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Speaker 1: Remember, if you want to tell us a dirty little secret,

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Speaker 1: allays to do is text in four one oh six one,

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Speaker 1: and you can tell us anything and we'll keep it

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Speaker 1: a secret for you, not really keep it a secret

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Speaker 1: because we tell everyone. We tell everyone, but we keep

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Speaker 1: you anonymous. Nobody knows your name or your voice, and

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Speaker 1: we don't even ask your name. That's why everybody who

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Speaker 1: calls in with a dirty little secret gets a fake

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Speaker 1: anonymous nickname. And on the phone right now, Ben Roethlisburger, beer,

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Speaker 1: what's up? Ben Ruthselsburger. Still, thank you? So what other

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Speaker 1: than the things that you've been accused of in the

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Speaker 1: past that have been in the news, it's one of

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Speaker 1: your dirty little secrets, Ben Ruthlsburger. That's that's funny, that's funny. Um, thanks, yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: I um, honestly, I'm just, you know, a fan of envelopes.

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Speaker 1: Uh what did you say? Envelopes? You know stuff? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I um what does that mean? Like you?

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Speaker 1: But like you, you watch envelopes and cheer for them.

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Speaker 1: Here you asked for their autograph. Like, what do you

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Speaker 1: mean a fan of envelopes? I like, you know, I

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Speaker 1: like I like how they taste. What enopes paper. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I like, yeah, I like to like the envelopes, to

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Speaker 1: look them like the thing that seals them, right, not

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Speaker 1: the paper, that's yeah, not the paper, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: the thing that in my mind knows like that makes

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Speaker 1: it better. That doesn't matter, that's fine. You're not eating

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Speaker 1: the envelopes. So you like to lick envelopes the Yes,

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Speaker 1: that's your dirty little secret. Yeah, that's my dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: I I love actually licking envelopes, like, I love it,

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Speaker 1: like it. Some taste better than the others, but some

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Speaker 1: taste terrible. Yeah. I don't think I've ever looked at

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Speaker 1: avelope them, but like this is delicious. Yeah. How did

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Speaker 1: you get into licking envelopes? Well, I remember the first time, honestly,

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Speaker 1: was when I was younger, I who used to do

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Speaker 1: pentiles and stuff like that, and I remember the specific

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Speaker 1: type of enolvelope that I used to get and it

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Speaker 1: just had this great sweet taste to it. And then

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Speaker 1: I just ever since then, I've been I'll just buy

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Speaker 1: stacks of envelopes and I just sit at home and

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Speaker 1: I like to lick them. I mean, wait, so, like,

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Speaker 1: do you have like a favorite envelope or where do

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Speaker 1: you get these envelopes, there's like tons on Amazon. Like

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Speaker 1: I'm just imagining you, like, oh my god, I can't

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Speaker 1: wait until you open up your package. Yeah no, I

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Speaker 1: just go to local martin get them. I don't like

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Speaker 1: waiting in the mail for them. I like to get

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Speaker 1: them pretty fast. So huh okay, So you just love

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Speaker 1: licking envelopes. That's your dirty little secret. Oh yeah, I

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Speaker 1: mean there's no better taste in this world than the

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Speaker 1: taste of envelope with I mean, that's it. That's just

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Speaker 1: it's the best. Strawberries tastes better than envelope clue mangoes. Mangoes.

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Speaker 1: Mangoes are good. I wonder if there is like flavors

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Speaker 1: of envelopes, you know, like you might want to check

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Speaker 1: our Amazon. Yeah, could change your world. Yeah, I mean

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Speaker 1: they have flavored ones on Amazon. I've actually ordered some

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Speaker 1: off there. But you know, nothing beats the original. That's

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Speaker 1: that's yeah. Yeah, I've thought that before. It's the original

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Speaker 1: envelope flavor. Well, thanks for telling us your dirty little secret, Joe.

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Speaker 1: Yeah of course. Uh yeah, okay, go look some envelopes today.

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Speaker 1: I am actually I bet you are all right? Thanks

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Speaker 1: all right, thanks does anybody feel like they need to

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Speaker 1: take a shower after I do feel I'm gonna go

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Speaker 1: look some envelopes. I don't want you, guys. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: good taste tests. I feel like scratch and sif you know, like,

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Speaker 1: do you know what he kind of means though about

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Speaker 1: they all sweet? But they have those ones that you

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Speaker 1: can just peel off and it has a little sticky stuff,

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Speaker 1: And that's what I might know. You know, he's got

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Speaker 1: to be super mad if he gets an envelope and

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Speaker 1: it's the one where he peels off and you like it.

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Speaker 1: I don't like licking envelopes. No, I've never liked the taste.

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Speaker 1: I don't like it. I don't mind it though. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Well some that I mind, some that I don't. Some

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Speaker 1: are pretty gross. I think the guy that called in

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Speaker 1: for the dirty little secret really likes some like Ima.

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean? What's your dirty little secret?