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Speaker 1: It's another Jube the twenties. This is Anthony, new guy.

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Speaker 1: What's up, dude? Sorry, you're the new guy in the office. Anthony. Right, Yes,

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Speaker 1: my name's Casey. I'm kind of the one man welcoming

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Speaker 1: committee to the office. Nice to have you here. Thank

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Speaker 1: you very much. What department are you in? I'm in

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Speaker 1: online advertising. You're on the tech side of things, right right.

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Speaker 1: Where are you from? I'm from New York, Hey, New

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Speaker 1: York and New York Andy. I like it, man, I

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Speaker 1: like it. Yeah, he give me a pizza pie. Who

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Speaker 1: are you freaking moron? Cabby? Yeah, that's pretty good. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to call welcome you to the office.

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Speaker 1: You know, I know it's your first couple of days here,

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Speaker 1: and uh, welcome, Thank you, thank you very much. Hey man,

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Speaker 1: you you single? Married? What's your deal? Excuse me? Figure?

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Speaker 1: You know we could get to know each other. Use

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Speaker 1: ingle married? What's going on there? Um? I'm single? Yeah? Yes, man,

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Speaker 1: that is awesome. We needed another dog in this kennel

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Speaker 1: that we call an office. I'll tell you that much.

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Speaker 1: I am excited. Um. Well, thanks for calling. Hey, have

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Speaker 1: you met Juliet the front desk yet? There? Anthony, No,

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Speaker 1: I haven't not yet. Oh, dude, you gotta mery her.

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Speaker 1: Didn't catch her name? Oh yeah, we call her the

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Speaker 1: office mattress. You gotta meet her, dude. All right, Hey,

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Speaker 1: she'll be in because she's kind of all right everybody,

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Speaker 1: that's fine. I think I'm gonna try to I'm getting

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Speaker 1: used to this system here and I'm trying to figure out. Um, Anthony,

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Speaker 1: you got plenty of time to get used to the

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Speaker 1: systems here. I just want to talk about you know,

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Speaker 1: you and I two single guys at work. We're gonna

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Speaker 1: slay it, if you know what I mean. All right, Um,

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Speaker 1: I'm sure I'll see you soon before you go. Before

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Speaker 1: you go. Um, I guess I haven't told you. I'm

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Speaker 1: organizing a pot luck next week. It's for Julie's birthday. Actually,

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Speaker 1: what are you gonna bring? I don't know. I just

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Speaker 1: heard about it. I don't know. Pick your favorite dish man,

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Speaker 1: probably some New York pizza or something I like. I mean,

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Speaker 1: that's what I would figure. All right, that's actually no

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Speaker 1: bad idea. Okay, so you bring you bring pizza. I'll

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Speaker 1: go ahead and mark you down for pizza to the

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Speaker 1: pot luck. Great, Okay, it's all right, I'll see you there.

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm bringing? What are you bringing? I'm

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Speaker 1: bringing bath salts? What bath salts are you talking about? Anthony?

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Speaker 1: You and I before the pot luck smoke some of

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Speaker 1: these bath salts up. You and I are gonna get

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Speaker 1: so fed up. Jesus, I'm not gonna get high with

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Speaker 1: you at company pot luck. What are you fourteen years old?

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Speaker 1: You and I are just gonna get so wasted, idiot.

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Speaker 1: That's not the way to make friends at a new company. Man, Like,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to be uh nice here, Hey, it got

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Speaker 1: a New York accident for minutes, all right, I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to focus on work. They'll screw around on your own time,

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Speaker 1: all right. I was just calling to make friends, Like,

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Speaker 1: there's no need to get angry with me. You know,

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Speaker 1: there's plenty reasons to get angry. I get it. Brother.

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Speaker 1: It's that New York thing, isn't it? In your face?

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Speaker 1: I like it. I like it. This is a joke, right, yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: yes it is. Are you serious? Yeah? This is actually

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Speaker 1: Jewel from Brook and Jewble in the morning. I'm moving

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Speaker 1: ninety two point five doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: Your new call, oh man, your new call. Workers set

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Speaker 1: you up. They wanted to say welcome to Seattle. Wow.

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Speaker 1: They wanted to welcome me by me up with some psychopath.

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Speaker 1: That was actually my idea. I'm the drug addict, a psychopath.

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Speaker 1: Nice to meet you. Welcome to Seattle. Every morning on

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Speaker 1: my waist, through my head, think about it when you

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Speaker 1: touch me. That