Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Advanced
Speaker 1: Kate Middle Trend Theory. My name is Jack. That over
Speaker 1: there is Miles, and boy, there is some suspicious stuff
Speaker 1: going on in the Royal Court over in the UK.
Speaker 1: More on that at eleven miles.
Speaker 2: Yeah, eleven seconds.
Speaker 1: And yeah, like maybe like five minutes. First we have
Speaker 1: to talk about ice cream. Yeah, it's uh, you know
Speaker 1: people who likes who.
Speaker 2: Like put the ice cream?
Speaker 1: Yeah, ice cream.
Speaker 2: Her majesty says sour cream.
Speaker 1: Sour cream. You say cream, Yeah, yeah, sura.
Speaker 2: Cream, sour cream.
Speaker 1: And sour cream sat and hey, we've heard of ice cream,
Speaker 1: We've heard of cream. This ship is sour. That is
Speaker 1: a notable thing.
Speaker 3: Wasn't there video Seinfeld like harassing like Palestinian protesters at
Speaker 3: a recent thing. Anyway, I'm not surprised to someone who
Speaker 3: like I think he was doing like IDF fantasy camp
Speaker 3: or something with his family eight years past. But anyway,
Speaker 3: ice cream another IDF, the International Dairy Foods Association IDFA
Speaker 3: is guy put out like a list of like sort
Speaker 3: of what America's top ice creams are. But the thing
Speaker 3: that people are taking away and I think this is
Speaker 3: in the take out they're putting this out too, is.
Speaker 2: That uh chocolate chip.
Speaker 3: It ain't nowhere near the top ten, not even the
Speaker 3: top fourteen.
Speaker 1: It's why do we expect it to be?
Speaker 2: Okay? But I'll just let me just.
Speaker 1: Yeah it did. It was to be for a while.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean remember when we were kids, that was
Speaker 2: like the way to be, like, well we have vanilla
Speaker 2: chocolate or chocolate chip.
Speaker 1: Was kind of like bull.
Speaker 3: But anyway, top from ten down number ten, cookie dough,
Speaker 3: then caramel salted caramel as nine, chocolate chip, cookie dough,
Speaker 3: Coffee butter p can is number six.
Speaker 2: Shout out butter pe can.
Speaker 1: Wow. I love that still out here.
Speaker 3: Well, you know some people still respect the class to
Speaker 3: the gym favor.
Speaker 2: Yeah. They used to sell hoodies.
Speaker 3: I remember like and you know when you buy Wu
Speaker 3: Tang album and the CD jacket would be like merch
Speaker 3: you could buy. And I remember they had like they
Speaker 3: had like they had like wou Wear for like the shorties,
Speaker 3: like they're like your butter pea can't ice cream.
Speaker 2: Anyway.
Speaker 1: I never bought wou Wear clothing, but I bought the
Speaker 1: wou Wear album that they made.
Speaker 2: You're like, well, I don't know if I can pull
Speaker 2: off wool wear, but I'll have the album. It was
Speaker 2: a spiritual version of it.
Speaker 3: Strawberry mint, chocolate chip, chocolate, vanilla number one cookies and Cream.
Speaker 3: I'm not mad at that. I love cream was one
Speaker 3: of my favoritest kids. But anyway, vanilla chocolate chip is
Speaker 3: not up in the mix. And I don't know, Like,
Speaker 3: according to the New York Times, it's because our palettes
Speaker 3: are evolving and we want more intense, exotic flavors. Now,
Speaker 3: I don't believe anything the New York Times says anymore.
Speaker 3: So I'm gonna go ahead and say it's because our
Speaker 3: pallets are evolving and we like unique and more intense flavors.
Speaker 2: And that's gonna be my take.
Speaker 3: But yeah, like, I think it makes sense because if
Speaker 3: you look at all the things that like, you know,
Speaker 3: these like sort of higher end ice cream companies make,
Speaker 3: it's not chocolate chip. And also I think we both
Speaker 3: have the same bone to pick with chocolate vanilla chocolate
Speaker 3: chip ice cream.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it might as well be crans Like for the
Speaker 1: first few seconds, it might as well be crans that
Speaker 1: like pass through a wood chipper because the chocolate is
Speaker 1: too frozen.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 1: Now, I've had good versions where the chocolate immediately starts
Speaker 1: melting your mouth.
Speaker 3: And fish food, you know by ben Cherry's Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: exaust chocolate fishies they go.
Speaker 1: I actually don't like the chocolate fishies. I feel like
Speaker 1: they have the same problem that I'm describing here, Like
Speaker 1: I just generally unless it's like a different like kind
Speaker 1: of not to over quote Brian the Editor's non new
Speaker 1: Tonian substance, but I do love it. You know, something
Speaker 1: that's like between liquid and solid and like just kind
Speaker 1: of melts even though it's been frozen. I'm suspicious of it.
Speaker 1: I do think like magic shell, it's like on that
Speaker 1: line between chemistry and like witchery. Yeah, but I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't totally trust. I feel like it's going to
Speaker 1: eventually kill me. But it's I don't. I don't like
Speaker 1: a hard chocolate in my ice cream, or at least
Speaker 1: it's not my favorite they get.
Speaker 3: They have the like to your point, terrible mouthfeel. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they don't melt in a pleasant way. They feel like waxy,
Speaker 3: and they typically have no flavor. But the way I
Speaker 3: eat fish food, when I take a bite, it's like
Speaker 3: sunflower seeds, like a kind of I kind of sequester
Speaker 3: them to the corner.
Speaker 2: Of my mouth.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, the fish and then then I go then
Speaker 3: like then my mouth has kind of melted them, and
Speaker 3: then I fucking go in bro.
Speaker 1: And then all the fishies And that's why that side
Speaker 1: of your teeth is just rotted away, rotted.
Speaker 3: My identisty saying please stop doing it. I'm like, well, doctor,
Speaker 3: I like to leave them in overnight.
Speaker 1: I all right, So my kind of unified theory of
Speaker 1: ice cream flavors this is just for me. I need
Speaker 1: a so generally have a sweet uh preferably non marshmallow,
Speaker 1: gooey with a sweet preferably non chocolate solid with a
Speaker 1: non chocolate ice cream base. I'm not a big fan
Speaker 1: of chocolate ice cream in general.
Speaker 2: Okay, Oh, that's why you don't fuck with fish food.
Speaker 3: And it has you just describe, fish food has a
Speaker 3: marshmallow ribbon going through that.
Speaker 1: Also it also has like caramel ribbon and fudge ribbon.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's got so much going on that you
Speaker 1: can find something you yeah, yeah, exactly, but yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: like I like I like a gooey noss with like
Speaker 1: you know, like there's the brambleberry crisp at Jenny's. That
Speaker 1: is like it's like a pie crust, like a really
Speaker 1: sweet pie crust, like berry filling. That ship's really good.
Speaker 1: I just had a powdered jelly donut from them. I
Speaker 1: like sweet and solid mixed in. But that's because I'm
Speaker 1: baby and I need a baby. You know, that's okay,
Speaker 1: not all of a from basket of Robins anyone.
Speaker 3: Oh shit, you almonds fudge, Holy shit, dude, that is
Speaker 3: definitely that. That to me was like a parent ice cream.
Speaker 1: That was that was my mom's favorite. But I have
Speaker 1: come to appreciate it. Uh if you could just like
Speaker 1: make the almonds coated and sugar, I would prefer it.
Speaker 1: But oh, like, uh make almond brittle?
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah? What are those like candy covered almonds
Speaker 2: called candied almonds? No, but you know they have like
Speaker 2: a shell. There's like a name for him.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah, I forget what they're called.
Speaker 3: But any whatever, anyway, zigang, I know you're yelling at
Speaker 3: your radios right now. Try and tell me what it is,
Speaker 3: but I don't remember. Yeah, So anyway, vanilla chocolate chip. Sorry, sorry,
Speaker 3: And apparently like doing this article, they were saying that.
Speaker 3: A lot of the ice cream makers are like, yeah,
Speaker 3: we we honestly don't even have room to make that
Speaker 3: shit anymore. Like it's seasonal like they now, it's like
Speaker 3: they make it in the summer because that's ice cream season,
Speaker 3: but like year round, it's like it's just not moving.
Speaker 1: The needle really fell off.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: Mint chocolate chip though, you know, it's got the same problem,
Speaker 1: but it's got the mint cover it up, and so
Speaker 1: it's got enough going on.
Speaker 3: Do you remember when I was I kept eating that
Speaker 3: ice cream. I was obsessing over maybe like a year
Speaker 3: and a half ago. I kept eating this blue ice
Speaker 3: cream that would dye my insides. I was getting handles.
Speaker 3: It's called blue Monster. It's the most juvenile thing I've
Speaker 3: I love. It's it's bright blue ice cream with chocolate
Speaker 3: like chips, ahoy and oreos in it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's yes. Please like cookies in my ice cream,
Speaker 1: any sort of sweet pastry. Yeah. Does it shide because
Speaker 1: it's blue because it's cookie monster? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I have seen that out in the wild. I've been
Speaker 1: bleeding blue cookie based ice creams. Ye, And yeah, I'm saying.
Speaker 3: To make it that queue of blue You are you
Speaker 3: basically should just drink like a little bottle of food dye.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, like you. Yeah, it's wind blue out this
Speaker 1: much cookie. Look what we can make you eat. We
Speaker 1: can imply that cookie monster jacked off in this. Now
Speaker 1: why the monsters always there come is the same color
Speaker 1: as their body as with our Grimace milkshakes.
Speaker 2: It's just how it works, all right, Ye ask Darwin?
Speaker 1: All right, don't ask us? All right, So what's what's
Speaker 1: the name of the palace? The the Buckingham Buckingham Palace
Speaker 1: has issued a statement, so there's a massive Harry Kane.
Speaker 1: Uh So this story is a little This feels like
Speaker 1: the Internet is. I'm sure I'll be yelling at by
Speaker 1: the Internet in one voice, but it does feel a
Speaker 1: little bit like the internet's losing its voice. Kim Middleton's
Speaker 1: been out of the spotlight for a while after having
Speaker 1: abdominal surgery in January. People are like, where is she? Like, Okay,
Speaker 1: she had the surgery, but she's like still recuperating. Like
Speaker 1: they're they're trying to erase her. They're trying to get
Speaker 1: her out of there, you know. They There was some
Speaker 1: speculation that she might have been one of the characters
Speaker 1: at Willie's Chocolates. Glasgow asked character that will dig into
Speaker 1: a little bit more on tomorrow's episode, But I don't know.
Speaker 1: Like the Palace said on January seventeenth that she would
Speaker 1: be taking a step back from public duties until after
Speaker 1: Easter following the procedure, So they like told people, and
Speaker 1: I feel like that just got erased and people were like,
Speaker 1: what the this is, Like, Hey, she's going to be
Speaker 1: gone from this date until Easter, and you're in the
Speaker 1: period that they laid out and said she was going
Speaker 1: to be gone for to like have a procedure, and
Speaker 1: everyone's like, did you kill her? She's mad? You sick? Fuck? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Wait you up from that coma? Yeah. People are saying
Speaker 1: that their theories that she's in a medically induced coma.
Speaker 1: But two theories that Kate is the mask guy's wide
Speaker 1: shut guy at Willie's Chocolate factory.
Speaker 2: Yeah makes sense.
Speaker 3: I mean, but isn't I thought something that like even
Speaker 3: her parent, like her family hasn't seen her. I think
Speaker 3: that's the layer that has people being like, but I
Speaker 3: don't even know where that comes from at the end
Speaker 3: of the day, Like it's I don't think it's I
Speaker 3: don't think it's a.
Speaker 2: Fun reason why Kate Middleton is not being seen.
Speaker 3: It's like, like, for sure, y'all, I just had to
Speaker 3: go to Turks and caicos, you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: let my hair down right. And also abdominal surgery depending
Speaker 3: on like what it is, getting your abdomen cut open. Uh,
Speaker 3: isn't always the east thing to recover from.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1: Know as it like, because she is a human being.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I like, everybody leave her alone. Because she's
Speaker 1: part of the royal family, a racist cult who lives
Speaker 1: off of stolen wealth. I'm like fair play perceiveing like
Speaker 1: she was at the Willie's Chocolate experience. That's what it
Speaker 1: does to you being in a royal family. That's not
Speaker 1: even a mask. But you'll note that she's They never exploit,
Speaker 1: like in their statement from Buckingham Palace, they say like, hey,
Speaker 1: this is what we said was going to happen. She's recovering,
Speaker 1: she's doing well. They never say if she is in
Speaker 1: Glasgow frightening children. Were you thinking of Jordan almonds?
Speaker 2: Oh? Is that what it is?
Speaker 1: That is a candied almond? Yeah? Yeah, not what I
Speaker 1: had in mind because those kind of suck.
Speaker 2: But yeah, yeah, yeah, have you had one? You don't
Speaker 2: like them?
Speaker 1: Jordan Almonds?
Speaker 2: And I think that's my weird shitty candy that I like.
Speaker 1: It's just like if you triple lacquered an eminem got
Speaker 1: rid of the chocolate.
Speaker 2: And just like Matte Finish.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just like completely candy. Shelled the ship out of
Speaker 1: almond Eminem without the chocolate.
Speaker 3: Isn't it like a shitty wedding thing that people would
Speaker 3: usually get, like a traditional thing.
Speaker 2: It's like and some Jordan Almonds, I.
Speaker 1: Mean, they were a hit, but they for me, they're
Speaker 1: relegated to the necho wafers, those things that are just
Speaker 1: like you're putting the people level just candy, those like
Speaker 1: we we have better.
Speaker 2: But yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm not saying that's the height
Speaker 2: of it.
Speaker 3: But like, I guess I acknowledge their ship.
Speaker 2: But you know what part of me I like how
Speaker 2: they make my tongue dry.
Speaker 1: Right, they're also very sharp on the inside.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's Shelly playing.
Speaker 1: Chaotic is trending also for the worst.
Speaker 3: For the worst reason, Chaotic Incident is trending because we
Speaker 3: have a yet an other bit of mainstream media journalistic malpractice.
Speaker 3: CNN so I'm gonna read this, Yeah, CNN, so many people.
Speaker 3: It says at least one hundred killed and seven hundred
Speaker 3: injured in chaotic incident where IDF opened fire as people
Speaker 3: waited for food in Gaza. Palestinian officials say, yeah, the
Speaker 3: wording of that is awful. You look, you click through
Speaker 3: to the article on CNN. Again, the lack of like
Speaker 3: assigning accountability to what happened is really fucking alarming.
Speaker 2: It says like, um, but let me actually find it
Speaker 2: says over one hundred killed.
Speaker 3: Oh so now then, so like they have a bunch
Speaker 3: of different ones said a one hundred people died while
Speaker 3: were died while waiting for food, as if it sounded
Speaker 3: like people were like just dying of starvation when the
Speaker 3: story is that Israeli forces opened fire on.
Speaker 2: A food line.
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ.
Speaker 3: And there's you know, there's a lot of back and forth.
Speaker 3: We're like, well, the Pelostimians are saying this and the
Speaker 3: IDEF is saying this. I'm gonna go based on a
Speaker 3: journalist who us saying this is what happened, basically saying
Speaker 3: that people were getting around these food like these aid
Speaker 3: convoys that were getting near to deliver food and some
Speaker 3: of the trucks had hit people, and in the chaos,
Speaker 3: just things ramped up and then suddenly these soldiers are
Speaker 3: opening fire on civilians who are starving.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the people are starving. They you put them in
Speaker 1: a place where they might receive food and then start
Speaker 1: shooting if they don't act orderly, right, they're starving.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, and it's yeah, I don't know, it's just
Speaker 3: like chaotic incident is so a large, so disturbing, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're talking about a massacre.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like any other you look back in a historical
Speaker 3: event where civilians are killed in mass like that, who
Speaker 3: were Like it's not like there was some I'm seeing
Speaker 3: no reports of there being some kind of like armed
Speaker 3: standoff aside from something happened where they decided to just
Speaker 3: indiscriminately shoot into a crowd.
Speaker 2: One hundred people dead, seven hundred injured. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The reason, guess alec Kerkatsanez was pointing out that this
Speaker 1: is a language that is also frequently used in police
Speaker 1: killing right in the US.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like a person dies and you weren't there.
Speaker 1: It was chaotic, so yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is just all and again like this this
Speaker 3: is now affecting According to the White House, it said
Speaker 3: this is certainly going to complicate uh ceasefire negotiations. I mean,
Speaker 3: just as people looking on at what is unfolding, it
Speaker 3: seems pretty straightforward that the president needs to be being
Speaker 3: more forceful about a ceasefire. I see a lot of
Speaker 3: also people who are being online who are saying like, well,
Speaker 3: obviously things like this like diplomacy, foreign policy, stuff like
Speaker 3: this isn't going to happen unfold in front of your
Speaker 3: eyes on TV, on social media. They're doing everything they
Speaker 3: can behind the scenes. But to see this kind of
Speaker 3: like unrestrained violence just taking place so frequently, it's like
Speaker 3: I'm not what is being said, and it's just like
Speaker 3: my god, Like you could, at least as president, be
Speaker 3: even more forceful. I know, he says like, yeah, we're
Speaker 3: calling for us eastfire. But on the other hand, you know,
Speaker 3: Joe Biden at the start of this was like, we'll
Speaker 3: give Israel whatever they need to do with this, and yeah,
Speaker 3: so we're continuing to live in a healthscape where the
Speaker 3: media is just doing all the heavy lifting for these
Speaker 3: regimes as innocent people's just entire families are a race.
Speaker 2: It's yeah, twenty four.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, let's take a quick break. We'll be
Speaker 1: right back, and we're back. We are, and there's a
Speaker 1: sort of ish article reporting. I mean, so's anecdotal, right,
Speaker 1: it's just so anecdotal. It's like somebody's like, yeah, my
Speaker 1: kid said, my name is old print printed. It's in BuzzFeed.
Speaker 1: They're the names that are being The headline is basically, millennials,
Speaker 1: your names might be considered old people names by the
Speaker 1: youths them these days. So just let's uh, yeah.
Speaker 2: That's fine, that's fine.
Speaker 1: I don't give a shit. I like, truly, I grew
Speaker 1: up with the oldest of old people names in the Bible.
Speaker 1: When my name no Jack. When I was a kid,
Speaker 1: the only people named Jack were me and people who
Speaker 1: were in there like over the age of sixty. It's
Speaker 1: it was like nobody had the name Jack except me,
Speaker 1: and like my grandfather and my grandfather's generation. It was
Speaker 1: just like an old ass person's name.
Speaker 2: Yeah, for a lot of the eight back in the eighties.
Speaker 1: Yeah, now it's back, but like for a while, I
Speaker 1: don't know, like who gives a ship, but it's people
Speaker 1: are so obsessed with being young. But anyways, we've got
Speaker 1: names like Ashley, Amanda, Amber. Somebody pointed out on social media,
Speaker 1: if you got a shout out in Mambo number five,
Speaker 1: congrats you now have a granny name.
Speaker 2: Messed up.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of Jessica as opposed to so the
Speaker 1: young people's names are Scarlett, Charlotte, Olivia, Penelope, Isabella, Bella,
Speaker 1: Ella Ella Ella Ella. But yeah, Erica, Samantha, Amanda, Ashley, Jessica, Jesse,
Speaker 1: jess We got bad news.
Speaker 3: I mean, who, I guess if we compare the names,
Speaker 3: what puts you on more of a watch list by
Speaker 3: getting a shout out on Combo number five or DMX
Speaker 3: is what these bitches want.
Speaker 1: I don't remember the part where he gives Laticia, Linda, Felicia, Donda,
Speaker 1: Shawn and Alicia, Teresa, Monica, Sharon, Nikki, Lisa, Veronica, Karen,
Speaker 1: Vicky Karen definitely, uh yeah, well.
Speaker 4: I met her at the ice cream Partler, Tanya, Diane, Laurie, Carla, Marina, Selina, Katrina,
Speaker 4: h Sabrina about three camps, LaToya and Tina.
Speaker 3: I think I think that's you're more safe if you
Speaker 3: were called out on the DMX track than Monica, Erica, Rita, Tina,
Speaker 3: Sandra Mary Jessica.
Speaker 2: That's the one that really seems like.
Speaker 1: The Jessica getting Jessica catching hands in this article. It
Speaker 1: feels like it was just like a a person who
Speaker 1: doesn't like someone named Jessica was like, my daughter says,
Speaker 1: your name sucks shit.
Speaker 3: But isn't it like almost like a mathematical fact that
Speaker 3: every person who was probably like a millennial elder millennial
Speaker 3: knows Jessica or went to school with a Jessica.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like a six degrees of Kevin Bacon for Jessica.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like I was telling you, like I dated three
Speaker 3: people named Jessica, like in a row once when I
Speaker 3: was a teenager.
Speaker 1: He certainly has a type. And weirdly it's people named Jessica.
Speaker 1: Oh can I help you know?
Speaker 3: I'm fine, Well, Jessica, if you needthing, what your name's Jessica.
Speaker 1: I don't think I ever dated a girl named Jessica.
Speaker 1: Katie was over oversampled in my.
Speaker 2: Uh oh okay history.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that was a big one. But Katie's kind
Speaker 1: of always around.
Speaker 3: I feel like, wow, they say Jesse's, jess Britney's are
Speaker 3: catching strays, Ashlee's, Erica's, Samantha's.
Speaker 1: Wow, I remember Heather really going off a cliff. Like
Speaker 1: even as I was a kid, it was like big
Speaker 1: in the eighties, and then by the time I was
Speaker 1: like a teenager, people were like, by the way, just FYI,
Speaker 1: everyone Heather is washed. If your name is Heather h
Speaker 1: you might want to change it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, please get into this nondescript fan yeah, where you'd
Speaker 3: be whisked away to Washedville.
Speaker 1: That's why I mean, I've been trying to do this
Speaker 1: for a while, but I'm thinking of changing my name
Speaker 1: to Cad Matrix like that. That's just like.
Speaker 3: Matritrix sounds like like an NFL quarterback who's addicted to games. Though,
Speaker 3: Like you're like, if Caid Matrix could just put the
Speaker 3: controller down, this guy would be he'd be coming for
Speaker 3: Tom Brady's title as goat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but unfortunately he's always in my gaming chair.
Speaker 2: You know, any caids.
Speaker 3: I see that name pop up a lot on social
Speaker 3: media as like a name.
Speaker 2: I don't know any cads per.
Speaker 1: Hed it at like the playground, you know, like I
Speaker 1: feel like it's coming back for sure? Is it all
Speaker 1: because of Caid McNown Yeah, that guy Cunningham. I would assume,
Speaker 1: who's Kate McNown.
Speaker 3: Cade McNown dude, football quarterback. He played for the I
Speaker 3: think I only remember him because he played for U
Speaker 3: C l A. And he had like he fell off hard.
Speaker 2: After that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, well sorry to you. If having a
Speaker 1: name that is no longer on trend is to us.
Speaker 2: It's fine, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: It's fine. I feel like your name is going to
Speaker 1: be Your name is going to be cool for probably
Speaker 1: got another at least one hundred years, and.
Speaker 2: It's got it's got mileage. It's creeping up the chart.
Speaker 1: You not mileage. I mean, this guy has has been
Speaker 1: talking about how cool his name is for so long.
Speaker 1: He has little cliches that he did exactly. Uh. And
Speaker 1: game sent speaking of my new career as CAID, Speaking
Speaker 1: of my new careers CAID Matrix professional gamer and football player. Uh.
Speaker 1: Game Scent is a new device that I mean, there's
Speaker 1: no reason this should be an AI device, but they
Speaker 1: are using that to sell it. A new AI device
Speaker 1: that lets you smell game worlds while playing.
Speaker 3: Is do you like strap a box? Oh wait, it's
Speaker 3: a box you just leave like in front of you. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: like sure, Like what are they they said it some
Speaker 3: of the game. Yeah, what is the sense that you
Speaker 3: can get from here?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you're gonna know, You're going to just
Speaker 1: get a sensory memory for all of these. You of
Speaker 1: course have gunn fire, you have great which smells like
Speaker 1: I have fireworks display. Probably you have explosion.
Speaker 2: Let me stop you there.
Speaker 3: This is already so dystopian that there are people who
Speaker 3: would hook up a fucking tiny odor box while they
Speaker 3: play games like Oh that's what.
Speaker 1: You know, just just gaunt violence. It smells like two
Speaker 1: of the three so far our gunpowder. Essentially you've got racing. Wait,
Speaker 1: I like that is that just gonna be gasoline? What
Speaker 1: do we what kind of what level? What kind of octane?
Speaker 2: We talk high octane, Well, we're talking riding lawnmower.
Speaker 1: Racing is quote clean air that that's the only one
Speaker 1: that's end quotes for some reason, that is dystoped. That
Speaker 1: might be the most dystopian of ball. Get to create
Speaker 1: the illusion that you're playing a video game in a
Speaker 1: world with clean air.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, I remember that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, those are the days storm. I feel like an artist.
Speaker 1: I would trust an artist to like create the smell
Speaker 1: of storm. I would not create game scent a box
Speaker 1: that you put in front of your TV. I feel like, yeah,
Speaker 1: Storm is just gonna That's like if you get a
Speaker 1: car freshener, you know, a car air freshener that's scented
Speaker 1: as storm, It's like, oh what this just tastes like
Speaker 1: it's available now?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Jack, can you buy one for the show? And
Speaker 3: I'll I'll do a heart to factory reset on my brain.
Speaker 3: I probably just hold it to my.
Speaker 1: How we pull you out of the hard factory RecA.
Speaker 3: Hey, set it to fresh air, then explosions, then storm.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Storm and Forest would be good if you were
Speaker 1: really this was like being created by the foremost scientists
Speaker 1: at MIT. But I feel like in the hands of
Speaker 1: somebody who is just releasing a box and being like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know, tell them there's AI in there. This
Speaker 1: is gonna smell like shit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And there's apparently there are.
Speaker 3: There's going to be updates in the future, including Sports Arena,
Speaker 3: Fresh Cut Grass and Blood. Why Yeah, because I want
Speaker 3: to play Left for Dead, my zombie game, and be like, yeah, dude,
Speaker 3: I'm glad I can smell the rotting corpses. I'm exploding
Speaker 3: with my shotgun now, Jesus, that's I don't know man. Also,
Speaker 3: like you know, kids aren't gonna be able to lie
Speaker 3: anymore if they tell their parents they weren't playing games
Speaker 3: like I.
Speaker 1: Smell gun up there, I spell explosion. All right, well,
Speaker 1: those are some of the things that are trending on
Speaker 1: this Thursday, February twenty ninth. We are back tomorrow with
Speaker 1: a whole ass episode of the show. Until then, be
Speaker 1: kind to each other, be kind to yourself, get the vaccine,
Speaker 1: don't do nothing about white supremacy, and we will talk
Speaker 1: to you all tomorrow. Bite Bite,