WEBVTT - Can Your Husband Put My Shelf Up?

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone, Elvis Durand.

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<v Speaker 2>The Elvis Durand.

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<v Speaker 3>Phone tapped Danielle.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, so Rich reached out, said his wife Vanessa

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<v Speaker 1>had some jealousy issues with another mom at their kids' school,

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<v Speaker 1>So he said, why don't we phone tapper call it

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<v Speaker 1>the hot single mom who needs to borrow her hubby

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<v Speaker 1>for a little bit of huffswer.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, this isn't good.

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<v Speaker 1>I may speak to Rich please?

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<v Speaker 4>Who's calling? This?

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<v Speaker 1>Is her?

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<v Speaker 3>A few?

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<v Speaker 4>Sure? Are you three?

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<v Speaker 3>Nine?

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<v Speaker 4>Mom?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes?

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<v Speaker 4>Me?

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<v Speaker 1>Nighte Mom? What do you mean I actually need to

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<v Speaker 1>talk to Rich? Is he around?

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<v Speaker 4>What? What is it regarding? Do you need? What do

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<v Speaker 4>you need?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I actually have a shelf that I need put

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<v Speaker 1>up at my house, and I was thinking that maybe

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<v Speaker 1>it's possible if he could swing by here at some

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<v Speaker 1>point and maybe help me out with that.

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<v Speaker 4>You're calling my husband for that?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well I don't. Unfortunately, you know, I'm I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>single mom and he's always so nice to me at school.

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<v Speaker 1>Whenever I picked my ecmy.

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<v Speaker 4>Up and he gave you this phone number, No.

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<v Speaker 1>I got it off the school list. They give out

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<v Speaker 1>a list with all the parents' phone numbers.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't have anybody else that you can call you just.

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<v Speaker 1>My husband unfortunately not. I'm a single mom, so I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Really aware that you're a single mom. I'm very aware

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<v Speaker 2>of that. In fact, you know what every single mother

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<v Speaker 2>at that school, and I am absolutely feel comfortable speaking

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<v Speaker 2>for all of them. You have overstepped the line.

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<v Speaker 1>Now excuse me with what do you do anything you

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<v Speaker 1>come up to that You come up to our school

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<v Speaker 1>every day and you flirt with every husband there, or

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<v Speaker 1>wait a second, wait a second, I'm not calling to

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<v Speaker 1>say what your husband. I don't know what the hell.

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<v Speaker 4>My husband is not on this earth to do your

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<v Speaker 4>work for you, and I'm sure that he's just gonna

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<v Speaker 4>put up a shell for you and you're gonna prance

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<v Speaker 4>around in your little bunny Foo foo outfits that you

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<v Speaker 4>wear the school.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's it. What the Just because you probably don't

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<v Speaker 1>dress sexy for your husband, don't take it out on

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<v Speaker 1>me and be jealous of.

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<v Speaker 4>Up.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, just because I'm warm and I'm nice to people

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<v Speaker 1>and people like to talk to me, and you're just

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<v Speaker 1>a bitch, real.

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<v Speaker 4>Warm and real nice with your paying out of your shirt,

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<v Speaker 4>picking up your son.

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<v Speaker 1>Have I ever slept with any of the husbands.

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<v Speaker 4>Let him to go get your own husband.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, except for that one.

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<v Speaker 1>That one time.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, she's gonna show.

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<v Speaker 1>Me, so you know, obviously she's gonna call you right

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<v Speaker 1>away and tell you I called. So wait for the

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<v Speaker 1>call and call me right now. Hold on a second.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, Hey, sorry, mister call.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you know who just called the house? We made mom?

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<v Speaker 4>The skank called the house and wanted you to come

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<v Speaker 4>fix her shelf? And are you kidding? You're gonna go hick?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, if she doesn't have anybody, someone should help her.

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<v Speaker 4>You know what, Then you fix her shelf? Fine, you go?

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<v Speaker 3>Whoa? Yes, I mean I'll just go over there and

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<v Speaker 3>the way home from work.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, you are kidding me.

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<v Speaker 3>What's the big deal. Don't you trust me?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't, Yes, I trust you know. I don't trust

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<v Speaker 4>her because she wants to jump. I can't believe you

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<v Speaker 4>don't see the issue here? A single woman that's hot

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<v Speaker 4>wants you to come over and fix her shelf.

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<v Speaker 3>What doesn't matter if you's hot? Because I love you, babe.

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<v Speaker 4>She got the class list and she looked. She found you.

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<v Speaker 4>She was calling you, and then in tells me on

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<v Speaker 4>top we.

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<v Speaker 3>See each other a couple of the ends a week.

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<v Speaker 3>It's you know, it's no big deal. We just we're

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<v Speaker 3>friends with each other.

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<v Speaker 4>What are you? The mayor of town? All the mothers,

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<v Speaker 4>what are you doing?

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<v Speaker 3>Hello?

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<v Speaker 1>Hello?

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<v Speaker 4>Hi, what's the Are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 1>This is actually Danielle Monaro from Elvis Durant in the

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<v Speaker 1>morning show.

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<v Speaker 4>You just got phone tapped. Oh my god, you are

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<v Speaker 4>kidding me.

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<v Speaker 1>Fritz said that you had a little issue with some

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<v Speaker 1>of the mothers at the school.

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<v Speaker 4>So while with angry right now, come on, it's about

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<v Speaker 4>the prance right over this girl's house and rip her

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<v Speaker 4>hair out.

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<v Speaker 2>The Elvis Durant phone tap