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Speaker 2: Clap for the heavyweight champ. Oh, we don't do that anymore.

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Speaker 2: We don't do that anymore.

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Speaker 1: I almost went into it and then I literally like, Wow.

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Speaker 2: Don't do that anymore.

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Speaker 1: Such a fucking idiot.

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Speaker 2: Wow, guys, welcome to this episode of Emergency and I come.

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Speaker 2: I am feeling kind of cool today. I have my

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Speaker 1: You kind of look like you just got pushed in

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Speaker 2: You haven't been to a mirror, and the sticker stays on?

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Speaker 1: Is the sticker on your hat?

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Speaker 2: Rest in peace? Takes?

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Speaker 1: Did they already smash it?

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Speaker 2: I don't know if they smashed it. We should be

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Speaker 2: there for the demolition.

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Speaker 1: We should demolish it. Yeah, demolish it. I'm actually I'm

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Speaker 1: the one building the apartment complex on top of the

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Speaker 1: I've planned to knock down.

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Speaker 2: Wait does my arm look Megan? Yeah, it actually does. Guys, Austin, Texas,

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Speaker 2: we have a show this Saturday, Saturday, So tomorrow. Wait,

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Speaker 2: is it tomorrow or Sunday? It's Sunday. It's Sunday. It's Sunday,

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Speaker 2: so you have a couple of days to get your tickets.

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Speaker 2: April twelfth? Is that? Kay? Is that Sunday April twelfth?

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Speaker 1: He was doing something else?

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Speaker 3: No, I was, I was. I was actually looking up

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Speaker 3: some insanely funny notes for this episode.

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Speaker 2: Yes, Sunday, April twelve, Sunday Austin. Tickets are in the baya.

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Speaker 2: There are not a lot laught, so get them. It's

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Speaker 1: We're gonna buy them and resell them on to get Well, yeah.

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Speaker 2: Why don't we do that? We should do that.

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Speaker 1: We should scap maybe they not even bund the ticket.

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Speaker 1: We should no double a and give it to the

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Speaker 1: next person. Actually, no, it Actually I have a stomach ache.

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Speaker 1: So if I seem like a bit detached, it's because

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Speaker 2: Your stomach today, Yeah, so's angry. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: What's the Robot and the Avengers? That's like the bad No,

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Speaker 3: it was the one that's really evil. Doctor.

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Speaker 3: Okay, do it again, I'm far and my laser. Actually,

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Speaker 3: maybe do it one more time.

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Speaker 3: I actually don't think we got it one where?

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Speaker 2: And yeah, it is texting on her phone today.

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Speaker 1: I'm the most popular woman on the planet. Literally, everybody

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Speaker 1: And I got plans already, Like.

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Speaker 2: We got plans. Maybe we're going to see Barbie's.

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Speaker 1: Movie, Faces of Death.

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Speaker 2: Go see Faces of Death. Buy your fucking tickets now.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she's so good and we've seen it already because

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Speaker 2: Well, I saw Robert Pattinson. I think he was so

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Speaker 2: To the movies twice in two years.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I've been once this year so far.

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Speaker 3: It's probably my life wicked.

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Speaker 2: No, wicked, isn't this It's about to get wicked in here.

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Speaker 1: Oh I saw Wuthering Heights. That was the only movie

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Speaker 2: I didn't see that.

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Speaker 1: I'm not shocked. The boy didn't go see the girl movie. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: It's a boy talking movie. Boy boy. I was at

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Speaker 3: Interesting, so and it was all boys.

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Speaker 2: Gay guys are boys too.

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Speaker 1: Guys, I think that's me. I think it's endearing to

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Speaker 1: Honestly, there's something so crazy about white people showing up

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Speaker 1: and like like what like you're actually but I guess

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Speaker 2: Anyway, we we got off this ship, dirty as ship.

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Speaker 2: Get me off this, give me off this ship, give

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Speaker 2: me all this ship. Slater album.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I haven't listened to it yet, and I need to.

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Speaker 2: Guys.

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Speaker 2: And that's like I love okay, so oh my god,

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Speaker 2: Know, Ricky Thompson or not Ricky Thompson, Ricky Dylan. Ricky

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Speaker 2: Dylan shrunk Snoop Dogg down to be two inches and

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Speaker 2: Because we got bangers. Should I go grab my my

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Speaker 2: We'll insert a picture of my memorabilia. Bit y'all can

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Speaker 2: copy me, y'all can copy me. VIP tour Bag Bangers, Merch,

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Speaker 1: No that ship, Slater's album No, No Wait, Bangers, Memobilia,

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Speaker 2: When they like shut down the fucking block for Taco Bell,

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Speaker 1: I didn't fuck with Taco Bell in high school because

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Speaker 1: And then I would just go with them and watch

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Speaker 1: Also, I didn't have bread. If I was gonna eat,

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Speaker 1: because I only had my dollar to get home on

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Speaker 1: you wanted my jewel.

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Speaker 2: No, I want you fuck you.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, what the hell dude, You're really gonna hit

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Speaker 3: me while I'm down, because you know I'm going through

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Speaker 1: What are you going through?

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Speaker 2: He got published again.

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Speaker 3: These motherfuckers will not leave me alone. Because first it

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Speaker 3: was that guy Dukes wah or I don't know. I

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Speaker 3: literally don't even know what that ship is, but it's

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Speaker 3: creepy as fucking he needs to leave me alone. But now,

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Speaker 3: fucking do you know what People magazine is?

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Speaker 2: I know people, man, Yeah, we were in People magazine.

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Speaker 2: They wrote an article.

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Speaker 3: About Okay, well basically they are now taking photos of

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Speaker 3: me too. Okay, so now they're being creepy, creepy as

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Speaker 3: fuck following me around when I'm having these expensive, elegant dinners.

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Speaker 2: No, no, and then you're paying for.

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Speaker 3: That I'm fucking paying for with these two random people.

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Speaker 3: And I'm just kind of like.

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Speaker 1: Do you think they might be like interested in the

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Speaker 2: You look at the photo because he's kind of the

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Speaker 3: It's called rule of thirds in you. So we or

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Speaker 3: like know about film stuff, so obviously we're like trying

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Speaker 2: You can't for paparazzi. You can't.

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Speaker 1: You can't wait, can you? Actually not?

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Speaker 2: I think you can. But what's fucked up. What's fucked

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Speaker 2: up is Kai is cheating on our polyamorous relationship with

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Speaker 2: those with that polyamorous relationship with a couple of fucking

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Speaker 2: rain That's why you're.

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Speaker 1: Being fucking followed because you're having sex with randoms.

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Speaker 3: Look, I'm at these two at this party is a

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Speaker 3: I want. Like you guys, you don't have control over me.

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Speaker 3: You don't have like.

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Speaker 1: Actually we literally I was gonna say, yeah, we're just

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Speaker 1: gonna I think you're I don't think we need you

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Speaker 3: I can actually end stuff with No, we got it

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Speaker 1: No, No, No, it's I mean, you seem really happy

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Speaker 3: I literally just sent it, are you still sick?

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Speaker 1: You de had bronchitis and gave us a bit of

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Speaker 1: I got an ammonia.

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Speaker 2: I think I have pneumonia. It's in my loans.

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Speaker 1: I don't say that because they don't want ammonia, and

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Speaker 1: I'll beat the fum. Yes it is.

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Speaker 2: No, I think it's like a symptom of like bronchitis.

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Speaker 1: Interesting, I'm pretty sure pneumonia is like extremely.

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Speaker 2: Talking to ser.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, motherfucker, you dumb ass whole bitches be like, oh,

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Speaker 1: I know so much about my computer and my fucking phone,

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Speaker 1: don't touch me. Don't fucking touch.

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Speaker 3: Me, dude. She has been right about so mu stuff. Recently,

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Speaker 3: it's jasmine. I said, no, I think that's honeysuckle.

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Speaker 1: No, he is better, even though sits in front of

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Speaker 1: I for once, I'm like, let me be fucking nice

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Speaker 1: And he goes, that's honeysuckle, and Google saying goes, oh, wait,

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Speaker 1: you are right. Oh it's almost like I'm outside of

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Speaker 3: I know I have to fix a lot of stuff

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Speaker 3: say the only change I would make to that story,

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Speaker 1: A woman doesn't see something like that and things I

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Speaker 1: I I love it so much. I'm just gonna, without

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no, you're right. I just yeah, No, you're totally right.

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Speaker 1: I'm glad. You're whimsy is seeing something beautiful and ripping

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Speaker 3: It and then and then correcting a woman.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and then being wrong about what And I've never

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Speaker 1: Fix that fucking hat. No, you're cute, you do, I'm kidding,

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Speaker 1: I'm getting no, baby, baby, no, baby, you look good. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you. Slater's album Okay. My first listener,

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Speaker 2: But I listened to it and I was like, ah,

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Speaker 2: And then I listened to it and now it's the

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Speaker 1: That's so fine.

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Speaker 2: I think it's literally so fucking good. Oh my god,

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Speaker 2: it is so good. It is so good. It is

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna listen to it. I can't think of any

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Speaker 1: I never like it's the most like gas lighting manshit

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Speaker 1: I was never a slut. Like, no, baby, we knew,

438
00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:12,560
Speaker 1: we know you were a slut.

439
00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:14,720
Speaker 2: It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.

440
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:18,400
Speaker 1: Baby, But yeah, it's a That's another album that when

441
00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:26,960
Speaker 1: my first listened through, I was like, m boys in

442
00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:28,560
Speaker 1: love for the first time at that age is like

443
00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:29,480
Speaker 1: kind of funny to me.

444
00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:30,600
Speaker 2: I don't know, I want to hear this.

445
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,680
Speaker 1: He has to be in his thirties, he's bigger than me.

446
00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:37,320
Speaker 2: That's really hard to do too.

447
00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:41,879
Speaker 3: No, that's why I draw the line, we gotta take

448
00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:43,200
Speaker 3: care outside.

449
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:45,560
Speaker 1: Stupid ass.

450
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:52,360
Speaker 3: Episode crazy Sinister.

451
00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:55,040
Speaker 1: It was because the day started off with just me

452
00:22:55,119 --> 00:22:55,520
Speaker 1: and Kai.

453
00:22:56,119 --> 00:22:57,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's never been there.

454
00:22:57,680 --> 00:23:00,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, we were left alone for too long, so it's like,

455
00:23:00,359 --> 00:23:04,359
Speaker 1: what you'll do. Kai was just being awkward. He was

456
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:07,040
Speaker 1: talking to me about fiber for a minute. He was

457
00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:09,800
Speaker 1: talking to me about your blood sugar.

458
00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:17,400
Speaker 3: How is basically soda because there's none of the fibers

459
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:17,879
Speaker 3: in it.

460
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:20,800
Speaker 1: So basically before you got here, I was making a

461
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:24,639
Speaker 1: coffee and then I heard a movement behind me, and

462
00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:27,040
Speaker 1: Kai was behind me on the other side of the

463
00:23:27,119 --> 00:23:30,439
Speaker 1: kitchen picking up one of our juices that's sitting on

464
00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:33,120
Speaker 1: the counter and looking at it. And I said, why

465
00:23:33,119 --> 00:23:35,040
Speaker 1: are you looking at it like that? And he said,

466
00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:38,480
Speaker 1: there's actually a good fiber in here, and then he.

467
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:42,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's I guess yeah bits, but yeah, when you

468
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:45,560
Speaker 3: eat fruit, it doesn't fuck up your blood sugar. As

469
00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:47,600
Speaker 3: much because there's fiber that's paired with it, so it

470
00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:49,800
Speaker 3: doesn't it blunts the blood sugar effect.

471
00:23:52,359 --> 00:23:56,239
Speaker 2: Smoke weed. Well, there's two things I wanted to talk

472
00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:59,240
Speaker 2: about regarding Kai, So last night I called him and

473
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:04,840
Speaker 2: Tucker to talk about the drama because they saw it

474
00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:06,440
Speaker 2: at the same time as me, and I was like, Oh,

475
00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:08,520
Speaker 2: this will be fun to just like chat about with

476
00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:10,640
Speaker 2: someone who just saw it, Like it'd be so exciting.

477
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:14,840
Speaker 2: They screamed. Both of them screened my call. It was

478
00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:17,200
Speaker 2: like eleven, and then Kai texted me back and was like, hey, sorry,

479
00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:18,960
Speaker 2: I was in the final round of a circle. And

480
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,960
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, well, then call me back. Motherfucker

481
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:25,040
Speaker 2: did not call. Motherfucker did not call me back. He

482
00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:27,640
Speaker 2: read that text and was like, I'm just gonna fake asleep.

483
00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:31,120
Speaker 2: I'm gonna fake asleep. So I texted both of them saying, hey,

484
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:33,680
Speaker 2: genuinely upset with y'all. Right, now call me back. I'm

485
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:37,760
Speaker 2: in danger. Didn't get a call back. Crazy, and then

486
00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:41,840
Speaker 2: Tucker said, y'all were y'all hit a flow state. That

487
00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:44,080
Speaker 2: was one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

488
00:24:46,119 --> 00:24:46,880
Speaker 3: I love that guy.

489
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:51,119
Speaker 2: Tucker said, we were sleeping together. What is it, Tucker?

490
00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:53,400
Speaker 2: Can you put the chile back on the rack and

491
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:55,560
Speaker 2: not leave them on the floor of my room after

492
00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:58,920
Speaker 2: you're done in the shower? Maybe? Can you not lean

493
00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:02,560
Speaker 2: so far back when you use the bodet the wall

494
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:08,880
Speaker 2: looks like a monette painting. I just, oh, here we go.

495
00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:13,240
Speaker 2: I'm gonna let you do your big one poop pointism.

496
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:16,359
Speaker 2: What the fuck was Drew texting us about? I don't know.

497
00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:19,679
Speaker 2: He won't tell me. I don't like him talking about

498
00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:20,119
Speaker 2: you like that?

499
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:20,760
Speaker 3: Baby?

500
00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:23,320
Speaker 2: Why did it turned me on? When you got territorial?

501
00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:23,920
Speaker 3: Just now?

502
00:25:25,119 --> 00:25:29,560
Speaker 2: So that's the poop points and like looks like a

503
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:32,719
Speaker 2: monette painting on the back was really really highbrow like

504
00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:35,320
Speaker 2: that was that was mixing. It was a high low joke.

505
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:38,520
Speaker 2: But what I found out the day before is they

506
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:39,400
Speaker 2: facetimed me.

507
00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:42,520
Speaker 1: And they made.

508
00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:52,600
Speaker 2: Jokes. No Kai has poopye, yeah, the day sprayed poop

509
00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:53,400
Speaker 2: into your eye?

510
00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:54,800
Speaker 1: You have pink eye?

511
00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:56,960
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Well because they leaned back too far and

512
00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:02,560
Speaker 3: the Miday shot people matter all over my face and

513
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:08,240
Speaker 3: the wall and it looked like poo confetti and yeah,

514
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:10,440
Speaker 3: there was bits of lettuce in there. I don't give

515
00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:12,879
Speaker 3: a fuck. I don't give a fuck.

516
00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:16,560
Speaker 1: Well for Easter, I just got high as ship and

517
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:20,199
Speaker 1: ate steak salad and I ate so much steak fucking yummy,

518
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,560
Speaker 1: and then I knocked out for two hours. I literally

519
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:26,960
Speaker 1: just there is no Easter whimsy though, because I didn't

520
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:28,920
Speaker 1: see a single like serious, you.

521
00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:30,280
Speaker 2: Want to see Easter whimsy? Baby?

522
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:31,359
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, how was your Easter?

523
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:32,880
Speaker 2: You tell me.

524
00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:41,520
Speaker 1: Though? It was so funny that the chicks are on

525
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:45,800
Speaker 1: top of him. My god, you did have Easter whimsy.

526
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:51,120
Speaker 2: By the way, I had Easter held animals.

527
00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:53,439
Speaker 1: I know he all it duck in a bunny.

528
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:57,199
Speaker 2: The duck was so cute and the turtle.

529
00:26:57,480 --> 00:26:59,600
Speaker 1: Oh, I guess my Easter whimsy was. Me and Rain

530
00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:04,879
Speaker 1: wereg going to uh Saba's house and we went to

531
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:07,480
Speaker 1: the farmer's market, like, got all the fresh stuff to

532
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:11,719
Speaker 1: make this gorgeous tie steak salad, got a bunch of

533
00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:13,960
Speaker 1: like sweets. Oh my god, I had the best and

534
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:17,320
Speaker 1: midbuns ever. Yesterday, like literally yesterday was a great eat day.

535
00:27:17,359 --> 00:27:20,440
Speaker 1: So maybe I did have a great eater. Yeah, for real,

536
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:24,919
Speaker 1: we were driving or Rain was driving her car. She

537
00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:28,960
Speaker 1: has an electric car, and she was driving and suddenly

538
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:31,439
Speaker 1: she just goes silent. We were like listening to music,

539
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:34,439
Speaker 1: and before we started the drive, she was like, oh,

540
00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:36,560
Speaker 1: I only have thirty five miles left, but at Saba's house,

541
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:39,080
Speaker 1: I could charge my car, so we should be fine.

542
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:41,959
Speaker 1: We took the pch and we're like going up and

543
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,320
Speaker 1: we like finally get into like the hills and shit

544
00:27:44,359 --> 00:27:47,320
Speaker 1: and the valleys, and then Rain is singing. She just

545
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:51,439
Speaker 1: says oh oh, and like turned off the music and

546
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:53,240
Speaker 1: turned off the air and stuff. And I looked over

547
00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:56,080
Speaker 1: and she had like we were I think eight miles

548
00:27:56,119 --> 00:27:58,440
Speaker 1: away and it had dropped from like eleven to ten

549
00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:02,879
Speaker 1: and two seconds answer.

550
00:28:05,359 --> 00:28:15,720
Speaker 2: Hi, Papa Dan. Was that an accident? I was recording

551
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:20,160
Speaker 2: or we're recording on the podcast right now? Yeah, No,

552
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:24,760
Speaker 2: you're good, I'll call you back. It was It was funny. Wait,

553
00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:27,679
Speaker 2: when that toilet flushes, it literally sounds like a nuclear

554
00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:33,040
Speaker 2: bomb is going off. I don't think I believe in nukes.

555
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:35,480
Speaker 2: I think we might have a couple of nukes, but

556
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:37,640
Speaker 2: I think they lie about the nuclear arsenal.

557
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:39,800
Speaker 3: Oh. Yeah. This is a theory that me and Drew

558
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:43,240
Speaker 3: came up with, which is that they actually got rid

559
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:45,080
Speaker 3: of the nukes a long time ago, but they're keeping

560
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:50,160
Speaker 3: them so that there is global stability. Yeah, this is

561
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:51,960
Speaker 3: just like the stuff that we talked about.

562
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:55,120
Speaker 2: This is the type of conversations me and Kui have

563
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:55,920
Speaker 2: off the podcast.

564
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:59,480
Speaker 3: We have insane conversations with a ton of nuance and depths,

565
00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:00,440
Speaker 3: and then hook up.

566
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:04,120
Speaker 2: And pooping crap is thrown in there too a.

567
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:05,480
Speaker 3: Little bit because we have to mention this.

568
00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:13,080
Speaker 4: People an that's a crazy line.

569
00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:16,720
Speaker 2: I want to freak pussy pink, breast cancers pink.

570
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:19,640
Speaker 1: Oh you like big trucks? Well, I like big Bucks.

571
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,960
Speaker 2: Who sings that city girls?

572
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:22,800
Speaker 3: City girl?

573
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:25,920
Speaker 1: That fuck that?

574
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:26,360
Speaker 2: Oh?

575
00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:30,640
Speaker 3: I went ahead and fixed the handle on the bathroom.

576
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:33,160
Speaker 1: Because you fucking ripped it all.

577
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:35,120
Speaker 3: Not rip it all.

578
00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:38,200
Speaker 1: No fragility in that body, just like yanking ship off of.

579
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:39,320
Speaker 2: The line, It has fragility.

580
00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:45,040
Speaker 1: I am very fragile, murder I forgot about Okay, okay, okay,

581
00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:46,120
Speaker 1: yeah you are fragile.

582
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:47,880
Speaker 3: Thank you.

583
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:49,680
Speaker 2: Do you remember otter box phone cases?

584
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:53,560
Speaker 1: Dude? Oh my fucking god, that ship is a weapon,

585
00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:57,080
Speaker 1: Like we kind of need that back. Honest. Why were

586
00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:59,560
Speaker 1: they so big? Was it like we hadn't figured out

587
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:02,200
Speaker 1: how to not make things so big yet?

588
00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:06,040
Speaker 2: I think I got my sexuality from otter box phone cases.

589
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:11,040
Speaker 1: Though, I could imagine and I was like, wait, what

590
00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:14,360
Speaker 1: is this? Well, I feel like every man who owned

591
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:17,240
Speaker 1: a otter box was probably someone you were attracted to.

592
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:19,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was just talking about that, like all of

593
00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:22,080
Speaker 2: the dads and like brothers I had crushes on, like

594
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:25,200
Speaker 2: my friends brothers and older brothers of my friends that

595
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:26,040
Speaker 2: I had crushes on.

596
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:30,640
Speaker 3: Guy, when kaikam comes in the mail, we'll be able

597
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:32,000
Speaker 3: to see the physical bits that.

598
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,480
Speaker 1: I do coming in the mail, like where is it

599
00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:35,600
Speaker 1: traveling by foot?

600
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:40,160
Speaker 3: Yes? Yeah, but when it comes to you, guys will

601
00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:42,160
Speaker 3: be able to see all the love searches that I have.

602
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:45,520
Speaker 1: I think you would want a camera on you realistically,

603
00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:45,920
Speaker 1: would you?

604
00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:46,400
Speaker 3: Or like?

605
00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:47,640
Speaker 1: What is that vibe?

606
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:49,760
Speaker 2: I mean the hypercam bit was so funny.

607
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:50,479
Speaker 3: That is funny.

608
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:53,840
Speaker 2: That was really really really funny, like it being two pixels.

609
00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:56,480
Speaker 2: Like that was some of our finest work that went

610
00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:57,880
Speaker 2: completely unnoticed.

611
00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:00,240
Speaker 3: Now I'm open to it as long as they like

612
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:03,600
Speaker 3: a soft box for me, Like a nice soft box

613
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:05,360
Speaker 3: for me, a nice soft diffuse lighting.

614
00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:07,520
Speaker 1: I think I like this lighting.

615
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:12,680
Speaker 3: Brandt Via triangle on my on my cheek? What oh

616
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:16,240
Speaker 3: remem brand triangle. It's when you put a light source

617
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:18,680
Speaker 3: forty five degrees off from the camera and it creates

618
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:20,880
Speaker 3: a little triangle of light.

619
00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:24,200
Speaker 1: Is it to like block like your smile line?

620
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:26,720
Speaker 3: No, no, it just it's flattering in it and it

621
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:27,720
Speaker 3: shapes the face.

622
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:30,200
Speaker 1: It adds like what's flattering about it? It must be

623
00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:31,160
Speaker 1: blurring something.

624
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:35,280
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, Well if it's diffused, yes, well yes,

625
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:39,120
Speaker 3: if it's diffused, do you guys like me?

626
00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:40,400
Speaker 2: I love really?

627
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:42,640
Speaker 3: Okay, I just wanted to check in it all.

628
00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:45,280
Speaker 1: I love you, thank you, I love you too.

629
00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:47,400
Speaker 3: Thank you? Anyhow what the girl?

630
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:48,080
Speaker 1: You?

631
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:49,680
Speaker 3: What? What?

632
00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:54,520
Speaker 1: Oh? You didn't give him that reaction. He's very upset

633
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:56,239
Speaker 1: because he said he loves you, and then you just

634
00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:57,800
Speaker 1: like kind of acted like that.

635
00:31:58,080 --> 00:32:01,920
Speaker 3: Okay, No, I I appreciated it. I did appreciate it,

636
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:02,880
Speaker 3: and I love you.

637
00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:05,360
Speaker 1: Well, that's why you can't give people what they want.

638
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:07,600
Speaker 1: You don't give people the love they design. I'm finding

639
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:10,680
Speaker 1: you you have to do like like a trickle effect.

640
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:13,640
Speaker 2: I'm finding out that games are being played by everyone

641
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:16,959
Speaker 2: but me, and I need to start playing games like

642
00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:20,000
Speaker 2: I'm I am way too real and honest. And then

643
00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:23,040
Speaker 2: I hear like my friends like their dating life and shit,

644
00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:27,120
Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh, so everybody's playing games. Oh, what

645
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:28,800
Speaker 2: is it? What fuck? Oh?

646
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:32,920
Speaker 1: I didn't know I was in the Olympics. I'm sorry,

647
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:35,360
Speaker 1: I start playing. I don't know.

648
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:37,560
Speaker 2: I don't know I was in Red Rover, Red Rover,

649
00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:42,320
Speaker 2: Please come over. I didn't know we were playing flag football.

650
00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:45,280
Speaker 1: Well, it's because everybody.

651
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:49,360
Speaker 2: Is love yourself. You need to love yourself. I don't

652
00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:51,000
Speaker 2: love myself, so it's easy for me to.

653
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:54,320
Speaker 1: Say you love yourself. I love myself. I love myself

654
00:32:54,360 --> 00:33:00,640
Speaker 1: to like like too much. Sometimes I literally in my body,

655
00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:01,440
Speaker 1: my soul.

656
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:05,360
Speaker 2: I genuinely think you love someone else. If you can't

657
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:09,120
Speaker 2: even love yourself, that's good. But yeah, I know, I

658
00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:12,440
Speaker 2: realized everyone's fucking playing games around me. Everyone's playing in

659
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:13,240
Speaker 2: my fucking face.

660
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:16,600
Speaker 3: Kai oh am, I playing in your face. I'm not

661
00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:17,400
Speaker 3: playing your face.

662
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:20,040
Speaker 1: His voice cracks, I'll tell you he can.

663
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:20,600
Speaker 2: Look at me.

664
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:23,240
Speaker 1: Look at his voice cracked. That's a sign of lying.

665
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:24,200
Speaker 1: By the way, you're just.

666
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:28,840
Speaker 3: So yosified now that I it's you're intimidatingly attractive.

667
00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:32,280
Speaker 2: God, here we go like playing games, playing games, but

668
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:35,320
Speaker 2: keep going anywhere that those games feel good.

669
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:38,320
Speaker 1: Baby Drew does infamously love a life.

670
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:41,040
Speaker 2: Feel like I smoked weed. I love a love bomb. No,

671
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:44,640
Speaker 2: I literally I literally love being love bomb so bad

672
00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:48,120
Speaker 2: and I'm like, I know it's bad, but like it

673
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:49,920
Speaker 2: feels so good for like two weeks.

674
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:51,600
Speaker 3: Yeah.

675
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:55,200
Speaker 1: I also do fear that some people now can't differentiate

676
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:58,040
Speaker 1: love bombing versus someone actually just liking them and being

677
00:33:58,080 --> 00:33:58,840
Speaker 1: upfront about it.

678
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:01,960
Speaker 2: No, that's realist folk.

679
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:05,600
Speaker 1: Like I think a lot of people because now everyone

680
00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:08,200
Speaker 1: it's like how you're people are also all playing games

681
00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:13,480
Speaker 1: now because satire used to be a rarity and now

682
00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:17,520
Speaker 1: it's just that is the new norm.

683
00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:19,760
Speaker 2: Sorry, the new norm.

684
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:22,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, I do think there's so many people that they'll

685
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:25,000
Speaker 3: grow up on their phone. And then everything that you

686
00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:29,720
Speaker 3: see about relationships are these buzzwords words also like gaslighting,

687
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:32,279
Speaker 3: love bomb, and then someone's nice to you, really nice

688
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:34,239
Speaker 3: to you because they like you. And then you're like, what.

689
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:38,279
Speaker 2: The algorithm like loves a sad story, So like all

690
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:41,239
Speaker 2: of like the sad stories and the horrible things that

691
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:44,960
Speaker 2: happen in relationships get pushed and those are what's being seen.

692
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:46,000
Speaker 3: And those are people that.

693
00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:49,719
Speaker 2: Want to talk. But when things are good, people don't

694
00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:50,200
Speaker 2: talk about it.

695
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:51,960
Speaker 3: They don't talk about it. And also just remember, guys,

696
00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:54,839
Speaker 3: the algorithms are there to isolate us and keep us

697
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:56,560
Speaker 3: alone so that we scroll.

698
00:34:57,160 --> 00:34:57,399
Speaker 2: Yep.

699
00:34:57,560 --> 00:34:59,400
Speaker 3: They don't want us to be happy. They don't want

700
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:01,040
Speaker 3: us to have an they don't want that.

701
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:06,520
Speaker 2: I ran into a fan yesterday after the drama and

702
00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:09,839
Speaker 2: it was one of the greatest fan interactions I've ever

703
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:12,839
Speaker 2: had in my life. So if she was going and

704
00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:15,959
Speaker 2: seeing the drama after, and I hope she didn't leave

705
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:20,719
Speaker 2: that interaction insecure, because I literally loved it. And I

706
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:23,840
Speaker 2: hope she listens to this episode because she said a

707
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:27,200
Speaker 2: lot of very very kind things that I'll tell you after.

708
00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:34,920
Speaker 2: But she did say she was pervertedly parasocial with me

709
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:38,840
Speaker 2: or with us, and I was like, oh, you're pervert,

710
00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:40,600
Speaker 2: and she was like, oh, not with you, not with you,

711
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:44,359
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh so she's perverted within yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

712
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:46,960
Speaker 2: yeah yeah yeah. She said she was like she was

713
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:48,360
Speaker 2: so happy to see me, and then she was like,

714
00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:50,600
Speaker 2: where's Inya And I was like, Oh, she's doing her

715
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:53,360
Speaker 2: own thing. And she was like, if Enya came, I

716
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:55,040
Speaker 2: would have probably fainted. And I was like, Oh, you're

717
00:35:55,080 --> 00:36:00,920
Speaker 2: not gonna faint for me. Oh wow, I actually take everything, but.

718
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:04,879
Speaker 1: Not fainting for my boyfriend period. For him period, like

719
00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:06,560
Speaker 1: he wants to be fond over. He wants to be

720
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:09,200
Speaker 1: fond over and fondled. You made just touch him.

721
00:36:09,239 --> 00:36:14,440
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I give you permission to the opposite of chapelone.

722
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:16,040
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, whatever chapelone is.

723
00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:20,759
Speaker 1: I want to play with my butt. I can't stop

724
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:23,279
Speaker 1: playing with my butt and playing and I keep playing

725
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:25,719
Speaker 1: in my butt and it's dangerous. I've had Pink Guy

726
00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:28,560
Speaker 1: like eight times this year. I both Yeah, I mean

727
00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:29,920
Speaker 1: Kai has for different reasons.

728
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:30,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's very different.

729
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:33,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like gross, yes, and I'm.

730
00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:35,759
Speaker 2: Opting into it, so I'm optimized.

731
00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:40,080
Speaker 1: No one purves over me. I don't get but but

732
00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:44,839
Speaker 1: I'm not asking to be you get No, I don't

733
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:46,879
Speaker 1: get purved over or chaste. But that's like.

734
00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:54,000
Speaker 2: Post your contributes from the.

735
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:55,200
Speaker 4: The terrorbytes of data that's remember are remember when you

736
00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:59,080
Speaker 4: were begging for and I got one And actually what

737
00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:02,680
Speaker 4: I got and what's crazy is the come tribute.

738
00:37:02,719 --> 00:37:06,640
Speaker 2: I the only come tribute I got was from someone

739
00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:11,240
Speaker 2: that I know in real life that i'd consider a friend.

740
00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:13,480
Speaker 2: Him and his boyfriend did a come tribute for me.

741
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:17,120
Speaker 2: Yeah I literally love yeah.

742
00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:18,880
Speaker 3: I literally And they did one for me too.

743
00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:20,719
Speaker 2: They did their big one.

744
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:21,840
Speaker 3: They did their big one.

745
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:25,120
Speaker 2: They did their big one with that, and then they

746
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:27,920
Speaker 2: told us that they gooned to the photo of me

747
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,200
Speaker 2: and Kai flexing in the mirror.

748
00:37:30,239 --> 00:37:33,360
Speaker 3: It was really sweet that genuinely was like, it was

749
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:35,760
Speaker 3: really major for me. It really changed my brain chemistry

750
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:36,400
Speaker 3: in a good way.

751
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:38,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you.

752
00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:38,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, what the hell?

753
00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:39,200
Speaker 2: I think?

754
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:45,040
Speaker 3: That's WoT you with me and Joan of me melting slowly.

755
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,560
Speaker 3: That was like one of those PSAs of where against

756
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:51,040
Speaker 3: weed or the person would melt against the couch. That's

757
00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:55,960
Speaker 3: me and my big face, my big ugly face, my mug.

758
00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:59,160
Speaker 3: You called it my my ugly mug. It was like

759
00:37:59,239 --> 00:38:02,680
Speaker 3: Episode nine or something. I will never suck. It was

760
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:03,520
Speaker 3: so funny.

761
00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:07,080
Speaker 2: The ugly mug stuck with you, my big ugly mug.

762
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,160
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. You were a real person for the

763
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:13,080
Speaker 1: first three years of the fucking.

764
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:15,560
Speaker 2: I think you became real this year to and I

765
00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:17,359
Speaker 2: know you did you did?

766
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:17,719
Speaker 3: You did?

767
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:20,440
Speaker 1: No, I would argue last year when I did trooms,

768
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:23,480
Speaker 1: you became real really? Oh yeah that was and I

769
00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:25,239
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, this is like everyone I

770
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:26,680
Speaker 1: knew was real, but I was like, whoa, this is

771
00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:30,200
Speaker 1: a real person, like for real real, Like that's crazy.

772
00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:34,040
Speaker 1: Before that, you were just one of those people who like, yeah,

773
00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:35,440
Speaker 1: you were real when you were around me, but like

774
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:37,600
Speaker 1: when you disappear, you may as well be a SIMS character.

775
00:38:37,719 --> 00:38:40,760
Speaker 1: I'm like that person just goes home and like recharges

776
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:41,879
Speaker 1: and stuff and.

777
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:43,000
Speaker 2: Like and look at y'all.

778
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:47,360
Speaker 1: Now you're there's a holy oh I thought there was

779
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:49,520
Speaker 1: a hole in his sock. But his socks are just dirty.

780
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:50,919
Speaker 3: Wait there's holes in my song.

781
00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:52,120
Speaker 1: No, No, they're just dirty.

782
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:55,280
Speaker 2: Actually, what's crazy is every time Kay wears those socks,

783
00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:59,160
Speaker 2: I'm literally so shocked at how not dirty they are.

784
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:01,200
Speaker 2: Like do you I have a bunch of new pairs all

785
00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:03,359
Speaker 2: the time. Like they're a little dirty today, but like

786
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:06,520
Speaker 2: that's just like general like wear and tear.

787
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:10,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, I buy them pretty often and I'll just swap them.

788
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:13,400
Speaker 2: Out because like, my white socks are literally disgusting.

789
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:16,480
Speaker 3: And he is staring at my feet. It's very weird.

790
00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:18,640
Speaker 3: She's locked in period.

791
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:22,719
Speaker 1: He's all insecure now he's like curling is like the

792
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:26,320
Speaker 1: palm of his foot away from me and Dree Yeah,

793
00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:28,840
Speaker 1: I like kind of don't own socks anymore. It's like

794
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:30,960
Speaker 1: become an issue anytime I have to wear shoes that

795
00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:31,719
Speaker 1: need a sock.

796
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're all in the bottom of my bed. They're

797
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:35,960
Speaker 2: all inside my duvet cover.

798
00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:38,840
Speaker 1: Well, because you love taking my socks off when I

799
00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:40,960
Speaker 1: fall asip and what about it? Yeah, when I fall asleep,

800
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,680
Speaker 1: Drew takes my socks off of I never wake up.

801
00:39:43,719 --> 00:39:46,919
Speaker 1: I always fall asleep with socks on. I always wake up.

802
00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:48,480
Speaker 2: With them off, period.

803
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:51,200
Speaker 1: And it's because Drew's taking them and sniffing them in.

804
00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:51,600
Speaker 3: Yeah.

805
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:52,640
Speaker 2: I like your sweaty feet.

806
00:39:52,719 --> 00:39:54,560
Speaker 3: I think what was it last episode You're talking about

807
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:57,080
Speaker 3: that feeling of pulling your socks off with your foot

808
00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:59,399
Speaker 3: in bed. It is, It is one of the best.

809
00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:02,880
Speaker 1: It is. Oh good, Like there's there's nothing better.

810
00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:05,760
Speaker 2: Than like we have like little monkey feet. Yeah, using

811
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:07,040
Speaker 2: your toes cute.

812
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:10,520
Speaker 1: I love, Like, oh nothing feels better that I'm about

813
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:13,040
Speaker 1: to knock out. And I'm like, wait, like grand reveal

814
00:40:13,239 --> 00:40:16,320
Speaker 1: type shit, like let me get these polls taking your.

815
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:25,760
Speaker 2: Bra off after a long day, I have lies. Wait,

816
00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:28,120
Speaker 2: nadaus having fucking.

817
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:31,719
Speaker 1: Not me having premarital sex. Like fuck, I'm going to hell.

818
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:35,000
Speaker 1: I just found out that's like against the rules, which

819
00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:38,080
Speaker 1: makes me kind of late. I thought I was chilled

820
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:39,400
Speaker 1: to have sex before marriage.

821
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:42,000
Speaker 2: You know what I I just saw videos of me

822
00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:45,200
Speaker 2: from when I was a kid in church, when I

823
00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:48,400
Speaker 2: was like a toddler, and they were literally making me

824
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:49,240
Speaker 2: cry this morning.

825
00:40:49,719 --> 00:40:51,879
Speaker 1: Oh, like out of happiness or like, oh my god,

826
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:55,120
Speaker 1: them being indoctrinated into a like vicious cycle of pistol

827
00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:55,800
Speaker 1: paper both.

828
00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:57,680
Speaker 2: But it was more like I was just looking at

829
00:40:57,680 --> 00:41:00,120
Speaker 2: my mom and I was like, Oh, she loves her babies.

830
00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:01,680
Speaker 2: She's really gad of her twins.

831
00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:05,880
Speaker 1: That's sweet. Yeah, I'm like the age. Since I've been

832
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:08,239
Speaker 1: twenty six, I've been the age my mom was when

833
00:41:08,239 --> 00:41:10,080
Speaker 1: she had me. And all I can think about is

834
00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:13,040
Speaker 1: how she's dead.

835
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:16,800
Speaker 2: Can you keep that to yourself?

836
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:17,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sorry.

837
00:41:17,719 --> 00:41:20,000
Speaker 3: I don't know where they It makes me and Drew uncomfortable.

838
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:23,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, and like we have to outlive her.

839
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:29,759
Speaker 2: I know, that's awesome. She would have wanted that, would she?

840
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:33,000
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know your mother.

841
00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:35,439
Speaker 1: I don't know your fucking mother.

842
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:36,240
Speaker 2: Mother.

843
00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:39,880
Speaker 1: No, my mom would be like I'm so like Actually,

844
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:41,600
Speaker 1: a lot of people in my family, my dad is

845
00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:43,560
Speaker 1: obviously so proud of me, and I know everyone in

846
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:45,160
Speaker 1: my family is proud of me. There, but there is

847
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:49,799
Speaker 1: the underlying layer of oh she's she wasn't kidding, She's

848
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:53,280
Speaker 1: just going to be a whore, like no family, no kids,

849
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:55,600
Speaker 1: no nothing, like you don't got shit to come home

850
00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:58,399
Speaker 1: with the face because it's getting to that point of

851
00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:01,359
Speaker 1: like they really thought I was gonna switch up and.

852
00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:03,000
Speaker 2: Like this, like I really thought, I'm.

853
00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:04,839
Speaker 1: Never gonna get married, I'm never gonna have kids. I'm

854
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:07,760
Speaker 1: never gonna do that. They thought that. I think my

855
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:11,200
Speaker 1: mom especially was like that'll stop. Uh no. Like one

856
00:42:11,239 --> 00:42:13,200
Speaker 1: of the reasons I refuse to go to Undurs to

857
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:16,600
Speaker 1: visit my family is I know they're because they're Jehovah's

858
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:20,080
Speaker 1: witnesses and they don't play. I know, at the end

859
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:23,080
Speaker 1: of the day, I am the whore of the family.

860
00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:25,200
Speaker 1: I am literally so shameful, and I feel like my

861
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:26,760
Speaker 1: wed they would try to get me married.

862
00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:33,000
Speaker 2: I'm the devil of the family. I saw the uncle

863
00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:36,200
Speaker 2: that called me the devil. Yeah, the devil that young.

864
00:42:36,239 --> 00:42:37,680
Speaker 1: Maybe he was like onto something.

865
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:42,719
Speaker 2: No I know, like I literally like am bad energy.

866
00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:47,040
Speaker 3: Just imagining me white knuckling a ring in my pocket

867
00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:49,200
Speaker 3: while and you're saying all this that I was about

868
00:42:49,239 --> 00:42:49,719
Speaker 3: to pull out.

869
00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:53,000
Speaker 1: Fuck pull out, I'll take the ring upon it.

870
00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:57,440
Speaker 3: No no, no, If you're not gonna accept, you have

871
00:42:57,440 --> 00:42:58,160
Speaker 3: to give it back or.

872
00:42:58,160 --> 00:42:59,800
Speaker 1: I'd have it crushed and made into.

873
00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:02,759
Speaker 3: Something like what what would you turn it into a.

874
00:43:02,719 --> 00:43:03,880
Speaker 1: Different ring for myself?

875
00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:08,360
Speaker 3: Okay, that's dumb, Yeah.

876
00:43:08,239 --> 00:43:11,759
Speaker 1: Like dummy, the dum dumb.

877
00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:15,919
Speaker 3: What would you do with the huge, massive diamond the

878
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:17,640
Speaker 3: heavy diamonds that's in it?

879
00:43:17,719 --> 00:43:21,399
Speaker 2: Twenty carrots? Is that high?

880
00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:23,080
Speaker 3: Is that high?

881
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:23,800
Speaker 2: I think?

882
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:27,560
Speaker 3: Okay? Then yeah, twenty what would you do with it?

883
00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:29,560
Speaker 2: Guys? I feel like, I say, did you three D

884
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:30,040
Speaker 2: print this?

885
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:31,560
Speaker 1: What?

886
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:32,719
Speaker 2: I feel like? I smoked weed?

887
00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:33,400
Speaker 1: You did?

888
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:35,960
Speaker 2: I feel weird as fuck right now?

889
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:37,960
Speaker 3: I do too. I feel really fucked up.

890
00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:40,680
Speaker 2: It's crazy that everyone is inside the camera right now.

891
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:42,480
Speaker 1: Wait, how did they fiddle?

892
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:45,600
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. They did what Ricky Dylan did

893
00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:48,759
Speaker 2: the snoop Dog. They made him in my millimeter.

894
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,359
Speaker 3: And it's crazy that you're listening to this podcast right

895
00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:54,560
Speaker 3: now and you're high and the police are probably on

896
00:43:54,640 --> 00:43:55,040
Speaker 3: their way.

897
00:43:55,239 --> 00:43:57,480
Speaker 2: Yeah you heard the police sirens earlier. That was for you.

898
00:43:58,080 --> 00:44:01,719
Speaker 1: Technically, I know it's not federally like illegal, but you

899
00:44:01,719 --> 00:44:02,960
Speaker 1: shouldn't have it in your state.

900
00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:06,120
Speaker 3: And you know this administration sucks.

901
00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:10,280
Speaker 1: And they're really, they're not playing, they're coming and your hands,

902
00:44:10,719 --> 00:44:15,759
Speaker 1: I know you just dyed your hair brown because you

903
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:19,080
Speaker 1: try to dyet blue and it ended up green and

904
00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:21,319
Speaker 1: you were like, fuck it. And when the police show up,

905
00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:22,440
Speaker 1: you're going to open the door and they're going to

906
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:23,839
Speaker 1: see that you have brown hair and they're like, Okay,

907
00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:26,120
Speaker 1: maybe this person's safe. But then they're going to look

908
00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:29,399
Speaker 1: down and see the blue on your hands and you're

909
00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:30,200
Speaker 1: going to jail.

910
00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:33,120
Speaker 3: You're going to do And also all those insecurities that

911
00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:36,040
Speaker 3: you've listened, all those insecurities that you list when you're

912
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:38,520
Speaker 3: falling asleep and you feel really self conscious, and then.

913
00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:41,560
Speaker 1: Your Instagram store you accidentally posted.

914
00:44:41,239 --> 00:44:47,400
Speaker 3: It while you're masturbating. All of those things, and then

915
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:49,360
Speaker 3: you kind of ease your brain by saying, well, the

916
00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:52,840
Speaker 3: world doesn't revolve around me. Everybody's remembering those things right now.

917
00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:54,560
Speaker 1: And we're all everybody can only think of you.

918
00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:58,560
Speaker 3: Everyone's thinking of you at all times. Yeah, but you're

919
00:44:58,560 --> 00:44:59,279
Speaker 3: also not real.

920
00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:01,560
Speaker 1: But it's as bad as you think.

921
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:08,440
Speaker 2: And carry Drew, there was like an era of the

922
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:11,040
Speaker 2: podcast where I literally thought y'all were plants in my life,

923
00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:13,120
Speaker 2: Like I literally like, was.

924
00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:15,520
Speaker 1: That when you thought we were being stalked.

925
00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:20,520
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I literally thought like y'all were like not real.

926
00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:24,560
Speaker 1: I do remember the year of you, like losing my mind, yeah,

927
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:27,480
Speaker 1: asking if I was like sent by like the government

928
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:30,920
Speaker 1: be like are you really my friend?

929
00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:35,239
Speaker 2: No, And it's like it's kind of like I can't

930
00:45:35,239 --> 00:45:36,399
Speaker 2: look at y'all really right now?

931
00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:38,919
Speaker 1: Am I giving like a plant? Right now?

932
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:39,640
Speaker 3: Yeah?

933
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:41,560
Speaker 2: Especially Kai?

934
00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:43,360
Speaker 1: I mean Kay is a plant?

935
00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:44,359
Speaker 3: Yeah?

936
00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:48,840
Speaker 2: Shoot him, shoot him, snipe him, shoot him. He's too aware.

937
00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:50,359
Speaker 3: Yeah.

938
00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:53,680
Speaker 2: Watching Truman Show when I was too young was really

939
00:45:53,680 --> 00:45:54,480
Speaker 2: bad for my brain.

940
00:45:56,480 --> 00:45:57,840
Speaker 1: I've just never seen life like that.

941
00:45:57,880 --> 00:45:59,000
Speaker 2: Should we scroll TikTok?

942
00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:02,040
Speaker 1: Yeah and ignore each other for a second.

943
00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:04,080
Speaker 2: Y'all know that grandma that got stuck in the seat

944
00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:05,960
Speaker 2: belt earing.

945
00:46:05,719 --> 00:46:08,880
Speaker 1: Is stuck in the seatbelt somehow some way got herself

946
00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:13,759
Speaker 1: stuck here and the fire departs here now to help

947
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:18,200
Speaker 1: get her untwisted. We gotta get you out there sharing.

948
00:46:20,239 --> 00:46:21,600
Speaker 1: I've never seen the original.

949
00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:24,560
Speaker 2: That is literally one of the funniest things. The comments

950
00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:27,480
Speaker 2: on it, like her like the grandma, like being like

951
00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:30,040
Speaker 2: finally they're gonna pay attention to me, Like I get

952
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:32,440
Speaker 2: more attention, Like I get it, like I get I

953
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:35,960
Speaker 2: understand her, but like it really is like people have

954
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:37,880
Speaker 2: tried to recreate how she got stuck in there, and

955
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:40,600
Speaker 2: it does not make sense, like she like contorted and

956
00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:44,160
Speaker 2: twisted her bodies in demonic ways, like it she should

957
00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:45,799
Speaker 2: not have gotten that tangled up in there.

958
00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:48,280
Speaker 1: Well, because when you get that old, your bones get soft.

959
00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:50,240
Speaker 2: They turned to jello.

960
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:53,120
Speaker 1: It's like when Brett is about to get harsh, like

961
00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:56,280
Speaker 1: in Stale right before we're immortis, your bones get really soft.

962
00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:58,600
Speaker 1: So she's just kind of playing with her bone. Yeah,

963
00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:00,960
Speaker 1: I haven't seen the original. And I also it's like

964
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:04,200
Speaker 1: I had Sophia got caught in her seatbelt a lot

965
00:47:04,239 --> 00:47:06,480
Speaker 1: as a kid. That was like actually a huge issue,

966
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:09,360
Speaker 1: Like I'm not kidding. She would get herself trapped in

967
00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:11,640
Speaker 1: her seatbelt all the time, and then it made me

968
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:13,680
Speaker 1: really scared of the seat belt for a long time,

969
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:17,080
Speaker 1: so when I would buckle up, I would yank the

970
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:19,239
Speaker 1: seat belt to make sure it couldn't give me any

971
00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:21,800
Speaker 1: extra seat belt because I was scared of getting stuck

972
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:23,960
Speaker 1: with whatever the fuck Sofia was doing. When I was

973
00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:27,359
Speaker 1: a counseling, What was I doing, Well, it was because

974
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:30,240
Speaker 1: Sophia didn't like the feeling of the seatbelt over her chest.

975
00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:33,040
Speaker 1: So she would play the game of like the whole

976
00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:36,319
Speaker 1: car ride, moving it back and forth every time a

977
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:38,719
Speaker 1: parent or an adult or someone would look at her, and

978
00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:40,120
Speaker 1: I think by the end of the car ride, she

979
00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:42,480
Speaker 1: would just like have that part wrapped around her body

980
00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:46,439
Speaker 1: and like be like, but yeah, I thought getting caught

981
00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:50,960
Speaker 1: in seatbelts was like really common growing up because of Sophia.

982
00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:52,960
Speaker 1: So I'm like, not too much on her, because it's

983
00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:55,600
Speaker 1: actually it's actually a bit of a thing more common

984
00:47:55,600 --> 00:47:56,280
Speaker 1: than you'd think.

985
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:01,640
Speaker 3: I'll see you hiding it, dude. The sound that that

986
00:48:01,719 --> 00:48:04,440
Speaker 3: makes when you hit it next to the mic, it

987
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:08,080
Speaker 3: sounds like an old Nokia where speaking.

988
00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:10,640
Speaker 1: Like Also, I don't understand who you're trying to be

989
00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:12,640
Speaker 1: to the public because you get up and you go

990
00:48:12,719 --> 00:48:14,480
Speaker 1: hit your rape in the corner and then.

991
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:16,640
Speaker 3: Like and then a huge cloud follows you back to

992
00:48:16,719 --> 00:48:17,640
Speaker 3: your weird chair.

993
00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:24,160
Speaker 2: Oh it's it's not for them, it's for me. Just

994
00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:25,360
Speaker 2: who are you trying to be?

995
00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:32,160
Speaker 1: Like? Literally, are you the turned hat hiding this episode?

996
00:48:32,239 --> 00:48:33,399
Speaker 1: You usually just hit it.

997
00:48:33,719 --> 00:48:38,560
Speaker 2: I feel different today, he wrote today. Wait he has risen.

998
00:48:38,719 --> 00:48:44,640
Speaker 2: Then money, he stops this fucking episode.

999
00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:49,280
Speaker 3: This is like your money. Okay, if we do stop

1000
00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:51,440
Speaker 3: with that. I just I will have a question. If

1001
00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:54,760
Speaker 3: you have a child, you know you can mold babies heads.

1002
00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:56,200
Speaker 3: Are you guys going to do that?

1003
00:48:57,480 --> 00:48:58,560
Speaker 1: Be doing that?

1004
00:48:58,560 --> 00:48:59,959
Speaker 3: That's like you shouldn't touch that.

1005
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:02,200
Speaker 2: She shouldn't play with I'm gonna be doing that. That's

1006
00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:04,080
Speaker 2: coming on my baby. If it has a flat head,

1007
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:09,920
Speaker 2: he's a flat alpha. He's oh, he's a flat alpha.

1008
00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:14,839
Speaker 2: What did she say, a fat alpha? Yeah, I would

1009
00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:18,799
Speaker 2: consider myself a Yeah, I would consider himself a flat alpha.

1010
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:20,799
Speaker 2: I was just talking about flat Earth. And like, my

1011
00:49:20,880 --> 00:49:27,520
Speaker 2: favorite genre of conspiracy videos are flat earthers putting hundreds

1012
00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:30,520
Speaker 2: of thousands of dollars into experiments to prove that the

1013
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:33,480
Speaker 2: Earth is flat, only to be proven that the Earth

1014
00:49:33,560 --> 00:49:39,920
Speaker 2: is spherical. But they always have her hill really like

1015
00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:42,520
Speaker 2: and if it is flat, then what.

1016
00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:46,640
Speaker 1: Like, Okay, well I just want to jump off beds

1017
00:49:46,640 --> 00:49:46,840
Speaker 1: of it.

1018
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:48,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would make it to the Well, you can't.

1019
00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:51,319
Speaker 2: You can't climb over the ice wall. There's an ice

1020
00:49:51,360 --> 00:49:54,560
Speaker 2: wall to block us. Yeah, but beyond the ice wall,

1021
00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:56,400
Speaker 2: there's like creatures that we couldn't even imagine. That's what

1022
00:49:56,440 --> 00:49:57,239
Speaker 2: the dragons.

1023
00:49:57,440 --> 00:49:59,520
Speaker 1: Well, literally at the bottom of our ocean, not far

1024
00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:01,359
Speaker 1: away from my where we are sitting right now. There's

1025
00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:03,920
Speaker 1: a bunch of creatures that they can't even identify, like dragons.

1026
00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:08,120
Speaker 3: Also, there's a civilization underneath the earth that well, it's

1027
00:50:08,160 --> 00:50:09,520
Speaker 3: like buried. But it's like the mud.

1028
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:11,920
Speaker 1: You're thinking of that meme of the guy going with

1029
00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:15,280
Speaker 1: the pickax, and you think that's actually happening the diamond.

1030
00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:20,959
Speaker 2: Keep gambling, you're so clear, you're so close to hitting

1031
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:23,479
Speaker 2: your big one. You're so close to doing your big one.

1032
00:50:23,719 --> 00:50:24,640
Speaker 2: What is the mud flood?

1033
00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:27,680
Speaker 1: It's like keep getting on drive kings and betting your

1034
00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:29,080
Speaker 1: family way. You're so close.

1035
00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:32,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, like you're going to hit the mudflood is like

1036
00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:33,480
Speaker 3: people that point.

1037
00:50:33,239 --> 00:50:35,520
Speaker 2: To No, I know the mudflin But what's the name.

1038
00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:39,279
Speaker 2: It's like there's like I hate saying this, but it's

1039
00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:41,120
Speaker 2: like a gartha. But it's not a gartha.

1040
00:50:41,960 --> 00:50:45,160
Speaker 3: No, it's not. It's like it's like slightly less evil

1041
00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:49,480
Speaker 3: than a gartha, but it's still kind of weird euro colonialism.

1042
00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:57,960
Speaker 2: Yeah name, No, it's not Newman. That doesn't could ring

1043
00:50:58,040 --> 00:51:01,080
Speaker 2: to it. What is it? The like Mayan mud floods,

1044
00:51:01,120 --> 00:51:04,440
Speaker 2: the something the mud floods. I gotta look this up.

1045
00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:10,080
Speaker 1: I gotta look this up. I mean, when I'm getting

1046
00:51:10,120 --> 00:51:11,560
Speaker 1: casted for the commercial terrorists.

1047
00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:18,640
Speaker 2: The Tartarian Empire was covered by hundreds of feet of

1048
00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:20,160
Speaker 2: mud and mud floods.

1049
00:51:20,920 --> 00:51:22,319
Speaker 1: What does that have to do with flowers.

1050
00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:26,400
Speaker 2: It's just a conspiracy. They're they're not in tandem. I

1051
00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:29,480
Speaker 2: think some people there is a diagram where.

1052
00:51:29,320 --> 00:51:32,319
Speaker 3: They like it's always racism at.

1053
00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:33,759
Speaker 2: The bottom, it always ends.

1054
00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:36,960
Speaker 3: It's like it's like a fantastical story about dragons and ice,

1055
00:51:37,120 --> 00:51:40,040
Speaker 3: and then you like look at it and it's like, actually,

1056
00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:43,560
Speaker 3: the Nazis were right after like two.

1057
00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:47,040
Speaker 2: Hours quote kai quote saying that.

1058
00:51:46,280 --> 00:51:50,680
Speaker 3: Do not do not do that ship. I will fucking

1059
00:51:50,760 --> 00:51:52,279
Speaker 3: kill myself.

1060
00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:55,120
Speaker 2: No, I'm kidding.

1061
00:51:55,120 --> 00:51:55,520
Speaker 1: I'm kidding.

1062
00:51:56,040 --> 00:51:57,800
Speaker 3: Come on, that's not funny.

1063
00:51:58,120 --> 00:52:00,680
Speaker 1: Who's gonna I can't.

1064
00:52:00,600 --> 00:52:04,879
Speaker 3: Literally, no one else could do this. No one could

1065
00:52:04,960 --> 00:52:08,280
Speaker 3: do what I do. I mean that ship.

1066
00:52:09,040 --> 00:52:11,320
Speaker 2: I don't think anyone could do it. Guy.

1067
00:52:11,480 --> 00:52:13,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do think you are very special for the drop.

1068
00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:18,600
Speaker 3: Yes, oh my god, thank you. That is so sweet.

1069
00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:19,320
Speaker 3: I'm serious.

1070
00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:21,400
Speaker 1: He does not give a fuck about you anymore.

1071
00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:23,399
Speaker 3: I do know, I do. I do.

1072
00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:25,239
Speaker 1: He's going over there to hit his favee. You don't

1073
00:52:25,239 --> 00:52:29,280
Speaker 1: have to.

1074
00:52:28,800 --> 00:52:31,200
Speaker 3: Him saying that he doesn't play games and then every

1075
00:52:31,200 --> 00:52:34,120
Speaker 3: two seconds getting up being offended just to hit your babe.

1076
00:52:39,239 --> 00:52:41,480
Speaker 5: About dude.

1077
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:43,879
Speaker 1: Whenever you leave the tour cracked up and I feel

1078
00:52:43,880 --> 00:52:44,880
Speaker 1: like I see freedom.

1079
00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:50,560
Speaker 2: I need it, but ironically because it's it's so hot

1080
00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:53,600
Speaker 2: in here, so I was like, we need airflow, and that.

1081
00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:59,080
Speaker 1: Stinky I'm cooking is stinky.

1082
00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:03,520
Speaker 2: It's stinky. Oh my god, I filled the air.

1083
00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:05,480
Speaker 1: You know, I've been trying to get rid of that

1084
00:53:05,560 --> 00:53:07,360
Speaker 1: phone for years.

1085
00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:09,360
Speaker 2: Maybe it might be time to go to a doctor.

1086
00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:12,440
Speaker 1: This funk is genetic, this.

1087
00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:21,520
Speaker 2: Act, bro, What what happened to us? Guys?

1088
00:53:21,760 --> 00:53:23,680
Speaker 1: Wait? I miss us when we were twenty one?

1089
00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:28,319
Speaker 2: I know, wait, I miss I miss that era you.

1090
00:53:28,719 --> 00:53:31,520
Speaker 1: I miss you. I miss you all the time.

1091
00:53:31,600 --> 00:53:34,839
Speaker 2: I miss when they were young. I miss that too.

1092
00:53:35,120 --> 00:53:39,160
Speaker 1: Literally was the worst person on the plank. Every year.

1093
00:53:39,360 --> 00:53:41,640
Speaker 1: Every year I am more perfect, but every year I

1094
00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:43,600
Speaker 1: can look back and think that's the worst person on

1095
00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:45,320
Speaker 1: the planet, which is good.

1096
00:53:45,520 --> 00:53:46,800
Speaker 2: They hate that I love myself.

1097
00:53:46,920 --> 00:53:48,560
Speaker 1: They hate that I love myself. They hate that I

1098
00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:51,719
Speaker 1: like myself. I'm not kidding. If people understood that you

1099
00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:54,880
Speaker 1: loved the past year and a half has allotted me.

1100
00:53:55,360 --> 00:53:58,560
Speaker 1: I think I would be stoned to death because they'd

1101
00:53:58,600 --> 00:54:01,880
Speaker 1: be like, girls, you are wanted you to kill yourself.

1102
00:54:01,520 --> 00:54:08,439
Speaker 2: You are stone to death. Period way comedy.

1103
00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:10,160
Speaker 3: Very high. Bro, that's a joke that would be in

1104
00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:12,719
Speaker 3: the New Yorker. Yeah, that's one of those.

1105
00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:15,840
Speaker 2: Do you think I could be on s n L?

1106
00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:16,799
Speaker 2: Do you think I could do it?

1107
00:54:17,239 --> 00:54:17,439
Speaker 3: Yes?

1108
00:54:17,920 --> 00:54:19,080
Speaker 2: Do you actually think I could do it?

1109
00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:20,160
Speaker 3: Like this?

1110
00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:21,839
Speaker 2: But if I didn't have.

1111
00:54:21,719 --> 00:54:34,520
Speaker 3: To happen extra Lauren Michael's watching that and like.

1112
00:54:31,400 --> 00:54:34,439
Speaker 1: Read out about it, read out about brain and after

1113
00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:35,520
Speaker 1: hearing that.

1114
00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:39,920
Speaker 2: I actually killed Lauren Michaels, I could probably make it

1115
00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:46,839
Speaker 2: on UK sn L. Oh yeah, wait, give me a joke,

1116
00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:47,640
Speaker 2: some give me a joke.

1117
00:54:47,680 --> 00:54:52,080
Speaker 1: Wait are they gonna let non British citizens onto sn L?

1118
00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:55,880
Speaker 1: Because if this, if this runs out, I'm going I

1119
00:54:55,880 --> 00:54:57,239
Speaker 1: think I could do it. I could do it. I

1120
00:54:57,280 --> 00:54:59,839
Speaker 1: could do it. I could live well in London. I think,

1121
00:55:00,320 --> 00:55:02,160
Speaker 1: oh my god, sexy.

1122
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:04,960
Speaker 3: I love when he does stuff like that. He does

1123
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:06,600
Speaker 3: funny stuff like that. I love it.

1124
00:55:07,640 --> 00:55:10,120
Speaker 2: We have that would pass on us. And now, flick

1125
00:55:10,160 --> 00:55:14,279
Speaker 2: that tongue challenge, Lauren Michaels, I have an idea for

1126
00:55:14,320 --> 00:55:16,799
Speaker 2: a bit. It's called the flick that tongue Challenge. And

1127
00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:19,880
Speaker 2: me and all the boys. We just like it's like Penis,

1128
00:55:19,920 --> 00:55:21,120
Speaker 2: but we flick our tongue.

1129
00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:23,440
Speaker 1: Card each other. It's like Penis.

1130
00:55:24,360 --> 00:55:26,600
Speaker 3: Did you guys know if there's a Saturday Night Live Japan?

1131
00:55:28,920 --> 00:55:31,280
Speaker 3: I didn't one season twenty twelve?

1132
00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:31,959
Speaker 1: Is that real?

1133
00:55:32,160 --> 00:55:32,520
Speaker 3: Yes?

1134
00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:36,640
Speaker 1: Have you watched so they've tried to globalize before. Also,

1135
00:55:36,719 --> 00:55:39,400
Speaker 1: mind you all this is is like you've been talking

1136
00:55:39,400 --> 00:55:44,319
Speaker 1: about the the US losing. It's it's like cultural like

1137
00:55:44,960 --> 00:55:48,080
Speaker 1: art transfer, Like we don't have any We can't export

1138
00:55:48,160 --> 00:55:51,080
Speaker 1: anything culturally right now because we've just been in such

1139
00:55:51,120 --> 00:55:54,040
Speaker 1: a midst of fuckery kind of the only thing we

1140
00:55:54,120 --> 00:55:57,560
Speaker 1: have is music, and now music is being taken over

1141
00:55:57,600 --> 00:56:00,120
Speaker 1: by just like full on, like genres are gone on

1142
00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:03,560
Speaker 1: and like within that even like the international cross sections

1143
00:56:03,600 --> 00:56:05,920
Speaker 1: of like we have like people who are not making

1144
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:11,120
Speaker 1: music like winning and I feel like SNL like them

1145
00:56:11,160 --> 00:56:15,000
Speaker 1: doing that is literally taking notes like watch I learned

1146
00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:19,000
Speaker 1: from Korea of like K pop okay okay, okay, okay,

1147
00:56:19,480 --> 00:56:24,240
Speaker 1: let's nobody here likes.

1148
00:56:25,880 --> 00:56:26,160
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1149
00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:28,680
Speaker 2: And also ironically they put it, I mean they talked

1150
00:56:28,680 --> 00:56:30,680
Speaker 2: about it in the first episode, but they put it

1151
00:56:30,719 --> 00:56:34,560
Speaker 2: in notoriously like the biggest hater country on this planet.

1152
00:56:34,600 --> 00:56:35,560
Speaker 2: They don't like new things.

1153
00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:41,440
Speaker 1: Also because I think the UK that's like they're oh

1154
00:56:41,719 --> 00:56:45,040
Speaker 1: geez when it comes to like sketch comedy, like they

1155
00:56:45,040 --> 00:56:50,880
Speaker 1: are kind of goaded. I think also original, yeah, or

1156
00:56:51,160 --> 00:56:53,600
Speaker 1: a UK original and then they brought it here.

1157
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:58,280
Speaker 2: And what's the deal with the big black cock network BBC?

1158
00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:04,800
Speaker 2: What's the deal with that? That would go crazy on UKs,

1159
00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:08,000
Speaker 2: that would eat.

1160
00:57:08,280 --> 00:57:11,440
Speaker 1: They'd be like, way, we never thought about it like that?

1161
00:57:13,120 --> 00:57:18,400
Speaker 2: Can I hit absolutely? Will you carry my child when

1162
00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:21,760
Speaker 2: a few years, five years, ten.

1163
00:57:21,720 --> 00:57:24,480
Speaker 1: Years if you let me attempt when I'm like thirty

1164
00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:26,800
Speaker 1: seven or okay, for me to freeze my eggs and yeah,

1165
00:57:26,840 --> 00:57:27,360
Speaker 1: you have a deal.

1166
00:57:27,520 --> 00:57:30,040
Speaker 2: I would literally do that. We'll do that, or maybe

1167
00:57:30,040 --> 00:57:33,160
Speaker 2: we just freeze our eggs together. Then we blend our

1168
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:36,160
Speaker 2: eggs together and then we put it in a surrogate.

1169
00:57:37,040 --> 00:57:38,920
Speaker 1: But I also want some solo eggs.

1170
00:57:39,320 --> 00:57:40,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course we'd freeze too.

1171
00:57:41,440 --> 00:57:43,520
Speaker 1: I don't want someone else to carry our child. If

1172
00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:45,040
Speaker 1: we're gonna have a kid, I have to carry it.

1173
00:57:45,480 --> 00:57:47,280
Speaker 2: That's the nicest. Why did I almost hear it? I

1174
00:57:47,400 --> 00:57:50,760
Speaker 2: was really see that's like the first time you've ever

1175
00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:51,919
Speaker 2: said anything like that.

1176
00:57:52,200 --> 00:57:57,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is because you're mimian mea amium. Well, it's

1177
00:57:57,520 --> 00:57:59,560
Speaker 1: also because the world is gonna end, so like I

1178
00:57:59,680 --> 00:58:01,280
Speaker 1: might as well have a childhood abuse for a few

1179
00:58:01,320 --> 00:58:05,200
Speaker 1: years from mon. Yeah, it's sad, something to do, something

1180
00:58:05,240 --> 00:58:08,800
Speaker 1: to do. The data centers and everything are going to collapse,

1181
00:58:08,840 --> 00:58:12,400
Speaker 1: the technological infrastructure. So I've been trying to build out

1182
00:58:12,400 --> 00:58:15,000
Speaker 1: my hobbies that I'll do in the new era of life,

1183
00:58:15,080 --> 00:58:18,880
Speaker 1: which is humans reverting back to a non technological life.

1184
00:58:19,200 --> 00:58:21,840
Speaker 1: And I find myself thinking, well, what am I going

1185
00:58:21,880 --> 00:58:24,800
Speaker 1: to do to fill my free time? Of course, I'm

1186
00:58:24,800 --> 00:58:26,920
Speaker 1: gonna have to pick up a trade or two, but

1187
00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:29,760
Speaker 1: then I'm gonna get a lot of frustration from being

1188
00:58:29,800 --> 00:58:32,360
Speaker 1: in that work field, and I'm gonna be like really

1189
00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:34,760
Speaker 1: wanting to come home and hit something. So I gotta

1190
00:58:34,800 --> 00:58:35,560
Speaker 1: have a kid soon.

1191
00:58:35,920 --> 00:58:37,240
Speaker 2: Who You're gonna hit me?

1192
00:58:37,480 --> 00:58:41,200
Speaker 1: You and the kid? Fuck it, I'm using the kid, no'

1193
00:58:41,280 --> 00:58:43,400
Speaker 1: I'm grabbing the kid and I'm beating you with it.

1194
00:58:44,480 --> 00:58:51,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, I leave this episode, start studying to become a

1195
00:58:51,320 --> 00:58:55,560
Speaker 2: plumber or an electrician. That's going to be the new

1196
00:58:55,600 --> 00:59:03,560
Speaker 2: white collar job. Don't go to school for physical trade period. Yeah,

1197
00:59:03,760 --> 00:59:06,640
Speaker 2: or someone needs to solve this, it won't be me.

1198
00:59:06,920 --> 00:59:10,240
Speaker 2: But we need to figure out how to make america

1199
00:59:11,160 --> 00:59:13,960
Speaker 2: cultural export dominant again.

1200
00:59:14,840 --> 00:59:17,600
Speaker 1: Ty's waving at me. He's like, waving at me.

1201
00:59:18,600 --> 00:59:19,120
Speaker 2: You can do it?

1202
00:59:20,560 --> 00:59:22,680
Speaker 3: What wait right?

1203
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:40,960
Speaker 5: Hello?

1204
00:59:50,160 --> 00:59:50,480
Speaker 3: M hm