1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:01,080 Speaker 1: Filibuster time. 2 00:00:01,120 --> 00:00:07,520 Speaker 2: It's our number four Hour four the podcast original recipe style, 3 00:00:08,119 --> 00:00:11,159 Speaker 2: and we do get the Malordpalooza, the final hour of 4 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:14,240 Speaker 2: that upcoming. But here in hour number four, can you 5 00:00:14,520 --> 00:00:20,240 Speaker 2: unscramble what Jim Harbaugh means by recently blaming everyone else 6 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:26,000 Speaker 2: other than Justin Herbert for the Chargers quarterbacks problems. Also 7 00:00:26,120 --> 00:00:30,200 Speaker 2: where you're at on Tyler Smith say Lineman saying that 8 00:00:30,240 --> 00:00:33,960 Speaker 2: the Cowboys expectation is the super Bowl. 9 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:36,680 Speaker 1: We'll talk about that and much. 10 00:00:36,520 --> 00:00:40,239 Speaker 2: More of the Mallard Palooza the final hour here it 11 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:41,400 Speaker 2: is give it up to. 12 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:42,920 Speaker 1: Our number four. 13 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:49,599 Speaker 2: Massage that quarterback. You gotta massage the quarterack. Welcome in 14 00:00:49,640 --> 00:00:53,320 Speaker 2: the beginning of another hour of the Ben Mahler Show. 15 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:59,279 Speaker 2: We are in the air everywhere close by as we 16 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:03,040 Speaker 2: attempt to strike it rich on a Malarpaloosa kind of 17 00:01:03,080 --> 00:01:06,760 Speaker 2: a night into the morning, coast to coast, sport of 18 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:11,399 Speaker 2: the border and beyond on the vast and ludicrously powerful 19 00:01:11,840 --> 00:01:17,920 Speaker 2: microphones of fsre ammundating live from the top as we 20 00:01:17,959 --> 00:01:21,440 Speaker 2: are under the Big Top. The final hour of the 21 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:25,360 Speaker 2: Malor Palooza has arrived from the Fox Sports Radio studios 22 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:29,280 Speaker 2: as approved by our friend the Ghost of Skeeter and 23 00:01:29,360 --> 00:01:31,880 Speaker 2: Montana and the ghost of Parker the. 24 00:01:31,880 --> 00:01:34,360 Speaker 1: Snow Dog legends that we lost in. 25 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:37,000 Speaker 2: Years gone by, And this portion of the Ben Maler 26 00:01:37,040 --> 00:01:39,760 Speaker 2: Show made possible in part by our friends at tire Rack. 27 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:42,640 Speaker 2: For over forty years, Tiraq has been helping customers find 28 00:01:42,680 --> 00:01:44,720 Speaker 2: the right tires for how, what and where they drive. 29 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:47,680 Speaker 2: Ship fast and free back by free road hazard protection 30 00:01:47,760 --> 00:01:51,800 Speaker 2: with convenient installation options like mobile tire installation. 31 00:01:52,920 --> 00:01:55,480 Speaker 1: It's tyraq dot com the way tire bind should be. 32 00:01:55,560 --> 00:01:59,040 Speaker 2: So the company has said, hey, dummy, you got to 33 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:01,480 Speaker 2: do those monologues for the YouTube channel. I said, Okay, 34 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:03,080 Speaker 2: I'll do the monologs, but we'll get back to the 35 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:08,360 Speaker 2: Mallard Palooza twenty twenty five, The Greatest Night now Greatest 36 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:10,600 Speaker 2: Morning in overnight sports Radio. We'll get back to that 37 00:02:10,639 --> 00:02:12,799 Speaker 2: coming up in a couple of minutes. But our lead 38 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:15,800 Speaker 2: this hour is from La La Land while we were away. 39 00:02:15,919 --> 00:02:21,080 Speaker 2: Charger coach Jim Harbaugh. He's a Michigan man. Jim Harbaugh 40 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:23,600 Speaker 2: opened training camp recently by telling the. 41 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:28,640 Speaker 1: Media that his quarterback, that's my quarterback, Justin Herbert. His 42 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:32,160 Speaker 1: biggest weakness is what is it that he gets. 43 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:35,720 Speaker 2: Tight Toukis syndrome in big games is that he urineates 44 00:02:35,760 --> 00:02:39,360 Speaker 2: down his leg in the playoff. No, according to Harball, 45 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:46,560 Speaker 2: the biggest weakness that his quarterback has is the supporting cast. 46 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:50,440 Speaker 2: I'm not making this up, by the way, it sounds 47 00:02:50,440 --> 00:02:53,800 Speaker 2: like something so ludicrous that you're making No, I'm not. 48 00:02:55,080 --> 00:02:56,360 Speaker 1: I'm telling you. He said it. 49 00:02:56,960 --> 00:03:00,600 Speaker 2: Quote Justin's biggest weakness. This is Jim harball biggest weakness 50 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:04,760 Speaker 2: is those around him that he's counting on offense, US 51 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:11,080 Speaker 2: coaches and players on offense. Jim Harbaugh opined, We've got 52 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:14,920 Speaker 2: to get to Justin Herbert's level. Harball barking recently to 53 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:19,360 Speaker 2: reporters he had Chargers opened the second training camp of 54 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:24,600 Speaker 2: the Jim Harbaugh era with high expectations. Last year, they 55 00:03:24,639 --> 00:03:28,320 Speaker 2: went belly up against the Houston Texans, and so far 56 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:33,560 Speaker 2: the Chargers have played no exhibition games, but already wide 57 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:36,720 Speaker 2: receiver Mike Williams he's not hurt, but he was hurt. 58 00:03:36,880 --> 00:03:40,520 Speaker 1: He quit. He retired like right away said, I'd say 59 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:42,680 Speaker 1: no Moss. He threw in the sponge. He gave up 60 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:43,760 Speaker 1: on his career. 61 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:47,160 Speaker 2: Running back Najie Harris the big pickup to help the 62 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:50,920 Speaker 2: offense he was playing with fireworks. They weren't safe, insane, 63 00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:52,960 Speaker 2: and he's now injured. 64 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,160 Speaker 1: He he's got a. 65 00:03:54,120 --> 00:03:58,520 Speaker 2: Major eye injury. So let us discuss the question on 66 00:03:58,560 --> 00:04:03,560 Speaker 2: this mini Mallond monologue, the question can you unscramble? Can 67 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:07,480 Speaker 2: you unscramble what Jim Harbaugh means by blaming everyone in 68 00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:13,520 Speaker 2: their mother other than Justin Herbert for the charges quarterbacks issues. 69 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:15,480 Speaker 1: So I've got. 70 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:20,520 Speaker 2: Enchanted tiki room and AOL dial up, and we will 71 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:23,599 Speaker 2: combine all of these things together, and we are gonna 72 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:25,560 Speaker 2: make the Baba Ganoosh is what we're gonna make, all right. 73 00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:26,920 Speaker 1: So to kick off here. 74 00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:31,320 Speaker 2: When I saw this go by recently Jim Harbaugh's comments, 75 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:34,680 Speaker 2: I said, how nice of Jim Harbaugh, who's not only 76 00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:38,119 Speaker 2: a Michigan man and an NFL head coach, he's also 77 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:42,160 Speaker 2: moonlighting as Justin Herbert's publicist. How great is that? I mean, 78 00:04:42,320 --> 00:04:45,080 Speaker 2: Mike Dare, He's given the manny and the petty and 79 00:04:45,120 --> 00:04:48,200 Speaker 2: it's Oh, it's the coaching staff's fault. It's the injuries, 80 00:04:48,279 --> 00:04:52,320 Speaker 2: it's the scheme, it's the parking lot of tendant, it's 81 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:55,480 Speaker 2: the person that didn't restock the toilet paper in the 82 00:04:55,520 --> 00:05:01,440 Speaker 2: men's room. It's Andrea the astrology Insider because mercury is 83 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:05,760 Speaker 2: in retrograde and all that, all of it. And to that, 84 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:11,920 Speaker 2: I say, phoey until para wiz Justin Herbert. The vibes 85 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:15,120 Speaker 2: I'm getty from Justin Herbert is this guy is another 86 00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:20,640 Speaker 2: pretty boy quarterback, good arm, no edge, no edge, Disney 87 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:22,000 Speaker 2: Channel level charisma. 88 00:05:22,720 --> 00:05:25,160 Speaker 1: All right. And you see this guy. We've seen him 89 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:26,400 Speaker 1: now in a couple of big games. 90 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:29,799 Speaker 2: And I know Chris collins Worth and these other Akman 91 00:05:29,880 --> 00:05:34,400 Speaker 2: and these guys they put on knee pets for Justin Herbert. Okay, 92 00:05:34,680 --> 00:05:37,719 Speaker 2: but in big games, this guy is like going to 93 00:05:37,760 --> 00:05:41,200 Speaker 2: the enchanted tiki room and getting a doll whip. All right, 94 00:05:41,279 --> 00:05:44,560 Speaker 2: It's like a doll whip watching him play? How bad? 95 00:05:44,640 --> 00:05:48,400 Speaker 2: Two playoff games? Two playoff games. The Chargers in the 96 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:50,920 Speaker 2: first playoff game blew a twenty seven to nothing lead 97 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:52,719 Speaker 2: that everyone blames defense. 98 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:55,240 Speaker 1: Even Justin Herbert was not only a quarterback. 99 00:05:55,240 --> 00:05:58,320 Speaker 2: He was horrific in the second half of that game, 100 00:05:58,520 --> 00:06:01,960 Speaker 2: and if he had made a couple of play against Jacksonville, 101 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:05,520 Speaker 2: the Charges would have avoided the apocalypse of losing that 102 00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:08,920 Speaker 2: twenty seven to nothing lead. Then last year, he threw 103 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:13,680 Speaker 2: not one, not two, not three, four four interceptions against 104 00:06:13,760 --> 00:06:16,039 Speaker 2: the Texans last year. His passer rating in the playoffs 105 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:18,520 Speaker 2: is sixty. Now, I didn't play in the NFL. I 106 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:19,640 Speaker 2: just do an overnight. 107 00:06:19,279 --> 00:06:21,600 Speaker 1: Show that blows, okay, blows. 108 00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:27,280 Speaker 2: I get the same type vibe as Dakota Prescott. And 109 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:30,280 Speaker 2: we ripped dak Prescott all the time, right, dak Prescott. 110 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:34,400 Speaker 2: I get that same playoff energy when I watched Justin 111 00:06:34,440 --> 00:06:38,760 Speaker 2: Herbert in the plug. This guy is a stat battondjo 112 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:42,560 Speaker 2: stat bandito from September to Thanksgiving. 113 00:06:42,560 --> 00:06:45,240 Speaker 1: And then when you get later in the year, it's 114 00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:47,400 Speaker 1: whoops a daisy right. 115 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:51,760 Speaker 2: Fourth quarter, big game problem playoff forget about playoffs, as 116 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:53,719 Speaker 2: Jim Jim Moore used to say. 117 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:56,000 Speaker 1: But Harbaugh's no dummy. I get it. 118 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:59,560 Speaker 2: You know, he's a publicist, and he the reason he 119 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:03,159 Speaker 2: took the Charger job, as he did not take the 120 00:07:03,240 --> 00:07:05,880 Speaker 2: job for any other reason other than the fact he 121 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:08,280 Speaker 2: had to leave Michigan because he was in major trouble 122 00:07:08,320 --> 00:07:12,520 Speaker 2: there and they had a big time quarterback in Justin Herbert. 123 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:17,520 Speaker 2: But yet you look and Justin Herbert hyped up as 124 00:07:17,640 --> 00:07:21,920 Speaker 2: Mahomes two point zero. Oh, look at the numbers, always 125 00:07:21,920 --> 00:07:22,720 Speaker 2: got every record. 126 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:27,920 Speaker 3: But it's not his fault. He's trapped in a Chuck 127 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:30,440 Speaker 3: E Cheese type system. You know, it's his teammates and 128 00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:35,440 Speaker 3: all this stuff. This guy has been coddle, justin Herbert Koddle, 129 00:07:35,560 --> 00:07:39,560 Speaker 3: kddle kddle. He's always been coddle, and they treat him 130 00:07:39,640 --> 00:07:43,680 Speaker 3: like he's a piece of porcelain imported from a foreign land. 131 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:45,800 Speaker 1: Right, And you can blame everyone. 132 00:07:45,880 --> 00:07:50,360 Speaker 2: It's never his fault for the Chargers needing the Heimlich 133 00:07:50,520 --> 00:07:56,720 Speaker 2: maneuver in playoff games. And so what are we doing here? 134 00:07:57,480 --> 00:07:59,320 Speaker 2: Either win the big games or you don't. Either play 135 00:07:59,320 --> 00:08:02,080 Speaker 2: well in the big game, you don't. Either make the 136 00:08:02,160 --> 00:08:04,520 Speaker 2: throws when it matters, or you don't. And he doesn't. 137 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:06,360 Speaker 1: Now maybe he will someday. 138 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:10,640 Speaker 2: However he hasn't, and all we can do is worry 139 00:08:10,640 --> 00:08:14,080 Speaker 2: about today's show. And right now as we talk today, 140 00:08:14,520 --> 00:08:18,400 Speaker 2: he stinks. He's not a big game quarterback. And I 141 00:08:18,440 --> 00:08:20,680 Speaker 2: don't feel bad for him. He's getting paid a quarter 142 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:24,240 Speaker 2: of a billion dollars to play quarterback. When you get 143 00:08:24,280 --> 00:08:27,800 Speaker 2: paid a quarter of a billion dollars, I don't care 144 00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:31,400 Speaker 2: if you have a hula dancer off to the right 145 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:33,920 Speaker 2: as one of your wide outs, and in the slot 146 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:38,320 Speaker 2: you've got a scarecrow. Make it work. You're getting over 147 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:41,040 Speaker 2: two hundred and fifty million dollars. Make it work, all right. Furthermore, 148 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:44,679 Speaker 2: quick right to Dallas. We're from the theater of the Bazar, 149 00:08:44,760 --> 00:08:50,280 Speaker 2: a time tested staple of training camp, reports someone named 150 00:08:50,320 --> 00:08:53,640 Speaker 2: Tyler Smith. That is, I'm told an offensive guard for 151 00:08:53,720 --> 00:08:58,560 Speaker 2: that Dallas Cowboys. Tyler Smith talk about setting the bar high. 152 00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:01,480 Speaker 2: Was asked about expectation for the twenty twenty five season 153 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:04,520 Speaker 2: and he said, well, not just a winning record. 154 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:06,840 Speaker 1: How about super Bowl? He said? 155 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:12,600 Speaker 2: Super Bowl champions say that's always the expectation. According to 156 00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:17,520 Speaker 2: Tyler Smith, I think it's a realistic goal. Yeah, he said, 157 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:21,120 Speaker 2: So where are you at? Here's the question, quickly, where 158 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:24,800 Speaker 2: are you at on Tyler Smith, offensive lineman who's now 159 00:09:24,920 --> 00:09:29,160 Speaker 2: entering his fourth year, so he's experienced Jerry's world for 160 00:09:29,280 --> 00:09:32,880 Speaker 2: three years now into his fourth year, and the question 161 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:34,880 Speaker 2: where are you at on Tyler Smith? Here of the 162 00:09:34,920 --> 00:09:37,880 Speaker 2: Cowboys saying that this team's expectation is the Super Bowl. 163 00:09:39,440 --> 00:09:41,840 Speaker 1: I thought it was adorable, I did. I thought it 164 00:09:41,880 --> 00:09:42,880 Speaker 1: was cute. It was nice. 165 00:09:42,920 --> 00:09:47,160 Speaker 2: You know, that's right up there with McDonald saying, I 166 00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:49,680 Speaker 2: think we're going to have every one of our soft 167 00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:53,439 Speaker 2: serve machines working perfectly, never breaking down at night. 168 00:09:53,559 --> 00:09:55,800 Speaker 1: Right, this is going to be the year. It's just 169 00:09:55,920 --> 00:09:56,840 Speaker 1: not realistic. 170 00:09:57,400 --> 00:09:57,559 Speaker 4: Right. 171 00:09:57,679 --> 00:09:59,320 Speaker 2: I know you're supposed to say those kind of things 172 00:09:59,360 --> 00:10:01,240 Speaker 2: and all that, but this is when you've played for 173 00:10:01,280 --> 00:10:02,040 Speaker 2: the Cowboys. 174 00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:06,320 Speaker 1: Maybe keep it on the downlow, right, You know, I 175 00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:09,840 Speaker 1: don't blame him. You know, he's a young guy. 176 00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:13,360 Speaker 2: Clearly he thinks in miracles and cliches and all that stuff. 177 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:20,160 Speaker 2: But realistically, the only realistic, the only realistic thing like 178 00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:24,560 Speaker 2: for Dak Prescott with him as your quarterback is it's 179 00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:26,640 Speaker 2: it's like he's got so many glitches. It's like back 180 00:10:26,679 --> 00:10:28,320 Speaker 2: in the early days of the internet when you do 181 00:10:28,440 --> 00:10:33,680 Speaker 2: AOL dial up and you know the lights would you 182 00:10:33,679 --> 00:10:35,719 Speaker 2: get all excited because they start to connect and you 183 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:37,640 Speaker 2: get to last stage it wouldn't connect. 184 00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:41,240 Speaker 1: It's oh man, that's the cowboy. They have a new coach, 185 00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:42,280 Speaker 1: Brian Schottenneimer. 186 00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:46,360 Speaker 2: Who's I think he's gonna be holding those laminated play 187 00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:50,840 Speaker 2: cards on the sidelines doing cosplay. 188 00:10:50,559 --> 00:10:52,960 Speaker 1: Like a real NFL coach. He's just a middle manager. 189 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:53,920 Speaker 1: He got the job. 190 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:57,760 Speaker 2: Because he was relatively cheap, and Jerry Jones needed to 191 00:10:57,800 --> 00:11:01,240 Speaker 2: hire somebody. He's a seat filler, is what Schottenneimer is 192 00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:04,600 Speaker 2: and his greatest offensive innovation if you look at all 193 00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:08,080 Speaker 2: the different jobs he's had as Cowboy coach for Brian Schottenneimer, 194 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:12,800 Speaker 2: his biggest addition for the Cowboys offense will be to 195 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:17,120 Speaker 2: run the same exact screen passes that Jerry Jones cooked 196 00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:19,320 Speaker 2: up when he was the GM of the Cowboys in 197 00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:22,000 Speaker 2: like nineteen ninety four, and he used crayons. He had 198 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:25,600 Speaker 2: Crayola crayons and he did that back in The Cowboys 199 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:26,360 Speaker 2: are not a contender. 200 00:11:26,440 --> 00:11:26,800 Speaker 1: They're not. 201 00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:30,839 Speaker 2: They're a fro team and they have a temp coach. 202 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:33,600 Speaker 2: Let me put it this way, the Cowboys have a 203 00:11:33,640 --> 00:11:37,800 Speaker 2: better chance of getting the number one pick in the 204 00:11:37,880 --> 00:11:41,880 Speaker 2: D and drafting Arch Maning in twenty twenty six than 205 00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:44,400 Speaker 2: they do of getting to the super Bowl. As we 206 00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:47,880 Speaker 2: talk today, that's a reality. It is the Ben Mahler Show. 207 00:11:47,920 --> 00:11:50,320 Speaker 2: The Malord Paloozer rolls on. We'll get back to the 208 00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:53,440 Speaker 2: acts and I cannot wait. We've got big hours. Multi 209 00:11:53,679 --> 00:11:58,839 Speaker 2: time Platinum winner Jay Scoop is coming up later this hour. 210 00:11:59,160 --> 00:12:00,920 Speaker 1: We've got Jay Scoop and just Josh. 211 00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:03,760 Speaker 2: They've teamed up just Josh and Cincinnati Jay scoops in 212 00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:07,080 Speaker 2: believe it's in northern California and back in No cal 213 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:09,439 Speaker 2: I was in Ukraine for a while, so they will 214 00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:12,680 Speaker 2: be coming up. We've got some other blind Scott will 215 00:12:12,679 --> 00:12:15,760 Speaker 2: be in here. I think line two is one of 216 00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:18,839 Speaker 2: my favorite acts. Who's a last minute alternative. We'll get 217 00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:21,400 Speaker 2: him in. We got the rest of the hour. I'm 218 00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:23,959 Speaker 2: gonna shut up the rest of the hour. 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Listen Over Promised with 251 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:45,079 Speaker 7: Cavino and Rich on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or 252 00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:47,160 Speaker 7: wherever you get your podcasts. 253 00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:49,920 Speaker 1: Bill Miller and you. It is the Malor Palooza twenty 254 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,600 Speaker 1: twenty five. The Night the Morning. We've all been. 255 00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:55,240 Speaker 2: Looking forward to the biggest event in overnight sports radio, 256 00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:58,200 Speaker 2: living up to the hype truck or Joe said the 257 00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:02,080 Speaker 2: worst thing he's ever heard. Other people saying their ears 258 00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:06,360 Speaker 2: are bleeding listening to the Mallard Palooza, so they get 259 00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:11,120 Speaker 2: the show clearly. You can interactive us real time feedback, 260 00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:15,960 Speaker 2: tell us how much the show sucks. At Ben Mahler 261 00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:19,320 Speaker 2: on Extra JT the wingman did say, Ohio, Ohio killed it, 262 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:28,280 Speaker 2: which is true. Lorena FSR Tech Queen and kupulup right 263 00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:35,120 Speaker 2: over there at a Bronco fan. Back to it all right, 264 00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:37,400 Speaker 2: back to we gotta we gotta, we gotta fly. We 265 00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:39,400 Speaker 2: don't have no small no more small talk. We had 266 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,880 Speaker 2: a lot of acts to get to. We've saved us 267 00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:44,600 Speaker 2: some big time acts for this hour to save the 268 00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:46,800 Speaker 2: show so we don't get canceled. 269 00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:48,080 Speaker 1: So let's get back to it. 270 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:50,200 Speaker 2: Inco terears, my judge, if you're just new to the show, 271 00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:52,800 Speaker 2: this hour we've got inco Terror. If you find him 272 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:57,040 Speaker 2: an incowarrior dot com. He's a classically tranusition. He's performed 273 00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:59,400 Speaker 2: all over the world. He's a super fan of this show. 274 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:02,640 Speaker 1: We love in Terror. What an amazing story his life is. 275 00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:05,880 Speaker 2: And he's with us, and how low to hang out 276 00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:10,160 Speaker 2: with us and then we've got Lorena and Coopan my wife, 277 00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:14,320 Speaker 2: who knows nothing about sports, hates sports, but she came 278 00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:16,880 Speaker 2: in to the studio because this is not about sports. 279 00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:20,280 Speaker 1: So she's here. So let's get back to the acts. 280 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:24,280 Speaker 2: And our next act is known as America's Favorite drag 281 00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:29,840 Speaker 2: Queen was a celebrity drag queen before it was cool 282 00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:32,680 Speaker 2: to be a drag queen. Let's go out of Buffalo 283 00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:38,680 Speaker 2: and let's give it up to Felexus in Buffalo. 284 00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:40,440 Speaker 1: Hello for Alexis. 285 00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:44,400 Speaker 8: Oh then I love everybody. Well, you know what at 286 00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:47,680 Speaker 8: my front door in a man made chart is the 287 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:53,040 Speaker 8: list of fore Lexus top ten and the thing is 288 00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:59,000 Speaker 8: things you didn't know about that Tom Blind Scott number yeah, okay, 289 00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:01,600 Speaker 8: number five because on the show, nobody knows what the 290 00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:05,240 Speaker 8: hell he's talking about. Real number four, Real talk is 291 00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:12,240 Speaker 8: his twin brother. Number three, his mother is oh, his 292 00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:19,040 Speaker 8: mother is His mother is Rosie o'donald. Number but two, ye, 293 00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:23,800 Speaker 8: he was a text to baby. And number five are 294 00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:24,480 Speaker 8: you already been? 295 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:26,880 Speaker 1: I can't wait? This is going so well. 296 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:32,800 Speaker 8: Brighton Scott is lorrange phone sex third of this. There 297 00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:34,120 Speaker 8: you go, the top five. 298 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:37,160 Speaker 2: Okay, thank you for that. Hang up on yourself and 299 00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:40,400 Speaker 2: never call a radio show again. My god, was that horrible? 300 00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:48,120 Speaker 1: All right? He laughed at that. All right, he gets 301 00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:48,720 Speaker 1: there quickly. 302 00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:51,200 Speaker 2: We won't waste a lot of time, I was, Felexis 303 00:16:51,480 --> 00:17:00,200 Speaker 2: your thoughts. 304 00:16:57,800 --> 00:16:58,160 Speaker 1: Gets there. 305 00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:03,920 Speaker 9: It's it's my first negative score, minus one, minus one. 306 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:04,560 Speaker 1: From inca tar. 307 00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:09,639 Speaker 2: Alright, Well you're too kind, Nicetar minus seven. Uh for 308 00:17:10,119 --> 00:17:12,480 Speaker 2: wasting our time, Lorena. 309 00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:17,440 Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm appalled. Actually I might do a minus five on. 310 00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:19,320 Speaker 1: That minus five. Oh wow. 311 00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:22,679 Speaker 2: See the Leprekon is gonna be upset because felex Is 312 00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:25,920 Speaker 2: gonna finish with the worst score. And my wife said zero, 313 00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:30,000 Speaker 2: which for her is like really embarrassing. What about you, 314 00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:31,480 Speaker 2: Cooper Loop. 315 00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:35,320 Speaker 11: Uh, felex has had some trouble counting down from five. 316 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:39,800 Speaker 1: Yes, in future years. 317 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:41,280 Speaker 2: If you're going to do a top ten, you might 318 00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:43,520 Speaker 2: want to remember what number comes after five. 319 00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:47,240 Speaker 11: I think I think it went five, four, three, two 320 00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:51,680 Speaker 11: five again. Yeah, But I like Felexus, so I'm gonna 321 00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:52,840 Speaker 11: give it a one oh one. 322 00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:56,639 Speaker 2: Alright, so very nice, Felexus. Let's move on to our 323 00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:58,560 Speaker 2: next act. You're listening to our live coverage. It's the 324 00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:00,000 Speaker 2: mal of Palus at twenty twenty five. 325 00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:01,240 Speaker 1: If you like this. 326 00:18:01,359 --> 00:18:04,239 Speaker 2: We do it every year around this time, and if 327 00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:05,680 Speaker 2: you hate it, we only do it once a year. 328 00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:06,840 Speaker 1: So who cares, get a life. 329 00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:11,040 Speaker 2: Let's go to our next act, a polarizing figure from 330 00:18:11,119 --> 00:18:15,480 Speaker 2: the mean streets of Boston. We welcome in Blind Scott 331 00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:17,800 Speaker 2: and this blind Scott. Is it corrected? You will be 332 00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:22,439 Speaker 2: performing a duet with a co host. Is that accurate, 333 00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:23,119 Speaker 2: Blind Scott? 334 00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:27,119 Speaker 12: Yes, I'm gonna like we've been propping up this disabled 335 00:18:27,119 --> 00:18:29,760 Speaker 12: clown that plays the piano in the library all night 336 00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:31,800 Speaker 12: as a judge. I'm going to prop up a kid. 337 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:34,520 Speaker 12: I got, like a fourteen year old kid here. 338 00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:37,639 Speaker 4: You know. I told him I was going to. 339 00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:38,840 Speaker 12: Set him up with a white woman. 340 00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:42,560 Speaker 4: And hello, yeah, you're there. 341 00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:45,280 Speaker 1: You're on with that, Zalo. He's the areas online. Now 342 00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:45,600 Speaker 1: go ahead. 343 00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:47,760 Speaker 12: Well, I got a journalism student. I'm trying. You know. 344 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,960 Speaker 12: I told this journalism student I was going to set 345 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,640 Speaker 12: him up with a white woman, and then I found 346 00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:54,000 Speaker 12: out Lorena was a white But you buy your wife here, Ben, 347 00:18:54,119 --> 00:18:56,760 Speaker 12: But he's all a bit too young, you know. We 348 00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:59,080 Speaker 12: pride ourselves on the Ben Knowlie Show and the younger 349 00:18:59,119 --> 00:19:02,480 Speaker 12: people of the future. This is a journalism student. He's 350 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:05,320 Speaker 12: only five foot three. He weighs one hundred pounds. He's 351 00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:08,560 Speaker 12: a complete loser. He gets shoved into light. You know, 352 00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:11,359 Speaker 12: am I still on the radio? 353 00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:11,960 Speaker 1: Yeah? 354 00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:15,320 Speaker 12: Yeah, your partner, Oh he's gone. 355 00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:19,440 Speaker 13: Well, my partner will call back right now if I'll 356 00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:21,640 Speaker 13: tell you that I also have Mike a New Hampshire 357 00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:24,800 Speaker 13: calling up the guy that delivers the plumber part to 358 00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:27,400 Speaker 13: the plumber in ka Terra. I gotta tell you something, man, 359 00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:30,000 Speaker 13: You've been going after me non stop. This is the 360 00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:33,800 Speaker 13: first time I've heard you call in your beast in katerror. 361 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,720 Speaker 13: When are your basketball is gonna drop? 362 00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:35,840 Speaker 9: You? 363 00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:36,679 Speaker 12: Sound like all right? 364 00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:40,840 Speaker 2: Please Charlie, Charlie is there? Blind Scott there you go ahead? Okay, yeah, 365 00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:41,840 Speaker 2: thirty seconds ago. 366 00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:45,840 Speaker 12: Okay, So this is Charlie. He's a future journalism student. 367 00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:48,360 Speaker 12: He's only five foot two. He's gonna follow the likes 368 00:19:48,359 --> 00:19:51,080 Speaker 12: of Adam Shefter. He is very small. He knows a 369 00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:53,440 Speaker 12: lot about sports. He's one of the smartest cars on 370 00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:55,320 Speaker 12: the Bett Now Show. He actually got a cell phone. 371 00:19:55,359 --> 00:19:57,320 Speaker 12: He's fourteen years old. As mom lets him use his 372 00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:59,679 Speaker 12: cell phone to contact me so I can give him 373 00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:02,040 Speaker 12: my I've taken a lot of people into my wing. 374 00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:05,119 Speaker 12: I'm a guidance counselor I have multiple graduate degree. 375 00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:05,960 Speaker 1: Twenty second, this is. 376 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:10,359 Speaker 12: The future of the Ben Mallor Show. Charlie from Wisconsin. 377 00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:14,040 Speaker 12: He knows everything about sports. He is way better than 378 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:16,720 Speaker 12: in Ka Terror. He's Colombian. He's about to give Maka 379 00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:21,359 Speaker 12: Terror a Colombian necktie. Inka, Terry, He's gonna you ruined 380 00:20:21,359 --> 00:20:24,199 Speaker 12: the Inca ruins in Terror pretty much. You play the 381 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:25,720 Speaker 12: piano at Public Live. 382 00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:30,960 Speaker 2: Alright, Well, well, what an amazing act as a two 383 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:31,480 Speaker 2: man act. 384 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:35,199 Speaker 1: But the other person didn't talk at all, Charlie. 385 00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:38,240 Speaker 2: Were you supposed to talk, Charlie, you didn't say anything. 386 00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:41,040 Speaker 9: I was supposed to talk, but he was like taking 387 00:20:41,119 --> 00:20:42,000 Speaker 9: up the whole segment. 388 00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:51,919 Speaker 1: Did you guys practice Charlie, not really? No, all right, 389 00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:54,800 Speaker 1: well it sounds like that, all right? Inco Terror? 390 00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:57,720 Speaker 2: How do you agrade that monstrosity? He took some shots 391 00:20:57,720 --> 00:20:59,440 Speaker 2: at you, by the way, and get taror blind. 392 00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:04,240 Speaker 9: Scott, Yeah, several yeah, minus twenty. 393 00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:08,800 Speaker 2: Minus twenty all right, thinkas says minus twenty. 394 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,680 Speaker 1: Well, I'm gonna give Charlie. 395 00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:13,560 Speaker 2: I'll give him a zero because he didn't get a 396 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:17,320 Speaker 2: chance to talk. Blind Scott, I'm gonna go I'll give 397 00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:22,639 Speaker 2: it as minus eight for Blind Scott. No preparation, no effort. 398 00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:25,119 Speaker 2: Bad job by him, Loraina, You just seeing the Malard 399 00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:26,640 Speaker 2: paloos about the way we're judging this. 400 00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:29,040 Speaker 10: You know, I usually like blind Scott, but I thought 401 00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:31,040 Speaker 10: it was very rude. He didn't give his partner a 402 00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:33,520 Speaker 10: chance to talk, and instead he went in on listeners 403 00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:35,240 Speaker 10: like he does every night. We might as well have 404 00:21:35,359 --> 00:21:37,280 Speaker 10: just had him in a regular segment. That was not 405 00:21:37,359 --> 00:21:39,400 Speaker 10: a talent at all. I would say negative ten. 406 00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:40,520 Speaker 1: Well, it was impressive, though. 407 00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:43,320 Speaker 2: He did not mention the morning guy on the sports hup, 408 00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:46,280 Speaker 2: Fred Tucher, So he did not mention him, which is 409 00:21:46,359 --> 00:21:49,040 Speaker 2: normally what he would do, and I think Fred's were 410 00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:52,239 Speaker 2: requested that Blind Scott not mention him anymore because it's 411 00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:54,919 Speaker 2: actually hurting like the top show, but every time Scott 412 00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:56,760 Speaker 2: mentions his name, the ratings go down. 413 00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:58,720 Speaker 1: What about you, Cooboloo? 414 00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:02,360 Speaker 11: Well, like Loraina, I mean, I know I said earlier 415 00:22:02,359 --> 00:22:04,560 Speaker 11: that Mike's act was the worst thing I've ever heard 416 00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:10,240 Speaker 11: until Scott got in there, I might have to rethink that. Look, 417 00:22:10,359 --> 00:22:12,639 Speaker 11: I mean, it just sounded I was waiting for the 418 00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:15,040 Speaker 11: act to start and it never did. It just sounded 419 00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:17,800 Speaker 11: like a regular Blind Scott phone call, which I enjoy 420 00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:20,439 Speaker 11: Blind Scott's phone calls. But this is Malard Palooza, not 421 00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:23,880 Speaker 11: your regular every day Ben Maller show. 422 00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:26,800 Speaker 1: Okay, and so what was the score? 423 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:27,240 Speaker 14: Zero? 424 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:29,800 Speaker 1: Zero? All right? My wife also said as zero. 425 00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:34,840 Speaker 2: So that's minus twenty eight for blind Scott and Charlie. 426 00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:38,439 Speaker 2: All right, we'll keep it going. What we're doing so 427 00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:42,200 Speaker 2: well here, let's welcome in our next act. He lives 428 00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:45,080 Speaker 2: in Maine and he is about to dazzle you. 429 00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:48,720 Speaker 1: Get ready to be amazed. 430 00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:52,640 Speaker 2: By the skill of Rob in Maine, our next act 431 00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:55,399 Speaker 2: of a twenty twenty five Malor Paloser. 432 00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:21,760 Speaker 4: Bet amount of show, cool bed a little rainer two, 433 00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:46,840 Speaker 4: let me daddy the bird of two. Kay Meta baloos. 434 00:23:48,119 --> 00:23:51,639 Speaker 2: All right, there it is Rob whistling Rob in Maine. 435 00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:58,320 Speaker 2: Uh yeah, listen, that was That's pretty good. Uh. I'm 436 00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:01,920 Speaker 2: I'll save my comments to mine. I judge inkit Terror. 437 00:24:02,119 --> 00:24:04,879 Speaker 2: You're up first here, our buddy in Kotara. How did 438 00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:08,359 Speaker 2: you score that whistling from Robin Maine? 439 00:24:09,119 --> 00:24:09,320 Speaker 4: Yah? 440 00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:12,959 Speaker 9: Well heem he redeemed New England after Blind Scott. Uh 441 00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:16,000 Speaker 9: so for that, I'm gonna give him a I'll give 442 00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:16,560 Speaker 9: him a five. 443 00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:19,480 Speaker 1: I liked a five yesteryear. 444 00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:20,119 Speaker 4: All right. 445 00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:23,040 Speaker 2: See it wasn't a classic song, but I I am. 446 00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:26,159 Speaker 2: I love whistling. I can only whistle breathing in. I 447 00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:29,280 Speaker 2: can't whistle breathing out, so I'm limited. So I'm jealous 448 00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:31,560 Speaker 2: of that. I'm gonna give him. I'm gonna give him 449 00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:34,840 Speaker 2: a six point five. I will give him Lreina. 450 00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:37,119 Speaker 10: Wow, Ben, we suffer from the same whistling problem. 451 00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:37,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, it is a problem. 452 00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:39,440 Speaker 10: I can only breathe in when I was, I know, 453 00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:42,040 Speaker 10: so when I hear a person who can whistle the 454 00:24:42,119 --> 00:24:45,000 Speaker 10: way that he just whistled, it really makes me feel 455 00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:46,879 Speaker 10: the type of way like, wow, you were like if 456 00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:48,880 Speaker 10: someone could jump on a pogo stick for an hour, 457 00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:50,240 Speaker 10: I would love to see it. 458 00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:52,919 Speaker 14: So I'm gonna go with a seven. 459 00:24:53,119 --> 00:24:56,399 Speaker 2: A seven, all right, Coop, what about you, Coop? Jesus 460 00:24:57,359 --> 00:25:02,479 Speaker 2: Jesus is not in the contests. You know, maybe next 461 00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:04,240 Speaker 2: year we might all be needing Jesus. 462 00:25:05,119 --> 00:25:07,440 Speaker 11: The way this is going go ahead, you know, I was, 463 00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:10,280 Speaker 11: I was liking it, but I kind of thought that 464 00:25:10,359 --> 00:25:12,200 Speaker 11: we were going in the way of like because we 465 00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:14,520 Speaker 11: were gonna get like a bunch of different songs thrown 466 00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:15,879 Speaker 11: in there, and it. 467 00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:17,160 Speaker 1: Only has so much stability. 468 00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:20,040 Speaker 11: That mean, come on, I mean it was a good whistle, 469 00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:23,320 Speaker 11: all right, but I'm gonna I'm gonna go same as 470 00:25:23,359 --> 00:25:25,000 Speaker 11: inca Terri five five. 471 00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:27,640 Speaker 2: All right, Well, thank you, Robin May and I thought 472 00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:30,840 Speaker 2: you were very good. We have one of our recorded acts. 473 00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:32,480 Speaker 2: My wife said no, he said, no, you can't go 474 00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:34,560 Speaker 2: not My wife said not so, rob you had a 475 00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:37,600 Speaker 2: higher score from my wife than any of us. 476 00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:41,960 Speaker 1: So congratulations on that. Okay, let's go. We have let's 477 00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:43,560 Speaker 1: see and we've got Jay's scoop. 478 00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:47,280 Speaker 2: I said, I gotta place Eric in Kansas. Now, Eric 479 00:25:47,359 --> 00:25:49,760 Speaker 2: in Kansas is one of the great joke writers. He 480 00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:52,439 Speaker 2: sends me when he sends jokes. He didn't send him 481 00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:55,480 Speaker 2: every week, but when he sends them, they're like ten 482 00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:58,200 Speaker 2: pages of like tons of jokes. 483 00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:01,639 Speaker 1: So let's go to Air in Kansas. He sent this in. 484 00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:04,280 Speaker 2: He cannot call him live, but here's Eric with a 485 00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:05,920 Speaker 2: little stand up comedy. 486 00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:07,480 Speaker 1: Next up on the mallow Palooes. 487 00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:11,680 Speaker 15: As weed Man said on his wedding night, just give 488 00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:15,040 Speaker 15: me almost sixty seconds and it'll feel like minutes. Lisa, 489 00:26:15,119 --> 00:26:18,960 Speaker 15: I love you. I saw weed Man as getting into hockey. 490 00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:22,240 Speaker 15: He's becoming an expert at high sticking. Jed, who fled, 491 00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:24,720 Speaker 15: was sentenced to a Marlins game after his last arrest, 492 00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:26,480 Speaker 15: and he begged the judge to put him back in 493 00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:30,000 Speaker 15: jail instead. Let me tell you something, brother, I didn't 494 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,080 Speaker 15: think I could see a bigger group of losers than 495 00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:35,520 Speaker 15: blind Scott, Angry Bill and real Talk. Then I watched 496 00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:38,160 Speaker 15: a Mets game. The Mets scored even less than Tom 497 00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:40,720 Speaker 15: Looney at a bar full of blind women. Did you 498 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:43,080 Speaker 15: know whoopy pie? Blair has a new girlfriend. He met 499 00:26:43,119 --> 00:26:46,640 Speaker 15: her at the grocery store. She's a Kleenex box. Speaking 500 00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:48,680 Speaker 15: of going deep, Kelly and de Boyne should show the 501 00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:51,280 Speaker 15: Lakers what a real ring looks like. Did you hear 502 00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:53,280 Speaker 15: what Najee Harris said when he woke up and his 503 00:26:53,359 --> 00:26:56,000 Speaker 15: eye was still injured. Give me another fireworks so I 504 00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:59,400 Speaker 15: don't have to watch the Rams next season. Thanks Coop, Ben, 505 00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:01,760 Speaker 15: Lorena and everyone else for all your good wishes over 506 00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:04,240 Speaker 15: the years. And I may be cancer free, but the 507 00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:05,320 Speaker 15: Rockies aren't. 508 00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:06,600 Speaker 1: All right there. 509 00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:07,000 Speaker 9: It is. 510 00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:13,200 Speaker 1: Eric in Cantas, very nice. Eric has He's been sending 511 00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:15,000 Speaker 1: jokes in from multiple seis. I love Eric man. 512 00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:17,560 Speaker 2: He's a battler and and all that, and I liked that. 513 00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:19,159 Speaker 2: He threw that into the end, so we get some 514 00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:20,639 Speaker 2: some sympathy votes. 515 00:27:21,119 --> 00:27:25,080 Speaker 1: Uh uh aca terror. How did you see this? 516 00:27:25,359 --> 00:27:27,679 Speaker 2: The comedy a very tough to do comedy without an 517 00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:30,080 Speaker 2: audience and without a laugh track and all that. 518 00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:32,840 Speaker 1: But Eric did it. He's very funny man. How did 519 00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:33,320 Speaker 1: you score it? 520 00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:34,560 Speaker 4: Yeah? 521 00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:35,520 Speaker 5: I liked it. 522 00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:37,800 Speaker 9: I liked his clothing too. So I'm going to give 523 00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:38,200 Speaker 9: him an. 524 00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:39,560 Speaker 14: Eight and help my god. 525 00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:41,840 Speaker 1: Eight great score, great score, all. 526 00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:46,280 Speaker 2: Right, Uh, I can't go eight on that. I'm gonna 527 00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:50,719 Speaker 2: give him. I'll give him a he said the cancer thing, 528 00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:54,440 Speaker 2: I'll give him a seven. You got an empathy, buck. 529 00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:55,399 Speaker 4: I admit it. 530 00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:56,760 Speaker 1: I mean, I feel bad. 531 00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:58,440 Speaker 2: The guy's been you know, I feel he gives me 532 00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:01,040 Speaker 2: updates and I'm you know, it's sucking and he's battle 533 00:28:01,119 --> 00:28:02,199 Speaker 2: he's had the damn thing. 534 00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:05,000 Speaker 1: Get rid of the damn cancer. Go ahead, Rad. 535 00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:06,600 Speaker 14: I really did laugh out loud. 536 00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:07,879 Speaker 1: About He's funny. He is funny. 537 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,359 Speaker 10: Yeah, So I'm going to give him an eight and a. 538 00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:12,800 Speaker 2: Half eight point a, Oh my god, and you can 539 00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:14,359 Speaker 2: make you laugh, Coop, Go ahead, Coop. 540 00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:18,040 Speaker 11: I mean, I don't know what the situation is and 541 00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:21,239 Speaker 11: why he why he can't call in and do it like, uh, 542 00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:23,480 Speaker 11: I get when people record their music. 543 00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:24,840 Speaker 14: You know, there's a lot of stuff that. 544 00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:25,720 Speaker 1: Be a bad score. 545 00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:30,240 Speaker 11: Stand up and look he also look it's it's a 546 00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:34,240 Speaker 11: legitimate ring, all right, it's it's just as legitimate as 547 00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:35,600 Speaker 11: the Dodgers World Series. 548 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,600 Speaker 14: I'm gonna give Eric a six. 549 00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:43,160 Speaker 2: That is pathetic and uh six from when the wife 550 00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:45,200 Speaker 2: as well? Alright, very nice. 551 00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:48,880 Speaker 1: Next up, we have a late addition to the mal 552 00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:51,480 Speaker 1: Or Palooza, and I'm so happy. 553 00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:53,640 Speaker 2: I think I know who this is. He's called up 554 00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:56,680 Speaker 2: in years past. He's got a very unique act. Let's 555 00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:59,760 Speaker 2: go to Kim's back to back from we are blowing 556 00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:03,160 Speaker 2: up in Kansas, back to back in Kansas, and let's 557 00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:05,720 Speaker 2: give it up to David, who's next up. 558 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:12,040 Speaker 1: On the Mallard Palooza twenty five. Hello David, welcome, Hi, 559 00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:14,160 Speaker 1: my pet. 560 00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:16,920 Speaker 12: Pig and Charlotte and I would like to do an 561 00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:20,520 Speaker 12: a cappella salute to Steedie Wonder. 562 00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:23,360 Speaker 1: Okay, this is David and his pet pig. Here we go. 563 00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:30,560 Speaker 1: I just call say I love you. 564 00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:42,800 Speaker 4: Oh, just called to say I do. 565 00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:53,000 Speaker 1: Just called to say I love. 566 00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:59,360 Speaker 4: You, and I mean it. 567 00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:03,160 Speaker 16: The bottom. 568 00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:14,200 Speaker 2: All right there, it is our buddy David. Yeah, a 569 00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:17,160 Speaker 2: late addition to the malth of paloos Away. We gotta 570 00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:20,720 Speaker 2: speed this up so we get all the acts in quickly, 571 00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:24,360 Speaker 2: inc and terror. How did you score David and his 572 00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:25,120 Speaker 2: pet pig? 573 00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:29,760 Speaker 9: Oh I sent? I'm going to give him a six? 574 00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:32,920 Speaker 2: Six all right, I love it. This is what this 575 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:37,000 Speaker 2: show is all about. And enough of the comedy. I'm 576 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:38,240 Speaker 2: going to give that an eight. 577 00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:39,160 Speaker 14: I loved it. 578 00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:41,120 Speaker 1: What about you, Lorraina? 579 00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:42,640 Speaker 17: Do you know I love a good pig? 580 00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:44,160 Speaker 14: Ben don't give him a seven? 581 00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:49,000 Speaker 1: Seven? All right? Coop quickly, coop five? Five all right? 582 00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:50,800 Speaker 1: And the wife said a six? All right? 583 00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:55,000 Speaker 2: Thank you David in Kansas and very nice. Our next act, 584 00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:56,600 Speaker 2: Let's see who do we have? I just get one 585 00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:59,480 Speaker 2: of our recorded acts as well. We have Let's see 586 00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:01,680 Speaker 2: you who do we have that we've saved our friend from? 587 00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:03,040 Speaker 2: We have another one from Kansas? 588 00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:05,320 Speaker 1: Right do we not? I believe my correct on that 589 00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:09,080 Speaker 1: submitted the other day recorded pre recorded coup. 590 00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:12,080 Speaker 14: Don't think from we have one from Fargo? 591 00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:12,880 Speaker 4: Is that the or? 592 00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:15,040 Speaker 1: Oh we have that one from Fargo? Well, no, I 593 00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:17,800 Speaker 1: thought we had one from another one from Kansas? Well, 594 00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:20,080 Speaker 1: what do we have we have Fargo? I thought we 595 00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:20,680 Speaker 1: played that early? 596 00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:21,200 Speaker 4: Do we not know? 597 00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:23,400 Speaker 1: We didn't from Fargo, Pete, Fargo Pete. We did not 598 00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:25,160 Speaker 1: get that on there? All right, let's go to Fargo Pete. 599 00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:27,240 Speaker 2: Then next up a man who I met at the 600 00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:29,080 Speaker 2: Malard me greet in Minnesota. 601 00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:33,840 Speaker 1: Let's give it up to far Go Pete. Take a listen. 602 00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:40,000 Speaker 18: I like to think of my friend that I met 603 00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:52,960 Speaker 18: many years ago with spin cycle Regina, Doc Mike in Hollowood, 604 00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:55,520 Speaker 18: James at the Mermaid. 605 00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:01,600 Speaker 2: And here we have. 606 00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:09,600 Speaker 19: The late night Took show hosts in his natural surroundings. 607 00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:21,160 Speaker 19: It's acted by cocoroaches, cheating by Coop, the loop, horrible 608 00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:25,240 Speaker 19: bumping music and answers to the who am I? 609 00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:29,160 Speaker 1: Questions by Lorena. 610 00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:41,880 Speaker 16: And vicious vicious NonStop horrible phone calls by Poppy, Marseille Brooklyn. 611 00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:51,920 Speaker 20: And Blinds Scotts. Hey, let's go, Morgan and David. 612 00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:53,120 Speaker 1: What are we waiting for? 613 00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:53,720 Speaker 5: You guys? 614 00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:57,600 Speaker 20: Let's go while we're young. You guys must have been 615 00:32:57,680 --> 00:33:03,160 Speaker 20: something before electricity. Oh my wife, she's no bargain either. 616 00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:08,360 Speaker 20: What a bad cook? I didn't know toasted bones. She's 617 00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:11,880 Speaker 20: an herd sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. 618 00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:14,959 Speaker 20: She asked me if I thought she spends a lot 619 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:18,560 Speaker 20: of money. I said, no, honey, everyone goes to Switzerland 620 00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:21,720 Speaker 20: to get their watch fixed. Oh, I tell you, I 621 00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:25,240 Speaker 20: get no respect. She told me she wanted a divorce, 622 00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:27,960 Speaker 20: and I said, I knew we had something in common. 623 00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:30,680 Speaker 16: I tell you, it ain't easy being me. 624 00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:33,080 Speaker 1: I got a kiddy sheep. 625 00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:38,680 Speaker 2: It was very good from Fargo people. We are short 626 00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:40,000 Speaker 2: on time, so we had to cut it off a 627 00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:44,000 Speaker 2: little bit there. I ain't could tear your thoughts on Fargo. 628 00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:46,760 Speaker 2: Pete and is impersonations. 629 00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:50,600 Speaker 9: Get the first one, but Rodney Dangerfields saved it, So 630 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,000 Speaker 9: I'm giving it a seven. 631 00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:56,120 Speaker 1: A seven, all right, I thought it was pretty good. 632 00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:58,120 Speaker 1: I'll give it a six. A Lorena, I'm. 633 00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,720 Speaker 10: Not impressed, like he's un impressed, my bumper, I'm giving 634 00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:01,160 Speaker 10: him a two. 635 00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:03,160 Speaker 1: Oh, because you threw a shot at your Cooper loop. 636 00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:07,320 Speaker 11: I like inger Taran didn't know what the first one was, 637 00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:09,080 Speaker 11: but I did get the writing Dingerfield. I don't know 638 00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:11,160 Speaker 11: if it was original content or if those were actual 639 00:34:11,239 --> 00:34:12,400 Speaker 11: running Dingerfield jokes. 640 00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:13,640 Speaker 14: Yeah, I'm gonna give. 641 00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:17,479 Speaker 1: It a six six I've said a seven. Oh my god. 642 00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:20,000 Speaker 2: All right, Well, well pause for the cause we have 643 00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:23,480 Speaker 2: the big finish. We have a couple of acts left, Yes, Coop, 644 00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:26,440 Speaker 2: I know the big one, Jay Scoop and and just 645 00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:29,319 Speaker 2: Josh all right, that is in the in the queue there. 646 00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:32,480 Speaker 2: I guess Christy did not send in that. I had 647 00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:34,000 Speaker 2: Christy down. She had emailed me. 648 00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:36,560 Speaker 1: I guess she did not send her act over to you, unfortunately. 649 00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:38,360 Speaker 1: But we will have the big finish. 650 00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:40,279 Speaker 2: By the way, this portion of the Ben Maller Show 651 00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:42,600 Speaker 2: made possible by Express Employment Professionals. 652 00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:44,879 Speaker 1: Do your summer plans include a new job? 653 00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:46,960 Speaker 2: Want to work with an expert in your local job 654 00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:49,560 Speaker 2: market to find the right role, Just call your local 655 00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:53,600 Speaker 2: Express Employment professionals go to Expresspros dot com and Express 656 00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:56,719 Speaker 2: never charges job seekers for a fee. We will have 657 00:34:56,880 --> 00:35:00,959 Speaker 2: the big finish of the Malord Pull Loose It twenty five. 658 00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:03,800 Speaker 2: We'll reveal the final four, the winner of the in 659 00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:06,080 Speaker 2: studio vote. We'll get to that and we will do 660 00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:07,000 Speaker 2: it next. 661 00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:10,279 Speaker 5: Fox Sports Radio has the best sports talk lineup in 662 00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:13,720 Speaker 5: the nation. Catch all of our shows at foxsports Radio 663 00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:18,600 Speaker 5: dot com and within the iHeartRadio app search FSR to listen. 664 00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:21,680 Speaker 2: Live, Bill Miller and you. It is the Ben Malor 665 00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:24,120 Speaker 2: Show up all night every night. Right after the Ben 666 00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:26,319 Speaker 2: Maler Show. About fifteen minutes or so, the pod will 667 00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:28,840 Speaker 2: be going up. Boy gonna set a record for downloads. 668 00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:30,879 Speaker 2: Your ears will be bleeding by the time you listen 669 00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:33,160 Speaker 2: to this podcast. If you missed any of the overnight show, 670 00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:36,120 Speaker 2: be sure to listen to the Mallard Palooza Special Edition 671 00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:40,800 Speaker 2: podcast Limited Mallard monologues a lot of bad comedy and 672 00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:43,520 Speaker 2: other acts. Just search Ben Maller wherever you get your podcast. 673 00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:45,440 Speaker 2: Be sure to follow and review the podcast rat at 674 00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:46,040 Speaker 2: five stars. 675 00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:46,640 Speaker 1: Again. 676 00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:49,239 Speaker 2: Just search Ben Maller wherever you get your podcast. You'll 677 00:35:49,239 --> 00:35:51,759 Speaker 2: find the latest episode best of version posted right after 678 00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:52,759 Speaker 2: we get off the air. 679 00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:55,840 Speaker 1: Back to it we go. 680 00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,880 Speaker 2: I love the hutzpah of some of the people. Charlie 681 00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:03,640 Speaker 2: in Wisconsin said this Mala plus has been a dumpster fire. Charlie, 682 00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:07,600 Speaker 2: you signed up with blind Scott and did not even 683 00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:11,160 Speaker 2: get to speak with because blinds are Anyway. We have 684 00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:14,160 Speaker 2: one act left in the in the tank here and 685 00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:17,040 Speaker 2: it's a all time got. You saved the best for 686 00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:18,719 Speaker 2: last right when I was a kid, I'd always save 687 00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:25,759 Speaker 2: my favorite Anyway. Here is a platinum winning duo. You've 688 00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:28,840 Speaker 2: got Jayscoop. This is the guy that went to the. 689 00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:31,439 Speaker 14: Ukraine and I was there for a long time. 690 00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:37,480 Speaker 2: Jay Scoop and along with Just Josh from Cincinnati, a 691 00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:41,840 Speaker 2: longtime Malord Show contributor, and they sent this song in 692 00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:45,120 Speaker 2: their latest submission. Let's get to it here without further ado, 693 00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:47,719 Speaker 2: the final act of the Malor Paloozer. 694 00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:48,319 Speaker 1: Let's listen. 695 00:36:51,600 --> 00:37:01,719 Speaker 2: Look, if you had one take one phone call, say 696 00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:06,919 Speaker 2: everything you ever wanted to the Big Ben malland would 697 00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:09,640 Speaker 2: you pick up the phone or just let it sit? 698 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:10,120 Speaker 4: Yo? 699 00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:12,080 Speaker 1: His call is ready. 700 00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:14,920 Speaker 21: He still has love for Eddie Baba Caboose shun a 701 00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:18,040 Speaker 21: sweater already like Jedhu Fleddy insane, but it's a shame 702 00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:20,480 Speaker 21: to feel like doing that. Like Kelly's lepper Kohn, the 703 00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:22,680 Speaker 21: one who has a brain of Freddie spread out of 704 00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:25,759 Speaker 21: mall oftown weed Man smells so loud he opens his 705 00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:26,279 Speaker 21: mouth and. 706 00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:27,680 Speaker 14: His teeth just fell out. 707 00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:28,440 Speaker 17: He's smoking. 708 00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:31,600 Speaker 21: How all the lame jokes? So now the clocks run out, 709 00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:34,680 Speaker 21: Now the wind's cool for blast dam crack. There's an 710 00:37:34,719 --> 00:37:37,600 Speaker 21: injury yoke. The goals that Nubie yoke. The goals would 711 00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:40,000 Speaker 21: be he joked myself, madam. And he won't bring it 712 00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:42,439 Speaker 21: home like it won't he won't have it. He knows 713 00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:44,960 Speaker 21: it could be worse to show. When Lega Maamon Man 714 00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:47,680 Speaker 21: No for Stime called to show long time listen. We 715 00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:50,200 Speaker 21: know when he goes back to this mobile bone, that's 716 00:37:50,239 --> 00:37:52,680 Speaker 21: when it's cood screen and crap again, yoke this whole 717 00:37:52,719 --> 00:37:53,319 Speaker 21: militia theme. 718 00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:55,640 Speaker 1: Better go capture this Benny and Ope it don't be 719 00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:57,879 Speaker 1: better move yourself from the high seat. 720 00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:00,200 Speaker 21: It's loud, be like God be your colors want to 721 00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:02,360 Speaker 21: hit the Do you only get one shot? 722 00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:06,440 Speaker 1: It's knock Sports Radio. This opportunity knocks on the BN. 723 00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:09,880 Speaker 21: Lot of show make yourself like and Ogi and Contina 724 00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:11,759 Speaker 21: not Nevin, let it go. 725 00:38:12,239 --> 00:38:15,440 Speaker 1: You'll only get one shot. It's Block Sports Radio. This 726 00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:18,480 Speaker 1: opportunity knocks on the Matter show. 727 00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:21,520 Speaker 15: You can do anything that you said you. 728 00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:23,640 Speaker 1: All right there? 729 00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:27,680 Speaker 2: It is what a performance by Jay Scoop and Just 730 00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:31,960 Speaker 2: Josh outstanding as they never disappoint those those guys. 731 00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:34,799 Speaker 1: And again these are guys that met because of the show. 732 00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:38,279 Speaker 2: Just Josh has been listening for many years in Cincinnati, 733 00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:41,239 Speaker 2: and then Jayscoop is in California. Now he used to 734 00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:44,279 Speaker 2: be in Seattle, and here they are. They teamed up 735 00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:47,000 Speaker 2: and they put these songs together. Let's go to our 736 00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:51,920 Speaker 2: our judge inco Terror who again inco Warrior dot com. 737 00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:53,359 Speaker 1: Is your website? Is that correct? Think? 738 00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:56,840 Speaker 2: If people want to go watch you perform somewhere, you 739 00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,439 Speaker 2: got that. And Inca performs all over the United States 740 00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:01,840 Speaker 2: and all over the world. He's a classically trained pianist, 741 00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:06,160 Speaker 2: very talented man. And you know, people in that world 742 00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:09,080 Speaker 2: don't want to know about this world, but we love you, Incotar. 743 00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:12,360 Speaker 1: So final final act here, how did you judge the 744 00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:14,520 Speaker 1: dynamic duo of Jay Scoop and Just Josh? 745 00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:18,480 Speaker 9: It was You're right, they always do better than they 746 00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:21,440 Speaker 9: did before, and I would have given them a sixteen, 747 00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:24,040 Speaker 9: but it is pre recorded, so I'm giving them a twelve. 748 00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:28,160 Speaker 1: Twelve alrighty twelve. I loved it. 749 00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:30,799 Speaker 2: I thought it was wonderful. These guys have been great 750 00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:35,719 Speaker 2: supporters of ours. Was pre recorded. I gave Ohio a 751 00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:38,080 Speaker 2: pretty high score. I'm gonna give them the same. I'm 752 00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:39,680 Speaker 2: gonna give it nine and a half. I'm gonna go 753 00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:43,120 Speaker 2: nine and a half for Jay Scoop and Just Josh. 754 00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:46,799 Speaker 17: Lorena, Yeah, they got a ten for me Ben ten, Yeah, 755 00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:52,240 Speaker 17: enterteen Kopelo nine and a half, nine and a half 756 00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:54,520 Speaker 17: and my wife said a ten as well. 757 00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:57,040 Speaker 1: So various. And this is the part. 758 00:39:57,160 --> 00:40:00,640 Speaker 2: Now we get down who won the in stut udo vote. 759 00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:03,880 Speaker 2: We've been keeping track of this. The winner of the 760 00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:07,960 Speaker 2: in studio vote. It's gotta be either Jay Scoop or 761 00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:12,720 Speaker 2: Ohio Al and just Josh, just Josh and Jayscoop. 762 00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:14,239 Speaker 1: This is where we do the math on the air. 763 00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:17,400 Speaker 1: This is where we crunch the numbers. Yes it is, 764 00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:22,319 Speaker 1: it is, so who's Let's give the top four? Who's 765 00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:23,919 Speaker 1: at number four? The top four? 766 00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:28,359 Speaker 2: This is the top four, number four, that's right, number 767 00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:30,880 Speaker 2: four on the mallord palooza. 768 00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:33,320 Speaker 3: Let me see here in about thirty seconds. 769 00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:35,960 Speaker 1: Will we get this on the air in thirty second? 770 00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:38,759 Speaker 14: I believe number four is milk. No, no, it is 771 00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:40,600 Speaker 14: keg drinking Steeve Kay drinking. 772 00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:43,240 Speaker 1: Steve all right, key drink si. If number four number three. 773 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,640 Speaker 14: Number three we have Bennett the committee. 774 00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:51,000 Speaker 2: All right, they made the final four. That's great. And 775 00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:53,640 Speaker 2: the last two I would assume are what who's in 776 00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:58,120 Speaker 2: number two? Ohio al and Ohio's number two and Jay Scoop? 777 00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:00,399 Speaker 2: All right, so you guys will be to be able 778 00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:02,279 Speaker 2: to we'll put that up on X. Those are the 779 00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:05,279 Speaker 2: final four, we gave it to Jay's scoop. Thanks to 780 00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:08,720 Speaker 2: everyone that participated in Amazing Night. Another mal of Palosa 781 00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:09,320 Speaker 2: in the books.