WEBVTT - DONKEY: Man Arrested For Stealing Vibrator, Condoms & More From Target

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<v Speaker 1>I have Hunt.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm talking.

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<v Speaker 1>It's time for donkeys to day, Red. But you're so

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<v Speaker 1>good at it.

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<v Speaker 3>Everything Charlemagne saying some.

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<v Speaker 1>Donkey today is just su themself.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>That is why, Charlamagne.

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<v Speaker 3>Taylor, You're just gonna stand there while your uncle got

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<v Speaker 3>a handful of ass cake and not hand me. No

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<v Speaker 3>damn napkins. Thank you Sam for being a good niece.

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<v Speaker 3>Taylor just want to laugh all the time. Donkey today.

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<v Speaker 3>For Thursday, June twenty ninth, my born day goes to

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<v Speaker 3>a forty six year old.

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<v Speaker 1>Florida man named David Romero.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, what does your uncle Shalla always say about the

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<v Speaker 3>great state of Florida. The craziest people in America come

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<v Speaker 3>from the Bronx and all of Florida, and today is

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<v Speaker 3>no exception.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, let me tell you something.

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<v Speaker 3>I walked in here this morning, all my born day,

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<v Speaker 3>and I know these individuals I work with up here

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<v Speaker 3>are insane. Okay, everyone from NB the Tail of the

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<v Speaker 3>Brandon Red it's his born day. Two, Happy born Day, Red,

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<v Speaker 3>drop on the clues bombs Guy read with druck the

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<v Speaker 3>bomb for your stuff. Red, you want some of this cake,

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<v Speaker 3>You're gonna get some of this app VICKI and sim

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<v Speaker 3>they up here. They got good sense, but they're gonna

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<v Speaker 3>ride with the team. So whatever Shenanigan's MV puts them

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<v Speaker 3>up to, they're gonna be down with. And I walked

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<v Speaker 3>in here this morning and there was at least six

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<v Speaker 3>to seven sex toys in this room. Okay, a vibrator,

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<v Speaker 3>a blow up doll with a penis. I took a

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<v Speaker 3>knife to that one because representation matters, and the doll

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<v Speaker 3>was white. There is peenus shaped candy in here, a

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<v Speaker 3>sex voodoo doll. I didn't even know they made those.

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<v Speaker 3>And all I could think to myself was who did

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<v Speaker 3>they send to buy this stuff and where? And then

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<v Speaker 3>I saw this story and it's all made it all

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<v Speaker 3>made sense. Go to the news report ready.

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<v Speaker 2>On June nineteenth, Flagler County Sheriff's deputies responded to a

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<v Speaker 2>larceny report at a target in pun Coast, Florida. Once there,

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<v Speaker 2>officials found forty six year old David Romero in a

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<v Speaker 2>white truck matching the description of the reported shoplifters the vehicle.

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<v Speaker 2>Officials figured out Romero had a felony warrant out for

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<v Speaker 2>his arrest in neighboring Putnam County for third degree grand theft.

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<v Speaker 2>Body camera videos shows Shriff's deputies arrive on the scene,

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<v Speaker 2>calling for Romero to.

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<v Speaker 1>Exit his vehicle step out.

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<v Speaker 2>As the Sheriff's deputy opens the squad door, Romero can

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<v Speaker 2>be seen with his pants down on the ground, nearby

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<v Speaker 2>a moving vibrator that fell from his pockets. Inside Target,

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<v Speaker 2>officials say Romero paid for several items from the grocery section,

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<v Speaker 2>but stole multiple other items, including condoms, sexual enhancement products,

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<v Speaker 2>personal lubricant, and a T shirt. They alleged he hid

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<v Speaker 2>the stolen items in some shapewear before exiting the store.

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<v Speaker 2>Items were recovered from Romero's vehicle after he was taken

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<v Speaker 2>into custody.

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<v Speaker 3>Now that there's a part of me that feels bad

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<v Speaker 3>for this guy and wants to give Target and the

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<v Speaker 3>police who arrested him donkey of the day, because this

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<v Speaker 3>guy wasn't trying to hurt nobody. He's just broke. He's

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<v Speaker 3>just broken, wanted to this safe sex. What are you

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<v Speaker 3>supposed to do when money is tight? But you got

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<v Speaker 3>some action lined up for the evening. Okay, this man

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<v Speaker 3>stole a vibrator from targets from condoms. Personal lubricant, by

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<v Speaker 3>the way, isn't all lubricant personal? Who is gonna use

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<v Speaker 3>public lubricant?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay?

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<v Speaker 3>He stole several sexual enhancement products and a T shirt

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<v Speaker 3>he heard NBSA. When a woman compliments your T shirt,

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<v Speaker 3>that means she wants you. So he went and stole

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<v Speaker 3>a nice graphic tea from Target that says rock out

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<v Speaker 3>with your Out Okay, along with all those sexy time items.

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<v Speaker 1>Now is a person who loves Target, I mean loves it. Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>I've been shopping at Target so long, back when they

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<v Speaker 3>had Mostimo T shirts. Okay, Now they got good Fellas okay,

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<v Speaker 3>four packed Crew.

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<v Speaker 1>Next sixteen ninety nine.

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<v Speaker 3>But let's be real, inflation got everything up, so we tallied.

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<v Speaker 1>All this stuff up.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, David stole Trojan Magnum basktin lubricated large condoms eighteen

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<v Speaker 3>ninety nine.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't think he was really wearing magnums. Let me let

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<v Speaker 1>me get the cost of some the.

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<v Speaker 3>Cost of some Direx just to be safe, okay, Trojan

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<v Speaker 3>Pleasure pack thirty six of them for twenty five forty nine.

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<v Speaker 3>Then they have plus one fluttering arouser rechargeable in waterproof

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<v Speaker 3>cletorial stimulators thirty seven forty.

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<v Speaker 1>Nine ky warming water.

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<v Speaker 3>Based jelly personal Loube two point five ounces sixteen thirty

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<v Speaker 3>nine rechargeable in waterproof vibrating penis ranks one thirty nine

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<v Speaker 3>a pop. It says he sold several of them, so

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<v Speaker 3>let's just say seven, that's nine hundred and seventy three dollars.

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<v Speaker 3>That's like eleven hundred dollars of sexy time stuff he

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<v Speaker 3>stole from Target. Oh, and the graphic t not making

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<v Speaker 3>any excuses for this man. But when you financially handicap

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<v Speaker 3>but someone wants to have sex with you, then you

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<v Speaker 3>have two options. Either go raw and use what you

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<v Speaker 3>got at the house for sexy time, which increases the

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<v Speaker 3>chances of household items like remote controls and perfectly good

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<v Speaker 3>fruit getting stuck in places they don't have no business being.

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<v Speaker 3>So either this option A or option B, you steal

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<v Speaker 3>what you need from Target. I don't recommend either, but

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<v Speaker 3>I understand the police said when they arrested him and

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<v Speaker 3>was putting him in the patrol car, a pink vibrator

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<v Speaker 3>fell out his pants and vibrated on the ground. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>not making any of this up. You heard the news

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<v Speaker 3>report for yourself. Now, this isn't the only reason I'm

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<v Speaker 3>giving them donkey of to day, though. The reason I'm

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<v Speaker 3>giving them donkey to day on top of the shoplifting

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<v Speaker 3>of the Sexy Time items is because he won't turn

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<v Speaker 3>in his accomplice. David, there is nothing wrong with snitching

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<v Speaker 3>on the person who encouraged you to do this, okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Eyewitnesses said his accomplished was driving a red Ferrari for

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<v Speaker 3>eight eight GTV.

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<v Speaker 1>What is it called, envy?

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<v Speaker 3>What is it?

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<v Speaker 1>It's for eighty eight Ferrari GTV. You have one of those,

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<v Speaker 1>don't you? I don't, Yes, you do.

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<v Speaker 3>And they described him as being of Spanish descent, about

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<v Speaker 3>six one six two. They described his beard is drawn

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<v Speaker 3>on and the license plate said envious exus okay. And

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<v Speaker 3>even though David was caught with a large amount of items,

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<v Speaker 3>they say they saw David put several items in the

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<v Speaker 3>trunk of the Ferrari as his accomplished sped away. Now

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<v Speaker 3>the law body, citizen, all I'm saying is someone in

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<v Speaker 3>this room fits the description, and I see a whole

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<v Speaker 3>lot of evidence, okay, all around this room.

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<v Speaker 1>Vy, Before I give David the biggest he hard. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you want to tell us something?

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<v Speaker 3>No, Well, if anybody has any information, or if you

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<v Speaker 3>just want to turn envy in, call grizzy Stoppers. The

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<v Speaker 3>number is one eight hundred and five eighty five tips,

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<v Speaker 3>don't forget tips and all caps.

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<v Speaker 1>Please give David Romero the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, you are the dogee.

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<v Speaker 4>Of the day, the doll gee ah the dayee.

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<v Speaker 3>Out of everything you bought up here today, this is

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<v Speaker 3>clearly the most interesting. Why a voodoo doll? You know,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm from South Carolina, I'm in the roots and stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>But why is voodoo doll? And the voodoo doll says

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<v Speaker 3>things like, no, I don't like your idea, listen to

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<v Speaker 3>my proposal, shut up, tell me you love my contributions,

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<v Speaker 3>appreciate my hard work, give me the credit for my work.

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<v Speaker 1>Stop pressuring me. No, you clean the bathroom, pay for.

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<v Speaker 3>My lunch, get your own dang coffee, fire the office idiot,

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<v Speaker 3>give me a raise, go get your own anniversary gift.

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<v Speaker 5>And on the ass, it says, you know what you are.

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<v Speaker 5>That's right there, you go, That's the one I wanted.

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<v Speaker 5>All right, Well, thank you for that. Donkey of the day,

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<v Speaker 5>and let me salute to docs Kate and let me

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<v Speaker 5>let me just tell Doc we appreciate you. I know

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<v Speaker 5>that you usually make serious and amazing cakes and the

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<v Speaker 5>fact that you was able to make my ass cake.

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<v Speaker 5>We appreciate you. Thank you so much for coming last minute.

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<v Speaker 5>Gave a penis. Can't get one of your penis, can't

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<v Speaker 5>give me tippy Jesus Christ. All right, BT, I'm so

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<v Speaker 5>sorry for today. I'm with with kids with kids'.

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<v Speaker 3>Luth Elijah to Elijah, so stupid. Elijah works up here too.

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<v Speaker 3>He came in here, he goes. Here you go, Charlatan,

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<v Speaker 3>pinned tail on the donkey. He just walked away. That's

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<v Speaker 3>a that's a pin tail on the donkey party game.

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<v Speaker 3>That's that's your birthday game.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank y'all right? Thank you? All right? Want some some

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<v Speaker 1>of the asks?

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<v Speaker 3>No, I don't, man, man, what is that's the credit?

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<v Speaker 1>The credits rolls? All right?

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<v Speaker 5>Now, let's open up the phone lines eight hundred and

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<v Speaker 5>five five one. We were talking about this in the rumors.

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<v Speaker 5>Let's take it away from casting Ova and his girlfriend.

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<v Speaker 5>Let's just say, if your man had to do fifteen

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<v Speaker 5>years in prison, would you stay, would you hold him down.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, don't y'all call it here? Lying this morning eight

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<v Speaker 1>hundred five eight five, one oh five.

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<v Speaker 3>And I think we got to define what hold him

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<v Speaker 3>down means, because hold him down can mean you're gonna

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<v Speaker 3>help him with everything that got to do with this chase.

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<v Speaker 1>Send them down, and you stayed wait for him, the commissary,

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<v Speaker 1>you playing in the field, You got it. I don't believe.

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<v Speaker 1>I think most girls that say they're doing that line.

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<v Speaker 1>But we could talk about it.

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<v Speaker 5>We'll talk about it when we come back. It's the

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<v Speaker 5>Breakfast Club. Good morning, The Breakfast Club.

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<v Speaker 3>Donkey Today is brought to you by the law office

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<v Speaker 3>of Michael s. Lammisoft. Don't be a donkey. Dob pound

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<v Speaker 3>two fifty on your cell and say the bull. If

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<v Speaker 3>you've been hurting a construction accident, that's pound two five

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<v Speaker 3>oh from your cell and say the bull.