1 00:00:05,760 --> 00:00:08,879 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's making your bedtime routine even 2 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:14,720 Speaker 1: easier with a new invention, toothpaste flavored ice cream. Oh 3 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:17,680 Speaker 1: perfect for kids who want to skit brushing their teeth 4 00:00:17,760 --> 00:00:21,079 Speaker 1: right after dessert. And it even comes in a toothpaste tube, 5 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:23,880 Speaker 1: So just squirt a couple gobs in your mouth after 6 00:00:23,960 --> 00:00:29,280 Speaker 1: dinner and say good night. With Laser Stories, the segment 7 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:31,360 Speaker 1: where we read weird news stories around the globe, just 8 00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:32,800 Speaker 1: like everyone else does, except. 9 00:00:32,479 --> 00:00:35,519 Speaker 2: We've got a laser. Those other hog and dirty dogs 10 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:36,040 Speaker 2: just don't. 11 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:42,120 Speaker 1: This first laser story is out of you guessed it, Florida. 12 00:00:42,720 --> 00:00:45,560 Speaker 1: This is not gonna surprise you, but a Florida man 13 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:48,640 Speaker 1: got into a fight with another Florida man at a 14 00:00:48,680 --> 00:00:49,479 Speaker 1: nearby beach. 15 00:00:49,920 --> 00:00:52,000 Speaker 3: Hey, you know what, that's better than a gator. 16 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:56,040 Speaker 1: Or some sort of bear or And apparently this fight 17 00:00:56,240 --> 00:01:00,000 Speaker 1: was over a tricycle's headlights. 18 00:01:00,080 --> 00:01:01,520 Speaker 3: Tricycles came with headlights. 19 00:01:01,760 --> 00:01:04,839 Speaker 1: According to the police report, the adult victim was riding 20 00:01:04,880 --> 00:01:07,279 Speaker 1: a tricycle down the beach while using a. 21 00:01:07,160 --> 00:01:08,840 Speaker 2: Flashlight as a headlight. 22 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:12,920 Speaker 1: The assailant didn't like it shining right into his face 23 00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:14,400 Speaker 1: and started arguing with him. 24 00:01:14,680 --> 00:01:15,560 Speaker 3: It's like what. 25 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:18,640 Speaker 1: Bros put their foot down over is the stupidest crap. 26 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:20,679 Speaker 3: Are you proud of yourself if you beat up a 27 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:21,960 Speaker 3: guy on a tricycle? Right? 28 00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:25,479 Speaker 1: Well, it was no physical beating because at one point 29 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:27,840 Speaker 1: the attacker noticed the victim had a machete in the 30 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:28,959 Speaker 1: basket of his tripe. 31 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:32,120 Speaker 3: Wait, the tricycle. There's a machete, so he. 32 00:01:31,959 --> 00:01:35,600 Speaker 1: Grabbed it and swung it at the guy. 33 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:38,679 Speaker 3: That's a deadly weaponti seven year old. 34 00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:43,480 Speaker 1: The victim on the tricycle took the machete back, but 35 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:46,680 Speaker 1: cut his left hand in the process, and then pedaled 36 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:51,440 Speaker 1: away on his strike and called nine one one trail 37 00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:54,560 Speaker 1: of blood. He was eventually taken to a hospital with 38 00:01:54,720 --> 00:01:57,960 Speaker 1: non life threatening injuries, and the police asked him why 39 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:01,280 Speaker 1: he was on a tricycle with a machete. His response, 40 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:07,160 Speaker 1: all his friends have him. Gangs in Florida the hot 41 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:09,960 Speaker 1: new thing. This next Lazer story is out of New York. 42 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:14,600 Speaker 1: The most generally accepted grounds for divorce brook Just in 43 00:02:14,639 --> 00:02:20,919 Speaker 1: case you're wondering, They include adultery, bigamy, desertion, criminal conviction, 44 00:02:21,639 --> 00:02:27,600 Speaker 1: physical abuse, drug addiction, and irreconcilable differences. But what about 45 00:02:27,760 --> 00:02:36,560 Speaker 1: screwing jar lids on too tight. One woman claims she 46 00:02:36,840 --> 00:02:41,520 Speaker 1: filed for divorce quote because my husband overtightens all the 47 00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:42,280 Speaker 1: jar lids. 48 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:45,520 Speaker 3: There's an old trick. 49 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:48,080 Speaker 2: Do it to make your wife feel like she needs 50 00:02:48,160 --> 00:02:51,240 Speaker 2: yet it's an old joke, that's funny, she told the courts. 51 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:53,560 Speaker 1: It may seem like it's no big deal, but if 52 00:02:53,639 --> 00:02:56,079 Speaker 1: every single jar in the house is overtightened to the 53 00:02:56,080 --> 00:02:58,399 Speaker 1: point where he needs to be there to open them, 54 00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:03,000 Speaker 1: then it's extremely annoying and she can't get anything done. 55 00:03:03,120 --> 00:03:07,440 Speaker 3: She can't get anything done. 56 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:11,000 Speaker 1: I said it came butter and jellied, maybe like what 57 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:14,359 Speaker 1: some apple sauce. The nail in the coffin was when 58 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:17,320 Speaker 1: she discovered that even the jars that never have been 59 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:22,400 Speaker 1: opened were also overtightened, meaning can tell they're over tightened 60 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:22,840 Speaker 1: because she. 61 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:24,520 Speaker 2: Hasn't popped up in the air section. 62 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:26,640 Speaker 3: Well, they haven't been opened, you can tell, But how 63 00:03:26,639 --> 00:03:29,040 Speaker 3: do you tell. It's like he went in and overtightened up. 64 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:31,520 Speaker 1: She felt like the fact that she couldn't open any 65 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:35,000 Speaker 1: jar in the house that he was doing it on purpose. 66 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:38,400 Speaker 3: It's not that she got some weak hams. 67 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:41,640 Speaker 1: She was going crazy and says she lost sleep over it. 68 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:44,520 Speaker 1: Even had a mental breakdown where she vomited and felt 69 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:45,960 Speaker 1: like she was having a heart attack. 70 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:50,800 Speaker 3: I'm sorry, let's get a therapist, and. 71 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:53,440 Speaker 2: She needs the olives for her Martini give her a break. 72 00:03:53,720 --> 00:03:57,680 Speaker 1: Anyway, After the woman filed, her husband was blindsided because 73 00:03:57,680 --> 00:04:00,360 Speaker 1: he says there were literally no other issues in our 74 00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:05,600 Speaker 1: marriage who He suggested counseling to her, but she refused, saying, quote, 75 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:08,880 Speaker 1: there's no point. I just literally can't get past the 76 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:12,000 Speaker 1: damn jar lids. He still won't even admit that he's 77 00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:14,760 Speaker 1: doing it on purpose. He's given me no reason. 78 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:18,000 Speaker 3: You know, marriage is a lot of work. 79 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:23,720 Speaker 1: People divorce easier than ever. This next Lazer story is 80 00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:27,919 Speaker 1: out of the Bay Area. It's notoriously hard and expensive 81 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:30,360 Speaker 1: to buy a home in San Francisco. That's why people 82 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:33,120 Speaker 1: freaked out when a three bedroom house in the Russian 83 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:36,920 Speaker 1: Hill neighborhood just hit the market for only four hundred 84 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:38,280 Speaker 1: and eighty eight grand. 85 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:41,200 Speaker 3: What's wrong with it? 86 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:43,680 Speaker 1: Because the average house price in that area is one 87 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:47,520 Speaker 1: point five million, so this is more than just a steal. 88 00:04:47,839 --> 00:04:50,159 Speaker 2: But of course there is a little catch. 89 00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:53,680 Speaker 1: Anyone who purchases the home won't be able to move 90 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:56,040 Speaker 1: into it for thirty years. 91 00:04:56,040 --> 00:04:58,839 Speaker 2: Wait a minute, wait a minute. 92 00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:00,839 Speaker 3: Year. 93 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:04,920 Speaker 1: The listing posted on Zilla says the home is tenant 94 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:08,440 Speaker 1: occupied and to be sold as is, and the buyer 95 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:10,919 Speaker 1: won't be able to move in until two thousand and 96 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:11,719 Speaker 1: fifty three. 97 00:05:11,880 --> 00:05:13,560 Speaker 3: Dude, that's a good lease that somebody got. 98 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:15,840 Speaker 2: You know, that's a great investment because it'll be worth 99 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:16,880 Speaker 2: like a billion. 100 00:05:16,560 --> 00:05:17,120 Speaker 3: At that time. 101 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:20,720 Speaker 1: But the current tenant will continue to live there and 102 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:24,200 Speaker 1: pay the same amount of rent every single month four 103 00:05:24,279 --> 00:05:25,839 Speaker 1: hundred and seventeen dollars. 104 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:31,800 Speaker 2: Oh oh what lucky ye cover any seventeen. 105 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:34,719 Speaker 1: But even with that, real estate experts say it's a 106 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:37,560 Speaker 1: bargain for somebody if they're willing to just wait it out. 107 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:39,800 Speaker 3: Oh and rick, person who can just be like, yeah, 108 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:42,080 Speaker 3: half a billion, I will rye on ose You could 109 00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:43,600 Speaker 3: be like, yeah, girl, I got a home. Yeah, I 110 00:05:43,680 --> 00:05:47,279 Speaker 3: mean we can't move in until thirty years we'll be 111 00:05:47,320 --> 00:05:49,320 Speaker 3: there or really quiet? 112 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:51,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, and speaking of weight. 113 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:53,600 Speaker 1: The day of the open house, people were lined up 114 00:05:53,640 --> 00:05:56,279 Speaker 1: for three blocks just to see it. 115 00:05:57,400 --> 00:06:00,560 Speaker 3: Man that there's been actual interest inconvenient for whoever that 116 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:01,080 Speaker 3: tenant is. 117 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:03,799 Speaker 2: This next Lazer story is out of Travel Central. 118 00:06:05,080 --> 00:06:07,960 Speaker 1: A new report says people are fighting rising costs by 119 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:16,400 Speaker 1: researching so called vacation dupes, basically finding something similar that's cheaper, 120 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:20,720 Speaker 1: even if it isn't quite as luxurious. So maybe your 121 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:23,840 Speaker 1: idea of a waterfront vacation in Bora, Bora could be 122 00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:24,720 Speaker 1: subbed out for. 123 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:28,599 Speaker 2: One in San Diego. Actually, you make. 124 00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:31,520 Speaker 1: Need to even dupe that and replace it with myrtle beach, 125 00:06:32,120 --> 00:06:34,960 Speaker 1: or dupe that and sub in Cleveland. 126 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:37,480 Speaker 3: There's many beaches in Cleveland. 127 00:06:37,680 --> 00:06:38,960 Speaker 2: Jeff, it's a dupe. 128 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:39,920 Speaker 3: Bro oh Okay. 129 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:42,880 Speaker 1: In a poll, sixty one percent of Americans say they'd 130 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:46,400 Speaker 1: be interested in a dupe, but not everyone would broadcast 131 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:49,480 Speaker 1: it publicly. Twenty eight percent of people say they wouldn't 132 00:06:49,520 --> 00:06:53,279 Speaker 1: reveal that they were doing the light version of another destination. 133 00:06:53,440 --> 00:06:55,440 Speaker 3: So would you still like geotag Bora, Bora? 134 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:56,240 Speaker 2: I mean good dupes? 135 00:06:56,279 --> 00:06:57,440 Speaker 3: You can't tell the difference. 136 00:06:59,440 --> 00:06:59,680 Speaker 2: Water. 137 00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:04,240 Speaker 1: The top vacation dupe spots right now include the Virgin 138 00:07:04,320 --> 00:07:08,760 Speaker 1: Islands instead of going to the Bahamas. Okay, Belfast instead 139 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:14,560 Speaker 1: of London, Memphis instead of Nashville, and Levenworth, Washington instead 140 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:16,800 Speaker 1: of Bavaria, Germany. 141 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:21,520 Speaker 2: I'm sorry what Levenworth, Washington. It's like a very German 142 00:07:21,680 --> 00:07:22,760 Speaker 2: style style. 143 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:26,679 Speaker 3: Yeah, here's the thing though. I actually love this because 144 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:28,880 Speaker 3: you're going to places with less tourists, do you know. 145 00:07:28,880 --> 00:07:29,200 Speaker 2: What I mean? 146 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:32,120 Speaker 3: So it's gonna be less crowded, you're gonna enjoy your time. Yeah. 147 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:34,920 Speaker 1: Like everyone's like I'm in Miami at Nobu and you're like, yeah, 148 00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:37,040 Speaker 1: I'm at Nobu too, and you're like an carry OCCUPI 149 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:41,760 Speaker 1: That's why whenever Brook does her Mexico vacations for her family, 150 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:43,720 Speaker 1: she stays at the place where the drug lords like 151 00:07:43,760 --> 00:07:44,040 Speaker 1: to live. 152 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:46,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why it's a dupe of common. 153 00:07:46,360 --> 00:07:49,440 Speaker 3: Yeah, totally. It's like a bogo almost on that one wist. 154 00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:53,720 Speaker 1: Thankfully, one guy you could never do is the one 155 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:55,920 Speaker 1: and only Humper. Ah. 156 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:59,160 Speaker 2: Yeah, this guy. And even though he's an original, he's 157 00:07:59,200 --> 00:07:59,880 Speaker 2: not above. 158 00:07:59,640 --> 00:08:02,720 Speaker 1: Getting risky with some dupes. And this is him with 159 00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:08,840 Speaker 1: a pair of rebunks Taiwanese knockoffs of reboks. He loves 160 00:08:08,840 --> 00:08:10,880 Speaker 1: those dudes. That's how means Laser Stories has come to 161 00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:12,520 Speaker 1: an end for the day. We'll do it again, same 162 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:13,880 Speaker 1: time on Friday.