Speaker 1: Yo, my friend got pants in front of the whole class, bro,
Speaker 1: And that was middle school viral.
Speaker 2: Yeah, not even like like just in short.
Speaker 1: It's like not even his underwear came down, but like
Speaker 1: everyone saw his like underwear, and I remember he was
Speaker 1: like stressed the fuck out for years after that. That's yeah,
Speaker 1: it like fractured a friendship. Like he was such a
Speaker 1: fucking betrayal. He's like, Bro, you pants me in front
Speaker 1: of everybody in sixth grade?
Speaker 2: Like, this is fucked up. Some kids I didn't even
Speaker 2: know did that to me. I didn't even have a fraction. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: Now let's find them, bro. I'll be like, oh, you're
Speaker 1: a tough guy.
Speaker 2: Huh. They're like, what man a tough guy?
Speaker 1: No, I'm just trying to sell some beat Like honey,
Speaker 1: here at the farmers market.
Speaker 2: You remember Justin, Bro, You remember Justin?
Speaker 3: My man?
Speaker 2: What superducer Justin sends his regards? Hey, honey, I don't
Speaker 2: know this man. Oh God, I want to past strangers.
Speaker 2: You want to past strangers? Are you strangling it? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Put In I'm putting in my mind.
Speaker 1: He works a farmer's market. Be tent, honey Bee tent,
Speaker 1: and I'm choking him out in front of everybody at
Speaker 1: the farmer's market and they're aghast.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but then next please, he's not so tough now,
Speaker 4: is he? Folks was tough? That's so fucked up? What
Speaker 4: are you doing? Like he passed my friend about twenty
Speaker 4: years ago. We don't forget that ship.
Speaker 2: I'm too afraid not to tell you to do it,
Speaker 2: to tell you not to do it. You know, do
Speaker 2: you think?
Speaker 3: Do you think Doug I.
Speaker 1: Got Look, I'm feelings, Yeah, I just I just come
Speaker 1: in out of the shadows, like remember me. He's getting Yeah,
Speaker 1: once I got him locked up.
Speaker 2: Come on, come on, come on, bro, this all you know?
Speaker 2: That's all you motherfuck.
Speaker 3: His eyes aren't even open.
Speaker 2: I'm sitting there trying to talk. Shit. He's a sweep
Speaker 2: tough Wow. You do the thing?
Speaker 5: You kiss your fingertip on his lips over at each eye.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, Go see Morpheus, Go see Morphia.
Speaker 2: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season three forty eight,
Speaker 2: Episode three of Daily's Ice production of iHeartRadio. This is
Speaker 2: a podcast where we take a deep dive into American
Speaker 2: shared consciousness. And it is Wednesday, July twenty fourth, twenty
Speaker 2: twenty four, seven two four two four.
Speaker 1: Oh seven two big two four to two four to you.
Speaker 1: It's National Thermal engine shout out all the thermal engineers, bro,
Speaker 1: because it's your day, you know what I mean. Also
Speaker 1: National drive Through Day, a shout out for people who
Speaker 1: like to drive to shoutout people work in the drive through.
Speaker 1: National Amelia Airhard Day.
Speaker 2: Shoutout Jill she she had a little park by my
Speaker 2: house in North Hollywood. National Tequila Day.
Speaker 1: And also shout out all the cousins because it's National
Speaker 1: Cousins Day.
Speaker 2: Cousin all right, those that's a good mixture. I like it.
Speaker 2: It's not just like three foods like it has been
Speaker 2: fairly recently. Yeah, shout out my cousin that La Austin,
Speaker 2: Brandy Cameron. Yeah, shut out DJ Daniel about forty five
Speaker 2: other people. Wow, big strong Catholic family. Huh, big strong Catholic.
Speaker 2: My dad's one of eight, my mom's one of five.
Speaker 2: So we are out here. Wait is it? Do you even?
Speaker 2: Can you even remember all your cousins? I mean, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's it's can Yeah, but it's.
Speaker 1: I don't know why that's impossible. That's too many kids,
Speaker 1: fuck that.
Speaker 2: But it's like hard to remember, like to remember all
Speaker 2: their kids and you know all the who everybody is.
Speaker 2: That's a family reading it. Anyways, my name is Jack
Speaker 2: O'Brien AKA, it ain't no lie baby, Bye bye bye
Speaker 2: bye Dan. That is courtesy of hand Sandwich on the Discord.
Speaker 2: I don't like it quite as much as hand sandwich,
Speaker 2: but I'll take a hand sandwich. Yeah, and that's because
Speaker 2: Joe Biden's gone, He's out of here. Maybe he's gone
Speaker 2: and he's don the I shouldn't say that because that
Speaker 2: could be true, but that is a Republicans through Republican
Speaker 2: conspiracy theory that he's going to be David or weekends
Speaker 2: at Bernie's. M We'll see.
Speaker 1: We'll see, man, this maybe's taking money on that.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Anyways, I'm thrilled to be joined as always by
Speaker 2: my co host mister Miles.
Speaker 6: Grass, Greg K. Joe's out, Joe's out, Joe's out. I
Speaker 6: tried drying clock faces. Look fat for God, Lloyd Dustin
Speaker 6: just know he's black. I'm so sleepy. Listen up up, Jack,
Speaker 6: so much money.
Speaker 7: Donor stop that got a presidential ticket without Bidens in it.
Speaker 7: Come on, Jael, come get your man's cousin's mock Bass
Speaker 7: said it who that girl that guy endorsed. Now that
Speaker 7: Biden is, Kamala has got.
Speaker 2: A lot to improve.
Speaker 7: Coconut crew running the prove, locked up fool while I'm
Speaker 7: hiring a.
Speaker 1: Snooz shit Wow, Christy, I'magucci ludicrous rollout anyway, lot to
Speaker 1: improve coconut crew, right, locked up fools while higher than
Speaker 1: snoop was the last part very true.
Speaker 2: So yeah, he came close and it was well done.
Speaker 1: Coconut Gang, Rise up, Coconut.
Speaker 2: Gang, the coconut meme, coconut pilled gang out here. There's
Speaker 2: a lot of energy, a lot of energy for Kamala.
Speaker 2: I think people were just you know, the the Joe
Speaker 2: thing was was a real weight, real wet blanket on
Speaker 2: everybody's energy for defeating Trump.
Speaker 1: But we still got two enemies to defeat. It's racism
Speaker 1: and misogyny on the way to the White House. If
Speaker 1: this is gonna happen, I think that's a huge That's
Speaker 1: the part that freaks me out the most.
Speaker 2: You're white women didn't even come out for Hillary Clinton.
Speaker 1: White women didn't come out for Hillary Clinton, no mean
Speaker 1: to vote for real. That was like a huge That
Speaker 1: was a huge gap in the voting, Like the support that,
Speaker 1: a lot of expectations, yeah, yeah, yeah, and a lot
Speaker 1: of people are.
Speaker 2: Like, oh, A lot of fingers are pointed to a
Speaker 2: lot of other places at that time for her defeat
Speaker 2: in twenty sixteen. Come on, white women, Come on, white women,
Speaker 2: you can do that. We are thrilled Miles to be
Speaker 2: joined in our third seat by a brilliant and talented writer, podcaster,
Speaker 2: producer who's written for publications like The New York Times,
Speaker 2: The New Yorker, was a producer on Everybody's In La,
Speaker 2: one of my favorite shows of the last year. Co
Speaker 2: host of the legendary podcast Girls in Hoodies and Night Call, writer,
Speaker 2: creator host of the wonderful Heidi World, The Heidi Fly Story,
Speaker 2: and soon to be writer creator host of the legendary
Speaker 2: podcast Jenner World. Please welcome back to the show. It's
Speaker 2: Molly Wamber.
Speaker 3: I was going to do I can't top Miles for
Speaker 3: the song a ka.
Speaker 2: Ghost Riders. You know, I'm I'm coming out with it.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to think of one, and then I was
Speaker 3: just like, Nope.
Speaker 2: Don't you think Drake has ever approached Christy Amagucci Man
Speaker 2: to ghost write a song for him? I feel like
Speaker 2: he should.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not gonna put him on the spot,
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna let us know on that, and I
Speaker 1: should say a lot yeah, because he might think I don't.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure he wrote hell. Yeah, fucking right, Hi Christ,
Speaker 1: he created Yola.
Speaker 2: He started that whole thing. Molly, how are you doing good? Yes?
Speaker 3: Yeah, got my air conditioning on, so I'm doing amazing.
Speaker 2: There is.
Speaker 8: That he's gonna break.
Speaker 3: It's a scorcher.
Speaker 2: It's a scorch or folks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're consistently in some version of hell. And it's
Speaker 1: wild because it doesn't get like you can't open your
Speaker 1: windows and get that effective night chill until it doesn't
Speaker 1: hit to like four am.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's been it's been hot late and it's been humid. Yeah,
Speaker 3: very not that it's humid compared to anywhere else in
Speaker 3: the world where it is actually humid.
Speaker 2: Yes, but for l a Yeah, gotten more humid percent
Speaker 2: humidity out.
Speaker 3: It's gotten more tropical. No, it's it's like it's like
Speaker 3: fifty percent. You can feel it.
Speaker 2: When you open your mouth. The sweat doesn't or the
Speaker 2: spit doesn't just immediately dry out of your mouth. It's
Speaker 2: fucking crazy. Oh you got more spit in there from
Speaker 2: the I.
Speaker 3: Can tell how humid it is by how big my
Speaker 3: hair gets.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, I've been having some big hair. I actually
Speaker 2: just got a haircut yesterday because it was getting too big.
Speaker 2: And it must be nice. Your hair got too big?
Speaker 2: Huh too big? Got that big hair? I do? I
Speaker 2: mean I tease it out every morning.
Speaker 3: You had long hair?
Speaker 2: I have? Yeah, how long?
Speaker 1: Like damn to like here probably, I mean it was
Speaker 1: just like, oh, it was just you know, it's like
Speaker 1: I'm not cutting my hair college hairstyle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, exactly. I just didn't cut my hair for
Speaker 2: like a year, and it was it was pretty long.
Speaker 3: Does it get like kind of like can you like
Speaker 3: swish it back and forth?
Speaker 2: You have commercial hair, it's like frizzy. It had some
Speaker 2: it was not it was not shampoo college.
Speaker 3: You grow it back out, Howard Stern era.
Speaker 2: Back like. I'm always every time I see like someone
Speaker 2: my age or older with long hair, I'm always like, nah.
Speaker 1: It only works like once you're like an old dude,
Speaker 1: because like an old guy with a balding ptail, that's
Speaker 1: a strong look Like that's a great, yeah.
Speaker 3: Great look like a farmerce market old guy. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 3: I feel like you could do like braids Willie Nelson braids.
Speaker 2: Just wow. I mean, hell yeah, I could. Noticing that
Speaker 2: a little more in I've been trying to get that
Speaker 2: energy out as much as possible.
Speaker 1: You're like, honey, they said it, they said I should.
Speaker 1: Frankly said I should do the braids. Yeah, Miles agreed.
Speaker 8: So I'm doing it podcast that I had to the
Speaker 8: streets that I had to, they demanded, the Zei Gang insisted,
Speaker 8: you've been out voted, babe. All Right, Molly, we are
Speaker 8: going to get to know you a little bit better
Speaker 8: in a moment. First, we're going to tell the listeners
Speaker 8: a couple of things. We're talking about the JD vance backlash.
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know, does it. Do you need to
Speaker 2: have a like a period of like approval and enthusiasm
Speaker 2: before there's a backlash there?
Speaker 1: Yeah, the honey Yeah, I mean there was always a
Speaker 1: honeymoon period, and there was there was.
Speaker 2: Yeah the week, Yeah, on the week. They were pretty
Speaker 2: excited about that. Anyways, not just a shitty name, he's
Speaker 2: also a shitty candidate turned and I feel like just
Speaker 2: his energy is being a little bit more, coming a
Speaker 2: little bit more into focus. How he fits with Trump,
Speaker 2: in this new race is coming a little bit more
Speaker 2: into focus, so we'll talk about that. We will talk
Speaker 2: about some early efforts on the part of the Trump campaign,
Speaker 2: like what their dossier on Kamala Harris looks like, like
Speaker 2: some of that they just sent out some bullet points
Speaker 2: of like all right, here's how we get their ass.
Speaker 2: And we'll talk about coffee badging. We see you Amazon workers.
Speaker 2: Nice try you're not getting this one past, Uncle Jeff.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, coffee badging. Love these like made up fucking terms. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's like quiet quitting. What was the latest one?
Speaker 1: Now my job, that's what it's called. It's not like
Speaker 1: that's what and that's a time honored tradition that everyone
Speaker 1: engages in.
Speaker 2: But I like that. It's like the new thing is
Speaker 2: coffee badging. It's no.
Speaker 1: The thing that it always been is put in the
Speaker 1: least amount of effort as possible.
Speaker 2: The HR writer's room has been working over time to
Speaker 2: brainstorm these names for people just like not wanting to
Speaker 2: be in the office.
Speaker 3: What is coffee badging means you're.
Speaker 2: We'll get to it.
Speaker 3: So people, we can get to it.
Speaker 2: I mean we can or I can tell you right
Speaker 2: now that it's ok.
Speaker 3: Tell me right now.
Speaker 2: When people come to the office, they have to swipe
Speaker 2: in and out at Amazon because you know that Uncle
Speaker 2: Jeff wants to know where you are at all times.
Speaker 2: And you just swipe in, have a cup of coffee,
Speaker 2: and then go home because you're technically supposed to be
Speaker 2: in three days a week. But people were just coming
Speaker 2: in for a cup of coffee three days a week,
Speaker 2: but not staying that long. Okay, So working, yes, doing work,
Speaker 2: doing That's what people have been doing since the nineteen forties.
Speaker 2: And that wasn't a big deal back then because you
Speaker 2: didn't get tracked like a fucking tagged animal back then.
Speaker 2: But anyways, we'll talk about people. I used to wear
Speaker 2: hats people, and that is true. People used to wear
Speaker 2: hats in this goddamn.
Speaker 3: Country, to wear a damn hat.
Speaker 2: On every corner, singing around the.
Speaker 3: Call them doop in that time, Miles.
Speaker 2: That is my favorite line from any nineties movie is
Speaker 2: a Boy's Life with is that the one with Kenojo
Speaker 2: and robertson Arrow where he's like it was the fifties,
Speaker 2: there was a duop group on every corner. There wasn't
Speaker 2: there was talking about that. There was dude, you don't
Speaker 2: know shoes corner, Yeah, and they just had sing offs.
Speaker 2: You come into our turf, you're gonna have to harmonize anyway.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think, in fact, bring it back, bring it back,
Speaker 3: bring all right, anyone cast on every corner.
Speaker 2: That's right, That's what really they're going to say. He
Speaker 2: was twenty twenty four. Everybody had a fucking podcast.
Speaker 3: Well, I wish you could see Miles's face because you
Speaker 3: just became Robert Tiro.
Speaker 2: You just have to squinch your eyes.
Speaker 3: Really, you look exactly like Robert, right, or every.
Speaker 2: Guy has everyone else like it just looks like your face.
Speaker 3: Hey, hey, gender inclusive, I've got one too.
Speaker 2: Oh that's really good. He's going to look like you're
Speaker 2: having a terrible time sitting on the toilet and you
Speaker 2: have a Robert.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like your eyes real small and your mouth kind of.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you fucked my wife?
Speaker 3: My wife?
Speaker 2: You fuck my wife? Okay?
Speaker 3: All right, anyway you're talking to me.
Speaker 2: You fucked my wife? Why not? All right, I'm Robert,
Speaker 2: that's what he says. So that's taxi driver. He's saying
Speaker 2: that in the mirror, do you fuck my did you
Speaker 2: fuck my wife? Right? That's I have that all right? Anyway. No,
Speaker 2: he says it to Greg Focker and uh, meet the parents.
Speaker 2: That's right. Anyways, seemed to say it. He said it
Speaker 2: to Greg, did you fuck my wife? No, that's raging.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm just mixing up the you got me with
Speaker 1: that humor joke.
Speaker 3: Man, I got nipples.
Speaker 2: Focker I got and his name was Geppetto. Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: what I remember the name of the Jodie Foster's character
Speaker 2: at the end. That's right, that's right, ever I got
Speaker 2: he said it his most iconic role obviously. All right,
Speaker 2: all of that plenty more First, Molly, we do like
Speaker 2: to ask you, our guest, what is something from your
Speaker 2: search history that is revealing about who you are.
Speaker 3: I was thinking to be funny if I just came
Speaker 3: back on and talked about Genesis the whole time again.
Speaker 2: Your last time on. He showed us an incredible un
Speaker 2: the night tonight. Tonight.
Speaker 3: I was like, I justould just call oh and be like, guys,
Speaker 3: I'll watch a different Genesis video. You guys like Land
Speaker 3: of Confusion with the Weird Puppets.
Speaker 2: Oh, those I remember that. Those videos always like indexed
Speaker 2: really well on the You guys are probably too young
Speaker 2: to remember MTV used to do like the Top hundred,
Speaker 2: Like when it was a holiday, they would like count
Speaker 2: down the top hundred videos of all time. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: Genesis videos with like their weird special effects would always
Speaker 2: do pretty well.
Speaker 1: Yeah that gel those puppets. I remember being so fucking
Speaker 1: weirded out by those puppets.
Speaker 3: That was a real That was a British TV show
Speaker 3: where they just do that all the time. It's like
Speaker 3: a British caricature face political parody show. Yeah, with these
Speaker 3: fucking terrifying puppets.
Speaker 1: It's just the exactly like the way his face was exaggerated.
Speaker 2: It looks like a like a pumpkin. Like where this
Speaker 2: I don't know, Yeah, this is the.
Speaker 9: World were some Genesis is very body jack get with
Speaker 9: the time.
Speaker 3: Everybody talking about.
Speaker 2: Talking about Genesis. So what is in your search history
Speaker 2: that is in Genesis?
Speaker 3: Okay? Well I was looking up things to eat that
Speaker 3: you don't have to cook anything.
Speaker 2: Okay, we got we get jelly sandwich. It's so hot, I.
Speaker 3: Don't want to turn my oven on even a little bit.
Speaker 2: Sure.
Speaker 3: When I looked up all these things, a lot of
Speaker 3: like salads, which has salads are really good on hot
Speaker 3: and then I made soup like an idiot.
Speaker 1: I don't need to be hot, but I want to wait.
Speaker 1: Was it like it wasn't like gaspacho or something.
Speaker 3: No, it's not that that wouldn't make sense. I was like,
Speaker 3: what if I cook a hot soup?
Speaker 2: Scalding hot soup?
Speaker 3: Yeah, just you know, inverted logic. Yeah, the opposite of
Speaker 3: what I think I should do.
Speaker 1: I've actually been doing that a lot recently. I've had
Speaker 1: had soup like three times last week when it was hot.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: In my mind, I think as I was dehydrated or something.
Speaker 1: My body was like, you want to drink this meal next?
Speaker 3: But I was gonna like drink like cold chicken broth.
Speaker 3: And then I was like that's.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's.
Speaker 3: It's like it is to It was like my stomach
Speaker 3: was upset, and I was like, what can I what
Speaker 3: can I eat? The world make it worse?
Speaker 2: And basically gatorade.
Speaker 3: That's what they said. It was like, it's basically gatorade.
Speaker 3: You need to replenish your electrolytes with chicken broth.
Speaker 2: Why do I have a sense memory of drinking cold
Speaker 2: chicken broth? What is it about cold chicken broth that
Speaker 2: calls to us.
Speaker 3: Because it sounds good when it's so hot, you're like,
Speaker 3: oh cold.
Speaker 1: Wait wait this you guys were pounding cold for real.
Speaker 2: I didn't like pound it, but I must have tried it.
Speaker 2: That's all. I don't need to heat this up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember, like you go to Jerry's Deli or
Speaker 1: something and you get that big ass container that's in
Speaker 1: the fridge.
Speaker 3: Is good, Honestly, my boyfriend got his wisdom teeth out
Speaker 3: and so he had he could only eat some stuff
Speaker 3: that was like like that, and then I was kind
Speaker 3: of like, that sounds good. Actually, little chicken broth.
Speaker 2: Make those ice cubes. What is something you think is underrated? Molly?
Speaker 3: Underrated? What did I say? Uh? I might have said
Speaker 3: this on the show before because I only have three topics.
Speaker 1: But the beach, The beach is underra Go on, tell
Speaker 1: me why I hate how cold the water.
Speaker 3: Is a lot of Oh my god, what are you? Baby?
Speaker 3: You know who loves the beach though?
Speaker 1: It is?
Speaker 3: Baby?
Speaker 7: Is?
Speaker 10: I know?
Speaker 2: I know I'm trying to tell my baby. I'm my brother.
Speaker 3: I look so happy. Yeah, I just think I think
Speaker 3: the beach is awesome. It's free, it's it's cool, you
Speaker 3: get to go there when it's hot. I love the
Speaker 3: how cold the water is. I actually when I've been
Speaker 3: to other places where they have warmer water in the ocean,
Speaker 3: I'm always like, this sucks. Give me the Pacific.
Speaker 2: That ice cold, Yeah, Pacific. Interesting.
Speaker 3: I love when the ice.
Speaker 1: You'll actually be like, I don't like this warm water beach.
Speaker 3: Yes, because when I went to like Pensacola, where it's
Speaker 3: a Gulf of Mexico, which is like it's like when
Speaker 3: the water is the same temperature as the air, it's
Speaker 3: like not refreshing.
Speaker 2: I get that part. Yeah, go from Mexico is not
Speaker 2: actually an ocean, that's a that's like a pool.
Speaker 3: Yeah it's a gold Okay, fine, but you know you
Speaker 3: hear what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, it's just it's like shallow and warm.
Speaker 3: When when I get in a body of water, I
Speaker 3: expect it to be freezing cold and then and it's not,
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, I wish it was freezing cold because
Speaker 3: it's like your body is just hot.
Speaker 2: Spa hot. I was expecting cold.
Speaker 3: Spatcha is hot. It's just vegetables.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I just took my kids do a beach
Speaker 2: clean up this past weekend, which was a great way
Speaker 2: to like pass a Saturday morning, Like they got competitive
Speaker 2: about getting the best garbage, like all night. What Beachdondo?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, see that's where I like to go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Redondo's great. It was like nice, and you know,
Speaker 2: it was super hot back where I live, but like
Speaker 2: down there, who's still like misty cool from That's.
Speaker 3: What I mean. I'm just I think it's true. I
Speaker 3: think it's underrated because I feel like there's a lot
Speaker 3: of people in LA who never go to the beach.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I had the thought, I was like, we need
Speaker 2: to go to the beach more. What are you doing?
Speaker 3: And now I have a new policy of just like
Speaker 3: you know, it's like an hour in the car, Yeah,
Speaker 3: but it's an hour in the car to get anywhere,
Speaker 3: so I might as well be at the beach at
Speaker 3: the end.
Speaker 1: Also, the great part too, is the people watching. You
Speaker 1: will always see some shit at the Yeah, you will
Speaker 1: always see some shit.
Speaker 2: I mean, great people watching.
Speaker 3: And also like every time I've been there recently, I've
Speaker 3: seen someone digging a really big hole.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, how like a child?
Speaker 3: Mostly children, but like sometimes then it seems like it's
Speaker 3: like people will see someone doing it and then they
Speaker 3: start doing so funny. It's like you turn around and
Speaker 3: someone's like buried in the sand up to their chest
Speaker 3: all on a sudden just.
Speaker 2: See head cooking out. Yeah, that's what we do. I'm
Speaker 2: about to go back east and that's basically every morning
Speaker 2: is just taking a big ass hole in the beach.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love that. Kids love it so much. It's
Speaker 3: like another again, a free activity that everybody loves, digging
Speaker 3: a big hole in the sand.
Speaker 2: But then you got to fill that back in less
Speaker 2: than elderly person fall into it. Besides my holes, all right,
Speaker 2: my holes become hazards for the elderly.
Speaker 3: You fall in a lot of holes on the page.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, watch out for other elderly. Definitely not me,
Speaker 2: because I have my wits about.
Speaker 3: Me and just imagining you, like mister McGoo, just running.
Speaker 2: With my head facing the sky, chasing a seagull sandwich.
Speaker 2: Get back here with my funnel cake. You're mister mcgood.
Speaker 3: We got all the hot cultural references genesis.
Speaker 2: Mister magoo. Yeah, what is something you think is overrated?
Speaker 3: Overrated? Palm springs?
Speaker 2: Yeah, palm springs, the opposite of the beach, the opposite of.
Speaker 3: The beach, I don't understand it people like to go there. Hi, Yeah, Miles,
Speaker 3: you'll hear me on this. If I wanted to go
Speaker 3: somewhere where it's one hundred degrees and people are in pools,
Speaker 3: I'd go to the San Fernando Valley.
Speaker 1: I live if I want to go there like that,
Speaker 1: I live here. But you can do it in an
Speaker 1: overpriced mid century home.
Speaker 3: That's what I don't understand when people are like, I'm
Speaker 3: going to go spend money to stay in a house
Speaker 3: that then I can't really go outside because it's like
Speaker 3: one hundred and twenty degrees outside. So I'm like sitting
Speaker 3: in an air conditioned house and somewhere even hotter than
Speaker 3: where I am coming from, and like there's a pool outside,
Speaker 3: but again it's one hundred and twenty degrees.
Speaker 1: It it is such a double edged sword, like because
Speaker 1: you know, if you go, like going to Palm Springs,
Speaker 1: especially in the summer, right, it's so hot that it
Speaker 1: does that thing where if you're just outside childre for
Speaker 1: like two hours, like your day is fucking none. Like
Speaker 1: you can't exist in one hundred and ten degree direct sunlight.
Speaker 3: That like I I literally I'm a redhead. I got
Speaker 3: such a bad sunburn recently that now I'm like so
Speaker 3: afraid of the sun again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no cloud back there. Palm Springs is like
Speaker 2: putting it next to the beach and you're over it
Speaker 2: underd It is interesting because it is essentially like a
Speaker 2: beach town that just happens to be like hundreds of
Speaker 2: miles from the ocean.
Speaker 3: Like yes, and like when people are like, hey, you
Speaker 3: want to go to Palm Springs going on a house,
Speaker 3: I'm always like no, no, no, I don't want to
Speaker 3: do that. Do I want to go to Ventura? Sure?
Speaker 2: Sure? Right? Yeah, Pismo? Okay, Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think just in general, it's like why would I
Speaker 3: go somewhere unless there's water.
Speaker 1: I think there's like I think something happened with Coachella,
Speaker 1: like where our generation connects like pool party in the
Speaker 1: desert as like this thing that is like a thing
Speaker 1: we like reach for, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Because I just like draw line straight back to watch.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I just like saying in it like a mid
Speaker 3: century modern house with a pool again San Fernando Valley.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you probably could find one like on swim lea
Speaker 1: use that as it's like they about three hundred dollars less.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if I want to go to a pool party
Speaker 3: like in Boogie.
Speaker 1: Knights, those are in the valley sorry mile val and
Speaker 1: then I'll ask you how much can you bench press?
Speaker 1: Just like John c Riley did all the people who go.
Speaker 3: To Palm Springs with the same people who wouldn't come
Speaker 3: to the valley.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Springs is also like there are cool deserts, like
Speaker 2: Joshua Tree is a cool desert. I think there's like
Speaker 2: something to be said for going to some desert places. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Palm Springs, like the desert is kind of ugly, right,
Speaker 2: like it's not yeah, and it's developed.
Speaker 3: So it's like if I'm point in the desert, I
Speaker 3: want to go somewhere where there's like no light and
Speaker 3: I can see the stars at night really good. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: like little cabin or something.
Speaker 2: One time when I stayed to Palm Springs, I like
Speaker 2: went outside at night and it just sounds like you
Speaker 2: just hear the roar of like five thousand air conditioning
Speaker 2: units just from right, Like that's the soundtrack of like
Speaker 2: the Palm Springs is just like everything is dead except
Speaker 2: for the people inside air conditioning.
Speaker 3: Yes, although I you know, ironically I do like Las Vegas,
Speaker 3: which is like all of the same idea.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they know that you're at the Las Vegas
Speaker 2: is like, but we have to like bring you here
Speaker 2: by transporting every like fancy restaurant in the world here, or.
Speaker 3: Las Vegas is at least like and there's a volcan
Speaker 3: you know, although rip the volcano.
Speaker 2: They're closing it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they just I was getting tiktoks that were like
Speaker 3: the last ever volcano eruption at the mirage.
Speaker 2: It already happened.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh fuck, all right, well now I gotta go.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to go to Palm now, Palm Springs
Speaker 3: and build a volcano.
Speaker 2: Yeh, all right, let's take a quick break and we'll
Speaker 2: come back and we'll talk about the news. We'll be
Speaker 2: right back, and we're back. We're back and j D
Speaker 2: bands will make you dance. Yeah, dude, he's got so
Speaker 2: much fucking energy. Man, I'm nervous. Dude. He seems so
Speaker 2: like genuine and just like rizzed up and.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he's a grand grand Wizard of the
Speaker 1: KKK this guy. So I got so much riz but yeah,
Speaker 1: like the continued fallout from Biden's drop out, like we've
Speaker 1: got some interesting insights in the Trump campaign, like we
Speaker 1: I think we're talking yesterday or the day before about
Speaker 1: you know, one of the big takeaways was that the
Speaker 1: entire campaign was praying to God every night that Biden
Speaker 1: stayed in the race, Like dude, it can't be like
Speaker 1: we did all of our homework on this one guy
Speaker 1: for years. This is and by homework we just mean
Speaker 1: we were going to do the thing about like, yo,
Speaker 1: this dude is so old, but now their biggest fear
Speaker 1: has come true and that they've pivoted away from Joe
Speaker 1: Biden and now they need an entirely new playbook.
Speaker 2: And the other thing we found out it seems like
Speaker 2: did you ever I guess this doesn't really apply to
Speaker 2: you guys from being from LA but like when there
Speaker 2: were snow days and you would like wait and wait
Speaker 2: and wait up to the last minute of like for
Speaker 2: school to be canceled, and then you'd be like, well,
Speaker 2: it's too late. They can't like have school now because
Speaker 2: they like waited too long. Oh that seems to be
Speaker 2: like the Republican.
Speaker 3: That's totally there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he waited too long. You can't he can't drop
Speaker 2: out now. He it's he waited too long, Like that
Speaker 2: doesn't make sense.
Speaker 3: Yeah he didn't announce it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I go to school.
Speaker 1: Or like yeah in high school, like if the the
Speaker 1: professor was late, I always talk about like the fifteen
Speaker 1: minute window.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're like I'm like walking out there, like down
Speaker 1: the Halliday class is still happening, Like, bro, you are
Speaker 1: not in the room, and if fifteen minutes hit, I'm gone, dude,
Speaker 1: I'm going to do that.
Speaker 2: Yeah he can't go. You're still gonna You're gonna miss
Speaker 2: the test, like you fucking monster.
Speaker 3: It's really funny to see the Republicans suddenly being like, rule,
Speaker 3: what about the rules?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I just shut up hypocrites. It was never
Speaker 2: about the rules anyway. But Yeah.
Speaker 1: The other thing that we found out was the selection
Speaker 1: of jd. Vance is starting to make people in the
Speaker 1: campaign and like other allies of the Trump camp crew
Speaker 1: like Nervous, apparently his selection was based on just turning
Speaker 1: the MAGA knob up all the way and trying to
Speaker 1: maximize the turnout for their base. They were not going
Speaker 1: for a like a VP pick that was going to
Speaker 1: bridge I don't know, bringing some moderates or independence whoever
Speaker 1: that is anymore.
Speaker 2: Not a political decision.
Speaker 1: No, they wanted to spike the football. They were like, yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: it's a foregone conclusion. Man, get the fucking monster Junior
Speaker 1: as his VP, and we've got something like and everyone's
Speaker 1: gonna love it. But yeah, Well, aside from the fact
Speaker 1: that he is unlikable and even you know, someone like
Speaker 1: Mitt Romney described him as a person he could not
Speaker 1: disrespect more, he is also just again just a black
Speaker 1: hole of the coveted riz man. The charisma is just
Speaker 1: not there. He recently had a very jeb Bushian moment
Speaker 1: when he tried to make a joke about drinking mountain diet.
Speaker 2: Mountain Wait.
Speaker 1: I don't even know how to say it, because like,
Speaker 1: it doesn't even make sense on d here he is
Speaker 1: talking about doing that WMD.
Speaker 10: It is the weirdest thing to me. Democrats say that
Speaker 10: it is racist to believe. Well, they say it's racist
Speaker 10: to do anything. I had a diet mountain dew yesterday
Speaker 10: and one today. I'm sure they're gonna call that racist too, But.
Speaker 3: It's good.
Speaker 2: I love you guys. Wait, holy shit, this is a
Speaker 2: full ass like crowd ship is dying to like love
Speaker 2: this guy.
Speaker 3: This is actually this is like open mic energy.
Speaker 2: And I just lost the crowd.
Speaker 3: He couldn't even get a crowd full of racist white
Speaker 3: people with you guys like soda mountain dew.
Speaker 2: I mean, I think the problem was that it was
Speaker 2: diet mountain dew. You just needed to.
Speaker 3: One's favorite.
Speaker 1: It reminds me of I was. This was actually a
Speaker 1: tweet I was gonna like, but someone I'll give credit at.
Speaker 1: Nick Moscato tweeted it's like that clip and just said,
Speaker 1: guy says he's from Apple. Hia then talked about drinking
Speaker 1: diet mountain dew, and they showed the scene from Ingloria's
Speaker 1: Bastards and he's like three whiskies.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, hold on, diet mountain what are you talking about? Yeah,
Speaker 2: so he's uh.
Speaker 1: That was very very cringey. I also realized I was
Speaker 1: trying to figure out who he looks like. He looks
Speaker 1: like he would be in Zod's crew from SuperM two,
Speaker 1: Like he got this like the beard with the little
Speaker 1: eyeliner thing. He looks like if d was Zi.
Speaker 2: He looks like this son of addicted toads.
Speaker 3: If anybody watches Southern Charm, he looks exactly like this
Speaker 3: guy who's on Southern Charm whose name.
Speaker 10: Is j T.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, who's like also just kind of like
Speaker 3: a really a weird.
Speaker 2: Rizzless Yeah yeah, reptile human.
Speaker 3: Charlie brownhead Man.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, he's a little he's a little cuter than
Speaker 2: than JD. Vance. I'll give JT. I'll give Jarrett that thing.
Speaker 2: JT that that honor. But yeah, just certified reptile human
Speaker 2: energy from JD Vance, Like just all the facial expressions,
Speaker 2: the hand gesture when he says I love you guys,
Speaker 2: he gives like this point that is just like and
Speaker 2: now I am pointing and I'm pointing. It's just he's like,
Speaker 2: I love you guys. It's very where is it. It's good,
Speaker 2: It's good, one more time. Good, I love you guys.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah right, it's so fucking painful and like that.
Speaker 1: And that's what's kind of wild too, because thinking like that,
Speaker 1: they were like, the base is gonna love this fucking guy,
Speaker 1: like he's gonna help turn out even more people. But
Speaker 1: like again, this was a really or showing but he
Speaker 1: has the racism down.
Speaker 2: I'll give him that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Because earlier, I think later in the day he
Speaker 1: was speaking again to another audience and was saying that
Speaker 1: Kamala Harris has been collecting a government check for the
Speaker 1: past twenty years, Like as a politician, there is but okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: welfare queen on my guy.
Speaker 2: I feel like, so there's already people within the campaign
Speaker 2: be it. Like somebody who was talking to the Trump
Speaker 2: campaign after Biden dropped out was like, there's they seem
Speaker 2: very unhappy that Biden dropped out. Right, And this is
Speaker 2: a quote from an Atlantic staff writer, Tim Albert. The
Speaker 2: most striking thing I heard from Trump allis yesterday was
Speaker 2: the second guessing of JD Vance, a selection they acknowledged
Speaker 2: that was born of cockiness, meant to run up margins
Speaker 2: with the base and a blowout rather than persuade swing
Speaker 2: voters in a nail bier. And I feel like Trump's
Speaker 2: body is going to reject this man in the way
Speaker 2: that like it rejected the unity message that he was
Speaker 2: being asked to spread at the RNC, and like he
Speaker 2: when he tried to be the unity guy, his body
Speaker 2: like started shutting down and he got like all sleepy,
Speaker 2: you know, and then he had to just like riff
Speaker 2: some fucking the late great Hannibal lecture ship. Now who's
Speaker 2: sleepy now is sleepy now? You old fuck.
Speaker 1: There's another interaction when, like right after they announced like
Speaker 1: one of their first appearances together of Trump and JD.
Speaker 1: Vance And if you look, jd Vance just has this
Speaker 1: like intense sycophant energy that I know Trump likes someone
Speaker 1: that comes off a little bit cooler, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, And this guy comes off as like number
Speaker 1: one Like again, you know what.
Speaker 3: It's you know what it's giving a little bit is
Speaker 3: Kenny Powers and Stevie Janowski?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yes, Kenny, You're so fucking cool, Kenny, like
Speaker 2: it really? So what's this this?
Speaker 1: He's like he's laughing at a Trump joke here or whatever.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but this is this is his vibe
Speaker 1: with Trump.
Speaker 2: Did we have enough people?
Speaker 3: Why didn't we have enough people?
Speaker 2: Somebody's siking about the assassination of Temple Will.
Speaker 7: Put on Biden's detailed The problem is Biden doesn't draw anybody.
Speaker 2: He draws flies, He draws nobody.
Speaker 9: And you know you don't need very many people for that,
Speaker 9: because he does not draw up thirty people.
Speaker 7: Show up and we have fifty five, sixty thousand people
Speaker 7: show up.
Speaker 11: He's just quietly laughing, like a podcast producer. You can't
Speaker 11: laugh on loud, but this is great.
Speaker 2: I want to let him know that they're killing No.
Speaker 3: It is like though, it's like when there's a kid
Speaker 3: who's a class clown and he's got like a second
Speaker 3: in command. It's a therapy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, my friend everyone hates that kid though.
Speaker 2: Everyone's like, bro, you're just like his fucking hanger on dude,
Speaker 2: And my.
Speaker 3: Friend called it. There would be like a kid who's
Speaker 3: like the Yo kid, who's like when someone says it's
Speaker 3: like yo, oh.
Speaker 2: Yeah he's yo. Yeah, he's yo man, mister holy ship
Speaker 2: spot on and he switched his pick? Would that be unprecedented?
Speaker 2: Like if Trump switched his pick at this point, because
Speaker 2: I feel like he's gonna want to a lot of
Speaker 2: things are happening that are especially if Kamala picks an
Speaker 2: astronaut as her VP pick. Who's the astronaut Mark Kelly,
Speaker 2: Mark Kelly from Arizona guy, Like, I feel like that's
Speaker 2: if if she picks Mark Kelly, he's gonna be so jealous.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's gonna want to go to speak.
Speaker 1: Fucking she got an astronaut. That guy's arms, he's like,
Speaker 1: you drink diet mountain dew. Okay, he just like goes
Speaker 1: away bummed out in his room. But yeah, while all
Speaker 1: that's hot happening, you know, and and Janie Vance, you know,
Speaker 1: for a second thought, Kamala Harris was going to be
Speaker 1: the person he was having to do battle with. That's
Speaker 1: still unknown. But the GOP is still they're they're really
Speaker 1: trying to figure out how to come at Como, like
Speaker 1: what their line of attack is. Obviously predictably reflexively, they
Speaker 1: are just going with their hatred of black women to
Speaker 1: like power a lot of their talking points, and it's
Speaker 1: become pretty fucking out there. And also, I mean we've
Speaker 1: probably said this in earlier episode, but now it seems
Speaker 1: like she has the delegates needed to secure the nomination.
Speaker 2: So yeah, perhaps we're avoiding.
Speaker 3: Going with something that's kind of like she's too hot.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, like what huh she thinks she's so cool?
Speaker 3: Yeah, she thinks she's so cool.
Speaker 2: Right, Guys, she's like kind of weird if you think
Speaker 2: about it, she's like weird.
Speaker 3: Like honestly, also she is super weird.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, it's hard.
Speaker 1: That's why it's funny too, even that thing that like
Speaker 1: would you just fall out of the coconut treat that
Speaker 1: became popular because the Republican Party clipped that out and
Speaker 1: tried to use that to be like this is not
Speaker 1: like look at this fool and basically gave gave birth
Speaker 1: to a new meme that's like partially powering this new campaign.
Speaker 3: You know what, maybe we need a kookie bitch forent.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll see, we'll see. Like their attempt to smear
Speaker 2: her has turned down into is like fun kookie energy,
Speaker 2: like yeah, and the.
Speaker 1: Memes are important these days and elections for a lot
Speaker 1: of people who are just like going off vibes.
Speaker 3: Childless and they and they can't talk about any of
Speaker 3: the things that are actually wrong with her because they
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 2: They kept them too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's locking people up indiscriminately as attorney general.
Speaker 2: They're like, whoa, I agree with that kind of but.
Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway, they're they're now like just full on scrambling
Speaker 1: to try and figure out like what is actually going
Speaker 1: to stick in terms of like their attacks.
Speaker 3: What did he say? Trump said something and it didn't
Speaker 3: stick at all, and everybody was like he's losing the.
Speaker 2: Juice about his poll numbers.
Speaker 3: P He was like he called he called her something,
Speaker 3: but it was like it wasn't like kooki Kamala, but
Speaker 3: it was like something like that where everybody was like, man,
Speaker 3: usually he's got it with the nicknames, but like he's loose.
Speaker 3: He's not laughing Kamala. That's right.
Speaker 2: Oh oh no, laughing Kamala's here.
Speaker 3: Everyone That makes her sound like she's in like a
Speaker 3: folk tale.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like, yeah, the woman with the best attitude
Speaker 1: laughing Kamala bring brought joy to all those around her.
Speaker 2: But yeah, like the right now.
Speaker 1: Initially they were like, oh, we love that it's Kamala
Speaker 1: Harris because we can just tie her to all of
Speaker 1: the failures of the Biden administration and all that's gonna stick.
Speaker 1: But they are still having trouble, like like when they
Speaker 1: say it out loud, for whatever reason, they just don't know,
Speaker 1: like like it just doesn't feel right even to them.
Speaker 1: So the NRSC, who like helps run Senate like Senate
Speaker 1: campaigns for the Republicans, they distributed talking points of like
Speaker 1: how to hit her. You know, they're like ones like
Speaker 1: she supports Hamas. Another one's like she tried to ban fracking.
Speaker 1: She's the border czar, and you're like, what the fuck.
Speaker 1: Then there's this one section at the bottom called like,
Speaker 1: there's one's called crime, Healthcare, Foreign Policy. The last section
Speaker 1: is called weird. Yeah, And these are some of the
Speaker 1: things that they're like, and you could hit her on this.
Speaker 1: This is the weird stuff that they feel like they
Speaker 1: can attack with. Kamala Harris has a habit of laughing
Speaker 1: at inappropriate moments. Kamala Harris pledged to ban plastic straws.
Speaker 1: Kamala favor is in favor of banning certain behaviors. Okay,
Speaker 1: Kamala Harris loves ven diagrams. Kamala Harris loves electric school
Speaker 1: buses because she went to school on a school bus.
Speaker 2: What the fuck does that one even mean? Like these
Speaker 2: are all linked off to She's just a statement made he's.
Speaker 1: Talking about yet probably saying like, yeah, you know when
Speaker 1: I was riding the school bus. Oh my god, did
Speaker 1: she rode a school bus.
Speaker 2: There's also cherry picking like weird statements by her and
Speaker 2: being like this woman's weird.
Speaker 1: Yeah, rather than like what you'd say about Donald Trump,
Speaker 1: You're like, bruh.
Speaker 2: This this is you like ven diagre? What are the
Speaker 2: other one? This wool loves his daughter in an inappropriate way.
Speaker 1: That's weird. You want to you want to go on
Speaker 1: to judge to fucking Trumps.
Speaker 3: Well, they're they keep being like she doesn't have any
Speaker 3: like naturally birthed children of her own. She's only got
Speaker 3: this blendid family.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, yeah, it's very katy's.
Speaker 3: Honestly, I think it's like that's sort of Trump, I
Speaker 3: guess to be like, she's a career woman. Yeah, she's
Speaker 3: she's being working girl at the office and she doesn't
Speaker 3: come home and make meals for her children or her cat.
Speaker 2: That's right. It's wild how hard it seems like they
Speaker 2: are are totally taken off guard by this. And they
Speaker 2: really doubled down on Biden being old, which makes sense
Speaker 2: because he was way too old.
Speaker 3: I mean, look, the Democrats were not looking like they
Speaker 3: were gonna get it together in any way, right. It
Speaker 3: seemed really chaos behind the scenes, and and like the
Speaker 3: Democrats weren't even going to be able to agree on
Speaker 3: whether Biden should drop out, who should replace him if
Speaker 3: he does. And so the fact that they like got
Speaker 3: it together this fast, Trump was tweeting like a like
Speaker 3: a bitch was tweeting like you could tell that they
Speaker 3: were like, it's in the bag. This is also like
Speaker 3: when the when he got shot at and everybody was like, oh,
Speaker 3: it's over, it's shaver, It's in the bag for Trump
Speaker 3: now And I was just like, the news cycle is
Speaker 3: so fast now, yeah, so many more things can happen,
Speaker 3: Like it's like a checker speech every day now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and like every and everybody on TV these days
Speaker 1: has been shot at on some level.
Speaker 3: So it's like and it just like it changes so fast,
Speaker 3: Like you know, the CNN people were like, okay, like
Speaker 3: Biden's losing the Republicans, you know. And I hate the
Speaker 3: way that like they do can declare consensus on like
Speaker 3: CNN or something where it's like all the pundits are
Speaker 3: suddenly like, well you know, Trump's gonna win. Yeah, based
Speaker 3: on that, they feel like they have to have a
Speaker 3: consensus so that they can all like repeat the same message.
Speaker 3: And things changed so fast every single day.
Speaker 2: But now Trump is the oldest official nominee in the history,
Speaker 2: Like after that was kind of their only and main angle.
Speaker 2: He is the oldest official nominee in the history.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they were like all they put all their eggs
Speaker 3: in the old white It's a he's an old white
Speaker 3: man out of touch basket. Yeah, and now everyone's like,
Speaker 3: you're an old white man seeming older.
Speaker 2: His speech was very like old and.
Speaker 3: Dog stuff wasn't good before. But that's what was crazy
Speaker 3: is after he got shot at and everybody was like, oh,
Speaker 3: he's a change man. Now he's like you know, and
Speaker 3: now he's going to become like like step up into
Speaker 3: the presidency, step up to the plate. And then it's like, no,
Speaker 3: he was rambling and sounding crazy before. It's just that
Speaker 3: Joe Biden was rambling more right and sounding more seen
Speaker 3: isle than he did.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Now he's sound senile compared to Kamala.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And and you know, just like the optics thing where
Speaker 3: they're like, I think they really thought next to Biden,
Speaker 3: Trump looks like a virile young man. Yeah, which is
Speaker 3: clearly how Trump sees himself in his mind, is.
Speaker 2: That it's like here comes the cult.
Speaker 1: Mentality does to them though, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like they're like, this guy's impervious to anything, and then they're.
Speaker 2: Like, oh my god, he is old. What the fuck?
Speaker 2: Like that's not fair. We don't like this juxtaposition.
Speaker 1: The thing he put out on truth social the other night,
Speaker 1: he said, Lion Kamala Harris, the Biden appointed borders are
Speaker 1: who never visited the border and who's incompetence gave us
Speaker 1: the worst and most dangerous border anywhere in the world.
Speaker 2: That's so okay, that is so patently false.
Speaker 1: But I'm has absolutely terrible poll p O l E
Speaker 1: numbers against a fine and brilliant young man named Donald J.
Speaker 2: Trump. Be careful what you wish for Democrats.
Speaker 3: You're a brilliant young man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's such. That is such high level cope
Speaker 1: that I'm like, Yo, you do never you never want
Speaker 1: to be an old person out here referring to yourself
Speaker 1: as a young man.
Speaker 2: You're not even a middle age. It's just like such
Speaker 2: an old man joke to make like it's it reminds
Speaker 2: me of like Reagan on his last legs, being like, well,
Speaker 2: I'm I won't let my opponent's young age beat him.
Speaker 2: And it's like the last coherent thing he said.
Speaker 3: Look, I think some of those guys too, it's like
Speaker 3: they got gassed up so much when they were young men. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that they think it's just carries forward for your entire life.
Speaker 2: I'm a young yeah man, a young buck.
Speaker 3: Nobody wants me because to win because I'm too young
Speaker 3: and hot. But also, like we all know, Trump gets
Speaker 3: flustered around a hot woman. Yeah yeah, yeah, so I
Speaker 3: do imagine. I feel like Kamala makes them be like
Speaker 3: Rodney Dangerfield, like hot under the collar.
Speaker 1: He doesn't know which one to lean into, his womanizing
Speaker 1: or his racism around her, He's like, right, which button?
Speaker 2: I don't know. Yeah, it's a tough time.
Speaker 3: I mean somebody, some republic can already called her like
Speaker 3: a Jezebel, which is like both racist and sexist.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, no, I mean that's that's the thing that like,
Speaker 1: you know, I get the enthusiasm of it not being
Speaker 1: Joe Biden anymore, because clearly, just seeing someone who can
Speaker 1: like move their body in like a spry manner, you're like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I love this. But I'm just it's
Speaker 1: the it's the it's the culture of our electorate that
Speaker 1: I'm I'm just not sure what happens, you know, Like
Speaker 1: even if even if the Democrats are saying like we
Speaker 1: have to be Trump, we have to be Trump, it's
Speaker 1: just like the racism of it all too that I'm
Speaker 1: not That's like the one thing I'm like I don't know, man,
Speaker 1: like I just never terrible. This country is never count out.
Speaker 3: The Democrats on biffing it right, on biffing something that
Speaker 3: seems like a foregone win. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: All the headlines right now are very pro like exactly
Speaker 2: what the narrative right now? You know? And yeah, the
Speaker 2: media does thrive on like creating a consensus narrative that
Speaker 2: they can then upend in the next news cycle. But
Speaker 2: the narrative right now is like went from yesterday like
Speaker 2: shock poll Harris closes in on Biden to right now
Speaker 2: shock poll Harris leads Trump, and it's yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't trust a damn poll.
Speaker 2: Also trust a p O L E poll. That's all
Speaker 2: This one is also a shock poll pol E. It's
Speaker 2: just used to elect for cute people. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's a cattle prod. Yeah, I love that. Love that.
Speaker 2: All right, we should take a quick break and come
Speaker 2: back and talk about coffee badging. We'll be right back
Speaker 2: and we're back, and you know who's coffee badging all
Speaker 2: this past four years? Kamala Harris. She doesn't work hard,
Speaker 2: she doesn't do her job. That was one of the racist,
Speaker 2: coded bullshit things there.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well, and now DEI mentions are going through
Speaker 1: the roof on Twitter. It's like we get a man
Speaker 1: just say white male supremacy. That's yes, I'll call it
Speaker 1: WMS man.
Speaker 2: But Amazon is reportedly cracking down on coffee badging when
Speaker 2: workers show up to work purely to grab a coffee
Speaker 2: and show that they're in the office thinking to you
Speaker 2: to work from home. The name is mislead. I mean,
Speaker 2: this is again, this is like a fucking made up
Speaker 2: human resources phenomenon.
Speaker 1: That like that they're leaking to the media. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: we're breaking down on coffee badging. I'm sorry, what what's that?
Speaker 2: All?
Speaker 10: Right?
Speaker 2: Here? Sit down, let me explain. Yeah, but I mean
Speaker 2: people obviously stay longer than a couple of coffee seeing
Speaker 2: is they have to swipe in and out, so their
Speaker 2: office time is easily tracked. Like I've it's just a
Speaker 2: way for them to talk shit about how little I
Speaker 2: guess Amazon executives are working like the like, not even
Speaker 2: the people who are like working in the factories, but
Speaker 2: like that the way I've never heard. I've known a
Speaker 2: couple of people who like worked at Amazon or like
Speaker 2: were interviewed by Amazon and talked and talked to people
Speaker 2: like vetted a job at Amazon, and the thing that
Speaker 2: I've always heard is that it is fucking brutal, like
Speaker 2: that people are like weeping openly in the office.
Speaker 3: Wasn't there that thing in the in the warehouses where
Speaker 3: they have the little like like the relaxation boots. Have
Speaker 3: you seen these?
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah? Those like Yeah, that was just like earth. Yeah,
Speaker 2: screen you just get it out. Just get it out, man,
Speaker 2: just get it out of z Yeah. It had like
Speaker 2: nature sounds and stuff going on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like instead of having a sane work conditions, We'll
Speaker 3: just give you a place to cry when you're moving. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, we could have invested in your wages, but
Speaker 1: we got one. We got a great deal on one
Speaker 1: of these screen pods.
Speaker 2: Scream pods, I mean I mean relaxation pods. Sorry sorry, yeah,
Speaker 2: relaxation pods. They do shoot you out with a spring
Speaker 2: after three minutes of crying up times up. But yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know. Amazon is now considering a minimum number
Speaker 2: of hours per day to meet the mandate of three
Speaker 2: work days in the office per week, and.
Speaker 1: There's just so many shitty stories out of the companies,
Speaker 1: like just demanding their workers come back if they were
Speaker 1: previously remotely, and it's like none of them are like
Speaker 1: it's going great.
Speaker 2: Yeah you don't hear that, or you know, you would
Speaker 2: hear incessantly if it was going on even remotely.
Speaker 1: Okay, how this how this office manager made blah blah
Speaker 1: blah likable for like, no, no, we don't hear that.
Speaker 1: And also conversely, you would fucking hear it if they're
Speaker 1: if like profits were down and a company would could
Speaker 1: actually attribute that to remote work, you know, they would
Speaker 1: also be like, dude, it's demonstrably terrible for business. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but there's able to prove that. Yeah, so anyway, coffee
Speaker 1: rens and it's.
Speaker 2: Bad for corporate control basically. Yeah. And to be pretend
Speaker 2: you're like in Mad Men, when you go into an
Speaker 2: office and have people feign interest in your life, could
Speaker 2: they take the fact that, like people start working from
Speaker 2: home and productivity went up, and they're like, okay, well,
Speaker 2: if that's how much they can do in thirty hours
Speaker 2: a week, then why don't we just bring them back
Speaker 2: to the office and make them work forty hours a week. Yeah,
Speaker 2: just squeeze every drop of humanity out of them. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's not gonna work like that yeah, we'll find.
Speaker 3: It so crazy.
Speaker 2: Do you give them cry booths?
Speaker 3: Sorry, give them cry booth?
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: It is just like people talk about the office, like
Speaker 3: the office is a thing that makes people work harder. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but so much time gets wasted in offices, right, So
Speaker 3: much of what happens in offices is water cooler talk and.
Speaker 1: Just like yeah, yeah for those kinds of jobs too,
Speaker 1: you know, because we're sort of like with school, we're
Speaker 1: like being socialized into like you go to this building
Speaker 1: for a bulk of your day and you do a
Speaker 1: thing you don't really want to do, and then you
Speaker 1: can go home. And so you know, you fucking around
Speaker 1: in school is the same thing like I would do
Speaker 1: going into an office, Like I was fucking around, Like,
Speaker 1: of course I had to do the work that I
Speaker 1: needed to do to like keep my job, but the
Speaker 1: second I figured out how to like optimize afficiency, I'm like, yo, bro,
Speaker 1: let's go fucking you know, like ride some of these
Speaker 1: copied like xerox paper boxes down the fucking stairs or.
Speaker 2: Something like that, and trying to right.
Speaker 3: And also just like the Internet made things so much faster,
Speaker 3: like so much office stuff used to be just pushing.
Speaker 2: Paper, Yeah, taking a paper from one place and moving
Speaker 2: it to another.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like fax machines, Like just how long it took
Speaker 3: to get things and mail things And now it's so
Speaker 3: fast you can do all your job on email for
Speaker 3: almost every job. I don't know why they're like what
Speaker 3: is it? They just want you to suffer and be
Speaker 3: surveilled more.
Speaker 2: And it's also the leases too, that a lot of
Speaker 2: companies sign with you. Yeah, that's what it is, saving
Speaker 2: them money. But maybe it's all just like tied up,
Speaker 2: and it's.
Speaker 3: All tied up. I've heard that about. Like I've heard
Speaker 3: the New York Times makes all their money now off
Speaker 3: of renting the New York Times building really yeah, because
Speaker 3: it's like they own a building in Midtown Manhattan, right,
Speaker 3: that's like and that they just rent.
Speaker 2: Like office space out of it. Basically.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like they make their money being landlords on office
Speaker 3: space because it's not off the damn newspaper subscriptions anymore.
Speaker 2: Right, it's the games and the landlording.
Speaker 3: So yeah, so they all need people to go to
Speaker 3: the office because their landlords.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Boy, my first job out of college that was
Speaker 2: that wasn't being a pool boy, was working at like
Speaker 2: ABC News and like I had to like run tapes
Speaker 2: from like one building to another building so that they
Speaker 2: could be like, you know, something could be done to
Speaker 2: them that could be done like on a computer in
Speaker 2: like three like keystrokes now, and like I'm just remembering that.
Speaker 2: Like some of my friends were just like people along
Speaker 2: the route who like worked in different you know, like
Speaker 2: just people whose desks would like hang out with as
Speaker 2: I was walking by and like distract them and like
Speaker 2: get coffee with them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll say I love to hang out. Yeah, me too,
Speaker 3: I love hanging out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's the part I'm like, Yeah, I get well,
Speaker 1: like younger people coming out of college and like like
Speaker 1: I get when they're like I kind of want to
Speaker 1: go to an office because like, yeah, you do meet
Speaker 1: you you meet you trauma bond with people you work
Speaker 1: with a lot of the time when you're like I
Speaker 1: have you know, like some jobs you stay friends with people.
Speaker 1: Other jobs, like even if you weren't there a long time,
Speaker 1: like just because how shitty the job is, you just
Speaker 1: became better friends.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's definitely a dimension of.
Speaker 3: It that I just have to go somewhere else where
Speaker 3: people are working. I go to like a library there
Speaker 3: you go wow. But it also feels like better because
Speaker 3: I'm like, no one's forcing me to go here, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then watching you to make sure you're you're
Speaker 2: doing something like walking around like a fucking.
Speaker 1: Did you ever have bosses like that who are like
Speaker 1: really on. I didn't have any people that were like
Speaker 1: micro managing like that, but I would have managers who
Speaker 1: would make a lot of comments about like how I
Speaker 1: was talking to other people or like was like, oh,
Speaker 1: that was a long lunch.
Speaker 3: I'm like I was in like only in like retail.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, oh man. I had a manager when
Speaker 2: I used to work at the Coach store in college.
Speaker 2: Oh boy.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I feel like in jobs where I was like,
Speaker 3: it doesn't even matter that much what I'm doing with
Speaker 3: my free time.
Speaker 1: Here, right, Yeah, we're all just wearing magnetic name tags.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was just throwing darts at a wall.
Speaker 2: I used to forget my name tag when I worked
Speaker 2: the front desk at a health club, and then I
Speaker 2: would just like put on whatever name tag was there
Speaker 2: because it was like part of the uniform and you
Speaker 2: weren't allowed to oh badgeless yeahless.
Speaker 3: And then you're having fun.
Speaker 2: You're like I'm like I get to be a different
Speaker 2: person today.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm this guy. Let's construct a character.
Speaker 2: Kim can be a boy name, Yeah I can. Well, Molly, uh,
Speaker 2: what a pleasure having you as always? Where can people
Speaker 2: find you? Follow you all that good stuff.
Speaker 3: You can find me at Mollie Underscore Lambert, on Instagram,
Speaker 3: at Molly World, on TikTok.
Speaker 6: And.
Speaker 3: On Twitter. I've been back on Twitter. I got back
Speaker 3: on Twitter for a little bit because it got really
Speaker 3: fun again for a few days. And you know what,
Speaker 3: I think I might have to get off again because
Speaker 3: it's already getting not fun again.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well it's gonna be wild when, you know, like
Speaker 2: because Elon Musk is like straight up to Trump's witnessing.
Speaker 2: It's part of the Trump campaign.
Speaker 3: So like, oh yeah, I got Actually one of the
Speaker 3: things that made me be like got to quit Twitter
Speaker 3: again was I saw Elon Musk had this tweet that
Speaker 3: was like a racist I mean, he obviously has a
Speaker 3: lot of racist tweets. This was a racist tweet about
Speaker 3: redheads about like like comparing characters who were written to
Speaker 3: be redheads and then in the movie they're played by
Speaker 3: like a person of color, you know, which is like
Speaker 3: a big white supremacist thing is like that redheads are like,
Speaker 3: you know, like symbol of white power and you know, puriod.
Speaker 2: And really whatever.
Speaker 3: And it's so fucked up because because I mean, it's
Speaker 3: obviously fucked up because it's racist, but also like there's
Speaker 3: there's non white redheads, like Malcolm X is a redhead.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, yeah, people have I have a couple of
Speaker 1: red beard hairs I've discovered too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like a lot of people have red hair.
Speaker 2: I'm a red beard.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot of people have read in their beards.
Speaker 3: But also it just made me so mad, and I
Speaker 3: was like, you got to get off Twitter before you
Speaker 3: start tweeting pictures of Malcolm X and Elon Musk and they're.
Speaker 2: Like, well, who the fuck was Detroit? Yeah, like Detroit
Speaker 2: red homie.
Speaker 1: Like okay, well let's let's I mean now, the latest
Speaker 1: thing is he was there's a conversation with him in
Speaker 1: Jordan Peterson and he's complaining about how he lost his
Speaker 1: daughter to the woke mind virus.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they both sounded so stupid in that conversation. Also,
Speaker 3: he said this thing where he was like moving the
Speaker 3: company out of California. We're moving to Star Base, Texas,
Speaker 3: which he meant, like the the SpaceX in Texas. But
Speaker 3: I was like, did he start a town like l
Speaker 3: Ron Hubbard's style, like like the Gold Base, you know,
Speaker 3: which is like the scientology town. He just built something
Speaker 3: in Brownsville, Texas. That's where it is, is in Brownsville.
Speaker 3: But he just is calling it Star Base as though
Speaker 3: they've taken it over and made it a town.
Speaker 2: Like a company town, right, Like yeah, but it's like.
Speaker 3: No, homie, you're moving to Brownsville?
Speaker 1: Is that recognized by the municipality? Well, it's it's informal, okay.
Speaker 3: But also get the hell out of here so that
Speaker 3: maybe I can live in the Bay Area someday like
Speaker 3: I've always wanted to.
Speaker 2: Doesn't get too hot up there?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Is there a good place for me to be?
Speaker 2: A nice cloudy even stay close to the Pacific?
Speaker 3: You can't get under it out there? Is there a
Speaker 3: tweet I like, Kia, Yes, let's pull it up X
Speaker 3: dot com silly a chovy user, silly am chovy? See
Speaker 3: if we can find this.
Speaker 2: This tweet suit? It is the is the display name
Speaker 2: just ja?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: Okay? And what am I looking for?
Speaker 3: Tweet is from July twenty second at six forty eight am.
Speaker 3: It is the Richard Nixon administration, Watergate, Charlie XCX, spring Breakers,
Speaker 3: Brat summer at it. Oh my gosh, please pull it
Speaker 3: up so that everybody can see it. Wow. Isn't that
Speaker 3: like the best thing you've ever seen?
Speaker 2: Individual fucking so well together?
Speaker 3: There's a thing. The Richard Nixon Museum does a thing
Speaker 3: that my friend Sarah kept sending me, which is Richard
Speaker 3: Nixon grindset videos.
Speaker 2: Wait, they really do that, Richard Nixon?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, do you want to see those? Also?
Speaker 2: We'll off wi Yeah, well, Richard, they do.
Speaker 3: They do these Richard Nixon grindset videos that are like
Speaker 3: one of them quoted a bunch of has a bunch
Speaker 3: of Madman clips in it, of Don Draper being like Nixon,
Speaker 3: he wasn't born with a silver spoon in his mouth
Speaker 3: like Kennedy. And they're like, you know, trying to get
Speaker 3: trying to get the kids into Nixon kind of and
Speaker 3: they're incredible, And this feels up a piece with that,
Speaker 3: but you know, truly Nixon, that stuff seems so small potatoes,
Speaker 3: like the president. President's a liar, like.
Speaker 2: Somebody who like worked for him, like broken somewhere.
Speaker 3: I got some theories about that to save that for
Speaker 3: another podcast. Think I've got another podcast and in the
Speaker 3: in the fault that you'll maybe I'll get to make
Speaker 3: some day explain it all anyway. Nixon Richard Nixon, Brat
Speaker 3: at it, mich Nixon is Brett is Bratt, Nixon is
Speaker 3: Nixon is Brat.
Speaker 2: That song is also really good and that was the
Speaker 2: first time I heard it because I'm old Miles. Where
Speaker 2: can people find you? Follow you all that?
Speaker 6: Ye?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Find me on Twitter and Instagram at Miles of Gray.
Speaker 1: Also find Jack and I on the basketball podcast Miles Moostis.
Speaker 1: You can also find me talking ninety day Fiance on
Speaker 1: four to twenty Day Fiance. I like a few tweets,
Speaker 1: actually got three today.
Speaker 2: First one is yeah, this is from.
Speaker 1: At o x Gats tweeted the girl of your dreams
Speaker 1: is just laying in her bed farting so bad right now,
Speaker 1: Like yeah, I like that sentiment. Another one is this
Speaker 1: one is interesting.
Speaker 2: This is from AT. I'm Patrick t tweeted.
Speaker 1: Nope is the perfect summer blockbuster that should have come
Speaker 1: out this summer if it had come out in August
Speaker 1: after Twisters instead of a month after Top Gun Maverick.
Speaker 1: I bet it would have done insane numbers. It really
Speaker 1: has nineteen ninety five Blockbuster secret sauce, and I love
Speaker 1: it so much, and I'm like, damn, I really wonder
Speaker 1: totally agree.
Speaker 3: I love Nope, that was a great movie.
Speaker 2: And it was totally well no, I mean it didn't.
Speaker 2: At the time, we weren't. Really we weren't. We weren't
Speaker 2: back at it like that. Oh yeah, that's right. It
Speaker 2: still pandemic.
Speaker 3: Yeah, got it got swept away by Glenn Powell summer exactly.
Speaker 1: And now they could have done a follow up and
Speaker 1: got Glen Poell's ass after Twisters.
Speaker 3: And yeah, could I throw in one more Glenn Powell
Speaker 3: related hot take at the end here? Sure, everyone's like,
Speaker 3: Glenn Powell, we made a new movie star. Why can't
Speaker 3: we make more new movie stars? We finally did it.
Speaker 3: Everybody who was in Richard Linklater's Everybody Wants Them, right,
Speaker 3: could be the next Tom Cruise. That movie was like,
Speaker 3: let's make a hundred new Tom Cruises, right, Glen Powell
Speaker 3: is just one of them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but if you know.
Speaker 3: You're looking for Tom Cruise factory, look, everybody wants them. Also,
Speaker 3: what a great movie, great summer movie, great fun movie.
Speaker 1: Look no further and then and the last week tweet
Speaker 1: I like is from at Mitch Potero tweeted, anyone know
Speaker 1: what Brandon who needs encouragement? I suddenly find myself with
Speaker 1: seven hundred and fifty thousand t shirts and could help
Speaker 1: and that could help DM for offers. That was more Also,
Speaker 1: oh really yeah, wait is doing that happen?
Speaker 2: And enjoying that tweet. Also, Matt at Inland Empire Earnpyre
Speaker 2: tweeted a screencap from he and a friend where his
Speaker 2: friend Ryan said, holy shit, Biden out and Kenneth tweeted
Speaker 2: what and then Will responded as gay, oh you almost
Speaker 2: did it? Almost? Yeah. You can find me on Twitter
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