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Speaker 1: Welcome to This is Important a production of iHeartRadio, the

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Speaker 1: show where we only talk about what's obviously most crucially

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Speaker 1: integral to the fabric of our very nature.

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Speaker 2: Today we talk about New Jersey. Thanks, I bust big nuts.

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Speaker 3: He doesn't have big dig energy, he has huge cumshot energy.

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Speaker 4: Hey, big loads smell pretty good. What's up Jersey? Hey man?

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Speaker 4: Will you jiz on us here? We go start your engines.

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Speaker 2: M m m m m m m m m ming

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Speaker 2: ming ming ming ming ming mingmn.

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Speaker 5: New Jersey Time.

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Speaker 4: The buzz off?

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Speaker 2: Whoa whoop buzz cause diarrhea.

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Speaker 4: That was cool freaking gymnastics. Adam, I'm humble this table.

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Speaker 2: Little closer. Don't don't do it.

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Speaker 4: We're gonna make ourselves at home. Now, Am I confused?

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Speaker 4: Are we an Old Jersey or are we in New Jersey? Wow?

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Speaker 4: I don't get it.

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Speaker 2: I bet everyone who comes there does that joke.

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Speaker 4: I just thought I would.

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Speaker 2: Wow, dude, old not old new? And that's the shows. Now?

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Speaker 6: Do people call this plays new uniform or New Jersey?

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Speaker 4: That's gotta be the other one.

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Speaker 2: That's probably another.

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Speaker 4: One that everyone always does. Somehow got worse.

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Speaker 2: You didn't give him points for that, dude, you.

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Speaker 4: And I don't like, but I enjoyed that uniform.

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Speaker 2: First of all, thank you guys all for coming out.

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Speaker 2: This is sweet on a West. My god, you guys

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Speaker 2: are on fire baby.

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Speaker 4: By the way, this place is sick.

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Speaker 2: It's beautiful.

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Speaker 3: And the fact that they like Savion Globber makes an

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Speaker 3: announcement and he's all fancy and this place is so

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Speaker 3: beautiful and then we're gonna come out and like talk

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Speaker 3: about our buttholes for like an hour and a half.

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Speaker 6: Center for performing farts.

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Speaker 3: It's like a very nice security guard back there named John,

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Speaker 3: and I'm like.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to disappoint him. I know, there's no way

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Speaker 2: we're not prepared for what's about to happen.

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Speaker 3: He's like, Okay, I hope you guys have fun out there,

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Speaker 3: and I'm like, it's not going to be fun for.

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Speaker 4: You, John. Yeah, we're nick Grandma. We are not even

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Speaker 4: close to the beauty of this theater.

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Speaker 2: No, this is a very beautiful place to soil it too.

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Speaker 4: You know, we are filthy. We're filthy, dropping the stage

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Speaker 4: with mud.

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Speaker 2: Just nothing but hard cocks and hard you're already hard science.

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Speaker 2: As soon as I heard I was coming to New York,

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Speaker 2: rock hard.

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Speaker 4: Babe, give rock card. You know you keep talking about it.

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Speaker 3: It's been six months of an erection. It's actually really painful.

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Speaker 4: As soon as it was routed on the tour. What

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Speaker 4: is the like?

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Speaker 2: The like it's been too long? I've had this boner

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Speaker 2: too long? When does it become a danger?

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Speaker 4: Uh?

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Speaker 3: Been at a at a gas station and you see

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Speaker 3: those little pills behind they're.

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Speaker 2: Like, you know, they're huge. They're fucking rhinos. Oh my god,

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Speaker 2: I love that you know the name of them.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because I was about to say they're called rhinos.

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Speaker 3: Like I'm assuming you're like, I want my dick to

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Speaker 3: be as hard as a rhinos tusk.

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Speaker 2: That's exactly which is too hard?

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Speaker 4: I'll say you.

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Speaker 2: Dabbled? Have I ever dabbled in a rhino?

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Speaker 4: Kind of?

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Speaker 3: These are all of our best friends from New Jersey.

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Speaker 3: They made t shirts. There's a guy that's a wizard

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Speaker 3: over there.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm on a rhino right now, but you're not.

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Speaker 2: And we're asked if you ever have so, stop doing

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Speaker 2: I have never done that.

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Speaker 7: I am afraid that it would make my heart explode.

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Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, does that that'll happen? You're in Little Pop.

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Speaker 7: I heard it will swell up and then explode.

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Speaker 3: Well, I I have, and uh.

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Speaker 4: He's got a gram ble right by the front door. No,

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Speaker 4: I have.

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Speaker 3: And my girlfriend was like, why are you sweating so much?

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Speaker 3: Because it causes you to sweat heart attack. And then also,

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Speaker 3: they don't tell you that you're just gonna have an erection.

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Speaker 3: You think it's like one night of having an awesome

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Speaker 3: rhino like Boner.

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Speaker 2: Sure it lasts.

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Speaker 3: For like two weeks, dude, what the fuck? And it'll

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Speaker 3: be anything will just set it off, Like you'll.

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Speaker 2: Hear like a crumpling of a paper and that'll do

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Speaker 2: something to you.

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Speaker 4: Really, I never dick a rhino.

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Speaker 8: I think the closest I evergot was taking a little

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Speaker 8: Spanish fly. I think that's like a little till. But

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Speaker 8: it was just like a horny pill. It had nothing

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Speaker 8: to do with Boner's. It's just supposed to make you horny.

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Speaker 4: You have a time traveler from the past. Yeah, I

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Speaker 4: done Spanish fly. Yeah was a treasure that's some.

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Speaker 2: Like nineteen seventies. Yeah, like fake thing.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you still have to be tapped into the love part.

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Speaker 2: Do you still use the word exotic a lot?

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Speaker 4: Look an exotic magazines, exotic videos.

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Speaker 2: No, that's erotic.

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Speaker 4: Yeah I said exotic, but.

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Speaker 7: I really think that is the word he was trying

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Speaker 7: to use.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it was yeah, stupid. So what you have?

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Speaker 2: I mean, why would you take the Spanish Fly? You

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Speaker 2: have problems? I mean my problem is just being horny.

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Speaker 3: Well I don't have a prob I just like being

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Speaker 3: blackout drunk and having my dick work.

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Speaker 4: Well, see I don't. I mean, yes, good for you.

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Speaker 4: I mean I think that's a really great goal. That's

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Speaker 4: a fantastic goal.

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Speaker 3: There's definitely people here that are like just modern family fans,

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Speaker 3: and they're like, what is he talking about?

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Speaker 4: He's at the center time.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, this man, he is fucked up.

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Speaker 2: It's a spin off. Is Spanish Fly like Funky Cold Medina?

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Speaker 4: What is that? What does that mean?

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Speaker 6: It's a whole rap song by Tone Lok Well, I

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Speaker 6: know that. But he gave it to the dog and

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Speaker 6: the dog was humping his leg.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, buddy, I guess I never broke down the lyrics

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Speaker 3: of Funky Comedina.

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Speaker 6: It was about like date Spanish Fly. I think it

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Speaker 6: was about like an afrodisiac.

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Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, that's what it is.

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Speaker 8: Spanish Fly is like an afrodisiac. It's just supposed to

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Speaker 8: get you horny. You still are, should be able to

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Speaker 8: get your own boner when you're on Spanish fly.

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Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, I.

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Speaker 7: Think if I think you get your never had a problem. Okay,

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Speaker 7: I bet you one thousand dollars right now you could

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Speaker 7: spell afrodiziak um.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, for one thousand dollars. Blake will not pay you.

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Speaker 2: Let me know, and he will.

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Speaker 3: He will make a bet. He'll shake your hand. Look

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Speaker 3: at the never ever pay you kissed?

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Speaker 8: Now?

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Speaker 4: A p h R O D E S I A c.

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Speaker 2: You were so close? Is it peas in it?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? A p H for pro.

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Speaker 2: That's not how I spelled afro.

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Speaker 8: I almost went there, but I I remembered it's a

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Speaker 8: p H. Where did I go wrong?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? You said e instead of I spell it out?

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Speaker 2: Spell it out for A p h R.

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Speaker 7: O D I S I A c oh.

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Speaker 4: I got it, so I did.

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Speaker 6: The whoever out there can spell, you're probably not our fans.

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Speaker 4: What the hell you guys got?

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Speaker 3: Like thet They really are, And they're just very horny

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Speaker 3: all the time. Okay, they're like, I know exactly how

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Speaker 3: they're always doing this.

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Speaker 2: They do that in like the kitchen to like their

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Speaker 2: their their lover. They're like, hey, babe, where's the milk?

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Speaker 2: I got some milk, right.

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Speaker 4: Dude, that's sweetart.

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Speaker 2: Have you seen my keys? Yeah? I got your keys

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Speaker 2: right here, right from unlocked that box any time, I uh.

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Speaker 4: Just got in from the doctor.

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Speaker 6: It turns out my aunt she she's not gonna make it?

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Speaker 4: Are we going to make it? Why did their eyes

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Speaker 4: go dead when their tongues move?

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Speaker 2: Like?

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Speaker 4: What's going on with these guys? Wouldn't you do you

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Speaker 4: want dead eyes? Or do you want eyes that are

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Speaker 4: like this?

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Speaker 2: I kind of want those wild eyes?

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Speaker 4: Like wild eyes and.

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Speaker 2: Then you just spell Afridis.

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Speaker 4: I get where you're coming from.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm more of like your soul leaves your body

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Speaker 7: in your eyes are ye?

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Speaker 6: Go?

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Speaker 2: Bro?

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Speaker 3: You're like what I imagine? Like you know how like

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Speaker 3: I mean it's in my standing back. But when you're

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Speaker 3: an old person, you lose control of your tongue.

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Speaker 4: Right.

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Speaker 3: That happened to my great aunt. She was like one

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Speaker 3: hundred and four years old. She's a sweetheart, but like

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Speaker 3: she would just be like.

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Speaker 2: Right, it just slips out, Yeah, it would just fall

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Speaker 2: out of her face.

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Speaker 8: Gravity Gravity takes hold of your tongue when you're one

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Speaker 8: hundred and forty.

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Speaker 3: I don't think it's even gonna take that long. I

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Speaker 3: feel like I'm like a human basset hound. Everything is

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Speaker 3: starting to droop and like really sad gross ways it's

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Speaker 3: gonna be.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna be.

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Speaker 3: I'm eight years away from just being you being have

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Speaker 3: to you have to say, like, Adam, put your tongue

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Speaker 3: back in.

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Speaker 4: Your mouth, your tongue. A dog catcher is gonna grab

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Speaker 4: you and be.

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Speaker 2: Like, oh sorry, you're sorry, You're a human. It's Adam again, Adam,

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Speaker 2: it's Adam again.

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Speaker 6: I thought you were a hairless as you were.

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Speaker 2: You are sitting on the sidewalk again, Adam. By the way,

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Speaker 2: what happened to dog catchers? S?

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Speaker 3: I don't know dog catchers talking Spanish fly, We might

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Speaker 3: as well get into it.

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Speaker 6: What happened to the mountain man? People catch dogs and like?

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Speaker 6: But now dogs are just everywhere? Willy nilly?

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Speaker 2: Were dog catchers ever a real thing? Or was that

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Speaker 2: just from cartoons?

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Speaker 8: No, they were dog catchers, but I think they just

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Speaker 8: turned into animal control, which is which is like terminator.

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Speaker 8: But dog catchers were six specifically catching dogs.

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Speaker 4: Dream job dreams, get them off the streets. Dude, you

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Speaker 4: just spit.

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Speaker 2: On me so much.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, you were so excited to see your dream job

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Speaker 3: that you just spit everywhere to goodbye.

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Speaker 2: Do you guys remember when.

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Speaker 3: You first heard what what an afrodisiac was? Like you

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Speaker 3: could like eat a certain thing or like you could

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Speaker 3: like put a certain cologne on and that would get

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Speaker 3: the girls.

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Do you guys like love like a love potion movie?

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Speaker 4: I can't remember?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Sandra Bullock, Yeah that's what it was.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right, Love Potion number nine. Oh yeah, that's

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Speaker 4: Who was that written by? Again? Love? Who?

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Speaker 4: Who's the props department run by?

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Speaker 4: On love potion? Because the bottle was very unique. What's

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Speaker 4: isn't a oysters? Oysters are a natural afrodisiac?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Natural natural afroze?

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Speaker 4: Natural natural.

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Speaker 3: Having a stroke, bro, dude, I assume I used to

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Speaker 3: smear myself in cool water cologne.

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Speaker 2: I thought you were gonna say cool ranch doritos and

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Speaker 2: I'm like, I try to fuck you. Yeah, sure, that's

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Speaker 3: Why I wasn't going for my friend Blake well in

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Speaker 2: So do you want to buy it or not? It's

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Speaker 2: eleven dollars something?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, please the way, Well, if you ever find me

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Speaker 7: dear funions. Yeah, dude, the Fillard funions makes my dick

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Speaker 4: Okay, be honest, did you fuck a funion? What's going on?

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Speaker 7: I put my dick through a few funions, but who hasn't.

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Speaker 6: Honestly, that's a cool way to start measuring dicks, is

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Speaker 6: like how many funions can.

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Speaker 2: You put on it?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, and then it becomes like Djanga or like that

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Speaker 2: I was gonna say that's a whole bag four, But.

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Speaker 4: This guy can put a whole bag of fun I

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Speaker 4: don't know, goddamn bro. Yeah, I'm not over compensating.

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Speaker 2: What about calamari. That's more of my size, like.

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Speaker 4: Uh rings, Oh yeah, yeah, I'm stacking life savers over.

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Speaker 4: We're talking I'm.

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Speaker 2: Are we talking fried? Are we talking grilled?

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Speaker 6: We're talking fried? Okay, then it's shriveled up. You get

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Speaker 6: a little extra you get a little extra cash.

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Speaker 4: There's a soft measurement and then a hard measurement.

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Speaker 7: Sure, we're talking about growing and showing what other what

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Speaker 4: Would you guys measure your dick?

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Speaker 2: Slim gems?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, a slim jem?

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Speaker 3: Coming backstage, she's watching on a monitor back there, and

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Speaker 3: I was like, you're about to see the dumbest thing

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Speaker 4: And he thinks we're being modest and it's a fair warning.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, just let you guys know. So what what else

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Speaker 3: As far as I was a cool, watered boy, what

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Speaker 7: I think I always wanted to get Michael Jordan cologne,

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Speaker 7: but it was like unavailable to at least that's what

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Speaker 2: What was it called. I think it was called jump juice.

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Speaker 2: I thought it was called air.

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Speaker 7: I think it was too It was just an empty

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Speaker 4: Would be unbelievable if you were like, I think it's all.

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Speaker 7: It's exactly the same as the premise of Space Jam,

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Speaker 7: where it's just labeled as like Michael Jordan's Special Juice,

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Speaker 7: and you're like.

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Speaker 2: Right now till Mury can dunk?

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Speaker 7: Right, and they take the sticker off and it's like

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Speaker 7: Bill Murray could dunk the whole time.

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Speaker 2: Is that how the movie goes?

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Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't think of h Dumbo.

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Speaker 2: I don't think Bill Murray dunks.

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Speaker 4: I don't think so either. I think he just plays

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Speaker 2: Yes, no, they definitely let him play.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, he does play. You're right, you're right. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Wasn't the whole dust up of the new Space Jam.

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Speaker 3: It's like the new the new uh Lola Bunny.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's like really hot. Yeah.

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Speaker 8: Oh but but then didn't they like, didn't they redraw her.

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Speaker 4: To be.

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Speaker 7: Because Lola Bunny in the original Space Jam has a

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Speaker 7: fucking donkey bro okay.

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Speaker 2: So wait, and then the new one they're like, it's

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Speaker 2: too sexy for kids. We got ugly this bunny off.

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Speaker 7: Yes, because she had like a Cammebelton, Yeah, she had Yes,

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Speaker 7: she had a huge camel toe.

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Speaker 4: You didn't know, Yeah, I thought.

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Speaker 2: It was a bunny with Lola camel. It turns out

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Speaker 2: holy ship. But she also had them shorts like the boycout.

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Speaker 8: Shorts, so you could see the crevasse the bottom of

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Well, you know, these horny animators are just having a

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Speaker 4: Oh for sure, dude. They're locked in.

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Speaker 2: That little room being like, what if it was a

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Speaker 4: Yeah, they're like, you know, we can have a computer

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Speaker 4: draw all the rest of the frames. They're like, you know,

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Speaker 4: we're good. We brought every frame by hand. I got.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, what.

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Speaker 7: Is this scene where it's just the monstars railing.

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Speaker 4: That is not in the script?

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Speaker 3: I thought I read that we didn't have this in

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Speaker 3: the script, and it's a twenty three minute long sea

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Speaker 3: and Jordan's number.

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Speaker 2: It's Michael Jordan's number.

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Speaker 4: Animator Mark Cut talked to you.

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Speaker 6: The janitor found this waste basket full of rhino pills

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Speaker 6: in your office.

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Speaker 4: What's going on here?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Man, we had to fin We had to finish

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Speaker 2: the cut before midnight.

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Speaker 9: We're on a deadline over here. And why are they

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Speaker 9: called boy shorts? Boys don't wear those?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, why aren't they just called short shorts? Why aren't

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Speaker 7: Because it was probably someone had it.

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Speaker 3: I think they were there, the style of shorts that

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Speaker 3: when like a guy was wearing like a cutoff T shirt.

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Speaker 4: Sure, so.

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Speaker 2: Shorts like this, I think it comes from from.

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Speaker 6: Because I'm so old that that was my gym uniform

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Speaker 6: shorts and you hold sack them like fully below your buttocks,

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Speaker 6: much like Blake. But those even if you wear them high,

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Speaker 6: the boy shorts are like tight, tight fucking underwear with

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Speaker 6: the booty chicks hanging out, Thank you dad.

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Speaker 4: They're like boxers.

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Speaker 6: No, not like a boxers I've ever taken off of

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Speaker 4: Boy shorts are not like boxers. They're not. They're totally different.

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Speaker 8: You know, to roll up boxers to get them to

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Speaker 4: That's what I think, dude.

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Speaker 7: Why yeah, I think it's boy shorts because.

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Speaker 2: You haven't missed much.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, just to recap, I think it's boy shorts because

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Speaker 7: why are you wearing your boy's shorts?

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Speaker 3: And that spread like some guy definitely like came out

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Speaker 3: are you wearing your boys shorts? And She's like, brilliant

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Speaker 3: billion dollar idea.

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Speaker 6: Right's the spanks Lady? Is the spanks Lady from Jersey

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Speaker 6: or New York?

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Speaker 4: Who spanks Lady?

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Speaker 2: The spanks Lady? Kim Kim, She's Jersey.

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Speaker 4: She's a Jersey sick what d DP yogas from Jersey?

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Speaker 3: God, feel good energy from New Jersey.

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Speaker 4: I did a mini bag.

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Speaker 6: I mean, if we're starting to claim stuff about New Jersey,

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Speaker 2: Say we did a little Wikipedia.

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Speaker 4: Action before the show.

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Speaker 2: We googled and like Snookie, who else?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, the situation to just to just to just tie

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Speaker 6: Snookie wrestled, Yeah, and she did.

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Speaker 4: Like a fool.

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Speaker 2: We could forget it.

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Speaker 6: She did like a flip flop backflip and it was

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Speaker 4: It was unreal. Yeah, I was a super fan. Yeah

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Speaker 2: That guy's pissed.

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Speaker 7: Oh yeah, dude, fucking there's so many we haven't got.

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Speaker 2: Yeh, Shack is from Jersey. What the hell? That's what wait?

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Speaker 2: Shaquille O'Neill. Shaquille O'Neill is from Jersey. Oh no, the

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Speaker 2: other shack.

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Speaker 4: Shack too. Fucking I just said that's what I was saying.

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Speaker 4: Throw from the train must be Newark.

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Speaker 7: Then, Oh my god, David Copperfield is from here.

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Speaker 4: Oh shit.

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Speaker 7: I saw David Copperfield live in Las Vegas when I

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Speaker 7: was like sixteen and I was on a rhino pill.

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Speaker 2: It was crazy.

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Speaker 4: Dude.

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Speaker 2: Well he made my boner disappear in his mouth.

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Speaker 6: Like. Blake reminded me before the show that the number

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Speaker 6: one New Jersey stunners of course Bruce.

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Speaker 2: Yes, well, yes, of course ye Willis Yeah, yeah, Bruce Willis.

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Speaker 4: You know I thought it was Bruce Almighty. Yeah that

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Speaker 2: Dude, Bruce Springsteen. He obviously rules.

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Speaker 3: But my dad had a weird beef with him when

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Speaker 3: I was a kid, like really, like I don't know.

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Speaker 2: My dad was like the most blue collar guy.

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Speaker 3: Bruce Springsteen. I remember my friend's dad listened to it

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Speaker 2: I think you would like him. I'm like eight, and

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Speaker 4: What the fuck?

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Speaker 3: I'm liked my dad have like actual beef with Bruce

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Speaker 3: Springsteen because he's not that he doesn't have that much

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Speaker 3: hate in his heart.

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Speaker 2: He just was like actively like, fuck Bruce Springsteen. Iobi dying.

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Speaker 2: Bruce made an album called Nebraska. Dude, I don't know

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Speaker 4: Is that why he's mad?

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Speaker 6: Because he's like I was working on an album called

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Speaker 2: I could see that from my dad.

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Speaker 3: It's like, because my dad, he's never told me he

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Speaker 3: wanted to do anything in entertainment. And then once we

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Speaker 3: Watch we had our show and it was successful. He

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Speaker 2: Me and he was like, you know, this was always

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Speaker 2: had no dreams?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? Well yeah, you know, he's like just the rich part.

453
00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:20,040
Speaker 2: I had two dreams, to be Bruce Springs and to

454
00:21:20,119 --> 00:21:21,719
Speaker 2: have your specific.

455
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:26,399
Speaker 7: Career getting a television show and strangling Bruce Springs.

456
00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:28,119
Speaker 4: Can your dad played the harmonica?

457
00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:33,520
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, he's recently. That's more of a Bruce willis

458
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:34,840
Speaker 2: uh deal?

459
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:35,200
Speaker 4: Right?

460
00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:39,359
Speaker 7: Maybe upon your birth in New Jersey you're given a harmonica,

461
00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:40,359
Speaker 7: which is really cool.

462
00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:42,600
Speaker 2: That's a cool thing. Is that a thing your dad?

463
00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:45,520
Speaker 8: Your dad fucking I don't know if he still plays harmonica,

464
00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:46,920
Speaker 8: but I've jammed with him a few times.

465
00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:47,919
Speaker 4: He fucking rips.

466
00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:49,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's pretty.

467
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,359
Speaker 7: Good on the jam with his dad or Bruce Springs

468
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:54,600
Speaker 7: with his dad.

469
00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:59,200
Speaker 3: That's when he was still Uh, he was recently retired.

470
00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:01,159
Speaker 3: So we picked up a Bobby and that was playing

471
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:01,960
Speaker 3: the harmonica.

472
00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:02,680
Speaker 2: Last time.

473
00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:05,480
Speaker 3: I was like, dude, where's all your harmonicas? And now

474
00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:07,320
Speaker 3: he's so stoned all the time.

475
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,880
Speaker 4: It seems like the perfect time play exactly.

476
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:12,400
Speaker 3: I go where's her Harmonicas he goes, I lost them

477
00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:13,320
Speaker 3: ship somewhere.

478
00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:14,520
Speaker 4: What the fuck?

479
00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:14,840
Speaker 2: Dude?

480
00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:17,080
Speaker 4: He was all about it. He had them all in

481
00:22:17,119 --> 00:22:21,960
Speaker 4: every key.

482
00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:25,640
Speaker 2: Where's the harmonica. The harmonica's right here. I got your

483
00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:28,720
Speaker 2: harmonica right here, thinking about blowing the harmonica. Hey, Tennis,

484
00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:30,280
Speaker 2: come play this harmonica.

485
00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:34,440
Speaker 9: And that is my mother we're talking about. Yeah, and

486
00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:36,560
Speaker 9: I'm talking about Adam's mommy.

487
00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:38,600
Speaker 2: That's really cool.

488
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:44,879
Speaker 4: I hope to have a really healthy sexual life at

489
00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:46,760
Speaker 4: that age, you know what I mean, right? I hope

490
00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:47,320
Speaker 4: that you guys.

491
00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:48,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure.

492
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:50,359
Speaker 8: I don't like to think about my parents doing it,

493
00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:53,679
Speaker 8: but I'm okay with thinking about me being very sexual

494
00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:54,160
Speaker 8: at that age.

495
00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:56,080
Speaker 2: Dude, I remember I came.

496
00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:58,560
Speaker 3: I mean, my parents might not love whatever, fuck them,

497
00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:02,760
Speaker 3: and uh, but you know they're they birth to me.

498
00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:05,400
Speaker 4: So this is what they get payback. They gave you

499
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:06,560
Speaker 4: your they gave you their dream.

500
00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:08,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, he giveted me his dream.

501
00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:13,600
Speaker 3: I was in a wheelchair and they didn't think I

502
00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:15,920
Speaker 3: was going to like reverse out into the hallway.

503
00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:20,040
Speaker 2: And I see my dad I like was gonna yell

504
00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:20,800
Speaker 2: something at my mom.

505
00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:24,119
Speaker 3: So I rolled backwards into the hallway and I see

506
00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:25,240
Speaker 3: my dad being like.

507
00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:29,760
Speaker 2: And my mom like walking down the hallway.

508
00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:30,720
Speaker 4: Like real quick.

509
00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:33,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think a blowjob is what he was asking for.

510
00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:34,920
Speaker 2: And my mom was like.

511
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:38,520
Speaker 4: Right on it. She said, what door closed?

512
00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:39,560
Speaker 2: He was like, I'm right on it.

513
00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:41,480
Speaker 4: I was like, yeah, on it.

514
00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:43,480
Speaker 2: You call your dad going like.

515
00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:53,080
Speaker 4: Right, wait what wait what day out?

516
00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:55,760
Speaker 2: Wait what.

517
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,720
Speaker 4: Your dad's super the trades?

518
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:07,280
Speaker 2: Wait what spin on it. By the way, it wasn't

519
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:09,480
Speaker 2: a big house, so it's not that long of a hallway.

520
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:14,080
Speaker 2: They're just doing charades this short fifteen foot hallway.

521
00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:17,160
Speaker 4: Why did I think this was at a hospital? No,

522
00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:18,080
Speaker 4: it's I was weird.

523
00:24:18,119 --> 00:24:20,199
Speaker 2: I thought this was like you were doing like petty

524
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:21,000
Speaker 2: at the hospital.

525
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:29,359
Speaker 6: And he was like, yeah, like they can't go to

526
00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:30,080
Speaker 6: their own room.

527
00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:32,800
Speaker 2: They were they were going back to their room.

528
00:24:33,359 --> 00:24:34,800
Speaker 4: Oh well, then you shouldn't have been in there.

529
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:37,960
Speaker 2: I wasn't in the room. I was at the far

530
00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:41,360
Speaker 2: end of the hallway. I was watching I was My

531
00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:44,120
Speaker 2: teacher was there. I had to like teach a teacher.

532
00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:46,320
Speaker 3: To come to my house so I didn't fall behind

533
00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:48,800
Speaker 3: in school when I was incapacitating in the wheelchair.

534
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:49,919
Speaker 4: And then your.

535
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:53,960
Speaker 6: Parents were sucking your teacher whoa, and my teacher was

536
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:57,520
Speaker 6: back in my My mom.

537
00:24:57,320 --> 00:25:00,359
Speaker 3: Did say something funny too, which is both thing for

538
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:02,880
Speaker 3: a mom to say to your future wife. Is right

539
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:06,080
Speaker 3: before we got married, my mom told Chloe she goes,

540
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:10,320
Speaker 3: uh A one. A way to keep a man happy

541
00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:14,280
Speaker 3: is always keep his belly full and to and I'm quoting,

542
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:16,320
Speaker 3: I'm quoting my mother.

543
00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:20,760
Speaker 2: I know this, and to suck the poison out.

544
00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:23,920
Speaker 4: Wait really, yes, okay, I've never heard it's something like that.

545
00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:26,480
Speaker 4: What wait wait wait wait wait and goes.

546
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:30,800
Speaker 3: It builds up and it clouds their judgment. It's poison.

547
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:35,280
Speaker 3: You have to suck the poison.

548
00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:37,960
Speaker 2: Wow, I've heard.

549
00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:42,800
Speaker 8: I've heard this phrase, but it's not like that. It's like,

550
00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:45,479
Speaker 8: keep his belly full and his balls empty.

551
00:25:46,119 --> 00:25:49,359
Speaker 2: It's like, but not suck the poison out. My mom said,

552
00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:53,479
Speaker 2: suck come is not poison a two penny divine it is.

553
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:54,520
Speaker 4: Wow.

554
00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:58,160
Speaker 6: But then like you're ingesting the poison, which makes your

555
00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:02,199
Speaker 6: brain crazy, so you say things like keep his with that.

556
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:04,280
Speaker 3: I just thought it was kind of thing for my

557
00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:06,120
Speaker 3: mom to sort of hype up my wife to give

558
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:08,720
Speaker 3: me more blood chops. Is that that's actually sounds like

559
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:10,480
Speaker 3: a good looking out by a mom.

560
00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:12,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, I bet he'd like it.

561
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:13,119
Speaker 1: You know.

562
00:26:13,359 --> 00:26:15,800
Speaker 4: Grandma told my wife that, and I was like, Grandma,

563
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:16,879
Speaker 4: give me that.

564
00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:19,440
Speaker 7: Your parents would have yelling matches and your mom would

565
00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:21,200
Speaker 7: be like, this is the poison.

566
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:24,560
Speaker 4: Talking stop yelling at me.

567
00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:31,520
Speaker 6: God damn it, get out, let me get give.

568
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:36,080
Speaker 4: Me a good dude, I love that. Keep his belly

569
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:39,240
Speaker 4: full and suck. I don't know, let's watch my guy.

570
00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:42,880
Speaker 2: It was it was Chloe came to me like shell shock.

571
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:46,600
Speaker 3: She was like, your mom, yeah, just said something to me,

572
00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:48,320
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh fuck what?

573
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:51,920
Speaker 2: And then she told me and I was like kind

574
00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:52,520
Speaker 2: of true.

575
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:53,920
Speaker 4: Though, Yeah, then you go over and give your mom

576
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:58,440
Speaker 4: a big hug. A lot of sense it does. She's

577
00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:01,800
Speaker 4: got that's valid. That's a valid point, mom. And I'm

578
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:04,720
Speaker 4: not feeling good. Also a little hungry.

579
00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:06,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like, oh man, I don't know.

580
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:09,920
Speaker 3: If my head feels cloudy and I feel devious.

581
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:12,960
Speaker 2: It must be all the poison.

582
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:15,560
Speaker 4: Something's building up.

583
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:18,399
Speaker 2: Like I'm gonna just pop a rhino pilling.

584
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:21,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, how about a little mac and cheese. Thank you

585
00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:22,919
Speaker 4: for making me dinner.

586
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:25,639
Speaker 2: Come get some of the cobra spit.

587
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:30,080
Speaker 7: Cobras are a poisonous okay, Jesus, Yeah no, they're not

588
00:27:30,119 --> 00:27:31,040
Speaker 7: actually got at.

589
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:35,960
Speaker 2: They're venomous. You're right, Fuck, what's poison?

590
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:37,320
Speaker 4: What's the difference between poison?

591
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:39,760
Speaker 2: Poison is what comes out of your penis, right, right,

592
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:41,200
Speaker 2: and then venom.

593
00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:43,840
Speaker 6: And venom is what spits out of snakes penises.

594
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:47,000
Speaker 4: Okay, so it all comes out of penises. That's good.

595
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:49,679
Speaker 6: So I think your mom, as crazy as that sounds,

596
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:51,760
Speaker 6: she meant venom sucked the venom out.

597
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:54,639
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna have to bring that up to her

598
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:59,160
Speaker 3: and say she misspoke. Hey, mom, real quick about the poison.

599
00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:02,280
Speaker 2: You were wrong. Also, Actually, you know what all I

600
00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:04,080
Speaker 2: want to know is where she learned it?

601
00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:05,200
Speaker 4: Like where did.

602
00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:08,359
Speaker 3: I hope that that was a phrase that's was passed

603
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:09,840
Speaker 3: down for generations through.

604
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,840
Speaker 4: I feel like it's like, yeah, it's got to be religious, right.

605
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:14,680
Speaker 4: Sounds like she watched it on like the seven hundred.

606
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:19,840
Speaker 2: If you think that's religious, like, homie, you gotta go

607
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:20,359
Speaker 2: to church.

608
00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:21,760
Speaker 4: I haven't been in a long time.

609
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:25,480
Speaker 2: Because that's not what they're talking about.

610
00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:30,639
Speaker 4: I feel like a religious person might be on their again.

611
00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:33,040
Speaker 2: And on the four she.

612
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:33,840
Speaker 4: Sucks the.

613
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:37,840
Speaker 2: Yeah lightning bolt.

614
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:39,360
Speaker 4: He is risen.

615
00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:43,720
Speaker 6: He has risen and risen using Rhino pills brought to.

616
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:44,600
Speaker 2: You by Rhino.

617
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:46,920
Speaker 4: Jesus Christ Resurrection.

618
00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:48,800
Speaker 7: Easter brought to you by Rhino Excel.

619
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:52,240
Speaker 2: Feel the Horn.

620
00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:55,840
Speaker 4: Resurrection Man.

621
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:57,080
Speaker 2: You are so dumb.

622
00:28:57,640 --> 00:29:01,880
Speaker 7: We are a little bit, aren't we I'm a dumb ass, Isaac.

623
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:04,360
Speaker 7: Is it possible for me to get another course? Lot

624
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:06,200
Speaker 7: out here?

625
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:07,840
Speaker 4: Hey?

626
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:12,400
Speaker 2: Just make it around, tick it around, picking around, Isaac Horn.

627
00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:17,640
Speaker 4: Everybody, come on, but corn, he's coming out.

628
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:24,360
Speaker 2: Look at this sexy it's a guy, my guy. Tall,

629
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:25,840
Speaker 2: drink of water? This guy?

630
00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:29,280
Speaker 4: Wow, Southern California?

631
00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:34,440
Speaker 2: Do you want to show your nipples tonight, Isaac? Isaac?

632
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:36,680
Speaker 2: They wanted, they want to see the nips.

633
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:39,560
Speaker 4: You guys weren't loud enough. You weren't loud enough tonight.

634
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:42,960
Speaker 3: Ken If I had, if I had to guess, he'd

635
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:44,560
Speaker 3: be out here once or twice more.

636
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:46,880
Speaker 2: So you're gonna you're gonna get a shot? Are you?

637
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:47,160
Speaker 4: Guys?

638
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:47,800
Speaker 2: Blown away?

639
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:51,800
Speaker 7: At how humongous he is? It's crazy, right? He looks

640
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:53,760
Speaker 7: like a shaved bigfoot.

641
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:57,080
Speaker 2: It's cool. Yeah, I think Isaac's huge.

642
00:29:58,040 --> 00:29:59,800
Speaker 4: You know, I'm like, he's smaller than me.

643
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:03,760
Speaker 7: Fuck well, you can fit ten funds on your cock.

644
00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:07,720
Speaker 4: We know you're eleven.

645
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:08,120
Speaker 2: Man.

646
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:10,200
Speaker 4: It's it's a whole damn bag.

647
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:16,400
Speaker 3: I sometimes I think people think that I'm smaller than

648
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:21,080
Speaker 3: I am because they think Durs is smaller, because Durs

649
00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:23,320
Speaker 3: is actually I want to say seven too.

650
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:27,400
Speaker 2: I want to say that one year six three or

651
00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:28,960
Speaker 2: six sixty three.

652
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:31,520
Speaker 3: So people stand up to next to him and they're like, oh,

653
00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:33,240
Speaker 3: he's way taller. So then they get next to me

654
00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:33,880
Speaker 3: and they're.

655
00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:36,880
Speaker 2: Like, your boobs are huge, Like look at this big

656
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:37,520
Speaker 2: ass dude.

657
00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:41,840
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah, dude, I think I think you're big

658
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:42,560
Speaker 7: as fuck dude.

659
00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:47,680
Speaker 6: And while we're at it, how tall are you?

660
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:48,720
Speaker 4: You guys are getting the scoop.

661
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:53,240
Speaker 2: I've never been said out loud. I'm five eleven.

662
00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:55,520
Speaker 4: Are you really? I thought you were six foot?

663
00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:59,200
Speaker 2: Oh dude, I don't my driver's license, but I lied.

664
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:03,360
Speaker 2: Really yeah, well you bumped it up for your driver's license. Yeah,

665
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:05,000
Speaker 2: you had a man, but on I told him I

666
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:09,040
Speaker 2: was six seven. I wonder can you really fuck up?

667
00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:09,680
Speaker 2: Can you?

668
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:12,920
Speaker 3: If I went and my driver's license and I was like,

669
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:17,760
Speaker 3: I'm six two, I'm six to one hundred and fifteen pounds?

670
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:19,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, what would they be like?

671
00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:20,440
Speaker 4: All right?

672
00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:22,360
Speaker 2: Fuck it? I don't care work at the DMV. Yeah,

673
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:23,400
Speaker 2: I think you can fudge it.

674
00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:26,600
Speaker 6: I think you can fudge it by ten pounds down

675
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:27,880
Speaker 6: and about three inches.

676
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:31,960
Speaker 3: No, I'm making forty pounds down on my license right now,

677
00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:32,720
Speaker 3: about three.

678
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:35,800
Speaker 7: You should go into the the DMV and put in

679
00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:39,200
Speaker 7: like those cat like contacts and be like they'll be like,

680
00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:39,920
Speaker 7: what color.

681
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:40,280
Speaker 4: Are your eyes?

682
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:44,840
Speaker 2: And you just say cat? Yeah, feeline.

683
00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:47,320
Speaker 4: License revoked? All right.

684
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:50,680
Speaker 6: They're like all you had to say was brown, but

685
00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:52,280
Speaker 6: now you can't drive for two years.

686
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:57,760
Speaker 7: Fuck, I'm six to two and my eyes are cats.

687
00:31:58,480 --> 00:31:58,720
Speaker 4: Dude.

688
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:02,240
Speaker 3: That's an episode that I that I sometimes forget about

689
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:04,600
Speaker 3: is the front Yard wrestling match.

690
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:10,400
Speaker 2: Hey, I know we got one DDP fan in him.

691
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:15,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, So that episode we had Ben Stiller as the

692
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:16,240
Speaker 3: guest star, which was.

693
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:19,760
Speaker 4: Due so cool Dell.

694
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:23,240
Speaker 7: Yeah, when he said yes to doing the show.

695
00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:25,280
Speaker 4: I was like why. Yeah.

696
00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:27,400
Speaker 2: We definitely were like why, dude, have you seen it?

697
00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:28,280
Speaker 2: He's like no.

698
00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:32,920
Speaker 7: Weirdly, when he showed up on set, we all just apologized,

699
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:35,760
Speaker 7: I'm sorry, sorry about this.

700
00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:42,360
Speaker 2: He was really awesome, though cool did not pull any

701
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:43,440
Speaker 2: punches in the wrestling.

702
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:46,760
Speaker 6: No, he was all about it, very physical and jacked,

703
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:48,560
Speaker 6: secretly jacked like Blake.

704
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:53,160
Speaker 7: Dude, Heavyweights, he's buffing Heavyweights. Has anybody seen the movie Heavyweights?

705
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:53,400
Speaker 10: Oh?

706
00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:56,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, Tropic Thunder.

707
00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:59,720
Speaker 8: He's buffing Tropic Thunder. The guy is buff, he's been.

708
00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:01,600
Speaker 8: I think he's buffing Walter Mit.

709
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:07,000
Speaker 2: Too, dude, he's so jack mixed up okay, because he's

710
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:10,360
Speaker 2: not buff. What do you mean he's todded.

711
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:15,760
Speaker 4: He's pretty gigant his jack buff.

712
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:18,320
Speaker 3: What is the difference buff is there's a layer of

713
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:21,320
Speaker 3: fat over your muscles, but they are large muscles.

714
00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:23,080
Speaker 2: Okay, that's a buff boy.

715
00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:26,400
Speaker 4: So boy, large muscles, thin layer of salt.

716
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:28,520
Speaker 6: I don't know if that is buff. Yeah, I think

717
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:30,600
Speaker 6: that's buff. I think that's swol.

718
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:33,440
Speaker 2: Okay, which is.

719
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:36,520
Speaker 6: Right under yoked, where like you're a little more formed

720
00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:37,400
Speaker 6: but still big.

721
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:38,440
Speaker 2: Okay, I could see.

722
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:46,120
Speaker 8: But yoked is like all muscles, yes, muss.

723
00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:44,840
Speaker 4: Not what I am?

724
00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:45,800
Speaker 2: No, that's jacked.

725
00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:46,640
Speaker 4: I think that's jack.

726
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:51,000
Speaker 6: No, jacked is like definition and a little bit of size,

727
00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:52,680
Speaker 6: Like gymnasts are jacked.

728
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:56,440
Speaker 8: Okay, but their biceps are swoole, so jacked must be

729
00:33:56,480 --> 00:34:00,120
Speaker 8: smaller than yoked. Yoked is so far is like and

730
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:03,800
Speaker 8: then jacked Isaac could be if he ever worked out.

731
00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:06,720
Speaker 4: This is cool.

732
00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:12,879
Speaker 6: You guys get jacked swoll buff buff buff, shredded yo

733
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:13,760
Speaker 6: jack swollen.

734
00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:17,360
Speaker 4: I think like surfers.

735
00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:20,560
Speaker 6: Like surfers who have a healthy appetite, like to eat

736
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:22,319
Speaker 6: a lot and don't do drugs.

737
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:28,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, Taco surfer buff. I think surfers are shredded shredded.

738
00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:30,960
Speaker 4: I think they're cut. I also think they're lean. They are,

739
00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:33,040
Speaker 4: but shredded is lean. That's what.

740
00:34:33,719 --> 00:34:40,359
Speaker 6: Shredded is more defined than lean. Shredded is bigger than lean.

741
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:47,480
Speaker 4: But they're both the same definition. Shredded shredded literally like

742
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:49,239
Speaker 4: it's important, this is important.

743
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:57,360
Speaker 2: Shredded and diced. Hey, hold up, who's her diced?

744
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:01,960
Speaker 4: These guys all work at g n C.

745
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:05,960
Speaker 3: Literally, one guy raised his hand and then he shook

746
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:07,800
Speaker 3: his head. He's like, I know dice, and then I

747
00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:09,759
Speaker 3: looked at him and he goes, no, I don't know dice.

748
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:14,400
Speaker 6: No one knows dice. It's because it started as slice.

749
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:16,560
Speaker 6: But then the coolest dude in the friend group was like.

750
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:19,360
Speaker 4: You mean diced, and yeah we met.

751
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,640
Speaker 7: They said that anywhere it would be in New Jersey

752
00:35:22,719 --> 00:35:24,040
Speaker 7: and they said they don't say it.

753
00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:27,680
Speaker 2: They don't say it, like I feel like they'd be like, yeah,

754
00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:29,080
Speaker 2: I'm diced.

755
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:34,600
Speaker 4: Bro, bro, Yeah I'm dice. Who doesn't say bro? I

756
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:35,879
Speaker 4: think this is cool.

757
00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:37,600
Speaker 3: You guys get a sneak peek into what it was

758
00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:40,280
Speaker 3: like working in the workaholics Rider's room.

759
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:41,120
Speaker 4: Where it was.

760
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:44,600
Speaker 3: Eight hours of us trying to figure out the perfect

761
00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:50,240
Speaker 3: words for toned Men and then one hour of actually

762
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:53,160
Speaker 3: working on the stories that made the show. And our

763
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:56,839
Speaker 3: riders were like, yeah, I guess it goes shredded, then

764
00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:58,680
Speaker 3: buff then yoke tredded.

765
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:00,000
Speaker 4: Well we have that on the White Boy.

766
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:02,439
Speaker 2: And they're like, I get paid just to be here, right,

767
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:04,280
Speaker 2: I went to Harvard.

768
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:05,680
Speaker 4: What are you guys talk?

769
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:07,080
Speaker 2: I'm a smart person?

770
00:36:07,239 --> 00:36:10,640
Speaker 6: Actually, yeah, that was cool to just watch Harvard people

771
00:36:10,719 --> 00:36:12,279
Speaker 6: look at us like we're in a zoo.

772
00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:14,160
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah.

773
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:18,319
Speaker 3: So essentially when we sold the show, we we they

774
00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:21,240
Speaker 3: were like, we want to buy this idea from you guys.

775
00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:23,400
Speaker 3: You guys will executive produce it and star in it

776
00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:26,279
Speaker 3: and write it, but you need to hire a show

777
00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:28,080
Speaker 3: runner who's smarter than.

778
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:32,680
Speaker 2: You and writers who are smarter than you. And we

779
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:33,160
Speaker 2: did that.

780
00:36:33,239 --> 00:36:36,200
Speaker 3: We We got like all of our writers season one

781
00:36:36,239 --> 00:36:40,560
Speaker 3: were like Harvard Harvard guys and girls, and uh, they

782
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:44,400
Speaker 3: were way smarter than us and couldn't come up with

783
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:46,480
Speaker 3: the level of dumb that we were able to come

784
00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:48,680
Speaker 3: up with, which I think was the special sauce.

785
00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:49,000
Speaker 2: Right.

786
00:36:49,719 --> 00:36:52,600
Speaker 6: Yeah, we'd be like trying to pitch stories and they'd

787
00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:55,880
Speaker 6: be like, uh, you mean like Macbeth and I'd be like,

788
00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:57,040
Speaker 6: I don't know.

789
00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:59,839
Speaker 2: It was I don't know what is that a new cheeseburger?

790
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:01,640
Speaker 4: This is like McDonald's.

791
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:03,480
Speaker 2: Hey, that's points.

792
00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:06,759
Speaker 4: Bro, that's big, that's big. Make that.

793
00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:10,880
Speaker 6: You're like, nah, it's like that episode of Ghostbusters, the

794
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:14,120
Speaker 6: animated series, And he's like that was based on Macbeth

795
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:16,160
Speaker 6: and I'm like okay, yeah, so says you.

796
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:20,480
Speaker 7: Is is McDonald's making new items or are they only

797
00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:24,919
Speaker 7: letting like rappers have like meals now where it's not new?

798
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:26,160
Speaker 4: Dude, I would.

799
00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:28,279
Speaker 2: What is it?

800
00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:31,200
Speaker 4: I'm just saying collabs collapse, Like.

801
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:39,239
Speaker 3: Well, they're doing They're doing a new high end McDonald's cafe. Okay,

802
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:46,520
Speaker 3: it's it's gonna be like straight up Starbucks that sells

803
00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:49,520
Speaker 3: pastries and other types of things, but it's gonna be

804
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:51,600
Speaker 3: uh McDonald's coffee.

805
00:37:51,719 --> 00:37:57,200
Speaker 6: So dude, let's all go right now, what are they doing?

806
00:37:57,200 --> 00:38:00,640
Speaker 6: I think it's just take just take the money and

807
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:03,680
Speaker 6: make a whole new thing, which would be why even

808
00:38:03,719 --> 00:38:08,160
Speaker 6: spind it off from McDonald's are why not McDonald's trash?

809
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:12,919
Speaker 2: Okay, you don't like McDonald's. I don't think youngsters fuck

810
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:13,799
Speaker 2: with McDonald's.

811
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,800
Speaker 4: I'm not a fan either. I'm not I'm not a

812
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:16,440
Speaker 4: big McDonalds.

813
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:19,320
Speaker 6: Where are my nine year old's at you guys see McDonald's, dude?

814
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:20,960
Speaker 4: I was.

815
00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:23,840
Speaker 7: I was absolutely raised on McDonald's like it was.

816
00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:26,839
Speaker 4: But you're years old. Yeah, I mean.

817
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:31,280
Speaker 2: Take Shack and Chipotle, dude, they don't fun with the nymore.

818
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:37,040
Speaker 3: My child bride. Wait what my child? She's eight years

819
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:40,200
Speaker 3: younger than me. She loves McDonald's.

820
00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:40,640
Speaker 4: Dude.

821
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:42,759
Speaker 2: Oh, so there you go.

822
00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:47,000
Speaker 6: I just said nine year olds, not nine years younger

823
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:50,000
Speaker 6: than us. I don't think they fuck with it, okay,

824
00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:50,440
Speaker 6: says you.

825
00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:54,080
Speaker 7: I just remember that I would face like twenty nuggets

826
00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:57,320
Speaker 7: a night, like big time, the little cowboy boot shaped ones.

827
00:38:57,360 --> 00:39:00,359
Speaker 2: I yeah, face, What.

828
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:03,160
Speaker 4: Do you mean you would face him? What's your sauce?

829
00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:03,800
Speaker 4: What's your sauce?

830
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:06,600
Speaker 7: Face is like you know how like jack is ripped

831
00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:08,840
Speaker 7: like faces like eating very.

832
00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:11,960
Speaker 8: Fast like inhale inhaling food is like facing it.

833
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:13,200
Speaker 2: I faced the nuggets?

834
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:14,720
Speaker 4: Us? Cool?

835
00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:15,319
Speaker 2: Thanks?

836
00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:15,520
Speaker 3: Man?

837
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:18,640
Speaker 2: Is that like hover? Hey? All I know is you're

838
00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:22,000
Speaker 2: not getting that you're not getting diced up if you're

839
00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:23,240
Speaker 2: facing too many nugs.

840
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:27,200
Speaker 7: No, No, I was just still I wasn't. I wasn't putting.

841
00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:29,520
Speaker 7: I wouldn't put on any weight. When I was a kid,

842
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:30,319
Speaker 7: I remember like.

843
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:33,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's how childhood is. Eat whatever you want.

844
00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:35,239
Speaker 2: I don't know. That's kind of a fat little kid.

845
00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:40,160
Speaker 4: I started fat, but then then leaned out and then god, I.

846
00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:43,480
Speaker 2: Was a little chunkster little we got a little dirt devil.

847
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:45,160
Speaker 4: But baby, just get you in the pool at him.

848
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:45,600
Speaker 2: Huh.

849
00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:48,800
Speaker 6: We'll get you in the pool and straightened you out.

850
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:50,560
Speaker 2: Well, I'm an adult man now, so.

851
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:53,000
Speaker 4: We'll get you in that speedo some day somewhere.

852
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:55,839
Speaker 2: I want to see you in a speedo. That ship

853
00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:57,040
Speaker 2: would be fucking fire.

854
00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:59,600
Speaker 4: You want to see dude? Yes, yes, I want to

855
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:04,439
Speaker 4: see it. Yeah, I keep talking about it. It's right

856
00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:04,920
Speaker 4: down there.

857
00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:06,239
Speaker 2: You want to see it.

858
00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:13,719
Speaker 6: I'm due, Okay, the Center for Performing Arts.

859
00:40:16,239 --> 00:40:16,640
Speaker 4: Very nice to.

860
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:26,200
Speaker 2: Nope, not today, damn. Did you guys when you hey.

861
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:28,439
Speaker 4: Jay, you don't want to see it? Yeah?

862
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:32,759
Speaker 6: Did you guys realize that McDonald's McNuggets were like a

863
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:33,800
Speaker 6: tempora batter?

864
00:40:34,719 --> 00:40:34,919
Speaker 4: Oh?

865
00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:35,960
Speaker 2: Is that what they're claiming?

866
00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:37,719
Speaker 4: This is what it is.

867
00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:45,600
Speaker 2: It's tempora, Yeah, tempora, sure, whatever what is that you said? Tempora?

868
00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:48,680
Speaker 6: But like other ones, are like the little breaded like whatever,

869
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:51,520
Speaker 6: and I didn't realize that they were tempura.

870
00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:57,080
Speaker 8: Oh so that's why they're super fucking chrispy. That's I mean,

871
00:40:57,120 --> 00:40:59,640
Speaker 8: the Foster's farms all day. That's why they have sweet.

872
00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:03,840
Speaker 6: And sour sauce like nobody else offers sweet and sour sauce.

873
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:05,840
Speaker 4: Interesting, really important?

874
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:09,080
Speaker 2: McDonald around important.

875
00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:09,920
Speaker 4: That's good.

876
00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:14,240
Speaker 2: It's important that I'm like, I'm like a foodie.

877
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:15,719
Speaker 4: That's why I know these things.

878
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:25,879
Speaker 2: Jack Nicholson is from here?

879
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:29,760
Speaker 4: Cool segue?

880
00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:32,799
Speaker 3: I mean, is he claiming New Jersey? I feel like

881
00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:35,120
Speaker 3: the people have to claim the state. It can't be

882
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:38,280
Speaker 3: like he was born here and then moved away.

883
00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:38,760
Speaker 2: Idiot.

884
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:42,160
Speaker 7: Immediately it says he's from Neptune City. Where the fuck

885
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:42,600
Speaker 7: is that?

886
00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:46,239
Speaker 4: He's from Dune?

887
00:41:46,239 --> 00:41:49,200
Speaker 2: All right, that guy's a weird, strange bird.

888
00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:54,360
Speaker 7: What what's that?

889
00:41:54,360 --> 00:42:00,200
Speaker 2: That's their high school he went to high school? Cool? Yeah, Hey,

890
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:03,760
Speaker 2: did you guys have any Tom Hanks.

891
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:07,400
Speaker 8: Went to our high school one of the schools around us,

892
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:10,799
Speaker 8: to our high school. Tom, Hey, Tom Hanks grew up

893
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:12,880
Speaker 8: in a in a town like right next to ours.

894
00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:17,920
Speaker 2: That's actually really tytoop people.

895
00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:21,000
Speaker 6: Michael Jordan went to high school Michael Jordan went to

896
00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:21,600
Speaker 6: high school.

897
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:23,200
Speaker 4: Yeah. Do you have any.

898
00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:24,560
Speaker 2: People that went to your high school?

899
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:26,080
Speaker 4: I have a lot.

900
00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:31,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, yeah, don't name any of them. Never tell.

901
00:42:32,239 --> 00:42:32,680
Speaker 2: I don't know.

902
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:35,120
Speaker 4: Like, have you heard of Jeremy Piffen.

903
00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:40,120
Speaker 6: Uh yeah, I mean Ari from Enthroge, Jeremy pitt in

904
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:46,080
Speaker 6: all the Q Sacks, Michael Shannon, Lauren Lapkis Okay, Rope

905
00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:46,880
Speaker 6: down the street from me.

906
00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:50,920
Speaker 2: Eddie Vedder went to my high school for a minute, Okay,

907
00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:52,480
Speaker 2: dang it.

908
00:42:52,719 --> 00:42:54,680
Speaker 4: Cool. Uh, I don't know.

909
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:58,759
Speaker 2: I don't know. Like, oh, Michael Madson and Virginia Madson Ship.

910
00:42:58,880 --> 00:42:59,960
Speaker 2: He was in Free Willie.

911
00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:04,719
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, apparently ourcats lived in my town. I don't

912
00:43:04,719 --> 00:43:06,560
Speaker 6: know if they went to my high school though, I.

913
00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:07,759
Speaker 2: Think, man, I had no one.

914
00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:14,160
Speaker 3: It was like, uh, the Chris Kleine from Yeah, I

915
00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:16,439
Speaker 3: thought you're about to say criss Cross and I'm like fuck,

916
00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:17,400
Speaker 3: yeah dude.

917
00:43:17,239 --> 00:43:17,879
Speaker 4: Both of them.

918
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:22,200
Speaker 3: Yeah that that got the Like Jock from American Pie, Yeah,

919
00:43:22,239 --> 00:43:23,760
Speaker 3: the only one that went to my high school.

920
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:27,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, Box, And I was like it can be done,

921
00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:29,680
Speaker 2: Box man, he's your north star.

922
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:30,120
Speaker 4: Yeah.

923
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:33,400
Speaker 2: I was like all right, yeah, I'm gonna get that.

924
00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:33,600
Speaker 6: Well.

925
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:35,560
Speaker 7: Tom Hanks went to a school by us.

926
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:38,319
Speaker 4: But yeah, Tom Hanks went to Piedmont. That's right. I

927
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:41,640
Speaker 4: was born in the same hospital as Kyle Gas from

928
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:46,040
Speaker 4: How did you figure that out? I think it was

929
00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:50,040
Speaker 4: an internet search, but.

930
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:55,480
Speaker 6: I'm sorry, hang on, Like okay, but like, did you

931
00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:56,880
Speaker 6: search the hospital?

932
00:43:56,920 --> 00:43:58,320
Speaker 4: Who was born to that hospital?

933
00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:00,960
Speaker 2: Or like, no, we look like Kass And it said

934
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:01,799
Speaker 2: Kyle Gass.

935
00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:03,399
Speaker 8: Was born here, and I think I heard the Kyle

936
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:05,640
Speaker 8: Gass was from Walnut Creek, and so then I looked

937
00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:07,440
Speaker 8: it up and then I saw he was at John

938
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:10,399
Speaker 8: Mirror and that's the same hospital that I was born at.

939
00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:17,439
Speaker 4: So that's tight. Who cares you, guys or something? Same room?

940
00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:19,360
Speaker 4: What's up? Same room, guys.

941
00:44:20,280 --> 00:44:23,759
Speaker 7: Buzz buzz Aldrin is from New Jersey, so that's right.

942
00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:27,279
Speaker 6: Shit is buzz Aldrin the one who punched somebody who

943
00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:28,640
Speaker 6: was like, you never went to the moon?

944
00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:29,240
Speaker 4: Yeah?

945
00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:30,640
Speaker 2: That shit was fucking And you.

946
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:33,840
Speaker 4: Know what that tells me? He never went to the No.

947
00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:35,640
Speaker 2: I bet he gets it all the time, I know.

948
00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:38,239
Speaker 6: But just have that big dick energy and be like okay,

949
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:41,200
Speaker 6: Like if you've been to the moon and someone's going

950
00:44:41,239 --> 00:44:44,520
Speaker 6: you never went to the moon, You're like, okay, man,

951
00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:47,200
Speaker 6: But if you tell everyone you lent you went to

952
00:44:47,239 --> 00:44:47,600
Speaker 6: the moon.

953
00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:50,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, and they go, you did it. You're pissed.

954
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:53,280
Speaker 3: No, They're like, that's not true because if that happened

955
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:56,480
Speaker 3: to you for sixty years, you would punch a man.

956
00:44:56,760 --> 00:44:59,480
Speaker 4: But it didn't happen like the last fifty years.

957
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:01,640
Speaker 7: I like, I like to think that he harnessed it

958
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:08,440
Speaker 7: that long and it was just finally he was just like, mother, dude,

959
00:45:07,239 --> 00:45:09,680
Speaker 7: I'm gonna sock.

960
00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:13,160
Speaker 2: This fucking bitch. This guy he was Jack's.

961
00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:15,720
Speaker 3: I met him one time and he like basically broke

962
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:17,240
Speaker 3: my hand when he shook my hand.

963
00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:20,080
Speaker 2: He was like vicious dude. He's like, say it, see

964
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:23,520
Speaker 2: I didn't go to the moon. Mother, I believe I

965
00:45:23,719 --> 00:45:26,680
Speaker 2: know you want to say it, you fucking pussy.

966
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:28,879
Speaker 4: I believe I've been to the moon.

967
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:32,200
Speaker 6: He was like the O g lance Armstrong. He was like,

968
00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:35,040
Speaker 6: it's for the cause. I gotta just live this charade.

969
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:38,200
Speaker 2: Why why was he like Lance Armstrong? Because Lance Armstrong

970
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:39,360
Speaker 2: lied to everybody forever.

971
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:44,359
Speaker 9: Yeah all right, but like all the cancer research, So

972
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:45,320
Speaker 9: who fucking cares.

973
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:48,399
Speaker 4: I thought Buzz said he didn't go to the moon.

974
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:50,680
Speaker 4: I thought he said it. What I thought he said

975
00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:51,759
Speaker 4: it did he not say it was.

976
00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:53,759
Speaker 2: He didn't say it. He did.

977
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:57,640
Speaker 4: He said they tried. He's like, we couldn't find it. Yeah,

978
00:45:57,800 --> 00:46:00,160
Speaker 4: we got up there. I got scared, trust me.

979
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:02,800
Speaker 2: We fucking looked for hours.

980
00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:07,799
Speaker 4: I was like Neil. Other guys like, man, I.

981
00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:09,200
Speaker 2: Don't see the moon anywhere.

982
00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:12,120
Speaker 7: Let's just flip a bit, you know, makes sense, man,

983
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:13,919
Speaker 7: they could see gi this ship later.

984
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:19,320
Speaker 3: Should we do some hot topic.

985
00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:25,440
Speaker 2: Let's do it Newark hot topics.

986
00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:29,359
Speaker 3: It dude, there's a lawsuit speaking of McDonald's Newark woman

987
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:35,160
Speaker 3: burned by hot tea. Sue's McDonald's dude. Yeah, Sue and

988
00:46:35,239 --> 00:46:38,640
Speaker 3: McDonald's after suffering burns from hot tea.

989
00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:40,840
Speaker 6: Just happened to them when we were kids. There was

990
00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:44,719
Speaker 6: a coffee coffee. This is different, totally different. How would

991
00:46:44,719 --> 00:46:45,359
Speaker 6: you bring that up?

992
00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:47,799
Speaker 4: But why didn't they fucking get their temperature right? What's

993
00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:48,400
Speaker 4: going down?

994
00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:52,480
Speaker 3: I'm just saying, assume that it's hot and don't spill.

995
00:46:52,239 --> 00:46:52,960
Speaker 2: It on yourself.

996
00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:56,000
Speaker 4: Didn't the guy who did the coffee thing, he won

997
00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:59,160
Speaker 4: the lawsuit. There was a woman and like the burn

998
00:46:59,320 --> 00:46:59,920
Speaker 4: was gnarly.

999
00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:02,840
Speaker 6: They did a whole documentary on it, and her inside

1000
00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:06,480
Speaker 6: of her thigh was like fucking sweet and sour sauce.

1001
00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:11,520
Speaker 7: Yo, But who's who goes to McDonald's and orders a

1002
00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:15,480
Speaker 7: hot tea. That's weird to me. That suspect behavior to me.

1003
00:47:15,760 --> 00:47:18,560
Speaker 8: Well, now they're McCafe, so I think everybody's gonna be

1004
00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:21,040
Speaker 8: doing that if they're following Starbucks tea.

1005
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:23,600
Speaker 7: So you're gonna get in the weedy meal with a

1006
00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:25,080
Speaker 7: sight of hot tea.

1007
00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:27,319
Speaker 2: No, she says.

1008
00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:30,080
Speaker 3: In the lawsuit, it says the workers failed to warn

1009
00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:33,720
Speaker 3: her the tea was unsafe and dangerous. Well, they failed

1010
00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:36,080
Speaker 3: to like give you the right order half the time.

1011
00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:38,480
Speaker 3: They're not going to tell you that your tea is unsafe.

1012
00:47:38,880 --> 00:47:40,319
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah.

1013
00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:42,239
Speaker 6: By the way, you know what's real good is when

1014
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:44,279
Speaker 6: like you order a tea but you get like one

1015
00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:47,440
Speaker 6: onion ring in there by accident, Yeah, and you're like fuck.

1016
00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:54,560
Speaker 7: Yeah, they throw a little onion ring into everything. Like

1017
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:56,600
Speaker 7: you're gonna like that, trust me, you're gonna like our

1018
00:47:56,600 --> 00:47:57,280
Speaker 7: onion rings.

1019
00:47:57,480 --> 00:47:59,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like you don't even have onion rings on the

1020
00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:03,760
Speaker 2: menu anymore. I know, I know, I just found it. Also,

1021
00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:07,919
Speaker 2: you can if you pull your dick out he drove off.

1022
00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:11,759
Speaker 4: It's kind of a unit of measurement too. Yeah.

1023
00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:13,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, if it's really cool.

1024
00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:16,080
Speaker 3: They just put in another cheeseburger into the bag.

1025
00:48:16,239 --> 00:48:17,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, not from McDonald's.

1026
00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:19,360
Speaker 4: They put it.

1027
00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:22,360
Speaker 2: They slip in an in and out burger. Yeah, and

1028
00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:24,239
Speaker 2: here's an actual cheeseburger.

1029
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:24,560
Speaker 4: Yah.

1030
00:48:25,239 --> 00:48:27,120
Speaker 2: Uh yeah. So I guess she's really hurt and I

1031
00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:30,080
Speaker 2: hope she wins this lawsuit. Fuck him, McDonald's hot hot,

1032
00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:30,560
Speaker 2: hot hot.

1033
00:48:30,719 --> 00:48:30,919
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1034
00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:35,520
Speaker 6: Also, I will say to that person, heads up, tea super.

1035
00:48:35,239 --> 00:48:38,080
Speaker 2: Hot, usually hot, yeah, usually pretty.

1036
00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:39,160
Speaker 4: Hot, piping hot.

1037
00:48:39,239 --> 00:48:39,719
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1038
00:48:39,719 --> 00:48:41,440
Speaker 4: It has to be so it can steep.

1039
00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:42,040
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1040
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:45,680
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's a huge part of It's a big heads up.

1041
00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:48,160
Speaker 4: It's usually hot. Hit me. Wait a blake.

1042
00:48:50,440 --> 00:48:55,399
Speaker 3: Dude, Norman Lear TV legend dies at one hundred and

1043
00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:57,000
Speaker 3: one to damn.

1044
00:48:57,120 --> 00:48:59,080
Speaker 4: Do you guys know who that is? He did?

1045
00:49:00,239 --> 00:49:00,520
Speaker 2: Dude?

1046
00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:06,520
Speaker 3: He revolutionized American comedy with such daring, immensely popular hits

1047
00:49:06,560 --> 00:49:11,400
Speaker 3: such as All the Family, Sandford and Sons, amongst others.

1048
00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:13,200
Speaker 2: He was a fucking legend.

1049
00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:16,520
Speaker 4: This guy, dude, Sanford and Son still plays. It's so

1050
00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:18,720
Speaker 4: fucking funny.

1051
00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:22,960
Speaker 6: Red Fox Like, he's so funny. He what did he

1052
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:25,239
Speaker 6: say the other day the other day?

1053
00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:26,680
Speaker 4: I just was watching it the other day.

1054
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:30,600
Speaker 6: Okay, So the neighbor lady comes over that the neighbor

1055
00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:33,080
Speaker 6: lady comes over and she's like super salty about him

1056
00:49:33,080 --> 00:49:36,880
Speaker 6: building this like this like junk yard sculpture, and he's like,

1057
00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:38,720
Speaker 6: this is al I'm gonna sell this. And she starts

1058
00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:41,520
Speaker 6: hating on him and she's like getting mad about it

1059
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:43,960
Speaker 6: because it's like ugly and she's got her like bottom

1060
00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:45,520
Speaker 6: lip out and he's like, when you stick your lip

1061
00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:46,840
Speaker 6: out like that, it looks like you got on a

1062
00:49:46,840 --> 00:49:52,440
Speaker 6: black turtleneck. And I just laughed until just backstage ten

1063
00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:57,600
Speaker 6: minutes ago because it was just lighting each other up.

1064
00:49:57,600 --> 00:50:00,239
Speaker 4: But then she came back with something equally and I'm like,

1065
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:02,760
Speaker 4: this is so fucking funny.

1066
00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:06,560
Speaker 2: Funny, dude. The guy's a legend. How old was he?

1067
00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:07,640
Speaker 2: One one?

1068
00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:09,600
Speaker 4: That's awesome.

1069
00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:11,480
Speaker 2: I do him give a speech.

1070
00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:13,600
Speaker 3: At some award show just a few years ago, and

1071
00:50:13,640 --> 00:50:16,960
Speaker 3: I was in the audience and he was so quick

1072
00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:20,040
Speaker 3: and funny, and he was like ninety nine years old, dude.

1073
00:50:20,239 --> 00:50:21,040
Speaker 2: It was unreal.

1074
00:50:21,080 --> 00:50:23,520
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm going to be such a bag of

1075
00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:24,960
Speaker 3: laundry in ninety nine.

1076
00:50:25,239 --> 00:50:26,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, So it's like.

1077
00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:28,000
Speaker 2: A fucking lump.

1078
00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:31,360
Speaker 7: So his tongue wasn't just like flopping out everywhere.

1079
00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:33,520
Speaker 2: I don't know how he did it because I'm want

1080
00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:34,480
Speaker 2: to be slobbery.

1081
00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:36,560
Speaker 4: It's extremely wealthy.

1082
00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:39,799
Speaker 2: That's a long time to be on this earth.

1083
00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:42,280
Speaker 4: Dude, I would love to get past one hundred.

1084
00:50:42,239 --> 00:50:46,360
Speaker 11: Would I would rather live for two hundred and fifty

1085
00:50:46,440 --> 00:50:52,560
Speaker 11: years or live for fifty and then for one thousand years,

1086
00:50:52,719 --> 00:50:55,480
Speaker 11: lived for one year every ten years.

1087
00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:57,279
Speaker 2: Whoa, whoa?

1088
00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:00,960
Speaker 4: I would do the second one. I would do whatever

1089
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:03,879
Speaker 4: that second one that you're working on in. I'm the prototype.

1090
00:51:03,920 --> 00:51:04,120
Speaker 6: Bro.

1091
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:09,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, wait, okay, hang on, the world will be toast.

1092
00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:10,359
Speaker 4: You're gonna come back.

1093
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:12,600
Speaker 2: You're living on this dystopian planet.

1094
00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:15,920
Speaker 6: So you're well taken care of because like everyone on

1095
00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:18,239
Speaker 6: the planet's like, oh it's Adam, he's the guy. So

1096
00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:21,080
Speaker 6: like you're insulated. People are rooting for you. No one's

1097
00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:23,440
Speaker 6: trying to murder you. No, it's probably not true, dude.

1098
00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:26,000
Speaker 2: I'm saying that the world won't even be here.

1099
00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:28,600
Speaker 3: You'll come back alive, and it's just gonna be like

1100
00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:31,320
Speaker 3: a fucking dust bowl with like fire wolves.

1101
00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:34,880
Speaker 2: But then you go back to sleep for ten years, right.

1102
00:51:35,120 --> 00:51:37,080
Speaker 7: And then you come back and now a little time

1103
00:51:37,120 --> 00:51:41,200
Speaker 7: almost ten years later, it just fucking got better. Yeah,

1104
00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:43,120
Speaker 7: Like the climate just figured itself out.

1105
00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:46,800
Speaker 6: Well yeah, hopefully, well that'd be tight. Yeah, in ten years,

1106
00:51:47,239 --> 00:51:48,040
Speaker 6: it's gonna be better.

1107
00:51:48,239 --> 00:51:53,920
Speaker 2: Ten years, it's gonna be fine years. Hat me waiting Blake. Okay, dude,

1108
00:51:53,960 --> 00:51:57,560
Speaker 2: And this is something that I've never been more sad about.

1109
00:51:58,120 --> 00:52:02,440
Speaker 2: Daddy Yankee. Daddy you say, Daddy Yankee.

1110
00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:04,680
Speaker 3: I did, And that's why I want to start off

1111
00:52:04,840 --> 00:52:11,799
Speaker 3: most sentences. Daddy Yankee says he's retiring for music to

1112
00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:13,720
Speaker 3: focus on his Christian faith.

1113
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:17,240
Speaker 4: Now, okay, okay, hey.

1114
00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:20,000
Speaker 3: And I get it, dude, you can be Christian and

1115
00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:23,400
Speaker 3: also make reggaetone hits?

1116
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:26,239
Speaker 4: Right? What is what was his?

1117
00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:30,960
Speaker 2: Can we play a Daddy Yankee number one? Because like,

1118
00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:32,520
Speaker 2: is he not mister Worldwide?

1119
00:52:32,680 --> 00:52:33,040
Speaker 4: Is he not?

1120
00:52:33,920 --> 00:52:36,839
Speaker 2: You know exactly what he guess?

1121
00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:50,600
Speaker 10: Okay, we're all still sitting down for me, Yeah.

1122
00:52:50,440 --> 00:52:53,480
Speaker 6: That's that song works for about thirty seconds and then

1123
00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:56,839
Speaker 6: it's kind of the one where you're like, it doesn't change.

1124
00:52:57,480 --> 00:53:01,040
Speaker 3: No, that's what Makestone hits, dude.

1125
00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:04,120
Speaker 6: And I don't mind like house, I don't mind full

1126
00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:06,000
Speaker 6: on the floor, but that one just seems to kind

1127
00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:09,279
Speaker 6: of not really travel and and for me.

1128
00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:13,319
Speaker 3: Do you you weren't in comedy clubs in the year

1129
00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:15,920
Speaker 3: two thousand and four when that song or five or

1130
00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:18,440
Speaker 3: six or whatever it was, because I was performing in

1131
00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:22,440
Speaker 3: predominantly Latino clubs and I would be like one of

1132
00:53:22,480 --> 00:53:24,760
Speaker 3: the only white guys there, and then they would play

1133
00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:28,439
Speaker 3: that song to bring me next Adam Dubond they would,

1134
00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:32,200
Speaker 3: and then they play that song and not turn it off,

1135
00:53:32,280 --> 00:53:34,760
Speaker 3: and I'd have to stand on stage at the Haha

1136
00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:42,040
Speaker 3: Cafe in North Hollywood while the whole crowd yeah okay,

1137
00:53:42,120 --> 00:53:44,319
Speaker 3: and it's just me being like, all right, yeah, we're

1138
00:53:44,320 --> 00:53:45,120
Speaker 3: all having fun.

1139
00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:50,880
Speaker 2: Okay, everyone just chill out like uh so la traffic.

1140
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:53,080
Speaker 4: That's weird, right right?

1141
00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:58,080
Speaker 2: It never rains, right, all right, that's that's my time,

1142
00:53:58,200 --> 00:53:58,680
Speaker 2: right time.

1143
00:53:58,840 --> 00:54:01,719
Speaker 4: Thank you got the prices?

1144
00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:07,000
Speaker 7: Okay, you got points for that late point.

1145
00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:10,719
Speaker 3: So, by the way, Daddy Yankee has sold more than

1146
00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:12,280
Speaker 3: thirty million.

1147
00:54:11,960 --> 00:54:13,960
Speaker 2: Records after that song.

1148
00:54:14,160 --> 00:54:15,640
Speaker 4: Is like, can't change her?

1149
00:54:15,680 --> 00:54:19,720
Speaker 6: But can he not just keep doing music that's Christian

1150
00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:21,320
Speaker 6: and make maybe for money.

1151
00:54:21,560 --> 00:54:23,400
Speaker 2: No, all I'm saying is.

1152
00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:27,960
Speaker 7: Your buddy got in Jesus yell.

1153
00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:32,919
Speaker 2: That was perfect, yo, buddy God in Jesus, give yourself point.

1154
00:54:32,920 --> 00:54:34,960
Speaker 4: Wait, will you assume him the.

1155
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:41,280
Speaker 2: God and Jesus God and Jesus Holy Spirit God and Geeesus.

1156
00:54:41,640 --> 00:54:44,720
Speaker 4: I feel like God in Jesus, can.

1157
00:54:44,600 --> 00:54:46,640
Speaker 2: We get points like from him?

1158
00:54:46,760 --> 00:54:48,920
Speaker 7: Like on the back end, Yeah, I'm gonna call Daddy

1159
00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:51,920
Speaker 7: Yankee after this, Daddy.

1160
00:54:53,120 --> 00:54:53,879
Speaker 2: Wouldn't that be cool?

1161
00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:54,080
Speaker 4: You know?

1162
00:54:54,200 --> 00:54:55,919
Speaker 7: Sometimes we get that coach and like, who's the most

1163
00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:57,160
Speaker 7: famous person in your phone?

1164
00:54:57,160 --> 00:55:00,680
Speaker 2: And I'm just like, Daddy Yankee. Yeah, that's a great one.

1165
00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:03,480
Speaker 2: I wish we had Daddy Yankee's number. We're just bros.

1166
00:55:03,960 --> 00:55:07,920
Speaker 2: Me and Daddy go way back. I mean nothing.

1167
00:55:08,200 --> 00:55:11,239
Speaker 3: It wouldn't surprise me if somehow Blake was friends with

1168
00:55:11,320 --> 00:55:14,560
Speaker 3: Daddy Yankee because we did a podcast. This is like

1169
00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:16,880
Speaker 3: a couple of years ago. Now, we did a podcast

1170
00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:19,120
Speaker 3: and at the very end of the podcast, this is

1171
00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:21,600
Speaker 3: when we were doing it, not live, and we're just

1172
00:55:21,719 --> 00:55:25,480
Speaker 3: in our houses via zoom, And at the very end

1173
00:55:25,480 --> 00:55:27,200
Speaker 3: of the podcast, he goes, oh, dude, I had a

1174
00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:28,200
Speaker 3: crazy night last night.

1175
00:55:28,239 --> 00:55:30,080
Speaker 2: And we're like, oh, what all right, we gotta go,

1176
00:55:30,120 --> 00:55:30,640
Speaker 2: but go ahead.

1177
00:55:30,719 --> 00:55:32,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like we're wrapping it up, and he goes, oh,

1178
00:55:33,040 --> 00:55:36,560
Speaker 3: I ate lasagna in a backyard with sting from YouTube.

1179
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:40,120
Speaker 2: The Edge.

1180
00:55:41,360 --> 00:55:43,000
Speaker 3: All those old guys are the same to me, but

1181
00:55:43,320 --> 00:55:45,000
Speaker 3: something sharp Jesus.

1182
00:55:45,840 --> 00:55:46,719
Speaker 2: The Edge yeah.

1183
00:55:46,960 --> 00:55:47,160
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1184
00:55:47,640 --> 00:55:49,319
Speaker 2: Does he have a real name or did he change

1185
00:55:49,360 --> 00:55:54,680
Speaker 2: his real name to the edge. It's Edgeward, Team Edward. Yeah,

1186
00:55:54,840 --> 00:56:04,040
Speaker 2: I'm team Eduardo. It's Edgeward. It's Edgeward Norton. Weirdly, you

1187
00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:06,560
Speaker 2: were so dumb. Sorry hit me with him?

1188
00:56:06,600 --> 00:56:07,560
Speaker 4: Blake got it?

1189
00:56:09,680 --> 00:56:12,640
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it finally happened.

1190
00:56:12,920 --> 00:56:16,520
Speaker 3: Angelina Joe Lee may quit acting and live in Asia.

1191
00:56:17,640 --> 00:56:21,920
Speaker 3: I know, God, I know, freak and we're not gonna

1192
00:56:21,960 --> 00:56:25,680
Speaker 3: get tomb Raider four or whatever the fuck she acted in.

1193
00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:28,360
Speaker 4: What's up with everybody quitting the arts? Man? What's going on?

1194
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:33,480
Speaker 4: And Sea? She's got a podcast? Oh god? Okay, huge,

1195
00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:34,520
Speaker 4: huge in Asia.

1196
00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:37,279
Speaker 3: She says she might do it after her divorce is

1197
00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:38,319
Speaker 3: finalized with Brad Pitt.

1198
00:56:38,360 --> 00:56:40,520
Speaker 2: By the way, I thought they're not finalized yet. I

1199
00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:42,960
Speaker 2: thought they been divorced for a fucking century.

1200
00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:46,920
Speaker 6: Yeah, they can't do you know why why I'm not

1201
00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:47,480
Speaker 6: gonna do it?

1202
00:56:48,680 --> 00:56:49,560
Speaker 4: Who cares? Is right?

1203
00:56:51,800 --> 00:56:56,480
Speaker 2: I mean they got like Hella kids that are like

1204
00:56:56,920 --> 00:56:57,239
Speaker 2: he like?

1205
00:56:57,640 --> 00:56:59,520
Speaker 4: I don't know, man, what's up?

1206
00:57:00,239 --> 00:57:00,520
Speaker 2: Wait?

1207
00:57:00,600 --> 00:57:02,800
Speaker 4: What the gossip.

1208
00:57:02,560 --> 00:57:06,160
Speaker 6: Rags are not taking it easy on those those kids?

1209
00:57:06,800 --> 00:57:10,520
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, I feel like the lawyers need to step

1210
00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:12,560
Speaker 3: in and fucking chop this up.

1211
00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:16,560
Speaker 2: The lawyers want to make money.

1212
00:57:15,480 --> 00:57:18,600
Speaker 7: They just need to get in a room and play

1213
00:57:18,640 --> 00:57:19,840
Speaker 7: that Daddy Yankee.

1214
00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:24,160
Speaker 2: Song and figure it out. Someone needs the poison out

1215
00:57:24,160 --> 00:57:26,920
Speaker 2: of something that I'm saying. Yeah, yes, I think she

1216
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:28,320
Speaker 2: did that with Billy Bob Thornton.

1217
00:57:28,320 --> 00:57:29,760
Speaker 4: Remember that she used to wear.

1218
00:57:29,640 --> 00:57:35,280
Speaker 2: A vial of his come on her neck. Was Kyle,

1219
00:57:37,400 --> 00:57:37,760
Speaker 2: Hang on.

1220
00:57:37,720 --> 00:57:40,320
Speaker 6: A second, everybody, Uh, just like one second.

1221
00:57:41,080 --> 00:57:45,960
Speaker 2: Hey, so they're totally different blood. Bud's blood comes is

1222
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:47,600
Speaker 2: not blood? Wait what Yeah?

1223
00:57:47,960 --> 00:57:50,360
Speaker 7: But then why did my doctor say my blood type

1224
00:57:50,480 --> 00:57:51,680
Speaker 7: was jizz.

1225
00:57:53,480 --> 00:57:54,040
Speaker 2: To dot.

1226
00:57:55,880 --> 00:57:59,520
Speaker 4: Blake? Hey, where's that guy I told you? Yeah?

1227
00:57:59,600 --> 00:58:03,760
Speaker 2: Sorry, so she said. I mean, I admittedly Angela and

1228
00:58:03,840 --> 00:58:05,120
Speaker 2: Joelie very beautiful woman.

1229
00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:10,080
Speaker 3: She's a fucking kook, dude, She goes.

1230
00:58:09,960 --> 00:58:12,400
Speaker 2: I grew up in quite a shallow place.

1231
00:58:12,920 --> 00:58:15,600
Speaker 3: Of all the places in the world, Hollywood is a

1232
00:58:15,640 --> 00:58:18,120
Speaker 3: healthy place you seek authenticity.

1233
00:58:18,280 --> 00:58:20,400
Speaker 2: Okay, sure she is.

1234
00:58:20,680 --> 00:58:23,160
Speaker 4: She's a dark soul. I believe she's a dark soul.

1235
00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:28,240
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, I guess I'll say, like, I know

1236
00:58:28,280 --> 00:58:31,840
Speaker 6: where she's coming from. But so then don't do an interview.

1237
00:58:33,840 --> 00:58:37,480
Speaker 4: Just go just go to Asia. No one needs to

1238
00:58:37,520 --> 00:58:40,440
Speaker 4: know you went. Just go that's very poignant.

1239
00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:42,920
Speaker 2: That's very good and agree more Jersey.

1240
00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:47,680
Speaker 4: You know. Also, but like where where in Asia? Where?

1241
00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:50,920
Speaker 2: So hit me with it? Okay, you got it?

1242
00:58:51,880 --> 00:58:59,760
Speaker 3: So Yellowstone creator Taylor Sheridan Sue's Star Coolhauser's coffee company.

1243
00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:03,520
Speaker 7: Okay for burning the coffee burn too hot?

1244
00:59:04,520 --> 00:59:05,640
Speaker 2: His coffee was too hot?

1245
00:59:05,800 --> 00:59:09,160
Speaker 4: Yeah? Wait is the coffee place called like?

1246
00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:14,160
Speaker 3: Well, there's a huge article here and I didn't see

1247
00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:16,480
Speaker 3: this before, so I don't really know why he sued.

1248
00:59:16,680 --> 00:59:19,960
Speaker 8: So the creators sued the Stars coffee company.

1249
00:59:20,120 --> 00:59:21,680
Speaker 4: Is that where we're at so far?

1250
00:59:21,840 --> 00:59:23,720
Speaker 2: Imagine ensuing a coffee.

1251
00:59:23,520 --> 00:59:25,360
Speaker 6: I'm gonna circle back real hard just to get this

1252
00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:29,280
Speaker 6: joke out. It's because he named the coffee place yellow scones.

1253
00:59:30,120 --> 00:59:36,000
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and sometimes you gotta circle back.

1254
00:59:37,680 --> 00:59:43,000
Speaker 2: I didn't like it. Yeah, well that was pure pressure.

1255
00:59:43,040 --> 00:59:45,720
Speaker 4: I wish I could come on guys. Fine, what did

1256
00:59:45,760 --> 00:59:47,240
Speaker 4: he named the coffee place? Then?

1257
00:59:47,320 --> 00:59:50,680
Speaker 6: Guys, it's it has to be funny and creative. I

1258
00:59:50,720 --> 00:59:53,440
Speaker 6: didn't think so star fuck that's hot?

1259
00:59:53,680 --> 00:59:55,040
Speaker 7: No wait, that was like Starbucks.

1260
00:59:55,120 --> 00:59:56,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, I failed.

1261
00:59:56,080 --> 00:59:56,560
Speaker 4: I'm sorry.

1262
00:59:57,560 --> 00:59:59,920
Speaker 3: So essentially it looks like Cole House are like snut

1263
01:00:00,320 --> 01:00:05,080
Speaker 3: a a free reiin sticker or something on in an

1264
01:00:05,120 --> 01:00:08,280
Speaker 3: episode of Yellows.

1265
01:00:08,200 --> 01:00:10,320
Speaker 7: That was like when it was like Game of Thrones

1266
01:00:10,360 --> 01:00:12,200
Speaker 7: and they were just hell of Starbucks in the shot

1267
01:00:12,240 --> 01:00:12,720
Speaker 7: and they're like.

1268
01:00:12,920 --> 01:00:16,440
Speaker 2: There's Starbucks and where were they Narnia?

1269
01:00:16,520 --> 01:00:16,920
Speaker 4: What was.

1270
01:00:20,560 --> 01:00:23,880
Speaker 2: Who gives a westbro? Something like that?

1271
01:00:31,720 --> 01:00:32,360
Speaker 4: Oh my god?

1272
01:00:32,440 --> 01:00:45,640
Speaker 12: All right, blow the roof off and you.

1273
01:00:41,720 --> 01:00:44,600
Speaker 3: I like how people they turned the lights up for you, dude,

1274
01:00:44,680 --> 01:00:46,720
Speaker 3: this is kind of your big shot to show them.

1275
01:00:47,320 --> 01:00:48,640
Speaker 2: Get on, get on.

1276
01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:55,600
Speaker 8: It's not gonna have dump him out crossing his arms mount.

1277
01:00:56,400 --> 01:00:59,560
Speaker 2: So you guys had some sweet hot cues and we

1278
01:00:59,640 --> 01:01:09,439
Speaker 2: got some sweet hot iste. Toss it up. Man, he's

1279
01:01:09,480 --> 01:01:10,240
Speaker 2: telling me something.

1280
01:01:10,360 --> 01:01:14,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like, you guys didn't see you, but what

1281
01:01:14,600 --> 01:01:15,360
Speaker 3: are handing me the cards?

1282
01:01:15,360 --> 01:01:18,640
Speaker 4: He goes, you got poison? Hey, you got way too

1283
01:01:18,680 --> 01:01:19,440
Speaker 4: much poison in here.

1284
01:01:21,880 --> 01:01:24,720
Speaker 2: I've I've noticed that you've been carrying around too much

1285
01:01:24,720 --> 01:01:25,520
Speaker 2: poison lately.

1286
01:01:26,880 --> 01:01:27,680
Speaker 4: Here's a sandwich.

1287
01:01:31,560 --> 01:01:34,440
Speaker 2: Billy wants to know, Blake, do the carpet smatch the drapes?

1288
01:01:35,480 --> 01:01:36,320
Speaker 2: Oh ship?

1289
01:01:37,640 --> 01:01:38,840
Speaker 4: Which is uh?

1290
01:01:39,760 --> 01:01:42,840
Speaker 7: Are you saying like, are my pubes the same color

1291
01:01:42,880 --> 01:01:45,240
Speaker 7: as my hair? Or do I have a fuck ton

1292
01:01:45,320 --> 01:01:46,680
Speaker 7: of raggedy.

1293
01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:47,640
Speaker 2: Hair in my pants?

1294
01:01:47,720 --> 01:01:47,840
Speaker 4: Right?

1295
01:01:47,880 --> 01:01:50,760
Speaker 2: Now that's what I that's what I would believe.

1296
01:01:50,840 --> 01:01:53,680
Speaker 8: I thought it was color in uh like making model

1297
01:01:53,720 --> 01:01:56,080
Speaker 8: your color and then if it's curly normally it is.

1298
01:01:56,120 --> 01:01:59,040
Speaker 2: But in this case, now, this ship down here is

1299
01:01:59,040 --> 01:02:02,520
Speaker 2: a straight brush fire dude. It's bad, I believe.

1300
01:02:02,520 --> 01:02:04,640
Speaker 4: I think it's a little dark dude. And what does

1301
01:02:04,640 --> 01:02:05,360
Speaker 4: that even mean?

1302
01:02:05,640 --> 01:02:07,760
Speaker 7: It means if you drop a match down my pants,

1303
01:02:07,920 --> 01:02:12,680
Speaker 7: it will ignite. But that's mostly because I use really

1304
01:02:12,680 --> 01:02:13,720
Speaker 7: flammable styling.

1305
01:02:16,480 --> 01:02:18,760
Speaker 2: That's the only part of your body that you style.

1306
01:02:20,120 --> 01:02:22,400
Speaker 2: Take my hairspray and my dick down.

1307
01:02:23,680 --> 01:02:27,880
Speaker 6: That's just has two beads and his taint hair you

1308
01:02:28,120 --> 01:02:29,920
Speaker 6: know about it, but he knows about it.

1309
01:02:29,960 --> 01:02:33,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, my taint looks like I went to cancun.

1310
01:02:35,480 --> 01:02:35,520
Speaker 7: It.

1311
01:02:35,920 --> 01:02:37,240
Speaker 2: My taint has a wrapp.

1312
01:02:40,760 --> 01:02:41,040
Speaker 4: Like that.

1313
01:02:41,160 --> 01:02:45,120
Speaker 2: You were so dumb. Your taint wears wrap around sunglasses

1314
01:02:45,160 --> 01:02:45,640
Speaker 2: for sure.

1315
01:02:45,800 --> 01:02:48,360
Speaker 4: His taint knows the lyrics to every Rihanna song.

1316
01:02:51,520 --> 01:03:04,840
Speaker 5: Please don't stop the check me outina making my way.

1317
01:03:05,440 --> 01:03:08,640
Speaker 5: I got I get my mattress away.

1318
01:03:09,600 --> 01:03:13,120
Speaker 4: Hey, thanks, shrubbed me out there. I'm beating. That was hot?

1319
01:03:13,800 --> 01:03:18,080
Speaker 2: Can't you can't mention without me shaking it? Loosey? That

1320
01:03:18,160 --> 01:03:20,959
Speaker 2: was hot? Does some rud Boy give you guys a

1321
01:03:21,120 --> 01:03:25,320
Speaker 2: r horn. Yeah, oh yeah, Rudboy gets me. I get

1322
01:03:25,360 --> 01:03:30,400
Speaker 2: one and then I go couldn't handle it, dude, for life.

1323
01:03:30,400 --> 01:03:31,200
Speaker 2: I wish she would marry me.

1324
01:03:31,240 --> 01:03:32,520
Speaker 4: Suh.

1325
01:03:32,720 --> 01:03:35,440
Speaker 3: That's the one person that Chloe is like, if Rihanna

1326
01:03:35,480 --> 01:03:37,280
Speaker 3: ever wanted to have sex with you, you're allowed to.

1327
01:03:38,080 --> 01:03:42,320
Speaker 3: And I'm like, I think you're okay. Not in a

1328
01:03:42,400 --> 01:03:44,640
Speaker 3: million years ago. I think I would see Rihanna and

1329
01:03:44,680 --> 01:03:45,960
Speaker 3: she's like you.

1330
01:03:47,680 --> 01:03:47,919
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1331
01:03:48,120 --> 01:03:53,120
Speaker 2: I scurry up to her me, Yeah, well come.

1332
01:03:52,920 --> 01:03:56,000
Speaker 7: On, boy, I mean you're kind of the asap rocky

1333
01:03:56,040 --> 01:03:59,440
Speaker 7: of our crew, don't you Look at him and you're.

1334
01:03:59,200 --> 01:04:01,400
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, it makes a lot of sense.

1335
01:04:01,440 --> 01:04:04,040
Speaker 3: It does make a lot of sense to so Mason

1336
01:04:04,120 --> 01:04:06,480
Speaker 3: Thayer wants to know who I mean. Our fans are

1337
01:04:06,680 --> 01:04:08,400
Speaker 3: absolutely out of control.

1338
01:04:09,080 --> 01:04:12,800
Speaker 2: We built it, We see you, Mason. Mason. They are

1339
01:04:12,880 --> 01:04:15,040
Speaker 2: asked who has the biggest cum shot?

1340
01:04:15,360 --> 01:04:19,439
Speaker 8: What the fuck cum shot? This dude is like, who

1341
01:04:19,480 --> 01:04:20,960
Speaker 8: has the biggest shot?

1342
01:04:21,160 --> 01:04:25,480
Speaker 3: I will say it's it ain't me, okay. Mining is

1343
01:04:25,840 --> 01:04:29,560
Speaker 3: a slow erupting volcano. They're like, oh, that didn't really

1344
01:04:29,560 --> 01:04:30,160
Speaker 3: burst in it.

1345
01:04:30,560 --> 01:04:31,640
Speaker 4: This is sort of up.

1346
01:04:33,120 --> 01:04:35,600
Speaker 2: I just sort of bubbled up. I love that everybody's

1347
01:04:35,640 --> 01:04:36,600
Speaker 2: going ky.

1348
01:04:36,520 --> 01:04:38,440
Speaker 4: All yeah, I mean probably.

1349
01:04:38,640 --> 01:04:41,200
Speaker 7: You can just tell the way this guy carries himself.

1350
01:04:41,360 --> 01:04:43,560
Speaker 2: You can tell he blows a big loaf.

1351
01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:46,200
Speaker 8: Thanks man, Thank you guys. I appreciate that. Thank you

1352
01:04:46,240 --> 01:04:49,120
Speaker 8: so much, Thank you so much. Coum shot is huge.

1353
01:04:49,840 --> 01:04:50,520
Speaker 8: Appreciate it.

1354
01:04:50,600 --> 01:04:53,400
Speaker 2: He doesn't. He doesn't have big dig energy. He has

1355
01:04:53,760 --> 01:04:55,280
Speaker 2: huge sum shot energy.

1356
01:04:55,680 --> 01:04:58,480
Speaker 4: I got this. I got splat energy, big splat. I

1357
01:04:58,480 --> 01:05:00,000
Speaker 4: feel like your big splat.

1358
01:05:00,280 --> 01:05:02,920
Speaker 6: In your younger days, it was like too much in

1359
01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:06,640
Speaker 6: that you would get overwhelmed by dude, a fire hose

1360
01:05:06,680 --> 01:05:08,040
Speaker 6: that you just couldn't control.

1361
01:05:08,320 --> 01:05:10,439
Speaker 2: You like, have a beach towel next to your bed

1362
01:05:10,480 --> 01:05:14,080
Speaker 2: and set of some tissue paper. Yeah, come running out.

1363
01:05:14,120 --> 01:05:15,600
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

1364
01:05:21,920 --> 01:05:23,800
Speaker 2: He just runs out to the living room.

1365
01:05:23,920 --> 01:05:27,360
Speaker 7: Donny, what's Happenings covered?

1366
01:05:27,560 --> 01:05:31,280
Speaker 2: What happened? He's like, it's honey, I think it's time

1367
01:05:31,360 --> 01:05:32,280
Speaker 2: for the poison talk.

1368
01:05:33,400 --> 01:05:35,640
Speaker 4: Yeah. So I gotta come backwards.

1369
01:05:35,720 --> 01:05:38,720
Speaker 2: I gotta come comb backwards. Kyle, you ever give yourself

1370
01:05:38,720 --> 01:05:43,560
Speaker 2: a full beautiful all right?

1371
01:05:45,280 --> 01:05:49,040
Speaker 3: Oh sorry, So Alex Mendez wants me to give and

1372
01:05:49,120 --> 01:05:52,880
Speaker 3: her sister Hayley and Jaden Mendez a shoutout.

1373
01:05:53,360 --> 01:05:59,400
Speaker 2: Okay, Nah, fuck it. Nope, not today. That's not a question,

1374
01:05:59,480 --> 01:06:01,520
Speaker 2: that's not it not happening.

1375
01:06:02,800 --> 01:06:07,480
Speaker 3: Ashley goes goss goss once she's asking, it's my husband

1376
01:06:07,520 --> 01:06:08,280
Speaker 3: Aaron's birthday.

1377
01:06:08,320 --> 01:06:12,600
Speaker 2: Can you sing him Happy day?

1378
01:06:20,640 --> 01:06:21,320
Speaker 4: That's beautiful.

1379
01:06:21,360 --> 01:06:25,480
Speaker 2: Kyrie on Channel Gen would like to know what was it?

1380
01:06:26,960 --> 01:06:28,880
Speaker 4: Stop Channel two.

1381
01:06:29,800 --> 01:06:32,000
Speaker 2: He's all gassed up from the crowd, thinking it's got

1382
01:06:32,040 --> 01:06:36,000
Speaker 2: a huge hell this. He comes up fire all night.

1383
01:06:36,440 --> 01:06:38,200
Speaker 2: We're gonna get back to the hotel and he's like,

1384
01:06:38,280 --> 01:06:39,080
Speaker 2: I can't sleep.

1385
01:06:42,160 --> 01:06:43,880
Speaker 4: They think I have a giant load.

1386
01:06:44,800 --> 01:06:46,520
Speaker 2: I have the biggest load of the crew.

1387
01:06:46,920 --> 01:06:53,720
Speaker 4: My life is complete.

1388
01:06:51,720 --> 01:06:54,000
Speaker 2: New Jersey. Thanks, I bust big Nuts.

1389
01:06:56,680 --> 01:06:57,480
Speaker 4: You're good out here.

1390
01:06:57,560 --> 01:06:59,000
Speaker 2: Dog. From now on, you're good here.

1391
01:06:59,600 --> 01:07:03,160
Speaker 4: I like I like your jersey. I like you guys. Yeah,

1392
01:07:03,280 --> 01:07:04,240
Speaker 4: I do. Is cool.

1393
01:07:04,720 --> 01:07:06,480
Speaker 2: I hope it actually really works.

1394
01:07:06,480 --> 01:07:10,160
Speaker 3: I hope like five years from now, you're you've fallen

1395
01:07:10,160 --> 01:07:11,160
Speaker 3: off the wagon.

1396
01:07:13,520 --> 01:07:14,640
Speaker 2: Trying to buy some meth.

1397
01:07:15,200 --> 01:07:17,439
Speaker 3: And these guys are like, easy Mark, we're gonna rob

1398
01:07:17,480 --> 01:07:21,360
Speaker 3: his ass and they're like, hold up, hold up your

1399
01:07:21,400 --> 01:07:23,800
Speaker 3: big nut, Kyle big.

1400
01:07:23,640 --> 01:07:26,880
Speaker 4: Nut new a check.

1401
01:07:27,040 --> 01:07:31,440
Speaker 12: Hey man, will you ji on us? Come on, No,

1402
01:07:31,560 --> 01:07:34,600
Speaker 12: I don't do that anymore unless you've got meth. Unless

1403
01:07:34,600 --> 01:07:36,600
Speaker 12: you got all that med you got myth I'll show

1404
01:07:36,600 --> 01:07:38,960
Speaker 12: you the nut. By the way, Kyle was never a

1405
01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:39,400
Speaker 12: meth head.

1406
01:07:39,400 --> 01:07:41,240
Speaker 3: I just I put that on him, and I realized

1407
01:07:41,280 --> 01:07:45,920
Speaker 3: I just did. Jen wants to know, what would you

1408
01:07:45,960 --> 01:07:47,640
Speaker 3: say is your biggest best.

1409
01:07:47,360 --> 01:07:53,720
Speaker 2: Career accomplishment thus far? A real question. I don't like those,

1410
01:07:53,880 --> 01:07:55,400
Speaker 2: but we will we will answer.

1411
01:07:55,800 --> 01:07:57,360
Speaker 4: I mean, let's keep it real. I'll keep it real.

1412
01:07:57,400 --> 01:08:00,520
Speaker 8: It's fucking Workaholics because with our Workaholics, none of the

1413
01:08:00,600 --> 01:08:03,240
Speaker 8: other fucking career would have taken.

1414
01:08:03,880 --> 01:08:07,760
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, I have to that's absolutely true, and I

1415
01:08:07,800 --> 01:08:12,280
Speaker 3: mean it's it was unreal. On like the first episode

1416
01:08:12,320 --> 01:08:15,800
Speaker 3: of Workaholics, I went to my like Starbucks, and I

1417
01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:18,080
Speaker 3: got recognized like that day, and I was like, oh shit,

1418
01:08:18,160 --> 01:08:21,960
Speaker 3: we were really onto something. And I remember the argument

1419
01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:25,599
Speaker 3: that we had with the network for the very first

1420
01:08:25,680 --> 01:08:28,920
Speaker 3: episode when we named it piss and Ship, and they

1421
01:08:28,920 --> 01:08:30,800
Speaker 3: were like, are you sure you want to name their

1422
01:08:30,840 --> 01:08:33,320
Speaker 3: first episode of your TV show piss and Ship? And

1423
01:08:33,360 --> 01:08:37,360
Speaker 3: We're like, yep, yep, yes, we absolutely do. And thank

1424
01:08:37,400 --> 01:08:39,320
Speaker 3: you for going along this ride with us.

1425
01:08:40,200 --> 01:08:41,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you guys, Thank you guys.

1426
01:08:42,720 --> 01:08:45,040
Speaker 2: You know, yeah, and yours would be muppets or what not.

1427
01:08:45,200 --> 01:08:47,839
Speaker 2: For me, Monarch, Yeah for sure, yeah Monarch.

1428
01:08:48,320 --> 01:08:51,880
Speaker 7: Yeah, well for me, it's being a judge on is

1429
01:08:51,920 --> 01:08:52,479
Speaker 7: It Cake?

1430
01:08:52,840 --> 01:08:58,200
Speaker 2: Yeah Weekend, We're good.

1431
01:08:58,280 --> 01:08:59,320
Speaker 4: You were a good judge.

1432
01:08:59,760 --> 01:09:03,439
Speaker 7: Absolutely, Like I finally got respect from my daughter for that.

1433
01:09:03,680 --> 01:09:05,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that's good. Well.

1434
01:09:06,800 --> 01:09:08,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, Kyle and I were on a show called Who

1435
01:09:08,760 --> 01:09:10,760
Speaker 3: Gets the Dog in two thousand and five.

1436
01:09:11,400 --> 01:09:12,840
Speaker 4: Dude, and you know what we want?

1437
01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:16,040
Speaker 3: We want a dog the dog. We want to rescue dog.

1438
01:09:16,240 --> 01:09:20,200
Speaker 3: That was a fucking nightmare. Yeah, you would just eat

1439
01:09:20,240 --> 01:09:21,920
Speaker 3: our carpet. I don't know how he did it, but

1440
01:09:21,960 --> 01:09:23,960
Speaker 3: he was like this is delicious.

1441
01:09:23,200 --> 01:09:26,400
Speaker 2: And just on the floor.

1442
01:09:26,720 --> 01:09:29,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, dog catcher, Dog Catcher.

1443
01:09:30,360 --> 01:09:32,360
Speaker 3: This person wants to know, Honors, what was it like

1444
01:09:32,479 --> 01:09:36,360
Speaker 3: to be raised by possums?

1445
01:09:36,400 --> 01:09:36,839
Speaker 4: Awesome?

1446
01:09:38,840 --> 01:09:41,200
Speaker 2: I don't do you know what that's from or what why?

1447
01:09:41,439 --> 01:09:44,479
Speaker 6: I think it's from the show because I'm like, originally

1448
01:09:44,560 --> 01:09:45,679
Speaker 6: did raised by wolves?

1449
01:09:45,680 --> 01:09:47,640
Speaker 2: And I think I did. I was raised by possums.

1450
01:09:47,760 --> 01:09:49,840
Speaker 4: It was some. It was awesome.

1451
01:09:50,600 --> 01:09:54,200
Speaker 3: They found it's your wrap, that's right, that's right in

1452
01:09:54,360 --> 01:09:55,439
Speaker 3: the woods because I.

1453
01:09:55,560 --> 01:09:58,960
Speaker 4: Was raised by apossums. Yeah, that's right. They found me.

1454
01:09:59,520 --> 01:10:06,519
Speaker 3: So this guy dick blown off Hey, we see you,

1455
01:10:06,800 --> 01:10:10,280
Speaker 3: We see you, Adam. Which potted plant did you poop

1456
01:10:10,320 --> 01:10:14,880
Speaker 3: in before the show tonight? Okay, well see I'm not

1457
01:10:15,040 --> 01:10:17,840
Speaker 3: I'm no longer very nervous to come out here, so

1458
01:10:17,880 --> 01:10:21,040
Speaker 3: I don't have to shit in potted plants before. So

1459
01:10:21,080 --> 01:10:24,519
Speaker 3: I just shit on the green room floor. I don't

1460
01:10:24,520 --> 01:10:26,639
Speaker 3: have to hide my poops any longer either.

1461
01:10:26,680 --> 01:10:27,560
Speaker 4: You have diarrhea.

1462
01:10:27,560 --> 01:10:31,400
Speaker 3: That was a story quickly for those that don't know,

1463
01:10:31,760 --> 01:10:33,919
Speaker 3: the first time I ever did stand up, I was nervous,

1464
01:10:34,320 --> 01:10:36,040
Speaker 3: and I was right before I was about to go

1465
01:10:36,120 --> 01:10:38,000
Speaker 3: on stage, and it wasn't the first It was the

1466
01:10:38,040 --> 01:10:39,599
Speaker 3: first time I was headlining the show. The first time

1467
01:10:39,600 --> 01:10:42,240
Speaker 3: I was gonna do thirty minutes. I sneezed and a

1468
01:10:42,360 --> 01:10:45,760
Speaker 3: perfect log shot out of my ass, and I was

1469
01:10:45,800 --> 01:10:47,599
Speaker 3: next to a potted plant, and I grabbed a bar

1470
01:10:47,720 --> 01:10:50,240
Speaker 3: napkin and I fished it out and I put it

1471
01:10:50,240 --> 01:10:52,599
Speaker 3: in the potted plant, and then I went on stage,

1472
01:10:52,760 --> 01:10:55,200
Speaker 3: had a great set, and then it was such a

1473
01:10:55,200 --> 01:10:57,639
Speaker 3: good set that at the very end, I go thank

1474
01:10:57,640 --> 01:10:58,439
Speaker 3: you guys so much.

1475
01:10:58,479 --> 01:10:59,720
Speaker 2: I did not think tonight.

1476
01:10:59,560 --> 01:11:02,080
Speaker 5: Was gonna go well, because right before I came on stage,

1477
01:11:02,200 --> 01:11:03,640
Speaker 5: I shit in that bottet.

1478
01:11:03,400 --> 01:11:07,240
Speaker 3: Plant and the crowds like what And then one guy

1479
01:11:07,320 --> 01:11:09,280
Speaker 3: got up and looked in the bottot plant and sure

1480
01:11:09,360 --> 01:11:12,719
Speaker 3: enough there was my perfectly placed log.

1481
01:11:12,840 --> 01:11:15,680
Speaker 6: Oh my god, how many funny and rings long were

1482
01:11:15,680 --> 01:11:16,200
Speaker 6: talking about?

1483
01:11:17,240 --> 01:11:19,120
Speaker 2: That was about a five funion ringer.

1484
01:11:20,479 --> 01:11:21,080
Speaker 4: Five ringer.

1485
01:11:21,200 --> 01:11:25,519
Speaker 7: That's a healthy log, that's a healthy logh.

1486
01:11:25,760 --> 01:11:31,040
Speaker 3: So we all know shacks Cock, this person Brian Francis, Lindbergh.

1487
01:11:30,680 --> 01:11:35,160
Speaker 2: Brian Cranston, but we all know shacks Cock is the

1488
01:11:35,160 --> 01:11:38,360
Speaker 2: one to see. Sure, but which butthole is the one

1489
01:11:38,400 --> 01:11:41,920
Speaker 2: to see? The hell? Great questions, New Jersey, Yeah, you

1490
01:11:41,920 --> 01:11:44,120
Speaker 2: guys really wait to step it up.

1491
01:11:44,920 --> 01:11:47,120
Speaker 4: Old Jersey would never have questions.

1492
01:11:47,680 --> 01:11:49,360
Speaker 3: I mean that is a good question because if you

1493
01:11:49,800 --> 01:11:52,840
Speaker 3: to see it, because the question before was who's cock

1494
01:11:53,280 --> 01:11:54,840
Speaker 3: out of any cock would you want to see?

1495
01:11:54,960 --> 01:11:58,479
Speaker 2: And we all pretty unanimously were like, shacks yeah.

1496
01:11:59,040 --> 01:12:03,320
Speaker 3: Because it's great either way. Either it's astoundingly huge or

1497
01:12:03,439 --> 01:12:07,799
Speaker 3: it's not. And that's a conversation piece to win either way. Sure, sure,

1498
01:12:08,200 --> 01:12:11,839
Speaker 3: but butthole is different because you don't want a gross butthole.

1499
01:12:12,400 --> 01:12:16,200
Speaker 12: No, I think you want like an old butthole, like

1500
01:12:16,200 --> 01:12:18,240
Speaker 12: a Helen Mirren, like a Helen Mirren.

1501
01:12:18,320 --> 01:12:20,839
Speaker 4: Yeah, Dame buttole.

1502
01:12:21,080 --> 01:12:22,519
Speaker 6: I don't want to see like I don't want to

1503
01:12:22,560 --> 01:12:27,600
Speaker 6: like like be genderous, but like, do we have categories

1504
01:12:27,600 --> 01:12:29,719
Speaker 6: for like best male butthole?

1505
01:12:30,040 --> 01:12:32,400
Speaker 2: I would be postner. I bet he has got a

1506
01:12:32,479 --> 01:12:33,040
Speaker 2: nice butthole.

1507
01:12:33,160 --> 01:12:33,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was.

1508
01:12:33,680 --> 01:12:37,400
Speaker 2: Thinking, I want to see all the Bond buttholes. Oh,

1509
01:12:37,520 --> 01:12:41,599
Speaker 2: every James Bond boy quality butthole.

1510
01:12:41,960 --> 01:12:43,760
Speaker 4: Pierce for sure. Dude.

1511
01:12:43,760 --> 01:12:47,360
Speaker 6: If Daniel Craig's butthole though, could put you in a chokehold.

1512
01:12:47,080 --> 01:12:50,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's strong. That's a fucking yoked butthole.

1513
01:12:51,280 --> 01:12:57,240
Speaker 2: That butthole has dice, bro, you got that dice? Ramsey

1514
01:12:57,360 --> 01:12:58,920
Speaker 2: wants to know. This one's for me.

1515
01:12:59,040 --> 01:13:02,400
Speaker 3: I randomly heard your voice acting for a throwaway character

1516
01:13:02,520 --> 01:13:06,040
Speaker 3: in a Disney Plus cartoon my toddler was watching called Vampira.

1517
01:13:06,840 --> 01:13:07,920
Speaker 2: Do you even remember that?

1518
01:13:08,000 --> 01:13:08,360
Speaker 4: Gig or?

1519
01:13:08,360 --> 01:13:09,960
Speaker 2: Were you too z quilled out?

1520
01:13:11,560 --> 01:13:12,360
Speaker 4: Is this your doctor?

1521
01:13:12,479 --> 01:13:16,960
Speaker 2: Dude? That's my boy Poltergeist pat okay and he fucking

1522
01:13:17,120 --> 01:13:18,320
Speaker 2: rips dude? Okay?

1523
01:13:19,120 --> 01:13:19,599
Speaker 4: Uh yeah.

1524
01:13:19,640 --> 01:13:21,600
Speaker 3: I love doing cartoon voices, so when they asked me

1525
01:13:21,640 --> 01:13:23,040
Speaker 3: more times than not, I say yes.

1526
01:13:22,960 --> 01:13:24,040
Speaker 2: Can we hear pizza Steve?

1527
01:13:24,080 --> 01:13:24,439
Speaker 4: Please?

1528
01:13:25,200 --> 01:13:26,599
Speaker 2: Oh pizza ste.

1529
01:13:29,600 --> 01:13:29,840
Speaker 4: Dude.

1530
01:13:30,160 --> 01:13:32,040
Speaker 3: That was my favorite when I would do Pizza Steve.

1531
01:13:32,040 --> 01:13:34,080
Speaker 3: If I did this cartoon called Uncle Grandpa and I

1532
01:13:34,120 --> 01:13:36,680
Speaker 3: was a piece of pizza with sunglasses and I do

1533
01:13:36,800 --> 01:13:39,759
Speaker 3: colleges and you know, people are yelling at were gallics

1534
01:13:39,760 --> 01:13:42,280
Speaker 3: and pitch perfect, and then it was always the most

1535
01:13:42,360 --> 01:13:46,400
Speaker 3: stonery dude who's just like Pizza Steve.

1536
01:13:46,880 --> 01:13:49,200
Speaker 2: But I'm like, I see you, my fellow.

1537
01:13:48,920 --> 01:13:52,599
Speaker 4: Stoner pizza Pizza. Uh.

1538
01:13:52,760 --> 01:13:54,919
Speaker 3: This person would like to know who can stay erect

1539
01:13:55,080 --> 01:13:56,400
Speaker 3: for the longest time.

1540
01:13:57,160 --> 01:13:58,639
Speaker 2: My money is on autum.

1541
01:13:58,920 --> 01:14:03,240
Speaker 4: Okay, well I think that's fair. You're competitive, so yeah,

1542
01:14:03,280 --> 01:14:04,920
Speaker 4: I get that to you. Yeah, you can stay. You

1543
01:14:04,920 --> 01:14:05,559
Speaker 4: wouldn't quit.

1544
01:14:05,960 --> 01:14:08,960
Speaker 2: I would not quit. No, No, in fact, I might.

1545
01:14:09,040 --> 01:14:12,080
Speaker 2: I might do so might be on a little rhino juice.

1546
01:14:12,920 --> 01:14:15,680
Speaker 7: Okay, well, let's just find out tonight together in my

1547
01:14:15,760 --> 01:14:16,439
Speaker 7: hotel room.

1548
01:14:17,800 --> 01:14:22,080
Speaker 3: Please don't stop the music, dude. We had an interview

1549
01:14:22,120 --> 01:14:23,439
Speaker 3: this morning and then Blake.

1550
01:14:23,800 --> 01:14:24,240
Speaker 2: Uh.

1551
01:14:25,000 --> 01:14:27,840
Speaker 3: We went on to lunch afterwards, and Blake was like, man,

1552
01:14:27,920 --> 01:14:30,800
Speaker 3: why didn't you remind me to set an alarm?

1553
01:14:31,200 --> 01:14:33,080
Speaker 2: I go, because you're a forty year old man. What

1554
01:14:33,439 --> 01:14:34,040
Speaker 2: you're talking about?

1555
01:14:35,360 --> 01:14:37,519
Speaker 3: He goes, But we were drinking in my room and

1556
01:14:37,560 --> 01:14:41,639
Speaker 3: I go, I know, I remember, and he goes, I don't.

1557
01:14:45,760 --> 01:14:46,479
Speaker 2: It was a Tuesday.

1558
01:14:46,600 --> 01:14:49,080
Speaker 7: Let's just say the Long Island iced teas went right

1559
01:14:49,120 --> 01:14:49,799
Speaker 7: to my dome.

1560
01:14:50,640 --> 01:14:52,599
Speaker 4: That's right, I forgot about We pulled.

1561
01:14:52,439 --> 01:14:53,360
Speaker 2: Him right out the river.

1562
01:14:56,240 --> 01:15:00,920
Speaker 3: I want to know what does Kyle actually smell like?

1563
01:15:01,200 --> 01:15:02,680
Speaker 3: And by the way, I got a whiff of this

1564
01:15:02,720 --> 01:15:04,240
Speaker 3: guy the other day. I used to We used to

1565
01:15:04,320 --> 01:15:06,639
Speaker 3: joke all out that Kyle stinky. But because I look

1566
01:15:06,760 --> 01:15:09,879
Speaker 3: like I smells good and you're you change up your aesthetic.

1567
01:15:09,960 --> 01:15:11,720
Speaker 3: You used to look like you smell now you look

1568
01:15:11,800 --> 01:15:13,960
Speaker 3: like you're very cozy right now.

1569
01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:15,840
Speaker 2: But you could play pickleball at any moment.

1570
01:15:15,920 --> 01:15:18,800
Speaker 4: Yes, I can wait. What's this guy's name? Who asked me?

1571
01:15:19,160 --> 01:15:20,040
Speaker 2: Bill Cremsley?

1572
01:15:20,560 --> 01:15:21,240
Speaker 4: Where are you? Dude?

1573
01:15:22,320 --> 01:15:26,040
Speaker 6: Are you there, Billy cram Are you in a position

1574
01:15:26,080 --> 01:15:27,280
Speaker 6: to get down here and smell Kyle?

1575
01:15:27,320 --> 01:15:31,400
Speaker 4: You want to come and give a whiff? Oh? Fuck, yeah,

1576
01:15:31,479 --> 01:15:32,519
Speaker 4: come give a fuck?

1577
01:15:33,320 --> 01:15:35,040
Speaker 8: All right, Well, where's we gonna meet? Where am I

1578
01:15:35,080 --> 01:15:37,320
Speaker 8: gonna fucking meet you? What part of my body do

1579
01:15:37,360 --> 01:15:37,960
Speaker 8: you want to smell?

1580
01:15:38,040 --> 01:15:40,639
Speaker 4: By the way, this is just some other that's weird.

1581
01:15:40,760 --> 01:15:42,160
Speaker 2: It's Kyle from the future.

1582
01:15:42,360 --> 01:15:44,040
Speaker 4: Which part of my body do you want to smell?

1583
01:15:44,120 --> 01:15:46,200
Speaker 2: No, dude, that's Kyle from the Smell my armpit.

1584
01:15:46,360 --> 01:15:47,000
Speaker 4: Just get in there.

1585
01:15:48,640 --> 01:15:52,439
Speaker 8: Yeah wait, okay, okay, cool?

1586
01:15:52,640 --> 01:15:56,720
Speaker 6: Yeah Kyle, what give him the microphones so we can

1587
01:15:56,720 --> 01:15:57,800
Speaker 6: tell everyone what you smell like?

1588
01:15:58,080 --> 01:15:58,200
Speaker 2: Oh?

1589
01:15:58,240 --> 01:16:00,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, what do I smell like? Water trash?

1590
01:16:00,880 --> 01:16:01,799
Speaker 2: Got a lot of trash?

1591
01:16:02,680 --> 01:16:05,280
Speaker 4: Yep, it's actually actually pretty good. It's pretty good.

1592
01:16:05,280 --> 01:16:07,240
Speaker 8: All right, thanks, thanks for keeping it real, man, it's

1593
01:16:07,280 --> 01:16:10,759
Speaker 8: pretty good. I like pretty good. Big loads, Hey, big loads?

1594
01:16:10,840 --> 01:16:12,519
Speaker 4: Well, it's pretty good. What's up, Jersey?

1595
01:16:13,720 --> 01:16:17,200
Speaker 3: What's cool about that is that guy is like probably

1596
01:16:17,600 --> 01:16:19,880
Speaker 3: five or so years younger than you, maybe more, and

1597
01:16:20,560 --> 01:16:23,800
Speaker 3: was like, what am I gonna smell like in five years?

1598
01:16:24,600 --> 01:16:27,400
Speaker 8: Because he looks very subject to That made me want

1599
01:16:27,439 --> 01:16:30,240
Speaker 8: to come out with a fucking line of cologne called

1600
01:16:30,320 --> 01:16:31,280
Speaker 8: water Trash.

1601
01:16:31,320 --> 01:16:32,000
Speaker 2: That would be hot.

1602
01:16:32,120 --> 01:16:37,439
Speaker 3: I feel like that it's an aphrodisiac. Get all those

1603
01:16:37,479 --> 01:16:38,519
Speaker 3: eighth graders to be like.

1604
01:16:38,479 --> 01:16:42,160
Speaker 4: It's a what afro dsac A p h R O

1605
01:16:42,360 --> 01:16:44,400
Speaker 4: D I S.

1606
01:16:44,360 --> 01:16:46,519
Speaker 2: I A c Yeah.

1607
01:16:46,920 --> 01:16:49,760
Speaker 3: Joshua wants to know if you can have a Workaholics

1608
01:16:49,800 --> 01:16:52,719
Speaker 3: crossover with any show from then or now?

1609
01:16:53,520 --> 01:16:58,720
Speaker 2: What show would it be? USA Up All Night with

1610
01:16:58,880 --> 01:17:03,000
Speaker 2: Ronda Syear? Okay? I mean I think the easy answer

1611
01:17:03,040 --> 01:17:04,200
Speaker 2: would be always Sonny.

1612
01:17:04,479 --> 01:17:07,080
Speaker 3: I think that would be a fun I think people

1613
01:17:07,080 --> 01:17:08,240
Speaker 3: would like that crossover.

1614
01:17:08,600 --> 01:17:11,280
Speaker 4: A harder answer would be Powerpuff Girls.

1615
01:17:11,560 --> 01:17:14,719
Speaker 7: Yeah, dude, that would be fire. It would be something

1616
01:17:15,160 --> 01:17:18,760
Speaker 7: that would be fire. What is American Gladiators?

1617
01:17:18,760 --> 01:17:19,240
Speaker 2: Can we do that?

1618
01:17:19,280 --> 01:17:21,600
Speaker 7: Can we just be contestants American Gladiators?

1619
01:17:21,720 --> 01:17:23,439
Speaker 2: I think we did that episode basically.

1620
01:17:23,840 --> 01:17:26,679
Speaker 7: That would be really cool to go in the Eliminator.

1621
01:17:26,320 --> 01:17:28,880
Speaker 2: Mister ed just to like meet a talking horse.

1622
01:17:28,920 --> 01:17:29,519
Speaker 4: That's crazy.

1623
01:17:29,600 --> 01:17:33,080
Speaker 2: That would be wild. That would be wild. So Mel

1624
01:17:33,200 --> 01:17:38,960
Speaker 2: wants to know does Durs know he's autistic? I'm autistic

1625
01:17:39,320 --> 01:17:44,920
Speaker 2: And some of the things he says ellipses, well, let's

1626
01:17:44,960 --> 01:17:48,920
Speaker 2: give the hey, life's a spectrum, then you die.

1627
01:17:49,240 --> 01:17:50,000
Speaker 4: There we go.

1628
01:17:50,840 --> 01:17:54,720
Speaker 2: Some of the things he says, it's science. Do you

1629
01:17:54,760 --> 01:17:57,880
Speaker 2: guys have any childhood pets? Any pets?

1630
01:17:58,400 --> 01:17:58,679
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1631
01:17:58,760 --> 01:18:03,679
Speaker 7: I had a hamster named Franklin, and Franklin yeah sick.

1632
01:18:03,920 --> 01:18:04,160
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1633
01:18:04,400 --> 01:18:05,759
Speaker 2: Just named him Franklin because.

1634
01:18:06,560 --> 01:18:08,679
Speaker 7: He was chapped as fucked he that was a dice

1635
01:18:08,880 --> 01:18:12,040
Speaker 7: ass hamster. But the way I found I came home

1636
01:18:12,080 --> 01:18:17,000
Speaker 7: one day and he was dead in front of my house,

1637
01:18:17,080 --> 01:18:18,439
Speaker 7: being eaten by ants.

1638
01:18:20,400 --> 01:18:20,920
Speaker 2: Your house.

1639
01:18:21,000 --> 01:18:23,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, his mom had had it. She's like I'm not crazy.

1640
01:18:23,680 --> 01:18:26,679
Speaker 7: I'm like, mom, what the fuck, dude, Franklin is being

1641
01:18:26,720 --> 01:18:29,440
Speaker 7: eaten by ants on the fucking stoop.

1642
01:18:30,520 --> 01:18:33,080
Speaker 2: Did how did she? How did he get out?

1643
01:18:33,560 --> 01:18:40,439
Speaker 7: I think my mom just spiked him. Yeah, no, it

1644
01:18:40,520 --> 01:18:43,840
Speaker 7: scarred me. I've never had a pet since. Yeah, yeah,

1645
01:18:43,960 --> 01:18:44,800
Speaker 7: I named uh.

1646
01:18:44,840 --> 01:18:48,960
Speaker 3: All of my pets were like named after like foods.

1647
01:18:49,880 --> 01:18:53,200
Speaker 3: My first pet was Hammy the hamster. Okay, that's pretty good,

1648
01:18:53,280 --> 01:18:55,360
Speaker 3: and then my other my first dog.

1649
01:18:55,240 --> 01:18:57,120
Speaker 2: Was hot Cocoa.

1650
01:18:57,680 --> 01:19:00,000
Speaker 4: Oh, hot Cocoa. That's cool, Delicia's household.

1651
01:19:00,360 --> 01:19:04,360
Speaker 8: I had a turtle and a named Michael Angelo because

1652
01:19:04,360 --> 01:19:05,760
Speaker 8: you have a little orange stripes on him.

1653
01:19:05,920 --> 01:19:06,040
Speaker 3: There.

1654
01:19:06,080 --> 01:19:09,320
Speaker 4: You got stuck, bro.

1655
01:19:09,479 --> 01:19:12,639
Speaker 8: It was like half water half land, like I could

1656
01:19:12,640 --> 01:19:14,560
Speaker 8: do both, I guess swim around and stuff.

1657
01:19:14,280 --> 01:19:15,840
Speaker 2: And are amphibians.

1658
01:19:15,880 --> 01:19:17,200
Speaker 4: So yeah, so that's what that means.

1659
01:19:17,280 --> 01:19:20,360
Speaker 8: Right, But dude got stuck under the fucking water and

1660
01:19:20,439 --> 01:19:23,080
Speaker 8: between some rocks and just fucking he was toast.

1661
01:19:23,360 --> 01:19:26,840
Speaker 4: He was buried in the backyard, all right. Yeah.

1662
01:19:26,920 --> 01:19:31,160
Speaker 2: I had a dog named Frederica, sexy, sexy name.

1663
01:19:31,760 --> 01:19:35,240
Speaker 4: She's a little hood wrap. We liked her.

1664
01:19:36,400 --> 01:19:42,680
Speaker 3: Uh, Denny, I'm gonna butcher this room roommance, all right, Okay,

1665
01:19:43,240 --> 01:19:45,960
Speaker 3: not a name. Uh, I've watched you guys since season

1666
01:19:46,040 --> 01:19:48,880
Speaker 3: one of Alcoholics. Not a question, really, well, why'd you

1667
01:19:48,880 --> 01:19:49,240
Speaker 3: write it?

1668
01:19:49,640 --> 01:19:52,280
Speaker 2: Just wanted to say thank you guys, love love, love

1669
01:19:52,280 --> 01:19:52,759
Speaker 2: you guys.

1670
01:19:53,920 --> 01:19:54,720
Speaker 4: Smoke weed with me?

1671
01:19:55,040 --> 01:19:56,360
Speaker 2: Okay, hell yeah.

1672
01:19:59,120 --> 01:20:01,120
Speaker 7: An he take backs in apologies. Yeah, I got a

1673
01:20:01,120 --> 01:20:03,960
Speaker 7: really quick take back. I said that turtle is an amphibian.

1674
01:20:04,040 --> 01:20:04,320
Speaker 2: It's not.

1675
01:20:04,680 --> 01:20:06,280
Speaker 4: Okay, so let's get into that.

1676
01:20:06,479 --> 01:20:08,040
Speaker 2: It's a reptile for sure.

1677
01:20:08,200 --> 01:20:10,320
Speaker 4: Yeah it was special.

1678
01:20:10,400 --> 01:20:14,120
Speaker 6: It could go under the it's an amphibian a frog, yeah,

1679
01:20:14,400 --> 01:20:15,240
Speaker 6: but on a turtle.

1680
01:20:15,320 --> 01:20:16,840
Speaker 4: Turtles are not at all.

1681
01:20:17,080 --> 01:20:18,280
Speaker 2: They're reptiles.

1682
01:20:18,520 --> 01:20:21,240
Speaker 8: See, because the motherfucker drowned and I didn't think that

1683
01:20:21,320 --> 01:20:22,120
Speaker 8: was like possible.

1684
01:20:22,520 --> 01:20:24,280
Speaker 2: Maybe it was. Maybe it was a tortoise.

1685
01:20:24,600 --> 01:20:26,479
Speaker 8: No, it was a tiny little turtle with like a

1686
01:20:26,479 --> 01:20:29,000
Speaker 8: little one like it had a fucking bite.

1687
01:20:29,120 --> 01:20:31,160
Speaker 4: I remember when it bit my finger. Was like cool

1688
01:20:31,200 --> 01:20:31,679
Speaker 4: but rude.

1689
01:20:32,200 --> 01:20:33,240
Speaker 2: Huh okay, but you're.

1690
01:20:33,080 --> 01:20:38,000
Speaker 3: Not acting part of you acting like my mom sucking

1691
01:20:38,040 --> 01:20:41,599
Speaker 3: off my dad, or you're not gonna take that part

1692
01:20:41,640 --> 01:20:44,240
Speaker 3: back or you like that the turtle party.

1693
01:20:45,040 --> 01:20:46,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, that was fun.

1694
01:20:47,000 --> 01:20:55,720
Speaker 4: I want to actually Earmark put the strap on. Wait

1695
01:20:55,840 --> 01:20:57,320
Speaker 4: can you do it in the hospital this time?

1696
01:20:57,439 --> 01:21:01,439
Speaker 2: For me, for me, absolutely, Wait what are you asking?

1697
01:21:04,040 --> 01:21:07,360
Speaker 4: Adam's mom's in a nursing uniform, right, I like that?

1698
01:21:07,760 --> 01:21:09,280
Speaker 4: I like that? Right, I like that?

1699
01:21:09,520 --> 01:21:12,400
Speaker 6: And then like his dad gets out the stethoscope, right hello,

1700
01:21:13,120 --> 01:21:15,960
Speaker 6: And then Adam's mom does this, and then Adam's dad

1701
01:21:16,000 --> 01:21:16,760
Speaker 6: does this other thing.

1702
01:21:17,120 --> 01:21:19,280
Speaker 7: Hell, yeah, dude, you're autistic as fun.

1703
01:21:21,040 --> 01:21:24,120
Speaker 4: My quick take back is that last bit? Yeah, yeah,

1704
01:21:24,240 --> 01:21:24,760
Speaker 4: didn't land.

1705
01:21:26,439 --> 01:21:29,080
Speaker 3: I would like to stand by everything I said, including

1706
01:21:29,120 --> 01:21:32,080
Speaker 3: all the things about my family and using their actual

1707
01:21:32,160 --> 01:21:34,960
Speaker 3: names and telling real stories about them that might hurt

1708
01:21:35,000 --> 01:21:38,800
Speaker 3: their feelings. Uh, I stand by it. You created me

1709
01:21:38,920 --> 01:21:40,880
Speaker 3: and this is who I am. And uh you paid

1710
01:21:40,880 --> 01:21:46,919
Speaker 3: their house off, so your off. Epic Uh No, no takebacks,

1711
01:21:46,960 --> 01:21:48,720
Speaker 3: no epic slams. I do want to try and do

1712
01:21:48,880 --> 01:21:50,760
Speaker 3: the little like spin thing on my back though.

1713
01:21:50,760 --> 01:21:56,000
Speaker 4: If that's it's a whole new category. Yeah, this is

1714
01:21:56,040 --> 01:21:59,559
Speaker 4: a takebacks, giveaways or dance tracks dance moves, because I did.

1715
01:21:59,680 --> 01:22:01,320
Speaker 4: I did. I broke out the break.

1716
01:22:01,200 --> 01:22:04,280
Speaker 8: Dancing the other day, but I got these big ass

1717
01:22:04,360 --> 01:22:07,439
Speaker 8: fucking bruises on the side of my body, and I

1718
01:22:07,479 --> 01:22:09,519
Speaker 8: think it's because I went into it so hard, and

1719
01:22:09,600 --> 01:22:10,800
Speaker 8: I just want to try and do.

1720
01:22:10,880 --> 01:22:12,200
Speaker 4: A twirl on my back.

1721
01:22:13,240 --> 01:22:16,120
Speaker 3: All right, let's see, let's see if he forgot to

1722
01:22:16,200 --> 01:22:18,280
Speaker 3: do it before. I guess a lot of stretching.

1723
01:22:19,040 --> 01:22:21,240
Speaker 7: I'm trying to play daddy Yankee, but I think he

1724
01:22:21,560 --> 01:22:24,240
Speaker 7: called the venue and said, do not play my ship in.

1725
01:22:24,280 --> 01:22:30,880
Speaker 3: Your daddy has a direct line. Okay, okay, Now do

1726
01:22:31,040 --> 01:22:33,240
Speaker 3: we want to do any pre dance to warm up

1727
01:22:33,280 --> 01:22:33,800
Speaker 3: a little bit.

1728
01:22:34,120 --> 01:22:35,599
Speaker 4: I want you to be the whole thing. I'm trying

1729
01:22:35,640 --> 01:22:43,519
Speaker 4: not to hurt myself, but I okay, okay, yeah he

1730
01:22:43,640 --> 01:22:44,639
Speaker 4: doing yea.

1731
01:22:49,640 --> 01:22:51,479
Speaker 2: Thank you guys so much, Jersey.

1732
01:22:51,560 --> 01:22:51,960
Speaker 4: We had a.

1733
01:22:53,720 --> 01:22:58,040
Speaker 2: Do you guys absolutely no, thank you appreciate it. And

1734
01:22:58,200 --> 01:23:01,280
Speaker 2: this was another episode. This is.

1735
01:23:03,080 --> 01:23:03,880
Speaker 4: Important.

1736
01:23:05,640 --> 01:23:05,920
Speaker 7: I go