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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Your Guests again and

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Speaker 1: for Katy for a little while. First up, it's Chris Alvarado. Hey, Chris,

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Speaker 1: if you could master our usual skill like archery or

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Speaker 1: blastoming or whatever, what would it be M probably the

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Speaker 1: ability to go about my daily life without the crippling anxiety.

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Speaker 1: I feel just like walk down the street without thinking

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Speaker 1: is everyone looking at me? Is everybody person is looking

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Speaker 1: at me? This morning, I walk my dog, for instance,

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Speaker 1: and my dad got me this denim jacket, which is

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Speaker 1: a wild shot in the dark for my dad to

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Speaker 1: buy me clothes. He doesn't do that, but he bought

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Speaker 1: me this denim jacket. I wanted to try it out

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Speaker 1: this morning, just to fill it out. In my walk,

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Speaker 1: I can barely get to the fucking walk. Thank you,

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Speaker 1: jack is too tight. It was you're wearing denim pants

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Speaker 1: as well, and I got in your head anxiety. So archery,

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Speaker 1: There you go, There you go. Next up, it's Jackie

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Speaker 1: Gonzalez to Ruthie. Jackie, you're wearing a well Disney World shirts.

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Speaker 1: So that's kind of funny that I chose this question

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Speaker 1: for you. Have you ever had an awful experience at

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Speaker 1: an amusement park. Um, yes, so my senior year or

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Speaker 1: senior years in general in Florida, you go to grad night,

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Speaker 1: which is either at Walt disney World or Universal. They

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Speaker 1: have to change up, uh, which theme park you go

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Speaker 1: to because obviously it's all the students in Florida, and

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Speaker 1: it's different nights, different weekends. I was lucky enough to

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Speaker 1: match up theme parks and nights with my best friend,

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Speaker 1: who went to a different high school. I was unlucky

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Speaker 1: enough to have my best friend get dumped the night

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Speaker 1: before grad night by my boyfriend's twin brother and they

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Speaker 1: spent and like it had happened at like three o'clock

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Speaker 1: in the morning, the breakup, and she calls and also

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Speaker 1: grad night, you show up to school at an ungodly

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Speaker 1: hour because you have to drive to Orlando, so you

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Speaker 1: show up at like five am, and it's very odd.

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Speaker 1: So she calls me. She's like, you need to drive

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Speaker 1: me to school. And it was like what, She like,

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Speaker 1: you need to drive me to school? I drive her

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Speaker 1: to school. She is a wreck. She tells me Alexey

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Speaker 1: has and I'm calling him out. Alexey has dumped her.

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Speaker 1: But because it's so fresh, like they spend the whole

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Speaker 1: bus ride up like sitting next to each other, and

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Speaker 1: she's just crying, you know, because like she can't let

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Speaker 1: this go. This just happened. And we're on this forever

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Speaker 1: bus ride to Disney, and then we get to Disney

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Speaker 1: and her twin spends the whole time with the other

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Speaker 1: woman holding hands, and we're like going through the park

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Speaker 1: like trying to like avoid them and not see them,

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Speaker 1: but of course, but also like haunting for her to

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Speaker 1: like look at my boyfriend's face, which is identical to

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Speaker 1: her boyfriend. When you said her twin, I thought there

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Speaker 1: was an additional set of twins, and like, what the

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Speaker 1: world's happening? It was very traumatizing. But then we decided

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Speaker 1: to like redo that like Orlando trip, and we redid

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Speaker 1: it with Joey and his friends as like a really

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Speaker 1: as like a we need to refresh this city for her. Um,

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Speaker 1: that was the last time that she's been to the parks. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think I could speak for everybody in the Alchemy

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Speaker 1: this family when I say fuck you, Alexei. Yeah was

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Speaker 1: the bomb. Next up is James Heeney. Hey do you

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Speaker 1: have a guilty pleasure? Sci fire action movie? I let's

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Speaker 1: see know I'm proud of all of the sci fi,

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Speaker 1: Like I really, I don't know. I think that the

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Speaker 1: movie John dies at the end. I enjoy watching it,

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Speaker 1: even though it's just they didn't finish the whole book,

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Speaker 1: Like the book is ten times better. But I like

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Speaker 1: Paulcia Mahdi and the movie is still good. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I think I guess that would be my guilty pleasure.

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Speaker 1: John dies at the end, but only because it reminds

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Speaker 1: me how much I love the book. Yeah, that's pretty

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Speaker 1: decent film, though. I mean, I like crap like Prayer

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Speaker 1: for the roller Boys in the eighties and that's not

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Speaker 1: good at all. I love Logan's Run, but that's good, right,

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Speaker 1: that's not a bad that's classic. It's classic. Yeah, campy.

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Speaker 1: Next up is Craig Akowski. Craig, if he had to

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Speaker 1: choose which of the four is your favorite? Monkey? That's

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Speaker 1: 'm okay? Oh what do with the hat? You go?

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Speaker 1: It's just he just a little more beat nick and

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Speaker 1: I think that's probably pretty true. You walk the artistic

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Speaker 1: what's the most popular? One's named Craig the name, but

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Speaker 1: I guess David Jones was the cute one. David Jones, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: birth name is David changed it to Craig Acowsky for

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Speaker 1: show biz. For show it's Joey Greer. Joey. I hear

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Speaker 1: your eggshop got closed down on the promenade, but now

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Speaker 1: you've got a hot new place coming in. What is it?

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Speaker 1: Thank you for saying that in because that's exactly what

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Speaker 1: it is. It's hot. So we crank at the furnace.

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Speaker 1: It's all like a themed restaurant. So I cranked the

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Speaker 1: furnace right, and I got like charcoal grills going. I

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Speaker 1: got gas girls going, and they ain't cooking any meat.

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Speaker 1: You just sheved to this restaurant and you just start sweating.

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Speaker 1: It's great, all right. And I do have a two

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Speaker 1: jacket minimum entry, okay, regardless, everyone has to have two jackets.

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Speaker 1: You come in, you sit down, you're getting moose boosh,

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Speaker 1: which is like a little little drink, but that drink

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Speaker 1: boiling hot, so don't sip it. You will burn yourself.

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Speaker 1: And it gets hotter and hotter as the night goes

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Speaker 1: it's great, it's really fun. We're still working on our menu,

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Speaker 1: but so far the theme would just like just getting

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Speaker 1: hot in there, Nelly, don't come from me. Great. One

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Speaker 1: of those ice bars, you know, so it's just the

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Speaker 1: all of a sudden, it's just one of those ice bars,

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Speaker 1: which I've only seen like at that Triple X movie

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Speaker 1: what is that real? And then they're legit. There was

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Speaker 1: one night did that once where we we did these

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Speaker 1: little videos called culture Pops is to spend off from

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Speaker 1: our podcast where we would like go to locations and

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Speaker 1: our promo pictures is us wearing those big parkas inside

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Speaker 1: this like ice room and stuff. It's bring your own

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Speaker 1: parka or they have them hung up. Not a lot

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Speaker 1: of books floating around l A. They don't wash them.

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Speaker 1: In fact, they don't wah them between everyone. All right,

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Speaker 1: That's email. It's not anymore. I think we want to

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Speaker 1: retire that form. The front of the copy. Scene one

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Speaker 1: is from Alcolm Niac Mike del Rosso, who wrote, a

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Speaker 1: recipient of a new kidney or whatever body part is

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Speaker 1: funny to you finds out it was donated from a

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Speaker 1: werewolf hidtor um. How's it looking in there? Well, it

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Speaker 1: seems like he's got all the I'm looking at it.

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Speaker 1: I think we put all the organs in, but there's

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Speaker 1: an empty spot here. What look at this? Look at

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Speaker 1: into the room. I'm not even I'm not scrubbed. There's

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Speaker 1: a monitor in the behind the glass. There's a monitor

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Speaker 1: handling the camera at it. You see that there's a

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Speaker 1: missing gap here. Okay, So when the truck hit him,

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Speaker 1: guts went everywhere, everywhere and all in the plastic bags.

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Speaker 1: And we spent like a lot of time putting Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're right, everything seems to have fit, Like, what's that?

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Speaker 1: my god, I don't have a kidney. That's funny. That's

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Speaker 1: not funny that that's a serious organ. If you don't

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Speaker 1: have kidneys, you're not able to cycle the blood and

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Speaker 1: that liver's got clean blood to put the body. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: so just put it. Just put a kid You're not

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Speaker 1: fun he's fucked. He's fucked. My brother, go lose my chop.

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Speaker 1: He's gonna lose his life. Where do we get paying

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Speaker 1: student loans for being a get him? Just get him

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Speaker 1: a kidney? Then? Yeah, I mean pretty simple bears. You know,

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Speaker 1: they come, they ask for a cooler, We just hand

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Speaker 1: it over, you know, Yeah, we got it all stad

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Speaker 1: In the bag, any kind of organ you can fucking imagine.

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Speaker 1: We just got it. It's pretty wild. But thanks for

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Speaker 1: the thanks for the heads up about this. Uh about

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Speaker 1: the sweet gig bro Oh yeah yeah, well you know,

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Speaker 1: you this. You're gonna stay here. Yeah, but word of

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Speaker 1: the wise, some of these organs here might not be

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Speaker 1: uh clopascetic, if you know, changing changing. Hi there, Hi,

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Speaker 1: We're gonna walk in, gotta walk in. Are you do

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Speaker 1: you have a reservation? Uh? No, I found you guys

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Speaker 1: online up reviews. By the way, write that down trip

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Speaker 1: triple a organ donation with the first and the other pat.

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Speaker 1: I'm in a bit of a bind. Um. I know.

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Speaker 1: Typically there's waiting lists for organs if you go to

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Speaker 1: standard route. Um. But my brother Scots were splattered all

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Speaker 1: Christ was it a truck or Peter Bilt? Oh wow,

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Speaker 1: mine used to be on the Peter Built factory line. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I said, live music playing, Yeah, I said, live music

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Speaker 1: a great working That's what I said. I was like, damn,

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Speaker 1: So you're still friends with Randall? Uh? I know he

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Speaker 1: owes you money, but come on, he's a good man

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Speaker 1: man that owes me all right? I hate when that happens. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: Is there some urgency? So today's eminem, we're going to

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Speaker 1: be covering the death of Mr um John Laquait. Mr

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Speaker 1: John Luquait came in after a big truck had crashed

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Speaker 1: into him. His guts were full of gravel. Um, you

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Speaker 1: say today's eminem? Did she say that she did Marshall today? Seven?

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Speaker 1: Now I'm just gonna ask, don't excuse me, what's an eminem?

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Speaker 1: The fact that you all work at my hospital and

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Speaker 1: king I know blood. We have a doctor who accepts organs,

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Speaker 1: not from you knows, not from this very hospital, but

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Speaker 1: from random people on the street who just come in

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Speaker 1: with coolers. Sorry, sorry, the guy in bed thirteen. He

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Speaker 1: just he gave me this yurine sample, and I have

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Speaker 1: no idea what to do with it. Drink it, drink it?

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Speaker 1: Can we make don't chogging dot check? I'm getting different

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Speaker 1: didn't ship. Do you think that the biggest parade that

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Speaker 1: Pasadena has every year? And that includes the Rose Ball?

419
00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:58,480
Speaker 1: Why are you dressed up like the chess aired cat?

420
00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:03,080
Speaker 1: Yeah that's here. Oh I'm not a sentient cat. I'm

421
00:26:03,119 --> 00:26:06,879
Speaker 1: a person in a church your cats outfit? Do you

422
00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:12,000
Speaker 1: know if they're towing cars outside? Yes, okay, that those

423
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:14,439
Speaker 1: signs are large and have been up for days. Well,

424
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:16,320
Speaker 1: we just got here, So what do you tell me?

425
00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:17,840
Speaker 1: You tell me this little pieces of hash Browns in

426
00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:20,560
Speaker 1: the coffee. The how am I supposed to serve that?

427
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:24,840
Speaker 1: It's well, it's um, you just serve it in the coffee.

428
00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:26,720
Speaker 1: They were like his coffee because and you serve it

429
00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:31,120
Speaker 1: with a smile, and with a smile sucks. This restaurant

430
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:34,600
Speaker 1: used to mean something, used to be the hottest restaurant past.

431
00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:36,520
Speaker 1: People should come. I know it's not the same since

432
00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:38,560
Speaker 1: your father's gone. I know it's not the same, But

433
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:40,959
Speaker 1: I can't bring him back to life. They tried at

434
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:46,120
Speaker 1: the hospital. Won't you trusting else? Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome

435
00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:51,720
Speaker 1: back to the annual Passadena Potato Parade. I'm sky Dark

436
00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:56,239
Speaker 1: and I'm always joined by my co host Tell him

437
00:26:56,240 --> 00:27:01,600
Speaker 1: your name, Rick Santiago, Rick and Diego and Sky Dark

438
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:05,600
Speaker 1: come in live from a beautiful day. I'd say it's beautiful.

439
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:08,600
Speaker 1: Its beautiful potato weather. I think we can all agree

440
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:12,280
Speaker 1: on that that this is a prime day for potatoes

441
00:27:12,359 --> 00:27:16,680
Speaker 1: marching down a pre approved path. Now let's talk about

442
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:18,880
Speaker 1: the first second. Maybe some of our viewers don't understand

443
00:27:19,119 --> 00:27:22,159
Speaker 1: what makes good potato weather. Oh boy, well, you know,

444
00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:25,479
Speaker 1: if it's too overcast, the potatoes don't want to come out.

445
00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:27,239
Speaker 1: You know, they don't want to be out there. When

446
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:29,399
Speaker 1: it's just a little bit of sunshine coming through but

447
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:33,960
Speaker 1: not too hot, the potatoes blossom and their eyes see

448
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,640
Speaker 1: the world for the first open. Here we go. Look

449
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:39,280
Speaker 1: at this. We have the little groundings coming through. This

450
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:43,040
Speaker 1: is a favorite. Every cute, so cute, so cute. Just

451
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:46,880
Speaker 1: look at them. That's it's such a wonderful sight. Every year,

452
00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:50,879
Speaker 1: every anyway, we're getting international. Here we are about to

453
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:57,159
Speaker 1: get frenched. Everybody, we're getting fringed. Honestly, how do you

454
00:27:57,280 --> 00:28:00,760
Speaker 1: not know about the Pasadata potato parade? Hoasted by sky

455
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:02,760
Speaker 1: Dark the one day a year he's not up in

456
00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:11,320
Speaker 1: his helicopter reporting on traffic. I'm just with them, Listen.

457
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:14,959
Speaker 1: I wasn't expecting that there's going to be a parade outside. Um,

458
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:18,080
Speaker 1: but maybe we should. Well, you're in for a tree

459
00:28:18,119 --> 00:28:20,360
Speaker 1: because it's the best parade of the year, and you've

460
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:24,040
Speaker 1: got the catbird seat. Okay, Well that's uh, that's I

461
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:26,000
Speaker 1: guess I could just say that because I'm dressed as

462
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:31,640
Speaker 1: a James. Why don't we just stay well, I feel

463
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:34,200
Speaker 1: I'm pretty confident that I'm not in trouble, but I

464
00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:36,960
Speaker 1: worry about you. Three days I think I'm with you,

465
00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:39,400
Speaker 1: and I feel like I'm getting strength and he's here.

466
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:44,920
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what's in this coffee? Oh my god?

467
00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:49,080
Speaker 1: Well what is it? How do you taste delicious? Oh

468
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:52,160
Speaker 1: my god, No, don't stop drinking that coffee. Stop drinking

469
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:56,160
Speaker 1: that coffee. What is this waiter? We should we should

470
00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:58,320
Speaker 1: do something to bring them back. I know there's rituals,

471
00:28:58,360 --> 00:29:01,200
Speaker 1: all right, there are books. There are books we can

472
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:04,360
Speaker 1: use to bring him back. Or excuse me, YouTube, excuse

473
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:07,200
Speaker 1: me YouTube. There's there's something in my coffee, and I

474
00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:09,840
Speaker 1: need to confirm what it is. It's hash Brown's asshole,

475
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:14,280
Speaker 1: all right, that's family secret, my ass My father ran

476
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:18,520
Speaker 1: this place. I read it with their father. Oh sky,

477
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:21,880
Speaker 1: here they come, the bad boys of the Potato Parade,

478
00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:34,640
Speaker 1: Hash Browns what they want, and they're over here, over here,

479
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:41,200
Speaker 1: hashbrow ass Browns. Fuck you Jesus. They are mean, but

480
00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:43,800
Speaker 1: they're cute about it. Wait, it seems like they're tossing

481
00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:46,720
Speaker 1: Hashbrowns into the audience. People are just in their mouths

482
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:52,080
Speaker 1: and letting the Hashbron's fall right in lucky spectators smothered covered.

483
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:56,920
Speaker 1: Chuck James, what are you? What are you doing? You

484
00:29:56,960 --> 00:30:00,360
Speaker 1: look like you're control. I'm out of control. You look

485
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:03,480
Speaker 1: like you well, you know what it is. It's gonna

486
00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:07,080
Speaker 1: sound crazy, but inside of our coffee, it was a

487
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:09,480
Speaker 1: little bits of hashbrown. It's kind of like they used

488
00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:12,360
Speaker 1: to do chickory wooden coffee. I don't believe that. I

489
00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:14,240
Speaker 1: don't believe that for a second. And you're scaring me,

490
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:16,960
Speaker 1: and now I feel uneasy. And look right now, it's

491
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,720
Speaker 1: the hashbrown portion of the parade and they're throwing out samples.

492
00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:22,600
Speaker 1: This is great news. It's what you call it cheat day.

493
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:26,959
Speaker 1: Let's get out there. What those exist? Yeah? Yeah, if

494
00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:29,719
Speaker 1: somebody accidentally slips you some hash browns from your coffee,

495
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:33,520
Speaker 1: you call it it. God damn cheat day. All right, guy,

496
00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:36,600
Speaker 1: it looks like one spectator is taking it a little overboard.

497
00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:39,600
Speaker 1: He's grabbing every single hashbrod you can see, and he's

498
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:55,720
Speaker 1: always attacking the people. My kidney kid so you your backslid,

499
00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:59,760
Speaker 1: um and that's why you're you're at my door at

500
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:05,360
Speaker 1: three am? Yeah? Yeah, we've all been there? Have we

501
00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:08,200
Speaker 1: have you? Have you I ate a man's kidney that

502
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:13,080
Speaker 1: I thought was hashbro? Have we all been here? I've

503
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:16,360
Speaker 1: never been there, But that's that's bad. That's bad. Do

504
00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:21,720
Speaker 1: I have to give my potato chips in Yeah, he'll

505
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:26,280
Speaker 1: your your potato chips get wiped clean. But you started

506
00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:28,240
Speaker 1: one day at a time, One day at a time.

507
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:35,480
Speaker 1: Can you promise not to have hash Browns tomorrow? Well tomorrow, sure, Gregory,

508
00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:43,480
Speaker 1: it's me, your father summoning me from the dead worked.

509
00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:50,200
Speaker 1: I'm here now to take my responsibilities as the head

510
00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:56,400
Speaker 1: restaurant tour of this breakfast establishment. Are you happy to

511
00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:59,800
Speaker 1: see me? Or oh you think this is a dream.

512
00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:03,480
Speaker 1: You seem to be sleeping. Why don't I do something

513
00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:06,640
Speaker 1: to let you know I'm here? Why don't I tickle

514
00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:25,160
Speaker 1: tickle tickle taco tickle tickle kill you? You're dead? Oh

515
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:28,000
Speaker 1: my god, what's gonna Is this a dream? Come? No,

516
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:40,760
Speaker 1: it's real life? Am I dead? That scene three is

517
00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:44,680
Speaker 1: from Alchemy the TiVo callio who wrote hello again, dear

518
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:47,600
Speaker 1: I in prov evaculates, thank you for the continuous efforts

519
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:50,560
Speaker 1: to keep the finest podcasts of them all alive and well.

520
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:54,000
Speaker 1: Chicken his Church and other Goldie's with hugs. Here's another

521
00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:59,480
Speaker 1: scene suggestion, a very disappointing pirate treasure have fun and

522
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:01,480
Speaker 1: for good a sake semin us of some love for

523
00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:05,320
Speaker 1: me as well vot of Finland. Excuse me, I think

524
00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:08,560
Speaker 1: that's our vessel. I think that's excuse me, um, Captain,

525
00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:14,840
Speaker 1: Captain Sherbert. Captain Sherbert, is that correct, Captain Sherburn? Quick? Great, okay,

526
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:17,840
Speaker 1: lets get or something. Yes, gentlemen, you can bring the

527
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:19,760
Speaker 1: stuff on here. Okay, this is about a lot of

528
00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:22,600
Speaker 1: these are a lot of shoecases you have for a

529
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:26,320
Speaker 1: journey amongst your she Yes, well, we're, as you know,

530
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:30,479
Speaker 1: we're looking for a lost treasure. I mean, he's got

531
00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:32,760
Speaker 1: to be prepared. You've got to have every outfit for

532
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:35,640
Speaker 1: every day, just in case. I'm not sure you know

533
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:38,920
Speaker 1: how a treasure hunt goes. Do you have a treasure map?

534
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:44,800
Speaker 1: Of course? Captain is alright, alright, let's see it. Oh,

535
00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:54,040
Speaker 1: this is enjarted territory. Oh I've never been to an

536
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:56,320
Speaker 1: island over here. I don't. Well, I will say it

537
00:33:56,440 --> 00:34:00,200
Speaker 1: is charted. There is a map. So just like than

538
00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:07,720
Speaker 1: that someone charted for me, uncharted for me. Where should

539
00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:11,920
Speaker 1: I put your scuba gear? Sir? Put it up? Put

540
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:13,839
Speaker 1: it up by the steering wheel or something that's fine.

541
00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:20,040
Speaker 1: Steering wheel. I'd be needing to use the steering wheel

542
00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:23,040
Speaker 1: and have full movements around it. Put it in the

543
00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:28,799
Speaker 1: lower deck. Put it the lower deck. No, you too,

544
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:33,400
Speaker 1: seem a little fancy. It looks like Sherbet's about to

545
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:37,600
Speaker 1: hit the seas again. What say we follow them in

546
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:40,680
Speaker 1: our skiff and see what he's about. I thought we

547
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:45,120
Speaker 1: were going to have a Sunday. You know I don't

548
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:51,319
Speaker 1: like sundays. You won't let me watch football. Okay, well,

549
00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:52,960
Speaker 1: I mean, can we have fun when we do it?

550
00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:57,480
Speaker 1: Of course we can. It will be just like old times,

551
00:34:58,239 --> 00:35:00,400
Speaker 1: you and your brothers and me crow in it up.

552
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:05,120
Speaker 1: That's not what I meant by fung. But okay, I'll

553
00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:11,799
Speaker 1: grab my brothers and we'll crew it up. Johnny Steve Nickel. Ah,

554
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:17,080
Speaker 1: we're gonna go. We're gonna We're gonna do it like

555
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:22,160
Speaker 1: old times. We're gonna follow Sherbet's boat. But it's a Sunday.

556
00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:29,600
Speaker 1: I don't come on, Nickel. It's all right, boys, we

557
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:33,800
Speaker 1: can do this. Let's just push our ther game face.

558
00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:38,560
Speaker 1: Let's get all the ship and see what sherbets a vote. Yeah,

559
00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:42,640
Speaker 1: all right, He's been bringing a lot of things, and

560
00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:45,920
Speaker 1: then it's just to show the boat. It's gonna be

561
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:50,080
Speaker 1: hot for us to get this. I don't know understands me.

562
00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:53,200
Speaker 1: Then you need to listening close. Alright, Where should I

563
00:35:53,239 --> 00:35:55,440
Speaker 1: put the protective shot? Because I want to put by

564
00:35:55,480 --> 00:36:00,160
Speaker 1: the steering wheel? Okay, I've never needed to protect give

565
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:03,080
Speaker 1: shot cave when you go down cage. When you fight

566
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:05,799
Speaker 1: the sharks, you gotta do it. Fish to fish. They

567
00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:09,759
Speaker 1: have fished. Well, No, that's why you have an advantage. Oh,

568
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:13,920
Speaker 1: when you pack for a shark cage, you're basically planning

569
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:17,200
Speaker 1: to lose the fight. Oh. I don't plan on having

570
00:36:17,239 --> 00:36:19,920
Speaker 1: a caged fight with a shark. I I plan on

571
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:25,000
Speaker 1: caging myself away from the sharks. But honey, honey, I

572
00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:28,600
Speaker 1: think we should listen to the captain. Okay, a captain,

573
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:31,560
Speaker 1: and I'm going to be chartering this boat. And you've

574
00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:35,840
Speaker 1: brought a fine map to me, sir. It looks like

575
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:39,920
Speaker 1: you've brought three boxes of vinyl. Yes, lindsay, we did.

576
00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:42,360
Speaker 1: Can you put those by the sto and lindsay, do

577
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:45,560
Speaker 1: you mind tossing the cage? Just toss the cage out?

578
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:50,480
Speaker 1: Toss the cage. This is a treasure hunt. We need

579
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:53,960
Speaker 1: to have the bare minimum of things with us. And

580
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:58,560
Speaker 1: they sailed for three days and landed on the spot

581
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:03,120
Speaker 1: and there it is. We're gonna need to go back.

582
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:06,640
Speaker 1: We're gonna need to go back. I forgot I forgot something.

583
00:37:06,719 --> 00:37:08,920
Speaker 1: We're gonna need to go back. I can't forget. I

584
00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:11,360
Speaker 1: had a special little camera I got it was supposed

585
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:13,360
Speaker 1: to take a photo of me and my baby, and

586
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:16,600
Speaker 1: we got it. I just can't get the treasure until

587
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:18,880
Speaker 1: we get that guy. I just need to underwater. Was

588
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:22,239
Speaker 1: an underwater just it just we I spare you telling

589
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:25,040
Speaker 1: me you forgot yourself an action camera for the trip.

590
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:28,319
Speaker 1: You're gonna when we did this treasure up, You're gonna

591
00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:31,719
Speaker 1: be able to buy hundreds of cameras. It's just really

592
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:34,200
Speaker 1: not a money thing for us. Yea, what if we

593
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:37,040
Speaker 1: send Lindsay back and what a dingy boats. I'm not

594
00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:39,680
Speaker 1: gonna send Lindsay out there, because if if I don't

595
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:43,960
Speaker 1: have an eye on him, then we might steal our stuff.

596
00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:49,279
Speaker 1: They're turning around. Should we follow or should we go

597
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:51,839
Speaker 1: ashore and try to see whatever it was they were

598
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:57,080
Speaker 1: trying to find. Let's go ashore and have an actual sunday. Alright.

599
00:37:57,160 --> 00:38:00,280
Speaker 1: I did bring a picnic and a football to throw around.

600
00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:06,239
Speaker 1: Yes you hear that, nickel and they sailed back home.

601
00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:09,040
Speaker 1: But of course it was Wednesday, because it was three

602
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:13,360
Speaker 1: days after they had left on a Sunday. Okay, now

603
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:18,080
Speaker 1: where did I put it? Just? Oh my god, oh

604
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:23,160
Speaker 1: my god, it was on the boat the whole time.

605
00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:31,320
Speaker 1: Don't you use that word? Hasn't it? Terribly started to interrupt.

606
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:33,759
Speaker 1: I'm looking through the vinyl, and apparently you only have

607
00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:37,160
Speaker 1: the you only have the studio version of Rock and

608
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:40,319
Speaker 1: Roll All Night and not the more familiar live version

609
00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:44,360
Speaker 1: from Kiss a Lot in. That should be fine. No, no,

610
00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:47,759
Speaker 1: it's it's completely unacceptable. Well, we'll have to return to Okay,

611
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:50,239
Speaker 1: we're gonna have to this some bark. Why don't you

612
00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:53,839
Speaker 1: just park it here, let it idle. I guess I'll

613
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:56,680
Speaker 1: go get the treasure with your map, and I'll bring

614
00:38:56,760 --> 00:39:00,400
Speaker 1: it back and we'll still split it area. Do you

615
00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:03,880
Speaker 1: think we're actually let you take our treasure? Just I

616
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:07,320
Speaker 1: just we we can work together. Why are you putting

617
00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:08,680
Speaker 1: on your scooba gear? I thought we were going to

618
00:39:08,719 --> 00:39:12,440
Speaker 1: toss the ball around. You're gonna go exploring? Yeah, I

619
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:15,080
Speaker 1: figured i'd go see what this is all about without

620
00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:17,479
Speaker 1: a shark cage, you know, just me out on the water.

621
00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:22,600
Speaker 1: You want all right, Yeah, let's go Nickel. Yeah, no,

622
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:27,560
Speaker 1: the way, what are you guys gonna do? Kind of tired?

623
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:30,480
Speaker 1: How might take a little nap. I'm gonna take a

624
00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:33,200
Speaker 1: nap to we want to treat it like And they napped,

625
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:38,279
Speaker 1: and they napped and napped for three days, and then

626
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:42,200
Speaker 1: another day and it was Sunday again and on the

627
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:44,520
Speaker 1: third down they got to convert this or the Bears

628
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:47,040
Speaker 1: are gonna have to just forfeit this game. They're not

629
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:49,160
Speaker 1: gonna be able to make it. I mean, it's just

630
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:52,080
Speaker 1: a shame. We were seeing that a lot. We've never

631
00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:57,000
Speaker 1: seen a forfeit in uh seventy five years of the NFL.

632
00:39:57,120 --> 00:40:00,440
Speaker 1: Said this would be devastating for the Bear I mean,

633
00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:02,960
Speaker 1: I mean, what a what a blemish on the franchise.

634
00:40:03,160 --> 00:40:06,960
Speaker 1: And you know, all right, dad, TV's off, but there's

635
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,920
Speaker 1: about to be a forfeit. I've never seen that, so

636
00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:12,360
Speaker 1: I'm telling you that. I know you didn't believe me,

637
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:14,640
Speaker 1: but I saw something shiny when we were down there,

638
00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:18,160
Speaker 1: all right. I really wanted to see what happens if

639
00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:22,480
Speaker 1: Mitchell Trabinsky throws a ship fit. But we can go down, okay,

640
00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:26,480
Speaker 1: let's oh god, damn it. It looks like somebody's beat

641
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:31,680
Speaker 1: us to shore. Yeah, look through my telescope. Okay, and

642
00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:34,919
Speaker 1: where am I looking? Look at the shore and there's

643
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:40,640
Speaker 1: a boat and there's people watching TV. Okay, I know

644
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:46,759
Speaker 1: who that ish. That's a rival. I guess I can see.

645
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:50,120
Speaker 1: I can just look without the telescope. Try the telescope.

646
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:58,320
Speaker 1: It looks much closer. Hold on to lindsay yes, do

647
00:40:58,440 --> 00:41:01,240
Speaker 1: you have those like a hyper my upper classes bringing

648
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:04,400
Speaker 1: my upper classes? I have the hype of binoculars and

649
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:09,719
Speaker 1: the opera glass both or do you have a third

650
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:13,399
Speaker 1: pair that I could see? Oh? We got its, son,

651
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:17,560
Speaker 1: We've got it a shiny chest. Indeed, I can't believe

652
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:21,480
Speaker 1: what a day for Captain Roger Arrival and his family.

653
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:26,200
Speaker 1: Let's open it up. We look look at look in

654
00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:30,839
Speaker 1: the water out to see look that way. Yeah, it's

655
00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:34,759
Speaker 1: Captain Sherbert's boat. He's back. Well, you better open this

656
00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:39,640
Speaker 1: before he gets here and tries to claim it for himself. Okay, okay, Oh,

657
00:41:39,719 --> 00:41:42,080
Speaker 1: it's a it's a it's a it's a master lock

658
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:47,719
Speaker 1: spin combination. Ah. Must not be very old then, or

659
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:51,279
Speaker 1: they're pointing at Roy Rivals as pointing as he sees us.

660
00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:53,279
Speaker 1: Now we've got to put your hands and look at this.

661
00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:57,399
Speaker 1: So if we if we just adjust this centerpiece right here,

662
00:41:57,600 --> 00:42:00,440
Speaker 1: you can actually turn the binoculars to thermal. Isn't that

663
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:05,600
Speaker 1: don't need that? We need to get to short or Nickel.

664
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:10,640
Speaker 1: Nickel came here. We need your strength. Oh what do

665
00:42:10,719 --> 00:42:14,400
Speaker 1: you strength for? Yank this lock? Do you want me

666
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:25,439
Speaker 1: to yank the chain? Okay? Hey, hey, yank the chain? Oh, yank,

667
00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:32,840
Speaker 1: yank the chain? Amongst you disturbs my treasure hid. The

668
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:40,279
Speaker 1: master lock talks only the worthy self. Spin the dials,

669
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:41,719
Speaker 1: take a turn. Let's take a turn. Let's see if

670
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:45,920
Speaker 1: I'm worthy. Okay, hello, Mr Master Lock, I'm gonna try it.

671
00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:54,279
Speaker 1: Ain't twelve to the left right? That worked, that's but

672
00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:58,680
Speaker 1: your doubt locked the lock. If only you were sure

673
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:04,719
Speaker 1: of your shifry. Come on get it, son, Okay, I'm

674
00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:08,719
Speaker 1: really sure myself. What was the numbers that he said?

675
00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:17,480
Speaker 1: You down? The number? You over here? Davy? Come on sleeping? Okay,

676
00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:20,520
Speaker 1: and you want to give it a shot, all right,

677
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:24,040
Speaker 1: I'll give it a shot. But if I don't get this,

678
00:43:24,719 --> 00:43:34,319
Speaker 1: the bears have to forfeit. Twelve. You have unlocked the lock.

679
00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:41,279
Speaker 1: You are worthy, enjoy the treasure. Whoa, there you go?

680
00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:44,200
Speaker 1: Shall we do this together. Wait, hold on, Captain Sherber,

681
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:47,080
Speaker 1: back up, back up. We found this thing fair and square.

682
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:50,279
Speaker 1: He didn't find it fair and square. You followed me

683
00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:51,719
Speaker 1: and then I had to turn it on to get

684
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:55,359
Speaker 1: an action camera. Get back from me. Treasure Who are

685
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:58,560
Speaker 1: these two? Three? These with these three? It's their treasure

686
00:43:58,600 --> 00:44:02,560
Speaker 1: map that I followed, and are splitting it? Also, who

687
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:08,560
Speaker 1: are you all? Yeah? Yeah, and I'm were the rivals

688
00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:13,600
Speaker 1: were Mr and Mrs Thornburn. Look, I'm sure there's plenty

689
00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:16,759
Speaker 1: of treasure for everyone. We'll just split it. Money is

690
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:20,160
Speaker 1: not an issue for us. I just want that to sir, sir,

691
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:25,480
Speaker 1: that the treasure case is full of vintage viny Oh

692
00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:34,800
Speaker 1: my god, already have so much of Hirosa Pablo Crew good. No,

693
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:40,600
Speaker 1: this is not this is mostly like it's all right,

694
00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:44,000
Speaker 1: Oh but it's a bad album. You want to breast

695
00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:47,880
Speaker 1: whip cream album that everyone has. But there's a scratch

696
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:56,600
Speaker 1: on Okay, sty Dark calling the game today, Bears game,

697
00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:59,520
Speaker 1: Oh my god calling it. I'm gonna watch because I

698
00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:03,160
Speaker 1: watched commentators. Yeah, we actually invest in the Bears, were

699
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:05,719
Speaker 1: actually shareholders and the Bears and sky Dark. We also

700
00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:08,759
Speaker 1: invest in Skydark as well. He's got the best view

701
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:14,120
Speaker 1: of the stadium from wait a check it, Hey, Roy Rivals,

702
00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:17,160
Speaker 1: how would you feel about switching around and being a

703
00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:20,240
Speaker 1: pirate with me? These two's got a lot of money

704
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:23,800
Speaker 1: and we could just take it. You me your boys

705
00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:27,080
Speaker 1: out to sea like a famiary ha ha. Raise the

706
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:30,399
Speaker 1: jolly around your because we're in business. Well, we don't

707
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:32,880
Speaker 1: have cash on us. A lot of it's just in access.

708
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:35,560
Speaker 1: It's lipid assets, but assets on the last, you do

709
00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:38,840
Speaker 1: have a lot of investments. I'm gonna put Tom Bachman

710
00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:42,319
Speaker 1: Turner over drive and Thin Lizzy's the boys are back

711
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:47,240
Speaker 1: in town just to get us good? Is that two albums?

712
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:52,280
Speaker 1: Sky Devastation Here at a soldier field as the Bears

713
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:55,239
Speaker 1: are being ripped apart by their own fans after forfeiting.

714
00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:58,080
Speaker 1: Uh they are, they are athletes and the priv of

715
00:45:58,160 --> 00:46:00,560
Speaker 1: their career, but there are no match for forty thousand

716
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:09,560
Speaker 1: agric people. Were just were just killing them. We learned

717
00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:12,680
Speaker 1: a lot, We learned a lot. Let's see what everybody's

718
00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:17,040
Speaker 1: up to. James Heeney, Well, my heart's finally backed down

719
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:20,400
Speaker 1: to a normal rate after thinking that my dog was

720
00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:26,799
Speaker 1: gone forever. I was a little distracting Um, that's about

721
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:28,520
Speaker 1: all I have to say about that. Thanks for having

722
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:36,359
Speaker 1: me again. You never have to say that. Um, yeah,

723
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:39,279
Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm with James here. I was impressed by

724
00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:43,080
Speaker 1: his his outfit change because it's just so crazy that

725
00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:46,200
Speaker 1: something so scary was happening for him, yet he had

726
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:50,200
Speaker 1: to wherewithal to grab a tract. Well, I grabbed the jacket. Afterwards,

727
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:54,640
Speaker 1: I grabbed the jacket so the adrenaline didn't eat you up.

728
00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:57,440
Speaker 1: You were still cold. I was well. I had spilled,

729
00:46:57,680 --> 00:47:03,439
Speaker 1: I had spilled upon myself, so I had to play

730
00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:06,800
Speaker 1: with you. Thank you for having me, of course, Jackie

731
00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:12,160
Speaker 1: and Zale. Oh hey, Cole Well, I love I love

732
00:47:12,239 --> 00:47:15,239
Speaker 1: my time here. Thank you for having me. Um, and

733
00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:17,120
Speaker 1: tis the season. Tis the season to listen to the

734
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:19,920
Speaker 1: most wonderful part of the year. Let's watch some Christmas movies.

735
00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:25,040
Speaker 1: Let's get in the mood. Uh feeling great, warm and fuzzy, holly, jolly,

736
00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:30,719
Speaker 1: nice Craik Kikowski. Thanks call. I meant to mention before

737
00:47:30,719 --> 00:47:33,480
Speaker 1: about Mike Nesmith that part of the reason he was

738
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:35,400
Speaker 1: so over it with the monkeys was his family was

739
00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:41,759
Speaker 1: already wealthy because his mother invented liquid paper. That's I mean,

740
00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:47,280
Speaker 1: that's a fun tide right there. I can't hear him Cole,

741
00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:54,040
Speaker 1: it's stunned by the revolution. Joey Greer. Yeah, you know,

742
00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:57,080
Speaker 1: I think this is important to say because I don't

743
00:47:57,080 --> 00:47:58,880
Speaker 1: I don't hear it enough, but I know it's in

744
00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:04,239
Speaker 1: our hearts. And that's if you're gonna find an egg.

745
00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:08,880
Speaker 1: If you're gonna look for an egg when you're opening

746
00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:10,600
Speaker 1: that cart and you've seen it, he said, are all

747
00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:13,839
Speaker 1: the eggs intact or any of them cracked? When you're

748
00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:17,040
Speaker 1: opening it, say a little something sweet because I bet

749
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:20,680
Speaker 1: that makes a difference. So when you crack that case over,

750
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:24,800
Speaker 1: just go, you know whatever, but something whatever, whatever you

751
00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:27,120
Speaker 1: want to say. You know it's not coming to me,

752
00:48:27,239 --> 00:48:29,759
Speaker 1: but just something sweet, and I think I think it

753
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:33,600
Speaker 1: will make all the difference. You're welcome. That's uh, not

754
00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:38,239
Speaker 1: quite a liquid paper tidbit, but it's it's nice. Nonetheless,

755
00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:41,480
Speaker 1: I'm at Cole Stratton or at Stratton Cole, whatever the

756
00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:43,879
Speaker 1: social is. Go to ask the sketch Fest dot com.

757
00:48:43,960 --> 00:48:47,239
Speaker 1: Our lineup is coming out in November. Uh there will

758
00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:49,920
Speaker 1: be at least three shows, so come check it out.

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00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:55,759
Speaker 1: Um let's thank our engineering producer Doug Babe and the

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