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Speaker 1: It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran

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Speaker 1: in the Morning show.

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Speaker 2: Let's go around the room. I want to start with Froggy. Froggy,

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Speaker 2: what is on your mind today?

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Speaker 3: Well, you know, if you remember last week, I told

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Speaker 3: you that somebody could asked me a question that what

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Speaker 3: would you rather do lose three toes or two fingers?

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Speaker 3: And you said you were going to think about it,

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Speaker 3: and so I wanted to ask you because I still

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Speaker 3: can't decide if and I don't know why I've let

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Speaker 3: this bother me so greatly. However, what would you rather

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Speaker 3: lose three toes? I didn't say if they have to

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Speaker 3: be on one foot or whatever.

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: You can ask a questions.

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Speaker 4: I thought that through. Yeah, three toes for me anyone.

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Speaker 5: Else m I still think I might pick two fingers.

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Speaker 6: I would pick the fingers because then I don't want

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Speaker 6: to not My shoe collection is very long, and.

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Speaker 7: If I can't wear them, I would be very upset.

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Speaker 2: You make a lot of money from foot That's what's

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Speaker 2: important to her. So okay, gotta go with it, anyone.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I'm on your side, Elvis. I'm doing the three

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Speaker 3: toes on one on another froggy. Is there a wrong

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Speaker 3: answer here?

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Speaker 2: I mean, yes, okay, I bought all my fingers and thumbs.

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Speaker 2: I I want all of that. I like to grab things, right,

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Speaker 2: I know. So if I, you know, wobble and fall over,

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Speaker 2: I can grab a banister.

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Speaker 4: I can grab a.

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Speaker 2: Chair with my hands because they have all the all

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Speaker 2: the fle the Finland flanges are there or whatever they're called.

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Speaker 2: Uh is that you're around the room? Okay, that's fordery.

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Speaker 2: But okay, yes, yeah, okay, Danielle, what's up with you?

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Speaker 7: All right?

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Speaker 6: So I have discovered or made a new meal. I'm

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Speaker 6: sure other people have done it, but taking a yogurt

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Speaker 6: and adding cereal. So today I put chocolate cheerios. Do

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Speaker 6: not laugh, rocking. I put chocolateios in there and it

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Speaker 6: is delicious.

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Speaker 4: Oh my wait, can you have chocolate?

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Speaker 8: Oh?

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Speaker 6: Son of a gun, I put that's the second time

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Speaker 6: this week I forgot.

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Speaker 4: Well I should we know, as you know, Danielle gave

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Speaker 4: up chocolate.

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Speaker 7: Remind me really well?

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Speaker 4: No, maybe we shouldn't tell you.

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Speaker 7: No, no, I need you to remind me.

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Speaker 6: But anyway, I think cereal of any kind would probably

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Speaker 6: like frosted flakes or you know.

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Speaker 7: I don't know, honey, bunches of oats and chocolate chocolate.

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Speaker 4: They do. They serve chocolate ceerios in Hell.

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Speaker 7: I'm going to go home and talk to my Jesus

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Speaker 7: stuffed animal.

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Speaker 6: Okay, but I really think you should put it in

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Speaker 6: your yogurt because cereal and yogurt tastes delicious.

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Speaker 7: It's so good.

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Speaker 4: Didn't you have chocolate yesterday?

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Speaker 7: Was it yesterday or the day before that? I accidently chocolate? Yes,

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Speaker 7: You're to be honest. I have been really good. I've

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Speaker 7: been very proud of myself. It's just this show. I

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Speaker 7: don't know about this show.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we trive you to eat chocolate. This is awful.

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Speaker 2: It's it's our fault. You're right, it is, Hey, scary,

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Speaker 2: what's up with you today?

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Speaker 9: It costs fifty dollars to park for where I go

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Speaker 9: to the gym in the after the show, and it

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Speaker 9: bothers me so much, and I circle for spots all

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Speaker 9: the time. Well, I was leaving the garage yesterday and

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Speaker 9: I see a guy who had an orange construction cone

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Speaker 9: in a parking space. Literally take the cone and put

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Speaker 9: it in his trunk, and the other guy comes up

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Speaker 9: behind him and takes the spot.

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Speaker 10: I'm like, huh, that gives me a right idea.

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Speaker 9: I think I'm gonna go to home depot and buy

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Speaker 9: an orange construction cone and throw.

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Speaker 4: It in my trunk. For what I'm an idea? An idea?

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Speaker 4: Is it a bright idea or is it just an idea?

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Speaker 9: I think it's a bright idea. I think people do

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Speaker 9: it more than we know. I you know, are they illegal?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 10: Yes? What to have an orange cone?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 2: To knock a spot off because you make it private,

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Speaker 2: Well that guy's maybe that's not illegal that it should

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Speaker 9: I'm not getting a ticket for that. That's nothing, didn't

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Speaker 9: break any law. No, but you got his ticket for

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Speaker 9: me an a hole.

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Speaker 10: Well, dude, I'm gonna be an a hole just like

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Speaker 10: the next guy does.

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Speaker 2: I mean if he's just see, just because someone else

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Speaker 2: is an a hole, that means you have the right

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Speaker 2: to be an ahole.

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Speaker 4: I think that's a that's a bad way of looking

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Speaker 4: at that.

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Speaker 10: You gotta fight fire with fire.

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Speaker 4: I grew up in Brooklyn, Man, here goes run in Brooklyn.

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Speaker 4: What's it gonna go?

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Speaker 10: Please?

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Speaker 4: Don't represent.

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Speaker 10: Seriously though?

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Speaker 5: Who two wrongs don't make it right?

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Speaker 7: Scary?

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Speaker 10: I just want to get even I want to get

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Speaker 10: I want to get mine. I want to I want

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Speaker 10: to level off.

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Speaker 4: You get you get yours every day?

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Speaker 2: Would even level up? You get a You have a

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Speaker 2: great life. You live a great life. What do you

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Speaker 2: mean what are you talking about? You live a blessed life?

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Speaker 10: Because why does that guy get to have an orange

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Speaker 10: construction cone.

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Speaker 2: And then go, you know, go rob a bank. You

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Speaker 2: can rob a bank, because that's the same theory. It

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Speaker 2: really is, isn't it.

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Speaker 11: There's probably someone looking at your life thinking, why does

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Speaker 11: this guy get to drive a b m W convertible

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Speaker 11: when I'm in this whatever with my orange cone?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, did that guy with the orange cone have a

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Speaker 2: lesser vehicle than you?

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Speaker 8: Was?

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Speaker 9: It was not It might have been, but still that

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Speaker 9: doesn't mean anything.

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Speaker 7: Oh my god, exact guy.

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Speaker 4: Just just let let him keep going, let.

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Speaker 3: Him get.

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Speaker 4: Stop it.

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Speaker 10: Why are you all staring at me like that?

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Speaker 2: You just you just said you worked your ass off

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Speaker 2: for the BMW. Well that guy probably works his ass

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Speaker 2: off for that cone. I don't know, mate, what's going

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Speaker 2: on with you today? You just between the host you'll okay, okay, okay,

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Speaker 2: he wants to go to your next what's up with you?

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Speaker 1: Now? Okay, we'll go to me. So we talked about

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Speaker 1: millionaires and billionaires all the time, but I'm going to

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Speaker 1: put into perspective the difference between a million and a billion.

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Speaker 4: And you may have read about this already.

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Speaker 1: So a million seconds is roughly eleven and a half days.

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Speaker 1: A billion seconds thirty one and.

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Speaker 4: A half years. Wowow, that is the difference.

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Speaker 1: So when you see a millionaire and a billionaire, there

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Speaker 1: is a drastic difference in the amount of money that

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Speaker 1: these people have.

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Speaker 4: So and how do we use this?

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Speaker 1: Um? So back a few months ago, I was throwing

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Speaker 1: some shade to a new billionaire, and I guess that

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Speaker 1: still kind of applies. That you'll never spend that much money. Ever,

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Speaker 1: you will never spend a billion dollars. So if I ever,

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Speaker 1: you know, one of these days, I will become almost

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Speaker 1: a billionaire, but I'll never be a billionaire anything over

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Speaker 1: at nine hundred ninety nine million, I'm just kidding, Well,

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Speaker 1: what's the I.

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Speaker 7: Mean, really, at the point where you're a millionaire billionaire? Really?

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Speaker 7: I mean we're ever going to be able to spend

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Speaker 7: it all either way?

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Speaker 4: Yes, million millionaire.

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Speaker 2: Now people will burn to a million dollars and be

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Speaker 2: a millionaire in a Harvey one dream apartment in Manhattan.

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Speaker 7: Well, I guess I'm talking about millions, not just one.

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Speaker 4: Okay, well like nine nine million? Okay.

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Speaker 2: Well, the other day, Jeff Bezos, Jeff Bezos' fiance, what's

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Speaker 2: her name, She's walking around with that five thousand dollars

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Speaker 2: coffee cup Biaga coffee cup, a five thousand dollars coffee cup,

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Speaker 2: just walking down the street.

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Speaker 7: I doubt she even paid for it.

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Speaker 6: I bet they gave it to a you're probably right,

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Speaker 6: watch is gonna come steal it?

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Speaker 2: Scary wants his wants for that coffee cup.

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Speaker 6: Maybe he could drink out of his red com on

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Speaker 6: the tobin there the bottomless pit.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what's up with you today, prods ham.

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Speaker 8: So, I have found the secret to cooking for a

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Speaker 8: picky eater. My husband is very particular and working with him,

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Speaker 8: cooking with him in the kitchen has him try more things.

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Speaker 8: And over the weekend we made stuffed peppers. We used

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Speaker 8: our partner Victoria sauce. It was delicious. I let him flavor.

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Speaker 8: I wanted roasted garlic, he picked vodka, and you know what,

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Speaker 8: it paid off. It was the first time either of

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Speaker 8: us had vodka sauce stuffed red peppers and it was

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Speaker 8: absolutely delicious. So if you've got someone like me it's

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Speaker 8: a little bit picky, just help them cook with you.

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Speaker 8: Seeing the ingredients really puts it on a whole other level.

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Speaker 8: So thank you Victoria for your wonderful vodka sauce.

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Speaker 2: The vodka is my favorite, he picked. I'm just a

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Speaker 2: fan of vodka anyway, Gandhi, what's.

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Speaker 4: Up with you?

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Speaker 11: So today is April Fool's Day, which is one of

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Speaker 11: my favorite days ever. I just wanted to put out

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Speaker 11: a few fun pranks that you could do to your

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Speaker 11: friends are co workers without causing too much damage.

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Speaker 4: So why are you doing this?

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Speaker 5: Because I want people to have a good day and

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Speaker 5: have fun.

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Speaker 11: Ahead, come on laughing laughing with people and apt people

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Speaker 11: is like the greatest I have so much fun. You

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Speaker 11: have fun with it too, Okay, A simple piece of

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Speaker 11: tape across the mouse sensor on someone's mouse will make

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Speaker 11: it stop working and they'll get confused.

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Speaker 5: Amazing.

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Speaker 11: There are ways that you can completely flip the screen

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Speaker 11: upside down.

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Speaker 5: It's different for a Mac and a PC. All you

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Speaker 5: have to do is google it.

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Speaker 11: Never forget that you can put the rubber band around

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Speaker 11: the nozzle that sprays, so as soon as somebody turns

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Speaker 11: the water on, they're getting shot in the face with water.

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Speaker 11: And uh, there's always the mind.

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Speaker 3: Trick, Gandhi. You can also rearrange somebody's keys on their keyboard.

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Speaker 11: You could rearrange keys on the key Can you do that?

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Speaker 11: Mine all stuck together?

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Speaker 4: Actually, you got on some keyboards.

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Speaker 3: You can just pop them off and then just put

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Speaker 3: them on different spot and when they go to type,

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Speaker 3: everything's off.

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Speaker 5: I like that. These are good ideas.

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Speaker 4: So those have done that.

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Speaker 5: Okay, easy fun mind trick. The mind trick.

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Speaker 11: Just act like you're going to do something to somebody

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Speaker 11: all day, have them on their toes, and don't do.

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Speaker 4: It like you're doing to Andrew today.

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Speaker 5: Andrew convince himself of that I didn't.

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Speaker 4: Even do it. What can we get him in here?

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Speaker 5: He's in a podcast recording?

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Speaker 4: Is that what he does? Yeah?

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Speaker 7: What podcast is recording right now?

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Speaker 5: That would be a good time to do something to him.

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Speaker 11: Okay, oh boy, can I have five minutes please?

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Speaker 8: Sure?

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Speaker 4: Whatever you need to be back. Have we done three

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Speaker 4: things yet? I think we did?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: We did?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? We did?

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Speaker 5: Wait, did we know, we didn't