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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Podcast. Here's Nicky's Hello Here I am

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Speaker 1: I'm thirty eight. I'm Nicky Glazer, The Nicky Glazer Podcast.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the show. It's Thursday. Andrews here in my

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Speaker 1: apartment with me also joining me in St. Louis. Here

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Speaker 1: in studio is my best friend from UM, I guess

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Speaker 1: I started in middle school? Right? Yes? Um, it's Taylor.

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Speaker 1: Do you want to say your last name? M Taylor McGraw. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I didn't know it. That's my secret. That's that's how

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Speaker 1: I I forget my best friends last names, and then

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Speaker 1: I go, do you want me to say it? And

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Speaker 1: then I make them say it. It's a it's a

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Speaker 1: new trick to figure out your best friends last name.

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Speaker 1: What was that dog name in high school that would

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Speaker 1: scare you from drugs or whatever? Um? Something McGraw McGraw, yeah,

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Speaker 1: scruff mc Yes, was there a face? I hated that guy?

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Speaker 1: Why did he creeped me out? He was in a

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Speaker 1: trench coat. He seemed like I was gonna say, like

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Speaker 1: the Barberry trench. It made me like, No, I didn't

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Speaker 1: like it. He was always sneaky. It was just like

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Speaker 1: be out and open. Why are you undercover, you're teaching

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Speaker 1: us about drugs. I don't know. I just didn't like

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Speaker 1: he seems like to be, you know, coming out of

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Speaker 1: the shadows or like a dark bar, and he was

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Speaker 1: up to no good. Talk to him when you're high,

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Speaker 1: Yeah after smoking a little weed with McGruff, you know

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Speaker 1: what I mean. Like he seems like what a high

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Speaker 1: guy would do to teach. That's probably what they came

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Speaker 1: how they came up with him when they got high.

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Speaker 1: What if we had a Bassett hound in a trench coat, dude,

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Speaker 1: and he had a badge that he would flash. Is

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Speaker 1: he on a leash? No, dude, He is upright. He

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Speaker 1: walks on two legs. He has like an attitude like

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Speaker 1: a grizzled cop that's been at it for like twenty

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Speaker 1: five years who's like on the beat. Still should have retired,

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Speaker 1: but he's just too good to give it up. Maybe

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Speaker 1: their idea was like, look, we're gonna give two kids,

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Speaker 1: when they look at a normal dog what they would

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Speaker 1: see when they're high. We're gonna give it to them

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Speaker 1: when they're not high, so they don't need to get Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you got it on with MCB like all the like

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Speaker 1: Smokey the Bear, the bandit, the like animal that they

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Speaker 1: tried to teach us a lesson through. Yeah, they're like, um,

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Speaker 1: you know, you're burning down my house. He just had

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Speaker 1: big eyes. He looked like Teddy ruck Spin. He just

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Speaker 1: looked animatronic. But I think they Yeah, he just wanted

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Speaker 1: to prevent forest fires. Trying to think of anyone else Dare.

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Speaker 1: There was no face of Dare. The only people that

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Speaker 1: wore Dare shirts were people that got high. Yeah, it

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Speaker 1: was like the first ironic thing the day after I

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Speaker 1: got stabbed. What It's a whole long story if you've

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Speaker 1: never listened. Someone told me they were in New Orleans

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Speaker 1: and they drove past the hospital where you went when

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Speaker 1: you were stabbed, and they were I was like a

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Speaker 1: landmark tour, just different places. Taylor lived in New Orleans

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Speaker 1: a year. It seemed like you wrote a story about it,

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Speaker 1: and it seemed like the story I read it felt

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Speaker 1: like you were there for seven years running your bike. Mccroth.

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Speaker 1: I was very grizzled and leaning against brick walls all

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Speaker 1: the time. How old were you, Taylor? Like she was

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Speaker 1: just surviving on nothing like she was. You were basically

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Speaker 1: I had nothing else. I played car check. That's how

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Speaker 1: I got money. That's where you go and you check

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Speaker 1: the door of cars and if they are open, you

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Speaker 1: may steal anything you find there. You may. That's the law,

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Speaker 1: that's the rule. What did you what made you convince

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Speaker 1: yourse something that's okay? Uh? But you used to used

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Speaker 1: to go around? Would you ever make would you ever

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Speaker 1: make cars go? Yeah? And then you run? But or no?

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Speaker 1: What we would do actually as we would just tip

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Speaker 1: a bunch of garbage cans and around it and like

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Speaker 1: create a distract. Should they go oh that's why yeah,

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Speaker 1: and be like, oh I phone? What stuff is that?

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Speaker 1: Did you find in people's cars? And what would you

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Speaker 1: I mean you never broke up Big Mac. No, like

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Speaker 1: we would find I found like cigars, I don't know,

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Speaker 1: think it was a trap. Yeah, have to stop getting

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Speaker 1: where would you sell stuff? That's why I couldn't be

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Speaker 1: because I'm like, they have to list that on eBay,

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Speaker 1: Like they have to list that thing, Like they have

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Speaker 1: to look up the go number. I like, really, I

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Speaker 1: literally get stressed out about like are they gonna use

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Speaker 1: eBay or Poshmark? Like I think of all the clerical

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Speaker 1: work that is on the other side of them scooping

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Speaker 1: things off of shelves into trash bags and then running out.

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Speaker 1: I think pawn shops for that kind of stuff, right,

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Speaker 1: For like perfumes. Maybe one time I stole two bottled

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Speaker 1: perfume and I put it in the butt crack. We

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Speaker 1: sold it on eBay. It was like almost empty. It

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Speaker 1: was the most expensive perfume in the world. Where was

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Speaker 1: it Lord and Taylor or something it was? I would

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Speaker 1: I would just see all the testers of the expensive

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Speaker 1: thing caught stealing. When I was five, No, I wasn't wait, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I was Chicago Bill. What I did was at some

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Speaker 1: point I just became like sticky fingers MacGregor's and I

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Speaker 1: just took a sushi and then just like went right

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Speaker 1: was like, you can't you just stole it. I was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: there is because they took me in the back and

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Speaker 1: the size of this whole wall I'm not joking was

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Speaker 1: a blown up picture of me stuffing it in my purse.

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Speaker 1: I was like, I got it from CBS. He's like,

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Speaker 1: I don't sail it CBS. That was like that was

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Speaker 1: like a roller coaster ride at the end when you

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Speaker 1: see the photo, do you want the framed version? That

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Speaker 1: would be hilarious to get a picture of you like

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Speaker 1: getting caught like I did ask. I did ask if

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Speaker 1: was like absolutely not this did you get? Like did

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Speaker 1: they just mailed me a ticket for that which I

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Speaker 1: just obviously didn't pay. Yeah, that's what I happened to

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Speaker 1: urban uppers Um. But like, isn't that That's the thing

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Speaker 1: that happens when you start to just steal so much

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Speaker 1: you just think it like is a thing you can

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Speaker 1: you're just getting away with things so brazenly that it

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Speaker 1: you even phrased opening the car doors like you may

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Speaker 1: take anything you want, Like you created a moral rule

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Speaker 1: stop stealing? Do you still shoplifts? Yeah, Taylor, why do

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Speaker 1: you do that? I'm just if you want to hate,

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Speaker 1: I don't do from people I know, but like businesses

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Speaker 1: are still trying to thrive, and there's people that like

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Speaker 1: Walmart is trying to thrive, Walmart's driven. I'm I'm the

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Speaker 1: one who's never living. You're doing a crime. You're living

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Speaker 1: a I mean, I guess you're being honest about it,

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Speaker 1: so you're not living at there's no lies involved here.

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Speaker 1: What are like things you do to make it look

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Speaker 1: like you're buying something because this be the way you

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Speaker 1: were in high school, but we all dropped it and

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Speaker 1: you did it because now your bag I'm old and

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Speaker 1: I don't from now, and I would just be like,

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Speaker 1: oh golly, all like go into lows and like just

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Speaker 1: steal every single thing instead of buying it. And if

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Speaker 1: I got cottage, go gee whizz, Like I'm thirty nine,

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Speaker 1: Have you ever been cuffed? Not for steel? Really can't

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Speaker 1: catch me. You're gonna get so fucking busted. What's the

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Speaker 1: And also we're gonna have to like modulate her voice

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Speaker 1: to be like my back lit. The biggest thing makes

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Speaker 1: me laugh, because what's the biggest thing you've ever sold? Uh? Large?

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Speaker 1: I stole a car. I stole a cop car and

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Speaker 1: row it around for a while. I put it back.

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Speaker 1: I put it back in a different spot to drunk. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Taylor don't know that that's probably a family. She didn't

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Speaker 1: steal it. Though I didn't steal it. I stole was bad,

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Speaker 1: But you did steal because you can because his name

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Speaker 1: was Taylor coincidentally, then my friend like he had were

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Speaker 1: It's like hitting a like a horse, cop or something.

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Speaker 1: didn't do that. You allegedly did it. Your full tall tales. Um,

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Speaker 1: what's the most expensive thing you've ever stolen? Or like

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Speaker 1: the one that you know? But you didn't. I don't

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Speaker 1: You have to admit that. That is so dumb. If

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Speaker 1: How old were you? You were not allowed to steal

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Speaker 1: I don't even know what doing. Why were you It

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Speaker 1: Jimmy Buffett parking lot through people brought sand. We're skinning

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Speaker 1: and then we'll say we were just making sure that

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Speaker 1: have the excuse when they did catch me, like I

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Speaker 1: was trying on bracelets. I didn't realize I left this

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Speaker 1: one on exactly, you know, like I would create a

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Speaker 1: scenario around we helped the cop in reality, because you

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Speaker 1: to do better than this. It's kind of a pretty good.

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Speaker 1: Jimmy Buffett stole a cop car just helping him. Stole

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Speaker 1: a bunch of les and coconut bras out of the

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Speaker 1: at a point that when you're feeling that you do

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Speaker 1: do you steal down to resell or do you steal

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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think. I don't. I don't. I

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Speaker 1: don't know. I don't get like a thrill. I'm not like, oh, titilating.

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Speaker 1: I like need stuff because I'm impoverished usually just like

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Speaker 1: It's so dangerous. I don't do it free old and

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Speaker 1: Why do you what's going on? How a train just

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Speaker 1: When it's no? I would not get on off this movie.

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Speaker 1: my mom yelled at my dad the other day for

424
00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:14,000
Speaker 1: getting strawberries for four dollars e J, Why did you

425
00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:17,600
Speaker 1: get those? And my dad was like it's insane, Nikki,

426
00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:22,520
Speaker 1: Like she can't she's single. Yeah, it's like this obsessive.

427
00:23:23,119 --> 00:23:24,840
Speaker 1: Don't you think you're like that? You would still go

428
00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:26,200
Speaker 1: to good Well you don't like to pay for ship.

429
00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:30,480
Speaker 1: I don't think I'm like that. I raised with that,

430
00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:33,200
Speaker 1: but I just feel like, if you have money, you

431
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:36,960
Speaker 1: should I like paying for things that. I like supporting

432
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:39,879
Speaker 1: things if I can afford if I can afford them,

433
00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:42,080
Speaker 1: But I don't know, I'm just not if you had

434
00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:44,280
Speaker 1: if you have millions of dollars, would you still be hobo?

435
00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:46,159
Speaker 1: I don't think i'd ever have millions of dollars. I

436
00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:49,320
Speaker 1: can't what if you stole a lot of a lot,

437
00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:52,800
Speaker 1: I'm saying you would steal it first, I wouldn't get

438
00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:55,600
Speaker 1: caught one a million dollars, No, I would still. I

439
00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:59,040
Speaker 1: would just spend it on taking my friends places and

440
00:23:59,119 --> 00:24:03,520
Speaker 1: I would Yeah, so good to good will the will? Um?

441
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:09,800
Speaker 1: What else did you get arrested for? All kinds of ship? Like? What? Uh?

442
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:20,400
Speaker 1: D w? I? Oh yeah, well conducting? Wait don't wait?

443
00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:23,600
Speaker 1: What how many do you guys? Have you gotten to? Um?

444
00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:30,479
Speaker 1: And aren't those fucking miserable? Yeahs bad as getting caught stealing.

445
00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:32,720
Speaker 1: Like whenever I've been in trouble with cops, it's like

446
00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:37,080
Speaker 1: it makes me want to just walk follow McGrath and

447
00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:39,399
Speaker 1: just do what he says, because I have ever deal

448
00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:40,920
Speaker 1: with that. Again, I haven't been to jail and like

449
00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:44,560
Speaker 1: fifteen years because now I'm just good Okay, So what

450
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:47,480
Speaker 1: were your do you guys? Like? Bang? When I was

451
00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:49,159
Speaker 1: under twenty one and I was not drunk, it was

452
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:51,399
Speaker 1: like a zero torrance one. The other one was not

453
00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:54,280
Speaker 1: fair because my friend we only brought to this winery

454
00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:57,120
Speaker 1: because she didn't drink, and then she refused to drive

455
00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:59,160
Speaker 1: my old chitty car. She was like, I can't make

456
00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:01,440
Speaker 1: me marryvous the way I drove it, which I only

457
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:03,639
Speaker 1: got pulled over because of tail was out, which it

458
00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:05,719
Speaker 1: wasn't out. It fell back into the car because car

459
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:10,360
Speaker 1: was shitty. Wasn't my fault? Yeah, some a victim of circumstances.

460
00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:13,280
Speaker 1: You were a victim. So your friend was hammered too,

461
00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:15,960
Speaker 1: and me but wouldn't know if she was over. But

462
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:18,000
Speaker 1: she wouldn't drive her shitty car because she was scared

463
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:22,240
Speaker 1: that she wouldn't be able to. But it was yeah,

464
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:24,560
Speaker 1: I've never heard of a car eating it's on tail.

465
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:28,800
Speaker 1: And then they said, do the alphabet backwards? I'm like

466
00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:31,840
Speaker 1: what I could not? C Y X W v U

467
00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:35,680
Speaker 1: T S R Q and Nicky's m D D. But life,

468
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:38,040
Speaker 1: that's another disease. That's another reason why you should. I

469
00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:39,680
Speaker 1: used to say that my mom drank so much that

470
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:41,920
Speaker 1: when we were little, she taught us the alphabet backwards,

471
00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:46,400
Speaker 1: trying to save forward and you really good at walking Australia.

472
00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:48,720
Speaker 1: I don't know what that means, but no, like she's

473
00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:51,000
Speaker 1: trying to save forwards. But it's just a good thing

474
00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:53,240
Speaker 1: that drunk people have to say when they do field

475
00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:56,240
Speaker 1: sobriety tests. This guy you have to do, Yeah, Andrew's

476
00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:59,160
Speaker 1: done crime. I've done some kind No, he gets because

477
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:01,920
Speaker 1: he's he does things that like he doesn't know our crimes.

478
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:04,000
Speaker 1: Like you know, he'll get caught in fight or something

479
00:26:04,119 --> 00:26:06,560
Speaker 1: and like get arrested for fighting, like stuff, the crimes

480
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:08,879
Speaker 1: of passion. You're like, I'm going to hop on this

481
00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:16,480
Speaker 1: little train. No, no, no, no, I like crime. I do,

482
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:23,000
Speaker 1: I don't. I'm not like railed him in crime. It's

483
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:27,160
Speaker 1: time for a reason. What's the last crime? We're gonna

484
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:31,120
Speaker 1: have to disagree on that right there. Crime is crime

485
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:34,159
Speaker 1: for a reason. It is reason stupid a lot of

486
00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:40,359
Speaker 1: the time. Um, okay, crime. See you don't like crime.

487
00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:44,000
Speaker 1: That's why a person who doesn't want to funk up

488
00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:48,080
Speaker 1: their life because crime it doesn't pay. You pay crime.

489
00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:50,280
Speaker 1: You end up paying and you have to deal with

490
00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:52,600
Speaker 1: lawyers and you just like go show a bit of

491
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:55,280
Speaker 1: courtroom at a time and like stand at a certain time.

492
00:26:55,359 --> 00:27:01,040
Speaker 1: It sucks like a dog owner's couch. Something that's not

493
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:04,320
Speaker 1: a crime should be. It should be. But sitting on

494
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:06,800
Speaker 1: a freight train going like we need and singing Bob Dylan.

495
00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:09,239
Speaker 1: I don't get the freight train thing. I don't think

496
00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:12,080
Speaker 1: that that neither anything that I've done. It's a crime

497
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:14,879
Speaker 1: because everyone did it, then there will be millions of

498
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:18,399
Speaker 1: people hopping hobo like hopping trains, living on trains that

499
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:21,280
Speaker 1: are being used to carry stuff that you can't take

500
00:27:21,359 --> 00:27:24,240
Speaker 1: up space with bodies. What are you talking about? That's

501
00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:26,600
Speaker 1: why it's a fucking crime. I don't I think I'm

502
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:31,479
Speaker 1: living in acceptable. I feel like tomorrow people go, hey,

503
00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:35,800
Speaker 1: man trains open season. You maybe ten percent increase. I

504
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:40,560
Speaker 1: don't think think millions of people are scared of coule

505
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:42,640
Speaker 1: of people are going to be living in trains. Why

506
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:45,080
Speaker 1: wouldn't you want that? And we have a homes times

507
00:27:45,119 --> 00:27:46,879
Speaker 1: people live on the street. They think they could live

508
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:48,720
Speaker 1: in a train, right, no one stopping them from living

509
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:50,920
Speaker 1: in a train be dangerous and that people would fall

510
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:54,200
Speaker 1: into the train. I mean people are drunk. I'm sorry,

511
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:57,560
Speaker 1: but people who are homeless are oftentimes being drunk or

512
00:27:57,760 --> 00:28:00,760
Speaker 1: doing opioids to get through the hard I don't blame

513
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:02,480
Speaker 1: them for doing it, but you're not supposed to hop

514
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:05,520
Speaker 1: a fucking train when you're opioids. It leads to destruction

515
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:08,080
Speaker 1: and death and people to clean up your fucking severed head.

516
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:11,080
Speaker 1: It's dangerous. There's crime for a reason. I understand what

517
00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:16,480
Speaker 1: you are with. This is like trickle up crime. I

518
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:21,200
Speaker 1: don't like it. I don't like everywhere. I don't know

519
00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:25,199
Speaker 1: when I became that goody two shoes. But right now

520
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:27,280
Speaker 1: you're saying it's a crime. That's why people don't jump

521
00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:31,840
Speaker 1: on trains. Yes, it's too spains are there for a

522
00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:34,520
Speaker 1: reason for people to sleep on the business, But the

523
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:36,720
Speaker 1: homeless people right now sleep on the streets and stuff.

524
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,959
Speaker 1: You think they don't go on trains because they think

525
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:42,440
Speaker 1: there's a law against going on a train. Yeah, because

526
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:47,120
Speaker 1: it's it's it's Yeah, Taylor arrested immediately by guys that

527
00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:52,360
Speaker 1: look for hoboes on train, specifically because it's a sandwich.

528
00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:56,440
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. And it wasn't immediately. Oh my god, got

529
00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:58,280
Speaker 1: away with My birthday party was last night. It was

530
00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:00,720
Speaker 1: really fun. Andrew, why didn't you see karaoke? We were

531
00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:02,920
Speaker 1: talking about it earlier. It wasn't feeling it. I wasn't

532
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:05,280
Speaker 1: feeling I wasn't feeling like I don't know, I was

533
00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:08,640
Speaker 1: feeling insecure about I can't sing that well sometimes I

534
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:11,160
Speaker 1: get shy like that was a moment. I don't know.

535
00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:13,479
Speaker 1: There was only like fifteen people in the room at

536
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:16,640
Speaker 1: a time. It just felt very like it didn't feel judgy.

537
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:18,520
Speaker 1: I just didn't want to I didn't. I don't know why.

538
00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:20,600
Speaker 1: I didn't want to get up. And then we left

539
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:24,160
Speaker 1: without saying goodbye, which is a very weird move because

540
00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:26,200
Speaker 1: I left. There were fifteen people there. You could just go.

541
00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:28,840
Speaker 1: That was so weird. It was annoying. I thought you

542
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:30,800
Speaker 1: went to go play basketball or something. No, I was.

543
00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:34,920
Speaker 1: I was doing that. And then you have your phone.

544
00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:36,760
Speaker 1: Well I could have gotten home and scene, Hey, I

545
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:38,360
Speaker 1: know you don't have your phone, but I left. I

546
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:40,120
Speaker 1: guess I could have done that. I just I risk

547
00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:42,440
Speaker 1: goodbyes when it's like a hundred people party and you're

548
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:45,320
Speaker 1: not my best friend or fine, but like it's just weird.

549
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:47,680
Speaker 1: It's I thought, oh, no, is he mad at me?

550
00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:50,800
Speaker 1: Like oh no, no, no, no, I mean not at all.

551
00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:54,760
Speaker 1: I was just really tired, and uh, and I just

552
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:57,000
Speaker 1: like I don't know, like you exact reason I didn't

553
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,760
Speaker 1: want to have a party. You shouldn't have gone, because

554
00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:01,960
Speaker 1: what you're talking about I was very I'm talking about No,

555
00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:04,360
Speaker 1: I'm just saying because I thought, my friends are going

556
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:05,960
Speaker 1: to feel like they have to go and they don't

557
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,320
Speaker 1: want to be there, and that's that's example. But that's

558
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:10,040
Speaker 1: not I think I didn't want to be there, You

559
00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:13,320
Speaker 1: didn't want to sing awkward, and then you left early.

560
00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:15,720
Speaker 1: You're bringing you were tired. You're bringing up all the

561
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:18,320
Speaker 1: negative it's because the train hopping and not bringing up

562
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:21,840
Speaker 1: any of the positives. But I'm just saying I was

563
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:27,480
Speaker 1: great for the first I would say I was extremely

564
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:31,600
Speaker 1: involved and a great fan, singing along, being the number

565
00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:35,520
Speaker 1: one supporter, getting the party going, like it's true, and

566
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:37,520
Speaker 1: then I just fell off a little bit. I was

567
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:40,480
Speaker 1: just tired and it's a long drive. I had two

568
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:42,720
Speaker 1: drinks over the night. Yes, I didn't want to have

569
00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:46,640
Speaker 1: another drink, and I was like, stopped drinking. No I did,

570
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:50,000
Speaker 1: I did know I did, And then I just to

571
00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:52,200
Speaker 1: stay there. You gotta keep drinking, I know. But you're

572
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:54,000
Speaker 1: looking a lot of the negatives when there were a

573
00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:56,360
Speaker 1: lot of I'm just saying that everyone goes no Nikki,

574
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:58,400
Speaker 1: everyone wants to be there, and it's like I just

575
00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:01,040
Speaker 1: got confirmation someone didn't want to be there. They left

576
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:03,120
Speaker 1: early in a sneaky way to like not have to

577
00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:04,920
Speaker 1: say goodbye and not make it a thing because they

578
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:07,320
Speaker 1: didn't want to be there. That's why I don't like parties.

579
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:09,840
Speaker 1: It's because of the expert I think you're I think

580
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:12,040
Speaker 1: you're putting that on that. I think the idea that

581
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:13,880
Speaker 1: I didn't want to be there. I didn't want to

582
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:17,320
Speaker 1: be there past a certain time, that's all. And then

583
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:21,520
Speaker 1: you were about to sing um uh Stevie Nicks, and

584
00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:22,800
Speaker 1: I didn't want to. I don't know you were about

585
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:24,360
Speaker 1: to have a moment with your mom, and just felt

586
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:26,920
Speaker 1: very like, Okay, they're not gonna mind me being gone,

587
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:29,880
Speaker 1: like I just didn't feel. But literally everyone said goodbye

588
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:31,760
Speaker 1: there except you. You could have just literally gone like this.

589
00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:36,959
Speaker 1: It's not like we would have going Andrews leaving right

590
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:38,640
Speaker 1: before that. I was getting shipped that I didn't sing

591
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:41,040
Speaker 1: a song, So then I think, if you should I

592
00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:43,960
Speaker 1: just go more other people did. Okay, well, that's not

593
00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:47,400
Speaker 1: my fault. I I want to know exactly what happened.

594
00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:50,080
Speaker 1: I and I apologize for not saying bye. Think I

595
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:53,520
Speaker 1: did say that, thank you. That's how the conversation started. Yeah,

596
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:58,160
Speaker 1: across the board, but you're still going to do it now?

597
00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:01,440
Speaker 1: I don't. I am, oh, well, are you going to

598
00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:04,760
Speaker 1: get that brow gel? And I could pay two bucks? Okay,

599
00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:08,280
Speaker 1: it'll be very embarrassing if any Well I did at

600
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:12,920
Speaker 1: Fusing party last night, despite um now realizing someone didn't

601
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:16,120
Speaker 1: want to be there. But it's okay. You did rally

602
00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:18,520
Speaker 1: and you were really fun and you did My mom

603
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:22,240
Speaker 1: did stand up comedy. My mom was the m v

604
00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:27,240
Speaker 1: P of the party. It was insane. She is so funny.

605
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:30,240
Speaker 1: I can't even take it. She was doing she literally

606
00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:31,959
Speaker 1: was doing stand up comedy. I was just giving her

607
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:35,600
Speaker 1: prompts to talk about and she was killing. I think

608
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:37,480
Speaker 1: I have to get her into doing stand up because

609
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:39,200
Speaker 1: it was a form of expression for her that I've

610
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:41,480
Speaker 1: never seen. And my dad was like, we need to

611
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:44,960
Speaker 1: give her a mike more often, because she was just like, Okay,

612
00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:47,880
Speaker 1: what do you want to talk about? I mean I

613
00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:50,440
Speaker 1: just had her like list all her brothers and sisters

614
00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:53,920
Speaker 1: and then rank them from her face and that was

615
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:56,200
Speaker 1: pretty fun. And then she was down to do any

616
00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:58,560
Speaker 1: of it. And then she was talking about she was

617
00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:00,840
Speaker 1: just going off like she was just telling stories and

618
00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:05,120
Speaker 1: and just being like, what do you bit just doing? Yeah,

619
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:07,680
Speaker 1: she was kind of heckling. Chris yawned at one point

620
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:11,840
Speaker 1: during her like performance and she just goes wake up

621
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,040
Speaker 1: to like like really quickly to him, and it was

622
00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:16,959
Speaker 1: like really like pretty great crowd work. I was kind

623
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:20,960
Speaker 1: of impressed, so I want to encourage her to maybe

624
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:24,440
Speaker 1: do what Yeah, but she had like jokes. I think

625
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:27,320
Speaker 1: like this time, like she just needs to tell stories,

626
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:29,600
Speaker 1: Like I need to get her to tell stories. And

627
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:31,480
Speaker 1: then because Chris was saying to me, like, I know

628
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:33,560
Speaker 1: would be annoying if your mom like started doing stand

629
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:35,280
Speaker 1: up and I'm like, no, I would fucking love it.

630
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:38,840
Speaker 1: I would love it on stage and do like a

631
00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:43,720
Speaker 1: Q and A yeah, that would be And what do

632
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:45,720
Speaker 1: you know about Q and I? I don't even want

633
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:47,719
Speaker 1: to talk about it. That was my mom's like whole thing,

634
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:50,800
Speaker 1: which she was. She was getting a little like, uh

635
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:54,800
Speaker 1: felt kind of cornered into having to like a political

636
00:33:54,920 --> 00:34:00,160
Speaker 1: statement against Yeah, she's she is. I'm just disgusted want

637
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:03,160
Speaker 1: to talk about it, um, but she was. She was

638
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:06,040
Speaker 1: singing a lot, and she was also she just she

639
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:08,640
Speaker 1: wants to sing every song. She's just and she's taking

640
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:11,600
Speaker 1: singing lessons and singing teacher was there my art the

641
00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:15,480
Speaker 1: oneman that Aria that helps my mom and gives her

642
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:18,360
Speaker 1: singing lessons was there and like encouraging her long and

643
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:21,960
Speaker 1: she was singing like really hard songs. Was pretty impressed. Um,

644
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:25,800
Speaker 1: but overall it was good, Taylor, what was your favorite

645
00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:29,000
Speaker 1: part of the evening? Um? I really liked what ass

646
00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:35,160
Speaker 1: Pussy done? My Nikla very like a sweet she just

647
00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:38,960
Speaker 1: had a baby. It's um Chris's brother's wife, Emma. She

648
00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:41,239
Speaker 1: has like a you know, four month old at home,

649
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:42,800
Speaker 1: and she was singing wet s Pussy And it was

650
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:45,560
Speaker 1: funny because Tim was like kind of blushing her husband,

651
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:47,800
Speaker 1: but she was like smiling and like, it's just so

652
00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:51,080
Speaker 1: funny to see this like sweet mom singing this song.

653
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:53,640
Speaker 1: This very explicit and everyone can see what the lyrics

654
00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:56,360
Speaker 1: are because they're like big on the screen. So this

655
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:59,160
Speaker 1: whole room of people is watching this sweet mother sing

656
00:34:59,239 --> 00:35:01,239
Speaker 1: wet as pussy. And we were going back and forth

657
00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:03,239
Speaker 1: with it, and it was funny because Chris goes Tim,

658
00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:05,200
Speaker 1: you know how I feel now? Like because there Tim

659
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:07,840
Speaker 1: was feeling a little bit embarrassing like how raunchy Emma

660
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:09,880
Speaker 1: was being, and he was like, now you know what

661
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:11,640
Speaker 1: my world is, and it was like, oh, that's nice

662
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:17,360
Speaker 1: to see. Okay, we'll be back with some fan tracks. Alright,

663
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:27,680
Speaker 1: we're back. Let's do fan trax. M All right, let's

664
00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:30,880
Speaker 1: get to it. Noah, what do you have for us? Sorry, Luigi,

665
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:32,160
Speaker 1: you can't get up here. Do you want to get

666
00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:36,040
Speaker 1: up here? Come on up? Yeah. Let's start with a

667
00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:43,320
Speaker 1: voicemail from Luke. Okay, Luke, Noah, Nikki, Andrew, this is

668
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:47,120
Speaker 1: Luke from Lincoln, Nebraska, and I'm calling about episode to

669
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:51,880
Speaker 1: nineteen and two twenty, about that college in Canada offering

670
00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:54,799
Speaker 1: that Taylor Swift class. And I couldn't help but think

671
00:35:55,640 --> 00:35:59,600
Speaker 1: what band might be least likely to have a class

672
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:02,239
Speaker 1: about it? And I couldn't help the thing about my

673
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:06,239
Speaker 1: favorite guilty pleasure band, Third Eye Blind, specifically that song

674
00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:10,600
Speaker 1: semi Charm of Life. You know, I want something else

675
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:15,600
Speaker 1: to give me three of this simmy job con in life. Right.

676
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:19,359
Speaker 1: So the music sounds so that summer fun vibe. Yet

677
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:23,520
Speaker 1: the lyrics, if you read them, they're pretty dark and dirty.

678
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:26,840
Speaker 1: Maybe a fun game you guys could do is play

679
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:30,919
Speaker 1: is this a Third Eye Blind lyric or something from

680
00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:34,480
Speaker 1: your mom's adult romance novel collection? I don't know, just

681
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:38,160
Speaker 1: a thought. So I love you, guys, don't be and

682
00:36:40,719 --> 00:36:50,120
Speaker 1: had fashion. Oh my god, wait hold on, let's look

683
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:52,920
Speaker 1: at those lyrics. And I love that song. This guy

684
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:56,920
Speaker 1: was cold, there was no okay, so it says, and

685
00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:58,960
Speaker 1: to speak to you like the of course, it's to

686
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,000
Speaker 1: the verse, chopping of a line like a coda with

687
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:03,520
Speaker 1: the curse come on like a freak show takes the stage.

688
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:06,080
Speaker 1: We give them the games we play, and then it

689
00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:08,040
Speaker 1: goes on to this guy was gold. It was rose.

690
00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:09,800
Speaker 1: I was taking SIPs of it through my nose and

691
00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:12,200
Speaker 1: I wish I could get back there, someplace, back there, smiling,

692
00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:14,359
Speaker 1: and the pictures you would take jing crystal meth would

693
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:16,120
Speaker 1: lift you up until you break. I won't stop. I

694
00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:18,880
Speaker 1: won't come back down, and keep the TikTok rhythm, A

695
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:20,680
Speaker 1: bump for the drop and then a bumped up. I

696
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:22,400
Speaker 1: took the hit that I was given, then a bumped

697
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:25,040
Speaker 1: to get, then a bumped aget said how do I

698
00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:27,120
Speaker 1: get back there too? And then I believe in the

699
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:29,160
Speaker 1: sand beneath my toes, the beach gives a feeling and

700
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:33,479
Speaker 1: earth and earthy feeling. I believe. Okay, so um meth.

701
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:36,480
Speaker 1: This song is about math. Yeah, it's about math. It

702
00:37:36,719 --> 00:37:39,520
Speaker 1: is weird when you like, start singing songs and look

703
00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:42,279
Speaker 1: up the lyrics to go, whoa, this is what it's about.

704
00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:44,960
Speaker 1: What did you think there was some song yesterday that

705
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:48,160
Speaker 1: you were like. I always thought it was someone said

706
00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:51,680
Speaker 1: they thought hey Jealousy was hey, Chelsea, you thought it

707
00:37:51,719 --> 00:38:00,480
Speaker 1: was hair jealous, hair jealous, hair jel I see, um, okay,

708
00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:04,080
Speaker 1: that was a great suggestion. And I love the band

709
00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:07,640
Speaker 1: would be your least like like you Be forty, like

710
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:12,759
Speaker 1: Red Red One or um. Honestly, Maroom five Mos like

711
00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:16,000
Speaker 1: Jagger is my least favorite song of all time, but

712
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:18,960
Speaker 1: they have a big catalog. Du teach maybe like a

713
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:21,600
Speaker 1: one hit wonder to do a hole actually like a

714
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:23,919
Speaker 1: lot of Room five. I just hate that song so much.

715
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:28,080
Speaker 1: I hated that. I'd like to know more about Mr Big.

716
00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:34,719
Speaker 1: Come on, little Girl that Mr Big? I think? So whoa?

717
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:38,040
Speaker 1: I thought he was just about chumba womba. Oh I

718
00:38:38,239 --> 00:38:40,880
Speaker 1: ohe the do you do a class on it? What

719
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:42,719
Speaker 1: song do they sing? I mean, it's hard to break

720
00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:45,880
Speaker 1: it down. It's get knocked out, but I'll get help again.

721
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:49,799
Speaker 1: That's it's it's pissing the night away. I think, yeah,

722
00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:52,120
Speaker 1: when you really break down that, I mean, what's spend.

723
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:56,040
Speaker 1: What's he doing? She did, she needs club? She so

724
00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:59,360
Speaker 1: we're going to professor stand up about her family? She

725
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:04,239
Speaker 1: just yeah, um yeah, I guess that that would be

726
00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:07,480
Speaker 1: my least favorite. Is just a song a musician. I

727
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:10,760
Speaker 1: don't really hate any musicians, like the DJ Khalid okay

728
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:13,520
Speaker 1: let's and I'm calling him a musician is quite a

729
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:19,800
Speaker 1: strap would be the greatest because he said so. Okay,

730
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:23,279
Speaker 1: um no, next fan trax. Al Right, here is a

731
00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:30,520
Speaker 1: story from Taylor. Okay, hey, besties, this is Taylor from Chicago.

732
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:35,279
Speaker 1: I was just listening to the Reddit dump uh Bukaki

733
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:38,640
Speaker 1: episode um, which it totally does sound like bullshit, and

734
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:40,960
Speaker 1: I think I might start using that as a synonym

735
00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:46,440
Speaker 1: for bullshit. I wanted to call it a misuse of word. Story.

736
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:49,720
Speaker 1: I used to work at a salon as a receptionist,

737
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:51,800
Speaker 1: and it was at the front desk one day and

738
00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:55,040
Speaker 1: the stylist brought up her client to get her all

739
00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:58,040
Speaker 1: checked out and on her way, and the stylist said

740
00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:00,440
Speaker 1: to the client like, oh, your hair is just so

741
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:03,879
Speaker 1: much brighter now, like it's very rejuvenating and blah blah blah,

742
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:07,359
Speaker 1: and then she goes, yeah, it just really euthanizes your

743
00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:12,680
Speaker 1: look and sit there with that straight face, and it

744
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:14,640
Speaker 1: was honestly one of the hardest things I've ever had

745
00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:18,200
Speaker 1: to do. Um, I just wanted to share that with

746
00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:21,360
Speaker 1: you because it's absolutely ridiculous and other people need to know.

747
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:25,640
Speaker 1: But I love you guys, love the pod, and I'm

748
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:29,840
Speaker 1: sure I got nothing. That's what was the days we

749
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:31,680
Speaker 1: don't either. That's so funny. I used to have a

750
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:33,800
Speaker 1: joke that I was like when I played a like

751
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,360
Speaker 1: kind of Sarah silverman ish joke where it was like

752
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:38,960
Speaker 1: I say things that I don't know that they're bad,

753
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:40,960
Speaker 1: and I was like, I took my dog into the

754
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:43,719
Speaker 1: you know vet and he was looking old. So I

755
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:45,120
Speaker 1: was like, is there anything you could do? Like I

756
00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:47,600
Speaker 1: heard about this thing where you can euthanize him to

757
00:40:47,719 --> 00:40:49,919
Speaker 1: make him younger, and they and so now I don't

758
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:52,360
Speaker 1: have a dog anymore, and they killed him and I

759
00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:55,680
Speaker 1: actually surprised about it. But that is so funny. Yeah,

760
00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:58,719
Speaker 1: really euthanized. You've got correct people on that you gotta

761
00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:01,120
Speaker 1: go And it's so fun The two people that you

762
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:05,160
Speaker 1: listen to, it's like they both think that that's a word. Yeah,

763
00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:09,320
Speaker 1: you could correct them. I don't because oh I know,

764
00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:12,440
Speaker 1: or they just want to take it away. Well I

765
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:14,800
Speaker 1: don't know who, but that's too funny to go. You

766
00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:16,719
Speaker 1: just picked a word that it's not like it means

767
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:20,160
Speaker 1: something that is it means to put to sleep forever.

768
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:23,360
Speaker 1: So it's like, it's it's funny that that's a funny

769
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:25,400
Speaker 1: correction to make to someone. I would I would think

770
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:27,879
Speaker 1: it's not like being like, well, excuse me, I think

771
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:33,560
Speaker 1: you mean that you think that, Yes, it's not that um,

772
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:37,279
Speaker 1: but that is so funny and it does sound like

773
00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:40,440
Speaker 1: it should be. Yeah, you use For a second, I

774
00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:44,239
Speaker 1: was like, what's wrong with that? Yeah? Right, Oh, but

775
00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:45,759
Speaker 1: I like the two people were just like, it does

776
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:47,920
Speaker 1: euthanize you? But that does that does sound like a

777
00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:50,919
Speaker 1: treatment I would want to have as the euthanizing face mask. Yeah.

778
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:56,719
Speaker 1: It just makes your hair look dead it Yeah. Do

779
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:59,000
Speaker 1: you know that's why you look shiny with botox is

780
00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:03,080
Speaker 1: because when you become dead, your skin atrophies and it

781
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:06,960
Speaker 1: becomes very shiny and botox people you get shiny forehead

782
00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:09,560
Speaker 1: when you get botox because your skin kind of thinks

783
00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:12,680
Speaker 1: it's dead. I don't know the exact chemistry of it,

784
00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:17,239
Speaker 1: but there's some kind of thing about that that yeah,

785
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:21,280
Speaker 1: with people on it. Well, there weren't because Tailor lapped

786
00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:25,799
Speaker 1: for me, but open because Taylor, because it was if

787
00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:29,640
Speaker 1: there's a casket that's opened, it is your duty to

788
00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:35,280
Speaker 1: take the big mac. Wait what wait what? Wait? Who's

789
00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:38,840
Speaker 1: who did you see dead? I mean my uh, my

790
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:42,680
Speaker 1: grandma's boyfriend, which sounds funny, but he was like nineties something. Um,

791
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:47,520
Speaker 1: because I've only seen one, he already looked dead. He

792
00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:51,320
Speaker 1: already looked like he looks like the guy in seven

793
00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:54,200
Speaker 1: Coughs up Dust and I think he's dead. He already

794
00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:57,359
Speaker 1: looked like he looked alive. They gave him a little

795
00:42:57,440 --> 00:43:01,839
Speaker 1: like bronzer um the I that my friend who shot

796
00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:04,439
Speaker 1: his blew his head off, essentially. I could not believe

797
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:06,239
Speaker 1: they would do in an open gasket. But they really

798
00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:08,480
Speaker 1: fixed him up in a way that like he just

799
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:12,280
Speaker 1: looked very pale, yeah, and like yeah, it was creepy.

800
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:14,720
Speaker 1: But I couldn't believe because I was just like where

801
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,239
Speaker 1: where is? I was trying to look for them because

802
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:19,279
Speaker 1: the back of his head. Yeah they can, they can

803
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:22,799
Speaker 1: do amazing things and dark. Yeah it's start as fuck.

804
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:25,279
Speaker 1: But listen, um, I saw my grandpa. I was like

805
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:27,960
Speaker 1: he's not in there, like there was nothing in there. Yeah.

806
00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:30,439
Speaker 1: I just read this really sad story about a woman

807
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:34,560
Speaker 1: who was like writing about, you know, losing her child

808
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:36,320
Speaker 1: in Sandy Hook and writing like a kind of a

809
00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:39,440
Speaker 1: letter to parents that lost their kids in this recent

810
00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:41,959
Speaker 1: shooting about like here's what I went through and here's

811
00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:44,040
Speaker 1: what to expect, and like she was talking about like

812
00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:47,080
Speaker 1: holding her child's hand after it was like she could,

813
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:50,480
Speaker 1: and she was just like it's just it's it's they're

814
00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:54,239
Speaker 1: not there. They're not there, you know. Oh, shush, I

815
00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:56,640
Speaker 1: know children might be listening. Oh my god, I got

816
00:43:57,640 --> 00:44:00,160
Speaker 1: a moment with your dad last night. This makes me ago.

817
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:02,360
Speaker 1: So your dad, you know, telling his story. He's like,

818
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:04,520
Speaker 1: I'm losing my voice, but I'm also going to talk

819
00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:07,360
Speaker 1: the whole time. My dad was I mean, he sounds terrible,

820
00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:12,800
Speaker 1: but it it sounds like that. So he sounds like

821
00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:16,600
Speaker 1: he's drowning in mud constantly. He's fucking it's really awful.

822
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:19,640
Speaker 1: He was telling his story though, He's like this guy

823
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:23,480
Speaker 1: we were going around tayling stories. We were at the graveyard.

824
00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:25,960
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he went to his fifty year aa and

825
00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:28,440
Speaker 1: then all of his friends walked around the graveyard friends,

826
00:44:29,239 --> 00:44:30,880
Speaker 1: they took him on the life support and then he

827
00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:33,880
Speaker 1: did he lived another four years, and Taylor goes, that

828
00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:36,960
Speaker 1: doesn't really make sense, and you can just see your dad.

829
00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:38,960
Speaker 1: I don't think you've ever been called out on like

830
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:43,120
Speaker 1: like everybody did say that the wife yanked the chord

831
00:44:43,239 --> 00:44:46,960
Speaker 1: like she was starting a lawnmower. Definitely, guy said the

832
00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:49,440
Speaker 1: joke of so this guy got taken off life support,

833
00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:52,480
Speaker 1: which and lived for four years, and then about he

834
00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:56,600
Speaker 1: said three times, No, that did not happen. First of all,

835
00:44:56,719 --> 00:45:00,360
Speaker 1: my dad exaggerates by so if it's four years take off,

836
00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:03,719
Speaker 1: take off, it was, it was at least two years,

837
00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:08,080
Speaker 1: but not more than three. Everything my dad does is

838
00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:13,759
Speaker 1: exaggerated everything, every number, every quantity, every length of time,

839
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:16,839
Speaker 1: any kind of number. It's always gaggerated because he knows

840
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:18,359
Speaker 1: that's not all a good story, is what he'll say.

841
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:22,600
Speaker 1: And I say, no, you know how to lie constantly. Well,

842
00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:26,080
Speaker 1: it's funny the thief called out the liar. Oh yeah.

843
00:45:27,239 --> 00:45:31,040
Speaker 1: A moral code when it comes to telling tall tales.

844
00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:33,560
Speaker 1: Is that what you guys do on the railroad. You

845
00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:39,520
Speaker 1: make sure everyone tells the did you did you read

846
00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:42,960
Speaker 1: the sober and as a child, No, I don't read fiction.

847
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:46,480
Speaker 1: It's like Taylor is sham because it's a lie. I

848
00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:49,640
Speaker 1: hate you don't read fiction, No, because it's fucking made

849
00:45:49,719 --> 00:45:52,399
Speaker 1: up lies. But they're just read things that are real.

850
00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:55,320
Speaker 1: I understand that. I don't like fictionalize things either, but

851
00:45:55,719 --> 00:45:58,160
Speaker 1: you have to understand. I under for me. It's not

852
00:45:58,239 --> 00:46:01,160
Speaker 1: my preference. But don't act like it's not valuable in society. No,

853
00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:03,480
Speaker 1: I just want to see it. No, I'm not saying

854
00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:07,759
Speaker 1: you only need books about like Spider and how to

855
00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:13,120
Speaker 1: pin them in a and Taylor's. Taylor's hobbies include um,

856
00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:18,719
Speaker 1: collecting bug specimens, cartography of old rock quarries. This is

857
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:23,480
Speaker 1: real show. No, it's not the Taylor shame show. You're

858
00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:27,840
Speaker 1: so interesting. I don't understand you and um and like

859
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:31,000
Speaker 1: you should. But Taylor loves collecting bugs, and you make

860
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:34,279
Speaker 1: your own. What's the best bug you've ever stolen? I

861
00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:37,839
Speaker 1: stole his life a scar rub. Wait? Do you ever

862
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,360
Speaker 1: kill bugs to take them? Or do you think I

863
00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:42,960
Speaker 1: just find them dead? Yes? You want to kill him dead?

864
00:46:43,080 --> 00:46:44,440
Speaker 1: Damn it. Well, if you don't want to make this

865
00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:46,759
Speaker 1: a shame show, we just walked into a territory. I

866
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:49,799
Speaker 1: don't have I don't kill dogs. It's just a little bug.

867
00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:55,840
Speaker 1: I would protect you and you would be piste. How

868
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:57,960
Speaker 1: do you kill them? And I have a collection? Wait,

869
00:46:57,960 --> 00:46:59,520
Speaker 1: how do you kill them? Do you have any centipedes?

870
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:02,600
Speaker 1: Oh that's not an insect, but I mean I do, actually,

871
00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:08,200
Speaker 1: but an arthropod? Really? Is that right? Actually? I don't know.

872
00:47:08,239 --> 00:47:13,960
Speaker 1: I only know about insects. Okay, let's do almost. And

873
00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:17,120
Speaker 1: Taylor has given herself all of her tattoos. These are

874
00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:20,600
Speaker 1: all her own. She does her own tattoos with pen

875
00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:24,200
Speaker 1: on the freight train, on the freight train with a

876
00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:29,600
Speaker 1: thunderstory to mosquitoes and put in her arm. It says

877
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:32,960
Speaker 1: obscure facts on here that doesn't see like my dad

878
00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:39,759
Speaker 1: was trying to when you got you have an Apple Core.

879
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:45,240
Speaker 1: You have something that says mag maggot magic. I guess

880
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:51,200
Speaker 1: I'm not that you better euthanize that sentence. God. Okay,

881
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:56,800
Speaker 1: let's let's says maggots final thought. Let's go to another

882
00:47:56,920 --> 00:48:00,400
Speaker 1: fan trax if we have time for it. Yeah, okay.

883
00:48:00,440 --> 00:48:04,400
Speaker 1: So this is a message that came from Kira on Instagram,

884
00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:07,719
Speaker 1: and you guys are going to be in Pittsburgh on Saturday.

885
00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:12,520
Speaker 1: So she wanted to share some fun facts about Pittsburgh, please, Okay,

886
00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:16,839
Speaker 1: has more bridges than any city in the world, fourty five,

887
00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:22,080
Speaker 1: which is why it's called the City of Bridges. Didn't Okay,

888
00:48:22,239 --> 00:48:27,160
Speaker 1: there's suicide joke TVD. Which one do you pick? The

889
00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:31,080
Speaker 1: world's first t Rex skeleton is displayed at the Carnegie

890
00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:35,560
Speaker 1: Museum of Natural History in Pittsburgh. Whoa it was until

891
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:40,680
Speaker 1: Taylor stolen and put in her favorite band is t Rex?

892
00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:48,239
Speaker 1: Is it? There was one point? Yes? Score? Okay, how

893
00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:51,600
Speaker 1: about this one. There is a gravity hill in North

894
00:48:51,719 --> 00:48:56,360
Speaker 1: Park where your car will roll uphill. We know who's

895
00:48:56,400 --> 00:49:02,239
Speaker 1: probably driving. It's going somewhere. It just took it for

896
00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:04,440
Speaker 1: a spin around the law. I was borrowing it for

897
00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:10,800
Speaker 1: gravity research. Crazy okay, So gravity like doesn't work somewhere

898
00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:17,239
Speaker 1: the card maybe because of the moon or something. Okay, Um,

899
00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:21,319
Speaker 1: any other facts just famous people from Pittsburgh. Yeah, let's

900
00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:25,120
Speaker 1: hear him, all right, Jimmy Stewart, you can stop, all right?

901
00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:29,480
Speaker 1: Yeah to Stewart. We like to be Stewart. Uh, you know,

902
00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:33,719
Speaker 1: wonderful life. Harvey. I don't know that guy. I mean,

903
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:35,640
Speaker 1: I've heard you hear his name, but I don't know

904
00:49:35,719 --> 00:49:38,200
Speaker 1: what I know. He's an actor comedian kind of thing, really,

905
00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:41,760
Speaker 1: but I've never seen his work. Jimmy Stewart, he talked

906
00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:47,560
Speaker 1: like this. I think they all back then. What you've

907
00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:49,920
Speaker 1: heard of this? It's a wonderful life. Right, it's a

908
00:49:51,640 --> 00:49:55,600
Speaker 1: it's a movie. It's another movie, but it's a wonderful life. Okay,

909
00:49:55,640 --> 00:50:02,480
Speaker 1: who else? Um, Gene Kelly? Oh another oldie? Anyone within

910
00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:10,160
Speaker 1: the last two centuries? Mr Rogers? Again? What about that's

911
00:50:10,160 --> 00:50:15,000
Speaker 1: a Christina Aguilera. Oh there we go, Come on over. Um,

912
00:50:15,320 --> 00:50:18,160
Speaker 1: who's do you have any like? Famis from Port St.

913
00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:23,239
Speaker 1: Lucy besides Megan Megan Fox. Oh yeah, there's the thumb thing.

914
00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:30,600
Speaker 1: It's something about their thumb. That's a good one to

915
00:50:30,640 --> 00:50:32,279
Speaker 1: have from your town. Where about your from your own

916
00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:37,320
Speaker 1: Oh wait, you're from here, Bob Costs. I mean, before

917
00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:39,160
Speaker 1: we leave, I just want to say that Taylor was

918
00:50:39,239 --> 00:50:40,920
Speaker 1: in the car with me when I hit a garbage man.

919
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:43,480
Speaker 1: Been through a lot. I cried, you were in the car,

920
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:46,040
Speaker 1: She was in the car. Can you do you want

921
00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:49,359
Speaker 1: to tell what your perspective was? We were rocking out.

922
00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:54,720
Speaker 1: We're going to an eighties game, basketball basketball game, eies

923
00:50:54,719 --> 00:50:57,160
Speaker 1: because we're in the pup. Yeah, and he jumped right out.

924
00:50:57,239 --> 00:51:00,279
Speaker 1: I mean I was I testified you did he jumping?

925
00:51:01,120 --> 00:51:02,759
Speaker 1: So I don't like get in trouble. I've been to court.

926
00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:05,239
Speaker 1: I don't like it. Yeah, why you don't start off

927
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:07,400
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes saying you're a thief and then is the

928
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:09,799
Speaker 1: person back? You know your one story when you killed

929
00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:13,799
Speaker 1: a guy. I didn't kill him. I'm sure he got jacked. Yeah,

930
00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:17,960
Speaker 1: I don't. Wasn't even really hurt. Yeah, dude, the stories

931
00:51:18,960 --> 00:51:20,680
Speaker 1: me a little bit. He did flat, but it was

932
00:51:20,719 --> 00:51:23,320
Speaker 1: like Superman through the like he jumped and was like

933
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:27,279
Speaker 1: literally it was like he hit the front of my

934
00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:33,280
Speaker 1: mom's bad It was yea, what did you keep driving?

935
00:51:33,920 --> 00:51:38,400
Speaker 1: We started laughing. We used my mom's cloth, We laughed.

936
00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:41,440
Speaker 1: I laughed hysterically because and that's what happens a lot

937
00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:43,520
Speaker 1: of times when you have a traumatic event, people just

938
00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:46,840
Speaker 1: laugh hysterics. I think something weird is happening like that,

939
00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:49,680
Speaker 1: Like I did. I remember feeling really guilty, like why

940
00:51:49,719 --> 00:51:52,520
Speaker 1: am I laughing? But it was just so little. I mean,

941
00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:54,719
Speaker 1: I know, I can remember exactly how he looked, and

942
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:57,200
Speaker 1: it was funny. Yeah we looked. We were in eighties

943
00:51:57,360 --> 00:52:00,759
Speaker 1: gear and we were just like did you on with

944
00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:03,160
Speaker 1: your mom. Yeah, yeah, yeah, And I was like, there's

945
00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:05,920
Speaker 1: a garbage man down and we got out of the

946
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:07,440
Speaker 1: car and there was a part of me that was

947
00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:10,080
Speaker 1: like I should leave, Yeah, I should, just I didn't

948
00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:13,279
Speaker 1: think that, Well that's what you think. Like, honestly, I

949
00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:16,200
Speaker 1: understand hidden runs. Would people just run because you just

950
00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:19,120
Speaker 1: like you're so You're not a bad person, You're just like,

951
00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:22,160
Speaker 1: are so scared, like and you think they might be dead?

952
00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:23,360
Speaker 1: So what are you gonna do? Like, I don't know,

953
00:52:23,520 --> 00:52:25,359
Speaker 1: there's you do weird stuff. Oh my god, my Aunt

954
00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:27,439
Speaker 1: Sally's calling and I've been avoiding her call. She gave

955
00:52:27,480 --> 00:52:29,360
Speaker 1: me a card for my birthday from my mom that

956
00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:31,600
Speaker 1: said pick up your fucking phone. In the middle of

957
00:52:31,640 --> 00:52:34,040
Speaker 1: the card, you open the garden says happy thirty birthday,

958
00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:36,800
Speaker 1: pick up your fucking phone, Love Aunt Sally. It was

959
00:52:36,880 --> 00:52:40,440
Speaker 1: written like jail font chicken scratch. She was she's in

960
00:52:40,480 --> 00:52:43,160
Speaker 1: a wheelchair and can barely write, and it could be

961
00:52:43,239 --> 00:52:45,520
Speaker 1: why not jail It looks like one of your tattoos,

962
00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:52,880
Speaker 1: magic callback and um any other memories from our childhood

963
00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:55,960
Speaker 1: that you want to share tree court days we were

964
00:52:56,040 --> 00:52:58,640
Speaker 1: we used to rule the roost it um. We were

965
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:01,400
Speaker 1: the mayors of the space called Court, and we were

966
00:53:01,440 --> 00:53:04,840
Speaker 1: just that's where harassed people. Harassed people you have, like

967
00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:06,960
Speaker 1: the all the lifeguards. My god, we were so in

968
00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:09,080
Speaker 1: love with the would like stalk them and write poems

969
00:53:09,080 --> 00:53:10,680
Speaker 1: about them. And there was one guy that looked like

970
00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:14,399
Speaker 1: the Tom Everett Tom Scott Everett from American Werewolf in Paris,

971
00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:16,600
Speaker 1: and so we called him a whip because it's American

972
00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:18,960
Speaker 1: Werewolf in Paris Paris, So we called him a whip.

973
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:20,759
Speaker 1: And there was another guy that want sunglasses and we

974
00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:24,759
Speaker 1: were like, he looked like cool, like zoot suit riot,

975
00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:27,839
Speaker 1: so we called him Swinger and so swinging a whip

976
00:53:27,880 --> 00:53:31,920
Speaker 1: board these like hot lifeguards that we were like drowning

977
00:53:32,080 --> 00:53:34,000
Speaker 1: or whatever to get them to like pay attention to you.

978
00:53:34,320 --> 00:53:36,879
Speaker 1: Taylor got like one of them. You started dating Swing

979
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:41,040
Speaker 1: Swing so jealous, and I remember one time I was

980
00:53:41,080 --> 00:53:44,280
Speaker 1: like we were just I was so interested in sex, obviously,

981
00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:45,839
Speaker 1: but none of my friends were having it. I wasn't

982
00:53:45,880 --> 00:53:47,360
Speaker 1: having it, and I thought Taylor was a little bit

983
00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:49,600
Speaker 1: more experienced than me. And I remember going over your

984
00:53:49,640 --> 00:53:51,239
Speaker 1: house and being like, what did you would swing or do?

985
00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:53,440
Speaker 1: And you drew a picture of a hand and you

986
00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:57,440
Speaker 1: just circled the figure, and I was like, I was

987
00:53:57,600 --> 00:54:00,120
Speaker 1: so crazy to talk about what we did. I can

988
00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:07,960
Speaker 1: just go you circle a finger just one second. Oh

989
00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:11,920
Speaker 1: my god. Well Taylor's here. I gotta go. Um, I'm

990
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:14,040
Speaker 1: going to another show. I'm going to a radio show.

991
00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:17,279
Speaker 1: It's in Chesterfield. Taylor's going to drive me. Um. I

992
00:54:17,360 --> 00:54:19,759
Speaker 1: don't know how I feel about that, but I actually do.

993
00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:21,879
Speaker 1: It's gonna be fun. She's driving me in a car.

994
00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:24,560
Speaker 1: Is it the one that she stole a couple of

995
00:54:24,680 --> 00:54:27,560
Speaker 1: years ago from New Orleans. No, she had to give

996
00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:29,360
Speaker 1: that back because it had a fucking siren on it.

997
00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:32,600
Speaker 1: This one's her mom's Kia Sorrento. We're gonna have fun.

998
00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:37,920
Speaker 1: Never let go. We've always ended this. Sometimes I think

999
00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:40,960
Speaker 1: about jumping on a train, but I feel like I'll

1000
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:43,600
Speaker 1: bring my parents so much pain. But I get back.

1001
00:54:43,719 --> 00:54:45,960
Speaker 1: I sit back and I relax when I eat the

1002
00:54:46,040 --> 00:54:50,040
Speaker 1: sandwiches like a Mexican boy who gets um. Told that

1003
00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:51,759
Speaker 1: he did it, but it was really me, and I

1004
00:54:51,840 --> 00:55:00,400
Speaker 1: feel really bad because he got hit. It won't be

1005
00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:08,200
Speaker 1: taken out of contact. Want to wrap about. I'm sorry

1006
00:55:08,200 --> 00:55:11,239
Speaker 1: about all the shame I've caused the Glazer name by

1007
00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:14,360
Speaker 1: telling you about my crime at this very hard time.

1008
00:55:15,719 --> 00:55:18,279
Speaker 1: That's good. I did not mean to shave you, but

1009
00:55:18,320 --> 00:55:19,960
Speaker 1: I do want you to stop stealing. And I thank

1010
00:55:19,960 --> 00:55:21,840
Speaker 1: you so much, and I thank you so much for

1011
00:55:21,920 --> 00:55:24,560
Speaker 1: being here. Like we've never had anyone this interesting on

1012
00:55:24,600 --> 00:55:27,640
Speaker 1: the podcast ever, Like I can't even believe how crazy

1013
00:55:27,640 --> 00:55:29,120
Speaker 1: your stories are. And I want to have you back.

1014
00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:30,600
Speaker 1: And I hope you don't feel like it was a

1015
00:55:30,640 --> 00:55:33,520
Speaker 1: shame fest. I can't use a little shame every once

1016
00:55:33,520 --> 00:55:39,920
Speaker 1: in a while. Well, shame is my That's what I did. Yes,

1017
00:55:39,960 --> 00:55:42,520
Speaker 1: it's what Well, that's what I love doing to myself,

1018
00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:45,000
Speaker 1: so I give to other people quite often. I'm sorry

1019
00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:48,000
Speaker 1: about that gay giving. Andrew, you should have said good

1020
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:50,440
Speaker 1: bye to me last night, but you apologize. I apologize

1021
00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:53,840
Speaker 1: for my crimes. Um, I was just bringing that, but

1022
00:55:53,920 --> 00:55:55,440
Speaker 1: as a joke. I really wasn't. Not being again, I

1023
00:55:55,440 --> 00:56:01,520
Speaker 1: accept your apology. App thank you. It's a rap as

1024
00:56:01,600 --> 00:56:03,480
Speaker 1: a W A R P. Al Right, guys, thank you

1025
00:56:03,520 --> 00:56:05,480
Speaker 1: so much for listening to the show. Well, look at Luigi,

1026
00:56:05,600 --> 00:56:08,120
Speaker 1: he knows what I'm saying about. Don't be kidding out there.

1027
00:56:08,480 --> 00:56:14,480
Speaker 1: And what Jackson eyes Jackson eyes