WEBVTT - Olympics On Steroids, Gwenyth Paltrow Is Punk?!? 05.23.25 0:00:05.680 --> 0:00:07.360 What if my thing was that I've been trying to 0:00:07.480 --> 0:00:10.400 change my Social Security number for like a more esthetically 0:00:10.520 --> 0:00:11.720 pleasing number. 0:00:11.960 --> 0:00:15.240 And it's tubes or something, just like, yes. 0:00:15.200 --> 0:00:20.200 Yeah, about the exact numbers to be eight zero eight five, 0:00:21.239 --> 0:00:25.280 and then that again, actually I've eight. 0:00:25.239 --> 0:00:28.040 Zero zero eight right, because you're turning it upside down? 0:00:28.880 --> 0:00:31.560 Yeah, exactly, Bless, I guess any times? 0:00:31.600 --> 0:00:35.080 Oh yeah, yeah, damn. How many numbers is that? Because 0:00:35.280 --> 0:00:38.280 so social Security Damn dude, how many numbers is that? 0:00:40.520 --> 0:00:44.360 I'm just impressed by. No, I'm just wondering if there 0:00:44.479 --> 0:00:48.200 is somebody with the social Security number bobless but also 0:00:48.360 --> 0:00:52.600 impressed by anytime someone gives me a phone number, I'm like, damn, dog, 0:00:52.720 --> 0:00:54.040 how many numbers was that? 0:00:54.200 --> 0:00:55.320 Numbers? 0:00:55.360 --> 0:00:59.959 Slow down? Man? What is that? How do you keep 0:01:00.000 --> 0:01:04.080 shreck of all these? So I just counted on my fingers. 0:01:04.160 --> 0:01:07.240 There's nine on the Social Security number. B O O 0:01:07.600 --> 0:01:10.119 B L E s STA. 0:01:10.160 --> 0:01:14.119 We're one short, yeah, one put an Erica like you know. 0:01:14.200 --> 0:01:17.640 You can do boo bliss? Yeah, you know, all right, 0:01:18.760 --> 0:01:20.560 that's plenty for you. Just enough. 0:01:21.000 --> 0:01:24.399 It's a freezing cold open. Someone say too much. 0:01:27.760 --> 0:01:28.520 Some would. 0:01:30.640 --> 0:01:33.959 People with industry experience would say that's too much. 0:01:40.880 --> 0:01:44.200 Hello the Internet, and welcome to season three, eighty nine, 0:01:44.280 --> 0:01:48.760 episode five of Derdaly's I Guess It's a production of 0:01:48.760 --> 0:01:51.520 Iiheart Radio. It's a podcast where you take a deep 0:01:51.560 --> 0:01:55.400 dive into America share consciousness. And it's Friday, May twenty third, 0:01:55.520 --> 0:02:00.960 twenty twenty five. My name is Jack O'Brien aka I 0:02:01.040 --> 0:02:06.040 drink warm milk in the shower above my chestay my hands, 0:02:06.520 --> 0:02:12.000 guzzle that shit for hours. Alpha bros don't understand that one, 0:02:12.040 --> 0:02:16.040 courtesy a fashionable dinosaur on the discord in reference to 0:02:16.280 --> 0:02:20.600 I'm going anti grind set bros, who are like all 0:02:20.600 --> 0:02:25.680 about the quick cold shower, I'm all about returning to 0:02:25.720 --> 0:02:29.960 the womb via hours long warm showers where I drink 0:02:30.040 --> 0:02:33.480 some warm milk, and yeah. 0:02:33.560 --> 0:02:36.360 That's fantastic. That's We'll talk about drinking a beer in 0:02:36.400 --> 0:02:38.600 the shower, but drinking a whole gallon of milk in 0:02:38.639 --> 0:02:39.240 the shower. 0:02:39.160 --> 0:02:43.519 Is warm milk until you fall asleep in the warm 0:02:43.560 --> 0:02:48.320 shower eight percent milks. And it's actually good for the environment. 0:02:48.360 --> 0:02:50.880 There's a certain point at which you leave the warm 0:02:50.880 --> 0:02:52.800 water on for so long that it becomes good for 0:02:52.880 --> 0:02:57.000 the environment somehow, I agree. Anyways, I'm thrilled to be 0:02:57.200 --> 0:02:59.959 joined by today's guest co host, a writer and act 0:03:00.600 --> 0:03:03.639 and comedian whose newest special, Daddy Lung Legs is a 0:03:03.720 --> 0:03:06.840 mustwash and available on YouTube. The coiner of the disgusting 0:03:06.880 --> 0:03:10.440 phrase plumpers to describe his thighs, It's Blake Wexland. 0:03:13.080 --> 0:03:16.520 This is Blake Wexor aka. I'm gonna blake till the 0:03:16.560 --> 0:03:22.000 midnight hour. That's when my legs come tumbling out. I'm 0:03:22.040 --> 0:03:26.119 gone to blake till the midnight hour because these thighs, 0:03:26.360 --> 0:03:30.600 they are so round. Thank you. I swave it or not. 0:03:30.800 --> 0:03:32.919 This might shock you, but that came from my head. 0:03:33.360 --> 0:03:37.040 I wrote, really, Yes, the Lord did that, God did. 0:03:37.320 --> 0:03:38.640 God is speaking through me. 0:03:38.960 --> 0:03:44.040 God that's right, which is mightier some would say. And 0:03:44.280 --> 0:03:47.800 this sword I have and came up with right there, 0:03:48.240 --> 0:03:51.240 that is Today's a good brain day for. 0:03:51.280 --> 0:03:55.240 Me, Blake. We're thrilled to be joined in Arisquar seats 0:03:56.200 --> 0:04:02.680 by someone who called you blakey to day, which is 0:04:02.720 --> 0:04:07.400 now what I will be calling you. Uh. A very 0:04:07.400 --> 0:04:11.440 sunny comedian, actor and Emmy nominated writer who's written for 0:04:11.440 --> 0:04:15.120 a good mythical morning. Reductress Brockmeier. You've seen them everywhere 0:04:15.120 --> 0:04:18.560 from the Edinburgh Fringe Festival to the latest season of 0:04:18.640 --> 0:04:20.839 Girls five EV please welcome back to the show. 0:04:24.440 --> 0:04:27.520 I don't have a song today, but I'll just double 0:04:27.560 --> 0:04:32.480 down on Blakey Blakey. I didn't even realize I did 0:04:32.560 --> 0:04:36.760 that until you said that Blake's name. I think Blake 0:04:36.800 --> 0:04:39.760 and I actually met on the Cracked podcast, right, yeah, 0:04:39.960 --> 0:04:40.480 I think you guy. 0:04:41.880 --> 0:04:46.600 Episode of the Cracked podcast. Yeah, at that u UCB side. 0:04:47.000 --> 0:04:50.520 When I was producing then, yeah, wild. 0:04:50.360 --> 0:04:50.880 So fun. 0:04:50.960 --> 0:04:52.159 And then there was one. 0:04:52.040 --> 0:04:54.839 Time You're a guest right on that episode Blake. 0:04:55.640 --> 0:04:59.360 I was producing. Was I on there? I know we 0:04:59.360 --> 0:05:00.000 were on one together. 0:05:00.440 --> 0:05:03.760 Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Those were great. But I 0:05:04.240 --> 0:05:08.360 my blaky blaky heart. Sorry, that's a good one, my heart. 0:05:09.120 --> 0:05:13.480 I have an anecdote about Blake. I always remember because 0:05:13.839 --> 0:05:16.680 I went this was like a random, like pre pandemic, 0:05:16.760 --> 0:05:18.839 one of those late night bar shows that were weekly 0:05:18.880 --> 0:05:20.679 that nobody comes to you or whatever. Do you remember 0:05:20.680 --> 0:05:22.960 there's a public house and then you were about to 0:05:22.960 --> 0:05:24.000 go on and I was like you have to go 0:05:24.080 --> 0:05:26.279 last and whatever. It was like I'm like so sorry whatever, 0:05:26.480 --> 0:05:29.479 You're like, no, it's all good. And then you texted me, 0:05:29.640 --> 0:05:31.080 but you were trying to text your wife. 0:05:31.480 --> 0:05:32.200 Oh my god. 0:05:32.320 --> 0:05:33.960 But it was like so sweet. But you were like 0:05:34.040 --> 0:05:36.839 I'm so sorry, honey boo, like like I'm almost done, 0:05:36.880 --> 0:05:39.279 I'll be right, sir, I'm missing you, and like but 0:05:39.320 --> 0:05:40.600 it was funny because you had just like been like 0:05:40.600 --> 0:05:43.239 oh so so fine and then turned away and texted 0:05:43.320 --> 0:05:46.120 and I just get this mess like from Blake's like 0:05:46.120 --> 0:05:47.880 like I miss you, and it was so cute. It 0:05:47.920 --> 0:05:49.520 was like, you know, it was just a very sweet message. 0:05:49.520 --> 0:05:55.240 But I was like for me, that was actually for you. 0:05:55.680 --> 0:05:56.560 I'm giving you. 0:05:56.760 --> 0:06:02.320 Oh my god, that's the moral the story place inappropriate with. 0:06:03.839 --> 0:06:06.600 They're just like, no, that was just nice to you. No, No, 0:06:06.640 --> 0:06:09.440 I'm sorry you got up on stage five. 0:06:09.920 --> 0:06:13.560 I misread the room. No, it is that is a 0:06:13.600 --> 0:06:16.360 sweet thing of like because it could go either way 0:06:16.360 --> 0:06:18.400 of like oh you could get a window into someone's 0:06:18.440 --> 0:06:21.599 life and it is the scene is not nice and 0:06:22.000 --> 0:06:23.799 uh yeah, No, I had a great That was always 0:06:23.800 --> 0:06:25.120 such a fun show. It was in the back of 0:06:25.200 --> 0:06:27.480 the public House and like that was the only show 0:06:27.520 --> 0:06:30.520 I could walk to in La and it was still 0:06:31.080 --> 0:06:33.800 like uphill, so I would be soaked I could get 0:06:33.839 --> 0:06:35.520 in there. But I'm like, no, I need to walk 0:06:35.560 --> 0:06:38.080 to shows with it if it's within like two miles. But yeah, 0:06:38.120 --> 0:06:39.640 oh that's sweet. I forgot about that story. 0:06:39.680 --> 0:06:40.120 That's cool. 0:06:40.120 --> 0:06:41.719 But it made me realize because I'm you know, like 0:06:42.000 --> 0:06:44.760 I'm just out and about and now I'm in a relationship. 0:06:44.760 --> 0:06:46.880 But I'm like those kind of moments give me like 0:06:46.920 --> 0:06:48.720 now with that I'm in a relationship, like little markers 0:06:48.720 --> 0:06:50.560 of like oh, those are like nice things to have, 0:06:50.680 --> 0:06:53.200 like keeping your partner updated and when you're out like 0:06:53.240 --> 0:06:55.880 doing shows like that, because I feel like when I 0:06:55.920 --> 0:06:58.520 was younger, I didn't have those models and I was 0:06:58.560 --> 0:07:01.280 just thinking when I when you're texting me at like yeah, 0:07:01.279 --> 0:07:03.840 it's funny. Now that I'm married and I'm thinking about that, 0:07:03.880 --> 0:07:06.160 but just like, oh, that was such a like kind 0:07:06.160 --> 0:07:08.680 of little core memory of like, oh, that's like what 0:07:08.720 --> 0:07:10.600 a good relationship is. It's just up to it's like, Okay, 0:07:10.640 --> 0:07:12.360 I'm gonna be a little late, but you know, just 0:07:12.600 --> 0:07:15.280 an update my partner, miss you will be home soon. 0:07:15.800 --> 0:07:17.400 Yeah, that's that was really nice. 0:07:17.520 --> 0:07:19.760 Yeah you aren't like I'm gonna be late and I 0:07:19.840 --> 0:07:23.040 don't want to hear it. Okay, yeah, I'm going to 0:07:23.120 --> 0:07:24.880 be late and then I'm gonna go to the strip 0:07:25.000 --> 0:07:27.520 club and then I'm gonna go I have to do. 0:07:27.560 --> 0:07:30.480 Drugs in the park, you know, Yeah it was I 0:07:30.520 --> 0:07:32.800 did go home after the show, but yeah, no, I 0:07:32.840 --> 0:07:34.560 guess it makes sense where you're like for us, like 0:07:34.600 --> 0:07:36.760 we're so used to being out late. But then you know, 0:07:36.840 --> 0:07:39.400 if you have like a partner who doesn't who isn't 0:07:39.440 --> 0:07:41.680 you know, like that's not part of their second nature. 0:07:41.680 --> 0:07:43.520 It's like, oh, yeah, by the way, this, I could 0:07:43.560 --> 0:07:45.400 be home at this time, or I could be home later. 0:07:45.640 --> 0:07:48.000 So yeah, that's cool. Thank you for telling that story. 0:07:48.560 --> 0:07:50.640 That is Blake's an inspiration to us all. 0:07:51.160 --> 0:07:52.400 Yes, thank you. 0:07:52.480 --> 0:07:54.800 Well, I'm thrilled to have both of you here today. 0:07:55.120 --> 0:07:56.960 T T. We're going to get to know you a 0:07:57.000 --> 0:07:59.960 little bit better in a moment. First, we're gonna tell 0:08:00.040 --> 0:08:02.360 listeners a couple of those stories we're talking about today. 0:08:03.080 --> 0:08:06.600 The Enhanced Games are coming to Vegas, that is Olympics 0:08:06.600 --> 0:08:10.960 where you're allowed to do performance enhancing drugs. That those 0:08:11.000 --> 0:08:13.960 are going to happen in Las Vegas in twenty twenty 0:08:13.960 --> 0:08:19.560 six thanks to wrestling. Yeah, it's like wrestling, ww right, 0:08:19.680 --> 0:08:21.520 I don't know they could have made it cool. Like, well, 0:08:21.600 --> 0:08:24.560 we'll talk about it, it's being Russians, it's being funded 0:08:24.600 --> 0:08:27.920 by Donald Trump Junior, and it's like one of these 0:08:27.960 --> 0:08:31.280 like those all the worst you know, libertarian tech bros 0:08:31.320 --> 0:08:35.400 are into it, And before like really digging into it, 0:08:35.480 --> 0:08:38.280 I was like, I mean, you know, broke clocks right 0:08:38.320 --> 0:08:40.880 every once in a while. This is intriguing, I am. 0:08:41.040 --> 0:08:44.920 You know, the question that is begged by all of 0:08:44.960 --> 0:08:48.680 the like you know, performance enhancing drug testing around the 0:08:48.679 --> 0:08:51.400 Olympics is like, how cool would this be if they 0:08:51.400 --> 0:08:54.559 were allowed to just like do stuff that made them 0:08:54.679 --> 0:08:59.040 like fucking vibrate off of the planet Earth. But I 0:08:59.080 --> 0:09:01.000 think there's some issues. Ways, we'll talk about that. We'll 0:09:01.000 --> 0:09:02.960 talk about a punk band that just released an album 0:09:03.360 --> 0:09:08.120 that smells like Wyneth Poutraw's Vagina Candle. We will talk 0:09:08.160 --> 0:09:12.040 about the next Mission Impossible movie, and just generally the 0:09:12.040 --> 0:09:14.920 politics of Tom Cruise movies, all of that plenty more. 0:09:15.280 --> 0:09:18.720 But first, T T Lee, we like to ask our guest, 0:09:18.880 --> 0:09:22.640 what is something from your search history that's revealing about 0:09:22.679 --> 0:09:23.160 who you are? 0:09:23.800 --> 0:09:26.360 Oh gosh, this has just happened this morning. So I 0:09:26.600 --> 0:09:30.360 googled how to undo delete in a contact on your 0:09:30.360 --> 0:09:35.360 iPhone because and this is I'm exposing me, I am like, 0:09:35.400 --> 0:09:37.160 you know those reddits when they're like, am I the asshole? 0:09:37.200 --> 0:09:38.960 I'm one hundred percent of asshole, just gonna be out 0:09:38.960 --> 0:09:39.320 of there. 0:09:39.640 --> 0:09:44.160 But my I'm a much less popular reddit thing. 0:09:44.360 --> 0:09:46.720 I'm definitely the asshole here, and you know what, And 0:09:46.800 --> 0:09:49.640 I honestly it's okay. Sometimes you got to be the asshole. 0:09:49.760 --> 0:09:52.679 And but this is what I did because my my 0:09:53.080 --> 0:09:55.280 husband met with and I'm not gonna get into the 0:09:55.280 --> 0:09:57.880 whole story, but anyways, he met with an ex who 0:09:57.960 --> 0:09:59.720 I said you should meet with her because she had 0:09:59.760 --> 0:10:01.800 reached out and after a long time, I'm not talking 0:10:01.840 --> 0:10:04.760 and this was like whatever you know there, This was 0:10:04.760 --> 0:10:07.679 a lot of childhood thing. But they met and then 0:10:07.960 --> 0:10:10.439 they like met for a while and everything was fine. 0:10:10.480 --> 0:10:12.640 But I when he came home, I realized. I was like, 0:10:12.760 --> 0:10:14.600 and now I think you should never talk to her again. 0:10:14.640 --> 0:10:16.640 Like that's how I felt like. I didn't feel that before. 0:10:16.640 --> 0:10:19.200 But then I was like, sounds like that was that's good. 0:10:19.559 --> 0:10:21.240 And I said you should delete her number, and he 0:10:21.320 --> 0:10:23.959 like didn't want to, but I was like he laughed, 0:10:23.960 --> 0:10:25.959 and I was like, okay, whatever, delete her number. That 0:10:26.040 --> 0:10:30.120 this morning I still was like, you should delete your number. 0:10:30.240 --> 0:10:32.199 So then I said, can you give me your phone? 0:10:32.200 --> 0:10:33.720 And he was so trusting he just gave it to 0:10:33.760 --> 0:10:35.840 me and I deleted it and he got very upset 0:10:35.840 --> 0:10:37.480 and he was like, that was very rude, which it was, 0:10:38.800 --> 0:10:41.400 but I did want the number off of his phone. 0:10:42.360 --> 0:10:46.240 But then after I saw how he was and I betrayed, 0:10:46.920 --> 0:10:49.520 the trust was because I don't think he expected me 0:10:49.600 --> 0:10:52.040 to do that, which I thought. I mean, that's like 0:10:52.120 --> 0:10:53.880 what I what do you think I'm going to do? 0:10:54.000 --> 0:10:56.920 I'm asking? Yeah, So then I. 0:10:56.800 --> 0:11:01.160 Do phone, Yeah, I don't have you're going to delete 0:11:01.160 --> 0:11:01.640 that number off? 0:11:01.640 --> 0:11:01.920 The fuck? 0:11:02.320 --> 0:11:04.480 I felt very bad. So then I did google it 0:11:04.559 --> 0:11:06.440 and you just shake your phone and it comes back. 0:11:06.480 --> 0:11:09.400 But yeah, shaking the phone thing is so weird that 0:11:09.440 --> 0:11:12.880 they're just like the way to like do jump back 0:11:12.880 --> 0:11:15.640 at step on your phone. It's just like shake it 0:11:15.800 --> 0:11:20.480 like motherfucker. Yeah. I always feel violent. I always. I'm 0:11:20.520 --> 0:11:25.640 like you always. Yeah, there's no real like cool way 0:11:25.679 --> 0:11:29.960 to do it. Always. Yeah. So yeah, I'm glad that 0:11:30.040 --> 0:11:32.800 you're agreeing that you're the asshole in that situation. 0:11:33.040 --> 0:11:35.760 I will say when I when I put it back 0:11:35.760 --> 0:11:38.719 on his phone, I did say because at first he 0:11:38.840 --> 0:11:40.480 was like, that's fine, and then I was like, no, 0:11:41.080 --> 0:11:43.280 it'll mean more when you do it. So I do 0:11:43.440 --> 0:11:45.920 still expect him to delete it at some point. 0:11:46.320 --> 0:11:49.720 Will when you do it is so good? I was 0:11:49.720 --> 0:11:51.720 gonna say it's it was a lot that you did, 0:11:51.760 --> 0:11:55.760 like a mission impossible style break into his ex's house 0:11:55.880 --> 0:12:00.480 to delete his number off her phone. That was impressive. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:12:00.520 --> 0:12:02.800 and on that level, it like kind of wraps back 0:12:02.840 --> 0:12:06.560 around to just being awesome again. Yeah, right right. 0:12:06.679 --> 0:12:08.320 We had to cut that part of the story for time, 0:12:08.360 --> 0:12:11.600 but there was a whole thing and yeah. 0:12:11.800 --> 0:12:15.560 Involved, yeah, what is something you think is underrated? 0:12:16.240 --> 0:12:19.679 Underrated? I wrote down two things. I wrote down sex 0:12:19.720 --> 0:12:26.440 streams and landing page websites, which I just missed, like 0:12:26.520 --> 0:12:29.319 going somewhere online, like you know when you like log 0:12:29.360 --> 0:12:31.360 on and now it's all social media, but I'm like, 0:12:31.440 --> 0:12:32.920 I just want to go to a page like how 0:12:33.040 --> 0:12:35.000 kind of how like how cracked was or you know 0:12:35.080 --> 0:12:35.400 that you. 0:12:35.360 --> 0:12:37.199 Had a page that you just were like, what are 0:12:37.200 --> 0:12:37.680 they up to? 0:12:37.840 --> 0:12:40.560 You can hang out and stuff and it's not just news, 0:12:40.640 --> 0:12:43.480 it's things, and yeah I missed that. I don't know 0:12:43.520 --> 0:12:46.679 if there's a place everyone's hanging out, but I am 0:12:46.760 --> 0:12:48.960 not invited, So let me know if there's a website 0:12:49.000 --> 0:12:51.520 we're all hanging out at that isn't our own social media's. 0:12:52.160 --> 0:12:54.720 And then also sex streams because I don't know, I 0:12:54.800 --> 0:12:56.840 just uh, and maybe this is a merry thing, but 0:12:56.880 --> 0:12:58.920 I feel like I have less sex streams. But then 0:12:58.960 --> 0:13:01.000 recently I did have one and I was like, oh, 0:13:01.240 --> 0:13:04.360 these are fun, and I think I had more of 0:13:04.360 --> 0:13:06.360 them when I was younger, in my twenties, and maybe 0:13:06.400 --> 0:13:10.199 I am just dating myself because I'm getting older, but I. 0:13:10.120 --> 0:13:11.599 Don't know, they're underrated. 0:13:11.720 --> 0:13:13.600 I feel like when we were younger, we're like, oh, 0:13:13.720 --> 0:13:15.760 sex rooms are funny, but now as an adult, you're like, 0:13:16.000 --> 0:13:18.040 I don't know, they add some liveliness to your night, 0:13:18.160 --> 0:13:21.280 Like why not watch a raunchy movie while you're in bed? 0:13:21.360 --> 0:13:24.079 Why not wake up and feel nice. I don't know. 0:13:24.160 --> 0:13:27.000 It's a little different for my automatic. My anatomy is 0:13:27.040 --> 0:13:29.200 a little different for you guys than you guys I think, 0:13:29.280 --> 0:13:34.600 so it might have different consequences for all of you 0:13:34.640 --> 0:13:37.120 out there. But I wake up and you know, I 0:13:37.160 --> 0:13:38.600 can just start my day. I don't feel like do 0:13:38.679 --> 0:13:39.600 any laundry. 0:13:39.679 --> 0:13:43.240 So it's like that term like sober people use, like 0:13:43.280 --> 0:13:45.760 a free lapse where like if you have like like 0:13:45.800 --> 0:13:47.920 surgery or something, you have to like go under some 0:13:47.960 --> 0:13:50.440 medicine where it's like that, but with married people where 0:13:50.440 --> 0:13:54.280 it's like cheating for free. 0:13:54.160 --> 0:13:56.640 Saying who the sex rooms were about? Okay, no, but 0:13:56.720 --> 0:13:59.400 just in general, like it's just the idea of a Yeah, 0:13:59.440 --> 0:14:01.280 it's just fun to be like, yeah, because I think 0:14:01.280 --> 0:14:03.560 when you're with someone's like different because you don't have 0:14:03.559 --> 0:14:07.720 the newness of like like discovering something. So yeah, yeah, 0:14:08.160 --> 0:14:09.520 sex dreams are underrated. 0:14:09.880 --> 0:14:12.680 That's interesting, Yeah, because you do just travel to a 0:14:12.679 --> 0:14:16.480 different world, like it seems real, and then you wake up, 0:14:17.200 --> 0:14:20.800 You take off your breathing machine. 0:14:21.960 --> 0:14:24.520 We all take off our breathing machine. We surface to 0:14:24.600 --> 0:14:27.920 the level of the black goo that we submerged ourselves 0:14:27.920 --> 0:14:29.240 in as we go to sleep at night. 0:14:29.520 --> 0:14:32.120 Yeah, rise from my coffin. 0:14:32.640 --> 0:14:36.560 Yeah, exactly. I love the ideas. Blake and I are 0:14:36.560 --> 0:14:44.480 constantly having wet dreams late. Yeah, I'm just kind. 0:14:44.560 --> 0:14:47.200 You only took one class in an eighth grade about 0:14:47.280 --> 0:14:50.000 the male body, and that's that's where we stopped. 0:14:50.080 --> 0:14:52.640 I'm burning through three pairs of boxers a night over 0:14:52.720 --> 0:14:53.040 on this. 0:14:54.040 --> 0:14:58.640 And you do mean yeah, yeah, it's a problems. 0:15:00.080 --> 0:15:03.640 Ye dreams are crazy that we just have movies and 0:15:03.680 --> 0:15:06.400 sometimes our brains, Like, here's a porno one for you, 0:15:07.080 --> 0:15:13.920 have a great night. What is something you think is overrated? 0:15:14.280 --> 0:15:16.080 Okay, I wrote this down and I was like, people 0:15:16.160 --> 0:15:17.880 might get mad, but it just came from because I 0:15:17.880 --> 0:15:20.080 didn't have time to like, I just like this is 0:15:20.160 --> 0:15:23.920 from the gut. I think the Brina Carpenter is overrated. 0:15:24.040 --> 0:15:26.840 Oh I know, and I'm already like regretting saying it, 0:15:26.840 --> 0:15:28.920 but it is my truth and I don't even like 0:15:28.960 --> 0:15:30.560 It's not that I don't like her. I just I 0:15:30.600 --> 0:15:35.440 think there's this like stardom that happens now that I 0:15:35.480 --> 0:15:39.200 think she's great, but I think the level of stardom 0:15:39.240 --> 0:15:42.479 that happens in the few years to become these megastars 0:15:42.560 --> 0:15:46.920 because of I don't know, digital consumption, it feels blown 0:15:47.000 --> 0:15:50.480 out of proportion compared to the artists we saw growing 0:15:50.560 --> 0:15:53.480 up that like we've tracked over career and watched them 0:15:53.600 --> 0:15:56.960 really rise and hone their talent. But specifically it's a 0:15:57.000 --> 0:16:00.200 Brina Carpenter, but she kind of represents that from I 0:16:00.200 --> 0:16:02.160 don't know, because I see her everywhere and she's cool, 0:16:02.200 --> 0:16:05.720 but like I I don't I don't know. I'm just like, 0:16:05.760 --> 0:16:10.600 why is she that big? She's fine. I feel like 0:16:10.680 --> 0:16:13.120 I'm gonna I'm already saying this and I'm gonna like 0:16:13.200 --> 0:16:17.440 get backlash. But you know, I think she's overrated. I 0:16:17.480 --> 0:16:21.000 don't think she's a bad singer. I just when I 0:16:21.040 --> 0:16:24.280 hear her early stuff, I don't hear like she didn't 0:16:24.280 --> 0:16:25.960 find her voice for a while, and now her whole 0:16:25.960 --> 0:16:27.600 thing has just kind of being like she's got a 0:16:27.640 --> 0:16:30.080 look and she's funny, which I think is cool, But 0:16:30.200 --> 0:16:32.680 like as a singer, I don't really know, like I 0:16:32.680 --> 0:16:33.960 don't really know where her voice is. 0:16:34.720 --> 0:16:37.160 Mm hmmm. It is weird, like who gets anointed the 0:16:37.200 --> 0:16:41.600 next thing where I'm sure there's like a hundred, you know, 0:16:42.120 --> 0:16:46.240 like Cybrina Carpenter Ayprina Carpenter Bees, you know, like like 0:16:46.320 --> 0:16:49.440 a bunch of different ones. So but I'm but I 0:16:49.440 --> 0:16:50.280 think she's great. 0:16:52.800 --> 0:16:53.880 I like her. 0:16:54.040 --> 0:16:56.440 I just she's so big or maybe I'm maybe I'm 0:16:56.480 --> 0:16:58.520 just getting a lot of it on TikTok, but I 0:16:58.600 --> 0:17:00.800 am getting a level of Sabrina makes it look like 0:17:00.840 --> 0:17:04.960 she's like Brittany, and I don't feel like she's our Brittany. 0:17:05.040 --> 0:17:07.800 Like I don't think she's there. Unless I'm being naive, 0:17:07.880 --> 0:17:11.320 but I feel like we saw, like, you know, like 0:17:11.359 --> 0:17:13.520 and before Brittany, there's a Madonna, and people compared Brittany 0:17:13.560 --> 0:17:15.960 to Madonna, and they compared her early and I think 0:17:15.960 --> 0:17:18.520 she rose to that. So maybe Sabrina will rise to that. 0:17:18.600 --> 0:17:21.440 But I feel like she's getting that kind of exposure 0:17:21.520 --> 0:17:25.800 where I'm not seen as an artist. It feels like manufacturer, 0:17:25.920 --> 0:17:28.440 like the people around her like, let's keep making money 0:17:28.480 --> 0:17:30.080 off of this person, as opposed to like she's like, 0:17:30.119 --> 0:17:31.240 this is what I want to do next. 0:17:31.760 --> 0:17:34.840 Yeah, no, in Jack that Sabrina Carpenter is a pop star. 0:17:35.800 --> 0:17:38.280 Who is She's not a Carpenter. Sorry, I was over 0:17:38.320 --> 0:17:40.000 here at Google. I'm trying to find out trying to 0:17:40.040 --> 0:17:44.439 find some of her work. She's yeah, she has a. 0:17:44.480 --> 0:17:46.800 Neo baby, she's related to Jesus. 0:17:47.119 --> 0:17:49.920 Yeah, like Nick Offerman. And then I was trying to 0:17:49.960 --> 0:17:52.960 find out if this was another one of these Carpenters. 0:17:53.240 --> 0:17:56.040 I know, I don't know enough about Sabrina Carpenter to 0:17:56.160 --> 0:17:59.960 like hold day strong opinion. I know the song is pressed, 0:18:00.280 --> 0:18:02.320 and I know Miles was just talking about the fact 0:18:02.359 --> 0:18:04.760 that there's a part of that song where she goes 0:18:04.840 --> 0:18:06.120 Kazama singer. 0:18:07.119 --> 0:18:09.679 And see, I do like that those little moments she 0:18:09.760 --> 0:18:12.520 has some funny I think she's getting into like she's 0:18:12.560 --> 0:18:15.359 exploring her voice and that funny part is coming out more. 0:18:15.440 --> 0:18:18.600 But yeah, but yeah, it does feel like, you know, 0:18:18.640 --> 0:18:21.520 the eighties monoculture where it was like Madonna and Michael 0:18:21.600 --> 0:18:24.520 Jackson and that's plenty. We have all the we have 0:18:24.560 --> 0:18:26.400 all the artists that we need, and then it's been 0:18:26.520 --> 0:18:28.959 just like a fracturing into like all the pieces of 0:18:29.000 --> 0:18:34.120 those artists just like break out into different musicians and 0:18:34.400 --> 0:18:38.600 they all become big and everybody buys all the albums, 0:18:38.760 --> 0:18:41.240 and I don't know, it seems to be working out 0:18:41.280 --> 0:18:43.719 for them, but I feel you. 0:18:44.040 --> 0:18:45.359 I do hope it's working out for them. I mean, 0:18:45.400 --> 0:18:47.080 I think it's working out for her. But it does 0:18:47.200 --> 0:18:49.680 scare me about the industry a bit, because I think 0:18:50.359 --> 0:18:54.119 it's becoming more and more the same people behind the 0:18:54.119 --> 0:18:56.480 scenes making money and they'll just throw her away or 0:18:56.680 --> 0:19:00.240 put someone else new out there and hopefully she you know, 0:19:00.400 --> 0:19:02.760 it's savvy. But it does scare me a bit the 0:19:02.800 --> 0:19:03.920 way they turn people out. 0:19:03.960 --> 0:19:08.240 You typically a fan of, like is Brittany. The previous 0:19:08.320 --> 0:19:10.520 version of this that you're like, this is, this is 0:19:10.560 --> 0:19:14.320 how it's done, this is and I don't look I'm swist. 0:19:14.440 --> 0:19:16.120 I went to Taylor's, so I don't you know, I'm 0:19:16.119 --> 0:19:18.199 not like here to like I'm not saying like, oh 0:19:18.280 --> 0:19:21.199 my god, Sabrina Carpenter a girly pop like that's not 0:19:21.280 --> 0:19:23.399 really what I'm trying to say, but I think I 0:19:23.480 --> 0:19:26.119 don't know, maybe it's something. Wow, this feels like therapy, 0:19:26.200 --> 0:19:28.520 maybe something more sinister. I feel about the industry like 0:19:28.560 --> 0:19:30.840 it's like as it's falling apart and they're taking away 0:19:30.840 --> 0:19:34.919 from new independent artists. They are also like slapping, like 0:19:35.880 --> 0:19:39.240 you know, people like Sabrina, she's going to make a 0:19:39.280 --> 0:19:41.520 lot from it, but they're not necessarily have her best 0:19:41.560 --> 0:19:43.680 interests at her. And I feel like you see that 0:19:43.720 --> 0:19:46.640 with Chaperone, but she's more vocal about it. But it 0:19:46.680 --> 0:19:50.440 feels like there's something like crumpling in the back and 0:19:50.640 --> 0:19:53.600 that scares me. And meanwhile, everyone's just like money, money, 0:19:53.600 --> 0:19:56.280 you give me more. But no, to answer your question, 0:19:56.520 --> 0:19:58.720 I love pop, all right. I mean I had a 0:19:58.720 --> 0:20:01.000 podcast about Ariana Grande, so that's right. 0:20:01.280 --> 0:20:04.159 Yeah, sorry, on a ground day, is the is the truth? 0:20:04.160 --> 0:20:06.440 And Sabrina Carpenter is. 0:20:07.800 --> 0:20:09.399 Against each other. No, I'm not going to pick a. 0:20:09.440 --> 0:20:13.720 Woman against you can like both. 0:20:14.080 --> 0:20:16.880