WEBVTT - Hour 1 - Chiefs Parade Proclamations, Eric Bieniemy Getting Interviews 0:00:00.680 --> 0:00:03.560 You are listening to the Dan Patrick Show on Fox 0:00:03.560 --> 0:00:10.119 Sports Radio. Welcome, Welcome, Welcome, It's Thursday, It's our one. 0:00:10.320 --> 0:00:14.200 Morale is high. We'll talk some football with Chris Simms 0:00:14.280 --> 0:00:17.000 NBC Sports. A little later on, we'll talk the new 0:00:17.040 --> 0:00:21.160 baseball rules with Jeff Passing from the Mothership. He'll stop by. 0:00:21.800 --> 0:00:26.160 Kansas City Chiefs had a big parade yesterday and they're 0:00:26.200 --> 0:00:29.680 collecting receipts on everybody who didn't think that they would 0:00:29.720 --> 0:00:33.000 be here. And you know what, they have a valid argument. 0:00:33.080 --> 0:00:36.040 It's just they're taking it too far. If you still 0:00:36.080 --> 0:00:38.320 have the maybe the greatest tight end of all time 0:00:38.520 --> 0:00:41.519 and a top five all time quarterback, and you got 0:00:41.560 --> 0:00:44.519 a Hall of Fame head coach, you're in pretty good shape. 0:00:44.840 --> 0:00:47.680 But they did you know, they lost tyrede Kill They 0:00:47.760 --> 0:00:49.640 let him go and now I think we thought what 0:00:49.720 --> 0:00:52.040 would the offense be like? And then I was told, well, 0:00:52.080 --> 0:00:55.120 he'll just spread it around more. You had a lot 0:00:55.160 --> 0:00:57.400 of people predicting that maybe they're going to be a 0:00:57.400 --> 0:01:00.880 playoff team. I think people fell in love with Denver, 0:01:01.080 --> 0:01:04.160 fell in love with the Raiders. I had the Chargers 0:01:04.200 --> 0:01:07.320 going to the super Bowl. But you know, Kansas City 0:01:07.440 --> 0:01:11.000 is not a new story. Everybody's looking for the new story, 0:01:11.360 --> 0:01:13.560 and that's what happened. It felt like it was the 0:01:13.600 --> 0:01:16.520 Buffalo Bills and everybody else in the AFC. It was 0:01:16.640 --> 0:01:19.760 Josh Allen. He was going to be the MVP. But 0:01:19.840 --> 0:01:22.880 I'm going to read something to you. This is sort 0:01:22.920 --> 0:01:26.800 of an indicator. There's a lot of criticism about the 0:01:26.840 --> 0:01:30.119 Chiefs when they traded Tyreek Hill. This is last summer, 0:01:31.000 --> 0:01:34.680 so Patrick Mahomes will continue to have to play at 0:01:34.720 --> 0:01:37.840 a high level, won't have as many big plays over 0:01:37.880 --> 0:01:42.160 the top with Travis Kelsey, Juju Smith, Schuster, Micole Hardman, 0:01:42.640 --> 0:01:48.680 Marquez Valdez, Scantling Skymore is a rookie second rounder likely 0:01:48.760 --> 0:01:52.800 have to battle veterans here. The offense struggled last season. 0:01:53.160 --> 0:01:57.160 Weeks eight through thirteen. They scored twenty two points or 0:01:57.280 --> 0:02:00.760 less but allowed seventeen points or less, but won all 0:02:00.760 --> 0:02:06.280 those contests. Furthermore, the Chiefs lost some defensive backs, they 0:02:06.360 --> 0:02:11.200 lost Tyron Matthew, so you know they were talking about 0:02:11.200 --> 0:02:13.440 all these things that they didn't have. They're gonna sorely 0:02:13.480 --> 0:02:17.760 miss Tyreek Hill. Head coach Andy Reid, Patrick Molomes, Travis 0:02:17.840 --> 0:02:20.040 Kelsey will find a way to win ten games in 0:02:20.120 --> 0:02:24.799 a much tougher AFC West Division and five twenty twenty 0:02:24.800 --> 0:02:30.040 one first place teams on the schedule prediction ten and seven. 0:02:30.919 --> 0:02:34.560 All right, I mean that that that's a fair criticism 0:02:34.600 --> 0:02:37.560 there of what happened in the offseason, losing Tyreek Hill, 0:02:37.800 --> 0:02:42.480 fastest player in the NFL, big play receiver for Patrick Mahomes. 0:02:42.840 --> 0:02:46.600 Mahomes didn't make All Pro the previous year, Okay, I 0:02:46.720 --> 0:02:50.600 get him. Well, they kind of blew that out of 0:02:50.639 --> 0:02:53.839 the water this year and they filled in nicely with 0:02:53.960 --> 0:02:58.280 some you know, a young secondary. The offensive line, Mahomes 0:02:58.360 --> 0:03:01.480 was Mahomes, Kelsey was Kelsey, and Andy Reid was Andy Reid. 0:03:01.760 --> 0:03:05.480 And that was enough. Yesterday at the parade, they had 0:03:05.480 --> 0:03:08.120 the chance to take the microphone and let everybody know 0:03:08.960 --> 0:03:12.959 that you shouldn't have doubted us. Here's Travis Kelsey about 0:03:13.000 --> 0:03:16.760 those who doubted the Chiefs. Let me take you back 0:03:16.840 --> 0:03:21.720 to two twenty two. In the month of maybe April. 0:03:22.440 --> 0:03:26.040 Guys were getting signed left and right. The haters were 0:03:26.120 --> 0:03:30.880 saying that the Chiefs would never make the playoffs. The 0:03:31.000 --> 0:03:36.400 haters were saying the Chiefs weren't done. If you knew 0:03:36.440 --> 0:03:40.000 the Chiefs, we're gonna win the division. Let me hear 0:03:40.040 --> 0:03:47.800 you say, hell yeah an oh righty. That Brian Kelly 0:03:47.840 --> 0:03:51.640 showing up there. Where's that accent? I don't know he's 0:03:51.680 --> 0:03:57.960 from Ohio. The hate is southern Ohio. He's from northern Ohio. 0:03:58.240 --> 0:04:02.120 But he did play it. Cincinnatius is a college ball there. Uh. 0:04:02.280 --> 0:04:06.680 Travis Kelsey wasn't done or the Chiefs of Dynasty. This 0:04:06.840 --> 0:04:10.120 was the best season of my life. I owe it 0:04:10.160 --> 0:04:12.280 to you guys. I owe it to the guys on 0:04:12.280 --> 0:04:15.600 this stage. I owe it to everybody in Chief's Kingdom 0:04:15.760 --> 0:04:18.280 and the organization that we'll be able to been able 0:04:18.360 --> 0:04:21.240 to create it. Everybody's asking them, this is a dynasty, 0:04:21.240 --> 0:04:26.440 has been a dynasty. Okay, here's Patrick Mahomes on this 0:04:26.560 --> 0:04:30.320 rebuilding year that they had before we start this season. 0:04:31.279 --> 0:04:34.960 The NC West said we were rebuilding. I'll be honest 0:04:34.960 --> 0:04:39.240 with y'all't know are rebuilding means and are rebuilding? You 0:04:39.279 --> 0:04:47.440 were world chaps, your world chaps? Yeah, Mark, what's up 0:04:47.440 --> 0:04:50.120 with the w w E promos? No one ever said 0:04:50.160 --> 0:04:54.640 we could do with Stone Coast Steve Kelsey over there. Okay, 0:04:56.040 --> 0:05:01.240 you smell mahomes is cooking. Yeah, it's called beer. Yeah, 0:05:01.520 --> 0:05:05.600 a lot of beer. Flowing there. So all right, um, 0:05:06.360 --> 0:05:09.960 Chiefs Kingdom. Every other team has a nation, they have 0:05:10.000 --> 0:05:16.920 a kingdom. They are the Eagles, but its Chiefs Kings Kingdom. Yeah, hey, 0:05:17.520 --> 0:05:19.479 you can say whatever you want now you won the 0:05:19.520 --> 0:05:24.839 Super Bowl and there is some validity to them questioning 0:05:24.880 --> 0:05:27.880 the people who questioned them. I get it, But the 0:05:27.960 --> 0:05:30.800 Chiefs cooled off. I mean, there was nothing that the 0:05:30.880 --> 0:05:34.159 Chiefs did the previous year where you said, oh, look 0:05:34.160 --> 0:05:36.440 at that team, they're going to be great again. They 0:05:36.520 --> 0:05:39.839 did well, they drafted well, they brought in the right people, 0:05:40.240 --> 0:05:43.440 strengthened the offensive line. You know, they found a seventh 0:05:43.560 --> 0:05:47.640 round draft pick out of Rutgers Isaiah Pacheco, Like you know, 0:05:47.880 --> 0:05:51.719 it all kind of everybody filled in, you know, the 0:05:51.760 --> 0:05:58.039 gray area here, and congratulations to them, but how about 0:05:58.080 --> 0:06:00.720 we slow this um the rest of the off season, 0:06:01.160 --> 0:06:03.640 Like okay, you got your say. Like I don't want 0:06:03.640 --> 0:06:07.080 to dislike the Kansas City Chiefs, but you know they're 0:06:07.160 --> 0:06:11.160 bordering on being annoying here, like you're just bordering yeah, yeah, 0:06:11.240 --> 0:06:15.160 bordering on pian annoying. Yeah, but they won, so I'm 0:06:15.160 --> 0:06:18.040 alright with it. The Grizzlies are the ones that I'm 0:06:18.120 --> 0:06:22.840 not feeling. Can you imagine if the Memphis Grizzlies win 0:06:23.640 --> 0:06:28.040 NBA Championship, those Bears wouldn't hibern eat. Oh yeah, that'll 0:06:28.080 --> 0:06:31.920 be that'll be death. They won't let anybody forget. Yeah, Paul, 0:06:32.080 --> 0:06:34.640 the parade route was intriguing. Went they went down nobody 0:06:34.640 --> 0:06:37.920 believed its boulevard and stopped at US against the World 0:06:37.920 --> 0:06:42.560 Way and parked right there for the thing. But nobody 0:06:42.680 --> 0:06:46.800 is going to underrate the Chiefs this upcoming season. They're 0:06:46.839 --> 0:06:49.120 gonna be there. They're gonna be there. They're gonna go undefeated. 0:06:49.760 --> 0:06:53.560 I'm gonna say they're going undefeated. Yes, yes, I missed 0:06:53.600 --> 0:06:55.880 all this bravado Week two when they were like nobody 0:06:55.880 --> 0:06:59.320 believes in us? You got you go, you doubter heaters 0:06:59.320 --> 0:07:02.320 that don't think Juju Smith Schuster's any good. Okay, we'll 0:07:02.320 --> 0:07:04.880 show you. I missed all of that throughout the season. 0:07:05.200 --> 0:07:08.960 And then you know Juju Smith Schuster as he's referred 0:07:08.960 --> 0:07:12.239 to as TikTok boy by Hey J. Brown at the Eagles, 0:07:12.640 --> 0:07:15.240 like you're gonna call out, you know, the defensive back 0:07:15.280 --> 0:07:18.520 who held you on Valentine's Day and you know got 0:07:18.560 --> 0:07:23.560 the holding penalty there. Juju Smith Schuster was, you know, 0:07:24.280 --> 0:07:26.920 a phone call away of not playing in the NFL again, 0:07:27.400 --> 0:07:28.840 and then all of a sudden, you come in, you 0:07:28.840 --> 0:07:32.200 play with Patrick Mahomes, and then all right, hey, you 0:07:32.240 --> 0:07:35.480 know I'm taking receipts too. Here, Yeah, Paul, there was 0:07:35.480 --> 0:07:37.040 this great clip from the parade. I was watching a 0:07:37.040 --> 0:07:38.920 bunch of clips yesterday, and you know, these guys are 0:07:38.960 --> 0:07:41.040 drinking a lot of beer all day and there's no 0:07:41.120 --> 0:07:44.080 bathroom on these floats. So Mahomes like leaves afloat, runs 0:07:44.280 --> 0:07:46.240 and all these cops start scrambling. He runs to a 0:07:46.280 --> 0:07:48.320 porta potty and then the porta potty. All of sudden 0:07:48.360 --> 0:07:51.040 the media starts coming around. Wives and kids and families 0:07:51.040 --> 0:07:54.160 are around this porta potty like it's unveiling, and he 0:07:54.200 --> 0:07:55.840 comes out of the porta potty and the whole place 0:07:55.840 --> 0:07:58.240 just goes berserk. It's pretty good too. Well. We had 0:07:58.360 --> 0:08:02.200 Orlando Brown Junior the offense alignment on yesterday, and I said, look, 0:08:02.200 --> 0:08:04.560 your job is to make sure Mahomes doesn't fall off 0:08:04.720 --> 0:08:09.920 the float. And I guess he almost fell off the float. There. 0:08:10.320 --> 0:08:13.400 He was swaying, he was he was brady like it, 0:08:14.120 --> 0:08:16.560 you know, but he was down in beers they had fun, 0:08:16.800 --> 0:08:19.120 you know, but then and they deserved to take a 0:08:19.200 --> 0:08:21.960 victory lap. They did a wonderful job this year, and 0:08:22.640 --> 0:08:26.240 they proved a lot of us wrong with what they did. 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If I'm pronouncing that, Marshaela stop the 0:10:18.800 --> 0:10:23.880 sunny bono. LeVar Burton, John McEnroe, Elizabeth Olsen iced Tea 0:10:23.960 --> 0:10:26.800 or the Weekend. The Sunny Bono is dead, so you 0:10:26.840 --> 0:10:28.880 wouldn't want to be Sunny Bone. But maybe at the 0:10:28.920 --> 0:10:32.680 height of their careers. Of those celebrated, I feel like 0:10:32.679 --> 0:10:35.280 he died in a good way either, I don't want 0:10:35.280 --> 0:10:38.400 to do that. Okay, what else? So that's of all 0:10:38.440 --> 0:10:40.960 the people and their birthdays, who do we want to be? Like? 0:10:41.040 --> 0:10:42.160 It's not like who do you want to have a 0:10:42.200 --> 0:10:44.600 beer with? Or like grab dinner or go on a 0:10:45.240 --> 0:10:47.719 four day darkness retreat with? Who do you must want 0:10:47.720 --> 0:10:49.600 to be in the primes of their career? Which one 0:10:49.600 --> 0:10:53.439 of those would you rather be? Mahrshela. Yeah, well, I 0:10:53.480 --> 0:10:55.880 don't know. Is the Weekend in his prime right now? 0:10:55.920 --> 0:10:59.160 He's killings, no doubt about that. He's he's doing well. 0:10:59.200 --> 0:11:01.080 I might be the week because he's is he the 0:11:01.120 --> 0:11:04.480 youngest out of that? And Elizabeth Olsen is a wonderful actress, 0:11:04.520 --> 0:11:08.640 but you know she's Mary Kate and Ashley's sister, older sister. 0:11:08.760 --> 0:11:12.200 Kind of interesting though. Yeah, yeah, but I don't know. 0:11:12.240 --> 0:11:14.920 I feel like Iced Tea right now is being underappreciated. 0:11:15.000 --> 0:11:18.360 He's been, uh just like an all time great rapper. 0:11:19.080 --> 0:11:21.400 He had a heavy metal band that was awesome. He's 0:11:21.520 --> 0:11:25.480 done great things in movies, and he's on just this 0:11:25.600 --> 0:11:28.560 unbelievable run on a TV show that it's probably doing 0:11:28.640 --> 0:11:30.880 quite well for himself. That's a fellow who's figured out 0:11:30.880 --> 0:11:33.880 a hell of a life for himself. Yeah, he's He's 0:11:33.920 --> 0:11:36.120 lived like ten lives in one life. I think him 0:11:36.160 --> 0:11:38.559 and Mariska Harget have like the most episodes of Law 0:11:38.559 --> 0:11:40.839 and Order now in the history of that show. So 0:11:41.160 --> 0:11:46.040 Mariska is that And is Chris Maloney still on there? 0:11:46.120 --> 0:11:48.880 Chris Malone laughed about five years ago. Now that took 0:11:48.920 --> 0:11:51.160 the whole brand, took a hit. He's back with Law 0:11:51.160 --> 0:11:55.000 and Order like a organized crime, good show, a little 0:11:55.040 --> 0:11:57.680 darker and deeper. I haven't seen one of those shows. 0:11:58.040 --> 0:12:01.880 Is he's dark, he's deep, he's complex. Yeah, I'm intal intent. Yeah, 0:12:01.920 --> 0:12:04.280 I've not seen any any not one of those shows. 0:12:04.520 --> 0:12:07.720 You didn't even watch when they do crossovers, the criminal 0:12:07.720 --> 0:12:13.520 intent is with SPUD, I have never seen. I know, 0:12:13.600 --> 0:12:15.880 I see the promos, but I've never seen an episode. 0:12:16.320 --> 0:12:19.040 When I first got to our hotel in Scottsdale and 0:12:19.080 --> 0:12:22.440 I turned on the TV right next to each other 0:12:22.679 --> 0:12:25.760 was Law and Order for like five straight hours. Or 0:12:26.440 --> 0:12:29.600 a Million Dollars Listings LA for like five straight hours, 0:12:29.679 --> 0:12:32.480 and it was like Sophie's choice. I was like, I 0:12:32.520 --> 0:12:34.800 don't know what am I supposed. I hadn't been watching 0:12:34.840 --> 0:12:37.760 Million Dollars Listening LA. And our good buddy Josh all 0:12:37.880 --> 0:12:39.520 I saw him on there. I was like, oh, Man, 0:12:39.600 --> 0:12:42.200 remember that guy. He used to be your buddy, Yeah, 0:12:42.400 --> 0:12:45.880 former kicker in college. Is he a guy who might 0:12:45.920 --> 0:12:50.840 not get your sense of humor? Josh Altman? Yeah? Oh, 0:12:51.000 --> 0:12:55.160 or do you think he does? He might not get it, 0:12:55.360 --> 0:12:58.760 you know, because I poked fun at him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:12:58.760 --> 0:13:00.400 like Eric stone Street, I don't think got your sense 0:13:00.440 --> 0:13:02.440 of here. No he did not. No, he did not. 0:13:02.640 --> 0:13:04.720 I don't And I only mentioned him because of the Chiefs. 0:13:04.760 --> 0:13:06.440 It's like topical right now. But I don't think he 0:13:06.480 --> 0:13:09.320 got your sense of humor. No. I think I said 0:13:09.360 --> 0:13:14.400 something as he was leaving our studio, Yeah, something about that, 0:13:14.480 --> 0:13:19.679 and he referred, he goes, what a D word? D word? 0:13:20.080 --> 0:13:27.079 Very loud? What legendary, an all time great moment off 0:13:27.080 --> 0:13:32.080 air on this show. Loved it? What word? And I go, oh, 0:13:32.080 --> 0:13:37.839 did he just say that? I'm glad I got to him. Yeah, 0:13:37.880 --> 0:13:40.320 he doesn't get he didn't get my sense of humor. 0:13:40.400 --> 0:13:42.440 I don't think he did. I don't. I don't know 0:13:42.440 --> 0:13:45.760 if Nick Wright gets my sense of humor either. He 0:13:45.880 --> 0:13:48.560 better hurry up and get it, because there's more where 0:13:48.640 --> 0:13:51.000 that's coming from. Yes, if you go back and watch 0:13:51.040 --> 0:13:52.600 like the early Law and Orders Dan, you could see 0:13:52.640 --> 0:13:54.800 a lot of famous actors who had cameos like before 0:13:54.800 --> 0:13:57.959 they got famous, Like, uh, what's her name? Julia Roberts 0:13:58.000 --> 0:13:59.800 was on Law and Order back when she was a nobody. 0:14:00.120 --> 0:14:02.720 You know, Robin Williams did one just for once. Roberts 0:14:02.840 --> 0:14:06.120 was always a somebuddy point. Sorry apologies. Bradley Cooper was 0:14:06.160 --> 0:14:07.800 in a scene where he was like a drug guy. 0:14:07.920 --> 0:14:09.560 You'll see all these famous actors from back in the day. 0:14:09.600 --> 0:14:12.760 You should start watching Law and Order. No, it's too late, 0:14:12.800 --> 0:14:14.040 and you know you could pick it up right now. 0:14:14.080 --> 0:14:15.840 You don't need to. You don't need to know the 0:14:15.880 --> 0:14:18.240 storyline or anything. You just jump right in from the headlines. 0:14:18.320 --> 0:14:20.680 There's some backstory that you might not get, but for 0:14:20.720 --> 0:14:22.480 the most part you'll be all right. I don't think 0:14:22.520 --> 0:14:26.320 I watch network TV. Maybe that's the problem. Oh you're 0:14:26.360 --> 0:14:29.400 missing out, Well, I know you. All you watch is 0:14:29.440 --> 0:14:32.720 ABC NBC and CBS had a lot of local weather newscasts. 0:14:33.040 --> 0:14:34.560 You'll have to know what the weather is going to be. 0:14:34.680 --> 0:14:38.520 And we have we have an idea for future parades. 0:14:38.800 --> 0:14:40.960 And I'll take a break and I'll come back and 0:14:41.360 --> 0:14:43.400 let you know. I think this is a good suggestion 0:14:44.120 --> 0:14:48.040 for the parades, you know, celebrations as we move forward. 0:14:48.280 --> 0:14:50.560 I got a good idea. We'll come up with a 0:14:50.760 --> 0:14:53.280 poll question. We'll settle on one. Are we gonna go 0:14:53.360 --> 0:14:55.960 with do you want to be the weekend or you know, 0:14:56.200 --> 0:14:57.920 a week ago? With who's better at their job? Chris 0:14:58.000 --> 0:15:00.560 Simms or Jeff Passing? No, I don't want to go. 0:15:00.840 --> 0:15:02.640 You don't want to Oh no, no, no, no, we 0:15:02.960 --> 0:15:05.640 can't do that. Okay, all right, because obviously it's past 0:15:06.440 --> 0:15:10.440 is gonna win in a landslide? Yes, Todd, what about 0:15:10.480 --> 0:15:12.600 going with Aaron Rodgers to his Darkness retreat? If he 0:15:12.760 --> 0:15:14.760 selected you for whatever reason out of all the people, 0:15:14.760 --> 0:15:16.280 And you can even say, yeah, I'll go with you 0:15:16.320 --> 0:15:18.600 and hang out in the tenth for four days or no, what, 0:15:18.840 --> 0:15:21.200 that's not what I'm into. Have fun with that. I'd 0:15:21.240 --> 0:15:26.400 do it, okay, Yeah, I mean sure, why on I 0:15:26.440 --> 0:15:31.440 mean they're bringing in food yeah, he's not gonna be hungry. 0:15:31.640 --> 0:15:34.960 Might be minimalistic kind of food. No, no, there's nothing 0:15:34.960 --> 0:15:38.400 that says you're on his starvation, you know, type of 0:15:38.520 --> 0:15:41.280 got to catch your own fish and start your own No, no, no, no, 0:15:41.840 --> 0:15:44.800 And uh, did you see the guy the naked what's 0:15:44.840 --> 0:15:48.480 that show? Naked and scared or something? Naked and afraid 0:15:48.480 --> 0:15:52.280 and the guy ended up? I think he um burnt 0:15:52.320 --> 0:15:57.920 his Oh yeah, yeah, I think. Yes, we've had the 0:15:58.000 --> 0:16:00.640 D word. Yeah, D word coming back? Saw that coming. 0:16:01.520 --> 0:16:04.840 I mean it's like you're naked and afraid. No, then 0:16:04.880 --> 0:16:07.200 put on clothes and get off the damn island like 0:16:07.280 --> 0:16:11.560 I'm naked and afraid. Okay, so don't be Yeah, and 0:16:11.720 --> 0:16:16.400 don't sign up for the show. It's really easy. It 0:16:16.480 --> 0:16:20.520 wasn't called clothed and comfortable. Yeah, I gotta give you 0:16:20.520 --> 0:16:22.720 a couple of bloops. Man, you're you got you got 0:16:22.760 --> 0:16:26.000 a couple of good liners here today, Marv. Oh thank you? 0:16:26.040 --> 0:16:28.680 It's early yea, it is, yeah, yes, time. It's like 0:16:28.720 --> 0:16:30.880 when the Bachelor of Bachelor. I didn't sign up for this, 0:16:31.000 --> 0:16:33.280 who think at all? Emotionals, that's exactly what you signed 0:16:33.320 --> 0:16:35.440 up for. You want to be discovered and found and 0:16:35.640 --> 0:16:38.000 become famous. So don't don't be crying about her kids. 0:16:38.080 --> 0:16:42.840 Choose between Brian and Sally. Pe could have let Marvin 0:16:42.880 --> 0:16:46.360 just let the line just stay there. Marvin had one 0:16:46.400 --> 0:16:49.800 of those end of the uh you know segment like 0:16:50.760 --> 0:16:55.600 Maharash Yeah, and Sunny Bono, who is no longer. How 0:16:55.640 --> 0:16:58.040 about we take a break here, We'll come back Sonny 0:16:58.040 --> 0:17:00.960 Bono right now. As a matter run me into a trade. 0:17:03.480 --> 0:17:07.360 He was skiing and he ran into a tree. Yes, yes, yeah, 0:17:07.400 --> 0:17:10.800 thank god. Let's take a break here. Going to come 0:17:10.800 --> 0:17:14.040 back on the program Dangerous Sport. Thank you Todd back 0:17:14.080 --> 0:17:17.879 after this dam Patrick show. Oh do you want to 0:17:17.880 --> 0:17:20.040 be in this business? You can take my place right 0:17:20.080 --> 0:17:23.360 now if you wanted to. Full Sale University Dan Patrick's 0:17:23.359 --> 0:17:26.240 school to sports casting five years ago. This month we 0:17:26.359 --> 0:17:28.720 welcomed our first students. Now we have over one hundred 0:17:28.720 --> 0:17:32.280 graduates employed in the industry all across the country. 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If the 0:19:17.960 --> 0:19:22.240 athlete gets on the microphone and swears, then it cost him, 0:19:22.320 --> 0:19:26.959 let's say, a charitable donation of five hundred dollars per swear. 0:19:27.680 --> 0:19:32.000 How about that. Remember when Draymond Greene got upset because 0:19:32.040 --> 0:19:37.000 the Celtic fans were saying, you know, basically bleep Draymond, 0:19:37.520 --> 0:19:40.320 and he was upset because his wife was there with 0:19:40.400 --> 0:19:43.000 their kids. And then he goes to the Golden State 0:19:43.040 --> 0:19:46.040 Parade and then has dropping f bombs all over the place. 0:19:47.040 --> 0:19:49.399 Then I would find him five hundred dollars for the 0:19:49.440 --> 0:19:54.000 swear jar for each time. Travis Kelsey might be down 0:19:54.160 --> 0:19:56.520 a couple of grand today, but I'm sure that he 0:19:56.520 --> 0:20:00.760 would be fine with them charitable donation there and just 0:20:00.840 --> 0:20:03.320 to have a big square jar. And then you'd have 0:20:03.359 --> 0:20:05.800 guys who would probably go all right, here's my five 0:20:05.920 --> 0:20:08.280 hundred and then they would go up there and they 0:20:08.560 --> 0:20:12.120 you do a pre pay, just say how I'm gonna 0:20:12.160 --> 0:20:14.600 give you five thousand dollars because when I get on 0:20:14.600 --> 0:20:18.080 that microphone. By the way, when or if we ever 0:20:18.119 --> 0:20:21.000 win a Sports Emmy, are we gonna act this way? 0:20:21.119 --> 0:20:24.360 That nobody believed in us. This is a rebuilding year 0:20:24.400 --> 0:20:28.440 because we brought in Marvin all right with mclovin gone, yeah, set, 0:20:28.720 --> 0:20:33.120 can we have a parade? Yeah, dude, let's have a parade. 0:20:34.000 --> 0:20:36.159 We could do it. Let's have a parade. Well, we 0:20:36.160 --> 0:20:38.359 have to win first. Well, we have to schedule at 0:20:38.400 --> 0:20:40.680 win or lose because we got to talk to the town. Well, 0:20:40.720 --> 0:20:44.480 win or lose, we celebrate win or lose, we parade. Yeoh, 0:20:44.600 --> 0:20:47.919 desimon A, they turn up. Yeah, let's go. Let's go, 0:20:48.160 --> 0:20:50.840 so we'll have a We'll have a parade in Des Moines, 0:20:51.200 --> 0:20:53.880 Des Moines, Iowa. We're gonna have a parade, damn it. 0:20:54.840 --> 0:20:57.639 Let's go. Yes, Well, does Milford deserve it? Because this 0:20:57.760 --> 0:20:59.720 is our home place. This is where the man cave is. 0:20:59.720 --> 0:21:01.879 We go up and down from like the emissions building, 0:21:01.960 --> 0:21:04.119 over to the diner and then back around to the 0:21:04.119 --> 0:21:08.720 gas station to the abandoned building. Are we gonna be 0:21:08.760 --> 0:21:12.679 taking receipts that nobody believed in us, and uh, you 0:21:12.720 --> 0:21:14.479 know we had a rebuilding year, we'd have them more 0:21:14.480 --> 0:21:17.600 of a case of the chiefs, do ye, So definitely 0:21:17.600 --> 0:21:20.800 nobody believing in us. Yeah, yeah, I think we should 0:21:20.800 --> 0:21:25.480 have a parade. Everybody gets their own car, their own 0:21:25.760 --> 0:21:28.439 you know, float, and then we do. It's just a 0:21:28.440 --> 0:21:31.399 real small parade. We don't tell anybody we're gonna have 0:21:31.400 --> 0:21:33.800 a parade. We just go out and, you know, slow 0:21:33.840 --> 0:21:37.000 down traffic and then just kind of make a lot 0:21:37.000 --> 0:21:39.439 of noise there. Hold it up, traffic, pull over? What 0:21:39.560 --> 0:21:41.840 is the what are these people do it? They're gonna 0:21:41.840 --> 0:21:45.000 think it's a funeral. Yes, he would be throwing mountain 0:21:45.040 --> 0:21:47.080 dew cans to Fritzie. He'd be crushing them and throwing 0:21:47.119 --> 0:21:49.879 them down like little pigs and blankets. Love it. Oh, 0:21:49.880 --> 0:21:52.640 it'd be nice. You know. We'd bring the tragger grill 0:21:52.720 --> 0:21:55.520 with us, have that along for the ride. Get the 0:21:55.920 --> 0:21:58.919 Mercedes out. Yesmar do we give speeches at like the 0:21:58.960 --> 0:22:01.840 town Green. Now, nobody ever thought in the Dead Patch 0:22:01.960 --> 0:22:06.480 show they don't believe this. Give me a hell yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:22:07.080 --> 0:22:11.760 there's nobody there. I want to thank our families for 0:22:11.960 --> 0:22:16.240 the endless entirely support of this show. We all of 0:22:16.280 --> 0:22:19.400 a sudden, I'll have Southern accents when we do, Yes, 0:22:19.520 --> 0:22:21.800 Paul and the fans. Instead of going one more ye, 0:22:22.160 --> 0:22:28.040 no more years, No more years, Calvin Ridley applies for reinstatement. 0:22:28.119 --> 0:22:33.160 By the way, Calvin Ridley, people forget his last year. 0:22:33.880 --> 0:22:37.879 So in twenty twenty, Calvin Ridley had fourteen hundred yards 0:22:37.920 --> 0:22:41.840 over ninety catches, nine touchdowns, and then he got suspended 0:22:41.880 --> 0:22:45.280 because he was betting. He was not playing, but he 0:22:45.359 --> 0:22:49.600