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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Advanced

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Speaker 1: Kate Middle Trend Theory. My name is Jack. That over

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Speaker 1: there is Miles, and boy, there is some suspicious stuff

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Speaker 1: going on in the Royal Court over in the UK.

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Speaker 1: More on that at eleven miles.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, eleven seconds.

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Speaker 1: And yeah, like maybe like five minutes. First we have

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Speaker 1: to talk about ice cream. Yeah, it's uh, you know

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Speaker 1: people who likes who.

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Speaker 2: Like put the ice cream?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, ice cream.

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Speaker 2: Her majesty says sour cream.

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Speaker 1: Sour cream. You say cream, Yeah, yeah, sura.

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Speaker 2: Cream, sour cream.

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Speaker 1: And sour cream sat and hey, we've heard of ice cream,

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Speaker 1: We've heard of cream. This ship is sour. That is

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Speaker 1: a notable thing.

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Speaker 3: Wasn't there video Seinfeld like harassing like Palestinian protesters at

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Speaker 3: a recent thing. Anyway, I'm not surprised to someone who

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Speaker 3: like I think he was doing like IDF fantasy camp

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Speaker 3: or something with his family eight years past. But anyway,

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Speaker 3: ice cream another IDF, the International Dairy Foods Association IDFA

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Speaker 3: is guy put out like a list of like sort

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Speaker 3: of what America's top ice creams are. But the thing

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Speaker 3: that people are taking away and I think this is

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Speaker 3: in the take out they're putting this out too, is.

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Speaker 2: That uh chocolate chip.

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Speaker 3: It ain't nowhere near the top ten, not even the

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Speaker 3: top fourteen.

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Speaker 1: It's why do we expect it to be?

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Speaker 2: Okay? But I'll just let me just.

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Speaker 1: Yeah it did. It was to be for a while.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean remember when we were kids, that was

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Speaker 2: like the way to be, like, well we have vanilla

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Speaker 2: chocolate or chocolate chip.

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Speaker 1: Was kind of like bull.

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Speaker 3: But anyway, top from ten down number ten, cookie dough,

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Speaker 3: then caramel salted caramel as nine, chocolate chip, cookie dough,

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Speaker 3: Coffee butter p can is number six.

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Speaker 2: Shout out butter pe can.

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Speaker 1: Wow. I love that still out here.

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Speaker 3: Well, you know some people still respect the class to

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Speaker 3: the gym favor.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. They used to sell hoodies.

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Speaker 3: I remember like and you know when you buy Wu

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Speaker 3: Tang album and the CD jacket would be like merch

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Speaker 3: you could buy. And I remember they had like they

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Speaker 3: had like they had like wou Wear for like the shorties,

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Speaker 3: like they're like your butter pea can't ice cream.

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Speaker 2: Anyway.

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Speaker 1: I never bought wou Wear clothing, but I bought the

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Speaker 1: wou Wear album that they made.

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Speaker 2: You're like, well, I don't know if I can pull

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Speaker 2: off wool wear, but I'll have the album. It was

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Speaker 2: a spiritual version of it.

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Speaker 3: Strawberry mint, chocolate chip, chocolate, vanilla number one cookies and Cream.

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Speaker 3: I'm not mad at that. I love cream was one

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Speaker 3: of my favoritest kids. But anyway, vanilla chocolate chip is

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Speaker 3: not up in the mix. And I don't know, Like,

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Speaker 3: according to the New York Times, it's because our palettes

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Speaker 3: are evolving and we want more intense, exotic flavors. Now,

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Speaker 3: I don't believe anything the New York Times says anymore.

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Speaker 3: So I'm gonna go ahead and say it's because our

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Speaker 3: pallets are evolving and we like unique and more intense flavors.

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Speaker 2: And that's gonna be my take.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, like, I think it makes sense because if

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Speaker 3: you look at all the things that like, you know,

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Speaker 3: these like sort of higher end ice cream companies make,

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Speaker 3: it's not chocolate chip. And also I think we both

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it might as well be crans Like for the

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Speaker 1: first few seconds, it might as well be crans that

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Speaker 1: like pass through a wood chipper because the chocolate is

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Speaker 1: too frozen.

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Speaker 2: Yep.

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Speaker 1: Now, I've had good versions where the chocolate immediately starts

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Speaker 3: And fish food, you know by ben Cherry's Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: exaust chocolate fishies they go.

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Speaker 1: I actually don't like the chocolate fishies. I feel like

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Speaker 1: they have the same problem that I'm describing here, Like

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Speaker 1: I just generally unless it's like a different like kind

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Speaker 1: of not to over quote Brian the Editor's non new

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Speaker 1: Tonian substance, but I do love it. You know, something

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Speaker 1: I do think like magic shell, it's like on that

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Speaker 3: They have the like to your point, terrible mouthfeel. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: they don't melt in a pleasant way. They feel like waxy,

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Speaker 3: and they typically have no flavor. But the way I

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Speaker 3: sunflower seeds, like a kind of I kind of sequester

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Speaker 2: Of my mouth.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, the fish and then then I go then

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Speaker 3: like then my mouth has kind of melted them, and

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Speaker 3: then I fucking go in bro.

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Speaker 1: And then all the fishies And that's why that side

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Speaker 1: of your teeth is just rotted away, rotted.

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Speaker 3: My identisty saying please stop doing it. I'm like, well, doctor,

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Speaker 3: I like to leave them in overnight.

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Speaker 1: I all right, So my kind of unified theory of

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Speaker 1: ice cream flavors this is just for me. I need

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Speaker 1: a so generally have a sweet uh preferably non marshmallow,

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Speaker 1: gooey with a sweet preferably non chocolate solid with a

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Speaker 1: non chocolate ice cream base. I'm not a big fan

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Speaker 1: of chocolate ice cream in general.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Oh, that's why you don't fuck with fish food.

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Speaker 3: And it has you just describe, fish food has a

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Speaker 3: marshmallow ribbon going through that.

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Speaker 1: Also it also has like caramel ribbon and fudge ribbon.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's got so much going on that you

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Speaker 1: can find something you yeah, yeah, exactly, but yeah, you know,

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Speaker 1: like I like I like a gooey noss with like

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Speaker 1: you know, like there's the brambleberry crisp at Jenny's. That

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Speaker 1: sweet pie crust, like berry filling. That ship's really good.

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Speaker 1: I just had a powdered jelly donut from them. I

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Speaker 1: baby and I need a baby. You know, that's okay,

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Speaker 1: not all of a from basket of Robins anyone.

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Speaker 3: Oh shit, you almonds fudge, Holy shit, dude, that is

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Speaker 3: definitely that. That to me was like a parent ice cream.

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Speaker 1: That was that was my mom's favorite. But I have

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Speaker 1: come to appreciate it. Uh if you could just like

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Speaker 1: make the almonds coated and sugar, I would prefer it.

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Speaker 1: But oh, like, uh make almond brittle?

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah? What are those like candy covered almonds

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Speaker 2: called candied almonds? No, but you know they have like

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Speaker 2: a shell. There's like a name for him.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah, I forget what they're called.

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Speaker 3: But any whatever, anyway, zigang, I know you're yelling at

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Speaker 3: your radios right now. Try and tell me what it is,

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Speaker 3: but I don't remember. Yeah, So anyway, vanilla chocolate chip. Sorry, sorry,

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Speaker 3: And apparently like doing this article, they were saying that.

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Speaker 3: A lot of the ice cream makers are like, yeah,

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Speaker 3: we we honestly don't even have room to make that

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Speaker 3: they make it in the summer because that's ice cream season,

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Speaker 3: but like year round, it's like it's just not moving.

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Speaker 1: The needle really fell off.

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 1: Mint chocolate chip though, you know, it's got the same problem,

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Speaker 1: it's got enough going on.

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Speaker 3: Do you remember when I was I kept eating that

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Speaker 3: ice cream. I was obsessing over maybe like a year

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Speaker 3: cream that would dye my insides. I was getting handles.

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Speaker 3: It's called blue Monster. It's the most juvenile thing I've

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Speaker 3: I love. It's it's bright blue ice cream with chocolate

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Speaker 3: like chips, ahoy and oreos in it.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's yes. Please like cookies in my ice cream,

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Speaker 1: any sort of sweet pastry. Yeah. Does it shide because

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Speaker 1: it's blue because it's cookie monster? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I have seen that out in the wild. I've been

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Speaker 1: bleeding blue cookie based ice creams. Ye, And yeah, I'm saying.

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Speaker 3: To make it that queue of blue You are you

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, like you. Yeah, it's wind blue out this

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Speaker 1: much cookie. Look what we can make you eat. We

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Speaker 1: can imply that cookie monster jacked off in this. Now

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Speaker 1: why the monsters always there come is the same color

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Speaker 1: as their body as with our Grimace milkshakes.

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Speaker 2: It's just how it works, all right, Ye ask Darwin?

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Speaker 1: All right, don't ask us? All right, So what's what's

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Speaker 1: the name of the palace? The the Buckingham Buckingham Palace

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Speaker 1: has issued a statement, so there's a massive Harry Kane.

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Speaker 1: Uh So this story is a little This feels like

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Speaker 1: the Internet is. I'm sure I'll be yelling at by

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Speaker 1: the Internet in one voice, but it does feel a

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Speaker 1: little bit like the internet's losing its voice. Kim Middleton's

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Speaker 1: abdominal surgery in January. People are like, where is she? Like, Okay,

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Speaker 1: they're they're trying to erase her. They're trying to get

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Speaker 1: her out of there, you know. They There was some

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Speaker 1: speculation that she might have been one of the characters

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Speaker 1: at Willie's Chocolates. Glasgow asked character that will dig into

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Speaker 1: a little bit more on tomorrow's episode, But I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Like the Palace said on January seventeenth that she would

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Speaker 1: be taking a step back from public duties until after

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Speaker 1: Easter following the procedure, So they like told people, and

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Speaker 1: I feel like that just got erased and people were like,

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Speaker 1: what the this is, Like, Hey, she's going to be

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Speaker 1: gone from this date until Easter, and you're in the

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Speaker 1: period that they laid out and said she was going

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Speaker 1: to be gone for to like have a procedure, and

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Speaker 1: everyone's like, did you kill her? She's mad? You sick? Fuck? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Wait you up from that coma? Yeah. People are saying

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Speaker 1: that their theories that she's in a medically induced coma.

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Speaker 1: But two theories that Kate is the mask guy's wide

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Speaker 1: shut guy at Willie's Chocolate factory.

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Speaker 2: Yeah makes sense.

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Speaker 3: I mean, but isn't I thought something that like even

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Speaker 3: her parent, like her family hasn't seen her. I think

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Speaker 3: that's the layer that has people being like, but I

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Speaker 3: don't even know where that comes from at the end

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Speaker 3: of the day, Like it's I don't think it's I

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Speaker 3: don't think it's a.

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Speaker 2: Fun reason why Kate Middleton is not being seen.

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Speaker 3: It's like, like, for sure, y'all, I just had to

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Speaker 3: go to Turks and caicos, you know what I mean,

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Speaker 3: let my hair down right. And also abdominal surgery depending

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Speaker 3: on like what it is, getting your abdomen cut open. Uh,

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Speaker 3: isn't always the east thing to recover from.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, I don't.

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Speaker 1: Know as it like, because she is a human being.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I like, everybody leave her alone. Because she's

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Speaker 1: part of the royal family, a racist cult who lives

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Speaker 1: off of stolen wealth. I'm like fair play perceiveing like

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Speaker 1: she was at the Willie's Chocolate experience. That's what it

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Speaker 1: They're the names that are being The headline is basically, millennials,

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Speaker 1: I don't give a shit. I like, truly, I grew

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Speaker 3: But isn't it like almost like a mathematical fact that

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like a six degrees of Kevin Bacon for Jessica.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, like I was telling you, like I dated three

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Speaker 1: He certainly has a type. And weirdly it's people named Jessica.

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Speaker 1: Wow, I remember Heather really going off a cliff. Like

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Speaker 2: Let me stop you there.

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Speaker 3: This is already so dystopian that there are people who

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Speaker 3: would hook up a fucking tiny odor box while they

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Speaker 3: play games like Oh that's what.

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Speaker 1: You know, just just gaunt violence. It smells like two

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Speaker 1: of the three so far our gunpowder. Essentially you've got racing. Wait,

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Speaker 1: I like that is that just gonna be gasoline? What

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Speaker 1: do we what kind of what level? What kind of octane?

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Speaker 2: We talk high octane, Well, we're talking riding lawnmower.

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Speaker 1: Racing is quote clean air that that's the only one

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Speaker 1: that's end quotes for some reason, that is dystoped. That

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Speaker 1: might be the most dystopian of ball. Get to create

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Speaker 1: the illusion that you're playing a video game in a

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Speaker 1: world with clean air.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, I remember that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, those are the days storm. I feel like an artist.

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Speaker 1: I would trust an artist to like create the smell

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Speaker 1: of storm. I would not create game scent a box

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Speaker 1: that you put in front of your TV. I feel like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Storm is just gonna That's like if you get a

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Speaker 1: car freshener, you know, a car air freshener that's scented

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Speaker 1: as storm, It's like, oh what this just tastes like

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Speaker 1: it's available now?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Jack, can you buy one for the show? And

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Speaker 3: I'll I'll do a heart to factory reset on my brain.

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Speaker 3: I probably just hold it to my.

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Speaker 1: How we pull you out of the hard factory RecA.

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Speaker 3: Hey, set it to fresh air, then explosions, then storm.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Storm and Forest would be good if you were

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Speaker 1: really this was like being created by the foremost scientists

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Speaker 1: at MIT. But I feel like in the hands of

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Speaker 1: somebody who is just releasing a box and being like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, tell them there's AI in there. This

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Speaker 1: is gonna smell like shit.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And there's apparently there are.

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Speaker 3: There's going to be updates in the future, including Sports Arena,

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Speaker 3: Fresh Cut Grass and Blood. Why Yeah, because I want

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Speaker 3: to play Left for Dead, my zombie game, and be like, yeah, dude,

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Speaker 3: I'm glad I can smell the rotting corpses. I'm exploding

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Speaker 3: with my shotgun now, Jesus, that's I don't know man. Also,

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Speaker 3: like you know, kids aren't gonna be able to lie

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Speaker 3: anymore if they tell their parents they weren't playing games

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Speaker 3: like I.

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Speaker 1: Smell gun up there, I spell explosion. All right, well,

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Speaker 1: those are some of the things that are trending on

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Speaker 1: this Thursday, February twenty ninth. We are back tomorrow with

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Speaker 1: a whole ass episode of the show. Until then, be

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Speaker 1: kind to each other, be kind to yourself, get the vaccine,

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Speaker 1: don't do nothing about white supremacy, and we will talk

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Speaker 1: to you all tomorrow. Bite Bite,