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Speaker 1: It is a straw Mary Letta. Thank you. Nephew's subject

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Speaker 1: he smacks and makes too much noise. Dear Stephen Shirley,

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Speaker 1: I'm forty six and I'm dating a man that's forty seven,

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Speaker 1: and we met through mutual friends. We've been together for

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Speaker 1: two months, but I feel like you don't really know

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Speaker 1: a guy until they stay overnight with you. We decided

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Speaker 1: it was time for sex, and he was very excited,

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Speaker 1: and he said he would get us a room at

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Speaker 1: this historic end with a rooftop bar. I was so

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Speaker 1: ready for this night because this man is fine. I mean,

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Speaker 1: he is as fine as Terry Crews, and his smile

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Speaker 1: makes me melt. When we get to the room, we

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Speaker 1: got comfortable and we went upstairs for a drink and

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Speaker 1: we had appetizers. I could tell he was nervous, and

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Speaker 1: so was I. He'd had at least three lemon drop martinis,

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Speaker 1: and I suggested he'd get some food in his system.

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Speaker 1: He started talking with food in his mouth and smacking

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Speaker 1: very loudly. I tried politely to get him to stop

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Speaker 1: and tell him he was embarrassing me, but he was

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Speaker 1: too tipsy. I decided it was time to get back

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Speaker 1: to the room before he was too drunk to do

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Speaker 1: what we came to do. Unfortunately he was. He'd dove

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Speaker 1: I let him sleep while I took a shower. I

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Speaker 1: came out and he had opened the chocolate he brought

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Speaker 1: for us, and he was smacking it. I put the

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Speaker 1: chocolate away, and I was ready for the magic to begin.

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Speaker 1: He was very sloppy at everything he did that night.

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Speaker 1: He smacked his lips whenever he kissed me on my mouth, neck,

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Speaker 1: and other body parts. It was loud and disgusting. Then

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Speaker 1: a big dog and was about to get bitten. I

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Speaker 1: pray no one was next door to us, since he

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Speaker 1: couldn't control himself. He was very content when it was

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Speaker 1: I pray he can do a better job next time.

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Speaker 1: How can I politely tell him he's a bad lover. Well,

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Speaker 1: since you're already planning on a next time with him,

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Speaker 1: I say, wait and see how he handles himself next time.

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Speaker 1: He may be better once he's not full of all

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Speaker 1: those lemon drop martinis. Even though you said you were

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Speaker 1: one and done, you're still not ready to call it quits. Huh?

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Speaker 1: Could it be because he's all terry crews, fine mine,

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Speaker 1: and you know with that great smile you talked about,

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Speaker 1: and you're going to overlook his bad performance. People, you know,

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Speaker 1: act differently when they get a little tipsy, when they

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Speaker 1: get drunk. You know how that goes. So I say,

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Speaker 1: I think you're right. Give him one more chance, this

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Speaker 1: time with the one drink minimum and some chicken wings

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Speaker 1: or something, you know, to soak up that soak up

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Speaker 1: that alcohol. See how he really gets down in the bedroom.

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Speaker 1: Then when he's sober, and if it's still bad, you

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Speaker 1: can either tell him nicely what you'd like for him

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Speaker 1: him go. Those are your choices as far as I

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Speaker 1: see it, Steve, I would just start by saying, I

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Speaker 1: don't really give a damn about this letter. H I

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Speaker 1: don't really, I don't care if I help you, lady.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna just be real with you. You know, you

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Speaker 1: rode in something like this right here. I don't know

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Speaker 1: nothing about this. I ain't got nothing for you. But

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Speaker 1: You know, you know, you just with this man. He

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Speaker 1: he is fine as terry crews, and he makes and

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Speaker 1: his smile makes me melt. You know. Man, when y'all

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Speaker 1: for a drink. Now to hit the mistake, I think

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Speaker 1: to me, he told y'all y'all was going to a

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Speaker 1: historic end. Don't historic me? Old sound like I don't like,

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Speaker 1: you're like, you know, little old ass hold with columns

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Speaker 1: in the front all that look like look like Master stated,

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Speaker 1: I'm not going down here to the damn history again.

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Speaker 1: But you take your ass down there, that's what you get.

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Speaker 1: And you're on the rooftop ball. That was nice and

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Speaker 1: y'all got to the rule. We got comfortable and went

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Speaker 1: up stairs for a drink. We had appetizer. I could

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Speaker 1: three lemon drop martinings. I don't know what that is,

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Speaker 1: but you know it's lemon martining. I suggest he gets

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Speaker 1: some food in this system. Now he started talking with

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Speaker 1: food into his mouth and smacking very loudly. Now i'nna

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Speaker 1: tell you right now, they ain't got damn thing, dude

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Speaker 1: being drunk. That dude can't blame that on the three martinis.

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Speaker 1: I know people put food in their mouth and wait

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Speaker 1: till they put food in their mouth to start talking,

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Speaker 1: food falling out. And I had the driver one time

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Speaker 1: when I used to go on tour, dude, the Big

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Speaker 1: Larry and Big Larry would eat and like everything. You know.

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Speaker 1: next because it was funny. It's hell with me, so

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Speaker 1: I invite to me and just for that, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: It has nothing to do with this letter, because I

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Speaker 1: don't really give a damn about this letter. But when

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Speaker 1: we come back, I'm gonna show you how to read

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Speaker 1: this letter as Terry Crews. All right, all right, Steve,

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Speaker 1: hang on, we'll have part two of your response coming

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Speaker 1: up with twenty three minutes after the subject of today's

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Speaker 1: strawberry letter is he smacks and makes two much noise.

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Speaker 1: We'll get it back in right after you're listening Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, come on, Steve, let's recap

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Speaker 1: today's strawberry letters. Subject he smacks and makes two much noise.

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Speaker 1: I really don't know how y'all feel. But I didn't

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Speaker 1: even write no notes on this letter because I really

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Speaker 1: don't care about this letter. I don't give a damn

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Speaker 1: that he's smacks and making noise and nicks lifting all

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Speaker 1: this hill. But here's where the problem. Anyway, he started

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Speaker 1: talking with food in his mouth, and this probably would

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Speaker 1: have sounded like dude. He started talking that food about

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Speaker 1: smacked very loud. I tried to tried to give him

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Speaker 1: stop telling you, ban asking me while he was being

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Speaker 1: a little too tipsy, you know, so I decided it

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Speaker 1: was time to get back to the room before he

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Speaker 1: was too drunk to do what he came to do.

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Speaker 1: Now hold up, now here's a woman who isn't in

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Speaker 1: such a heated moment that she got to harry up

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Speaker 1: and get back to the womb before he gets too

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Speaker 1: drunk to do what y'all came to do. Unfortunately, he was.

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Speaker 1: He dove across the bed and buried his head under

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Speaker 1: the pillow. I let him sleep a while. I took

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Speaker 1: for us. He was smacking it. I put the chocolate away.

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Speaker 1: I was ready for the magic to begin. He was

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Speaker 1: very sloppy and everything he did that night. Now, a

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Speaker 1: lot of people liked this, but you obviously it turned

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Speaker 1: you on. He smacked his lips whenever he kissed me.

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Speaker 1: You know, if if you got big lips a lot

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Speaker 1: of times, you can't help that. So I'm just I'm

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Speaker 1: a witness to that. You have big little people have

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Speaker 1: trouble sometimes smack, you know, when you don't even want

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Speaker 1: to it that. You know, they get stuck together. So

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Speaker 1: sometimes you to make us sounds. Sometime you did, they've heavy.

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Speaker 1: But anyway, so I ain't really mad at him for that.

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Speaker 1: But he smacked his lips whenever he kissed me on

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Speaker 1: my mouth. Maybe it tastes good. I don't know what.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what he's doing, you know. Uh. And

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Speaker 1: then and then he said, when he kissed me on

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Speaker 1: my mouth, neck and other body parts, Now I don't

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Speaker 1: you know, ain't in your business like that. I don't

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Speaker 1: know what y'all doing. But you know we just met

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Speaker 1: all this. He ain't in the have them me. I'm

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Speaker 1: just sharing, you know. So you're very fortunate that he

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Speaker 1: was so given to you. That night, it was loud

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Speaker 1: How how would that sound to get acting Tommy? How

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Speaker 1: would it sound if a man was running from a

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Speaker 1: sound like? Yeah? What it sound like? When you running

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Speaker 1: from a big dog about to get bitten? What Jay,

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Speaker 1: give me what it sounds like? Or somebody running from

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Speaker 1: a big dog about to get bitten. When you're running

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Speaker 1: your son get away? You get away, And that could

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Speaker 1: be annoying. That kid kill rated down? Never rated down.

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Speaker 1: He'll let me enjoying himself he was. Yeah, now he's

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Speaker 1: enjoying himself killed, but he's running from a big dog

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Speaker 1: and about to get bidden. What would it sound like, mama, mama?

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Speaker 1: Yeah you do? Nobody want to hear that when they're

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Speaker 1: making it up. Don't call for your mama, mama. Right now,

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Speaker 1: here's one right here, and the people next don't can

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Speaker 1: hear that? Ever he gave me, you didn't give me.

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Speaker 1: I pray no one next door was next to us.

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Speaker 1: So because he couldn't control himself, he was very content

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Speaker 1: when it was over and kept asking me for more.

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Speaker 1: I was one that done. I pray he could do

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Speaker 1: a better job next time. How can I politely tell

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Speaker 1: him he's a bad lover. You can't. There's no polite

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Speaker 1: way to tell him, man that he can't get the job.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna hurt, you're gonna crush, you gonna you're gonna

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Speaker 1: bust his ego. You're gonna knock him down. It's over.

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Speaker 1: Why would you want the bad lover again? It's my

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Speaker 1: question next time? All this slobling, this was day one.

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Speaker 1: He ain't even comfortable yet. Wait till he get comfortable.

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Speaker 1: You ain't seen wick. You think he's slopping now when

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Speaker 1: he's sober. Yeah, you will, you will? You wait till

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Speaker 1: he get comfortable. Let this wick gonna turn. This slopping

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Speaker 1: gonna turn into slabling. I'm telling you right now, so

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Speaker 1: you know, I don't really know. I don't really like

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Speaker 1: this letter. I don't even like this lady. The dude

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Speaker 1: discuss none of him. You don't like the historic hotel

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Speaker 1: like I didn't like that from the beginning. I didn't

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Speaker 1: like they had to go up on the rooftop to

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Speaker 1: get drunk to go back to the room. Once I

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Speaker 1: get you in that room, we ain't going upstairs. You

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Speaker 1: didn't like the terry crew. Fine reference If he's that fine,

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Speaker 1: he'd have some practice at this hill. True, he an't

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Speaker 1: don't look like Ted Crew. I can tell you right now.

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Speaker 1: If I can make my breast jump like that, they'll

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Speaker 1: be jumping right now. I'll be on the zoom. Steve,

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Speaker 1: shut up, Shut up, Shirley, shut up, see jumping like that.

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Speaker 1: Quit looking. I'm looking at my help. But you're coming

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Speaker 1: to work with no shirt every day. You're sitting up

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Speaker 1: in here just shirt naked. You're saying, just let it go.

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Speaker 1: I'm glad, just let old. Don't go back for seconds.

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Speaker 1: I'll go back to seconds. Don't go back whatever. Get

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Speaker 1: used to it? Where all? Ain't you a poncho? Post

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