1 00:00:00,720 --> 00:00:03,920 Speaker 1: It is time now for a round of would you rather? Okay, 2 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:07,120 Speaker 1: so today is Saint Patrick's Day. Would you rather only 3 00:00:07,240 --> 00:00:10,720 Speaker 1: drink green beer? Or would you rather eat Lucky Charms 4 00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:12,360 Speaker 1: for the next twenty four hours? 5 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:18,759 Speaker 2: Lucky Charms baby magically delicious. 6 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:24,960 Speaker 1: So green beer is out? Okay, green beer, I know, 7 00:00:25,720 --> 00:00:28,800 Speaker 1: Lucky Charms all day? All right? Would you rather do 8 00:00:28,880 --> 00:00:31,120 Speaker 1: the river dance or would you rather do the boots 9 00:00:31,120 --> 00:00:33,480 Speaker 1: on the ground line dance all day? 10 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:37,080 Speaker 3: Boots on the ground You're gonna pull something doing that 11 00:00:37,159 --> 00:00:37,720 Speaker 3: river dance? 12 00:00:37,760 --> 00:00:39,680 Speaker 1: Strong ankles for that one. 13 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:41,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, they say me, And it ain't supposed to do 14 00:00:41,960 --> 00:00:43,040 Speaker 2: that dance? Is that true? 15 00:00:43,240 --> 00:00:44,400 Speaker 1: What boots on the ground? 16 00:00:44,760 --> 00:00:45,080 Speaker 2: Yeah? 17 00:00:45,159 --> 00:00:47,519 Speaker 1: Oh, because of the fan, because of the man, I 18 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:48,159 Speaker 1: don't know it. 19 00:00:48,440 --> 00:00:52,480 Speaker 3: Okay, try that river dance for two minutes and watch 20 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:52,760 Speaker 3: with you. 21 00:00:52,760 --> 00:00:54,560 Speaker 2: You're gonna pull like I'm the river dance with them 22 00:00:54,560 --> 00:00:55,080 Speaker 2: white kids. 23 00:00:55,080 --> 00:00:58,000 Speaker 3: I'm gonna have my by my side dance and look 24 00:00:58,280 --> 00:01:02,920 Speaker 3: put that disk interested look on face, because man, they 25 00:01:02,920 --> 00:01:07,280 Speaker 3: don't be smiling nothing. They had their arms down at 26 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:09,680 Speaker 3: their side. I'll be going there nothing dancing, but they 27 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:14,199 Speaker 3: lower legs. That's great, hands on your hip. 28 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:18,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, all right? Would you rather work at a county 29 00:01:18,760 --> 00:01:21,680 Speaker 1: fair or would you rather work at a water park 30 00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:22,959 Speaker 1: that fair? 31 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:27,600 Speaker 3: I'm at the County found water corn dogs and yeah, 32 00:01:27,640 --> 00:01:28,320 Speaker 3: I'm at the fair. 33 00:01:28,800 --> 00:01:30,600 Speaker 2: I used to work at an amusement park. 34 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:34,200 Speaker 1: Really yeah, I mean well. 35 00:01:34,360 --> 00:01:36,320 Speaker 2: I was in college. Yeah, I work. 36 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:38,600 Speaker 3: I was the dude that worked the game where I 37 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:41,160 Speaker 3: could guess your age, your birthday, or your weight. 38 00:01:41,280 --> 00:01:42,040 Speaker 2: I was good at that. 39 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:44,679 Speaker 1: Uh huh, that's not the question. 40 00:01:44,959 --> 00:01:47,319 Speaker 3: Question is what did you steal while you was working 41 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:49,600 Speaker 3: at the front. That's why I don't work there. 42 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:50,240 Speaker 2: No more. 43 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:55,360 Speaker 1: Just stealing on the job. But what could you still 44 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:58,400 Speaker 1: there though? I mean in your booth? What was there 45 00:01:58,400 --> 00:01:58,840 Speaker 1: to steal? 46 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:03,880 Speaker 3: You know, here's a dal age, weight, and birthday. The 47 00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:06,320 Speaker 3: birthdays you don't have to get. They don't care nothing 48 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:10,160 Speaker 3: about that because it's too hard to get somebody's birthday. 49 00:02:10,720 --> 00:02:12,760 Speaker 2: But age and weight is where you had to be 50 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:16,240 Speaker 2: good at. And you had to be within your age. 51 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:20,000 Speaker 2: I had to be within all one up or down. 52 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:24,080 Speaker 2: And weight I had to be within three pounds. And 53 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:26,400 Speaker 2: the way you check weight is you touch a person's arm. 54 00:02:27,040 --> 00:02:31,440 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you touch touch a person's arms and the 55 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:34,079 Speaker 3: muscle tone tells you that, and then you look at 56 00:02:34,240 --> 00:02:37,519 Speaker 3: how they hight, and then there's a mental graph you 57 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:41,480 Speaker 3: mak of how wide they are, right, all right, And 58 00:02:41,520 --> 00:02:44,280 Speaker 3: it's good because most people at the fair fat and soft. 59 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:50,239 Speaker 2: So most people have the fair fat and soft. 60 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:53,880 Speaker 1: You heard it, all right, Well, this is the way 61 00:02:53,919 --> 00:02:56,560 Speaker 1: you can get there. Would you rather eat five funnel 62 00:02:56,560 --> 00:03:00,880 Speaker 1: cakes or eight fried Oreos funnel cakes? 63 00:03:00,919 --> 00:03:03,880 Speaker 2: Fine? Back to bed. That's a lot, that's a lot. 64 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:06,120 Speaker 2: Give me the warreals made. 65 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:12,200 Speaker 1: All right? That's today's rounded. Would you rather coming up 66 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:14,839 Speaker 1: at forty nine minutes? Thank you guys. After the hour, 67 00:03:14,919 --> 00:03:16,680 Speaker 1: it's our last break of the day, and we'll close 68 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:19,160 Speaker 1: out the show with the one and only Steve Harvey 69 00:03:19,320 --> 00:03:23,160 Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.