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Speaker 1: Hey, welcome to the full show. It's a good one. Today.

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Speaker 1: It's Bricket Jeffrey in the morning. You found the podcast and.

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Speaker 2: Jose has a big story about how you almost got

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Speaker 2: blacklisted from Uber. Yeah, after you accidentally insulted not just

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Speaker 2: one but MANI Uperds.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, let me confuse you more.

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Speaker 4: I was being kind. I was I was talking everyone.

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Speaker 1: How are you today? That was a huge job for

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Speaker 1: him coming up in this brand new show.

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Speaker 2: And alexis we do have some comments before we start

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Speaker 2: the show, right, Yes?

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Speaker 5: I saw one on YouTube from Matt Tolbert who said,

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Speaker 5: I'm on vacation at Disney World and I'm using the

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Speaker 5: weight times to get into rides to listen to the

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Speaker 5: daily podcast.

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Speaker 4: Dude, I may do that when I go to Disneyland.

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Speaker 1: I hope you're not with your children, Matt, just ignoring them.

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Speaker 4: Hold on, hold on, kids, I gotta find out why

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Speaker 4: they're not going to call back this line.

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Speaker 1: Take care of these children.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, Hey, let's get this started.

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Speaker 1: The full show starts now.

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Speaker 3: We don't normally do a lot of dating stuff our show.

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Speaker 3: It's Brook and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 1: We do kind of all we do.

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Speaker 3: It's red and book political dating, yes, we do a

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Speaker 3: lot of that stuff and the religious stuff, but I

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Speaker 3: don't even know what that means. You may have noticed

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Speaker 3: dating right now is a little different than it was

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Speaker 3: forty years ago.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah.

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Speaker 3: For example, back in the eighties, it would have been

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Speaker 3: a giant red flag if a total stranger from the

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Speaker 3: internet invited you on a hike through the woods.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Now it's the number one best date that you

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Speaker 3: can do.

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Speaker 1: And everybody says they love hiking on their profiles a lot.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you shouldn't go on a hike with a stranger, people,

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Speaker 5: You absolutely should.

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Speaker 3: And it's not me saying that. A popular matchmaking service

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Speaker 3: did a study and it found your twenty five percent

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Speaker 3: more likely to get a second date if your first

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Speaker 3: meetup involves doing something active together.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that doesn't mean alone in the woods. Well you're

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Speaker 1: carrying the duct tap.

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Speaker 3: Sure, Okay, it could be visiting a museum or like

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Speaker 3: strolling through anical gardens, breaking into a zoo to free

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Speaker 3: the lemurs. As long as it's an active activity, I'm thinking.

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Speaker 1: Like mini golf. Did I was thinking to walk around

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Speaker 1: a very public park? Yeah, people wears.

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Speaker 3: Its true because according to the study, hiking is the

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Speaker 3: number one most successful date activity, sixty percent success rate

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Speaker 3: of getting a second meet up.

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Speaker 4: I'm nervous.

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Speaker 7: I got the worst cramp of my life on my

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Speaker 7: last hike because can you imagine to state and like

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Speaker 7: on the way up, like awi awi awi?

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Speaker 3: How that gives her the opportunity to take care of you?

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Speaker 3: That's something that she wants.

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Speaker 1: Oh right, either one, thank god he's wounded.

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Speaker 3: Maybe meanwhile, going to restaurants, bars and movies, those are

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Speaker 2: No one can afford any It's considered the old school

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Speaker 1: What's that?

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Speaker 3: But singles today are seeking alcohol free ways to connect

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Speaker 1: That's why I know what he's getting married anymore. I'll

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Speaker 1: tell you that. That's why you're all still single.

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Speaker 4: Actually getting to know each other.

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Speaker 3: Apparently they want authentic, non slurry conversations to build their

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Speaker 3: emotional chemistry and a foundation for a.

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Speaker 1: Relationship to work out in forty years.

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Speaker 3: Now, let's move on. We're gonna get to the shock

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Speaker 3: collar question of the day with somebody who engages in

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Speaker 3: very slurry late night convos with Brook's mother. I believe

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Speaker 3: you have something to say, Digital Jay.

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Speaker 8: How love makes people do crazy things? Oh, you build monuments,

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Speaker 8: they write poetry, They rob banks. Because Cuba doesn't just

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Speaker 8: strike hearts. Sometimes he lit the match for chaos.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeahship, that's why today we're celebrating passionate romances.

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Speaker 8: During a special Famous Lovers edition.

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Speaker 2: Of twenty Blonde, people went on the hip for this one.

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Speaker 8: I have a list of the top twenty greatest lovers

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Speaker 8: in human history, all real people.

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Speaker 4: We all know what is number one.

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Speaker 8: So you guys say number one through twenty. I'll give

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Speaker 8: you a hint about an iconic lover or an iconic couple.

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Speaker 8: You have to name either one or both of them,

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Speaker 8: depending on the question to stay in the game. Okay,

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Speaker 8: we'll start with the woman who puts the her in lover.

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Speaker 8: That's Alexis. Alexis number fifteen. She spoke nine languages and

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Speaker 8: made both Julius Caesar and Mark Antony fall madly in love.

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Speaker 8: Some say she was a romantic. I say she was

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Speaker 8: a power move with eyeliner's what's the name of this

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Speaker 8: epic lover?

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Speaker 1: I'm sure, I am sure one of your friends has

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Speaker 1: dressed up as her.

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Speaker 3: It's offensive way, It's her mom again. Her mom was

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Speaker 3: all of the ancient lovers.

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Speaker 1: That makes sense.

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Speaker 4: Don't not dressed up the Pyramids outfit.

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Speaker 5: She definitely has pyramids.

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Speaker 1: Oh, you gave it away Cleopatra.

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Speaker 8: In the Nile Heartbreaker of Rome. It's okay, Jose, we're

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Speaker 8: all envisions.

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Speaker 1: Not yet. That's a good idea for her.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, Brooks, your turn fifteen is off the board.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna go thirteen.

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Speaker 8: A tough one, brook They married, divorced, remarried, slept with

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Speaker 8: each other's friends. The woman once said, quote, I suffered

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Speaker 8: two accidents in my life. One was a bus, the

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Speaker 8: other was diego, and yet they couldn't quit each other.

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Speaker 8: Who is this famous lover?

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Speaker 1: I know this too well.

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Speaker 2: It's a great love story that'll be free to callo,

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Speaker 2: free to color.

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Speaker 4: Very good all.

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Speaker 3: Artist.

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Speaker 1: Did you ever see the movie about Frieda? Oh, you

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Speaker 1: guys should watch it.

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Speaker 4: Halloween is Halloween costumes?

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Speaker 3: You were remember love good dates? Don't do movies anymore, bro,

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Speaker 3: So I'm not allowed to do that.

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Speaker 1: It's a very tragic love story they had, okay. Yeah

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Speaker 1: toxically yeah, yeah, very toxic.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, it's your turn thirteen and fifteen or off the board.

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Speaker 4: Let's go eight.

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Speaker 8: Jose He conquered Europe, then sent love letters to one

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Speaker 8: woman that was so desperate they could be Emo songs. Quote,

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Speaker 8: I haven't slept, I'm on fire.

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Speaker 4: Also, why won't you write me back?

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Speaker 6: And that was an.

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Speaker 8: Actual quote from who named this French ruler?

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Speaker 4: So thirsty?

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Speaker 1: Bro, I wonder if you could block mail back?

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Speaker 6: Then?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I think we all know it's this isn't a

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I'll take Napoleon. You got that Jose For an

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Speaker 8: extra point? Can you name his little empress obsession that

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Speaker 8: he was sending these letters.

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Speaker 4: To, Oh, Queen Victoria.

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Speaker 8: His love letters were dramatic, unhinged, and honestly kind of clinging.

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Speaker 1: Okay, she seemed like such a stable guy.

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Speaker 8: You guys know your lovers. Here's the lover of the show, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 8: Thirteen and fifteen are off the board.

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Speaker 3: Number two, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 8: They got married, then divorced, then married again, then divorced again.

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Speaker 8: Their love was diamonds, it was yachts, it was epic

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Speaker 8: fights named this nineteen eighties cinematic couple who brought tabloid

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Speaker 4: A couple from Gilligan Zeisle. They're super rich.

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Speaker 1: It's only real people. Oh yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 3: Two marriages, two divorces, lots of diamonds the nineteen eighties.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I definitely would go to whatever her name was.

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Speaker 3: She had like nine marriages, and more than that.

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Speaker 2: My mom's best friend. She was married like five or

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Speaker 3: be right, I don't know Nick Cage, Nicholas Cage with diamonds.

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Speaker 1: I don't see him as a diamond guy.

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Speaker 3: But okay, he literally bought himself a pyramid.

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Speaker 4: He's trying to steal the deack Worshman depends.

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Speaker 3: Anybody loves valuables, it's Nick Cage said Nicholas Cage.

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Speaker 8: That's incorrect. I was looking for Elizabeth Taylor. She was

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Speaker 8: multiple times. That means Brooke Jose Alexis. You guys have

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Speaker 3: Twenty of twenty.

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Speaker 4: Easy to pick the shot.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to be getting a shot today while singing

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Speaker 3: wanna be by the Spice Girl.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I tell you what I want, what I really

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Speaker 1: Why is that not covered that song?

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Speaker 3: You're a shot collar question of the day. We got

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Speaker 6: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: A lot of people like to do family dinners where

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we do it every night at our house.

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Speaker 3: Jeff Oh, yeah, he's better than everybody.

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Speaker 1: Just like to eat.

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Speaker 4: I also go to Brooks house and join her.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean. The whole point is you can talk

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Speaker 4: And we're not your queeno.

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Speaker 3: Right now is like our family's weekly brunch. We all

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Speaker 3: to share the weird stuff happening in our lives, stuff

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Speaker 3: we'd never say at our real family dinner table. It's

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Speaker 3: coming up in a brand new What's on your Mind

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Speaker 3: right now? You know, a yawn is just a silent

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Speaker 3: scream for caffeine in the morning. That's why we keep

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Speaker 3: our bodies heavily caffeinated. During this segment What's on your Mind,

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Speaker 3: where we loudly scream what we've been thinking about lately,

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Speaker 3: starting with Brooke Brook, What's on your Mind?

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Speaker 2: Well, for spring break, we did a big history trip

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Speaker 1: Kids that like our fifth grader's doing US history.

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Speaker 2: So we did DC, we did all the monuments we saw,

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Speaker 10: And he's like, you know what you should do is

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Speaker 4: So the rest of the trip I was Peter.

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Speaker 3: Peter, I like it.

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Speaker 7: So other than being disgraced by Uber, I had an

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Speaker 5: I had a friend visit me from out of town

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Speaker 5: And I did bring my roommate's dog, So I got

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so already I feel like it's more like you're

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Speaker 3: I got a surprise the other day when I went

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Speaker 3: At my house. And I'm like, what the hell did

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Speaker 3: I didn't know. Mouse season was a thing.

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Speaker 3: I just got through woodpecker season and now I'm on

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Speaker 1: It sounds like you need a cat season, a friend.

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Speaker 3: Maybe I just can't wait for whatever the next infestation

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Speaker 3: is gonna be Locus maybe.

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Speaker 4: Going through your house.

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Speaker 1: Yeah anymore, Yeah, so much easier.

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Speaker 3: Man, who knows what's gonna happen next. But text into

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Speaker 3: Good for you, Kisco, You are our number one hungry

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Speaker 12: Going on.

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Speaker 3: Back up to number one. Another text from Claudia. This

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Speaker 1: Yay, glimmer out there.

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Speaker 3: This move on to YouTube, so go find us there

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Speaker 3: at Brook and Jeffrey. And finally let's end on a

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Speaker 3: And as a fellow journalism school graduate, I have much

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Speaker 3: Then look at that You're over achieving, really inspiring college

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Speaker 3: Sex coming in seven, eight, five.

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Speaker 3: We live in the age of digital footprints. Every click,

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Speaker 1: Makes me feel so good, Jeff So while.

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Speaker 3: It remembers everything, waiting for its moment to call you

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Speaker 3: Wait? And the thing is, if technology doesn't blow up

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Speaker 12: So I was dating this guy and he was a

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Speaker 12: gift gipp That was his love language, love to give

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Speaker 3: to all these women. But did you at least stay

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00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:21,600
Speaker 3: and finish your nails.

451
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:22,680
Speaker 1: It's not the nail's fault.

452
00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:25,919
Speaker 11: I mean, I kind of took it as like a

453
00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:29,520
Speaker 11: parting gift from the universe when.

454
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Speaker 1: You hit those apps.

455
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:35,080
Speaker 3: Let's keep going. We're going to talk to Lance here.

456
00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:38,280
Speaker 3: Tell us how you busted your significant other. Okay.

457
00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:40,880
Speaker 9: So I was living with this girl a little while ago,

458
00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:42,960
Speaker 9: and we had a nice two bedroom apartment.

459
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:47,400
Speaker 13: Nothing fancy, serious relationship.

460
00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:47,960
Speaker 3: That's what I thought.

461
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:54,080
Speaker 9: Anyway, one night she tells me that she's uncomfortable in

462
00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:57,000
Speaker 9: our bed, so she's going to go sleep in the

463
00:22:57,040 --> 00:23:01,000
Speaker 9: guest room. I don't really think anything of.

464
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:02,840
Speaker 3: It at the time, but she left her.

465
00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:07,480
Speaker 9: Cell phone in our room and it starts ringing at

466
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:08,760
Speaker 9: like two a MS.

467
00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:11,760
Speaker 1: Please tell me it's her girls drunk at the bar.

468
00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:15,840
Speaker 9: Well, look, I try to ignore the thing, right, but

469
00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:21,919
Speaker 9: it goes off again, yeah and again, and I'm thinking

470
00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:24,480
Speaker 9: maybe there's a problem. So I look over and it

471
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:25,919
Speaker 9: says pizza Hut.

472
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:28,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, pizza Hut.

473
00:23:30,359 --> 00:23:32,159
Speaker 4: Yeah.

474
00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:36,320
Speaker 3: Normally you want to medium pepperoni right.

475
00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:36,560
Speaker 12: Now or what?

476
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:37,760
Speaker 6: Well?

477
00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:41,639
Speaker 14: Okay, so pizza Hut ended up calling twelve times.

478
00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:42,560
Speaker 4: Oh wow.

479
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:44,679
Speaker 14: I finally decide, Okay, this is enough of this.

480
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:47,800
Speaker 3: What's going on. So I finally answered the phone.

481
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:49,320
Speaker 9: Right, But here's the thing.

482
00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:50,560
Speaker 3: I don't say anything.

483
00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:53,000
Speaker 9: I just just dead silence someone to hear what's the rhyme?

484
00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:55,880
Speaker 2: Oh, it's like if they hear a man's voice, they're

485
00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:56,560
Speaker 2: going to hang up.

486
00:23:57,200 --> 00:24:02,040
Speaker 9: Okay, So this dude pops on the lining'side, Sasha, I'm

487
00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:06,000
Speaker 9: here with your great big pizza.

488
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:10,280
Speaker 2: Wait, he's chasing down the pizza fantasy If he's what.

489
00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:16,840
Speaker 3: If he's a sleep come on out? If he was,

490
00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:18,600
Speaker 3: So you went outside right.

491
00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:22,600
Speaker 9: Well that's when I figured everything out and I shut

492
00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:23,040
Speaker 9: it down.

493
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:25,080
Speaker 14: And that's also when I switched the dominoes.

494
00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:30,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, permanenty traumatized. We got time for one more. Let's

495
00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:33,440
Speaker 3: go to Natalia. Tell us how you busted your significant other.

496
00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:37,520
Speaker 2: So I had to do a little sleeping at flue

497
00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:38,520
Speaker 2: sne Is that what you said?

498
00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:43,000
Speaker 12: Thing? Yeah? Okay, yeah, so we've been together, it's just

499
00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:44,320
Speaker 12: going on a one.

500
00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:47,440
Speaker 1: Year okayis yeah, I did.

501
00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:51,720
Speaker 12: I had some suspicions all along. So he was heading

502
00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:53,320
Speaker 12: out on a guy's trip.

503
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:56,040
Speaker 1: We've had so many busted stories that start with that.

504
00:24:57,720 --> 00:24:58,280
Speaker 14: Yeah.

505
00:24:58,320 --> 00:25:02,399
Speaker 12: Well maybe good reason. And I was trying to be cool,

506
00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:05,280
Speaker 12: but I told him, I said okay, but you need

507
00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:08,160
Speaker 12: to send me picks every day of what you guys

508
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:08,600
Speaker 12: are up.

509
00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:12,480
Speaker 2: To the newspapers, so you know the date, right, Yeah,

510
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:15,200
Speaker 2: not that bad.

511
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:17,199
Speaker 12: But it's just like, you know, keep me posted.

512
00:25:17,359 --> 00:25:18,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, guys love doing that.

513
00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:24,000
Speaker 12: Yeah. So he sends me this pick one day and

514
00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:27,280
Speaker 12: it's him at an Italian restaurant having dinner.

515
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:28,240
Speaker 1: Okay, okay.

516
00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:31,200
Speaker 12: I looked closely at the picture, and you know how

517
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:34,520
Speaker 12: you have this old school conisan cheese things on the

518
00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:38,639
Speaker 12: table with a little metal top like on at your.

519
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:39,560
Speaker 6: Right.

520
00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:43,040
Speaker 12: Yeah, so I saw I saw something in it. So

521
00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:43,960
Speaker 12: I zoomed, and.

522
00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:47,520
Speaker 3: You saw something in the reflection of the metal.

523
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:52,560
Speaker 12: Reflection on the cheese top. So I zoom in and

524
00:25:53,359 --> 00:25:56,200
Speaker 12: it's his freaking girlfriend.

525
00:25:58,359 --> 00:25:59,520
Speaker 1: I know it's someone you know.

526
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:05,560
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, ruined.

527
00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:06,960
Speaker 1: By those good cell phone cameras again.

528
00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:09,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, what did you do?

529
00:26:10,119 --> 00:26:10,320
Speaker 14: Well?

530
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:14,679
Speaker 12: I took a picture of the zoom image and I

531
00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:17,720
Speaker 12: sent it to him and I just said, your stuff

532
00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:22,560
Speaker 12: will be on the curb when you get Oh it's.

533
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:24,239
Speaker 3: Nice to be to move it for him, not make

534
00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:24,600
Speaker 3: him do it.

535
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:25,880
Speaker 6: Girl.

536
00:26:26,119 --> 00:26:32,040
Speaker 3: Oh yeah girlfriend, yeah, still strong, move there. I'm sorry

537
00:26:32,119 --> 00:26:33,200
Speaker 3: that happened in Natalia.

538
00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:34,639
Speaker 12: Yeah, thank you.

539
00:26:36,119 --> 00:26:36,680
Speaker 1: Till this day.

540
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:40,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, make sure you hit up our textport at seven eight,

541
00:26:40,119 --> 00:26:41,680
Speaker 3: five nine too. If you have a funny story about

542
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:43,399
Speaker 3: how you caught your ex cheating, you could be on

543
00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:45,640
Speaker 3: the next edition of Busted. You got your phone tapp

544
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:46,840
Speaker 3: coming up right after.

545
00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:48,879
Speaker 6: This brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

546
00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:51,399
Speaker 3: I feel like once a year we do stories on

547
00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:56,200
Speaker 3: the show about the funniest, most risque personalized license plates

548
00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:57,920
Speaker 3: that get rejected.

549
00:26:58,359 --> 00:26:58,560
Speaker 12: Yeah.

550
00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:02,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's usually pretty obvious. Why well, today we call

551
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:05,719
Speaker 3: a guy who's frustrated that his was turned down by

552
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:06,200
Speaker 3: the state.

553
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:07,399
Speaker 4: Appropriate.

554
00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:10,400
Speaker 3: No, it's actually pretty tame. So he sends an email

555
00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:13,840
Speaker 3: in and now he's about to get a response. But

556
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:16,399
Speaker 3: the response is from us, and I can tell you

557
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:19,240
Speaker 3: right now we're one hundred percent non helpful.

558
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:20,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, shocking in your.

559
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:22,760
Speaker 3: Phone tap right now another.

560
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:30,920
Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, I'm calling from the Department of License Seeing.

561
00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:32,440
Speaker 2: My name is Juice Chambers.

562
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:33,400
Speaker 1: Is this Jason?

563
00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:35,080
Speaker 2: Ah? Yeah?

564
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:36,560
Speaker 1: Is he great?

565
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,640
Speaker 2: So this is in regards to your personalized license plate

566
00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:43,920
Speaker 2: request you submitted. You emailed us asking to appeal the rejection.

567
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:45,520
Speaker 14: Yeah, I did.

568
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:49,800
Speaker 1: I didn't understand. Why so right, you didn't understand?

569
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:52,000
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, maybe I can give you a little more

570
00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:53,159
Speaker 2: clarification on that.

571
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:55,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, clarification would be great.

572
00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:57,520
Speaker 1: Okay, I got a few papers on my desk here.

573
00:27:57,600 --> 00:28:00,560
Speaker 1: Let me just find yours. Here we go.

574
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:04,680
Speaker 2: I believe yours was tushy t u s h y.

575
00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:05,480
Speaker 6: No.

576
00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:09,000
Speaker 2: Now, listen, while we do appreciate cheeks here of all kinds,

577
00:28:09,359 --> 00:28:11,520
Speaker 2: you can understand why it was rejected.

578
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:15,240
Speaker 3: Right, that's not mine. Mine was snooze.

579
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:22,119
Speaker 1: Oh okay, yes, snooze s n u u z y.

580
00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:24,440
Speaker 3: See that's how I requested it.

581
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:25,320
Speaker 1: Got it?

582
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:29,399
Speaker 2: So the reason we rejected snooze it implies that you're

583
00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:30,960
Speaker 2: promoting sleeping while driving.

584
00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:33,240
Speaker 1: That's not good.

585
00:28:34,119 --> 00:28:35,080
Speaker 2: That's not a thing.

586
00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:36,240
Speaker 3: What are you talking about?

587
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:38,880
Speaker 1: Oh, it most certainly is a thing.

588
00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:42,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, if people are driving behind you and they see snooze,

589
00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:44,440
Speaker 2: they might think it's okay to put their car and

590
00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:49,080
Speaker 2: cruise control just glows their eyes, take a little snooze.

591
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:49,280
Speaker 14: Get it?

592
00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:52,080
Speaker 1: So sorry, but decisions are final.

593
00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:55,920
Speaker 3: So nobody would ever think that the name snooze was

594
00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:56,760
Speaker 3: my nickname.

595
00:28:57,080 --> 00:29:00,400
Speaker 1: Oh you're claiming nickname? Yeah, you've heard that before.

596
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:01,200
Speaker 8: It's true.

597
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:03,600
Speaker 14: My buddies gave me it in college because we party

598
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:05,600
Speaker 14: a lot and i'd sleep through classes.

599
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:10,120
Speaker 2: Wow, that's even worse than I thought. Drinking, doing drugs,

600
00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:11,400
Speaker 2: sleeping behind the wheel.

601
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,560
Speaker 3: That's not what it was, lady.

602
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:15,960
Speaker 1: Okay, you know what, it doesn't even matter now.

603
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,560
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter because we've already assigned you a different

604
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:19,840
Speaker 2: personalized license plate.

605
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:22,960
Speaker 1: From now on. You're gonna be sad Boy one.

606
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:25,440
Speaker 3: I don't want to be sad boy.

607
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:26,120
Speaker 6: You're not.

608
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:28,240
Speaker 1: You're sad boy one.

609
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:30,800
Speaker 14: I don't want to be sad boy anything any number.

610
00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:35,120
Speaker 1: How about I love bread that's luv, Oh.

611
00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:36,200
Speaker 3: My god, the hip.

612
00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:39,040
Speaker 14: Don't try to force me in a personalized license I

613
00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:41,320
Speaker 14: don't want to be Brett Guy or sad boy.

614
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:43,440
Speaker 2: Against sad boy one, because we already have a sad

615
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:43,920
Speaker 2: boy too.

616
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:44,720
Speaker 9: I don't care.

617
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:46,000
Speaker 3: Just refund my money.

618
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:49,040
Speaker 2: You know I am pretty good at reading human emotions.

619
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:53,840
Speaker 2: You sound irritated. Really, I don't want to leave things

620
00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:56,800
Speaker 2: this way, So I've had one tucked away for a

621
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:58,440
Speaker 2: special occasion, just like this.

622
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:02,240
Speaker 3: What he probably not gonna like it to be so happy?

623
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:05,320
Speaker 1: What about bra four two zero.

624
00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:08,880
Speaker 14: Brough four two zero, yeah, Brough four twenty?

625
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:09,680
Speaker 3: Are you kidding me?

626
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:11,480
Speaker 1: You love it, don't you?

627
00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:14,000
Speaker 8: No, you won't let me have snooze like you will like,

628
00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:16,120
Speaker 8: let me have an obvious drug holiday reference.

629
00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:18,840
Speaker 2: Kidding, I'll have you know that bru four two zero

630
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:20,840
Speaker 2: is not a drug reference.

631
00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:21,920
Speaker 14: It totally is.

632
00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:25,160
Speaker 2: My colleague who I trust with my life told me

633
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:27,080
Speaker 2: it's a Lord of the Rings movie quote.

634
00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:29,320
Speaker 1: What that's why it's so popular?

635
00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:31,360
Speaker 14: Guy is messing with you now.

636
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:33,960
Speaker 2: I've actually never seen the movie, but apparently they say

637
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:37,760
Speaker 2: bra a lot in it, and they referenced the ring size,

638
00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:39,160
Speaker 2: which is four by twenty.

639
00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:40,560
Speaker 8: I've seen the movie.

640
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:41,680
Speaker 3: That's a lie.

641
00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:44,400
Speaker 2: You were about to be really embarrassed because I'm gonna

642
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:45,320
Speaker 2: call him in right now.

643
00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:49,720
Speaker 1: Hey, Matt, pick up line four. He doesn't believe me.

644
00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:54,640
Speaker 13: Oh, sub bruh, What the hell is happening?

645
00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:58,560
Speaker 7: You do like the four to twenty idea?

646
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:01,400
Speaker 4: Your law, bro, you're taking an.

647
00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:04,520
Speaker 8: L This is the Lord of the Ring guy.

648
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:08,440
Speaker 13: Yeah, we should give you the phone tap plate cause

649
00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:09,120
Speaker 13: you're on the.

650
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:12,800
Speaker 4: Radio right now. Do you get it like a prank

651
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:13,600
Speaker 4: phone call?

652
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:14,640
Speaker 3: No?

653
00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:19,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, this is actually brought from the radio show

654
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:20,760
Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey.

655
00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:20,960
Speaker 1: In the Morning.

656
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:23,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm all say, man, we're doing a.

657
00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:25,880
Speaker 13: Phone tap on you guys.

658
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:28,200
Speaker 3: I was about to throw my phone through my window.

659
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:31,040
Speaker 1: Friend Aaron set you up.

660
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:34,280
Speaker 2: She said you were frustrated because they rejected your personalized plate.

661
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:37,280
Speaker 8: Oh I am, I am frustrated.

662
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:37,840
Speaker 3: He's right.

663
00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:41,440
Speaker 4: Don't throw your phone. That's not smart.

664
00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:42,600
Speaker 3: You're gonna need that.

665
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:44,560
Speaker 2: I think it's more than your girlfriend doesn't want to

666
00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:46,760
Speaker 2: be riding around in a car that says snooze on it.

667
00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:50,160
Speaker 3: Oh man, that's my nickname.

668
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:51,200
Speaker 14: I just want snooze.

669
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:52,240
Speaker 3: I just want to be snooze.

670
00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:56,160
Speaker 13: Further record, I also enjoy a nice snooze after a

671
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:59,720
Speaker 13: plate of munchies, like for bro.

672
00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:05,880
Speaker 2: Get it right, wake Up every morning was fun tabs

673
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:10,239
Speaker 2: weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

674
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:13,560
Speaker 3: Out of all the places where you could meet someone,

675
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:22,240
Speaker 3: coffee shops, grocery store, crime scene clean up training.

676
00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:22,200
Speaker 1: That means you're professional.

677
00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:25,800
Speaker 3: Oh, nothing says compatibility like wiping fake blood off a

678
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:26,960
Speaker 3: tile floor together.

679
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:28,920
Speaker 1: Just wait for the real stuff.

680
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:33,040
Speaker 3: Jeff romantic. But for one of our listeners it got

681
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:35,920
Speaker 3: even weirder than that when he met a good looking

682
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:43,720
Speaker 3: gal at a furniture store. You do not hear a

683
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:46,479
Speaker 3: lot of stories, a lot of meat cute stories that

684
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:49,520
Speaker 3: happen there. But you're gonna hear the unique way that

685
00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:52,280
Speaker 3: he was able to pull her number during a brand

686
00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:56,720
Speaker 3: new second date update. Right after this second date updated,

687
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:01,600
Speaker 3: I saw a video posted by a bridle stylist recently,

688
00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:03,760
Speaker 3: and she talks to brides all the time and always

689
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:10,040
Speaker 3: asks how they met their husband. What's the number one

690
00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:13,840
Speaker 3: way single people are finding their spouses right now? The

691
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:18,320
Speaker 3: number one answer, she says, by far, is on Hinge,

692
00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:22,560
Speaker 3: not like Bumble or like specifically his She says Bumble

693
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:26,920
Speaker 3: is second. Nobody is on Tinder if you're seriously trying

694
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:30,880
Speaker 3: to find number three was a little bit surprising, though,

695
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:35,560
Speaker 3: she said College Sweethearts not a website like people who

696
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:48,040
Speaker 3: actually met in College Sweethearts, people who met looking for sugardad,

697
00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:52,000
Speaker 3: It's like the relationship lasted beyond graduation.

698
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:53,640
Speaker 1: That's weird.

699
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:58,240
Speaker 3: And then the rarest is meeting somebody naturally out in

700
00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:01,680
Speaker 3: the wild. And I don't know if I hear animal

701
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:04,800
Speaker 3: noises right now, but that's exactly what happened with one

702
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:06,040
Speaker 3: of our listeners, Chad.

703
00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:07,160
Speaker 1: How wild was?

704
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:10,680
Speaker 3: It was a lone tiger loose in the jungle, Roman

705
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:14,360
Speaker 3: free till a certain frisky feline caught his eye. So

706
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:16,600
Speaker 3: let's learn about it, Chad, welcome to the show.

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00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:18,520
Speaker 14: Hey, thanks, Hey.

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00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:20,920
Speaker 1: You're welcome. Chad. You sound like a frisky feli.

709
00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:24,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's the prowling tiger.

710
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:25,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm still a feline.

711
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:29,040
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, a big feeling. Sure, And tell us about

712
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:30,719
Speaker 3: the girl that you met. What's her name?

713
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:32,160
Speaker 14: Her name is Lucy?

714
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:35,120
Speaker 3: Okay, and we're out in the wild. Did you meet Lucy?

715
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:38,240
Speaker 14: I met Lucy at a furniture store.

716
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:41,680
Speaker 4: Why does that scream awesome?

717
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:44,560
Speaker 7: Because like shopping for furniture, I could see girls out

718
00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:45,000
Speaker 7: and about.

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00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:49,680
Speaker 1: Everyone at the furniture store is married. Yeah, I've never

720
00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:50,200
Speaker 1: stepped in a.

721
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:52,440
Speaker 6: Yeah.

722
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:55,799
Speaker 7: Also, they got money, because furniture is not she you're

723
00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:57,800
Speaker 7: you're spending a couple hundred bucks.

724
00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:00,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you were, you were store.

725
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:02,040
Speaker 14: This wasn't like assembly your.

726
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:09,480
Speaker 3: Furniture shots fired at IKEA. So how did you and Lucy? Like,

727
00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:11,520
Speaker 3: how did that interaction happen in the store?

728
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:14,960
Speaker 14: Well, I was walking around the store. I was just

729
00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:19,720
Speaker 14: there looking to upgrade my place, and I had zeroed

730
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:24,080
Speaker 14: in on this one sofa, But then Lucy came in

731
00:35:24,239 --> 00:35:27,880
Speaker 14: and was looking at the exact same couch.

732
00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:32,799
Speaker 1: Yeah style our wrestle who for whoever's gonna buy it?

733
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:35,000
Speaker 14: Yeah? I mean I wish I could have. I mean,

734
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:36,239
Speaker 14: I would have loved to have done that.

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00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:39,279
Speaker 4: Did you do the gentleman and buy the couch for her?

736
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:43,240
Speaker 14: I don't have that much money.

737
00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:45,600
Speaker 3: What was your move?

738
00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:48,120
Speaker 14: The move was just to kind of like, what do

739
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:50,120
Speaker 14: you like about the couch? And then it just kind

740
00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:52,800
Speaker 14: of got to a level where we weren't just talking

741
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:53,640
Speaker 14: about a couch.

742
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:55,799
Speaker 2: Well, and eventually you're going to have to spoon on

743
00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:57,600
Speaker 2: it together to see if two people fit.

744
00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:01,200
Speaker 4: That's important.

745
00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:04,719
Speaker 3: That's a really weird way of flirting. I will say.

746
00:36:05,239 --> 00:36:06,480
Speaker 4: I feel like we shouldn't have heard it.

747
00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:08,359
Speaker 6: Yeah.

748
00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:10,520
Speaker 14: Yeah, it didn't get too racy. We just kept like

749
00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:11,399
Speaker 14: trying it out.

750
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:14,360
Speaker 4: Okay, shocked it didn't get sexual.

751
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:18,120
Speaker 1: That's cute though. That's a really organic way to have conversations.

752
00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:21,000
Speaker 3: It is good because you're kind of playing like you're

753
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:24,160
Speaker 3: a couple already by like shopping together. It kind of

754
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:26,520
Speaker 3: like plants that image into your mind in a in

755
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:27,640
Speaker 3: a subtle way, so.

756
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:30,319
Speaker 1: That it's important for him to know if women like

757
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:30,880
Speaker 1: this couch.

758
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:35,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, were you able to spin it into a date?

759
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:39,560
Speaker 14: Yeah? It come to find out we both wanted to couch.

760
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:43,120
Speaker 14: There's shalespeople at these high end furniture stores, and so

761
00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:45,440
Speaker 14: it's like, okay, we're both interested in the couch, and

762
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:48,640
Speaker 14: the guys like this is it? There's just the one couch.

763
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:53,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then you guys started a fight.

764
00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:54,080
Speaker 3: So what's the move?

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00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:56,920
Speaker 14: I was like, okay, well we both want the couch,

766
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,560
Speaker 14: but if you want me to let you have it,

767
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:03,400
Speaker 14: then why don't you give me something in return? You know,

768
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:04,720
Speaker 14: like your phone number?

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00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:12,160
Speaker 3: Okay, because they also sell beds over here, so that's.

770
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:13,640
Speaker 1: A good way to get her number. Did she like that?

771
00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:15,960
Speaker 14: Yeah? I mean good enough to give me the number.

772
00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:18,279
Speaker 14: I mean she got the cow, so yeah, the couch.

773
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:22,160
Speaker 7: Hold up, hold up, you got the number, and now

774
00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:23,480
Speaker 7: she's ghosting you.

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00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:27,480
Speaker 14: I think they went out out did so, like fast

776
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:30,880
Speaker 14: forward to like the next three days, and we're texting

777
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:32,959
Speaker 14: a lot. I mean like, and I say that a lot,

778
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:36,439
Speaker 14: I mean like fifty times a day, well a day.

779
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:39,680
Speaker 3: Wow, you haven't texted anybody fifty times in my whole.

780
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:41,919
Speaker 4: Life, like each other day.

781
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:46,040
Speaker 14: So we scheduled a date and then she backed out

782
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:50,960
Speaker 14: and I wanted to reschedule, and then like she backed

783
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,000
Speaker 14: out again the night before.

784
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:56,960
Speaker 2: Okay, are you convincing herself not to go on so

785
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,160
Speaker 2: it's weird that you guys were talking so much though

786
00:37:59,239 --> 00:38:00,200
Speaker 2: via text.

787
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:02,359
Speaker 5: Someone who can't say no, I would probably give out

788
00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:03,960
Speaker 5: my number and talk for a few days to not

789
00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:06,600
Speaker 5: feel bad, and the couch is delivered and not my

790
00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:08,000
Speaker 5: home and then stop text.

791
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:08,920
Speaker 1: And then you finally be over.

792
00:38:09,239 --> 00:38:11,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, chat. Are you feeling like maybe the only

793
00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:14,480
Speaker 3: reason that she said she would like give the number

794
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:16,319
Speaker 3: and go out on a date was just to get

795
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:18,360
Speaker 3: the couch, Like that was the whole point of it.

796
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:20,640
Speaker 14: That thought has crossed my mind. But then there's all

797
00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:22,799
Speaker 14: these texts in between. So then like I did like

798
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:25,680
Speaker 14: a little recon, I like googled myself and I was like,

799
00:38:25,719 --> 00:38:27,359
Speaker 14: all right, nothing weird came up here.

800
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:33,040
Speaker 1: That was good. I mean, here's the thing. She gave

801
00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:35,040
Speaker 1: you her number, but she could have easily given you

802
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:38,040
Speaker 1: a fake number. Yeah that's true. You know, she didn't

803
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:40,600
Speaker 1: have to give you her real phone number.

804
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:43,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's weird that she's backing out all of a sudden.

805
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:45,560
Speaker 3: We're gonna call Lucy and try and get to the

806
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:48,279
Speaker 3: bottom of this, because if she says no to going

807
00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:50,960
Speaker 3: out with you, then you deserve that couch. In my opinion, that.

808
00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:53,320
Speaker 1: Wasn't the deal. It was just a phone number, Jeff.

809
00:38:53,680 --> 00:39:00,480
Speaker 3: Oh deal, Sorry that was on you Chat improveotiation.

810
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:02,880
Speaker 14: I know I thought it was a fair deal, but

811
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:06,440
Speaker 14: it turns out not so much. Yeah, but anyways, I

812
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:08,279
Speaker 14: need your help and hope you can help me out.

813
00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:09,879
Speaker 3: All right, Well, we're going to try our best. We'll

814
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:11,759
Speaker 3: come back and get you your second date update right

815
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:16,880
Speaker 3: after this man hold on second date update. I'm not

816
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:20,320
Speaker 3: a lawyer, but Chad, if we're not successful in getting

817
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:24,080
Speaker 3: you another date, what about at least getting you visitation

818
00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:28,000
Speaker 3: with the couch? Just like one week to take couch

819
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:29,879
Speaker 3: doesn't need to be much, just one week and a month.

820
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:32,920
Speaker 3: Maybe split it on holidays. We can negotiate something.

821
00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:36,600
Speaker 2: Yeah sure, Oh you know, shared custody is what you're saying.

822
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:38,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay. Chad seems to like that idea, because if

823
00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:41,800
Speaker 3: you miss part one. He met Lucy at a furniture

824
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:45,520
Speaker 3: store recently when they both liked the same exact couch,

825
00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:48,640
Speaker 3: but he generously let her have it if in exchange

826
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:50,040
Speaker 3: she gave him his number.

827
00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:52,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that was the deal that they made.

828
00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:55,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a smooth move. But she keeps backing

829
00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:57,640
Speaker 3: out of dates now and now their initial flame has

830
00:39:57,640 --> 00:39:59,440
Speaker 3: pretty much gone completely ice.

831
00:39:59,239 --> 00:40:01,480
Speaker 4: Cold, losing chemistry fast.

832
00:40:01,719 --> 00:40:04,439
Speaker 3: So we he doesn't know why. We need to try

833
00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:05,279
Speaker 3: and help figure it out.

834
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:07,880
Speaker 2: Can I ask Chad the one thing I never you know,

835
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:10,080
Speaker 2: we never really got into you said, you guys texted

836
00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:13,800
Speaker 2: back and forth a ton. Was there any like inappropriate

837
00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:15,799
Speaker 2: texting or something that.

838
00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:18,520
Speaker 1: Could have or could have been read wrong? Even?

839
00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:21,000
Speaker 2: You know, sometimes you said something thinking you're joking and

840
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:22,560
Speaker 2: the other person doesn't read it right?

841
00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:24,600
Speaker 3: Can you read some inappropriate text?

842
00:40:25,239 --> 00:40:25,399
Speaker 1: Now?

843
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:26,920
Speaker 3: She really wants to hear something.

844
00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:29,839
Speaker 2: Is there something that stands out in all of those

845
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:31,080
Speaker 2: conversations that you had?

846
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:34,200
Speaker 14: No, I mean it was flirty, but without crossing the

847
00:40:34,239 --> 00:40:37,000
Speaker 14: line the way I think about it. Asked about the couch.

848
00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:43,520
Speaker 14: You know.

849
00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:43,040
Speaker 4: It was sexual.

850
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:46,480
Speaker 3: How's the couch doing?

851
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:47,200
Speaker 14: Is it?

852
00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:48,040
Speaker 3: Okay?

853
00:40:48,239 --> 00:40:48,839
Speaker 14: Yeah?

854
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:53,560
Speaker 1: I think he really did not though that's what he said. Okay.

855
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:56,799
Speaker 1: He laughed like it was going to be an innuendo

856
00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:58,040
Speaker 1: like the couch.

857
00:40:58,440 --> 00:40:58,880
Speaker 14: I don't know.

858
00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:01,279
Speaker 4: No, he like, how's the couch doing?

859
00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:02,160
Speaker 1: How I heard it?

860
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:05,879
Speaker 3: Okay? See, this is what text messaging is like right now.

861
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:09,080
Speaker 3: You can't tell tone noe me.

862
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:09,600
Speaker 1: How's the couch?

863
00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:10,040
Speaker 14: Ha ha ha ha?

864
00:41:10,239 --> 00:41:11,200
Speaker 1: I would not say.

865
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:16,640
Speaker 3: All right, chat it's okay, let's call Lucy and uh,

866
00:41:16,719 --> 00:41:18,799
Speaker 3: hopefully it's not what we were talking about earlier too,

867
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:20,560
Speaker 3: where it was just all a big scam so that

868
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:24,200
Speaker 3: she could get the couch have him back off of.

869
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:27,400
Speaker 7: It, because it is very smart and your fall if

870
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:30,239
Speaker 7: that's the case scam, Yeah, I mean she just said,

871
00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:32,800
Speaker 7: oh well, thank you and smiled and gave you your number.

872
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:34,040
Speaker 4: That's all that you asked.

873
00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:36,120
Speaker 1: There's no one in the room that wouldn't agree with that.

874
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:38,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's hope that the.

875
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:40,320
Speaker 3: Case.

876
00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:40,520
Speaker 12: Then.

877
00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:42,640
Speaker 14: I don't know why she would even agree to go

878
00:41:42,719 --> 00:41:43,759
Speaker 14: out with me at the start of it.

879
00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:44,399
Speaker 1: It's a good point.

880
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:48,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true, So hopefully there's an explanation. Let me

881
00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:50,480
Speaker 3: dial her number right now. Let's see if she picks up.

882
00:41:50,480 --> 00:42:00,919
Speaker 3: Here we go, Hello, Hey, looking to speak with Lucy.

883
00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:05,520
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we're a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey

884
00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:06,000
Speaker 3: in the Morning.

885
00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:08,240
Speaker 4: Hey, Lucy, your morning.

886
00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:09,360
Speaker 1: You're on the show, Lucy.

887
00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:11,640
Speaker 12: Okay, what's this about.

888
00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:15,759
Speaker 1: It's our couch reviews segment in a way.

889
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:18,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, because we're doing a segment called second Date Update.

890
00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:21,080
Speaker 15: What is that?

891
00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:22,960
Speaker 4: Uh, oh, you don't know what that is.

892
00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:25,719
Speaker 3: It's a segment we do where if someone's in like

893
00:42:25,719 --> 00:42:28,920
Speaker 3: a dating scenario and a person blows you off or

894
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:31,440
Speaker 3: you're not getting back to them, we'll reach out on

895
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:34,040
Speaker 3: behalf of that person to try and figure out if

896
00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:36,520
Speaker 3: there's a reason for it, just to like help them

897
00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:37,680
Speaker 3: understand what's going on.

898
00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:39,319
Speaker 2: And this one's kind of out of the norm because

899
00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:41,360
Speaker 2: you never actually went on a first date.

900
00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:44,000
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, because we're talking about a guy named Chad.

901
00:42:45,719 --> 00:42:48,759
Speaker 14: Are you sorry?

902
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:53,600
Speaker 1: Response, We don't need to explain more like couch guy.

903
00:42:53,719 --> 00:42:55,200
Speaker 4: You know exactly who we're talking about.

904
00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:59,479
Speaker 3: Yeah, we are not you. Chad says that you guys

905
00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:02,920
Speaker 3: met at a first store and you exchange numbers.

906
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:05,640
Speaker 1: It seemed like there was like some flirtation there. Did

907
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:06,359
Speaker 1: he read that right?

908
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:11,600
Speaker 15: I mean, yeah, but I have a good reason for it.

909
00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:16,240
Speaker 15: But it would just be super uncomfortable to tell him, oh,

910
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:16,560
Speaker 15: you have.

911
00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:19,520
Speaker 1: A good reason for not calling him back or going

912
00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:19,920
Speaker 1: on the date.

913
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,479
Speaker 3: Yeah, because he said that you guys had scheduled dates

914
00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:23,440
Speaker 3: and you kept bailing.

915
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:25,520
Speaker 12: Yes, I did bail.

916
00:43:26,239 --> 00:43:29,080
Speaker 4: Wait can I ask her just blunt like did you scam?

917
00:43:29,239 --> 00:43:31,960
Speaker 4: Or boy? Did you just get I.

918
00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:33,960
Speaker 2: Think the question is did you ever have any intention

919
00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:35,480
Speaker 2: of actually going on a date?

920
00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:36,200
Speaker 4: Okay, then now.

921
00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:38,200
Speaker 7: Let me ask, did you ever have any intention of

922
00:43:38,239 --> 00:43:39,359
Speaker 7: actually going on a date?

923
00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:40,720
Speaker 4: Edit it so I sound smarter.

924
00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:46,040
Speaker 15: I mean I wasn't to go on a date with him.

925
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:46,399
Speaker 2: I didn't.

926
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:48,879
Speaker 15: Oh, okay, I didn't have a problem with him. It

927
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:51,160
Speaker 15: was just like I got the whole couch thing. And

928
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:53,759
Speaker 15: then a few days after I met Chad, I came

929
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:55,960
Speaker 15: back to the furniture place with some of my friends

930
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,120
Speaker 15: to pick up the couch because one of my friends

931
00:43:58,160 --> 00:43:59,120
Speaker 15: was a pickup truck whatever.

932
00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:01,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, you got a half friend with the truck you

933
00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:02,800
Speaker 3: didn't delivery?

934
00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:05,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, you have not ever could afford two.

935
00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:07,000
Speaker 3: Thousand, probably would have got it.

936
00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:11,160
Speaker 1: Jeff doesn't have truck guys in his friend He's like,

937
00:44:11,239 --> 00:44:11,759
Speaker 1: I just have.

938
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:13,600
Speaker 4: One of my assistants to make me a new couch.

939
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:15,600
Speaker 1: Do you want me to come by with my escalade?

940
00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:19,160
Speaker 3: So you guys know how it works. Yeah, okay, you

941
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:20,760
Speaker 3: went to the store to pick it up yourself.

942
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:22,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was some friends and then what happened?

943
00:44:23,239 --> 00:44:26,120
Speaker 15: Yeah, so I went inside to pay and who do

944
00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:26,800
Speaker 15: I see?

945
00:44:27,239 --> 00:44:27,680
Speaker 14: Sad?

946
00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:29,279
Speaker 1: Why is that that?

947
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:29,719
Speaker 4: Wait?

948
00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:31,240
Speaker 1: Why he needs a couch?

949
00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:33,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, you took the couch that he wanted to buy,

950
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:34,719
Speaker 3: so he probably had to get a new one.

951
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:37,520
Speaker 12: Okay, No, he wasn't like shopping.

952
00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:40,520
Speaker 15: He was asleep on one of the couches, like in

953
00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:44,440
Speaker 15: the back room area. I didn't even know what to do.

954
00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:46,560
Speaker 15: He didn't see me, Like he was asleep, he didn't see.

955
00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:47,360
Speaker 4: Me, eyes closed.

956
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:49,720
Speaker 1: Maybe he was just trying to couch out too hard.

957
00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:51,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, way, too hard.

958
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:53,480
Speaker 14: It was so awkward.

959
00:44:53,760 --> 00:44:56,840
Speaker 15: So I was just gonna leave, but I just asked

960
00:44:56,840 --> 00:44:57,520
Speaker 15: the cashier.

961
00:44:57,600 --> 00:44:59,680
Speaker 14: I was like, Hey, what's the deal with that guy

962
00:44:59,719 --> 00:45:00,560
Speaker 14: on the break couch?

963
00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:03,240
Speaker 15: And he's like, oh.

964
00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:03,640
Speaker 14: That's the Napper.

965
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:06,480
Speaker 15: But like he just said it, like it's a nickname.

966
00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:07,480
Speaker 3: The Nap, the Knapper.

967
00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:11,719
Speaker 14: What Yeah, they called him the Knapper.

968
00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:14,919
Speaker 1: The napper. Okay, so he got a nickname for him.

969
00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:15,720
Speaker 12: Yeah.

970
00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:18,440
Speaker 15: So like apparently he comes in during his lunch break

971
00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:21,440
Speaker 15: and he takes off his shoes and he takes a

972
00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:22,360
Speaker 15: literal nap.

973
00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:25,640
Speaker 3: No, oh, he comes in that often.

974
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:28,080
Speaker 15: He said that the boss, like the manager lets him

975
00:45:28,080 --> 00:45:29,960
Speaker 15: do it because like once a month he buys all

976
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:30,919
Speaker 15: the employees lunch.

977
00:45:31,239 --> 00:45:32,719
Speaker 14: Oh, they just let him do it.

978
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:38,479
Speaker 1: Oh wow, smart, that's a hack. So he's sleeping during

979
00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:39,240
Speaker 1: his lunch break.

980
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:42,440
Speaker 3: What's going through your mind as they're telling you this, Lucy, I.

981
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:45,040
Speaker 15: Don't want to go out with the knapper, like, especially

982
00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:46,120
Speaker 15: that he has a nickname.

983
00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:48,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he liked the cauch you were on. He's

984
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:51,040
Speaker 2: tried them all out at the store. Yeah, Like he

985
00:45:51,239 --> 00:45:52,800
Speaker 2: just happened to be talking to the expert and he

986
00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:53,160
Speaker 2: has a.

987
00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:54,759
Speaker 1: House, Like he just goes during his lunch.

988
00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:56,040
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, makes money.

989
00:45:56,080 --> 00:45:58,680
Speaker 3: But you're turned off by the idea of a guy

990
00:45:58,719 --> 00:46:02,000
Speaker 3: who spends every lunch break going into a nap store

991
00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:04,960
Speaker 3: and hanging out a nap store. Well, sorry, so a

992
00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:09,600
Speaker 3: furniture store and earned a reputation as a napper.

993
00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:12,799
Speaker 2: Honestly though, rebranding a furniture store to the nap store.

994
00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:14,640
Speaker 3: So well, then everybody's gonna be doing it.

995
00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:17,520
Speaker 1: I think you should give him a second chance on

996
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:17,879
Speaker 1: that line.

997
00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:19,759
Speaker 3: I think you should at least hear him out on

998
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:22,160
Speaker 3: what he has to say, Lucy, because he is on

999
00:46:22,239 --> 00:46:26,960
Speaker 3: the other line right now listening, unless he fell asleep

1000
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:32,960
Speaker 3: in his nerving. So chatty there, yeah, I'm here, Hi.

1001
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:37,160
Speaker 15: Yeah, Hi, chat It is so weird that you have

1002
00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:39,160
Speaker 15: a reputation as a guy who naps in public.

1003
00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:42,040
Speaker 14: I mean, I don't understand what the big deal is.

1004
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:44,759
Speaker 15: I mean It's like going into a subway and making

1005
00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:45,560
Speaker 15: your own sandwich.

1006
00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:48,719
Speaker 14: You just don't do that. If I could go into

1007
00:46:48,719 --> 00:46:50,520
Speaker 14: some way and make my own sandwich, I do it.

1008
00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:54,440
Speaker 14: But I mean it. I mean it's right near my work.

1009
00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:58,120
Speaker 14: They have nice employees. Obviously, they have really comfy furniture,

1010
00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:01,160
Speaker 14: so they get new furniture in. I get to test

1011
00:47:01,239 --> 00:47:03,840
Speaker 14: like the couches, and I know which ones are like

1012
00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:05,840
Speaker 14: the softest and the best. And that's why I was

1013
00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:07,759
Speaker 14: like zeroed in on the one you bought.

1014
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:13,360
Speaker 15: You nap on the couch that I bought.

1015
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:15,960
Speaker 14: Yeah, I wanted to buy it. I told you it

1016
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:24,200
Speaker 14: was soft. The I mean, skin cells are gross. We're

1017
00:47:24,239 --> 00:47:26,040
Speaker 14: going to go on a date. I mean, you probably

1018
00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:27,120
Speaker 14: have your tongue in my mouth.

1019
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:37,200
Speaker 1: Whoa too much? A good nap is really.

1020
00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:41,239
Speaker 14: Yeah, that's the way I live. Man.

1021
00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:43,879
Speaker 3: We're not talking about if naps are good or not.

1022
00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:46,839
Speaker 3: We're talking about if Lucy is attracted to a man

1023
00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:47,440
Speaker 3: who does that.

1024
00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:50,640
Speaker 7: I don't understand much that he has a moniker his

1025
00:47:50,719 --> 00:47:51,360
Speaker 7: own nicknacks.

1026
00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:54,680
Speaker 2: I still haven't heard a solid reason, Lucy, why this

1027
00:47:54,719 --> 00:47:55,360
Speaker 2: is a turnoff.

1028
00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:57,560
Speaker 3: Explain it to Chad.

1029
00:47:58,120 --> 00:48:00,160
Speaker 15: Guys, it's weird and it's embarrassing.

1030
00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:03,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's only the Kyle Show guy who knows

1031
00:48:03,600 --> 00:48:04,360
Speaker 1: about it, you know.

1032
00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:07,000
Speaker 14: Yeah, we're not going on dates at the furniture store.

1033
00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:09,640
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1034
00:48:09,719 --> 00:48:12,080
Speaker 15: If you really aren't that embarrassed by why didn't you

1035
00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:13,960
Speaker 15: say that when we met? Why weren't you like, Hey,

1036
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:16,160
Speaker 15: I really like this couch. I've been sleeping on it

1037
00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:17,280
Speaker 15: for the last three weeks.

1038
00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:23,560
Speaker 14: Maybe I should have you know, that's weird, Coach.

1039
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:25,040
Speaker 4: That doesn't sound right.

1040
00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:27,839
Speaker 2: You guys sound like you actually have some chemistry here.

1041
00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:30,640
Speaker 2: I don't think that you should let this like get

1042
00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:31,280
Speaker 2: in the way.

1043
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:33,000
Speaker 3: And if you're willing to not let it get in

1044
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,160
Speaker 3: the way, then I guess we're willing to pay for

1045
00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:36,439
Speaker 3: it for your next date.

1046
00:48:37,239 --> 00:48:39,680
Speaker 15: No, because if I like him, now I'm dating the napper,

1047
00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:40,839
Speaker 15: and I just don't want to do that.

1048
00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:47,480
Speaker 1: But he's resourceful, he's friendly, you know, he knows.

1049
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:51,480
Speaker 3: Where tongues go, and hopefully he has enough money to

1050
00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:54,239
Speaker 3: get your couch officially clean, too, Lucy, with all those

1051
00:48:54,239 --> 00:48:55,600
Speaker 3: dead skin cells that he's left on.

1052
00:48:56,040 --> 00:48:57,600
Speaker 1: I would be more worried about the slobbery.

1053
00:48:57,600 --> 00:48:58,200
Speaker 11: Brosy.

1054
00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:01,200
Speaker 14: Hey, Look, I just want to let you know I

1055
00:49:01,239 --> 00:49:04,120
Speaker 14: did not leave any residue on your cat.

1056
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:05,680
Speaker 3: We have to say it.

1057
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:07,239
Speaker 4: I tell every girl I talked to you, I did

1058
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:08,479
Speaker 4: not leave residue on your.

1059
00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:13,160
Speaker 3: Cape looking Jeffrey in the morning. You know, it was

1060
00:49:13,239 --> 00:49:15,799
Speaker 3: interesting to hear broken Alexis's.

1061
00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:17,480
Speaker 1: Take on that cause why you were so anti.

1062
00:49:17,719 --> 00:49:19,120
Speaker 3: I'm not anti. I'm just saying it.

1063
00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:19,799
Speaker 1: Felt like it though.

1064
00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:22,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well it was just if it was me and

1065
00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:24,840
Speaker 3: I walked into a store and I saw the person

1066
00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:27,560
Speaker 3: that I was scheduled to date sleeping there, and I

1067
00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:31,279
Speaker 3: found out all of the employees know that person as

1068
00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:32,160
Speaker 3: the sleeper.

1069
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:33,520
Speaker 1: During much break it was.

1070
00:49:33,719 --> 00:49:36,200
Speaker 3: It's still that would be like, this is kind of weird.

1071
00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:38,360
Speaker 3: I would take a step back and reassessment.

1072
00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:40,640
Speaker 5: It's because we've all slept and taken naps in our

1073
00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:41,160
Speaker 5: car before.

1074
00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:43,799
Speaker 1: He's actually taking a one up from us. But you

1075
00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:45,200
Speaker 1: didn't before.

1076
00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:48,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, do you know what we didn't ask those if

1077
00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:50,040
Speaker 2: he was an ugly sleeper because.

1078
00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:56,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, I also didn't really understand Brooks point that she'd

1079
00:49:56,480 --> 00:49:58,399
Speaker 3: saddle up next to him and spoon him.

1080
00:49:59,239 --> 00:50:01,799
Speaker 1: That the asking out of the couch. Yeah, that's what

1081
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:03,600
Speaker 1: my husband and I do. We need to know if

1082
00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:05,520
Speaker 1: we both fit on the couch together.

1083
00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:09,400
Speaker 3: When they're walking on TV, Oh, that's really sweet.

1084
00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:10,880
Speaker 1: What isn't that important?

1085
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:12,400
Speaker 3: I see it's just when I'm looking at the Textport

1086
00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:14,600
Speaker 3: seventy five nine two, it is split. Some people thought

1087
00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:16,600
Speaker 3: that it was weird. Some people are like, that's awesome.

1088
00:50:16,640 --> 00:50:17,480
Speaker 3: Good for that guy.

1089
00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:21,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, Ednie buys the employees lunch. Yeah, they're taking taking

1090
00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:22,640
Speaker 1: advantage of them.

1091
00:50:22,719 --> 00:50:23,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's why they let it.

1092
00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:25,680
Speaker 3: Let's normalize napping and.

1093
00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:28,880
Speaker 1: Random we're board.

1094
00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:31,359
Speaker 4: Navy today.

1095
00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:32,040
Speaker 8: Do not judge.

1096
00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:34,360
Speaker 3: She wants you to cuddle up right.

1097
00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:36,239
Speaker 1: Next, put on scarves around.

1098
00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:39,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, goscha had all of our second date updates where

1099
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:42,000
Speaker 3: you get your podcasts are available online?

1100
00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:45,120
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1101
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1103
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Speaker 3: want to get married in a rustic barn. Some people

1104
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1105
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1109
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1121
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1122
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Speaker 1: So he's shaking his head, yes.

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Speaker 3: Yes, he is super excited for it. Laser stories coming

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00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:43,000
Speaker 3: up right after this. It's the radio segment that created

1131
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:48,040
Speaker 3: a new dating app combining Tinder and Yoga called Flexi Finder.

1132
00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:54,319
Speaker 3: Will your prospective partner look better? And downward Dog, your

1133
00:52:54,360 --> 00:52:56,399
Speaker 3: match is just one deep stretch away.

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00:52:56,840 --> 00:52:58,120
Speaker 4: Wait, I can't even bend over.

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Speaker 6: All.

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00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:03,239
Speaker 3: Thanks the laser stories. There stragment where we read weird

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00:53:03,239 --> 00:53:05,319
Speaker 3: news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

1138
00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:08,640
Speaker 3: except we've got a laser and those other chakra to

1139
00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:12,560
Speaker 3: a girls, just dumb. This first laser story is out

1140
00:53:12,560 --> 00:53:16,520
Speaker 3: of Australia. There's a crazy story that made the news

1141
00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:18,920
Speaker 3: in Melbourne about a guy in a red Porsche that

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00:53:19,040 --> 00:53:23,120
Speaker 3: caused a deadly crash, then pulled a gun, shot another

1143
00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:27,040
Speaker 3: guy in the arm stolen suv and got in another

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00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:29,960
Speaker 3: wreck before cops finally arrested him.

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Speaker 4: And that's just a normal day in Texas.

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00:53:32,560 --> 00:53:33,960
Speaker 1: Okay, so jealous right now?

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00:53:34,840 --> 00:53:35,560
Speaker 4: Jealous?

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00:53:35,600 --> 00:53:38,840
Speaker 3: So true? But it's going viral, surprisingly, though not for

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00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:42,400
Speaker 3: any of the details I just mentioned. Wow, it's because

1150
00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:45,920
Speaker 3: of the witnesses who were interviewed about it. Two sisters

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00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:49,879
Speaker 3: in their fifties named Bridget and Paula Powers. They are

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00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:54,880
Speaker 3: identical twins, and they told reporters in complete unison about

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00:53:54,880 --> 00:53:57,200
Speaker 3: what they saw saw this.

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Speaker 16: And one guy with mom. He went up there and

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00:54:01,719 --> 00:54:05,920
Speaker 16: he was coming back down towards and he goes, run,

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00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:10,760
Speaker 16: he's got a gun. And our hearts started a pound

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00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:14,879
Speaker 16: and I said, oh Mom, where's mom? And Paul Mam

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00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:18,280
Speaker 16: was sucked up there by apparently our brave mom.

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00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:20,319
Speaker 1: She goes, are you all right?

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00:54:20,480 --> 00:54:23,279
Speaker 16: Because he had all black his face.

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00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:27,319
Speaker 1: And he goes, I'll shoot you. She goes, hey, I'm

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00:54:27,360 --> 00:54:28,200
Speaker 1: needing to hell.

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00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:35,759
Speaker 2: God, it't anything they say. That is what my youngest

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00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:38,040
Speaker 2: kid does to my oldest kid to annoy the crap

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00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:38,560
Speaker 2: out the.

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00:54:40,719 --> 00:54:42,920
Speaker 1: Fifty a little bit.

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00:54:43,040 --> 00:54:45,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, if I was a sister that was actually doing

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00:54:45,320 --> 00:54:47,680
Speaker 2: the talking, I would punch the other sister next to me.

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00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:50,760
Speaker 4: They're sharing them let me talk.

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00:54:50,840 --> 00:54:52,719
Speaker 3: It turns out this wasn't the first taste of the

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00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:56,320
Speaker 3: limelight for these twins. They were Internet famous before this interview,

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00:54:56,680 --> 00:54:59,840
Speaker 3: especially in Australia because Peers Morgan spoke to them on

1173
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:03,120
Speaker 3: Good Morning Britain in twenty sixteen and they told him

1174
00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:05,839
Speaker 3: they do not rehearse this. It's just something they do

1175
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:09,680
Speaker 3: involuntarily because they've been so close for their entire lives.

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00:55:09,719 --> 00:55:11,600
Speaker 1: Can you imagine dating one of these women?

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00:55:11,719 --> 00:55:13,800
Speaker 4: I was gonna say, let's talk about that fantasy.

1178
00:55:13,880 --> 00:55:16,799
Speaker 3: How annoying I must have saying nice things to you.

1179
00:55:17,160 --> 00:55:18,440
Speaker 3: Then it's like a double compliment.

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00:55:18,920 --> 00:55:21,320
Speaker 4: It's like an echo. Yeah, you're handsome, handsome.

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00:55:22,640 --> 00:55:26,640
Speaker 3: This next Lazer story is out of grill talks. Last week,

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00:55:26,760 --> 00:55:30,040
Speaker 3: Red Robin announced that they were selling bottomless Burger passes,

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00:55:30,280 --> 00:55:33,359
Speaker 3: which would get you a burger and bottomless side every

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00:55:33,440 --> 00:55:36,560
Speaker 3: day of the month of May for only twenty dollars total.

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00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:40,200
Speaker 2: Oh wow, along with their bottomless fries.

1186
00:55:40,280 --> 00:55:43,400
Speaker 1: I do some damage.

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00:55:43,560 --> 00:55:48,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, as expected. They sold out instantly, and even worse,

1188
00:55:48,239 --> 00:55:51,880
Speaker 3: their website crashed. So many people weren't even able to

1189
00:55:51,920 --> 00:55:54,719
Speaker 3: get the satisfaction of seeing that they were too late.

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00:55:55,719 --> 00:55:56,240
Speaker 3: You suck.

1191
00:55:56,400 --> 00:55:58,120
Speaker 1: You don't want angry burger people.

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00:55:58,920 --> 00:56:02,640
Speaker 3: Some fans were frustrated invented on social media. One said

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00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:08,000
Speaker 3: I spent literally an hour refreshing for nothing. What incredible incompetence.

1194
00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:10,560
Speaker 2: I feel like admitting that you spent an hour trying

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00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:12,279
Speaker 2: to do this and it didn't work. It should not

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00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:14,040
Speaker 2: be something to the public, like.

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00:56:14,040 --> 00:56:15,279
Speaker 1: Just keep that to yourself.

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00:56:15,320 --> 00:56:18,080
Speaker 3: Another said it was literally easier to get tickets to

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00:56:18,120 --> 00:56:21,000
Speaker 3: Taylor Swift than it was to get a Red Robin Berger.

1200
00:56:21,080 --> 00:56:25,319
Speaker 3: Pass Red Robin did apologize for their website going down,

1201
00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:28,239
Speaker 3: but also took a moment to hype another sweepstakes coming

1202
00:56:28,320 --> 00:56:30,839
Speaker 3: up that offers free burgers for a year.

1203
00:56:32,120 --> 00:56:32,759
Speaker 8: Oh my god.

1204
00:56:32,920 --> 00:56:36,360
Speaker 3: Okay, they've posted details about that on their site, which

1205
00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:39,640
Speaker 3: is back up, but there'll only be twelve winners for it.

1206
00:56:39,880 --> 00:56:45,280
Speaker 3: So that's like Taylor Swift vip tickets. Really start refreshing

1207
00:56:45,280 --> 00:56:48,880
Speaker 3: your browsers. Now, we love this. Next laser story is

1208
00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:51,320
Speaker 3: out of the algorithm lounge.

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00:56:51,800 --> 00:56:52,920
Speaker 4: I try to find this price.

1210
00:56:53,040 --> 00:56:55,840
Speaker 3: It's so hard, so hard to get into it. You

1211
00:56:55,920 --> 00:56:57,919
Speaker 3: might not know this, but being nice to your chat

1212
00:56:57,960 --> 00:57:03,000
Speaker 3: GPT is actually cost companies millions of dollars.

1213
00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:04,600
Speaker 4: Why pa, I thank you?

1214
00:57:04,719 --> 00:57:05,919
Speaker 1: I was going to say what that guy said?

1215
00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:06,080
Speaker 6: What?

1216
00:57:06,960 --> 00:57:10,399
Speaker 3: A Washington Post investigation found that saying please and thank

1217
00:57:10,440 --> 00:57:12,640
Speaker 3: you more than a few times a day to your

1218
00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:16,400
Speaker 3: artificial intelligence bot uses about zero point one four kilowatt

1219
00:57:16,440 --> 00:57:20,240
Speaker 3: hours of electricity. That's about forty six percent of what

1220
00:57:20,280 --> 00:57:23,320
Speaker 3: an average US home uses in an hour. Oh my god,

1221
00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:27,080
Speaker 3: So when you're being nice to it, it's actually using

1222
00:57:27,160 --> 00:57:29,080
Speaker 3: up more energy to process so much.

1223
00:57:29,360 --> 00:57:31,120
Speaker 4: Wow, So please and thank you it costs a lot

1224
00:57:31,120 --> 00:57:31,400
Speaker 4: of money.

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00:57:31,640 --> 00:57:33,640
Speaker 1: What about shut up. Can you write that to it?

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00:57:33,680 --> 00:57:34,520
Speaker 1: Is that also good?

1227
00:57:34,760 --> 00:57:38,200
Speaker 3: That's less it's less energy. Go with that. It can

1228
00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:41,400
Speaker 3: get expensive. But not everyone thinks we should drop the pleasantries.

1229
00:57:42,040 --> 00:57:45,080
Speaker 3: Higher up at Microsoft says that using polite language sets

1230
00:57:45,080 --> 00:57:47,320
Speaker 3: the tone for a professional response.

1231
00:57:48,160 --> 00:57:49,960
Speaker 4: See yeah, I've always said please and thank you.

1232
00:57:50,040 --> 00:57:52,560
Speaker 3: As for the numbers, sixty seven percent of Americans say

1233
00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:55,400
Speaker 3: they sweet talk their AI, while half say they do

1234
00:57:55,440 --> 00:57:57,280
Speaker 3: it because it's just the right thing to do.

1235
00:57:57,400 --> 00:57:58,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's why I do it.

1236
00:57:58,720 --> 00:58:01,000
Speaker 3: And twelve percent of people I hope it might spare

1237
00:58:01,040 --> 00:58:02,680
Speaker 3: them in an AI uprising.

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00:58:02,800 --> 00:58:06,640
Speaker 1: So think they're like, all right, check the list? Is

1239
00:58:06,640 --> 00:58:10,680
Speaker 1: he on the list? Take him out?

1240
00:58:10,880 --> 00:58:14,280
Speaker 3: A shory is out of the people pods? Have you

1241
00:58:14,280 --> 00:58:17,480
Speaker 3: ever noticed that nicknames just aren't as common anymore?

1242
00:58:18,400 --> 00:58:20,360
Speaker 4: Even I give people nicknames though.

1243
00:58:20,560 --> 00:58:22,440
Speaker 2: I finally got a nickname when I was like twenty

1244
00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:25,120
Speaker 2: five from a group of friends, and I loved it.

1245
00:58:25,120 --> 00:58:27,760
Speaker 3: It's Panina, right, But that was like thirty years ago. Broke,

1246
00:58:27,800 --> 00:58:29,400
Speaker 3: I'm saying now they're not as common.

1247
00:58:29,960 --> 00:58:31,280
Speaker 1: It made me feel so special.

1248
00:58:31,520 --> 00:58:34,160
Speaker 3: A writer for The Wall Street Journal claims that they're

1249
00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:35,200
Speaker 3: going extinct.

1250
00:58:35,280 --> 00:58:35,520
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1251
00:58:35,600 --> 00:58:39,200
Speaker 3: The writer has five children age six to eighteen. None

1252
00:58:39,240 --> 00:58:42,040
Speaker 3: of them have been given any nicknames by their pals,

1253
00:58:42,280 --> 00:58:44,520
Speaker 3: and none of their friends seem to have one. E.

1254
00:58:45,040 --> 00:58:46,200
Speaker 4: That's the friends.

1255
00:58:45,840 --> 00:58:48,680
Speaker 1: Fall, that's how you sound like a group of people.

1256
00:58:49,240 --> 00:58:51,720
Speaker 3: And he claims all types of nicknames are in decline,

1257
00:58:51,840 --> 00:58:55,880
Speaker 3: everything from junior to call in your buddy from Dallas texts.

1258
00:58:57,360 --> 00:58:58,760
Speaker 1: It's a good point, I don't think.

1259
00:58:59,040 --> 00:59:01,680
Speaker 2: I mean, I haven't heard one person called my daughter

1260
00:59:01,800 --> 00:59:03,800
Speaker 2: and dog or you know, like what's up.

1261
00:59:03,680 --> 00:59:04,320
Speaker 6: A mom.

1262
00:59:07,720 --> 00:59:08,680
Speaker 3: To the principal's office.

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00:59:08,760 --> 00:59:11,000
Speaker 1: I feel it's like what you call Nate dog.

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00:59:11,800 --> 00:59:12,000
Speaker 14: Yeah.

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00:59:15,120 --> 00:59:17,560
Speaker 3: The writer thinks it's kind of sad because nicknames are

1266
00:59:17,560 --> 00:59:19,919
Speaker 3: almost always a positive thing, or at least a sign

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00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:20,480
Speaker 3: of affection.

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00:59:21,160 --> 00:59:21,360
Speaker 12: Yeah.

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00:59:21,480 --> 00:59:24,320
Speaker 3: He says, even initials like a J or j D

1270
00:59:24,640 --> 00:59:28,520
Speaker 3: seems less common now, partly because parents take their names

1271
00:59:28,840 --> 00:59:31,000
Speaker 3: so much more seriously than they used to.

1272
00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:33,720
Speaker 1: I also think everybody has such different names now.

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00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:35,720
Speaker 3: It's like that years ago you might have called your

1274
00:59:35,760 --> 00:59:40,000
Speaker 3: heavy set friend tiny as a joke, but now you'd

1275
00:59:40,040 --> 00:59:42,240
Speaker 3: be more worried about calling attention to anybody's weight.

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00:59:42,360 --> 00:59:44,360
Speaker 2: There could be something else you could call attention to

1277
00:59:44,480 --> 00:59:46,840
Speaker 2: other than gotta be something else.

1278
00:59:46,960 --> 00:59:48,960
Speaker 1: Nothing else to personality.

1279
00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:52,520
Speaker 3: Same thing goes for calling someone red because they're a ginger.

1280
00:59:53,560 --> 00:59:57,760
Speaker 4: He's just wanted to play that clim.

1281
00:59:59,080 --> 00:59:59,640
Speaker 9: In the room.

1282
01:00:00,520 --> 01:00:02,400
Speaker 3: Everybody go around the room real quick and say a

1283
01:00:02,440 --> 01:00:06,640
Speaker 3: name they wish was allowed to be said. Alexis Go okay,

1284
01:00:06,680 --> 01:00:10,360
Speaker 3: never mind, could have been fun, obviously. Nicknames will never

1285
01:00:10,400 --> 01:00:14,120
Speaker 3: fully go extinct. Plenty of athletes and radio hosts still

1286
01:00:14,200 --> 01:00:17,400
Speaker 3: choose to go buy a nickname like jeff Dogwater de

1287
01:00:17,480 --> 01:00:24,640
Speaker 3: Bo and his trusty sidekick Humper, nicknames that many predict

1288
01:00:24,800 --> 01:00:29,000
Speaker 3: will someday be memorialized in the Radio Hall of Fame

1289
01:00:29,560 --> 01:00:32,760
Speaker 3: dog Waters. There's dog Water to Bo doing his thing,

1290
01:00:32,840 --> 01:00:34,920
Speaker 3: and that sound means Laser Stories has come to an

1291
01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:37,200
Speaker 3: end for the day. We'll do it again, same time

1292
01:00:37,440 --> 01:00:38,040
Speaker 3: on Friday.

1293
01:00:38,400 --> 01:00:40,640
Speaker 6: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1294
01:00:48,720 --> 01:00:51,480
Speaker 3: Brook's been on a hot streak a little bit lately, guys,

1295
01:00:51,720 --> 01:00:55,400
Speaker 3: So I'm playing an eighties song because Brook is a

1296
01:00:55,480 --> 01:01:01,160
Speaker 3: proud eighteen eighties baby who has been just smoking competition lately.

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01:01:01,360 --> 01:01:03,040
Speaker 1: That's right, me and my powdered white wig.

1298
01:01:03,200 --> 01:01:06,960
Speaker 3: But her challenger today is Aaron, who is joining the

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01:01:07,120 --> 01:01:10,920
Speaker 3: millions and millions of protesters all over the country. Begin

1300
01:01:11,040 --> 01:01:15,240
Speaker 3: Brook to stop the streak. Aaron, Welcome to the show

1301
01:01:15,280 --> 01:01:15,800
Speaker 3: how you doing?

1302
01:01:15,880 --> 01:01:17,240
Speaker 6: Now? I'm doing good.

1303
01:01:17,440 --> 01:01:19,320
Speaker 14: I am here to stop Brook right now.

1304
01:01:19,360 --> 01:01:20,959
Speaker 3: That's right, that's my goal.

1305
01:01:21,120 --> 01:01:22,080
Speaker 1: Wait, what'd you say?

1306
01:01:22,480 --> 01:01:24,960
Speaker 3: I said, Brooke, you're an awesome and amazing person. I

1307
01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:26,200
Speaker 3: hope to god, I get Wow.

1308
01:01:26,560 --> 01:01:28,640
Speaker 2: It sounded so different the first time you said it

1309
01:01:28,840 --> 01:01:31,200
Speaker 2: is night be in a long term relationship because you

1310
01:01:31,320 --> 01:01:32,440
Speaker 2: answered that question.

1311
01:01:32,280 --> 01:01:37,440
Speaker 3: Correctly, Well, it's following you into a false sense of security.

1312
01:01:37,520 --> 01:01:39,280
Speaker 1: I'll take it. You have to be lulled.

1313
01:01:39,400 --> 01:01:41,480
Speaker 3: Okay, you go lull yourself out of the studio so

1314
01:01:41,600 --> 01:01:42,919
Speaker 3: we can get the game going.

1315
01:01:42,960 --> 01:01:43,080
Speaker 2: Here.

1316
01:01:43,160 --> 01:01:45,880
Speaker 3: You got thirty seconds answer as many questions erin as possible.

1317
01:01:46,040 --> 01:01:47,480
Speaker 3: If you don't know when, you can say pass. But

1318
01:01:47,600 --> 01:01:49,000
Speaker 3: you have to beat Broke out right if you want

1319
01:01:49,040 --> 01:01:51,680
Speaker 3: to win? Are you ready? I am ready? Good luck,

1320
01:01:51,760 --> 01:01:54,600
Speaker 3: my man. Your time starts now. Twenty years ago to

1321
01:01:54,680 --> 01:01:57,120
Speaker 3: this day, the first video was uploaded to what popular

1322
01:01:57,200 --> 01:01:58,160
Speaker 3: streaming site.

1323
01:02:00,360 --> 01:02:00,800
Speaker 6: Netflix.

1324
01:02:01,080 --> 01:02:03,040
Speaker 3: What do you call the big fancy belt that goes

1325
01:02:03,080 --> 01:02:08,280
Speaker 3: around the stomach on a tuxedo? Number light Year is

1326
01:02:08,320 --> 01:02:12,200
Speaker 3: a fictional tire brand used in What animated Disney franchise.

1327
01:02:18,040 --> 01:02:18,880
Speaker 14: First What.

1328
01:02:19,200 --> 01:02:24,480
Speaker 3: What's the official term for a group of witches? A

1329
01:02:24,560 --> 01:02:28,480
Speaker 3: wicked wicked I don't think took your time with answering

1330
01:02:28,520 --> 01:02:31,720
Speaker 3: those questions very carefully. Aaron, good work there. We'll see

1331
01:02:31,760 --> 01:02:34,360
Speaker 3: how you do against Brook now, because you told our

1332
01:02:34,440 --> 01:02:38,440
Speaker 3: producer the last time you played her you got absolutely crushed,

1333
01:02:39,120 --> 01:02:41,800
Speaker 3: not because Brooke was doing so well, but because you

1334
01:02:42,040 --> 01:02:44,400
Speaker 3: cracked under the pressure. How do you feel like you

1335
01:02:44,520 --> 01:02:45,600
Speaker 3: performed this time around.

1336
01:02:46,320 --> 01:02:48,040
Speaker 14: I feel like there's a couple of cracks in my

1337
01:02:48,160 --> 01:02:49,520
Speaker 14: game again, I don't I don't know.

1338
01:02:50,920 --> 01:02:53,320
Speaker 1: Okay, an egg so fragile?

1339
01:02:53,680 --> 01:02:57,600
Speaker 3: Oh a little bit? Fighting words.

1340
01:02:58,280 --> 01:03:00,560
Speaker 14: I feel like you've been in many relationshs ship saying

1341
01:03:00,640 --> 01:03:04,800
Speaker 14: things like that, Yeah, cycle.

1342
01:03:04,600 --> 01:03:07,280
Speaker 1: Through the only one really good stable one though.

1343
01:03:10,040 --> 01:03:13,800
Speaker 3: Wow, oh my god, words flying, lots of tempers flare

1344
01:03:13,880 --> 01:03:16,240
Speaker 3: in here. We better move on and get to the game. Brook.

1345
01:03:16,280 --> 01:03:17,280
Speaker 1: You ready, Yeah, I'm ready.

1346
01:03:17,360 --> 01:03:20,520
Speaker 3: Your time starts now. Twenty years ago to this day,

1347
01:03:20,840 --> 01:03:23,640
Speaker 3: the first video was uploaded to what popular streaming site

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Speaker 3: oh YouTube. What do you call the big fancy belt

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Speaker 3: that goes around the stomach on a tuxedo?

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Speaker 1: U cumber Bun light Year.

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Speaker 3: Is a fictional tire brand used in What Animated Disney

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Speaker 3: franchise cars. What is the official term for a group

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Speaker 3: of witches coven. The longest hiking only trail in the

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Speaker 3: world is over two thousand miles long and crosses over

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Speaker 3: fourteen states. What's its name?

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Speaker 1: Appalachian Trail.

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Speaker 3: Just snuck the final piece of that answer in. Let's

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Speaker 3: go to the scoreboard to see how you bolted with Jose.

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Speaker 6: Oh you darn.

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Speaker 1: Crazy, Aaron, you got to correct today?

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Speaker 9: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Okay, disappointed?

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Speaker 4: You don't know, Rook, you didn't get one wrong.

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Speaker 3: Hey, but just because he predicted his own loss, let's

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Speaker 3: give him one extra pot. Okay, So now it's a

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Speaker 3: five to three loss. That's more respectable.

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Speaker 12: I like it.

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Speaker 3: Let's go over the answers for everybody though. Twenty years

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Speaker 3: ago to this day, the very first video was uploaded

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Speaker 3: to YouTube. Hey, and look where it went.

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Speaker 1: Wasn't it like a zoo video?

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Speaker 12: Or it was it?

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Speaker 3: Yep? What do you call the big fancy belt that

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Speaker 3: goes around the stomach on a tuxedo? That's a cumber

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Speaker 3: Bund Light Years, the fictional tire brand used in the

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Speaker 3: Cars franchise. The official term for a group of witches

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Speaker 3: is a coven. Of course, Brook knows what that is.

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Speaker 1: A couple.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, The longest hiking only trail in the world is

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Speaker 3: two thousand miles long, crossing fourteen states. That would be

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Speaker 3: the Appalachian Trail.

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Speaker 4: That's hiking only.

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Speaker 1: Specific Crest Trail is short than that. Is that true?

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Speaker 14: My last hike was from the couch to the refrigerator.

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Speaker 1: It's out long, didn't it?

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Speaker 3: Crossing fourteenth fourteen states would be the hint.

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Speaker 1: In that one, right, That's why I said appellation.

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Speaker 4: But the toilet you can call the crapolation trail.

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Speaker 3: Oh, even more treacherous. So it was not enough to

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Speaker 3: win today, Aaron, But good news is just for playing.

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Speaker 3: We are going to give you two tickets to see

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Speaker 3: the Seattle Mariners take on the Miami Marlins on Sunday,

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Speaker 3: April twenty seventh at T Mobile Park on Sunday. Awesome.

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Speaker 3: Say no, it sounds like you said someday, somebody send

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Speaker 3: on random day Sunday.

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Speaker 4: No, it's on Sunday.

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 14: Called me in the morning the day before and let

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Speaker 14: me know where I'm going.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, going to the game. He's gonna hike there.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, that was a lot more than cracks in

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Speaker 1: your game there, buddy.

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Speaker 3: Yes, there was.

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Speaker 1: A black hole.

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Speaker 3: It is just put some epoxyomy.

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Speaker 14: There was some crack involved what feels like, Oh.

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Speaker 1: Okay, don't do that before trivia game.

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Speaker 3: Come back a little bit more, are clear headed, and

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Speaker 3: you can play again soon. We're gonna do Windbrooks Box

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Speaker 3: at the same time

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Speaker 6: Tomorrow Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.