WEBVTT - Wedding In Jamaica Queens

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour. Guys, right

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<v Speaker 1>about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today,

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<v Speaker 1>the subject what's with all the new pictures? M But

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<v Speaker 1>right now it'sn't the marinade on that a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>Right now it is a nephew with today's prank phone call.

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<v Speaker 1>What you got nough? Oh well, I think I want

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<v Speaker 1>to let Lucious Lions introduced this junior, if you would, Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>this is yeah, yeah, Lucius is here. It's called wedding

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<v Speaker 1>in Jamaica. Go ahead, o, man, I can't believe it.

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<v Speaker 1>My son I on in the news and a just

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<v Speaker 1>a light on everybody. Man, it was nobody but him

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<v Speaker 1>the whole time. But right now we're going to do

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<v Speaker 1>the prank phones on on this and mar this show.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you Mane for let me come on to be

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<v Speaker 1>on this show. But right now we got wedding in Jamaica. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>wait till I see jamorrow. Man, he ain't even believe

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm gonna do to him when I see his

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<v Speaker 1>latest week on the show. Though. Hello, Hello, I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>to reach ivan place. Keep that in at the moment.

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<v Speaker 1>This is Janice, Can I help you? My name is Mark,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm calling from travel agency. Oh hey, how are you doing.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good, I'm good. Um, I actually have some information

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<v Speaker 1>for him. He just finished paying his last payment. As

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<v Speaker 1>far as you all, trinling, you guys are getting you

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<v Speaker 1>guys are getting married, going on a honeymoon? Is that right? Right? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>Next month? Than? Congratulations? Yes? Thank you? Okay, well, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>I got your information for you, and I wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>make sure the million address was correct so I could

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<v Speaker 1>uh know you guys flight tickets out as well as

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<v Speaker 1>a few forms and things like that to you guys

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<v Speaker 1>would be pretty much well taken care of. Okay, this

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<v Speaker 1>sounds good. Okay, are you pretty pretty excited about this? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm excited, very excited. I can't tell you okay, good, good, good, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>i'll tell you what in April, I tell you, Jamaica

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<v Speaker 1>Queens is gonna be a great place, and uh the

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<v Speaker 1>snow will have burned off by then and it'll be

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<v Speaker 1>pretty much, uh the summer coming around. You know, snow

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<v Speaker 1>Jamaica Queens. No, we're going to Chios in Jamaica, you

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<v Speaker 1>know the islands. Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait,

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<v Speaker 1>there's no snow. Okay, hang on hang on, hang on.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been working with with Ivan on this for quite

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<v Speaker 1>some time. I actually have you guys book to go

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<v Speaker 1>to Jamaica Queens. Now, there has to be some sort

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<v Speaker 1>of mistake because oh, you're going to Chario. Okay, but

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<v Speaker 1>that's not what I am and I have. I have

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<v Speaker 1>Jamaica Queens. I have New York. Okay. Well, I'm telling

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<v Speaker 1>you you're wrong. I don't know if you pulled up

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<v Speaker 1>the wrong person. No, right, I'm sorry, Ivan and Janas

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<v Speaker 1>and you guys are going out the second weekend in April.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that correct? That's correct, But we're going to Charia. No,

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<v Speaker 1>why are you guys for Jamaica Queens. There's a problem then,

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm not getting married there. Um, love New York,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm not getting married there. So what do we

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<v Speaker 1>need to do? I mean, I don't know what to

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<v Speaker 1>do at this point right now. I'm I need you

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<v Speaker 1>to figure that out because I'm getting married next month.

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<v Speaker 1>And I understand that, and I can understand that. But

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<v Speaker 1>I worked diligently with your fiance, so to speak, and

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<v Speaker 1>I got you guys scheduled for Jamaica Queens. I have

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<v Speaker 1>the hotel's book and I know it was not Ivan.

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<v Speaker 1>I know it was not him. I love New York,

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<v Speaker 1>but that's not where I'm getting married. Understanding, understand what

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<v Speaker 1>you're saying. Now, I'm letting you know because you're you're

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<v Speaker 1>raising your voice and me, I'm letting you know that

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't had scheduled there and you guys are scheduled

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<v Speaker 1>to make a Queens. Okay, you don't let me know

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<v Speaker 1>where I'm getting married. We've written you checks, so I

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<v Speaker 1>need you to correct the problem, and I will continue

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<v Speaker 1>to raise my voice until you are somebody at your

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<v Speaker 1>damn wherever you are corrects the problem. We're getting real. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you're not gonna yell at me. I'm gonna tryservations. And

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<v Speaker 1>now you're yelling at me. No, I'm not yelling. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to keep my composure. Okay, I've been working with you.

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<v Speaker 1>We're done. I need to talk to your superior. I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>We spent way too much money. I'm getting married next

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<v Speaker 1>month and you're calling and telling me that I I

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<v Speaker 1>need somebody else on the phone. Okay, I need somebody else.

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<v Speaker 1>You need tell me where you are because I'm here

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<v Speaker 1>to come by here. Where where are you to give

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<v Speaker 1>me a moment. I'm pulling up to see if I

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<v Speaker 1>can get some flights out to ultra reals. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I did not really this last minute. Oh I told

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<v Speaker 1>him to go. Oh my god, the flights are completely

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<v Speaker 1>booked that week. Something. Just trying to unless you want

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<v Speaker 1>to get a private jet for fifty or sixty dollars. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>there's no way I can get you here or out

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<v Speaker 1>of take dollars. Make it happen. You need the make

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<v Speaker 1>something happen. Okay, I'm being not You don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>talk to eithera, so trust me. You need to make

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<v Speaker 1>something happen. Get back on your little computer called somebody

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<v Speaker 1>else in the road happen. You need to be nice

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<v Speaker 1>where you tell you. You continue to raise your boys

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<v Speaker 1>at me. Now you're using profanity at me. Ya. It's

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<v Speaker 1>going to Jamaica, Queen, listen to me. It was your

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<v Speaker 1>job to take care of transportation for us to get

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<v Speaker 1>from the US ut Real from Cheria to Montego Bay.

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<v Speaker 1>However that's supposed to handle happened. You were supposed to

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<v Speaker 1>handle it, and I don't handle it. Young man said,

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<v Speaker 1>you guys were going to Jamaica, Queen and that's what

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<v Speaker 1>I took for now, maybe he said I said Jamaica queens.

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<v Speaker 1>We were very clear, and I know he was very clear.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm being very clear. Bright. Now, if you just listen

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<v Speaker 1>to me, you have one job. How you screwed that up?

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<v Speaker 1>I do not know that. I need you to make

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<v Speaker 1>it happen. He's not going out, but you're going to Jamaica, queen.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe you are his queen and he's taking you to Jamaica,

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<v Speaker 1>but that's not how he said. Listen to you, Sep,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not getting married in New York. You understand me.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't mention New York one more time in this conversation.

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<v Speaker 1>Do not mention new York, New York. That is the

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<v Speaker 1>actual ticket I have your schedule for. Because you screwed

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<v Speaker 1>that up, and you can already to correct it. Get

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<v Speaker 1>on the computer and correct it. Fred Out, your job

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<v Speaker 1>is listen to me. Your job is from lto Reel

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<v Speaker 1>to Montego Bay. Focus on that, working out, making offense.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm not gonna city and go back and forth

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<v Speaker 1>with you. Okay, I need you first of all to

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<v Speaker 1>stop yelling at me. What if the kind of customer

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<v Speaker 1>service do you keeople think this is. I asked you

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<v Speaker 1>earlier in this conversation to get somebody else on the phone.

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<v Speaker 1>If you cannot help me now, what I need you

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<v Speaker 1>to do is figure out how you're gonna get me

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<v Speaker 1>from Ultra Reals to Montego Bay. And I'm not getting

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<v Speaker 1>on a boat. Don't bring up Vote, don't bring up

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<v Speaker 1>New York. I need you to work now. Don't tell

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<v Speaker 1>me where I'm going to spend my honeymoon. Spend your

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<v Speaker 1>honeymoon in Jamaica, quick, New York. Your fiance made a mistake.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna pay for the mistake, okay, And I

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<v Speaker 1>don't have to put you off. Can we think something

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<v Speaker 1>we don't get? Do you hear me? Are you listening

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<v Speaker 1>to me? I can't work it out. I've already told

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<v Speaker 1>you there's nothing about it. Can you get it through

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<v Speaker 1>your nty out of head? Did you call me a look?

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<v Speaker 1>I need you to get somebody else on this I

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<v Speaker 1>promise you, I'm about to reach through this phone and

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<v Speaker 1>snatch you up by your neck. How are you talking

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<v Speaker 1>to me like this? This is the kind of service

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<v Speaker 1>you get when you make mistakes and don't know where

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<v Speaker 1>the hell you want to go. Wait in make the mistake,

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<v Speaker 1>and we know exactly where we want to go, and

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<v Speaker 1>you are not listening to me, to my bay, do

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<v Speaker 1>you understand we don't understand what thing you're something I

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<v Speaker 1>need you to understand. Are you listening to me? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>What this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 1>You just got pranked by your girlfriend Cindy, who is

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<v Speaker 1>your matron up on? This is not funny. This is

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<v Speaker 1>not funny. Oh my hands are shaking. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't know if I could have found you. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, I'm a kid, is right the wedding in Jamaica.

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<v Speaker 1>But for real, though, my son, your mama, and I

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<v Speaker 1>see him, man, who are you? I'm lucious last I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not even gonna answer these questions. No mobile, when I

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<v Speaker 1>see him, he already new, he gonna already know that

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<v Speaker 1>I am not playing though. He's not gonna bring this

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<v Speaker 1>family down on something. Dot just jumped here. He didn't

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<v Speaker 1>even find nobody. White man love America watching No damn Empire.

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<v Speaker 1>They ain't watching us cooking, cooking. I can't believe she

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<v Speaker 1>ain't even out here. Got me fighting all these questions

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<v Speaker 1>and everything, all right? Thank you Lucius. Up next is

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<v Speaker 1>the Strawberry Letter. For today's subject, what's with all the

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<v Speaker 1>new pictures. We'll get into it right after this