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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret could have used the person that's

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Speaker 1: on the phone to tell us a dirty Little Secrets

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Speaker 1: help a few days ago with something very big? Why

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Speaker 1: is that that? I was working on? What's that? Because remember,

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Speaker 1: if you want to tell us a dirty little secret,

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Speaker 1: I have to do is text in four one oh

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Speaker 1: six one and we'll let you say whatever it is.

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Speaker 1: On the show, you can tell us anything, literally anything,

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Speaker 1: because nobody knows who you are. We give everybody a fake,

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Speaker 1: anonymous nickname. And on the phone right now is doctor

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Speaker 1: pimple Popper. Oh you know that lady. Yeah, she's amazing.

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Speaker 1: I could have used their help. The other day. I

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Speaker 1: had a one I just could not get. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: on my lip there like a volcano. Couldn't get it.

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Speaker 1: But anyway, doctor pimple Popper, Hello, how are you? Hi?

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Speaker 1: How are you? I'm doing well good. Have you ever

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Speaker 1: seen the actual Doctor pimple Popper? Yes? I have, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it really is. You know what I don't get about

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Speaker 1: some of the pimples they pulp is like how they

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Speaker 1: can leave a pimple for so long. Sometimes it's like

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Speaker 1: ice cream coming out. It's like a river. I don't

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Speaker 1: know how we got off on this disgusting Oh it's

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Speaker 1: as I gave you the name doctor pemble Popper. Note

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Speaker 1: to self, don't do that again. That's why I said,

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Speaker 1: you're done. So you have a dirty little secret to

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Speaker 1: tell us. Yeah, yeah, it's it's kind of really embarrassing. Um.

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Speaker 1: I okay, I never stole anything in my life, you know,

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Speaker 1: because I think that's just like wrong. Stept one time. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so you have stolen in your life, just one time.

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Speaker 1: And it was like a tiny little thing, but oh

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Speaker 1: my gosh, I mean it was a long time ago,

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Speaker 1: and I don't think there were like cameras and stuff

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Speaker 1: around because now I'm thirty six. And I was like

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Speaker 1: and we were traveling and we stopped in like a

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Speaker 1: rest area and I wanted to go in to go

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Speaker 1: to the bathroom, and I saw this little like lizard.

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Speaker 1: It was so cute. It was like like those little

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Speaker 1: get gos and and so I kind of had it

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Speaker 1: took it with me kind of Okay, I stole a lizard,

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Speaker 1: I yeah, yeah, yeah. And what did you do with

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Speaker 1: the lizard? Yeah? Well that was the beginning probably, that

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Speaker 1: wasn't you know? That was that was the beginning. That

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Speaker 1: was at the start of your life a crime for animals? Well,

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Speaker 1: it's then, and you know then the lying, you know,

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Speaker 1: like my brother always wanted to like tell all the time,

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Speaker 1: and I had to like promise him five dollars that

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Speaker 1: I had saved up till we got home to give

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Speaker 1: it to long. What did you do to the lizard

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Speaker 1: would be if you did something bad, a lizard of crime.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if what you did, but I haven't

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Speaker 1: led yourself and any real lizards. I've done anything any

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Speaker 1: real lizards. I mean, actually, should I get rid of

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Speaker 1: the thing that I found it? Recently? It was like,

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Speaker 1: what is it? Hold on, hold on, hold on a second.

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Speaker 1: You didn't still a real lizard? No, oh my god.

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Speaker 1: This whole time I thought you were talking. You stole

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Speaker 1: a real lizard? What the Oh my gosh, that would

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Speaker 1: have been a life. No, No, it was a It

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Speaker 1: was a you know, plastic one, but in a store.

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Speaker 1: I mean, okay, okay, this is very innocent. Just so

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Speaker 1: you know, I got in trouble for shoplifting ones. You did. Well,

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Speaker 1: I didn't have anything in my hands. My friend that

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Speaker 1: I was with stole something for me. Oh yeah, this

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Speaker 1: story is funny. Yeah, do you have to tell that

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Speaker 1: right now. Yeah, that's my dirty little secret. Okay, that's

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Speaker 1: an actual my dirty little it's an actual dirty dirty

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Speaker 1: I think you've told it on the store, on the

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Speaker 1: show before, probably, but do we have to get into

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Speaker 1: it now? Okay. The security person came out and I

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Speaker 1: didn't know they were coming, and they went to handcuff

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Speaker 1: me and I didn't even steal anything. There wasn't even

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Speaker 1: anything on me. And I got scared and I farted

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Speaker 1: on an accident, like I didn't know that they were

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Speaker 1: coming up. Like I got so scared of that, like

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Speaker 1: because like it's scared me, Like somebody came up and

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Speaker 1: grabbed me. I'm like, what the and then like scared

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Speaker 1: the part out of me. That's the only time I've

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Speaker 1: ever oh my god, that's the only time I can

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Speaker 1: ever think of like being so scared that a fart

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Speaker 1: so embarrassed, so embarrassed because yeah, like they came up.

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Speaker 1: My friend definitely stole like a bunch of stuff and

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Speaker 1: then they're coming and it scared me, and then they

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Speaker 1: heard it and then it stunk, and then they're like,

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Speaker 1: let's go walk over here. Well, thank you for telling

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Speaker 1: us your dirty little secret. I think you know you

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Speaker 1: can forgive yourself. Also got us. We were able to

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Speaker 1: hear Alex's story about having a fart scared out of

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Speaker 1: her again and I always love that. Yeah, a little

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Speaker 1: bit better. What's your dirty little secret? Text? Hbles A

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