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Speaker 1: All right, ladies and gentlemen, get ready. We consulting an

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Speaker 1: expert because we wanted to know the real deal. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Steve is here with his breakup handbook. All right, these

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Speaker 1: are things that you need to have in mind after

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Speaker 1: the breakup. Most of this is for fellas because when

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Speaker 1: we take a breakup hard, it's ugly. It's ugly out there. Now.

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Speaker 1: These are things from Steve Harvey's Breakup Handbook how to

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Speaker 1: add when you break up? All right, Now, here's rule

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Speaker 1: number one. You are allowed only one drunk die. You

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Speaker 1: know how you call them up when you drunk? You

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Speaker 1: only get to one. And it sounds like something like this, Hello,

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Speaker 1: isn't me? You know who me is? Don't play with me.

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Speaker 1: You know who me is. Don't play with my emotions? Me?

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Speaker 1: You you know who me is? How many of you

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Speaker 1: get one? Gee? They get one of them? All right? Now,

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Speaker 1: here's the next rule. You are not allowed to roll

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Speaker 1: up on your X just cause you see the car

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Speaker 1: parked outside the club, the restaurant or church. Don't go

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Speaker 1: on down. You can't do that. Ship we broke up,

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Speaker 1: I can't go in there if I see the car.

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Speaker 1: You can know you can't roll up on her. She

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Speaker 1: in that pras. No. I gotta say you with church

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Speaker 1: later on, but just stay that stay out right, you girl.

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Speaker 1: Can't roll up on them. Oh that she is. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna go in now he is. I'm going in there.

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Speaker 1: You can't do that, Carl, look at all right. Next

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Speaker 1: one y'all's favorite spot. It's off limits to both parties

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Speaker 1: for at least four months. Nobody else over there. You

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Speaker 1: get to go to the spot at least four months.

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Speaker 1: Keep it one. Here's another one. Okay. Texting your favorite

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Speaker 1: song to each other is off limits. You can listen

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Speaker 1: to it, you can cry to it. You're playing over

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Speaker 1: and over, but you can't send me. So I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to move on and I'm killing you. Now. Listen to

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Speaker 1: this all y'all stuff, all possessions is collected at one time,

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Speaker 1: at one time over Anything that's left behind will be

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Speaker 1: thrown away by boat parties. Keep coming over here looking

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Speaker 1: for sulf that fast my redshirt. You can't keep coming

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Speaker 1: over here. I got coming to you in the closet

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Speaker 1: looking for your tank top. Keeping it real. You hit

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Speaker 1: the big one right here. Nobody is allowed to talk

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Speaker 1: to each other's mama around with you and you can't

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Speaker 1: be friends with Mama. Come home. That's a good one.

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Speaker 1: You're trying to pick up some greens and you in

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Speaker 1: here talking, rolling your eyes when I walk in the door.

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Speaker 1: Here's the next one. All parties. She find a new

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Speaker 1: church home. Yes, but yeah yeah together. I love Coaster Wick.

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Speaker 1: All your friends should be divided up equally, except the

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Speaker 1: ones you hate you can have them. Another one, no

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Speaker 1: posting of new pictures. Yeah yeah, you know, like her

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Speaker 1: naked on him, dressed up like the Easter, but the

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Speaker 1: private what about I'm gonna do. I'm gonna finish this one.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to know about old naked all right.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.