WEBVTT - “Double Doink” with Chris & Kyle Long | 2018 NFC Wildcard Game: Eagles vs. Bears 0:00:05.320 --> 0:00:12.360 January sixth, twenty nineteen, Soldier Field, Chicago, Illinois. With ten 0:00:12.440 --> 0:00:16.120 seconds left in the fourth quarter, Chicago's down sixteen to fifteen, 0:00:16.200 --> 0:00:19.840 Cody Parky lines up for the kid. This is the 0:00:19.960 --> 0:00:29.600 Double Dooint Game. Hello, and welcome to Games with Names 0:00:29.640 --> 0:00:35.959 presented by when Bett. I'm Julian Edelman, I'm Sammurel, and 0:00:36.040 --> 0:00:41.320 we're about to search for the greatest games of all time. 0:00:42.960 --> 0:00:47.360 Today's episode the Double Doint Game. Twenty eighteen NFC Wildcard, 0:00:47.440 --> 0:00:50.440 January sixth. That's what this date is known for, obviously, 0:00:50.440 --> 0:00:54.440 the Double Doint Game and nothing else. Eagles versus Bears 0:00:55.200 --> 0:00:59.040 our guests, hmmm, a little awkward. They both have the 0:00:59.040 --> 0:01:03.240 same last name, Chris Long Kyle Long. Are they related? 0:01:03.320 --> 0:01:06.240 I don't know. We'll find out. This game is crazy. 0:01:06.280 --> 0:01:08.560 I mean, this is brutal if you're if you're a 0:01:08.560 --> 0:01:12.080 Bears fan. First off, those winters are hard enough. They 0:01:12.080 --> 0:01:14.600 are very tough. It is a windy city, I believe Sam. 0:01:14.640 --> 0:01:17.520 I think that. Yeah, it's on the lake right, Oh dude, it' 0:01:17.600 --> 0:01:19.560 that's Have you been there in the I mean in 0:01:19.600 --> 0:01:22.000 the heat of winter. I played in a snow game 0:01:22.560 --> 0:01:26.720 in Chicago and it it was so it as cold 0:01:26.760 --> 0:01:29.759 as it is and whatever everyone wants to say about it. 0:01:30.200 --> 0:01:33.520 Go into Soldier Field. It's got like the old skeleton 0:01:33.600 --> 0:01:36.200 of the old Soldier. They renovated the inside. It was 0:01:36.280 --> 0:01:38.680 so fun. It's such a cool game. There's so much 0:01:38.800 --> 0:01:46.319 history there, Defense eighty five Bears, Dick Bulls Bears. I mean, 0:01:46.600 --> 0:01:49.680 Chicago is a It's a great sports town. It's an 0:01:49.680 --> 0:01:52.040 incredible sports sown. It's an incredible city. I mean, I 0:01:52.040 --> 0:01:56.440 think Ferris Buehler, it's Chicago, dude. That is an unbelievable 0:01:57.000 --> 0:02:04.560 So that parade, yeah, that was the inspiration of what 0:02:04.600 --> 0:02:08.400 I felt when we had our like Super Bowl parades. 0:02:08.520 --> 0:02:11.040 I was trying to be Ferris Bueller up on that 0:02:11.120 --> 0:02:16.080 stage doing the twist, doing this. I mean, Chicago being 0:02:16.120 --> 0:02:20.200 a great sports town. But then you have the Philadelphia Eagles, 0:02:20.560 --> 0:02:24.240 another great sports town. They're psychos. I mean we all 0:02:24.280 --> 0:02:28.560 think about the eating the poop in the parade or 0:02:28.720 --> 0:02:32.120 the throwing of batteries at Santa Claus. I mean, psycho 0:02:32.200 --> 0:02:36.360 fans in Philly, whether they're killing Santa or eating feces. 0:02:36.760 --> 0:02:39.359 You guys care. They care a lot, I actual much. 0:02:39.440 --> 0:02:42.000 Some would say gotten a crazy argument over a guy 0:02:42.200 --> 0:02:44.880 he was making fun of my haircut all game long 0:02:45.480 --> 0:02:48.640 in Philadelphia. I thought it was a good haircut. What 0:02:48.720 --> 0:02:50.639 was he saying? I don't know. I had like these 0:02:50.680 --> 0:02:54.200 two like zigzags or something in the back of my head. 0:02:54.240 --> 0:02:57.000 He's like, hey, gentle man, you're not cool enough for that. 0:02:57.200 --> 0:03:01.840 I'm like, hey, if you, dude, but uh no. But 0:03:02.400 --> 0:03:06.800 my first reaction to this game, we just go in 0:03:06.840 --> 0:03:10.680 and we just talked about how special Chicago is and sports. 0:03:11.680 --> 0:03:14.880 My first reaction is, is this always gonna happen to Chicago? 0:03:15.960 --> 0:03:17.480 I mean, they had the nineties Bowl, they had the 0:03:17.560 --> 0:03:20.000 nineties Bulls, but we're talking football. It's been eighty since 0:03:20.040 --> 0:03:23.160 the eighty five Bears. Yeah, eighty five Bears, which was 0:03:23.200 --> 0:03:25.280 considered one of the best teams of all time that 0:03:25.360 --> 0:03:29.040 only won one Super Bowl. Did this team have championship aspirations? 0:03:29.280 --> 0:03:33.040 I mean they traded for Khleia Mack. First game, comes out, 0:03:33.160 --> 0:03:36.400 has a huge game, Their defense is roaring the year 0:03:36.640 --> 0:03:40.800 to insane. They got Mitchell Trubisky, who's the second pick 0:03:40.840 --> 0:03:44.720 overall in this game, played pretty decent. That last drive 0:03:44.920 --> 0:03:48.480 was impressive. It I mean, he did everything the team 0:03:48.560 --> 0:03:51.120 needed him to do to get his team into field. 0:03:51.120 --> 0:03:55.880 Goal range rolette situation, meaning the time is more important 0:03:55.920 --> 0:03:58.040 than the points. They sucked down all the time as 0:03:58.120 --> 0:04:00.160 much as they wanted. They tried to get Parky out 0:04:00.200 --> 0:04:04.080 there to go out and kick a field goal, and 0:04:04.160 --> 0:04:06.400 the rest is he's set it up that double doink, 0:04:06.640 --> 0:04:09.760 the hits the side, hits the bottom. Like, how do 0:04:09.840 --> 0:04:12.760 you the bad luck you have to That's literally like 0:04:12.800 --> 0:04:14.800 being on a flight that's going down and as you're 0:04:14.800 --> 0:04:17.560 going down, someone like punches you in the face, and 0:04:17.680 --> 0:04:22.000 it's brutal, very brutal, and it's and it's it's honestly, 0:04:22.520 --> 0:04:26.200 it's It sucks for the special teams of Chicago because 0:04:26.320 --> 0:04:31.279 all game long, the punter inside the five, inside the five, 0:04:31.440 --> 0:04:34.120 he was killing it, killing it Parky. He had some 0:04:34.160 --> 0:04:36.880 good field goals going into half. What do you have 0:04:36.920 --> 0:04:38.640 three or four? Jack how many field goals do you have? 0:04:38.800 --> 0:04:41.760 Parky was three for four, hit one at the end 0:04:41.760 --> 0:04:43.560 of the first half to put him up six to three. 0:04:43.680 --> 0:04:46.120 So yeah, he was all right. I mean, he was 0:04:46.160 --> 0:04:49.159 having a decent game. And then you know they have 0:04:49.279 --> 0:04:52.720 the kickoff return by who is that Jackie? Twenty nine. 0:04:53.920 --> 0:04:57.360 I want to say Tariko. Incredible run, incredible run. Everything 0:04:57.360 --> 0:05:00.400 seemed to like, go right until the doink and till no, 0:05:00.600 --> 0:05:03.400 the second doint the second doing the first doink, You're like, 0:05:03.480 --> 0:05:08.120 it's dwinking in. Yeah, the second doink it doinked out, Jackie, 0:05:08.160 --> 0:05:10.160 What do you got? That was Josh Bellamy on the 0:05:10.200 --> 0:05:13.720 Second Return. Josh Bellamy not to be confused with Bill Bellamy. No, 0:05:14.040 --> 0:05:17.000 of course I can't confuse that, Jock. I mean, who 0:05:17.080 --> 0:05:20.760 was in any given Sunday a movie we've referenced about, Yeah, 0:05:20.800 --> 0:05:26.120 five times. Let's go back. Let's go back to January sixth, 0:05:26.360 --> 0:05:31.320 twenty nineteen. January sixth, twenty nineteen. What were you doing then, 0:05:32.320 --> 0:05:36.839 twenty twenty nineteen? I was. I was a comic on 0:05:36.880 --> 0:05:39.520 the road, just doing I don't know what city I 0:05:39.560 --> 0:05:41.720 was in at the time, but uh, I was out there. 0:05:41.760 --> 0:05:45.320 How about you? Twenty nineteen? That was a good year 0:05:45.320 --> 0:05:48.200 for you, right, No, that was the beginning of the end. 0:05:48.520 --> 0:05:51.000 That's true. Damn, that's right. That was Yeah. That was 0:05:51.040 --> 0:05:55.240 the year that we we got kicked out of the 0:05:55.279 --> 0:06:01.680 first round of the playoffs and Tom Brady left us. No, 0:06:01.720 --> 0:06:09.599 not in twenty nineteen. The beginning. Oh yeah, I was like, 0:06:09.680 --> 0:06:11.559 I'm not going to tell him what but I remember 0:06:11.600 --> 0:06:13.680 it being good for him. But actually we won the 0:06:13.720 --> 0:06:16.080 Super Bowl that year. I did not. We had a 0:06:16.080 --> 0:06:18.919 lot in my career. You won the super Bowl in 0:06:18.920 --> 0:06:21.840 twenty We won the super Bowl in twenty eight So 0:06:22.160 --> 0:06:26.400 that's the thing. A twenty eighteen season ends in twenty nineteen. 0:06:26.480 --> 0:06:29.320 It's kind of like when you graduate high school. I 0:06:29.360 --> 0:06:32.880 always think about four, but I was really five because 0:06:32.920 --> 0:06:35.560 I was on the four football team on varsity. So 0:06:35.600 --> 0:06:37.800 like you always, it's a saying, I don't know, no, no, 0:06:37.839 --> 0:06:39.200 we got it. We had a good year. We had 0:06:39.200 --> 0:06:42.159 a good year. This year. We were doing well. But 0:06:43.040 --> 0:06:47.000 what was what was going on in pop culture? The 0:06:47.120 --> 0:06:50.320 number one movie in America was Aquaman, which I did 0:06:50.320 --> 0:06:53.920 not see. Amber Herd's life has changed a lot since then. 0:06:54.400 --> 0:06:57.719 This was this was pre a lot of that. Yeah, 0:06:57.760 --> 0:07:02.559 it was, Yeah, I never saw I mean, the dude 0:07:02.600 --> 0:07:04.680 is a beast who what's his name? In Mamoa. Yeah, 0:07:04.880 --> 0:07:10.320 he just he's like good looking, yoked, exotic. Yeah, he's 0:07:10.360 --> 0:07:12.800 got he's got it all. But I just never saw it. 0:07:12.920 --> 0:07:15.760 I never got in it, never got in it. Ridiculous 0:07:15.840 --> 0:07:22.000 trends fancy fancy. Doesn't that eliminate the purpose of crocs? 0:07:22.040 --> 0:07:24.920 Have you seen the high heel croc. It's the dumbest 0:07:24.920 --> 0:07:27.080 thing I've ever seen. It's a pull it up. It's 0:07:27.080 --> 0:07:31.360 a crock with high heels. So it's it's ugly and 0:07:31.440 --> 0:07:33.920 it's uncomfortable. It's like having sex with an ugly person 0:07:33.960 --> 0:07:36.720 with a bad personality. Look at this, Look at that? 0:07:37.680 --> 0:07:41.320 Who would wear that? Oh my, I wonder if they're comfy. 0:07:42.360 --> 0:07:47.000 They don't look comfy. That's that's gotta be. Are they 0:07:47.000 --> 0:07:49.560 hard to walk in? Hey? Look they're high heels. They 0:07:49.560 --> 0:07:51.720 can't be easy. But so but you would think with 0:07:51.760 --> 0:07:54.040 the high heel And I don't know this from any 0:07:54.080 --> 0:07:57.360 experience or any thing, but I'm just saying, you probably 0:07:57.400 --> 0:08:00.480 want something stiff to step down on, so you're not 0:08:00.560 --> 0:08:03.560 like your stability. I don't know that that's bad. It's 0:08:03.560 --> 0:08:07.000 a bad idea. There was the Marie Condo minimalism, which 0:08:07.160 --> 0:08:10.080 annoyed the hell out of me. Because we're New Yorkers. 0:08:10.080 --> 0:08:12.240 Our spaces are small. You have a TV and a 0:08:12.280 --> 0:08:15.560 desk in New York you're a hoarder basically, that's our space. 0:08:15.880 --> 0:08:18.200 So the minimalism, that's great. If you're in the Midwest, 0:08:18.200 --> 0:08:20.400 you've got a lot of space. New Yorkers. We have 0:08:20.400 --> 0:08:22.920 to make do with small space? Got it? What does 0:08:22.920 --> 0:08:25.000 this even mean? What was this? Can you explain this 0:08:25.040 --> 0:08:26.880 to me? What is this? It was like get rid 0:08:26.880 --> 0:08:31.320 of everything that didn't have meaning to you. Yeah, I'm 0:08:31.320 --> 0:08:34.160 a hoarder. I'm a hoarder. I'm a order Yeah yeah, 0:08:34.160 --> 0:08:36.720 it's I yell at my mom for it, like, mom, 0:08:36.760 --> 0:08:38.160 can you throw this way? And then I look at 0:08:38.160 --> 0:08:41.280 my place, I'm like that that's a ticket stuff from 0:08:41.440 --> 0:08:43.560 ten years ago. Why do I have this? I used 0:08:43.559 --> 0:08:46.760 to have a haul of Oates cover band. I can't 0:08:46.800 --> 0:08:49.599 I still couldn't throw it away. Oh dude, it's impossible. 0:08:49.880 --> 0:08:51.760 I just love my shit. I did a bit on 0:08:51.840 --> 0:08:53.480 Last Comic Standing Back in the Day where I said 0:08:53.480 --> 0:08:55.520 I used to dat a hoarder and she broke up 0:08:55.520 --> 0:08:57.040 with me, which stung. I was like, the one thing 0:08:57.120 --> 0:09:01.840 she can get rid of it was and nor McDonald 0:09:01.840 --> 0:09:03.520 was one of the judges. He's like, that's a great joke, 0:09:03.559 --> 0:09:06.800 and I was like, norm lrip dog, No one was 0:09:07.160 --> 0:09:12.679 a legend. H So yeah, this was twenty nineteen and 0:09:12.800 --> 0:09:16.280 the egg on Instagram fifty four million likes? Do we 0:09:16.280 --> 0:09:18.560 have a picture of that? Jackie? Like? What? What was 0:09:18.600 --> 0:09:22.320 that that was so weird. I mean, the things that 0:09:23.240 --> 0:09:27.920 people like these days, and that's how divided America is 0:09:27.920 --> 0:09:29.800 is an egg is the only thing we can agree on. 0:09:30.440 --> 0:09:33.079 It was the what was it? The color? Why was 0:09:33.120 --> 0:09:36.480 this so big? Jack? I have honestly no idea. You know, 0:09:36.480 --> 0:09:38.400 there's some white supremacist group that was like, why does 0:09:38.440 --> 0:09:41.640 it have to be a brown egg? Why can't we 0:09:41.640 --> 0:09:44.000 be a white egg? My eggs are usually white, right? 0:09:44.960 --> 0:09:47.439 You know? That was like a KKK talking point. This 0:09:47.600 --> 0:09:52.600 is a disgrace. What else? The fire Festival doc that 0:09:52.720 --> 0:09:56.080 was solid. That was that was very good. I mean 0:09:56.840 --> 0:09:58.880 that dude, you remember that dude's face, the one who 0:09:58.880 --> 0:10:01.760 said he would suck dick for one No, remember the dude. 0:10:01.800 --> 0:10:04.640 I'm talking everyone remembers it. That guy was the man. 0:10:05.800 --> 0:10:09.360 Could you imagine spending a bunch of month and this 0:10:09.440 --> 0:10:13.040 is like in the heat right before twenty twenty and 0:10:13.440 --> 0:10:17.960 COVID and everything, so like festivals were like roaring, everyone's 0:10:18.000 --> 0:10:21.840 going to this, Everyone's going to that. Could you imagine 0:10:21.880 --> 0:10:26.960 showing up to an island that looked like pretty much 0:10:27.960 --> 0:10:29.600 I don't want to say it, but it looked like 0:10:29.600 --> 0:10:34.040 like an internment camp. I mean, some would say it 0:10:34.080 --> 0:10:38.439 was like Nazi Germany. I'm just saying it looked bad 0:10:38.920 --> 0:10:41.160 and I'm not trying to poke. No fun, we don't poke. 0:10:41.200 --> 0:10:43.280 Can you imagine how much Jewish we are about Jewish? 0:10:43.360 --> 0:10:45.280 Can you imagine how bad the Holocaust would have been 0:10:45.280 --> 0:10:49.400 if jow Rule was promoting us. They're like, Jesus, this 0:10:49.440 --> 0:10:53.280 is terrible. But it was jow Rule like ten years 0:10:53.320 --> 0:10:56.040 out of his prime. Yeah, yeah, he's still shirtless for 0:10:56.040 --> 0:10:58.040 some reason. But you're like, I don't. I did love 0:10:58.080 --> 0:11:02.200 that one song by John Everybody, lady. He had some 0:11:02.240 --> 0:11:04.679 good stuff. He had some good Oh dude, how about Uh? 0:11:05.120 --> 0:11:07.600 Do you ever see the clip of Job at the 0:11:07.640 --> 0:11:11.160 Bucks game where he's like are you ready? And they 0:11:11.160 --> 0:11:14.080 have a technical difficulty and he's like, uh, never mind. 0:11:15.120 --> 0:11:17.120 He had to like retake and are you I was like, ah, 0:11:17.160 --> 0:11:19.800 this is a is a bummer. No. I never saw 0:11:19.840 --> 0:11:22.720 that one, Sam, I never saw that one. This is 0:11:23.080 --> 0:11:26.600 highlights from the World of Sports in twenty nineteen. This 0:11:26.640 --> 0:11:31.800 is the Clemson Trevor Lawrence versus the Alabama Tua tongue 0:11:31.880 --> 0:11:35.480 boy aloa the son that they said, right Jack, that 0:11:35.600 --> 0:11:38.480 was correct, Thank you, Jeckie. It's where they met in 0:11:38.559 --> 0:11:41.640 the title game Clemson won. This is the one time 0:11:41.720 --> 0:11:44.560 Alabama didn't get there in the last five years. That 0:11:44.679 --> 0:11:49.120 turned out to be an interesting game. Two elite quarterbacks 0:11:49.160 --> 0:11:54.160 in college that really haven't found their their run, their 0:11:54.240 --> 0:11:57.120 legs and the league yet. Which that that brings up 0:11:57.160 --> 0:11:59.000 a point everyone wants to say, oh, well, you know 0:11:59.000 --> 0:12:02.720 they had good Sometimes it's the best ecosystem you're drafted to, 0:12:02.840 --> 0:12:05.480 and anytime you're drafted number one or number two, you're 0:12:05.480 --> 0:12:08.040 probably not going to a good ecosystem. Yeah, it's kind 0:12:08.040 --> 0:12:09.720 of messed up that you're the best and they're like, 0:12:09.880 --> 0:12:13.720 enjoy Jacksonville. You know, it's like it's a debt. It's 0:12:13.800 --> 0:12:16.280 it's very hard. Man. That's got to be very hard 0:12:16.280 --> 0:12:18.760 to be, you know. I mean there's guys that have 0:12:18.840 --> 0:12:22.679 done at Peyton Manning he flipped a you know, an organization. Uh, 0:12:22.840 --> 0:12:27.120 but you know it's it's but it was tough, very tough. 0:12:27.280 --> 0:12:29.320 I mean, can you imagine going to a team that 0:12:29.720 --> 0:12:35.120 won one game? No one goes to the games You're 0:12:35.120 --> 0:12:41.480 coming from Clemson, it's lights out. It's like nirvana every 0:12:41.520 --> 0:12:44.160 time you go to a game in college. Then you 0:12:44.240 --> 0:12:46.600 got to go to Jacksonville and it's like the end 0:12:46.640 --> 0:12:49.240 of Nirvana. It's the end of Nirvana and like the 0:12:49.800 --> 0:12:51.800 you know, I've never been to Jacksonville like that, but 0:12:51.840 --> 0:12:55.000 I mean I can only imagine, yeah, that there's probably 0:12:55.000 --> 0:12:59.280 like Applebee's and which could be a good lordest hit 0:12:59.360 --> 0:13:02.000 or misses the state. Let's be honest, it is Florida's 0:13:02.040 --> 0:13:04.440 got some banger cities and they've got somewhere We're like, ah, 0:13:04.480 --> 0:13:07.920 this this sucks. I got I got COVID in Orlando, 0:13:07.920 --> 0:13:09.560 and I'm lucky. That's all I got. Let's put it 0:13:09.600 --> 0:13:13.440 that way. Oh my, I've never been more pro choice 0:13:13.480 --> 0:13:15.240 in my life than on a flight back from Orlando. 0:13:15.400 --> 0:13:18.040 Kill all these kids. I wanted to I wanted to 0:13:18.040 --> 0:13:22.880 suffocate one with my travel pillow on the flight. Oh 0:13:22.920 --> 0:13:27.120 my god. So what uh? We got these? We got 0:13:27.120 --> 0:13:29.280 these tweets? Yeah, we got tweet What did Julian tweet 0:13:29.280 --> 0:13:30.839 this day? We do not have a record of that. 0:13:31.320 --> 0:13:33.679 We have mine. What did I do? What was it? 0:13:33.760 --> 0:13:38.439 Can we do? Man? What did Sam tweet? The premiere 0:13:38.520 --> 0:13:41.520 of The Mass Singer was weird? Was that just the 0:13:41.840 --> 0:13:44.839 game from pulp fiction? Is that what I got? That's 0:13:44.920 --> 0:13:47.840 that was fun? Didn't Gronk do the Max the mass 0:13:47.880 --> 0:13:52.800 singer he did. That show's got Range Gronk and Rudy Giuliani. 0:13:54.120 --> 0:13:57.120 That's crazy. They really, they're all over the place. Man 0:13:57.360 --> 0:14:01.360 Gronk does it all he does. He's an ever, a 0:14:01.480 --> 0:14:05.160 jack of all trades. Really, it was we just did 0:14:05.200 --> 0:14:09.320 Gronk beach Over in Vegas and I'm still recovering. That 0:14:09.400 --> 0:14:12.520 was two weeks ago. So let's get to the teams. 0:14:12.960 --> 0:14:17.280 So the twenty eighteen Philadelphia Eagles were nine and seven. 0:14:17.320 --> 0:14:19.680 They were the defending Super Bowl True did they beat 0:14:20.320 --> 0:14:22.400 I don't remember. I don't know they beat them. Some 0:14:22.480 --> 0:14:25.760 of us have definitely blocked that out. I wasn't playing. 0:14:26.200 --> 0:14:30.440 I was actually at that game, and I was with 0:14:30.560 --> 0:14:34.160 Guy Fiertti and I was supposed to go sit in 0:14:34.160 --> 0:14:37.280 his box, but it was owned by the Indianapolis Colts. 0:14:38.200 --> 0:14:40.960 So I literally sitting with Guy Fiertti in the box 0:14:41.960 --> 0:14:46.480 and someone from the Colts organization makes me leave what 0:14:47.000 --> 0:14:49.920 they made me leave the box? So I end up 0:14:49.960 --> 0:14:52.040 going into some random Why did they make you leave 0:14:52.080 --> 0:14:55.280 because you're a patriot? I guess, I guess, I mean, 0:14:55.320 --> 0:14:58.240 what does does Guy stand up for you? No? I 0:14:58.240 --> 0:15:00.040 mean Guy was trying everything he could, but I I 0:15:00.080 --> 0:15:02.800 think it was someone really high up over there, which 0:15:02.880 --> 0:15:04.840 you know, that kind of hurt my feelings, but it's 0:15:04.920 --> 0:15:07.560 messed up, dude. I met some dude randomly at a 0:15:07.560 --> 0:15:11.240 different box, literally sitting with random fans in another box 0:15:11.480 --> 0:15:14.960 watching this Super Bowl. It was it was something I'll 0:15:14.960 --> 0:15:17.120 never forget. What about what was guy eating? Do you 0:15:17.120 --> 0:15:24.600 remember he was? He was probably eating? No, I don't. 0:15:24.600 --> 0:15:26.520 I was out of the box, Sam, I didn't have 0:15:26.560 --> 0:15:28.880 to sit with him. No, you don't even have any guy. Oh, 0:15:29.160 --> 0:15:30.960 does Jack know what he was eating? I believe it 0:15:31.040 --> 0:15:36.440 was that good Jules's Chris Ballard ring any bells That 0:15:36.520 --> 0:15:38.920 was a GM of the Colts at the time. Yeah, 0:15:38.960 --> 0:15:40.560 I don't know if it was him. I'm not going 0:15:40.600 --> 0:15:43.040 to put out no names there, but I definitely got 0:15:43.480 --> 0:15:48.040 taken out, almost in handcuffs. And then honestly, and then 0:15:48.600 --> 0:15:51.720 another story. You remember Kyle Shanahan. We talked about him 0:15:51.720 --> 0:15:54.000 in a previous episode that was going on to the Niners. 0:15:54.600 --> 0:15:57.680 You know, I had a couple Grandpa's old cough medicines 0:15:57.720 --> 0:16:01.440 that game, so I was feeling kind of frisky. Go 0:16:01.520 --> 0:16:04.200 to the bathroom, which I thought all boxes usually have 0:16:04.240 --> 0:16:06.600 their own bathrooms, but there's like a you know, there's 0:16:06.640 --> 0:16:09.280 like a public bathroom for these boxes over in Minnesota. 0:16:09.320 --> 0:16:10.640 It was a little weird to me. But I go 0:16:10.680 --> 0:16:12.800 in there and I'm taking a piss and this guy 0:16:12.840 --> 0:16:16.000 starts talking about the super Bowl the year before. I'm like, 0:16:16.520 --> 0:16:18.480 who is this guy? I'm a little you know, I'm 0:16:18.480 --> 0:16:19.720 a little hammered. I got a little, you know, a 0:16:19.720 --> 0:16:23.640 little buzz on, and yeah, you're an older jurnal, you know. 0:16:23.680 --> 0:16:26.880 And I'm like, all right, dude, yeah, And and I 0:16:26.960 --> 0:16:29.040 look over. He goes, you don't know who I am? 0:16:29.080 --> 0:16:31.920 And I go, I really don't. He goes, I'm Kyle Shanahan. 0:16:32.000 --> 0:16:35.760 Nice to meet you. He did the handshake midstream, not 0:16:35.920 --> 0:16:38.280 mid stream, but like we were. We were leaving going 0:16:38.320 --> 0:16:42.160 to sinks, and I was like, man, I never really 0:16:42.240 --> 0:16:44.880 knew how you looked. And we played in the year before. 0:16:45.360 --> 0:16:48.440 He asked me some personal things and I was like, yeah, 0:16:49.280 --> 0:16:51.520 we'll see how it goes. That's a that's out of 0:16:51.560 --> 0:16:54.400 a movie. You're an oly urinal urinal to urinal Dick's 0:16:54.440 --> 0:17:00.040 ass full chatting chatting. Yeah, I love it. Yeah. So 0:17:00.120 --> 0:17:04.360 this is I mean, this was a crazy game leading 0:17:04.400 --> 0:17:06.560 up to this. So they're the champs that coming out 0:17:06.600 --> 0:17:10.840 being Chams falls again replaces Carson Wentz. I mean that 0:17:10.960 --> 0:17:13.359 is it's like being an understudy where you're like, but 0:17:13.400 --> 0:17:17.440 I'm doing better. Isn't that weird? Well it wasn't. I 0:17:17.520 --> 0:17:20.480 think Carson Wentz this year he was having an MVP 0:17:20.800 --> 0:17:23.919 type year the year before, the year before, year before, 0:17:24.200 --> 0:17:26.120 but the only year he wasn't that good? Right, And 0:17:26.119 --> 0:17:28.000 and it's gotta be weird. Wentz is the guy who 0:17:28.000 --> 0:17:31.080 comes in with all the heat to Philly and folds 0:17:31.080 --> 0:17:33.560 is the one who brings him the super Bowl, and 0:17:33.560 --> 0:17:38.080 and he leaves as Philly's child. Yeah, he's literally what 0:17:38.200 --> 0:17:40.840 is the brother the city of brotherly love. They love 0:17:41.240 --> 0:17:44.000 some big dick. Nick does he have a big dick? 0:17:45.240 --> 0:17:46.960 I have not been in the urinal with him, but 0:17:47.080 --> 0:17:50.879 there are so many rumors and talks, and this is 0:17:51.200 --> 0:17:52.840 I'm gonna I'm gonna get to a urinal and this 0:17:52.880 --> 0:17:55.720 is a different conference and different division, and I'm hearing 0:17:55.720 --> 0:17:58.320 this through the grapevine. So I mean, that's that's yeah, 0:17:58.359 --> 0:18:01.480 what we got. Kind of funny. He shares a backfield 0:18:01.480 --> 0:18:07.280 with a guy named Smallwood. I really I think so 0:18:07.400 --> 0:18:08.879 highly of Jack. I think he's gonna come in and 0:18:08.920 --> 0:18:11.119 be like, we have Nick's dick. It is eight and 0:18:11.160 --> 0:18:14.040 a half inches. I'm like, wow, nice, good, good work. Jack. 0:18:15.200 --> 0:18:16.880 I'm gonna I'm gonna pull up to a urinal next 0:18:16.880 --> 0:18:18.280 to Nick and be like, Nick, you don't know who 0:18:18.320 --> 0:18:20.920 I am, do you? I know you've got a big 0:18:20.960 --> 0:18:24.320 pipe whip the ruler I know. Julian Edelman, he says, 0:18:24.320 --> 0:18:26.679 you have a big dick, and they'll be like security. 0:18:29.920 --> 0:18:31.879 So this is yeah, the second season folds is that 0:18:31.960 --> 0:18:36.320 to replace Went's super weird. They needed a win in 0:18:36.400 --> 0:18:40.520 Week seventeen against Washington for a playoff berth and they 0:18:40.560 --> 0:18:43.320 got it. So here they are. This is this is 0:18:43.440 --> 0:18:47.560 a crazy so many things aligning for Philly two straight years. 0:18:47.680 --> 0:18:51.159 Al Sean Jeffries. Yeah, Jeffrey goes out and has a 0:18:51.160 --> 0:18:53.439 little revenge game against the Bears. He was with the 0:18:53.440 --> 0:18:56.240 Bears before Darren Sprolls, a guy that we haven't seen 0:18:56.280 --> 0:18:58.760 in a while. We haven't seen, but this was in 0:18:58.800 --> 0:19:02.560 the heat of when Darren Spoils was Darren Sproles unbelievable 0:19:02.640 --> 0:19:06.960 third down running back, crazy career, crazy career rants. I 0:19:07.000 --> 0:19:09.000 always got so mad that I had to play in 0:19:09.000 --> 0:19:11.119 his era because he always took the Pro Bowl for 0:19:11.160 --> 0:19:14.320 punt return because he was so goddamn good, you know. 0:19:14.320 --> 0:19:16.720 And then he had zach Ertz, who was clearly a 0:19:16.760 --> 0:19:19.400 stud for that team. The Chicago Bears, on the other hand, 0:19:20.960 --> 0:19:25.440 they picked pick to finish last in their division. Wasn't 0:19:25.640 --> 0:19:28.160 was They had Naggy it was his first or second year. 0:19:28.920 --> 0:19:32.120 The very first game, they traded for Khalil Mack Kleio Mack, 0:19:32.480 --> 0:19:35.040 which everyone's like pissed at the Raiders for letting him go, 0:19:35.160 --> 0:19:38.560 but it makes that defense elite. They get on a 0:19:38.760 --> 0:19:43.520 crazy record. They have Mitchell Trubisky, drafted second overall in 0:19:43.600 --> 0:19:48.200 his second season, they get they bring offensive minded guy 0:19:48.320 --> 0:19:51.840 for Naggy for Mitch doing good things. They're twelve and 0:19:52.000 --> 0:19:55.440 four in the first year. I mean, things were looking 0:19:55.480 --> 0:19:58.160 to be pretty good for these Bears, like they were 0:19:58.160 --> 0:20:01.840 going into this game probably feeling calm, confident. Won nine 0:20:01.880 --> 0:20:04.360 out of their last ten games, so they're getting wins 0:20:04.480 --> 0:20:07.840 left and right. And they beat the Vikings in week 0:20:07.920 --> 0:20:11.720 seventeen to help Philly actually make the playoffs. So like 0:20:12.400 --> 0:20:15.840 I bet you, they were already in. They probably little 0:20:15.880 --> 0:20:18.440 piss that they won that one. Good season for Trubisky 0:20:18.520 --> 0:20:21.040 by the way, three two hundred and twenty three yards, 0:20:21.080 --> 0:20:25.320 twenty four touchdowns, twelve interceptions, three rush touchdowns. But you've 0:20:25.320 --> 0:20:27.400 said to me that you didn't like how much you ran. 0:20:27.800 --> 0:20:32.199 Not always, you know, sometimes it's it's it's great to 0:20:32.240 --> 0:20:35.520 have your quarterback run. But I like seeing the quarterbacks 0:20:35.520 --> 0:20:39.000 that run with their eyes down field. A Lah, Aaron Rodgers, 0:20:39.040 --> 0:20:43.239 a La, Patrick Mahomes, all, Josh Allen, guys that are 0:20:43.280 --> 0:20:45.840 on some elite teams that are playing at a high 0:20:45.880 --> 0:20:49.879 elite level. They have escapability, just like you know Mitch does. 0:20:49.880 --> 0:20:52.879 Mitch has that ability, but they keep their eyes down field. 0:20:53.359 --> 0:20:56.080 And that's something you know, watching these games over the 0:20:56.160 --> 0:20:59.280 years with Mitch, you know he's gotten better over his 0:20:59.359 --> 0:21:02.080 year last you're being a guy that sat on the bench. 0:21:02.160 --> 0:21:05.200 Gots we got to watch Josh Allen in Buffalo. It'll 0:21:05.200 --> 0:21:07.040 be interesting to see what he does this year with 0:21:07.119 --> 0:21:09.920 the Steelers. I'm sure he's gonna be a lot more 0:21:09.960 --> 0:21:14.040 matured and hopefully he keeps those eyes downfield. Yeah, things 0:21:14.080 --> 0:21:17.560 we remember from this game, I mean it's named the 0:21:17.600 --> 0:21:21.000 double Doink. Got you kinda gotta start with that. You 0:21:21.080 --> 0:21:25.400 remember that is probably one of the most painful ways 0:21:25.640 --> 0:21:29.680 to lose a playoff game. Yeah, having a pat type 0:21:30.119 --> 0:21:35.359 field goal to win in a city that when's the 0:21:35.440 --> 0:21:37.480 last time they've won a playoff game. It's been a 0:21:37.480 --> 0:21:42.080 long It's probably been fifteen years back when Irlaker was 0:21:42.080 --> 0:21:44.919 on the team. So like, as a good kicker and 0:21:44.960 --> 0:21:48.080 he's set up to win. I mean, was he a 0:21:48.119 --> 0:21:49.879 good kicker? I feel he was pretty good. I mean 0:21:49.880 --> 0:21:51.320 he was a good kicker that day. He was three 0:21:51.359 --> 0:21:53.640 for three going into that last kick, and he made 0:21:53.720 --> 0:21:56.359 it before they called a time out and it went through. 0:21:57.160 --> 0:22:00.600 So that's that's suck the ice, the ice, the ice, 0:22:00.720 --> 0:22:04.439 the ice, the kicker, and it worked. Lady got out, dude, Einhorn. 0:22:05.880 --> 0:22:10.280 Parky had hit the upright. Yeah, six times prior to 0:22:10.280 --> 0:22:13.360 that that season, four coming in a game against Detroit. 0:22:13.680 --> 0:22:16.679 That's crazy. That's not good. No, And a lot of 0:22:16.680 --> 0:22:19.119 this goes back. This game is in twenty nineteen, but 0:22:19.160 --> 0:22:20.960 a lot of it dates back to twenty sixteen when 0:22:20.960 --> 0:22:24.600 they cut Robbie Gould and had a revolving door of kickers. 0:22:25.160 --> 0:22:30.160 Revolving door of kickers, Connor Barth, Cairo Santos, Mike Nugent 0:22:31.080 --> 0:22:36.760 and the man Egen. Yeah. Ted Nugent's son is Nick 0:22:36.800 --> 0:22:41.879