WEBVTT - Alan Hamel

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome, Welcome, Welcome back to the Bob Left Sets podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>My guest today is Alan Hamile, both husband and business

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<v Speaker 1>partner of Susie Anne Summers, a television presenter and all

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<v Speaker 1>around marketing mabn, Alan, good to have you here. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm delighted to be here. I love your letter. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>So how did you meet Susanne? Fifty years ago? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>actually fifty two years ago. I moved to l A

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<v Speaker 1>from Canada, and in Canada we had no agents, no managers,

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<v Speaker 1>there was none of that. You'd get a call from

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<v Speaker 1>the network and they'd say, we're doing a show, do

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<v Speaker 1>you want to come in and talk to us? And

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<v Speaker 1>we'd go in and talk to them and they give

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<v Speaker 1>us a job. So when I came here, I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>know about managers and agents. So I called ABC and

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<v Speaker 1>I said, who's the head guy? They said Elton Rule.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, put me through, so he takes my call.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, I am Ellen Hammond. I did a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of TV in Canada, and I did a late night

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<v Speaker 1>satirical show for five years, out of Control. I said,

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<v Speaker 1>there's nothing like that in the States. There's no uh,

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<v Speaker 1>there's nothing. There's no that that was the week that

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<v Speaker 1>was there's no laughing, there's no Saturday Night Live, there's

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<v Speaker 1>none of that. I'd like to show you a three

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<v Speaker 1>and a half minute clip. He said, great, he said,

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<v Speaker 1>can you be here tomorrow afternoon? Yes, you're calling him

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<v Speaker 1>from Toronto from l A. I'm in l A, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm thinking, now what, I don't have a job. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I've got some money, but i have no job. So

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<v Speaker 1>the following day I go up there and he's got

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<v Speaker 1>his two programming people there and he said, okay, he said, there,

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<v Speaker 1>where's the clip? So I handed to him and he

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<v Speaker 1>hands it to some an assistant and they put it

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<v Speaker 1>up and they play it back and the clip is

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<v Speaker 1>me on my late night show in Canada called Nightcap,

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<v Speaker 1>interviewing a topless dancer in front of a live The

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<v Speaker 1>ins who's topless? And I'm interviewing her like man on

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<v Speaker 1>the streets. Okay, I'm not looking at her chest, no

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<v Speaker 1>lascivious remarks, just boring interviewer questions. So when it's all over,

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<v Speaker 1>they all looked at each other around the room like,

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<v Speaker 1>what the hell did we just see? Because the three

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<v Speaker 1>biggest shows in those days were my three Sons, Beverly Hillbillies,

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<v Speaker 1>and Green Acres. Okay, there was nothing else on. It

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<v Speaker 1>was all pablum. So they said, you know what, let's

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<v Speaker 1>do something together. So we negotiated a deal for me

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<v Speaker 1>to do a ninety minute comedy special, and they housed

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<v Speaker 1>me around the corner in the Hollywood Palace. I had

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<v Speaker 1>offices in the Hollywood Palace. Jerry Lewis doing his show

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<v Speaker 1>there yet, no, not that I was aware of anyway, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm thinking, I'm at Hollywood and Vine. I can't

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<v Speaker 1>leave it, okay, And every day at lunchtime, I'd stand

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<v Speaker 1>at the corner of Hollywood and Divide and think, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>at Hollywood and Vine and my offices are in the

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<v Speaker 1>Hollywood Palace. Okay. Anyway, we do the show and nobody

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<v Speaker 1>knew who I was, so ABC said I was producing

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<v Speaker 1>it and also starring in it. ABC said, nobody knows

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<v Speaker 1>who you are, so you need a big time guest.

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<v Speaker 1>So I called Robert Wagner, who had this huge TV

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<v Speaker 1>series and I can't remember what it was called. How

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<v Speaker 1>did you know Robert Wagner? I didn't know Robert, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>but I was cooking cold calling everybody, so I said,

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<v Speaker 1>here's what I want you to do. He laughed. I said,

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<v Speaker 1>and here's the money. He said. Forget the money, he said,

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<v Speaker 1>I live in Palm Springs, just getting me the world's

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<v Speaker 1>greatest golf cart. I said, done. So we do the show,

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<v Speaker 1>and we're ten minutes into the show, and I said

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<v Speaker 1>to the audience, I said, you know, every big time

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<v Speaker 1>special needs a big time guest. We have ours, Laises

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<v Speaker 1>and gentleman Mr Robert Wagner. And you know the way

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<v Speaker 1>he looked, I mean handsome, okay, with the cuff links

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<v Speaker 1>and the perfect shirt and hair, everything perfect, right. He

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<v Speaker 1>walked out a huge applause and whistling from the women.

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<v Speaker 1>He goes to center stage. He takes a deep bow,

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<v Speaker 1>it goes like that, thanking the audience, then walks down

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<v Speaker 1>three steps into the audience, up the aisle and out

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<v Speaker 1>the front door over here, and I said, okay, now

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<v Speaker 1>that we've met our big star, we can carry on

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<v Speaker 1>with the rest of them. So the whole show is

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<v Speaker 1>like that. Okay, we took on everybody. It was a

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<v Speaker 1>satirical show, but like today, it would be no big deal.

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<v Speaker 1>But those people were screaming, and we took on everybody.

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<v Speaker 1>We took on the Catholics, the Protestants, the Jews, the Poles,

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<v Speaker 1>the little whiny. We took on everybody, and I got

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<v Speaker 1>death threats. My favorite death threat came from a guy

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<v Speaker 1>in Libertyville, Illinois, and I said, the name of where

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<v Speaker 1>you live is sort of the antithesis of this letter

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<v Speaker 1>you've written to me. You want to do me in? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I don't. I assumed I had the liberty of

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<v Speaker 1>free speech in this country. Okay. So he wrote me

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<v Speaker 1>back and there were only two words in his letter,

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<v Speaker 1>and the second word was you. Okay. So where were we? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>So you had a one in that ninety minutes special? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>So that special aired? Okay, and then what happened to results?

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<v Speaker 1>People freaked. It was the second highest rated special all year,

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<v Speaker 1>next to Tom Jones. Okay, what's ther word? In what year? Again?

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<v Speaker 1>And the uh it's on ABC? It aired in prime time?

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<v Speaker 1>When did it air prime time? So? Um? The show aired.

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<v Speaker 1>The switchboards for ABC lit up across the country. People

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<v Speaker 1>were furious because they've never seen anything. You have to

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<v Speaker 1>ask in light of you know, they always talk about censorship.

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<v Speaker 1>You had this crazy show. They let you wear it.

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<v Speaker 1>They didn't say, hey, this a little too edgy. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>they said to me when the script was written, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>they said, you're never going to get this passed. What

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<v Speaker 1>was her name, Grace Johnson? I said, who's Grace Johnson.

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<v Speaker 1>She's in charge of standards and practices. We didn't have

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<v Speaker 1>that in Canada. I said, what, what are standards and practices?

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<v Speaker 1>She decides what is not going to make air. So

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<v Speaker 1>I called her, I said, would you have lunch with me?

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<v Speaker 1>And I took it to a little place on Vine Street,

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<v Speaker 1>a little French place I can't remember the name of it.

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<v Speaker 1>I ordered the best bottle of wine and we sat

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<v Speaker 1>there with the script all afternoon, eating and drinking wine,

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<v Speaker 1>and every time she turned a page she would go, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>my mother used to do that, and I thought, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>dead I'm dead meat. Okay. We get to the final

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<v Speaker 1>page and we've knocked off the entire bottle of wine,

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<v Speaker 1>and we're getting along and she closes the script and

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<v Speaker 1>she said, let's do this really okay. So we did it,

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<v Speaker 1>and so now it airs and you're getting negative feedback,

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<v Speaker 1>you're also getting good, good pet feedback, getting good feedback, right,

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<v Speaker 1>good feedback from people actually, you know a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>Brits wrote because British comedy The Goon Show with Peter

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<v Speaker 1>Sellers and Spike Man. I mean that's been I was

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<v Speaker 1>raised with that. Okay. In Canada is a Commonwealth country,

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<v Speaker 1>so I was used to satire. I love satire, but

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<v Speaker 1>this country had never experienced satire. So they were in shock. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>They turned on ABC to see I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>show we replaced, okay, but we replaced some show and

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<v Speaker 1>it was obviously nothing like this. So we got great ratings.

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<v Speaker 1>And the Miami ABC guy called me and he said,

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<v Speaker 1>I own the affiliate station in Miami. He said, we

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<v Speaker 1>love the show. He said, if I financed this series,

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<v Speaker 1>would you do it? I said of course. He said,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to come to to l A. I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to meet with the top guys at ABC, and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to make a proposal. And the proposal was, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>Miami will pay for the production of the show the

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<v Speaker 1>network and have two free runs as long as the

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<v Speaker 1>Miami station owns the back end syndication rights. And ABC

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<v Speaker 1>said we wouldn't consider it. And that was that. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So getting back to where I met Suzanne, I get

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<v Speaker 1>a call from ABC right after that, saying, um, you

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<v Speaker 1>did a lot of on camera in Canada, right, I said, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I said, I did from nineteen fifty five until nineteen

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<v Speaker 1>from fifty five until sixty Okay, so in the ninety

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<v Speaker 1>minutes specially, you were not on camera. No, I was.

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<v Speaker 1>I was on for the whole show, That's what I think.

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<v Speaker 1>So they saw you. Yeah, I was the guy, right,

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<v Speaker 1>so they saw you. What was the question? Okay? The

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<v Speaker 1>question was, would you like to host a game show

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<v Speaker 1>in ABC? I said great, So I go on and

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<v Speaker 1>talk to them, and that was They had the Newlywed Game,

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<v Speaker 1>the Dating Game, and my show was called the Anniversary Game. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So it was this troika and they said, we don't

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<v Speaker 1>have any studios in l A. Would you mind shooting

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<v Speaker 1>in San Francisco. I said great, So I go to

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<v Speaker 1>San Francisco and I'm up there for a couple of weeks.

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<v Speaker 1>In pre production, we're laying out what the set looks

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<v Speaker 1>like and who the people are, and we're hiring you know,

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<v Speaker 1>production people, etcetera. And first day of production, I'm standing

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<v Speaker 1>on the stage at ABC in San Francisco and on

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<v Speaker 1>the other side of the stage I see the most

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<v Speaker 1>beautiful girl woman I've ever seen in my whole life.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm thinking I have to go over there. So

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<v Speaker 1>I start walking across the stage and I'm not good

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<v Speaker 1>with come onlines. Okay, I always thought Hi. If I

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<v Speaker 1>say hi, I'm Alan Hamill, the bullshit light starts flashing. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So I get right up to her, and I still

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what I'm going to say. So I said,

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<v Speaker 1>would you mind getting me a cup of coffee? And

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<v Speaker 1>she did and we've been together ever since fifty years. Okay. Yeah, Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>there's so much there. The average person became aware of

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<v Speaker 1>Suzanne when she was in American Graffitian. Okay, but you

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<v Speaker 1>never got credit on the on the she she was

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<v Speaker 1>not credited on that movie. You could go through the credits,

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<v Speaker 1>you will not see the name Susanne. Was that intentional? No,

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<v Speaker 1>it was that she had. She mouthed I love you,

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<v Speaker 1>that was it. She was like an extra. She couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>even say it out loud. And George Lucas Lucas, who

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<v Speaker 1>had seen her a few days before um I had

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<v Speaker 1>cast her. And then she her agent called her and said,

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<v Speaker 1>you got this thing, and it's a small part, and

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<v Speaker 1>what is it, well, you have to say I love you.

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<v Speaker 1>So Suzanne stayed up all night practicing how to say

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<v Speaker 1>I love you, and when she got there, he said,

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<v Speaker 1>just mouth it. So she was not credited and was interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>After she she was on Three's Company, which was from

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<v Speaker 1>seventy seven on ABC ran American Graffiti, and they promoted

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<v Speaker 1>it by saying, American Graffiti starring Susante Summers. Okay, so

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<v Speaker 1>you meet your in sixty nine or what you meet

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<v Speaker 1>her in sixty eight? Okay? So what happens between sixty

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<v Speaker 1>eight and seventy three? For her UM, she she had

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<v Speaker 1>won a scholarship to Lone Mountain College. I think it

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<v Speaker 1>was a girl's college, Catholic girls college, and UM because

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<v Speaker 1>she had done Guys and Dolls in high school. And

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<v Speaker 1>you're old enough to remember Walter Winchell. Of course, Walter

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<v Speaker 1>Winchell turned up for this production. In this San Bruno

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<v Speaker 1>would just a little blue collar used to be a

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<v Speaker 1>blue collar town in northern California to see the production

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<v Speaker 1>because he was represented in Guys and Dolls by one

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<v Speaker 1>of the characters, and I can't remember which one it is.

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<v Speaker 1>After the show, he came up on stage. We have

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<v Speaker 1>a picture of this, and he walked up to Suzanne

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<v Speaker 1>and he said, quote, you're going somewhere, sister, And that's

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<v Speaker 1>how she got a scholarship to Lone Mountain College. But

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<v Speaker 1>the first year she was there, she got pregnant. And

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<v Speaker 1>Catholic girl gets pregnant. Okay, church didn't like it. We're

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<v Speaker 1>not we don't like you very much because you got

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<v Speaker 1>pregnant you weren't married. So she got married and within

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<v Speaker 1>a year she was divorced. And then I came along

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<v Speaker 1>and I had just gotten a divorce as well, and

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<v Speaker 1>we realized that this was not just a a dating situation.

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<v Speaker 1>I had never felt this way before. And she called

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<v Speaker 1>her mother that day and said the day we met

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<v Speaker 1>and said, I met the man, I'm going to marry. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So it was for real. I didn't know what I

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<v Speaker 1>was feeling. I just knew that this was serious, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Because in Canada I had I had being on television

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<v Speaker 1>every day, I had access to a lot of attractive women,

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<v Speaker 1>and most of them didn't go anywhere. It was just

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<v Speaker 1>a I won't say what it was. It was just

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<v Speaker 1>a short relationship. This was very very serious for me,

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<v Speaker 1>and all they wanted to do was to be with

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<v Speaker 1>her constantly, So since we started living together in the

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<v Speaker 1>early seventies, I think around seventy. Okay, let's go back

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<v Speaker 1>to when you met her in sixty eight. What was

0:13:49.720 --> 0:13:54.600
<v Speaker 1>she doing every day? She was struggling. She Uh, she

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<v Speaker 1>her family were, except for her mother, Uh, we're all drunk,

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<v Speaker 1>serious alcoholics. She had been raised in a house with

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<v Speaker 1>a physically violent, crazed alcoholic father whose job was to

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<v Speaker 1>put cases of beer on box cars. And they didn't

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<v Speaker 1>have coffee breaks, they had beer brakes. And he'd come

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<v Speaker 1>home every night ship face and uh, you know, bang

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<v Speaker 1>down a few shots of whiskey and some more beer,

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<v Speaker 1>and then he would start to hunt down the family.

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<v Speaker 1>So the family, uh, he slept most nights in a

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<v Speaker 1>little closet. Suzanne, her two brothers, her sister, and her mother,

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<v Speaker 1>and they had a lock on the inside of the

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<v Speaker 1>closet so he couldn't get to them. And that's where

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<v Speaker 1>they slept most nights. And this went on for years.

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<v Speaker 1>And one night, Uh, Susanne, I guess was fifteen or

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<v Speaker 1>sixteen going to her first prom. Her mother aid her

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<v Speaker 1>dress and it was this beautiful dress. Susanne described it

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<v Speaker 1>to me, and she had it hanging in her room

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<v Speaker 1>so that she could lay in bed and look at

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<v Speaker 1>it and dream. And her father burst through the door

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<v Speaker 1>in the middle of the night, flipped on the light

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<v Speaker 1>and went right to the dress and ripped it up

0:15:20.200 --> 0:15:23.520
<v Speaker 1>and ripped it in half, and she started screaming and crying.

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<v Speaker 1>Her mother came in. What's going on here? The father

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<v Speaker 1>hit the mother in the breast. The mother went down.

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<v Speaker 1>Suzanne picked up her tennis rocket and heard her father

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<v Speaker 1>over the head and blood gushed out of his head.

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<v Speaker 1>They took him to emergency. When he came home, his

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<v Speaker 1>head was all bandaged up. From that time on. Um.

0:15:49.000 --> 0:15:53.640
<v Speaker 1>What Suzanne realized was her father was afraid of her,

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<v Speaker 1>because that was the first time anyone in the family

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<v Speaker 1>I have her fought back. Okay, so the family was

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<v Speaker 1>drunk for years. The father was this crazed, craze guy

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<v Speaker 1>who wanted to be my friend, and I had no

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<v Speaker 1>interest in being his friend. And the more I pushed

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<v Speaker 1>him away, the more he'd tried to be my friend.

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<v Speaker 1>And he was not stupid at all. He was he

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<v Speaker 1>was smart, and he was funny, funny guy. I think

0:16:24.840 --> 0:16:30.160
<v Speaker 1>that's where Suzanne got her comed againstincts. But it was

0:16:30.200 --> 0:16:35.480
<v Speaker 1>brutal growing up that way. And one day Suzanne Uh

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<v Speaker 1>said to announce to her family, one day, I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to be a big star. This is when she was

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<v Speaker 1>in high school. I'm gonna be a big star, and

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<v Speaker 1>my mother is going to be sitting in the front row.

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<v Speaker 1>And guess what it happened. Opening at the MGM Grand

0:16:54.360 --> 0:16:57.400
<v Speaker 1>in Las Vegas for the first time, there's her mother

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<v Speaker 1>sitting in the front row. H Okay, what happened to

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<v Speaker 1>the rest of the kids in the family. They all

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<v Speaker 1>stopped drinking, including the father, really the mother. The mother

0:17:09.240 --> 0:17:13.000
<v Speaker 1>would clean up after the father every night. He had

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<v Speaker 1>this thing about going into the refrigerator and throwing food

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<v Speaker 1>all over the place, breaking dishes. Then he would pass

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<v Speaker 1>out and throw up on the floor with all the

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<v Speaker 1>broken dishes, and she would clean it up, clean him up,

0:17:27.119 --> 0:17:30.280
<v Speaker 1>and drag him off to bed. She went to Alanon

0:17:31.200 --> 0:17:34.959
<v Speaker 1>and alan On said, don't pick him up. Let him

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<v Speaker 1>wake up and realize what he had done. So she

0:17:38.320 --> 0:17:40.840
<v Speaker 1>started leaving him on the floor and that's when he

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<v Speaker 1>decided to go get sober. And her siblings are they

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<v Speaker 1>all okay today? Younger brother died when he was forty seven.

0:17:52.160 --> 0:17:57.560
<v Speaker 1>He was an alcoholic and a drug addict. And uh,

0:17:57.040 --> 0:18:04.200
<v Speaker 1>the seven children and gone okay, and the other siblings.

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<v Speaker 1>The other siblings are in great shape. Her older brother

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<v Speaker 1>has a carpeting business which he's owned for most of

0:18:11.640 --> 0:18:20.399
<v Speaker 1>his life. Uh. The sister married her childhood sweetheart, the

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<v Speaker 1>only man she's ever been with. They celebrated their fiftieth

0:18:23.359 --> 0:18:28.840
<v Speaker 1>anniversary about five years ago, I guess. And those two

0:18:29.000 --> 0:18:33.720
<v Speaker 1>have produced a family of fifty one people between children.

0:18:34.200 --> 0:18:38.360
<v Speaker 1>Grandchildren are s Bruno and great grandchildren. They lived down

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<v Speaker 1>the street in U. It's an upscale community, Hills Hills.

0:18:44.359 --> 0:18:46.439
<v Speaker 1>I don't know that anyway. They live in a And

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<v Speaker 1>to what degree when Susie had becomes successful, are they

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<v Speaker 1>asking her for money? Not that I'm aware of, Not

0:18:55.760 --> 0:18:59.560
<v Speaker 1>that I'm aware of. She had written a book, um,

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<v Speaker 1>I think it was a nineteen in the late eighties

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<v Speaker 1>called Keeping Secrets. And we had all read books about

0:19:08.880 --> 0:19:16.159
<v Speaker 1>written by famous people, uh, who talked about they're usually

0:19:16.200 --> 0:19:22.440
<v Speaker 1>their father being an alcoholic. Keeping Secrets was about Suzanne,

0:19:23.119 --> 0:19:27.639
<v Speaker 1>who didn't drink, but how it affected her because when

0:19:27.680 --> 0:19:31.239
<v Speaker 1>you're living with an alcoholic, you become as sick as

0:19:31.280 --> 0:19:35.760
<v Speaker 1>the alcoholic, even if you don't drink, and her her

0:19:35.880 --> 0:19:41.320
<v Speaker 1>thing was not drugs or alcohol. Her craziness was spending

0:19:41.359 --> 0:19:47.200
<v Speaker 1>money she didn't have, creating a crisis, because crises were

0:19:47.240 --> 0:19:51.119
<v Speaker 1>familiar for her. Okay, when you spend every night hiding

0:19:51.160 --> 0:19:54.080
<v Speaker 1>from your father in a closet as a crisis, you're

0:19:54.119 --> 0:19:57.680
<v Speaker 1>living in constant fear and terror. So she was most

0:19:57.720 --> 0:20:00.840
<v Speaker 1>comfortable that way. And she said to me one day,

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<v Speaker 1>I could tell the mood my father was in by

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<v Speaker 1>looking at the back of his head. And she said,

0:20:08.600 --> 0:20:13.960
<v Speaker 1>I would then behave as is. In other words, she

0:20:14.000 --> 0:20:17.919
<v Speaker 1>wouldn't behave the way she felt she wanted to behave.

0:20:18.440 --> 0:20:21.359
<v Speaker 1>She would behave in a way that was resonant with him.

0:20:22.200 --> 0:20:25.040
<v Speaker 1>So to keep the cap on. Okay, but it never worked,

0:20:25.040 --> 0:20:27.879
<v Speaker 1>of course, Just to be clear, when she spent money

0:20:27.880 --> 0:20:30.600
<v Speaker 1>she didn't have. That was before she had money or

0:20:30.640 --> 0:20:33.760
<v Speaker 1>after she had money. No, before she had money. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I remember the book. So she has a child, she's

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<v Speaker 1>out of the college before she meets you. What is

0:20:40.359 --> 0:20:42.320
<v Speaker 1>she doing and how does she end up on the set?

0:20:43.800 --> 0:20:48.640
<v Speaker 1>She gets a call. She had a semi agent in California,

0:20:49.280 --> 0:20:53.640
<v Speaker 1>in San Francisco, and she got a call saying they're

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<v Speaker 1>looking for a prize model on this game show. She

0:20:56.640 --> 0:20:58.720
<v Speaker 1>had never been on a TV studio in her life,

0:20:59.320 --> 0:21:03.040
<v Speaker 1>so she turned up. No one bothered giving her any direction,

0:21:03.119 --> 0:21:05.239
<v Speaker 1>Like when you open the refrigerator door, and you know,

0:21:05.400 --> 0:21:07.320
<v Speaker 1>you look at the camera with the red light. So

0:21:07.359 --> 0:21:09.320
<v Speaker 1>she opened the refrigerator door, but she didn't look at

0:21:09.320 --> 0:21:11.040
<v Speaker 1>the camera with the red lights. So they fired her

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<v Speaker 1>the first day. You know what, It's good they fired

0:21:15.600 --> 0:21:19.040
<v Speaker 1>her because if they didn't fire her, I don't know whether.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know whether we would have had an evolved relationship.

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<v Speaker 1>So it were evolved mentally or evolved into that it happened.

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<v Speaker 1>I in all the years I did television in Canada,

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<v Speaker 1>I never messed around with any of the women who

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<v Speaker 1>worked with me. Ever, Uh, it was too dangerous and

0:21:44.880 --> 0:21:47.200
<v Speaker 1>what happens if it doesn't work out? Now you're see

0:21:47.280 --> 0:21:50.840
<v Speaker 1>him every day. Absolutely, So I never did that. So

0:21:50.960 --> 0:21:54.440
<v Speaker 1>would I have done that with Suzanne if she had

0:21:54.480 --> 0:21:57.480
<v Speaker 1>gotten the job and stayed on the show. Um, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. It was pretty pretty powerful action. Okay, so

0:22:02.720 --> 0:22:09.080
<v Speaker 1>you become involved with Suzanne. It's an instant romance. Um. Now,

0:22:09.520 --> 0:22:12.679
<v Speaker 1>you had a long career where you were in front.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you immediately say to yourself, I'm gonna put her

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<v Speaker 1>in front. I kept going back to Canada to do

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<v Speaker 1>television after I moved here, and from nineteen nineteen seventy

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<v Speaker 1>four or five until I did the Alan Hamill Show,

0:22:33.920 --> 0:22:38.440
<v Speaker 1>which was like Carson. A matter of fact, the production

0:22:38.520 --> 0:22:42.720
<v Speaker 1>people we hired we stole from Carson because we wanted

0:22:42.800 --> 0:22:46.200
<v Speaker 1>Carson's roller decks, so I had every guest Carson ever had.

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<v Speaker 1>Um So I did that show and then her contract

0:22:52.720 --> 0:22:57.800
<v Speaker 1>with three Company was up in night, and uh so

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<v Speaker 1>it was time to renegotiate, which is normal in the industry. Okay,

0:23:01.960 --> 0:23:05.159
<v Speaker 1>how many years was the initial contract? Was? He was

0:23:05.240 --> 0:23:10.600
<v Speaker 1>five usually and was everybody else on five? Yes, but

0:23:10.720 --> 0:23:14.080
<v Speaker 1>they had renegoted. John and Joyce had already renegotiated because

0:23:14.119 --> 0:23:19.560
<v Speaker 1>they had hired them before Suzanne. So I go to

0:23:19.640 --> 0:23:23.800
<v Speaker 1>the negotiation and at ABC and the ABC lawyers there,

0:23:24.760 --> 0:23:28.960
<v Speaker 1>one of the producers is there and some other guy,

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<v Speaker 1>and within two minutes they told me she's fired. I said,

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<v Speaker 1>fired for asking for what She's fired. That was it.

0:23:40.560 --> 0:23:44.080
<v Speaker 1>There was no explanation, She's fired. So I got up

0:23:44.080 --> 0:23:49.720
<v Speaker 1>and I left. Okay, Then I discovered that Laverne and

0:23:49.800 --> 0:23:55.520
<v Speaker 1>Shirley had renegotiated their deal three weeks earlier, and it

0:23:55.600 --> 0:23:59.960
<v Speaker 1>was a monumental deal. I mean, without Laverne and Shirley,

0:24:00.000 --> 0:24:05.800
<v Speaker 1>there's no laverniture. Okay. So they scored big time, huge,

0:24:06.359 --> 0:24:08.719
<v Speaker 1>and the parent company of ABC and today, if if

0:24:08.760 --> 0:24:10.880
<v Speaker 1>they decided to do this at a board meeting, they

0:24:10.920 --> 0:24:14.960
<v Speaker 1>all be thrown in prison. The parent company of ABC decided,

0:24:15.359 --> 0:24:18.000
<v Speaker 1>we have to stop women from asking to be paid

0:24:18.080 --> 0:24:22.160
<v Speaker 1>parody with the men, So let's fire the biggest female

0:24:22.200 --> 0:24:25.800
<v Speaker 1>star in television. And no other woman will ever ask

0:24:25.920 --> 0:24:30.080
<v Speaker 1>to be paid parody with the men. So they did.

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<v Speaker 1>It was the dumbest, you know. I ran into a

0:24:33.160 --> 0:24:36.919
<v Speaker 1>guy from KATS, which is an independent distributor of TV shows,

0:24:37.560 --> 0:24:39.359
<v Speaker 1>at one of those conventions, and he said to me

0:24:40.520 --> 0:24:45.040
<v Speaker 1>her firing was known as the biggest self inflicted wound

0:24:45.280 --> 0:24:48.399
<v Speaker 1>in the history of television. He said, we know that

0:24:48.480 --> 0:24:52.080
<v Speaker 1>they lost over a billion in terms of license fees

0:24:52.119 --> 0:24:54.560
<v Speaker 1>and back end. He said, by the time this show

0:24:54.640 --> 0:24:58.040
<v Speaker 1>plays out, he said, will be more than that. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>On the street, the word was that she asked for

0:25:01.960 --> 0:25:04.840
<v Speaker 1>too much. That wasn't a factor she actually asked for.

0:25:05.160 --> 0:25:08.840
<v Speaker 1>I actually asked for half of what men were making.

0:25:09.080 --> 0:25:11.280
<v Speaker 1>Whose shows were in the top twenty. Her show was

0:25:11.400 --> 0:25:15.160
<v Speaker 1>number one. She had the highest demographics. See what what

0:25:15.200 --> 0:25:18.199
<v Speaker 1>you're what you're saying to me right now is what

0:25:18.280 --> 0:25:22.520
<v Speaker 1>the pr company for the producers did. They destroyed her

0:25:22.560 --> 0:25:25.720
<v Speaker 1>after that, since she was this greedy bitch and she

0:25:26.320 --> 0:25:28.440
<v Speaker 1>didn't deserve to have the job, and we gave her

0:25:28.440 --> 0:25:32.120
<v Speaker 1>the job and all she wanted. She's a money grubber, etcetera, etcetera.

0:25:32.680 --> 0:25:35.120
<v Speaker 1>I asked for fifty percent of what the men were

0:25:35.160 --> 0:25:38.000
<v Speaker 1>making and a piece of the back end. Okay, it

0:25:38.000 --> 0:25:40.320
<v Speaker 1>wouldn't have mattered if I had asked for a nickel.

0:25:40.640 --> 0:25:44.400
<v Speaker 1>They had decided to fire Suzanne Summers, so it had

0:25:44.440 --> 0:25:48.760
<v Speaker 1>nothing to do. Nothing to do with my request for

0:25:48.800 --> 0:25:51.400
<v Speaker 1>a new contract, and nothing to do with that. They

0:25:51.400 --> 0:25:53.879
<v Speaker 1>had decided to fire her. And I had gotten a

0:25:53.960 --> 0:25:56.920
<v Speaker 1>call from someone who was with the parent company who

0:25:56.960 --> 0:25:59.840
<v Speaker 1>was a mutual friend, and he said, we're not have

0:26:00.040 --> 0:26:02.639
<v Speaker 1>in this conversation, he said. I came out of a

0:26:02.720 --> 0:26:07.200
<v Speaker 1>meeting and he said, they've decided to fire No, they've

0:26:07.200 --> 0:26:10.399
<v Speaker 1>decided to hang a nun in the marketplace. But the

0:26:10.480 --> 0:26:13.720
<v Speaker 1>Romans used to do right, They've decided to hang it

0:26:13.800 --> 0:26:16.480
<v Speaker 1>nun in the marketplace. And Suzanne Summers is going to

0:26:16.560 --> 0:26:19.919
<v Speaker 1>be it, okay, And I said, you're kidding. He said, no,

0:26:19.920 --> 0:26:22.800
<v Speaker 1>they're going to fire her. I said, are you kidding?

0:26:23.040 --> 0:26:26.920
<v Speaker 1>The greatest chemistry on television between Suzanne and John and

0:26:27.000 --> 0:26:30.960
<v Speaker 1>Joyce are gonna fire. They're gonna destroy this show. He said,

0:26:30.960 --> 0:26:34.359
<v Speaker 1>they're gonna fire her. He said, this decision is not

0:26:34.480 --> 0:26:38.800
<v Speaker 1>coming from creative people. It's coming from business people. They're

0:26:38.840 --> 0:26:41.360
<v Speaker 1>just looking at the bucks. That's all they care about there,

0:26:41.400 --> 0:26:45.200
<v Speaker 1>looking at the dollar signs. Okay, and that's how it happened. Okay,

0:26:45.240 --> 0:26:47.919
<v Speaker 1>let's go back. So you meet her in to what

0:26:48.119 --> 0:26:51.080
<v Speaker 1>degree you have your parallel career, To what degree are

0:26:51.119 --> 0:26:55.879
<v Speaker 1>you involved in her career. I'm not really involved in

0:26:55.920 --> 0:27:01.440
<v Speaker 1>her career at all. Um, she was trying to make

0:27:01.560 --> 0:27:06.600
<v Speaker 1>ends meet. I didn't know this. She kept it from me. Um.

0:27:06.640 --> 0:27:09.080
<v Speaker 1>I was spending four days a week in San Francisco.

0:27:09.760 --> 0:27:13.520
<v Speaker 1>She moved to Saslito, which of course is across the

0:27:13.520 --> 0:27:16.399
<v Speaker 1>Bay right to get away from I think, from her family,

0:27:17.880 --> 0:27:19.600
<v Speaker 1>and so I moved to So I was living in

0:27:19.680 --> 0:27:23.120
<v Speaker 1>a Japanese hotel in San Francisco, the Miyako. I moved

0:27:23.119 --> 0:27:26.800
<v Speaker 1>to Saslito and got myself a house boat. I thought,

0:27:26.840 --> 0:27:28.720
<v Speaker 1>if I'm going to live in of course you gotta

0:27:28.720 --> 0:27:31.080
<v Speaker 1>do it up right, I have to be on a houseboat, right.

0:27:31.800 --> 0:27:34.000
<v Speaker 1>So on one side of me, I had a surgeon,

0:27:34.200 --> 0:27:36.000
<v Speaker 1>and on the other side of me, I had a

0:27:36.119 --> 0:27:39.520
<v Speaker 1>drug dealer. So I knew if I had any health problems,

0:27:39.560 --> 0:27:42.159
<v Speaker 1>the guy's right next door, and I didn't have to

0:27:42.160 --> 0:27:44.320
<v Speaker 1>go into town to buy any drugs. The guy's right

0:27:44.359 --> 0:27:47.359
<v Speaker 1>next door on the other side, by the way, I

0:27:47.400 --> 0:27:54.600
<v Speaker 1>don't do drugs. Um. So every night, Um, she'd put

0:27:54.640 --> 0:27:58.919
<v Speaker 1>her son to bed, and the babysitter would come, and

0:27:59.000 --> 0:28:02.720
<v Speaker 1>she'd come to my house Voute and I'd cooked dinner

0:28:02.800 --> 0:28:07.440
<v Speaker 1>for her and Um we'd sit and watch the moon

0:28:07.560 --> 0:28:10.719
<v Speaker 1>come over the Golden Gate Bridge and it was just

0:28:10.800 --> 0:28:17.760
<v Speaker 1>this wonderful romance. It was like incredible, and I hated

0:28:17.760 --> 0:28:23.040
<v Speaker 1>being away from her, and so for the past let

0:28:23.040 --> 0:28:27.199
<v Speaker 1>me go back. She gets fired. I said to her,

0:28:27.240 --> 0:28:30.719
<v Speaker 1>I'm leaving my talk show and she said, don't do that.

0:28:30.800 --> 0:28:32.680
<v Speaker 1>She said, you'll miss it. I said, I've talked to

0:28:32.760 --> 0:28:36.080
<v Speaker 1>everybody I want to talk to. Okay, I'm ready. Okay,

0:28:36.080 --> 0:28:39.720
<v Speaker 1>I've been doing television for twenty five years. I'm really ready.

0:28:40.000 --> 0:28:41.640
<v Speaker 1>She said, what are you gonna do? I said, you

0:28:41.680 --> 0:28:44.240
<v Speaker 1>don't have an agent, you don't have a manager, you

0:28:44.360 --> 0:28:47.200
<v Speaker 1>have nobody. You don't know what you're doing. I said,

0:28:47.200 --> 0:28:51.400
<v Speaker 1>you're gonna give it away and you'll just fade. I said,

0:28:51.640 --> 0:28:54.440
<v Speaker 1>we're gonna make this work for us. I know how

0:28:54.480 --> 0:29:00.920
<v Speaker 1>to do this. Okay. That was and she spent a

0:29:01.000 --> 0:29:04.480
<v Speaker 1>year well before we go there, okay, just to lay

0:29:04.480 --> 0:29:07.160
<v Speaker 1>out the thing. How did she end up getting threes company?

0:29:07.560 --> 0:29:10.680
<v Speaker 1>She got a call from uh, actually from a woman

0:29:10.720 --> 0:29:16.239
<v Speaker 1>who worked for me in casting, who said, can I

0:29:16.320 --> 0:29:20.120
<v Speaker 1>work with Susanne? I said, yeah, sure, So she somehow

0:29:20.200 --> 0:29:24.000
<v Speaker 1>got a call and sent UH called Susanne and Suzanne

0:29:24.040 --> 0:29:27.240
<v Speaker 1>went in and Suzanne had done like eight or nine pilots,

0:29:27.600 --> 0:29:30.480
<v Speaker 1>none of which it's sold. And I used to joke

0:29:30.520 --> 0:29:32.360
<v Speaker 1>with her and said, anyone who does eight or nine

0:29:32.360 --> 0:29:36.680
<v Speaker 1>pilots must be a stewardess. By the way, we can't

0:29:36.720 --> 0:29:41.000
<v Speaker 1>use the word stewardess anything that light attendant. Now, okay.

0:29:41.040 --> 0:29:42.760
<v Speaker 1>I got a big discussion with something. They said someone

0:29:42.800 --> 0:29:45.760
<v Speaker 1>was from India. You know, they're South Asian. You know

0:29:45.880 --> 0:29:48.920
<v Speaker 1>the I go out of my way to be politically incorrect.

0:29:49.200 --> 0:29:52.840
<v Speaker 1>It pisces me off that someone should decide what my

0:29:53.000 --> 0:29:57.240
<v Speaker 1>language should be. Okay, there's something called the First Amendments

0:29:58.360 --> 0:30:01.880
<v Speaker 1>and it's the Freedom of Speech Amendments, and I exercise

0:30:01.960 --> 0:30:05.360
<v Speaker 1>it liberally. And the idea that you know, when the

0:30:05.360 --> 0:30:09.640
<v Speaker 1>Internet started, When the Internet started and I started emailing

0:30:09.760 --> 0:30:13.280
<v Speaker 1>in caps, I started getting people saying to me, why

0:30:13.280 --> 0:30:17.800
<v Speaker 1>are you yelling at? I said, who? Who? Excuse me?

0:30:18.400 --> 0:30:21.880
<v Speaker 1>Whose rule is that? Who decided that caps were yelling?

0:30:22.280 --> 0:30:25.000
<v Speaker 1>I said, I write in caps because I'm over forty

0:30:25.080 --> 0:30:27.560
<v Speaker 1>five and most of the people I deal with are

0:30:27.600 --> 0:30:31.480
<v Speaker 1>over forty five and they would appreciate reading caps rather

0:30:31.560 --> 0:30:35.400
<v Speaker 1>than lower case. Okay, they said, you're yelling. So I

0:30:35.440 --> 0:30:39.000
<v Speaker 1>never found out who made the rule. Somebody made the rule. Okay,

0:30:39.040 --> 0:30:42.240
<v Speaker 1>but I hate all that politically correct bullets. Okay, Okay,

0:30:42.360 --> 0:30:48.400
<v Speaker 1>let's go what but you can't say the N word? Right? No? Okay,

0:30:48.400 --> 0:30:50.960
<v Speaker 1>So but there are limits. There are limits. Well, it's

0:30:51.000 --> 0:30:53.360
<v Speaker 1>like you know, running into a theater yelling fire. Right,

0:30:53.400 --> 0:30:56.880
<v Speaker 1>it's the same deal. Okay, let's go back. How does

0:30:56.880 --> 0:31:00.000
<v Speaker 1>a nice Jewish boy from Canada end up on television

0:31:03.680 --> 0:31:05.760
<v Speaker 1>when I graduated? First of all, how do you know

0:31:05.800 --> 0:31:09.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm Jewish? First? Hamil's a Jewish name. Secondly, it's all

0:31:09.720 --> 0:31:14.800
<v Speaker 1>over online that you're Jewish, Jewish Jewish Holidays, so that's

0:31:14.800 --> 0:31:17.000
<v Speaker 1>another thing. You know. If I wasn't Jewish, I couldn't

0:31:17.000 --> 0:31:19.680
<v Speaker 1>say a nice Jewish boy. But I am, so I can't.

0:31:19.720 --> 0:31:21.120
<v Speaker 1>I thought I might have run into you with the

0:31:21.160 --> 0:31:26.760
<v Speaker 1>steam bath. Okay. Uh. I graduated from high school in

0:31:26.800 --> 0:31:32.080
<v Speaker 1>Canada when I was so let's see when I was eighteen.

0:31:33.480 --> 0:31:42.720
<v Speaker 1>Let's stop for a minute. We're in Canada and your

0:31:42.800 --> 0:31:46.120
<v Speaker 1>parents Canadian or they came from the Old Country. Both

0:31:46.280 --> 0:31:49.960
<v Speaker 1>they came from the Old Country and Canadian. Okay, where

0:31:49.960 --> 0:31:52.520
<v Speaker 1>did I come from? From Poland? My father came from

0:31:52.960 --> 0:31:56.360
<v Speaker 1>uh from Poland right after his bar mispre five it

0:31:56.400 --> 0:31:59.600
<v Speaker 1>was borne two. How many people have fathers who were

0:31:59.600 --> 0:32:05.080
<v Speaker 1>born and so he came over and in those days,

0:32:05.120 --> 0:32:09.080
<v Speaker 1>the federal would be immigrants wanted to live in New York, Philadelphia,

0:32:09.120 --> 0:32:13.120
<v Speaker 1>Boston or Chicago. So the federal government said, we will

0:32:13.200 --> 0:32:17.240
<v Speaker 1>give anybody a one way train ticket to anywhere else

0:32:17.400 --> 0:32:20.640
<v Speaker 1>in America other than those four cities. So my father

0:32:20.680 --> 0:32:25.240
<v Speaker 1>went to Texas to be a cowboy, and he loved it.

0:32:25.280 --> 0:32:27.880
<v Speaker 1>He lived in Austin, Texas for three years and just

0:32:28.600 --> 0:32:31.360
<v Speaker 1>always talked about the Texans, how polite they were, how

0:32:31.400 --> 0:32:34.080
<v Speaker 1>wonderful they were. And I don't know what he did.

0:32:34.080 --> 0:32:37.720
<v Speaker 1>He had some were some blue collar job there, and

0:32:37.720 --> 0:32:40.680
<v Speaker 1>he slept in a what he called a flophouse every night.

0:32:41.320 --> 0:32:43.120
<v Speaker 1>And he said I had to sleep on my boots,

0:32:43.120 --> 0:32:47.080
<v Speaker 1>otherwise someone would have stolen them. Okay. And I said,

0:32:47.120 --> 0:32:49.560
<v Speaker 1>so how did if where did you eat? If you

0:32:49.560 --> 0:32:52.800
<v Speaker 1>didn't have a kitchen? He said, there was a brewery

0:32:52.960 --> 0:32:55.160
<v Speaker 1>and for a nickel, they would give you a big

0:32:55.200 --> 0:32:58.640
<v Speaker 1>stein of beer, and then they'd lay out all these

0:32:58.760 --> 0:33:04.360
<v Speaker 1>uh lunch things, breads and and sliced meats and pickles

0:33:04.360 --> 0:33:07.120
<v Speaker 1>and things. He said, I didn't drink beer, so I

0:33:07.120 --> 0:33:09.640
<v Speaker 1>would take my stinn of beer and I'd sell it

0:33:09.680 --> 0:33:12.480
<v Speaker 1>to somebody else for three cents, and then I would eat.

0:33:12.760 --> 0:33:14.320
<v Speaker 1>And he said I would have one meal a day,

0:33:14.320 --> 0:33:16.560
<v Speaker 1>and that would that would be it. Okay. My mother

0:33:16.640 --> 0:33:20.880
<v Speaker 1>came over after World War One, and the two of them,

0:33:21.120 --> 0:33:25.080
<v Speaker 1>My mother had a job. He's in Texas. When does

0:33:25.120 --> 0:33:28.280
<v Speaker 1>he leave Texas for Toronto? He leoh, a good, good question.

0:33:28.480 --> 0:33:34.840
<v Speaker 1>Leaves Texas in nineteen oh eight or nine because one

0:33:34.840 --> 0:33:37.120
<v Speaker 1>of his brothers had moved to Chicago so he goes

0:33:37.160 --> 0:33:40.640
<v Speaker 1>to Chicago. My father gets a job working in a

0:33:40.680 --> 0:33:47.200
<v Speaker 1>sweatshop making pockets Taylor not a tailor, an operator, the operators,

0:33:49.240 --> 0:33:52.880
<v Speaker 1>and within a week they go on strike. So my

0:33:52.960 --> 0:33:55.120
<v Speaker 1>father doesn't know what a strike is. So I didn't

0:33:55.120 --> 0:33:58.239
<v Speaker 1>have strikes in Poland. Okay, they killed you. So they

0:33:58.280 --> 0:34:00.480
<v Speaker 1>go on strike and he's standing there and of a sudden,

0:34:00.520 --> 0:34:03.320
<v Speaker 1>a cop on horseback rides in, clubs him over the

0:34:03.360 --> 0:34:06.880
<v Speaker 1>head and blinds him in his right eye. That's when

0:34:06.960 --> 0:34:09.960
<v Speaker 1>my father decided, I'm getting out of this country. So

0:34:10.040 --> 0:34:13.520
<v Speaker 1>he moves to Toronto. If youn't know anybody interropted. He

0:34:13.560 --> 0:34:17.880
<v Speaker 1>had a sister living there, no a brother, another brother.

0:34:18.560 --> 0:34:22.680
<v Speaker 1>She moves to Toronto and loves living in Toronto. And

0:34:22.719 --> 0:34:26.960
<v Speaker 1>then World War One happens and he gets, you know,

0:34:27.000 --> 0:34:29.360
<v Speaker 1>sucked into the military and he says to the recruiter,

0:34:29.400 --> 0:34:31.160
<v Speaker 1>but I'm blind in my right eye, and he said,

0:34:31.200 --> 0:34:34.279
<v Speaker 1>so you'll shoot with your left eye. And I mean

0:34:34.320 --> 0:34:36.280
<v Speaker 1>even today they don't know how many people they lost

0:34:36.280 --> 0:34:38.160
<v Speaker 1>in World War One. It was like by the pound.

0:34:38.760 --> 0:34:42.000
<v Speaker 1>They just kept loading guys onto ships and sending him overseas.

0:34:43.239 --> 0:34:46.000
<v Speaker 1>So then my parents met. My mother's first job was

0:34:46.239 --> 0:34:49.879
<v Speaker 1>scrubbing floors in the train station, and my father got

0:34:49.880 --> 0:34:55.920
<v Speaker 1>another job making pockets, which was his lifelong job. And

0:34:56.200 --> 0:35:00.560
<v Speaker 1>my father was the most honest, purest man I've ever

0:35:00.640 --> 0:35:03.120
<v Speaker 1>met in my whole life. And I learned that less

0:35:03.120 --> 0:35:05.560
<v Speaker 1>in the hard way. When I was about fifteen or sixteen,

0:35:05.600 --> 0:35:09.480
<v Speaker 1>I had a date, one of my first dates, okay,

0:35:09.520 --> 0:35:14.680
<v Speaker 1>with Molly, and then Susie came along, and I really

0:35:14.719 --> 0:35:17.400
<v Speaker 1>wanted to go out with Susie. So I made a

0:35:17.480 --> 0:35:20.920
<v Speaker 1>date with Susie. But I had to give I had

0:35:20.960 --> 0:35:23.799
<v Speaker 1>to give Molly a reason why I wasn't available. So

0:35:23.840 --> 0:35:26.839
<v Speaker 1>I said to my dad, so if Molly calls, tell

0:35:26.880 --> 0:35:30.520
<v Speaker 1>her blah blah blah blah blah blah. And I left

0:35:30.520 --> 0:35:32.239
<v Speaker 1>and I went out with Susie. When I came home,

0:35:32.719 --> 0:35:35.879
<v Speaker 1>I asked my dad. I said, did uh Molly called?

0:35:35.880 --> 0:35:38.560
<v Speaker 1>He said yeah. I said, would you tell her? He said,

0:35:38.560 --> 0:35:43.000
<v Speaker 1>I told you were out with Susie. That's what I realized.

0:35:43.120 --> 0:35:48.160
<v Speaker 1>My father was not capable of lying okay and uh.

0:35:48.200 --> 0:35:54.400
<v Speaker 1>He was a functional literate. He would spend his days reading, reading, reading, reading.

0:35:54.560 --> 0:35:58.279
<v Speaker 1>He couldn't write. He could barely sign his name. So

0:35:58.400 --> 0:36:02.120
<v Speaker 1>my mother did everything. And my mother like most immigrants,

0:36:02.160 --> 0:36:06.000
<v Speaker 1>round a boarding house and which they bought the house

0:36:06.160 --> 0:36:12.280
<v Speaker 1>in uh Boon the twenties, I can't remember when. And

0:36:12.480 --> 0:36:14.920
<v Speaker 1>it was a little house, but we there were seventeen

0:36:14.960 --> 0:36:20.400
<v Speaker 1>people living there, okay, one toilet. We had eight Chinese brothers.

0:36:20.480 --> 0:36:23.759
<v Speaker 1>Four had been born in Hawaii for in China. We

0:36:23.880 --> 0:36:27.879
<v Speaker 1>had Reverend Johnny saw the Linda Scottish minister. We had

0:36:28.000 --> 0:36:31.719
<v Speaker 1>Eric de Luz, a trinidaddy and artists. We had Van

0:36:31.560 --> 0:36:35.799
<v Speaker 1>van Alphin who was a Dutch cartographer. We had a

0:36:35.800 --> 0:36:39.880
<v Speaker 1>blind alcoholic trumpet player. We had Harry Lando, a Jewish taylor.

0:36:40.000 --> 0:36:45.080
<v Speaker 1>And we had Bill Monger, a British engineer, plus my sister,

0:36:45.200 --> 0:36:48.920
<v Speaker 1>myself and my two parents. And I slept in the

0:36:49.040 --> 0:36:51.440
<v Speaker 1>dining room with my parents. Stilla was eight years old.

0:36:51.880 --> 0:36:54.839
<v Speaker 1>Never had my own room. Okay. Oh. We had one

0:36:54.840 --> 0:36:59.560
<v Speaker 1>other guy, Oka Chukka Johnny, who was a Nigerian prince

0:37:00.200 --> 0:37:02.920
<v Speaker 1>who was going to the University of Toronto medical school.

0:37:03.840 --> 0:37:06.800
<v Speaker 1>And I loved living with him. He had this great

0:37:07.440 --> 0:37:13.960
<v Speaker 1>barrel laugh and we were we just we were good together, okay.

0:37:14.160 --> 0:37:18.960
<v Speaker 1>And he was a great farter. In the middle of

0:37:19.000 --> 0:37:24.160
<v Speaker 1>the night, I'd be awakened, okay, I'd wake up, and

0:37:24.160 --> 0:37:26.680
<v Speaker 1>I'd say okay. He would call him okay, okay, are

0:37:26.719 --> 0:37:31.120
<v Speaker 1>you kidding and he'd say well, and he had he

0:37:31.239 --> 0:37:35.800
<v Speaker 1>had a great laugh. He um. He'd go to Nigeria

0:37:35.880 --> 0:37:40.040
<v Speaker 1>every summer for vacation, come back with a big bag,

0:37:40.360 --> 0:37:44.320
<v Speaker 1>canvas bag filled with twigs, and the twigs were about

0:37:44.360 --> 0:37:47.080
<v Speaker 1>four or five inches long. And that's how he brushed

0:37:47.080 --> 0:37:49.440
<v Speaker 1>his teeth. And he'd hold a twig in his mouth

0:37:49.560 --> 0:37:52.000
<v Speaker 1>till it softened up, and then he'd brush his teeth

0:37:52.040 --> 0:37:55.239
<v Speaker 1>with it. And he had the greatest teeth in the world. Okay,

0:37:55.440 --> 0:38:02.440
<v Speaker 1>so there's something wrong with our favorite Okay. Uh So anyway, um,

0:38:02.440 --> 0:38:05.760
<v Speaker 1>where were you graduate from high school? Graduate from high school?

0:38:05.800 --> 0:38:11.760
<v Speaker 1>Everybody in my family as a doctor, everybody except my father. Um.

0:38:11.880 --> 0:38:17.520
<v Speaker 1>And because all their parents came from the Old country

0:38:17.960 --> 0:38:21.040
<v Speaker 1>and the most respected man in the village was the doctor.

0:38:21.560 --> 0:38:24.120
<v Speaker 1>So when they got to Canada, they said to their sons,

0:38:24.680 --> 0:38:27.080
<v Speaker 1>you're going to be a doctor. If you're not going

0:38:27.120 --> 0:38:28.600
<v Speaker 1>to be a doctor, you're going to be a lawyer.

0:38:29.520 --> 0:38:33.120
<v Speaker 1>And if you're a loser, you'll be an accountant. Okay,

0:38:33.280 --> 0:38:35.719
<v Speaker 1>so they all became doctors. If that's why I became

0:38:35.719 --> 0:38:42.319
<v Speaker 1>a lawyer, Okay, is it doctrinated from you know, consciousness exactly. Yeah.

0:38:42.640 --> 0:38:44.920
<v Speaker 1>So I didn't want to become a doctor because Okay,

0:38:45.200 --> 0:38:47.080
<v Speaker 1>who was going to the medical school, would take me

0:38:47.120 --> 0:38:49.879
<v Speaker 1>to the lab, okay at night where he was experimented

0:38:49.960 --> 0:38:53.719
<v Speaker 1>on rabbits and rats and things, and the smell in

0:38:53.760 --> 0:38:57.880
<v Speaker 1>the lab was horrendous, and I couldn't stand blood, looking

0:38:57.880 --> 0:39:00.640
<v Speaker 1>at blood. And he'd open up a rat and show

0:39:00.680 --> 0:39:03.359
<v Speaker 1>me the rests heart beating inside, and I think, I

0:39:03.400 --> 0:39:05.520
<v Speaker 1>can't do this. I can't, So I'm not going to

0:39:05.560 --> 0:39:09.360
<v Speaker 1>become a doctor. Okay. So I graduated from high school.

0:39:09.360 --> 0:39:11.279
<v Speaker 1>I don't want I'm gonna do. I don't know where

0:39:11.280 --> 0:39:13.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go, what I'm gonna do, And I had

0:39:13.760 --> 0:39:19.120
<v Speaker 1>had I've always worked. My first job was when I

0:39:19.160 --> 0:39:22.680
<v Speaker 1>was six. I worked at the campus gross Steria across

0:39:22.719 --> 0:39:26.239
<v Speaker 1>the street from our house on Saturdays, and I was

0:39:26.280 --> 0:39:30.520
<v Speaker 1>in charge of opening the door for the shoppers and

0:39:30.520 --> 0:39:32.960
<v Speaker 1>I made it. I made a buck a day. That

0:39:33.120 --> 0:39:37.000
<v Speaker 1>was a lot of money. But my favorite job I

0:39:37.040 --> 0:39:40.160
<v Speaker 1>worked for the Canadian National Railway from the time I

0:39:40.200 --> 0:39:43.560
<v Speaker 1>was thirteen to the time I was seventeen. I was

0:39:43.600 --> 0:39:48.880
<v Speaker 1>a newsy Okay, what does the news he do well.

0:39:48.920 --> 0:39:51.040
<v Speaker 1>I would walk up and down the aisle of the train,

0:39:51.080 --> 0:39:53.040
<v Speaker 1>and some of these trains were like two miles long.

0:39:53.520 --> 0:39:56.400
<v Speaker 1>I'd have a basket on this arm, and i'd have

0:39:56.480 --> 0:40:00.800
<v Speaker 1>a case of cokes on this arm. In those days,

0:40:01.320 --> 0:40:06.279
<v Speaker 1>coke cases were made out of solid wood and bottles.

0:40:06.440 --> 0:40:10.839
<v Speaker 1>Of course. Okay, this arm, I'm right handed. To this day,

0:40:10.920 --> 0:40:14.520
<v Speaker 1>my left arm is stronger than my right arm. Okay.

0:40:14.600 --> 0:40:17.520
<v Speaker 1>And i'd walked down the island, I'd say cigarettes, matches,

0:40:17.600 --> 0:40:22.160
<v Speaker 1>chocolate bars, chewing gum, peanuts, biscuits and oranges, novelty, contraceptives, pillows,

0:40:22.160 --> 0:40:28.400
<v Speaker 1>and comic books. Did you okay, did you sell any newspapers? No? No,

0:40:28.600 --> 0:40:32.360
<v Speaker 1>there's no money in selling newspapers, right, So I was

0:40:32.480 --> 0:40:37.839
<v Speaker 1>making three fifty four hundred dollars a week cash. And

0:40:37.920 --> 0:40:42.600
<v Speaker 1>this was in let's see there, you say this was

0:40:42.880 --> 0:40:46.960
<v Speaker 1>in the early fifties. My father was making twenty five

0:40:47.000 --> 0:40:51.120
<v Speaker 1>dollars a week, okay, making pockets. Most people were making

0:40:53.120 --> 0:40:57.560
<v Speaker 1>bucks a week. Okay, So I started buying custom suits. Okay,

0:40:57.560 --> 0:40:59.920
<v Speaker 1>we're just to know. Were you that good at new

0:41:00.120 --> 0:41:04.120
<v Speaker 1>z all newsies make that kind of money? No, well,

0:41:04.160 --> 0:41:06.600
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I don't know what other newsies were making.

0:41:07.239 --> 0:41:10.040
<v Speaker 1>I was really good at it. And I was a kid, okay,

0:41:10.040 --> 0:41:12.200
<v Speaker 1>who doesn't want to help a kid. I didn't have

0:41:12.239 --> 0:41:14.240
<v Speaker 1>to say to people I'm working my way through anything.

0:41:14.360 --> 0:41:18.280
<v Speaker 1>I just I was a kid, okay. And uh so

0:41:18.800 --> 0:41:21.040
<v Speaker 1>they bought they bought from me. And the night before

0:41:21.920 --> 0:41:24.799
<v Speaker 1>I would go on the train, i'd go to the

0:41:24.840 --> 0:41:29.160
<v Speaker 1>butcher and I'd have him cut slices of ham for me.

0:41:29.480 --> 0:41:31.120
<v Speaker 1>So he cut a slice of ham and hands me

0:41:31.160 --> 0:41:33.600
<v Speaker 1>and say, is this thin enough? I hold it up

0:41:33.600 --> 0:41:35.799
<v Speaker 1>to the light and if I couldn't see the light

0:41:35.880 --> 0:41:38.080
<v Speaker 1>through the ham, I'd say, no, no, it's got to

0:41:38.160 --> 0:41:41.360
<v Speaker 1>be thinner than that. So I would get a hundred

0:41:41.400 --> 0:41:44.520
<v Speaker 1>and fifty slices of ham. I think a hundred and

0:41:44.520 --> 0:41:48.880
<v Speaker 1>fifty slices, maybe a pound. I'd buy a white bread.

0:41:49.600 --> 0:41:51.520
<v Speaker 1>It was the only time whitebread ever made us way

0:41:51.560 --> 0:41:55.799
<v Speaker 1>into my house, okay. And I would make ham sandwiches

0:41:55.840 --> 0:41:58.120
<v Speaker 1>and ham and cheese sandwiches, and I would sell him

0:41:58.160 --> 0:42:02.480
<v Speaker 1>for thirty five cents and forty On the train, okay,

0:42:03.320 --> 0:42:07.520
<v Speaker 1>I would rent pillows, little baby pillows going west and

0:42:07.560 --> 0:42:11.520
<v Speaker 1>then coming east, I turned the the cases inside out

0:42:11.520 --> 0:42:13.880
<v Speaker 1>and rent them. On the way back, I'd rent comic

0:42:13.920 --> 0:42:19.520
<v Speaker 1>books for a nickel. Uh. The novelty contraceptives, Okay, there

0:42:19.520 --> 0:42:21.680
<v Speaker 1>were three of them. I had the French tickler. You

0:42:21.680 --> 0:42:24.400
<v Speaker 1>can only imagine what that is. I had the alligator,

0:42:24.440 --> 0:42:26.800
<v Speaker 1>you can only imagine what that is. And the third

0:42:26.840 --> 0:42:32.240
<v Speaker 1>one was and the clown face what was that? Okay?

0:42:32.280 --> 0:42:35.680
<v Speaker 1>It was a condom with a clown faces again okay.

0:42:35.920 --> 0:42:39.400
<v Speaker 1>And those I could saw those day and night. It

0:42:39.480 --> 0:42:43.920
<v Speaker 1>was amazing, mainly to young men, young soldiers going home,

0:42:44.120 --> 0:42:46.480
<v Speaker 1>you know, on vacation, to see their girlfriends or their

0:42:46.480 --> 0:42:50.160
<v Speaker 1>wives or whatever. And they would always buy all my

0:42:50.400 --> 0:42:54.239
<v Speaker 1>novelty contraceptives. And I would buy them in Winnipeg for

0:42:56.520 --> 0:42:59.439
<v Speaker 1>I think i'd get three of them, three of them

0:42:59.440 --> 0:43:02.920
<v Speaker 1>in a pack, for thirty cents, and I could sell

0:43:03.000 --> 0:43:07.160
<v Speaker 1>them for anywhere between a dollar and four dollars. Okay.

0:43:07.440 --> 0:43:11.040
<v Speaker 1>When you got on the train Toronto, where did it go? Okay?

0:43:11.080 --> 0:43:13.360
<v Speaker 1>In the summertime, I'd go a cross country. I'd go

0:43:13.480 --> 0:43:17.640
<v Speaker 1>Toronto Vancouver, and we stopped in Winnipeg overnight and I'd

0:43:17.640 --> 0:43:20.719
<v Speaker 1>stay in this hotel next to the train station. It

0:43:20.840 --> 0:43:23.960
<v Speaker 1>was two dollars and fifty cents a night, and there

0:43:24.000 --> 0:43:27.560
<v Speaker 1>was no toilet no bath, no toilet, no shower. There

0:43:27.600 --> 0:43:30.839
<v Speaker 1>was only a sink, and I wouldn't use the sink

0:43:30.880 --> 0:43:32.640
<v Speaker 1>because I knew that every guy who stayed there pete

0:43:32.640 --> 0:43:34.799
<v Speaker 1>in the sink. Okay, so you have to go down

0:43:34.800 --> 0:43:36.759
<v Speaker 1>the hall to get a shower, and you know, use

0:43:36.800 --> 0:43:42.760
<v Speaker 1>the let um. On weekends when I was going to school,

0:43:43.320 --> 0:43:50.800
<v Speaker 1>I would use short halls to Toronto, Attawa, Toronto, Montreal, Toronto, Muskoka, Gravenhurst, etcetera.

0:43:51.760 --> 0:43:54.080
<v Speaker 1>But I love the summers and I got to see

0:43:54.120 --> 0:43:57.960
<v Speaker 1>the country. Okay. I got all the way from Vancouver,

0:43:58.120 --> 0:44:01.759
<v Speaker 1>all the way to Newfoundland, and most Canadians have never

0:44:01.760 --> 0:44:04.920
<v Speaker 1>been east of Montreal. East of Montreal is Nova Scotia,

0:44:04.960 --> 0:44:08.719
<v Speaker 1>New Brunswick, Prince Edward Island and Newfoundland. Most Canadians have

0:44:08.840 --> 0:44:13.000
<v Speaker 1>never been there, which is a travesty because some of

0:44:13.040 --> 0:44:17.080
<v Speaker 1>the most beautiful country on the planet is there, and

0:44:17.120 --> 0:44:21.279
<v Speaker 1>the people are incredible. People in Newfoundland incredible. Newfoundland is

0:44:21.320 --> 0:44:24.240
<v Speaker 1>closer to Ireland than it is to the rest of Canada.

0:44:24.360 --> 0:44:28.160
<v Speaker 1>That's how far east it is. As I remember being

0:44:28.160 --> 0:44:32.200
<v Speaker 1>at the turn of the millennium and it's like a

0:44:32.280 --> 0:44:35.440
<v Speaker 1>half hour, you know, It's like, you know, that's how

0:44:35.480 --> 0:44:41.479
<v Speaker 1>they're celebrating what's going on? Yeah, Well, in uh Nova

0:44:41.480 --> 0:44:45.920
<v Speaker 1>Scotia's like to drink and they have a rome called screech.

0:44:46.719 --> 0:44:48.480
<v Speaker 1>And if you go to Nova Scotia, you go into

0:44:48.480 --> 0:44:52.200
<v Speaker 1>one of their saloons. Uh, you can be screeched. What

0:44:52.280 --> 0:44:54.800
<v Speaker 1>does that mean? Well, first of all, you buy everyone

0:44:54.840 --> 0:44:58.080
<v Speaker 1>in the saloon a drink a shot of screech. Okay,

0:44:58.080 --> 0:45:04.040
<v Speaker 1>it's this awful, awful roum right. Uh. So for you

0:45:04.120 --> 0:45:07.160
<v Speaker 1>to be screeched by the bartender, you have to kiss

0:45:07.200 --> 0:45:12.120
<v Speaker 1>a cod a real codfish, on the lips, and then

0:45:12.440 --> 0:45:16.400
<v Speaker 1>you bang down a shot of screech. Everyone applauds, and

0:45:16.440 --> 0:45:20.840
<v Speaker 1>then they give you a certificate saying you've been screwed. Okay,

0:45:20.920 --> 0:45:24.160
<v Speaker 1>so you're selling stuff on the train. Uh. You continue

0:45:24.200 --> 0:45:26.680
<v Speaker 1>to go to school and you start your show business career. No,

0:45:27.400 --> 0:45:30.640
<v Speaker 1>I continue, No, I wasn't in show business then. I

0:45:30.680 --> 0:45:33.800
<v Speaker 1>was between the ages of thirteen and seventeen. Okay, so

0:45:33.880 --> 0:45:35.520
<v Speaker 1>you graduate from high school, then what do you do

0:45:35.719 --> 0:45:37.920
<v Speaker 1>When I'm eighteen, I don't know what I'm gonna do.

0:45:38.360 --> 0:45:43.160
<v Speaker 1>And one of the guys in my class says to me, um,

0:45:43.239 --> 0:45:44.560
<v Speaker 1>what are you gonna do? And I said, I have

0:45:44.640 --> 0:45:47.800
<v Speaker 1>no idea I don't know. I'm not going to be

0:45:47.840 --> 0:45:50.680
<v Speaker 1>a doctor. I know that. He said, you gotta figure

0:45:50.680 --> 0:45:52.640
<v Speaker 1>out what you're gonna do. He said, you're not gonna

0:45:52.640 --> 0:45:56.240
<v Speaker 1>go work. I said no. He said, you know Ryerson

0:45:58.200 --> 0:46:02.120
<v Speaker 1>Ryerson University in Toronto. Uh, they have a radio and

0:46:02.160 --> 0:46:05.759
<v Speaker 1>television arts course, and you have a nice voice. He said,

0:46:05.760 --> 0:46:08.879
<v Speaker 1>why don't you go down an audition. That's what I did.

0:46:09.480 --> 0:46:13.360
<v Speaker 1>I walked in. I saw TV cameras. I thought studios

0:46:13.440 --> 0:46:16.640
<v Speaker 1>like this, and I thought, I'm home. This is perfect

0:46:16.680 --> 0:46:23.399
<v Speaker 1>for me. Okay, So, uh, I went there for one year.

0:46:23.520 --> 0:46:29.040
<v Speaker 1>I want a scholarship and uh writing a midterm exam

0:46:29.080 --> 0:46:32.520
<v Speaker 1>in year two. The professor comes up to me and

0:46:32.520 --> 0:46:35.480
<v Speaker 1>he puts a little post it on the on the

0:46:35.560 --> 0:46:40.879
<v Speaker 1>table with a name and an address. He said, they're

0:46:40.880 --> 0:46:45.520
<v Speaker 1>auditioning at the CBC Radio network for someone to host

0:46:45.680 --> 0:46:48.400
<v Speaker 1>a daily three hour classical music show. I think you

0:46:48.440 --> 0:46:52.200
<v Speaker 1>could get it. I said, oh great. He said, put

0:46:52.200 --> 0:46:56.239
<v Speaker 1>down your pencil and just quietly leave the room. I

0:46:56.360 --> 0:47:00.319
<v Speaker 1>told them you'd be there in twenty minutes. So, as

0:47:00.360 --> 0:47:02.200
<v Speaker 1>far as I know, my mid term exam is still

0:47:02.239 --> 0:47:07.200
<v Speaker 1>sitting on a desk somewhere. You know Ryerson, UM that

0:47:07.360 --> 0:47:10.320
<v Speaker 1>was my first job in show business, which I hosted

0:47:10.320 --> 0:47:12.839
<v Speaker 1>that show for five years. I loved doing it, and

0:47:12.920 --> 0:47:15.520
<v Speaker 1>I had studied at the Royal Conservatory of Music. I

0:47:15.520 --> 0:47:17.520
<v Speaker 1>think my mother decided I was going to be a

0:47:17.520 --> 0:47:23.200
<v Speaker 1>concert pianist like all Jewish mothers, okay um. And that's

0:47:23.200 --> 0:47:25.600
<v Speaker 1>how I got the job, actually, because the audition was

0:47:25.640 --> 0:47:28.360
<v Speaker 1>a little tricky, like they had words in there that

0:47:28.480 --> 0:47:31.120
<v Speaker 1>unless you knew how to pronounce them, you would not

0:47:31.200 --> 0:47:37.319
<v Speaker 1>pronounce like divor Jack. There's no it's devor ac, which

0:47:37.400 --> 0:47:40.360
<v Speaker 1>is the incorrect way of pronouncing it. Right. So I nailed.

0:47:40.400 --> 0:47:44.160
<v Speaker 1>I nailed the audition, got the job, and they sent

0:47:44.239 --> 0:47:47.000
<v Speaker 1>me to Windsor, Ontario, which is across the river from Detroit,

0:47:48.120 --> 0:47:51.239
<v Speaker 1>and I my first year I made three thousand, three

0:47:51.360 --> 0:47:55.160
<v Speaker 1>hundred dollars okay, and I'm thinking I made a lot

0:47:55.200 --> 0:48:00.040
<v Speaker 1>more money working on the trainer, right. So then I

0:48:00.040 --> 0:48:05.759
<v Speaker 1>started doing commercials in Detroit for Chrysler and uh So

0:48:05.880 --> 0:48:08.040
<v Speaker 1>in nineteen so I was there. I went there in

0:48:08.080 --> 0:48:14.960
<v Speaker 1>nineteen fifty five, and in nineteen fifty six, along with

0:48:15.000 --> 0:48:18.839
<v Speaker 1>my my three thousand, three hundred dollar money I got

0:48:18.880 --> 0:48:23.080
<v Speaker 1>from the CBC, I made twenty five thousand dollars doing commercials.

0:48:23.520 --> 0:48:25.000
<v Speaker 1>So I call it, Who do you call when you

0:48:25.040 --> 0:48:28.520
<v Speaker 1>make twenty dollars? Your mother? So I called my mother.

0:48:28.600 --> 0:48:31.440
<v Speaker 1>I said, guess what I made twenty five thousand dollars,

0:48:31.640 --> 0:48:33.719
<v Speaker 1>And without taking a breash, he said, and how much

0:48:33.719 --> 0:48:39.799
<v Speaker 1>have you saved? So that was the beginning. I stayed

0:48:39.840 --> 0:48:42.279
<v Speaker 1>in Windsor for five years. Did you say any did

0:48:42.320 --> 0:48:44.440
<v Speaker 1>you blow it? No? I blew it. I blow it

0:48:44.480 --> 0:48:47.279
<v Speaker 1>was it was making custom suits. I was going to

0:48:47.320 --> 0:48:50.840
<v Speaker 1>the New York Custom New York Custom Shirt Shop or

0:48:50.840 --> 0:48:54.280
<v Speaker 1>whatever was called, having custom shirts made with my initials

0:48:54.280 --> 0:48:58.120
<v Speaker 1>on the sleeve. Uh. I was wearing black silk stockings

0:48:58.200 --> 0:49:01.439
<v Speaker 1>with garters, not guarter belts. But you know, just below

0:49:01.480 --> 0:49:05.960
<v Speaker 1>the knee. I don't know who that person is. Okay.

0:49:06.000 --> 0:49:07.560
<v Speaker 1>Even today I look back on it and I see

0:49:07.600 --> 0:49:12.480
<v Speaker 1>pictures of myself and I'm thinking, what were you thinking?

0:49:13.560 --> 0:49:15.720
<v Speaker 1>Who did you think you were then? And the answer

0:49:15.840 --> 0:49:19.040
<v Speaker 1>is I don't know, okay. So then I moved to

0:49:19.040 --> 0:49:22.080
<v Speaker 1>Toronto in nineteen sixty. Back to Toronto in nineteen sixty

0:49:22.320 --> 0:49:26.719
<v Speaker 1>as a classical DJ. Well I gave up the After

0:49:26.800 --> 0:49:29.920
<v Speaker 1>five years, I gave up the classical DJ job and

0:49:29.960 --> 0:49:33.440
<v Speaker 1>I moved into TV at the CBC in Toronto, and

0:49:33.480 --> 0:49:38.440
<v Speaker 1>I was in TV there from from sixty to sixty

0:49:38.640 --> 0:49:41.279
<v Speaker 1>eight when I moved here. Okay, how does one make

0:49:41.280 --> 0:49:46.080
<v Speaker 1>the transition from radio to TV? How do you make

0:49:46.120 --> 0:49:52.000
<v Speaker 1>the transition? Well, I'll can tell you. Um, while I

0:49:52.080 --> 0:49:57.239
<v Speaker 1>was in Windsor in nineteen early sixty there was a

0:49:57.320 --> 0:50:02.040
<v Speaker 1>store called the Metropolitan and they had a terrible gas

0:50:02.080 --> 0:50:07.480
<v Speaker 1>explosion in the store. There were people, uh, there were fatalities,

0:50:08.000 --> 0:50:11.759
<v Speaker 1>people wounded, and it blew all the stuff from the

0:50:11.840 --> 0:50:15.520
<v Speaker 1>store out into the street. And the radio station was

0:50:15.560 --> 0:50:18.000
<v Speaker 1>half a block away. So I was the first guy

0:50:18.080 --> 0:50:23.320
<v Speaker 1>on the scene doing reports, right, And what was tragic

0:50:23.480 --> 0:50:28.800
<v Speaker 1>was everything was covered in dust and you you you,

0:50:29.239 --> 0:50:32.280
<v Speaker 1>I thought I saw a baby. It wasn't a baby,

0:50:32.280 --> 0:50:36.880
<v Speaker 1>it was a doll. And the it was filled with people,

0:50:37.280 --> 0:50:41.279
<v Speaker 1>people who were really badly wounded. So I started doing

0:50:41.360 --> 0:50:45.680
<v Speaker 1>reports and next thing, I'm doing reports for Toronto as well,

0:50:46.160 --> 0:50:49.520
<v Speaker 1>and I'm doing some reports for American outlets as well.

0:50:50.520 --> 0:50:52.600
<v Speaker 1>And I got a call from Toronto saying we have

0:50:52.600 --> 0:50:55.560
<v Speaker 1>an opening, and he said, she said, we rarely have

0:50:55.640 --> 0:50:57.440
<v Speaker 1>an opening. She said, we'd like you to come and

0:50:57.520 --> 0:50:59.840
<v Speaker 1>join us. So I went moved to Toronto and I

0:50:59.840 --> 0:51:04.160
<v Speaker 1>went into TV, and at first you're doing what, pardon,

0:51:04.560 --> 0:51:07.560
<v Speaker 1>what is your role? At first in television? The first

0:51:07.760 --> 0:51:13.440
<v Speaker 1>role was sitting in a booth every night for hours saying,

0:51:14.280 --> 0:51:19.360
<v Speaker 1>this is the CBC television network. That was it. What

0:51:19.560 --> 0:51:22.000
<v Speaker 1>did that evolve? It was the next step. The next

0:51:22.000 --> 0:51:29.120
<v Speaker 1>step was doing commercials, live commercials on a primetime music show.

0:51:30.680 --> 0:51:34.400
<v Speaker 1>And once I did that, that was became like my showcase. Okay,

0:51:34.480 --> 0:51:37.080
<v Speaker 1>and then I started getting calls and I by the

0:51:37.120 --> 0:51:42.560
<v Speaker 1>time I finished television in Canada, I had done close

0:51:42.600 --> 0:51:46.000
<v Speaker 1>to four thousand hours of network okay, just very quickly.

0:51:46.320 --> 0:51:48.719
<v Speaker 1>So you're doing commercials. What's the next step? What do

0:51:48.760 --> 0:51:50.719
<v Speaker 1>you do to ultimately work your way up to the

0:51:50.880 --> 0:51:55.160
<v Speaker 1>Johnny Carson esque talk show? I just did a lot

0:51:55.200 --> 0:51:59.360
<v Speaker 1>of shows I did. I did a My first series

0:51:59.520 --> 0:52:02.200
<v Speaker 1>was a show called Razzle Dazzle. It was a kids

0:52:02.200 --> 0:52:04.879
<v Speaker 1>show that was on every day on the network, every

0:52:04.920 --> 0:52:07.719
<v Speaker 1>day for half an hour. It was live. I did

0:52:07.719 --> 0:52:10.960
<v Speaker 1>that for five years. The host I was the one

0:52:11.000 --> 0:52:12.880
<v Speaker 1>of the hosts and one of the players, one of

0:52:12.880 --> 0:52:17.919
<v Speaker 1>the Then I did a simultaneously. I did the show

0:52:17.960 --> 0:52:21.399
<v Speaker 1>called Nightcap, which was the satirical show, and that ran

0:52:21.440 --> 0:52:28.040
<v Speaker 1>for five years. Um I did the commentary at the

0:52:28.239 --> 0:52:32.960
<v Speaker 1>Tokyo Olympics in X four. I did the commentary in

0:52:33.400 --> 0:52:39.560
<v Speaker 1>early six eight at the Mexican Olympics. I did a

0:52:39.600 --> 0:52:43.880
<v Speaker 1>show called cine Club, which was a show about short

0:52:43.960 --> 0:52:49.080
<v Speaker 1>film festival films. I did a show called on the Scene,

0:52:49.840 --> 0:52:53.440
<v Speaker 1>which was a show where we'd go to a different venue,

0:52:53.440 --> 0:52:56.759
<v Speaker 1>a different location or a different city every week. And

0:52:56.840 --> 0:53:01.920
<v Speaker 1>I created a show called Sports Date that specialized in

0:53:02.080 --> 0:53:05.720
<v Speaker 1>sports that we're not on TV. No baseball, no football,

0:53:05.800 --> 0:53:08.279
<v Speaker 1>no hockey, like why World of Sports in America. We

0:53:08.280 --> 0:53:11.840
<v Speaker 1>we did ballooning over the Alps, we did Thailand boxing,

0:53:12.239 --> 0:53:15.160
<v Speaker 1>we did skydiving in Ava, through in British Columbia. We

0:53:15.200 --> 0:53:19.560
<v Speaker 1>did all the off So then I created the the

0:53:19.719 --> 0:53:26.240
<v Speaker 1>Canadian International Deep Canadian International Invitational Deep Sea Fishing Tournament

0:53:27.000 --> 0:53:31.640
<v Speaker 1>in the Bahamas, Okay, and we invited the heads of

0:53:31.680 --> 0:53:35.600
<v Speaker 1>all five oil companies and they loved coming. And we

0:53:35.680 --> 0:53:38.040
<v Speaker 1>had hats and we had little medals, and we had

0:53:38.080 --> 0:53:40.239
<v Speaker 1>the whole thing. And it was all to get the

0:53:40.239 --> 0:53:45.600
<v Speaker 1>hell out of Toronto, Okay, right right right, as far

0:53:45.640 --> 0:53:48.520
<v Speaker 1>as I know, that thing may still be running. Okay.

0:53:48.880 --> 0:54:01.320
<v Speaker 1>Key to your success was, or is wow, my mother. Okay,

0:54:01.440 --> 0:54:07.719
<v Speaker 1>explain a little bit further. My mother, Um, it was

0:54:07.920 --> 0:54:11.160
<v Speaker 1>very smart. So she ran a boarding house. Right when

0:54:11.160 --> 0:54:16.880
<v Speaker 1>she died, she was a millionaire from the boarding house. Um.

0:54:16.880 --> 0:54:19.080
<v Speaker 1>She believed in me no matter what I wanted to do.

0:54:19.640 --> 0:54:21.760
<v Speaker 1>When I told her when I was thirteen years old,

0:54:22.239 --> 0:54:25.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm getting a job on the railroad and I'm going

0:54:26.000 --> 0:54:30.000
<v Speaker 1>to be traveling all over the country, she said, great, Okay. Uh.

0:54:30.520 --> 0:54:33.080
<v Speaker 1>How many mothers would say to their thirteen year old,

0:54:33.800 --> 0:54:38.120
<v Speaker 1>especially today. None. So whatever I wanted to do, she

0:54:38.239 --> 0:54:42.200
<v Speaker 1>was behind me all the way. She encouraged me. When

0:54:42.200 --> 0:54:48.480
<v Speaker 1>I won a scholarship, she turned up. Um. So I

0:54:49.480 --> 0:54:56.640
<v Speaker 1>have to believe that my both my parents heavily influenced

0:54:56.640 --> 0:55:00.080
<v Speaker 1>my life. My father because of his purity and his

0:55:00.200 --> 0:55:05.880
<v Speaker 1>honesty and his loyalty. Um. And I suffer from some

0:55:05.960 --> 0:55:11.319
<v Speaker 1>of those diseases myself. But my mother just, uh, you

0:55:11.360 --> 0:55:14.120
<v Speaker 1>can whatever, you can do it, whatever you want to do.

0:55:14.480 --> 0:55:16.520
<v Speaker 1>But I've I've also been in Los Angeles, i e.

0:55:16.680 --> 0:55:20.160
<v Speaker 1>Hollywood for so long to know that there are certain

0:55:20.239 --> 0:55:22.880
<v Speaker 1>stripes of people, usually people who can't fit into the

0:55:22.880 --> 0:55:25.759
<v Speaker 1>regular world, who have certain skills that allow things to

0:55:25.800 --> 0:55:28.600
<v Speaker 1>go forward, whether it be the gift of gab or

0:55:28.920 --> 0:55:32.480
<v Speaker 1>creativity in terms of making up shows or something. What

0:55:32.640 --> 0:55:36.440
<v Speaker 1>skills do you believe helped you in that area? Okay,

0:55:36.640 --> 0:55:39.680
<v Speaker 1>I've I've always had the gift for gap and I

0:55:39.719 --> 0:55:42.400
<v Speaker 1>think it happened when I worked on the trains, Okay,

0:55:42.400 --> 0:55:44.479
<v Speaker 1>because aside from just running up and down the train,

0:55:45.040 --> 0:55:48.160
<v Speaker 1>you know, selling stuff, I talk to people. I talked

0:55:48.160 --> 0:55:50.560
<v Speaker 1>to adults. You know, when kids talk to adults, they

0:55:50.600 --> 0:55:54.840
<v Speaker 1>yet to be adult. And I think that that helped

0:55:54.840 --> 0:55:58.120
<v Speaker 1>me a lot in my life and in my business.

0:55:59.320 --> 0:56:06.520
<v Speaker 1>Um I am somewhat introverted normally. Uh When Susanne and

0:56:06.600 --> 0:56:09.919
<v Speaker 1>I go out to a big party, I usually find

0:56:09.960 --> 0:56:13.280
<v Speaker 1>a nice quiet place at the bar, and she loves

0:56:13.320 --> 0:56:16.239
<v Speaker 1>working the room and I just kind of hang out

0:56:16.239 --> 0:56:18.000
<v Speaker 1>at the bar and I don't care if anyone talks

0:56:18.040 --> 0:56:21.359
<v Speaker 1>to me or not. And Susanne has given up saying

0:56:21.400 --> 0:56:26.160
<v Speaker 1>why don't you talk to people? I said, I'd rather

0:56:26.280 --> 0:56:33.560
<v Speaker 1>just stand here and watch people. Okay, And uh so

0:56:34.160 --> 0:56:36.360
<v Speaker 1>the answer is, I don't know. In front of a camera,

0:56:36.400 --> 0:56:39.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm not introverted at all. Okay, I'm I'm right out there.

0:56:40.520 --> 0:56:46.400
<v Speaker 1>I love performing, um or, I loved past tense performing

0:56:47.600 --> 0:56:51.560
<v Speaker 1>and today Susanne and I do uh two or three

0:56:51.600 --> 0:56:54.719
<v Speaker 1>Facebook live shows every week. Well before we get there,

0:56:54.760 --> 0:56:59.360
<v Speaker 1>let's clean up the past where we can after threes company. Okay,

0:56:59.719 --> 0:57:03.640
<v Speaker 1>So thank working for the CBC. Even when you hit

0:57:03.680 --> 0:57:06.840
<v Speaker 1>the ceiling with a nightly talk show, it's not that lucrative.

0:57:08.280 --> 0:57:11.400
<v Speaker 1>It was pretty lucrative. It was when I left the

0:57:11.400 --> 0:57:16.880
<v Speaker 1>CBC in um the first month I was living in

0:57:17.000 --> 0:57:18.840
<v Speaker 1>l A. I get a call from the CBC saying,

0:57:19.920 --> 0:57:22.600
<v Speaker 1>we're doing a new show on Saturday night, called in person.

0:57:22.720 --> 0:57:24.960
<v Speaker 1>We'd love you to host it. And I said, I'm

0:57:25.000 --> 0:57:26.520
<v Speaker 1>living in l A now and they said, so you'll

0:57:26.560 --> 0:57:28.800
<v Speaker 1>fly back. We'll shoot you know, two or three shows

0:57:28.840 --> 0:57:30.439
<v Speaker 1>at one time, and it won't be a big deal.

0:57:30.520 --> 0:57:34.360
<v Speaker 1>I said, okay. I said, just pay me what I

0:57:34.400 --> 0:57:36.720
<v Speaker 1>made the last year at the CBC, and they said,

0:57:36.720 --> 0:57:39.680
<v Speaker 1>it's not a problem. I get a call back three

0:57:39.760 --> 0:57:43.320
<v Speaker 1>days later and the guy says to me, we can't

0:57:43.320 --> 0:57:45.920
<v Speaker 1>pay you what you made last year. I said, but

0:57:45.960 --> 0:57:48.760
<v Speaker 1>you paid me what I made last year. Yeah, but

0:57:48.800 --> 0:57:51.479
<v Speaker 1>we can't just pay you you earned it. I said,

0:57:51.960 --> 0:57:53.680
<v Speaker 1>well I'm going to earn it again. You want me

0:57:53.720 --> 0:57:56.040
<v Speaker 1>to do the show? No, but you did so many

0:57:56.080 --> 0:58:00.080
<v Speaker 1>shows that you you you made four times and more

0:58:00.080 --> 0:58:03.840
<v Speaker 1>than the president of the CBC, I said, but my

0:58:04.040 --> 0:58:09.720
<v Speaker 1>ratings are better than the president of the CBC. Okay, anyway,

0:58:09.720 --> 0:58:12.040
<v Speaker 1>he said, Okay, we're gonna figure this out. So they did.

0:58:12.120 --> 0:58:15.480
<v Speaker 1>I made. I made. I made a hundred and sixty

0:58:15.480 --> 0:58:20.040
<v Speaker 1>thousand dollars and that was a nineteen sixty seven. Okay,

0:58:20.120 --> 0:58:22.000
<v Speaker 1>a lot of money, A lot of money. I think

0:58:22.040 --> 0:58:24.000
<v Speaker 1>you know. Baseball players they were lucky, were making a

0:58:24.040 --> 0:58:27.920
<v Speaker 1>hundred yeah, and hockey players are making eight thousands. Okay,

0:58:28.080 --> 0:58:30.000
<v Speaker 1>do you play hockey or you a hockey fan? I

0:58:30.000 --> 0:58:33.400
<v Speaker 1>played hockey every day of my life, okay, every day

0:58:33.400 --> 0:58:36.680
<v Speaker 1>of my life. And the only fist fights I ever

0:58:36.720 --> 0:58:38.800
<v Speaker 1>got into were on the ice, so no one ever

0:58:38.840 --> 0:58:41.560
<v Speaker 1>got hurt. You don't get hurt fighting when you're on ice.

0:58:42.440 --> 0:58:44.560
<v Speaker 1>But I played every day, every single day. I love

0:58:44.600 --> 0:58:49.680
<v Speaker 1>playing hockey. And uh I gave up hockey when I

0:58:49.720 --> 0:58:53.760
<v Speaker 1>started working. So there's a bunch of crazy Canadians who

0:58:53.760 --> 0:58:58.360
<v Speaker 1>live here, okay. And I get a call probably once

0:58:58.360 --> 0:59:01.480
<v Speaker 1>a month and they say, okay, we need one more on,

0:59:01.600 --> 0:59:04.760
<v Speaker 1>we need look forward. So said, we're it's go next

0:59:04.800 --> 0:59:08.000
<v Speaker 1>week at the blah blah, and I say, are you

0:59:08.120 --> 0:59:14.040
<v Speaker 1>freaking crazy hockey? I'm an old guy one body checking

0:59:14.320 --> 0:59:16.800
<v Speaker 1>in the hospital. No, no no, but we don't body check.

0:59:16.880 --> 0:59:19.760
<v Speaker 1>I said, don't tell me that. You guys get out

0:59:19.760 --> 0:59:22.600
<v Speaker 1>on the ice and you think you're eighteen again. Okay,

0:59:22.760 --> 0:59:25.400
<v Speaker 1>and you forget the rule about no body checking and

0:59:25.440 --> 0:59:29.360
<v Speaker 1>your body checking. He said, well it happens. Okay. So

0:59:29.400 --> 0:59:33.000
<v Speaker 1>I run into Gratzu Wayne Gretzky one night at a

0:59:33.080 --> 0:59:35.840
<v Speaker 1>party and the two of us are standing at the bar,

0:59:36.760 --> 0:59:38.960
<v Speaker 1>and I said to him, I tell him the story

0:59:38.960 --> 0:59:42.160
<v Speaker 1>about the crazy Canadians. He said, I get the same call.

0:59:44.040 --> 0:59:46.400
<v Speaker 1>I said, what do you say? He said, are you see?

0:59:46.640 --> 0:59:49.680
<v Speaker 1>Are you serious? Are you freaking crazy? You think I'm

0:59:49.720 --> 0:59:54.080
<v Speaker 1>gonna come out and play hockey with you guys? Okay,

0:59:54.480 --> 0:59:57.480
<v Speaker 1>So you have your nightly talk show in the seventies.

0:59:58.240 --> 0:59:59.960
<v Speaker 1>That the last time you're in front of the camera,

1:00:03.200 --> 1:00:07.080
<v Speaker 1>in front of a network camera. Yeah, the last time

1:00:07.120 --> 1:00:12.640
<v Speaker 1>I did a series. Okay, but we're now doing a

1:00:12.680 --> 1:00:14.640
<v Speaker 1>different kind of show. Okay, but let's before I told

1:00:14.680 --> 1:00:19.840
<v Speaker 1>that first secade. Okay. So you meet Suzanne in at

1:00:19.880 --> 1:00:22.880
<v Speaker 1>what point do you get married? We get married in

1:00:23.200 --> 1:00:26.000
<v Speaker 1>seventy seven, when she got hired for three company. I said, Okay,

1:00:26.040 --> 1:00:29.440
<v Speaker 1>you finally got a job, so let's get married. Okay,

1:00:29.640 --> 1:00:32.520
<v Speaker 1>so I'll tell you something interesting about her first paycheck,

1:00:33.120 --> 1:00:35.760
<v Speaker 1>which was not big, okay, but she had never had

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<v Speaker 1>a paycheck okay. So she was supporting her. So I

1:00:45.200 --> 1:00:47.200
<v Speaker 1>was paying all the bills. And I didn't have any

1:00:47.240 --> 1:00:51.600
<v Speaker 1>money either, okay, because when I got my divorce, I

1:00:51.680 --> 1:00:55.040
<v Speaker 1>did not want life to change for my two children.

1:00:55.480 --> 1:00:59.720
<v Speaker 1>They were going to school and uh West Brent, Brent

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<v Speaker 1>was i'mwhere private school. I didn't want their life to change,

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<v Speaker 1>so I simply left. All I took was my car

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<v Speaker 1>with me, Okay. I rented an apartment um in Beverly

1:01:12.720 --> 1:01:17.320
<v Speaker 1>Hills for two hundred dollars a month, and it was

1:01:17.400 --> 1:01:23.040
<v Speaker 1>this terrible, crummy one bedroom. One bedroom was like a

1:01:23.080 --> 1:01:27.400
<v Speaker 1>little bigger than this desk. But it was my place.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's where Susanna and I started living together. We'd

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<v Speaker 1>been essentially living together before that. She'd come to l

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<v Speaker 1>A and I was living with a buddy of mine

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<v Speaker 1>and bell Air and I'd go to to San Francisco

1:01:40.440 --> 1:01:44.960
<v Speaker 1>to Sasolito, etcetera. But we officially started living together in

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<v Speaker 1>seventy early seventy. Sometimes uh so I'm so depressed after

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<v Speaker 1>leaving my wife. What was the motivation for leaving your wife?

1:01:59.000 --> 1:02:01.120
<v Speaker 1>I only knew her for two weeks before we got married.

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<v Speaker 1>We shouldn't have gotten married. Okay. We got married when

1:02:03.560 --> 1:02:05.840
<v Speaker 1>I was twenty or twenty and how long did that last?

1:02:05.880 --> 1:02:09.200
<v Speaker 1>Ten years? But I was away. I think I created

1:02:09.240 --> 1:02:12.080
<v Speaker 1>those shows for the CBC to get me out of town.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not that I just I didn't dislike her. I

1:02:15.360 --> 1:02:17.920
<v Speaker 1>really liked her a lot. She was a very talented

1:02:18.040 --> 1:02:23.680
<v Speaker 1>artist and a lot of humor, et cetera. But I

1:02:23.720 --> 1:02:28.320
<v Speaker 1>wasn't in love with her. We should have just been friends. Okay,

1:02:28.800 --> 1:02:31.480
<v Speaker 1>So it wasn't this terrible, awful thing. It's just that

1:02:31.520 --> 1:02:33.919
<v Speaker 1>we just kind of grew apart and it was kind

1:02:33.920 --> 1:02:38.720
<v Speaker 1>of natural to had a divorce. Uh. So I walked

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<v Speaker 1>away with my car. I didn't take any money. I

1:02:42.120 --> 1:02:47.360
<v Speaker 1>didn't take I took nothing, and I rent this crummy apartment.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm really depressed, really depressed, And for a good

1:02:53.160 --> 1:02:57.160
<v Speaker 1>year and a half two years, I didn't answer the phone,

1:02:58.080 --> 1:03:02.240
<v Speaker 1>I didn't open a letter. I didn't want to see anybody.

1:03:02.800 --> 1:03:09.640
<v Speaker 1>I was depressed and humiliated. Um I knew how my

1:03:09.720 --> 1:03:14.920
<v Speaker 1>mother felt about it because she told me, she said,

1:03:15.360 --> 1:03:18.280
<v Speaker 1>nice boys don't leave their wives because no one in

1:03:18.280 --> 1:03:21.960
<v Speaker 1>the family had ever gotten a divorce, even though they shouldn't.

1:03:21.960 --> 1:03:25.000
<v Speaker 1>They should have gotten a divorce. I mean, my parents

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<v Speaker 1>were together for sixty three years. They should have you

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<v Speaker 1>gotten a divorce twenty years earlier. Um, but no one,

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<v Speaker 1>just no one did that, of course. Okay, So one

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<v Speaker 1>day I come home to my crummy two apartments and

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<v Speaker 1>I walked in and uh, I had an aquarium with

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<v Speaker 1>guppies aquarium. So I said, he is, where's my aquarium?

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<v Speaker 1>And she said I had to sell it. I said why.

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<v Speaker 1>She said, to pay the rent. But who's saying that

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<v Speaker 1>I had to sell your aquarium to pay the rent?

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<v Speaker 1>I said, we who. No one's going to pay you

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<v Speaker 1>two hundred dollars for that crummy little look. She said,

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<v Speaker 1>I also sold your clothes. I said, you sold my clothes.

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<v Speaker 1>She said, You've never been poor, have you? I said no.

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<v Speaker 1>Even when I was living with my parents and I

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<v Speaker 1>was poor, I didn't realize I was poor because we

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<v Speaker 1>had everything. Okay, I said, so, no, I've never been poor.

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<v Speaker 1>She said, well I have. She said, when you're poor,

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<v Speaker 1>you sell your stuff. And then when you have money,

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<v Speaker 1>you buy more stuff. I said, Okay, So suddenly I

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<v Speaker 1>had very few clothes. I actually had quite a wonderful wardrobe. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I had kashmere suits in the pants lined in silk.

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<v Speaker 1>I had wrapped around overcoats made out of camel whatever

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<v Speaker 1>they call it, camel hair. That was all gone. So

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<v Speaker 1>there are guys walking around l a your clothes and

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<v Speaker 1>if they look into their inside pocket, they'll see my name.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll see my name and the date that it was.

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<v Speaker 1>It was mad it made for me. These are all

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<v Speaker 1>custom clothes. Yeah, so how did you get out of

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<v Speaker 1>the rut? Out of the depression. So after a year

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<v Speaker 1>and a half or two years, I'm in the bathroom

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<v Speaker 1>and uh, really feeling terrible about myself because I'm thinking,

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<v Speaker 1>this isn't me. I just feel awful and I've never

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<v Speaker 1>been depressed in my whole life, and I'm really depressed.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not suicidal, but I just feel like crap. I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like I'm useless, and I feel badly because I

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<v Speaker 1>left my children. So I'm in the bathroom and I

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<v Speaker 1>look around. There's no toilet paper. It's going to get

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<v Speaker 1>a little graphic. All that was in the bathroom was

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<v Speaker 1>the nash Old geographic. Okay, have you ever used a

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<v Speaker 1>page out of the Nationals? Can't imagine it? The page

1:06:07.040 --> 1:06:11.439
<v Speaker 1>is this thick, it's also shiny that paper. Okay. So

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<v Speaker 1>I thought, okay, I finally hit the wall. This is it.

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<v Speaker 1>So I call a commercial agency called Abraham's rubil Off

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<v Speaker 1>and so they do commercially. Said, they have people and

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<v Speaker 1>they send them out to do commercials. And I talked

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<v Speaker 1>to U Neil Noel rubil Off and he said, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>come on down. So I go down there and we

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<v Speaker 1>talk and what do you do in Canada to television?

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<v Speaker 1>Blah blah blah. I said, okay, said I'll send you out.

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<v Speaker 1>So I was in those days. Well, I won't get

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<v Speaker 1>to this. He sends me out to audition for a

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<v Speaker 1>company called Household Finance. I don't even know, h okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if they're still around, I don't know. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So I walk in, I do the audition. There are

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<v Speaker 1>these eight guys from the agency sitting around the conference table.

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<v Speaker 1>I do the audition and the guy in sharde says

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<v Speaker 1>to me, you sure sound like the right guy, but

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<v Speaker 1>you don't look like the right guy. And I said,

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<v Speaker 1>what are you talking about? He said, go down the hall,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a bathroom, look at yourself in the mirror, and

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<v Speaker 1>ask yourself the question, would you borrow money from a

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<v Speaker 1>guy who looks like this? So I came back. I said,

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<v Speaker 1>you're right, because during the time I was depressed, I

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<v Speaker 1>stopped dressing and I was wearing funky jeans, work boots,

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<v Speaker 1>um denim jacket, some kind of funky shirt. I had

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<v Speaker 1>a big natural I had a mustache, I had a beard,

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<v Speaker 1>a small beard, going, etcetera. I said, I agree with you.

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<v Speaker 1>I said I would not borrow money from a guy

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<v Speaker 1>who looks like me. I said, are you guys here tomorrow?

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<v Speaker 1>And they said yeah. I said, can I come back? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>So next morning I turn up at eight o'clock for

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<v Speaker 1>an eight thirty meeting, and at eight thirty, these all

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<v Speaker 1>eight guys walk in. They walk right by me. They

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<v Speaker 1>didn't they didn't recognize me. Right, I walked in and

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<v Speaker 1>they said, you got the job. I had a haircut,

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<v Speaker 1>I shaved, I put on a suit with a shirt

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<v Speaker 1>and a tie, and I looked like a guy you'd

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<v Speaker 1>borrow money from. So I did three national spots. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean fifty thou dollars, which was a lot of money

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<v Speaker 1>when you have no money, even if you have money,

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<v Speaker 1>fifty thou dollars a lot of money. And then I

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<v Speaker 1>started doing a lot of commercials voiceovers and I really

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<v Speaker 1>enjoyed it. It was easy money and I didn't have

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<v Speaker 1>to get dressed for you know, any voiceovers. They called

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<v Speaker 1>me to turn up and I shoot, you do a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of commercials. And then in nineteen nineteen seventy three,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe seventy three, Um, I get a call to audition

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<v Speaker 1>war a supermarket called Alphabeta. Of course, and uh, they

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<v Speaker 1>also want Susanne to audition. And no one's ever heard

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<v Speaker 1>of Suzanne Summers in nineteen seventy three, right, So the

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<v Speaker 1>two of us audition as a as a couple. I

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<v Speaker 1>get the job, she doesn't. So I did thousands of

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<v Speaker 1>commercials TV and radio for Alphabeta from nineteen seventy three,

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<v Speaker 1>I think to night and or nineteen seventy nine maybe,

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<v Speaker 1>and uh, I actually I didn't get sick of doing them.

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<v Speaker 1>But it was like I became the Alphabeta man and

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<v Speaker 1>the the the tagline at every commercial was tell a friend,

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<v Speaker 1>and wherever I had to go at people would say

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<v Speaker 1>tell a friend, and I'd go, like the first time

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<v Speaker 1>I heard it, So it's now no, okay, Susanna and I.

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<v Speaker 1>It's now and Susanne and I are on a red

1:10:12.680 --> 1:10:17.000
<v Speaker 1>eye to New York for a meeting and she just

1:10:17.040 --> 1:10:23.320
<v Speaker 1>finished shooting Three's company and she's tired. We get on

1:10:23.360 --> 1:10:30.920
<v Speaker 1>the plane and we start arguing about nothing, and then

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<v Speaker 1>we stopped talking to each other. And now we're sitting

1:10:33.720 --> 1:10:35.680
<v Speaker 1>beside each other. We're flying to New York and we're

1:10:35.680 --> 1:10:38.840
<v Speaker 1>not talking. We get to New York, we get into

1:10:38.920 --> 1:10:44.639
<v Speaker 1>the car, the driver to take us to this meeting.

1:10:46.320 --> 1:10:49.760
<v Speaker 1>We get to the building, and instead of pushing the

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<v Speaker 1>express elevator that goes to the floor, I pushed the

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<v Speaker 1>one that goes to three. Okay, now we're not talking

1:10:58.720 --> 1:11:00.439
<v Speaker 1>to each other. Okay. We get on the elevator. We

1:11:00.479 --> 1:11:03.200
<v Speaker 1>get as far away from one another as possible. The

1:11:03.280 --> 1:11:08.000
<v Speaker 1>door opens on the second floor and a guy gets on.

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<v Speaker 1>He looks at Suzanne, looks at me, smiles and says,

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<v Speaker 1>and I said, fuck you, okay, And I was surprised

1:11:22.160 --> 1:11:26.040
<v Speaker 1>that I said that, but I was piste off at Susanne.

1:11:26.840 --> 1:11:31.519
<v Speaker 1>We weren't talking. There was this anger thing. Now the

1:11:31.560 --> 1:11:35.080
<v Speaker 1>guy that I said that too. I felt so badly afterwards.

1:11:35.320 --> 1:11:38.240
<v Speaker 1>I wish I could apologize to him. He couldn't wait

1:11:38.280 --> 1:11:43.120
<v Speaker 1>to get off the elevator because Mr happy that he'd

1:11:43.120 --> 1:11:48.680
<v Speaker 1>seemed to tons of commercials. Okay, suddenly he's trapped in

1:11:48.720 --> 1:11:55.479
<v Speaker 1>this steel room with this lunatic okay, who's yelling at him? Anyway,

1:11:55.479 --> 1:11:58.040
<v Speaker 1>he gets off, Susanne and I looked at each other.

1:11:58.360 --> 1:12:02.759
<v Speaker 1>We started laughing. I realized, what are we fighting about?

1:12:02.760 --> 1:12:08.080
<v Speaker 1>It so stupid? Okay. So and by the way, from

1:12:08.120 --> 1:12:11.040
<v Speaker 1>the time she was fired, which was when I left

1:12:11.040 --> 1:12:18.240
<v Speaker 1>my talk show two today, because we're in business together.

1:12:19.800 --> 1:12:24.799
<v Speaker 1>We have not spent one night apart in over forty years,

1:12:25.960 --> 1:12:31.120
<v Speaker 1>and we're together twenty four hours a day. Wow, that's amazing. Okay,

1:12:31.160 --> 1:12:35.360
<v Speaker 1>let's start there. She gets fired, what's your plan, because

1:12:35.360 --> 1:12:37.040
<v Speaker 1>you do reinvent her and you have a lot of

1:12:37.040 --> 1:12:39.720
<v Speaker 1>business enterprises. What was your What were your thoughts at

1:12:39.720 --> 1:12:43.439
<v Speaker 1>the time? And I had no business enterprises. Um, I

1:12:43.479 --> 1:12:46.000
<v Speaker 1>didn't have a plan, but I knew I could come

1:12:46.080 --> 1:12:49.759
<v Speaker 1>up with a plan, which I did. So we're talking,

1:12:49.840 --> 1:12:51.439
<v Speaker 1>and you know what we're gonna do and where we're

1:12:51.439 --> 1:12:53.160
<v Speaker 1>gonna do it, and how we're gonna do it and

1:12:53.560 --> 1:12:56.720
<v Speaker 1>the three company people were ignorant about branding because I

1:12:56.760 --> 1:13:00.839
<v Speaker 1>went to them and I said, we should brand Chrissy Snow. Okay,

1:13:01.040 --> 1:13:03.960
<v Speaker 1>we should brand the like the hair thing and the

1:13:04.680 --> 1:13:07.479
<v Speaker 1>hot pants and the boots and the and there should

1:13:07.520 --> 1:13:11.160
<v Speaker 1>be a Saturday Morning animated cartoon, you know, the Adventures

1:13:11.200 --> 1:13:14.240
<v Speaker 1>of Chrissie's. And they say, all we care about is

1:13:14.280 --> 1:13:16.960
<v Speaker 1>the show. We don't care about anything else. I said,

1:13:17.680 --> 1:13:20.200
<v Speaker 1>but don't you understand this brings more audience in, it

1:13:20.240 --> 1:13:23.280
<v Speaker 1>brings more loyalty to No, we don't care about that, okay.

1:13:24.720 --> 1:13:26.879
<v Speaker 1>So one of the things that I talked to Susanna

1:13:26.880 --> 1:13:30.000
<v Speaker 1>about was branding, and branding was a fairly new word

1:13:30.240 --> 1:13:35.680
<v Speaker 1>in there weren't too many people branded. I said, everybody

1:13:35.720 --> 1:13:39.040
<v Speaker 1>knows who you are. I said, the firing, in one

1:13:39.080 --> 1:13:43.160
<v Speaker 1>sense was really good because it puts you on every

1:13:43.160 --> 1:13:47.360
<v Speaker 1>newspaper in the country and talk show and interviews. And

1:13:47.400 --> 1:13:50.920
<v Speaker 1>I said, that's all they're talking about is ABC fires

1:13:51.000 --> 1:13:54.719
<v Speaker 1>Chrissie Snow from Three's Company. I said, so we're starting

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<v Speaker 1>off by the fact that you are extremely well known

1:14:00.280 --> 1:14:03.120
<v Speaker 1>and will globally be well known as well, because the

1:14:03.160 --> 1:14:08.639
<v Speaker 1>show ran in like a hundred and thirty countries. So

1:14:08.920 --> 1:14:13.479
<v Speaker 1>she said, you know, um, I did guys and Dolls

1:14:13.520 --> 1:14:17.200
<v Speaker 1>in high school and I really enjoyed it. She said,

1:14:17.640 --> 1:14:19.760
<v Speaker 1>I'd like to do a show in Las Vegas. So

1:14:19.800 --> 1:14:25.040
<v Speaker 1>it was her idea, her idea. Yeah, So I said, uh, jokingly,

1:14:25.640 --> 1:14:28.960
<v Speaker 1>can you sing? And she try to try to hit me.

1:14:29.960 --> 1:14:32.320
<v Speaker 1>So I go to Vegas. I go to the Sahara Hotel.

1:14:33.560 --> 1:14:37.800
<v Speaker 1>They offered two weeks big money. Went cold once again,

1:14:37.840 --> 1:14:42.560
<v Speaker 1>no agent, no nobody else. I go to the Riviera

1:14:43.160 --> 1:14:45.920
<v Speaker 1>two weeks big money, and I realized, oh, that's the

1:14:46.000 --> 1:14:49.559
<v Speaker 1>format for big TV stars because they don't think they're

1:14:49.560 --> 1:14:53.680
<v Speaker 1>gonna last longer than two weeks. So the Mob was

1:14:53.720 --> 1:14:57.440
<v Speaker 1>still running Vegas. Then okay, they were just beginning to transition,

1:14:57.479 --> 1:15:00.120
<v Speaker 1>but the Mob was still in charge. So I go

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<v Speaker 1>to the MGM Grant and the president's name is Bernie Rothkoff.

1:15:05.439 --> 1:15:10.400
<v Speaker 1>Bernie Rothkoff was the nephew of Modalitz. Modlitz was head

1:15:10.439 --> 1:15:16.800
<v Speaker 1>of the the Cleveland Mob okay Jewish Mob. So uh,

1:15:17.240 --> 1:15:21.280
<v Speaker 1>I bypassed the entertainment director. I learned from my first

1:15:21.479 --> 1:15:25.759
<v Speaker 1>sale to ABC, go right to the top. I'm total

1:15:25.800 --> 1:15:28.400
<v Speaker 1>believer in that the first who can say yesterday. That's right.

1:15:28.479 --> 1:15:31.200
<v Speaker 1>And they may say that's not me. You have to

1:15:31.240 --> 1:15:34.800
<v Speaker 1>talk to Fred. But why go to Fred first? Okay?

1:15:36.080 --> 1:15:39.639
<v Speaker 1>So I walk into Bernie Rothkoff's office and it's huge.

1:15:40.280 --> 1:15:44.840
<v Speaker 1>It's he's fifty feet away from I'm not kidding. There's

1:15:44.880 --> 1:15:47.880
<v Speaker 1>no furniture, okay, other than he had a little desk

1:15:48.040 --> 1:15:51.840
<v Speaker 1>probably three or four ft wide, and he's sitting in

1:15:51.840 --> 1:15:54.479
<v Speaker 1>one chair there and there's one chair on the other side.

1:15:54.560 --> 1:15:57.920
<v Speaker 1>That's it. There's no art on the wall, there's nothing.

1:15:58.880 --> 1:16:01.680
<v Speaker 1>So and he's writing. He doesn't even look up. He's

1:16:01.720 --> 1:16:06.120
<v Speaker 1>writing something and this is like I'm walking to the

1:16:06.360 --> 1:16:10.439
<v Speaker 1>death chamber, and without looking up, he says, what do

1:16:10.479 --> 1:16:13.479
<v Speaker 1>you want? And at that moment I realized he's like

1:16:13.520 --> 1:16:17.480
<v Speaker 1>all my uncle's he's they're all a tough, tough talking guy,

1:16:17.720 --> 1:16:20.479
<v Speaker 1>heart of gold. Okay. So I said, I want a

1:16:20.479 --> 1:16:22.720
<v Speaker 1>two year deal for Susanne Summers and I don't care

1:16:22.760 --> 1:16:25.760
<v Speaker 1>what the money is. So he puts the pencil down

1:16:25.760 --> 1:16:27.240
<v Speaker 1>and he said, why do you want a two year deal?

1:16:27.680 --> 1:16:30.040
<v Speaker 1>I said, I told him about the Sahara and the river.

1:16:30.200 --> 1:16:32.200
<v Speaker 1>I said, I don't want to come here with two weeks.

1:16:32.240 --> 1:16:34.120
<v Speaker 1>I said, it's a waste of time. I said, I

1:16:34.160 --> 1:16:36.360
<v Speaker 1>don't know if she's going to succeed in two weeks.

1:16:36.400 --> 1:16:38.280
<v Speaker 1>So that's where I want a two year deal, because

1:16:38.280 --> 1:16:42.320
<v Speaker 1>everything she does, she succeeds. Okay, you ever watched Threees Company?

1:16:42.360 --> 1:16:44.720
<v Speaker 1>He said, I love threes Company? He said, okay, did

1:16:44.760 --> 1:16:47.920
<v Speaker 1>she succeed? He said yes. I said, so two year deal.

1:16:47.960 --> 1:16:49.599
<v Speaker 1>What have he got to lose? He said, no, one's

1:16:49.600 --> 1:16:52.960
<v Speaker 1>got a two year deal. He said, I've got Dolly.

1:16:53.160 --> 1:16:55.920
<v Speaker 1>He named all this all the stars he's got got

1:16:56.040 --> 1:16:58.679
<v Speaker 1>cause I got love. I said, they have six weeks,

1:16:58.880 --> 1:17:01.360
<v Speaker 1>a six month, six eight months deals. He said, no

1:17:01.360 --> 1:17:03.160
<v Speaker 1>one is. I've never heard of a two year deal.

1:17:03.760 --> 1:17:06.519
<v Speaker 1>He gives me a two year deal and the money

1:17:06.600 --> 1:17:10.120
<v Speaker 1>was more than I was asking threes Company for. So

1:17:10.160 --> 1:17:11.920
<v Speaker 1>now we got to put a show together and we've

1:17:11.960 --> 1:17:14.240
<v Speaker 1>never done it, and she's never been on stage other

1:17:14.280 --> 1:17:20.519
<v Speaker 1>than in high school for guys and dolls, and uh

1:17:20.880 --> 1:17:23.559
<v Speaker 1>so I bring in some of the people I had

1:17:23.600 --> 1:17:27.040
<v Speaker 1>worked with in Canada, and one of them in particular,

1:17:27.160 --> 1:17:29.800
<v Speaker 1>who was a buddy of mine in Toronto, and he

1:17:29.840 --> 1:17:32.960
<v Speaker 1>became a head of comedy at NBC and he and

1:17:33.000 --> 1:17:35.840
<v Speaker 1>his partner produced a lot of big variety shows when

1:17:35.920 --> 1:17:41.559
<v Speaker 1>variety was big in this country. Sali Wilson and So

1:17:41.600 --> 1:17:44.000
<v Speaker 1>I told So, I said, we got this deal. I said,

1:17:44.560 --> 1:17:47.600
<v Speaker 1>you know, I want you to help us out, he

1:17:47.680 --> 1:17:50.760
<v Speaker 1>said with pleasure. So he took charge. He became the

1:17:50.800 --> 1:17:54.800
<v Speaker 1>producer of the original show, and he brought in the choreographer,

1:17:55.360 --> 1:17:57.919
<v Speaker 1>He cast all the singers, he cast all the dancers.

1:17:57.960 --> 1:18:01.040
<v Speaker 1>I said, don't even think about what it's gonna cost.

1:18:01.080 --> 1:18:04.160
<v Speaker 1>Whatever it's costs, we're fine, I said, just do just

1:18:04.320 --> 1:18:07.400
<v Speaker 1>do a great show. So we had projection, we had everything,

1:18:07.479 --> 1:18:12.040
<v Speaker 1>because I wanted all this there so that Suzanne's not,

1:18:12.320 --> 1:18:17.320
<v Speaker 1>you know, naked on stage all by herself. So we

1:18:17.360 --> 1:18:20.960
<v Speaker 1>opened and her opening theme music is playing in Susanna

1:18:20.960 --> 1:18:23.200
<v Speaker 1>and I were standing in the wings and it's time

1:18:23.200 --> 1:18:25.400
<v Speaker 1>for her to go on, and she's not going on.

1:18:25.920 --> 1:18:29.040
<v Speaker 1>So I put my foot on her rear end and

1:18:29.120 --> 1:18:34.120
<v Speaker 1>gently pushed her out on stage. Okay, And when she

1:18:34.200 --> 1:18:36.640
<v Speaker 1>got on stage, when she was out there, she was

1:18:36.760 --> 1:18:39.960
<v Speaker 1>very comfortable. She loved it. It was a great show.

1:18:40.240 --> 1:18:43.760
<v Speaker 1>We were sold out and we I think we were

1:18:43.800 --> 1:18:47.120
<v Speaker 1>at the MGM for a week or two weeks, and

1:18:47.160 --> 1:18:52.040
<v Speaker 1>that was the beginning of Vegas. She became UH Female

1:18:52.120 --> 1:18:54.880
<v Speaker 1>Entertainer of the Year one year we live. We lived

1:18:54.920 --> 1:18:58.599
<v Speaker 1>in Vegas for ten years and we worked in Vegas

1:18:58.680 --> 1:19:01.600
<v Speaker 1>for thirty five weeks a year. She still holds the

1:19:01.640 --> 1:19:03.880
<v Speaker 1>record for selling the most tickets over a two and

1:19:03.920 --> 1:19:06.439
<v Speaker 1>a half year period. For two and a half years

1:19:06.439 --> 1:19:08.439
<v Speaker 1>we were at the Las Vegas Hilton. We had a

1:19:08.479 --> 1:19:11.600
<v Speaker 1>gigantic show there, cast of sixty people. It was the

1:19:11.640 --> 1:19:16.880
<v Speaker 1>Mula Rouge, and she wound up starring in the Mula Rouge. Strangely,

1:19:16.920 --> 1:19:20.719
<v Speaker 1>I get a call from the president of the Hilton,

1:19:20.920 --> 1:19:24.000
<v Speaker 1>Henry Lewin, who was a German jew who had run

1:19:24.040 --> 1:19:26.719
<v Speaker 1>for his life, you know, during the war and spent

1:19:26.760 --> 1:19:32.360
<v Speaker 1>the war years in China. And he called me and said, Allen,

1:19:33.439 --> 1:19:36.040
<v Speaker 1>I have this show and I want to do as

1:19:36.040 --> 1:19:39.040
<v Speaker 1>an accent. He said, I have this show and I'm

1:19:39.040 --> 1:19:43.760
<v Speaker 1>paying these guys in Paris UH a lot of money

1:19:43.800 --> 1:19:47.040
<v Speaker 1>and royalties. Every single week he said, we have more

1:19:47.080 --> 1:19:49.720
<v Speaker 1>people on stage than we have in the audience of night.

1:19:50.760 --> 1:19:52.840
<v Speaker 1>He said, would you and Suzanne come and look at it?

1:19:52.920 --> 1:19:54.760
<v Speaker 1>So that night we go look at the show. I

1:19:54.800 --> 1:19:57.719
<v Speaker 1>love big. I love big production shows in Vegas. Okay

1:19:58.120 --> 1:20:02.120
<v Speaker 1>to any production show. Beautiful girls with feathers and you know,

1:20:02.360 --> 1:20:05.720
<v Speaker 1>a lot of music and dancing. I love that, so,

1:20:05.760 --> 1:20:08.880
<v Speaker 1>I said, Henry, Henry lewin was I said, Henry, it's

1:20:08.880 --> 1:20:11.320
<v Speaker 1>it's a beautiful show. He said, I know, I know.

1:20:11.479 --> 1:20:14.360
<v Speaker 1>He said, but what's wrong? I said, you don't have

1:20:14.400 --> 1:20:17.080
<v Speaker 1>an anchor. I said, there are two other shows in

1:20:17.160 --> 1:20:20.839
<v Speaker 1>Vegas that have French names. I said, nobody knows what

1:20:20.880 --> 1:20:23.160
<v Speaker 1>those the shows are. They It's like, what's the move

1:20:23.200 --> 1:20:26.960
<v Speaker 1>long Route? What is it? Okay? I said, here's what

1:20:27.040 --> 1:20:32.320
<v Speaker 1>I suggest. Suzanne opens the show, she does her act

1:20:32.320 --> 1:20:37.040
<v Speaker 1>in the middle of the show, and she closes the show. Okay,

1:20:37.320 --> 1:20:40.439
<v Speaker 1>we will do that. If you promised to do this,

1:20:40.720 --> 1:20:42.599
<v Speaker 1>he said, I'll do whatever you want me to do.

1:20:42.960 --> 1:20:45.920
<v Speaker 1>I said, you have to buy every available billboard in

1:20:46.000 --> 1:20:49.840
<v Speaker 1>Las Vegas. You have to buy every available billboard in

1:20:49.880 --> 1:20:55.320
<v Speaker 1>the feeder cities, Okay, Phoenix, Burbank, l A, et cetera.

1:20:56.400 --> 1:21:01.879
<v Speaker 1>I will produce to video commercials and several radio spots.

1:21:02.200 --> 1:21:05.000
<v Speaker 1>I will give you photo ready art to use in print.

1:21:05.640 --> 1:21:09.240
<v Speaker 1>You have to just forget about what it's costing and

1:21:09.320 --> 1:21:11.400
<v Speaker 1>just lay it on. And if you do that, I

1:21:11.439 --> 1:21:15.679
<v Speaker 1>promise we will succeed. So that was I can't remember

1:21:15.680 --> 1:21:20.040
<v Speaker 1>what month it was. Two months later, we opened eight

1:21:20.280 --> 1:21:22.600
<v Speaker 1>hundred seats at the Las Vegas Hilton. I was a

1:21:22.600 --> 1:21:25.560
<v Speaker 1>little worried, okay because the night we were there to

1:21:25.560 --> 1:21:28.080
<v Speaker 1>watch the moon law Rouse that were probably maybe a

1:21:28.120 --> 1:21:32.679
<v Speaker 1>hundred people. And it's off the strip. Okay, it's off

1:21:32.680 --> 1:21:35.320
<v Speaker 1>the strip, so we don't even have the benefit of

1:21:35.320 --> 1:21:38.960
<v Speaker 1>people walking by. So I gave him a picture, a

1:21:38.960 --> 1:21:42.400
<v Speaker 1>head shot of Suzanne sexy head shot. I said, put

1:21:42.439 --> 1:21:46.479
<v Speaker 1>this on your on the the what do they call it, yeah,

1:21:46.479 --> 1:21:51.280
<v Speaker 1>the Marquis. Okay, we opened, were sold out. It was

1:21:51.320 --> 1:21:58.080
<v Speaker 1>the first time the the balcony had people sitting in

1:21:58.160 --> 1:22:02.200
<v Speaker 1>it since Elvis was there in the sixties. Okay, they

1:22:02.200 --> 1:22:06.200
<v Speaker 1>were storing lighting equipment in the balcony. So we sold

1:22:06.240 --> 1:22:11.840
<v Speaker 1>out to two hour shows every night, seven nights a week.

1:22:12.240 --> 1:22:16.160
<v Speaker 1>Those were the days when Vegas hotels provided entertainment every

1:22:16.240 --> 1:22:22.240
<v Speaker 1>night of the week. After year and a half or two,

1:22:23.400 --> 1:22:26.559
<v Speaker 1>and we're still selling out like crazy. I said to

1:22:26.600 --> 1:22:29.559
<v Speaker 1>Henry lew And we gotta have a day off. And

1:22:29.600 --> 1:22:32.800
<v Speaker 1>he said, Allan, is it money. I said, it's not

1:22:32.920 --> 1:22:36.240
<v Speaker 1>the money. I said, we're happy with everything, with everything.

1:22:36.840 --> 1:22:38.960
<v Speaker 1>I said, it's not that at all. I said she

1:22:39.040 --> 1:22:46.280
<v Speaker 1>needs a day off just to lay in bed. He said, okay, okay, Monday.

1:22:46.320 --> 1:22:51.320
<v Speaker 1>So that started all the hotels only doing shows Thursday, Friday, Saturday,

1:22:51.320 --> 1:22:54.479
<v Speaker 1>and sometimes Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Okay, it broke. The

1:22:54.520 --> 1:22:58.800
<v Speaker 1>seven day rule was an unofficial rule. So we did

1:22:58.840 --> 1:23:00.400
<v Speaker 1>that for two and a half It's You and a

1:23:00.439 --> 1:23:05.360
<v Speaker 1>half years and sold gazillions of tickets, and that established

1:23:05.360 --> 1:23:10.040
<v Speaker 1>her as a headliner in Las Vegas, and we started

1:23:10.040 --> 1:23:13.200
<v Speaker 1>playing theaters around the country and that got old after

1:23:13.280 --> 1:23:17.080
<v Speaker 1>a while. You know, one playing nighters and you finished

1:23:17.080 --> 1:23:19.519
<v Speaker 1>doing the show and you're eating crap on the road.

1:23:20.240 --> 1:23:24.760
<v Speaker 1>By the way, that's another conversation. All the people, all

1:23:24.800 --> 1:23:27.080
<v Speaker 1>the entertainers who have been on the road all their life,

1:23:27.240 --> 1:23:31.280
<v Speaker 1>okay forty fifty years. I don't know if you've noticed

1:23:31.400 --> 1:23:36.040
<v Speaker 1>or not, but they all have dementia or Alzheimer's. And

1:23:36.080 --> 1:23:41.519
<v Speaker 1>why because they're doing nighters. They get to the venue,

1:23:41.800 --> 1:23:45.960
<v Speaker 1>they're nervous, so not eating. They do a sound check, rehearsal,

1:23:46.800 --> 1:23:49.519
<v Speaker 1>they do the show. Eleven o'clock at night, they say

1:23:49.600 --> 1:23:53.519
<v Speaker 1>to the the road manager, go get some food. So

1:23:53.640 --> 1:23:56.280
<v Speaker 1>what's open? You know, what's open at eleven o'clock at

1:23:56.360 --> 1:24:01.799
<v Speaker 1>night if you're lucky, because he brings back crap food

1:24:02.040 --> 1:24:05.920
<v Speaker 1>that's it's sprayed with poison and who knows what else.

1:24:06.560 --> 1:24:08.719
<v Speaker 1>And that's what these people have been eating for forty

1:24:08.760 --> 1:24:14.080
<v Speaker 1>and fifty years, and I believe it's the food. Okay,

1:24:14.120 --> 1:24:18.840
<v Speaker 1>how does the thigh master happen? Get a call from

1:24:18.840 --> 1:24:24.200
<v Speaker 1>a guy I casually knew in Toronto and he says

1:24:24.240 --> 1:24:28.200
<v Speaker 1>to me, and he's part of a film development company.

1:24:29.840 --> 1:24:32.320
<v Speaker 1>There are three of them. He said, I got this

1:24:33.160 --> 1:24:36.200
<v Speaker 1>exercise device. He said, I don't know what to do

1:24:36.280 --> 1:24:38.600
<v Speaker 1>with it. He said, I want you to take a

1:24:38.600 --> 1:24:40.160
<v Speaker 1>look at it. So he comes to what we're living in,

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<v Speaker 1>Palm Spring. He comes to Palm Springs and it's called

1:24:44.520 --> 1:24:48.160
<v Speaker 1>a V Toner because it's shaped leg and it's an

1:24:48.240 --> 1:24:51.840
<v Speaker 1>upper body workout. It's not for thighs, its upper body.

1:24:52.160 --> 1:24:53.840
<v Speaker 1>And the idea is if you use it for your

1:24:53.920 --> 1:24:56.479
<v Speaker 1>upper body, your upper body will be shaped like a

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<v Speaker 1>V as well. So it's called a v Toner and

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<v Speaker 1>it was invented by a Swedish doctor and it's Swedish looking,

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<v Speaker 1>kind of gray, has a gray utility, sort of looked

1:25:09.080 --> 1:25:11.799
<v Speaker 1>to it, and it'd been around for fifteen or twenty

1:25:11.880 --> 1:25:16.479
<v Speaker 1>years and they couldn't sell a unit. So Suzanne takes it,

1:25:16.520 --> 1:25:19.920
<v Speaker 1>puts it between ear thighs and started squeezing it and

1:25:19.960 --> 1:25:22.479
<v Speaker 1>says to the guy, is this good for thighs? And

1:25:22.520 --> 1:25:26.000
<v Speaker 1>he says yeah, but it's an upper body. She said, okay,

1:25:26.280 --> 1:25:30.439
<v Speaker 1>leave it with us. So during the next two weeks

1:25:30.960 --> 1:25:34.200
<v Speaker 1>we came up with the name. Suzanne says it was her,

1:25:34.280 --> 1:25:38.720
<v Speaker 1>I said it was me um, and we changed the

1:25:38.760 --> 1:25:42.639
<v Speaker 1>color combination so it had a red knob and blue handles,

1:25:44.240 --> 1:25:50.080
<v Speaker 1>and we shot the commercial and the commerce you a

1:25:50.080 --> 1:25:53.759
<v Speaker 1>little flaccid. The results were a little flaccid. We weren't

1:25:53.760 --> 1:25:57.280
<v Speaker 1>losing money, but we weren't making the money we thought

1:25:57.320 --> 1:26:01.840
<v Speaker 1>we were going to make kah, So we had to

1:26:01.880 --> 1:26:06.799
<v Speaker 1>figure out what do we do next? So we added

1:26:07.040 --> 1:26:14.320
<v Speaker 1>three pages called Susanne Summers Helpful Hints for Healthy Eating

1:26:16.479 --> 1:26:19.160
<v Speaker 1>as a premium and I took off like a rocket.

1:26:19.360 --> 1:26:22.120
<v Speaker 1>What do you why do you think that was people

1:26:22.200 --> 1:26:28.720
<v Speaker 1>like getting free stuff? Yeah, okay, so most people who

1:26:28.760 --> 1:26:31.720
<v Speaker 1>have a heyday on TV, certainly at that time, I

1:26:31.800 --> 1:26:35.280
<v Speaker 1>want to get back on weekly TV. What was your

1:26:35.280 --> 1:26:39.760
<v Speaker 1>feeling about that about me getting back? Well, she had

1:26:39.800 --> 1:26:43.120
<v Speaker 1>done most people don't even think think about this. She's

1:26:43.120 --> 1:26:46.679
<v Speaker 1>done two hit series. Three's Company. Then she did seven

1:26:46.760 --> 1:26:50.400
<v Speaker 1>years with Patrick Duffy on Step by Step seven years.

1:26:50.520 --> 1:26:53.880
<v Speaker 1>That's a that's a hit TV show. She did Candy

1:26:54.000 --> 1:26:58.320
<v Speaker 1>Camera for two years. I believe she did a she

1:26:58.400 --> 1:27:05.800
<v Speaker 1>did the first um, the first time they produced a

1:27:05.920 --> 1:27:10.479
<v Speaker 1>virgin sitcom for syndication. Usually it goes to the network

1:27:10.520 --> 1:27:15.320
<v Speaker 1>and then so they decided, Lorimar decided, let's produce a

1:27:15.400 --> 1:27:19.800
<v Speaker 1>sitcom for syndication before it goes to They'll never go

1:27:19.880 --> 1:27:23.240
<v Speaker 1>to a network. Right. It was called She's the Sheriff,

1:27:23.280 --> 1:27:26.599
<v Speaker 1>and Susanne was the sheriff, of course, and she she

1:27:26.640 --> 1:27:28.280
<v Speaker 1>did not like doing the show. I said, why why

1:27:28.280 --> 1:27:29.800
<v Speaker 1>don't you like doing the show? She's I don't like

1:27:29.880 --> 1:27:33.320
<v Speaker 1>what I have to wear. I said, okay, okay, but

1:27:33.360 --> 1:27:35.120
<v Speaker 1>they're paying you every week, right, She's yeah, but I

1:27:35.160 --> 1:27:38.599
<v Speaker 1>don't like Okay. So that show ran for I think

1:27:38.760 --> 1:27:42.000
<v Speaker 1>a year, maybe two years, I can't remember. So she's

1:27:42.000 --> 1:27:44.800
<v Speaker 1>done a lot of TV, A lot of TV. We

1:27:44.880 --> 1:27:49.519
<v Speaker 1>did music specials for CBS, a lot of guest starring

1:27:49.560 --> 1:27:55.240
<v Speaker 1>on music specials with Paul Anka and you know, John Wayne, etcetera.

1:27:55.320 --> 1:27:58.760
<v Speaker 1>So a lot of television. Does she want to go

1:27:58.800 --> 1:28:03.599
<v Speaker 1>back to TV? Um? I think if she went back

1:28:03.640 --> 1:28:08.719
<v Speaker 1>to TV, it wouldn't be to do a sitcom because

1:28:08.760 --> 1:28:13.320
<v Speaker 1>it's never going to be as good as what she's done. Uh.

1:28:13.640 --> 1:28:19.240
<v Speaker 1>She would probably go back to do a talk variety

1:28:19.320 --> 1:28:23.320
<v Speaker 1>show remember those of course, Okay merv Griffin, and you

1:28:23.360 --> 1:28:28.600
<v Speaker 1>know she'd go back for that. She'd probably said, well,

1:28:28.640 --> 1:28:32.160
<v Speaker 1>let's do it out of Palm Springs. Okay, so we

1:28:32.280 --> 1:28:35.120
<v Speaker 1>do it out of Palm Springs. But what we're doing

1:28:35.240 --> 1:28:41.280
<v Speaker 1>right now is um. She was on the shopping channel

1:28:41.439 --> 1:28:46.240
<v Speaker 1>HSN for seventeen years, one of the top vendors, and

1:28:46.360 --> 1:28:49.720
<v Speaker 1>we started with jewelry, then we went to fashion, then

1:28:49.720 --> 1:28:52.720
<v Speaker 1>we went to small kitchen appliances, then we went to

1:28:52.840 --> 1:28:56.320
<v Speaker 1>organic food, then we went to audio video, then we

1:28:56.360 --> 1:28:59.880
<v Speaker 1>went to publishing. Uh, and then we went to candy

1:28:59.880 --> 1:29:04.719
<v Speaker 1>and chocolate, and then we went to bedding. I'm probably

1:29:04.760 --> 1:29:11.120
<v Speaker 1>missing okay, but I had. Your memory is phenomenal, um.

1:29:11.160 --> 1:29:13.000
<v Speaker 1>And she was one of the top vendors and they

1:29:13.040 --> 1:29:16.920
<v Speaker 1>referred to her as the Queen of TV shopping Okay,

1:29:17.240 --> 1:29:23.439
<v Speaker 1>seventeen years. So then she started writing these books and

1:29:23.560 --> 1:29:25.599
<v Speaker 1>she wrote her first book was seventy three She wrote

1:29:25.600 --> 1:29:30.880
<v Speaker 1>a book of poetry called touch Me and Uh. That's

1:29:30.880 --> 1:29:35.200
<v Speaker 1>the story in itself. She came down to audition for

1:29:35.280 --> 1:29:38.320
<v Speaker 1>the Dom Delawis Show and she had a call back,

1:29:38.520 --> 1:29:41.920
<v Speaker 1>so she went to the commissary at NBC to wait

1:29:42.120 --> 1:29:44.760
<v Speaker 1>to be called back. It was mid afternoon. She was

1:29:44.800 --> 1:29:48.519
<v Speaker 1>the only one in there in watch Johnny Carson, and

1:29:48.560 --> 1:29:51.320
<v Speaker 1>she thinks, oh my god, there's Johnny Carson. Oh my god,

1:29:51.400 --> 1:29:54.639
<v Speaker 1>Johnny Carson is coming over to me. So he comes

1:29:54.680 --> 1:29:56.559
<v Speaker 1>over to her and says, hey, little lady, what are

1:29:56.560 --> 1:29:59.320
<v Speaker 1>you doing here. I'm here for Don Delawi. He said, Oh,

1:29:59.360 --> 1:30:00.840
<v Speaker 1>he's a friend of my and I hope you get it.

1:30:01.200 --> 1:30:04.320
<v Speaker 1>She didn't have an eight by ten. She hands him

1:30:04.360 --> 1:30:09.280
<v Speaker 1>her book of poetry, so he takes it. That was Wednesday, Friday.

1:30:09.600 --> 1:30:15.600
<v Speaker 1>She's on the Tonight Show having purchased address with a

1:30:15.640 --> 1:30:20.800
<v Speaker 1>bad check. Okay. Carson loved her because she was a

1:30:20.840 --> 1:30:24.479
<v Speaker 1>small town girl, totally open. I mean he would say

1:30:24.479 --> 1:30:26.160
<v Speaker 1>to her, when did you get to town? She'd say

1:30:26.320 --> 1:30:31.680
<v Speaker 1>this afternoon okay. Um. So he had her on I

1:30:31.680 --> 1:30:35.519
<v Speaker 1>don't know every month. He loved having her on. And

1:30:36.000 --> 1:30:42.599
<v Speaker 1>um so from that Fred Silverman, so Freddie was head

1:30:42.600 --> 1:30:46.960
<v Speaker 1>of NBC, there were no They didn't have committees then

1:30:47.000 --> 1:30:48.680
<v Speaker 1>to decide if they're going to do a show or not.

1:30:49.080 --> 1:30:52.160
<v Speaker 1>Now it's by committee because no one wants to, you know,

1:30:52.479 --> 1:30:56.080
<v Speaker 1>get be responsible. Yeah, but they all take credit from

1:30:56.080 --> 1:31:00.840
<v Speaker 1>a win. Right. So Fred had watched Suzanne on the

1:31:00.880 --> 1:31:04.679
<v Speaker 1>Tonight Show often. They had done two pilots with two

1:31:04.680 --> 1:31:08.240
<v Speaker 1>other Chrissie Snows that did not test well. So he

1:31:08.320 --> 1:31:14.240
<v Speaker 1>said to the producer producers, I've got the girl. So

1:31:14.320 --> 1:31:17.519
<v Speaker 1>they called Suzanne, and Suzanne said, you know, and I

1:31:17.560 --> 1:31:20.000
<v Speaker 1>did a bunch of pilots and none of them sold.

1:31:20.040 --> 1:31:23.479
<v Speaker 1>I think I'm done. I'm going to teach cooking. Okay,

1:31:23.600 --> 1:31:26.120
<v Speaker 1>now he's coming for this one, lad. Okay. So she

1:31:26.200 --> 1:31:29.160
<v Speaker 1>goes in not caring if she gets the job, which

1:31:29.200 --> 1:31:31.439
<v Speaker 1>of course is the best way to get the job, right.

1:31:32.520 --> 1:31:34.720
<v Speaker 1>And she gets home, the phone rings, you got it

1:31:34.800 --> 1:31:40.160
<v Speaker 1>and we start Monday, Monday, Monday, Okay, not with a pilot.

1:31:40.680 --> 1:31:45.479
<v Speaker 1>We're in production Monday, and the first order was for

1:31:45.520 --> 1:31:48.920
<v Speaker 1>six shows, which was normal in those days. Okay. She

1:31:49.040 --> 1:31:53.160
<v Speaker 1>walks in to the room where they're all sitting around

1:31:53.160 --> 1:31:55.479
<v Speaker 1>the cast and the producers and the writers are sitting

1:31:55.520 --> 1:31:59.640
<v Speaker 1>around for a table read and she's never been to

1:31:59.720 --> 1:32:04.160
<v Speaker 1>a tape will read. She's never done done anything right.

1:32:04.800 --> 1:32:08.120
<v Speaker 1>So the first thing she announces to everybody, Okay, this

1:32:08.200 --> 1:32:12.040
<v Speaker 1>is a small town girl speaking. I've never had an

1:32:12.080 --> 1:32:18.320
<v Speaker 1>acting lesson, and I I'm not quite sure what I'm doing,

1:32:19.200 --> 1:32:23.960
<v Speaker 1>but I learned fast. All the professionals were sitting around

1:32:23.960 --> 1:32:27.960
<v Speaker 1>and I'm sure they were thinking, what this is one

1:32:28.000 --> 1:32:31.240
<v Speaker 1>of the three stars of the show who's never had

1:32:31.280 --> 1:32:34.680
<v Speaker 1>an acting lesson and doesn't know what she's doing. Okay,

1:32:34.800 --> 1:32:39.680
<v Speaker 1>but that was her honesty. I'm just telling you. I'm

1:32:39.720 --> 1:32:45.280
<v Speaker 1>telling you people who I am. Okay. So the first

1:32:45.320 --> 1:32:47.400
<v Speaker 1>she doesn't like the first year of threees company, she said,

1:32:47.439 --> 1:32:50.720
<v Speaker 1>I didn't hit it okay, but by the second year,

1:32:51.120 --> 1:32:54.320
<v Speaker 1>she was hitting it out of the park. She got that.

1:32:54.800 --> 1:32:59.280
<v Speaker 1>She I said, it's very hard to be a likable

1:32:59.520 --> 1:33:04.479
<v Speaker 1>dumb because most dumb lawns are irritating. She said, I

1:33:04.600 --> 1:33:08.240
<v Speaker 1>created a moral box for this character, and in the

1:33:08.280 --> 1:33:12.200
<v Speaker 1>moral box, I don't lie ever, and I'm never going

1:33:12.280 --> 1:33:17.560
<v Speaker 1>to steal anyone's husband or boyfriend. That's my moral box. Okay.

1:33:17.760 --> 1:33:23.000
<v Speaker 1>Always tell the truth, never come on to anybody's guy, okay.

1:33:23.240 --> 1:33:26.040
<v Speaker 1>And that's why people love that character. Okay. So but

1:33:26.160 --> 1:33:27.639
<v Speaker 1>now that you were saying a couple of times, you're

1:33:27.640 --> 1:33:33.719
<v Speaker 1>doing Facebook shows. So we have a we have about

1:33:33.720 --> 1:33:36.960
<v Speaker 1>a thousand products that we've all of which we've developed

1:33:37.360 --> 1:33:43.400
<v Speaker 1>over the years. We have Susanna Organics, which is and

1:33:43.439 --> 1:33:46.040
<v Speaker 1>by the way, Susanna Organics came out of you know,

1:33:46.120 --> 1:33:50.360
<v Speaker 1>for every downside, there's an upside. The downside was twenty

1:33:50.520 --> 1:33:52.679
<v Speaker 1>or twenty one years ago, she was diagnosed with breast

1:33:52.720 --> 1:33:58.360
<v Speaker 1>cancer and she couldn't figure out why she would host

1:33:58.600 --> 1:34:03.160
<v Speaker 1>this terrible disease. And she realized it was because she

1:34:03.360 --> 1:34:09.200
<v Speaker 1>was staying up late at night writing, Uh, she was eating. Uh,

1:34:09.479 --> 1:34:12.040
<v Speaker 1>you know when you're doing when you're doing a TV show,

1:34:12.320 --> 1:34:15.519
<v Speaker 1>there's the craft table cross service. I call it the

1:34:15.560 --> 1:34:19.600
<v Speaker 1>crap table, okay, because there's orange things there. There are

1:34:19.680 --> 1:34:22.479
<v Speaker 1>no natural foods other than oranges that I know of

1:34:22.720 --> 1:34:26.439
<v Speaker 1>that they're covered in orange powder. And you're a little nervous.

1:34:26.560 --> 1:34:28.559
<v Speaker 1>Every time you go by, you grab something and just

1:34:28.600 --> 1:34:30.960
<v Speaker 1>throw it in your mouth. And then if they serve,

1:34:31.280 --> 1:34:35.080
<v Speaker 1>you know, lunch, it's not with a gourmet food. It's

1:34:35.160 --> 1:34:38.360
<v Speaker 1>the cheapest food they could find. Right, So she figured

1:34:38.720 --> 1:34:41.519
<v Speaker 1>a part of it was staying up late not getting

1:34:41.640 --> 1:34:47.400
<v Speaker 1>enough sleep, uh, being too busy and not being aware

1:34:47.439 --> 1:34:50.760
<v Speaker 1>of the food I was eating. So she decided to

1:34:50.880 --> 1:34:56.120
<v Speaker 1>change her life and ultimately my life, and uh, get

1:34:56.120 --> 1:34:59.160
<v Speaker 1>all the toxins out of our life. Okay. We got

1:34:59.280 --> 1:35:02.120
<v Speaker 1>rid of all the stuff in our house for cleaning,

1:35:02.640 --> 1:35:08.160
<v Speaker 1>which is poison. We created a home cleaning system that

1:35:08.280 --> 1:35:11.120
<v Speaker 1>you could drink. It tastes awful, but you could drink

1:35:11.120 --> 1:35:15.840
<v Speaker 1>it okay, and it works incredible. We created Susanne Organics.

1:35:16.600 --> 1:35:22.320
<v Speaker 1>It's uh organic skincare, organic hair care, organic cosmetics. Okay,

1:35:22.360 --> 1:35:26.639
<v Speaker 1>because when you see the the stuff that you buy

1:35:26.760 --> 1:35:30.880
<v Speaker 1>commercially for skin care and hair care, you wouldn't want

1:35:30.880 --> 1:35:34.400
<v Speaker 1>to go anywhere near it. Okay. So on your Facebook

1:35:34.439 --> 1:35:37.920
<v Speaker 1>live show, do you promote these products? Absolutely? So what

1:35:37.960 --> 1:35:42.240
<v Speaker 1>we do is it's like a reality show. Oh. A

1:35:42.280 --> 1:35:45.080
<v Speaker 1>few years ago, John Feldheimer, who's a dear friend of

1:35:45.080 --> 1:35:48.519
<v Speaker 1>ours who runs a lions Gate, he said, I want

1:35:48.560 --> 1:35:50.679
<v Speaker 1>to do a reality show with you and Sudan. We said,

1:35:50.680 --> 1:35:52.599
<v Speaker 1>but we don't argue, we don't fight. We're not like

1:35:52.680 --> 1:35:55.200
<v Speaker 1>you know, all these reality shows they kick the crap

1:35:55.240 --> 1:35:57.040
<v Speaker 1>out of each other. Okay, and that's the show, and

1:35:57.120 --> 1:35:58.880
<v Speaker 1>we don't do that. He said, that's why I want

1:35:58.880 --> 1:36:00.160
<v Speaker 1>to do it with you guys. I know you so

1:36:00.280 --> 1:36:02.800
<v Speaker 1>well and you don't argue, but you have this great,

1:36:02.840 --> 1:36:06.520
<v Speaker 1>loving relationship. That's what I want. So I said, okay,

1:36:07.000 --> 1:36:09.240
<v Speaker 1>So for three days we had two guys with big

1:36:09.280 --> 1:36:12.280
<v Speaker 1>cameras like this following us around. I called John. I said,

1:36:12.520 --> 1:36:16.360
<v Speaker 1>I can't do this, Okay, I said, I there are

1:36:16.360 --> 1:36:17.760
<v Speaker 1>things that I want to do that I can't do

1:36:17.800 --> 1:36:19.599
<v Speaker 1>because I know it's going to be on camera. I said,

1:36:19.760 --> 1:36:22.000
<v Speaker 1>and even though you know we we have the final

1:36:22.880 --> 1:36:27.240
<v Speaker 1>look in terms of it, I said, we can't do this. Okay,

1:36:27.280 --> 1:36:30.559
<v Speaker 1>we can't do it least I understand. So what we

1:36:30.640 --> 1:36:33.160
<v Speaker 1>do now with Facebook Live and we simulcast on I

1:36:33.280 --> 1:36:37.559
<v Speaker 1>g TV, Instagram, and we're on our way to another

1:36:38.280 --> 1:36:42.040
<v Speaker 1>nine or ten digital platforms. We've been doing this for

1:36:42.080 --> 1:36:46.120
<v Speaker 1>about a year and a half. We've archived about a

1:36:46.160 --> 1:36:49.040
<v Speaker 1>hundred hours which you can You can go to Suzanne

1:36:49.080 --> 1:36:52.200
<v Speaker 1>Summers Facebook and you'll see them all there. There's no

1:36:52.280 --> 1:36:55.519
<v Speaker 1>script Susanne and I don't discuss what we're gonna do.

1:36:56.000 --> 1:36:59.080
<v Speaker 1>The only thing that we plan ahead is what products

1:36:59.080 --> 1:37:02.200
<v Speaker 1>are we going to be selling and how much are

1:37:02.240 --> 1:37:06.800
<v Speaker 1>we charging? Okay, we discount our products like crazy. How

1:37:06.920 --> 1:37:11.200
<v Speaker 1>lucrative is it? Well, it depends on your definition of lucrative.

1:37:11.479 --> 1:37:14.280
<v Speaker 1>I mean everything is relative, you know. But okay, how

1:37:14.280 --> 1:37:21.080
<v Speaker 1>long are the shows, like between forty and to an

1:37:21.120 --> 1:37:24.200
<v Speaker 1>hour show? What is the range of the lowest amount

1:37:24.240 --> 1:37:30.200
<v Speaker 1>of gross product you could sell to the top. I

1:37:30.240 --> 1:37:33.479
<v Speaker 1>don't know how to answer that question. Um, most of

1:37:33.479 --> 1:37:37.599
<v Speaker 1>the show is Suzanne and I or if our families

1:37:37.640 --> 1:37:43.760
<v Speaker 1>there are families on just goofing around. Um, I'm the

1:37:43.800 --> 1:37:48.560
<v Speaker 1>bad boy, okay, I say things that we know. The

1:37:48.600 --> 1:37:52.559
<v Speaker 1>audience goes, oh did you hear what Allan said? And

1:37:52.760 --> 1:37:54.720
<v Speaker 1>I'm not making it up? Who I happened to be?

1:37:54.840 --> 1:37:58.160
<v Speaker 1>I like being a bad boy? Okay. So we have

1:37:58.240 --> 1:38:03.320
<v Speaker 1>fun doing these shows, and we market not all of

1:38:03.320 --> 1:38:07.160
<v Speaker 1>our products. Um, like we did a show with a

1:38:07.240 --> 1:38:13.640
<v Speaker 1>thime master a few weeks ago, and I mean we

1:38:13.760 --> 1:38:17.599
<v Speaker 1>keep a good supply of thime masters. Okay. So when

1:38:17.640 --> 1:38:21.679
<v Speaker 1>you email, you always emailed with me with marketing wisdom.

1:38:21.720 --> 1:38:24.200
<v Speaker 1>So as you look at and you talked about branding earlier.

1:38:24.720 --> 1:38:27.040
<v Speaker 1>So what are a couple of lessons you can tell

1:38:27.080 --> 1:38:30.679
<v Speaker 1>my audience in terms of selling their products. But first

1:38:30.680 --> 1:38:35.439
<v Speaker 1>of all, you have to believe in your products. The

1:38:35.520 --> 1:38:40.639
<v Speaker 1>first aside from my experience on the train, I got

1:38:40.680 --> 1:38:45.280
<v Speaker 1>a job selling food freezer plans in Canada. That's like

1:38:45.360 --> 1:38:49.880
<v Speaker 1>selling you know, ice to the Eskimos. Really uh. And

1:38:50.000 --> 1:38:53.479
<v Speaker 1>the sales manager said to me, I don't care if

1:38:53.520 --> 1:38:56.720
<v Speaker 1>you like the food freezer plan or not. Okay, I

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<v Speaker 1>said no, no, he said, I don't care if you

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<v Speaker 1>like it or not. He said, you have to talk

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<v Speaker 1>yourself into believing that you love it. If you can

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<v Speaker 1>believe that you love it, you can then get anyone

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<v Speaker 1>to love it. Okay. So I said, okay. So that

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<v Speaker 1>was my first lesson in marketing to people that may

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<v Speaker 1>not want to buy anything. So with all the products

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<v Speaker 1>we have, we developed all of them ourselves. So there

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<v Speaker 1>are no products there where someone comes to us and

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<v Speaker 1>says other than thy master. That happened in the eighties. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>We we created all these products. Okay. We we have

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<v Speaker 1>a formulator. We do it all ourselves. We have a

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<v Speaker 1>team of four that runs our digital programs. Uh. Soon

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna get into the podcast business. We've been avoiding

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<v Speaker 1>it for a long time, but it's time okay. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>And we sell our products. Um. We don't spend a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of time during the hour. During the hour, it's

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<v Speaker 1>mostly goofing around and every so often and we try

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<v Speaker 1>to make it look homemade. There's nothing slick. There are

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<v Speaker 1>so in other words, let's assume I'm watching your Facebook

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<v Speaker 1>live show. Where do I buy it from Susanne Summers

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<v Speaker 1>dot com? So you're driving everybody to Suzanne Summers. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>we could go out for hours. You're you know, your

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<v Speaker 1>incredible rack and tour. You've been listening to Alan Hamlet.

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<v Speaker 1>We could listen all day telling his stories, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>just about Canada, never mind threes Company. Thanks so much

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<v Speaker 1>for being here and informing my guests what's going on

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<v Speaker 1>in the Billy of the Beast. Well, thank you for

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<v Speaker 1>inviting me. This is my first podcast. Well it's not

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<v Speaker 1>your first time around the block talking Alan. Thanks so much.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you. Until next time, This is Bob Left six