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Speaker 1: My coworker is blackmailing me, so I can't have a honeymoon.

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Speaker 1: But I have a trick up my sleeve.

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Speaker 2: You know, Sam, I would send them on a honeymoon.

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Speaker 1: Ooh, that's the trick. It's a good trick. It's an

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Speaker 1: Oprah trick.

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Speaker 2: Honeymoon to hell.

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Speaker 3: Oh.

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Speaker 1: I work in an office where I'm the only person

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Speaker 1: who can do seventy five percent of my job. I

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Speaker 1: don't know what that means, where it's like like I

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Speaker 1: can only do my job, but there's a second person

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Speaker 1: who can do essential functions. We have a policy that

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Speaker 1: only one of the two of us is allowed to

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Speaker 1: request advanced time off at a given time, so one

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Speaker 1: of us is always in barring emergencies. So basically like

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Speaker 1: there's twenty five percent of opiece job that is essential,

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Speaker 1: and that other person has to be there or op

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Speaker 1: has to be there. Right anyway, I'm getting married in October,

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Speaker 1: and in relation to that, I requested and it was

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Speaker 1: approved for two days before the wedding and two weeks following.

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Speaker 1: I don't take much time off, and I have had

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Speaker 1: more in the bank to cover that with some leftover.

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Speaker 1: I was approved immediately by the supervisor.

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Speaker 3: Hey, yo.

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Speaker 1: Since then, my close coworker Jane, who covers some of

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Speaker 1: my essential duties, started asking if I really need that

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Speaker 1: much time off? Do you need that much time off

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Speaker 1: here honeymoon or do you really need that much time

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Speaker 3: Looks at notes.

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Speaker 2: Your husband Jeff. You need that much time with Jeff?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, trust me, no one needs that much time

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Speaker 1: even marrying that that kid.

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Speaker 3: She then dropped a bit of a bombshell on me.

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Speaker 1: She said she really needs to go to Florida the

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Speaker 1: following weekend. She said, I really need to go to

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Speaker 1: She asked if I could be in for the second

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Speaker 1: while she's on her freaking honeymoon. I told her that

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Speaker 1: my plans weren't certain yet, but that I didn't want

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Speaker 1: to commit to that and leave those requested days open.

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Speaker 1: So that's like I feel like she I think Opie

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Speaker 1: should have just been like nope, for real, Like it's

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Speaker 1: she already got the time off. Yeah, she already got

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Speaker 1: the time off. She requested it. Come on, she did

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Speaker 1: everything exactly. It should have been fine, right, We should

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Speaker 1: have been good, We should have been golden. But this

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Speaker 1: is not how reddite stories work. No, that was met

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Speaker 1: with a tirade about how she always about how she quotes,

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Speaker 1: always is looking out for me, and that I need

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Speaker 1: to do this one thing for her. We normally have

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Speaker 1: a cordial, if not especially friendly relationship, but she has turned.

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Speaker 3: Nasty and has threatened to blackmaor.

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Speaker 1: Me over a sick day where she claims I wasn't

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Speaker 1: really sick. So she's like, she's like going through all

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Speaker 1: the sick days that Opie has taken and be like, actually,

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Speaker 1: this one, I'm pretty sure you went to Disneyland.

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Speaker 3: No, but I'm pretty sure.

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Speaker 2: I saw it an jurym okay.

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Speaker 1: Apparently she had seen me at the grocery store where

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Speaker 1: I was mostly picking up prescription or my sickness, but

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Speaker 1: also doing some general grocery shopping. But when push comes

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Speaker 1: to shove, I actually don't have the doctors now, so

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Speaker 1: she's bribing a blackmail OPI right now. So when she

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Speaker 1: brought it up, she said, that day I saw you

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Speaker 1: at the grocery store. I know you weren't really sick,

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Speaker 1: you were just goofing off for the day. I'll report

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Speaker 3: I'm so sorry I had to pick up medication for

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Speaker 3: my illness.

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Speaker 1: Also, like, I feel like this is very short sighted

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Speaker 1: of this girl. Be like I'm blackmailing you right now

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Speaker 1: over your freaking wedding days off.

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Speaker 3: It's not like like, oh, you're you're going for some like,

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Speaker 3: you know, to watch a movie premiere and I want

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Speaker 3: like this is such a like a cousin's wedding versus

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Speaker 3: Opie's own wedding.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, come on, one of those is a priority. I

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Speaker 1: responded with, I was there to pick up a prescription,

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Speaker 1: you don't let me have this, I'm still going to

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Speaker 1: report it as coworker sucks, certifiably real. This has gone

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Speaker 1: I'm not relentsing. Don't give it, Opie. There's a possibility

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Speaker 1: that for a variety of reasons. I won't even be

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Speaker 1: don't know how to handle this. I mentioned it in

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Speaker 1: that I was okay, since I'd requested the time nine

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Speaker 1: plus months in advance.

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Speaker 2: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Still, though, I feel the battle isn't over it yet,

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Speaker 1: and it's negatively affecting my ability to actually do my job,

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Speaker 1: ability to do so. Jane is turning that blackmail up

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Speaker 1: a notch truly. In addition, there are logistics that if

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Speaker 1: our supervisor agrees to let us both off, I'm no

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Speaker 1: doubt going to have two dozen calls texts a day

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Speaker 1: which does not seem like the ideal honeymoon background music.

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Speaker 3: Honey, it's okay, it's just got to answer these forty

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Speaker 3: eight voicemails real real quick, real real quick. Real quick.

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Speaker 3: I swear we'll get back to bed soon.

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Speaker 1: Baby, Honey, I thought we turned the vibrator off. Needless

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Speaker 1: to say, that's not a situation that I want to

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Speaker 1: Just because of the sheer volume of stuff. She doesn't

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Speaker 1: care to learn to be able to answer. Okay, John,

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Speaker 3: You know, honestly, I don't know if there's much much

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Opie definitely not the ahole. Jane fuckings sucks, Jane.

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Speaker 1: What do you think is gonna happen to Jane's does?

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Speaker 1: How is this beef gonna get resolved?

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Speaker 3: All right?

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Speaker 4: So if I had to throw something down, I'm gonna

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Speaker 4: say I'm gonna I'm gonna say that Jane goes full send,

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Speaker 4: she goes nuclear, and she's like, not only am I

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Speaker 3: Now I just need to get you fired because you

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Speaker 3: All right, John, there is an update, so we'll get

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Speaker 3: to the bottom of this, all.

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Speaker 2: Right, Sam.

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Speaker 3: Oh yes, back to the episode.

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Speaker 1: So here's the update. The manager, department chair, and unit

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Speaker 1: business manager sat down to meet with all the support

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Speaker 1: as of three to twenty March twentieth, end of next

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Speaker 1: So that's that. Looks like Jane will indeed get to

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Speaker 3: Sweet revenge, bro. Yes, we look when this happens.

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Speaker 1: So before we go into who's the a hole, who's

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Speaker 1: But John and I are about to get into the breakdown. John,

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Speaker 1: what do you think?

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Speaker 2: You know? I think Jane was a raging.

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Speaker 3: Puckered a hole and poet to the max. You know,

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Speaker 3: I think I think she got the hernia of justice.

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Speaker 2: That's what I said.

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Speaker 3: I wish the justice would strike more goodness, the pull

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Speaker 2: What's another P word that like fits.

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Speaker 1: It's like justice, Yeah, of punishing the pollop of the

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Speaker 1: petul punisher punishment. Yeah, Jane definitely deserves it. Also, just

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Speaker 1: the long term. Jane's playing a short term game here,

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Speaker 1: pretty quick, but don't blackmail your co workers because it

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Speaker 1: Ohp did everything right here, Like Op freakin' is a saint.

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Speaker 1: Didn't like, didn't get mad at Jane, didn't didn't budge

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Speaker 3: Karen steals my blind friend's guide dog because she thinks

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Speaker 3: Let's do it? Karen steals my blind friend's guide dog

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Speaker 1: So I have a friend Jessica that has this devil

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Speaker 3: It was my mistake. I should not have trusted that

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Speaker 3: she's obviously not blind and doesn't need the dog. What

436
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Speaker 3: are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: You know, there's like there's like accessibility on your phone

438
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Speaker 1: where you could you could like you could say if

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Speaker 1: you're blind or death or.

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Speaker 3: Whatever, exactly exactly.

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Speaker 1: Come on, Apples, thought of that ship Apples ahead of

442
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Speaker 1: the game. Lady Apple wants to put a phone in

443
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Speaker 1: the hands of every man, woman, and child in the world.

444
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Speaker 1: Do you think blindness or deafness is going to stop them?

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Speaker 3: Truly? On this Karen is not is not worried about

446
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Speaker 3: Apple's accessibility features. Obviously not.

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Speaker 2: Now the dog knows me, so he tried to get

448
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Speaker 2: to me.

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Speaker 3: I told her that my friend uses special accessibility software

450
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Speaker 3: on her phone, so she can use it. Oh called it, yeah,

451
00:22:53,359 --> 00:23:00,719
Speaker 3: and please give me the dog. Then the kids started

452
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Speaker 3: throwing a tantrum that caught the eye of a trained

453
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Speaker 3: service woman who came over and asked what all the

454
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Speaker 3: fuss was about. The mother tried to claim that the

455
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Speaker 3: dog was hers.

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Speaker 1: Bro, Bro, she's trying to dog nap right now. God,

457
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Speaker 1: oh god, I said, that's nonsense.

458
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Speaker 3: It's obviously a guide dog like it has the harness

459
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Speaker 3: and everything on it. And if he was theirs, then firstly,

460
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Speaker 3: why would he be trying to get away from them?

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Speaker 3: And secondly they should have the papers on them to

462
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Speaker 3: prove it. Give me the receipts, lay it down, op,

463
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Speaker 3: And that my friend had all the papers on her.

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Speaker 3: The train service woman said that the harness could also

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Speaker 3: be a fake one, and he was wearing it as

466
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Speaker 3: a joke, and that maybe he was trying to get

467
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Speaker 3: away because I frightened him. Okay, train service woman, not

468
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Speaker 3: you two who said do you want.

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Speaker 1: To and you're on the wrong side out of history.

470
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Speaker 1: History is going to look back at you and be

471
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Speaker 1: like trade service woman who looks who looks.

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Speaker 3: At a guide dog harness and is like, oh, that

473
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Speaker 3: might be fake.

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Speaker 2: It could be a joke.

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Speaker 1: Well, I don't know about the joke, but a lot

476
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Speaker 1: of people actually do do that. To sneak their dogs

477
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Speaker 1: into places.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I see, I.

479
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Speaker 3: Know that because I know someone who does that, not me.

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Speaker 3: I don't have a dog.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I know someone who does that, a friend or

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Speaker 1: a family member.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I won't say which, keep im guessing. I then said, okay,

484
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Speaker 3: do they know his name? Nice one, that's.

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Speaker 2: A good one.

486
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Speaker 3: Let's go. He is trained to respond to his name

487
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Speaker 3: in a special way. The tail points up, the ears

488
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Speaker 3: straightened up, and he comes to stand on the right

489
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Speaker 3: side of you. And if they called him by his

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Speaker 3: name and he did that, it would amaze me. Side note,

491
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Speaker 3: I once made the mistake of calling him by his

492
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Speaker 3: name when he was off duty and playing with me,

493
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Speaker 3: as he is allowed a few times a day when

494
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Speaker 3: my friend says he's safe and will stay in the

495
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Speaker 3: spot for a while. So basically she was playing with

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Speaker 3: him and he's just like playing.

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Speaker 1: Some soldier, like, well, do you're knowing soldier?

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Speaker 3: Now, obviously they did not know his name, but when

499
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Speaker 3: I called him, he put his ears up, put up

500
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Speaker 3: his jail and came to my side.

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Speaker 1: He let's go, approved trained service woman.

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Speaker 3: Now. The train servicewoman then called the police, and first

503
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Speaker 3: they handed the dog back to my friend, and then

504
00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:40,639
Speaker 3: they had to look at the cameras they saw that

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Speaker 3: the Karen snatched the harness away right as my friend

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Speaker 3: was exiting the train.

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Speaker 2: I mean, just what.

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Speaker 3: You're calling camera, bro, You're done for And just like again,

509
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Speaker 3: just like how awful and just ignorant of a human kid,

510
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Speaker 3: Like who just sees a guide dog and is it's

511
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Speaker 3: like I'm going to take it while this like blind

512
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Speaker 3: person is at their most vulnerable.

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Speaker 1: And I also like, you know, if you're on a

514
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Speaker 1: train station, you're probably going somewhere to do something else,

515
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Speaker 1: Like who in their right mind is going to do

516
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Speaker 1: whatever they're doing in their life?

517
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Speaker 3: And then pauses, is like you know.

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Speaker 1: Today's the day I'm going to steal some blind person's dog,

519
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:25,240
Speaker 1: Like just selfishly, how do you divert that much attention

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Speaker 1: away from.

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Speaker 3: Your whatever you're going to do? Truly stealing a dog,

522
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Speaker 3: like you don't have an appointment to get your kid

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Speaker 3: to or like school or work or anything.

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Speaker 1: And also you're just like is she just staying there?

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00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:39,120
Speaker 1: She was just sitting there, just sitting there with the dog.

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Speaker 1: Why was she trying to leave? This is a bad

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Speaker 1: dog thief.

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Speaker 3: To maybe at least if you're going to be a

529
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Speaker 3: dog execute it well, you know, And honestly, looking at

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Speaker 3: this tape, it's a wonder that my friend or the

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Speaker 3: Karen didn't get hurt. And that's why my blind friend

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Speaker 3: press charges for assaults.

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Speaker 1: That is something I did see coming. All right, thank you,

534
00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:03,080
Speaker 1: someone is actually making some sense.

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Speaker 3: But the Karen only had to pay a fine in

536
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Speaker 3: the end because it was only her first offense. Okay, well,

537
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:14,080
Speaker 3: at least she isn't stealing dogs in the regular truly,

538
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:16,920
Speaker 3: or at least she hasn't been caught. It hasn't been caught.

539
00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:19,400
Speaker 3: This is the first time. And Opie finished this off

540
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Speaker 3: by saying, what bugs me the most is that none

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Speaker 3: of the other passengers did anything. They saw all of

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Speaker 3: it happen, and no one stopped it.

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Speaker 1: See I actually so I have a story related with

544
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:33,160
Speaker 1: that too. I run it like five am right, yes,

545
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:36,240
Speaker 1: John knows it well, and I jump in the water

546
00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:38,280
Speaker 1: and then do just a couple of push ups, some

547
00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:41,040
Speaker 1: pistol squats, and then I go back. And as I

548
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:44,400
Speaker 1: was running back, I see these two guys that are

549
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:47,840
Speaker 1: biking together, and I'm like, oh, like, you know, friends

550
00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:50,960
Speaker 1: biking together in the morning. Fun, right, And then one

551
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,680
Speaker 1: of the guys crashes and falls, and the other guy

552
00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:54,320
Speaker 1: keeps going.

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00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:55,840
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh shit, like I should I need to.

554
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:58,240
Speaker 1: Help this guy that that fell, right, But then I

555
00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:00,400
Speaker 1: see the other guy turning around to help this front.

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00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:01,880
Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, like you know.

557
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:05,919
Speaker 2: He's clearly going to yeah, clearly going to.

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00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:06,479
Speaker 3: Help the guy, right.

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00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:10,240
Speaker 1: And so then I continue to correct course, and then

560
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:13,840
Speaker 1: this this guy goes to this person on the ground

561
00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:15,240
Speaker 1: and says, you took my.

562
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Speaker 3: Drugs, man, and I'm like, oh my god.

563
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Speaker 1: And then like he starts like like roughing this dude

564
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:23,600
Speaker 1: up and like like taking like pill bottles and like

565
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:24,720
Speaker 1: syringes from this guy.

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Speaker 3: And I'm like, you.

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00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:33,280
Speaker 1: Know, it's I realized that it is no longer the morning.

568
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:35,159
Speaker 1: It is actually the wee hours of the night for

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Speaker 1: these people. And I'm not sure whether I want to

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Speaker 1: get involved. And like now I'm having this moral quandary.

571
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:45,160
Speaker 1: Should I help this person on the ground? Should I

572
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:47,440
Speaker 1: keep going like do I want to get involved in

573
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:50,479
Speaker 1: a drug deal gone wrong? And as I'm walking, like

574
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:52,880
Speaker 1: you know, debating this, I'm walking, you know, in these

575
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:54,480
Speaker 1: these houses and this is like right on the beach,

576
00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:57,040
Speaker 1: so it's pretty it's pretty nice. Houses, and I look

577
00:28:57,080 --> 00:29:01,520
Speaker 1: to my right and then I hear or I keep walking,

578
00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:03,000
Speaker 1: and then to my right I hear.

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00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:06,920
Speaker 3: And I'm like, what the fuck is that? And I

580
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:07,520
Speaker 3: turned to my.

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00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:11,160
Speaker 1: Right and there was a six four like three hundred

582
00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:14,920
Speaker 1: pound giant white dude looking at me going.

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00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:17,760
Speaker 3: And I'm like, oh my god.

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00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:19,840
Speaker 1: And then I look down and I realize he is

585
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:25,080
Speaker 1: completely naked, Like okay, I gotta get out of here.

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00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:27,400
Speaker 3: And then I start running like I actually.

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00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:29,360
Speaker 1: You know, I was just walking now actually running away

588
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:32,160
Speaker 1: getting my work at it. You know, thank you guy

589
00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:35,840
Speaker 1: for making me run faster. But I'm like, holy crap, Like,

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00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:39,040
Speaker 1: why is the early morning is weird? Bro? The early

591
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:41,840
Speaker 1: morning is weird? And I'm not sure if I should

592
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:44,800
Speaker 1: have gotten involved in that. So, like, I understand that

593
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:48,240
Speaker 1: when you're in a large city where you don't really

594
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Speaker 1: understand the context of different different fights and such like,

595
00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:56,880
Speaker 1: it's it's a it's a crapshoot weather you should get involved.

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Speaker 2: Dude.

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Speaker 3: That is absolutely insane. I know, I know I was.

598
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:04,440
Speaker 3: I was literally like I was scared by the noise. Yeah,

599
00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:06,480
Speaker 3: and then I saw that he was naked. I'm like, okay,

600
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:08,680
Speaker 3: I gotta get to I would.

601
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Speaker 2: I would have.

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Speaker 1: I would have just like healed, I would just want

603
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Speaker 1: what I did. I ran as fast as I could,

604
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:16,920
Speaker 1: did a did a six minute mile.

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Speaker 3: And you don't know, like he bro is six foot four,

606
00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:22,360
Speaker 3: like maybe he's some like x NFL person.

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Speaker 2: He was big.

608
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Speaker 1: He was big like big bulls both vertically and horizontally.

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Speaker 3: Like this man was a googe man.

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Speaker 1: I understand not wanting to get involved in uh in

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Speaker 1: fights on the street.

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Speaker 3: But you know what you do want to get involved with?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, get up all in that business. You want to

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Speaker 1: get involved with.

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