Speaker 1: Forever. Look man, oh I see you? Why why and
Speaker 1: look over there? How is that culture? Yes? Goodness, let's
Speaker 1: I'm great. I want to know what your brain chemistry
Speaker 1: is right now. Because someone partied, someone did what happened? Okay,
Speaker 1: so do you know this party horse me disco. I've been.
Speaker 1: It's it's kind of it's awful, it's great, it's beautiful,
Speaker 1: it's terrible. It's here's my theory about New York versus
Speaker 1: l A. Everyone, hang on. I think there are eight
Speaker 1: million gay men in Los Angeles and in New York,
Speaker 1: and there are thirty two gay men in Los Angeles.
Speaker 1: Made You've made this statement before. That's not true. There
Speaker 1: is there's thirty two types of gay men in Los Angeles,
Speaker 1: and there's eight million types of gay men in New York. Explain.
Speaker 1: This is a comment on no, it's just like you know, yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: it's a comment on Oh, go ahead, go ahead. It's
Speaker 1: a comment on diversity. Um No, I think l A's
Speaker 1: very like that. We went to auspin Off and I
Speaker 1: don't love circuit parties, but I will, but I will
Speaker 1: go to them. This is my This might be my
Speaker 1: I d T s H maybe maybe, but feel it's
Speaker 1: like such an easy target. I mean, we go anyway,
Speaker 1: like we're all going, We're going tonight. One of our
Speaker 1: guests went to one last night. Our other guests and
Speaker 1: I went to this truly deserted bar in Bushwick, and
Speaker 1: it was so it did not feel like it felt
Speaker 1: like we were in the Midwest. Did I feel like
Speaker 1: World Pride? It did not feel like World Pride, And
Speaker 1: like I just had to like banter. Miss Jade was there.
Speaker 1: She's fantastic, and Hi Miss Jade, and she and I
Speaker 1: just like openly we're talking having a conversation with each
Speaker 1: other in front of the audience. But like there was
Speaker 1: like thirteen people there totals. You wouldn't believe what the
Speaker 1: two celebrities that were at this event last tell me
Speaker 1: Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper. Wow, best friends A C,
Speaker 1: A C and A C. Listen, here's the thing who
Speaker 1: guests our guests. Oh god, I really and I throw
Speaker 1: this word around all the time, but I really love them.
Speaker 1: J June. Yes, Jay June was the term I used
Speaker 1: to J June was back in when I was like
Speaker 1: trying to be like I'm a smart comedian with big words,
Speaker 1: and I was trying to make a big word, very
Speaker 1: big word. Now go on. No, I love I love
Speaker 1: our two guests. I'm excited about this episode. I've been
Speaker 1: really excited about this episode because I'm excited about the
Speaker 1: show that they created and wrote and staring. I love
Speaker 1: it a lot. It's so fucking good every It's like
Speaker 1: it literally is inspired by like Saturday Morning cartoons. We
Speaker 1: can talk about this more, but like it has that
Speaker 1: cartoonist cadence of like joke joke, joke, joke, joke, and
Speaker 1: it's just not even and sometimes it's not even jokes.
Speaker 1: It's just like a performance from GREGORYA. That's and I
Speaker 1: think she's character. I was just gonna say, I love
Speaker 1: the two characters played by our guests, but I think
Speaker 1: is my favorite character. She was discovered on the beach.
Speaker 1: She was discovered on the beach. And also in the
Speaker 1: most recent episode, she's in the first scene and she
Speaker 1: takes her heels off and then she walked as if
Speaker 1: she's wearing the hill and and the end of this episode, um,
Speaker 1: she's getting pitches for stories from her team. Yes, a
Speaker 1: spider makes the web that looks like the Virgin Mary
Speaker 1: and a tattoo parlor, and so the people don't want
Speaker 1: to get tattooed because the virgin Mary doesn't like it.
Speaker 1: I also love when she accepted calls from the audience
Speaker 1: and is Satan really? She said, yes, he's real. He
Speaker 1: calls every day. But then but then the line that
Speaker 1: she says to her staff after the show, to the
Speaker 1: people that created it, I know, I'm sorry, but this
Speaker 1: is just this is just for the listeners. This is
Speaker 1: for the listeners, not for them. She she hears this
Speaker 1: news story and she goes, I've heard it and it's
Speaker 1: and it's the truth. I'll report it tomorrow and laughed
Speaker 1: and laugh. It's so good good what goodness. Oh, it's
Speaker 1: called Loso spookies. We didn't even say this. It's called
Speaker 1: Friday Fridays the best time. It's so good and it's
Speaker 1: actually a real culture. It's also Nuren. It's also um,
Speaker 1: they're so so, so so perfect. We love them so much.
Speaker 1: Please welcome into your ears, Anna, Fabregas welcome. Okay, so
Speaker 1: we're all like, um, just really quickly before we talk
Speaker 1: about the show. Um, and you just went to a
Speaker 1: circuit party last night. We're going to go to one
Speaker 1: to night. Let's how do y'all feel about circuit parties?
Speaker 1: I've never heard the term circuit party? So what? And
Speaker 1: and thank you for for posing? How do you define
Speaker 1: circuit parties? Are like, Yeah, I wouldn't call it Bobby
Speaker 1: Juicebly in a circuit party because Bubblet is in a
Speaker 1: circuit party, and there you go, what is his name?
Speaker 1: I think a circuit party is lots of people mushed together,
Speaker 1: probably shirtless, probably shirtless, and they and the music doesn't
Speaker 1: have any words. Yeah, and it's more like the party
Speaker 1: tonight is not Devil's Playground, is not going to be
Speaker 1: a circuit And also last night, Horse we just go.
Speaker 1: There were plenty of words in the music, and I
Speaker 1: love that. I don't like to dance to music with
Speaker 1: no words. How do you feel about this? I prefer
Speaker 1: words words, yeah, because how do you connect words. I'll
Speaker 1: take words. Yeah, you'll take words, and it seems like
Speaker 1: you're inferring. You'll also take merely sounds. I'll take merely
Speaker 1: sounds as well. Yeah, but then what's the preference you
Speaker 1: have to have a preference? I guess maybe no words?
Speaker 1: Oh is this because you as a creative person or
Speaker 1: creating the own wards in your head writer, writer, I
Speaker 1: need a canvas, you need a canvas. I get that. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I'm so sorry Poppy Juice is not a circuit party. Well,
Speaker 1: I think I think that we are all saying that
Speaker 1: the parties that we go to our not circuit parties
Speaker 1: because circuit party has such a negative connotation, right, or like, oh,
Speaker 1: we surely don't go to circuit party. Yes, but it's
Speaker 1: really not the one that Anna was. Another one that
Speaker 1: I'm described the party that you were at last night
Speaker 1: as when it hit one thirty, it became quote unbearable. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean that party always when it gets you know,
Speaker 1: because that's when like other people roll up at like
Speaker 1: one thirty and it's pack. Yea, truly, you know. But
Speaker 1: but but if you're there already and you're drunk, you're
Speaker 1: like whatever. But I wasn't that drunk, So I was
Speaker 1: just like, this is too full. Now I'm getting tired.
Speaker 1: It's amazing what you'll tolerate with even a little bit
Speaker 1: of substance in you and in its intolerable situations. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you really would never put yourself and no, I also
Speaker 1: like we were just talking, well, I don't know, listener, reader,
Speaker 1: you might be in New York. It is the summer,
Speaker 1: it is hot, and we were discussing how we don't
Speaker 1: like to be this way and those parties are famously hot,
Speaker 1: famously famously she isn't there yet. They don't have it.
Speaker 1: There's no there's no solution. Yeah, you can't. It's the
Speaker 1: rooms are are just merely too big, merely too big, literally,
Speaker 1: merely simply tu speaking of rooms, you two wrote the
Speaker 1: whole show yourself No Rooms, and you were talking about that.
Speaker 1: I think we don't have to actually get into this
Speaker 1: like legal discussion about for the next season. But um,
Speaker 1: I think I think it's just so it's so like
Speaker 1: you guys. What am I saying? There's like there's this
Speaker 1: like obsession with like authorship that's happening right now. I
Speaker 1: think in comedies, and I think that you guys like
Speaker 1: it's a show that is like you it's it's just
Speaker 1: you two, and it's like so clearly obviously and wonderfully YouTube.
Speaker 1: But it's like you don't get caught up in like
Speaker 1: the preciousness of like, well, what do we have to
Speaker 1: do to make sure we keep some identity to this?
Speaker 1: You know, like you guys like we're just typing and typing,
Speaker 1: technic and joking, joking, joke and joking, joking and typing
Speaker 1: and just laughing, laughing and giggling. Yeah, Fred gave us
Speaker 1: the seed. He came up with the idea he wanted.
Speaker 1: He was very into doing a show that was a
Speaker 1: Latin America about friends or he actually originally Mexico specifically
Speaker 1: about friends who were into horror makeup. And then he
Speaker 1: gave us the seed and then we watered it and
Speaker 1: then we're like, oh, this is not just that, it's
Speaker 1: also weird, and here it is and now that's the show. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And we had two beautiful consultants that were like, uh,
Speaker 1: this is what makes sense. This doesn't make that much sense.
Speaker 1: They came over for like a week and now you
Speaker 1: can go. Now you can go, Um, what was what
Speaker 1: was their fantastic You eliminated them? What didn't make sense
Speaker 1: that they told you did? Well, no, nothing, nothing didn't like,
Speaker 1: nothing didn't make sense. It was more like, rearrange this
Speaker 1: in a way, Yeah, to help the story be stronger.
Speaker 1: There are was a narrative concern, narrative consult but you know,
Speaker 1: we're only three episodes in at the time of this recording. Yeah,
Speaker 1: soon they'll be a fourth. Soon they'll be a fourth
Speaker 1: or fifth. Well, I I heard there's going to be six.
Speaker 1: I I clocked. I'm like, I clocked this thing that's
Speaker 1: happening where you're just like, oh, I didn't realize this
Speaker 1: person would be serialized. I didn't know. I didn't know.
Speaker 1: I didn't realize Pepito was going to be well, Pilpizza
Speaker 1: return after not in this season, however, we have ideas. Also,
Speaker 1: I want to shout out Grata title and is killing.
Speaker 1: And I was gonna say, Gretta, you think, well, Gretta,
Speaker 1: you know she leaves on a cliffhanger in episode two, Yes,
Speaker 1: flies away in flies in the helicopter. Yes, but episode
Speaker 1: four she's back flanked by Udorra and Sam Right among
Speaker 1: others among others. Yes, Uma, Chelsea, I love moved to
Speaker 1: Katie mccrack is the character's name, the actresses name. I
Speaker 1: feel that you would give a character the name of Chelsea.
Speaker 1: You know their names their names in the show are
Speaker 1: so ambassad American Ambassador Melanie give me has like four
Speaker 1: assistants and their names are Chrissie, j j Uh the Chris.
Speaker 1: I also love that John's name is Mark Stevens, Mark
Speaker 1: the CEO, Mark Stevens. You gotta love I love to
Speaker 1: the name characters is one of my favorite things to do.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what's the what's the mysterious? Woman's just she
Speaker 1: revealed her name. She reveals her name, and everyone thinks
Speaker 1: that there was a joke that they are not getting,
Speaker 1: But there is no joke. It's just a it's just
Speaker 1: a funny name Tuesday Thursday. So you cast a lot
Speaker 1: of the actors out of Chili. Yes, so thea who
Speaker 1: are the other leads are played by who are from Mexico?
Speaker 1: So is my boyfriend on the show? He's from Mexico. Uh?
Speaker 1: And then the named after the cookies after, But the
Speaker 1: rest of them are like perfect, Yeah, and you did
Speaker 1: you audition when you went down or do you get
Speaker 1: tapes or like we got taped. And then actually Betha
Speaker 1: was the only actor that we were like, we have
Speaker 1: to bring him in because this role has been so different.
Speaker 1: Nobody could understand. No one got it quite right. And
Speaker 1: then he was just so perfect. But the way his
Speaker 1: belt was all the way up to his belly button
Speaker 1: and just like he looked glossy in the right kind
Speaker 1: of way. Glossy, the bish. That was very good casting,
Speaker 1: overall good casting, the mysterious, and then I just love
Speaker 1: when she comes down the stairs and she's like you
Speaker 1: just see, Hey, what's up. She's so good people, She's
Speaker 1: really good. She can greet people. So, um wait, how
Speaker 1: did Joe Kim Booster describe the show? He was like,
Speaker 1: it's like a much more sketch with a budget. That
Speaker 1: is because I said, it's because we were saying it's
Speaker 1: like so Julio that it's like we were, we recall
Speaker 1: the days of much more. It's much more rest in peace.
Speaker 1: No no no, no, no, it's still around. It's around, but
Speaker 1: no one goes to shows her because they employ sexual harassment. Really, oh,
Speaker 1: I did not know this. It's a fucked up situation.
Speaker 1: I got it confused with over the eight for a second,
Speaker 1: which is where which is the first time I saw Anna?
Speaker 1: Which is yeah, and there's a Mexican restaurant now it's
Speaker 1: really a restaurant now that I went to and they
Speaker 1: have good guacamole once yeah, and it was all right.
Speaker 1: It wasn't bad. It wasn't bad, but it wasn't great.
Speaker 1: But that's all Mexican restaurants in New York, especially where
Speaker 1: it's like, you know, expensive, like here's modern Mexican fu,
Speaker 1: chic Mexican figure. But you said they kind of nailed
Speaker 1: the guacamole and nailed the guacamo. Well, it's actually real
Speaker 1: culture number forty four. You have to nail guacamole. Um.
Speaker 1: I remember Anna Brega just at Over the eight, just
Speaker 1: just going through her slides, her photoshop work, and it
Speaker 1: was just like, oh, wow, this is this is this
Speaker 1: is perfect. And then you see it, you see it
Speaker 1: like on the show are you and are you? Like
Speaker 1: I'm having like I'm playing this game in my head
Speaker 1: as I'm watching the show where I'm like, oh, is
Speaker 1: that did Anna write that? Or did Julio write that?
Speaker 1: Which is like, so it's so sick that you together.
Speaker 1: This is the SNL bullshit? That SNL bullshit. Are you
Speaker 1: guys writing like to each other's characters or is it?
Speaker 1: Is it? Like? Does is it? Does it? Like we'll
Speaker 1: gravitate more towards like you right for Tati and you
Speaker 1: right for on Dress. I think primarily we were right
Speaker 1: for the people that we specifically created. But I love
Speaker 1: writing that stuff. And then and then you're like writing
Speaker 1: on their stuff. So we're both staff writers in each other. Yes,
Speaker 1: you work for each other. Yes, how well do you
Speaker 1: know each other? Let's play a game? Oh wait, do
Speaker 1: you have a you have like from a game? Was
Speaker 1: so sure that you had like index cards? The game
Speaker 1: will come from your mind? From my mind, Let's play
Speaker 1: a game. Honestly, if they were to be in next cards,
Speaker 1: that also would have come from my mind, because I
Speaker 1: would So what is astronaut sign? She's a Leo? Is
Speaker 1: that true? And not answer that question famously in aquaria compatible? Wow,
Speaker 1: these are very compatibles, are very compatible astrological signs. Yes,
Speaker 1: you will be unsurprised to hear that. Bowen and I
Speaker 1: are also very compatible, as are yours. I am the Pisces. Okay,
Speaker 1: that scorpios, you got to watch them, you gotta watch
Speaker 1: I'm a pretty I'm a pretty unthreatening scorpion. What you
Speaker 1: are rising is Libra, which I guess means does that
Speaker 1: mean I present as a Libra? And okay, so then
Speaker 1: that might explain it. But then my moon is Gemini,
Speaker 1: which is also like, Oh and I'm a Pisces cancer
Speaker 1: Pisces water water water water water water water. Emotional cries
Speaker 1: a lot. Oh but my feelings. I just found this
Speaker 1: a Joel was telling you that Coastar the co Star
Speaker 1: app is like bad. I was, I was, I was
Speaker 1: hearing you say this. Yeah, but but because what is
Speaker 1: your phrase? Because they just of thery of astrology, because
Speaker 1: they just pull all this work from actual astrologers into
Speaker 1: like an algorithm and then they just like they'll be like, oh,
Speaker 1: here's your chart and here's your day. Like it's very
Speaker 1: like here your transits, and it's like all work that
Speaker 1: other people have done. Like you're canceling everything today. You're canceling,
Speaker 1: canceling Everything's Hollywood. The second round of the game will
Speaker 1: begin now, Okay, Anna, what is Julio's ideal vacation destination? Um, well,
Speaker 1: it depends. It could be a city. We could be
Speaker 1: in Berlin, or we can be on an island in Greece.
Speaker 1: Where we're going to Where we're going where? Wait? What? Oh? Yes,
Speaker 1: I heard You're going to so greta titleman who plays
Speaker 1: American Ambassador mill An Island in Greece for Anna and
Speaker 1: I to enjoy four days of luxury. Gret mean you there? Yes? Perfect,
Speaker 1: Her father lives in Grace, yes, yes, and you show
Speaker 1: me pictures of the islands. Yes, it did. It looks
Speaker 1: beautiful well, but also but also we could be at
Speaker 1: a waterfall with Julio's vacation. Yeah, definitely. There was something
Speaker 1: that I every time that I go into a hotel,
Speaker 1: I get really nervous that my room won't have views
Speaker 1: of either sky or sea because if it doesn't, like,
Speaker 1: there is a seventy chance that I will ask for
Speaker 1: a room change. Yeah. I was going to say, you
Speaker 1: seem to me the type where if you were to
Speaker 1: open the blinds and it was like the back of
Speaker 1: a building. Absolutely not okay, and I and this is
Speaker 1: this is actually um a rude awakening for me when I, uh,
Speaker 1: you know the assassination of Jenny Massage, Yes, in it
Speaker 1: Andrew Kunan and psychopath right, so absolutely, Like I'm not
Speaker 1: afraid to burn that bridge. I'm not afraid because I
Speaker 1: heard you defending him earlier. But I he's burned everyone
Speaker 1: except Uh. There's a scene which I don't know if
Speaker 1: this is um poetic, if you can call that license
Speaker 1: hotel room. He books a hotel room, and he he
Speaker 1: s he opens the windows to his beautiful hotel room
Speaker 1: South Beach, and he sees that there's a wall, and
Speaker 1: then he just composes himself and then he goes downstairs
Speaker 1: and he's like, excuse me, might you be able to
Speaker 1: and like the way he says that, I was like, wow,
Speaker 1: that is me. And he got his room changed, and
Speaker 1: that was a metaphor and was able to talk his
Speaker 1: way into anything. He was a psychopath. Well are you?
Speaker 1: I mean, like okay, but like walk us through how
Speaker 1: you go about a brick questioning the room changed? You
Speaker 1: call down to go down? I okay. So usually I'll
Speaker 1: check into a hotel room and then chances are that
Speaker 1: my boyfriend is present, right most of the time, Hi John, Hello, John,
Speaker 1: h thank you, thank you for saving me at the
Speaker 1: gym that one time. And I'll go in and then
Speaker 1: John knows that it's coming and he's dreading it. And
Speaker 1: then I opened the blinds and then John is standing
Speaker 1: behind me, not putting the suitcase down because he knows
Speaker 1: that there's a channel that we might change. And then
Speaker 1: he'll go like all right, okay, okay, all right uh
Speaker 1: and then he uh. And then I turned to him
Speaker 1: almost like saying would it be crazy? And then and
Speaker 1: then I just try to compose myself I'll sit down
Speaker 1: in the bed and I'll dial the lobby and then
Speaker 1: I say, is it possible? Would it? Would it? Would
Speaker 1: it be at all possible? Yeah? And then can I
Speaker 1: can I add to that and to maybe go higher
Speaker 1: in the building. Yeah? Absolutely, you know this, you know
Speaker 1: this as far away from the ground as possible, right
Speaker 1: right right close to the sky, close to the sky
Speaker 1: or the sea, close to the sky. They said, well,
Speaker 1: if you go oh yeah, if you go out with
Speaker 1: you get more sky of course, or get more see. Okay, Julio,
Speaker 1: what's Anna's ideal vacation spot. I don't just before you
Speaker 1: even say, I don't even know what that answers. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: so I can at least this one, um, I can
Speaker 1: at least present pieces of the puzzle. Yeah, we'll do that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: okay activities. Yeah, Well, after wrapping in Chile, I went
Speaker 1: to Rio, right uh. And then Anna wasn't so warm
Speaker 1: on the idea of going to Rio. This was not
Speaker 1: as attractive to her as it was to me. And
Speaker 1: then she decided to go to Buenos Aires, which to
Speaker 1: me made sense because it's a it's a crisper climate. Uh,
Speaker 1: it is um metropolitan but orderly in a way that
Speaker 1: I think and A responses. She also really liked being
Speaker 1: in Santiago, I think maybe more than I did, because again,
Speaker 1: very metropolitan and orderly, very civilized people, very h there's
Speaker 1: no like uh, it is a very orderly hustle and bustle.
Speaker 1: It's not like it doesn't find other place people know
Speaker 1: where they're supposed to be, like the trainer. But Anna
Speaker 1: did not have the best time in won Osiris really
Speaker 1: because the homophobia there is and and the machismo is
Speaker 1: like so strongly felt there in a that I was
Speaker 1: like couldn't believe. Really. Yeah, and it's supposed to be
Speaker 1: a very gay friendly city. So when I got there,
Speaker 1: I was traveling with someone and just the looks that
Speaker 1: we would get because people would be like, oh, you
Speaker 1: look like you're gay, Um, was insane. Yeah, Because I
Speaker 1: think if Buenos Airis has a progressive place and like
Speaker 1: they've had like female prime ministers and or presidents and stuff,
Speaker 1: it's like, well, I don't know, I don't know if
Speaker 1: that's a Is it a very religious place? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: think all those places are vaguely religious. Sure, I'm sorry, yeah,
Speaker 1: but I will say I loved I went to Pukon,
Speaker 1: which is that that was like, oh wow, this is
Speaker 1: my kind of vacation. Also, and you didn't get to
Speaker 1: go to the Atacama Dessert. Yes, but I believe that
Speaker 1: you would really like that. Yeah, I like. Um like,
Speaker 1: what I liked about Boon is that the hotel I
Speaker 1: was saying, it was on this lake, this giant lake,
Speaker 1: and the property was so big and you could just
Speaker 1: sit outside and look at the lake and like I
Speaker 1: didn't have to leave the hotel. Really it was like
Speaker 1: the most relaxing. Yeah. Yeah, I wanted to. I want
Speaker 1: to see some beautiful landscapes. I want there to not
Speaker 1: be that many people. Sounds so good, right, is actually,
Speaker 1: can I tell you one psychopathic thing I did? Yes?
Speaker 1: Did you hate Rio? No? I loved it, and I
Speaker 1: loved it. I got it. But I I love Rio.
Speaker 1: But I you know, fully aware that I saw through
Speaker 1: the lens of a tourist with some money. Yeah, um,
Speaker 1: where it's like, no one's here, what am I talking about? Um?
Speaker 1: So I went alone? Yeah, I was real alone, right,
Speaker 1: and I go checked into my hotel. Uh, and it
Speaker 1: was great. I saw what I saw A beautiful view
Speaker 1: of the mountain. Yes, I saw I saw that the mountain,
Speaker 1: I saw some city, and I saw the beach. Wow,
Speaker 1: it was perfect. But then I'm like, well, I want
Speaker 1: to go to the beach. I don't want to just
Speaker 1: see the beach. I want to go to the beach.
Speaker 1: And my hotel was pretty far away from the beach,
Speaker 1: and everyone was like don't you can't like go to
Speaker 1: the beach alone. And we're stuff in attendant and just
Speaker 1: going to the ocean and you're just just asking for
Speaker 1: trouble okay uh. And then I did three exploratory days
Speaker 1: to the beach where I couldn't go into the ocean.
Speaker 1: I was just testing the waters into and like, how
Speaker 1: do I do this? How do I do this? I
Speaker 1: booked a different hotel room across beach. That's actually something
Speaker 1: that's not psychopathic. One time in Rio, I had two
Speaker 1: hotel Oh my god, the same time. Did you put
Speaker 1: your back down somewhere to put my rings in my back?
Speaker 1: It's like yes, checking in for one. Yes, I didn't
Speaker 1: know how long were you there? Did you sleep? And
Speaker 1: like did you like spread out the sleeping nights? Well?
Speaker 1: First I was like, oh maybe I can, like you know,
Speaker 1: sleep in one, but go have breakfast and the other one.
Speaker 1: It's crazy, you know, the other one was just a
Speaker 1: locker essentially, right, that's really the dream. I think that
Speaker 1: is the dream. And you you you were just wrapped
Speaker 1: a show that you made, and we're in get a
Speaker 1: second hotel. Make sure that like a family who's dying
Speaker 1: to go to the vacation last minute. Can't room change? No,
Speaker 1: actually just had JH. Actually this all game, man needed
Speaker 1: a place to put his back. Also in this last
Speaker 1: in this last episode, um one, Carlos, he kept saying,
Speaker 1: manet us little hands. I don't think you have little hands.
Speaker 1: Well I think I have. I think I have hands
Speaker 1: that are proportional into my body. Five nine. For the listeners,
Speaker 1: They're not big hands, They're they're complete. Says it in
Speaker 1: a like um yeah. So when Carlos, I think see
Speaker 1: this like little child king right, who he must court?
Speaker 1: I love When the ring falls off the finger, he goes, well,
Speaker 1: you have to make a fist like this, You make
Speaker 1: a fist at all times. He's so funny. Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: a good one. He's very good. Okay, continuing with the game,
Speaker 1: what does a conflict between the two of you look like? Oh? Oh,
Speaker 1: I feel like probably easily. Yeah, you guys don't seem
Speaker 1: like you think there's there's this agreements, right, there is
Speaker 1: a maybe parts of like doing the show that it's
Speaker 1: like we want this, we want that, and then and
Speaker 1: then we involve a third party. I see this party, yeah,
Speaker 1: and then but then I feel like they like I
Speaker 1: can't think of a time where we were like just
Speaker 1: disagreed so much that I thought about it after it. Okay, ye,
Speaker 1: then that is healthy. That's very healthy. Who's the third party?
Speaker 1: Fred Is? He was he around during like it's usually
Speaker 1: if it's the Spookies, it'll be like probably a producer,
Speaker 1: Nate Young Mathias, who are these names of the show?
Speaker 1: Nate it is a brilliant lion producer. And Alice Mathias
Speaker 1: is a perfect producer on the show. God bless the
Speaker 1: line producers. You know, they make it happen. They really do,
Speaker 1: they do, they really freaking do. I actually don't know
Speaker 1: what the difference between all the different types of producers are.
Speaker 1: A line producer handles the budget I see and then um,
Speaker 1: and then Alice is accessible for a more creative issues
Speaker 1: on the show, like the wig fiasco. Yes, this was
Speaker 1: Greta's wig, so I will say that this was no
Speaker 1: one's fault. Okay, okay, this is I will start by
Speaker 1: saying that this is no one's fault, but uh, it was.
Speaker 1: It was Gressul. No. Greta comes into her first day
Speaker 1: of shooting. Uh, and then our director uh Aptlete diagnosis
Speaker 1: that Greta should wear a wig. Why a lot of
Speaker 1: literally almost as we wigs. And also didn't you want
Speaker 1: like a like a like a bleached blonde moment getting
Speaker 1: her hair touched up and destroyed her hair? Gretta would
Speaker 1: have had to severely bleach her hair like truly, like
Speaker 1: every four days. And then of course Gretta was like
Speaker 1: and then there were so many things going on, and
Speaker 1: in Chile not that many wigs. You can't the way
Speaker 1: you can't hear the way you can. So we find
Speaker 1: and there were so many great wigs available, however we
Speaker 1: want it. We just wanted Greta's hair. It's Melanie's, it's
Speaker 1: Melanie's hair. So they they find a wig and then
Speaker 1: they start they cut it and they stile it and
Speaker 1: I'm looking at it and I'm like, I kind of
Speaker 1: feel fine with it, and this wig has bangs. This
Speaker 1: wig has bangs, And then I was like, can we
Speaker 1: get rid of the banks? And they were like no,
Speaker 1: because it's like they explained to me the infrastructure of
Speaker 1: the foundation of a haircut, and if you cut the banks,
Speaker 1: the whole building. Yeah, the infrastructure banks. So I was like, okay, well,
Speaker 1: I guess Melanie has banks. And Greta was like great, cool,
Speaker 1: and then she she looked beautiful. She looks stunning. She
Speaker 1: looked like Gretta with banks. Yes, and then she she's
Speaker 1: doing a scene and I'm looking at the monitor and
Speaker 1: I hate it. Yeah, and I hate it so much
Speaker 1: and it just feels like it's not who we envisioned.
Speaker 1: It makes the character seem really f fake. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: she looks she looks Natalie Portman, and closer she looks sexy.
Speaker 1: She looks sexy, and but that kind of like yeah
Speaker 1: yeah um um. So then they're like, well, we can
Speaker 1: get a different wig, but not for today. And I
Speaker 1: was like, okay, let us reshoot the hall and they're like, no, wing,
Speaker 1: we will come to this location two hours away from
Speaker 1: the city only, so we can have it with no banks,
Speaker 1: and they were like, huli no. So then she wears
Speaker 1: bangs for some of the for some of her scenes,
Speaker 1: and no banks for some of her other scenes because
Speaker 1: everything this was happening in that house that the mansion
Speaker 1: were the inheritance here was taking place. So all those
Speaker 1: scenes there have banks, and all her scenes in the
Speaker 1: embassy have no banks. And then were we solved that
Speaker 1: Melanie was going to ask an assistance should I get banks,
Speaker 1: and this assistant says yes, and thus Melanie ds up
Speaker 1: hating this assistant, and then in the we wrote a
Speaker 1: line saying, everyone told me I couldn't undo bangs, but
Speaker 1: no one says no to American Ambassador Melanie Gibbons. Okay,
Speaker 1: she just ended her banks. Then you solved it through
Speaker 1: the through the power of the don't ever say it
Speaker 1: can't be done on the power of the page, and honestly,
Speaker 1: the power of the page frontrunner for a title about
Speaker 1: the power of the page or the infrastructure. The infrastructure
Speaker 1: of Banks is also a good title of that. By
Speaker 1: I would agree, yes, okay, yeah, because I remember in
Speaker 1: the first yeah, and her first scene, which I'm sure
Speaker 1: you get shot later, but I was just like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: but the bangs are a plot point, became banks became
Speaker 1: part of her arc and also just like fundamental to uh,
Speaker 1: so Mathea Melanie Gibbons, I think becomes this sort of
Speaker 1: like catwoman figure and that she's a friend and foe
Speaker 1: to loves this bookies. Yes, So I think that the
Speaker 1: Bank of the Bank's fiasco is sort of like her
Speaker 1: falling off the building and the cats licking her. Just
Speaker 1: talked about that. We literally just talked about Batman Returns
Speaker 1: and how it's like one of the best comic book
Speaker 1: to see what she falls off the building, the cats
Speaker 1: like the cats so good. Have you seen Batman Returns?
Speaker 1: I think you would love. I probably have. That was
Speaker 1: the one that came out like, doesn't I don't know
Speaker 1: four this Okay, I don't think I've seen that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Michelle fight for as Catwoman of course, of course that's
Speaker 1: what halle Berry's Catwoman. You were you You're for Halloween
Speaker 1: every year every year hally Berry as the iconic halle
Speaker 1: Berry Catwoman. What is that little b BP it's a
Speaker 1: little alarm. It's a prep alarm for prep that I
Speaker 1: don't have anymore. Why don't you have prep anymore? Is
Speaker 1: because my insurance doesn't my sack insurance doesn't cover it. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: go to the closet and and and then you just
Speaker 1: do the cupey for you or whatever. Actually, I don't know, see,
Speaker 1: I mean, now, don't put out of misinformation to our
Speaker 1: large don't believe us, don't believe us. Prep should be okay,
Speaker 1: I'll take it and I'm fine. Yeah, and it's fine.
Speaker 1: Someone someone did, were you not talking about this like
Speaker 1: prep for women like men? Was like, I want to
Speaker 1: take preps, getting on prep. I don't care what I
Speaker 1: don't care about. I heard every queer is doing it.
Speaker 1: I think it's it's an anniver breaking character for assist
Speaker 1: straight white woman to be like I insist on taking prep.
Speaker 1: You never know, you never never know what can happen.
Speaker 1: That's actually real culture number seventeen. You never know. When
Speaker 1: I have mentioned this before, I think it's why So
Speaker 1: what time is it? It is now two pm? Why
Speaker 1: a pill at two pm? Because I know I'm always
Speaker 1: out and about sometimes if I want to sleep in sometimes,
Speaker 1: I like I'll be up to it. Doesn't that mean
Speaker 1: that every day of your life you have to put
Speaker 1: the prep in your back? It's fine. I don't I
Speaker 1: don't understand. I'm like a morning but you you religiously
Speaker 1: wake up like six in the morning every morning, right,
Speaker 1: I'm not like that, and so like, like I started
Speaker 1: taking Prepper. Yeah, usually you don't have days that are
Speaker 1: like seven. I can't imagine waking up at noon, you know,
Speaker 1: I wish I could do that sometimes. It was that
Speaker 1: something that you like when in like did you become
Speaker 1: a morning person or you just always always been a
Speaker 1: morning person. I'm so jealous. I mean, actually, this is
Speaker 1: something I like about Los Angeles, that everyone is a
Speaker 1: morning person, just because of the way the sun rises
Speaker 1: and just like the energy of it. Like I'm up
Speaker 1: at eight am every day. Naturally, Greta is such a
Speaker 1: morning person. Greta and they are such morning people. Were
Speaker 1: all up at in a productive and I'm productive and
Speaker 1: I do things. Meanwhile, in New York, I am up
Speaker 1: until two thirty in the morning, waking up at ten.
Speaker 1: It's like really not it's not good. But the problem
Speaker 1: with being a morning person is that even if I'm
Speaker 1: up late, I still wake up early. I'll go to
Speaker 1: bed at two thirty. I'm waking up. I woke up
Speaker 1: at morning at six at thirty, and I was taking
Speaker 1: Luck and I later a wake for like probably forty minutes.
Speaker 1: Then was able to fall back asleep until and I
Speaker 1: was sleeping in for you. Yeah, that was like, wow,
Speaker 1: I never wake up. Um, well, okay, so there was
Speaker 1: an iconic moment that happened. And you are an exerciser
Speaker 1: to you, So there was an iconic moment that happened
Speaker 1: that was very shameful for me that sometimes I think
Speaker 1: of and I wake with a start, which is when
Speaker 1: I was taking a selfie of myself on the Pulaski
Speaker 1: Bridge and on a breakout ran by me and said
Speaker 1: it looks good, and I was like, oh no. I
Speaker 1: was a selfie of myself with the New York City
Speaker 1: skyline in the back. I had a really good shirt.
Speaker 1: It was a soup jacket and like a like a
Speaker 1: like a nice shirt, and it was me posted up
Speaker 1: on the bridge. It was golden hour. I was taking
Speaker 1: a photo of myself. Yes, at this table have done
Speaker 1: are guilty of that all the time. So Matt Rogers
Speaker 1: was walking down the bridge and then he saw the
Speaker 1: beautiful skyline, the beautiful lighting, his beautiful shirt and thought,
Speaker 1: I got to capture this magical NYC moment. It must
Speaker 1: take an earnest, beautiful sofie. I'm not even gonna say
Speaker 1: it wasn't earnest. It was I wanted a nice picture
Speaker 1: of myself because I think I had I think I had, Sorry,
Speaker 1: just got on a new dating app, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I need a nice photo of myself with the New
Speaker 1: York City, with the New York cities. Guy, I believe
Speaker 1: you that when you say I live in New York. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so they know where I'm at the interest in New York.
Speaker 1: I think the reason I even said anything was because
Speaker 1: I thought that maybe I was caught in your camera
Speaker 1: because I was running up behind you. I was like,
Speaker 1: I was like, but either way, this is funny that
Speaker 1: it was very funny, and I was it was. It
Speaker 1: was the thing where I was like, I think I
Speaker 1: laughed so loud because I was so embarrassed, and I
Speaker 1: was just like, wow that it sucked. Like I was
Speaker 1: just probably text people after that. I think I texted
Speaker 1: I think you told me that. I said, that's so funny.
Speaker 1: Did you name? She kept running, she had things in
Speaker 1: her schedule that were important, not time to take a selfie.
Speaker 1: Getting busy running and also I just want to say
Speaker 1: I'm not like a selfie person. It was just a
Speaker 1: moment in time where I was moved by this period
Speaker 1: and every shame a a sort of I don't even
Speaker 1: know what to call it, but a moment there is.
Speaker 1: There must be a name. We must find a name
Speaker 1: for the two maybe three seconds of shame that most
Speaker 1: people have after they've taken a selfie in public. Do
Speaker 1: you know what I'm talking about? They rise their phone,
Speaker 1: they take the selfie and for that moment they mute
Speaker 1: the world around them and them in the lens and
Speaker 1: nothing matters. They take the picture. Then they put the
Speaker 1: phone down and they get a little red in the
Speaker 1: face because some people have seen what people have seen.
Speaker 1: And then often if their hair is long, they'll talk
Speaker 1: a little stund of hair behind their ears, look down,
Speaker 1: look at their phone, pretend that we're doing something else,
Speaker 1: and leave the premises. It is that? What is that
Speaker 1: little shame? What is it? It's a readjustment. You're you're
Speaker 1: re Oh you're resocializing in a way, aren't you in
Speaker 1: a way? Yes, Well, it's it's it's a moment where
Speaker 1: you reckon with the fact that like that, and you
Speaker 1: I bet a lot of people blame that on society.
Speaker 1: They say, well, I have this phone, it has this capability.
Speaker 1: It's not me. Everyone does it. So there's there's a
Speaker 1: lot of people take selfies with no hint of shame
Speaker 1: or embarrassment because it's like so many people take it selfies.
Speaker 1: Who cares? I think July is just so tapped, tapped
Speaker 1: into his sort of internal Do you feel when you
Speaker 1: take your selfie in public? For a for a moment after,
Speaker 1: I don't think the same. Yeah, because it's it's it's
Speaker 1: like it's not I'm holding a book. Wait, someone caught
Speaker 1: me reading my things back down. Whenever I do it,
Speaker 1: I'll just scream out to everyone I'm I'm around, like
Speaker 1: that was ironic, Just so everyone knows that was ironic.
Speaker 1: And there you go. Don't worry, don't worry, don't worry
Speaker 1: about me. I also, I haven't done this before, but
Speaker 1: there have been times where I'll see people who are
Speaker 1: I assume like tourists. We are taking a photo with
Speaker 1: something in the background that's like very New York, And
Speaker 1: I thought, should I say to them, do you want
Speaker 1: me to take it? Or do they want it to
Speaker 1: be a selfie? No, they would ask if they wanted
Speaker 1: my help. See. Actually, a couple of times I have
Speaker 1: done this and I have gotten the response to. Most
Speaker 1: of the time you'll get sure, that would be amazing,
Speaker 1: thank you so much. But also a lot of times
Speaker 1: you will say I like that it's a selfie. Only
Speaker 1: when I've been told that a couple of times, and
Speaker 1: a little facing selfie, I'm honestly that is an element
Speaker 1: of what you're talking about. That thing. I actually like it.
Speaker 1: It does help you scrunch up your nose. I think
Speaker 1: it's for big groups. That's when I'll be like, hey,
Speaker 1: then it's a nightmare. I mean, trying to get four
Speaker 1: people on a selfie is like because the other people
Speaker 1: will pull out their phones. They don't mind too. Hey
Speaker 1: yeah right, And you know you got a vertical which
Speaker 1: doesn't work on the gram vertical No, not vertical, you
Speaker 1: turn horizontal. Let you landscape it and then you can't
Speaker 1: get it on the Instagram. Well you can, but it story.
Speaker 1: I want my face to be big and pictures, pictures.
Speaker 1: How often do you run? Um? I run like probably
Speaker 1: through four days a week you were moving, Okay, how
Speaker 1: many miles you know? I called month. I'll do six
Speaker 1: miles every other day and then every other not a
Speaker 1: little bit a day off and relax, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm realizing you because it's two runners. Well, I I was.
Speaker 1: I was like a hardcore runner in high school. I
Speaker 1: was a distance runner as well, and I remember like
Speaker 1: I thought you were gonna say eighty a week because
Speaker 1: during during but during hardcore training weeks, like I would
Speaker 1: do like wow, now see, I never I don't want
Speaker 1: to go anymore than I'm going because I'm like, my
Speaker 1: the stress that puts on your body and I don't
Speaker 1: need to do that. I'm not trying to run a marathon. No,
Speaker 1: people just enjoy it. I can like tune out for
Speaker 1: an hour or whatever. Yeah, so you wouldn't want to
Speaker 1: run like a marathon, no, no desire, yeah, just it's
Speaker 1: it's great to have just have something that you enjoyed doing.
Speaker 1: The thing is like whenever I try to run now,
Speaker 1: like my old competitor's brain comes back and it's like, okay,
Speaker 1: well I have to remind myself it's not a race
Speaker 1: that I'm not training for anything. It's just you're doing
Speaker 1: it for your overall health, which is you know, I'm
Speaker 1: realizing right now. We have not asked another question. We
Speaker 1: have not asking the question because Julio has been on
Speaker 1: this this program before. But we have to ask out
Speaker 1: of the question, which is Anna, what is the culture
Speaker 1: that made you say culture is for me? This is
Speaker 1: the formative pop culture or like any culture in your
Speaker 1: life could be upbringing, could be whatever that made you
Speaker 1: say culture is for me, and this created the person
Speaker 1: that we know today. Wow, um, formative moment in culture
Speaker 1: where I felt culture the question when culture was culture?
Speaker 1: You heard the question. Everything I'm thinking of is like
Speaker 1: moments that I said maybe culture is not for me,
Speaker 1: Like I'm going through like middle school things, like like
Speaker 1: all the different kind of types of clothes that I
Speaker 1: wore trying to find the culture that fit me described
Speaker 1: there's a lot of yeah, I guess, and you're right,
Speaker 1: how is how is that? Well? And as character in
Speaker 1: those bookies uh hbo is constantly she's a character who's
Speaker 1: constantly stretching for herself and it manifest a symptom of
Speaker 1: it is that she has no idea really what her
Speaker 1: style is. So usually she'll wear that hideous little news
Speaker 1: but any time that that the themes to be a
Speaker 1: special location, she'll just show up in like a costume
Speaker 1: and idea of like nice like going on the date.
Speaker 1: In the third episode, Oh Well, Theies were so elegant,
Speaker 1: people looked so beautiful. And a scene that we cut
Speaker 1: a scene that we cut from the pilot. A scene
Speaker 1: that we cut from the pilot is originally the other
Speaker 1: Spookies were present at the fifteenth birthday party in the pilot,
Speaker 1: and that shows up to the king Cianiera in a
Speaker 1: King sianera dress. Wow, And then her big sister explains
Speaker 1: to her, you can't the theme this is the fifteenth
Speaker 1: birthday party. The theme isn't fifteen birthday party. And then
Speaker 1: that was like okay, I'll go change inos like no,
Speaker 1: but do you are you just agreeing with me? Or
Speaker 1: do you understand what I'm saying? And that they just
Speaker 1: walks away and of the vacant look like that. Okay,
Speaker 1: so this is like from like your own personal history then,
Speaker 1: because yeah, I guess, because because that is you know,
Speaker 1: looking for herself through work, trying to find herself through work,
Speaker 1: who isn't and then and then and then the clothes, yes,
Speaker 1: or like another extension of that. But in middle school
Speaker 1: I went through like so many phases of like maybe
Speaker 1: I am a girl in Abercrombie and Fitch and Rocket Dogs,
Speaker 1: or maybe I'm a girl in like who's like a
Speaker 1: tumboy in wearing like my brother's Billabong shirt. Or maybe
Speaker 1: I have like a tie and I'm like aber Levine.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe I have like a happy Bunny T shirt.
Speaker 1: Maybe that happy was ironic because the bunny was really
Speaker 1: mean and I hate your mom happy. You're just saying
Speaker 1: all these things like rocket dog. Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: don't know what rocket dog is. It was. I was
Speaker 1: like platforms sandals. Yeah, it was just like rocket duct
Speaker 1: these big like fat letters, like like a like a
Speaker 1: red flame like a dog. It was like a weird
Speaker 1: dog illustration. It was a really simple geometric like so
Speaker 1: what drag did you land on when you finally entered
Speaker 1: high school? Um? In high school, I was like where
Speaker 1: I'm It was pretty plain. I dredged pretty plain, which
Speaker 1: I think I still kind of do, although now, um,
Speaker 1: I think I dressed better than I didn't when I
Speaker 1: was sporting. But um, but it was pretty nondescript. I
Speaker 1: settled on like I don't want to stand out. I
Speaker 1: just want to wear something Yeah where I blend right
Speaker 1: in and it's functional. That's perfect because I feel like
Speaker 1: basics are in. But this is like a nice like
Speaker 1: inversion of the question, which is like I truly like
Speaker 1: figured out where I like, what I liked, and what
Speaker 1: works for me, discovering what I did not like. Yeah,
Speaker 1: which is like beautiful, A great mind, A great mind?
Speaker 1: What what what was your thing? In high school? I was?
Speaker 1: I think I might have been the same where I
Speaker 1: really like would buy like a Henley from Hollister, a
Speaker 1: fucking like some like a shirt like a like a
Speaker 1: like a like a disgusting shirt at not a disgusting
Speaker 1: shirt at hot topic, but like something that had like
Speaker 1: something like dark and whatever. Or and then I would
Speaker 1: like where crocs every now and then, like I was
Speaker 1: truly all over the I was like ironically like, oh
Speaker 1: we're we're crocs to school and everyone's gonna laugh at me,
Speaker 1: but I'll love it. I was, I really like had
Speaker 1: no I had no sense of sartorial identity either. I
Speaker 1: feel like it wasn't until like three years ago or
Speaker 1: three and a half years ago that I felt like, oh,
Speaker 1: now I know what I like to wear. I finally
Speaker 1: figured it out because also my sister and I uh
Speaker 1: shared a room wearing up and we lived together in
Speaker 1: New York for a few years to sharing a bedroom
Speaker 1: as well. And I would wear whatever she told me
Speaker 1: to wear. Always. We would go shopping and she's like
Speaker 1: this would look really cute on you, and okay, and
Speaker 1: then but I didn't like like it much. And then
Speaker 1: when she moved away, I was kind of like, wait,
Speaker 1: what do I wear? And then it still took me
Speaker 1: a little while to figure it out yeah, and be like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is what I like? A tiny little pink Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't have to wear heels and go out in
Speaker 1: the meatpacking district. What about you? What were you? Uh? Well,
Speaker 1: pretty much every school in Alsabador has uniforms, So that
Speaker 1: was like, uh, not a lot of personal style, not
Speaker 1: a lot of personal style. Uh So I obviously wore
Speaker 1: the uniform five days a week. And when you're wearing uniforms,
Speaker 1: does that fully like you have no time? You don't
Speaker 1: care to think about what you're gonna wear when you
Speaker 1: take it off, like the times that you're not like
Speaker 1: on weekends, day in my uniform all day, Like on weekends,
Speaker 1: Like what would you wear? Like like you know, right
Speaker 1: right right? Um? I went through very definitive faces where
Speaker 1: I was like, this is what I am, and I
Speaker 1: don't deviate from this. So for a while I was
Speaker 1: very into I think it was just wearing. Well. I've
Speaker 1: always had an aversion to logos, so I know that
Speaker 1: you don't like text on shirts. I don't like text
Speaker 1: on shirts. Um. If the outfit say said, it must
Speaker 1: communicate it with no text. Of course, if the outfit
Speaker 1: wants to convey a message, it must do so via
Speaker 1: the silhouette. A universal vision. Yes, um, I think I
Speaker 1: would do a lot of just like primary colors over pants. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like a blue shirt and pants, a red shirt and
Speaker 1: pants like that. When did you start dying your hair?
Speaker 1: I started dying my hair in two thousand fourteen. Yes,
Speaker 1: so is that right when you moved to New York. No,
Speaker 1: I moved to New York in two thousand nine. Oh, squad,
Speaker 1: I forget how long we have known. We have all
Speaker 1: known each other. It is I honestly like, when did
Speaker 1: because I know I met you at the pit when
Speaker 1: you were doing Ethnic Realness. Yes, yes, and Ms Jade
Speaker 1: last night was our first question. She was like, she
Speaker 1: goes your show with Oscar called again? I was like
Speaker 1: ethnic It was a very twenty fourteen title for a show.
Speaker 1: I remember during that show and loving it. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: was the first time you met. Yes, yeah, um, yeah,
Speaker 1: I met you. There, I met Jo Kim Booster. There
Speaker 1: I met my ex boyfriend. There you met your ex
Speaker 1: boyfriend at the show that you were Yeah. Oh hi Danny,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Daniel, Daniel John. Before you, there was
Speaker 1: a Daniel John before you, there was a Daniel. I'm
Speaker 1: going to reveal something. I wore this shirt today because
Speaker 1: I thought you might like it. Oh, cassette tapes on it.
Speaker 1: It's nice? Why why it's a very nice Why did
Speaker 1: you think I would like it? Because I thought that
Speaker 1: I thought you might respond to the little cassette tapes,
Speaker 1: to the little cassette tapes, because because you like miniature things.
Speaker 1: And I thought there was so okay. I think I
Speaker 1: feel like if you open your mouth, if you open
Speaker 1: your side, your hand, and you had a little cassette tape,
Speaker 1: that would be good. That would be like okay. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I waited tied into the shirt. Yeah, you wouldn't wear
Speaker 1: where you wouldn't wear her. I wouldn't wear a print
Speaker 1: like that. I wouldn't. It's ware to see you with
Speaker 1: a print. Yeah, I'm wearing a print right now. I
Speaker 1: felt even I felt comfortable pressing it to you. Because
Speaker 1: I saw that you had a print and I was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe I was right. Oh so it's very light and
Speaker 1: it is famously hot. As we said, this is my like,
Speaker 1: what is the lightest thing in the looser pants I have? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what I like about Los Angeles. You can truly
Speaker 1: wear anything on any day. Like you can decide to
Speaker 1: wear a jean jacket and you are fine. If you
Speaker 1: were a jean jacket out here, you would die instantly.
Speaker 1: You would turn to sand for sure. Um, what I
Speaker 1: think Julio is evolved to this place now that is
Speaker 1: very aspirational, but I think it's not I mean, it's
Speaker 1: literally not for anyone on a cost prohibitive level, but
Speaker 1: it's also not for everyone because it's like, not everyone
Speaker 1: can pull this off. At Julia will just go and
Speaker 1: buy realms of fabric or not rings, but whatever bolts
Speaker 1: of fabric and then get it, get get things make
Speaker 1: I will say that I've been doing that, even when
Speaker 1: more yeah I'll wait more, yeah, he said, even when broke,
Speaker 1: even when broke more. It's I you know, because the
Speaker 1: fabric I make so much of my stuff, which is
Speaker 1: like now there are a few pieces of archive because
Speaker 1: they don't fit in the apartment, but just like really
Speaker 1: cheap fabric. Okay, yeah, yeah, but that's a fun little exercise.
Speaker 1: And then and the cost of it, it goes into
Speaker 1: the into your tailor. I would go whenever I would
Speaker 1: go visit my parents and I'll salve it her. I
Speaker 1: would bring it to their tailor to day at which
Speaker 1: fourth is cheaper than a tailor here would we? But
Speaker 1: would your mom make a thing sometimes? But that's not
Speaker 1: what she does, she seems stress. No, No, she would
Speaker 1: design I was growing up. Ah. She she's more of
Speaker 1: like an industrial designer. She'll make a chair for you,
Speaker 1: She'll she's an architect by trade, but she'll also design
Speaker 1: furniture and close perfects, perfects. And um, I have one
Speaker 1: of your sister's bags. Very creative family, creative family. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and on you right now, that's that's right over there. Yeah. Um,
Speaker 1: that's gorgeo. Very creative family. Um. Okay, Well, this is
Speaker 1: the thing that's happening at this table. Older sisters, younger sisters.
Speaker 1: And that is why I'm going to start writing loss
Speaker 1: spookies with Julio, because now there's a different alignment and
Speaker 1: that is okay, yeah, I'm going to write Lousi spookies
Speaker 1: if Matt Rodgers, Yeah, I think they're good. Yes the room, Yes,
Speaker 1: come on just one week, Lets do one episode. It's
Speaker 1: you don't let us write um okay. I want to
Speaker 1: ask you about the live shows because Gretta was saying
Speaker 1: that she did your Guys live show with you guys
Speaker 1: and Fred and we've been campaigning. Yes, you're very familiar
Speaker 1: with this as the Schoolturess is constantly hitting the campaign trail,
Speaker 1: rilling up the basely about anytime. Any time we come
Speaker 1: back from touring with you last season at work, Joy
Speaker 1: would just be like, how is the campaigning, How are
Speaker 1: the rallies? Rallies are going really well, really good? United? Yeah, loyalty,
Speaker 1: I mean the people come loyalty Now. It would feel
Speaker 1: very what it did, have that vibe where we'd go
Speaker 1: out and do it to be like hello everyone, how
Speaker 1: are we doing? And also you kept saying I could
Speaker 1: shoot someone in Fifth Avenue anything about it exactly and
Speaker 1: we have it happened every day and no one's done
Speaker 1: a thing. Has been like fun, fun, They've been They've
Speaker 1: been fun. Fun. We'll come up, We'll play the trailer
Speaker 1: for the show up top. And Juli and Fred will
Speaker 1: come out and talk for a little bit and then
Speaker 1: we'll all do solo sets and have whoever is also
Speaker 1: on the show. And in this city that the show
Speaker 1: is in, do some do a set as well? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And that's that's it. A campaign, a rally, Yeah, yeah, igniting.
Speaker 1: But but a lot of people, I think, thought that
Speaker 1: it would be about dismantling ice, about dismantling ice. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it's the opposite of that. Yeah, right, are we
Speaker 1: are racing? We're trying to make our own private detention
Speaker 1: centers for profit and you're gonna make graphics at say
Speaker 1: one an ice agent shows up at your door, just
Speaker 1: just go? Did just go? Who is it? Um? No?
Speaker 1: I think you were going to say that the expectation
Speaker 1: from time of the attendees is that the show will
Speaker 1: be in Spanish. Right, So are there people there that
Speaker 1: don't speak English dot com? No, I think I think
Speaker 1: everyone's by lingual. But yeah, everyone's bi lingual. Everybody, every
Speaker 1: bookers by lingual. Marianne totally, I have awoken. Yes, you
Speaker 1: have been having Marianne takes and and what do you
Speaker 1: think about Marianne. Oh, it's just so funny. I think
Speaker 1: My favorite thing about that, about her whole night was
Speaker 1: talking about putting a man on the movie. What is
Speaker 1: the accent is one, she's Atlantic, She's from Texas. No,
Speaker 1: she's no, she's mid Atlantic. But then she's also like,
Speaker 1: it's it's like Diana Ross. It's Diana Ross. Breath you
Speaker 1: like this and I can go for like that is
Speaker 1: like Diana Prime Minister of New Zealand. And I'm going
Speaker 1: to say, if you think that you can raise a
Speaker 1: boy or a girl in your nation, I you have
Speaker 1: another thing coming, because America has a beauty and poetry
Speaker 1: and all in all its forms. Do you see the
Speaker 1: clip of her I think, which was the New York
Speaker 1: Times where they said, um, if you were she said,
Speaker 1: one of the first things she would do was to
Speaker 1: call European leaders and so we're back, baby, We're back.
Speaker 1: I wish I wish she had said baby, but she didn't.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Who is the next? Who am I calling? Next? Spain?
Speaker 1: Very well, ring, ring, Hello Spain. She is no way hurt.
Speaker 1: What a breakout star? Contain The contributions doubled so we
Speaker 1: will continue just been saying that I now I have
Speaker 1: been making a version of this comment, but I now
Speaker 1: have to revise it. My son is in mary Anne
Speaker 1: hard My son is in Maryard, My moon is Elizabeth Warren.
Speaker 1: My rising is Bernie sand Wow, definitely you're you're rising
Speaker 1: is Bernie your son? My son isn't Maryanne like blatantly
Speaker 1: a Marianne, because your identity is My identity is Maryanne.
Speaker 1: Because I I my what I would offer to the
Speaker 1: American people are metaphors. Yeah, I wouldn't offer harnessing energy,
Speaker 1: harnessing the energy of law. I would heart, I would
Speaker 1: hardness energy. I would you know, more ambulance, less weapons.
Speaker 1: Y um. These would be my campaign promises. Uh. And
Speaker 1: then my my moon is in Elizabeth Warren because you
Speaker 1: most heart is yes. And then my my rising, I think,
Speaker 1: is in Bernie because I am perceived as feisty and
Speaker 1: you're perceived as political and you know all these yes. Yes. So,
Speaker 1: Donald Trump, if you're listen, that's where Julio stands in
Speaker 1: terms of the Candida Trump. If you are listening, you
Speaker 1: better sit down and put the tea away and just
Speaker 1: turn up the volume. And here that President Mary with
Speaker 1: all my love, I'm obsessed with her. She's did you
Speaker 1: know that she was Laura Dern's roommate perfect. I said,
Speaker 1: there's a world where Rena, a client, sees Mary and
Speaker 1: Williamson two times a week from Mary and Williamson running
Speaker 1: for president. Well, I fucking I hope I'm still seeing
Speaker 1: you at three o'clock. That's not who Laura actually as. No,
Speaker 1: but yes, I know that, Laura. I would be interested
Speaker 1: to know if that was a contentious roommate situation, because
Speaker 1: because everyone's like, oh my god, keep college roommate. Everyone
Speaker 1: hated sure it was a college that. I think they
Speaker 1: were college roommates. That's that's I think the narrative culture.
Speaker 1: That's Laura. I just want to say, if you could
Speaker 1: clean up the dishes when you're done using them, that
Speaker 1: would be absolutely fantastic. The love in this apartment is
Speaker 1: just sipping away with you. She is, oh, um, I think,
Speaker 1: Oh no, I don't have one yet. It might be
Speaker 1: time every time. I don't think so, honey. Fine, Now
Speaker 1: here's the thing. Our guests have come, sorry but unprepared.
Speaker 1: And here's the but I did. I did the trouble
Speaker 1: applicable weekend for you? Yes, I mean we could did
Speaker 1: we didn't we do it yesterday? We did it for
Speaker 1: it's kind of boring, but it's a really earnest one.
Speaker 1: I I love earnest. I want to hear Anna go off.
Speaker 1: Although Anna, we have to say Anna is the innovator.
Speaker 1: If I don't think so honey, because she was at
Speaker 1: our first live show famously did I don't think so honey.
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey because you don't. I don't
Speaker 1: think honey one minute. And honestly, she's right. She I
Speaker 1: think she gave one of the first meta. I don't
Speaker 1: think so. I think it was maybe the first first
Speaker 1: for all the meta. I don't think so truly. I
Speaker 1: have one yeah, um, this is Matt Rodgers. I don't
Speaker 1: think so honey. And as time starts, now, I don't
Speaker 1: think so honey. The flavor of grape. I think this
Speaker 1: is a bad flavor. I think it is absolutely ridiculous
Speaker 1: that it is one of the prominent flavors. I think
Speaker 1: that cherry is obviously the best flavor. Now, I don't
Speaker 1: want to make this, uh, And I don't think so
Speaker 1: honey about grapes, but I actually think are very good.
Speaker 1: And I actually even like green grapes and purple grapes,
Speaker 1: like them all. But do you get the energy and
Speaker 1: the flavor of those grapes. When you taste grape the flavor,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. So here's the thing. Grapes
Speaker 1: are good their fruits and actually healthy for you. Grape
Speaker 1: the flavor in terms of candy, I really don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: because well, wait, there's a specific thing that is grape.
Speaker 1: That is I don't like grape juice disgusting, disgusting, Grape
Speaker 1: lollipops disgusting. Also grape, sorry, but it rhymes with a
Speaker 1: bad word. We don't like grape. If you come to
Speaker 1: me with a flavor of grape, get out. And they're
Speaker 1: also famously the worst skittles. Get them out of the bag.
Speaker 1: I find that grape skin. That's what I wanted to do.
Speaker 1: I really want to because honestly, you really run into
Speaker 1: a problem when you're opening a bag of skittles. I
Speaker 1: find because I don't know whether or not to just eat.
Speaker 1: I don't want to leave the grape skittles, and they're
Speaker 1: they're bad. You guys like grape. I like grapes. I
Speaker 1: like grapes. Yeah, but I'm saying labor is horrible, so listen,
Speaker 1: I don't hate it as much as you do. Well,
Speaker 1: that's that's maybe you can. Honestly, I'll mail you all
Speaker 1: my grape skittles then from now on. So I don't know,
Speaker 1: and tell me what you guys think. Let's crowdsource on this.
Speaker 1: So when you open a bag of skittles and you
Speaker 1: see that there's numerous grape skittles, like, do you eat
Speaker 1: them first to get them out of the way or
Speaker 1: do you save them for last? But then they're the
Speaker 1: then you have the aftertaste of grape. But why do
Speaker 1: you have to eat them at all? Because I feel
Speaker 1: wasteful if I don't eat them. There's no there's no eating,
Speaker 1: there's no consumption order. You can just eat a grape skittle.
Speaker 1: As you come across that I don't eat skittles, well
Speaker 1: that doesn't surprise me. But I do find it moving
Speaker 1: that you are so burdened because you this is this
Speaker 1: is there's such a beautiful irony here where it sounds
Speaker 1: like you like skittles and yet you dress them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well make sure that is eating the and then and
Speaker 1: then so you're faced with like, well do I get
Speaker 1: it out of the way to window my skittles? Do
Speaker 1: I blissfully eat all the other how there's knowing that
Speaker 1: the looming cloud of grape is coming, right, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think that there's actually the film in this, there's a feature.
Speaker 1: There is more options. Well, actually we have well, so
Speaker 1: here's here's how I enjoy my skills. I think the
Speaker 1: cherry skittles are absolutely amazing. I think they are. Do
Speaker 1: they taste different? So skittles? Have you never had skittles?
Speaker 1: I don't think I have. I have a big sweet tooth,
Speaker 1: but I don't like skittles really, MS? What do you like? M? Well,
Speaker 1: since I've been vegans, I can't eat as far as candies.
Speaker 1: I loved gummies, but now vegan gummies are not I
Speaker 1: don't really eat. I do love but began gummies. Are
Speaker 1: they powdery or something? Or the texture is just not
Speaker 1: the same. I mean you can get like soura patch
Speaker 1: that's about as close as you can get to that,
Speaker 1: but they're not great. I just I mean I like
Speaker 1: cookies and cake and stuff like that. This is also
Speaker 1: informs a potential plot point if we're not enough to
Speaker 1: do a second season of Lois's Spookies, in which gets
Speaker 1: locked in a bakery all night and she eats and
Speaker 1: she eats, and she eats, and she becomes so big
Speaker 1: that her sister can't. The following day, the narrative ark
Speaker 1: for thee here's a position for you. Do you eat starbursts?
Speaker 1: I've never when I ate candy, it was gummies. Loves
Speaker 1: par about gummy bears, and I don't I love those.
Speaker 1: Understand that I don't speak that, like said Powdered. Do
Speaker 1: you eat anything sweet, Julio, Um, I'll have yeah, I'll
Speaker 1: like drunk chocolate chocolate. When you come from two different worlds,
Speaker 1: I've acquired the milk chocolate acquired for dark chocolate. I never,
Speaker 1: even when I was little, I liked white chocolate. And
Speaker 1: then when even when when I was a teenager, I
Speaker 1: prefer dark chocolate to milk chocolate. Really, dark chocolate is
Speaker 1: just like two um Like it makes me feel like, No,
Speaker 1: if you like beer, then you should like dark chok
Speaker 1: because it's like it's body. It's got like because as
Speaker 1: you grow up, it's like it's like wine. It's like
Speaker 1: it's got such depth of flavor. Maybe maybe I've just
Speaker 1: been denying myself that I like it. But here's the
Speaker 1: ranking of the skittle flavors. Cherry's cherry is the best,
Speaker 1: Orange is the second best, Yellow, lemon is that then
Speaker 1: comes in third, then green, which I don't like, and
Speaker 1: then grape, which can, as far as I'm concerned, be
Speaker 1: banished from the planet Earth. You have four options. That's
Speaker 1: a great ranking, and I think I think I have
Speaker 1: the same ranking. But this is these are these are
Speaker 1: your four options. You eat the grape skittles first, you
Speaker 1: say them for last, after you eat everything else. Uh,
Speaker 1: you don't eat them at all in random order. You
Speaker 1: don't have to like and honestly, most of the time
Speaker 1: I do. I have like a thing where I like
Speaker 1: to sort them and then eat them. Was my next question.
Speaker 1: Do you separate the other colors and decide what order
Speaker 1: to eat them in as well? Sometimes I find it
Speaker 1: to be a great ill to empty all the skittles
Speaker 1: out onto the table and then sort them by colorow.
Speaker 1: But this is riddled with stress, though, because you know
Speaker 1: that there was a part of it that you don't
Speaker 1: that you don't like. Maybe that's part of why I
Speaker 1: do it. I think you're searching for stress and things
Speaker 1: that shouldn't be stressful. Okay, And that's that's a great assessment.
Speaker 1: The way you where you just start separate them. I
Speaker 1: will just separate them by color, and then I will
Speaker 1: eat them um like by color. So interesting people who
Speaker 1: favor Really it's not about color, right, The people who
Speaker 1: do this with like Eminem's or Skittles, it's fools to
Speaker 1: do it with, and you do it with any of them.
Speaker 1: I agree, I think just eat them as they come.
Speaker 1: But like I had a boss who would, like on
Speaker 1: calls or something like, I would sit in her office
Speaker 1: with her. She would empty a bag of Skittles or
Speaker 1: Eminem's even, and there's no use in doing that. But
Speaker 1: like she would do she had this I'm not going
Speaker 1: to say like the acronym of like O, C D
Speaker 1: or anything, but it was like this thing where it
Speaker 1: was like she would take a collar like a red
Speaker 1: skittle and then the rule was she had to do
Speaker 1: UM three. She explained to me. The system three a
Speaker 1: triangle of red around the center red. That's then do
Speaker 1: alternating colors if everything else had to be, and then
Speaker 1: it would be a hexagon of It's it's true that
Speaker 1: I'm not even gonna bother explaining it was just that
Speaker 1: sounds like she's looking for stress work. You're you're so
Speaker 1: you're pretty close to that because it's not it's a
Speaker 1: stressful process. I think it is. You're I'm merely separating
Speaker 1: them by color because I don't want my flavors like
Speaker 1: I confused. There's nothing your mouth would differentiate the confused
Speaker 1: cut six. There's nothing worse than flavors getting confused. I
Speaker 1: was also that kid where none of my food could
Speaker 1: be touching. I mixed everything. I love that. I wait,
Speaker 1: there was there was also another another sentence that you said,
Speaker 1: they're like I like grapes, like them all. I like
Speaker 1: them purple and green. Okay, well, yes, that is that
Speaker 1: is how I feel. And I also want to say
Speaker 1: one more thing which I forgot to say, which is
Speaker 1: I think purple was one of the most fabulous colors
Speaker 1: and for it to be associated with the disgusting flavor
Speaker 1: of grape, I think it's ridiculous. You don't like purple.
Speaker 1: I know, what do you? What color do you like? Clear? Clear? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're a clear You're a clear bitch. Uh wait, no,
Speaker 1: I just I just remember something funny that miss Jason
Speaker 1: last night that I feel compelled to um so she
Speaker 1: was She was suggesting that she wanted to do trivia. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I love this. I thought about it as soon as
Speaker 1: I woke up again. She was suggesting that she wanted
Speaker 1: to do trivia, and then someone asked, well are their prices?
Speaker 1: And then she goes, there are prices. I have prices.
Speaker 1: I have things things you would like the prices. I
Speaker 1: have things. I have things you would want. I think
Speaker 1: that you would have. Yes, I saw you laugh. I
Speaker 1: have prizes. I have things. I have things that you
Speaker 1: would want. I think you used that as a line
Speaker 1: somewher kind of if you would want get Miss j
Speaker 1: is a consultant. Miss Jade as a consultant. Yes for
Speaker 1: a season two. Um wait, when Julio turned his head,
Speaker 1: I don't know earlier at what again he scoffed at me,
Speaker 1: saying that I, um love love Starburs or can Starburs
Speaker 1: or something. This was a very one of your favorite films.
Speaker 1: You do not get me started. So the two year
Speaker 1: anniversary of Gutenfes Squeen of Gold with April Queen devices
Speaker 1: versus Queen of Gold, which is Julio's alternate title for
Speaker 1: a snow white in the hunts But no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no no, The Huntsman went to war. It is
Speaker 1: my one of my favorite movies. That is when I
Speaker 1: discovered the culture of culture for me. So you have
Speaker 1: gifts at the ready for this clips of yeah yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: so um yes. It is the sequel to The Hunts
Speaker 1: in the live action Snow White movie. And in this film, uh,
Speaker 1: it is a film about two rival queens share at
Speaker 1: least there I'm playing the Queen of Gold versus Emily Blunt,
Speaker 1: her sister playing the Queen of Ice. One is gold,
Speaker 1: the other one's eyes. It's not fire and ice. It's
Speaker 1: not gold and silver ice. And there's so many beautiful
Speaker 1: moments in that film. Uh. One of them is the
Speaker 1: Queen of Ice looking into the mirror and going mirror,
Speaker 1: mirror of them all, who's the fairest of them all?
Speaker 1: And then share at least there on steps out of
Speaker 1: the mirror and she goes, does this answer your question?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? But the moment that Bowen you're referring
Speaker 1: to is so if you want to know what the
Speaker 1: drama is behind behind the two queens where they hate
Speaker 1: each other, is because the Queen of Gold murders the baby.
Speaker 1: So okay, so in this in this long scene, in
Speaker 1: this flashback, because I should say that this movie is
Speaker 1: both a prequel and a sequel to So Okay, So
Speaker 1: the movie, it's like some of the movie takes place,
Speaker 1: and then a crow flies into the lens and the
Speaker 1: narrator says, and then the tail of snow white happened,
Speaker 1: and then we ease back into the movie again, both
Speaker 1: the prequel and a sequel. So in a flashback, the
Speaker 1: Queen of Gold, carrying a torch, goes to like some
Speaker 1: henchmen as he's sleeping. She puts his hand over him
Speaker 1: and she goes no. So then the man goes with
Speaker 1: the torch and torches the baby, torches the child of
Speaker 1: the Queen of Eyes. And then as Emily Blunt is
Speaker 1: rushing to the what that what the commotion going on
Speaker 1: the cradle of her child? She rushes back the Queen
Speaker 1: of Gold, who has set this up, Charlie, And then
Speaker 1: Charlie's sarn. The camera stays sent Charlie there and who
Speaker 1: doesn't do a full turn that like maybe like a
Speaker 1: one quarter turn to look at Emily Blunt. She's just like,
Speaker 1: can you do have it on your phone? Because I
Speaker 1: think it's I might not have We'll pull it up
Speaker 1: after just the way that she looks back, is just
Speaker 1: like like if the smallest like like like she like
Speaker 1: she didn't just kill her baby, like she just had
Speaker 1: like a caddie thing. Yeah, it's true. Oh my god. Yeah.
Speaker 1: There are lots of gifts of them screaming at each
Speaker 1: other and like golden ice rushing. Yes, yeah, I haven't
Speaker 1: seen the movie, but now I must a lot of
Speaker 1: scenes of Emily Blunt looking at the ice cradle of
Speaker 1: empty ice, cradle of her baby. Is there a winner
Speaker 1: at the end, don't spoil, I won't spoil. Well, is
Speaker 1: there a winner? There is a clear winner. This movie
Speaker 1: has really informed so much of your work, and I
Speaker 1: think you would you would? I think accept that it
Speaker 1: has it's and I've said this before. It's a perfume
Speaker 1: and turn into an action. Yes, I love any movie
Speaker 1: that's a fragrance commercial. Yes, yeah, it's primarily a fragrance commercial. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's perfect. A song of ice and gold, A song
Speaker 1: of ice and gold. Alright, Well, it might be time
Speaker 1: for your I don't think so, honey. Yes, I think
Speaker 1: it is. And that means it's time to put one
Speaker 1: minute on the class what bitch? Yes, this is boon.
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Honey, as time starts. Now, I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey, when you react to my Instagram
Speaker 1: story and then I I think, what's this a message?
Speaker 1: I get to read a nice little speech bubble, And no,
Speaker 1: it's just an upward shower of vaporized fume of hard
Speaker 1: eyes or something. And you know, it's very I experienced
Speaker 1: this several times a day, and it's it's anti climactic
Speaker 1: every single time. And I really hope that people out
Speaker 1: there really learned seconds to um, you know, use their words.
Speaker 1: I think words. We cannot let words go extinct. And
Speaker 1: I think we are on this path. And you know,
Speaker 1: I will harness words for political gain and Mr President,
Speaker 1: if you're listening, I will harness words for political gain.
Speaker 1: I will meet you on that field. What about love,
Speaker 1: and sir, words will win and love will win five
Speaker 1: seconds less. Yeah, just just just send me, Just just
Speaker 1: type out something like oh my god, fun and that's
Speaker 1: what I'm for you, something that you get to read like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I love reading. Yeah, honestly, I agree.
Speaker 1: I think it's a real culture. Number nine, the eight
Speaker 1: your you know, I will say I am guilty of
Speaker 1: sometimes I didn't take the emoji, you know, I think
Speaker 1: I've done to everyone at this damn table, and I'm
Speaker 1: a hot producer. I'm in too, Okay, I think it's
Speaker 1: time Brandon for Bregas. I don't think so, honey. We
Speaker 1: think it is okay, So are you ready? I'm ready?
Speaker 1: This is as. I don't think so honey, her time
Speaker 1: starts now. I don't think so honey. Crowded bars, I
Speaker 1: hate walking into a bar that has not only every
Speaker 1: seat filled, but people standing and taking up room and
Speaker 1: you can't hear each other and there's loud music. I
Speaker 1: know that some people don't like to go to a
Speaker 1: bar that's not crowded because they think it's boring. But
Speaker 1: if I'm going to a bar because I want to
Speaker 1: talk to who I'm with, so I would like that
Speaker 1: bar to be empty. And that's that that goes out
Speaker 1: only for bars, before any any venue for nightlife as well.
Speaker 1: If there's too many people, I'm not going to have
Speaker 1: a good time. Um I I if it's if I
Speaker 1: show up and it's empty, great. If it will start
Speaker 1: to show up, I'm gonna leave, and I'm gonna hope
Speaker 1: I can find a place that is still empty. Better yet,
Speaker 1: maybe as I'm saying this, I'm like, should I just
Speaker 1: stay home? People? Um? But yeah, I just don't like
Speaker 1: people being loud. There's more drunk people when it's more crowded. Um.
Speaker 1: I just urge everybody to be mindful of where they
Speaker 1: choose to congregate. Yes, And that's what minute. And also
Speaker 1: I completely agree with you. I only like bars where
Speaker 1: I am concerned whether or not they can stay open,
Speaker 1: like because because there's no one there truly. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: you know, I'm trying to think about scale here, and
Speaker 1: I feel like when you travel, let's say you travel
Speaker 1: to Buenos Aires, I'm thinking it's gonna be great. It's
Speaker 1: gonna be I'm gonna have space and gonna have space
Speaker 1: to do things I want to do. But then you
Speaker 1: get there and then the people ruin in or just
Speaker 1: the crowds, and then it's kind of the same concept
Speaker 1: where you're like, I should have just stayed home. Also,
Speaker 1: if I'm at the bar, I probably want to drink.
Speaker 1: And what people tend to do in these spaces is
Speaker 1: there's uh, like, you know, there should be seats at
Speaker 1: the bar, but then people they congregate up and then
Speaker 1: you can't get a drink. Get a drink and everyone's
Speaker 1: bumping into you. Is they're walking through and there you go.
Speaker 1: The worst thing you could do, the worst thing you
Speaker 1: could do is order a drink and when you get it,
Speaker 1: remain at the bar. Blocking is not the transaction. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is this is this is an animal house blocking
Speaker 1: slocking access and her break colon and search for an
Speaker 1: empty place, and I do have I was thinking about
Speaker 1: a memorial yesterday because I think it's funny when people
Speaker 1: that are like I have not even lived half their lives,
Speaker 1: are like going to write a book or something that's
Speaker 1: we must share with us all your memories. Yeah. Um,
Speaker 1: but I was saying, I tweeted about this, but I
Speaker 1: was thinking about one um called undeniably me and then
Speaker 1: colon how I turned a hundred dollars into four hundred
Speaker 1: quarters beautiful. Two different ideas, but someone called undeniab absolutely
Speaker 1: two different ideas existing. Holy Would you like a troubled
Speaker 1: or do you have a topic? I think I have
Speaker 1: a topic. I'm excited about a topic. He's he's really
Speaker 1: he's rubbing his thumb across his fingers. You know. I
Speaker 1: I I took out my rings because I can't do
Speaker 1: any proper thinking or engaging with my wings on it,
Speaker 1: and I discovered I can um. There were multiple takes
Speaker 1: of that because the actor who played the boy it
Speaker 1: was was was really being very method, method, methodical about
Speaker 1: just peeling the rings off and was very patient. He
Speaker 1: was just like and she just Eightie was a pro
Speaker 1: the whole time. You know, Adie Bryant is a pro.
Speaker 1: You know that she You know, you can recognize a
Speaker 1: pro when she doesn't flinch at a boy taking her rings.
Speaker 1: I would flinch because I'm not not to her, not
Speaker 1: to her. So this is jolio towards us. I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey. He's ringless as time starts now, I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. The key emoji not being proportional
Speaker 1: to the door emoji. If I am trying to convey
Speaker 1: an idea through emojis, and I say and I and
Speaker 1: I'm trying to use the door emoji as a metaphor
Speaker 1: by saying something like, oh, I have I have finally
Speaker 1: access that idea. I finally have access to this, And
Speaker 1: I put the door emoji, and right next to it,
Speaker 1: I put the key emoji. And the lazy, lazy, lazy
Speaker 1: people that make these emojis, they did both the same size.
Speaker 1: I'm suddenly conveying I have a door and a giant key.
Speaker 1: I don't have a giant key. I have the key
Speaker 1: to that door. And that key does not open the
Speaker 1: door if it's the same size to the door, unless
Speaker 1: you're trying to convey that you're gonna tear the door
Speaker 1: down with the giant key. No, I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: The key not being proportional to the door, the key,
Speaker 1: you'd be so small you can barely see it in
Speaker 1: the text it ought to be. And that's one minute. Now.
Speaker 1: I have a question for you, Julio, what about every
Speaker 1: other emogiver other emotion. I don't think the grapes being
Speaker 1: the same size as the dancing girl. I don't go
Speaker 1: anywhere near the grapes. I don't go anywhere you're the
Speaker 1: dancing It's the only emoji that I am concerned with.
Speaker 1: Our the key and the door. Or what about like
Speaker 1: another n a Come on, no, but what about like
Speaker 1: other emojis that like you would like partner together in
Speaker 1: order to create a story or a narrative. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: a like a like one of those um uh peaches
Speaker 1: and the eggplant eggplant. I don't know I don't use
Speaker 1: any of the fruit. I mostly I mostly stay with
Speaker 1: the with the fountains and the hour glasses and the door. Sure, yeah,
Speaker 1: a note. I think that you may be disregarding um perception. Perception.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. So you are saying, you are saying that
Speaker 1: apple thought. Well, okay, so one holds the key closer
Speaker 1: to one's eyes and one's door, and the door is
Speaker 1: always farther away. It's like I would take that. I
Speaker 1: would take that, if, if, if they would finally make
Speaker 1: the emojis overlap so that you could put one in
Speaker 1: front of the other one. You do it on Instagram.
Speaker 1: You could shrink the key on an Instagram. The story
Speaker 1: you could, I guess I could. This is a lot
Speaker 1: of work. But you bring up a very interesting point,
Speaker 1: and I think we're the discussion is ongoing. Well, I'm
Speaker 1: just saying it's always Can you imagine the chaos of
Speaker 1: a text conversation if all the emojis were proportional, you
Speaker 1: could never It would be hell on the eyes. It
Speaker 1: would make a full piece of art. But but imagine
Speaker 1: text in there too. You know, that's when you'll have
Speaker 1: huge open spaces for the door and the text down
Speaker 1: at the bottom and all the dead space up top,
Speaker 1: it would it would look really ugly. And as as
Speaker 1: as as a photoshop, with you, you understand visual art
Speaker 1: more so than any than your photoshop. You understand one
Speaker 1: of the queens of the stuff. You know, you're right.
Speaker 1: We tell you you have to consider the negative space,
Speaker 1: and there's will be a lot of negative space. Consider
Speaker 1: the negative space. And also when we're talking about the
Speaker 1: stuff with the emojis, it actually brings us back to
Speaker 1: rule number ninety eight, which is use your words, type
Speaker 1: it out. Um. I think this discussion is ongoing. This
Speaker 1: discussion will continue. And Apple, if you're listening, well, Nicode Unicode,
Speaker 1: it's the company, I'm sorry, the organization Unicode Unicode. They
Speaker 1: are responsible for emojis. They all get together and I
Speaker 1: think there's summits and convey yeah emoji summits. I think
Speaker 1: you guys have to go speak at these. Wow. I
Speaker 1: wish there was a marble emoji. There is a candy
Speaker 1: emogi that looks like it wrapped anna. I will never
Speaker 1: forget invented an emoji that that I need, which is
Speaker 1: open mouth grin wearing the cowboy hat. No, that already exists.
Speaker 1: The cowboy hat when they came out. I was just
Speaker 1: blown away by the cowboy hat in the decision to
Speaker 1: include him, because what is it conveyed happy cowboy? An
Speaker 1: ecstatic cowboy. Yeah, But then I started putting it on
Speaker 1: other emojis and it elevated every every emogi. It does
Speaker 1: like sad looking down with the cowboy hat, he's like
Speaker 1: so much more sad than Yeah, there are emojis with
Speaker 1: the newsboy caps. No, there's we need to inspire them from.
Speaker 1: I think there's the there's the painter who wears a
Speaker 1: little a little like see there's a brush and une.
Speaker 1: So I think in the picture right and it's not
Speaker 1: it doesn't look that proportional. I think you two should
Speaker 1: should demand invitations to the next Union Code Summit. Emojis
Speaker 1: I Need, I Need. We keep saying this because this
Speaker 1: is the title of a sketch that around sketch, a
Speaker 1: defunct sketch called Emojis I Need, And it was just
Speaker 1: it was just a list of emojis I need. It
Speaker 1: was a voice where I think it was Kit Harrington
Speaker 1: who read the emojis I need emoji I need who
Speaker 1: it was pretty much like like Kid Harrington, like this
Speaker 1: is a list of emojis who your doors, and then
Speaker 1: the whole and then the whole staff at SNL. Just
Speaker 1: at the table, we're being like okay, yes, um received
Speaker 1: like the best of my work without okay okay, um Wow.
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Speaker 1: you found your I don't think so, honey. I think
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