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Speaker 1: of where you're listening and where you're listening, I want

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Speaker 1: to welcome to season ninety four, Episode four of The

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Speaker 1: day lee Zeitgeist, a production of Iye Herit Radio. This

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Speaker 1: is a podcast where look, we take a deep dive

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Speaker 1: in America's shared consciousness, uh, subconscious all the kinds of

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Speaker 1: all forms of consciousness, higher consciousness, lower consciousness, every and

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Speaker 1: everything in between, and say, just off the rim a

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Speaker 1: big fuck you to Coke Industries and Fox News. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that ship is trash s way, get it off the airwaves.

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Speaker 1: It is Thursday, August A, two thousand ninety. My name

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Speaker 1: is Miles Gray, a k. Hey, it's just Miles of Gray.

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Speaker 1: Then hot Taste though through on the daily Zank. Guys.

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Speaker 1: You know that is the Fox News. Okay, and there.

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Speaker 1: I wish there was more, but there's not, and we'll

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Speaker 1: leave it right. There's coming in support. Thank you so

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Speaker 1: much too. At Max Saws three nineteen Dennis Spliff Jr.

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Speaker 1: For that a k um one of the few people

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Speaker 1: who understood the song I was referencing when I say

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Speaker 1: just for the days, So keep those aks coming and

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Speaker 1: then I'll have another challenge Friday, so you'll have the

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Speaker 1: weekend to get your ideas. But I digress. It's time

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Speaker 1: to get to my guest host, someone who is an

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Speaker 1: a one day one who has been holding it down,

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Speaker 1: holding the showdown, holding me down for a long time,

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Speaker 1: and whenever I need somebody to sit across from me

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Speaker 1: and guest coast guest co hosts been co pilot this ship.

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Speaker 1: It is my honor to introduce the scam got us herself,

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Speaker 1: Miss Lacey Mosley. Hey, y'all, it's lazy lastly, OK, scam

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Speaker 1: got us a k A scamming everything is what I don't.

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Speaker 1: I can take it like a pro one. You won't know.

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Speaker 1: So with grow, I'm a comprom got your fadlers jumping

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Speaker 1: like a disc that can't be at some Chris go

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Speaker 1: and all you gotta say is lazy gulls. Don't say

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Speaker 1: my government to the cops. Oh wow, that's kind of me.

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Speaker 1: I wrote that. Now, Yeah, earlier when you were working

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Speaker 1: like you're like, oh the socket to me, I was like,

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Speaker 1: oh did somebody send you something? And I should have

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Speaker 1: known you were you were in the last I want

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Speaker 1: to take you back that album be missing misdemeanor, Elliott

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Speaker 1: shout out to a queen. Yes, also that album. I

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Speaker 1: can't talk enough about it. I will, I get I

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Speaker 1: get a little choked up actually thinking about it. That

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Speaker 1: and then Caro not his remix of Socking to me. Yes,

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Speaker 1: pretty much any case? Not. Um, Well, you know what, Lacey,

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Speaker 1: We're thrilled, yes to be joined by a hilarious comedian improviser,

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Speaker 1: someone who is actually celebrating their comedy anniversary pond this

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Speaker 1: day with us, which I consider a great honor because

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Speaker 1: I mean, you've soared to great heights if you were

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Speaker 1: here after just three years in comedy. Please welcome our

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Speaker 1: guest Pulvi. Oh my goodness, High that was amazing. That

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Speaker 1: intro was fantastic. I believe you are a scam goddess. Yes,

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Speaker 1: um what am I going to get that free trip

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Speaker 1: of that vacation rental place? So you are? You just

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Speaker 1: got about seven more installments? Okay, yeah, you got to

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Speaker 1: finish in right. But I thought if you said once

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Speaker 1: I do the first payment. What first you said? Just

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Speaker 1: trust me, it's it's gonna be tightest. Just give me

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Speaker 1: the first payment and then you can come check it out.

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Speaker 1: We're three payments in now. And also the mono rail

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Speaker 1: to the yea, yeah didst So glad you brought that

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Speaker 1: up actually, because that's why you haven't been able to

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Speaker 1: visit the properties, because the monorail is being worked on.

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Speaker 1: But keep the payments up because if you stop the payment,

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Speaker 1: than everything I have to Okay, yeah, I remember you, right, Yeah, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm yeah. Oh yeah, these goji berries. My

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Speaker 1: skin has never been dryer. Um. Well, anyway, we're gonna

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Speaker 1: get to know you a little bit better. But first

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Speaker 1: let's talk about what we are we're in discuss today. Um. Shock,

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying this right now. He might be worse

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Speaker 1: for Papa John's than John Schnader was. He put out

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Speaker 1: this video. I don't know what the funk is going on.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what this idea he has is. But

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Speaker 1: momentarily because you also, among other things like vacation investment opportunities,

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Speaker 1: you're also an art collector. Um. I can't believe you

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Speaker 1: actually got me a bank Yeah, banks for fourteen dollars,

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Speaker 1: I've made it so, and Lacey will tell us a

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Speaker 1: talk about a little feud going on between AOC and

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Speaker 1: Mitch McConnell. Uh, Joaquin Cashtro just just go off, Joaquin.

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Speaker 1: Do what you do cause a bit of a commotion

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Speaker 1: on Twitter, and many other things, including a scam involving guacamole,

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Speaker 1: which I feel like Lacey you might be interested in

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Speaker 1: this one of course. Yeah. So but first, Hi, what

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Speaker 1: is something from your search history that is revealing about

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Speaker 1: who you are? I looked at Marxism yesterday and I

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Speaker 1: And I like, I just when it comes to like

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Speaker 1: happening today, but I like, don't know, like Marxism versus

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Speaker 1: like you know what I mean, Like I mixed them

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Speaker 1: all up? What was you looking it up for? Were

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Speaker 1: you just like saying at home? Literally was like, what

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Speaker 1: the funk is Marxism? And went like how does it

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Speaker 1: like we got a whole free internet. You just go

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Speaker 1: They just like pick whatever source agrees with it on

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Speaker 1: my side to me, yeah, Tickipedia, come on, come on, Trickipedia.

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Speaker 1: It's what I say it is. And truthfully, everything can

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Speaker 1: be a fact if it's just believed for long enough.

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Speaker 1: That's true. That's actually what I learned. She said it

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Speaker 1: a lot. You have false facts, and you have That's

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Speaker 1: it is the truth. Yeah, I'm just no, I'm just

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Speaker 1: thinking of that business presentation you gave to me, which

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Speaker 1: over and over says say it with me, this is

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Speaker 1: not a scam. And we said it over and over.

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Speaker 1: She's like, you might think it's too it's too good

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Speaker 1: to be true. Three bedrooms with DOC access for a

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Speaker 1: a scam. Say it with me, and knowing that it

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Speaker 1: I'm like, no, I I guess on this, but not

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Speaker 1: you're saying it's bullshit. Right, Well, I'll just tell people

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Speaker 1: that dollar seventy five is not worth it. Okay, they're

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Speaker 1: just trying to get your money. Do you have U's overrated? Okay,

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Speaker 1: this is gonna be I don't realize how many listeners

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Speaker 1: you guys had before I thought about this. And I

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Speaker 1: she's amazing. I know, I know, I know, I know

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Speaker 1: she's amazing. She's a philanthropist, she's inspirational, her story is fantastic,

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Speaker 1: but she doesn't know about science, and she's enabled a

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Speaker 1: like Dr Phil Well, he's like a PhD. And but

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Speaker 1: practiced psychology since two thousand six. She gave Jenny McCarthy

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Speaker 1: she like helps start that. But a Yan is an

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Speaker 1: older black woman with large breasts, so she is she's

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Speaker 1: qualified to do what she does anything. Yeah, if you

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Speaker 1: Like Dr Phil has been yelling at about if you

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Speaker 1: Basically there are, but there are Instagram thought medical doctors

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Speaker 1: and they're like more legit than doctors. Doctors. I naked,

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Speaker 1: but I know science, Like doctor is wearing a white

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Speaker 1: saw Dr Phil. I don't know why. I think I'm

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Speaker 1: defending him. This just means there was an era in college.

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Speaker 1: watching motherfucking Dr Phil. I would watch Bob Brass episodes

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Speaker 1: I turned and I was like, Okay, now I hang

422
00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:56,560
Speaker 1: on to you so deeply. Every ounce of your drink,

423
00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:59,880
Speaker 1: like coconut water is regular water, Now wash your face

424
00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:04,600
Speaker 1: with it. Just like I'm lucky. We all got that

425
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:07,200
Speaker 1: that that nice melanie in our skin. I think we're

426
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:09,360
Speaker 1: gonna stay. But I'm trying to back it up. I'm

427
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:12,440
Speaker 1: doing moisturizeres on top and creams and injections. So you

428
00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:15,280
Speaker 1: got the backup hard drive and time machine and iCloud

429
00:23:15,359 --> 00:23:18,440
Speaker 1: running back every day. I will start injections soon. But no,

430
00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:23,720
Speaker 1: I don't go to Angela bast You doesn't even go. No,

431
00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:27,200
Speaker 1: she does. She have worked, honey, don't tell me that. Dude.

432
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:31,119
Speaker 1: Men are so dumb. Okay, literally, like this guy was

433
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:32,840
Speaker 1: talking about this girl and he was like, her lips

434
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:38,359
Speaker 1: are so beautiful, and like those are their injections. No, no, no,

435
00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:40,439
Speaker 1: I have pushed back on that because I'm pretty good

436
00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:45,400
Speaker 1: at spotting obvious. Uh plastic everyone. No, No, Angela Bassett though,

437
00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:48,600
Speaker 1: if you look at Angels, she's not sucking around. She's

438
00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:51,160
Speaker 1: not her Her lips didn't get it like big or anything.

439
00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:54,959
Speaker 1: She's just her face has remained subtle. She probably went

440
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,240
Speaker 1: to whoever is doing the Kardashians. She got a very

441
00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:59,440
Speaker 1: subtle you know what I mean. It's anything, It's like

442
00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:03,040
Speaker 1: so move okay, hold on. The Kardashians are like way

443
00:24:03,119 --> 00:24:05,639
Speaker 1: more obvious. I was trying to talk about Papa John's

444
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:11,879
Speaker 1: I just forgot that. I'm like, where the funk are okay, okay, Shaquiline.

445
00:24:12,359 --> 00:24:17,399
Speaker 1: The point being, despite that wonderful everyone's lit as flastic

446
00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:21,119
Speaker 1: surgery and as convincing Lacey not to get plastic surgery. Um,

447
00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:24,879
Speaker 1: yeah you're beautiful. Yeah yeah, I'm going to be like

448
00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:30,640
Speaker 1: robotically beautiful. I'm I'm gonna be like her, like her

449
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:33,080
Speaker 1: just the voice. Eventually yeah, She's like, no, you don't

450
00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:36,040
Speaker 1: need to see my face. I'm the character of this

451
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:39,440
Speaker 1: city is an experience. Squil dot A dot C dot

452
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:41,800
Speaker 1: I dot okay, Dan Shaquille O'Neill have worked on or not?

453
00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:45,520
Speaker 1: Here we go? He has I mean a little deep

454
00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:47,480
Speaker 1: set lines, but I think you know that comes with age.

455
00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:50,200
Speaker 1: But he was so in this video, he's saying he's

456
00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:53,080
Speaker 1: at this secret board meeting. He's unveiling like a secret

457
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:58,520
Speaker 1: new or like this new thing and you don't know

458
00:24:58,560 --> 00:25:01,680
Speaker 1: what the fun is going on, just like remember papada.

459
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:04,080
Speaker 1: So he's saying he's pointing to a thing on the

460
00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:05,960
Speaker 1: table and they're calling it a papadia. And when you

461
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:07,600
Speaker 1: look at it, it looks like the shape of a

462
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:10,000
Speaker 1: case of dea, you know, like but it's basically a

463
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:12,720
Speaker 1: folded and half pizza cut like a case of DIA.

464
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:15,879
Speaker 1: But also they spelled Papadia p A p A d

465
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:20,400
Speaker 1: I A instead of Hell. You know, I think maybe

466
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:23,159
Speaker 1: just because of the previous leadership at the company they

467
00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:25,840
Speaker 1: didn't want to venture into. I don't think they're gonna

468
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:28,560
Speaker 1: appropriate it without calling it. Yeah, I think you're doing

469
00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:31,200
Speaker 1: a white appropriation of it, which chills me. The racism

470
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:33,240
Speaker 1: is still going on because if you goes steal the

471
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Speaker 1: V and put the put the put the A in there,

472
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:41,800
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. But the thing is, I'm

473
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:44,840
Speaker 1: more upset that it's a motherfucking folded in half pizza

474
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:50,720
Speaker 1: just cut different. But even then, but because we live

475
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:55,800
Speaker 1: in the age of reboots. Okay, we rebooting Cinderella, we

476
00:25:55,920 --> 00:26:01,080
Speaker 1: rebooting Little Mermaid, we rebooting Pizza wanted all donnut reboot

477
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:07,080
Speaker 1: of the Pizza d I don't even yea again. Could

478
00:26:07,119 --> 00:26:10,119
Speaker 1: be great, might not be will never know. We're probably

479
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:13,920
Speaker 1: gonna eat it one night, I will never know, Like, oh, really,

480
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:18,320
Speaker 1: do care about your health? Oh? I don't know. I don't,

481
00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:22,159
Speaker 1: but I have. Yeah, I love talk about Here's my

482
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:26,119
Speaker 1: main issue with the video though, certain angles of people

483
00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:31,080
Speaker 1: like Shaquille O'Neal is in this video angle of it

484
00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:33,280
Speaker 1: makes me feel like I know what it's like to

485
00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:35,240
Speaker 1: have sex with Shaquille O'Neal, and I don't like that,

486
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:40,280
Speaker 1: like a man on top of you, like, and I

487
00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:43,359
Speaker 1: don't like It's like it's like POV from a woman's

488
00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:46,600
Speaker 1: perspective of what she hates. It's like the only porn

489
00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:51,560
Speaker 1: category that's not been certain nightmare POV, porn. No, But

490
00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:54,640
Speaker 1: then you've compared it to like to like that generation's

491
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:57,359
Speaker 1: like selfies. I don't think about my dad's selfies and yeah,

492
00:26:57,560 --> 00:27:00,080
Speaker 1: that's what it looks, that's what your mom does, what

493
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:05,920
Speaker 1: your mom saw forever. Welcome tonightmare, smooth Lacy. Let's move

494
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:09,639
Speaker 1: on to a bit of a dream. Okay. Beyonce, she

495
00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:14,000
Speaker 1: is in the Smithsonian Portrait Gallery now in the permanent collection,

496
00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:18,400
Speaker 1: also snaps for her Yes, and more importantly, the woman

497
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:20,000
Speaker 1: who took the photo, right, isn't she like one of

498
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:24,359
Speaker 1: the youngest photographers. It's a woman or man? It's a man.

499
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:29,679
Speaker 1: He's he's one of the youngest photographers to yeah, he uh,

500
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:31,879
Speaker 1: and I think he is the only black man. So

501
00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:34,720
Speaker 1: it was that one. Okay, Yeah, with the like the

502
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:39,320
Speaker 1: amazing star sunburst crown. She's wearing, and there was a

503
00:27:39,359 --> 00:27:42,880
Speaker 1: little bit of internet backlash basically because they were which

504
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:44,600
Speaker 1: I thought was dumb, Like I was reading on scene

505
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:47,240
Speaker 1: looking at the trolls because it's like, she doesn't deserve

506
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:49,920
Speaker 1: to be there, and she's not historic yet and what

507
00:27:50,119 --> 00:27:51,840
Speaker 1: is she a doctor? What did she cure? I'm like,

508
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:54,800
Speaker 1: it's the art museum, y'all. Beyonce art. She literally walked

509
00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:57,159
Speaker 1: around the art Would you have so much ship in

510
00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:59,600
Speaker 1: the museum anyway? From people like you don't even know

511
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:04,639
Speaker 1: right what is she? Okay, I'm trying to think right now,

512
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:06,920
Speaker 1: like people who are in there that you could probably like, yeah,

513
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:09,160
Speaker 1: what the fund is that person doing in there? Don

514
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:11,560
Speaker 1: Notts has a portrait there? What then is he doing

515
00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:12,720
Speaker 1: in there? No, I don't know if he does, but

516
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,880
Speaker 1: that just feels like the kind of ship that would

517
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:17,080
Speaker 1: be in there. Hold on, I really just can't want

518
00:28:17,119 --> 00:28:21,480
Speaker 1: to see. Okay, there's Bob Hope. Look if Bob hopes

519
00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:24,160
Speaker 1: in there, Beyonce is definitely in there. Okay. Lena Horn, Okay,

520
00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:27,200
Speaker 1: you can put her in that category. John Brown Meteor

521
00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:29,440
Speaker 1: of the South, I mean, a historic figure. There's people

522
00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:32,760
Speaker 1: like fucking Kelly Slater. Come on, man, he's a surfer.

523
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:37,320
Speaker 1: Beyonce's can be in there. Y'all relax, Please take a

524
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:40,240
Speaker 1: second and just relax. First, I want you to have

525
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:46,120
Speaker 1: like Kelly Slater's fan base comeback that even then, I'm

526
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:48,320
Speaker 1: not even saying Kelly Slater shouldn't be in there. It's like, what,

527
00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:50,880
Speaker 1: who gives a funk? Like right, if they're like Kelly Slater,

528
00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:55,760
Speaker 1: great fucking surfing, that what's the problem then the polarizing

529
00:28:55,960 --> 00:29:00,200
Speaker 1: person for people because you either lookogetically yeah, well don't

530
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:03,080
Speaker 1: even just that. I think it's mostly that Beyonce has

531
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:06,760
Speaker 1: reached a level of work ethic and just astounding success

532
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:09,040
Speaker 1: that you either look at her and you're like some

533
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:12,200
Speaker 1: deep insecurities like I could never and so you're like

534
00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:15,640
Speaker 1: fuck that, or you look at her and you're like, damn,

535
00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:18,600
Speaker 1: I should try. And so that's that's me. I'm like, oh,

536
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:19,960
Speaker 1: I get up every day and like, if I have

537
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,240
Speaker 1: a productive day, that's my Beyonce hours. That means I

538
00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:24,360
Speaker 1: had a day from start to finish where I did

539
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:25,960
Speaker 1: a lot of ship And I'm like, Okay, that's how

540
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:31,280
Speaker 1: Beyonce live. Every day. Okay, let me try five out

541
00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:35,640
Speaker 1: your workout and eating an apple saying you're hungry, saying

542
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:37,800
Speaker 1: you're hungry, then maybe a little bit of lettuce, so

543
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:42,880
Speaker 1: you know, go to several jobs, having like three children

544
00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:46,560
Speaker 1: in a flower garden, growing a child from the earth,

545
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:49,840
Speaker 1: hiding the child, like making sure no one ever gets

546
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:54,640
Speaker 1: to lay eyes on your seed. People the twins very rarely,

547
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:57,160
Speaker 1: but I understand that because y'all tour Blue Ivy up,

548
00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:59,040
Speaker 1: so I wish she wasn't gonna give us the twins.

549
00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:00,760
Speaker 1: It's like Beyonce is like the opposite of what Kim

550
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:02,320
Speaker 1: k does with her kids. Kim kads like give me

551
00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:11,640
Speaker 1: my little cute baby and put on the maine. Do

552
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:18,040
Speaker 1: they make pasties for baby's? Like? How much longer can

553
00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:20,800
Speaker 1: I pass off my child as Japanese like kimonos to

554
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:23,000
Speaker 1: be popping being like, oh, I came up with the

555
00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:25,640
Speaker 1: one legged cats suit. Okay, Flo Joe, we got we

556
00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:31,560
Speaker 1: We didn't one legged diaper. Anyway, Let's move on to

557
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:34,800
Speaker 1: some other people that ain't ship Mitch McConnell um. Recently,

558
00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:37,480
Speaker 1: I think over the weekend or yeah, there was a

559
00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:39,720
Speaker 1: photo that came out on Facebook with a bunch of

560
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:43,800
Speaker 1: fine young men who were choking and groping a cardboard

561
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:47,240
Speaker 1: cut out of Alexandria Kasio Cortez UM and they're all

562
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:49,800
Speaker 1: wearing Team Mitch t shirts at like, I don't know,

563
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:51,760
Speaker 1: some kind of event, and she called him out and

564
00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:54,240
Speaker 1: she's like, is this what you pay your campaign staff

565
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:55,960
Speaker 1: to do? Like, is this is this sort of the

566
00:30:56,360 --> 00:31:00,520
Speaker 1: ethos of the Mitch McConnell campaign. Um came back and

567
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:03,120
Speaker 1: they clarified these are just high school kids and were volunteers,

568
00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:06,040
Speaker 1: but this is this was the response that they gave

569
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:09,400
Speaker 1: was that this is from Mitch mcconnaugh's campaign managers, saying

570
00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:12,840
Speaker 1: the media is using the image to quote, demonize, stereotype

571
00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:15,720
Speaker 1: and publicly castigate every young person who dares to get

572
00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:20,000
Speaker 1: involved with Republican politics. These young men are not campaign staff,

573
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:22,760
Speaker 1: they are high schoolers. Team Mitch in no way condones

574
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:25,480
Speaker 1: any aggressive, suggestive, or demeaning act whatever, just a fucking

575
00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:28,800
Speaker 1: boilerplate ship. But the essentially of like, look, they're you know,

576
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:32,640
Speaker 1: boys will be boys, you know, right, Relax. Here's the

577
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:36,320
Speaker 1: crazy thing about it is, think about having just such

578
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:40,280
Speaker 1: a nasty ass, gross ass following like a base that's

579
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:43,560
Speaker 1: just the most deplorable, disgusting human beings that even when

580
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:46,240
Speaker 1: they do something that is wildly inappropriate. You can't even

581
00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:49,880
Speaker 1: just be like that was wild, that's not what I support.

582
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:52,160
Speaker 1: I didn't know they were doing that. You gotta be like, look,

583
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:55,240
Speaker 1: boys will be boys. You know, creeps will be creeps.

584
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:58,240
Speaker 1: But but those are my that's my fan base. So

585
00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:00,960
Speaker 1: I can't insult them. I have to uplift them and

586
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,360
Speaker 1: then in the same token say that they do not

587
00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:06,000
Speaker 1: represent me. But I can't piss them off because I

588
00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:07,560
Speaker 1: need them to vote for me. Feel like you just

589
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:09,720
Speaker 1: become like a shell of a person, like let whatever

590
00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:14,200
Speaker 1: morals the like crowd there or attracts you or whatever

591
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:16,760
Speaker 1: is like it just lets you fill it up. That's like, yeah,

592
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:19,760
Speaker 1: that's like rapists for Mitchell Connell. Look me as Mitch,

593
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:22,840
Speaker 1: I'm not doing the rapes, right, He's like, the boys

594
00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:25,480
Speaker 1: will be boys. This is the thing actually clapped back

595
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:28,400
Speaker 1: pretty significantly. She said, quote boys will be boys? Is

596
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:30,440
Speaker 1: that the reason why you've chosen to block the Violence

597
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:33,400
Speaker 1: Against Women Act two? It prevents dating partners with records

598
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:36,200
Speaker 1: of abuse and stocking women also an early warning sign

599
00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:39,840
Speaker 1: from for many mass shooters from obtaining a gun and

600
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:42,120
Speaker 1: just sort of like, right, it's this sort of mentality

601
00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:45,200
Speaker 1: right that that's what got Brett Havanaugh confirmed of this

602
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:48,560
Speaker 1: idea of just being like, you know, when it comes

603
00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:52,000
Speaker 1: to white young men, they can be boys. You know, uh,

604
00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:54,280
Speaker 1: you know they're only seventeen or whatever. But you know,

605
00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:58,320
Speaker 1: if you're you're grown, asked man, you should have known better.

606
00:32:58,400 --> 00:32:59,960
Speaker 1: Why are you intimidating the police? Why are you play

607
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:03,360
Speaker 1: with in a park. There is like there are studies,

608
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:05,360
Speaker 1: well actually this isn't their role in this now, um,

609
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:14,200
Speaker 1: their studies I'm not adductor Okay, well the book one, um,

610
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:18,560
Speaker 1: their studies that show that like, uh, first of all,

611
00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:21,120
Speaker 1: like with the whole like police brutality thing, their studies

612
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:24,600
Speaker 1: that show that like most police departments, it's like overall

613
00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:27,320
Speaker 1: are like mostly Caucasian, and they have an inherent bias

614
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:29,400
Speaker 1: that they think that black people are stronger than they

615
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:32,080
Speaker 1: actually are. That's where they like the animalistic like all

616
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:35,200
Speaker 1: they attribute more strength to like children. So it's like

617
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:37,400
Speaker 1: combined those two things. Yeah, and even with women, that's

618
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:40,360
Speaker 1: why black women don't get prescribed painkillers is often because

619
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:46,480
Speaker 1: maternity or maternal mortality rates are insane for black women. Yeah,

620
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:48,960
Speaker 1: like the whole black woman's trope of being a strong

621
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:51,480
Speaker 1: Black woman has really started to be such a detriment

622
00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:53,840
Speaker 1: to us, Like even like Black Girl magic, like we've

623
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:56,760
Speaker 1: just met magic like special and worth worthy of love,

624
00:33:56,840 --> 00:34:00,880
Speaker 1: and they were like no magical, Yeah, must you doing it?

625
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:04,800
Speaker 1: Or something like oh well, what do you mean you

626
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:07,400
Speaker 1: can't make five dollars a month work some of that

627
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:12,280
Speaker 1: black show magic like that that the resolve of somebody

628
00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:14,239
Speaker 1: is not meant to say like, oh, that's a greater

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Speaker 1: excuse to continue to not get advantage. Continue. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you make great art out of it. Just keep doing that.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you got your Beyonce portrait in there. That's magical, right,

632
00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:29,800
Speaker 1: she's wearing a crown. But this image is like like

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00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:31,960
Speaker 1: I just looked at it and it's pretty disturbing. Like

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00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:34,799
Speaker 1: one of them is like choking her and smiling. Yeah,

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00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:38,000
Speaker 1: and these again, you know, this is the attitude that

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Speaker 1: people have just you know, boys will be boys, but

637
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:43,239
Speaker 1: this is boys will be boys is the most toxic shit.

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00:34:43,719 --> 00:34:46,520
Speaker 1: It's it's not saying no, let's we need to actually

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00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:50,040
Speaker 1: begin to um have an evolution around like what we

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00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:53,919
Speaker 1: consider like what is acceptable masculinity or what masculinity even

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00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:59,759
Speaker 1: is or means sucking insulting to boys like monsters will

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00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:05,160
Speaker 1: be monsters, Like yeah, but I mean that's always been

643
00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:07,120
Speaker 1: a constant threat, is that, you know, women are taught

644
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:08,960
Speaker 1: to protect ourselves from men, and if we're not doing

645
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:11,280
Speaker 1: enough to protect ourselves from men, then like if the boogeyman,

646
00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:14,760
Speaker 1: the literal boogeyman comes and gets us, and that's our fault.

647
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:18,000
Speaker 1: But also, I just don't understand why Mr couln't just

648
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:20,760
Speaker 1: come out and say what they were doing was inappropriate.

649
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:24,080
Speaker 1: I'm sure they're young and immature, but it's still not okay.

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00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:27,720
Speaker 1: It was more excuses, yain. He literally tried to defend

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00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:29,959
Speaker 1: their actions, did not say that their actions were wrong

652
00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:32,400
Speaker 1: anywhere in there. He just tried to remove himself from

653
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:34,680
Speaker 1: their narrative by saying that they don't work for him,

654
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:38,040
Speaker 1: right exactly. And they said it was a non school event, um,

655
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:40,600
Speaker 1: And they said the school they went to, they were

656
00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:43,840
Speaker 1: aware of the photo circulating on social media, and this

657
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,320
Speaker 1: matter has been addressed with the students and the families involved.

658
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:48,640
Speaker 1: It's not even like it's like, well we talked to him,

659
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:53,400
Speaker 1: it's not publicly saying no that that's obviously ridiculous to

660
00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:55,880
Speaker 1: all be in therapy because they all little fucking criminals.

661
00:35:56,080 --> 00:36:00,200
Speaker 1: I remember when George Bush had his fan are down ship.

662
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:03,440
Speaker 1: I'm from Texas and I used to like raise the

663
00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:06,640
Speaker 1: whites out of George Bush's eyes and everything before Donald Trump.

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00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:10,520
Speaker 1: And now look at George Bush and I'm like, damn, yeah,

665
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:13,960
Speaker 1: still still know, but now now by comparison George. But

666
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:15,200
Speaker 1: just like y'all said I was gonna be the worst

667
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:18,440
Speaker 1: president in history, and look at her now. But no,

668
00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:21,080
Speaker 1: Trump hasn't taken what depends right, because I mean, you

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00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:23,080
Speaker 1: can have this debate all the time. There's there's a

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00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:25,080
Speaker 1: certain aspect of what is happening, like out in the

671
00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:28,000
Speaker 1: open versus like the open assault on our rights that

672
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:32,160
Speaker 1: involved with Yeah, that's why there's a little bit of

673
00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:34,359
Speaker 1: revisionist history to look back at George Bush. But don't

674
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:36,080
Speaker 1: get it sucked up. I mean, he started a fucking

675
00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:38,799
Speaker 1: war that completely fucked up an entire section of earth.

676
00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:41,279
Speaker 1: But again I get it, I don't. I don't mean

677
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Speaker 1: to take the wind out of yourself, because yes, obviously

678
00:36:43,239 --> 00:36:45,680
Speaker 1: Donald Trump is a fucking terrible president. But no, no, no,

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00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:50,680
Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm saying that as a jump But we

680
00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:52,239
Speaker 1: used to like a raise the little eyes out and

681
00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:55,160
Speaker 1: stuff as kids, but we weren't like grabbing George Bush's

682
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:58,839
Speaker 1: cut out crotch and choking him like well and then

683
00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:00,799
Speaker 1: also two but this is this goes on to sort

684
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:03,160
Speaker 1: of where we're at two, where again, just like with

685
00:37:03,239 --> 00:37:05,759
Speaker 1: Brett Kavanaugh, we have there are men that are rising

686
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:08,479
Speaker 1: to positions of power, that are behaving in a certain

687
00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:10,759
Speaker 1: way that we're trying to say, is actually not acceptable

688
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:12,960
Speaker 1: for people to hold these kinds of positions. And then

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00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,279
Speaker 1: you have these young people who are presumably engaged in

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00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:18,400
Speaker 1: politics or pretending or just want to troll people of

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Speaker 1: color or whatever or Lives triggered the Lives with their

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Speaker 1: team Mitch gear Um, who are sort of engaging in

693
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:25,440
Speaker 1: the same thing that we're like, no, no, no, this

694
00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:28,560
Speaker 1: is something from the pastor trying to also like what

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00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:31,799
Speaker 1: a fucking boring ass team to join, Like I didn't

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00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:34,400
Speaker 1: even know they had those shirts like pick another like

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00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:39,160
Speaker 1: hate filled person who's like more active than yeah, you're

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00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:42,000
Speaker 1: not even like yeah, he's effective, but you're not even

699
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:44,080
Speaker 1: on a fun team. But that's the whole point though,

700
00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:46,520
Speaker 1: Like he's a grim reaper and like that's chill because

701
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:48,759
Speaker 1: his neck looks like lunch meat. That's why they didn't

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00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:52,080
Speaker 1: put his face on it. So UM moving on though,

703
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:55,120
Speaker 1: because this is another sort of indication of where we're at. UM.

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Speaker 1: Joaquin Castro, who is Julian Cashrow's brother UM and campaign manager,

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Speaker 1: tweeted out UM a list of people who are basically

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00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:06,560
Speaker 1: maxed out donors already maxed out donors to the Trump

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Speaker 1: twenty campaign. This His tweet was sad to see so

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00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:13,200
Speaker 1: many San Antonio's as twenty nineteen maximum donors to Donald Trump.

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Speaker 1: The owner of Bill Miller Barbecue, owner of the Historic Pearl,

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00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:20,240
Speaker 1: realtor Phillis Browning, etcetera. Their contributions are fueling a campaign

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00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:23,360
Speaker 1: of hate that labels Hispanic immigrants as quote invaders and

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00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:25,960
Speaker 1: has you know, all this information down that says, you know,

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00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:30,720
Speaker 1: uh so and so Mary Hewitt retired, or Mary Barrett retired,

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00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:34,080
Speaker 1: Lynn Lawrence Jack Lawrence Corps. So it's all these places

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Speaker 1: and where they work the right blue up and we're

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Speaker 1: basically saying, like you're doxing these people. And this is

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00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:45,800
Speaker 1: no different than the hit list that the shooter in Dayton,

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Speaker 1: Ohio had. Now, first of all, we'll get this, we'll

719
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:50,080
Speaker 1: get to these point by point. This the reason this

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00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:52,160
Speaker 1: information is out there is because when you make a

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00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:56,840
Speaker 1: fucking campaign contribution, the Federal Elections Committee there they have

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00:38:56,960 --> 00:39:00,160
Speaker 1: all this information and it's publicly available. So you can

723
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:03,280
Speaker 1: understand because there's transparency and who is contributing to campaigns.

724
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:07,160
Speaker 1: This isn't they didn't hack some fucking database. Also, y'all,

725
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:09,440
Speaker 1: if you ever this is a great tool for anyone

726
00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:12,000
Speaker 1: really interested in politics and where money is going. Check

727
00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:14,560
Speaker 1: out open secrets dot org. That is a website that

728
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:16,680
Speaker 1: compiles a lot of this FEC information and you can

729
00:39:16,719 --> 00:39:18,520
Speaker 1: just search by candidate. You can search a name, you

730
00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:21,719
Speaker 1: can find out if your boss who they contribute to UM.

731
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:25,000
Speaker 1: Because the whole point is this is publicly available, so

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00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:28,240
Speaker 1: it's not about doxing. This is this is a completely

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00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:31,600
Speaker 1: different thing. Also, imagine supporting a political candidate and needing

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00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:33,919
Speaker 1: to keep it a complete secret. Well, I think that's

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00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:36,880
Speaker 1: the thing people are saying. They're naming and shaming these Trumps,

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00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,440
Speaker 1: these people who donate to Trump, So you don't so

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00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:42,640
Speaker 1: then you acknowledge that it is shameful to support a

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00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:45,040
Speaker 1: president who is so openly in race, who's so openly

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00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:48,279
Speaker 1: racist and discriminatory and inflammatory. No, it's I think they

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00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:51,040
Speaker 1: view themselves as victims. They're like, then the Antifa is

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00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:53,399
Speaker 1: going to come after me. Like I dealt with someone

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00:39:53,719 --> 00:39:55,960
Speaker 1: who like was a friend and then I found out

743
00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:58,600
Speaker 1: she's like she's like both sides and it's like uh um.

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00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:01,680
Speaker 1: And she was like, well, we're afraid. You're a comedian.

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00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:03,759
Speaker 1: You're going to talk about it, and I am uh

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00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:06,640
Speaker 1: And she's like, we live in a place where there's

747
00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:08,480
Speaker 1: like Antifa and stuff and they're gonna like target us

748
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:11,040
Speaker 1: in our jobs and like whatever. And it's like got jobs,

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00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:13,239
Speaker 1: We'll get on Twitter and yeah, I'll take that money

750
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:16,279
Speaker 1: that you're donating to like a bigot. Well yeah. And also,

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00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:19,160
Speaker 1: I mean the idea again, there's a lot of creating

752
00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:21,279
Speaker 1: this fake threat. Oh you know, like you're saying the

753
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:23,359
Speaker 1: anti foot people they're gonna come for me. The real

754
00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:25,799
Speaker 1: threat of physical violence is coming from the right. That's

755
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:28,400
Speaker 1: that's all there for you to see. But again, to

756
00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:31,360
Speaker 1: create this this sort of narrative of being a victim,

757
00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:34,120
Speaker 1: then you have to create this threat. Now this is

758
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:38,640
Speaker 1: where it got fucking wacky because old Doju don Jr.

759
00:40:38,719 --> 00:40:41,080
Speaker 1: Went on Fox And started running his mouth about, oh,

760
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:43,400
Speaker 1: this is no different than a hit list, you know,

761
00:40:43,719 --> 00:40:45,520
Speaker 1: I've seen what these things do. I see you know

762
00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:48,719
Speaker 1: what's going on with the Joakian Castro craziness and going

763
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:51,240
Speaker 1: out a list. I mean that list sort of screams

764
00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:55,239
Speaker 1: like the Dayton, Ohio shooters list right when when a

765
00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:58,480
Speaker 1: radical left wing politician was pulling at about zero percent.

766
00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:02,000
Speaker 1: Does this for either attention and or a call to action?

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00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:04,319
Speaker 1: It's pretty scary. I mean that was the same thing

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00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:08,240
Speaker 1: that the dat in Ohio shooters. And people shouldn't this nonsense.

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Speaker 1: This is a list of forty four people from San

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00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:14,880
Speaker 1: Antonio who contributed, So he's not necessarily saying go and

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00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:21,160
Speaker 1: do something dangerous to these people. It's perhaps, but people

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00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:24,279
Speaker 1: are stupid again, Like, just because a list is a

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00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:26,320
Speaker 1: list doesn't make it the same as another list. We

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00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:28,680
Speaker 1: have to my grocery list isn't a hit list, like

775
00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:34,440
Speaker 1: what to destroy the court? Why have to Two points

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00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:37,080
Speaker 1: to that to counterpoints. One is is that this list

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00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:40,279
Speaker 1: is including people who do own and run businesses and

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Speaker 1: financial starving. Like if people who are liberal are people

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00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:46,840
Speaker 1: who just don't believe in the racism and the bigotry

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00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:49,640
Speaker 1: and the murder that's been incited by our current administration,

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00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:51,840
Speaker 1: if they don't want to support your business anymore, then

782
00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:54,480
Speaker 1: it's a wonderful opportunity for them to starve you out financially,

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00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:57,000
Speaker 1: especially if what you're doing is contributing to hate groups,

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Speaker 1: and in a in a city that is a majority

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00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:01,839
Speaker 1: Hispanic city, exact, especially when we know now that these

786
00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:05,359
Speaker 1: hate groups are actually emboldening people in these specific city

787
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:08,919
Speaker 1: these cities, especially to kill people of color. So one

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00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:11,480
Speaker 1: that is a list that's actually helping people starve out,

789
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:14,120
Speaker 1: people whose whose money is going to hate I absolutely

790
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:15,879
Speaker 1: want to know if you're funding hate groups, I will

791
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:19,480
Speaker 1: stop eating at your establishment, I stop buying whatever you're selling.

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00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:24,319
Speaker 1: And then also I know deep down that these Republicans

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00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:28,000
Speaker 1: feel such a deep responsibility for what happened in Dayton

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00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:30,880
Speaker 1: and for what happened to know Passo, because otherwise they

795
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:34,840
Speaker 1: wouldn't be using these shootings as a political tool to

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00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:38,560
Speaker 1: act as if one liberal act is the same as

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00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:43,000
Speaker 1: a Dayton, Ohio shooting is to make an emparable comparison

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Speaker 1: to these events. Basically you're saying that this is a

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00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:49,200
Speaker 1: liberal person trying to incite violence in the same way

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00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:52,640
Speaker 1: that a right winged person did. They need equivalency to

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00:42:52,719 --> 00:42:56,239
Speaker 1: try and sort of relieve themselves of any guilt. But

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00:42:56,320 --> 00:42:59,959
Speaker 1: to make that equivalency is therefore stating that it's true

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00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:02,400
Speaker 1: that the right wing really did have a lot to

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00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:04,840
Speaker 1: do with these murders. Yeah, and I think again this,

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00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:08,600
Speaker 1: you know, like what he's pointing out to, right, is

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Speaker 1: because San Antonio is a majority Hispanic city, you should

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00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:15,200
Speaker 1: know again who your money goes to. Right. If you're

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00:43:15,239 --> 00:43:18,160
Speaker 1: if this is your community, then these people who own

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00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:21,160
Speaker 1: these businesses have the people should know. Oh yeah, I'm

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00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:24,319
Speaker 1: operating in your community, but I'm also invested in your

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00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:28,120
Speaker 1: destruction too. And this is the thing. You're the people

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00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:30,520
Speaker 1: who you support, especially if you are maxed out at

813
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:33,239
Speaker 1: this point. If you're the meaning I'm giving everything I

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00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:36,000
Speaker 1: can in this cycle already, that means you've co signed

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00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:38,279
Speaker 1: everything that has happened up until this point. That means

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00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:42,399
Speaker 1: you support every single fucking thing you saw. Everything is said. Yep,

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00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:45,319
Speaker 1: I'm maxing the funk out now. I'm not gonna wait

818
00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:47,800
Speaker 1: a little bit and see where I've landed. You're saying, not, no, not,

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00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:50,440
Speaker 1: I like this ship. I like this ship. So when

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00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:53,000
Speaker 1: you say that puts Republicans in danger for being on

821
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Speaker 1: this list, how right? Because if being a Trump supporter

822
00:43:56,120 --> 00:43:58,840
Speaker 1: makes you a pariah because you are basically a racist.

823
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,239
Speaker 1: That should tell you something about what your support means,

824
00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:03,879
Speaker 1: because that's called society. Letting you know where the rest

825
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:05,799
Speaker 1: of where everybody else is at where it's like, oh,

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Speaker 1: this is how you operate. Yeah, that might that might

827
00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:10,600
Speaker 1: isolate you a bit because we actually don't support this

828
00:44:10,719 --> 00:44:13,399
Speaker 1: agenda and don't think that you could you could look

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00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:15,759
Speaker 1: at the situation that's happening in this country and say, yeah,

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00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:17,799
Speaker 1: I want to continue this, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: And there's another aspect too, of like when everyone's takes

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00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:23,560
Speaker 1: are sort of like, I mean, this is so bad.

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Speaker 1: They're naming and shaming people Like I said before, Okay, good,

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00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:28,120
Speaker 1: so you do know it is This should be a

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Speaker 1: thing you should be ashamed of, right because I don't

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Speaker 1: see any other There are people out here who are

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Speaker 1: wholeheartedly you know, uh comm List supporters, Bernie supporters, Elizabeth

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Speaker 1: Warren whoever. They don't mind that you know who they are,

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Speaker 1: because there at least they can say, look, maybe the

840
00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:44,920
Speaker 1: candidate might not be perfect, but what they sort of

841
00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:47,239
Speaker 1: stand for to me, I'm not ashamed of that. If

842
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:49,239
Speaker 1: you can't do that with your candidate, then that should

843
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:54,719
Speaker 1: tell you something. And again it's this this whole sort

844
00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:59,440
Speaker 1: of self victimization thing. Again, it's just it's so transparently, like, oh,

845
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:01,359
Speaker 1: I mean, god, we got to figure out a way

846
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:04,319
Speaker 1: to to sort of make we need a moment where

847
00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:06,879
Speaker 1: all the eyes aren't on us and on somebody else

848
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:08,799
Speaker 1: for being you know, the bad guy. But I think

849
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:11,360
Speaker 1: that's all like that's all tied in. Like they I

850
00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:13,360
Speaker 1: think they're like naming and shaming things, Like they do

851
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:15,880
Speaker 1: not view it that way. They think that they are targets.

852
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:18,200
Speaker 1: They think that they are fighting their fight, like they

853
00:45:18,719 --> 00:45:20,560
Speaker 1: if you talk to these people, they think that they're

854
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:24,480
Speaker 1: like they're they're like being attacked and it's a situation

855
00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:26,719
Speaker 1: where like the entire country is against them and they're

856
00:45:26,719 --> 00:45:29,000
Speaker 1: like fighting for their own rights. Like it's the same.

857
00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:31,799
Speaker 1: It's we like we view our actions the same way,

858
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:34,759
Speaker 1: but there is an absolute truth and they're just like

859
00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:36,880
Speaker 1: on the wrong side of it. And I and I

860
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:39,560
Speaker 1: also think that what he did when he compared Joaquin's

861
00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:42,120
Speaker 1: list to the Dane Ohio's shooters list is what you

862
00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:44,320
Speaker 1: said is right, is that they were like kind of

863
00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:47,080
Speaker 1: telling on themselves by like acknowledging that that caused that.

864
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:48,920
Speaker 1: But I think they're also like taking the steam out

865
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:51,320
Speaker 1: of any of these lists, right, so if like it

866
00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:53,520
Speaker 1: happens again, and then they're like, oh, well, we don't

867
00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:56,080
Speaker 1: know when it's going to happen, like like it could happen.

868
00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:58,640
Speaker 1: It happened on like the left side, they made a

869
00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:00,600
Speaker 1: list and nothing happened, but like on the right, you know,

870
00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:02,799
Speaker 1: we don't know when it's going to happen again. Yeah,

871
00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:04,880
Speaker 1: that's not even a list, it's letting the community know

872
00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:08,520
Speaker 1: there are people who are who are benefiting from your dollars,

873
00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:11,279
Speaker 1: your hard earned money, and are again are invested in

874
00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:13,520
Speaker 1: your destruction, and you should know that. I just think

875
00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:17,400
Speaker 1: that the right is so afraid, um that there is

876
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:19,480
Speaker 1: going to be a war. I think that everyone is

877
00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:21,719
Speaker 1: starting to have a fear that they're going to have

878
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:26,280
Speaker 1: to atone for the sins, for their all centuries of sins.

879
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:29,360
Speaker 1: And the simple fact is, and we keep trying to

880
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:33,000
Speaker 1: tell people, is that everybody, every minority, every person of color,

881
00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:35,560
Speaker 1: for the most part, is really just trying to live.

882
00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:38,799
Speaker 1: There's no concern with becoming the master race that white

883
00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:41,600
Speaker 1: people have. We don't have that. And to even call

884
00:46:41,719 --> 00:46:45,680
Speaker 1: Antifa something like a group that somehow would be an

885
00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:49,920
Speaker 1: adversary to the clan or to Nazi organizations, when the

886
00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:52,359
Speaker 1: truth is that they're anti hate groups. All of these

887
00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:56,200
Speaker 1: groups are motivated by anti hate, by peace, by freedom,

888
00:46:56,360 --> 00:47:00,640
Speaker 1: and your groups are motivated by hate. Right, It's like,

889
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:02,440
Speaker 1: look at your feel look at the fuel on your engine.

890
00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:05,040
Speaker 1: We wouldn't exist without you because we are trying to

891
00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:08,120
Speaker 1: stop you from doing horrible things to people that are

892
00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:12,839
Speaker 1: completely unwarranted and unprovoked. It's so like, weird what people

893
00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:15,040
Speaker 1: will do when they fell back into a corner, like

894
00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:17,359
Speaker 1: they're like they're really they really are just like trying

895
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:19,520
Speaker 1: to hold on to like the like the fact the

896
00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:21,800
Speaker 1: whole make America Great Again thing is such a like

897
00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:25,600
Speaker 1: it was such a great slogan for them because it's like,

898
00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:29,200
Speaker 1: remember the fifties when nobody was allowed in here, Remember

899
00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:32,040
Speaker 1: when milkshakes were cute and white Like it was just

900
00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:35,680
Speaker 1: like it's like they they they're they're white knuckling, and

901
00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:39,000
Speaker 1: it's so obvious and everything is so triggering. But now

902
00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:41,760
Speaker 1: I feel like that's kind of part of the reason

903
00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:44,920
Speaker 1: that they're so good at recruitment is because of this distraction,

904
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:47,239
Speaker 1: Like they're telling everybody it's not what it is. Like

905
00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:50,160
Speaker 1: people are so afraid of being called racist, and it's like,

906
00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:53,560
Speaker 1: I have racist thoughts. It doesn't make me like racist,

907
00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:55,480
Speaker 1: you know, because I'm like, my brain is dumb. I've

908
00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:57,520
Speaker 1: been conditioned, like you know what I mean, Like you

909
00:47:57,640 --> 00:47:59,400
Speaker 1: have to like unlearn all of these things. And I

910
00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:01,839
Speaker 1: think what a she said. She had a speech where

911
00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:05,040
Speaker 1: she talked about, um, how much we need to like

912
00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:07,600
Speaker 1: on our side, we need to love and to have

913
00:48:07,719 --> 00:48:09,680
Speaker 1: an open space for people who want to come back,

914
00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:11,359
Speaker 1: and she had to beleeve for them to come back.

915
00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:14,200
Speaker 1: It's not it's not too late. What We're not gonna

916
00:48:14,239 --> 00:48:20,960
Speaker 1: compliseing the light. Um, But she like the fact that

917
00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:24,200
Speaker 1: she she recognizes that there are people that need a

918
00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:26,400
Speaker 1: space to come back and that you can't just like

919
00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:28,880
Speaker 1: fully cancel a person, but you can cancel ideas. Like

920
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:30,920
Speaker 1: I think that's very important. And I think that's the

921
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:33,160
Speaker 1: danger of like cancel culture right now, is like we

922
00:48:33,239 --> 00:48:35,480
Speaker 1: could be so quick to just be like, well you're racist,

923
00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:37,640
Speaker 1: and that's it. The fucking doors are shut, and this

924
00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:39,759
Speaker 1: person now has to be like, well, then now I'm

925
00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:41,120
Speaker 1: gonna have to make the best of being on in

926
00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:44,360
Speaker 1: this fucking world, right, like okay, fuck that, versus like

927
00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:48,600
Speaker 1: being like, look, it's we get it. You have nineteen

928
00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:52,040
Speaker 1: fucking forty eight thoughts and beliefs, but like there is

929
00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:54,920
Speaker 1: just take a second. You don't have to be you

930
00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:57,439
Speaker 1: don't have to have hatred in your fucking heart because

931
00:48:57,480 --> 00:48:58,960
Speaker 1: at the end of the day, I think what people

932
00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:02,520
Speaker 1: on the left if for people who are purely interested

933
00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:06,600
Speaker 1: in like an equitable world. It's not one that excludes everybody,

934
00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:07,800
Speaker 1: because I think a lot of people like, well this

935
00:49:07,880 --> 00:49:10,799
Speaker 1: is just for brown people or something, and I'm white

936
00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:12,479
Speaker 1: and I'm white, and they just want to take everything

937
00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:14,680
Speaker 1: I have. No, it's about understanding that there is an

938
00:49:14,680 --> 00:49:17,800
Speaker 1: abundance just generally that can be shared with everyone and

939
00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:19,799
Speaker 1: no one has to go you know, no one has

940
00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:23,799
Speaker 1: to be left out and be lacking. And we're not dumb.

941
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:26,280
Speaker 1: Like if you send like a rapist out of a community,

942
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:28,719
Speaker 1: he's going to go to another community, right Like this

943
00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:32,600
Speaker 1: this hate like we don't we want conversion. That is

944
00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:35,240
Speaker 1: what we want because you can't just like isolate people

945
00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:37,800
Speaker 1: and their hatred from like the world. That's not like

946
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:41,560
Speaker 1: that's impossible. So like we don't want to like eradicate people.

947
00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:44,759
Speaker 1: We want to eradicate these ideas. Yeah, and I mean,

948
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:47,120
Speaker 1: I will say this last because I think that to

949
00:49:47,239 --> 00:49:50,120
Speaker 1: your point, Miles, people thinking that everyone wants equality for

950
00:49:50,239 --> 00:49:54,319
Speaker 1: black and brown people and people, Yeah, everyone but white men.

951
00:49:54,719 --> 00:49:57,279
Speaker 1: I think that, um, white women, you can help a

952
00:49:57,320 --> 00:49:59,799
Speaker 1: lot with that. White women, we needed you so bad

953
00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:02,719
Speaker 1: in the last election. We only got of your votes.

954
00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:06,320
Speaker 1: And if you are a white woman who believes you

955
00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:09,160
Speaker 1: know that basically what's happening in our country right now

956
00:50:09,320 --> 00:50:11,960
Speaker 1: is wrong and you don't agree with these things, then

957
00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:14,560
Speaker 1: just take a moment to share that with your girlfriends

958
00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:17,680
Speaker 1: and your friends. Sincerely, Like, I mean this because you

959
00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:20,759
Speaker 1: have so much power and we sincerely do need you

960
00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:22,919
Speaker 1: on our side. Because it also points to the fact

961
00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:27,080
Speaker 1: that this is not about raise because because honestly, affirmative

962
00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:30,239
Speaker 1: action has benefited white women is a statistical fact, the

963
00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:34,440
Speaker 1: most out of everyone. So it's just like everything that

964
00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:36,359
Speaker 1: we're trying to do is for the equality of all

965
00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:38,520
Speaker 1: of us, and we really need certain groups to like

966
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:42,680
Speaker 1: really participate more. And and with that like having them

967
00:50:42,719 --> 00:50:45,160
Speaker 1: ask questions. I have like white women friends like I

968
00:50:45,239 --> 00:50:47,080
Speaker 1: do this with black women. I'm like, yo, black person,

969
00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:49,360
Speaker 1: check in because I'm like I don't understand something, or

970
00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:53,239
Speaker 1: like a need better player if it's your friends internet, Yeah,

971
00:50:53,239 --> 00:50:55,279
Speaker 1: there is right and it's not and it's not like

972
00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:57,800
Speaker 1: our responsibility, Like you have to take some responsibility. But

973
00:50:57,960 --> 00:50:59,759
Speaker 1: part of that is asking questions. And I have a

974
00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:04,040
Speaker 1: white female friend who like phrases things incorrectly all the time,

975
00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:06,480
Speaker 1: and it is embarrassed and gets like defensive or whatever.

976
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:08,840
Speaker 1: But she recognizes that and she's like, how do I

977
00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:11,960
Speaker 1: stop this? And she like asks me questions and she participates,

978
00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:14,360
Speaker 1: and I was like, hey, it's really fucking hard, Like

979
00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:16,000
Speaker 1: you have to read a lot and you have to

980
00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:18,239
Speaker 1: be like active in doing that and in seeking out

981
00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:20,680
Speaker 1: new information. But if you want to be like a

982
00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:24,200
Speaker 1: good person, if you want to care about your fellow

983
00:51:24,560 --> 00:51:27,160
Speaker 1: human beings, you'll do the work. And I think on

984
00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:29,840
Speaker 1: a different note, I think like because I've seen this

985
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:33,239
Speaker 1: argument a lot from like straight black people. Um says

986
00:51:33,239 --> 00:51:36,000
Speaker 1: straight black people that like they feel like the lgbt

987
00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:39,200
Speaker 1: human moment, like in terms of like acceleration of like

988
00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:42,719
Speaker 1: rights has like passed them or whatever, which erases like,

989
00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:45,640
Speaker 1: you know, queer black people in general. But my point

990
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:50,080
Speaker 1: is that LGBTQ people have been like born into families.

991
00:51:50,320 --> 00:51:52,480
Speaker 1: Those families loved them, and then they had to make

992
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:55,560
Speaker 1: a choice right about whether to continue loving them or

993
00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:58,560
Speaker 1: to like reject them once they came out. And I

994
00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:00,879
Speaker 1: think when you have to make that choice when it's

995
00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:02,800
Speaker 1: personal to you, when you're exposed to it, it's a

996
00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:07,480
Speaker 1: lot harder. Whereas people can stay segregated in like different races,

997
00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:10,040
Speaker 1: like they can avoid other races for like, oh, you're

998
00:52:10,040 --> 00:52:12,759
Speaker 1: saying that choice doesn't show up on your doorstep in

999
00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:14,960
Speaker 1: the same way because you can avoid people of different

1000
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:19,360
Speaker 1: background and your family's like, oh, okay, now this is

1001
00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:21,359
Speaker 1: a very real yeah, And I'm not I'm not trying

1002
00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:27,160
Speaker 1: to compare the sufferings. There is much different. Yeah. Um.

1003
00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:29,800
Speaker 1: I also want to make this last point that I

1004
00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:32,640
Speaker 1: feel like a lot of white people feel like minorities

1005
00:52:32,680 --> 00:52:35,040
Speaker 1: have a racial high ground, or not not a racial

1006
00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:36,680
Speaker 1: high ground, but like a moral high ground when it

1007
00:52:36,719 --> 00:52:39,200
Speaker 1: comes to racism and stuff like that. But I really

1008
00:52:39,239 --> 00:52:40,960
Speaker 1: want to say that, like I have to untrain my

1009
00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:43,279
Speaker 1: brain all the time, like you were saying things that

1010
00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:46,759
Speaker 1: are rooted in prejudice. My cousin's a school teacher and

1011
00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:49,960
Speaker 1: I used to grade papers with him, and the name,

1012
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:51,640
Speaker 1: you know, this is in Brooklyn, and the names would

1013
00:52:51,640 --> 00:52:54,040
Speaker 1: be like I can't even think of one, like my

1014
00:52:54,360 --> 00:52:57,080
Speaker 1: mon Craigan. And I'd be like, oh my god, these names,

1015
00:52:57,200 --> 00:52:58,880
Speaker 1: like like how do you read this? And he was like,

1016
00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:00,560
Speaker 1: are you kidding me? He was like, every name is

1017
00:53:00,600 --> 00:53:03,319
Speaker 1: made up, like no name is better than any other name,

1018
00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:05,399
Speaker 1: and everybody's name is a reflection of something that their

1019
00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:08,319
Speaker 1: parents gave them and and we should not judge people

1020
00:53:08,320 --> 00:53:10,640
Speaker 1: based on that. And I had to check because like

1021
00:53:10,680 --> 00:53:12,920
Speaker 1: we're all we all have to constantly unlearned prejudice that

1022
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:16,080
Speaker 1: we were and that's what it is. I mean, acknowledge

1023
00:53:16,120 --> 00:53:18,839
Speaker 1: that nothing your work is never finished, right, and there's

1024
00:53:18,840 --> 00:53:22,160
Speaker 1: an ability to evolve because nothing is permanent. Keeping that

1025
00:53:22,320 --> 00:53:24,160
Speaker 1: in mind, all right, we're gonna take a quick break

1026
00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:36,400
Speaker 1: and we'll be right back. And we're back and just

1027
00:53:36,560 --> 00:53:39,680
Speaker 1: onto some lighter fair. Um. I don't know if y'all

1028
00:53:39,960 --> 00:53:42,560
Speaker 1: ever have to deal with seagulls eating your ship or

1029
00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:45,359
Speaker 1: tagging your food at the beach, or just in general. Um,

1030
00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:48,160
Speaker 1: but there's been a new study and I don't know

1031
00:53:48,239 --> 00:53:51,480
Speaker 1: how the fucking scientifically rooted this is. Maybe the PhD

1032
00:53:51,600 --> 00:53:55,680
Speaker 1: candidate can tell us, Um, just about how to successfully

1033
00:53:56,360 --> 00:54:00,279
Speaker 1: fucking intimidate a seagull from not eating your food? And

1034
00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:03,960
Speaker 1: I like this. Now, this is a study from It

1035
00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:08,560
Speaker 1: was recently published in the Biology Letters from the UK.

1036
00:54:09,040 --> 00:54:12,839
Speaker 1: Do you know this journal? Okay, maybe it's fake no um.

1037
00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:16,200
Speaker 1: But basically they wanted to test like if human intimidation

1038
00:54:16,280 --> 00:54:19,879
Speaker 1: through eye contact has any effect on seagulls, like sort

1039
00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:22,680
Speaker 1: of willingness to attack your food. Now, the way they

1040
00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:25,640
Speaker 1: did this was they had uh, like a bag of

1041
00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:28,239
Speaker 1: food out, like a chips or something, and then they

1042
00:54:28,480 --> 00:54:32,479
Speaker 1: would have an experiment or like some experimenters just looked

1043
00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:34,600
Speaker 1: like had their eyes turned away from the seagulls, and

1044
00:54:34,680 --> 00:54:38,359
Speaker 1: then other people would stare the seagulls down, like if

1045
00:54:38,440 --> 00:54:42,600
Speaker 1: they got near the bags of chips, and after five minutes,

1046
00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:45,440
Speaker 1: if the seagull didn't approach, or if the seagulls snatched

1047
00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:48,200
Speaker 1: the food up, that experiment or that trial, they would

1048
00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:53,800
Speaker 1: categorize that as complete. So they found that the seagulls

1049
00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:57,440
Speaker 1: took significantly longer to approach the food source when the

1050
00:54:57,520 --> 00:55:01,880
Speaker 1: experiment or looked them directly at the versus a way. Now,

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00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:05,799
Speaker 1: some were bolder than others, but the overall findings they

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00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:09,520
Speaker 1: say just means that straight up eye contact, even head turning,

1053
00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:11,959
Speaker 1: being like I see you, I see you was able

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00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:15,520
Speaker 1: to slow down or deter the seagulls. For people who

1055
00:55:15,600 --> 00:55:18,719
Speaker 1: didn't look, they were much more willing to approach. I

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00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:20,440
Speaker 1: didn't even think this was a thing because usually I

1057
00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:24,759
Speaker 1: would just throw ship or like the funk out of here. Right,

1058
00:55:25,040 --> 00:55:27,799
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to get into the research scam game

1059
00:55:28,040 --> 00:55:32,760
Speaker 1: because somebody funded this, somebody funded big stair down, going

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00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:36,520
Speaker 1: down to figure out if staring at seagulls was worthwhile

1061
00:55:36,840 --> 00:55:39,080
Speaker 1: or yeah, you just had like you gotta grant money,

1062
00:55:39,200 --> 00:55:41,400
Speaker 1: or let's kick it at the beach. We'll do this thing, right,

1063
00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:43,719
Speaker 1: We'll just we'll just sarah seagulls and then we're like

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00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:46,440
Speaker 1: nobody who's gonna go out and debunk this? But like

1065
00:55:46,680 --> 00:55:50,279
Speaker 1: me me Harvard, Harvard, hit your girl up, okay, because

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00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:52,359
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go out and I'm a staring seagulls. What's

1067
00:55:52,400 --> 00:55:55,560
Speaker 1: your degree background? What are your bona fides? Have A

1068
00:55:55,640 --> 00:55:59,040
Speaker 1: I have a marketing degree and a performance degree. But

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00:55:59,160 --> 00:56:02,600
Speaker 1: let's listen, but sin no, I took biology in high school.

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00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:08,839
Speaker 1: Biology okay, science, um, and I need to go out

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00:56:08,840 --> 00:56:13,000
Speaker 1: there give me three dollars to go out here. Yeah,

1072
00:56:13,040 --> 00:56:14,600
Speaker 1: because I'm gonna go. We're gonna go to the beach

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00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:18,600
Speaker 1: and turks and cakes and see from my sweets. I

1074
00:56:18,640 --> 00:56:21,520
Speaker 1: gotta go to Bali because that's where the seagulls be

1075
00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:28,799
Speaker 1: the most trio to see monkey effect on segull eye contact. Yeah,

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00:56:28,960 --> 00:56:33,319
Speaker 1: what's um okay? This is like this thing is something

1077
00:56:33,400 --> 00:56:35,000
Speaker 1: that like the public will see like a headline like

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00:56:35,080 --> 00:56:36,759
Speaker 1: this and be like what then why do I need

1079
00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:38,399
Speaker 1: to why do I need to know this? Or whatever?

1080
00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:40,120
Speaker 1: But like then thirty years down the line, it's like

1081
00:56:40,160 --> 00:56:41,840
Speaker 1: a new invention of belcro or something, you know what

1082
00:56:41,880 --> 00:56:44,440
Speaker 1: I mean, Like all of it's like fucking tied together.

1083
00:56:44,560 --> 00:56:47,799
Speaker 1: So you know, people will see that everything is very

1084
00:56:47,880 --> 00:56:49,640
Speaker 1: like niche and specific, so they're like, why do I

1085
00:56:49,719 --> 00:56:51,719
Speaker 1: need to know this? Oh? I love that? See that

1086
00:56:51,800 --> 00:56:55,439
Speaker 1: that's even further prolifering my my own exploits that I'll

1087
00:56:55,480 --> 00:56:58,279
Speaker 1: be doing. I would love to see you somehow scam

1088
00:56:58,360 --> 00:57:01,759
Speaker 1: your way into doing scientific reach. I think that that's

1089
00:57:01,840 --> 00:57:07,640
Speaker 1: honestly probably Yeah, like I'm scamming no bit you're studying right,

1090
00:57:08,040 --> 00:57:10,399
Speaker 1: I don't know whatever it is. It's like somehow you're

1091
00:57:10,440 --> 00:57:12,160
Speaker 1: like you're like, oh, I'm work at NASA right now,

1092
00:57:13,040 --> 00:57:16,360
Speaker 1: I'm working on a new movie, like at Mars. Right

1093
00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:19,240
Speaker 1: She's one of the first. Like this is really good

1094
00:57:19,280 --> 00:57:22,919
Speaker 1: at hand I try to put a monorail on Mars.

1095
00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:30,520
Speaker 1: Now we're like we have Chief Scam, Jineer Captain and

1096
00:57:30,640 --> 00:57:32,680
Speaker 1: the freeze dry food. And the next thing I knew

1097
00:57:32,720 --> 00:57:34,400
Speaker 1: I was almost Also, now I don't like your new

1098
00:57:34,680 --> 00:57:39,920
Speaker 1: Virgil Ablow designed off white space suits. Okay, well, like,

1099
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:46,360
Speaker 1: do these shoes have red bottoms? Space boots? Nikes? Um.

1100
00:57:46,560 --> 00:57:50,320
Speaker 1: Also another thing I didn't realize. There's a apparently the

1101
00:57:51,320 --> 00:57:55,600
Speaker 1: rising prices of avocados is causing some restaurants to thin

1102
00:57:55,720 --> 00:57:58,680
Speaker 1: out their guac with a secret ingredient. Now, I don't

1103
00:57:58,720 --> 00:58:01,480
Speaker 1: know if this how you know prevalent this is, but

1104
00:58:02,240 --> 00:58:06,000
Speaker 1: due to these like huge spikes and avocados, people are

1105
00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:08,480
Speaker 1: this is okay, look, this might be surprising to you,

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00:58:08,960 --> 00:58:13,320
Speaker 1: but there are restaurants in California that have been essentially

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00:58:13,440 --> 00:58:18,680
Speaker 1: adding the calabasita the summer squash, and they basically they

1108
00:58:18,760 --> 00:58:22,440
Speaker 1: can get the the taste and texture right, although it's

1109
00:58:22,480 --> 00:58:26,640
Speaker 1: just a little bit looser. And this is apparently a

1110
00:58:26,720 --> 00:58:29,200
Speaker 1: guak scam. I know that this squak scam has been

1111
00:58:29,240 --> 00:58:32,440
Speaker 1: happening because she's behind it, and I've watched Oh yeah,

1112
00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:35,800
Speaker 1: you have a Calabasita farm. Yeah, we'll listen. You gotta

1113
00:58:35,800 --> 00:58:38,600
Speaker 1: get in early, okay. And the biggest way that I

1114
00:58:38,680 --> 00:58:41,360
Speaker 1: know this has been happening is because I've been seeing

1115
00:58:41,520 --> 00:58:45,880
Speaker 1: way too many advertisements about some guawk that's got raised

1116
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:49,640
Speaker 1: us in it. Palm a grant is sees coconut like.

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00:58:49,800 --> 00:58:52,320
Speaker 1: They're putting all types of wild ship in guacamole and

1118
00:58:52,480 --> 00:58:55,280
Speaker 1: is to distract us from the fact that it tastes

1119
00:58:55,440 --> 00:58:58,560
Speaker 1: like squash. Wow. Oh yeah. If you go to Tokamadera

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00:58:58,600 --> 00:59:02,160
Speaker 1: out here, they put a wow shots fired, they put

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00:59:02,400 --> 00:59:06,240
Speaker 1: pomegranate seeds, and they're guacamole. Pepete does all types of

1122
00:59:06,240 --> 00:59:11,480
Speaker 1: stuff to throw me off the scent right of the squash.

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00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:16,040
Speaker 1: I wonder if Chipole is working around or their their

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00:59:16,080 --> 00:59:18,360
Speaker 1: guack price. That ship is thick, I mean, but their

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00:59:18,400 --> 00:59:21,360
Speaker 1: gua price stays up. I think that because other places

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00:59:21,440 --> 00:59:23,880
Speaker 1: like that will give you guacamole it's not necessarily like

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00:59:24,040 --> 00:59:26,880
Speaker 1: market price or it comes with the meal, but at

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00:59:26,920 --> 00:59:28,920
Speaker 1: Chipotle they keep that price eye. So I think even

1129
00:59:28,960 --> 00:59:32,720
Speaker 1: if avocados dip. Chipotle has never changed their price until

1130
00:59:32,760 --> 00:59:36,160
Speaker 1: like ten years later. There's no avocados. They're just offering squash.

1131
00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:37,920
Speaker 1: It's ten dollars if you want to add it to

1132
00:59:37,960 --> 00:59:40,280
Speaker 1: your We're like old and we're like, you know, back

1133
00:59:40,320 --> 00:59:45,400
Speaker 1: in my day, Welcombe with avocado. Okay, Grandpa, I think

1134
00:59:45,400 --> 00:59:47,680
Speaker 1: he's having one of his episodes. I'm gonna go into

1135
00:59:47,720 --> 00:59:51,880
Speaker 1: my drawer and take a nap of the house. Everyone

1136
00:59:51,960 --> 00:59:55,360
Speaker 1: knows glacamole, squash and watermelon seeds. They're like, go play

1137
00:59:55,400 --> 00:59:58,480
Speaker 1: your PS eighteen, Grandpa, and leave us the funk alone.

1138
00:59:58,720 --> 01:00:01,240
Speaker 1: Keep playing FIFA forty. You start to make us listen

1139
01:00:01,280 --> 01:00:04,000
Speaker 1: to amigos. Grandpa. I'm going to teleport right now. If

1140
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,240
Speaker 1: you if you don't stop embarrassing honestly, if you say

1141
01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:08,600
Speaker 1: rain drop drop top, We're gonna put you in a home.

1142
01:00:09,320 --> 01:00:11,160
Speaker 1: I don't give a funk. What does that even? It

1143
01:00:11,280 --> 01:00:16,040
Speaker 1: doesn't make sense, But why would you speak words in

1144
01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:20,560
Speaker 1: music that's disgusting. It's like I remember when music was audible,

1145
01:00:20,600 --> 01:00:22,480
Speaker 1: and now we just put these vibrating chips on our

1146
01:00:22,560 --> 01:00:24,920
Speaker 1: jaw bones, and that's how we enjoy music right in

1147
01:00:25,240 --> 01:00:27,080
Speaker 1: the privacy of our own skulls. I say it's you,

1148
01:00:28,840 --> 01:00:31,720
Speaker 1: and they're like, she's having a stroke, having stroke, Please

1149
01:00:31,760 --> 01:00:34,640
Speaker 1: call the doctor. It's happening again. Yes it is, No,

1150
01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:38,280
Speaker 1: it's not. That was the one she used to do

1151
01:00:38,840 --> 01:00:41,480
Speaker 1: and now it's the other one that's handy. What does

1152
01:00:41,520 --> 01:00:43,520
Speaker 1: that mean? I think it's like my hand or so.

1153
01:00:43,600 --> 01:00:45,280
Speaker 1: I don't even I just remember that part from Get

1154
01:00:45,320 --> 01:00:46,960
Speaker 1: Your Frequent. I thought I saw that part and I

1155
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:48,680
Speaker 1: was like, oh, ship, we made it. There's a lot

1156
01:00:48,760 --> 01:00:54,640
Speaker 1: of Indians because it's like I got up, so I'll

1157
01:00:54,640 --> 01:00:57,600
Speaker 1: go hit paper. No no no no no no no

1158
01:00:57,680 --> 01:01:04,600
Speaker 1: no no no no by miss Elliott and Timberland. Wow,

1159
01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:07,560
Speaker 1: shout out to Virginia. You know, Virginia is for lovers

1160
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:11,080
Speaker 1: and hustlers too, if you like the clips Um Paula,

1161
01:01:11,280 --> 01:01:15,080
Speaker 1: it's been so fantastic to have you. Congrats on your

1162
01:01:15,160 --> 01:01:18,400
Speaker 1: comedy anniversary. You said three years now today, three years

1163
01:01:18,440 --> 01:01:21,320
Speaker 1: since you decided to kick academia and his ass and

1164
01:01:21,400 --> 01:01:23,680
Speaker 1: say funk that I'm gonna try and do both. The

1165
01:01:23,840 --> 01:01:25,800
Speaker 1: three years since the day I stepped off the stage

1166
01:01:25,840 --> 01:01:27,480
Speaker 1: and was like, fuck, this is where all my time

1167
01:01:27,560 --> 01:01:30,520
Speaker 1: is going. Yeah, well, look I hope you're able to

1168
01:01:30,760 --> 01:01:33,200
Speaker 1: Uh also get that PhDs read what I mean. That's

1169
01:01:33,200 --> 01:01:36,120
Speaker 1: what we need. We need more pH d s doing comedy. Yeah,

1170
01:01:36,200 --> 01:01:40,000
Speaker 1: we need we need anatomically correct dick jokes. Thank you?

1171
01:01:40,360 --> 01:01:43,400
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly. And you're like, what are you talking about?

1172
01:01:43,480 --> 01:01:46,680
Speaker 1: What part of the penis is this? Just say the shaft?

1173
01:01:46,960 --> 01:01:50,480
Speaker 1: Let's be more specific. What's shaft mean? What's the scientific

1174
01:01:50,520 --> 01:01:55,640
Speaker 1: word for shaft? Is still shaft? Okay? TPD is that game? Right?

1175
01:01:55,680 --> 01:01:57,720
Speaker 1: And let me know all the scientific names for all

1176
01:01:57,760 --> 01:01:59,200
Speaker 1: the parts of the penis because I don't want to

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01:01:59,240 --> 01:02:01,240
Speaker 1: look up diagram penis. Did you know most of the

1178
01:02:01,320 --> 01:02:03,920
Speaker 1: parts of like the vagina, including the G spot is

1179
01:02:04,360 --> 01:02:10,640
Speaker 1: named after men? Oh who is the doctor with our flags?

1180
01:02:10,680 --> 01:02:13,560
Speaker 1: And the pussy? Well here's the thing that I fine?

1181
01:02:13,600 --> 01:02:16,120
Speaker 1: Then to day you think they'd be looking for a frisday? Yeah,

1182
01:02:17,600 --> 01:02:24,240
Speaker 1: where's the G spot on the outside? You know what? Hey?

1183
01:02:24,320 --> 01:02:28,480
Speaker 1: Which hole is the clue? It's like, oh the belly

1184
01:02:28,520 --> 01:02:32,400
Speaker 1: buttons named after a man? That's crazy like that? Y'are nasty?

1185
01:02:33,280 --> 01:02:35,240
Speaker 1: What's a tweet that you're like? Oh? Also, where can

1186
01:02:35,280 --> 01:02:37,440
Speaker 1: people find you? Fall? You support you? Which you plug stuff?

1187
01:02:37,600 --> 01:02:41,600
Speaker 1: Everybody get your pens out. I'm Paula Vigan Alan p

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Speaker 1: A L l A v I g U n A

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Speaker 1: l A N. That's my website, my Instagram, my Facebook,

1190
01:02:46,880 --> 01:02:50,840
Speaker 1: my Twitter. UM. I have a show and a podcast

1191
01:02:50,920 --> 01:02:54,560
Speaker 1: called Facial Recognition Comedy. We're at West Side Comedy Theater

1192
01:02:54,600 --> 01:02:56,520
Speaker 1: the second Sun of every month and nine pm. We're

1193
01:02:56,520 --> 01:02:59,480
Speaker 1: also starting up in New York to UM and we'll

1194
01:02:59,520 --> 01:03:05,120
Speaker 1: be there a thirtieth New York Comedy Club. And I

1195
01:03:05,160 --> 01:03:07,280
Speaker 1: also have Oversharing Comedy, which is a show I run

1196
01:03:07,360 --> 01:03:10,880
Speaker 1: at Boomtown Brewery in Downtown. That's a oversharing comedy. And

1197
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:13,240
Speaker 1: I have this is myth the thing that I plugged

1198
01:03:13,240 --> 01:03:15,200
Speaker 1: earlier in my Dirty Science web series. It's on my

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01:03:15,280 --> 01:03:17,760
Speaker 1: YouTube and it's also on my website. UM, and I

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01:03:17,840 --> 01:03:21,400
Speaker 1: just like explore a different topic every week. Nice and

1201
01:03:21,480 --> 01:03:26,720
Speaker 1: it's for adults, so I like make dirty jokes. Fuck yeah,

1202
01:03:26,760 --> 01:03:29,160
Speaker 1: I like will be like that Dirty Science ship out here.

1203
01:03:30,120 --> 01:03:33,760
Speaker 1: What about you, Lacey? Where can people find you? Follow you? Okay, guys,

1204
01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:37,320
Speaker 1: you know this great investment opportunity. Yes, don't you want

1205
01:03:37,320 --> 01:03:38,920
Speaker 1: a house in the roof? But that's got a monorail

1206
01:03:38,920 --> 01:03:46,200
Speaker 1: that's gonna take you to y Yeah, alright, as always,

1207
01:03:46,200 --> 01:03:48,760
Speaker 1: it's Lacey. Most you can find me at d I

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01:03:48,960 --> 01:03:52,800
Speaker 1: v A l A c I Diva Lacey on all platforms.

1209
01:03:52,840 --> 01:03:56,400
Speaker 1: You can also find my podcast, Scam Goddess on Earwolf Presents.

1210
01:03:56,440 --> 01:03:58,880
Speaker 1: If you haven't listened to the pilot, guys, it drops

1211
01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:02,840
Speaker 1: October first and it's gonna be letty. Um. Also, you

1212
01:04:02,880 --> 01:04:06,080
Speaker 1: can follow Scam got his Pod on Twitter and on Instagram.

1213
01:04:06,240 --> 01:04:07,840
Speaker 1: And if you got any scams you want to tell

1214
01:04:07,880 --> 01:04:10,400
Speaker 1: me about, uh, the noncurrent ones. Okay, if you're still

1215
01:04:10,440 --> 01:04:12,840
Speaker 1: running and I'm not trying to mess with your flow, um,

1216
01:04:13,040 --> 01:04:15,640
Speaker 1: email me at scam got his Pot at gmail dot com.

1217
01:04:15,800 --> 01:04:20,000
Speaker 1: And guys, the season finale of Florida Girls was yesterday.

1218
01:04:20,080 --> 01:04:23,720
Speaker 1: If you did not watch it Florida Girls Pop TV,

1219
01:04:24,240 --> 01:04:26,400
Speaker 1: you can get it on the Pop Network app. If

1220
01:04:26,440 --> 01:04:29,440
Speaker 1: you have Hulu Live, you can watch it on demands. Um,

1221
01:04:29,600 --> 01:04:33,400
Speaker 1: but get that, guys, And then tweets that I'm enjoying.

1222
01:04:33,440 --> 01:04:36,000
Speaker 1: Also UCB Theater if you want to watch me Team

1223
01:04:36,080 --> 01:04:40,840
Speaker 1: Leroy or ucbmon Team Donna Tella. Um, somebody plugs so

1224
01:04:40,960 --> 01:04:45,880
Speaker 1: wi me um and I'm gonna be doing my own

1225
01:04:45,960 --> 01:04:51,720
Speaker 1: tweets today. Okay, here's my first one from NBC Los Angeles.

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Speaker 1: Watch live during a police pursuit in Orange County, a

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Speaker 1: motorcycle driver finds time to take out his phone and text.

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01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:02,320
Speaker 1: I retweeted this and said, don't ever let a man

1229
01:05:02,400 --> 01:05:05,560
Speaker 1: tell you he was too busy to reply. Okay, he's

1230
01:05:05,640 --> 01:05:08,520
Speaker 1: literally being chased by the cops on a motorcycle. Okay,

1231
01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:12,240
Speaker 1: so get what you deserve, queen, all right. And then

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01:05:12,280 --> 01:05:14,640
Speaker 1: the next tweet that I like, just because I want to,

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Speaker 1: I have to get Tanny. I have to do this, sorry,

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01:05:16,920 --> 01:05:20,640
Speaker 1: Tony new Tonny News. Some tweeted, Stevie Wondered just eight

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Speaker 1: dinner next to me and I didn't see him. Please,

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01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:26,920
Speaker 1: no questions during this difficult time for my family. In

1237
01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:29,960
Speaker 1: parentheses me and I had to retweet that and say, well,

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01:05:30,040 --> 01:05:33,680
Speaker 1: he probably didn't never mind. I'm so sorry, sis, And

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01:05:33,800 --> 01:05:35,480
Speaker 1: she goes, I wasn't making a joke about Stevie want

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Speaker 1: to not been able to see. I was like, why

1241
01:05:37,760 --> 01:05:40,480
Speaker 1: you said see? Then, why you gonna saying you didn't realize?

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01:05:40,920 --> 01:05:42,919
Speaker 1: She probably just thought it was some dusty old dude

1243
01:05:42,960 --> 01:05:47,440
Speaker 1: with bad braids. Stevie Wonders does blind jokes anyway, he drive,

1244
01:05:51,760 --> 01:05:53,520
Speaker 1: he can feel with the braids is starting, you know,

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01:05:58,240 --> 01:06:05,920
Speaker 1: moved back back do you have a tweet that you

1246
01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:08,960
Speaker 1: like to ask, you can just like one of my

1247
01:06:10,320 --> 01:06:13,440
Speaker 1: I a long time ago, I tweeted a picture of

1248
01:06:13,960 --> 01:06:16,160
Speaker 1: Will Smith's genie and I was like, this is what

1249
01:06:16,240 --> 01:06:22,640
Speaker 1: white people think Hindu isn't is it isn't It's very close. Okay,

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01:06:23,160 --> 01:06:25,920
Speaker 1: I don't know. Um, you can find me at Miles

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01:06:26,040 --> 01:06:29,040
Speaker 1: of Gray that's on Twitter and Instagram. A couple of

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01:06:29,160 --> 01:06:32,200
Speaker 1: tweets I like, uh, two or from Reductress and one

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Speaker 1: is from my Lambert the Reductress ones At Reductress, mom

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Speaker 1: announces tissue is clean. It's just been in her purse.

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Speaker 1: My god, I don't know. I've always heard that. Noticed

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Speaker 1: five he's just been to my purse because I'll crumpled up. Okay,

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Speaker 1: never mind. Another one. Wow, this one pole dances for

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Speaker 1: exercise but doesn't respect sex workers. Too real, too real? Um.

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Speaker 1: And then Molly Lambert at Molly Lambert, there's a spider

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Speaker 1: in my shower, but we have a mutual respect. I

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Speaker 1: like that, you know what I mean. Shout out to spiders. Uh,

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Speaker 1: spiders in the building all day. I rack the gang here.

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Speaker 1: Shout out to the University University of Richmond, Virginia. The

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Speaker 1: you see They're called the Spiders and I need that

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Speaker 1: jersey that just as sucking spiders on the front. Spiders

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Speaker 1: what it is? Man, they're do you like, do you

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Speaker 1: like like just from a distance, or do you like

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Speaker 1: you know, if I see him, I'm like, oh, I

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Speaker 1: don't get freaked out. I'm like, do you think, man,

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Speaker 1: unless it's like a black widow or something, I'm like,

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Speaker 1: you can't be inside. I'm sorry. They're the pit bull

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Speaker 1: and spiders. Man, they're just getting all this ship. Yeah, misunderstood.

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Speaker 1: Misunderstood it because the environment there. You know, they're just

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Speaker 1: out here surviving and we're taking that as like, oh

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Speaker 1: my god, buildings over their homes. Spider will do as

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Speaker 1: the spider will do. And that's for example. Um okay.

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Speaker 1: at the daily Ze Guys on Instagram. We got a

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Speaker 1: Facebook fan page, we got a website, daily zet guys

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Speaker 1: dot com. We're posting episodes, but no less and you

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Speaker 1: or wherever you get your shows. Just get okay, please

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Speaker 1: now as I spit because I'm dehydrated because the cold

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Speaker 1: grew wasn't kicking hard enough today, I want to mention

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Speaker 1: the song we were writing out on and it is

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Speaker 1: from a group who I'm just gonna say is l

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Speaker 1: A's outcast. They're called Tehrant and A O m R.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if it's Tyran or look, you have

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Speaker 1: to forgive me if I'm mispronouncing it. They're known as

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Speaker 1: t n A. Okay. The song is called two petty

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Speaker 1: and they kind of they do it all. I mean there, yeah,

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Speaker 1: exactly two um and yeah, this is two Petty from

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Speaker 1: I think it's from a little single they let it

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Speaker 1: they release last year, but it's great, um and just

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Speaker 1: check them out if you like the vibe. As we

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Speaker 1: get closer, one day closer to Friday, so if you're

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Speaker 1: in college, this is your Friday. But please act responsibly,

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Speaker 1: love each other and it's never too late to come

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Speaker 1: back from racism. I love you, goodbye. I'm very off

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Speaker 1: the ship sucking chow and chicken scratching dad, we like

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Speaker 1: you back and yacking like we homies type ship sticking

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Speaker 1: from your snick a load to your niggas to think

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Speaker 1: they all that laps and judgment up, Andy, Katie, cain't

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Speaker 1: me Patty? Can't we y'all get alone though? Nah My,

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Speaker 1: fall y'all niggas, what's the whole Paul? When you roped

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Speaker 1: off anyway? Huh hold hold sa sa say it to

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Speaker 1: my face when you talking like your talk