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Speaker 1: and you need to see someone because it is that hot.

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Speaker 1: Your body should be cooling itself off once you step

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Speaker 1: know that old standard onum in New York? Why does

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Speaker 1: it feel so inviting? No? But I do remember. I

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Speaker 1: like New York in June. How about you, Hi, hummer

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Speaker 1: Gershwin too. This was an old standard that Billie Holiday

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Speaker 1: it better Ontum in New York. You totally god spells

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Speaker 1: the thrill of first ninety. I love it. Do you

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Speaker 1: guys agree that I sing it better than Billy Holliday?

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Speaker 1: And be honest, I don't want any any gass kissing

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Speaker 1: nailing it? Oh wow cold. I'm wondering why you've never

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Speaker 1: heard that song in your walking was better than them.

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Speaker 1: I'm telling our listeners, if you're ever walking around Manhattan

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Speaker 1: on a beautiful it's not really autumn yet it's still

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Speaker 1: But when leaves start to turn and you got your

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Speaker 1: you to put on Autumn in New York. Joe, Well,

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Speaker 1: you know that song. It's beautiful. You can choose a

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Speaker 1: lot of famous singers that sang it. But I think

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Speaker 1: I agree with you guys that I am the best. WHOA,

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Speaker 1: I didn't say that, making a cringe face. I know, Well,

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Speaker 1: go that by your beautiful voice. Let me try it.

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Speaker 1: Let me try one time. No no, no no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: no no no no. We're good, We're good. God. How

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Speaker 1: come you're allowed to sing whenever you want? What you're

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Speaker 1: to do? Um, Hey, did you used to go to

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Speaker 1: Sheep's Meadow when you were in New York? Of course

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Speaker 1: We'd stand in a circle and do backflips, sometimes smoke ganja. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: You know. So Sheep's Meadow if you don't know, Manhattan

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Speaker 1: We just used to call it the meadow. I assume

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Speaker 1: laugh now, but yes we'll add. You know what I

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Speaker 1: So when he doesn't laugh at me, I can hit

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Speaker 1: It's a beautiful spot. People lie out it's here. They

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Speaker 1: throw frisbees, they they you know, every everyone's in their

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Speaker 1: bikinis and their speedos, and it's a sexy spot and people,

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Speaker 1: there were so many banana hammocks I saw today. Gay

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Speaker 1: What are the what are the porn limits of their

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Speaker 1: I promise is the last time. But I were trying

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Speaker 1: Ten thousand? I appreciate ten, but really do you? You

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Speaker 1: just want to ask Daniel what the what the controversy?

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Speaker 1: Because everything is so controversial these days. Yeah, what was

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Speaker 1: why do people why did anyone give a fuck about that?

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Speaker 1: Because they're haters and they think that the platform is

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Speaker 1: But either way, fall job Donald, Do you know that

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Speaker 1: there's a job on this planet where you can sit

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Speaker 1: bathing suit and people throw money at you, Yes, they do.

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Speaker 1: They do it a lot where this is Donald and

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Speaker 1: Donald apply. Absolutely, you ain't even got to apply. You

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Speaker 1: I watched them five minutes of Danel and digested what

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Speaker 1: would you really? Yes? I would, And I would would

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Speaker 1: you pay? Would you throw money? Of course I'd tip you,

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Speaker 1: especially especially when you're bubble rose above the surface. I

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Speaker 1: By the way, that's bubble fantasy. We got to get

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Speaker 1: ahead of ourselves. But that bubble butt fantasy is the

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Speaker 1: flutiest show I've ever seen in this whole fucking show. Hilarious.

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Speaker 1: You're big, you know. I'm laughing when I'm screen shotting

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Speaker 1: in and sending it to Bill, and I sent it

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Speaker 1: to you, guys, I was like this show is out

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Speaker 1: of its mind. Yeah, crazy season. We're back on track,

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Speaker 1: aren't we. Do you notice? Yes? Season five is the best.

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Speaker 1: Do you notice that when you walk away you were

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Speaker 1: trying you were class So I have no button? So

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Speaker 1: I have no button? Yeah, without further ado, we should

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Speaker 1: just get into it. We got cha Serrano on the show. Y'all.

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Speaker 1: Um Shay Serrano, let's bring him in? Uh you know what?

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Speaker 1: A guest once a year? It again? And man, did

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Speaker 1: there he is. Give it up for say what up? Yeah, Shay,

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Speaker 1: I know it's gonna be a good episode when it's

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Speaker 1: this one. This one doesn't that super funny episode. This

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Speaker 1: What about y'all? How is life ing? It? Awesome? Life

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Speaker 1: into moment. Do you guys have to do a sports

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Speaker 1: check in? Who has a better record this year? San

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Speaker 1: lost Patty Mills. Margin Patty Mills hurt a lot, dude,

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Speaker 1: especially after what he did in the Olympics in New York. Okay, listen, Shay,

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Speaker 1: put together. Donald and I have one observation that this

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be season five. It's just every every other

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Speaker 1: I just thought this went to the next level. Shay.

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Speaker 1: I just thought that, you know, Bill jokes when I

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Speaker 1: they all know it from the seasons, so they all know, like,

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Speaker 1: and your job is to stay on, right, and your

420
00:23:36,119 --> 00:23:38,160
Speaker 1: job is to stay on for as long as you can.

421
00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:41,720
Speaker 1: So some people fake like they're in love with people

422
00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:44,880
Speaker 1: and right, and then somebody else comes in and they

423
00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:47,960
Speaker 1: just dump that person and leave that person person sitting.

424
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:50,040
Speaker 1: The person winds up sitting on the beach with like

425
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:54,879
Speaker 1: a guitar, singing sad songs. Man, Like, it's freaking hilarious

426
00:23:54,640 --> 00:24:01,000
Speaker 1: episode brutal. But was right or Connor? I'm telling you

427
00:24:01,119 --> 00:24:02,840
Speaker 1: right now, man, I wouldn't make it through five minutes.

428
00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:04,840
Speaker 1: I tried, and I was like, this makes me feel

429
00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:09,320
Speaker 1: so dirty. Hold on, babe, baby, oh god. All right,

430
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:14,400
Speaker 1: here comes the theme song. Hit it, Daniel Kasey, come

431
00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:28,160
Speaker 1: down here. It's a truly incredible. Shay, I'll be walking

432
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:30,919
Speaker 1: around my house folding laundry, singing that fucking song you

433
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:36,679
Speaker 1: should out for no reason, A vicious? How have you?

434
00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:39,480
Speaker 1: We just played your theme song? Don't worry? Okay? How

435
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:44,640
Speaker 1: have you turned Donald into a Bachelor in Paradise Watcher? Well,

436
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:46,280
Speaker 1: the same way I'm going to turn you into a

437
00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:53,560
Speaker 1: back are you kiddy? It's it's like crack. First of all,

438
00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:56,800
Speaker 1: say hi, Say hi, Shay. Have y'all never met help me? No,

439
00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:58,720
Speaker 1: I don't think we've ever met, but I've heard so

440
00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:01,480
Speaker 1: much about you. Yeah, he's gonna steal Donald from me

441
00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:07,160
Speaker 1: because he loves scrubs and basketball, well, yes, and rap music. Yeah.

442
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:10,480
Speaker 1: I can't have Shay around Donald too long because the

443
00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:14,680
Speaker 1: ven diagram of things they love is too overlapped. You

444
00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:17,760
Speaker 1: feel once a season isn't is? That's the limit right there?

445
00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:21,919
Speaker 1: All right? But Casey, how did Donald's like sitting here

446
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:24,800
Speaker 1: and talking about how great Bachelor in paralysis? Okay? First off,

447
00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:26,760
Speaker 1: have you ever seen it? You've never seen it. I've

448
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:29,600
Speaker 1: seen episodes of the Bachelor, but not Bachelor. Oh yeah,

449
00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:33,080
Speaker 1: they should just cancel the Bachelor. Nobody, nobody, They would

450
00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:35,680
Speaker 1: have no, they'd have no, Uh, they wouldn't have an island.

451
00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:38,520
Speaker 1: They wouldn't they wouldn't have the minor league team shay

452
00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:40,080
Speaker 1: when you train them to be to go up to

453
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:46,000
Speaker 1: the major Yeah. Yeah, they wouldn't have a triple A team. Well,

454
00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:48,520
Speaker 1: so it's basically this group of people and they're all

455
00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:51,199
Speaker 1: on the island and then every like few, you know,

456
00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:54,160
Speaker 1: so they all start to like bond and hook up

457
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:56,520
Speaker 1: and you know, meet their match and find their person,

458
00:25:56,960 --> 00:25:59,840
Speaker 1: and then like three days later, someone else is added

459
00:25:59,880 --> 00:26:02,399
Speaker 1: to the island, and someone else, and then you've got

460
00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:05,120
Speaker 1: people that are you know, they're like, you know, you're

461
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:07,399
Speaker 1: the one for me. There's no one else here. I

462
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:10,720
Speaker 1: want a date. I've never felt love like this. Then

463
00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:13,639
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, the camera pans to their steps

464
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:17,120
Speaker 1: in the island and here comes some new chick and

465
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:22,960
Speaker 1: they wait a minute, Wait a minute, it's awesome. Is

466
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,720
Speaker 1: there a person that could be added to your house

467
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:27,879
Speaker 1: that you would be like, all right, Donald, I gotta

468
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:31,080
Speaker 1: ditch you now. That good question. I'm gonna be honest.

469
00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:33,600
Speaker 1: You know, Donald's the most jealous person in the entire world.

470
00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:35,639
Speaker 1: So I can't even answer. No, you can answer because

471
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:39,600
Speaker 1: you have said in the world that's not true. I'm

472
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:41,720
Speaker 1: not the most jealous person will answer the question. Go ahead,

473
00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:45,600
Speaker 1: I know what the answer is that guy question from

474
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:49,520
Speaker 1: that guy from you. No, I'm not answering. Can I

475
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:52,720
Speaker 1: tell the story about what happened? But how I know? Not? Yeah,

476
00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:54,440
Speaker 1: but I was drunk out of my mind. First of all,

477
00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:58,800
Speaker 1: years ago. I was so drunk. First of all, First

478
00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:01,119
Speaker 1: of all, years ago, we were at a party and

479
00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:04,639
Speaker 1: everybody was just shooting the ship and said, you know

480
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:10,320
Speaker 1: the whole who would you kill? Fuck her marriage? Yeah? Okay,

481
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:13,879
Speaker 1: so I wasn't partaking in the game first, he asked me,

482
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:17,240
Speaker 1: and I was like, well, duh, I would kill Tom Cruise,

483
00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:21,159
Speaker 1: Mary Liam Neeson and fuck the shit out of the

484
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:28,480
Speaker 1: guy from Sons of Anarchy some extra in there. I

485
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:30,320
Speaker 1: don't even know if I said the way you didn't

486
00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:40,040
Speaker 1: have to say the storytelling. I'm Jack teller right now, yeah,

487
00:27:40,119 --> 00:27:45,120
Speaker 1: Jack teller. So I'm sorry, I'm you know. So anyway,

488
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:47,960
Speaker 1: So anyway, we go home. He doesn't talk to me

489
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,440
Speaker 1: that night, and I think, oh, he's wasted whatever. Three

490
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:53,320
Speaker 1: days he slept on the couch and did not to me,

491
00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:58,560
Speaker 1: to to the point that I'm calling my friends from

492
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:02,120
Speaker 1: the party asking what happened. I mean, he hasn't talked

493
00:28:02,119 --> 00:28:04,840
Speaker 1: to me at three days. I couldn't remember what the

494
00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:08,600
Speaker 1: hell and it definitely shouldn't answer she's question right now.

495
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:14,520
Speaker 1: So the best, the best, Zach is when he finally

496
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:16,480
Speaker 1: I finally said, you've got to talk to me. This

497
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:20,080
Speaker 1: is crazy. It's been four days. What happened? And he

498
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:24,439
Speaker 1: was like, you want to fuck that guy from Sons

499
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:30,560
Speaker 1: of Anarchy? And I'm like what and the kicker he

500
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:39,240
Speaker 1: doesn't look anything like me. I was like, oh my god.

501
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:44,160
Speaker 1: If I was playing I'm good, I'm all good. I'm

502
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:46,320
Speaker 1: all good. I'm good, sad if I was playing f

503
00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:49,160
Speaker 1: Mary kill and um and it got around to my

504
00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:52,520
Speaker 1: girlfriend and she was like, I done this, I do this.

505
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:54,040
Speaker 1: And then she got to the funk one and she

506
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:59,000
Speaker 1: was like, but I would, I'd be a little like, okay, bib,

507
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:04,400
Speaker 1: that's not really the title of the game. Let's down.

508
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:09,440
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Roco for our listeners, brought him off. Yeah,

509
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:14,680
Speaker 1: the dragon tank. It's so clute. All right, Casey, we

510
00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:16,000
Speaker 1: got to move on with the show. Thank you for

511
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:21,880
Speaker 1: your answer. Yeah, Zach, Zach, I know, we know, we

512
00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:23,720
Speaker 1: got you gotta go though. Let me see if I

513
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:25,640
Speaker 1: can answer the question for her. What was the question?

514
00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:30,240
Speaker 1: The question was is there somebody who could walk into

515
00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:32,520
Speaker 1: your house that she would trade you in for? But

516
00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:36,280
Speaker 1: I think she just answered it. Yeah, say a name

517
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:40,920
Speaker 1: on that one. All right, All right, let's get We'll

518
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:45,000
Speaker 1: get divorced on that answer real quick. Let's get back

519
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:48,040
Speaker 1: to the televisional scrub so Cox has developed a method

520
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:50,480
Speaker 1: of zoning everybody out, which I thought was very funny.

521
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:53,320
Speaker 1: When he closes his eyes and goes into a meditative

522
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:57,640
Speaker 1: state and he hears the ocean and seagulls. Yeah, man,

523
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,680
Speaker 1: that's his way of quiet out pretty much. You get

524
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:03,520
Speaker 1: a sense that he's doing that all the time. I

525
00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:06,320
Speaker 1: wish I could do that sometimes. Oh I do do that. Actually,

526
00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:12,000
Speaker 1: you know how I do it? Weed on the balcony. Yeah,

527
00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:17,120
Speaker 1: it's done. We learned that Dudemeister means master of dudes

528
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:22,720
Speaker 1: in German in German, and that Sarah doesn't really want

529
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:26,920
Speaker 1: to marry him because of his last name, right, which

530
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,640
Speaker 1: leads to what is in the very elaborate set up

531
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:35,760
Speaker 1: for a Todd joke. Yes of Todd coming in. First,

532
00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:41,480
Speaker 1: Elliott says to Christa, you don't like Cox, and Jordan says, actually,

533
00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:44,960
Speaker 1: I love Cox, very proud of us forgetting that on NBC.

534
00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:49,560
Speaker 1: And then in runs Rob, who says, this is the

535
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:54,760
Speaker 1: greatest conversation ever. And then what happens? Then somebody says

536
00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:59,400
Speaker 1: a female voice in the background says, oh my god,

537
00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:07,200
Speaker 1: this sauce is huge, and Todd says, I'm need excuse me, ladies,

538
00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:16,480
Speaker 1: I'm needed elsewhere. If that isn't perfect writing for a character,

539
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:20,760
Speaker 1: I don't know what is man like. Hey, that's nailed.

540
00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:24,320
Speaker 1: You automatically know. If you've ever watched the show before,

541
00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:26,920
Speaker 1: that's dead on. If you've never watched the show before,

542
00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:29,680
Speaker 1: you know exactly who this character is. What's so funny

543
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:31,440
Speaker 1: is I been for five years they were trying to

544
00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:34,960
Speaker 1: figure out how they could get I Love Cocks on NBC. Yes,

545
00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:37,400
Speaker 1: they finally introduced it. All right, we'll be right back

546
00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:43,560
Speaker 1: after these fine works with more talk about Loving Cocks.

547
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:51,880
Speaker 1: We're back, and we're back. So Frank's brother is a

548
00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:54,160
Speaker 1: stand up comedian, really a cruise ship one, and you

549
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:57,440
Speaker 1: and I find him hilarious. Yeah, his jokes are horrible,

550
00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:59,760
Speaker 1: but you and I we're just so happy to know

551
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:04,160
Speaker 1: you can't get away. We're so happy to know a comedian. Yeah, yes,

552
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:08,160
Speaker 1: and and and everything's a joke. He's always on and

553
00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:10,960
Speaker 1: then and then he does something, and he does something

554
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:12,320
Speaker 1: and you go, I go, I didn't get that one.

555
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:17,520
Speaker 1: You I didn't either. I wonder if we made that

556
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:21,120
Speaker 1: up on the spot because we didn't. Truly, I feel

557
00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:22,840
Speaker 1: like we made that up because we were like, we

558
00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:26,960
Speaker 1: actually didn't get the joke. Okay, So Kelso opens up

559
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,400
Speaker 1: to Carla right before you get there. The funniest fantasy

560
00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:34,200
Speaker 1: in Scrub's history is me having your ass. Oh boy.

561
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,040
Speaker 1: The best part of the joke is the last line

562
00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:43,920
Speaker 1: of the of the of the button. That's the best part.

563
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:47,080
Speaker 1: What thanks for the butt plan? No? When he says

564
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:51,280
Speaker 1: when when nurse Roberts comes in and goes the Todd

565
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:53,640
Speaker 1: says he needs you an R And you say and

566
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:57,040
Speaker 1: and And Turk said, well, tell Todd, I said, what

567
00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:59,480
Speaker 1: do you say to kiss my black Yeah? To kiss

568
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:02,720
Speaker 1: my black gas yeah. And he then turns to j

569
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:04,600
Speaker 1: D and goes, I, but you wish you could say that,

570
00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:11,440
Speaker 1: And genuinely JD goes, I do I do, But dude,

571
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:14,800
Speaker 1: the way they stuff my booty to be a cartoonish

572
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:17,160
Speaker 1: version of your Listen, you got you got a big

573
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:21,240
Speaker 1: old thick booty. But they they they went extreme. It

574
00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:28,840
Speaker 1: rivals that of of the Kardashians. It rivals that of

575
00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:32,800
Speaker 1: Cardi b um. But dude, the funniest part that I noticed,

576
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:34,480
Speaker 1: I'm not sure everyone in the audience if you're gonna

577
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:36,720
Speaker 1: watch the episode after you listen to this, go back

578
00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:39,520
Speaker 1: and look at Donald. He is doing his best to

579
00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:45,720
Speaker 1: tighten his ass cheeks and he's actually given me his butt.

580
00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:52,200
Speaker 1: The my favorite part of that little scene right there

581
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:55,040
Speaker 1: is when jad is explaining who the guy is that

582
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:57,800
Speaker 1: he says he's a comedian on a cruise ship, and

583
00:33:57,800 --> 00:33:59,800
Speaker 1: then there's a pause and he tells another joke and

584
00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:02,560
Speaker 1: they goes and he's a genius. But the way that

585
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:06,760
Speaker 1: you the way that you deliver the line there, it's

586
00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:08,799
Speaker 1: one of my favorite line readings of the of the

587
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:11,480
Speaker 1: whole show. It's like up there with the way that

588
00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:16,120
Speaker 1: Turk says it's so hot when when the furnace Yeah yeah,

589
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:18,880
Speaker 1: like just Donald was talking about. You get a line

590
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:21,640
Speaker 1: of of the todd and you know, like, exactly who

591
00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:24,120
Speaker 1: this guy is. Like you you see just this one

592
00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:26,840
Speaker 1: second of JD saying a line in a way and

593
00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:29,600
Speaker 1: you're like Oh, okay, this is like a special character,

594
00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:32,680
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. Yeah, absolutely, JD's the type

595
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:35,960
Speaker 1: of person that likes magic, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah,

596
00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:39,880
Speaker 1: any performances of any kind of any kind, right, yeah,

597
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:42,040
Speaker 1: hands And if you're a comedian on a cruise ship

598
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:44,759
Speaker 1: I do not judge that, you know, cruise ship level.

599
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:47,880
Speaker 1: I think you're an artist. Yes, when the they do

600
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:51,640
Speaker 1: the day dream of JD get in Turks. But I

601
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:53,920
Speaker 1: was thinking in my head, like a couple of episodes

602
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:56,319
Speaker 1: right before this one. The title of one of the

603
00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:58,920
Speaker 1: episodes is my Buddy's Booty. Yeah, and then this is

604
00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:00,480
Speaker 1: in reference to a booty call. But I was like, man,

605
00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:02,439
Speaker 1: this is like all sort of tied together, even if

606
00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:05,799
Speaker 1: not intentionally, I thought that was my buddy's booty. By

607
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:08,000
Speaker 1: the way, we skipped one of the funniest parts in

608
00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:12,279
Speaker 1: all nine years of Scrubs, and that's me dancing with

609
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:16,000
Speaker 1: the Harry Christians. Oh my gosh, oh my god. Talk

610
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:22,480
Speaker 1: about commitment, talk about commitment. I could I could watch

611
00:35:23,239 --> 00:35:34,319
Speaker 1: us like he's the best Christian, the best Christian. But

612
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:37,920
Speaker 1: bro listen, I I see Harry Christians a lot in

613
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:42,520
Speaker 1: Where Where Where? When Union Square Park they're and they're

614
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:45,720
Speaker 1: they're all almost all the time just chilling, no singing

615
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:51,320
Speaker 1: that song and they but they're very mellow and very peaceful.

616
00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:59,480
Speaker 1: Obviously they're not dancing like j D. And those moves

617
00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:06,799
Speaker 1: I'm throwing and are so freaking funny myself, Na, Krishna,

618
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:10,719
Speaker 1: un I got like I'm doing like some fame shit

619
00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:14,000
Speaker 1: donald like in this arm like this, and then and

620
00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:17,399
Speaker 1: then like jazz hands and then like yeah, and then

621
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:20,839
Speaker 1: you're like, I didn't let I didn't. I wasn't you know.

622
00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:25,360
Speaker 1: It was a momentary thing. And somebody says hey to

623
00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:30,240
Speaker 1: j D and he goes praise Krishna. Uh huh, yeah,

624
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:33,160
Speaker 1: do you remember that. Yeah, it's just the like passing joke.

625
00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:36,279
Speaker 1: Very funny. Oh, I love that about the comedian. I go,

626
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:41,319
Speaker 1: he'd be a dynamite Center square. I don't know why

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Speaker 1: they don't bring back Hollywood Squares. It would seem like

628
00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:45,200
Speaker 1: it would be be very successful and you could be

629
00:36:45,239 --> 00:36:48,479
Speaker 1: socially distanced. They've done it so many times now, there's

630
00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:54,600
Speaker 1: so many incarnations of it. It's so cringe, is it. Well?

631
00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:56,520
Speaker 1: I remember when it filled liking it and when it

632
00:36:56,800 --> 00:37:00,920
Speaker 1: first started on it. When it first started you and

633
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:05,080
Speaker 1: I were kids and it was before our time. Oh yeah,

634
00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:06,759
Speaker 1: there may have been like a seventies version, but the

635
00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:10,480
Speaker 1: version that was in the eighties it was the center Square. No,

636
00:37:10,719 --> 00:37:17,799
Speaker 1: this is before whoopee? Oh Joel can who is the

637
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:20,800
Speaker 1: center square in the Hollywood Squares? In like the eighties

638
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:24,000
Speaker 1: it was Whoever's before whoopee? But then whoopee? Did it

639
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:29,040
Speaker 1: a long time? Yeah? The show was so stupid though, Well, yes,

640
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:33,799
Speaker 1: you know, I remember when alf was in it. That

641
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:38,719
Speaker 1: was great. What are you doing now now? I guess

642
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:41,200
Speaker 1: I guess if you were a comedian you could write

643
00:37:41,239 --> 00:37:44,040
Speaker 1: your own punchlines to the to what the setups were,

644
00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:46,800
Speaker 1: and if if not, you had to do theirs. Yeah,

645
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:50,120
Speaker 1: but they were every game show, dude, you haven't done

646
00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:52,479
Speaker 1: the game show circuit. Some of them was so much fun,

647
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:56,440
Speaker 1: Like doing to Tell the Truth with Anthony Anderson is

648
00:37:56,920 --> 00:38:00,480
Speaker 1: so much fun, and doing I'm had to say, I've

649
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:03,080
Speaker 1: only been on one game show both were in character

650
00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:06,000
Speaker 1: and out the bet. Well, that's the best game show

651
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:07,680
Speaker 1: there ever was his family. I kind of want to

652
00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:09,120
Speaker 1: be on it again. I wish they could have us

653
00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:14,319
Speaker 1: back like weekly, right, I love Do you think they'll

654
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:16,319
Speaker 1: let us go on next. Do you think they'll let

655
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:19,279
Speaker 1: us go on next time they do celebrity family feud again.

656
00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:22,080
Speaker 1: I want to go on again. Do you think yeah, no, shit,

657
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:26,000
Speaker 1: we crushed. We did, we demolished, we crushed. Yeah, we'd

658
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:29,040
Speaker 1: beat Neil Flynn. It was a perfect game. Daniel, you

659
00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:31,200
Speaker 1: were so good and you got the you got the

660
00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:34,080
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey look away. I still I cringe in the

661
00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:36,880
Speaker 1: shower about that. Sometimes now you have those things in

662
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:39,200
Speaker 1: your life that you could have happened when you were twelve,

663
00:38:39,239 --> 00:38:41,000
Speaker 1: but you still cringe in the shower when you think

664
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:43,760
Speaker 1: about them. One of mine is Daniel getting the Steve

665
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:46,200
Speaker 1: Harvey look away. Were you like it should have been me?

666
00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:49,640
Speaker 1: Should have been me? It should have been me? Yeah.

667
00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:51,719
Speaker 1: I get down on my knees and I'm like, it's

668
00:38:51,719 --> 00:38:53,719
Speaker 1: like it's raining, like I pretend the shower and then

669
00:38:53,719 --> 00:38:56,960
Speaker 1: I look up like shawshank redemption and put my arms out. Okay,

670
00:38:57,640 --> 00:39:04,600
Speaker 1: two things, two things that two things that I have

671
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:08,280
Speaker 1: questions about. So Turk and jd are die hard Gilmore

672
00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:12,200
Speaker 1: girls fans won? Yeah? And when did Todd get kicked

673
00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:14,040
Speaker 1: out at the men's locker room? Yes, Todd is no

674
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:15,840
Speaker 1: longer allowed in the men's locker room. This is not

675
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:18,360
Speaker 1: I wish I thought it was. Yeah, I wish I

676
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:20,640
Speaker 1: could stay. I wish I know what he did to

677
00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:22,960
Speaker 1: get kicked out of the right way. You made a

678
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:27,160
Speaker 1: very good point, Donald, and many an episode it's co ed.

679
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:30,560
Speaker 1: But then I think it must have changed. Somebody did

680
00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:34,759
Speaker 1: change somebody. They didn't Carl lend them complain about it.

681
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:37,640
Speaker 1: I think no. I think early on in the show's

682
00:39:37,719 --> 00:39:40,280
Speaker 1: run it was co ed. Do you remember when Sarah

683
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:42,440
Speaker 1: did the whole burlesque number and everything? That was very

684
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:45,200
Speaker 1: early on and then and then they must have the

685
00:39:45,239 --> 00:39:48,640
Speaker 1: hospital must have changed policies, probably because of Todd, and

686
00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:52,640
Speaker 1: then it became men's only, and that's where Who's got

687
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:58,319
Speaker 1: bullion cubes? And Todd and Todd was doing lots of

688
00:39:58,320 --> 00:40:02,160
Speaker 1: redtails a hammock. He probably got kicked out for rat

689
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:05,319
Speaker 1: tailing someone too hard. What do you call him when

690
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:12,240
Speaker 1: he towels someone like? Sounds right? Yeah, or just probably something.

691
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:16,440
Speaker 1: But Joan Rivers was the center square. Thank you, Joel

692
00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:21,000
Speaker 1: the Great, the late grade um so kelso yeah. So

693
00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:24,279
Speaker 1: Gilmore Girls. I've never seen an episode of Gilmore Girls either.

694
00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:28,640
Speaker 1: It's very popular. Joel's steak, Oh, Joel, Oh, it's so good.

695
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:32,960
Speaker 1: Listen if you like fast talking, unnecessary drama. Gilmore girls,

696
00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:37,680
Speaker 1: rich white people, problems. Yes, everything about it is perfect.

697
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:40,279
Speaker 1: What is the what is the premise? It's a mother

698
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:42,760
Speaker 1: and daughter and they both have problems with Lorila Gilmore

699
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:45,400
Speaker 1: had a baby when she was sixteen, and she was independence.

700
00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:47,480
Speaker 1: So she was like, screw you, parents, I'm leaving this

701
00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:49,479
Speaker 1: rich house and taking my baby with me. I'm naming

702
00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:51,960
Speaker 1: her after me. They're too lorialized. The younger one's name

703
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,360
Speaker 1: is Rory, Rory super smart in order to get into

704
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:56,640
Speaker 1: a prestigious school, did you get in by herself? But

705
00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:59,080
Speaker 1: they need money to pay, so lorialized parents are like,

706
00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:01,880
Speaker 1: if you come back and visit us every Friday for dinner,

707
00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:05,359
Speaker 1: good premise, We will pay her tuition. And so she

708
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:07,640
Speaker 1: has to go back and confront all of the stuff

709
00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:10,480
Speaker 1: she left behind. But also she's thirty two raising a

710
00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:12,200
Speaker 1: sixteen year old. They are sort of best friends, but

711
00:41:12,239 --> 00:41:14,000
Speaker 1: they're also a mother and daughter, and that causes a

712
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:15,440
Speaker 1: lot of friction because it can't be best friends with

713
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:20,400
Speaker 1: your teenager um boundaries. And then and then Rory starts

714
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:22,279
Speaker 1: to become Laura Lae in ways that Laura, I never

715
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:26,000
Speaker 1: wanted and that's why show gets jell. You're pitching the

716
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:30,480
Speaker 1: shit out of the show. It really, Joel. When you are,

717
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:32,920
Speaker 1: when you are finally ready to pitch your own shows

718
00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:36,160
Speaker 1: in in uh in pitch rooms, you're gonna crush because

719
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:39,400
Speaker 1: it's all about it's all about doing exactly what you

720
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:42,200
Speaker 1: just did. I started your paragraph going like, I'm never

721
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:43,880
Speaker 1: gonna watch this, and by the end I'm like, and

722
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:51,840
Speaker 1: then Laura lia is what, But isn't it was a

723
00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:56,440
Speaker 1: great pitch? But I will never watch you. I like,

724
00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:58,520
Speaker 1: You're like, I would never, but I watch fucking Bachelor

725
00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:01,279
Speaker 1: in Paradise. I will watch Bach in Paradise any day.

726
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:04,279
Speaker 1: I think the writing reference every six seconds in that

727
00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:07,600
Speaker 1: show you would write. But isn't the writing respected? I mean,

728
00:42:07,719 --> 00:42:10,600
Speaker 1: isn't it. People think it's good writing. Yeah, they say

729
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:12,839
Speaker 1: a lot. They say it's very strong writing, but they're

730
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:17,040
Speaker 1: all very It's over is the criticism that it's like overwritten,

731
00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:18,680
Speaker 1: Like nobody talks like this and they all speak very fast,

732
00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:21,600
Speaker 1: and I think it's stupid. I love when it's like

733
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:25,560
Speaker 1: a highly stylized vocal stuff like Aaron sworkins. People are like,

734
00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:27,000
Speaker 1: no one talks about like who gives the fuck? It

735
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,919
Speaker 1: sounds amazing to the ear. It's great. Yeah, it's skin

736
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:32,360
Speaker 1: it's like poetry. I love it. It's so great. And

737
00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:34,560
Speaker 1: in Gilmore Girls, they had like a as actors. I

738
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:36,680
Speaker 1: think you could appreciate they had, like their scripture twice

739
00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:38,840
Speaker 1: as long as anybody else's script There's so much content,

740
00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:40,839
Speaker 1: and they speak so fast. They had to memorize twice

741
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:43,520
Speaker 1: as much like script as than anybody else. It's it

742
00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:46,239
Speaker 1: is a really impressive like and there's a small town

743
00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:49,320
Speaker 1: called stars Hollow, and it's so cute. It's a perfect show.

744
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:51,120
Speaker 1: I bet they fall I bet they both fall in

745
00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:54,200
Speaker 1: and out of love with me all the time, all

746
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:58,839
Speaker 1: the time, Zach, all right, I'm gonna give it a try.

747
00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:02,239
Speaker 1: Anyway we learn what whoa. That's how simple it is

748
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:05,400
Speaker 1: to get you to try. Joel's amazing. I'd be the

749
00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:07,279
Speaker 1: worst executive. I'd be like Joel would be like, could

750
00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:11,600
Speaker 1: tell me anything. I'd just buy it out of a

751
00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:15,319
Speaker 1: studio immediately. I can't wait. I can't wait to hear

752
00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:17,880
Speaker 1: how much you love Gilmore Girls. I might give it

753
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:19,680
Speaker 1: a try. I like both of those actresses. I think

754
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:22,960
Speaker 1: they're both very talented and I don't know that I'm

755
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:24,480
Speaker 1: really gonna watch it. I guess if I had, if

756
00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:27,040
Speaker 1: my girlfriend was super into it, I could probably probably

757
00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:30,920
Speaker 1: one of those shows that could be convinced. But meanwhile,

758
00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:32,600
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be the one that's like, I'm gonna be

759
00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:33,759
Speaker 1: the one that's like, babe, do you want to watch

760
00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:39,600
Speaker 1: going on? Exactly? All right? So Kelseo can't stop crying

761
00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:44,720
Speaker 1: because he lost Baxter. Um, but he's showing no emotion.

762
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:48,200
Speaker 1: There's just tears running down his face. And so Carla

763
00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:50,960
Speaker 1: has to run interference with all of the people that

764
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:54,680
Speaker 1: come knocking on his door asking for things. Yeah, and

765
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:58,360
Speaker 1: she's wonderful we're doing that for him. It just shows you,

766
00:43:58,360 --> 00:44:00,319
Speaker 1: you know, part of it is. Part of it is

767
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:03,760
Speaker 1: the fact that she's been given this newfound power to say,

768
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:07,279
Speaker 1: to do what doctor Kelso does, to actually run the

769
00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:10,960
Speaker 1: hospital for a brief moment. But it also is the

770
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:14,319
Speaker 1: fact that you know, she's flattered and very honored that

771
00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:17,680
Speaker 1: Kelso can't talk to anybody about this, but he decided

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00:44:17,719 --> 00:44:20,080
Speaker 1: to talk to her. So it's really cool. You know,

773
00:44:20,280 --> 00:44:22,000
Speaker 1: it's a it's a great moment in there. Why do

774
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:26,399
Speaker 1: you think he chooses her? He's Shays's she's she's sort

775
00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:29,040
Speaker 1: of the heart of She's sort of the heart of

776
00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:31,800
Speaker 1: the show. Obviously we know that, but of all the people,

777
00:44:32,120 --> 00:44:35,359
Speaker 1: that's who he confides in. Yeah, she has she has

778
00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:38,360
Speaker 1: a gravity to her that just pulls people in. And

779
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:40,719
Speaker 1: she does the thing where she talks to you and

780
00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:44,320
Speaker 1: you immediately feel comfortable with her, You feel like safe.

781
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:47,720
Speaker 1: It's like a version of mom energy. Yeah, Tammy Taylor

782
00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:49,719
Speaker 1: on Friday Night Lights is the same way where you

783
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:52,360
Speaker 1: just like want to have a conversation with this person

784
00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:53,719
Speaker 1: because you know you're gonna be able to say the

785
00:44:53,719 --> 00:44:56,480
Speaker 1: stuff you need to say, and she's not going to

786
00:44:56,480 --> 00:44:58,680
Speaker 1: to judge you or make you feel dumb about it.

787
00:44:58,719 --> 00:45:01,759
Speaker 1: She's going to be there to like be helpful with you.

788
00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:04,600
Speaker 1: The thing we were talking about earlier about the like

789
00:45:04,719 --> 00:45:07,759
Speaker 1: duo thing, like if you're putting together a list of

790
00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:10,000
Speaker 1: like what you have to do to be a good

791
00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:14,279
Speaker 1: and a duo, Judy Rays I think is the best

792
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:16,680
Speaker 1: example of this here, where where you have to be

793
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:19,799
Speaker 1: able to like highlight the other person's most interesting attributes.

794
00:45:20,239 --> 00:45:22,480
Speaker 1: And this is why she's so good with whoever you

795
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:25,640
Speaker 1: put her across across from like like she could make

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00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:28,200
Speaker 1: a scene funnier, like when the janitor goes to give

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00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:30,160
Speaker 1: her a hug and she just goes limp because she's

798
00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:32,120
Speaker 1: not sure if he's gonna like, is he hugging me

799
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Speaker 1: or killing me? She goes one hundred percent limp and

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00:45:34,120 --> 00:45:36,400
Speaker 1: it's the fucking funniest thing without saying a word. She

801
00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:39,440
Speaker 1: could do that. She could make a scene more gut punchy,

802
00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:42,000
Speaker 1: like when Turt gets his hands stuck in the ice

803
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:44,160
Speaker 1: machine and it's like it's very silly bit and she

804
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:45,879
Speaker 1: gets on the phone and she's like, I need you

805
00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:49,480
Speaker 1: and it gets serious real quick. She can she can

806
00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:52,680
Speaker 1: make a scene more sentimental, like when she says goodbye

807
00:45:52,719 --> 00:45:54,759
Speaker 1: to JD for that last time. It puts her head

808
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:56,919
Speaker 1: on his shoe. Like. She could just whatever you need

809
00:45:56,960 --> 00:46:01,000
Speaker 1: in a scene. Judy Rays can do and she's perfect

810
00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:02,760
Speaker 1: right here, And I think that's part of the reason

811
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:05,120
Speaker 1: you end up with scenes like this where Kelsa just

812
00:46:05,160 --> 00:46:06,920
Speaker 1: knows he can just put me with her. You know

813
00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:09,799
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Yeah, she's a gee man, she's a

814
00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:12,360
Speaker 1: true Oh she just watched the episode Shay where she

815
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:14,920
Speaker 1: finds out that, you know, Turk told everyone that they're

816
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:19,040
Speaker 1: having a baby. And I just couldn't. You can't take

817
00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:21,600
Speaker 1: your eyes off her. She's such a good actress. Yeah,

818
00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:24,040
Speaker 1: she's incredible, And it's such a good little turn right there,

819
00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:26,799
Speaker 1: because you're waiting for her to be like mad about it,

820
00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:30,120
Speaker 1: and she doesn't, and he's like this, this is there's

821
00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:32,680
Speaker 1: another example of like she just knows always what to

822
00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:35,360
Speaker 1: do or say in a moment, and it's like this

823
00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:38,800
Speaker 1: fucking rules. Yeah, her surrender in that scene is amazing,

824
00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:41,160
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Because there should be an

825
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:44,239
Speaker 1: angry she should be angry about it, but she's after

826
00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:46,839
Speaker 1: all that they've been through, she's like, fucking baby, let's

827
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:49,120
Speaker 1: just go in there and enjoy our friendship with these

828
00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:51,560
Speaker 1: people and the fact that we're having a baby, you

829
00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:54,000
Speaker 1: know what I mean. We learned that Turk Knight is

830
00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:58,160
Speaker 1: watching He claims he's watching ESPN, but but he's really

831
00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:04,279
Speaker 1: watching Gilmour goes and he what's the ultimate Donald Knight? Oh,

832
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:11,200
Speaker 1: good question. It switches anything which is a ranch your wish? Well,

833
00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:13,200
Speaker 1: then my wife might have to be around for some

834
00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:16,640
Speaker 1: of the Donald Knight. Okay, Well, Donald Knight can have

835
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:21,680
Speaker 1: a cameo from your wife. Okay, Donald Knight, would Donald

836
00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:26,200
Speaker 1: Donald Knight would start at six am in the morning. Wow, Wow,

837
00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:30,120
Speaker 1: can't By the way, I'm on New York time, and Joell,

838
00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:32,160
Speaker 1: you're an early riser too, because I'm on New York

839
00:47:32,239 --> 00:47:34,359
Speaker 1: time and you both like respond to my text at

840
00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:36,880
Speaker 1: like five thirty in the morning. Yeah, I'm up early,

841
00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:43,000
Speaker 1: So it would start early and then when it as

842
00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:46,759
Speaker 1: it goes, the kids, Uh can come around me, but

843
00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:49,640
Speaker 1: there can't be any arguing, there can't be any fighting.

844
00:47:49,640 --> 00:47:51,160
Speaker 1: They can allow to come in and tell you they

845
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:54,640
Speaker 1: love you. They're all in good moods. They always have

846
00:47:54,719 --> 00:47:59,160
Speaker 1: to be in a good mood on Donald Day, my wife.

847
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:02,880
Speaker 1: So they also must be able to be self sufficient

848
00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:06,000
Speaker 1: and self reliant so that my wife doesn't come to

849
00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:10,279
Speaker 1: me complaining about why the kids are fucking with her day,

850
00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:14,120
Speaker 1: fucking up her day. Right, So it really fun. It

851
00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:16,880
Speaker 1: really boils down to the kids for most of Donald.

852
00:48:17,719 --> 00:48:20,920
Speaker 1: No drama on Donald Day, no drama whatsoever for the

853
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:25,800
Speaker 1: wife or for myself. What else happens, Ganja, Yeah, lots

854
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:29,880
Speaker 1: of it. Yeah, maybe a movie, like you know, it

855
00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:32,600
Speaker 1: would be really cool, Like I know that covid is

856
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:36,359
Speaker 1: is covid doesn't exist on this dreamy Donald Day. No,

857
00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:38,319
Speaker 1: but it does exist in real life. But it would

858
00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:40,800
Speaker 1: have been great to like get out early this morning

859
00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:44,520
Speaker 1: and go see uh shang Chi. Yeah yeah, you know

860
00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:46,880
Speaker 1: what I mean, in a movie theater with nobody in

861
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:50,000
Speaker 1: it by myself. That would not fucking awesome to do.

862
00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:52,840
Speaker 1: I really want to see that movie. And I and

863
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:59,799
Speaker 1: I'm and I'm I'm avoiding the internet just so none

864
00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:02,479
Speaker 1: of the spoil. Like the commercial came on, I turned

865
00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:05,160
Speaker 1: that shit off. Dude, that shit looks fire, dude. Did

866
00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:08,120
Speaker 1: you see it already? Shay, No, that's on our list

867
00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:09,960
Speaker 1: of like we see that. Thanks. We do like one

868
00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:12,919
Speaker 1: movie a week with a family. We did Free Free

869
00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:15,879
Speaker 1: Guy on Saturday. This next Saturday, we're going to see

870
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:18,560
Speaker 1: that one. I can't I'm excited for you, all right?

871
00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:23,920
Speaker 1: What else happens on day? And then sex obviously? Um

872
00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:29,400
Speaker 1: more we delicious food, delicious food, comfortable all day. Do

873
00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:33,359
Speaker 1: you animate or do you play video games? I could

874
00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:34,840
Speaker 1: do all of that, you know what I mean. What

875
00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:38,839
Speaker 1: I'm really into nowadays is, uh, it's really weird. But

876
00:49:39,080 --> 00:49:44,080
Speaker 1: being creative is a lot of fun. Whereas before all

877
00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:46,440
Speaker 1: I thought my creative all I thought I could do

878
00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:50,200
Speaker 1: was act, And I'm finding new ways to be creative,

879
00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:52,680
Speaker 1: and so because of that, I would like a day

880
00:49:52,680 --> 00:49:55,560
Speaker 1: filled with I don't know meant Disneyland, shit, you know

881
00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:59,120
Speaker 1: what I mean? It goes on, man like, so many

882
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:02,719
Speaker 1: things would have to Donald Day could turn into Donald Week.

883
00:50:03,239 --> 00:50:06,520
Speaker 1: I noticed that Donald Day did not include a FaceTime

884
00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:09,360
Speaker 1: with me. I haven't started yet, I haven't finished. What

885
00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:11,279
Speaker 1: do you mean you did a whole fucking day just now.

886
00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:15,520
Speaker 1: I just started capped it off with Disney. Yeah, we

887
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:19,399
Speaker 1: haven't even gotten to the nighttime yet. We haven't even

888
00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:22,759
Speaker 1: gotten to the nighttime. You stay for the fireworks? Well no,

889
00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:25,480
Speaker 1: man like, well hopefully you're there with me. If we're

890
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:37,080
Speaker 1: at I don't stay for the time. I would even

891
00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:39,960
Speaker 1: get popcorn and cut a hole in the bottom of

892
00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:48,120
Speaker 1: the bucket like bachelor party. Yes, would you remember batch

893
00:50:48,239 --> 00:50:51,960
Speaker 1: the party? I do? I do remember that movie Tom Hanks?

894
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:53,680
Speaker 1: Tom Hanks before he realized he was going to be

895
00:50:53,719 --> 00:50:58,200
Speaker 1: America's leading man. Yeah, he's got a movie, right, guy

896
00:50:58,239 --> 00:51:02,080
Speaker 1: puts his dick in a bbcorn Mark? What about? What

897
00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:06,239
Speaker 1: about you say? What would your favorite your debt? It's

898
00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:08,759
Speaker 1: a it's a version of that same stuff. I need

899
00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:10,799
Speaker 1: to wake up. I need for my kids to all

900
00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:15,879
Speaker 1: be in good moods, and then maybe Laramie says she's

901
00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:18,560
Speaker 1: going to take them to we we live in in

902
00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:21,400
Speaker 1: like outer San Antonio. There's a bunch of rivers and

903
00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:23,839
Speaker 1: stuff around, so they like to spend time out. So

904
00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:25,480
Speaker 1: they're like all in good moods, and she says, hey,

905
00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:27,279
Speaker 1: we're gonna take them. I'm gonna take all the kids

906
00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:30,200
Speaker 1: to like do an outdoor activity. You should stay here

907
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:33,680
Speaker 1: and relax, and I'm like that sounds perfect. So they

908
00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:36,120
Speaker 1: so they leave and then as she texts me pictures

909
00:51:36,120 --> 00:51:38,280
Speaker 1: every so often of them like having a great time

910
00:51:38,719 --> 00:51:41,200
Speaker 1: so I don't feel guilty about it. And then I

911
00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:44,640
Speaker 1: watch whatever I'm watching on TV. And then when she's

912
00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:45,960
Speaker 1: on her way home, she's like, hey, I'm going to

913
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:47,960
Speaker 1: stop at your favorite Mexican restaurant. You want men to

914
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:51,279
Speaker 1: pick you up something, and I'm yea, and there's and

915
00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:54,359
Speaker 1: there's no weight, so the cheese is not like all

916
00:51:54,440 --> 00:51:56,919
Speaker 1: messed up by the time it gets to me. And

917
00:51:56,960 --> 00:51:59,040
Speaker 1: then I eat all that and then I give my

918
00:51:59,120 --> 00:52:00,880
Speaker 1: kids a hug and kiss and I like say a

919
00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:03,000
Speaker 1: funny thing and they laugh and then they go to sleep,

920
00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:06,160
Speaker 1: and then I go to sleep too. You go to

921
00:52:06,200 --> 00:52:12,520
Speaker 1: bed early. Oh, I go to bed so early, Casey.

922
00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:17,680
Speaker 1: Casey puts Donald down around eight, and then she called

923
00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:23,680
Speaker 1: from Sons of Anarchy and they have a great about

924
00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:26,719
Speaker 1: this bowl. Let's go back to scrubs. This bowling alley. Okay,

925
00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:36,000
Speaker 1: JD bowls a gentleman's forty. Everybody else bowled really well, yeah, yeah,

926
00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:38,920
Speaker 1: one ninety something when eighty something, like, holy shit, Donald,

927
00:52:38,920 --> 00:52:42,880
Speaker 1: can you really bowl? I forgot I've bowled high numbers before.

928
00:52:43,040 --> 00:52:45,360
Speaker 1: I'm not a bowler, though. Yeah, but you're one of

929
00:52:45,360 --> 00:52:47,359
Speaker 1: those guys who just naturally, like, Okay, show me how

930
00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:51,960
Speaker 1: to do it. Okay, bad, bad, bad? Now I'm great. No,

931
00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:55,719
Speaker 1: it's not now, I'm great, but I am. I do

932
00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:58,879
Speaker 1: have athletic abilities, you know. But you're like you're good

933
00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:00,919
Speaker 1: at stuff, like like Josh Reid is like that too.

934
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:03,160
Speaker 1: He's like, okay, so it's darts, right, you just throw it,

935
00:53:03,200 --> 00:53:07,160
Speaker 1: you just aim for the center. Okay, one goes the wall,

936
00:53:07,239 --> 00:53:09,759
Speaker 1: one goes in the ceiling. Okay, just oh now he's

937
00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:17,280
Speaker 1: looking great. The Detroit Red Wings. Is there a reason

938
00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:19,279
Speaker 1: I didn't Johnny See have a friend on this team?

939
00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:21,239
Speaker 1: Why are they brought up so much? I don't he

940
00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:24,000
Speaker 1: just loves it. He always wore their jersey. I can

941
00:53:24,120 --> 00:53:26,920
Speaker 1: get a friend on the team. I don't know. I

942
00:53:27,360 --> 00:53:29,440
Speaker 1: have no idea why the Detroit Red We can't ask

943
00:53:29,520 --> 00:53:33,040
Speaker 1: him when we see him, but um, hockey. Uh, he's

944
00:53:33,160 --> 00:53:35,239
Speaker 1: very into hockey. The only thing that he wants to

945
00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:41,160
Speaker 1: talk to mister Dudemeister about is yeah, glorious. And then

946
00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:44,800
Speaker 1: everyone realizes that they have an inn to doctor Cox,

947
00:53:44,920 --> 00:53:49,560
Speaker 1: and they all the interns begin wearing Detroit Red Wings jerseys,

948
00:53:49,640 --> 00:53:55,560
Speaker 1: including Gloria. Who's Who's whose problem? You know? They're all

949
00:53:55,560 --> 00:53:57,799
Speaker 1: hoping that doctor Cox will say nice things to them

950
00:53:57,840 --> 00:54:00,560
Speaker 1: after berating them in everything. And they want advice, and

951
00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:02,719
Speaker 1: they want and there, and they'll give them advice right,

952
00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:09,720
Speaker 1: some type of And Gloria's husband, her boyfriend, her boyfriend, sorry,

953
00:54:09,880 --> 00:54:17,799
Speaker 1: is BI curious and want her to pick out his lovers? Yes?

954
00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:20,520
Speaker 1: And she and she wants Cox's advice on how to

955
00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:23,919
Speaker 1: handle that, to on how to handle that situation. How

956
00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:26,560
Speaker 1: do you handle that? That's such a tough situation for Gloria.

957
00:54:26,719 --> 00:54:29,239
Speaker 1: I feel for her. I think that's a tough situation

958
00:54:29,280 --> 00:54:33,920
Speaker 1: for anyone. I would not want to be in that position,

959
00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:37,720
Speaker 1: because BI Curious doesn't just well, you are our resident

960
00:54:38,239 --> 00:54:42,200
Speaker 1: fluid person. Can you how you handle that situation? Well,

961
00:54:42,239 --> 00:54:44,439
Speaker 1: there's a lot of things happening in that. If you're

962
00:54:45,520 --> 00:54:48,360
Speaker 1: bi curious is a weird statement to me. You're either

963
00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:49,600
Speaker 1: by any may be like, well, I don't know if

964
00:54:49,640 --> 00:54:51,560
Speaker 1: I could, I'd see myself with this, okay, But if

965
00:54:51,600 --> 00:54:54,520
Speaker 1: you're like in a committed relationship, I don't. I personally

966
00:54:54,560 --> 00:54:56,480
Speaker 1: don't understand the reason to be like, oh well now

967
00:54:56,440 --> 00:54:58,279
Speaker 1: I need to try. It's not that different. It's just

968
00:54:58,320 --> 00:55:00,400
Speaker 1: another person. You have the same kind of relationship issues

969
00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:03,600
Speaker 1: you have with anybody. On the other hand, if you're like, hey,

970
00:55:03,640 --> 00:55:05,960
Speaker 1: I want to be um like Polly, or I'm looking

971
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:09,360
Speaker 1: to explore outside of this relationship, that's an entirely different conversation.

972
00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:12,120
Speaker 1: I don't think Polly existed back then, though. That's that's

973
00:55:12,280 --> 00:55:15,160
Speaker 1: that's that's fair. I don't think using the words that

974
00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:18,160
Speaker 1: they had, especially you know, um, I imagine her partner

975
00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:21,840
Speaker 1: is also at an advanced age. Why do you assume

976
00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:26,320
Speaker 1: that that's? Why couldn't Why couldn't Gloria Rock a twenty

977
00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:30,120
Speaker 1: year old? She could? She could. Gloria's got it going on,

978
00:55:30,200 --> 00:55:32,400
Speaker 1: She's becoming a doctor. She got that snappy hair. I

979
00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:35,759
Speaker 1: wonder why Gloria's Yeah, and finally Gloria's really gone to

980
00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:41,200
Speaker 1: med school at seventy or whatever she is. Um, why

981
00:55:41,239 --> 00:55:46,480
Speaker 1: do you think gloria boyfriend wants her to choose the

982
00:55:46,719 --> 00:55:50,279
Speaker 1: subjects for his by curiosity? I was less guilty. Yeah,

983
00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:53,920
Speaker 1: because he doesn't have to take any responsibility. Well, then

984
00:55:53,920 --> 00:55:56,279
Speaker 1: maybe Gloria is going to sabotage you and pick someone

985
00:55:56,320 --> 00:55:59,600
Speaker 1: who doesn't look like a good lover. Who knows that

986
00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:02,000
Speaker 1: get caught up. Then you find out like, oh no,

987
00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:06,920
Speaker 1: they're amazing, right. Gloria also also dates Leonard. So and

988
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:12,720
Speaker 1: he's not old, he's young. You know that's right? Sha, God,

989
00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:15,120
Speaker 1: you're so good, you're like scrubs wiki. So I think

990
00:56:15,120 --> 00:56:18,560
Speaker 1: that I think that I think that this. I think

991
00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:23,120
Speaker 1: we can assume safely that, um, this relationship that Glory

992
00:56:23,239 --> 00:56:25,720
Speaker 1: is in now must end. And then she gets together

993
00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:30,440
Speaker 1: with Leonard. Yes, Now what happens that j D finds

994
00:56:30,440 --> 00:56:35,719
Speaker 1: out that Cox is giving advice to interns. Who, oh

995
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:39,200
Speaker 1: my god, that was so funny. This whoe g darn

996
00:56:39,360 --> 00:56:43,440
Speaker 1: piss This run is hilarious. Him running in and seeing

997
00:56:43,560 --> 00:56:48,640
Speaker 1: Cox sitting down with Rex with Rex right, and he says,

998
00:56:48,680 --> 00:56:53,839
Speaker 1: look at you in your biracial love fest, and he goes,

999
00:56:53,840 --> 00:56:55,840
Speaker 1: you know what, and port Rex has nothing to do

1000
00:56:55,880 --> 00:56:57,160
Speaker 1: with any of it. But then he's like, you know

1001
00:56:57,160 --> 00:56:59,120
Speaker 1: what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna give you back the pencil,

1002
00:56:59,160 --> 00:57:01,719
Speaker 1: and Cox is like, what pencil? The pencil from that

1003
00:57:01,760 --> 00:57:05,200
Speaker 1: you gave me on the third day I was here,

1004
00:57:07,160 --> 00:57:09,200
Speaker 1: Oh my god, when I pulled that tiny pencil off

1005
00:57:09,239 --> 00:57:12,279
Speaker 1: from maham my ear, I laughed so hard. That's one

1006
00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:14,360
Speaker 1: of the biggest laughs of season five to me, that

1007
00:57:14,440 --> 00:57:16,520
Speaker 1: that little pencils behind my ear the whole time, the

1008
00:57:16,560 --> 00:57:21,240
Speaker 1: whole time. Not only that, not only that you point

1009
00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:24,200
Speaker 1: to an intern, you go, whatever this guy's name is,

1010
00:57:24,320 --> 00:57:27,840
Speaker 1: and Cox goes, oh, that's Leslie, and then that pisses

1011
00:57:27,880 --> 00:57:38,320
Speaker 1: you off even whatever Leslie, great Leslie, Leslie out her

1012
00:57:38,360 --> 00:57:44,160
Speaker 1: whole body and he comes running back in Leslie. Oh

1013
00:57:44,240 --> 00:57:47,440
Speaker 1: my god. I laughed so hard at that that me

1014
00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:49,920
Speaker 1: being so mad Hi. It reminded me of Quirky and

1015
00:57:49,920 --> 00:57:52,960
Speaker 1: waiting for Goffman Christopher guests, because I was like, remember

1016
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:54,720
Speaker 1: when he's like he goes to try and get a

1017
00:57:54,720 --> 00:57:57,760
Speaker 1: bigger budget for the musical than I'm just gonna bite

1018
00:57:57,800 --> 00:58:01,560
Speaker 1: my pillow. Yeah, and he goes tiny thirty thousand dollars

1019
00:58:01,920 --> 00:58:04,800
Speaker 1: and they're like, the entire budget for the town is

1020
00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:08,280
Speaker 1: thirty thousand dollars and that and that includes swimming. Well,

1021
00:58:08,280 --> 00:58:13,080
Speaker 1: there's no swimming in my show. Your bastard people, I

1022
00:58:13,120 --> 00:58:16,360
Speaker 1: hate you and your ass spaces. I'm gonna go home

1023
00:58:16,360 --> 00:58:22,680
Speaker 1: and bite my pillow. And I one of the greatest

1024
00:58:22,720 --> 00:58:25,439
Speaker 1: scenes in cinema history. And I feel like I'm I'm

1025
00:58:25,600 --> 00:58:40,440
Speaker 1: channeling Quirky here. I am so gnecause all right, right,

1026
00:58:40,480 --> 00:58:43,440
Speaker 1: what did they give? They give the four what we

1027
00:58:43,480 --> 00:58:48,280
Speaker 1: call our four co stars, Nurse Roberts, the janitor, Ted,

1028
00:58:48,360 --> 00:58:54,680
Speaker 1: and the todd Yeah, piss because Carla did Kelso's work

1029
00:58:54,680 --> 00:58:57,040
Speaker 1: and told them all no, yes, And then we hear

1030
00:58:57,120 --> 00:58:59,280
Speaker 1: Koyana Scotts again. Is that how you say it? That

1031
00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:04,280
Speaker 1: the song that's when the janitor's ever giving his when

1032
00:59:04,280 --> 00:59:06,640
Speaker 1: that's when the janitor is giving his evil eye, And

1033
00:59:06,720 --> 00:59:10,280
Speaker 1: so they give the death stare and she can't take it,

1034
00:59:10,320 --> 00:59:12,920
Speaker 1: and she's like, please, I don't want you guys mad

1035
00:59:12,960 --> 00:59:14,960
Speaker 1: at me? Is there anything I can do to stop?

1036
00:59:16,440 --> 00:59:20,080
Speaker 1: And and the lawyer says, yes, we want tickets to

1037
00:59:20,120 --> 00:59:24,360
Speaker 1: the Latin Grammys. Because they think and she's like and

1038
00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:26,640
Speaker 1: she's like, I can't get your tickets to the Latin Grammys,

1039
00:59:26,880 --> 00:59:29,400
Speaker 1: and and they're like, oh, come on, you gotta know somebody.

1040
00:59:29,520 --> 00:59:32,160
Speaker 1: And she's like, I can't, Elliott tell them, And even

1041
00:59:32,160 --> 00:59:36,760
Speaker 1: Elliot's like, come on, Carlin, I know you know somebody

1042
00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:40,760
Speaker 1: that can they want tickets to the Latin Grammy's A

1043
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Speaker 1: and B. It's so they assume Carla knows someone because

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00:59:45,280 --> 00:59:50,800
Speaker 1: she's his fantic right where the janitor gets mad at

1045
00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:59,280
Speaker 1: ted for not giving the evil eye sad what about

1046
00:59:59,320 --> 01:00:02,440
Speaker 1: when when they when Todd? When Todd explains how he

1047
01:00:02,560 --> 01:00:06,000
Speaker 1: channeled his evil eye, he says, yeah, I just thought

1048
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:15,760
Speaker 1: about flat boobies and it made me mad. I'm telling

1049
01:00:15,760 --> 01:00:18,320
Speaker 1: you every other sentence and this fucking episode is a joke.

1050
01:00:20,320 --> 01:00:24,000
Speaker 1: And then all those cargo pants that they put Keith in, right,

1051
01:00:24,160 --> 01:00:26,360
Speaker 1: So they do that, and Cox comes in and we

1052
01:00:26,400 --> 01:00:29,520
Speaker 1: realize that Cox and Keith have on the same outfit yahn.

1053
01:00:29,640 --> 01:00:31,880
Speaker 1: Right after we realize that, here comes JD with the

1054
01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:36,360
Speaker 1: callback to call back the joke that Cox is being

1055
01:00:36,440 --> 01:00:39,320
Speaker 1: nice to intern nice interns, right, So this is the

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01:00:39,360 --> 01:00:42,240
Speaker 1: best part of the show to me. The end of

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01:00:42,280 --> 01:00:49,560
Speaker 1: this episode when Kelso is talking to Carla about why

1058
01:00:49,680 --> 01:00:52,600
Speaker 1: he's sad and it's not just because of Baxter, and

1059
01:00:52,640 --> 01:00:55,840
Speaker 1: it's not because his son shows up to his fiftieth

1060
01:00:55,880 --> 01:01:02,080
Speaker 1: birthday with freshly pierced nipples and barely legal Filipino boy

1061
01:01:02,160 --> 01:01:11,280
Speaker 1: named Pogo. Oh man, this son, Harrison has been so

1062
01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:15,280
Speaker 1: much stress for Kelso. Oh my gosh, dude, dude. But

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01:01:15,320 --> 01:01:18,280
Speaker 1: then after that he goes on to create a play.

1064
01:01:19,160 --> 01:01:21,000
Speaker 1: The play is the best thing I've ever heard of him.

1065
01:01:21,760 --> 01:01:23,880
Speaker 1: Plays already happened. No, this is before, this is his

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01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:29,680
Speaker 1: fiftieth birthday, birthday, this was years ago. It's like ten

1067
01:01:29,760 --> 01:01:35,040
Speaker 1: years ago. I really would like someone to just outline

1068
01:01:35,280 --> 01:01:37,880
Speaker 1: if we had an intern here at Fake Doctors, I

1069
01:01:37,880 --> 01:01:40,400
Speaker 1: would have them goes through all the episodes and give

1070
01:01:40,440 --> 01:01:43,240
Speaker 1: me all the things that Harrison has done to Kelso

1071
01:01:45,160 --> 01:01:47,040
Speaker 1: and to get back at him. And I would like

1072
01:01:47,120 --> 01:01:52,040
Speaker 1: to donald to do an acclaymation animation video of Oh

1073
01:01:52,080 --> 01:01:54,960
Speaker 1: my God. I would love to do that. I would

1074
01:01:54,960 --> 01:01:57,120
Speaker 1: love to do a stage I would love to do

1075
01:01:57,160 --> 01:02:00,400
Speaker 1: a claymation stage performance of Doctor Dad. That would be

1076
01:02:00,440 --> 01:02:02,280
Speaker 1: the best thing, Oh my god. And then have them

1077
01:02:02,320 --> 01:02:03,960
Speaker 1: go to the wings and make out and then make

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01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:06,880
Speaker 1: out with it and then make out. He comes off

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01:02:06,920 --> 01:02:10,560
Speaker 1: stage and flowding so happy for him, and they just

1080
01:02:10,600 --> 01:02:13,160
Speaker 1: start making out. Yeah, I would love Oh yeah, do

1081
01:02:13,280 --> 01:02:15,320
Speaker 1: that in your next animation. You can do with legos.

1082
01:02:15,440 --> 01:02:20,160
Speaker 1: Done Lego, it's lego, Lego, lego. I know everyone's been

1083
01:02:20,200 --> 01:02:22,760
Speaker 1: adding me about this guy's I get it. I'm sorry.

1084
01:02:22,800 --> 01:02:25,000
Speaker 1: You're right, Donald's right. You don't have to tag me

1085
01:02:25,040 --> 01:02:30,400
Speaker 1: in your it's lego fucking memes. I get it. I

1086
01:02:30,440 --> 01:02:35,320
Speaker 1: will never use the plural of legos again, the plural,

1087
01:02:36,680 --> 01:02:41,920
Speaker 1: the plural of legoa. You know what? The you know what.

1088
01:02:42,040 --> 01:02:43,880
Speaker 1: The best surprise at the end of the show is

1089
01:02:43,880 --> 01:02:46,040
Speaker 1: something that's a reveal that I never knew in nine

1090
01:02:46,120 --> 01:02:50,320
Speaker 1: years of doing scrubs. What's that Nurse Roberts loves apple

1091
01:02:50,320 --> 01:02:53,080
Speaker 1: Teeny's Yeah, I did see that too. That was kind

1092
01:02:53,080 --> 01:02:56,560
Speaker 1: of cool. Thanks for a teening girl. Yeah, and the

1093
01:02:56,640 --> 01:03:00,520
Speaker 1: janitor still wants Latin Grammy tickets, right, Latin Grammy tickets

1094
01:03:00,600 --> 01:03:06,440
Speaker 1: or bust. She goes, I'll tell you the nominations, I

1095
01:03:06,480 --> 01:03:09,680
Speaker 1: think right there. She asks him what category and he

1096
01:03:09,720 --> 01:03:14,880
Speaker 1: says Miami reggaetone, which is hilarious because they didn't they

1097
01:03:14,880 --> 01:03:17,840
Speaker 1: didn't do that until like last year, like an official

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01:03:17,880 --> 01:03:21,640
Speaker 1: reggaetone category at the Latin Really. Yeah, I didn't know that.

1099
01:03:21,760 --> 01:03:28,000
Speaker 1: Really that is forever though, that's crazy. Reggaetone has been around,

1100
01:03:28,040 --> 01:03:31,960
Speaker 1: fat but that sho been around since I was a kid. Yeah,

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01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:34,560
Speaker 1: I might, I might get that wrong, but I'm pretty

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01:03:34,600 --> 01:03:35,840
Speaker 1: sure it was last year. It was like a whole

1103
01:03:35,880 --> 01:03:38,960
Speaker 1: big controversy because none of the reggaeton artists got nominated

1104
01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:41,760
Speaker 1: for the like the Big Awards, and everyone said, what

1105
01:03:41,760 --> 01:03:43,840
Speaker 1: what the hell? It is like the most streamed music

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01:03:43,880 --> 01:03:50,120
Speaker 1: on the planet. Yes, but it doesn't have Bunny J

1107
01:03:50,280 --> 01:03:53,440
Speaker 1: Balvin all that, But it doesn't necessarily have the reggae

1108
01:03:53,920 --> 01:03:57,080
Speaker 1: beat to it though, like you know what I mean. Yeah,

1109
01:03:57,400 --> 01:04:00,600
Speaker 1: bad Bunny does like like uh like his is more hitting,

1110
01:04:00,640 --> 01:04:04,240
Speaker 1: like in leads, like in rap you have like trap music. Yeah,

1111
01:04:04,360 --> 01:04:08,360
Speaker 1: that's that's what he's doing for He's the best man.

1112
01:04:08,480 --> 01:04:12,120
Speaker 1: I love bad Man. I don't know one thing he says,

1113
01:04:12,160 --> 01:04:19,160
Speaker 1: except for when he says that man, you know Coulo phenomenon.

1114
01:04:19,320 --> 01:04:22,520
Speaker 1: You know, I just feel it. Baby, I owe my

1115
01:04:22,960 --> 01:04:25,360
Speaker 1: daughters in the backseat singing that shit. She has no

1116
01:04:25,400 --> 01:04:28,560
Speaker 1: idea what he's saying. But it sounds so good. I

1117
01:04:28,600 --> 01:04:34,840
Speaker 1: need Donald, I need Donald singing phenomenon. It's such a

1118
01:04:34,880 --> 01:04:39,480
Speaker 1: good song. Baby, I have a guest. Come on, we're

1119
01:04:39,480 --> 01:04:41,800
Speaker 1: gonna take a break. We'll be right back after these words,

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01:04:47,440 --> 01:04:51,200
Speaker 1: and we're bad back. I wish I could show Zach

1121
01:04:51,400 --> 01:04:55,600
Speaker 1: my coolo hole because he needs a dick off camera

1122
01:04:56,120 --> 01:04:59,800
Speaker 1: and radio, implying to the audience that I was a

1123
01:05:00,080 --> 01:05:02,600
Speaker 1: York to you during the commercial break, Yes, you were,

1124
01:05:02,800 --> 01:05:08,240
Speaker 1: and I watched you while we have a second to cyclops,

1125
01:05:08,440 --> 01:05:13,280
Speaker 1: is that a term balloon? Not? Yeah, loaf cutter. You

1126
01:05:13,360 --> 01:05:16,720
Speaker 1: ever looked into the eye of a cyclops? Quota breeze? Oh?

1127
01:05:16,960 --> 01:05:20,000
Speaker 1: I hope not? What's your favorite? Um AMA's term the

1128
01:05:20,200 --> 01:05:27,919
Speaker 1: sides balloon, not the cyclops? Okay, I've never heard that. Never.

1129
01:05:28,200 --> 01:05:32,400
Speaker 1: It's my one eye, it's my one eye area, okay.

1130
01:05:33,360 --> 01:05:36,600
Speaker 1: Um I wanted to on that note, shout out Sha

1131
01:05:36,960 --> 01:05:40,320
Speaker 1: Shaye tell everyone if you if you've never heard Shade before,

1132
01:05:40,800 --> 01:05:43,520
Speaker 1: we love Shade because he's very smart and very popular

1133
01:05:43,560 --> 01:05:47,600
Speaker 1: on Twitter. Um but also he wrote a series of

1134
01:05:47,720 --> 01:05:51,880
Speaker 1: essays on Scrubs. That's how I originally found Shay because

1135
01:05:52,600 --> 01:05:56,320
Speaker 1: he is an incredible writer. And Shay tell everyone now

1136
01:05:56,440 --> 01:06:00,480
Speaker 1: how to find your essays on scrubs. They are all

1137
01:06:00,760 --> 01:06:05,080
Speaker 1: It's available on a website called halfway books dot com.

1138
01:06:05,200 --> 01:06:07,880
Speaker 1: They're awesome. Half Are you Are you working on anything

1139
01:06:07,960 --> 01:06:12,000
Speaker 1: right now? Uh? No, I have the rap I mean

1140
01:06:12,040 --> 01:06:13,680
Speaker 1: the I have the new rap book that comes out

1141
01:06:13,720 --> 01:06:18,320
Speaker 1: in at the end of October. So nice, let's plug that. Yeah,

1142
01:06:18,320 --> 01:06:21,120
Speaker 1: it's called Hip Hop and Other Things. It's the third

1143
01:06:21,120 --> 01:06:23,360
Speaker 1: book in my Little and Other Things series that I've done,

1144
01:06:23,920 --> 01:06:26,919
Speaker 1: and so I'm like in holding pattern putting. The book

1145
01:06:26,960 --> 01:06:28,520
Speaker 1: has been done for a couple of months. It's getting

1146
01:06:28,520 --> 01:06:31,200
Speaker 1: printed now, so now I just wait until that comes out.

1147
01:06:31,880 --> 01:06:34,280
Speaker 1: This is why I could feel I could lose you

1148
01:06:34,320 --> 01:06:38,160
Speaker 1: said Halfway Books, Shay. Yeah, halfway books dot com, halfway

1149
01:06:38,200 --> 01:06:39,760
Speaker 1: books dot com. This is why I feel like I

1150
01:06:39,800 --> 01:06:45,360
Speaker 1: could lose Donald, to say, because Shay's interests are scrubs,

1151
01:06:46,160 --> 01:06:55,400
Speaker 1: M basketball, yep, rap music, M being a father, M y.

1152
01:06:55,720 --> 01:06:58,640
Speaker 1: I gotta ask your questions. I gotta talk about do

1153
01:06:58,680 --> 01:07:01,160
Speaker 1: you talk about what's going on right now in rap music?

1154
01:07:01,200 --> 01:07:04,440
Speaker 1: And like, how you know it's a young I mean

1155
01:07:04,480 --> 01:07:06,400
Speaker 1: it's I guess it's always been a young man's game.

1156
01:07:06,440 --> 01:07:08,200
Speaker 1: But now how all of the great to kind of

1157
01:07:09,160 --> 01:07:11,720
Speaker 1: up there now, you know what I mean? And who

1158
01:07:11,720 --> 01:07:15,040
Speaker 1: are the new greats? Like, I mean, the obvious is

1159
01:07:15,120 --> 01:07:18,360
Speaker 1: Drake obviously because he's did you like his new album

1160
01:07:18,400 --> 01:07:22,400
Speaker 1: Don't Drake? Yeah, it's fire Man. He's just it's he's

1161
01:07:22,440 --> 01:07:24,640
Speaker 1: always he has a song out. It seems like every

1162
01:07:24,640 --> 01:07:26,360
Speaker 1: week though, you know what I mean. It's like he's

1163
01:07:26,520 --> 01:07:30,120
Speaker 1: always and that's why he's the best rapper right now,

1164
01:07:30,120 --> 01:07:32,000
Speaker 1: because there's never a moment in time where he doesn't

1165
01:07:32,040 --> 01:07:34,439
Speaker 1: have music out, you know what I mean. I feel

1166
01:07:34,480 --> 01:07:38,440
Speaker 1: like like Kendrick is coming. I can't wait. I can't wait,

1167
01:07:38,880 --> 01:07:45,440
Speaker 1: Family ties, He's coming back. He said everybody's dying. I'm

1168
01:07:45,480 --> 01:07:49,520
Speaker 1: coming back outside Everybody's dead. Yeah, I love him. It's

1169
01:07:49,520 --> 01:07:52,919
Speaker 1: but you know, it's like, do you do you dive

1170
01:07:52,960 --> 01:07:55,040
Speaker 1: into that? You know? Other than that, I'm gonna be

1171
01:07:55,120 --> 01:07:56,840
Speaker 1: honest with you, I'm not really up on what hip

1172
01:07:56,840 --> 01:08:00,600
Speaker 1: hop is, you know, other than Drake, Kanye can drink Lamar.

1173
01:08:01,600 --> 01:08:04,560
Speaker 1: I mean, I know about the baby because of what

1174
01:08:04,600 --> 01:08:07,280
Speaker 1: he said, but I knew about I knew about him

1175
01:08:07,280 --> 01:08:09,320
Speaker 1: before that. I mean, I feel like he made dual Lipa.

1176
01:08:10,480 --> 01:08:12,600
Speaker 1: You only know about the baby because of Dua Lipa.

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01:08:13,280 --> 01:08:15,800
Speaker 1: I know about I knew about the baby before Dua Lipa,

1178
01:08:15,880 --> 01:08:19,000
Speaker 1: but that's the only reason. Okay, well, I think that

1179
01:08:19,080 --> 01:08:21,599
Speaker 1: song is a hit because she got an American artist

1180
01:08:21,720 --> 01:08:24,599
Speaker 1: on it and he freaking represented. Other than that, she'd

1181
01:08:24,600 --> 01:08:28,000
Speaker 1: just be a Yuro, she'd be a Euro. Well that's

1182
01:08:28,040 --> 01:08:31,400
Speaker 1: most personally. I like that was my bomb for the

1183
01:08:31,439 --> 01:08:34,520
Speaker 1: whole year. I know because the baby was on it.

1184
01:08:34,479 --> 01:08:38,599
Speaker 1: It is the greatest and the baby seem talking about

1185
01:08:38,800 --> 01:08:41,800
Speaker 1: don'm talking about the baby. I'm just well, he's apologized,

1186
01:08:41,800 --> 01:08:44,200
Speaker 1: he's in, he's in the new he's trying to fix that.

1187
01:08:44,439 --> 01:08:46,559
Speaker 1: You don't know much. He didn't know much about it,

1188
01:08:46,960 --> 01:08:51,200
Speaker 1: all right, Joel, let's bring in whomever you've curated. Please

1189
01:08:51,280 --> 01:08:54,400
Speaker 1: be a penis doctor. It's not a penis doctor, but

1190
01:08:54,439 --> 01:08:58,679
Speaker 1: it is our first repeat fan call. Yeah, sex couple,

1191
01:09:00,240 --> 01:09:04,240
Speaker 1: sex couple. Not yet, they're coming, They're coming. When Zack's

1192
01:09:04,320 --> 01:09:07,680
Speaker 1: mom was on, Christina was here and she got some

1193
01:09:07,720 --> 01:09:10,680
Speaker 1: great advice from Zack's mom. And because of some of

1194
01:09:10,680 --> 01:09:12,720
Speaker 1: the stuff that happened, we got some new info. We

1195
01:09:12,800 --> 01:09:19,400
Speaker 1: got a college. It talks to you know, like a

1196
01:09:19,479 --> 01:09:26,559
Speaker 1: ball maybe talking about the episode. So come on, Joe,

1197
01:09:26,760 --> 01:09:32,120
Speaker 1: let's get the show, ladies and gentlemen, give it up

1198
01:09:32,160 --> 01:09:40,559
Speaker 1: for Christian time. Hi, Christina, the only thing, the only

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01:09:40,560 --> 01:09:42,519
Speaker 1: thing I could ever want from a caller is for

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01:09:42,560 --> 01:09:45,519
Speaker 1: her to say that my mother somehow helped her. So

1201
01:09:45,640 --> 01:09:47,800
Speaker 1: is that is that true? Did my mom? Did my

1202
01:09:47,840 --> 01:09:51,160
Speaker 1: mom's advice help you? It did? It really did, And

1203
01:09:51,200 --> 01:09:53,760
Speaker 1: I think it helped me in ways that I can

1204
01:09:54,400 --> 01:09:57,680
Speaker 1: pass along to my clients too. So um, thank you

1205
01:09:57,720 --> 01:09:59,840
Speaker 1: all so much taling me be on here. But yeah,

1206
01:10:00,680 --> 01:10:03,040
Speaker 1: her advice was just spot on. It was great. Great.

1207
01:10:03,040 --> 01:10:05,200
Speaker 1: We'll remind our audiences who might not have heard that

1208
01:10:05,240 --> 01:10:07,280
Speaker 1: episode what you asked my mom and what and what

1209
01:10:07,400 --> 01:10:10,559
Speaker 1: she said and what's happened. Okay, my mom, for those

1210
01:10:10,600 --> 01:10:12,519
Speaker 1: of you who don't know, as a child psychologist, well

1211
01:10:12,520 --> 01:10:15,160
Speaker 1: a psychologist for lots of ages, but also specializes in

1212
01:10:15,240 --> 01:10:18,400
Speaker 1: children and um, and my mom was a guest on

1213
01:10:18,439 --> 01:10:22,000
Speaker 1: our show when Christina was a calling guest, and my

1214
01:10:22,080 --> 01:10:24,680
Speaker 1: mom gave her some advice. So go ahead, Christina. You

1215
01:10:24,720 --> 01:10:26,400
Speaker 1: know what's funny, I'm going to change my name on

1216
01:10:26,439 --> 01:10:28,920
Speaker 1: here to Chrissy because I just go by Chrissy and

1217
01:10:29,400 --> 01:10:31,840
Speaker 1: my full name I use it for court, I use

1218
01:10:31,960 --> 01:10:36,160
Speaker 1: zoom for I'm sorry. Let me ladies and gentlemen, give

1219
01:10:36,200 --> 01:10:42,680
Speaker 1: it up for Chrissie. Okay, Chrissy, go ahead. I just

1220
01:10:42,720 --> 01:10:46,800
Speaker 1: wanted an extra Oprah voice. But no, Um, your mom

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01:10:46,920 --> 01:10:52,680
Speaker 1: was talking about specifically her book The Falling Downtime. Yea um,

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01:10:52,920 --> 01:10:56,160
Speaker 1: and you know that divorce The Falling Downtime, by the way,

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01:10:56,240 --> 01:11:01,320
Speaker 1: is available on Amazon. It's very very helpful for guiding

1224
01:11:02,040 --> 01:11:06,320
Speaker 1: a young child through your divorce and helping them explain

1225
01:11:07,520 --> 01:11:10,160
Speaker 1: what's going on. Sorry, Chris, you go ahead. No, that's

1226
01:11:10,160 --> 01:11:12,519
Speaker 1: all right, and it's I think it's really important because

1227
01:11:12,960 --> 01:11:15,200
Speaker 1: I'm also a divorce attorney. So I think that was

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01:11:15,320 --> 01:11:17,960
Speaker 1: kind of my my angle. I used to try to

1229
01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:21,000
Speaker 1: get Joel's interest. I said, you know, I'm a diverse attorney.

1230
01:11:21,160 --> 01:11:23,599
Speaker 1: I'm also going through my own divorce. I have kids.

1231
01:11:24,320 --> 01:11:27,120
Speaker 1: It's rough. COVID was rough. A lot of people were,

1232
01:11:27,600 --> 01:11:29,880
Speaker 1: you know, struggling in their relationships and things like that.

1233
01:11:30,040 --> 01:11:37,280
Speaker 1: Did COVID increase your clientele? Yes, you know, the only

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01:11:37,320 --> 01:11:39,080
Speaker 1: the only one of the only businesses that did really

1235
01:11:39,160 --> 01:11:42,360
Speaker 1: well divorce attorneys. Yeah, I got it. I got a

1236
01:11:42,400 --> 01:11:44,760
Speaker 1: new job and everything. I've had a bigger firm. I mean,

1237
01:11:44,800 --> 01:11:49,040
Speaker 1: it's like crazy, I gotta raise. She goes, I gotta

1238
01:11:49,080 --> 01:11:52,680
Speaker 1: line I got to line out the door. Yeah, but

1239
01:11:52,760 --> 01:11:55,000
Speaker 1: you know with that comes a lot of people who

1240
01:11:55,040 --> 01:11:57,120
Speaker 1: come in, and there were people. For a while I

1241
01:11:57,160 --> 01:11:59,200
Speaker 1: was turning away. I was saying, you know what, it's

1242
01:11:59,280 --> 01:12:04,080
Speaker 1: COVID core. It's just fighting because you're men together. But

1243
01:12:04,160 --> 01:12:06,479
Speaker 1: let's be honest, there are some lines that you just

1244
01:12:06,520 --> 01:12:09,960
Speaker 1: can't cross. And that's that's kind of what happens to

1245
01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:12,439
Speaker 1: some people. So this is a great TV show. By

1246
01:12:12,439 --> 01:12:14,519
Speaker 1: the way, Joell, this is one you should pitch. She's

1247
01:12:14,520 --> 01:12:19,479
Speaker 1: a divorce attorney going through her own divorce. Yes, yeah, well,

1248
01:12:19,880 --> 01:12:23,639
Speaker 1: Joell can pitch the shit out of this. Have a show.

1249
01:12:24,280 --> 01:12:27,519
Speaker 1: Did you c have a show called The Good Wife

1250
01:12:27,600 --> 01:12:33,240
Speaker 1: that is similar? That's politics, Yeah, that was politics. First

1251
01:12:33,240 --> 01:12:35,759
Speaker 1: of all, don't suck up Joelle's fucking money train. Okay,

1252
01:12:35,840 --> 01:12:39,800
Speaker 1: first off, and first off, I'm sorry, but Joelle and

1253
01:12:39,880 --> 01:12:43,000
Speaker 1: Chrissie I can already see Joelle and Chrissy pitching this

1254
01:12:43,080 --> 01:12:47,759
Speaker 1: to ABC. Go ahead, sorry, Chrissy, go ahead. That's all right. So, um,

1255
01:12:48,720 --> 01:12:51,599
Speaker 1: the advice that your mom gave me was, you know,

1256
01:12:51,920 --> 01:12:54,679
Speaker 1: when my kids are crying for dad, because that happens

1257
01:12:54,720 --> 01:12:57,160
Speaker 1: because their dad's a good dad. He loves them, they

1258
01:12:57,200 --> 01:13:01,800
Speaker 1: love him. I'm like, I'm lucky. That's good. Um. When

1259
01:13:01,840 --> 01:13:05,400
Speaker 1: they are in that situation and I want to be like, well,

1260
01:13:05,439 --> 01:13:09,040
Speaker 1: what's wrong? You know, tell me everything. She said, it's

1261
01:13:09,080 --> 01:13:11,519
Speaker 1: not about that, it's about being there for them when

1262
01:13:11,560 --> 01:13:14,759
Speaker 1: they're sad. It's you know, it's really none of my business,

1263
01:13:14,880 --> 01:13:17,280
Speaker 1: first of all, unless there's something bad going on. And

1264
01:13:17,560 --> 01:13:20,240
Speaker 1: don't assume there's something bad going on, and there's you know,

1265
01:13:20,280 --> 01:13:22,599
Speaker 1: if they're missing their dad, nothing bad is going on

1266
01:13:22,640 --> 01:13:25,200
Speaker 1: at dad's house. They like dad's house because he doesn't

1267
01:13:25,240 --> 01:13:27,960
Speaker 1: have the bedtime that I have, you know, but there's

1268
01:13:27,960 --> 01:13:30,599
Speaker 1: a difference. It's not one's not better, ones not worse.

1269
01:13:30,720 --> 01:13:33,880
Speaker 1: And um, she really put it in perspective for me

1270
01:13:33,960 --> 01:13:36,360
Speaker 1: that kids just need to have someone who's there for

1271
01:13:36,400 --> 01:13:40,120
Speaker 1: them when they're upset. It doesn't matter why they're upset.

1272
01:13:40,200 --> 01:13:42,800
Speaker 1: And you know, it doesn't matter whether you ask them

1273
01:13:42,800 --> 01:13:45,960
Speaker 1: directly what is you know, what's the problem, or if

1274
01:13:45,960 --> 01:13:49,040
Speaker 1: you ask them more generally are you okay? Um, just

1275
01:13:49,120 --> 01:13:51,800
Speaker 1: that you're there. And I thought that was so comforting,

1276
01:13:52,160 --> 01:13:55,040
Speaker 1: and so I do. I have a copy of The

1277
01:13:55,080 --> 01:13:58,680
Speaker 1: Falling Downtime. I love it for my clients and I

1278
01:13:58,760 --> 01:14:02,040
Speaker 1: you know, share it. Oh my god, Chrissy, if you

1279
01:14:02,120 --> 01:14:04,800
Speaker 1: had a Zoom coffee table in your waiting room, you

1280
01:14:04,800 --> 01:14:07,559
Speaker 1: could just display them on there. I know that's well,

1281
01:14:07,600 --> 01:14:09,240
Speaker 1: and I tell them about it. I'll sell it more

1282
01:14:09,320 --> 01:14:11,479
Speaker 1: this way, but I'll just send them a link. But yeah,

1283
01:14:11,840 --> 01:14:14,240
Speaker 1: you know, what have you found that it's been helpful

1284
01:14:14,479 --> 01:14:17,880
Speaker 1: to clients that you have, Yes, because people need that

1285
01:14:17,920 --> 01:14:20,320
Speaker 1: perspective when they're going through a divorce. They need to

1286
01:14:20,320 --> 01:14:25,680
Speaker 1: realize that this, whether or not you had a you know,

1287
01:14:25,960 --> 01:14:29,240
Speaker 1: bad breakup or just you fell out of love, your

1288
01:14:29,320 --> 01:14:31,320
Speaker 1: kid is going to go through something that was no

1289
01:14:31,360 --> 01:14:34,000
Speaker 1: fault of their own at all, and you know, they

1290
01:14:34,040 --> 01:14:37,800
Speaker 1: need to understand that there's something that your children are

1291
01:14:37,800 --> 01:14:41,439
Speaker 1: going to be dealing with, you know, and you are

1292
01:14:41,520 --> 01:14:44,760
Speaker 1: partially responsible. I'm dealing with it still at forty six

1293
01:14:44,880 --> 01:14:48,320
Speaker 1: years old. I just drove through my hometown yesterday and

1294
01:14:49,120 --> 01:14:51,479
Speaker 1: it was very emotional because my parents, you know, when

1295
01:14:51,479 --> 01:14:54,400
Speaker 1: I was a young child, they went through a divorce

1296
01:14:54,439 --> 01:14:57,519
Speaker 1: that was very hard for me. And it's just amazing

1297
01:14:57,520 --> 01:15:02,080
Speaker 1: that it's still emotional as I'm driving these streets this

1298
01:15:02,200 --> 01:15:04,559
Speaker 1: many years later. And I was about eight years old

1299
01:15:04,600 --> 01:15:08,679
Speaker 1: when they got divorced, so I'm I age to remember

1300
01:15:08,720 --> 01:15:10,840
Speaker 1: it too, and you're yeah, you're not so young that

1301
01:15:10,880 --> 01:15:13,280
Speaker 1: you don't remember. You know what. I'm gonna be honest

1302
01:15:13,320 --> 01:15:15,280
Speaker 1: with you guys. You guys have convinced me I'm gonna

1303
01:15:15,320 --> 01:15:24,720
Speaker 1: do it. Divorce casey. I'm gonna do it right now?

1304
01:15:24,920 --> 01:15:27,960
Speaker 1: Is it because of the way you guys have talked

1305
01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:32,120
Speaker 1: about this and how you've glorified it. I am down,

1306
01:15:32,320 --> 01:15:35,439
Speaker 1: I am I think my kids will be My kids

1307
01:15:35,479 --> 01:15:38,519
Speaker 1: will be fine. I am aware of this now. And

1308
01:15:38,880 --> 01:15:42,479
Speaker 1: dollars you spend on your attorney. I have to tell you.

1309
01:15:43,040 --> 01:15:45,439
Speaker 1: Donald's been down the road by the way. He's joking. Well, Chrissy,

1310
01:15:45,560 --> 01:15:49,599
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call you because you will do it pro bono,

1311
01:15:49,640 --> 01:15:51,640
Speaker 1: because we put you on a show twice and promoted you,

1312
01:15:51,840 --> 01:16:00,760
Speaker 1: and so Donald Donald broke man. I was living off

1313
01:16:00,760 --> 01:16:03,080
Speaker 1: the casey, y'all. Don't don't get it twisted. Don't get

1314
01:16:03,080 --> 01:16:06,040
Speaker 1: it twisted. I was gonna say. One of the other

1315
01:16:06,080 --> 01:16:09,120
Speaker 1: funny things that Joel and I realized was I've written

1316
01:16:09,120 --> 01:16:12,040
Speaker 1: into this show a couple of times now and back

1317
01:16:12,040 --> 01:16:16,600
Speaker 1: when when things were good with the previous administration. My

1318
01:16:16,720 --> 01:16:19,680
Speaker 1: ex that's what I call him. Um. I thought you

1319
01:16:19,680 --> 01:16:25,599
Speaker 1: were talking about the previous administration. No, things were good.

1320
01:16:27,040 --> 01:16:30,559
Speaker 1: When X call him names, that's why we call him

1321
01:16:30,600 --> 01:16:32,760
Speaker 1: the previous administration. Oh that's good. By the way. By

1322
01:16:32,760 --> 01:16:34,920
Speaker 1: the way, by the way, you're giving a good jokey

1323
01:16:35,080 --> 01:16:37,519
Speaker 1: point is that one thing that's that you're doing is

1324
01:16:37,560 --> 01:16:40,160
Speaker 1: not talking shit about your ex in front of your kids,

1325
01:16:40,200 --> 01:16:42,679
Speaker 1: which I think is I don't know much about divorce.

1326
01:16:42,920 --> 01:16:46,080
Speaker 1: My parents were really good about that. They I know

1327
01:16:46,160 --> 01:16:47,960
Speaker 1: that they couldn't stand each other at the end, but

1328
01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:50,439
Speaker 1: they were My mom knew my dad was a good dad,

1329
01:16:50,880 --> 01:16:54,040
Speaker 1: and she did a very good job of not talking

1330
01:16:54,080 --> 01:16:56,559
Speaker 1: shit about him, and he never said a negative word

1331
01:16:56,600 --> 01:17:00,120
Speaker 1: about her to us. I'm glad to hear it. That's

1332
01:17:00,120 --> 01:17:03,479
Speaker 1: really important to me. And Um, one thing hard, it's hard,

1333
01:17:03,800 --> 01:17:06,439
Speaker 1: very hard, because you know, well, that's why I go

1334
01:17:06,479 --> 01:17:08,679
Speaker 1: to therapy. I talked whatever I need to talk about

1335
01:17:08,720 --> 01:17:10,840
Speaker 1: that with her, and then I don't have to bother

1336
01:17:10,880 --> 01:17:12,920
Speaker 1: my friends or my family with that either, you know,

1337
01:17:13,040 --> 01:17:17,000
Speaker 1: and and so um, But the funny thing is my ex,

1338
01:17:17,439 --> 01:17:22,280
Speaker 1: my kid's dad. Um, he is Mexican American. He is

1339
01:17:22,400 --> 01:17:25,880
Speaker 1: very proud of his culture and heritage. And I'm white,

1340
01:17:25,920 --> 01:17:27,880
Speaker 1: So I don't know a lot of those things. I

1341
01:17:27,960 --> 01:17:30,559
Speaker 1: try to learn some Spanish. But one thing that we

1342
01:17:30,640 --> 01:17:37,200
Speaker 1: both really loved was she Serrano. Oh my gosh, it's funny.

1343
01:17:38,680 --> 01:17:40,559
Speaker 1: This would be a great time to pay that music.

1344
01:17:40,560 --> 01:17:51,160
Speaker 1: You guys said, you like the Spanish music. Yesgae, but

1345
01:17:51,520 --> 01:17:53,840
Speaker 1: it is It's just so funny when you have something

1346
01:17:53,840 --> 01:17:56,559
Speaker 1: that you like and that you're ex to, the thing,

1347
01:17:56,600 --> 01:17:59,719
Speaker 1: the thing that you're when you're ex After everything fell apart,

1348
01:17:59,800 --> 01:18:07,439
Speaker 1: the one thing that you still connected on was Sha Serrano.

1349
01:18:07,960 --> 01:18:13,080
Speaker 1: That in Hamilton. Wow, Shay, look at that. The marriage

1350
01:18:13,120 --> 01:18:15,400
Speaker 1: is hanging on by a thread. The marriage is hanging

1351
01:18:15,400 --> 01:18:17,360
Speaker 1: on by the fingernails, and and the a and the

1352
01:18:17,400 --> 01:18:24,479
Speaker 1: fingernails are you as me and Lynn Manuel together? But

1353
01:18:24,600 --> 01:18:27,240
Speaker 1: you know, it's like you like what you like and

1354
01:18:27,400 --> 01:18:30,920
Speaker 1: you can't. I don't throw out all that with you know,

1355
01:18:30,960 --> 01:18:33,320
Speaker 1: there's always good Well, listen when you guys are when

1356
01:18:33,360 --> 01:18:36,200
Speaker 1: you guys are in a place where you can chat

1357
01:18:36,240 --> 01:18:38,519
Speaker 1: again and you're I mean, I know you're talking about

1358
01:18:38,520 --> 01:18:39,920
Speaker 1: the kid, but when you're in a better place and

1359
01:18:39,960 --> 01:18:42,439
Speaker 1: there's been more healing, you could say, hey, do you

1360
01:18:42,439 --> 01:18:47,760
Speaker 1: want to get together and just chat about Shae Serrano exactly? Well,

1361
01:18:47,760 --> 01:18:49,479
Speaker 1: I could say to just see what shape tweeted, you know,

1362
01:18:49,520 --> 01:18:54,360
Speaker 1: because we need to small talk again, right, small talk, um, Chrissy.

1363
01:18:54,600 --> 01:18:56,880
Speaker 1: I recall you were just dipping your toe into the

1364
01:18:56,960 --> 01:18:59,720
Speaker 1: dating waters last time. How has that been going? How

1365
01:18:59,720 --> 01:19:05,160
Speaker 1: about does this answer your question? I just hold up

1366
01:19:05,160 --> 01:19:08,559
Speaker 1: a teaky necklace. Everybody go on, So that mean somebody

1367
01:19:08,560 --> 01:19:13,880
Speaker 1: else has the other yes, Oh my goodness, y'all. Never

1368
01:19:13,960 --> 01:19:17,519
Speaker 1: guess where the other one is. It's in this very

1369
01:19:17,600 --> 01:19:22,800
Speaker 1: small town called guard Grave, England. And this guy you're

1370
01:19:22,840 --> 01:19:26,600
Speaker 1: an Anglo file I know, I know the type. Do

1371
01:19:26,840 --> 01:19:29,040
Speaker 1: you do? You know what I'm talking about? And it's

1372
01:19:29,080 --> 01:19:32,559
Speaker 1: so lovely. They drink tea. So how did you meet

1373
01:19:32,680 --> 01:19:35,559
Speaker 1: um this fellow? Well, I have to say thank you

1374
01:19:35,640 --> 01:19:39,360
Speaker 1: because you fixed my life, like really fixed it. Because

1375
01:19:39,640 --> 01:19:42,800
Speaker 1: you're welcome, Christy, You're welcome. You're welcome. He heard me

1376
01:19:42,840 --> 01:19:46,240
Speaker 1: on the pod. He heard you on the podcast. That's incredible,

1377
01:19:46,400 --> 01:19:48,760
Speaker 1: and he tracked you down. He split it to my

1378
01:19:48,840 --> 01:19:56,640
Speaker 1: d Oh my god. He was a gentleman. Obviously, he

1379
01:19:56,720 --> 01:19:59,920
Speaker 1: was such a gentleman. And he's so cute and he's

1380
01:20:00,040 --> 01:20:06,719
Speaker 1: so sweet. Look at this birthday card. Oh you guys,

1381
01:20:06,800 --> 01:20:11,160
Speaker 1: I'm getting emotional. We bought a couple together. Oh my god,

1382
01:20:11,200 --> 01:20:13,120
Speaker 1: if you get married, can we can be alive on

1383
01:20:13,160 --> 01:20:19,360
Speaker 1: our show speaker Joel, She said yes to don't rush Chrissie.

1384
01:20:19,479 --> 01:20:22,120
Speaker 1: There's no run I know that's what everyone's telling. But

1385
01:20:22,200 --> 01:20:24,559
Speaker 1: if you can do it before we end season nine

1386
01:20:24,600 --> 01:20:28,599
Speaker 1: of the show. It was a great season nine final,

1387
01:20:33,280 --> 01:20:39,240
Speaker 1: say only fools Russian? Right? You know what? Martin and

1388
01:20:39,280 --> 01:20:42,719
Speaker 1: I knew Donald would be the more voice of reason

1389
01:20:42,840 --> 01:20:47,160
Speaker 1: in that. Yes, well, Donald's been been been married and

1390
01:20:47,240 --> 01:20:51,479
Speaker 1: she shut the fuck up. I said, you've been married before.

1391
01:20:51,560 --> 01:20:53,640
Speaker 1: I know where you're going with this. No, you're no

1392
01:20:53,720 --> 01:20:56,200
Speaker 1: way you know not to rush in. I'm not. There's

1393
01:20:56,200 --> 01:21:00,320
Speaker 1: nothing prudent about me. I know prude. I give it

1394
01:21:00,400 --> 01:21:05,400
Speaker 1: up every time every time she asked, whoa, No, you're good.

1395
01:21:05,680 --> 01:21:12,559
Speaker 1: It's nobody's son, Camarino. I guess handsome. Vivo is over? Okay,

1396
01:21:12,600 --> 01:21:17,120
Speaker 1: do you want to right? That's that movie? Yeah? Vivo?

1397
01:21:17,600 --> 01:21:19,720
Speaker 1: It's so good. Do you want to restart it so

1398
01:21:19,760 --> 01:21:24,000
Speaker 1: we can continue talking about your love life? Yeah? Do

1399
01:21:24,000 --> 01:21:25,840
Speaker 1: you want to go watch it again? Yes? It was

1400
01:21:25,880 --> 01:21:30,160
Speaker 1: so good. Vivo? Yes, go down there. I haven't seen Vivo, Donald,

1401
01:21:30,200 --> 01:21:33,320
Speaker 1: have you I've not seen? Is it good? So good.

1402
01:21:33,360 --> 01:21:38,160
Speaker 1: I'm putting it back on. Okay, I am so excited

1403
01:21:38,240 --> 01:21:41,120
Speaker 1: that we did this. Wait just wait a second, Wait,

1404
01:21:42,000 --> 01:21:44,720
Speaker 1: it's down downstairs. I turned it on again. See do

1405
01:21:44,760 --> 01:21:48,920
Speaker 1: you hear it? Oh? He ran out that movie, wasn't me.

1406
01:21:50,479 --> 01:21:53,320
Speaker 1: I'm gonna watch that tonight, Joelle, have you watched that movie?

1407
01:21:58,160 --> 01:22:00,160
Speaker 1: That is well, that was the best add for that

1408
01:22:00,200 --> 01:22:01,920
Speaker 1: movie because that kid ran out of the room. All

1409
01:22:01,960 --> 01:22:08,200
Speaker 1: right now. Um wait, I'm just so proud of us Donald.

1410
01:22:08,320 --> 01:22:14,920
Speaker 1: We created whole humble. Okay, Oh, you should be very proud.

1411
01:22:15,120 --> 01:22:17,519
Speaker 1: This guy has been a lifelong stub stand like me.

1412
01:22:18,040 --> 01:22:20,840
Speaker 1: Oh that's great too. We both have been listening and

1413
01:22:20,880 --> 01:22:23,200
Speaker 1: he's a gentleman. He treats you guys. Have you guys,

1414
01:22:23,280 --> 01:22:26,280
Speaker 1: have you guys with COVID going on? Have you guys?

1415
01:22:26,479 --> 01:22:29,120
Speaker 1: Has he made a trip to wherever you are? Or

1416
01:22:29,160 --> 01:22:31,559
Speaker 1: have you made a trip to wherever he is? I

1417
01:22:31,600 --> 01:22:35,960
Speaker 1: am going in two three weeks? Oh my god? And

1418
01:22:36,040 --> 01:22:40,920
Speaker 1: he he ask your question? He can't him. Are you

1419
01:22:40,960 --> 01:22:43,120
Speaker 1: staying with him? Are you staying by yourself? Are you

1420
01:22:43,160 --> 01:22:45,559
Speaker 1: staying in a hotel? Well, here's the lucky thing. I

1421
01:22:45,640 --> 01:22:47,880
Speaker 1: have a good question. I have a cousin who lives

1422
01:22:47,880 --> 01:22:50,879
Speaker 1: in London. Oh good, good, okay, good, I have a

1423
01:22:50,960 --> 01:22:53,040
Speaker 1: get out of jail free car. You know I can

1424
01:22:53,680 --> 01:22:56,040
Speaker 1: if he turns out to be some crazy guy who

1425
01:22:56,120 --> 01:22:58,719
Speaker 1: just has a cast fetish and like, you know whatever.

1426
01:22:59,160 --> 01:23:01,439
Speaker 1: But he's not, I'm going to stay with him as

1427
01:23:01,520 --> 01:23:03,840
Speaker 1: much as I can because I right, well, yeah, but

1428
01:23:03,880 --> 01:23:05,439
Speaker 1: you do want to You do want to put your

1429
01:23:05,439 --> 01:23:08,559
Speaker 1: bags down in your cousin's house and make sure that

1430
01:23:08,600 --> 01:23:11,680
Speaker 1: you got your cousin with you. She's great and she

1431
01:23:11,840 --> 01:23:15,120
Speaker 1: and good friends. We lived together for a little bit once,

1432
01:23:15,200 --> 01:23:18,280
Speaker 1: so I mean I'm close with her. Okay, good, if

1433
01:23:18,320 --> 01:23:21,240
Speaker 1: it goes well, and make sure she brings the mace

1434
01:23:21,479 --> 01:23:23,840
Speaker 1: and taser, Justin. I don't think they can have a

1435
01:23:23,880 --> 01:23:27,000
Speaker 1: taser in London. Well bring them mace, Justin Kashaw got

1436
01:23:27,080 --> 01:23:30,600
Speaker 1: to run. Bring me. No disrespect, No disrespect to you

1437
01:23:30,600 --> 01:23:33,760
Speaker 1: a new man, No disrespect, bro, No disrespect is. But

1438
01:23:33,880 --> 01:23:36,559
Speaker 1: you know it's gonna happen. Is you're gonna meet at

1439
01:23:36,600 --> 01:23:39,200
Speaker 1: a bar or restaurant. Hub. No, she's going and staying

1440
01:23:39,200 --> 01:23:41,840
Speaker 1: with him, and she's going to stay with him. She said,

1441
01:23:41,880 --> 01:23:44,080
Speaker 1: she's staying with him. Look at her nodding. No, she's

1442
01:23:44,120 --> 01:23:47,240
Speaker 1: staying with the cousin. She's staying with him and her

1443
01:23:47,240 --> 01:23:50,840
Speaker 1: cousin's the backup, just in case I have to say

1444
01:23:50,840 --> 01:23:55,280
Speaker 1: what I would say to my parents. Chris, you're staying

1445
01:23:55,280 --> 01:24:01,160
Speaker 1: with your cousin. Yeah, she is. She waits, she faked well.

1446
01:24:01,200 --> 01:24:04,120
Speaker 1: I don't know. She's going to get some time, Chrissy,

1447
01:24:04,439 --> 01:24:07,479
Speaker 1: Go get you some, Chris, go for yours. I'm on

1448
01:24:07,520 --> 01:24:09,640
Speaker 1: that boat with you. I'm on that boat with you

1449
01:24:09,680 --> 01:24:13,439
Speaker 1: to London. I'm living vicariously through you and Donald. Calm down,

1450
01:24:13,600 --> 01:24:15,680
Speaker 1: just kidding. I don't know. You're more excited. You're more

1451
01:24:15,720 --> 01:24:19,280
Speaker 1: giddy about this than Chrissy. Is new love, baby, It's

1452
01:24:18,560 --> 01:24:22,960
Speaker 1: fun enough. New love is amazing, Chrissy. Um, I have

1453
01:24:23,000 --> 01:24:26,600
Speaker 1: a question, Um, how often do you guys FaceTime? Is

1454
01:24:26,600 --> 01:24:30,080
Speaker 1: it like an everyday thing? Zach? We talk every day

1455
01:24:30,160 --> 01:24:33,320
Speaker 1: and we are on zoom dates like once or twice

1456
01:24:33,320 --> 01:24:35,240
Speaker 1: a week, Like I have a date to sit down

1457
01:24:35,280 --> 01:24:38,360
Speaker 1: and talk and you have dinner. We baked muffins ones,

1458
01:24:38,640 --> 01:24:44,400
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Joel muffins. We have a dance party. Ed. Yeah,

1459
01:24:45,240 --> 01:24:47,120
Speaker 1: this is what kind of music does he like? What

1460
01:24:47,200 --> 01:24:49,679
Speaker 1: kind of music does he like? Cocktail? Okay, he likes

1461
01:24:49,720 --> 01:24:52,200
Speaker 1: all the good stuff. He likes all the kind of

1462
01:24:52,200 --> 01:24:57,360
Speaker 1: stuff that you guys like. We have a playlist. We'll

1463
01:24:57,400 --> 01:24:59,280
Speaker 1: get some if you don't like, no, bad bunny, we

1464
01:24:59,320 --> 01:25:05,840
Speaker 1: got a problem. Yeah Spanish Donald knows Shay. Then I'm

1465
01:25:05,840 --> 01:25:07,559
Speaker 1: gonna tell you when I was when I when I

1466
01:25:07,640 --> 01:25:09,960
Speaker 1: was a waiter, my best friends were the bus boys

1467
01:25:10,080 --> 01:25:14,679
Speaker 1: and they were all Mexican, Mexican fellows who didn't speak

1468
01:25:14,760 --> 01:25:17,120
Speaker 1: much English, and I didn't speak in Spanish, and so

1469
01:25:17,160 --> 01:25:18,960
Speaker 1: all I would pick up was the ship that they

1470
01:25:18,960 --> 01:25:21,800
Speaker 1: would yell at me and they would be like, rappy

1471
01:25:21,840 --> 01:25:29,920
Speaker 1: do pinch away. They would call them cock is skeleton right? Yeah? Yeah?

1472
01:25:29,920 --> 01:25:32,080
Speaker 1: And then and then I had a bad I had

1473
01:25:32,120 --> 01:25:34,160
Speaker 1: bad posture. I'd be sitting there and they and they go,

1474
01:25:34,240 --> 01:25:38,960
Speaker 1: pinche cameo rappy doll, CAMEO is camel. They'd be like,

1475
01:25:39,000 --> 01:25:45,680
Speaker 1: come on, camel, hurry up. Mean like I like that

1476
01:25:45,720 --> 01:25:50,240
Speaker 1: they called skeleton man, they called you the fucking skeleton.

1477
01:25:50,520 --> 01:25:54,080
Speaker 1: But we were we we loved each other. We were

1478
01:25:54,120 --> 01:25:56,120
Speaker 1: cracking up. We would it was. It was. It was

1479
01:25:56,160 --> 01:25:59,879
Speaker 1: one of those awesome relationships where we didn't really understand

1480
01:26:00,040 --> 01:26:04,680
Speaker 1: each other, but we fucking laughed harder than ever, you

1481
01:26:04,680 --> 01:26:06,040
Speaker 1: know what I mean, when you work in a restaurant,

1482
01:26:06,080 --> 01:26:08,040
Speaker 1: you know, like when ship hits the fan and you're

1483
01:26:08,040 --> 01:26:10,479
Speaker 1: just like buried, and like you just had to laugh

1484
01:26:10,520 --> 01:26:11,880
Speaker 1: at a certain point. And this was like a fan

1485
01:26:11,960 --> 01:26:13,360
Speaker 1: you know, I've told the story of Ze Times was a

1486
01:26:13,320 --> 01:26:16,360
Speaker 1: a fancy restaurant everything. You just have a Saturday night

1487
01:26:16,400 --> 01:26:18,639
Speaker 1: at prime time, you just have to laugh, like, all right,

1488
01:26:19,280 --> 01:26:21,680
Speaker 1: every table is gonna be mad because X y Z

1489
01:26:21,840 --> 01:26:26,360
Speaker 1: just happened. You just have to giggle. Anyway, would not

1490
01:26:26,439 --> 01:26:32,280
Speaker 1: be the way. Yeah, I don't know, Shay, I'm gonna

1491
01:26:32,400 --> 01:26:34,240
Speaker 1: let you say if this is true or not. But

1492
01:26:35,240 --> 01:26:39,200
Speaker 1: the Hispanic culture busting people's chops a lot, right, I mean,

1493
01:26:39,200 --> 01:26:42,439
Speaker 1: you're always trying to kind of look fun at people

1494
01:26:42,560 --> 01:26:44,400
Speaker 1: took fun at each other. I don't know if that's

1495
01:26:44,680 --> 01:26:47,559
Speaker 1: that's such a generalization. My ex's family was that way. Well,

1496
01:26:47,680 --> 01:26:50,040
Speaker 1: I think that's American culture too, because that's all Donald

1497
01:26:50,160 --> 01:26:52,400
Speaker 1: I do too. Well, yeah, that's true, that's true. Yeah,

1498
01:26:52,400 --> 01:26:54,679
Speaker 1: but I think it was definitely those words that would

1499
01:26:54,720 --> 01:26:57,160
Speaker 1: come in they I can't remember anything they used to

1500
01:26:57,200 --> 01:26:59,960
Speaker 1: call me, but oh yeah, a little wilder, that's wilder.

1501
01:27:01,479 --> 01:27:04,840
Speaker 1: All right. We should probably begin to end the show, um, right,

1502
01:27:04,880 --> 01:27:07,880
Speaker 1: because it's gone along. Yes, do you have another fixure?

1503
01:27:07,920 --> 01:27:09,400
Speaker 1: I don't think she needs another fix your life? What

1504
01:27:09,400 --> 01:27:12,880
Speaker 1: else we fixed your life? Yeah? Go ahead. I I

1505
01:27:12,960 --> 01:27:17,519
Speaker 1: just think, you know, this relationship it's so far fetched.

1506
01:27:17,560 --> 01:27:20,280
Speaker 1: I get it, you know, but it is for real.

1507
01:27:20,640 --> 01:27:24,960
Speaker 1: It's bringing you. Nobody thinks it's far fetched, Chrissy. Nobody thinks.

1508
01:27:25,000 --> 01:27:27,160
Speaker 1: Fact that you found the fact that you found love

1509
01:27:27,200 --> 01:27:28,920
Speaker 1: the way you found love is a great thing, and

1510
01:27:28,920 --> 01:27:30,880
Speaker 1: the fact that we're a part of it makes us

1511
01:27:30,920 --> 01:27:33,840
Speaker 1: feel great about going to officiate the wedding. We're just

1512
01:27:33,880 --> 01:27:39,640
Speaker 1: trying to make sure that you protect yourself before you

1513
01:27:39,760 --> 01:27:42,759
Speaker 1: riggidy wreck yourself because you don't know. I mean, granted,

1514
01:27:42,800 --> 01:27:45,040
Speaker 1: you guys have a lot of conversation online and stuff

1515
01:27:45,080 --> 01:27:48,559
Speaker 1: like that, but you know, we just had so much

1516
01:27:48,560 --> 01:27:50,320
Speaker 1: in common with how much we love the show and

1517
01:27:50,360 --> 01:27:52,559
Speaker 1: all the music from it and all that. That's great.

1518
01:27:52,760 --> 01:27:54,559
Speaker 1: And listen, all I want to say is, Chrissy, I

1519
01:27:54,600 --> 01:27:57,920
Speaker 1: really remember this. You're lit up. You know, you're really

1520
01:27:57,960 --> 01:27:59,640
Speaker 1: lit up, and that's all we want. We want to

1521
01:27:59,640 --> 01:28:01,880
Speaker 1: bring you to be very happy for that. And I'm

1522
01:28:01,960 --> 01:28:03,800
Speaker 1: very happy that I was a part of I'm very

1523
01:28:03,800 --> 01:28:05,760
Speaker 1: happy that I was a part of your connection, your

1524
01:28:05,800 --> 01:28:08,680
Speaker 1: love connection. We're so happy that you found someone. And

1525
01:28:08,720 --> 01:28:11,400
Speaker 1: who knows, you know, this could be something serious or not.

1526
01:28:11,479 --> 01:28:14,000
Speaker 1: Who cares. The fact is that you're putting yourself out

1527
01:28:14,040 --> 01:28:18,120
Speaker 1: there and you're and you did it all during COVID

1528
01:28:18,240 --> 01:28:21,160
Speaker 1: and that's great and we're very very happy for you. Oh,

1529
01:28:21,400 --> 01:28:23,639
Speaker 1: thank you so much. It's been it's been really cool.

1530
01:28:23,720 --> 01:28:25,680
Speaker 1: I mean, it was like I said when I was

1531
01:28:25,720 --> 01:28:27,200
Speaker 1: on the first time, it's like, oh, it's a dream

1532
01:28:27,200 --> 01:28:29,560
Speaker 1: come true. But then like, actually, this guy, he's a

1533
01:28:29,640 --> 01:28:33,839
Speaker 1: dream come true. He's just and it's just so funny,

1534
01:28:33,920 --> 01:28:36,760
Speaker 1: you know that we met this way, and it's not

1535
01:28:36,800 --> 01:28:38,639
Speaker 1: like everybody. It's not like I had more than one

1536
01:28:38,680 --> 01:28:42,360
Speaker 1: person who was like, you know, looking at me that way.

1537
01:28:42,400 --> 01:28:44,640
Speaker 1: It was just more this guy, he was like, I

1538
01:28:44,680 --> 01:28:48,519
Speaker 1: really just thought you had a very interesting story. And

1539
01:28:48,520 --> 01:28:50,200
Speaker 1: then more we got to know each other. It was

1540
01:28:50,240 --> 01:28:53,040
Speaker 1: just kind of meant to be. So this is great.

1541
01:28:53,560 --> 01:28:56,880
Speaker 1: Listen if if it does work out, I'm just saying,

1542
01:28:56,920 --> 01:28:59,960
Speaker 1: if it does, who knows, it would be a really

1543
01:29:00,280 --> 01:29:04,559
Speaker 1: great podcast finale for us. If Donald and I could marry,

1544
01:29:05,439 --> 01:29:08,080
Speaker 1: now you had a time, because that would be after

1545
01:29:08,160 --> 01:29:12,000
Speaker 1: season nine and we're only on five or more maybe

1546
01:29:12,040 --> 01:29:14,320
Speaker 1: probably that's probably about two years from now. So if

1547
01:29:14,320 --> 01:29:17,559
Speaker 1: he doesn't, I never did in the Mass, we did

1548
01:29:17,560 --> 01:29:20,040
Speaker 1: this over a year. Yeah, maybe it would be probably

1549
01:29:20,080 --> 01:29:24,240
Speaker 1: two years. Yeah, see how it coached. Even if we

1550
01:29:24,479 --> 01:29:27,080
Speaker 1: even if we could, maybe we'll just um do your

1551
01:29:27,120 --> 01:29:29,760
Speaker 1: commitment ceremony or you know what we'll do, Donald, I

1552
01:29:29,840 --> 01:29:32,160
Speaker 1: just won't ever get licensed, and so it'll be total

1553
01:29:32,200 --> 01:29:35,160
Speaker 1: bullshit and so it'll just be for everyone to enjoy,

1554
01:29:35,240 --> 01:29:39,160
Speaker 1: but it won't really mean anything. Well it's a practice, Yeah,

1555
01:29:39,160 --> 01:29:41,080
Speaker 1: it'll be we'll do the practice from we'll do the

1556
01:29:41,160 --> 01:29:45,200
Speaker 1: audition for you, audition if you were involved in any way,

1557
01:29:45,240 --> 01:29:47,320
Speaker 1: shape or form, even if you just sent us some

1558
01:29:47,479 --> 01:29:52,000
Speaker 1: kombucha to the wedding way, well, don't get ahead of yourself,

1559
01:29:52,080 --> 01:29:56,400
Speaker 1: but don't get And I love it and I I'm

1560
01:29:56,439 --> 01:30:00,880
Speaker 1: so happy, Chris, thank you so much. Thank you at

1561
01:30:00,920 --> 01:30:04,160
Speaker 1: least and please let Joel um know how how it

1562
01:30:04,200 --> 01:30:07,360
Speaker 1: goes in England. You're gonna love it over there. I

1563
01:30:08,720 --> 01:30:10,000
Speaker 1: I too, have had a lot of fun in that.

1564
01:30:10,280 --> 01:30:12,080
Speaker 1: I was gonna say I had so much. I wouldn't

1565
01:30:12,080 --> 01:30:14,240
Speaker 1: ask about that, but I'm sure you know flow. I'm

1566
01:30:14,240 --> 01:30:17,600
Speaker 1: not sure where she's from originally in England, Oxford, Oxford.

1567
01:30:18,520 --> 01:30:20,320
Speaker 1: I don't think you'll be spending much time up there,

1568
01:30:20,439 --> 01:30:23,800
Speaker 1: although I could give you lots of recommendations if you were.

1569
01:30:23,880 --> 01:30:26,800
Speaker 1: But anyway, you have a great time and um and

1570
01:30:26,920 --> 01:30:32,639
Speaker 1: please keep us abreast of your situation. I won't tell

1571
01:30:32,680 --> 01:30:35,479
Speaker 1: your mother I said hello and thank you. Yes, And

1572
01:30:35,560 --> 01:30:37,760
Speaker 1: the book is called The Falling Downtime For those of

1573
01:30:37,840 --> 01:30:41,439
Speaker 1: you who are going through a similar divorce. When you

1574
01:30:41,479 --> 01:30:45,280
Speaker 1: need to explain what's happening to young children, you're not hearing.

1575
01:30:45,320 --> 01:30:46,920
Speaker 1: You're just not only hearing it from a woman who

1576
01:30:46,960 --> 01:30:49,280
Speaker 1: went through divorced with children, but she's a divorce attorney

1577
01:30:49,320 --> 01:30:51,719
Speaker 1: and she recommends it. So I'm I know I'm biased,

1578
01:30:51,720 --> 01:30:54,439
Speaker 1: but take Chrissy's word for it. My mom's book, The

1579
01:30:54,520 --> 01:30:59,599
Speaker 1: Falling Downtime, written by a child psychologist, is on Amazon. Chris,

1580
01:30:59,600 --> 01:31:01,320
Speaker 1: you make you want to say before you go, I

1581
01:31:01,360 --> 01:31:04,000
Speaker 1: got well one more thing, you know. Shout out to Martin,

1582
01:31:04,520 --> 01:31:08,879
Speaker 1: my love and he is he's also a child of divorce,

1583
01:31:08,920 --> 01:31:12,519
Speaker 1: and I think if if he and some of mine

1584
01:31:12,600 --> 01:31:16,120
Speaker 1: Zach can can grow up to be these happy, healthy,

1585
01:31:16,200 --> 01:31:19,599
Speaker 1: well adjusted, successful men, that's all I can pray for

1586
01:31:19,600 --> 01:31:22,000
Speaker 1: for my kids. And so that's the kind of person

1587
01:31:22,080 --> 01:31:24,280
Speaker 1: I want them to be. So I'm going to She said,

1588
01:31:24,320 --> 01:31:27,519
Speaker 1: I was well adjusted. She don't know. She don't know

1589
01:31:27,560 --> 01:31:30,320
Speaker 1: you very well, bro, she doesn't know you meet my

1590
01:31:30,640 --> 01:31:33,280
Speaker 1: compliment asked, okay, take it. Take it. In that moment,

1591
01:31:33,320 --> 01:31:35,679
Speaker 1: I was well adjusted, and then it went away. Okay,

1592
01:31:35,680 --> 01:31:37,920
Speaker 1: well get adjust, get back adjusted. I am. I'm going

1593
01:31:37,920 --> 01:31:40,639
Speaker 1: to chiropractor next week. All right, Chrissy, thank you so much.

1594
01:31:40,920 --> 01:31:48,920
Speaker 1: We appreciate you. Thank you all baby that shah. You know,

1595
01:31:48,960 --> 01:31:50,680
Speaker 1: I would say the same thing to you, buddy. I

1596
01:31:50,720 --> 01:31:52,360
Speaker 1: would say the same thing to you if you were

1597
01:31:52,360 --> 01:31:54,320
Speaker 1: going someplace. I would say the same thing to all

1598
01:31:54,360 --> 01:31:56,559
Speaker 1: of you, if you were going someplace to meet somebody

1599
01:31:56,600 --> 01:31:59,800
Speaker 1: that you only met online. I would warn all of

1600
01:31:59,800 --> 01:32:02,280
Speaker 1: you that, of course, you know, to have a backup plan.

1601
01:32:02,320 --> 01:32:04,360
Speaker 1: I don't want anything, I don't think, to be honest,

1602
01:32:04,400 --> 01:32:07,200
Speaker 1: anyone out there to think, because she's going over there,

1603
01:32:07,280 --> 01:32:09,360
Speaker 1: that she needs to protect herself. This, by the way,

1604
01:32:09,400 --> 01:32:12,240
Speaker 1: I think every she should do. She's not going to

1605
01:32:12,320 --> 01:32:13,800
Speaker 1: listen to me because she made a joke that we

1606
01:32:13,840 --> 01:32:16,400
Speaker 1: were like being her parents. She should go plant down

1607
01:32:16,400 --> 01:32:18,680
Speaker 1: at the cousin's house and then go meet him at

1608
01:32:18,720 --> 01:32:20,960
Speaker 1: a restaurant like she's going on a normal date and

1609
01:32:21,000 --> 01:32:22,960
Speaker 1: if they click, like they're obviously going to click because

1610
01:32:22,960 --> 01:32:26,360
Speaker 1: they're facetiming all the time and probably having I imagine

1611
01:32:26,600 --> 01:32:30,160
Speaker 1: internet sex. Um, then just go home with them like

1612
01:32:30,200 --> 01:32:32,400
Speaker 1: you would on a normal date that goes well, but

1613
01:32:32,560 --> 01:32:34,519
Speaker 1: like go put your bags down at your cousin's house.

1614
01:32:34,560 --> 01:32:37,439
Speaker 1: That's what I would do. I agree with that. I

1615
01:32:37,439 --> 01:32:43,240
Speaker 1: would grown ass woman and do what she wants her life. Um.

1616
01:32:43,280 --> 01:32:46,080
Speaker 1: All right, Well that was the show. Check out all

1617
01:32:46,120 --> 01:32:49,280
Speaker 1: of Shay's writing at halfway books dot com. Shay, You're

1618
01:32:49,320 --> 01:32:52,599
Speaker 1: the best guest we ever have on I'll take it.

1619
01:32:52,600 --> 01:32:54,800
Speaker 1: It's a live but I'll take it. I noticed your

1620
01:32:54,840 --> 01:32:57,600
Speaker 1: Blood and Blood Out poster that you got up on

1621
01:32:57,640 --> 01:32:59,720
Speaker 1: the back. I'll tell you something right now, you got

1622
01:32:59,760 --> 01:33:01,760
Speaker 1: some I got some poison for the spider, but but

1623
01:33:01,840 --> 01:33:05,960
Speaker 1: for tomorrow. That right, there's one of my favorite movie,

1624
01:33:05,960 --> 01:33:07,679
Speaker 1: Blood and Blood Out. It's one of my favorite movies.

1625
01:33:07,800 --> 01:33:11,120
Speaker 1: Is about It's like Kate Kid, No it's not. It's

1626
01:33:11,160 --> 01:33:15,160
Speaker 1: about these three cousins, right, the three cousins, and one

1627
01:33:15,200 --> 01:33:17,320
Speaker 1: of them is an artist, one of them grows to

1628
01:33:17,320 --> 01:33:20,120
Speaker 1: become a cop, and the one that's the white one,

1629
01:33:20,160 --> 01:33:22,680
Speaker 1: the one that has so much to prove becomes a

1630
01:33:22,760 --> 01:33:26,640
Speaker 1: fucking felon dude, like a fucking a bad guy in

1631
01:33:26,680 --> 01:33:29,599
Speaker 1: the prison system. And it's such a fucking great movie.

1632
01:33:29,840 --> 01:33:32,719
Speaker 1: It was it wasn't It originally called Bound by Honor

1633
01:33:32,800 --> 01:33:34,400
Speaker 1: or something like that, and then they changed it to

1634
01:33:34,400 --> 01:33:37,000
Speaker 1: Blood and Blood. This is because this is one of

1635
01:33:37,040 --> 01:33:38,400
Speaker 1: the best. This is one of dopest movies. This is

1636
01:33:38,400 --> 01:33:41,960
Speaker 1: would introduced everybody to Benjamin Bratt too. Benjamin brattson this.

1637
01:33:41,960 --> 01:33:44,320
Speaker 1: This is one of the first movies before before he

1638
01:33:44,360 --> 01:33:47,960
Speaker 1: did Long Ordergram continues to overlap I love I love

1639
01:33:48,000 --> 01:33:50,400
Speaker 1: this so much, you have nobody else ever knows about

1640
01:33:50,400 --> 01:33:55,519
Speaker 1: this movie. Donald knows. The alternate title Dude, that was

1641
01:33:55,560 --> 01:33:57,200
Speaker 1: one of my jams man. We used to watch that

1642
01:33:57,200 --> 01:33:59,280
Speaker 1: ship back in the day, me and my buddy Sean Ellis.

1643
01:33:59,280 --> 01:34:01,080
Speaker 1: We used to watch that back in the day. It

1644
01:34:01,120 --> 01:34:03,200
Speaker 1: was because it was so dope and mostly because of

1645
01:34:03,320 --> 01:34:05,080
Speaker 1: been Brat, because he was so cool in this ship,

1646
01:34:05,160 --> 01:34:09,760
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Like dude he he plays

1647
01:34:10,120 --> 01:34:12,800
Speaker 1: He plays an undercover cop who kind of forgets about

1648
01:34:12,800 --> 01:34:15,519
Speaker 1: where he comes from. And the dude from Fame, Jesse

1649
01:34:15,680 --> 01:34:19,160
Speaker 1: from Fame, fucking reminds him of where he's from. Dude,

1650
01:34:19,160 --> 01:34:20,760
Speaker 1: it is one of the dopest movies. Man. Well, to

1651
01:34:20,800 --> 01:34:26,080
Speaker 1: make sure they never exchange Pea, because I really have

1652
01:34:26,160 --> 01:34:29,960
Speaker 1: a pang of jealousy in my heart. All right, everybody,

1653
01:34:29,960 --> 01:34:32,720
Speaker 1: thank you so much for tuning in. Um we love

1654
01:34:32,760 --> 01:34:36,599
Speaker 1: you very much. Be kind out there. It's rough, man. Wow,

1655
01:34:37,600 --> 01:34:40,880
Speaker 1: the earth is having a the powers that be and

1656
01:34:40,920 --> 01:34:43,519
Speaker 1: the Earth Mother Earth are are upset. Let's just leave

1657
01:34:43,560 --> 01:34:45,840
Speaker 1: it at that and be nice to each other. Be kind,

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01:34:46,040 --> 01:34:49,880
Speaker 1: be loving. It's so easy to be nice, and it's

1659
01:34:49,920 --> 01:34:52,639
Speaker 1: so easy to be kind. It's one of the easiest

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01:34:52,640 --> 01:34:55,120
Speaker 1: things to do. Mad. Think about all the energy you

1661
01:34:55,200 --> 01:34:57,360
Speaker 1: have to muster up to be a dick and to

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01:34:57,479 --> 01:34:59,640
Speaker 1: be mad and to be angry, and it could be

1663
01:34:59,680 --> 01:35:02,280
Speaker 1: his them all as holding the door for someone, or

1664
01:35:02,360 --> 01:35:06,439
Speaker 1: as as tiny as not writing the hateful tweet to

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01:35:06,479 --> 01:35:08,719
Speaker 1: someone that you were about to write. Just be kind.

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01:35:08,920 --> 01:35:10,960
Speaker 1: Let's this is rough out there for people, and people

1667
01:35:10,960 --> 01:35:13,320
Speaker 1: are are are struggling, and there's no reason for you

1668
01:35:13,400 --> 01:35:16,280
Speaker 1: not to be loving and kind. As the truck that

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01:35:16,360 --> 01:35:19,439
Speaker 1: passed me said on the back of it, be kind,

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01:35:19,600 --> 01:35:22,599
Speaker 1: be careful, be yourself, Shay, is there anything you want

1671
01:35:22,600 --> 01:35:25,640
Speaker 1: to say no. That's a perfect message to end on.

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01:35:25,800 --> 01:35:28,439
Speaker 1: I'm in a total agreement. Don't send me mean tweets,

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01:35:30,240 --> 01:35:36,440
Speaker 1: all right, don't counts out baby about you. We made

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01:35:37,479 --> 01:35:49,680
Speaker 1: about a bunch of docs and nurses stories. Sound yea

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01:35:55,640 --> 01:35:56,120
Speaker 1: mm hmm