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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy. This sign your

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Speaker 1: guest host Cold Strattony and May running the asylum for

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Speaker 1: a little while. KP is out. Let's meet everybody today's

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Speaker 1: shall we? First up? Craig Takowski. Craig, what book would

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Speaker 1: you love to see them make a movie? Yes? Um?

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Speaker 1: Has the Bible been done animated? Um? But just every

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Speaker 1: every story yet? Like I know they've covered like some

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Speaker 1: of the major ones, like like Noah. Straight Channel had

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Speaker 1: like an amazing the Bible. I still feel like anybody

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Speaker 1: who's adapted to the Bible just hasn't done all of it.

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Speaker 1: And like I'm just I'm a completist. You know, I

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Speaker 1: want a sixty two hour movie that hits all the

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Speaker 1: stories in the Bible, like Methuselah, Like where's his story? Well,

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Speaker 1: evidently the w B is letting Sean can have it,

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Speaker 1: so we'll see what happens. It's gonna be pretty fun.

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Speaker 1: Everybody's gonna be hot, So no. Next up, James Heeney

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Speaker 1: Heeny did you ever have a song as a ring tone?

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Speaker 1: And if so, which one? I think the first song

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Speaker 1: people had smartphones, and people were like wow, I felt

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Speaker 1: like a million dollars. Next up, it's a little saying until,

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Speaker 1: what's the best sporting event you've ever been to? You?

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Speaker 1: I know you're a big Cowboys fan on things. That's tough.

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Speaker 1: H yeah, life. I mean, any sporting event is I

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Speaker 1: think it's amazing. I'll go to pretty much anything except

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Speaker 1: a soccer matt, I've been to a couple of soccer matches.

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Speaker 1: Those are always fun. I like football. Besque Fall was great. Um, baseball,

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Speaker 1: I'm not a big baseball watch on TV, but I'll

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Speaker 1: go to baseball matches live. Baseball matches baseball games live

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Speaker 1: are fantastic. It's great. So yeah, I'll go to anything

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Speaker 1: that's a highlight tournament. Next week. If you want to go,

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Speaker 1: it's um untill you know, if you were invited by somebody,

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Speaker 1: you'd go. You're such a nice guy. You are a

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Speaker 1: nice guy. And you can't see the ball. You can't

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Speaker 1: see it. I've never even heard of all right. Next up,

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Speaker 1: it's Chris Alvarado. Chris what did you want to be

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Speaker 1: Um When I was really little, I thought I was

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Speaker 1: I was a senior in high school and we were

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Speaker 1: like filling out like graduation stuff or like senior quote stuff,

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Speaker 1: I wrote film editor, which is so weird that I

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Speaker 1: did that. Film manager. I mean, that's a cool thing.

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Speaker 1: Dol went to film school forever ago. That was before

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Speaker 1: digital everything. I learned to edit on a flatbed, like

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Speaker 1: cutting sixteen millimat or film and patch it together. That

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Speaker 1: doesn't happen anymore. But does that skill, actually the things

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Speaker 1: you learned, does that carry into regular editing. I guess

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Speaker 1: it would, But like the actual process of it is

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Speaker 1: very different because that was time consuming as hell. And

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Speaker 1: then you're like you're cranking the thing to watch it back,

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Speaker 1: was the process that skill. One cool project was our

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Speaker 1: instructor gave us all these these was it three quarter

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Speaker 1: inch tapes? I don't know that. I don't know there

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Speaker 1: it was all this different footage of the same bank robbery,

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Speaker 1: and for for um, like a test, we all had

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Speaker 1: edit together our version of what that robbery looks like.

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Speaker 1: I love doing that, like the close up the hand

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Speaker 1: Like it was fun to place like, Oh, I want

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Speaker 1: love those movies? Yeah, I gotta get rebooted soon, right,

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Speaker 1: Hallmark has hired you to write a new jingle for

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Speaker 1: one of those holiday cards you open in something place.

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Speaker 1: actually for funeral cards. And uh, we've been working like

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Speaker 1: So here's one version I can cueue it up. Let

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Speaker 1: non district attorney. H Let's do a show, shall we.

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Speaker 1: from our newest Patreon Alcmaniac Allison. Hey, Kevin, just in

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Speaker 1: episode just makes me love you all more. Thank you,

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Speaker 1: thank you, thank you. I was listening to an episode

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Speaker 1: late at night a while back, and that night I

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Speaker 1: had a dream that I'd like to see in real life.

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Speaker 1: There's a podcast run out of a hidden basement that

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Speaker 1: proves that improv comedy is literally saving the world. Also,

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Speaker 1: at least in my dream, the podcasters were my sister

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Speaker 1: in law's from Staten Island, a lovely Jewish couple who

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, and thank you, Alison and Philly. Okay, close

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Speaker 1: the door, close the door. Great, are we all here?

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Speaker 1: Let's take some attendance. Well, I'm here, I'm here, okay,

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Speaker 1: but we could just do a numbers thing. It's not

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Speaker 1: I don't want it. I don't want it. Through go

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Speaker 1: ahead and do the whole attendance thing. No, it's okay,

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Speaker 1: you're right, you're right. O. No, no, no, I think

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Speaker 1: I should have yeseen bread. Bernie, Bernie, did you bring

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Speaker 1: the bread? You're talking about everyone's attendance? Did you bring

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Speaker 1: didn't bring bread. I didn't bring bread. I didn't bring breath.

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Speaker 1: But you don't what the bread's not? Really nobody really likes.

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Speaker 1: of it. That's what the cat to why we're all here,

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Speaker 1: morning every morning to discuss how to make this world

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Speaker 1: a better place? Now we all know the secret, we

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Speaker 1: all know the lessons we've all learned. And if you will,

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Speaker 1: I can. I don't want. I mean, I know that

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Speaker 1: we're supposed to be yes same thing. But I thought

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Speaker 1: Well we are, we are. I'm sorry. I just woke up,

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Speaker 1: uh and uh and caught you in the middle of

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Speaker 1: where's the bread we're looking for. I didn't bring bread.

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Speaker 1: Don't make a big deal a lot of it. And

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Speaker 1: I signed up and said I'd bring bread. But I

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Speaker 1: because he always forgets the bread. So there's some popper nickels.

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Speaker 1: Send it around. Everybody, take a slice or two. You

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Speaker 1: Here it's fresh. We did you? Did you make this?

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Speaker 1: All right? My wife made it. She's got that new

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Speaker 1: Uh cinnamon bread around the holidays. I'll bring you some

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Speaker 1: of that. Is throwing out the pumper nickel. Though, if

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Speaker 1: you all open your books, we're gonna go to the Uh.

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Speaker 1: Excuse me, she's in remission? Yeah? And how's the job

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Speaker 1: of where we should bury him? A suggestion of where

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Speaker 1: long time. On the cloth, please put the hoodian, thank you? Okay,

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Speaker 1: it with lips and assholes. That is what so you

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Speaker 1: can never turn it off. Huh. I mean that's what talks. Guys.

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Speaker 1: We're having to shut our lips and assholes. Nobody's what. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know how we managed it

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Speaker 1: seven issues out because we work our asses off. Lips off, guys,

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Speaker 1: We're gonna have to shut down tubes. Okay, there's plenty

422
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,960
Speaker 1: of meat, but the tubes they're gone. We got no

423
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,840
Speaker 1: more to there's nothing that we have. There's no more

424
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Speaker 1: business here. Tubes is done. Unless anybody can pivot using

425
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:19,400
Speaker 1: the word tube. Man, what a week. First my favorite magazine,

426
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:23,280
Speaker 1: Lips and Assholes shuts down, And now now I don't

427
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:26,359
Speaker 1: have a job anymore. Unless anybody has a good idea,

428
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:29,679
Speaker 1: because we gotta use the same letter heading font we

429
00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:32,320
Speaker 1: change the word from tubes or you want to keep

430
00:28:32,359 --> 00:28:34,679
Speaker 1: the word tubes. We've got to keep the word so

431
00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:37,119
Speaker 1: we can't. Boobs is out if we spelled it bu

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Speaker 1: b es. Yeah, boobs is out. Tubes tubes anybody else?

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00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:50,160
Speaker 1: Um we make instead of tubes, we make um uh,

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Speaker 1: we make up what if we made hoses? I mean,

435
00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:58,080
Speaker 1: the think about it wasn't It was only just up

436
00:28:58,120 --> 00:29:03,200
Speaker 1: plus up close photos of lips and assholes, alternating page

437
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:05,840
Speaker 1: by page. But sometimes you get a little confused. Is

438
00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:08,400
Speaker 1: that a lip or an asshole? Oh? I gotta, I gotta,

439
00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:11,360
Speaker 1: I gotta. It's so we it's the tubes we sell

440
00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:18,920
Speaker 1: um hats huh we we we may hats. Occasionally they'd

441
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:24,959
Speaker 1: have an interview in there, but you put your tube away.

442
00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:28,480
Speaker 1: Wait wait, I got it. I got an idea. No,

443
00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:30,440
Speaker 1: I got an idea. I just referred to his we

444
00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:37,320
Speaker 1: see at the same time. Okay, one to three, and

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Speaker 1: that's our second scene our final scene. Today's scene three

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Speaker 1: is from listener Mike Miller, who wrote, Hi, Kevin and

447
00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:58,200
Speaker 1: Alchemists request, please ask Mr Doug Babe to turn down

448
00:29:58,240 --> 00:30:05,520
Speaker 1: the goddamn saxophone. Seen suggestion. Pro wrestler gets a job

449
00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:12,480
Speaker 1: at a call center. Thanks Mike from Toronto. Pretty simple,

450
00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:16,040
Speaker 1: pretty standard. Alright, the switchboard is gonna light up, all right,

451
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:18,240
Speaker 1: it's gonna tell you exactly which call it is because

452
00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:21,400
Speaker 1: we already have someone before this who's gonna operate and

453
00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:23,920
Speaker 1: you know, plug the phone call in too here and

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00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:26,520
Speaker 1: then we are don't want to worry about me. Brother.

455
00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:29,720
Speaker 1: Once I've answered the phone, the phone's gonna be answered,

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Speaker 1: and then the problem is gonna be solved, definitely. I well, uh,

457
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:36,200
Speaker 1: we can just turn down that volume a little bit.

458
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Speaker 1: We are primarily working with the with elderly, so that

459
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:42,720
Speaker 1: that kind of volume shocked them. It's nothing but a

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Speaker 1: number for me. I'll take age and not break it,

461
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Speaker 1: and I take it in half and then I eat it.

462
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:50,880
Speaker 1: So don't worry about me. It's not a problem. I'm

463
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:53,080
Speaker 1: not worried about you, and I am worried about our customers.

464
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Speaker 1: So that's just something I you. But so as you'll

465
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Speaker 1: see here on the switchboard here, so definitely, so this

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Speaker 1: call we're here, will just transfer you up to my call.

467
00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:06,560
Speaker 1: We'll just transfer. Okay, do you wanna show you? Okay?

468
00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:10,040
Speaker 1: All right, thanks for calling Dyson Vacuums. How can we

469
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Speaker 1: hip I have a problem with my vacuum. That's impossible

470
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Speaker 1: because I take your problem. I take it twice, I

471
00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:19,520
Speaker 1: take it right, I throw it up in the air,

472
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:23,040
Speaker 1: and then I land on it. It's done. Your problems

473
00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:30,239
Speaker 1: gone quick? How does that go? Bus? I honestly, I

474
00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:32,440
Speaker 1: can't blame you for that. That person obviously was having

475
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Speaker 1: some emotional issues. I don't know why that figgered out

476
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Speaker 1: that way, but it did. Uh. Look, I'm happy you

477
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Speaker 1: had a job, but that means you now need to

478
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Speaker 1: start paying child's apart. Okay, take childspot. Here's your child's

479
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Speaker 1: aboard No one, uh two? Up? Three uh four five?

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Speaker 1: Having three hundred ninety four, I've been in my six

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Speaker 1: two twenty. There you go. Are they paying you in

482
00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:12,520
Speaker 1: one stand? Yeah? I get paid once. I love your son.

483
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:16,720
Speaker 1: I love you too. You can't touch you unless somebody's

484
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:20,200
Speaker 1: here watching. You know that you're here. He's here. Let's

485
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:32,400
Speaker 1: do this. I could answer it. I could answer it,

486
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:35,040
Speaker 1: but maybe you should take this one. I feel like

487
00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:38,840
Speaker 1: you need the practice. I don't practice. I come to play.

488
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:45,680
Speaker 1: How can I help you? Hi? Um, my vacuum is

489
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:49,240
Speaker 1: not working. I think it's swallowed some string. What do

490
00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:51,520
Speaker 1: I do now? Great? I'm gonna send you over to

491
00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:59,520
Speaker 1: my manager right now? You're on? Oh? Hi? Hello? Um.

492
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:03,480
Speaker 1: I wasn't expecting this call quite yet. What's the problem.

493
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:07,560
Speaker 1: My vacuums followed some string? And I don't know what

494
00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:11,800
Speaker 1: to do now? Uh. The good news is we have

495
00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:15,160
Speaker 1: a representative here, Blaze, that's able to handle a lot

496
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Speaker 1: of problems just like this. I'm gonna transfer you one

497
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:19,720
Speaker 1: more time. Can you stay on the line for another

498
00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:27,600
Speaker 1: ten seconds? You got Blazes? You ablem hold on Blaze.

499
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:29,200
Speaker 1: You're not on with them yet. I just want you

500
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:32,920
Speaker 1: to take this one shot my load early. Just put

501
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:38,120
Speaker 1: the call through here it comes in three two? Whoa,

502
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:44,640
Speaker 1: this is Blaze. What's your problem? My vacuums followed some weight?

503
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:49,880
Speaker 1: Did you say, Blaze? Yeah? Blaze? Is this Rick the

504
00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:56,480
Speaker 1: Blaze Dragon comach? Yeah, you got it right. Yeah. I've

505
00:33:56,520 --> 00:34:01,800
Speaker 1: seen all your matches and I thought you die. Oh

506
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:04,760
Speaker 1: that's all acting. The fighting is real. But the digs

507
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:13,440
Speaker 1: like this is I mean, everything everything I've learned I

508
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:20,120
Speaker 1: feel as fake. I don't think transferred backs for the

509
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:23,640
Speaker 1: call back to fix the damn back or not. I

510
00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:32,880
Speaker 1: don't know. Look, Blaze, the dying might be fake, but

511
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:36,319
Speaker 1: the damage to your brain has been real. What are

512
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:39,720
Speaker 1: you saying, duck, I'm saying there's a lot of swelling.

513
00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:46,839
Speaker 1: I'm saying it's not looking good days. How many days

514
00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:49,279
Speaker 1: do I have? Well, let me look here, and you

515
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Speaker 1: got one, two, three, four, five, six. Oh no, this

516
00:34:57,160 --> 00:35:01,440
Speaker 1: can be annoying to my wife. Dad, what are you

517
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:05,279
Speaker 1: doing at the playground? It's not your day, son, I

518
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:07,759
Speaker 1: just came to spend some time with you. Maybe we

519
00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:11,319
Speaker 1: can go take your shirt off, jumping the ring and

520
00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:16,680
Speaker 1: throw out and throw around a little bit. Well, yeah,

521
00:35:16,719 --> 00:35:20,759
Speaker 1: I mean that's all that's ever I've ever wanted. All right,

522
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:24,799
Speaker 1: leave your leave, friends. Hi, I'm here to get my son.

523
00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:29,040
Speaker 1: He's he's in a wrestling match right now. Excuse me,

524
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:32,600
Speaker 1: he's in a wrestling match. Look. I run the park here, okay,

525
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:36,239
Speaker 1: and I keep taking I know you doing that. That's

526
00:35:36,239 --> 00:35:38,480
Speaker 1: why I asked you. You're the hot young man who

527
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:40,319
Speaker 1: runs the park. You're supposed to watch after our chucking

528
00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:42,200
Speaker 1: when we're not here. Now, if you're telling me he's

529
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:44,120
Speaker 1: in a wrestling match, that probably means he's with his father.

530
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:46,880
Speaker 1: And he's with his father, he's breaking court orders. Do

531
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Speaker 1: you understand that? Yeah? I know, I know everyone's backstory. Alright,

532
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:54,800
Speaker 1: I I run the park. Okay, okay. Where's the wrestling

533
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:57,120
Speaker 1: match happening? I'm not supposed to say, but it's in

534
00:35:57,160 --> 00:36:02,359
Speaker 1: that building right there. Tag me out, Dad, tag me out.

535
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:09,040
Speaker 1: Count to three and I'll tag you out. One to stop?

536
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:13,239
Speaker 1: Dot it, dote it. What are you doing? What are

537
00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:18,080
Speaker 1: you getting the ring here? What are you doing? Oh?

538
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:23,759
Speaker 1: That's a go to Stephanie Good. That's the hardest you've

539
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:28,760
Speaker 1: ever kissed me. Are you guys gonna get back together?

540
00:36:29,239 --> 00:36:36,120
Speaker 1: I don't know? Are we? Yes? Until until it's game

541
00:36:36,239 --> 00:36:40,839
Speaker 1: over from me? Why are you dropping to a knee? Stephanie?

542
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:44,279
Speaker 1: I want you to be my wife again. I don't

543
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:50,800
Speaker 1: have a ring, but I got this all over. Yeah.

544
00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:56,560
Speaker 1: My son's real good. He's our son, Blaze. Thank you

545
00:36:56,640 --> 00:37:00,919
Speaker 1: for granting us this exclusive interview. I no, you don't

546
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:04,600
Speaker 1: have a lot of time left. But Leaner Weekly readers

547
00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:10,560
Speaker 1: want to know how's it hanging. It's going good. It's

548
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:18,560
Speaker 1: going good as much as I can say. Okay, interviews over,

549
00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:25,520
Speaker 1: interviews over, get out, Get hi sweetheart. Now there's a

550
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:29,359
Speaker 1: lot of fire and images of flames around here. Did

551
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:31,879
Speaker 1: you get inspired when your dad said he's not my son,

552
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:35,160
Speaker 1: he's our son and you're turning that to a wrestler

553
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:40,360
Speaker 1: persona and Arson? Is that what's happening here? Well, I

554
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:44,760
Speaker 1: guess the gig's up. Mom. Yeah, that's exactly what's happening.

555
00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:48,920
Speaker 1: You're not getting into wrestling, that's already into it. What

556
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:53,040
Speaker 1: do you mean? I mean, now the dad's gone, I

557
00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:56,480
Speaker 1: need to follow in his footsteps. I mean, what a

558
00:37:56,560 --> 00:38:02,280
Speaker 1: storyline blaze his son Arson? It's pretty good. Fight fire

559
00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:06,319
Speaker 1: with fire. Damn, that's good. I'm saying that would be

560
00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:09,800
Speaker 1: my my catchphrase. Alright, kid, this is your first match.

561
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:12,520
Speaker 1: You're ready Aerson, I gotta worn you. This is to

562
00:38:12,719 --> 00:38:18,040
Speaker 1: be a tough competition. You're playing Mikey the fire hose Fernandez,

563
00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:27,760
Speaker 1: So it's oh, sorry, I gotta take this. Hello. Hi, Um,

564
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:33,560
Speaker 1: I got hair stuck in the in the vacuum planer. Okay,

565
00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:36,319
Speaker 1: so the you know, a dison is pretty intuitive, So

566
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:38,960
Speaker 1: all you need to do is pop out the trap

567
00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:41,480
Speaker 1: valve and that that hair is gonna come right out.

568
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:44,360
Speaker 1: You know, when James Dyson designed the vacuum, it was

569
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:47,719
Speaker 1: meant to be uh kind of intuitive. Thanks, it works.

570
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:51,279
Speaker 1: Have a good day. Okay, okay, sorry what we're saying,

571
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:53,560
Speaker 1: I'm fighting the fire hose. You're fighting the fire hose.

572
00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:55,799
Speaker 1: It's a bad draw for you are since it's a

573
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:58,839
Speaker 1: bad draw, that is not a good draw. I got

574
00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:01,399
Speaker 1: one thing I do, which is fires. He's got one

575
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:04,080
Speaker 1: thing he does, which is put out fires. Right. I

576
00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:06,000
Speaker 1: have a feeling this is going to end in the draw,

577
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:09,439
Speaker 1: but we're gonna go ahead and see how it goes.

578
00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:12,719
Speaker 1: I mean, just you have personality like you did. You

579
00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:16,640
Speaker 1: can see the wrestling match quite sure. Well it's going yeah,

580
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:22,200
Speaker 1: I know. I'm also like sometimes I get confused better

581
00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:25,319
Speaker 1: but you know, I'll tell you this. I'll tell you

582
00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:28,200
Speaker 1: this alright. Regardless of seats, it's just fun to be

583
00:39:28,239 --> 00:39:32,600
Speaker 1: in the mix. If food dogs, you guys want some

584
00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:37,160
Speaker 1: tofu dogs? Yeah? Sure? Wait a second, Holy Ship, you

585
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:38,360
Speaker 1: were the guy that came on my roof and we

586
00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:47,560
Speaker 1: were watching the Mets game. Yeah right, Jerry, what was it? Jerry? Right?

587
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:51,319
Speaker 1: You remember the name wishing you went on a date

588
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:56,040
Speaker 1: with someone at that appetizer Applebee's right, remember my love?

589
00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:07,719
Speaker 1: And then you right because of the tube shortage? Yeah, yeah, man,

590
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:09,440
Speaker 1: how are you well? I just I just had this

591
00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:13,600
Speaker 1: kind of memory. How are you? Man? And then he

592
00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:19,320
Speaker 1: sold us weener weeklies. Yeah, there's no way that's you too.

593
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:26,280
Speaker 1: That's are you pomp my echo? Brad fresh pomping echo?

594
00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:33,839
Speaker 1: Brad my neck? My wife want necks? Pass him down,

595
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:41,320
Speaker 1: him down. Also, there's a team arsons, got fire hose

596
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:45,720
Speaker 1: and the headlock. Things are looking good for ours. Fire

597
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:49,040
Speaker 1: hoses wiggling out. Hey man, I do me a favorite man?

598
00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:52,160
Speaker 1: Can you shut the funk up when I'm watching? Can

599
00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:55,399
Speaker 1: you shut the funk up when I'm watching? My son

600
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:57,480
Speaker 1: has bad vision, okay, and he needs to hear me

601
00:40:57,520 --> 00:41:02,040
Speaker 1: say it. I didn't know that ever since. And the

602
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:05,560
Speaker 1: fire you want to join me? I'm not really a speaker,

603
00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:11,040
Speaker 1: so it helps. I had enjoy hearing both of the voices.

604
00:41:12,239 --> 00:41:17,520
Speaker 1: What okay, look, Hank. I know I just woke up

605
00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:20,360
Speaker 1: and I missed most of that episode, but for the

606
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:22,200
Speaker 1: little bit that I heard, I think it's the best

607
00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:25,080
Speaker 1: stuff that we've put out yet. Why don't we release

608
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:29,719
Speaker 1: that podcast. I mean, all the dick weener puns like

609
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:34,000
Speaker 1: that was good. Um, the you know, the the way

610
00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:37,279
Speaker 1: it came back around with the wrestlers. I mean, this

611
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:40,120
Speaker 1: should be our first release. Where's my jacket? Is it

612
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:46,279
Speaker 1: under this fucking bread? Why is there so much bread? Look,

613
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:49,319
Speaker 1: it's two thirty A yeah. Wait, it's the only way

614
00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:53,400
Speaker 1: they have energies to have carbs. All right, listen, I'm

615
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:58,200
Speaker 1: convinced starting tonight we're gonna launch the improvised podcast Everybody.

616
00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:03,120
Speaker 1: We're gonna save the world. World, It's gonna save the world.

617
00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:04,600
Speaker 1: We said that at the same time. That was like

618
00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:08,319
Speaker 1: a mind meld moment. It was not exactly at the

619
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:11,640
Speaker 1: same time, but but neither of us was waiting for

620
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:14,120
Speaker 1: the other to start saying it was. It was inspired

621
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Speaker 1: by nature's course, I feel as a team and saving

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Speaker 1: let's thank you to our alchemist. See what they're up to.

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Speaker 1: Chris Alvarado, thanks so much. Cool, it's so nice to

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Speaker 1: at Chriss Alvarado. Check out my improv podcast, The Comedy Fix,

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Speaker 1: Comedy Fix. That's it, I think nice. James Haney, well,

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Speaker 1: well hello everyone, thank you for being here today. It's

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Speaker 1: been a pleasure. Uh, if you have the opportunity, check

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Speaker 1: out game Front on YouTube. We're doing a lot of

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Speaker 1: Thanks for having me. It's always a pleasure. Cole, you're

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Speaker 1: gentleman and a host and uh, yeah, you can find

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Speaker 1: me at the Comedy Fix. Gregoski always great to talk

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Speaker 1: about Wieners. Uh. Winners, of course come from Vienna, which

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Speaker 1: a sausage from Vienna is a is a Wiener or

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Speaker 1: the mistaken impression that veener schnitzel has something to do

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Speaker 1: We all love you. We all just want to We

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Speaker 1: a Hill House. It's so good, It's scary, spooky. Sp

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Speaker 1: October's upon us. It's here and I know we're still

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Speaker 1: Get spooked up. I don't think I can. I don't

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Speaker 1: got hurt, you know, right right, It's all fun, make

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Speaker 1: believe no spoiler. I'm at Cole Stratton or at Stratton Cold,

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Speaker 1: depending on the social thing. Go to s sketch Fest

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Speaker 1: dot com. We're coming back in January, that is what's happening.

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Speaker 1: So line up will be out in a couple of months. Also,

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Speaker 1: if you are watching Impeachment American Crime Story, episode one

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Speaker 1: features not only Mr Kevin Pollock, host of this podcast,

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Speaker 1: but also the subhost of this podcast, me Col Stratton,

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Speaker 1: as a real dick out of a reporter. So if

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Speaker 1: for us both in that Uh there it is. Let's

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Speaker 1: uh thanks to our engineering producer Doug Baine and the

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Speaker 1: fine folks at I Heart Media dot com. Please write

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Speaker 1: to us at Alchemy this email at gmail dot com.

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Speaker 1: That's Alchemy this email at dot com. Until next time,