ms.

663
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:27,320
Speaker 5: I'm gonna stop in a second because it's but.

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00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:33,000
Speaker 1: Especially difference, like if you buy a mini Kelly, first

665
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:34,400
Speaker 1: of all, you have to be offered the bag, like

666
00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:37,120
Speaker 1: not everybody can get it. But if you buy like

667
00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:40,280
Speaker 1: a mini Kelly right now, it's seven thousand dollars. If

668
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:43,720
Speaker 1: you resell it, it's like thirty thousand dollars what like

669
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:46,360
Speaker 1: as soon as you walk out of the boutique, because

670
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:49,160
Speaker 1: many Kelly's are so hard to get that if you

671
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Speaker 1: like somebody, some rich person who has more money than

672
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:58,520
Speaker 1: cents will buy your seven thousand dollars bag for thirty

673
00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:00,080
Speaker 1: thousand dollars the next day.

674
00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:04,160
Speaker 3: I promise, I'm taking everyone's money away until you can

675
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:06,400
Speaker 3: figure out how to actually spend it properly.

676
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:09,680
Speaker 5: Yes, I know, and you know I've slowed down.

677
00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:13,320
Speaker 1: I was doing a lot of luxury shopping in twenty

678
00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:16,560
Speaker 1: twenty one and even early twenty twenty two to feel something,

679
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:20,280
Speaker 1: just to feel start out here, I've just been working

680
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:22,840
Speaker 1: so hard. I have like four jobs right now, so

681
00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:25,879
Speaker 1: I've been working so hard. So every so often you're

682
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:27,960
Speaker 1: just like, I've been trapped in my house. I haven't

683
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:30,719
Speaker 1: seen my friends in a month, and I wake up

684
00:34:30,719 --> 00:34:33,239
Speaker 1: at six o'clock every morning to do work before work,

685
00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:34,440
Speaker 1: and then I go to work, and then I do

686
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:38,759
Speaker 1: work after work, and then I just collapse to oblivion

687
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:41,399
Speaker 1: and do it all over again. So sometimes it's nice

688
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:45,359
Speaker 1: to buy yourself a little something impractical, to like feel like, oh,

689
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:49,880
Speaker 1: I have a physical manifestation from all the hard work

690
00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:50,600
Speaker 1: I've been doing.

691
00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:53,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, woll And ultimately you just wanted to feel relatable

692
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:56,279
Speaker 3: to the average America. That is, I feel like that

693
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:58,040
Speaker 3: was the yeah, this is going on.

694
00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:00,960
Speaker 1: I've been struggling with relatedle ability since I was a

695
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:04,360
Speaker 1: small child. Let me just say that I would only

696
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:08,320
Speaker 1: wear a big foofy dresses and I ate that's chicken

697
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:12,520
Speaker 1: nuggets with a knife and fork. So that is how

698
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:15,520
Speaker 1: I came away from the beginning. That's how I came out.

699
00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:19,440
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, I cannot the chicken nuggets with my finger.

700
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:25,800
Speaker 1: It was soil. So uh yeah, I've been this way always.

701
00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:29,839
Speaker 1: It's just now I have some of the resources I

702
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:33,880
Speaker 1: need to to actually execute. Hiding for years, you're like

703
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:34,280
Speaker 1: the Hulk.

704
00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:35,920
Speaker 3: You're hiding it.

705
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:40,640
Speaker 1: Now you're hulking out with luxury. But I want to

706
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:42,399
Speaker 1: buy a house. I want something like this. I want

707
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:44,319
Speaker 1: to I want to have a nice backyard too. So

708
00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:47,920
Speaker 1: you yeah, I really could.

709
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:53,120
Speaker 4: I probably could, like yell yours, but she's.

710
00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:55,839
Speaker 1: Got to give I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't do

711
00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:59,719
Speaker 1: it when I say, I.

712
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:01,520
Speaker 5: Mean my other bags.

713
00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:07,920
Speaker 1: So yeah, I really have a ridiculous collection right now

714
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:08,960
Speaker 1: and I need to stop.

715
00:36:09,239 --> 00:36:12,680
Speaker 3: But uh, all right, well I've got this thing, which

716
00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:18,480
Speaker 3: the benefits of are I would say, probably, I don't know.

717
00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:23,920
Speaker 1: Well, like all I'm saying, go back next time you

718
00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:26,920
Speaker 1: come over from a trip. You don't do it COVID.

719
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:29,640
Speaker 3: Now, Yeah, it's like one of those things that clicks

720
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:32,239
Speaker 3: into an almost so CD behavior where it's like I

721
00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:34,960
Speaker 3: didn't get the COVID using the thing, I'll use it

722
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:38,000
Speaker 3: for the rest of my life, unless, as I said before,

723
00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:41,560
Speaker 3: it's cursed. Yeah, which all evidence kind of leans in

724
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:45,239
Speaker 3: that direction. But it's a beautiful object. I almost could

725
00:36:45,239 --> 00:36:49,600
Speaker 3: just pet my dog with it. Yeah, at the very least.

726
00:36:49,640 --> 00:37:08,600
Speaker 6: Keep the dog very clean, radiating.

727
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:03,280
Speaker 5: I wasn't supposed to be used on anything living.

728
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:08,640
Speaker 3: Are you too? Both pretty clean people?

729
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:13,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, we actually used to share a cleaning lady moved

730
00:37:13,239 --> 00:37:14,479
Speaker 1: away and we were both very sad.

731
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:16,839
Speaker 3: I can imagine why she moved away.

732
00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:20,759
Speaker 5: She's like, I have to go away.

733
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:22,640
Speaker 1: I didn't go around with a white club, And I

734
00:37:22,719 --> 00:37:24,120
Speaker 1: was like, do you see this?

735
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:27,440
Speaker 5: She literally lied about a divorce and just left.

736
00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:33,560
Speaker 1: But yeah, so we're trying to find someone else currently

737
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:36,600
Speaker 1: to clean her house because it was nice because she

738
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:39,000
Speaker 1: had cares, like she really cared about us, like we

739
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:42,680
Speaker 1: knew about her daughter and and like, you know, really

740
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:45,480
Speaker 1: just a sweet lady. So now we're on the hunt

741
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:48,640
Speaker 1: because we are very like if you went to our houses,

742
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:52,799
Speaker 1: now you imagine person, but you see nothing here. You

743
00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:55,240
Speaker 1: need to like, you know, I don't want to scrub tubs.

744
00:37:55,239 --> 00:37:56,320
Speaker 1: I don't want to like mop.

745
00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:59,319
Speaker 3: Or some some cleaning things that build up that you

746
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:02,600
Speaker 3: don't read. Mopping is exactly struggle.

747
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:06,920
Speaker 4: I also like to use the time that someone is

748
00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:10,760
Speaker 4: cleaning the house for me to do like unspecific house chores,

749
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:13,120
Speaker 4: like oh, I'm going to like balance my check book,

750
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:15,760
Speaker 4: or I'm going to, like, you know, answer emails or whatever.

751
00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:19,319
Speaker 4: So that I don't I'm kind of like multitasking. It's

752
00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:20,839
Speaker 4: like I'm cleaning while I'm doing something else.

753
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:24,080
Speaker 3: You have a reason. It justifies the house being cleaned

754
00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:25,880
Speaker 3: because you're also doing work at the same time. Ye,

755
00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:26,520
Speaker 3: I can't.

756
00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:29,040
Speaker 5: What I'm going to say is very unrelatable.

757
00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:32,560
Speaker 3: Again, here we go, fuck up, listener, Well.

758
00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:35,520
Speaker 1: What I do when the cleaning lady comes is I

759
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:37,760
Speaker 1: go to Soho house and treat myself to pressed.

760
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:43,080
Speaker 3: What has happened? Grace is the most hated woman in America.

761
00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:48,800
Speaker 3: I mean, you better be giving big tips.

762
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:52,120
Speaker 5: I do give big I do I tip at least

763
00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:52,800
Speaker 5: twenty percent.

764
00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:55,319
Speaker 3: I'm sending this episode to everyone that's ever cleaned both

765
00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:59,080
Speaker 3: of your houses. Yeah, the bags being purchased going to

766
00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:01,359
Speaker 3: Soho house, I mean, and Amy is a little more

767
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:02,600
Speaker 3: concess a little bit.

768
00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:03,919
Speaker 5: More that much.

769
00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:07,279
Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm like, I'm upstairs doing other things and

770
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:10,520
Speaker 4: ignoring you, Like great, it's not great.

771
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:12,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, but we're going to find someone else.

772
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:15,560
Speaker 1: It's just like you know you there's these services because

773
00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:17,920
Speaker 1: you used the service last week last.

774
00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:18,680
Speaker 5: Yeah I did.

775
00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:20,600
Speaker 1: But I was just like, no, I want like a

776
00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:22,400
Speaker 1: person because they're touching your things.

777
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:25,399
Speaker 5: Like I'm very much about energy from La.

778
00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:29,960
Speaker 1: Now. She never said she's from La.

779
00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:32,160
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna say this is.

780
00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:34,800
Speaker 1: She's like always.

781
00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:39,680
Speaker 4: I love that you said that.

782
00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:42,000
Speaker 1: I don't. I like you know, so you don't want

783
00:39:42,239 --> 00:39:45,879
Speaker 1: you want nice good souls touching your betting where you're

784
00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:48,239
Speaker 1: gonna lay down your couch where you sit to watch

785
00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:52,200
Speaker 1: Netflix and you know whatever. Although Netflix, I don't know.

786
00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:55,439
Speaker 5: Netflix still a network. I thought it was shutting down.

787
00:39:57,840 --> 00:40:00,520
Speaker 1: Well, first of all, not shut down before I get

788
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:04,839
Speaker 1: all my money, because I'm work there right now. And

789
00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:08,520
Speaker 1: also me and Bridger worked there for Kimmy and so

790
00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:09,880
Speaker 1: we need some residuals.

791
00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:11,920
Speaker 5: We got to get out, keep them.

792
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:13,680
Speaker 1: Coming, keep them coming.

793
00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:17,800
Speaker 3: I've hired a cleaning person two times. I'm very tidy,

794
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:20,760
Speaker 3: not a huge cleaner. The first time, my boyfriend convinced

795
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:23,120
Speaker 3: me said, it's going to be wonderful, it's gonna it'll

796
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:27,200
Speaker 3: be easy whatever. The cleaning person came and was at

797
00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:29,600
Speaker 3: my house, and the house was not, let me be

798
00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:31,000
Speaker 3: very clear, not dirty.

799
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:31,799
Speaker 5: You're clean as well.

800
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:35,440
Speaker 3: Yes, the cleaning person was here for twelve hours.

801
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:38,280
Speaker 1: No, too long.

802
00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:42,560
Speaker 3: I don't know what was happening. I was just a

803
00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:45,160
Speaker 3: prisoner in my own home. I was truly trapped. I

804
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:46,080
Speaker 3: didn't know what to do.

805
00:40:46,239 --> 00:40:47,400
Speaker 5: Are they paid by the hour?

806
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:49,920
Speaker 3: No, it was like a fad.

807
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:51,720
Speaker 1: They weren't even by the hour.

808
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:55,600
Speaker 3: Work faster and make more money. But she was just

809
00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:57,960
Speaker 3: kind of I guess she was just having the time

810
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:01,200
Speaker 3: of her life Sunday. I don't know what she was doing. Yeah,

811
00:41:01,239 --> 00:41:03,960
Speaker 3: twelve hours, and I swore we did end up doing

812
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:05,960
Speaker 3: it one more time with a shorter person. But this

813
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,760
Speaker 3: twelve hour thing will live with me forever.

814
00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:11,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's too long, because you know, I've had long

815
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:15,799
Speaker 1: cleaning situations like five but like five five hours, but

816
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:17,160
Speaker 1: I've never had a twelve.

817
00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:19,120
Speaker 3: I don't know what was being cleaned.

818
00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:21,279
Speaker 1: Even when I do a five or six, I'm like,

819
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:25,520
Speaker 1: literally my place is clean, Like the only thing you

820
00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:28,120
Speaker 1: really need to do is like mop and stuff so

821
00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:31,439
Speaker 1: so like, I'm always even curious for the five or six.

822
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:33,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm like, what were you doing?

823
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:36,120
Speaker 1: It feels like it should be like three my place exactly. Yeah,

824
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:37,359
Speaker 1: an hour per room.

825
00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:40,400
Speaker 3: We all work at our own speeds. I learned that's true.

826
00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:41,200
Speaker 5: Some of them.

827
00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:43,640
Speaker 1: I do have two bathrooms, so there's that.

828
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:48,279
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, every one of them. So what are the

829
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:49,840
Speaker 5: bathrooms for her bags?

830
00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:53,400
Speaker 1: They don't like to use the same one as me.

831
00:41:56,239 --> 00:41:58,959
Speaker 1: They're very pretentious. Where they get that from?

832
00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:00,399
Speaker 3: I don't got them, I knows.

833
00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:02,560
Speaker 5: So there's another gift.

834
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:06,000
Speaker 3: I know I'm gonna get. We're reaching towards the yellow bag. Yes,

835
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:06,959
Speaker 3: bigger bug.

836
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:08,040
Speaker 5: It's a bigger bag.

837
00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:09,120
Speaker 3: And yeah, bigger bag.

838
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:11,120
Speaker 5: One's really special. Like you're gonna be.

839
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:12,040
Speaker 3: More than one thing in here.

840
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:14,080
Speaker 5: You're gonna be confused and then you're gonna get it.

841
00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:16,960
Speaker 3: Oh, we can get a little crinkle here, listener. Okay,

842
00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:19,959
Speaker 3: close enough, Okay, reaching in sud there's like a paper.

843
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:21,280
Speaker 3: Should I take this out first?

844
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:23,400
Speaker 5: It's irrelevant to the gift, but you can read it.

845
00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:25,440
Speaker 3: Okay. I pulled out a blue piece of paper. This

846
00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:30,840
Speaker 3: is fifty four mfah. Someone's pursuing their masters. Okay, I

847
00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:35,480
Speaker 3: don't know what that means. Ah, okay, now I'm pulling

848
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:41,120
Speaker 3: what what is this? Is this a rope? What is this?

849
00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:43,360
Speaker 1: One's pursuing your master.

850
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:46,719
Speaker 3: I'm gonna it was gonna leave you with your MFA.

851
00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:48,919
Speaker 5: It's not the only thing in the bag.

852
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:49,919
Speaker 1: I just want you to know. Okay.

853
00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:52,319
Speaker 3: So I just pulled out what appears to be like

854
00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:56,720
Speaker 3: a full Is this a judge's robe? It's a gown,

855
00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:59,360
Speaker 3: a graduation I am getting my MFA.

856
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:06,880
Speaker 1: What you're getting honorary honorary gown from the antidot.

857
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:13,640
Speaker 3: Just record whatever is happening here as I received this.

858
00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:14,560
Speaker 3: We'll put this on.

859
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:16,520
Speaker 1: You got the master sleeve.

860
00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:19,359
Speaker 5: You see that. You can hide the Kleenex in there

861
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:20,640
Speaker 5: if you get emotional.

862
00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:25,160
Speaker 3: What's happening. I'm putting on the my graduation robe. I'm

863
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:28,279
Speaker 3: not reaching it. And there's what is this object called

864
00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:31,560
Speaker 3: the hat? The the cap. It's a cap and a gown.

865
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:35,759
Speaker 3: So it's a cap and gown of course, courtesy of Jostin's.

866
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:37,560
Speaker 3: Jostin's they control America.

867
00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:39,120
Speaker 1: They I think they have.

868
00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:41,279
Speaker 3: A They will be at your high school, they will

869
00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:43,880
Speaker 3: be at your college, and they will not leave you alone.

870
00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:47,560
Speaker 3: I'm putting on the cap putting on the cap? Where

871
00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:48,680
Speaker 3: where did this come from?

872
00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:49,680
Speaker 1: Graduation?

873
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:51,960
Speaker 5: Because you're also with honors.

874
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:53,560
Speaker 1: Thank you.

875
00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:56,640
Speaker 3: I appreciate that assumption. I have my honors thing.

876
00:43:56,719 --> 00:43:58,640
Speaker 5: What is it's? What is the dolls?

877
00:43:58,760 --> 00:43:58,920
Speaker 1: Yes?

878
00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:00,000
Speaker 5: It around.

879
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:01,760
Speaker 3: Look I went to a state school.

880
00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:03,320
Speaker 1: This also came from the states.

881
00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:07,280
Speaker 3: Oh fantastic. Okay, you know what good for state school

882
00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:09,760
Speaker 3: I'm not trying to speak up right now for states.

883
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:12,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, they can be great.

884
00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:15,479
Speaker 3: They're affordable. Yes, people can go to them and learn.

885
00:44:15,719 --> 00:44:16,720
Speaker 3: There's nothing wrong.

886
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:19,000
Speaker 1: With nothing wrong with that. I mean higher education is

887
00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:22,960
Speaker 1: a scam anyway, I have a lot of it. Does

888
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:23,560
Speaker 1: it every time?

889
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:25,360
Speaker 3: With as little dead as possible?

890
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:25,920
Speaker 1: Is all on this.

891
00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:28,080
Speaker 3: That's what I'm going to put this thing on.

892
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:30,800
Speaker 5: It's very questionable. Would you like me to you?

893
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:33,480
Speaker 3: I can amy siming over.

894
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:54,799
Speaker 1: CREMONYA you now have a degree of Say, I don't

895
00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:59,680
Speaker 1: know what the fifty four is for? Oh yeah, there's

896
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:04,840
Speaker 1: that extra So this is that's the regular tassel.

897
00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:07,719
Speaker 4: But this is because you're important, because you yeah, you

898
00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:09,480
Speaker 4: get a gold tassel because you're important.

899
00:45:11,239 --> 00:45:13,600
Speaker 3: You have double that's going to keep falling off of me. Okay,

900
00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:16,880
Speaker 3: I'm just making sure I didn't miss any other graduation objects. Okay,

901
00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:18,000
Speaker 3: what's happening here?

902
00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:25,920
Speaker 1: Well, my friend Amy, she gave a speech. She gave

903
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:29,200
Speaker 1: a speech at U c l A's MFA programs. That's

904
00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:33,320
Speaker 1: where she went, and so she's a distinguished alumni. Okay,

905
00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:37,279
Speaker 1: and now so are you? So are you? So?

906
00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:39,320
Speaker 3: I get a free lunch on campus.

907
00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:41,480
Speaker 4: Exactly just for that day though, and that day has passed,

908
00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:44,240
Speaker 4: so sorry the lunch boucher.

909
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,319
Speaker 3: People have to say when I stroll in in.

910
00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:54,200
Speaker 4: My there you go, professor, like people at college look

911
00:45:54,280 --> 00:46:00,080
Speaker 4: like right, they literally everyone who participated in graduation. I

912
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:03,560
Speaker 4: had to dress in the regalia and so afterwards because

913
00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:06,160
Speaker 4: I think because of COVID it belongs to me. Now

914
00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:09,560
Speaker 4: they're like, we can't take it back because you can't share.

915
00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:18,440
Speaker 1: Clothes object yourself. That's why this is a joint gift.

916
00:46:18,600 --> 00:46:20,680
Speaker 3: You should have taken this with you. You could have

917
00:46:20,680 --> 00:46:24,120
Speaker 3: blamed everybody there, and then they shouldn't would have had

918
00:46:24,120 --> 00:46:24,680
Speaker 3: their thing back.

919
00:46:24,880 --> 00:46:25,360
Speaker 1: Exactly.

920
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:26,920
Speaker 4: I should have done it, but then I wouldn't be

921
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:28,920
Speaker 4: able to give it to you and.

922
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:33,399
Speaker 1: To suspect you with our two gifts exactly exactly.

923
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:37,480
Speaker 3: Listener, there's a hidden third gift which we'll never know.

924
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:43,120
Speaker 3: Never next time you guys are on the podcast, Okay, great, great, or.

925
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:46,120
Speaker 1: Maybe I'll just you'll invite you on our podcast and

926
00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:48,160
Speaker 1: then I'll give it. You know, we don't give gifts

927
00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:50,840
Speaker 1: on our podcast.

928
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:52,759
Speaker 5: I've set you further.

929
00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:56,640
Speaker 3: Amy you spoke, I did. Yes, that was terrifying.

930
00:46:56,680 --> 00:46:58,880
Speaker 4: It was so terrifying. I had to give a speech

931
00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:01,320
Speaker 4: that I wrote. I haven't given in a written speech

932
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:03,279
Speaker 4: since like middle school speech class.

933
00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:05,240
Speaker 5: I was like, very very scared.

934
00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:07,680
Speaker 4: And when I got up there, the first sentence I said,

935
00:47:07,719 --> 00:47:08,920
Speaker 4: I like messed up, Like.

936
00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:11,680
Speaker 3: You know, I like, first crowd turned on you.

937
00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:12,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, they were.

938
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:21,200
Speaker 4: Like I was like no, but it went okay. There

939
00:47:21,239 --> 00:47:23,359
Speaker 4: was a video, there was a live feed, so my

940
00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:24,280
Speaker 4: parents watched.

941
00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:26,280
Speaker 1: It was just really cute.

942
00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:28,920
Speaker 5: See I'm sure because my Jerian parents that's what they like.

943
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:32,279
Speaker 4: They were like, I want to double masters, like they

944
00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:34,440
Speaker 4: like don't quite know what I was doing up there.

945
00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:35,720
Speaker 5: My dad thinks I got a PhD.

946
00:47:36,239 --> 00:47:39,600
Speaker 1: Like my dad the happiest four months of his life.

947
00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:44,880
Speaker 1: I taught a class at NYU and my dad's a professor,

948
00:47:45,239 --> 00:47:47,040
Speaker 1: and I taught one class at m yu. Oh child,

949
00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:49,880
Speaker 1: that was not my testimony. I hate I will cry up.

950
00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:52,080
Speaker 1: I went to class. I was just like, I have

951
00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:55,120
Speaker 1: to talk for two hours. I'm so tired. I had

952
00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:58,840
Speaker 1: to do the job so literally.

953
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:01,520
Speaker 5: Like that, that four months there was the happiest four months.

954
00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:07,200
Speaker 5: It's like hello daughter the other professor and I was like, dad,

955
00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:10,240
Speaker 5: I hated it. How have you done this for forty

956
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:11,480
Speaker 5: something years of your life?

957
00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:14,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's just the thing that they don't tell

958
00:48:14,080 --> 00:48:15,080
Speaker 1: you about being a professor.

959
00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:17,040
Speaker 5: Guess what you have to talk the whole time.

960
00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:18,000
Speaker 3: Wall.

961
00:48:18,719 --> 00:48:20,759
Speaker 1: I love to be like, students, tell me what you think?

962
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:21,880
Speaker 3: Can I sit back?

963
00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:25,560
Speaker 1: They don't know shit, Yeah I know, but I'm like,

964
00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:27,000
Speaker 1: tell me what you think story is?

965
00:48:27,120 --> 00:48:27,880
Speaker 5: And then I said.

966
00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:31,879
Speaker 1: I didn't they should have you.

967
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:36,040
Speaker 3: I think you need to reconsider your career. Things are

968
00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:39,160
Speaker 3: not going well. Now you have what you need to know.

969
00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:41,920
Speaker 5: And then you'll go back.

970
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:43,960
Speaker 1: I mean they did ask me back, which is very kind,

971
00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:47,120
Speaker 1: but yeah, I was just like, yo, I don't think

972
00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:49,600
Speaker 1: I care, man. I don't think I should be crying

973
00:48:49,640 --> 00:48:50,839
Speaker 1: every day on the way to work.

974
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:51,239
Speaker 3: Man.

975
00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:53,479
Speaker 1: So I did not do it again.

976
00:48:53,719 --> 00:48:55,239
Speaker 3: Did you ever fight with the students?

977
00:48:55,719 --> 00:48:57,480
Speaker 1: No? But there was this one shitty kid and I

978
00:48:57,520 --> 00:48:58,880
Speaker 1: was just like, you know what he'll probably be the

979
00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:01,759
Speaker 1: most successful because he used to try me all the time,

980
00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:03,839
Speaker 1: and I was just like, and I was just like,

981
00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:06,120
Speaker 1: I was giving him no energy back because I was

982
00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:08,920
Speaker 1: just like, Okay, well, if you want your mom and

983
00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:11,879
Speaker 1: your daddy to spend sixty five thousand dollars per year

984
00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:14,840
Speaker 1: for you to try me, then you sure can. And

985
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:17,080
Speaker 1: you know, he turned all his shit in, lady, I

986
00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:18,720
Speaker 1: always had an attitude or whatever.

987
00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:21,160
Speaker 5: I just like, he'll probably be the most successful one.

988
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:29,640
Speaker 1: Do you remember his name, even little nas Ex No,

989
00:49:30,280 --> 00:49:33,400
Speaker 1: I don't remember his name, honestly, but I remember he

990
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:37,759
Speaker 1: like wrote like I gave them specscripts to write, and

991
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:43,600
Speaker 1: he wrote a combination of Curber. He did like Curb

992
00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:47,560
Speaker 1: Your Enthusiasm and what was that HBO show about the

993
00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:54,440
Speaker 1: Agents and the Yes, it was Curb your Enthusiasm meets Entourage.

994
00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:58,520
Speaker 3: This is not but it was an original idea. No,

995
00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:01,840
Speaker 3: it's like Dave, it's stumbling into that douche world.

996
00:50:02,239 --> 00:50:03,279
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was like that.

997
00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:06,359
Speaker 1: Yeah. So basically, you know when you teach, when you

998
00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:10,560
Speaker 1: teach the children in film school, you start out with

999
00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:15,479
Speaker 1: episodes of an existing show. So I picked like six

1000
00:50:15,640 --> 00:50:17,279
Speaker 1: shows that they were allowed to choose from.

1001
00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:20,000
Speaker 5: So everybody.

1002
00:50:20,719 --> 00:50:22,560
Speaker 1: So what I did is like I picked six shows

1003
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:26,200
Speaker 1: and then we would do some discussion. So every week

1004
00:50:26,239 --> 00:50:29,120
Speaker 1: we would break down a different show at first and

1005
00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:32,080
Speaker 1: like I tell them like all that shit, and then

1006
00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:34,759
Speaker 1: so we I only needed six, so they were only

1007
00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:37,600
Speaker 1: allowed to choose from the six. So I think it

1008
00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:40,600
Speaker 1: was The Office, thirty Rock, Hey.

1009
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:45,279
Speaker 3: Tina, and uh Dinosaurs Dinosaurs Dinosaurs.

1010
00:50:44,760 --> 00:50:54,120
Speaker 1: Dinosaurs Dinosaurs that used to be dark. Yeah, I think, yeah,

1011
00:50:54,360 --> 00:50:56,279
Speaker 1: I can't remember the other ones, but I definitely know

1012
00:50:56,680 --> 00:50:59,360
Speaker 1: thirty Rock, The Office, Oh, Parks and.

1013
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:04,440
Speaker 5: Rock, h Entourage and Kurt they were on the list, or.

1014
00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:11,960
Speaker 1: I think he he went. Technically it was still because

1015
00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:14,280
Speaker 1: it was starring Larry David, but it was a wild

1016
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:16,759
Speaker 1: episode and I was just like, there's actually some really

1017
00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:21,759
Speaker 1: raw talent there, So I wouldn't be surprised if he's like, baby,

1018
00:51:21,760 --> 00:51:25,440
Speaker 1: he's listening to this podcast and who knows exactly running

1019
00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:27,600
Speaker 1: Hollywood Hollywood.

1020
00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:33,920
Speaker 3: Wow. I've worked in education two times. Both well, one

1021
00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:38,080
Speaker 3: time was fine and the other time was extraordinarily painful.

1022
00:51:38,719 --> 00:51:42,920
Speaker 3: I was teaching like a second grade class after school class. Terrifying.

1023
00:51:43,160 --> 00:51:47,480
Speaker 3: They are that age group is the most brutal, essentially

1024
00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:52,520
Speaker 3: essentially that size. It was just not a.

1025
00:51:51,480 --> 00:51:53,520
Speaker 1: Kneeing tight you know what I'm saying?

1026
00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:57,719
Speaker 3: That bit oh nasty. Yeah, and then I worked as

1027
00:51:57,719 --> 00:52:04,040
Speaker 3: a lunch lady and that was actually lovely. You know,

1028
00:52:04,160 --> 00:52:08,640
Speaker 3: I'm a lady while I worked.

1029
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:09,960
Speaker 1: Did you wear a hairnet?

1030
00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:13,120
Speaker 3: Look? I did wear a hair hat. I had to.

1031
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:17,080
Speaker 3: It didn't make me wear the white pants. The other

1032
00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:19,400
Speaker 3: ladies that I worked with told me I didn't have

1033
00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:21,560
Speaker 3: to wear the white pants, which was I appreciated.

1034
00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:24,040
Speaker 1: What kind of pants did you wear these?

1035
00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:25,960
Speaker 3: I just wore jeans, which doesn't make a lot of

1036
00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:33,560
Speaker 3: sense to me. Put me in the uniform one of you, Yeah, cafeteria, Yes,

1037
00:52:34,440 --> 00:52:35,600
Speaker 3: a thousand respect.

1038
00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:39,160
Speaker 1: He doesn't need to slummet in the white pants like

1039
00:52:39,239 --> 00:52:41,000
Speaker 1: us vagina.

1040
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:45,480
Speaker 3: That's exactly what they said. I have that in writing. No,

1041
00:52:45,600 --> 00:52:49,239
Speaker 3: but yeah, education is a tough want. And now you're

1042
00:52:49,320 --> 00:52:50,920
Speaker 3: you just got to kind of skip the line.

1043
00:52:51,120 --> 00:52:54,160
Speaker 4: I mean, well, I've educated. That's what made me distinguished

1044
00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:58,359
Speaker 4: enough to get the award. Right with the students, Yeah,

1045
00:52:58,440 --> 00:53:00,520
Speaker 4: it was like this time I didn't time, I didn't.

1046
00:53:00,520 --> 00:53:03,279
Speaker 4: But I have taught second graders before. Have I taught

1047
00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:04,440
Speaker 4: second graders dance?

1048
00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:05,160
Speaker 1: I used to.

1049
00:53:05,320 --> 00:53:06,440
Speaker 5: I used to take dance.

1050
00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:10,040
Speaker 4: It was great, except they all wanted to do dirty

1051
00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:14,200
Speaker 4: MTV dances. I'm like, we're going to do right, We're

1052
00:53:14,239 --> 00:53:16,799
Speaker 4: gonna like step and clap and step and clap. And

1053
00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:19,520
Speaker 4: they're like, miss miss Amy, can we do the dance

1054
00:53:19,560 --> 00:53:20,040
Speaker 4: from the video?

1055
00:53:20,120 --> 00:53:21,160
Speaker 1: And I'm like, what dance is that?

1056
00:53:21,320 --> 00:53:23,320
Speaker 5: And then they're on the floor the floor.

1057
00:53:24,760 --> 00:53:26,360
Speaker 1: I'm just like, what's happening?

1058
00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:28,080
Speaker 5: Popping in on the headstance?

1059
00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:30,440
Speaker 4: And they always want to do it at the end

1060
00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:32,680
Speaker 4: of class as their parents were arriving.

1061
00:53:32,280 --> 00:53:33,960
Speaker 1: And I had to be like, I didn't teach them this.

1062
00:53:34,520 --> 00:53:39,480
Speaker 1: They're like, we know, so like where we know where

1063
00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:40,040
Speaker 1: kids are?

1064
00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:42,319
Speaker 3: Did you have like a recital? I'm taking off the

1065
00:53:42,360 --> 00:53:44,320
Speaker 3: rope because I am absolutely sweating.

1066
00:53:45,520 --> 00:53:46,920
Speaker 1: That's not breathable material.

1067
00:53:47,200 --> 00:53:49,239
Speaker 5: It isn't comfortable to be that distinguished.

1068
00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:51,720
Speaker 3: I have been wearing a rope for probably fifteen minutes.

1069
00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:55,680
Speaker 3: At this point. I think that's enough, fair enough, fair enough. Wait,

1070
00:53:55,760 --> 00:53:56,760
Speaker 3: so did you have a recital?

1071
00:53:56,880 --> 00:53:58,200
Speaker 5: Yes, there was a recital.

1072
00:53:58,440 --> 00:54:01,200
Speaker 4: They came to my university and they danced in like

1073
00:54:01,360 --> 00:54:04,319
Speaker 4: the park in the middle of campus and all of

1074
00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:06,240
Speaker 4: the school could see what they danced.

1075
00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:07,560
Speaker 5: So cute they did.

1076
00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:10,719
Speaker 4: I want to say it was Britney Spears. Like I'm

1077
00:54:10,719 --> 00:54:12,759
Speaker 4: trying to think of what song was hot back then.

1078
00:54:12,800 --> 00:54:15,040
Speaker 4: It wasn't not a girl, not a woman too risque

1079
00:54:15,160 --> 00:54:15,640
Speaker 4: was the.

1080
00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:18,080
Speaker 1: One that she made out with Madonna, and.

1081
00:54:18,200 --> 00:54:21,480
Speaker 4: Probably it wasn't Slave for You, but it was somewhere

1082
00:54:21,520 --> 00:54:23,480
Speaker 4: in that where she was like Toxic.

1083
00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:26,279
Speaker 3: I mean literally it was.

1084
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:28,920
Speaker 5: I thought it was a Medley. Toxic was one of

1085
00:54:28,920 --> 00:54:29,520
Speaker 5: the songs.

1086
00:54:30,040 --> 00:54:33,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I remember that was their favorite, exactly exactly.

1087
00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:37,160
Speaker 3: We did a little I want to do a dance

1088
00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:45,160
Speaker 3: recital to Toxic. Yeah, okay, on one ticket sold the

1089
00:54:45,200 --> 00:54:50,160
Speaker 3: tickets three. I know how you spend money. These tickets

1090
00:54:50,160 --> 00:54:51,160
Speaker 3: are five hundreds.

1091
00:54:51,239 --> 00:54:56,080
Speaker 4: The more expensive, the more valued, value it more.

1092
00:54:56,960 --> 00:55:00,160
Speaker 3: And I'm not talking. Those are not close seats on

1093
00:55:00,239 --> 00:55:00,640
Speaker 3: the back.

1094
00:55:01,920 --> 00:55:03,520
Speaker 1: If you want to set up on you better come

1095
00:55:03,520 --> 00:55:04,239
Speaker 1: off a three K.

1096
00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:08,439
Speaker 3: You're gonna be looking for these on step hub.

1097
00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:10,000
Speaker 1: I need to buy.

1098
00:55:10,560 --> 00:55:13,239
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, I've got this. I think it's probably time

1099
00:55:13,239 --> 00:55:13,879
Speaker 3: to play a game.

1100
00:55:14,080 --> 00:55:15,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, let's do it.

1101
00:55:15,320 --> 00:55:17,200
Speaker 3: Okay, we're gonna play a game called Gift or a Curse.

1102
00:55:17,640 --> 00:55:19,920
Speaker 3: I need a number between one and tent from you,

1103
00:55:19,960 --> 00:55:21,120
Speaker 3: and you have to I guess you're gonna have to

1104
00:55:21,160 --> 00:55:22,880
Speaker 3: agree on it. We never do this with two people.

1105
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:26,319
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm going to go seven. I mean I feel

1106
00:55:26,320 --> 00:55:27,320
Speaker 4: like you just said it.

1107
00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:30,080
Speaker 3: I wanted to you're working as.

1108
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:39,440
Speaker 1: Let's just go seven. Let's just are you sure.

1109
00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:41,280
Speaker 5: Support?

1110
00:55:41,560 --> 00:55:44,160
Speaker 1: Okay, I didn't intend to boguard the numbers.

1111
00:55:45,080 --> 00:55:46,520
Speaker 3: I mean so little to the game.

1112
00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:51,560
Speaker 1: I just I just wanted to respect. Let the man

1113
00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:52,479
Speaker 1: go on to the game.

1114
00:55:52,560 --> 00:55:57,640
Speaker 3: Okay, game, I have to do some light calculating with

1115
00:55:57,680 --> 00:56:01,200
Speaker 3: the number that you so thoughtfully chose. So while I'm

1116
00:56:01,200 --> 00:56:03,520
Speaker 3: doing that, promote something, recommend something, do whatever you want.

1117
00:56:03,560 --> 00:56:04,760
Speaker 3: You have the mic.

1118
00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:06,040
Speaker 5: Promote our podcast.

1119
00:56:06,160 --> 00:56:09,239
Speaker 1: Yes, So me and Amy have a podcast called The

1120
00:56:09,760 --> 00:56:14,120
Speaker 1: Antidote that comes out every Wednesday wherever you get your podcasts.

1121
00:56:14,200 --> 00:56:17,120
Speaker 4: And first of all, what we do is talk about

1122
00:56:17,120 --> 00:56:19,239
Speaker 4: the Antidote. Really, the world is a dumpster fire and

1123
00:56:19,280 --> 00:56:21,600
Speaker 4: we are here to make you feel better. We talk

1124
00:56:21,640 --> 00:56:23,560
Speaker 4: about the bomber news of the week, and then we

1125
00:56:23,600 --> 00:56:24,680
Speaker 4: share our antidotes.

1126
00:56:25,040 --> 00:56:27,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, which is the thing that we did or culture

1127
00:56:27,760 --> 00:56:31,360
Speaker 1: we consumed to help us feel better about the fact

1128
00:56:31,480 --> 00:56:34,440
Speaker 1: that our country is crumbling all around us. And then

1129
00:56:34,480 --> 00:56:38,320
Speaker 1: we have a guest interview some folks that we've interviewed

1130
00:56:38,320 --> 00:56:45,000
Speaker 1: before are Tracy Sales, Ross, Michelle Butell Bueaux, Nicole Bayer

1131
00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:49,240
Speaker 1: and A Loak. We're really excited A Loak is coming

1132
00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:53,719
Speaker 1: very soon. We went to see them recently and it

1133
00:56:53,760 --> 00:56:56,640
Speaker 1: was such a beautiful show. So so yes, let's promote

1134
00:56:56,640 --> 00:56:59,080
Speaker 1: a Loak. Yeah, if you have an opportunity to see

1135
00:56:59,080 --> 00:57:01,919
Speaker 1: A Loak. They're on their world tour right now. They're

1136
00:57:01,920 --> 00:57:04,239
Speaker 1: on their world tour right now. And that's a l

1137
00:57:04,440 --> 00:57:10,520
Speaker 1: Ok And they are a poet, a comedian, an activist.

1138
00:57:11,320 --> 00:57:13,359
Speaker 1: So their show is like nothing you've ever been to.

1139
00:57:13,520 --> 00:57:16,400
Speaker 1: So if they're coming to your city, should go see them.

1140
00:57:16,960 --> 00:57:20,720
Speaker 3: What a beautiful combo of self and outside promotion, A

1141
00:57:20,760 --> 00:57:22,600
Speaker 3: little one that's perfect.

1142
00:57:22,720 --> 00:57:23,080
Speaker 1: Thank you.

1143
00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:25,360
Speaker 3: Okay, this is how we're gonna play Gift for a Curse.

1144
00:57:26,440 --> 00:57:28,360
Speaker 3: I mean this is how we played every time. This

1145
00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:32,320
Speaker 3: is a version of it. Twist on this game. All right,

1146
00:57:33,640 --> 00:57:38,240
Speaker 3: I've been wearing a robe for two longs. I'm gonna

1147
00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:40,440
Speaker 3: name three things. You're gonna tell me if they're a

1148
00:57:40,440 --> 00:57:43,920
Speaker 3: gift or a curse and why? Okay, and then I'm

1149
00:57:43,920 --> 00:57:45,440
Speaker 3: going to tell you if you're a correct or not.

1150
00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:49,560
Speaker 1: Answer. You have to So it's a game of opinion,

1151
00:57:49,640 --> 00:57:51,160
Speaker 1: but there is a right or wrong answer.

1152
00:57:51,360 --> 00:57:52,400
Speaker 3: It's a game of facts.

1153
00:57:52,400 --> 00:57:53,440
Speaker 1: It's an absolute.

1154
00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:58,640
Speaker 3: Uh you know, there are no there's no iffy answers here.

1155
00:57:58,520 --> 00:58:00,960
Speaker 4: And one little question, Bridger, since there are two of us,

1156
00:58:00,960 --> 00:58:02,480
Speaker 4: would you like us to come to consensus?

1157
00:58:03,720 --> 00:58:06,520
Speaker 1: All right? Much like the number Okay, so not but

1158
00:58:06,560 --> 00:58:11,760
Speaker 1: that Aby just said, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. It's okay,

1159
00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:16,000
Speaker 1: I regret it.

1160
00:58:16,320 --> 00:58:18,640
Speaker 3: Okay. Number one. This is from a listener named Louisa

1161
00:58:18,720 --> 00:58:20,760
Speaker 3: Gift or a curse cal Zones.

1162
00:58:21,520 --> 00:58:24,200
Speaker 1: Hmmm, it's it's it's.

1163
00:58:24,640 --> 00:58:27,200
Speaker 4: Like a pizza, but it's a pizza in a pocket,

1164
00:58:27,320 --> 00:58:28,960
Speaker 4: and then it can be too hot and you bite.

1165
00:58:29,880 --> 00:58:32,840
Speaker 1: But sometimes if it isn't too hot, it could be lovely.

1166
00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:36,360
Speaker 1: It's like neater than an actual slice. Oh that's true.

1167
00:58:36,400 --> 00:58:38,240
Speaker 1: You can eat it on the go. Yeah, you could

1168
00:58:38,240 --> 00:58:38,880
Speaker 1: eat it on the go.

1169
00:58:39,320 --> 00:58:43,480
Speaker 4: All right, that is risk. It's worth risking a little burn. Yeah,

1170
00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:45,919
Speaker 4: I feel like you just gotta you gotta test it out.

1171
00:58:46,120 --> 00:58:49,800
Speaker 4: Just put put your little finger in there, just massage.

1172
00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:54,919
Speaker 1: Not too hot, so okay, Gift, all right, we're gonna

1173
00:58:54,920 --> 00:58:56,800
Speaker 1: say gift Gift wrong.

1174
00:58:59,160 --> 00:59:02,600
Speaker 3: Absolutely, of course. Kel Zone is such like this.

1175
00:59:03,720 --> 00:59:06,360
Speaker 5: It's with them.

1176
00:59:07,680 --> 00:59:12,000
Speaker 1: She's like, I crime racism against you both, Like the

1177
00:59:12,040 --> 00:59:13,960
Speaker 1: one time anyway has ever used the race.

1178
00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:21,000
Speaker 3: Card, the one appropriate time. This is clear kel Zones.

1179
00:59:21,120 --> 00:59:22,880
Speaker 3: We go to the pizza restaurant, We go to the

1180
00:59:22,880 --> 00:59:25,880
Speaker 3: pizza parlor for a reason, and we get there and

1181
00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:28,240
Speaker 3: then suddenly there's this other thing on the menu that

1182
00:59:28,920 --> 00:59:31,320
Speaker 3: we have to consider but we didn't want in the

1183
00:59:31,320 --> 00:59:34,439
Speaker 3: first place. It's so confusing. I'm never going to order

1184
00:59:34,480 --> 00:59:36,600
Speaker 3: the col zone. I never go somewhere to get the

1185
00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:38,280
Speaker 3: cow zone. I'm going If I'm going.

1186
00:59:38,080 --> 00:59:40,480
Speaker 5: To the calzone parlor.

1187
00:59:40,040 --> 00:59:40,960
Speaker 3: Well, then open one.

1188
00:59:41,400 --> 00:59:44,480
Speaker 1: Open it. You've got the money, you.

1189
00:59:44,440 --> 00:59:46,320
Speaker 3: Have all time and time again.

1190
00:59:46,400 --> 00:59:48,560
Speaker 1: Sell a couple of bags and open the parlor.

1191
00:59:49,280 --> 00:59:52,760
Speaker 3: If it's so precious to you, if it's so dear

1192
00:59:52,800 --> 00:59:57,280
Speaker 3: to your heart. No, I hate they taste wonderful. Yeah,

1193
00:59:57,280 --> 01:00:01,640
Speaker 3: I think they taste fantastic, just and it's this thing

1194
01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:03,880
Speaker 3: for me, as an indecisive person, I can't go to

1195
01:00:03,920 --> 01:00:06,360
Speaker 3: the pizza parlor and then half this other thing that

1196
01:00:06,480 --> 01:00:11,360
Speaker 3: kind of seemed appeal length. Yeah, but now the road

1197
01:00:11,800 --> 01:00:14,840
Speaker 3: road is forked, and I don't know what to do. Curse,

1198
01:00:15,160 --> 01:00:17,480
Speaker 3: absolutely cursive. We just don't need it. It's an it's

1199
01:00:17,520 --> 01:00:25,320
Speaker 3: a redundant object. I agree abandoned me over here.

1200
01:00:26,560 --> 01:00:28,880
Speaker 4: Well, his curse was for a different reason than mine.

1201
01:00:29,240 --> 01:00:32,040
Speaker 4: I was really just concerned about the temperature of the sauce.

1202
01:00:33,120 --> 01:00:34,680
Speaker 5: I was like, I'm a little tonguey.

1203
01:00:34,920 --> 01:00:36,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just gave you a.

1204
01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:40,680
Speaker 3: Whole Okay, well you have another one. Let's see.

1205
01:00:40,880 --> 01:00:43,680
Speaker 5: Okay, let's see. But I do like coming to a consent.

1206
01:00:43,560 --> 01:00:46,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, of course. Okay. This next one is also from

1207
01:00:46,120 --> 01:00:49,560
Speaker 3: a listener named Jordan. It's another food related thing, gift

1208
01:00:49,600 --> 01:00:55,680
Speaker 3: or a curse, and it's in quotes, Well, adult milkshakes.

1209
01:00:55,160 --> 01:00:57,760
Speaker 1: What with alcohol?

1210
01:00:57,840 --> 01:01:00,800
Speaker 3: With alcohol? Boozy milks gived a curse?

1211
01:01:01,760 --> 01:01:03,320
Speaker 5: Can we specify what kind of milk?

1212
01:01:04,560 --> 01:01:06,680
Speaker 3: I've only I've given you all the information.

1213
01:01:06,280 --> 01:01:06,800
Speaker 1: That you get.

1214
01:01:07,160 --> 01:01:11,880
Speaker 5: I mean, I feel like children could end up with it.

1215
01:01:12,240 --> 01:01:16,120
Speaker 1: No, you ordered the restaurant. There's a cool milk milkshake

1216
01:01:16,160 --> 01:01:17,200
Speaker 1: on my mama's desk.

1217
01:01:17,400 --> 01:01:19,760
Speaker 3: Let me turn it out.

1218
01:01:19,920 --> 01:01:24,920
Speaker 4: Why First of all, why are you drinking adult milkshakes

1219
01:01:24,960 --> 01:01:25,480
Speaker 4: at work?

1220
01:01:26,040 --> 01:01:28,680
Speaker 1: Second, well, why does your guys got home office? Nobody

1221
01:01:28,680 --> 01:01:29,840
Speaker 1: goes to work anymore.

1222
01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:33,840
Speaker 4: Wow, America you heard it here first?

1223
01:01:34,040 --> 01:01:42,800
Speaker 1: Doesn't know we can Okay, so you're thinking curse I

1224
01:01:42,840 --> 01:01:45,560
Speaker 1: don't know. Also could be a Gibbs because the milkshakes

1225
01:01:45,600 --> 01:01:49,439
Speaker 1: are delicious, and then also booze just makes you feel nice.

1226
01:01:49,480 --> 01:01:49,919
Speaker 5: It is good.

1227
01:01:49,960 --> 01:01:52,120
Speaker 4: But I will say, since we couldn't specify the kind

1228
01:01:52,120 --> 01:01:54,640
Speaker 4: of milk, I'm leaning towards curse because if it's regular milk,

1229
01:01:54,680 --> 01:01:56,960
Speaker 4: like cow's milk, you could get real.

1230
01:01:56,840 --> 01:01:58,120
Speaker 5: Blooded bubble guts.

1231
01:01:58,640 --> 01:02:01,120
Speaker 1: Alcohol plus alcohol, you ain't feeling good later.

1232
01:02:01,240 --> 01:02:04,640
Speaker 4: Yeah that's true. Yeah, okay, okay, we have two different

1233
01:02:04,640 --> 01:02:06,680
Speaker 4: reasons why, but we've decided.

1234
01:02:06,320 --> 01:02:06,880
Speaker 1: It's a curse.

1235
01:02:07,240 --> 01:02:10,880
Speaker 3: You two are so on the mark here returning to

1236
01:02:10,960 --> 01:02:14,920
Speaker 3: the game. You returned to the game, I mean outside

1237
01:02:14,920 --> 01:02:17,920
Speaker 3: of whatever Grace is imagining missus Baskin Robbin's doing at

1238
01:02:17,920 --> 01:02:21,880
Speaker 3: her job. I hate to just look at the menu

1239
01:02:21,920 --> 01:02:24,200
Speaker 3: and it says I hate anytime adult is in quotes

1240
01:02:24,240 --> 01:02:26,000
Speaker 3: where it's like they're winking at me, and it's like,

1241
01:02:26,040 --> 01:02:28,320
Speaker 3: what are we what are we winking at here? It's

1242
01:02:28,800 --> 01:02:31,720
Speaker 3: not an adult. It's still a milkshake, but it just now.

1243
01:02:31,760 --> 01:02:34,200
Speaker 1: Takes it doesn't necessarily feel like it should.

1244
01:02:34,240 --> 01:02:35,520
Speaker 5: Alcohol should go in there.

1245
01:02:35,440 --> 01:02:38,080
Speaker 3: Right, not a great combination of flavor. Yeah, we're talking

1246
01:02:38,080 --> 01:02:40,520
Speaker 3: about if you want booze, have some booze. Yeah, just

1247
01:02:40,600 --> 01:02:44,200
Speaker 3: let me have my my fifties milkshake. I don't whine,

1248
01:02:45,040 --> 01:02:49,920
Speaker 3: sockhop or whatever. The adult anytime we're saying adult in

1249
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:53,120
Speaker 3: quotes and she's like, grow up, get out of my space.

1250
01:02:53,600 --> 01:02:55,600
Speaker 3: You are a dork.

1251
01:02:55,840 --> 01:02:59,240
Speaker 1: Y're all we're all on the same we're all on

1252
01:02:59,280 --> 01:03:01,560
Speaker 1: the same thing. I didn't even get it out.

1253
01:03:01,840 --> 01:03:06,600
Speaker 3: Sorry, it was appropriate, fully appropriate. Okay, you've gotten one

1254
01:03:06,600 --> 01:03:07,160
Speaker 3: out of two.

1255
01:03:07,720 --> 01:03:10,920
Speaker 5: So here we go. It's we were overachievers, so we

1256
01:03:10,920 --> 01:03:11,200
Speaker 5: wanted to.

1257
01:03:11,480 --> 01:03:14,560
Speaker 3: See the final one gift or a curse. And this

1258
01:03:14,600 --> 01:03:16,360
Speaker 3: is from a listener who did not send in their name,

1259
01:03:16,440 --> 01:03:19,600
Speaker 3: so I can't be blamed for not naming them. I'm

1260
01:03:19,640 --> 01:03:22,240
Speaker 3: not taking any of that on. I have enough guilt

1261
01:03:22,240 --> 01:03:25,720
Speaker 3: in my life. This person's gift or a curse T

1262
01:03:25,840 --> 01:03:27,800
Speaker 3: shirt with opinions on them.

1263
01:03:27,680 --> 01:03:28,640
Speaker 1: Oh curse?

1264
01:03:29,920 --> 01:03:32,480
Speaker 5: Oh hell yeah, that's a fucking curse.

1265
01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:33,479
Speaker 1: Oh else.

1266
01:03:34,080 --> 01:03:35,800
Speaker 5: Wait, although let's hear it.

1267
01:03:35,880 --> 01:03:38,000
Speaker 1: You could say it's a gift because you then you

1268
01:03:38,080 --> 01:03:41,080
Speaker 1: know who the fay away I'm from. That's what I'm saying.

1269
01:03:41,120 --> 01:03:44,880
Speaker 1: You could just be like, oh no that, oh.

1270
01:03:44,440 --> 01:03:47,640
Speaker 4: Wow, that's a really good point, because it's not saying

1271
01:03:47,680 --> 01:03:49,760
Speaker 4: I have to wear them it's saying I feel like

1272
01:03:49,760 --> 01:03:50,800
Speaker 4: it's saying I've seen.

1273
01:03:50,600 --> 01:03:53,040
Speaker 1: It, Like yeah, I see it, and I'm just like,

1274
01:03:53,080 --> 01:03:54,320
Speaker 1: I know, to stay away from you.

1275
01:03:54,440 --> 01:03:56,240
Speaker 5: Exactly. It's like no, thank you.

1276
01:03:56,360 --> 01:03:58,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, no thanks yeah, because then you know, that's the

1277
01:03:58,800 --> 01:04:01,919
Speaker 1: type of person going to call the manager, and that's

1278
01:04:01,920 --> 01:04:04,200
Speaker 1: the type of person who's got to live love, laugh

1279
01:04:04,680 --> 01:04:08,800
Speaker 1: in ouse like they probably on the walls too many

1280
01:04:08,840 --> 01:04:12,200
Speaker 1: magnets like heart shaped, like just ship on the walls.

1281
01:04:12,320 --> 01:04:13,000
Speaker 5: Exactly.

1282
01:04:13,200 --> 01:04:14,680
Speaker 1: That's not somebody I want to be cool with.

1283
01:04:14,920 --> 01:04:17,160
Speaker 4: No, No, I don't want to do my eyes are

1284
01:04:18,280 --> 01:04:19,640
Speaker 4: I don't see your shirt?

1285
01:04:20,080 --> 01:04:21,640
Speaker 3: I mean, I hope that's not their opinion.

1286
01:04:21,840 --> 01:04:24,920
Speaker 5: They probably have, Like what if the right opinion?

1287
01:04:26,280 --> 01:04:28,840
Speaker 1: A place matts drag myself that I used to have this,

1288
01:04:30,200 --> 01:04:31,720
Speaker 1: have a place that.

1289
01:04:31,880 --> 01:04:35,280
Speaker 5: That on on what side said hello, said goodbye?

1290
01:04:35,640 --> 01:04:38,200
Speaker 3: We don't like that, that's perfectly what else do you

1291
01:04:38,240 --> 01:04:38,480
Speaker 3: put on?

1292
01:04:39,080 --> 01:04:40,440
Speaker 5: Have a doormat that said that?

1293
01:04:40,680 --> 01:04:41,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like that.

1294
01:04:41,720 --> 01:04:43,000
Speaker 3: I think that tricky.

1295
01:04:43,240 --> 01:04:46,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, you go very kitchy, very very quickly.

1296
01:04:46,760 --> 01:04:51,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's five o'clock in here, you know, it's one

1297
01:04:51,400 --> 01:04:54,920
Speaker 4: o'clock somewhere exactly, Well.

1298
01:04:54,800 --> 01:04:55,720
Speaker 3: What do you think.

1299
01:04:57,200 --> 01:04:57,600
Speaker 5: Gift?

1300
01:04:58,760 --> 01:04:59,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, I kind of like.

1301
01:05:01,240 --> 01:05:05,720
Speaker 3: Just saying you landed it. Absolutely, dude, that's exactly. That's

1302
01:05:05,760 --> 01:05:08,600
Speaker 3: exactly my reasons. Where you get to see that person

1303
01:05:08,640 --> 01:05:13,120
Speaker 3: coming from a mile away, usually the opinion is something stupid,

1304
01:05:13,560 --> 01:05:16,840
Speaker 3: very it's a nice little like easy judgment you get

1305
01:05:16,880 --> 01:05:19,520
Speaker 3: to make without you know, sometimes you just need to

1306
01:05:19,560 --> 01:05:21,720
Speaker 3: release a little judgment and that person has given you

1307
01:05:21,760 --> 01:05:27,240
Speaker 3: that gift to judgement. Here's my stupid opinion. I'm annoying.

1308
01:05:27,400 --> 01:05:30,520
Speaker 1: You can tell that broadcasts everybody.

1309
01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:34,520
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, one hundred percent gift. I will say T

1310
01:05:34,640 --> 01:05:37,440
Speaker 3: shirts with facts on them. I was at a thrift

1311
01:05:37,440 --> 01:05:39,320
Speaker 3: store a few years ago and I bought a T

1312
01:05:39,440 --> 01:05:41,720
Speaker 3: shirt that said South Korea, and then I had every

1313
01:05:41,760 --> 01:05:45,400
Speaker 3: fact about South Korea. And I think that's a great more.

1314
01:05:45,400 --> 01:05:47,800
Speaker 3: T shirts should have educational facts.

1315
01:05:47,520 --> 01:05:49,720
Speaker 4: A fine fact because it's could say nine to eleven

1316
01:05:49,840 --> 01:05:56,600
Speaker 4: was the hoax, and that's a fact.

1317
01:05:51,200 --> 01:05:56,960
Speaker 1: That we need to fact check.

1318
01:05:57,000 --> 01:06:00,240
Speaker 3: The T shirt fact we'll just get out of old

1319
01:06:00,240 --> 01:06:02,800
Speaker 3: T shirt checker, which is not I mean, I feel

1320
01:06:02,800 --> 01:06:04,000
Speaker 3: like job.

1321
01:06:04,840 --> 01:06:08,600
Speaker 1: I have a Calzone parlor and I have a fact

1322
01:06:09,360 --> 01:06:10,840
Speaker 1: checking T shirt business.

1323
01:06:10,920 --> 01:06:12,960
Speaker 3: You are on your way to opening a strip mall.

1324
01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:17,200
Speaker 1: Yes, exactly where I'm going to strip mall it'll be

1325
01:06:17,240 --> 01:06:22,240
Speaker 1: called Grace's Place. Wait, so it's the cow Zone. Place

1326
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Speaker 1: at Grace's Place, everything crazy place always I'm good at

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01:06:28,400 --> 01:06:30,840
Speaker 1: checking fats, not great a calzone.

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Speaker 3: This money's got to go somewhere. Well perfect, you've got

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01:06:35,120 --> 01:06:37,960
Speaker 3: two out of three. That's I feel like that's I mean,

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01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:42,400
Speaker 3: we've failed this game before and it's ruined careers. It's

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Speaker 3: been pretty disgusting.

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Speaker 1: I'm glad that our careers in Broo careers are our

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01:06:46,680 --> 01:06:50,840
Speaker 1: careers are very closet.

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01:06:51,480 --> 01:06:53,320
Speaker 5: Were playing there, but exactly we made it.

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Speaker 3: Okay, this is the final segment of the podcast. It's

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01:06:56,040 --> 01:06:59,480
Speaker 3: called I said no Emails, I said no gifts at

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01:06:59,480 --> 01:06:59,920
Speaker 3: Gmail dot.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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01:07:01,160 --> 01:07:06,320
Speaker 3: Every listener has some obnoxious problem. It's vexing their life,

1340
01:07:06,360 --> 01:07:08,080
Speaker 3: and then they drag it into my life and I

1341
01:07:08,240 --> 01:07:11,320
Speaker 3: deal with it. And then the guest is always so nice.

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01:07:11,120 --> 01:07:11,520
Speaker 1: To help me.

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01:07:11,560 --> 01:07:14,760
Speaker 3: Will you help me? Yeah, let's do this. This is

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01:07:14,840 --> 01:07:18,560
Speaker 3: deer Bridger, an esteemed guest. So there's no, that's not

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01:07:19,120 --> 01:07:21,479
Speaker 3: so one of you have to decide no, well it's great.

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01:07:21,560 --> 01:07:22,680
Speaker 5: I mean she's got all those bags.

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01:07:23,080 --> 01:07:25,320
Speaker 1: And then also you had your esteem.

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01:07:25,720 --> 01:07:28,600
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you've already had your enormous This life was like.

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01:07:31,360 --> 01:07:34,600
Speaker 1: One has asked me to speak at Columbia only about

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01:07:34,640 --> 01:07:37,600
Speaker 1: a time. Girl, I don't know. Do they love me?

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01:07:37,800 --> 01:07:40,600
Speaker 5: It's all right, you're esteemed today today.

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01:07:41,280 --> 01:07:43,880
Speaker 3: Okay. My partner and I are in our early thirties

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01:07:43,920 --> 01:07:46,760
Speaker 3: and rent a home in a pleasant neighborhood. Okay, we

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01:07:46,880 --> 01:07:49,120
Speaker 3: moved in during early twenty twenty one, and given the

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Speaker 3: COVID of it all, we haven't gotten to know our

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01:07:51,080 --> 01:07:54,400
Speaker 3: neighbors entirely well, and honestly we're on the introverted side,

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01:07:54,440 --> 01:07:58,840
Speaker 3: so it hasn't bothered us. Recently, our older mid fifties

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01:07:58,880 --> 01:08:01,400
Speaker 3: neighbor has started edge in our sidewalk and doing other

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01:08:01,520 --> 01:08:10,680
Speaker 3: nice neighboring waiting what side walk, leave head alone?

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01:08:12,040 --> 01:08:14,880
Speaker 1: Shame. Oh yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right.

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Speaker 3: And doing other nice neighborly landscaping things for us. We

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01:08:18,200 --> 01:08:20,320
Speaker 3: think it's very kind and planned to give him a

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01:08:20,360 --> 01:08:21,880
Speaker 3: gift card at the end of the season to a

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Speaker 3: local liquor store. In the brief conversations we've had, he

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01:08:25,680 --> 01:08:28,320
Speaker 3: has made it clear he loves drinking, almost made it

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01:08:28,439 --> 01:08:32,200
Speaker 3: too clear. Here is the problem. He and his family

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01:08:32,280 --> 01:08:35,800
Speaker 3: have more recently started He and his family have more

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01:08:35,880 --> 01:08:38,960
Speaker 3: recently started shooting pellet guns at our beloved wildlife in

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01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:43,760
Speaker 3: the shared backyard? Wait, what think innocent squirrels, baby foxes?

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01:08:43,840 --> 01:08:43,880
Speaker 1: Go?

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Speaker 3: This is a more pleasant neighborhood than she that I imagined.

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01:08:47,479 --> 01:08:51,280
Speaker 3: They've got all kinds of essentially bamby happening here. My

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01:08:51,439 --> 01:08:56,040
Speaker 3: partner and I are not okay with this. How we

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01:08:56,160 --> 01:08:59,000
Speaker 3: really appreciate the landscaping and don't want to see him ungrateful.

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01:08:59,240 --> 01:09:01,000
Speaker 3: Do we still get him a gift if so is

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01:09:01,040 --> 01:09:05,240
Speaker 3: a liquor store gifts gift cards strange and potentially enabling alcoholism?

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01:09:05,640 --> 01:09:05,800
Speaker 1: Yes?

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01:09:06,800 --> 01:09:08,479
Speaker 3: Do we make it awkward by telling him he's a

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01:09:08,600 --> 01:09:11,000
Speaker 3: jerk for shooting at our backyard creatures?

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Speaker 1: Thank you?

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Speaker 3: In advanced bridger and guests again not plural, just guests

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01:09:14,479 --> 01:09:18,879
Speaker 3: for your collective wisdom, that's right, Ashley. So Ashley basically

1383
01:09:19,680 --> 01:09:24,120
Speaker 3: trying to decide if she loves free landscaping or wildlife. Yeah,

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01:09:24,400 --> 01:09:25,599
Speaker 3: she gets to choose one.

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01:09:26,760 --> 01:09:27,000
Speaker 1: Yeah.

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01:09:27,120 --> 01:09:31,040
Speaker 5: I feel like it's worse what he's doing.

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01:09:31,479 --> 01:09:34,880
Speaker 1: I think he's doing bad things, and the good thing

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01:09:34,960 --> 01:09:38,800
Speaker 1: that he's doing does not outweigh. You know, shooting pelic

1389
01:09:38,880 --> 01:09:41,479
Speaker 1: guns at innocent animals? What the fuck did they do

1390
01:09:41,680 --> 01:09:45,520
Speaker 1: to you? Man? Yeah? Squirrels. They're horrible.

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01:09:45,760 --> 01:09:47,519
Speaker 3: Ashley has blood all over her hands.

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01:09:49,320 --> 01:09:49,840
Speaker 1: Exactly.

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01:09:51,040 --> 01:09:52,519
Speaker 3: I mean fel like I don't know.

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01:09:52,600 --> 01:09:54,439
Speaker 5: But it's also hard because you live next door to

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01:09:54,520 --> 01:09:57,040
Speaker 5: that person, like you know, and.

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01:09:57,200 --> 01:09:58,120
Speaker 3: You know he owns a gun.

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01:09:58,360 --> 01:09:59,559
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, he owns a gun.

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01:09:59,640 --> 01:10:01,599
Speaker 4: I think you can't upset the neighbor with the gun.

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01:10:01,880 --> 01:10:04,760
Speaker 4: You can't upset the neighbor with the gun. But I

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01:10:04,960 --> 01:10:08,840
Speaker 4: also think you can't allow him to keep edging near

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01:10:08,880 --> 01:10:11,679
Speaker 4: your house. So I feel like you have to say

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01:10:12,160 --> 01:10:13,160
Speaker 4: thank you and en.

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01:10:13,439 --> 01:10:16,320
Speaker 5: The edging relationship your edge, yes.

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01:10:16,439 --> 01:10:20,160
Speaker 1: Exactly, and like you know, you can set a boundary like, okay,

1405
01:10:20,320 --> 01:10:23,920
Speaker 1: on our property, we would really love it if you

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01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:28,760
Speaker 1: didn't shoot the things on our property. She said. They

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01:10:28,800 --> 01:10:32,479
Speaker 1: have a shared backyard. You go, you go off, and

1408
01:10:32,560 --> 01:10:35,479
Speaker 1: when it's your ship, yeah, you know, I can't stop you.

1409
01:10:35,800 --> 01:10:39,000
Speaker 1: But on our property, we love Bambi yea and little

1410
01:10:39,040 --> 01:10:39,679
Speaker 1: Peter Rabbit.

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01:10:41,000 --> 01:10:41,839
Speaker 3: Shared backyard.

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01:10:41,840 --> 01:10:43,120
Speaker 1: It's just shared backyard.

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01:10:43,240 --> 01:10:48,080
Speaker 3: What sard Oh my god?

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01:10:48,240 --> 01:10:50,000
Speaker 1: So what it like? Maybe they live in like a

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01:10:50,400 --> 01:10:54,240
Speaker 1: like a two family home and or just one backyard.

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01:10:54,960 --> 01:10:55,759
Speaker 5: That is tough.

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01:10:56,200 --> 01:10:58,599
Speaker 3: Yeah, this man's just kind of I don't want.

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01:10:58,479 --> 01:11:02,439
Speaker 5: You giving him anything, though, I don't run. Don't give

1419
01:11:02,479 --> 01:11:05,760
Speaker 5: it unless you give him. You know how people give

1420
01:11:05,800 --> 01:11:07,880
Speaker 5: those gifts where it's like I have made a donation

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01:11:08,080 --> 01:11:08,599
Speaker 5: in your name.

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01:11:08,960 --> 01:11:10,360
Speaker 1: You can give a donation to.

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01:11:10,400 --> 01:11:13,439
Speaker 4: A squirrel sanctuary local zoom and just let them know

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01:11:14,000 --> 01:11:17,559
Speaker 4: tacitly that like, I don't know, Can.

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01:11:17,479 --> 01:11:20,880
Speaker 3: You donate in someone's name to animal control? Feels like

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01:11:20,880 --> 01:11:24,880
Speaker 3: it would be the worst gift you ever. Can we

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01:11:25,040 --> 01:11:25,599
Speaker 3: give your money?

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01:11:27,560 --> 01:11:30,200
Speaker 1: You have to donate like five k because it's just like,

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01:11:30,479 --> 01:11:32,320
Speaker 1: oh my god, I could have gotten a five K

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01:11:32,560 --> 01:11:34,960
Speaker 1: gift and it's sad. I got a fucking donation. You

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01:11:35,040 --> 01:11:39,920
Speaker 1: got a card? Yes, yeah, I feel like I mean,

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01:11:40,080 --> 01:11:44,839
Speaker 1: maybe the happy medium is just don't give that person anything,

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01:11:45,120 --> 01:11:47,599
Speaker 1: and you might, like gently the next time you talk

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01:11:47,720 --> 01:11:50,200
Speaker 1: to him, be like, hey, you know what makes me sad?

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01:11:51,640 --> 01:11:53,160
Speaker 3: Picking up squirrel? Dead squirrel?

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01:11:53,439 --> 01:11:54,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't want that.

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01:11:55,120 --> 01:11:59,120
Speaker 1: Like, maybe shoot like cans or you know something, or

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01:11:59,400 --> 01:12:01,600
Speaker 1: suggest a different thing from the ship and you like

1439
01:12:01,720 --> 01:12:03,200
Speaker 1: target practice.

1440
01:12:03,360 --> 01:12:04,160
Speaker 3: To the gun range.

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01:12:04,479 --> 01:12:17,840
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, shooting an expert becomes a sniper.

1442
01:12:19,840 --> 01:12:23,560
Speaker 1: Away. I don't know that guy's bad. Maybe move, I

1443
01:12:23,640 --> 01:12:27,559
Speaker 1: think move. I know the housing markets now I'm trying

1444
01:12:27,560 --> 01:12:30,880
Speaker 1: to get a house myself. But I'm just saying, maybe

1445
01:12:31,439 --> 01:12:33,519
Speaker 1: maybe you could Gill, you could take an advantage of

1446
01:12:33,560 --> 01:12:38,680
Speaker 1: the bad harrising market market and sell that house or

1447
01:12:38,880 --> 01:12:42,160
Speaker 1: over a lot. Yeah, that they are saying for asking

1448
01:12:42,439 --> 01:12:44,559
Speaker 1: you know there, you don't even have to fix up

1449
01:12:44,600 --> 01:12:50,160
Speaker 1: your house anymore because your house an absolute Yes, exactly,

1450
01:12:50,240 --> 01:12:54,680
Speaker 1: So do that rich child somewhere else. You know, it's

1451
01:12:54,720 --> 01:12:57,200
Speaker 1: a good time to sell a house, right, Yeah, and

1452
01:12:57,280 --> 01:12:59,120
Speaker 1: it's not a great time to buy one, but maybe

1453
01:12:59,200 --> 01:12:59,559
Speaker 1: sell one.

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01:12:59,600 --> 01:13:01,960
Speaker 5: But I don't know if you have the resources to

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01:13:02,040 --> 01:13:03,880
Speaker 5: do that. Are they going to move to Yeah?

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01:13:03,920 --> 01:13:05,920
Speaker 1: I mean that's true, because then you sell a house

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01:13:06,000 --> 01:13:08,519
Speaker 1: and then you get priced out about it, you're no

1458
01:13:08,600 --> 01:13:11,240
Speaker 1: longer able to buy, So I don't maybe.

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01:13:12,720 --> 01:13:14,120
Speaker 5: Is an option. I would consider it.

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01:13:14,240 --> 01:13:16,840
Speaker 1: But then, but just I like the idea of the

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01:13:16,880 --> 01:13:20,080
Speaker 1: gift card to the gun range, the gun nervous.

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01:13:20,160 --> 01:13:22,760
Speaker 3: I don't want to live next charlad Center.

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01:13:23,080 --> 01:13:25,719
Speaker 5: Yeah, something a little.

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01:13:26,120 --> 01:13:29,599
Speaker 3: You start asking him for bigger and bigger landscaping projects

1465
01:13:29,640 --> 01:13:31,240
Speaker 3: to the point that he's afraid to leave his house.

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01:13:31,520 --> 01:13:34,559
Speaker 1: Yeah, every time you trap him in there exactly because

1467
01:13:34,680 --> 01:13:37,760
Speaker 1: you're like that he doesn't like outside?

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01:13:38,120 --> 01:13:42,200
Speaker 5: What is it he doesn't Maybe just take on his lawns.

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01:13:44,600 --> 01:13:45,320
Speaker 1: Take a jump.

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01:13:47,479 --> 01:13:51,400
Speaker 5: I'm just saying, you are asking for this person to

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01:13:51,479 --> 01:13:51,840
Speaker 5: be sure.

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01:13:53,640 --> 01:13:55,120
Speaker 1: That's why they don't need to send.

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01:13:58,240 --> 01:14:04,439
Speaker 5: TV and bags. That's that's don't listen to me about

1474
01:14:04,520 --> 01:14:06,120
Speaker 5: anything except those two things.

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01:14:06,840 --> 01:14:11,840
Speaker 3: Ashley, You've received the uh, dangerous advice. I don't know

1476
01:14:11,880 --> 01:14:13,200
Speaker 3: that we can even say that we've given you.

1477
01:14:13,200 --> 01:14:15,240
Speaker 5: Perfectly you know, apologies.

1478
01:14:15,720 --> 01:14:18,600
Speaker 4: We're giving you a lot of options, options, Yeah, but

1479
01:14:18,680 --> 01:14:19,880
Speaker 4: I feel like actually got options.

1480
01:14:19,920 --> 01:14:21,679
Speaker 5: Yeah, you gotta figure this one out yourself.

1481
01:14:22,400 --> 01:14:25,599
Speaker 3: You've you've I mean, you are you are, as we've said,

1482
01:14:25,680 --> 01:14:29,320
Speaker 3: absolutely complicit in this crime. And the fact that we're

1483
01:14:29,320 --> 01:14:31,320
Speaker 3: trying to help you feels like we're aiding in a

1484
01:14:31,400 --> 01:14:33,880
Speaker 3: bedding and it's some point we have to kind of

1485
01:14:33,920 --> 01:14:34,400
Speaker 3: back away.

1486
01:14:34,560 --> 01:14:37,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, we really do. Like so we're backing slowly away.

1487
01:14:38,160 --> 01:14:41,920
Speaker 3: In this situation. Yes, she's the mid fifties assassin.

1488
01:14:42,400 --> 01:14:46,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, shooting.

1489
01:14:46,360 --> 01:14:51,120
Speaker 1: Next door neighborhood. This is a neighborhood.

1490
01:14:53,840 --> 01:14:57,200
Speaker 3: Very nice, look I got into a new hobby.

1491
01:14:59,600 --> 01:15:04,160
Speaker 1: Wo. That's so American, the very American problem.

1492
01:15:05,640 --> 01:15:07,200
Speaker 3: This would not be happening in Portugal.

1493
01:15:07,400 --> 01:15:10,519
Speaker 1: No, no, no, they would have settled over why.

1494
01:15:11,680 --> 01:15:13,880
Speaker 3: The Portugal listener write in let us know if you

1495
01:15:13,960 --> 01:15:18,600
Speaker 3: have any shooters. Well we did. We did answer it.

1496
01:15:18,880 --> 01:15:19,200
Speaker 1: That's all.

1497
01:15:19,439 --> 01:15:22,160
Speaker 3: Answer it all I can say with this deeply complicated,

1498
01:15:22,720 --> 01:15:27,639
Speaker 3: I would say problematic question. Ashley has kind of burdened

1499
01:15:27,680 --> 01:15:30,160
Speaker 3: us with and that's fine. Yeah you too. Now I

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01:15:30,280 --> 01:15:38,400
Speaker 3: have a robe, I have my I'm gonna be waving

1501
01:15:38,560 --> 01:15:39,240
Speaker 3: around the house.

1502
01:15:43,160 --> 01:15:44,000
Speaker 5: Confuse your man.

1503
01:15:44,280 --> 01:15:47,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like, what what is that?

1504
01:15:48,400 --> 01:15:48,759
Speaker 5: Explain?

1505
01:15:49,920 --> 01:15:53,800
Speaker 3: Why is that lighting up? I've had a wonderful time

1506
01:15:53,840 --> 01:15:56,600
Speaker 3: with you too. Yeah, listener, I hope you've had a

1507
01:15:56,720 --> 01:16:00,080
Speaker 3: Lisa like a above average time. If you haven't, I

1508
01:16:00,120 --> 01:16:03,519
Speaker 3: don't know what to tell you. Again, we run into

1509
01:16:03,560 --> 01:16:05,639
Speaker 3: these problems at the end of the podcast. The listeners

1510
01:16:05,680 --> 01:16:09,719
Speaker 3: like I thought it was fine, and then it gets

1511
01:16:09,920 --> 01:16:13,280
Speaker 3: tense between the listener and me. But I will say

1512
01:16:13,320 --> 01:16:14,880
Speaker 3: that the two of you have had a lovely time.

1513
01:16:15,040 --> 01:16:16,000
Speaker 5: Thank you so much.

1514
01:16:17,040 --> 01:16:20,280
Speaker 3: And listener, you now do whatever you want. I want

1515
01:16:20,320 --> 01:16:23,519
Speaker 3: you to enjoy yourself. I want you to do something

1516
01:16:23,680 --> 01:16:26,000
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't have any ideas. Again, I'm hot,

1517
01:16:26,479 --> 01:16:28,519
Speaker 3: it's cooling out a little bit. I can't complain too much.

1518
01:16:28,640 --> 01:16:30,280
Speaker 3: But I'm going to send you away. It's time for

1519
01:16:30,360 --> 01:16:33,960
Speaker 3: you to make your decisions. Go out into the world. Goodbye,

1520
01:16:34,680 --> 01:16:40,919
Speaker 3: I Love you, I said no Gifts is an exactly

1521
01:16:41,080 --> 01:16:44,759
Speaker 3: right production. It's produced by our dear friend Analise Nelson

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01:16:44,960 --> 01:16:48,400
Speaker 3: and it's beautifully mixed by John Bradley. The theme song,

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01:16:48,680 --> 01:16:52,599
Speaker 3: of course, could only come from miracle Worker Amy Mayn.

1524
01:16:53,240 --> 01:16:56,160
Speaker 3: You must follow the show on Instagram. At I said

1525
01:16:56,240 --> 01:16:58,599
Speaker 3: no gifts, I don't want to hear any excuses. That's

1526
01:16:58,640 --> 01:17:00,679
Speaker 3: where you get to see pictures of all the gorgeous

1527
01:17:00,680 --> 01:17:02,720
Speaker 3: gifts I'm getting. Don't you want to see pictures of

1528
01:17:02,760 --> 01:17:03,240
Speaker 3: the gifts?

1529
01:17:05,160 --> 01:17:12,160
Speaker 2: And I invited you here, thought I made myself perfectly clear.

1530
01:17:13,479 --> 01:17:18,519
Speaker 2: But you're a guess to my home. You gotta come

1531
01:17:18,640 --> 01:17:24,240
Speaker 2: to me empty, And I said, no guests. You're a

1532
01:17:24,520 --> 01:17:30,759
Speaker 2: presences presents enough that I already had too much stuff,

1533
01:17:31,560 --> 01:17:32,200
Speaker 2: So how did

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01:17:32,280 --> 01:17:34,680
Speaker 1: You dare to surbey me?