Speaker 1: I have Hunt.
Speaker 2: I'm talking.
Speaker 1: It's time for donkeys to day, Red. But you're so
Speaker 1: good at it.
Speaker 3: Everything Charlemagne saying some.
Speaker 1: Donkey today is just su themself.
Speaker 3: I mean.
Speaker 2: That is why, Charlamagne.
Speaker 3: Taylor, You're just gonna stand there while your uncle got
Speaker 3: a handful of ass cake and not hand me. No
Speaker 3: damn napkins. Thank you Sam for being a good niece.
Speaker 3: Taylor just want to laugh all the time. Donkey today.
Speaker 3: For Thursday, June twenty ninth, my born day goes to
Speaker 3: a forty six year old.
Speaker 1: Florida man named David Romero.
Speaker 3: Okay, what does your uncle Shalla always say about the
Speaker 3: great state of Florida. The craziest people in America come
Speaker 3: from the Bronx and all of Florida, and today is
Speaker 3: no exception.
Speaker 1: Okay, let me tell you something.
Speaker 3: I walked in here this morning, all my born day,
Speaker 3: and I know these individuals I work with up here
Speaker 3: are insane. Okay, everyone from NB the Tail of the
Speaker 3: Brandon Red it's his born day. Two, Happy born Day, Red,
Speaker 3: drop on the clues bombs Guy read with druck the
Speaker 3: bomb for your stuff. Red, you want some of this cake,
Speaker 3: You're gonna get some of this app VICKI and sim
Speaker 3: they up here. They got good sense, but they're gonna
Speaker 3: ride with the team. So whatever Shenanigan's MV puts them
Speaker 3: up to, they're gonna be down with. And I walked
Speaker 3: in here this morning and there was at least six
Speaker 3: to seven sex toys in this room. Okay, a vibrator,
Speaker 3: a blow up doll with a penis. I took a
Speaker 3: knife to that one because representation matters, and the doll
Speaker 3: was white. There is peenus shaped candy in here, a
Speaker 3: sex voodoo doll. I didn't even know they made those.
Speaker 3: And all I could think to myself was who did
Speaker 3: they send to buy this stuff and where? And then
Speaker 3: I saw this story and it's all made it all
Speaker 3: made sense. Go to the news report ready.
Speaker 2: On June nineteenth, Flagler County Sheriff's deputies responded to a
Speaker 2: larceny report at a target in pun Coast, Florida. Once there,
Speaker 2: officials found forty six year old David Romero in a
Speaker 2: white truck matching the description of the reported shoplifters the vehicle.
Speaker 2: Officials figured out Romero had a felony warrant out for
Speaker 2: his arrest in neighboring Putnam County for third degree grand theft.
Speaker 2: Body camera videos shows Shriff's deputies arrive on the scene,
Speaker 2: calling for Romero to.
Speaker 1: Exit his vehicle step out.
Speaker 2: As the Sheriff's deputy opens the squad door, Romero can
Speaker 2: be seen with his pants down on the ground, nearby
Speaker 2: a moving vibrator that fell from his pockets. Inside Target,
Speaker 2: officials say Romero paid for several items from the grocery section,
Speaker 2: but stole multiple other items, including condoms, sexual enhancement products,
Speaker 2: personal lubricant, and a T shirt. They alleged he hid
Speaker 2: the stolen items in some shapewear before exiting the store.
Speaker 2: Items were recovered from Romero's vehicle after he was taken
Speaker 2: into custody.
Speaker 3: Now that there's a part of me that feels bad
Speaker 3: for this guy and wants to give Target and the
Speaker 3: police who arrested him donkey of the day, because this
Speaker 3: guy wasn't trying to hurt nobody. He's just broke. He's
Speaker 3: just broken, wanted to this safe sex. What are you
Speaker 3: supposed to do when money is tight? But you got
Speaker 3: some action lined up for the evening. Okay, this man
Speaker 3: stole a vibrator from targets from condoms. Personal lubricant, by
Speaker 3: the way, isn't all lubricant personal? Who is gonna use
Speaker 3: public lubricant?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: He stole several sexual enhancement products and a T shirt
Speaker 3: he heard NBSA. When a woman compliments your T shirt,
Speaker 3: that means she wants you. So he went and stole
Speaker 3: a nice graphic tea from Target that says rock out
Speaker 3: with your Out Okay, along with all those sexy time items.
Speaker 1: Now is a person who loves Target, I mean loves it. Okay.
Speaker 3: I've been shopping at Target so long, back when they
Speaker 3: had Mostimo T shirts. Okay, Now they got good Fellas okay,
Speaker 3: four packed Crew.
Speaker 1: Next sixteen ninety nine.
Speaker 3: But let's be real, inflation got everything up, so we tallied.
Speaker 1: All this stuff up.
Speaker 3: Okay, David stole Trojan Magnum basktin lubricated large condoms eighteen
Speaker 3: ninety nine.
Speaker 1: Don't think he was really wearing magnums. Let me let
Speaker 1: me get the cost of some the.
Speaker 3: Cost of some Direx just to be safe, okay, Trojan
Speaker 3: Pleasure pack thirty six of them for twenty five forty nine.
Speaker 3: Then they have plus one fluttering arouser rechargeable in waterproof
Speaker 3: cletorial stimulators thirty seven forty.
Speaker 1: Nine ky warming water.
Speaker 3: Based jelly personal Loube two point five ounces sixteen thirty
Speaker 3: nine rechargeable in waterproof vibrating penis ranks one thirty nine
Speaker 3: a pop. It says he sold several of them, so
Speaker 3: let's just say seven, that's nine hundred and seventy three dollars.
Speaker 3: That's like eleven hundred dollars of sexy time stuff he
Speaker 3: stole from Target. Oh, and the graphic t not making
Speaker 3: any excuses for this man. But when you financially handicap
Speaker 3: but someone wants to have sex with you, then you
Speaker 3: have two options. Either go raw and use what you
Speaker 3: got at the house for sexy time, which increases the
Speaker 3: chances of household items like remote controls and perfectly good
Speaker 3: fruit getting stuck in places they don't have no business being.
Speaker 3: So either this option A or option B, you steal
Speaker 3: what you need from Target. I don't recommend either, but
Speaker 3: I understand the police said when they arrested him and
Speaker 3: was putting him in the patrol car, a pink vibrator
Speaker 3: fell out his pants and vibrated on the ground. I'm
Speaker 3: not making any of this up. You heard the news
Speaker 3: report for yourself. Now, this isn't the only reason I'm
Speaker 3: giving them donkey of to day, though. The reason I'm
Speaker 3: giving them donkey to day on top of the shoplifting
Speaker 3: of the Sexy Time items is because he won't turn
Speaker 3: in his accomplice. David, there is nothing wrong with snitching
Speaker 3: on the person who encouraged you to do this, okay.
Speaker 3: Eyewitnesses said his accomplished was driving a red Ferrari for
Speaker 3: eight eight GTV.
Speaker 1: What is it called, envy?
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 1: It's for eighty eight Ferrari GTV. You have one of those,
Speaker 1: don't you? I don't, Yes, you do.
Speaker 3: And they described him as being of Spanish descent, about
Speaker 3: six one six two. They described his beard is drawn
Speaker 3: on and the license plate said envious exus okay. And
Speaker 3: even though David was caught with a large amount of items,
Speaker 3: they say they saw David put several items in the
Speaker 3: trunk of the Ferrari as his accomplished sped away. Now
Speaker 3: the law body, citizen, all I'm saying is someone in
Speaker 3: this room fits the description, and I see a whole
Speaker 3: lot of evidence, okay, all around this room.
Speaker 1: Vy, Before I give David the biggest he hard. Do
Speaker 1: you want to tell us something?
Speaker 3: No, Well, if anybody has any information, or if you
Speaker 3: just want to turn envy in, call grizzy Stoppers. The
Speaker 3: number is one eight hundred and five eighty five tips,
Speaker 3: don't forget tips and all caps.
Speaker 1: Please give David Romero the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons.
Speaker 1: Oh no, you are the dogee.
Speaker 4: Of the day, the doll gee ah the dayee.
Speaker 3: Out of everything you bought up here today, this is
Speaker 3: clearly the most interesting. Why a voodoo doll? You know,
Speaker 3: I'm from South Carolina, I'm in the roots and stuff.
Speaker 3: But why is voodoo doll? And the voodoo doll says
Speaker 3: things like, no, I don't like your idea, listen to
Speaker 3: my proposal, shut up, tell me you love my contributions,
Speaker 3: appreciate my hard work, give me the credit for my work.
Speaker 1: Stop pressuring me. No, you clean the bathroom, pay for.
Speaker 3: My lunch, get your own dang coffee, fire the office idiot,
Speaker 3: give me a raise, go get your own anniversary gift.
Speaker 5: And on the ass, it says, you know what you are.
Speaker 5: That's right there, you go, That's the one I wanted.
Speaker 5: All right, Well, thank you for that. Donkey of the day,
Speaker 5: and let me salute to docs Kate and let me
Speaker 5: let me just tell Doc we appreciate you. I know
Speaker 5: that you usually make serious and amazing cakes and the
Speaker 5: fact that you was able to make my ass cake.
Speaker 5: We appreciate you. Thank you so much for coming last minute.
Speaker 5: Gave a penis. Can't get one of your penis, can't
Speaker 5: give me tippy Jesus Christ. All right, BT, I'm so
Speaker 5: sorry for today. I'm with with kids with kids'.
Speaker 3: Luth Elijah to Elijah, so stupid. Elijah works up here too.
Speaker 3: He came in here, he goes. Here you go, Charlatan,
Speaker 3: pinned tail on the donkey. He just walked away. That's
Speaker 3: a that's a pin tail on the donkey party game.
Speaker 3: That's that's your birthday game.
Speaker 1: Thank y'all right? Thank you? All right? Want some some
Speaker 1: of the asks?
Speaker 3: No, I don't, man, man, what is that's the credit?
Speaker 1: The credits rolls? All right?
Speaker 5: Now, let's open up the phone lines eight hundred and
Speaker 5: five five one. We were talking about this in the rumors.
Speaker 5: Let's take it away from casting Ova and his girlfriend.
Speaker 5: Let's just say, if your man had to do fifteen
Speaker 5: years in prison, would you stay, would you hold him down.
Speaker 1: Hey, don't y'all call it here? Lying this morning eight
Speaker 1: hundred five eight five, one oh five.
Speaker 3: And I think we got to define what hold him
Speaker 3: down means, because hold him down can mean you're gonna
Speaker 3: help him with everything that got to do with this chase.
Speaker 1: Send them down, and you stayed wait for him, the commissary,
Speaker 1: you playing in the field, You got it. I don't believe.
Speaker 1: I think most girls that say they're doing that line.
Speaker 1: But we could talk about it.
Speaker 5: We'll talk about it when we come back. It's the
Speaker 5: Breakfast Club. Good morning, The Breakfast Club.
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