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Speaker 1: Hey, welcome to the brand new full show. Thank you

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Speaker 1: so much for being here. Yes, Jeff's song killed me today.

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Speaker 1: He came in looking like a little leprechaun.

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Speaker 2: And boy did he surprise me that as soon as

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Speaker 2: he said the song title, I was already like wow,

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Speaker 2: and then it just got more wow. Yes it's happening,

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Speaker 2: so definitely listen to it in this hour, and then,

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Speaker 2: if you're not already on YouTube, there is a full

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Speaker 2: video up where.

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Speaker 1: You can see him dressed up. Yeah, so make sure

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Speaker 1: you head over to that too. It's at Brooke and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 1: And before we get into this full hour, we've got.

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Speaker 3: What do we got? We've got Coach Barnesby Okay, what's up?

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Speaker 2: Coache who said, I'm from England and have listened every

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Speaker 2: day for years. I always used to beat Brooke and

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Speaker 2: wynd Brooks Bucks, but recently I'm losing.

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Speaker 3: This is evidence that listening to your show made me dumber. Yep,

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Speaker 3: we have warned you from the very start.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, we did not heed our warning. That is

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Speaker 1: not on us, So well, hey give it another try today. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's coming up right now in your full hour.

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Speaker 4: I'm just wondering you're gonna ask the room, what's your

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Speaker 4: favorite reboot of all time?

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Speaker 5: It's Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 6: Maybe it's like the Fuller House TV show.

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Speaker 1: My daughter came home and said, Mom, everybody's watching Fuller

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Speaker 1: House right now.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, what, why?

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Speaker 5: Weird?

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Speaker 4: Maybe it's better if you haven't seen the original full

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Speaker 4: if you're only eight.

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Speaker 6: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: Cobra Kai reboot from the Karate Kid copy or my

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Speaker 4: favorite Sisterhood of the Traveling Jorts. I predict that your

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Speaker 4: daughter is gonna love that one.

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Speaker 6: It's gonna be really.

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Speaker 3: Big with j I'm waiting for sports instead.

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Speaker 4: But huge news on the reboot front, though, because super

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Speaker 4: producer Jerry Bruckheimer just announced that they're gonna be rebooting

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Speaker 4: Pirates of the Caribbean. WHOA okay, he says, quote it's

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Speaker 4: gonna be easier to put together because you don't have

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Speaker 4: to wait for certain actors.

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Speaker 1: Oh so none of the original cast is gonna be.

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Speaker 6: Probably Orlandoo and saw you guys.

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Speaker 5: Blooms.

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Speaker 3: I am so sad.

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Speaker 1: I'm getting to a point in my life where they're

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Speaker 1: rebooting movies that came out when I was an adult.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, it's not a fun like rebooting Harry Potter came out.

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Speaker 4: It is a little bit weird, but this could be

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Speaker 4: Jose's chance to finally showcase his talents as the new

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Speaker 4: Captain Jose Sparrow.

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Speaker 5: I just got to relapse on the rum.

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Speaker 4: The rumor is they're starting over from scratch with this,

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Speaker 4: and that's really exciting news. So in the tradition of reboots,

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Speaker 4: let's reboot the shock collar question of the day, brand

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Speaker 4: new one with an all new cast and crew, starting

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Speaker 4: with digital Jake.

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Speaker 6: Go ahead, Jay, the new and improved Jake.

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Speaker 3: That's the same guy.

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Speaker 8: Did you guys realize Coca Cola sells forty billion dollars

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Speaker 8: worth of soda every year?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, ye zero.

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Speaker 8: They're by far the most lucrative beverage company in the world.

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Speaker 8: But how did they really become so successful? I mean,

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Speaker 8: sure it tastes great. Yeah yeah.

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Speaker 6: Taylor Swift was an official brand ambassador.

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Speaker 5: Which makes any company go by Billy.

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Speaker 8: But I think we all know the number one reason

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Speaker 8: for Coca Cola's widespread popularity is catchy slogans. It's the

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Speaker 8: only reason. That's why today we're honoring years of advertising

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Speaker 8: genius with a special.

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Speaker 6: Coke slogan Bonanza edition of number plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 1: Yeah honestly said the success of their slogans, and I.

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Speaker 3: Immediately was like, I can't think of one. I didn't

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Speaker 3: know all the questions we're going to be around them.

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Speaker 4: I've been part of a coke bonanza in a long time, James,

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Speaker 8: Each of you will give me a number one through twenty,

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Speaker 5: I like this. At least I'll help us a little bit.

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Speaker 3: I'm stressed out.

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Speaker 8: Let's start with the woman who thought Coca Cola's home

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Speaker 8: city of Atlanta was a lost, ancient underwater kingdom. That's Alexis.

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Speaker 6: Alexis, give me.

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Speaker 8: A number one through twenty please eighteen Alexis in nineteen

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Speaker 8: seventy one, this famous slogan, I'd like to buy the

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Speaker 6: What's the blank?

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Speaker 3: This sounds like I know it, I don't know the world.

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Speaker 6: That's correct, Alexis, I'd like to buy the world of Coke.

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Speaker 4: Was that Michael Jackson. I think it was just it

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Speaker 4: was everybody, Yeah, everybody.

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Speaker 3: What they were doing. It's a very long slogan.

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Speaker 5: Jackson was Pepsi bro Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Famously yeah, famously caught fire and a PepsiCo.

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Speaker 9: Don't you ever come between the soda wars?

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Speaker 8: All right, Alexis, you're in it at least in the

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Speaker 8: next round. Brook, it's your turn. Give me number one

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Speaker 8: Coke came up with a slogan that said, life tastes

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Speaker 6: Or Coke?

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Speaker 10: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Life tastes so great? Life tastes so Coke?

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Speaker 1: Oh man, I feel like two thousand and one they

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Speaker 3: I think it's gonna be Coke.

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Speaker 6: Broke went with life tastes so Coke. That is incorrect.

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Speaker 6: I thought it was not even a sentence like it

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Speaker 6: was life tastes so good? Oh, straight up, simple.

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Speaker 3: Okay, don't oversell it, Coke.

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Speaker 8: We're over the Jose. Give me number one through twenty

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Speaker 8: please twelve Jose. In twenty sixteen, the public made memes

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Speaker 8: about this one saying, taste the inflation, but it's really

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Speaker 8: taste the blank is the missing word sensation, feeling or season?

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Speaker 6: Oh, taste the season.

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Speaker 3: They do so much with Christmas though, the.

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Speaker 6: Polar Man, Yeah, coc get Christmas? What does PEPSI have?

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Speaker 3: PEPs? He can't even get Halloween?

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Speaker 7: I know, I love, but they got the cool horses

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Speaker 7: I want to hear sensation rhymes, but it also means feelings,

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Speaker 7: and it's a violin.

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Speaker 6: Went with taste the sensation.

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Speaker 8: At risk of being shocked right now, Jeffrey, you get

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Speaker 8: this wrong. Alexis wins like a number one through twenty.

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Speaker 8: Please give me number one, number one Jeffrey nineteen seventy nine,

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Speaker 5: I thought it was gonna be smoke and smoke.

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Speaker 3: It makes sense the seventies.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well, you know, as much as I want to

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Speaker 4: be their ad slogan. So it's between hug and smile.

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Speaker 4: If you say so, have a coke.

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Speaker 4: I mean, all of these have basically been the most

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Speaker 4: a smile.

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Speaker 6: Jeff said, had a coke and a smile, that.

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Speaker 9: Is would have gotten every single one wrong.

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Speaker 8: Alexis, We're back to you. The next wrong answer loses.

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Speaker 8: Give me a number, please, five, Alexis. There's a famous

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Speaker 8: the kid his jersey. What NFL team is that player from?

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Speaker 8: Is it my beloved Jacksonville Jaguars? Is it the Kansas

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Speaker 3: Do you know this, Jeff, you were so excited.

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Speaker 6: This is a really really showing this commercial. It has

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Speaker 6: been parodied all the time.

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Speaker 3: I can't think of it.

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Speaker 8: Is it the best team in the world, the Jacksonville Jaguars,

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Speaker 8: the Kansas City Chiefs, or the Pittsburgh's Jewelers.

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Speaker 2: To make you happy, Jake, I'm gonna say the Jaguars, Alexis.

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Speaker 8: Said, my beloved Jacksonville Jaguars. That is incorrect. They were

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Speaker 3: Wow, in any shame her happy.

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Speaker 6: The football player was me and Joe Green, and he

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Speaker 8: Jeffary, that means you've won today's plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 3: A coke and a smile.

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Speaker 4: All right, Well, who do I want to smile hugging

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Speaker 4: grope today? That would be our own Jose Bolanyo. So

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Speaker 4: you're gonna be getting shocked while singing unwell by Matchbox twenty.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I'm not crazy.

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Speaker 5: I'm just a little one.

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Speaker 9: Well I know right now you can't tell stay wild.

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Speaker 5: Maybe then you'll see different side of me.

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Speaker 6: Wait till that's in the Pirates movies. That's your shot

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Speaker 6: collar question of the.

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Speaker 12: Day, brooken, Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: It's brooken Jeffrey in the morning. And we love a

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Speaker 4: good food mashup. Like remember we talked about Johnsonville making

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Speaker 4: cup flavored toothpaste. Yeah, well now it's Buffalo Wild Wings

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Speaker 4: turn to Frankenstein something together because they're mashing up two

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Speaker 4: of the most popular food trends that have been dominating

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Speaker 4: the news cycle lately. Protein everything smashed with Espresso Martini's

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Speaker 3: I like, and it sounds so thick, it looks thick.

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Speaker 4: We're gonna have the picture of on our Insta story

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Speaker 4: sat Brook and Jeffrey. But it's even more unhinged than

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Speaker 4: it sounds.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's like it's a brown liquid like you'd

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Speaker 1: orange rib.

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Speaker 4: Well, it's a classic Espresso Martini infused with ten hardy

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Speaker 4: grams of muscle milk protein powder, and the edge of

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Speaker 4: the glass is rimmed and.

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Speaker 6: Infused with Buffalo Wild Wings famous Buffalo.

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Speaker 4: Dry rub to give every sip a spicy, savory twist nose.

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Speaker 3: No one wants to eat the dry rub straight.

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Speaker 13: No, really smoky they're doing it to celebrate National Espresso

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Speaker 13: Martini Day, obviously, and since Buffalo Wild Wings totally understands

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Speaker 13: their audience, the Espresso Proteini doesn't have to stand alone

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Speaker 13: because you can also order it as part of a

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Speaker 13: twenty dollars bundle pack that comes with six butless chicken wings.

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Speaker 6: Because one goes better with buffalo.

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Speaker 4: Wings than an espresso martini protein boosts.

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Speaker 1: I mean, there's so many men that have been ordering

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Speaker 4: And here at Brooke and Jeffrey, we keep you updated

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Speaker 4: on the food and beverage monstrosities you need to put

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Speaker 6: You get it, Brooke. Laser Stories is next.

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Speaker 4: It's the radio segment that's combining two businesses you never

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Speaker 6: Just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.

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Speaker 6: Those are the grave hubs. Just don't you pay the extra.

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Speaker 9: Four dollars a priority direct I Direct, They could.

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Speaker 3: Bring you fries on the way to your house.

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Speaker 6: Out of Moscow, Russia.

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Speaker 4: Three years ago, a forty three year old man named

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Speaker 4: One day he locked up his place and left for Siberia.

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Speaker 4: Well, Unfortunately for Uri, all the local pigeons had selled

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Speaker 4: Yeah building, that's what Well, he's thinking of just leaving

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Speaker 3: The next owner's actual pinch.

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Speaker 4: Let's go to your next laser story out of mashup Mania,

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Speaker 4: the strange collabse just keep on coming. This time, the

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Speaker 3: A Reese's Peanut butter cup filled with toothpaste.

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Speaker 5: You I would mess with toothpaste.

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Speaker 4: Just look at the photos. Doesn't that make you want

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Speaker 9: It is like creamy, smooth, chocolate.

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Speaker 3: Brown toothpaste.

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Speaker 6: Teeth definitely darky?

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Speaker 4: Apparently we can all blame the Australians because they participated

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Speaker 3: Wow, your breath doesn't smell better after this chocolate.

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Speaker 4: In fact, people a probably gonna avoid you after you

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Speaker 4: Laser story out of trend town. If you ask someone

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Speaker 4: One of the latest trends on TikTok is frambled eggs.

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Speaker 6: Yes, at least till the very end when you crack them.

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Speaker 6: Here's what they look like.

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Speaker 9: Look very wet, like they're very very undercooked.

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Speaker 3: I love running eggs, and this is not.

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Speaker 4: It's like someone spilled orange juice on snow.

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Speaker 5: The whites are also runny. That's not good.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and nobody wants like, come on, nobody wants egg

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Speaker 3: That's what it is, egg white scramble with the good yolks.

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Speaker 5: They cooked for three, maybe four more minutes. I'd eat it.

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Speaker 4: The ideas they're less annoying to make than fried eggs,

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Speaker 6: They don't seem easier to me. I'd be way harder.

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Speaker 5: It's more while it's cooking.

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Speaker 3: How hard is cooking a Friday?

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Speaker 4: They just don't want to wim it in a Bowlfers,

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Speaker 6: No, they didn't.

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Speaker 4: This has been a thing for a while actually, with

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Speaker 3: Maybe we should stop Payton and give it one try.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, who's gonna cook it? Though, Let's go to

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Speaker 4: your final laser story. Out of the wide wide world

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Speaker 4: of weight loss. For a while, experts thought GLP one

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Speaker 4: weight loss drugs like ozempic would crush the candy business.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, because you.

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Speaker 4: Know, smaller appetites means fewer snacks, which leads to sadder

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Speaker 3: Chocolate.

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Speaker 5: I don't want to see that.

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Speaker 9: Willy want a sequel?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, well they're depressed.

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Speaker 6: It turns out not so much.

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Speaker 4: And I say that because the gourmet Swiss chocolate company

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Speaker 1: Maybe because they're finally like, hey, I loss of weight.

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Speaker 9: Anytime my sugars come back with improvement, I can get it.

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Speaker 9: Little Chocolate Balls or so is such a good brand.

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Speaker 4: I agree with that, and so does this guy. And

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Speaker 6: You know, the ones that can really take a.

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Speaker 11: Beat, last a lifetime once you gets them all before.

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Speaker 4: That's right, and that's how means later stories has come

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Speaker 4: to an end for the day. We'll do it again,

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Speaker 4: same time, a.

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Speaker 12: Monday, rooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Today is the unluckiest day of the year, Friday the thirteenth,

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Speaker 4: And in honor of the freakiest date on the calendar,

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Speaker 4: we're gonna play the freakiest game on this show, called riffing' around.

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Speaker 3: Really a second, if.

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Speaker 4: You haven't heard it before, it will challenge your mind

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Speaker 6: The rest of the show, Jeffery, who's gonna get lucky?

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Speaker 6: When we play? Coming up right after this.

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Speaker 4: Riffin around, I'm inviting everyone to stick your ear inside

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Speaker 4: and take a big riff for riffing around don't make

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Speaker 3: Sounds so condescending when you say it that way.

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Speaker 4: Today's category is in celebration of Friday the thirteenth. It's

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Speaker 4: So let's not waste any more time. Alexis, name this

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Speaker 3: Superstitious, SUPERSTI superstient.

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Speaker 6: Jose, can you steal it?

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Speaker 5: We're going to Jose Superstition.

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Speaker 4: Superstition by Stevie Wonder.

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Speaker 5: You should have given that to her. I feel bad.

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Speaker 4: You have to correctly identify the title of the song.

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Speaker 4: So Jose, you got the steal. You're up again, Jose,

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Speaker 4: name the title of this superstitious song, Oh.

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Speaker 6: Brook, can you steal it Get Lucky Lucky by Daft Punk.

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Speaker 4: I know I'm being like a stickler here, but the

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Speaker 6: Correct, and I get it.

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Speaker 15: I get it.

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Speaker 4: Brook your turn seven years of bad luck if you

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Speaker 4: don't get this one right. So Brook, you got to

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Speaker 4: put yourself at a concert. May be back in the nineties.

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Speaker 6: You got your black lace gloves on.

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Speaker 4: You're in the crappy seats because that's all you could

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Speaker 8: Black Cat Woman, Cat Cat Cat, I already gave you

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Speaker 6: That's right, Black Cat by Janet Jackson.

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Speaker 4: Jose has one Alexis House letter, moving on to around

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Speaker 4: So Alexis, can you name this?

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Speaker 9: Oh my god, I know?

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Speaker 6: Is it true?

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00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:51,520
Speaker 3: It's Umbrella that does That's right.

450
00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:56,720
Speaker 4: Umbrella by Rihanna opening Umbrella inside is considered bad luck.

451
00:22:56,840 --> 00:22:59,280
Speaker 6: Now, Jose, we're back to you name the title for

452
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Speaker 6: this hit song.

453
00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:04,880
Speaker 14: I feel I.

454
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:07,960
Speaker 6: Feel like that was the giveaway right there. You've heard it.

455
00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:09,639
Speaker 5: I don't know it. By now, I won't know it

456
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:10,399
Speaker 5: probably not.

457
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:14,720
Speaker 4: You've heard it a million times though, and I need

458
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:15,240
Speaker 4: a guess.

459
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:16,400
Speaker 5: Follow me on Instagram.

460
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:21,600
Speaker 4: I'll say, can you steal it song?

461
00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:24,760
Speaker 6: It's not a grande I'll tell you that we're getting

462
00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:25,879
Speaker 6: but it is.

463
00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:26,639
Speaker 5: I'll let you know.

464
00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:27,720
Speaker 6: It's a modern artist.

465
00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:28,959
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I know.

466
00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:33,800
Speaker 4: It's the songs something to do with Friday to thirteenth

467
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:36,640
Speaker 4: or superstition, Don't.

468
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:42,760
Speaker 3: Walk under a Ladder? Is it the Hill.

469
00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:47,400
Speaker 6: By the Weekends, By the Weekend?

470
00:23:48,119 --> 00:23:50,119
Speaker 5: The Hills in the Bridge? The Weekend?

471
00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:53,040
Speaker 4: Sayings hills have Eyes, which is a reference to Wes

472
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:57,399
Speaker 4: Craven's movie The Hills Half Eyes. We have two for Alexis,

473
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Speaker 4: two for Brooks, one for Jose.

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Speaker 6: You're up again. Can you name this song?

475
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:08,080
Speaker 10: Oh?

476
00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:13,320
Speaker 16: I know it.

477
00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:21,880
Speaker 4: The Mirror by Michael Jackson hers Don't Break Them.

478
00:24:23,359 --> 00:24:25,000
Speaker 5: Thanks for the second.

479
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Speaker 4: We're on to the final round of superstitious songs. Alexis,

480
00:24:29,119 --> 00:24:35,320
Speaker 4: think back and name this famous bad luck tune. You

481
00:24:35,359 --> 00:24:37,720
Speaker 4: want to take yourself all the way back to last year,

482
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:39,520
Speaker 4: maybe wost year.

483
00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:41,520
Speaker 6: You're on a playdate with a buddy.

484
00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:45,920
Speaker 7: I know it's London Bridge, London Bridges.

485
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:50,680
Speaker 6: Bridges going down the rhyme.

486
00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:54,800
Speaker 7: Here, this is a bad luck game, because every time

487
00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:56,440
Speaker 7: I say I know it, the.

488
00:24:58,280 --> 00:24:59,960
Speaker 3: Helps it an easy one.

489
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:03,240
Speaker 4: Thing unlucky though, than a bridge collapsing in a major

490
00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:04,480
Speaker 4: metropolitan area.

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00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:06,000
Speaker 5: Isn't that right?

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00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:07,240
Speaker 6: Brook?

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00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:14,440
Speaker 3: I hate you for that.

494
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:17,120
Speaker 4: Some bad bad luck there? All right, Jose, you're up again.

495
00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:20,480
Speaker 4: This is your chance to jump into the league. Name

496
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Speaker 4: this song?

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00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:28,440
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I know it?

498
00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:29,000
Speaker 6: What is it?

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00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:29,960
Speaker 14: What helps?

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00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:30,439
Speaker 6: The title?

501
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:32,680
Speaker 5: I always feel like somebody's watching me.

502
00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:39,000
Speaker 1: What do you think somebody's watching?

503
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:39,280
Speaker 14: You know?

504
00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:43,520
Speaker 3: I don't know if it's somebody's watching or is it

505
00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:48,080
Speaker 3: called the creeks at night or something? Instead, somebody's watching me.

506
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:50,960
Speaker 7: Somebody's watching.

507
00:25:52,600 --> 00:26:01,040
Speaker 4: Somebody's watching me? By Rockwell, Brook are tied a piece, Brook.

508
00:26:01,119 --> 00:26:04,359
Speaker 4: This is your final chance to win Whipping ripping around

509
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:05,920
Speaker 4: Friday the thirteenth condition.

510
00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:11,040
Speaker 6: Can you name it?

511
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:20,680
Speaker 7: I know it easily instantly, Jaw.

512
00:26:18,359 --> 00:26:18,680
Speaker 10: You know it.

513
00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:21,000
Speaker 5: What do you think the title of this is?

514
00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:28,440
Speaker 3: It's it's Psycho Alexis.

515
00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:33,320
Speaker 6: Can you scream, Jose, Psycho?

516
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:35,119
Speaker 5: I think jobs.

517
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:42,800
Speaker 6: I'm sorry. It's Friday the thirteenth theme from the movie Friday.

518
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:45,200
Speaker 4: The Thirteenth, which means we have a two way tie

519
00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:47,919
Speaker 4: in first Alexis and Brooks, and the tie breaker is

520
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:50,560
Speaker 4: going to come down to this, how many fingers am

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00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:51,440
Speaker 4: I holding.

522
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:55,080
Speaker 5: Up behind the back and I'm gonna you can't seven?

523
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:59,720
Speaker 5: Alexis four. The correct answer is thirteen, so.

524
00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:03,440
Speaker 6: Maybe come up and aren't even fingers.

525
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:05,600
Speaker 5: The winners are looking around.

526
00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:07,360
Speaker 6: Friday the thirteen edition.

527
00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:10,280
Speaker 5: Years pro fuck Brook.

528
00:27:10,359 --> 00:27:14,040
Speaker 4: You get thirty large bags of Morton salt to throw

529
00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:15,560
Speaker 4: over your shoulder yourself.

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00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:20,719
Speaker 6: Good block. Congratulations, that's riffing around.

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Speaker 4: Friday the thirteenth edition. I'm jeff Man in the rear

532
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:27,520
Speaker 4: dubab your phone taps coming up next. We had to

533
00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:30,240
Speaker 4: do a quick turnaround on this phone tap after a

534
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:33,640
Speaker 4: woman received a text from her friend saying he had

535
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:37,000
Speaker 4: an incident with one of those dudes who spins signs.

536
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:38,879
Speaker 3: Oh oh yeah, yeah yeah.

537
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:41,399
Speaker 4: Apparently he was in his car and they had a

538
00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:45,520
Speaker 4: run in what things got heated. So he's a little

539
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:48,600
Speaker 4: bit rattled and that's perfect for us to jump in

540
00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:50,520
Speaker 4: and rattle him even more.

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Speaker 6: In your phone tap right now.

542
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:55,200
Speaker 12: Working Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.

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00:27:56,800 --> 00:28:01,280
Speaker 15: Hello, Hey is this Cameron Will Yeah speaking? Who is this?

544
00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:03,919
Speaker 7: Hi Cameron. My name is Mark. I'm the owner of

545
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:06,719
Speaker 7: the carpet store across the street, and uh, I just

546
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:08,199
Speaker 7: got off the phone with your boss.

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00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:11,240
Speaker 15: Okay, what are you talking about.

548
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:16,000
Speaker 7: Well, apparently you gave our sign flipper the bird in

549
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:17,600
Speaker 7: the parking lot outside the store.

550
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:23,040
Speaker 15: Well, your sign flipper whatever spinner was tossing his sign

551
00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:25,520
Speaker 15: in the air and honestly just being reckless with it.

552
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:28,560
Speaker 15: Oh and you know he almost hit my car and

553
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:29,720
Speaker 15: I almost hit him too.

554
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:33,359
Speaker 7: Well, okay, it sounds like he was trying to do

555
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:36,600
Speaker 7: his job. Maybe he was being a little aggressive aggressive

556
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:38,160
Speaker 7: and it got a little out of hand.

557
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:41,760
Speaker 15: Yeah, he almost hit my car. I almost accidentally hit him,

558
00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:45,760
Speaker 15: and then he starts cursing at me. He cursed, Yeah,

559
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:47,600
Speaker 15: he cursed. And then that's when I gave him the bird.

560
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:50,960
Speaker 7: Okay, you went there though, Huh, what.

561
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:53,800
Speaker 15: Do you mean I went there? You're I didn't go

562
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:55,840
Speaker 15: anywhere other than I tried to pull in the parking

563
00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:58,400
Speaker 15: lot and your employee is acting like a jerk.

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00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:02,640
Speaker 7: Yeah, but that part doesn't matter as much now, you know.

565
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:04,920
Speaker 15: I don't understand what do you mean by that? What

566
00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:06,200
Speaker 15: part matters at all?

567
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:08,440
Speaker 7: Sure, I'm just saying it's not easy to get, you know,

568
00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:11,000
Speaker 7: sign spinners nowadays, with the economy and everything.

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00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:11,880
Speaker 14: Yea fair.

570
00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:12,760
Speaker 15: That's fine, you know.

571
00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:14,880
Speaker 7: But what I'm telling you is he just got out

572
00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:18,920
Speaker 7: of prison a week ago. Oh wait, what, he's fresh

573
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:21,720
Speaker 7: out and he's really upset right now about what happened.

574
00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:25,160
Speaker 7: I would say angry, No, shut I mean he actually

575
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:27,240
Speaker 7: he's outside right now, waiting by your car.

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00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:28,760
Speaker 15: He's what.

577
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:32,240
Speaker 7: Yeah, and you should know something. He's not like your

578
00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:34,080
Speaker 7: normal reform prison guy.

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00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:35,920
Speaker 6: Like he literally.

580
00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:39,480
Speaker 7: Got out for homicide. I didn't want to say that part.

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Speaker 15: Oh my god.

582
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:43,720
Speaker 7: Yes, actually triple triple homicide.

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00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:46,240
Speaker 15: Triple homicide. This guy should be locked up. How was

584
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Speaker 15: he assigned?

585
00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:50,040
Speaker 7: He was locked up, but he had good attorneys. Apparently

586
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:52,120
Speaker 7: the judge had to let him off on a technicality.

587
00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:55,800
Speaker 7: What the prosecutor said he used a pencil in the killings.

588
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:57,400
Speaker 15: Oh my god, Oh my god.

589
00:29:57,840 --> 00:30:00,560
Speaker 7: It was really a pen though, So the technicality.

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Speaker 15: He got off this is unbelievable.

591
00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:02,600
Speaker 6: Yeah.

592
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:05,560
Speaker 7: And it wasn't even sharp. It was a Crayola marker. So,

593
00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:07,400
Speaker 7: if anything, I'm impressed.

594
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:11,840
Speaker 15: Don't glorify the guy. He killed three people with a marker. Yeah,

595
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:13,760
Speaker 15: and now you're telling me that this guy is standing

596
00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:15,320
Speaker 15: outside waiting by my car.

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00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:17,280
Speaker 7: Yeah, Well, I can see him from my window. He's

598
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:20,120
Speaker 7: not by your car anymore. He's on top of your

599
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:22,240
Speaker 7: car actually right now. Why you may want to go

600
00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:22,720
Speaker 7: out there?

601
00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:24,760
Speaker 15: He's standing on my car right now.

602
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:26,880
Speaker 7: Well yeah, and he's got his sign. He's spinning it

603
00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:28,280
Speaker 7: super fast like a madman.

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Speaker 15: Oh my god, someone's got to get him off of there.

605
00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:33,280
Speaker 7: That's why I'm calling you. So you should go out

606
00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:35,280
Speaker 7: there now and then just try to make peace with him.

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Speaker 15: Why would I do that after everything you just said?

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Speaker 7: Well, I don't think you want to wait for him

609
00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:41,880
Speaker 7: to call his sign spinning friends, it's like a flash

610
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:42,800
Speaker 7: mob of murderers.

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Speaker 14: What the hell am I.

612
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Speaker 15: Supposed to do? I'm not going to hide in my

613
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Speaker 15: building all day and I can't go out and talk

614
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Speaker 15: to him.

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00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:49,920
Speaker 7: Look, I don't recommend this, but if you don't want

616
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:52,360
Speaker 7: to be disfigured, you can just go outside and offer

617
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Speaker 7: to be his bunk mate. No, you need to let

618
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Speaker 7: him establish dominance.

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Speaker 15: That is not happening.

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Speaker 7: That's the hierarchy. That's how it works.

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Speaker 15: I live in civilization, like, nobody has to have dominance

622
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Speaker 15: over me.

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Speaker 7: Kimern have you ever seen a prison documentary?

624
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:09,600
Speaker 15: Come on, you gotta be kidding me.

625
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:12,680
Speaker 7: That's how it works. In the pen and your friend Roslyn.

626
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:15,200
Speaker 7: She told me here's that line on you for the

627
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:22,000
Speaker 7: prank phone call. Now that makes sense, right, Wait, I'm sorry.

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00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:24,760
Speaker 7: What this is actually jose from the radio show Brook

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00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:25,720
Speaker 7: and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 5: We're doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 8: Man.

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00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:37,880
Speaker 7: Oh my oh I can I can feel the relief

633
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:38,320
Speaker 7: from her.

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00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:42,280
Speaker 15: My heart is like hounding out of my chest. Why

635
00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:44,560
Speaker 15: I thought I was about to get killed by this dude.

636
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:46,160
Speaker 7: Oh, come on, just get up and go talk to

637
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:47,800
Speaker 7: pork Chop. He's a really nice guy.

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00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:49,040
Speaker 5: I don't understand the job.

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00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:50,880
Speaker 15: You're asking me to cuddle some guy.

640
00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:53,000
Speaker 7: I didn't tell you. It was just a suggestion.

641
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:57,240
Speaker 15: Well either way, I wasn't gonna do it. Oh my god.

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00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:58,080
Speaker 6: Oh come on, just.

643
00:31:58,080 --> 00:32:00,080
Speaker 7: A triple homicide. It's not like it's four.

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00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:03,600
Speaker 15: Weirdo murder by cran too.

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00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:05,160
Speaker 14: I look like happen?

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00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:07,200
Speaker 6: How are you going to die?

647
00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:14,160
Speaker 7: To Periwinkle broken Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.

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00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:15,760
Speaker 12: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:18,040
Speaker 6: There are a lot of.

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Speaker 4: Places that you don't want to find yourself on a

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Speaker 4: first date. At your mom's house, oh my god, the

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Speaker 4: back of a cop car at the Free clinic waiting

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Speaker 4: for your test results.

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Speaker 5: That's nice they came with you responsible.

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Speaker 11: But one of our listeners support may have tough all

656
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Speaker 11: of those because she ended up in the bathroom alongside

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Speaker 11: her date, not in the good one says.

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00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:47,880
Speaker 4: It was completely embarrassing, but also one hundred percent unavoidable.

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00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:51,080
Speaker 4: Oh God, you're gonna hear why she had no choice

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00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:53,800
Speaker 4: but to bring her date with her in your second date.

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Speaker 12: Update next, Brooke and Jeffrey. In the morning second Date Update.

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Speaker 4: We've got a listener named Mandy on the phone right

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Speaker 4: now for a second date update, and I have to say, Mandy,

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Speaker 4: you instantly peaked my interest with three words you wrote

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Speaker 4: in your email, champagne and shackles.

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Speaker 5: That sounds like a good night.

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Speaker 4: I saw that, and I said stop delete all the

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Speaker 4: other requests for second dates. We must speak to this

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Speaker 4: woman because normally we hear about people meeting up at

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Speaker 4: bars and restaurants for dates.

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Speaker 6: But champagne and shackles.

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Speaker 3: Why do I think the local county jail, no one else?

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Speaker 3: I don't know. You can bring it in. You can

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Speaker 3: smuggle anything in that place.

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Speaker 4: I didn't even need to say my black market pills

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Speaker 4: after I read that, so Mandy, thank you for reaching out.

677
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Speaker 4: You can smuggle those into prison. Toody, welcome to the show.

678
00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:53,640
Speaker 17: Thank you.

679
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:56,560
Speaker 9: Oh my gosh, well that can get Jeff to not

680
00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:58,280
Speaker 9: take his pills worthy.

681
00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:58,520
Speaker 6: Of our time.

682
00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:00,880
Speaker 3: That's right, you already sound like a firecracker.

683
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:03,960
Speaker 4: I've got my pen and my paper ready, Mandy, So

684
00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:07,080
Speaker 4: tell us exactly how does champagne and shackles work?

685
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:11,279
Speaker 17: Okay, so really a champagne and shackles party?

686
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:13,759
Speaker 10: It's a partly Yeah, it's a.

687
00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:15,680
Speaker 17: Party, and it's like a college thing.

688
00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:22,160
Speaker 2: It's fifth and cuffs, yes, and cuffs.

689
00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:25,480
Speaker 17: You want another You and another person get tied together.

690
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:29,200
Speaker 10: And we're both holding a magnum bottle of champagne.

691
00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:30,720
Speaker 6: Dang, magnum bottle.

692
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:33,319
Speaker 3: You must be going to a private college, because there was.

693
00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:39,720
Speaker 1: My is by the magnimum champagnegging Carl Rossi.

694
00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:45,080
Speaker 10: Yeah, so yeah, your hands are tied together and you

695
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:48,040
Speaker 10: can't untie until the two of you finish it.

696
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:50,240
Speaker 5: So you finish the drink.

697
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:52,480
Speaker 1: Here's my question. Do you get to choose who you're

698
00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:54,480
Speaker 1: tied to? Or is it randomly selected?

699
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:55,000
Speaker 17: Does it?

700
00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:58,160
Speaker 10: Everyone that single that goes has to find a hinge

701
00:34:58,239 --> 00:34:59,520
Speaker 10: date to shackle up with?

702
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:00,160
Speaker 8: Oh?

703
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:04,880
Speaker 3: So you're bringing it because it called it's a date.

704
00:35:04,719 --> 00:35:07,200
Speaker 9: That She's like, that would sound so fun.

705
00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:08,719
Speaker 7: If a girl invited me to this, I'd be like,

706
00:35:08,719 --> 00:35:09,959
Speaker 7: oh yeah, betterfer.

707
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:13,720
Speaker 2: A girl ask a guy to put on handcuffs.

708
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:21,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, probably most of the women did the inviting, So that's.

709
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:22,000
Speaker 6: What you did.

710
00:35:22,719 --> 00:35:25,759
Speaker 10: Yes, I went online and I did some scrolling, and

711
00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:27,120
Speaker 10: so I met this guy named Jack.

712
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:28,680
Speaker 3: Okay, and why'd you pick him?

713
00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:31,719
Speaker 10: Well, I told him out the idea and right away

714
00:35:31,719 --> 00:35:34,000
Speaker 10: he was in well a little.

715
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:36,080
Speaker 6: Shady, didn't ask any questions just right away.

716
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:37,399
Speaker 3: Maybe he's extra boy.

717
00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:40,000
Speaker 6: You know, he probably brought his own shackles to the party.

718
00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:42,239
Speaker 1: He was like, I guess, did you meet him for

719
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:44,280
Speaker 1: the first time when you guys arrived to the party?

720
00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:48,240
Speaker 10: Yes, we met outside and then it was like sixty

721
00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:50,520
Speaker 10: to seventy percent couples that had hinged dates.

722
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:52,600
Speaker 6: Oh that's the majority of the party.

723
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:54,399
Speaker 3: That's a risk.

724
00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:56,600
Speaker 1: Can you imagine seeing the person in real life for

725
00:35:56,640 --> 00:35:58,960
Speaker 1: the first time and going, oh my god, I have

726
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:00,520
Speaker 1: to be tied to you for three hours.

727
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:03,080
Speaker 6: However, well that's when the champagne comes in hand.

728
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:04,560
Speaker 3: Will you just start chugging? I guess.

729
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:07,440
Speaker 4: So you and Jack got your hands bound together with

730
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:09,759
Speaker 4: a giant magnum bottle of champagne.

731
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:10,759
Speaker 6: How did that go?

732
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:12,640
Speaker 17: It was actually really fun.

733
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:13,480
Speaker 14: You start to.

734
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:16,799
Speaker 10: Figure out how to navigate things and like how to

735
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:17,360
Speaker 10: move together.

736
00:36:18,239 --> 00:36:20,160
Speaker 3: Did the novelty of it ever wear off?

737
00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:23,399
Speaker 10: Like no, I would say, like we were really kind

738
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:25,359
Speaker 10: of just trying to get around that big obstacle, which

739
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:28,200
Speaker 10: is you're trying to finish this bottle before one of

740
00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:28,800
Speaker 10: you asked.

741
00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:29,400
Speaker 17: To use the restroom.

742
00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:31,280
Speaker 6: Oh wow, Oh yeah.

743
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:32,000
Speaker 13: That much.

744
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:33,000
Speaker 17: Here's the thing.

745
00:36:33,239 --> 00:36:35,240
Speaker 10: Unfortunately I lost that battle.

746
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:37,399
Speaker 14: Oh my god, you I.

747
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:38,760
Speaker 15: Had to go so badly.

748
00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:40,680
Speaker 10: I just I like, I kept putting it off and

749
00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:43,600
Speaker 10: putting it off. But since you're tied together, Jack had

750
00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:44,320
Speaker 10: to come.

751
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:50,719
Speaker 17: With me, and it was just like beyond. I was

752
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:52,320
Speaker 17: trying not to make any noise.

753
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:54,719
Speaker 1: Oh my god, dude, but that first pee when you

754
00:36:54,719 --> 00:36:56,320
Speaker 1: have to go so bad is so loud.

755
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,440
Speaker 17: Yeah yeah, and I was a little tipsy.

756
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:02,319
Speaker 4: Even we don't need the commentary, I think on the

757
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:05,800
Speaker 4: sound describe the p okay, Well.

758
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:08,719
Speaker 10: I know what it sounds like, you know what, I mortified,

759
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:10,200
Speaker 10: like rethinking the details.

760
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:12,279
Speaker 3: At least he's not sober though, too.

761
00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:19,120
Speaker 7: You're both in an embarrassing situation, so he can relate, Well,

762
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:21,880
Speaker 7: what what was his mood or tone while that was

763
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:22,560
Speaker 7: all going on.

764
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:26,240
Speaker 17: I mean he honestly he was a perfect gentleman.

765
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:28,640
Speaker 3: That's that's a good answer.

766
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:30,720
Speaker 5: He sounds like a great yeah, what happened?

767
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:32,960
Speaker 10: Yeah, and like even a whole Rushian part, Like it

768
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,239
Speaker 10: was funny in the moment, but like, I don't know,

769
00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:38,680
Speaker 10: I thought that might be hard to come back from.

770
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:41,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, because it's because it's one thing to do this

771
00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:44,560
Speaker 4: as like a college party. It's another thing to do

772
00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:47,160
Speaker 4: it when this is supposed to be like kind of

773
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:52,960
Speaker 4: a romantic first date. Romantic at least, you're trying to

774
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:55,719
Speaker 4: make like a good first impression on somebody, and that's

775
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:58,279
Speaker 4: kind of tough to do with true half of your

776
00:37:58,280 --> 00:37:58,799
Speaker 4: clothes off.

777
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:02,880
Speaker 3: I don't know about that time that I mean in.

778
00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:06,439
Speaker 4: That in that situation, you know what I mean, Let's

779
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:08,080
Speaker 4: finish up with the bathroom part.

780
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:08,880
Speaker 6: What happened after?

781
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:11,880
Speaker 10: Okay? So we do end up going back into the party,

782
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,800
Speaker 10: and at that point he was able to finish the bottle.

783
00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:16,880
Speaker 6: Okay, did he like chug it?

784
00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:19,759
Speaker 4: Immediately after the bathroom incident was like we need to

785
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:20,080
Speaker 4: get out.

786
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:23,879
Speaker 10: We ended up splitting off for a bit, and then

787
00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:26,480
Speaker 10: towards the end I caught him and like he had

788
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:29,640
Speaker 10: to go, and I thanked him. And there have not

789
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:31,759
Speaker 10: been a second date, and like I thought he was

790
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:34,560
Speaker 10: really cool and I'd love to redo it as a

791
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:36,880
Speaker 10: normal date, like in a chamber setting.

792
00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:39,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, did you see him talking to anybody else after

793
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:41,680
Speaker 1: he split off? I mean, I'm just thinking there's so

794
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:43,160
Speaker 1: many hinge singles there.

795
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:46,920
Speaker 10: Right right, not really just he was just getting along,

796
00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:48,879
Speaker 10: just enjoying the party and the bike.

797
00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:50,120
Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, we can get you.

798
00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:52,000
Speaker 9: Guyska together at an olive garden or something.

799
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:54,920
Speaker 4: I mean, the good news is, like the goal of

800
00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:58,279
Speaker 4: any first date is to build camaraderie and connection and

801
00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:02,720
Speaker 4: have memorable moments. You definitely have those from your first

802
00:39:02,719 --> 00:39:03,080
Speaker 4: hang out.

803
00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:04,920
Speaker 3: Oh my god, if you said who after we.

804
00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:09,000
Speaker 6: Oh, we'll find out.

805
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:10,719
Speaker 4: We're about to give him a call and we'll try

806
00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:12,640
Speaker 4: and get your Champagne and shackles.

807
00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:14,480
Speaker 6: Second date up right.

808
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:19,040
Speaker 12: After the broken Jeffrey in the morning. Second date updates.

809
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:23,759
Speaker 4: When you hear about a first date where Champagne was involved,

810
00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:27,480
Speaker 4: and then a few restraints are added in Suddenly you

811
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:31,120
Speaker 4: end up in a bathroom alone with this person. I'm

812
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:36,480
Speaker 4: thinking fifty Shades of Gray Part four? Oh is back

813
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:37,359
Speaker 4: and added.

814
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:39,320
Speaker 3: Again, wait there was a part three?

815
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:42,000
Speaker 6: And yeah, yeah there was three movies.

816
00:39:43,239 --> 00:39:46,239
Speaker 3: Immediately, I know I have seen that.

817
00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:49,719
Speaker 1: The thing is, you're just watching together one hundred and

818
00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:51,759
Speaker 1: fifty parts of Gray by the time you get to

819
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:52,920
Speaker 1: that complaint.

820
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:54,880
Speaker 6: Yes, it wasn't that, though.

821
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:57,160
Speaker 4: It turns out in this case it was just a

822
00:39:57,239 --> 00:39:58,840
Speaker 4: champagne and shackles party.

823
00:39:59,239 --> 00:39:59,799
Speaker 16: Yeah.

824
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:02,600
Speaker 4: Our listener, Mandy was bound together with a guy that

825
00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:05,439
Speaker 4: she met on hinge named Jack. And again, if you're

826
00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:09,200
Speaker 4: just tuning in, those things work like this, You and

827
00:40:09,239 --> 00:40:11,799
Speaker 4: your date have to finish off an entire bottle of

828
00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:15,000
Speaker 4: champagne before you can unlock from each other.

829
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:16,600
Speaker 1: And I think it was a Magnum bottle, like a

830
00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:21,479
Speaker 1: big boy. I mean, it's a headache the next day.

831
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:25,040
Speaker 4: The idea is college esque for sure, and alexis, do

832
00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:27,480
Speaker 4: you miss those college parties hearing this back?

833
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:29,360
Speaker 6: Or do you just not remember.

834
00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:32,839
Speaker 10: I'm not to go host on this weekend, so I'm

835
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:33,680
Speaker 10: so inspired.

836
00:40:34,239 --> 00:40:36,120
Speaker 4: The weird part of the night that happened, though, was

837
00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:38,600
Speaker 4: when Mandy had to use the restroom before they were

838
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:40,200
Speaker 4: able to finish their champagne.

839
00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:42,799
Speaker 6: So Jack had to tag along for that ride.

840
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:45,680
Speaker 4: They got through it, but might not be the best

841
00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:48,000
Speaker 4: first impression for a first date.

842
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:50,279
Speaker 1: Because he chugged the rest of the bottle right afterwards

843
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:51,120
Speaker 1: and then ditched her.

844
00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:54,680
Speaker 6: Yeah, Mandy, is that a good description of what happened?

845
00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:55,480
Speaker 18: Oh?

846
00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:57,600
Speaker 17: Yeah, okay, okay.

847
00:40:58,080 --> 00:40:59,880
Speaker 1: I mean the thing is is like you wanted to

848
00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:03,000
Speaker 1: a regular date with this guy, right, Like the first

849
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,480
Speaker 1: one was fun and exciting, and now you got to

850
00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:07,640
Speaker 1: see if there's like truly a connection totally.

851
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:09,280
Speaker 6: Well, I guess we'll just see what he has.

852
00:41:09,239 --> 00:41:11,480
Speaker 3: To say and he's not strapped to another woman when

853
00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:12,000
Speaker 3: we call him.

854
00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:13,880
Speaker 6: Oh, that would be a who's going to answer the

855
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:14,720
Speaker 6: phone in that case?

856
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:17,560
Speaker 5: If we hear a stream? Hang up right away?

857
00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:20,040
Speaker 4: Okay, but I'm going to dial Jack for you right now.

858
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:32,760
Speaker 4: Here we go, Hello, Hey is this Jack?

859
00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:35,000
Speaker 14: Yeah? This is Jack.

860
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:39,720
Speaker 4: This is a radio show. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey

861
00:41:39,719 --> 00:41:40,240
Speaker 4: in the Morning.

862
00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:42,680
Speaker 14: Hey Jack O Hello.

863
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:50,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, this doesn't happen every day, we get.

864
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:52,839
Speaker 4: It feels good to be on the radio in front

865
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:54,120
Speaker 4: of a lot of people, doesn't it.

866
00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:57,000
Speaker 14: Yeah, this sounds like a lot of people.

867
00:41:56,760 --> 00:41:57,400
Speaker 15: Over there.

868
00:41:58,719 --> 00:42:00,200
Speaker 6: Going on a lot of listeners.

869
00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:04,480
Speaker 4: We're doing a segment here called a second Date update,

870
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:06,880
Speaker 4: where we're trying to help out one of our listeners

871
00:42:07,239 --> 00:42:10,319
Speaker 4: that you met up with not too long ago. You

872
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:13,319
Speaker 4: went to a champagne and shackles party with a woman

873
00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:13,960
Speaker 4: named Mandy.

874
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:17,839
Speaker 14: Yeah, the cup and date. Yeah, I remember that right.

875
00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:20,239
Speaker 1: What did you think when she hit you up on

876
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:22,040
Speaker 1: hinge and asked you to go to this?

877
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:24,600
Speaker 15: Yeah?

878
00:42:24,719 --> 00:42:27,120
Speaker 14: Honestly, it kind of gave me flashbacks when I was

879
00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:33,839
Speaker 14: in a locked up at prison. Who I'm just choking.

880
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:44,399
Speaker 18: Guys, Oh, we're on radio.

881
00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:47,319
Speaker 6: You know it turned on for this? Okay, Well, we

882
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:48,200
Speaker 6: appreciate that.

883
00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:51,160
Speaker 4: But on a more serious note, we are trying to

884
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:55,160
Speaker 4: help Mandy figure out if there's gonna be a second

885
00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:56,480
Speaker 4: date between the two of you.

886
00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:58,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, what'd you think of her?

887
00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:02,360
Speaker 14: Uh? Mandy's a nice girl?

888
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:06,279
Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah, we spoke to her and we got that impression.

889
00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:09,360
Speaker 3: No woman wants to be called nice your No, nobody

890
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:11,160
Speaker 3: likes that. Just that nothing else.

891
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:15,200
Speaker 1: I mean when you first Sawry, were you attracted to her?

892
00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:16,480
Speaker 15: She's pretty?

893
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:17,799
Speaker 18: Yeah?

894
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:20,240
Speaker 6: Is there a reason that you're not speaking to her anymore?

895
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:24,320
Speaker 14: She's a She's a little bit different than some of

896
00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:26,320
Speaker 14: the other girls I've gone out work before.

897
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:30,040
Speaker 1: Okay, that's usually a good thing if you're single, right,

898
00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:31,640
Speaker 1: Like it means the other ones didn't work out.

899
00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:36,400
Speaker 14: Sure, yeah, but we had a bathroom incident.

900
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:39,240
Speaker 1: Oh you can talk about that because she actually already

901
00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:40,200
Speaker 1: told us about.

902
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:41,880
Speaker 14: The bathroom, did she?

903
00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:42,359
Speaker 7: Yeah?

904
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:46,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, she said you were like a perfect gentleman.

905
00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:55,719
Speaker 14: Oh really, okay, you remember why she Well, we're at

906
00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:58,600
Speaker 14: the party and we're tied together, and she says she

907
00:43:58,680 --> 00:43:59,680
Speaker 14: wants to go.

908
00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:02,759
Speaker 16: Into the bathroom with me, right, and I'm like.

909
00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:06,360
Speaker 14: Oh, okay, yeah, going to the bathroom with you?

910
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:13,919
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah.

911
00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:16,719
Speaker 16: We go into the bathroom and I'm.

912
00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:18,680
Speaker 14: About to kiss her, honestly.

913
00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:20,279
Speaker 6: No, no, oh my god.

914
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:21,799
Speaker 3: You didn't know that she actually.

915
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:24,320
Speaker 14: Had to go to She turns the light on and says,

916
00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:27,080
Speaker 14: can I turn around because she's going to use the bathroom?

917
00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:27,480
Speaker 1: Yeah?

918
00:44:27,719 --> 00:44:28,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

919
00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:32,600
Speaker 4: You thought she was trying to create a little private,

920
00:44:32,719 --> 00:44:34,000
Speaker 4: romantic moment for you.

921
00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:35,279
Speaker 7: Yeah.

922
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:37,680
Speaker 14: I had no idea. I was pulled my shirt off,

923
00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:39,520
Speaker 14: you know. I thought it was a moment.

924
00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:42,400
Speaker 6: You could really go for it.

925
00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:47,719
Speaker 1: So you were like, the disappointment that what you expected

926
00:44:47,719 --> 00:44:49,600
Speaker 1: didn't turn out to be is why you're not calling

927
00:44:49,640 --> 00:44:50,040
Speaker 1: her back?

928
00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:52,439
Speaker 14: Yeah, no, not at all. Not at all.

929
00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:53,919
Speaker 3: Okay, that's good.

930
00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:54,719
Speaker 6: What was it.

931
00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:58,560
Speaker 14: Well, she uses the bathroom and I'm just like ready

932
00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:01,279
Speaker 14: to go back out there. She said, no, hold on,

933
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:03,600
Speaker 14: I want to touch my makeup.

934
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:08,600
Speaker 11: Oh okay, so she did that for a while.

935
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:09,680
Speaker 5: Oh so you're.

936
00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:11,200
Speaker 9: Standing there in the bathroom.

937
00:45:11,239 --> 00:45:11,800
Speaker 3: Why is that that?

938
00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:13,000
Speaker 6: How long is a while?

939
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:16,840
Speaker 14: I'm not timing the girl, but could have been anywhere

940
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:18,959
Speaker 14: from seventeen to twenty minute, Thomas.

941
00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:19,680
Speaker 5: Well, seventeen.

942
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:22,120
Speaker 1: Oh my god, so you two were in the bathroom

943
00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:23,640
Speaker 1: for a very long time.

944
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:27,799
Speaker 14: It was some time. Yeah, and I tried to break

945
00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:30,920
Speaker 14: up the time. I was adding a little small talk.

946
00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:33,640
Speaker 14: So she was really really into her work and doing

947
00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:34,280
Speaker 14: her makeup.

948
00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:37,600
Speaker 3: Hey, you said you said she was attractive. I mean,

949
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:40,440
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. It takes a lot of work to be attractive.

950
00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:43,160
Speaker 16: As I noticed, it took a lot of work. Yeah,

951
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:45,719
Speaker 16: you're right, Oh that's what I was.

952
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:48,719
Speaker 4: Well, I would be careful with the things that you

953
00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:52,239
Speaker 4: say there, Jack, because you should probably know at this

954
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:55,120
Speaker 4: point that Mandy's on the other line listening to this.

955
00:45:55,719 --> 00:46:00,000
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, she wants to talk to you.

956
00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:05,640
Speaker 10: Okay, I mean, Jack, I can't even believe this, Like

957
00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:09,000
Speaker 10: you're gonna be judging me for putting on too much makeup.

958
00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:12,320
Speaker 14: I didn't say too much.

959
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:16,360
Speaker 1: Seriously, Oh that was a hole.

960
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:17,440
Speaker 14: Okay.

961
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:20,480
Speaker 6: The line period long time period?

962
00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:22,359
Speaker 15: Okay? Was it long though?

963
00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:25,400
Speaker 10: Or were we just tipsy? Like, come on, we're enjoying

964
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:26,400
Speaker 10: herself whatever.

965
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:28,719
Speaker 14: It could have been five minutes and you just thought

966
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:32,920
Speaker 14: it was a wrong No, No, it was like twenty minutes.

967
00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:34,920
Speaker 10: I thought we were having a good time. I'm not

968
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:36,920
Speaker 10: even really paying attention to any of that.

969
00:46:37,080 --> 00:46:39,080
Speaker 14: Just enjoying her attention.

970
00:46:39,239 --> 00:46:44,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, but listen, you have to consider the circumstances

971
00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:46,319
Speaker 4: that you guys were in. She doesn't have both of

972
00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:49,160
Speaker 4: her hands to apply the makeup with, so right there,

973
00:46:49,719 --> 00:46:52,319
Speaker 4: seventeen minutes. You got to cut that in half. When

974
00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:53,600
Speaker 4: you add the second hand on.

975
00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:56,200
Speaker 3: Your right hand to your.

976
00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:58,959
Speaker 1: Left hand, it was a musical dominant if you're having

977
00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:00,160
Speaker 1: to use your wrong hey.

978
00:47:00,239 --> 00:47:01,840
Speaker 10: Yeah, it was not my dominant hand.

979
00:47:02,040 --> 00:47:03,040
Speaker 6: Okay.

980
00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:06,200
Speaker 4: So she's using her weak one hand to apply makeup.

981
00:47:06,239 --> 00:47:10,040
Speaker 4: Plus she's tipsy, so maybe Jack, do you think you're

982
00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:12,719
Speaker 4: being a little bit judgy about that part of it?

983
00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:14,360
Speaker 5: If anything, you should have helped her, bro.

984
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:17,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, helped her put her mascaro.

985
00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:20,520
Speaker 14: Well, I, like I said, I tried to talk a

986
00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:24,880
Speaker 14: little bit, a little small talk, but she didn't seem

987
00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:27,800
Speaker 14: to want any small talks because she was so focused

988
00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:28,760
Speaker 14: then on her job.

989
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:31,680
Speaker 3: Okay, so you're feeling ignored. I mean that's really.

990
00:47:31,520 --> 00:47:32,040
Speaker 16: What it comes to.

991
00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:33,960
Speaker 18: For sure.

992
00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:36,239
Speaker 4: Did you feel that same way with your cellmate in

993
00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:38,400
Speaker 4: prison when you guys are sharing champagne?

994
00:47:38,920 --> 00:47:41,600
Speaker 14: Actually no, they were a lot more touchy, feeling.

995
00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:43,880
Speaker 6: Very attentive.

996
00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:49,000
Speaker 1: I really really think you should give her another chance,

997
00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:51,200
Speaker 1: because you two you sound funny together.

998
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:52,839
Speaker 3: You know, it's just a weird first thing.

999
00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:55,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, I had a moment, and we're going to offer

1000
00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:58,279
Speaker 4: to send you guys out a second time on a

1001
00:47:58,360 --> 00:48:01,200
Speaker 4: date that we would pay for normal date, right, it

1002
00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:02,839
Speaker 4: could be normal. Or if you want to do zip

1003
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:07,360
Speaker 4: ties and Zeena, okay, that's.

1004
00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:11,360
Speaker 1: Your college days, blindfolds, whatever you want, I.

1005
00:48:13,040 --> 00:48:14,120
Speaker 6: Do that with myself.

1006
00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:21,400
Speaker 1: Whis Andy's yeah.

1007
00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:21,600
Speaker 6: So Mandy, you say yes still.

1008
00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:24,120
Speaker 10: I mean I've still had a really good time. I

1009
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:26,480
Speaker 10: guess these things I didn't remember because I was tipsy.

1010
00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:29,160
Speaker 10: But like, if you're down, I'd really like to see

1011
00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:31,000
Speaker 10: if there is something, Okay.

1012
00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:32,680
Speaker 6: Jack, that's cute balls in your court?

1013
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:36,440
Speaker 14: Come on, Jack, the alcohol could have been play I agree.

1014
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:42,879
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, yeah, okay, y well, congratulations you two.

1015
00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:45,280
Speaker 4: We're gonna hop on Amazon get some zip ties ready

1016
00:48:45,280 --> 00:48:48,000
Speaker 4: and uh, you guys would have a great time.

1017
00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:50,680
Speaker 6: Jack, Are you happy now?

1018
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:52,040
Speaker 16: I'm really happy.

1019
00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:52,279
Speaker 15: Yeah.

1020
00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:54,359
Speaker 14: I'm thinking it'd be a great go with Mandy. Well,

1021
00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:56,560
Speaker 14: hopefully it'd be different this time.

1022
00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:01,640
Speaker 12: Yeah, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1023
00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:05,760
Speaker 4: That was a successful second date update in more ways

1024
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:08,239
Speaker 4: than one, because now there's a couple texts that we're

1025
00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:11,560
Speaker 4: getting asking if Brooke and Jeffrey would sponsor a champagne

1026
00:49:11,560 --> 00:49:13,839
Speaker 4: and shackles night for them.

1027
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:15,200
Speaker 3: That would be so fun.

1028
00:49:15,440 --> 00:49:18,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, champagne and shackle Wait. I don't know what kind

1029
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:21,480
Speaker 1: of waivers we'd have to get people to sign. It's

1030
00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:22,359
Speaker 1: more of a friend thing.

1031
00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:22,719
Speaker 7: I think.

1032
00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:25,480
Speaker 4: Well, maybe there's another one from a seventy eight year

1033
00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:27,880
Speaker 4: old woman at a retirement home asking for a champagne

1034
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:28,839
Speaker 4: and shingles night.

1035
00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:30,680
Speaker 6: That would be better.

1036
00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:34,480
Speaker 3: I would recommend the shingles vaccine. Yeah, that would that's

1037
00:49:34,520 --> 00:49:35,120
Speaker 3: what you should go with.

1038
00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:36,279
Speaker 6: It takes the fun out of it.

1039
00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:37,799
Speaker 3: It's a little more painful, jeff.

1040
00:49:38,040 --> 00:49:40,680
Speaker 4: It'll be interesting to get another update from this couple.

1041
00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:43,960
Speaker 4: Jack did fold pretty quickly once he found out that

1042
00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:45,960
Speaker 4: she was waiting on the phone to talk to him.

1043
00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:49,080
Speaker 3: Well, that is like how I would be, you know,

1044
00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:50,040
Speaker 3: like they heard me.

1045
00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:52,920
Speaker 4: Oh shoot, some people really care about looking good on

1046
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:55,280
Speaker 4: the radio that I don't want to come across looking bad.

1047
00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:57,200
Speaker 6: But I don't give a crap.

1048
00:49:57,320 --> 00:49:58,600
Speaker 9: Okay, so there you go.

1049
00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:01,840
Speaker 4: I'll say anything whatever it takes to get you a

1050
00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:05,919
Speaker 4: second date. No, no, we'll do whatever. Just email the show.

1051
00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:07,920
Speaker 4: We'll call that person who's not calling.

1052
00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:09,920
Speaker 12: You back, Jeffrey in the morning.

1053
00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:14,280
Speaker 6: You guys. My moment finally came.

1054
00:50:15,640 --> 00:50:19,840
Speaker 4: I was asked to perform a tiny desk concert.

1055
00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:24,560
Speaker 3: Tiny guest concerts, are you, Katie?

1056
00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:28,440
Speaker 4: And you know those viral ones featuring the biggest music stars.

1057
00:50:28,200 --> 00:50:30,719
Speaker 6: On the planet. Yeah, not that one.

1058
00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:33,279
Speaker 4: But a salesperson here asked me to sing for them

1059
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:38,479
Speaker 4: at their tiny desk over in the corner of the office. Yeah,

1060
00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:41,520
Speaker 4: and that means I am one step closer to making

1061
00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:46,319
Speaker 4: it to the real thing. That tiny desk ladder all

1062
00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:47,560
Speaker 4: the way up to the top.

1063
00:50:47,640 --> 00:50:50,080
Speaker 3: Do we have to go to it?

1064
00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:55,240
Speaker 4: It's not for you, it's for Richard over in sales Richard,

1065
00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:58,479
Speaker 4: this one's for you. Brand new song of the week

1066
00:50:58,520 --> 00:51:02,120
Speaker 4: at the tiny desk coming up right after this, it

1067
00:51:02,239 --> 00:51:05,640
Speaker 4: is time for my song of the week broken Jeffrey

1068
00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:08,680
Speaker 4: in the Morning, And a new poll was done, updated

1069
00:51:08,719 --> 00:51:13,520
Speaker 4: on the Pole that just found a record low fifty

1070
00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:17,839
Speaker 4: four percent of American adults say they drink alcohol now.

1071
00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:21,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I think I make up twenty five percent

1072
00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:22,200
Speaker 1: of that.

1073
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:24,920
Speaker 4: It's compared to just ten years ago when it was

1074
00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:27,680
Speaker 4: up to seventy six percent.

1075
00:51:28,080 --> 00:51:28,640
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1076
00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:30,120
Speaker 6: Is anybody seeing this?

1077
00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:31,120
Speaker 7: It is shocking.

1078
00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:32,880
Speaker 5: Literally, maybe it's me quitting.

1079
00:51:33,080 --> 00:51:38,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's generous of you, Jose, but that's not true.

1080
00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:43,319
Speaker 6: The main reason for it. I'm looking right across the room. Matter, Oh,

1081
00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:44,920
Speaker 6: our own.

1082
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:49,000
Speaker 4: Alexis Fuller, who represents generation scene.

1083
00:51:51,040 --> 00:51:52,560
Speaker 3: We don't make enough money to afore.

1084
00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:54,359
Speaker 6: Okay that's a cop out.

1085
00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:57,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean you figure away. Okay, I have been

1086
00:51:57,840 --> 00:51:59,520
Speaker 3: very poor and still very drunk.

1087
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:00,680
Speaker 6: You've all done it.

1088
00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:03,439
Speaker 4: But if you're between ages twenty one and twenty nine

1089
00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:06,279
Speaker 4: right now and you fall into her category, what are

1090
00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:06,680
Speaker 4: you doing?

1091
00:52:06,880 --> 00:52:09,280
Speaker 3: Yeah? Honestly, no, wonder you don't have any friends?

1092
00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:11,920
Speaker 1: Yeah? Apparently it's like, how do you bond with people

1093
00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:13,200
Speaker 1: if you don't drink with us?

1094
00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:14,120
Speaker 6: Thank you, bro?

1095
00:52:14,239 --> 00:52:14,759
Speaker 15: Right now?

1096
00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:18,480
Speaker 4: Gen Z only accounts for three point six percent of

1097
00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:21,200
Speaker 4: all alcohol purchases in the US.

1098
00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:22,120
Speaker 6: Do you guys think.

1099
00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:24,560
Speaker 5: Maybe they're smart and they've learned that it's.

1100
00:52:27,080 --> 00:52:27,960
Speaker 6: What are you saying?

1101
00:52:28,040 --> 00:52:31,720
Speaker 5: It's poison me? You are really.

1102
00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:34,399
Speaker 4: Letting down the millennials here if you help keep those

1103
00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:35,720
Speaker 4: drinking numbers.

1104
00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:36,600
Speaker 5: Up for years.

1105
00:52:36,760 --> 00:52:39,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, and the stuff do you do drink it's barely

1106
00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:40,440
Speaker 4: even considered booze.

1107
00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:40,839
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1108
00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:43,480
Speaker 2: I did have a hot, non spiked cider last night

1109
00:52:43,480 --> 00:52:43,960
Speaker 2: at a brewery.

1110
00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:46,200
Speaker 3: Just cider.

1111
00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:46,839
Speaker 9: Yeah, right.

1112
00:52:47,480 --> 00:52:51,640
Speaker 4: Gloss As for why this is happening, the experts say

1113
00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:56,400
Speaker 4: it's a combination of things, desire for healthier lifestyles.

1114
00:52:57,080 --> 00:52:59,360
Speaker 3: You would be mentally healthy too, I would just trying.

1115
00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:02,080
Speaker 4: To say that alcohol prices have gone up.

1116
00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:06,040
Speaker 6: And also gen Z says their therapist told.

1117
00:53:05,840 --> 00:53:09,719
Speaker 19: Them to slow it down, relax, focus on why oh

1118
00:53:09,960 --> 00:53:15,319
Speaker 19: you not abv Yeah, but with Saint Patrick's Day on

1119
00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:18,600
Speaker 19: the way, how is that supposed to work? How are

1120
00:53:18,640 --> 00:53:21,359
Speaker 19: we gonna Are we gonna stop celebrating one of the

1121
00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:25,120
Speaker 19: best drinking holidays of the entire year just because gen Z.

1122
00:53:25,239 --> 00:53:28,600
Speaker 7: Wants to be hydrated and mindful the entire day.

1123
00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:30,719
Speaker 1: I was at the grocery store and there wasn't even

1124
00:53:30,719 --> 00:53:35,160
Speaker 1: a dent made in the Guinness display, not one person

1125
00:53:35,239 --> 00:53:36,040
Speaker 1: had purchased a six.

1126
00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:38,640
Speaker 4: Look at the direction we're going in what's next, Cinco

1127
00:53:38,680 --> 00:53:42,840
Speaker 4: de Mayo turns into Cinco de Lacroix. Gen Z is

1128
00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:47,240
Speaker 4: killing off decades of good old fashioned binge drinking party culture.

1129
00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:50,040
Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm a bottle of jack and start to chuck.

1130
00:53:51,719 --> 00:53:54,280
Speaker 6: I can't allow this to happen on my watch.

1131
00:53:54,320 --> 00:53:56,960
Speaker 4: So before Saint Patti's Day, I had to write a

1132
00:53:57,000 --> 00:54:02,280
Speaker 4: song pitting gen Z against all the older generations of drinkers.

1133
00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:04,600
Speaker 6: That's why instead of.

1134
00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:07,840
Speaker 4: Doing the song anything you can do, I can do better,

1135
00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:09,200
Speaker 4: it's young Jefferies.

1136
00:54:09,320 --> 00:54:11,680
Speaker 6: Any beer you can drink, I can drink harder.

1137
00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:13,040
Speaker 9: Okay.

1138
00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:17,480
Speaker 3: It like a mantra that got me in trouble in college.

1139
00:54:16,719 --> 00:54:18,600
Speaker 6: For good reason. Here we go.

1140
00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:23,720
Speaker 4: I'm a point when I'm ready, okay points. Any beer

1141
00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:26,719
Speaker 4: you can drink, I can drink harder. I can drink.

1142
00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:28,359
Speaker 4: Guinness is out of a tune.

1143
00:54:28,440 --> 00:54:30,520
Speaker 6: Oh your cat, Yes I can't, No, you can't.

1144
00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:33,880
Speaker 4: Yes, I can watch me land this cad stand.

1145
00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:38,520
Speaker 15: Any beer you can drink, I prefer saucer, truly healthy

1146
00:54:38,560 --> 00:54:39,120
Speaker 15: your taste.

1147
00:54:39,160 --> 00:54:41,600
Speaker 6: Better to know they don't, yes, they do know they

1148
00:54:41,640 --> 00:54:46,680
Speaker 6: don't yeah, they do. They're just gross. I can chug

1149
00:54:46,719 --> 00:54:48,720
Speaker 6: a logger, hop be as a frogger.

1150
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:51,440
Speaker 7: I cuts up a busy tell I'm kind of busy.

1151
00:54:51,880 --> 00:54:55,560
Speaker 4: I servive, irish, sedout till you blackout.

1152
00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:59,000
Speaker 6: Yep, enjoy your gout. Hey, any bar you can hit,

1153
00:54:59,120 --> 00:55:00,000
Speaker 6: I can get drunk.

1154
00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:04,239
Speaker 7: Girl, I'll call my therapist after bar two. Yes, I will.

1155
00:55:04,280 --> 00:55:07,560
Speaker 6: Oh, please don't close your phone. What's your two?

1156
00:55:08,200 --> 00:55:14,960
Speaker 5: You don't come seal how I feel because my boundaries are.

1157
00:55:18,080 --> 00:55:18,360
Speaker 16: Ma'am.

1158
00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:20,280
Speaker 7: I need you to get down off the table.

1159
00:55:20,360 --> 00:55:23,640
Speaker 6: Please, thank you. Any drink you can drink? My drink

1160
00:55:23,760 --> 00:55:24,360
Speaker 6: is cleaner.

1161
00:55:24,640 --> 00:55:26,879
Speaker 7: My drink's a lighter, more natural brow.

1162
00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:31,960
Speaker 6: I pad shots a flame. Whiskey needs that cherry twisted tea.

1163
00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:35,560
Speaker 4: You look like a sissy while sipping your ciders.

1164
00:55:35,680 --> 00:55:37,680
Speaker 7: You just look sad with your telemore.

1165
00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:39,279
Speaker 6: Dude, No, I don't, Yes you do.

1166
00:55:39,480 --> 00:55:40,200
Speaker 7: I look dope.

1167
00:55:40,239 --> 00:55:40,880
Speaker 14: You're a fool.

1168
00:55:40,880 --> 00:55:42,520
Speaker 6: Whiskey goat? Okay, boomer?

1169
00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:43,840
Speaker 5: Do you?

1170
00:55:44,080 --> 00:55:46,680
Speaker 4: I'm a pub crawler, a constant fireballer.

1171
00:55:46,920 --> 00:55:49,279
Speaker 7: I'm a bottle popper of alcoholic water.

1172
00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:53,640
Speaker 6: I chug green beer's for breakfast. Is not a flex Yep,

1173
00:55:53,680 --> 00:55:56,680
Speaker 6: you just seem depressed. Hey, any mug you can chug.

1174
00:55:56,760 --> 00:55:59,880
Speaker 6: I can chug longer. I will come bocha you under the.

1175
00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:04,719
Speaker 4: Glooglog glos blood bloglogloglog blog.

1176
00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:05,240
Speaker 7: Blog blog.

1177
00:56:22,200 --> 00:56:22,480
Speaker 16: Herd.

1178
00:56:23,760 --> 00:56:28,080
Speaker 6: I just browned my pants. Any dance you can dance,

1179
00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:30,520
Speaker 6: I can dance cuter. I learned how to dance on

1180
00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:31,680
Speaker 6: my tiktalks for you.

1181
00:56:31,840 --> 00:56:36,120
Speaker 4: The Running Man, Gate, Cabbage PLoP in Loss City rock.

1182
00:56:36,040 --> 00:56:39,400
Speaker 6: As, I fly well. Any x you can text? I

1183
00:56:39,520 --> 00:56:42,840
Speaker 6: can text later, text my exes and send them my nute.

1184
00:56:42,880 --> 00:56:43,320
Speaker 7: Don't do that.

1185
00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:44,080
Speaker 3: I'm back.

1186
00:56:44,239 --> 00:56:44,839
Speaker 14: No, you can't.

1187
00:56:44,920 --> 00:56:46,360
Speaker 5: Look that's not nerves.

1188
00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:47,719
Speaker 7: Oh my god, that's my dad.

1189
00:56:47,880 --> 00:56:49,920
Speaker 6: I told you I could crash a scooter.

1190
00:56:50,160 --> 00:56:51,200
Speaker 7: Who can sign an Uber?

1191
00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:52,600
Speaker 6: Make up with my sister?

1192
00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:54,080
Speaker 7: Extreme naked twisture.

1193
00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:58,239
Speaker 6: I can pee on anything. Stop it, rag looks you

1194
00:56:58,360 --> 00:57:01,239
Speaker 6: got my legs, oots and words. You can slur I

1195
00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:02,239
Speaker 6: slur wor sir.

1196
00:57:02,560 --> 00:57:04,719
Speaker 7: You can slur worser than pirates could do.

1197
00:57:05,480 --> 00:57:12,440
Speaker 14: No cat, you wanna bad god band?

1198
00:57:13,280 --> 00:57:13,440
Speaker 17: Why?

1199
00:57:15,239 --> 00:57:16,280
Speaker 7: I love you?

1200
00:57:16,720 --> 00:57:16,919
Speaker 1: Man?

1201
00:57:17,320 --> 00:57:18,720
Speaker 6: Your mood?

1202
00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:21,040
Speaker 5: Where's the cash?

1203
00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:27,440
Speaker 19: Dank cat? John Bard's Saint p.

1204
00:57:38,600 --> 00:57:38,680
Speaker 1: Bro.

1205
00:57:38,920 --> 00:57:41,200
Speaker 9: That felt like the newest right at Disney and Mickey

1206
00:57:41,280 --> 00:57:42,360
Speaker 9: Mouse was like the whole.

1207
00:57:44,280 --> 00:57:45,320
Speaker 5: Was like a drunken.

1208
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:49,000
Speaker 3: Adventure like me, to Jump's head. You know how I

1209
00:57:49,120 --> 00:57:49,920
Speaker 3: sound you when I talk?

1210
00:57:50,160 --> 00:57:51,160
Speaker 14: Yes, there you go.

1211
00:57:51,680 --> 00:57:55,760
Speaker 4: That's your Saint Patrick's Day song the week you can

1212
00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:56,800
Speaker 4: text in seventy five nine.

1213
00:57:56,840 --> 00:57:58,240
Speaker 6: Do tell us what you thought about it. We'll post

1214
00:57:58,280 --> 00:57:59,720
Speaker 6: a video with all the lyrics up on all of

1215
00:57:59,760 --> 00:58:01,360
Speaker 6: our at Brook and Jeffrey.

1216
00:58:01,480 --> 00:58:02,800
Speaker 3: Hey, make you a drinking game?

1217
00:58:02,920 --> 00:58:03,080
Speaker 15: You know?

1218
00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:05,040
Speaker 6: Good luck?

1219
00:58:05,480 --> 00:58:08,280
Speaker 12: That's your song that we Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1220
00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:17,400
Speaker 6: It's official.

1221
00:58:17,720 --> 00:58:22,800
Speaker 4: We've reached the final day closing ceremonies for Newbie Week.

1222
00:58:23,040 --> 00:58:26,640
Speaker 4: Oh wow, I can't believe it's already coming to an end.

1223
00:58:26,720 --> 00:58:29,680
Speaker 4: And to all of our international listeners joining us around

1224
00:58:29,760 --> 00:58:34,320
Speaker 4: the world, welcome bien venidos a la samana de bil

1225
00:58:34,360 --> 00:58:39,000
Speaker 4: comensore noiling volcanisha shukan a yokosol.

1226
00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:41,520
Speaker 3: I'm sure you insulted somebody with.

1227
00:58:42,680 --> 00:58:44,200
Speaker 6: Pretty translations, were right?

1228
00:58:44,560 --> 00:58:47,560
Speaker 4: Mark Anything that you'd like to say to any future

1229
00:58:47,640 --> 00:58:51,280
Speaker 4: newbies who dream of one day calling in and losing

1230
00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:53,760
Speaker 4: to you in person, I mean, if you.

1231
00:58:53,880 --> 00:58:57,320
Speaker 3: Can get through, you can do it the losing part, yes, oh.

1232
00:58:57,320 --> 00:59:00,000
Speaker 6: Yeah, never give up on your ability to lose.

1233
00:59:00,280 --> 00:59:00,480
Speaker 11: Yeah.

1234
00:59:00,760 --> 00:59:04,000
Speaker 4: And the final newbie joining us this week is Stephanie,

1235
00:59:04,240 --> 00:59:07,240
Speaker 4: who believes that there is no way on God's green

1236
00:59:07,360 --> 00:59:11,560
Speaker 4: earth she could possibly beat brother. That's the way to

1237
00:59:11,680 --> 00:59:14,160
Speaker 4: end this on a high note, Stephanie, welcome to the show.

1238
00:59:15,400 --> 00:59:16,840
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you for welcoming.

1239
00:59:16,880 --> 00:59:20,160
Speaker 3: And she's just going with it already.

1240
00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:21,600
Speaker 6: Why do you feel like you can't beat her?

1241
00:59:22,200 --> 00:59:24,439
Speaker 15: I try all the time, and you're just a queen.

1242
00:59:24,600 --> 00:59:25,280
Speaker 14: I cannot beat you.

1243
00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:30,680
Speaker 3: But wow, there's plenty crown to go around, so good luck.

1244
00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:31,640
Speaker 5: So no queen ever.

1245
00:59:31,840 --> 00:59:36,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was beautiful. It was It's beautiful. We know

1246
00:59:36,160 --> 00:59:37,680
Speaker 6: you don't buy it, So let's have you leave the

1247
00:59:37,720 --> 00:59:38,880
Speaker 6: studio so we can get to the game.

1248
00:59:38,960 --> 00:59:41,680
Speaker 4: You got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible, Stephanie.

1249
00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:43,080
Speaker 4: If you don't know when, you can say past. But

1250
00:59:43,160 --> 00:59:44,800
Speaker 4: you have to beat her outright if you want to win,

1251
00:59:45,240 --> 00:59:47,200
Speaker 4: and I know you can do it. Are you ready?

1252
00:59:47,720 --> 00:59:48,160
Speaker 14: I'm ready?

1253
00:59:48,280 --> 00:59:51,520
Speaker 4: Good luck? Your time starts now. Today is Donald duck day?

1254
00:59:51,640 --> 00:59:53,800
Speaker 4: What's the name of his fine feathered girlfriend?

1255
00:59:54,600 --> 00:59:54,880
Speaker 14: Baby?

1256
00:59:55,080 --> 00:59:57,360
Speaker 4: Name the European country that has a red flag with

1257
00:59:57,400 --> 01:00:01,880
Speaker 4: a white cross on it a path in thought? In mythology,

1258
01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:06,200
Speaker 4: a minotaur is half man, half what what ear condition

1259
01:00:06,360 --> 01:00:09,680
Speaker 4: is famously associated with wrestlers and mma fighters.

1260
01:00:10,120 --> 01:00:11,960
Speaker 14: I don't know, but I call it caul flower ear.

1261
01:00:12,040 --> 01:00:15,840
Speaker 4: In Indonesian cuisine. What's the main ingredient in a satie sauce?

1262
01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:19,800
Speaker 4: No path, Buenos Arius is the capital of what South

1263
01:00:19,840 --> 01:00:20,640
Speaker 4: American country?

1264
01:00:21,280 --> 01:00:25,520
Speaker 6: Oh, stephany you did?

1265
01:00:25,720 --> 01:00:27,200
Speaker 5: I mean your pacing was great?

1266
01:00:27,720 --> 01:00:28,320
Speaker 14: Could I get one?

1267
01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:28,920
Speaker 10: Did I get one?

1268
01:00:29,080 --> 01:00:29,400
Speaker 15: I can't.

1269
01:00:29,800 --> 01:00:33,280
Speaker 4: We'll find out the score and a man at first,

1270
01:00:33,360 --> 01:00:36,400
Speaker 4: Let's bring Brook back into the studio with us and Stephanie.

1271
01:00:36,400 --> 01:00:39,640
Speaker 4: According to my screener here, you apparently work from home

1272
01:00:39,880 --> 01:00:43,680
Speaker 4: at a Department of Licensing job and are also open

1273
01:00:43,720 --> 01:00:47,360
Speaker 4: to receiving bribes from Brook to make her traffic tickets disappear.

1274
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:52,080
Speaker 10: I mean I was that powerful?

1275
01:00:52,360 --> 01:00:53,880
Speaker 6: Perhaps, Okay, I'm.

1276
01:00:53,720 --> 01:00:56,840
Speaker 4: Not saying no, I hear that way way like that

1277
01:00:56,960 --> 01:00:58,880
Speaker 4: and for fun, it says Stephanie, you like to paddle

1278
01:00:58,920 --> 01:01:02,440
Speaker 4: board and small I'm assuming at the same time, I've

1279
01:01:02,480 --> 01:01:03,440
Speaker 4: never seen that before.

1280
01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:03,800
Speaker 3: Wait.

1281
01:01:03,960 --> 01:01:05,600
Speaker 14: Absolutely a true Washingtonian.

1282
01:01:08,280 --> 01:01:10,680
Speaker 3: You can't be patient enough to work in a DMV

1283
01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:10,960
Speaker 3: and not.

1284
01:01:11,520 --> 01:01:15,919
Speaker 6: Now I know why She's like, there's no it makes sense.

1285
01:01:16,280 --> 01:01:17,800
Speaker 6: Now it's Brooks Turnbrook. Are you ready?

1286
01:01:18,040 --> 01:01:18,400
Speaker 3: I'm ready.

1287
01:01:18,480 --> 01:01:21,800
Speaker 4: Your time starts now. Today is Donald Duck Day. What's

1288
01:01:21,840 --> 01:01:25,760
Speaker 4: the name of his fine feathered girlfriend, Daisy named the

1289
01:01:25,840 --> 01:01:28,240
Speaker 4: European country that has a red flag with a white

1290
01:01:28,320 --> 01:01:32,600
Speaker 4: cross on it Switzerland. In mythology, a minotaur is.

1291
01:01:32,680 --> 01:01:35,760
Speaker 3: Half man half What is half man half goat?

1292
01:01:36,160 --> 01:01:40,680
Speaker 4: What ear condition is famously associated with wrestlers and Mma fighters?

1293
01:01:40,800 --> 01:01:40,960
Speaker 1: Oh?

1294
01:01:41,080 --> 01:01:42,520
Speaker 3: What is that called squishy ear?

1295
01:01:43,320 --> 01:01:47,560
Speaker 4: In Indonesian cuisine? What's the main ingredient in a sete sauce?

1296
01:01:48,320 --> 01:01:48,760
Speaker 3: Peanuts?

1297
01:01:49,240 --> 01:01:56,680
Speaker 6: Buenos? When we go to the scoreboard to see how

1298
01:01:56,680 --> 01:01:57,120
Speaker 6: you bol.

1299
01:01:57,000 --> 01:02:02,840
Speaker 7: Did with Jose getting drunk in the morning, who are you, Senafie?

1300
01:02:03,160 --> 01:02:04,080
Speaker 5: I said that on purpose?

1301
01:02:04,160 --> 01:02:08,840
Speaker 7: You got to correct today, Okayanie, Good job, Stephanie.

1302
01:02:08,920 --> 01:02:17,320
Speaker 6: And brock Free probably closer than you expected, right, Stephanie.

1303
01:02:19,240 --> 01:02:20,840
Speaker 3: And you know percentages?

1304
01:02:21,440 --> 01:02:26,520
Speaker 4: Wow, that's pretty good. Anyway, let's go over the answers.

1305
01:02:26,560 --> 01:02:30,200
Speaker 4: It's Donald Duck day. His fine feathered girlfriend is named Daisy.

1306
01:02:31,120 --> 01:02:33,400
Speaker 4: The European country with a red flag that has a

1307
01:02:33,440 --> 01:02:36,760
Speaker 4: white crossover it would be Switzerland. A minotaur is half

1308
01:02:36,880 --> 01:02:43,360
Speaker 4: man half bowl. Yes, the ear condition famously associated with

1309
01:02:43,400 --> 01:02:46,240
Speaker 4: wrestlers and Mma fighters is called calliflower ear.

1310
01:02:46,360 --> 01:02:47,720
Speaker 6: You got that right, Stephanie.

1311
01:02:50,040 --> 01:02:53,680
Speaker 4: Caused by repeated trauma leading to cartilage swelling, and hard

1312
01:02:53,800 --> 01:02:57,040
Speaker 4: names ouci. In Indonesian cuisine, the main ingredient in a

1313
01:02:57,160 --> 01:03:00,400
Speaker 4: sata sauce would be peanuts. It's literally a peanuts sauce.

1314
01:03:00,720 --> 01:03:04,480
Speaker 4: And Buenos Airis is the capital of what South American

1315
01:03:04,560 --> 01:03:08,800
Speaker 4: country Brook argentinaa is right, So it.

1316
01:03:08,920 --> 01:03:10,880
Speaker 6: Was not enough to win, Stephanie.

1317
01:03:10,960 --> 01:03:13,440
Speaker 4: But just for playing, we are giving you a twenty

1318
01:03:13,520 --> 01:03:16,480
Speaker 4: five dollars Disney gift card, valid at any Disney resort,

1319
01:03:16,560 --> 01:03:18,800
Speaker 4: theme park, or online in the Disney Store.

1320
01:03:19,760 --> 01:03:20,680
Speaker 18: Sweet thank you.

1321
01:03:21,240 --> 01:03:22,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, good job.

1322
01:03:23,120 --> 01:03:24,960
Speaker 3: Well, I mean you have to call back and see

1323
01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:26,080
Speaker 3: if you can do better, huh.

1324
01:03:26,640 --> 01:03:28,120
Speaker 4: I mean, it's a lot of effort to call in,

1325
01:03:28,320 --> 01:03:31,360
Speaker 4: but it was a lot of fun because she's balancing

1326
01:03:31,400 --> 01:03:34,160
Speaker 4: on her paddle board while she's doing this, So don't

1327
01:03:34,520 --> 01:03:35,080
Speaker 4: don't fall in.

1328
01:03:35,440 --> 01:03:38,840
Speaker 6: Sorry, Stephanie, you're a good time. Definitely call that soon.

1329
01:03:39,160 --> 01:03:41,640
Speaker 6: But that brings Newbie Week to a close.

1330
01:03:43,360 --> 01:03:44,520
Speaker 3: Only week next week.

1331
01:03:44,960 --> 01:03:47,320
Speaker 6: We'll see what happens. We'll be back to play Windbrooks

1332
01:03:47,360 --> 01:03:48,840
Speaker 6: Bucks same time on Monday.