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Speaker 1: as you know, the fascinating penis themed trial of Professor
Speaker 1: Donald Bartholomew. Trump continued today. What you might not know
Speaker 1: is that it is not the only salacious, high level
Speaker 1: government official trial going on today, because right across the
Speaker 1: street in New York's famed public corruption district, New Jersey
Speaker 1: Democratic Senator Robert Menendez. My god, Menendez turned heel. They're
Speaker 1: not booing, They're well, they were booing. Yes, that's it.
Speaker 1: He faced his first day of reckoning.
Speaker 3: Federal prosecutors alleged the former chair of the powerful Senate
Speaker 3: Foreign Relations Committee, conspired with his wife, Nadine, to accept
Speaker 3: bribes from a trio of wealthy businessmen in exchange forolitical
Speaker 3: favors to help the governments of Cutter and Egypt.
Speaker 4: The powerful senator allegedly pressured the Department of Agriculture to
Speaker 4: help an associate maintain a monopoly on the importation of
Speaker 4: halal meat to the United States.
Speaker 5: I don't mean to get sentimental here, but in what
Speaker 5: other country in the world can a Cuban American senator
Speaker 5: we're canned in hand with an Egyptian born businessman to
Speaker 5: corner the halal meat market.
Speaker 1: Living in America. But yes, Senator Menendez is accused of
Speaker 1: using his access and influence as a senator to illegally
Speaker 1: help a variety of shady governments and clients. But what
Speaker 1: evidence do we really have?
Speaker 4: Federal agents the Menendez home in June twenty twenty two,
Speaker 4: finding over four hundred and eighty thousand dollars in cash.
Speaker 1: Two bags filled with one hundred thousand dollars each.
Speaker 6: One hundred thousand dollars worth of gold bars Hayman's toward
Speaker 6: a mortgage.
Speaker 4: The Mercedes Benz convertible.
Speaker 1: Furniture, exercise equipment, even in air purifier. Four boots stuffed.
Speaker 6: With cash, cash even found in the senator's embroidered congressional jacket.
Speaker 1: Sacrilege. Cash in the lining of a congressional jacket, which
Speaker 1: oddly enough is reversible. But the money is in his house,
Speaker 1: and his jacket, in his boots, he's lining in his pockets,
Speaker 1: but none of it ties the money to Menendez or Egypt.
Speaker 6: The indictment says, upon returning from one trip to Egypt,
Speaker 6: Menendez performed a web search for how much is one
Speaker 6: kilo of gold worth? Damn you metric system.
Speaker 1: I would have gotten away with the two and who
Speaker 1: went for your meddling kids in your base ten system
Speaker 1: of measurements and weights. There could be a lot of reasonable,
Speaker 1: benign explanations for why a senator's house would be stuffed
Speaker 1: with cash and gold bars, home heating insulation perhaps, or
Speaker 1: something stupider.
Speaker 7: According to The New York Times, his lawyers now offering
Speaker 7: a new explanation as to why he had thousands of
Speaker 7: dollars in gold in cash in his home. They say
Speaker 7: that the habit is rooted in traumatic family history.
Speaker 1: These are simply my emotional support gold balls whenever I
Speaker 1: am Whenever I am not with them, I get anxious.
Speaker 1: People respond to trauma in different ways. Now, when it
Speaker 1: comes to any trial, the first step, of course, and
Speaker 1: we've seen this play out endless times finding an impartial jury.
Speaker 8: Defense attorneys have proposed asking perspective jurors if they have
Speaker 8: opinions about people from New Jersey and do they think
Speaker 8: that because they are from New Jersey that they're more
Speaker 8: likely to break the law?
Speaker 1: You motherfucks, you bury one union leader at your football
Speaker 1: stadium whilst running a human organ trafficking ring through some
Speaker 1: secauca's rabbis, and suddenly a whole state is a suspect.
Speaker 1: You believe this tone? Huh tone? You believe this anti
Speaker 1: New Jersey discrimination, That's what it is. So obviously this
Speaker 1: is shaping up to be one of the more cartoonishly
Speaker 1: blatant corruption cases in some time. Jersey guy with gold
Speaker 1: bars stuffed in his jacket and a nice freezer of
Speaker 1: some halal meats, anything else that might speak to the
Speaker 1: general character of this.
Speaker 3: United States Senator Menendez has denied any wrongdoing. According to
Speaker 3: court filings, his lawyers indicate he may try to blame
Speaker 3: his wife.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's those three magic words that every woman is
Speaker 1: dying to hear. It was her, she did it. You know.
Speaker 1: I feel a lot worse for her if she wasn't
Speaker 1: also demonstrably a terrible person. But perhaps read up on it.
Speaker 1: Perhaps I can't explain everything right now. I'll just say
Speaker 1: this an awful but perhaps the dumbest thing about this
Speaker 1: entire not quite believable Real Housewives episode is how unnecessary
Speaker 1: it all is. You, sir, are an elected official in
Speaker 1: America's most respected legislative body. It's like a license to
Speaker 1: print money. You don't need to break the law so
Speaker 1: cartoonishly when the legal corruption in the Senate is so lucrative,
Speaker 1: Which brings us to our new segment, Senator Robert Menendez,
Speaker 1: how dumb is you, as a New Jersey residence, as
Speaker 1: a constituent of yours? Senator Menetez, I have to ask,
Speaker 1: with all due respect, how dumb is you promising favors
Speaker 1: to foreign entities for a little chump change on the side.
Speaker 1: It's bush league when as a US Senator you can
Speaker 1: enrich yourself in so many different let's call them legal ways.
Speaker 1: For instance, the stock market, members of Congress's stock portfolios
Speaker 1: consistently beat the SMP five hundred.
Speaker 9: The average hedge fund was beating the market at seven percent.
Speaker 1: The study found that the average US senator was beating
Speaker 1: a stock market by twelve percent. The average US senator.
Speaker 1: And if you think it's because the average US senator
Speaker 1: is just so smart, this is the average US Senator
Speaker 1: Tommy Tummerville, an ex football coach who doesn't know the
Speaker 1: three branches of government. Oh but when it comes to
Speaker 1: the stock market, he sees the matrix. How do they
Speaker 1: do it well? The secret is a shrewd understanding of
Speaker 1: the intricate interconnectivity of global markets. I'm kidding they have
Speaker 1: inside information.
Speaker 9: California Congressman Democrat the named Alan Lowenthal, his wife sold
Speaker 9: cheers of Boeing March fifth of twenty twenty. The very
Speaker 9: next day, the committee on which he serves in the
Speaker 9: House released a damaging report on the Boeing seven thirty seven.
Speaker 6: Max, Oh my.
Speaker 1: God, what timing you see that? See? The rest of
Speaker 1: us only find out about Boeing's problems as we're being
Speaker 1: sucked out of the fuselage meg flight to fly out
Speaker 1: over the way you're flying in the air over the weeks, Sal, Sal,
Speaker 1: I don't think they're good. And it happens all the time.
Speaker 1: North Carolina Senator Richard Burr received a private briefing in
Speaker 1: twenty twenty about how bad the COVID pandemic was going
Speaker 1: to be for America, and he immediately sold off his stocks,
Speaker 1: saving himself a small fortune. Of course, he had a
Speaker 1: reasonable explanation.
Speaker 6: We wanted to ask you about those stock trades back
Speaker 6: in February of twenty twenty.
Speaker 1: You know, the SEC says that you had a material
Speaker 1: non public information.
Speaker 6: When you made those trades.
Speaker 1: I did look at what you put out. How is
Speaker 1: that not insider training. I'm so sorry, sir. I wanted
Speaker 1: to answer your question. If only there was a button
Speaker 1: that kept these elevator doors open, I don't. By the way,
Speaker 1: for those of you at home who don't have a
Speaker 1: gold plated elevator, you can avoid these types of questions
Speaker 1: yourself just by pretending to take the stairs. Oh I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I can't be told that I must go. I'll take
Speaker 1: the elevator back up. I would do that bit more,
Speaker 1: but my knees as soon as I did the first one,
Speaker 1: because I didn't do it in rehearsal. I did it
Speaker 1: just now, and I was like, that's not a good idea.
Speaker 1: That's one of those who are like, stop the taping
Speaker 1: and pull me back up. Now you might be wondering yourself,
Speaker 1: how does Congress get away with all this? Well, it
Speaker 1: may be because Congress is regulated by let me check
Speaker 1: my notes, Congress, and it's Congress that has refused to
Speaker 1: even hold a vote on the bills that have been
Speaker 1: proposed to ban members of Congress from trading stocks, because
Speaker 1: not letting members of Congress inside or trade would be
Speaker 1: an American listen to one of the biggest beneficiaries of
Speaker 1: this stock windfall.
Speaker 7: You should members of Congress and their spouses feed ban
Speaker 7: and trading individual stocks.
Speaker 5: While serving in Congress.
Speaker 1: Now, I don't know to the second mind, this is
Speaker 1: a free market in people, we are a free market
Speaker 1: economy that should be able to participate in that ah
Speaker 1: free market. Excuse me, misfigure. I don't mean to interrupt.
Speaker 1: I'm Martha Seward from the Why did I go to jail? Times? Figure?
Speaker 1: Why did I go to jail? But here's the thing.
Speaker 1: In a free market, everyone has access to the same information.
Speaker 1: So unless you're going to put all of us on
Speaker 1: the committees. I don't get it now. To be fair,
Speaker 1: Congress does have rules against corruption. Members of Congress are
Speaker 1: not allowed to receive what might be viewed as enticements
Speaker 1: or bribes from obvious no free concert tickets. They cannot
Speaker 1: accept food, baked good sandwiches, et cetera. It just would
Speaker 1: not be proper. But in Congress's infinite wisdom, they do
Speaker 1: allow organizations to set up what are called leadership packs,
Speaker 1: where a congress person can turn political donations from lobbyists
Speaker 1: into slush funds. A pharma lobbyist cannot buy a senator
Speaker 1: a panini and some niquill, but through the pack they
Speaker 1: can pay for five star hotels for Kirsten jillibrand luxury
Speaker 1: resorts for Ted Cruz, and even golf lessons for Rand Paul.
Speaker 1: It's all in Einrain's famous book at lis Puttage, it's corruption, really,
Speaker 1: that's molliterate crowd. I read that in Cottage, Eckson, this
Speaker 1: is corruption in plain sight. We won't accept gifts, but
Speaker 1: if I want to have a luxury experience and you
Speaker 1: would like to pay for it, and then join me
Speaker 1: on set experience where we can discuss issues important to
Speaker 1: you and your industry. Who's the wiser, right, Senator Mike
Speaker 1: Lee of Utah.
Speaker 5: Shortly after this slopes side lunch for twenty two friends,
Speaker 5: we decided to.
Speaker 1: Ask Senator Mike Lee and why he's doing this. Politicians
Speaker 1: raise funds, and this is what we do. I just
Speaker 1: want to keep like this. I enjoy skame and thank
Speaker 1: you very much. Yeah, thanks a lot. From now on,
Speaker 1: I am ending every uncomfortable conversation I ever have about
Speaker 1: anything with I enjoys game, good day. But but our
Speaker 1: luxury lobbying vacation is still too much work, Senator Menendez,
Speaker 1: because you could always write laws that directly benefit your
Speaker 1: side business, like the way Senator Chuck Grassley netted three
Speaker 1: hundred and seventy thousand dollars in farm subsidies, or the
Speaker 1: five point three million dollars the California Rep. Doug LaMalfa
Speaker 1: got for his gentleman farm. And by the way, for
Speaker 1: that much money, you better be growing actual fking gentlemen.
Speaker 1: It's all legal and not a gold bar in sight.
Speaker 1: Or you can leverage your stature and government to get
Speaker 1: lucrative lobbying positions for your wife and your three kids,
Speaker 1: like Missouri Senator Roy Blunt. I don't even understand why
Speaker 1: that would be a question. Everybody's family said, My father
Speaker 1: was a corporate lobbyist, like his father and his father
Speaker 1: before him. Yes, everybody's family does something. For instance, your
Speaker 1: daughter might receive unusually green lighted Chinese patents, or your
Speaker 1: son in law might receive billions and no questions asked
Speaker 1: Saudi Investment, or your son might get a lucrative seat
Speaker 1: on a corporate board. Let's hear Hunter explain that one away.
Speaker 1: If your last name was in Biden, do you think
Speaker 1: you would have been asked to be on the board
Speaker 1: of Barisma? I don't know, I don't know. Probably not.
Speaker 1: Holy shit, out of all the senators and representatives who
Speaker 1: dodged and prevent rricated and wouldn't answer any questions. You
Speaker 1: know you're in trouble when the most honest and transparent
Speaker 1: person in a story of government corruption is the ex crackhead.
Speaker 2: Yeah, now you might.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know if I like John
Speaker 1: Stewart anymore. Malliam. Now you might think someone should step
Speaker 1: in and stop Congress from being able to enrich themselves.
Speaker 1: Perhaps a Supreme Court. Well, it will come as no
Speaker 1: surprise that the same guys who think it's fine to
Speaker 1: accept a luxury winnebago from a wealthy businessman have made
Speaker 1: it much harder to police corruption. In a decision called
Speaker 1: McDonald versus the United States, they said that the appearance
Speaker 1: of corruption is not nearly enough for it to be
Speaker 1: considered against the law. It must be.
Speaker 3: This very narrow quid quo idea.
Speaker 10: You know, I'm going to give you kind of like
Speaker 10: a cartoonish sack of money in exchange for an actual vote.
Speaker 1: Whilst twirling my handlebar mustache at every turn. Our Congress
Speaker 1: and our courts have been given a choice, be less
Speaker 1: corrupt or redefine what constitutes corruption and get on with
Speaker 1: your bad selves. It's a game of reverse limbo. Having
Speaker 1: trouble getting under the bar of corruption we've set, well,
Speaker 1: how about now? Robert Menendez's gold bars in exchange for
Speaker 1: favorable legislation is obviously cartoonishly corrupt. But for anyone out
Speaker 1: there who thinks the status quo of government patronage and
Speaker 1: influence is of an entirely different species than Menendez, how
Speaker 1: dumb is you?
Speaker 2: When we come back, A lot of waves were joining
Speaker 2: the first day life right back to the Dallas Oh
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Speaker 1: She co wrote and coach. She co wrote, stars in
Speaker 1: the new film Babes, Who's Walking. A lot of guys
Speaker 1: are please? Are most of all?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 1: I love you.
Speaker 11: I just love you, John Stewart, I love you a
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Speaker 11: thank you, and it's so funny, and you're so good
Speaker 11: in it and I'm just I'm thrilled to death for you.
Speaker 11: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a are you excited for? It's coming out?
Speaker 1: When is it coming out?
Speaker 12: It's coming out in select cities May seventeenth, and expands
Speaker 12: and expands the twenty fourth.
Speaker 1: Then did you yourself personally select?
Speaker 12: No, just the demographics, you know, So.
Speaker 1: Alana Glazer didn't say I would like to go to
Speaker 1: Louisville with mamouver. It's the relationships. So it's it's yourself,
Speaker 1: it's Michelle Bouteaux, and it's Hassimna plays her husband, and
Speaker 1: he's the most wonderful husband. It's not believable.
Speaker 12: They are such a delicious couple. And also, like Michelle
Speaker 12: keeps saying, it's giving such queens. We look like we
Speaker 12: grew up in Queen's together.
Speaker 1: It really does. I have to tell you though, Like
Speaker 1: at the end, I'm not going to give any away,
Speaker 1: but like I did get at like tiary.
Speaker 12: Yeah, good like it?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, why would you do that?
Speaker 12: You feel your feeling?
Speaker 1: I was feeling my feelings. What about your feelings? Not
Speaker 1: only is this about the mom? You're the mom? You
Speaker 1: had your Mother's Day?
Speaker 12: I was actually we were doing a Q and A
Speaker 12: screening in Lincoln Square. I was with Julie Louis Dreyfuss.
Speaker 12: I was like, happy Mother's Day to me.
Speaker 1: Dog. So I got to yeah, yeah, thats Q and
Speaker 1: A for us.
Speaker 8: I was like, thank you girl.
Speaker 1: Okay, so she doesn't live there.
Speaker 12: At the Lincoln Square AMC.
Speaker 1: No, That's what I'm wondering.
Speaker 6: No, but I'm so glad you liked it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really And how did was it strange to
Speaker 1: sit in the theater and watch it go down?
Speaker 12: Didn't scadaddled? After the Q and A.
Speaker 1: You don't watch the people watch the movie?
Speaker 12: Well, you know, I've seen it a bunch of times.
Speaker 12: We did the test screenings too, and it was like
Speaker 12: in Burbank or whatever, they lured people at the mall
Speaker 12: to come see the movie and you know, give us feedback.
Speaker 12: And so I've just seen it so many times and
Speaker 12: I just watched it in la At like a little
Speaker 12: private screening, and we have tomorrow the premiere.
Speaker 1: So how did they do? How do they lure So
Speaker 1: I did that once? And what do they do to
Speaker 1: lure them? Because I think they should use gummies?
Speaker 12: Yeah, I think they use gummies. I think that's legal.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 12: I think I think people need work. They lure them
Speaker 12: with employment in an employment based insurance system.
Speaker 1: So people are just desperate and they like to have
Speaker 1: the opinions? Do they after something like that happens, they
Speaker 1: come does the company come to you and say, Phil,
Speaker 1: yes from kIPS Bay for sure, said do they really?
Speaker 12: Yeah, oh yeah, they definitely care about their the people's opinion,
Speaker 12: which I do too, and like also, you take some
Speaker 12: stuff with the grain of salt. Sometimes they're like it
Speaker 12: was really gross, and it's like, yeah, well, you know,
Speaker 12: you just don't usually see women talk like this or
Speaker 12: experience pregnancy through their own voice, So I could see
Speaker 12: why you think it's gross.
Speaker 1: That's the perspective of the relationship between you and Michelle. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so lovely and easy and just natural.
Speaker 12: And we've been friends for twenty years, oh for real,
Speaker 12: for truly twenty years. So you know she is likesurreal
Speaker 12: Oh big titty.
Speaker 1: Just oh we are dead, we are dead.
Speaker 12: Just Michelle loves top titty meat, our top titty meat,
Speaker 12: just spilling over just.
Speaker 3: Twenty years.
Speaker 1: She is effervescent. She is effervescent. She is she is effervescent.
Speaker 12: She is vibrant top titty meat. John Stewart, you know
Speaker 12: what I mean. But you know, to be honest, to
Speaker 12: be honest, like this is this is how women talk. Yes,
Speaker 12: And you know when we first sent this script out,
Speaker 12: I wrote this with the we My mom just called
Speaker 12: you backstage, the number one mench. You're like number two
Speaker 12: compared to Joshua or Minowitt who wrote this.
Speaker 1: You wrote this.
Speaker 12: Sorry, you got to meet him number one. Such a mench.
Speaker 12: And you know, when we were and Susie Fox, our producer,
Speaker 12: as we were writing this and collaborating it, we put
Speaker 12: a list together of the most surprising and absurd experiences
Speaker 12: we were having becoming parents, and we couldn't believe that
Speaker 12: these things hadn't been covered in film, you know, And
Speaker 12: we send the script out sort of to the industry
Speaker 12: or whatever to see if anybody wants to make it.
Speaker 12: And you know, some people got it, and then some
Speaker 12: people found it like really gross, really blue, and it's like, no,
Speaker 12: it's just real. This is how women talk to each
Speaker 12: other and this is what pregnancy is.
Speaker 1: You know, you get well, that is the thing about
Speaker 1: it as you watch it as someone who is non woman.
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's the term we're using.
Speaker 12: Now, whatever you say becomes the culture being.
Speaker 1: It was yes, you ate and left no crumbs. Oh
Speaker 1: my daughter, and she has me say it at times
Speaker 1: out of context.
Speaker 11: Nice.
Speaker 1: Nice. It's brutally embarrassing, but it really the repartee, the
Speaker 1: way that you guys talk, the friendship that around it
Speaker 1: comes so naturally to the characters that it's incredibly infectious.
Speaker 1: And you just also the fis you guys are like
Speaker 1: the just dirty dirty Laverne in Shirley, Like it is
Speaker 1: so Yeah. Like the physical comedy as well is also
Speaker 1: such a big part of this. Yeah.
Speaker 12: I mean I think like women are dying to just
Speaker 12: be themselves, you know, And it's like, weirdly we're in
Speaker 12: this time increasingly where our bodies are more and more
Speaker 12: policed and it's it's just funny what people are like.
Speaker 12: This is a raunch, calm, shocking, and I'm like, I'm
Speaker 12: a woman.
Speaker 3: You ever laughed with the woman?
Speaker 1: You know? Can I? It is? I gotta tell you
Speaker 1: like and then if you guys run as all? Can
Speaker 1: I can I give away at least one line? Can
Speaker 1: I say? On street you can do whatever you One
Speaker 1: of my favorite lines is the whole thing. She has
Speaker 1: this incredible sort of relationship with this gentleman. Uh, and
Speaker 1: it's it's really this lovely kind of walk through your evening.
Speaker 1: And it ends with they're both obviously feeling very amorous,
Speaker 1: and Alana turns to him and says, uh, let's ruin
Speaker 1: some towels. Yeah, I was just like scorre awesome.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 12: Shout out to Shout out to Stefan James who plays
Speaker 12: that actor, and the incredible cast, Oliver Platt, Sandra Bernhardt,
Speaker 12: John Carol Lynch, Hassen Manhaj the Lucas Brothers fan favorite.
Speaker 1: Lucas Brothers are They're really funny.
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Speaker 12: First movie ever? Can I tell what yes, girl, first
Speaker 12: movie ever?
Speaker 1: Are you serious? Slate crush?
Speaker 12: It goes back to her like spot you know every
Speaker 12: take and it was just like, thank you?
Speaker 1: Is there anything more fun? And talking about a movie
Speaker 1: that they haven't seen yet? There's very little I enjoy
Speaker 1: more than the secret information that you and I have
Speaker 1: that they dude, I imagine the Appenheimer people did that.
Speaker 1: They'd come around and they go, you know what he
Speaker 1: said to Einstein and the audience would be like, I
Speaker 1: don't know what the movie is?
Speaker 12: Should I give a summary?
Speaker 1: Do you want to give give a summary? Please?
Speaker 7: Okay? So?
Speaker 12: Yes, So this movie is about two best friends who
Speaker 12: are in very different points in their lives. Dawn, who's
Speaker 12: played by Michelle Buteaux, has two kids and a husband,
Speaker 12: and my character Eden is single and a free spirit
Speaker 12: and gets knocked up and decides to keep the baby,
Speaker 12: and their friendship is tested thereafter and hilarity and also
Speaker 12: Pathos Pathos mad Pathos, mad man mad Pathos.
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Speaker 10: Maybe or maybe the w NBA pushes the start of
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