Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season three thirty five,
Speaker 1: Episode three.
Speaker 2: Of Third Daily's Gay Ye Prediction about heart Radio.
Speaker 1: Okay, to the podcast where we take a deep Davida
Speaker 1: Mary share consciousness. And it is Wednesday, April twenty fourth,
Speaker 1: twenty twenty four four two four two four four fourteen four.
Speaker 2: Folks, it's National bucket list Day. So why don't you
Speaker 2: cross something off that list? The image that is here
Speaker 2: to support the day looks very confusing, has like a
Speaker 2: sphinx and then what looks like an airline like someone
Speaker 2: hijacked a plane. Whatever. Look, dude, to do something that
Speaker 2: you blays want to do. Stop food waste Day, National
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Speaker 2: the administrative professionals because it's your day, National administrative.
Speaker 1: National Administrative Officials Day. Professionals, professionals, Okay.
Speaker 2: The people who do the real work for management. I
Speaker 2: think it's really hope what we're saying there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, shout out to them. All I can say about
Speaker 1: my bucket list is swish, I get buckets.
Speaker 2: On my bucket list.
Speaker 1: I'm just knit getting bucket buckets off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we both crossed them off on our bucket list.
Speaker 2: We wanted both of our respective NBA teams to lose
Speaker 2: more dramatic, disgusting way possible. And we did it, folks,
Speaker 2: We did it anyway. Nuggets and four.
Speaker 1: My name's Jack O'Brien aka Soma is what they will
Speaker 1: take when solar eclipse.
Speaker 3: Happens, Matt leeb he is coming mats courtesy of my
Speaker 3: Virgo moon in reference to our eclipse at where we were.
Speaker 2: Talking about I could.
Speaker 1: I don't think I can remember the name of the drugs,
Speaker 1: but Soma is what the Greeks with, how they got.
Speaker 2: Down and parted someone's our pills.
Speaker 1: There's still pills.
Speaker 2: I mean I remember Soma's from high school. Oh ship, Yeah,
Speaker 2: people still the muscle relaxed or fire recall correctly from
Speaker 2: my high school pharmaceutical days, is it?
Speaker 1: I wonder if that's just like a pharmaceutical company like
Speaker 1: cam used that name like trademark that must have if
Speaker 1: it has something in common with the old ancient Greek
Speaker 1: So really.
Speaker 2: They still make them? Yeah, they still make them. They
Speaker 2: still make them under the grist. I can follow so
Speaker 2: much that joined by.
Speaker 1: Drug dealer who hangs out outside of middle school?
Speaker 2: How many you need?
Speaker 4: Jack?
Speaker 2: This dude is still some so much. What is it
Speaker 2: ninety eight?
Speaker 1: I'm thrilled to be joined as always by my co host,
Speaker 1: mister Miles.
Speaker 2: Grab A Ka Yeah, the former Catholic school of street
Speaker 2: pharmacist Lord of Lancasham, the showgun with no gun, Miles
Speaker 2: Gray AKA for a.
Speaker 5: Subway tuna that will taste just fine, something full of
Speaker 5: turtles in.
Speaker 2: Save some time. Shout out lockerone for that one, you
Speaker 2: know on my love of subway tuna. Might have turtles in, it,
Speaker 2: might have yoga matt in, it doesn't matter, but we
Speaker 2: still love it, Dolby folks. We do, Yeah, we do.
Speaker 1: It's all about the texture. It doesn't matter. It's just
Speaker 1: bos from mats.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's fine, it's fine. There's enough mail in it. Miles.
Speaker 1: We are thrilled to be joined in our third seats
Speaker 1: by one of our favorite middle school drug dealers, hilarious
Speaker 1: stand up comedian, actor, musician. You can listen to his
Speaker 1: podcast cole Brew Got Me Like anywhere. Fine podcasts are
Speaker 1: given away for free. Book The Vice King Anthology available
Speaker 1: anywhere fine books are sold. Yeah, the poetry window is
Speaker 1: open because it's Chris motherfucking Craft.
Speaker 2: I got my.
Speaker 5: AKA since nobody gives me any last time, Miles, you
Speaker 5: missed that just recently I had, you know, I.
Speaker 2: Make up my own akas now oh hell yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: yeah yeah.
Speaker 5: And she's by this stairway to Chris Crofting.
Speaker 2: A whole lot of Chris Crompton, a lot of Chris Crompton.
Speaker 2: There we go, Oh my god, go to your one
Speaker 2: more for you.
Speaker 5: I got one more for you because Miles back and
Speaker 5: I haven't done a show with Miles in a while.
Speaker 2: Give him a special one. Then through the desert on
Speaker 2: a horse named Chris Crofton. There you go. I think
Speaker 2: those are the original lyrics for some studio notes.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so like I got an a ka, no one
Speaker 5: gives me any, but there, there you go.
Speaker 1: There they are.
Speaker 2: They're beautiful.
Speaker 1: Well it's not like you're a poet and songwriter singer songwriter, right, yeah, I.
Speaker 5: Almost forgot Thank you for pointing that out.
Speaker 2: I'm not a big Neil Young guy, but that is
Speaker 2: the one Neil Young song that I really like. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I figured I figured this is the duo. It'd be like, hey, guys,
Speaker 2: I've never spoke to Neil Young before. What do you good?
Speaker 5: Oh than that, it's not Neil Young's it's goddamn America.
Speaker 2: It just sounded like it's very, very forgiving of that.
Speaker 2: Miles is like, let's start the show over. Yeah no,
Speaker 2: I mean that that's just I mean that shows you
Speaker 2: how little I fucked with Neil Young, because I'm yeah,
Speaker 2: that one Neil Young song that ain't.
Speaker 1: One Now that one is actually good, you know, like Harvest.
Speaker 2: That's the best.
Speaker 1: I definitely thought that was a Neil Young song for
Speaker 1: most of my childhood. But I'm not a child anymore,
Speaker 1: am I? Miles?
Speaker 2: Okay, now hold on, man, let me play some rap music.
Speaker 2: I could turn the tables on, you know, stuff with that.
Speaker 2: But yeah, no, that's so funny. Wait, so this is
Speaker 2: the thing that people at the time. Was it meant
Speaker 2: to be like, hey, let's let's kind of fucking ride
Speaker 2: the Neil Young wave to the charts. Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think they were blatant, right, Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 1: I think they were basically like, you know that Neil
Speaker 1: Young fuck is a Canadian. Well we're America, right, okay,
Speaker 1: and we're gonna we're gonna sing Neil Young songs for Americans.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you want to know all you need to know?
Speaker 2: Did I think it was Neil Young just because it
Speaker 2: sounds like Neil Young, exactly like Neil Young. Okay, all right,
Speaker 2: I'm like, am I that fucking off? Like you're gonna
Speaker 2: take all this out?
Speaker 1: I don't give He's never been wrong about anything. In
Speaker 1: a final cut of the episode.
Speaker 2: They're gonna actually edit it. So I said that it
Speaker 2: was Young, Oh my god, Jack, you didn't know it
Speaker 2: was America. You should totally do that on perfect. I
Speaker 2: love that Neil Young song. I've always thought that is
Speaker 2: my favorite band.
Speaker 1: I'm a child. But did you also think that? Did
Speaker 1: you also think the Steelers Wheel song the Left a
Speaker 1: Joker to the Ray was Bob Dylan?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 2: I never had. I think if you asked me and
Speaker 2: you played it, I would have probably said that. Yeah.
Speaker 1: They were actually making fun of Bob Dylan when they
Speaker 1: recorded that. So I love that, and it's like their
Speaker 1: only hit. They're like, hey, Bob Dylan, this is you.
Speaker 1: That's the way you sound like, idiot, and then this
Speaker 1: is your only good song man.
Speaker 5: This America was a band that uh fucking what's his name?
Speaker 5: George Martin produced after the Beatles. Oh really, yeah, I
Speaker 5: don't know why, though, I've wondered about America, Like, I
Speaker 5: don't think anyone, well, what do I know? Maybe maybe
Speaker 5: people did accuse them of being a Neil Young knockoff,
Speaker 5: but I can see where you think that was a
Speaker 5: Neil Young song. And uh, I don't know why George
Speaker 5: Martin really got involved got involved with them.
Speaker 2: They're good band, but I mean, I guess I don't know.
Speaker 2: But I was the UK based because even though they
Speaker 2: were americcause they were all I'm reading they were all
Speaker 2: Air Force brats in England and that's how they met.
Speaker 5: Oh shit, I don't know, but I just know that
Speaker 5: you all you need to know about the boomers and
Speaker 5: having a wide open economy compared to now is you
Speaker 5: you could name your band America.
Speaker 2: Yeah that was available, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right easy. Yeah, So I named my band America.
Speaker 1: We had a smash single. I was able to use
Speaker 1: that money to buy the entire state of Kentucky, and
Speaker 1: uh the real estate was cheap. And now I'm basically royalty.
Speaker 2: What's your band called with Chicago? What about you, Boston?
Speaker 2: That's what's let's fucking talk about privilege.
Speaker 5: Now, kids gotten in their bands like Capital all capitals,
Speaker 5: you know, naa Jabba one being like Jabba. What's Jabba?
Speaker 5: He's a singer songwriter.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it sounds like Neil Young, Yeah, yeah, but doesn't
Speaker 1: have any of the bowels in.
Speaker 2: It, except he's called Jabba. How can you have the
Speaker 2: name Jabba with no vowels? That's kind of wild. That's
Speaker 2: jb And you're like, it's pronounced jaba, bro, And what
Speaker 2: kind of misic do you do?
Speaker 5: That sounds like John Denver, Yeah, pretty.
Speaker 2: Much another person who named themselves after a Come.
Speaker 5: On, wow, guy, the economy was wide open. Hey, you
Speaker 5: want to dig a you want to dig a gold mine?
Speaker 5: Or name your vand America Either one's open gold mine
Speaker 5: right there or.
Speaker 2: I don't know who owns that way and go ahead
Speaker 2: knock yourself out.
Speaker 1: We're just not sure. We didn't we didn't check the cards,
Speaker 1: but go for it. I don't see anyone there right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. And if they're not, no take backsies, No
Speaker 2: take backsies. Chris. We're thrilled to have you here.
Speaker 1: We're going to get to know you a little bit
Speaker 1: better in a moment. First, we're gonna tell the listeners
Speaker 1: a couple of the things we're talking about today. There's
Speaker 1: a new there's a new theory coming out of the
Speaker 1: rate about what's going on with Donald Trump at his trial,
Speaker 1: why he keeps going to sleep and all that stuff
Speaker 1: allegedly not Yeah, that's one fake news.
Speaker 2: So we're going to talk about that.
Speaker 1: It feels like they're trying a tactic that was used
Speaker 1: by the mafia for men years whenever they would stand
Speaker 1: to trial. So we'll talk about that. And NASA's voyage
Speaker 1: or one probe has finally been unscrambled to start making
Speaker 1: sense again. It stopped making sense like the talking heads.
Speaker 1: It's making sense again. All right, good, So that's good.
Speaker 1: I just want to make as many late seventies early
Speaker 1: eighties music references as I possibly can please. All right,
Speaker 1: but before we get to any of that shit, Chris Crofton,
Speaker 1: we do like to ask our guests, what is something
Speaker 1: from your search history?
Speaker 5: Well, I'm gonna do change it up. I'm gonna tell
Speaker 5: you what something something real. I'm gonna tell you something
Speaker 5: like well not real. But you know, I'm not gonna
Speaker 5: tell you about like a humans documentary or come on,
Speaker 5: but you know we should still check that out. But
Speaker 5: I've been googling pulmonary nodule ever since I broke my
Speaker 5: shoulder in January. I broke my shoulder in January and
Speaker 5: the ice and then when they X rayed it, they
Speaker 5: found well, they thought was a bruise on my lung
Speaker 5: from like when I hit the steps. I slipped on
Speaker 5: my front steps and one one stare broke my rib
Speaker 5: and the other stare broke my shoulder. And when I
Speaker 5: when they did the x ray, you know, so I
Speaker 5: was like, the doctor gave me morphine and he said,
Speaker 5: you don't need surgery. And then he asked me why
Speaker 5: I was in a good mood. I think I've been
Speaker 5: through through this with you guys.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 5: But he asked me why I was such a He said, you,
Speaker 5: I don't understand your affect. Yeah, he was like, you
Speaker 5: seem too happy.
Speaker 2: AI powered medical bot. I do not understand your because
Speaker 2: you were on morphine.
Speaker 5: That's what I told him. I said, well, you gave
Speaker 5: me morphine. And also just this isn't like I broke
Speaker 5: my hip in twenty eighteen and that was fucking so
Speaker 5: this is.
Speaker 2: Not a broken hips.
Speaker 5: I'm already like in a decent like I'm walking around,
Speaker 5: you know, my arm's in a sling, but who cares
Speaker 5: compared to that anyway. So then he's like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 5: and by the way, we found this pulmonary nodule. And
Speaker 5: then all of a sudden everything went you know. I
Speaker 5: was like, oh God, what the hell's that? You know,
Speaker 5: you hear pulmonary. You don't have pulmonary ever, you don't
Speaker 5: want to hear pulmonary.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So then like he.
Speaker 5: Was like, oh, well, they're normally you know, they might
Speaker 5: be it might be nothing. You have a thirteen millimeter
Speaker 5: pulmonary nodule. It's just like a little growth in your
Speaker 5: lung and you should have it checked. So then I
Speaker 5: was like spun out for like a couple of days
Speaker 5: and then yeah, but I couldn't get an appointment with
Speaker 5: a pomonologist until well, at first they offered May, so
Speaker 5: I was like, well, and then they found a person
Speaker 5: who could see me in March, so that still gave
Speaker 5: me a couple of months.
Speaker 1: So I just sort of like spin out.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I did forget about it eventually because I
Speaker 5: googled it and it was like most pulmonary nondeles eighty
Speaker 5: five percent of them or nothing scar tissue from previous
Speaker 5: illnesses or whatever it is, but you usually non malignant
Speaker 5: but there they prefer to be the non malignant ones,
Speaker 5: like you're looking at hopefully five millimeters eight millimeters. Thirteen
Speaker 5: was a little big, but still it was like most
Speaker 5: of these are nothing. So I kind of put it
Speaker 5: out of my mind because it was a couple months
Speaker 5: and I really did, which is a testament to like
Speaker 5: fucking therapy and zoloft, because it was the old days.
Speaker 5: Like if it was when I was younger, before I
Speaker 5: addressed my real anxiety that or I don't know anyway,
Speaker 5: I would have worried down, stopped those whole two months.
Speaker 5: So the fact that I was even able to go
Speaker 5: back to my regular life was was was kind of nice.
Speaker 5: And then and then when I went to get it,
Speaker 5: I got went to the doctor.
Speaker 2: They did, they did.
Speaker 5: He said, yeah, you have a thirteen million millimeters thing,
Speaker 5: and we gotta look. We gotta look at it, you know,
Speaker 5: because it's kind of big. You know, it's not you know,
Speaker 5: it's not huge, but he's like, we gotta look at it.
Speaker 2: So you're gonna do a pet scan.
Speaker 5: So a pet scan is like you you know, it's
Speaker 5: a cancer. Generally, it's a cancer test to see if
Speaker 5: like sort of nodules and things are active, like you
Speaker 5: want it to be dead, you want it to be
Speaker 5: scar tish, you want you want it to be not active, right, right.
Speaker 2: So I so I go.
Speaker 5: And get the pet scan and they put die in
Speaker 5: your arm and stuff, and I don't mind that stuff
Speaker 5: because like I wasn't parented properly. So like when I
Speaker 5: went the doctor, I feel like I'm finally like getting
Speaker 5: some I really actually.
Speaker 2: Really yes, I really do. I really do. You guys
Speaker 2: are laughing. That's too hard to laugh and that hard
Speaker 2: at that. Dude, we were just talking before. I was like,
Speaker 2: you're gonna fucking say some bummers ship.
Speaker 5: But I let into this Miles, Miles and Miles like
Speaker 5: I was telling Miles beforehand.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this has been quite a couple of months for me.
Speaker 2: It really has. It's been.
Speaker 5: It's been the worst few months of my life. But
Speaker 5: I'm so happy now though. I mean, I got through.
Speaker 2: It, and so then they did the scan and then
Speaker 2: they're like, all it's you're all clear.
Speaker 5: No no, no, no, no no, That's why I'm going
Speaker 5: through the going through the scary version. So I go
Speaker 5: to get the pet scan and I feel great because
Speaker 5: I like people like touching.
Speaker 2: Me and stuff. You know, like putting things in my
Speaker 2: arms to like I will get a haircut just to
Speaker 2: have somebody touch.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it feels good. It's something. There's something really wrong
Speaker 5: about that. Miles looks like he was parted correctly.
Speaker 1: That's because fucking squinting and really yucking on this one.
Speaker 2: I was never in to I didn't know Jack. I
Speaker 2: would be more. I would be so much more affectionate
Speaker 2: with you in person. Man, You know I love give
Speaker 2: you a little between the shoulder blades, a little because
Speaker 2: every time every time I hugged jack he he releases
Speaker 2: the hug first. That's how I know. Say I release
Speaker 2: a black dye, forms a cloud around man, then I
Speaker 2: that I'm blinded. Moments that I retreat.
Speaker 1: But every time I hugged Jackie at least a cloud
Speaker 1: of black guys.
Speaker 2: Are you breaking into aquariums again? That's what it is,
Speaker 2: all right, I'm sorry.
Speaker 5: That's like an Irish person hugging an Irish person like
Speaker 5: they've never been touched till they went.
Speaker 2: To the freeze.
Speaker 5: You go to the barber, Yeah, the first time you
Speaker 5: ever touched, you go to the barber.
Speaker 2: I went to a barber once. You ever going to
Speaker 2: a barber.
Speaker 5: Where they give you the whole treatment with the hot
Speaker 5: towel and everything. Yeah, and then like an Irish guy
Speaker 5: doesn't know what to do. You know, I'm like, am
Speaker 5: I supposed to be able to moan? Am I supposed
Speaker 5: to go?
Speaker 2: Barb was in love with me? Daddy, here this fool
Speaker 2: goes again. He's probably can go to the barber and
Speaker 2: be like, Yo, this barber is down to fucking go
Speaker 2: out with me. I'm pretty sure Barbar is down to fun.
Speaker 2: Barbara said was different than the other customers that come here.
Speaker 5: Every name Barbar's down to fuck. But I never come.
Speaker 5: I was talking to Miles before this, or just about
Speaker 5: a time on the show, and I.
Speaker 2: Let's clarify one thing I do. Come on PET scans anyway.
Speaker 5: So I got back back to PT scans, so I
Speaker 5: got I got the.
Speaker 2: Results sent to me in a portal.
Speaker 5: Yeah right, Well the doctor looked at him. So I
Speaker 5: look at the portal and I've got the labs. But
Speaker 5: I'm not a doctor, so I'm like, well they must not.
Speaker 5: They wouldn't send them to me if they're bad, Like,
Speaker 5: they wouldn't send me bad news for me to look
Speaker 5: at before the doctor, would they well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they would. So it says active.
Speaker 5: It says activity, it says concerning, it says all this,
Speaker 5: all this horrible stuff. So that's when I'm like, oh
Speaker 5: my god. Then the doctor calls me the next day
Speaker 5: and he's like, yeah, there's the two things lit up.
Speaker 5: The nodule lit up, and the and the and the
Speaker 5: lymph node nearby lit up. So I'm like, okay, I'm dead,
Speaker 5: you know. But he was like, this is not necessarily cancer.
Speaker 5: He's like it cancer is one of the things it
Speaker 5: could be, but there's a lot of other things it
Speaker 5: could be. But we're gonna do a broncoscaby. So two
Speaker 5: weeks ago, two days before I was on the show,
Speaker 5: I had the broncoscope. And the reason I was in
Speaker 5: a good Enough.
Speaker 4: Movie the day Blake episode days before Chris, but I
Speaker 4: got I had just gotten good news in the sense
Speaker 4: that they did the broncoscopy, which is a big deal.
Speaker 5: I full anesthesia in debated needle down the throat with
Speaker 5: a camera to take it. He took a biopsy of
Speaker 5: the of the lymph node and the and the nodule.
Speaker 5: And then but then when I was in recovery, the
Speaker 5: doctor said like right after I woke up. The doctor
Speaker 5: comes in and gives you, talks to you, which is
Speaker 5: insane by itself because I'm like, I don't know.
Speaker 2: What he said.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so he's like, he said, your lungs look fine.
Speaker 5: He's like, they look good because I told him he
Speaker 5: used to smoke a lot. It's like they looked really fine,
Speaker 5: he said. And what I saw did not look like
Speaker 5: did not look like cancer to me. And then everyone said, oh,
Speaker 5: if that's if they said that, that means that it's
Speaker 5: it's probably not because they would not say that. They're
Speaker 5: like doctors don't say so I felt much better and
Speaker 5: that's why I was able to do the show. And
Speaker 5: then and then and then on Monday, they called me
Speaker 5: last last Monday, so like whatever it was, though what
Speaker 5: days today, I don't even know he's there.
Speaker 2: Whatever it was day last Monday.
Speaker 5: Yeah, So like that day I got a call and
Speaker 5: they said, you don't have cancer, fuck dude, And they
Speaker 5: said I didn't need anything. They said, what you have
Speaker 5: is histoplasmosis, which then I googled that. So first I've
Speaker 5: been googling pulmonary nodule over and over and watching YouTube
Speaker 5: videos about pulmonary nodice, which turns out there's fit tons
Speaker 5: of them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course, and you're gonna find them and watch
Speaker 2: all of them. And I'm sure that didn't help it.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's all I watched.
Speaker 5: I went from abandoned minds to pulmonary nodules in a
Speaker 5: flash and U and then and then I went to uh, yeah, histoplasmosis,
Speaker 5: which is something from a like the environment, like an
Speaker 5: allergen that turns into a little infection. And they said,
Speaker 5: you don't need to do anything. But then I got
Speaker 5: so I went from thinking I had cancer to nothing, like,
Speaker 5: you don't need to do anything, you're fine, and then
Speaker 5: I just like went kind of felt kind of insane. Yeah, man, anyway,
Speaker 5: so I'm all, I'm all better. And just to say,
Speaker 5: like if you do get if you're over fifty and uh, god.
Speaker 1: Forbid and you and I wouldn't.
Speaker 2: Yes, I mean, you know, and I'm a hair over fifty.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, fifty five, but you know that's
Speaker 1: just that's a hair, that's a little roundings a couple
Speaker 1: of hairs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not that far into them.
Speaker 5: And then uh, you should probably get a cat an
Speaker 5: X ray or cat scan. You're supposed to get a
Speaker 5: cat scan every year. No one knows that ship and
Speaker 5: no one will do it. But if you used to smoke,
Speaker 5: the thing is, this is the way they find lung cancer.
Speaker 5: So I would have been lucky because lungs don't have
Speaker 5: nerve endings in them. I did not know that. So
Speaker 5: when you get lung cancer, the reason they find it's
Speaker 5: usually stage four is because that's when you start feel
Speaker 5: affecting other thing. You can't breathe, whatever, that stuff. But
Speaker 5: the most lung cancer they catch early is through these other.
Speaker 2: Events like breaking your shoulders.
Speaker 5: So you know, no one's just just in general, like,
Speaker 5: if you're over fifty and you used to smoke a lot,
Speaker 5: you might want to get an occasional cat scan, which,
Speaker 5: of course you know if you have an extra couple
Speaker 5: of thousand bucks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I just have.
Speaker 1: I actually have a built in one, so I'll just
Speaker 1: start doing doing them more often.
Speaker 5: There we need to do home cat scans. These things
Speaker 5: do not look like complicated. My brother said, you look
Speaker 5: at those machines. He's like, you know they're paid for.
Speaker 2: Have you seen I just saw a video recently of
Speaker 2: one that was outside of like it's shielding firing up
Speaker 2: and you're really, oh my god.
Speaker 1: Then it's like a transformer, like transforming in a Michael
Speaker 1: Bay film.
Speaker 2: And once it that shit really starts like rotating, you're like,
Speaker 2: holy shit, dude, this thing like has like the power
Speaker 2: to move. Oh so it's worth the money. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 2: you're making money on this thing.
Speaker 5: I looked at it when I was in there, and
Speaker 5: you know, of course, when you're in there, they're like,
Speaker 5: we're just going to do one more cat scan and
Speaker 5: you're like, oh, but uh, you know, like are you sure,
Speaker 5: like how much you know, how much does it cost?
Speaker 5: They should have a thing like on a gas you know,
Speaker 5: on a gas thing where you can see the money.
Speaker 2: The money going up right every rotation. You're not giving
Speaker 2: me another cat's skin. I don't care what I got.
Speaker 1: There was a when I went to the Kentucky Derby
Speaker 1: one time there was a house just like a private
Speaker 1: house that had an ATM machine in its yard by
Speaker 1: like right by the thing. And I've always that changed
Speaker 1: the way I like thought, I was like, what if
Speaker 1: like you could just like open a private shop like
Speaker 1: or a private like ATM whatever you wanted, Like, what
Speaker 1: if you could just have a cat scan at your house.
Speaker 1: That like people were like, oh yeah, you go buy
Speaker 1: this dude's house and get your get your lungs check.
Speaker 2: It's yeah, he's he's not a tech so he can't
Speaker 2: make sense of it, but he will send it to
Speaker 2: a doctor, send it to you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, in a portal, and you can look at it.
Speaker 2: It's in his backyard. Is look at this thing, fucking go.
Speaker 2: This is a cat scan machine firing up like uncovered.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Yeah, and it's like barely getting fired up.
Speaker 2: Now what does it look like? Jack?
Speaker 1: It looks like the large hay drunk collider, Like I
Speaker 1: what I imagine the large hay drunk collider.
Speaker 5: Looks like the inside is completely full of clock radios.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like like like a window, a window AC unit
Speaker 2: or something. Yeah, they put a bunch of decommissioned clock
Speaker 2: radios in a Yeah, translucent corded telephones that think it
Speaker 2: doesn't it doesn't, Yes, it does not. It doesn't look
Speaker 2: that complicated.
Speaker 1: But we're surrounded by technological miracles and we're just like,
Speaker 1: could you make it quieter? It's too loud?
Speaker 2: Jack? Kind of annoying to me.
Speaker 5: Jack O'Brien's smog tests can scan scan.
Speaker 2: At m keys made and legal services and legal service.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that there is that one service the
Speaker 1: people who like witness you sign a document.
Speaker 2: The notary public like that one.
Speaker 1: Is just like a dude who walks around with some
Speaker 1: papers and like pulls up to your house, you know.
Speaker 2: So like I.
Speaker 5: Feel like, yeah, I feel like we should have more.
Speaker 1: Of that stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a great bullshit job. Fucking notaries. Yeah, they
Speaker 2: make good money those ship. Yeah, fuck those guys. Let's uh,
Speaker 2: let's take a quick break.
Speaker 1: And I wonder how how often they're just asked repeating people,
Speaker 1: Oh you think you're better than me, well because I
Speaker 1: sign this in front of you and means.
Speaker 5: Something or are they all drunk and parties and like
Speaker 5: people are like can you notarize this? They're like, I'm
Speaker 5: not really supposed.
Speaker 2: To the notaries, Like, I mean, to be fair, Without
Speaker 2: my stamp, this isn't going to be an authenticated legal document. Go, oh,
Speaker 2: it's you're a tough guy. We got them real drunk. Wow,
Speaker 2: but to choke you out, choke out the notary.
Speaker 1: All right, let's take a quick break. We'll be right back,
Speaker 1: and we're back and Chris crofton, we do like to ask,
Speaker 1: I guess if there's something you think is underrated.
Speaker 5: Yes, I think it's underrated. A couple of things that
Speaker 5: are underrated. First of all, it's underrated that more people
Speaker 5: aren't talking about the fact that I'm going on a
Speaker 5: short tour with Neil Hamburger in motion, which is why
Speaker 5: I wanted to. Well, I asked Justin or Victor if
Speaker 5: I could come on the show so I could talk
Speaker 5: about it. And this is the good news that you're
Speaker 5: looking for.
Speaker 2: Miles. Yes, please me, because I I don't want to
Speaker 2: laugh at your misfortune. And I know I really, I
Speaker 2: really have. I've talked about it in a bunch on Colebrew.
Speaker 5: Got me like like I've been really it's but it's
Speaker 5: made it. It's made it an interesting show. But it
Speaker 5: is like a little bit darker than usual. You know,
Speaker 5: it's not about Bigfoot as much, not all Bigfoot. It's
Speaker 5: not all big Foot in Billy Squire like.
Speaker 2: Normal drop the big beat. That's Billy Squire, right, that
Speaker 2: is Billy Squire. Yea, that's Neil. That's a hip hop
Speaker 2: Sam Young, Neil Young joint.
Speaker 5: If I've ever heard one, oh ship Neil so uh,
Speaker 5: Neil Hamburger and me are gonna I can't remember that.
Speaker 2: I can't find the damn site, but you.
Speaker 5: Can't find the stupid and this whole reason, I'm like,
Speaker 5: I scheduled the show so I could be like, yeah,
Speaker 5: fuck it, I'll I'm not gonna promote it. So Wednesday,
Speaker 5: May fifteenth and Sioux Falls.
Speaker 1: At Icon at the Icon Event Hall. Yes, certainly, Wow,
Speaker 1: oh you already do you know what that is? I'm
Speaker 1: just looking at make.
Speaker 2: You that out?
Speaker 5: Yeah, Oh, Claire Wisconsin, the Plus on the sixteenth, on
Speaker 5: the seventeenth, Milwaukee at the Laughing Tap and uh, Saint
Speaker 5: Paul on the eighteenth at the Turf Club, And I
Speaker 5: think one of those nights, like I think the Saint
Speaker 5: Paul want maybe we're doing two shows that night.
Speaker 2: Cool.
Speaker 5: So that's super exciting, And I'm gonna book a show
Speaker 5: here in town. You know, I haven't done stand up
Speaker 5: in a while, and I really like it, you know, yeah,
Speaker 5: And I'm every time.
Speaker 2: I do shows, I feel better.
Speaker 5: So I mean, just in light of these last few months,
Speaker 5: because you know myles, you know my mom got bitten
Speaker 5: by the cat?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 5: No, Okay, did I talk about that on the last show?
Speaker 1: Jack, I don't think, so your mom got bitten by
Speaker 1: the cat.
Speaker 2: Okay, no, and she almost died.
Speaker 5: So for the month before this pulmonary nodule, for a
Speaker 5: whole month, my mother was in the hospital a month,
Speaker 5: three hospitals, and I took her, We all took her
Speaker 5: from hospital to hospital. Because of this healthcare system is
Speaker 5: just detranged, and and every time a doctor leaves the room,
Speaker 5: another doctor comes in who doesn't know anything about anything.
Speaker 2: It just says, so, what's going on in here? And
Speaker 2: I was like, over and over all day long, I
Speaker 2: just knew. People come in and go, well, it looks
Speaker 2: like she why is your mom here?
Speaker 5: She looks fine, and you're like, well, because of this,
Speaker 5: and they're like, oh shit, good things, she's here.
Speaker 2: And then they're like see you later. And someone else
Speaker 2: comes in, Oh shit, fucking crazy.
Speaker 5: And I think it's because and this happens in the
Speaker 5: business world.
Speaker 2: Now, you guys might know.
Speaker 5: I don't know if iHeart has this thing where you
Speaker 5: don't put things in notes, like you don't write things
Speaker 5: down for legal reasons, so doctors don't. Since doctors are
Speaker 5: sort of like independent contractors, they don't want.
Speaker 2: To leave a paper trail.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so they won't communicate because they don't want to
Speaker 5: put anything in writing because if they have been writing
Speaker 5: and they misdiagnosed, then it's so.
Speaker 2: I think fear of lawsuits.
Speaker 5: Basically has made it this really surreal experience to be
Speaker 5: in the hospital because you're not getting all the information
Speaker 5: and you don't know why, and you don't know why
Speaker 5: people aren't communicating anyway. So my mom almost died from
Speaker 5: her own cat biting her, and and she's back home.
Speaker 1: There is an infection that came.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, we should have just made this whole show. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I should have from the top. Everything should have been
Speaker 5: underrated cat bites, overrated cat bites, Internet search cat bites.
Speaker 5: The cat cat have have crazy bacteria and they're just exotic.
Speaker 5: They're animals, you know, I guess you know what they're
Speaker 5: they're they're they're they're you know, they're they're they're. They
Speaker 5: have just different kind of bacteria than we have. We
Speaker 5: have bacteria stomachs and stuff. They have kind of wild bacteria,
Speaker 5: you know, or wild compared to ours.
Speaker 2: No whatever, I don't know what I'm talking about. I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 5: He just got hung up in some looper. He just
Speaker 5: kept saying wild bacteria and then the show ended. They
Speaker 5: said they ended the show early, and then I don't
Speaker 5: know what happened.
Speaker 2: The only thing I learned was that Jack didn't know
Speaker 2: that horse with No Name wasn't a Neil Young. Oh
Speaker 2: my god, I like that. That's gonna be crazy.
Speaker 5: In the editing, though, Miles just said, I don't give
Speaker 5: a ship.
Speaker 2: I want to isolate it. Maybe it was just the
Speaker 2: only thing they'll know it to be a fucking ten
Speaker 2: minute episode, or I'm like that ship not Neil Young. Wait,
Speaker 2: so anyway, the wild ass bacteria.
Speaker 1: By the way, Miles and I have such a brain
Speaker 1: fuse that I was about to mention that that song
Speaker 1: was confused with a Neil Young song frequently by people
Speaker 1: before he mentioned that he thought.
Speaker 2: That it was a song. Wow.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, So we complete each other.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys have completed each other on zoom.
Speaker 5: I was just thinking about how long, like we were
Speaker 5: talking about somehow loneliness was I don't know where, Like
Speaker 5: we're talking about the cat bite Chris, So yeah, I
Speaker 5: thought were talking about loneliness.
Speaker 2: So in a second, So the cat bite.
Speaker 5: Yeah, anyway, just if you get bitten by your cat severely,
Speaker 5: especially on a joint if they really bite you, not
Speaker 5: a scratch, like you know, scratches are even you might
Speaker 5: get infected. But this is if a cat really penetrates,
Speaker 5: they're like there their their fangs are like they really
Speaker 5: inject their bacteria deep in there. And and then if you
Speaker 5: don't get it looked at, you can it can be
Speaker 5: It became something very serious.
Speaker 2: We waited three days.
Speaker 5: Before she went to the hospital. She felt okay, and
Speaker 5: then she couldn't. Then she hit her foot was swollen
Speaker 5: and couldn't she couldn't walk, and so she had to
Speaker 5: go to the hospital. And then it was just intervenous antibiotics.
Speaker 5: And then just like sort of shooting in the dark
Speaker 5: at what intervenous antibiotic was going to work. And each
Speaker 5: intervene is intervenous antibiotics give you like really bad stomach problems.
Speaker 5: And yeah, it's just it's just a really bad thing.
Speaker 5: My mom's eighty two. So it's just like you don't
Speaker 5: want just get you get bitten by your cat, you know,
Speaker 5: you know.
Speaker 2: Just just get it looked at. That's all.
Speaker 5: It's a serious if it's a serious bite. But anyway,
Speaker 5: I'm going on tour with Neil Hamburger so so that's.
Speaker 2: All the under editing. My mom's back home. My mom's back.
Speaker 5: And what's overrated is overrated. Let me see, I had
Speaker 5: a few things here, just a few overrated as a coach.
Speaker 1: Ella, come on, man, you weren't you obviously weren't in
Speaker 1: the house tent.
Speaker 2: All right, let me do a different one week the
Speaker 2: house music. You weren't in the house You clearly weren't
Speaker 2: in the house tent. Man. That ship was awesome. You
Speaker 2: weren't in Gobi or mohave, my guy.
Speaker 5: I don't even know what it is, but I just
Speaker 5: think it's something about something about just I think it's
Speaker 5: a psyop.
Speaker 2: I think it's it's something to do with it's not
Speaker 2: it's not music. There's nothing to do with music.
Speaker 5: It's something to do with the church of celebrity that
Speaker 5: has something to do with worshiping avatars, has nothing to
Speaker 5: do with fucking music. Calling that music festivals like calling
Speaker 5: the pentagon of.
Speaker 2: House tent exactly, or Horse with No Name a Neil
Speaker 2: Young song.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And uh, the other thing is nutpods. I drank
Speaker 5: some kind of coffee called nut pods that I found
Speaker 5: at Kroger yesterday. I was out of col Brew and
Speaker 5: I got some Nutpods because I thought it would give
Speaker 5: me ten minutes of content for Colbrew. Got me like
Speaker 5: just to even review it, and it it's just really nasty.
Speaker 2: I don't pod even it's a coffee.
Speaker 5: It's called nut Pods cold Brew, but it's it's it's
Speaker 5: a it's it. Nutpods is their patented creamer. But their
Speaker 5: patented creamer is just some kind of greasy coconut milk
Speaker 5: guar gum mass.
Speaker 2: I mean I looked it up.
Speaker 5: I mean it's like it says Nutpods, you know, they're
Speaker 5: just like nut Pods, like it's a mysterious substance.
Speaker 2: But you can look at the ingredients.
Speaker 1: And it's just such a creamer that decided to brew
Speaker 1: its own fucking nasty.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Anyway, anyway, just I mean, I don't want to put
Speaker 5: them out of business or anything, but watch Out.
Speaker 2: This show has that careful and careful, careful with the
Speaker 2: power you wield watch Out, you know, watch Out.
Speaker 5: That's it, and that's that's I don't know if that yeah,
Speaker 5: that's that covers it all right.
Speaker 1: I don't know anybody who went to Coachella this year.
Speaker 2: They did.
Speaker 1: Producer Bay went oh yeah, that's right. They did go
Speaker 1: to coach Olla. I haven't talked to them since they went, though, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we got to ask, we got to ask how it went.
Speaker 1: But for the most part, it was pretty quiet felt
Speaker 1: I mean, well, it's it's it's it's it's dying a
Speaker 1: slow death at this point, like if the interest has
Speaker 1: began to wane ever since, like you know, it came
Speaker 1: back from the pandemic, were like ah, and then the last.
Speaker 2: Couple of years it's taken more and more time for
Speaker 2: it to like sell out. And I think it's just
Speaker 2: because it's I don't know, it's have you guys been
Speaker 2: lost It's Lester. Yeah, I used to go when I
Speaker 2: was in my twenties. I used to go a lot.
Speaker 2: Oh really yeah, yeah yeah, And it was a fun
Speaker 2: fucked dude. I was just getting so fucked up and
Speaker 2: like getting just wrecked in the sun that I didn't
Speaker 2: know what was going on. I don't know, Like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I can remember like three performances per festival, Like I
Speaker 2: remember being in front for jay Z and I peed
Speaker 2: my pants because I didn't want to go. Like I
Speaker 2: was at the front of the stage and I didn't
Speaker 2: want to go all the way to the Portapo. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so I just pissed my pants. So I was like,
Speaker 2: this is one of my favorite rappers, and I'm like
Speaker 2: and I and before that, I watched at the drive
Speaker 2: in play. Yeah, but anyway, look right, But for me,
Speaker 2: like once the lineup started being like me being less
Speaker 2: and less familiar, and also just like the cost of
Speaker 2: it too, Like when I was in my twenties and
Speaker 2: like I only had to like I lived at home
Speaker 2: with my mom. I could put all of my like
Speaker 2: you know, you know, work money to be like I'm
Speaker 2: going to like goateella and then I don't have insurance,
Speaker 2: you know, Like that was.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I did that stuff. It was just different, you know.
Speaker 5: It was like a Lolla balooza.
Speaker 2: You know, you go Lalla.
Speaker 5: Baloosa in the nineties and I don't remember anything. I
Speaker 5: remember just like barfing and you know, seeing glimpses of
Speaker 5: the smashing pumpkins.
Speaker 2: Right right right. Yeah. I was so hungover. I was
Speaker 2: too hungover.
Speaker 5: I shouldn't have been allowed to buy tickets to anything
Speaker 5: because they always were anyway, so.
Speaker 1: Much my life prior to age thirty five was spent
Speaker 1: like too hungover to enjoy anything. I was just like, oh,
Speaker 1: I feel fucking terrible always.
Speaker 2: Yeah at the time, me too.
Speaker 5: Yeah, even I went all the way to my forty
Speaker 5: one when I'm when I like eat too much, like
Speaker 5: too late or something, I'm like reminded of that feeling,
Speaker 5: and I'm just.
Speaker 1: Like, oh wow, it's this could be a whole.
Speaker 2: Different like my oldest enemy. Yeah, Jesus.
Speaker 5: I went to the Tibetan Freedom Concert in you know,
Speaker 5: which was which was like should have been like the
Speaker 5: greatest day ever, you know, but I spent the whole
Speaker 5: day barfing. I mean I saw little bits of the
Speaker 5: Beastie Boys, and but I mean most of the time
Speaker 5: I was just like kidding myself, like go to an
Speaker 5: all day festival. I mean, that's not gonna be about music.
Speaker 5: That's just gonna be about, you know, getting fucked up,
Speaker 5: like so fucked yeah, I mean in the sun, yeah,
Speaker 5: the sun, you know, taking somas.
Speaker 2: I know about the sun. They so much, so much, dude,
Speaker 2: getting ripped off nut pods. Yeah, they hadn't invented nutpods.
Speaker 2: It was all folgers.
Speaker 5: I couldn't even get coffee at the fucking that's things
Speaker 5: have gotten better that way. That's the only thing like
Speaker 5: at the refreshment whatever you call it now bar or
Speaker 5: whatever at the concert, that's better, right. You never get
Speaker 5: a couple of coffee back then people laugh in your face.
Speaker 5: You want a beer or a beer, right, you know?
Speaker 2: Or you want and whiskey. Yeah, you want orange drink? Yeah,
Speaker 2: you want orange drink, a hot dog or a beer,
Speaker 2: you idiot. I was wondering if you had any coffee.
Speaker 2: Get out of here, get get coffee.
Speaker 5: It's a fucking cop We sell cartons of cigarettes, brass knuckles.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and hula hoops. Saw for some reason, they're in
Speaker 2: jail caps. They look like pills to deal with the puke.
Speaker 5: I got coffee at a Bruce Springsteen concert, and I
Speaker 5: just think that was funny. I got that when I
Speaker 5: went to like a few years ago, and I was like,
Speaker 5: this is an improvement. I think maybe the maybe the
Speaker 5: universe does bend toward justice.
Speaker 2: Yeah it does, underd oh.
Speaker 5: But seriously, like you try and get coffee. To imagine
Speaker 5: the coffee you would get at a Bruce Springsteen concert in.
Speaker 2: Like nineteen seventy eight. It's not we brewed it this morning,
Speaker 2: yeah right, it was really us three months ago. Let
Speaker 2: me check the bono maadic.
Speaker 1: Yeah for some reason.
Speaker 2: Yep, you ever tape? You ever drink coffee at a movie? No?
Speaker 2: I just went to a movie last night, I am.
Speaker 2: But did you drink coffee?
Speaker 5: Some some lady was there did and she said you
Speaker 5: put popcorn salted?
Speaker 2: I by a mistake. Oh god, hello, that's some content. Hello.
Speaker 2: I asked for her number. You want to talk about quick?
Speaker 2: We talked a little bit about that. I said, popcorn salt,
Speaker 2: that's crazy.
Speaker 5: And then then there's a lull and then I you know, yeah,
Speaker 5: had a taste.
Speaker 2: Oh man, that must have been nuts. Just now you
Speaker 2: did have just no way, Oh my god, like just now,
Speaker 2: oh wow? Someone behind you like, hey, she said she
Speaker 2: put fucking popcorn on coffee. Okay, well I'm not supposed
Speaker 2: to react to that. Oh my god. No one gives
Speaker 2: a shit about this movie.
Speaker 1: But I like coffee. I love movies.
Speaker 2: I don't like mixing them. For so I've tried.
Speaker 1: I've tried multiple times, and I've never had a good
Speaker 1: experience with coffee at a movie.
Speaker 2: Well nighttime, yeah right, Or you're just used to drinking
Speaker 2: for me, it's like you're always I'm always used to
Speaker 2: drinking a cold soda like in a movie. Yes, I
Speaker 2: think I.
Speaker 1: Think it's that the warm popcorn and soda.
Speaker 2: Try and iced coffee next time, Jack.
Speaker 5: Maybe it's also not nice to the people behind the
Speaker 5: counter sometimes because it's not really like a popular thing.
Speaker 5: So every time I've ever seen anybody order coffee the theater,
Speaker 5: they say, we got to brew a new pot, and yeah,
Speaker 5: you know, I feel like it's like it's dividing line
Speaker 5: between you know, nice people and not nice people, and
Speaker 5: you know people that got Last night, there was a
Speaker 5: guy at the theater who ordered coffee and.
Speaker 2: They said, like they always say, they're.
Speaker 5: Like, well, we're gonna have to brew a pot then,
Speaker 5: and he was like, that's fine, that's even that's fine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 1: Sounds better bother me in the least, go ahead, And
Speaker 1: well it just takes a long time.
Speaker 2: That's okay, I have time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just a lot of work. Cool sounds like,
Speaker 1: sounds like it's gonna be really tasty.
Speaker 5: It's like when you work at wait, yeah, you work
Speaker 5: at some restaurant that serves like normal food and then
Speaker 5: a milkshake for some reason, someone orders a.
Speaker 2: Milkshake murder you know.
Speaker 7: Yeahah, milkshake Chinese restaurant, you piece of ship. My uncle
Speaker 7: put that on the menu. You know where the ice
Speaker 7: creams walking?
Speaker 2: It's on the tops. We haven't made milk. Where does
Speaker 2: it say milkshake on there? Fuck's still that waiter. Like
Speaker 2: I was, Chris.
Speaker 5: Oh Man, I was good, but you know I would
Speaker 5: go make the damn milkshake. But god damn, people are
Speaker 5: fucking monsters. They'll be like, yeah, I have one.
Speaker 2: I don't care. Yeah, you try and communicate all the ways.
Speaker 2: I don't care. What shell the fucking ice creams on.
Speaker 2: I want one, Yeah, and I want it now. God
Speaker 2: damn it.
Speaker 1: Just standing on a stool or something.
Speaker 2: Yep, all right, Uh, let's take you a quick break.
Speaker 2: We'll come back. We'll hit a couple of news stories.
Speaker 2: We'll be right back.
Speaker 6: Classic and we're back.
Speaker 2: We'reags.
Speaker 1: Stand on a stool, stand on a stool, I don't care.
Speaker 2: Tag stand on a stool, stand on a stool, all right?
Speaker 2: Hashtag Neil Young, Neil Young.
Speaker 1: So just a quick roundup of some Trump news. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you don't get too bogged down here. And because
Speaker 1: we don't have a ton of time, we'll just we'll just.
Speaker 2: Rip through all right, where do we start. He's spent
Speaker 2: over seventy six million dollars in legal fees, and the
Speaker 2: main account that he's been using to fund all this
Speaker 2: is down to only a couple million. So people are like, oh,
Speaker 2: he's gonna have to start using the rnc's money. But
Speaker 2: I don't. I feel like so many these headlines are
Speaker 2: written in a way to be like they're coming home
Speaker 2: to roost soon. It's like he's always gonna find fucking
Speaker 2: millions of dollars in the couch cushions.
Speaker 5: Shit has been coming home to roost for fucking eight years.
Speaker 1: I know, I know this is the one that's gonna
Speaker 1: get him credit all Maggie Haberman, your father went out
Speaker 1: for cigarettes and Maggie Haberman tunes.
Speaker 2: Oh well, I think he's pretty upset. I don't know,
Speaker 2: I know him pretty well. Yes, he's upset. He's this time.
Speaker 1: Jack seems so mad at me. That's a real story. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you so mad at me? Like you should have seen
Speaker 1: the look he was being such a bitch to me
Speaker 1: his self.
Speaker 2: Hanner was just dripping off of his chinnel.
Speaker 5: Someone should make a fucking TV show about the Maggie
Speaker 5: Haberman Trump romance.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, that'll be a great show. It could be
Speaker 2: done pretty quick. Knew I knew how to make a show.
Speaker 5: I was about to say if I knew how to
Speaker 5: make a show, but then you just figured it out
Speaker 5: for me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, just put it into co pilot and be like,
Speaker 2: uh yeah, let me give me a three acts structured romance.
Speaker 5: This is what I'm gonna put in Haberman Trump Love Murder.
Speaker 2: Okay, I do it. Hand had gliding here you go.
Speaker 2: Hang gliding is what was gonna be my next cogestion. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and like whatever, it doesn't matter. Skuy's limit. Let AI
Speaker 2: figure it out.
Speaker 1: They is the limit with hang lidding.
Speaker 2: And speaking of limited consequences, there's a lot of reports
Speaker 2: about how Trump's like violated his gag order, like at
Speaker 2: least ten times in the last month, and like prosecutors like, oh,
Speaker 2: are you gonna fucking do it is a contemptive court,
Speaker 2: a fucking real thing. It doesn't seem like it is.
Speaker 2: So that's a big shock. Turns out gag orders are suggestions, yeah,
Speaker 2: merely like yeah, like traffic signals and suggestion like yeah.
Speaker 2: But then also his polling number numbers continue to tread
Speaker 2: downward with independence but we're still seven months out, so
Speaker 2: we'll see what's happening. Uh, there's that. But the real
Speaker 2: fun part is Jesse Waters recently he had to cope
Speaker 2: hard with the fact that Trump just looks so withered
Speaker 2: in court, like, and there's all this talk about he's
Speaker 2: going to be fucking in charge of that courtroom, and
Speaker 2: he's just been like tiny, little sleepy like rip band
Speaker 2: winkled in the courtroom. So, you know, Jesse Waters, with
Speaker 2: his gigantic brain, was like, I actually have a counterpoint
Speaker 2: as to why Donald Trump like fucking shouldn't be having
Speaker 2: to stand trial. And here it is. And but the
Speaker 2: guy needs exercise.
Speaker 7: He's usually golfing, And so you're gonna put a man
Speaker 7: who's almost steady sitting in a room like this on
Speaker 7: his butt for all that time.
Speaker 2: It's not healthy. You know how big of a health
Speaker 2: nut I am. He needs sunlight, and.
Speaker 3: He needs activity, he needs to be walking.
Speaker 2: Around, he needs action.
Speaker 1: It's really cruel and unusual punishment to make a man
Speaker 1: do that. And anytime he moves, they threaten to throw
Speaker 1: him in prison.
Speaker 2: Yeah, cool and unusual punishment is making being unhoused a crime.
Speaker 2: That's that's that's cool if we're talking about the eighth
Speaker 2: Amendment here. But I get it. But I guess Trump
Speaker 2: is too old then, is what you're saying. Yeah, to
Speaker 2: be sitting there.
Speaker 1: They're trying the like I had. I had this thought
Speaker 1: when the reports first started coming in that he kept
Speaker 1: like falling asleep and farting up the courtroom, that like
Speaker 1: he might be trying to project an air of incompetence,
Speaker 1: like like the legal sense of incompetence, like incompetence stand
Speaker 1: trial sort of thing, because that's an old mafia tactic.
Speaker 1: Trump is trained in the like mafia, you know, art
Speaker 1: of doing battle from you know, his early days, and
Speaker 1: like that's that's what the mafia would always do. Whenever
Speaker 1: like a a capo or a don would like stand trial,
Speaker 1: they would frequently be like, oh, yeah, he's lost his
Speaker 1: marbles out lingering. I think it's yeah, but like that
Speaker 1: was Uncle June did that in sopranos. Yeah, Junior corrado soprano.
Speaker 5: Robe that there's a famous one. I think it was
Speaker 5: Vincent Gigante or used to wear the bathrobe. This is
Speaker 5: mob fact ship. Remember we talked about mob.
Speaker 2: That like New York Mob footage YouTube.
Speaker 5: To watch most of my fucking I'm watching footage of
Speaker 5: fucking mobsters faking be insane on the streets of New
Speaker 5: York in the nineteen seventies.
Speaker 2: Grainy footage. Baby, Yeah, I know, ma lingering. When I
Speaker 2: see it, I see more compos I've seen more coppos
Speaker 2: and worn out robes shuffling down the street. And I
Speaker 2: see more coppos than a guitar shop. I guess you
Speaker 2: call it a capo. That's for my music heads out there.
Speaker 2: But like, I guess it is funny because like truly
Speaker 2: to fit the standard of like incompetency to stand trial,
Speaker 2: you have to show mental like you're mentally incompetent, too
Speaker 2: mentally incompetent to stand trial. But it's like, are they
Speaker 2: trying to thread the most elegant needle, like too incompetent
Speaker 2: to stand trial, but competent enough to be the most
Speaker 2: powerful person on earth?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, weird, weird line to try and draw where
Speaker 1: you're like, this guy just needs to be out running
Speaker 1: around like a golden retriever. He needs sunlight and like
Speaker 1: a yard that he can run around.
Speaker 2: He need golf, yeah, or he'll.
Speaker 5: Waters Man Jesse Waters went to Trinity too. By the way,
Speaker 5: Trinity College in Hartford, where I went, and so did
Speaker 5: Tucker Carlson classmates, they turn out a diverse group.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, what a fucking combo, Tucker Carlson, Jesse Waters Crofton.
Speaker 5: Tucker was my classmate, and I knew Tucker in college. Wow,
Speaker 5: that's true. I've told you that before. Yeah, but yeah,
Speaker 5: but I never knew Jesse Waters even much younger. But
Speaker 5: but same, you know. I mean, I just think the colleges,
Speaker 5: I don't know, they should have you tell.
Speaker 2: Us you were Tucker Carlson's classmate, like passing. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I definitely told you. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I mean I I knew him to say hi. He
Speaker 5: was not like super well known on campus or anything.
Speaker 5: He was just seemed like an average rich kid, you know,
Speaker 5: like most of the kids who went to Trinity were.
Speaker 5: We're like people who were just stopping off at college
Speaker 5: because it was the next step to whatever job their
Speaker 5: dad had.
Speaker 2: Sort of set up for him.
Speaker 5: I ended up there because my college counselor was just like,
Speaker 5: you got the this is the best school you got into.
Speaker 5: So I was like, I was just eighteen and drunk
Speaker 5: and I didn't know. So I was like, okay, I'll
Speaker 5: go yeah, you know. And then I went there and
Speaker 5: I was like, what is this? You know, wasn't he
Speaker 5: rowing boats?
Speaker 2: About boat? What was the main thing you have to do.
Speaker 5: Before you get rich is row boats around?
Speaker 2: What is kind of weird? Yeah? On board?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I mean that's really the weird culture of
Speaker 5: the rich people, you know, where you have to go
Speaker 5: to college and smoke pot and row boats and then
Speaker 5: you get to get your dad's job and then you
Speaker 5: just go you.
Speaker 2: Know, yeah, manual labor. Yeah, this is weird.
Speaker 5: Anyway, it's a weird culture. And Tucker was just another
Speaker 5: He had a signet ring.
Speaker 2: I remember.
Speaker 5: He just looked like the rich. Yeah, like all those
Speaker 5: kids had gold rings with their initials on them. I
Speaker 5: just remember that was something that I didn't have, you know,
Speaker 5: so I noticed, you noticed. It was fun to be
Speaker 5: there because I got all this anger, you know that
Speaker 5: I kept with me, you know, for the rest of
Speaker 5: my life. And that's where it fed into you know,
Speaker 5: Fugazi and all the things I love, like ended up
Speaker 5: being like things I got sort of channeled too because
Speaker 5: I had to try and be a punk rocker at
Speaker 5: Trinity College, which is like completely insane. That's like not
Speaker 5: what you're supposed to do. You're supposed to go to
Speaker 5: art school where there's other punk rockers. You're not supposed
Speaker 5: to try to be a punk rockery college.
Speaker 2: But that's what I did.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Like it makes no sense, Like you know, what
Speaker 5: are you doing here? You know, I'm like I'm doing
Speaker 5: my I'm taking it down from the inside. I'm taking
Speaker 5: it down from the inside.
Speaker 2: Place else to go.
Speaker 5: You're you're paying, but you're paying for it, you know,
Speaker 5: because my dad just give me anyway.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter. But yeah, I knew Tucker in college.
Speaker 2: He was a jerk.
Speaker 5: He I found out from other people who knew him
Speaker 5: better that he was racist. Then his dad used to
Speaker 5: send him John Birch Society stuff in the mail which
Speaker 5: he would read that which he would read aloud in
Speaker 5: his dorm room. So I look at all these kids
Speaker 5: as abused children. Really, I mean you look at kids.
Speaker 5: But you know, Tucker Carlson's a kid. All these people
Speaker 5: are stuff in there, whatever their parents told them, you know, that's.
Speaker 2: The story about it. Like you heard about his mother,
Speaker 2: like leaving him at a young she was like a liberal. Yes,
Speaker 2: she went off to be like a hippies he hates
Speaker 2: hippies and stuff. What a fuck? What a moron?
Speaker 5: I mean like he's like, I hate hippies, Like, come on,
Speaker 5: really because you're actually the one who fucked my mom.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's embarrassing, man, But.
Speaker 2: I mean, like, did you get over that?
Speaker 5: Like I'm gonna avenge my whole life trying to avenge
Speaker 5: some my mother's honor against the hippies.
Speaker 2: Okay, why don't you just fucking settle down? What about that?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Settling the fuck down? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Anyway, So yeah, that that, Uh, Jesse Waters. I just
Speaker 5: think those those institutions like Harvard that turn out like
Speaker 5: Tom Cotton and stuff, where why are you considered the
Speaker 5: best institutions? You know, Trinity is considered this great school
Speaker 5: and it's just this diploma mill for scumbags, and.
Speaker 2: I just had it just has cultural momentum for being
Speaker 2: like finishing schools for the elite. And then from there
Speaker 2: we're like, that's the that's what we were trying to
Speaker 2: aspire to. That's a good one.
Speaker 1: US News on World Reports, So that's a good one.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: If you're turning out fucking people like Jesse Waters and Carlson,
Speaker 5: you know, you might want to look into like what
Speaker 5: your culture is.
Speaker 2: But of course there's no I mean.
Speaker 1: Would actually be good, like if somebody actually released a
Speaker 1: second magazine that was like US News and World reports,
Speaker 1: like college rankings, but you actually looked at the shiptheads
Speaker 1: that they had churned out, like actually helped them for
Speaker 1: like the worst people who they actually Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: Harvard would be a fucking disaster, like the some of
Speaker 1: the people that Harvard's put out there.
Speaker 5: That's a good behind the bastards episode. Yeah, like the
Speaker 5: worst of Harvard, the worst of the biggest bastards, biggest.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we could do a magazine. We could do a magazine, Jack.
Speaker 2: If you want to put up the money, I'll do
Speaker 2: it us, I mean.
Speaker 1: The world.
Speaker 5: I'll be in charge of the editorial stuff.
Speaker 2: You just need money.
Speaker 1: In my experience, magazines are a great investment that never
Speaker 1: go Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they're coming back, just like Final Yeah, yeah, coming
Speaker 5: back final Really yeah, magazines not so much.
Speaker 1: All right, should we talk about the Voyager. I want
Speaker 1: to talk about the Voyager. Yeah, yeah, this is a
Speaker 1: nice small victory for US probe heads. So the Voyager,
Speaker 1: just for our younger listeners, launched in nineteen seventy seven,
Speaker 1: became the first human made object to venture into interstellar space.
Speaker 1: Decades later, I don't think I've realized how rare it
Speaker 1: is for anything to come from or go into interspellar
Speaker 1: interstellar space. Like you know, we have our Solar System.
Speaker 1: That's where basically everything that we have observed up close
Speaker 1: has come from. Like it's that there's there was that
Speaker 1: big deal about Muamua recently because it was one of
Speaker 1: the first interstellar if not the first interstellar objects, like
Speaker 1: something that came from outside of our Solar System that
Speaker 1: we actually observed.
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that things really cool. It was just it was
Speaker 1: going so fast. They were like, wait, that can't have
Speaker 1: come from inside our Solar system. It's like flying from outside.
Speaker 1: What was happening?
Speaker 2: Take me with you.
Speaker 1: Still haven't given a great explanation on that.
Speaker 2: But anyways, we.
Speaker 1: Sent a spaceship in nineteen seventy seven that has done
Speaker 1: the opposite, has left our Solar system, has traveled into
Speaker 1: interstellar space. And it's not just a probe designed to
Speaker 1: relay scientific information. It also contains like a basically like
Speaker 1: a mixtape for aliens, Like it's actually a gold plated
Speaker 1: record and the tracks include everything from an Australian Aboriginal
Speaker 1: song to Chuck Berry to someone named a work by
Speaker 1: somebody named Johnny Bagpipes, I Believe No, I'm Sorry, to
Speaker 1: Bamboo Flutes, to Bach Beethoven, Chuck Berry and it holds.
Speaker 1: Also a three paragraph letter written by Jimmy Carter who
Speaker 1: relayed our desire to join a community of galactic civilizations,
Speaker 1: which seems like kind of I don't know, quaint, I
Speaker 1: like get like.
Speaker 5: Like the data stuff, some of it's dated, you know, like.
Speaker 1: A rotary e rotary phone, right, and a community of
Speaker 1: galactic civilizations makes more sense when you realize that they
Speaker 1: launched it three weeks after Star Wars came out.
Speaker 2: President Jimmy Carter made the Force be with you. Yeah,
Speaker 2: where it'll get it? Where's the T shirt?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah. But so Voyager one launch, Voyager two launch
Speaker 1: soon after. Pretty massive undertaking when you realize that, like
Speaker 1: the computer that is on board that is like controlling
Speaker 1: all of this stuff, sending the information back to us,
Speaker 1: has like far less computing power than like a modern
Speaker 1: day keyfob.
Speaker 2: For like a car like that.
Speaker 1: That is the level of computational firepower that is on
Speaker 1: this thing. And it's still out beyond the edges of
Speaker 1: our solar system still transmitting back to us, but basically
Speaker 1: last year it stopped speaking coherently, and NASA was like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, like it seems like it just had
Speaker 1: like a stroke of some sort, because it's like it's
Speaker 1: sending back utter gibberish alternating ones and zeros instead of
Speaker 1: binary code.
Speaker 2: I remember that when that first came out, the like
Speaker 2: conspiracies around it were like, it's happening, dude. Someone someone
Speaker 2: got ahold of the Voyager.
Speaker 1: And someone got a little the Voyager and they're like
Speaker 1: texting us.
Speaker 2: They're trying to tell but they don't know binary so
Speaker 2: they look so dumb right now.
Speaker 1: They're like this album sucks, that's what they're messaging back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but your theory, you got a theory. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: was actually good.
Speaker 1: I didn't realize other people that thought that I was.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say that, like it's just got intercepted
Speaker 1: by aliens and they're just like trying to text us.
Speaker 1: They're yeah, they're like, yeah, what does this think that
Speaker 1: button do?
Speaker 2: Yeah? R Anyways, they figured it out.
Speaker 1: It was like some corruption of the computer's memory, so
Speaker 1: they fixed it. They actually like fixed a forty something
Speaker 1: forty seven year old computer that is around fifteen billion
Speaker 1: miles away and like decorrupted the memory and now it
Speaker 1: is once again sending messages back that take twenty two
Speaker 1: point five hours to even reach us because they're so
Speaker 1: far away.
Speaker 2: That's got to be a great gig huh to the
Speaker 2: a day to get there. So what I'm gonna just
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go sleep in my car in the parking
Speaker 2: lot if that's cool, right way, when the signal comes back,
Speaker 2: you know, I'm actually go home. Yeah, you know, it's
Speaker 2: twenty two and a half hours.
Speaker 1: Things, it is going to stop. It's going to reach
Speaker 1: its limit to be able to communicate back to Earth
Speaker 1: in twenty twenty five. So we're we're at the end
Speaker 1: of its lifespan because basically the power source that is
Speaker 1: steering the satellite, you know, the thing that is communicating
Speaker 1: back and forth to us, like the thing that's required
Speaker 1: to point their communication dishes towards Earth, will lose its power.
Speaker 5: I think you're referring to the gas engine. Yes, exactly,
Speaker 5: I mean seventy seven Yeah, engine.
Speaker 2: Should have leaded gas probably would have gone under.
Speaker 1: But there's this Guardian article about this, this just points
Speaker 1: out that like they will outlive the Pyramids, they'll probably
Speaker 1: outlive us. They'll probably outlive the planet Earth and will
Speaker 1: be the only record of our existence. I mean, assuming
Speaker 1: that we don't launch a bunch more of these.
Speaker 2: But yeah, shouldn't we update that? Like I get like,
Speaker 2: shout out Carl Sagan for putting that together.
Speaker 1: What is the return on investment? Though, Miles, that is
Speaker 1: the question, right.
Speaker 2: I feel like the people of the outer other intergalactic
Speaker 2: communities should at least know about I think you should leave.
Speaker 2: You know that we've had on this planet too. It's
Speaker 2: just you also have fun too. It's not just music,
Speaker 2: you know, we do. We do dumb shit too.
Speaker 1: It does feel like, yeah, the the amount that you
Speaker 1: were able to fit onto a gold plated record is
Speaker 1: not right, probably not enough for for people like we
Speaker 1: probably need to do another one of these.
Speaker 5: We need to do updates, and that should be at
Speaker 5: the same Blazer where you can get a fucking cat scan. Yes,
Speaker 5: we should send a small test and a goddamn whatever
Speaker 5: space updates, right, send new space probes with your music
Speaker 5: in them. And then you don't really send them though,
Speaker 5: because you just can't. You obviously can't. But you take
Speaker 5: people's money and you take their music and then you.
Speaker 2: You know, yeah, that's a good idea.
Speaker 5: Put it in the dumpster out back and say you
Speaker 5: launched it.
Speaker 2: Send your album yea, your demo, yeah you can, but
Speaker 2: you're also the recording facility to it. We also can
Speaker 2: record the demo here too. Man. Oh yeah, we do
Speaker 2: all that, We do it all. Man, I got back end,
Speaker 2: I got it at all. Maydn't eve need an instrument, man,
Speaker 2: just hop in the booth. Just get it out, man,
Speaker 2: I'll send it right up to space. Man, alien aliens
Speaker 2: are gonna love your demos.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just like a hard drive that is like
Speaker 1: just traveling into deep intergalactic space. And you can like
Speaker 1: upload people's albums onto it. Be like upload your album
Speaker 1: to eternity.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you would have Jason sign.
Speaker 1: You didn't know that, that's right.
Speaker 2: Just give me the genre you do. It's called krung step. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's krungbin. But you want a Yeah, you got it all.
Speaker 2: Chris crofton Pleasure as always on the Dail's so fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, where can people find you? Follow you all that
Speaker 1: good stuff?
Speaker 5: Well please come see me and Neil Hamburger. I'm so thrilled.
Speaker 5: I really I did a little tour with him in
Speaker 5: the fall and it was the most fun I ever had.
Speaker 5: And uh, I'll be out there selling my book, The
Speaker 5: Advice King Anthology and signing them and reading from it
Speaker 5: a little bit, playing some music too, So that'll be
Speaker 5: in uh, as I said, like the fifteenth to the
Speaker 5: nineteenth in uh, Saint Paul, Sioux Falls, Milwaukee, and Minneapolis.
Speaker 2: I think, so, yeah, come out, come out and see me.
Speaker 5: Zeke gang please. I love it when you guys come.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 5: You know, zigang people come and they say zike gang
Speaker 5: and it's it's always fun.
Speaker 2: It's always fun, you know.
Speaker 5: So yeah, come out and see me me and and
Speaker 5: Greg and uh and Greg's always amazing and uh, I
Speaker 5: mean Neil and uh and then uh, besides that, go
Speaker 5: on listen to Colberg Got Me Like. It's gotten pretty
Speaker 5: deep recently, uh and and interesting. I think I talk
Speaker 5: a lot about uh, you know, it started out being
Speaker 5: about Bigfoot and now it's just inevitably turned to there's
Speaker 5: just a lot going on that it's kind of impossible not.
Speaker 2: To talk about.
Speaker 5: So I think the COLDBRG Got Me Like has gotten
Speaker 5: pretty pretty fucking good.
Speaker 2: A new episode out today.
Speaker 5: And then besides that, you know, follow me on Instagram
Speaker 5: and and uh and uh.
Speaker 2: What do you call it? Twitter?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 2: At at the crofton show?
Speaker 1: Great follow Go listen to Cold Who Got Me? Like, Chris,
Speaker 1: Is there a work of media that you've been enjoying?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 5: And I saw it last night. It's it's the Judy
Speaker 5: Sill documentary. Judy Sill musician from the early seventies who
Speaker 5: h j U D E E.
Speaker 2: Sill s I L L.
Speaker 5: One of the original signings to Asylum Records by David Geffen.
Speaker 5: He started Asylum Records and signed like Eagles and fucking
Speaker 5: you know, Linda Ronstatt and Jackson Brown and all these stuff,
Speaker 5: all those people that became huge, and then he signed
Speaker 5: He signed Judy Sill was the first person he signed,
Speaker 5: but she didn't become big because her music was kind
Speaker 5: of like too weird a little bit. But it's really
Speaker 5: caught on now with younger people, like you know, it's
Speaker 5: it's it's sort of gotten its do. But she died
Speaker 5: of a heroin overdose in like fuck North Hollywood or
Speaker 5: Glendale or something in the in nineteen seventy nine. And
Speaker 5: this this documentary called Judy Sill something or other shit.
Speaker 2: I can't remember the name.
Speaker 5: I can't remember the name of the damn documentary, but
Speaker 5: I saw it last night and I saw it in
Speaker 5: the theater and I think it's streaming as well. But
Speaker 5: it's called the I'll figure it out.
Speaker 2: The genius of Judy Silm totally great.
Speaker 5: They had access to her diaries. It was at the
Speaker 5: Bellcourt Theater here in Nashville, so they had the director.
Speaker 5: One of the directors was there afterwards for Q and A,
Speaker 5: and he talked about all that. They found her diaries
Speaker 5: very heart. It's a crazy story. She ended up, she
Speaker 5: was abused by her stepfather, She ran away from home,
Speaker 5: she became a burglar, she became a heroin addict. She
Speaker 5: went to reform school and learned how to play church
Speaker 5: organ and then she recovered and had these two albums
Speaker 5: come out and they didn't sell really and then she
Speaker 5: kind of didn't know what to do because she had
Speaker 5: this arc. And I think that's relatable for entertainment. It
Speaker 5: was relatable for me, where you think she basically thought
Speaker 5: being famous would make her feel better, you know, because
Speaker 5: she had grown up so rough, you know, And not
Speaker 5: only did she not get that she had a taste
Speaker 5: of it.
Speaker 2: She opened for all.
Speaker 5: These big artists, and she did a BBC Old Gray
Speaker 5: Whistle test if you want to go look at her.
Speaker 5: Watch her play this song the Kiss on Old Old
Speaker 5: Gray Whistle test on. Yeah, it's anyway. She's a fantastic artist.
Speaker 5: She was just sort of ahead of her time or
Speaker 5: out of her time, and just an interesting thing like
Speaker 5: what do you do when your dream comes true and
Speaker 5: it doesn't save you?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 5: And uh, And it's a great, great, great documentary. And
Speaker 5: so that's my piece of media.
Speaker 1: Amazing that I liked. That sounds great. Chris, Yeah, always
Speaker 1: has some of the best documentary recommendations. I highly recommend
Speaker 1: you guys go check that out.
Speaker 5: Sorry, Judy still just that just her in your life
Speaker 5: musically is a nice addition.
Speaker 2: And I had not heard of her until a few
Speaker 2: years ago.
Speaker 1: Nice Miles, where can people find you as their working
Speaker 1: media you've been enjoying?
Speaker 2: Yeah, find me at Miles of Gray on the Twitter
Speaker 2: or Instagram all that kind of shit. Find Jack and
Speaker 2: I on the basketball podcast Miles and Jack, I mad
Speaker 2: Boosti's As the NBA playoffs begin and our lives begin
Speaker 2: to end.
Speaker 1: I guess so to speak.
Speaker 2: Uh and also find me talking about ninety day fiance
Speaker 2: with Sophia Alexandra on for twenty day fiance tweet I
Speaker 2: like is from Alec carrittsanis at Equality. Alec tweeted, it's
Speaker 2: interesting how happily armed government quote law enforcement agents carry
Speaker 2: out the request of university administrators to enforce trespassing laws
Speaker 2: compared to how they might carry out a request by
Speaker 2: workers to enforce wage theft laws. Yeah, that's that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it reveals a lot. I think we've seen a lot
Speaker 2: with the Columbia University clearout that happened over the weekend.
Speaker 2: But yeah, so fucking rough. Yeah, yeah, but it's nice
Speaker 2: see now, like it's continue like there's so many other
Speaker 2: college campuses now that have like become active and you know,
Speaker 2: professors joining in solidarity and that fucking rules.
Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, we talked about that on the podc on
Speaker 5: Cobrew got me like quite a bit. I mean, I've
Speaker 5: never been seen such outrageous just like the tweets I'm
Speaker 5: seeing where people are smartly saying, you know, like they've
Speaker 5: blown up every single university in Gaza. Yeah, what we're
Speaker 5: talking about is protests on campuses.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, anyway, Yeah, it's all.
Speaker 1: The boomer generation. They were used to be all about
Speaker 1: that free speech on campus.
Speaker 7: Hey man, we went to a protest then we got stoned.
Speaker 2: And yeah yeah yeah, but then I got a mortgage.
Speaker 2: That's right, And you're like, okay, well, tweet I've.
Speaker 1: Been enjoying is uh so? Gabriella Bluestone on Twitter. G
Speaker 1: Underscore Bluestone tweeted a picture from Avanka Trump's instagram of
Speaker 1: her and Jared, with the captions Strums of heartstrings blend
Speaker 1: with the wise Wind's hum a verse on the breeze,
Speaker 1: where the endless roads run in this quiet kingdom of
Speaker 1: stone and sun. Her spirits verse is a melody spun.
Speaker 1: And so this person on Twitter was like Google was like,
Speaker 1: where the fuck is that from? That sucks? And it's
Speaker 1: from nowhere? That is an original Avanka Trump. Banger wrote yes,
Speaker 1: and like in the comments someone was like, oh my god, Avanka,
Speaker 1: that is so beautiful. Where is that from? And she
Speaker 1: was like, I wrote it myself and they were like, wow.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's incredible. Straight up.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, it's just a poet.
Speaker 5: Goddamn god, damn, the fucking dead poet society or whatever
Speaker 5: the name of Taylor swifts to.
Speaker 2: Nature. It's a gold nage for horrible poetry. For poems,
Speaker 2: it's a gold name for a sub part poetry.
Speaker 1: You can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore Obrian.
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Speaker 1: in today's episode, as well as a song that we
Speaker 1: think you might enjoys. What song do you think people
Speaker 1: might enjoy?
Speaker 2: H This is I found this album. It's like a
Speaker 2: compilation of like Japanese like reggae adjacent music from the
Speaker 2: late seventies and eighties, and like if you're familiar with
Speaker 2: like Japanese city pop, like from the eighties, like this
Speaker 2: is sort of in that vein, but like a light
Speaker 2: take on like reggae kind of like arrangements. This track
Speaker 2: is called ug Nagisa, which means a moonlit shore and uh.
Speaker 2: The artist is miky m I k im h i
Speaker 2: r A y m A And it's just like a really.
Speaker 2: It just sounds like this, like surreal elevator music version
Speaker 2: of like a reggae ballad, but in Japanese. It's kind
Speaker 2: of a trippy track, So check that out. It's from
Speaker 2: the album called Tokyo riddom Our. Yeah cool, that sounds there.
Speaker 2: That sounds cool.
Speaker 5: It sounds better than fucking America.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hey man, you mean Neil young Man. I don't
Speaker 2: disrespect Neil young It's hard to say, it could be.
Speaker 1: If that sounds cool to you, you can check it
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