Speaker 1: All right, your double dose on a Saturday. Welcome to
Speaker 1: the podcast and Jeffrey and we're just so glad you're here,
Speaker 1: really truly we are. And on Saturdays we always feature
Speaker 1: two classics back to back, so you get a little
Speaker 1: more bang for your buck, not that you're paying anything
Speaker 1: for this, You're getting a lot of bang for your bank,
Speaker 1: thank you.
Speaker 2: Okay, so what are our comments before we launch in?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Sean Spedding said, you guys should work seven days
Speaker 1: a week from a drunk Scotsman, so you know what.
Speaker 2: If you're not invited to his party anymore? Okay, yeah week.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sounds like he's at his own parties or drunk.
Speaker 1: I do love a good drunk Scotsman. All Right, your
Speaker 1: double second date classics start right now.
Speaker 3: Is it a green flag or a red flag if
Speaker 3: your date brings a pair of binoculars to the meet up?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that's always a red flag.
Speaker 1: Really, but that means they're not spying on you because
Speaker 1: you're right next to him.
Speaker 3: For me, it's a big red flag, but I'm bringing
Speaker 3: him to oh with a tub of country croc I said,
Speaker 3: it's a red flag. Yeah, totally, But for one of
Speaker 3: our listeners. It's a giant green flag because they both
Speaker 3: used them, not the butter, just the binoculars. And he
Speaker 3: claims what they were looking at was a magical experience
Speaker 3: that bonded them together for life. Who with a quote
Speaker 3: like that, you can understand why she's not texting him back.
Speaker 3: You're gonna find out what they did in your second
Speaker 3: date update coming up right after.
Speaker 5: This second date update.
Speaker 3: Sometimes you go out on a date and after you're
Speaker 3: not really sure if it went well or not. But
Speaker 3: other times you leave feeling like, even though you got
Speaker 3: arrested and taste, you hit that thing out of the park. Yeah,
Speaker 3: barely peed myself when the electrode went into my legs.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I feel pretty.
Speaker 5: Good about it.
Speaker 3: And we got an email from a guy who said
Speaker 3: this was definitely even though he thinks of himself as
Speaker 3: a boring guy, this was the most exciting date of
Speaker 3: his entire life ever.
Speaker 4: All smiles, and you can't stop exciting.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to hear what happened. You never get
Speaker 1: a call back?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you make it peaked, Mickey.
Speaker 3: What made the date so amazing for you?
Speaker 6: Well, I'll tell you what was so amazing about it
Speaker 6: is when we first started, we spotted an entire family
Speaker 6: of American gold finches.
Speaker 1: Old bird, you're a bird guy.
Speaker 3: Those are nice birds.
Speaker 6: Oh they're amazing. And it was like the first thing
Speaker 6: we saw and I was like, oh my god, oh.
Speaker 3: Not exactly what I thought you were going to say
Speaker 3: about why the date was amazing? Was there birds?
Speaker 1: Hey, you're a bird guy.
Speaker 7: Interesting?
Speaker 3: It caught me off guard.
Speaker 1: What was her excitement level at the golden finch family?
Speaker 3: American goldfinch?
Speaker 6: She seemed to be very interested, but it was even
Speaker 6: more amazing. The thing about this date is it kept
Speaker 6: on getting better because as we started walking away, I
Speaker 6: was really I had been for so long trying to spot, yes,
Speaker 6: a very rare bird that you would see around here,
Speaker 6: a cedar waxwing.
Speaker 1: Where is this date happening? Halfway through the day, I
Speaker 1: liked the little chuckle to himself in the middle of November.
Speaker 3: In the story, this all sounds very, very exciting, Mickey,
Speaker 3: and we want to hear more, but maybe we need
Speaker 3: to get a little context first, because we don't even
Speaker 3: know this woman's name yet. There is one birdwatcher going
Speaker 3: crazy on the text wall absolutely, so, what is your
Speaker 3: date's name?
Speaker 6: Tiffany.
Speaker 1: Okay, did you meet Tiffany on a bird watching forum?
Speaker 6: Well, no, I didn't meet her. I met her on
Speaker 6: a dating app. And you know, he was a nature lover,
Speaker 6: but she wasn't like a Twitter like me, which is
Speaker 6: you know what someone that watches birds is called twitcher.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's an official thing is called That's why it's
Speaker 4: called Twitter, or it was Twitter and it's a Twitter.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 8: I look at Google.
Speaker 1: It a tweaker.
Speaker 3: Those are the people that live behind your house in Idaho.
Speaker 7: Oh.
Speaker 1: I know that's what made me think of home.
Speaker 3: Okay, so you you met Tiffany on a dating app.
Speaker 3: How did you guys get to this bird family that
Speaker 3: you found?
Speaker 6: Well, we met up at a park and that's what
Speaker 6: it was so amazing about it is. You know, we
Speaker 6: start off with the American goldfinch family and then within
Speaker 6: twenty yards there's the seater wax wing and it was
Speaker 6: it was a perfect example the yellow belly that the
Speaker 6: agent of the rose colored chest.
Speaker 1: And wow, I hate to interrupt you.
Speaker 3: I hate that you interrupted too.
Speaker 1: No, But what I think is is cool about this
Speaker 1: is it it's really good to have a passion and
Speaker 1: to show a passion off to somebody like that can
Speaker 1: be a turn on, even if she's not a twitter.
Speaker 3: Right, What a useless comment. You interrupted his bird description
Speaker 3: to say.
Speaker 1: That, what else do you want to know about the
Speaker 1: yellow belly?
Speaker 9: No, tell us more, tell us more about the It
Speaker 9: was amazing because as soon as it saw us, it
Speaker 9: started the very distinctive that hind sin whistling troll that
Speaker 9: it does.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, can you give us a sample?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Did it sound like this?
Speaker 6: It's much higher pitch.
Speaker 5: I can't.
Speaker 1: Are you calling us to find the birds again? Or
Speaker 1: it sounds like it's made in season for the birds.
Speaker 3: I don't know, like it might be made a season
Speaker 3: in here soon if we keep talking about this.
Speaker 1: I mean it sounds like you were super into the birds.
Speaker 1: Were you able to connect with with Tiffany? Tiffany, good work.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I got birds on my mind.
Speaker 6: I think she was enjoying the nature walk and she
Speaker 6: looks great, I mean, so well into the into the
Speaker 6: background of nature that was right in front of us.
Speaker 3: It was amazing you described more about the nature behind her,
Speaker 3: and what she.
Speaker 1: Actually thought was a compliment.
Speaker 3: I do, she sihouetted, well against the beautiful backdrop.
Speaker 6: Well, we were talking about families and everything. But again,
Speaker 6: this is why I was saying, this was like the
Speaker 6: most incredible date I ever been on. As we started
Speaker 6: to talk about the families, I look up and there
Speaker 6: it is right in front of us, a rose breasted Ghostick.
Speaker 6: What you do not see these at this time of year?
Speaker 6: And it was right there and it was just fantastic.
Speaker 6: And I was like, this is amazing. If nature is
Speaker 6: assembling for you like that, that is a really good indicator.
Speaker 1: Pooped on me. I don't know.
Speaker 6: That's absolutely good luck.
Speaker 1: Approved my husband.
Speaker 3: This does have moments of romance in it at least.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the nature there together, there's passion that shared lasted bird.
Speaker 3: Yes, the birds are singing to each other and that's something.
Speaker 3: So how did this nature walk end?
Speaker 6: After a while, we went back to our cars and
Speaker 6: I gave her a nice little hug and talked about
Speaker 6: how great the day was. And what's really weird is
Speaker 6: I haven't heard back from her in about not a
Speaker 6: week or so. After we went on our walk, I
Speaker 6: went back to that area and the strangest thing was,
Speaker 6: I don't think I saw one bird at all the
Speaker 6: whole time I was out there. It was like the
Speaker 6: birds had come for us, and if she wasn't with me,
Speaker 6: they weren't going to come back.
Speaker 1: Maybe it was just you went a little bit too
Speaker 1: hard on the birds.
Speaker 3: Not possible. You can never get too hard on birds.
Speaker 4: No, definitely, guys, But she's an animal lover, so the
Speaker 4: birds also, I don't think could be the deal breaker.
Speaker 1: No, that's true, you know, And I'm gonna guess all
Speaker 1: his dating picks were of birds.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's tell her what's happened since then, and that
Speaker 3: the birds all missed them as a couple.
Speaker 8: All right, we're gonna the word jet.
Speaker 3: It is, and we're gonna do it with your second
Speaker 3: date update. But when we call her right after this, hold.
Speaker 5: On second date update.
Speaker 3: So if you're just tuning in for the second date update,
Speaker 3: you know that I'm a bird guy.
Speaker 8: We do.
Speaker 3: I appreciate a ruby throated nuthatch just like the rest
Speaker 3: of us, but not on the same level as Mickey,
Speaker 3: who recently took a woman named Tiffany out for a
Speaker 3: nice little nature hike date. And we heard a lot
Speaker 3: about the majestic rare birds that they saw during their
Speaker 3: walk together.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he like geeked out over him.
Speaker 4: I mean.
Speaker 5: He is a twitch.
Speaker 3: We didn't honestly, hear too much about Tiffany his date,
Speaker 3: but he claims that she really enjoyed the experience and
Speaker 3: he thought it was the best date that he has
Speaker 3: ever been on. More importantly, the birds agree. They ship
Speaker 3: their relationships so much that they haven't even reappeared at
Speaker 3: that park every time he's gone back, Dan.
Speaker 2: It was a sign. That's how you're taking it right.
Speaker 6: Well, of course nature is really in command of everything,
Speaker 6: and birds are basically their harborgers, and they're the best
Speaker 6: indicators of things that will happen in the future.
Speaker 3: No, that's great. This is a dating segment though, so
Speaker 3: we probably should get to the part where we call
Speaker 3: about the date.
Speaker 8: We don't know nothing about the date, like Tiffany and that's.
Speaker 1: She looked good in front of trees.
Speaker 7: You need to know.
Speaker 3: That's really good. But we're going to have you back
Speaker 3: on for Brook Jose and Alexis's podcast, so you can
Speaker 3: tell more about your bird experience out loud.
Speaker 1: You know, you can just take my spot on that one.
Speaker 2: You take over a.
Speaker 8: Bird hour on my stream. We have a whole hour.
Speaker 6: Oh I would love to.
Speaker 3: Okay, we're going to stay in touch for that, But
Speaker 3: let's call Tiffany in the meantime and ask her why
Speaker 3: she's not calling you back. So here we go. Hello, Hey,
Speaker 3: we're looking to talk with Tiffany.
Speaker 10: This is Tiffany who's calling.
Speaker 3: Hey Tiffany. My name is jeff and you're on a
Speaker 3: radio show right now. It's called Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 3: the Morning.
Speaker 8: Hello, there's more. There's actually four of us.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're gonna make me. Only half of this room
Speaker 3: is enthusiastic about making this called a thank you.
Speaker 1: We were just like listening. It's what people do that
Speaker 1: are polite in a conversation.
Speaker 11: Jeff, Wow, you guys found this octional.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you nailed it.
Speaker 3: That's what you get when you're listening to Brook and
Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 8: We put the fun in dysfunctional.
Speaker 1: We're not going to say that.
Speaker 3: So look, we're not just calling to waste your time.
Speaker 3: We're doing a segment called a second Date update because
Speaker 3: we hear that you went out on a date with
Speaker 3: one of our listeners named Mickey.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, Natures sounded delightful.
Speaker 3: M He said that it seemed like you were having
Speaker 3: a great time. Was that true?
Speaker 12: It was weird?
Speaker 6: This was really weird.
Speaker 3: Because he told us all about it, and for us
Speaker 3: it sounded less weird and more magical and majestic.
Speaker 12: It was weird.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, okay, I want to hear specific examples.
Speaker 11: Okay, well, I appreciate hearing about people's hobbies and passions,
Speaker 11: but then when it crosses the line into obsessions, that that.
Speaker 10: Can be different.
Speaker 2: Are you talking about him being a what is it
Speaker 2: called twitter?
Speaker 8: A bird?
Speaker 1: A bird guy?
Speaker 10: Yeah, he's he's really like a little too much into birds.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's a thing in the bird community.
Speaker 1: I'm not even gonna lie. I once had a boss
Speaker 1: that jumped on a desk with a pair of binoculars
Speaker 1: because they saw a bird out the window.
Speaker 3: And Brooks still hooked up with that guy.
Speaker 8: It was a woman.
Speaker 3: She was my friend. So that was too much of
Speaker 3: a turn off for you, that he was too passionate
Speaker 3: about his hobby.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean, he's a cute guy, like, but maybe
Speaker 10: he was too much in his element. I mean I
Speaker 10: asked him to go back to my place with me.
Speaker 1: Wow, Oh, so you actually liked him that much, just like.
Speaker 10: I thought, maybe like to get him away from the birds.
Speaker 10: I was going to maybe like have a drink, something
Speaker 10: to eat, just hang out, like see if he was
Speaker 10: different in a different setting. Yeah, okay, And so he
Speaker 10: asked me, Hey, do you have the Food Network?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 10: Why, He's like, well, there's this episode I want to
Speaker 10: show you where they actually sample some of the birds
Speaker 10: that we saw today.
Speaker 3: Wait, but breast and finch they eat.
Speaker 10: Isn't that weird?
Speaker 1: Can you eat those?
Speaker 8: I think they're like in danger or protected.
Speaker 3: You're telling me the bird lover wanted to watch episodes
Speaker 3: of the Food Network where they eat those exact birds.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean, doesn't that kind of not make sense?
Speaker 1: I don't know if it makes weird.
Speaker 8: Come a pigeon.
Speaker 1: The circle of life. He just wants to know everything
Speaker 1: about the bird, including what it takes his own time.
Speaker 3: Possibly, or is there a chance that you misheard what
Speaker 3: he said? We should probably get some clarification.
Speaker 1: Maybe it was a joke that you know, that's a
Speaker 1: funny joke.
Speaker 3: That could be too.
Speaker 8: It doesn't seem like a jokey guy.
Speaker 7: In all that.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's why you don't read his jokes his jokes.
Speaker 1: Maybe his whole time he was joking with us.
Speaker 3: Let's just clear all this up. Because I do need
Speaker 3: to let you know, Tiffany, that Mickey has been listening
Speaker 3: quietly on the other line waiting to talk to you.
Speaker 8: All right, tell us the.
Speaker 6: Punchline, Mickey, Yes, I have been listening, and kiss me.
Speaker 6: First of all, there's nothing weird about being a twitch
Speaker 6: or a bird watcher. Just you know, the North American
Speaker 6: Bird Watching Association has over one hundred thousand members in
Speaker 6: the Northwestern region alone.
Speaker 3: Okay, yea, but makey hold on. Out of the one
Speaker 3: hundred thousand whatever members, how many of those members are
Speaker 3: eating the birds?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think probably the four.
Speaker 3: Chefs on the network, because I think that was the
Speaker 3: weird part to her.
Speaker 6: This is another thing I can't understand. You're laughing about this.
Speaker 6: People eat chicken all the time, to eat chirkey, not
Speaker 6: a problem at all. Right, that's okay, I got you.
Speaker 3: The chicken eaters are the weirdos. We got it.
Speaker 6: Okay, Before you mock this, have you ever had Carolina
Speaker 6: rub on a black capped chickadee before?
Speaker 1: I don't know that one sounds delicious.
Speaker 3: Chickadees are tiny.
Speaker 1: Have you had a quail? A quail is tiny and
Speaker 1: they're so good?
Speaker 10: What is going on? Are you guys really supporting this?
Speaker 12: Do you hear how weird this is?
Speaker 1: Well, we're just trying weird about it though. He just
Speaker 1: wanted to watch the show and it was something you
Speaker 1: guys had connected on. He's just trying to show you
Speaker 1: what he's interested in.
Speaker 3: You're right, Brooke, nothing is wrong with eating birds in
Speaker 3: a park. It's basically like an all you can eat buffet.
Speaker 3: When you walk through one of the.
Speaker 1: Park, they're gonna bring them home and cook.
Speaker 7: Them for.
Speaker 6: Hey, it's not as weird as you think.
Speaker 1: Here you go fishing. What's the difference you're throwing at
Speaker 1: a bar withal.
Speaker 3: That's the thing, is Mickey, you want to date with Tiffany.
Speaker 3: She found it a little bit odd that you wanted
Speaker 3: to consume the animals that you love so much.
Speaker 8: And which you want to take you back to her place.
Speaker 4: You were more concerned about Netflix than other things that
Speaker 4: should be probably involved.
Speaker 6: First of all, it's the food network.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sorry, I don't know. I think this guy
Speaker 1: could give you a lot of great stories and a
Speaker 1: lot of fun that you would not necessarily find on
Speaker 1: your Yeah, I'd rather go out of my comfort zone
Speaker 1: in different ways.
Speaker 10: I don't This is not feeling right to me.
Speaker 3: I think we're talking about eating animals in the nature
Speaker 3: too much. I think let's just let's just circle back
Speaker 3: to the romantic parts of the date where you guys
Speaker 3: were talking about things.
Speaker 6: Do you remember, Tiffany, when I complimented the red tips
Speaker 6: on your hair, how it looked just like the red
Speaker 6: tips on the ceter waxwings feathers?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 12: Oh my god, So did you eat that bird too?
Speaker 6: No, you don't eat a wax. Swing stop it not
Speaker 6: a wax.
Speaker 3: That's off the menu. See, you have a lot to
Speaker 3: learn about birds and about love. Tiffany, and Mickey can
Speaker 3: be your shirpa on that journey.
Speaker 1: I would call him a hunter whatever.
Speaker 3: He will be your guide on the journey of love
Speaker 3: and bird culinary cuisine. So we would love to offer
Speaker 3: to send you on another date with him, and we
Speaker 3: would pay for it.
Speaker 10: I'm gonna have to pass.
Speaker 3: It's going to be a steakhouse. There's no bird on
Speaker 3: the man our salads.
Speaker 7: Maybe.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 10: I don't think we have enough in common.
Speaker 6: And this is really all I have to say about it.
Speaker 1: Okay, we tried wed try Hey many buddy, Mickey.
Speaker 6: I better not see her outside of a Kentucky chicken
Speaker 6: or anything like that.
Speaker 7: If you do. Yeah, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: I want to answer a lot of the people on
Speaker 3: the textboard right now because some are horrified have what
Speaker 3: they just heard, some want to learn more about it.
Speaker 3: And for those that are wondering, head on over to
Speaker 3: our Insta stories at Brook and Jeffrey. You'll find the
Speaker 3: recipe for oven bracet black capped chickenye, and deep fried
Speaker 3: meadow lark right there.
Speaker 1: We do not have recipes for that.
Speaker 3: I just guidelines whatever.
Speaker 8: I just get, like a steamed blue jay.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that sounds good. It does. You are welcome.
Speaker 1: Is going to be gamey for somehitch.
Speaker 3: I would go to text into seventy five nine two
Speaker 3: your wild Birds suggestions that but you would have thought
Speaker 3: the guy that loved watching birds would also love to
Speaker 3: eat him too, show so much.
Speaker 1: I bet he's like, I wonder, Yeah, why he never
Speaker 1: said he actually cooked him.
Speaker 2: He just watches them.
Speaker 7: Network.
Speaker 3: Yeah, then a lot on these segments. You could hear
Speaker 3: all of our second dates up on Spotify, Apple Podcasts
Speaker 3: wherever you get yours. You can find the map broken.
Speaker 7: Jeffrey Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Everyone here agrees that it's totally acceptable and even smart
Speaker 3: to do a little background search on any potential date
Speaker 3: before you meet up with them. Yeah, you know, a
Speaker 3: quick scan of their socials. Maybe check out their employment
Speaker 3: status on LinkedIn. In Brooks case, just ask your mom
Speaker 3: if your cousin is still STD free.
Speaker 1: That's the status that date relatives.
Speaker 3: He took a shower, and one of our listeners says
Speaker 3: that before he out on his date, he knew not
Speaker 3: only where she lived, but also where she worked, and
Speaker 3: that's how he met her. That's good, he says. It's
Speaker 3: not creepy, and there's a totally reasonable explanation for it.
Speaker 3: They all, he's going to explain why in your second date.
Speaker 5: Update, next second date update.
Speaker 3: A lot of people say dating in the workplace is
Speaker 3: a big no no, but people the really really hard way.
Speaker 3: But what if you're dating in your live space, like
Speaker 3: with your roommate. No, I'm not saying your roommate. I'm
Speaker 3: saying like in the same building. If that goes wrong,
Speaker 3: it's not going to be awkward, right, Well.
Speaker 2: I think it's all Well, I don't know if I've
Speaker 2: moved down.
Speaker 3: I mean, that's the situation that our new friend Brian
Speaker 3: is in and I want to get all the dats
Speaker 3: on it. Brian? What's up?
Speaker 6: Man?
Speaker 3: Can I call you dirty?
Speaker 7: Be?
Speaker 3: Nah?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Sure, all right, you agree to that.
Speaker 8: We're just jealous because you took her nickname.
Speaker 3: Tell us about the girl that you met.
Speaker 12: What's her name is Stephanie?
Speaker 1: Okay? What floor does she live on?
Speaker 12: She was on the ground floor.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, she's a budget girls.
Speaker 3: Dangerous face in the alley.
Speaker 12: Well I would I would know the budget because you see,
Speaker 12: I am the resident manager.
Speaker 8: Just made it extra.
Speaker 2: That's different than just living in the same building.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: That's a lot of power that you have.
Speaker 8: You control stuff, dude.
Speaker 1: You can get keys to your apartment and just go in.
Speaker 8: The idea like something.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 3: That's not how you met Stephanie. Right, he was home
Speaker 3: from work.
Speaker 12: Oh man, this is going to go south quick.
Speaker 3: Then you are dirty b.
Speaker 5: Go ahead.
Speaker 3: Tell us about how you and Stephanie met.
Speaker 12: Well, we met because she's a new tenant. I'm the
Speaker 12: one who showed her the unit. I'm the one who
Speaker 12: filled out her leave.
Speaker 2: And did you did you have a yeah, did you
Speaker 2: have a crush on her?
Speaker 1: As soon as you.
Speaker 12: Saw oh, I don't know if I want to admit this. Yeah,
Speaker 12: before she even came in. Sometimes when tenants, you know,
Speaker 12: they'll pre screen them, and every once in a while
Speaker 12: I'll look up their name because they'll be like, they'll
Speaker 12: pre qualify over online. I did see her on social
Speaker 12: media and I was.
Speaker 8: Like, you said, she was on you're like pre qualified.
Speaker 1: Basically, every once in a while, when there's a tenant
Speaker 1: whose name is female and is in this right age range.
Speaker 3: Your background check very very detailed, top dive on the background.
Speaker 12: You want to make sure that there's a real person
Speaker 12: coming in and they're not locked about who they are
Speaker 12: in their position and stuff.
Speaker 6: A lot of people do it.
Speaker 4: Her last datus is like I burned my old apartment down,
Speaker 4: got to look for a new one.
Speaker 3: What was your read on, Stephanie.
Speaker 12: So, I mean she looked very presentable, so I'm you know,
Speaker 12: we went through the process. She wanted to get the place.
Speaker 12: I said, great, and then I was kind of crushing
Speaker 12: on it on her a little bit. And then I
Speaker 12: noticed on her application where she works right because she
Speaker 12: has a couple of different jobs that one of them
Speaker 12: is this yoga place, So I might have I might
Speaker 12: have shown up at the yoga place.
Speaker 3: I'm with you, still with you, man. If you know
Speaker 3: what you want, you got to go out and get it.
Speaker 3: The thing Ursula the Sea Witch said that, So keep going.
Speaker 4: You're not doing anything illegal here to studio.
Speaker 1: How long has Stephanie lived in the building at this point?
Speaker 12: This is probably two weeks in.
Speaker 2: Oh, really quick, that you're moving things forward.
Speaker 12: Okay, Well I'm just I'm just going to a yoga place.
Speaker 3: So what was her reaction when she saw you in
Speaker 3: her yoga studio?
Speaker 12: Well, she actually didn't really recognize me. She was looking
Speaker 12: at me, but she wasn't immediately like, oh my god, Brian.
Speaker 3: So why would she.
Speaker 1: I feel like you want to avoid your landlord at
Speaker 1: all costs.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I didn't think of that. And maybe the opposite
Speaker 8: where she's like, oh my god, my landlord.
Speaker 1: I don't know you only met him once for the
Speaker 1: walk through, basically the place and handing the key zone.
Speaker 13: That was the reaction Brian was hoping to get clearly,
Speaker 13: So you know, I'm not a bad looking guy, so
Speaker 13: it's not like I'm some you know, weird living in
Speaker 13: the basement kind of you know, landlord, you're in their shirt.
Speaker 3: List with yoga pants on.
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, to see you here.
Speaker 12: I'm there and I haven't really done this yoga before.
Speaker 12: I mean, I was shocked how hard it was to
Speaker 12: hold certain poses or even to get into them. So
Speaker 12: I'm sweating, I'm shaking. Yeah, and obviously she sees me,
Speaker 12: and then she then she recognizes me. She's like, wait,
Speaker 12: are you wait, don't you? Aren't you in the And
Speaker 12: I'm like, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: She recognized you when you were in the pretzel position,
Speaker 3: but not when you were standing up right.
Speaker 12: So I thought it was kind of stupid about obviously,
Speaker 12: you know, not being a successful practitioner, but practitioner. She
Speaker 12: ended up walking with me back.
Speaker 1: Oh that's good.
Speaker 12: And on the way back, you know, I asked her
Speaker 12: if she wanted to get a bite, if she was
Speaker 12: if she was hungry.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you made them You made the transition to
Speaker 2: asking her out on a date.
Speaker 12: Mm hmmm, I sure.
Speaker 5: Did, yes, So she said yes.
Speaker 6: Yes.
Speaker 12: We went to dinner and I felt like it was
Speaker 12: a fun date. We didn't really talk about anything too deep.
Speaker 12: We didn't get into any subjects that were stimulating and unique.
Speaker 12: We just kind of generally spoke.
Speaker 3: Can I ask what type of food did you go
Speaker 3: grab with her?
Speaker 1: Are you worried is in experience with that too, like
Speaker 1: sushi or something.
Speaker 6: We had seafood.
Speaker 12: We went to a really nice seafood.
Speaker 1: Place that's classy. And you're saying that you guys didn't
Speaker 1: get into deep conversation, but I think that that's okay
Speaker 1: on a first date.
Speaker 2: Like what was the vibe By the end of the night.
Speaker 12: You know, I felt like we were getting along. We
Speaker 12: definitely laughed, We were joking about a few different things,
Speaker 12: and I wasn't sure exactly how it was going to end.
Speaker 12: So we were walking back. Obviously we're going to the
Speaker 12: same place, right, I mean, it's.
Speaker 1: So easy, like I forgot to come over to my place.
Speaker 3: This is where you pulled out to her apartment.
Speaker 12: Let me let you end of your place. So I, uh,
Speaker 12: you know, I wasn't sure if maybe it was going
Speaker 12: to be like a kiss or something, but she pretty
Speaker 12: quickly was like, thank you so much for the night,
Speaker 12: and then boom, the doors closed, curtains of the window
Speaker 12: or shut.
Speaker 1: Oh you don't have to the ground floor.
Speaker 2: You had always got to shut your curtains when you're.
Speaker 7: Down there.
Speaker 3: Through her windows. She did the dead bolt started nailing.
Speaker 3: That doesn't sound like the best ending to the night.
Speaker 8: But again, it's okay to not kiss on the first day.
Speaker 2: I'm actually with jose on this one.
Speaker 3: It isn't always Maybe she.
Speaker 12: Was nervous, intimidated, who knows.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it sounds sounds like what it is. We'll
Speaker 3: confirm that when we reach out to her and get
Speaker 3: your second date update. Right after this second date update,
Speaker 3: we're on the phone with Brian, the property manager with
Speaker 3: restraint soon to turn into a restraining order possibly, But
Speaker 3: now he's using restraint and not using the company keys
Speaker 3: to enter his dates apartment.
Speaker 1: Highly illegal, I mean.
Speaker 3: Given him a bad time, Brian. Yeah, he's been a really,
Speaker 3: really good sport, even though we've been joking around with him.
Speaker 3: He did ask out one of his tenants, though, and
Speaker 3: they went out to a nice seafood place, had a
Speaker 3: great time, But the end of the night was kind
Speaker 3: of brief. She just said thank you for dinner and
Speaker 3: shut the door to her apartment pretty quickly. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: that was pretty much the end of it. Now he's
Speaker 3: looking to us for answers.
Speaker 1: By the way, can we just ask her quick? Have
Speaker 1: you not run into her in the building at all
Speaker 1: since your date.
Speaker 12: Well, I saw her leaving once, but she I don't
Speaker 12: think she saw me.
Speaker 3: With your binoculars.
Speaker 8: I was in a bush.
Speaker 3: She was climbing out down through the window.
Speaker 5: Yeah, don't worry.
Speaker 2: We will talk you up to her.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're about to call her, but I am not
Speaker 3: going to mention. And I don't think anyone in this
Speaker 3: room should mention that Brian found out where she worked
Speaker 3: from the application.
Speaker 12: Because that is not going to thank you.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it was a background check. It definitely looks really bad.
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, if you want to keep up that lie,
Speaker 1: you need to keep going to yoga, which would probably
Speaker 1: be good for you. It sounds like your hips are
Speaker 1: very tight.
Speaker 3: On a scale of one to ten, how loose your hips,
Speaker 3: I'd give it a nice seven.
Speaker 11: Wow.
Speaker 3: All right, keep trying to get you a date.
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 3: Here we go in to call her right now. Hello,
Speaker 3: Hi is this Stephanie. Hey Stephanie. We heard you teach
Speaker 3: a yoga class, and we're very tight hipped people over here.
Speaker 3: We're hoping that we could be stretched out a little bit.
Speaker 2: This is where we're starting. Hi, Stephanie.
Speaker 3: Hi, Yeah, we were recommended to you by someone who's
Speaker 3: taken your class before, named Brian.
Speaker 14: Sorry, are you guys trying to call the studio?
Speaker 3: No, no, we were giving your direct line from Brian
Speaker 3: because we're trying not just to sign up for yoga class,
Speaker 3: but also trying to figure out if we could get
Speaker 3: you back on another date with him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you didn't mention we're a radio show called Brooke
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought that might come off a little weird. So, yeah,
Speaker 3: Brian reached out to us because he told us a
Speaker 3: little bit about the day that you two hung out
Speaker 3: and the.
Speaker 2: Lovely seafood dinner that you went to.
Speaker 14: Okay, I'm curious that too, but you heard uh pretty
Speaker 14: simple to get up.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: To give a snapshot of it is that he ended
Speaker 3: up meeting you and taking your yoga class, then you
Speaker 3: parlaid that into a seafood dinner date date, and then
Speaker 3: after that he walked you home.
Speaker 1: He said, conversation was light. People were laughing.
Speaker 3: Well he was laughing. Oh okay, laughing, not really.
Speaker 14: I mean, I guess we have different than the humor.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, did you find him unfunny?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Kind of. Can you tell us what happened.
Speaker 14: Well, he took my yoga class, and it took me
Speaker 14: a minute to like notice it was him. And I
Speaker 14: felt really bad for him because he was really struggling,
Speaker 14: you know, but I gave him some kudos for making
Speaker 14: it through the whole bot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just even showing up right, Yeah exactly.
Speaker 14: And then he, you know, he asked me out to
Speaker 14: dinner and told me that he knew about this really
Speaker 14: nice seatfood restaurant and like was hyping me up and up, yeah,
Speaker 14: you know, and I was excited.
Speaker 6: All right.
Speaker 14: So we get to the seafood restaurant and it's a
Speaker 14: red lobstert.
Speaker 2: Oh hey, my grandpa still thinks those are really really nice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he sounds like you were unimpressed.
Speaker 14: I mean, he kept talking about like the best seap food.
Speaker 14: He did all this research online and they get all
Speaker 14: this fresh everything fresh every day.
Speaker 1: And well, but I mean, come on, he tried, and
Speaker 1: that's his opinion of something nice, you know, Like maybe
Speaker 1: he's not a guy who is a real foodie, right,
Speaker 1: and his.
Speaker 8: Defense, it was fresh when they caught it, and then
Speaker 8: they freeze it.
Speaker 2: And they got asked the name of the restaurant.
Speaker 1: Before you go on to date.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess, I guess what you mentioned though, that
Speaker 3: he was laughing during the date and you weren't what
Speaker 3: was that about?
Speaker 14: So at one point I was like, I asked him
Speaker 14: if it was just a coincidence that he showed up
Speaker 14: to my yoga class.
Speaker 1: You last him?
Speaker 14: Did he got really weird and he started playing with
Speaker 14: his lobster and putting it in yoga positions, going look
Speaker 14: a downward lobster? When not when I'm asking him a
Speaker 14: serious question, and he's like diverting it by funny.
Speaker 3: Maybe with a bib on it comes off.
Speaker 2: Cray fish and a sun salutation.
Speaker 3: I mean, okay, I mean he tried to make a
Speaker 3: funny joke and it didn't lands that were really like
Speaker 3: not worth giving him another chance.
Speaker 1: Don't make me laughs and mountains, you know.
Speaker 14: And if that wasn't bad enough, something else happened.
Speaker 8: Oh what happened?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 12: Okay, you know, I mean, I've heard enough.
Speaker 6: I think.
Speaker 3: Stephanie, Brian has been actually listening on the other line
Speaker 3: this whole time. He's supposed to wait, but.
Speaker 2: There I think he needs to hear it, Stephanie, you
Speaker 2: can't hear the rest of the story.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what else?
Speaker 7: Happened.
Speaker 12: I don't need to hear the rest of the story.
Speaker 12: I think I'm good. I think I got the gist
Speaker 12: of it.
Speaker 1: Oh, do you know what she's gonna say?
Speaker 2: I would be so.
Speaker 14: Yeah, of course he doesn't want to hear the rest
Speaker 14: of it because he probably doesn't want me to say
Speaker 14: it on the radio.
Speaker 1: Why would you do?
Speaker 2: Did he do something inappropriate?
Speaker 12: I didn't do I didn't do anything inappropriate. Okay, dude,
Speaker 12: he stuck me with the bill?
Speaker 3: Oh, like stuck the bill to your body?
Speaker 14: Or no, like I paid for dinner.
Speaker 1: Oh, you're the one that asked her out. You're the
Speaker 1: one that picked the spot.
Speaker 3: Okay. My question is what's wrong with that?
Speaker 5: What he invited me off?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 12: Look, I don't make I mean, I get like compensation
Speaker 12: for certain things, you know, just kind and rand et cetera.
Speaker 12: But you know, like I know how much Stephanie makes
Speaker 12: from re application. Well no, but hear me out. I
Speaker 12: know it sounds bad, but she has a bunch of
Speaker 12: side hustles. She has like main income.
Speaker 6: What anything to do with anything?
Speaker 14: That's really creepy that you know that I make more
Speaker 14: than you?
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I don't know if it's creepy. He saw
Speaker 3: it on your application to live there.
Speaker 7: Well that doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's weird, that doesn't matter.
Speaker 14: So then that confirms that he didn't just randomly step
Speaker 14: into my yoga clock.
Speaker 3: Brian comments on that.
Speaker 14: Look, I was, no, there's nothing to look at your ratchet.
Speaker 3: Oh he's a handy with a ratchet.
Speaker 1: That means I don't think she still used it.
Speaker 12: I was going to pay. I actually had a coupon
Speaker 12: or red Lobster that I had with me that I
Speaker 12: did not pull out because I was like, that's gonna
Speaker 12: look cheap.
Speaker 1: Here's Brian. If you can't afford red Lobster, fine, just
Speaker 1: pick another date.
Speaker 6: Like I can afford red Lobster.
Speaker 12: I just figured that she has the means. I mean
Speaker 12: I already for like the yoga class. I imagine went
Speaker 12: directly to her.
Speaker 7: So that's a good point.
Speaker 3: He tactically did pay you directly.
Speaker 7: That is not.
Speaker 1: Okay. There's a building, there's a studio, you have to
Speaker 1: pay for insurance.
Speaker 3: Jose, Alexis and I are all on the same page here.
Speaker 3: You're the one's on the outlier against Brian. For some reason,
Speaker 3: I just devoted and caring listener.
Speaker 12: When everything's said and done. I think I paid almost
Speaker 12: dollars for everything because I had it was it was
Speaker 12: like a rental thing. I had, I drink, I had water,
Speaker 12: I had a protein drink at the.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you overcharged him.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Now, before I offer to send you guys out on
Speaker 3: another date, would you mind paying Brian back first said
Speaker 3: the os yoga class.
Speaker 7: You have money.
Speaker 1: Come on, we're kidding.
Speaker 3: Well, then let's just offer to send you guys out
Speaker 3: on a date there.
Speaker 7: Yes, I'm.
Speaker 3: We didn't get the chance. Let Brian throw down a cupon.
Speaker 6: Brian.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, man, it sounds like we can't get you
Speaker 3: another date here, But at the very least, would you
Speaker 3: mind sending us a video of you putting that lobster
Speaker 3: into downward lobster? It sounds really funny. We could put
Speaker 3: it up on our on our page.
Speaker 12: I mean, I'll send you guys a new video, I guess,
Speaker 12: but yeah, he.
Speaker 1: Can't afford lobster.
Speaker 7: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: I know we're supposed to talk at this point about
Speaker 3: the date and the people on it, but maybe this
Speaker 3: time we should take a second and critique ourselves. I mean,
Speaker 3: we're trying to have fun and be entertaining and joke
Speaker 3: around with our callers.
Speaker 8: That's our job.
Speaker 3: But maybe is it coming off as like a roast, Well,
Speaker 3: I mean it's when.
Speaker 8: We all are on the same side.
Speaker 1: Did not deserve it, made her pain like jazz.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just think overall we need to be we
Speaker 3: need to go a little gentler, a little softer.
Speaker 2: I'm kind of going against you now, but these are
Speaker 2: our listeners.
Speaker 8: If you're listening right now, you want a second date.
Speaker 8: You know, we joke around like it's expected to be jokes, but.
Speaker 1: You also have to have a critical stance of what
Speaker 1: you're doing wrong here, and those are clearly things he
Speaker 1: was doing wrong.
Speaker 3: Those are all that's absolutely all true, one hundred percent. Yeah,
Speaker 3: But I do think I want to be able to
Speaker 3: go a little softer. So stick around to hear Jeff
Speaker 3: go soft and we're going to put that up on
Speaker 3: the website. Just make sure you listen to that if
Speaker 3: we're going to get record numbers on our site. Now,
Speaker 3: if you want to hear any of our second dates,
Speaker 3: make sure you're head over to your favorite podcast hub
Speaker 3: and find us at Brooke and Jeffrey.
Speaker 8: Don't go to jeff soft dot com stop holding me
Speaker 8: out time