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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand. Who in your family is

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Speaker 1: most likely to get drunk and start flirting with the

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Speaker 1: Christmas tree? It's the Jebel Show, and ask the question

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Speaker 1: because this is the time of year when everybody gathers

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Speaker 1: around with their friends and their family, and in every

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Speaker 1: group there's always somebody that you can guarantee will do something.

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Speaker 1: Whatever it is. Who's most likely to do what in

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Speaker 1: our dysfunctional family? Well, since you listen to the show,

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Speaker 1: you're basically part of our dysfunctional family. So let's gather

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Speaker 1: around the fake Christmas dinner table right now and find

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Speaker 1: out who's most likely to do what. Christian has a

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Speaker 1: list of who's most likely to questions, Yes, and we'll

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Speaker 1: find out how each one of us operates or doesn't

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Speaker 1: operate very well. Right now? All right, y'all? First question,

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Speaker 1: who in this room of our dysfunctional family is most

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Speaker 1: likely to sneak a peek at their gifts under the

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Speaker 1: tree before Christmas Day? Bennett? I would say Bennett too.

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Speaker 1: I think Jebel Really, I would say Jebel too, he

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Speaker 1: would I wouldn't want to spoil this surprise. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: feel like Bennet does like a surprise and he's he

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Speaker 1: would be mad at it's like me, you know what,

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Speaker 1: I think you're right. It probably would be me. But Bennett,

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Speaker 1: I think you're right about yourself, which is good. I'm intrian.

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Speaker 1: I think you're right about it being not Bennett as well.

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Speaker 1: I thought about Ben. But then Bennett, the way that

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Speaker 1: you are, you really love the vibe of things, and you,

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Speaker 1: you know, like, I think you would be really disappointed

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Speaker 1: in yourself that you ruin the surprise for yourself exactly,

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Speaker 1: and I wouldn't want to like spoil anybody else's surprise

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Speaker 1: that they worked hard on it as well. I feel

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Speaker 1: like Bennett values the creative process for anyone, and the

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Speaker 1: creative process for the gift giver would be if you

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Speaker 1: was sneaking now, I could see Bennett, when nobody's around

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Speaker 1: in front of the gifts, dancing around with glee because

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Speaker 1: he can't wait till open him, because he's just excited

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Speaker 1: about that. Because you you get excited about excitement. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: which is a nice thing. Absolutely, And I'm always dancing

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Speaker 1: for sure, especially when no one's around. We're playing who's

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Speaker 1: most likely to who is most likely to have Christmas

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Speaker 1: decorations up all year round? I would say that would

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Speaker 1: be me. Yeah. I was also gonna say you, but

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Speaker 1: I was gonna wait, yeah, only because I wouldn't want

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Speaker 1: to take them down. I feel like he puts the

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Speaker 1: lights up and it's probably like such a feat for

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Speaker 1: him that he's like, damn it, they're staying up all year.

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Speaker 1: There are still hooks up, and there's things up on

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Speaker 1: the house that have been there for two years now

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Speaker 1: because I won't take them down because I just don't

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Speaker 1: want to get up on the ladder. I'm not good

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Speaker 1: to do yourself stuff. I like trying for about fifteen minutes,

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Speaker 1: but then I have a really hard time walking away

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Speaker 1: from something. So if I start doing the lights and

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Speaker 1: I get fifteen minutes in and I'm like, this is ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: I'm just not gonna do this anymore. I'm not having

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Speaker 1: fun anymore. Something in me makes me have to finish.

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Speaker 1: So it could be after Christmas by the time I'm done,

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Speaker 1: and it's really poorly done and it's been frustrated for

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Speaker 1: everybody involved, and I'm too lazy to go take them

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Speaker 1: down again, so they will stay up all year around.

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Speaker 1: Yeah next year too, Yeah, it's gonna be twice the headache. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know, like it was so hard to put them up,

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be so hard to put them down. Let's

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Speaker 1: just keep them there. I have a grandma who literally

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Speaker 1: kept him up every year, Like she never took him down,

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Speaker 1: never put them back up. She said, it's always Jesus.

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Speaker 1: We're playing who's most likely to Holiday Edition Christians has

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Speaker 1: another who's most likely to questions who is most likely

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Speaker 1: to wear an ugly Christmas sweater and not think that

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Speaker 1: it's ugly? I think we should all say it on

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Speaker 1: the count of three, Okay, one, two, three, Victoria, when

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Speaker 1: you're yelling dumb, you just do dumb things like wearing

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Speaker 1: ugly sweaters. Yeah. I feel like you know, when you're

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Speaker 1: like out of like fresh out of college, you're just

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Speaker 1: excited about everything, which include your first holiday season as

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Speaker 1: a professional, you know. And so she's gonna come in

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Speaker 1: and like Santa hats and jingles like married Christmas, and

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Speaker 1: we're like, you know, it's just another day boot just

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Speaker 1: like the holiday party thing we were talking about the

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Speaker 1: other day, the word holiday party. All of us are

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Speaker 1: like her holiday parties returns, like I think it's cool,

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Speaker 1: and like, yeah, I know you do, because you started working.

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Speaker 1: I'm getting her thirty minutes early Christian Yes, and another

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Speaker 1: who's most likely too? Questions who is most likely to

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Speaker 1: gift an empty box to someone? I say Julie because

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Speaker 1: he's gonna buy the box and intend to put a

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Speaker 1: gift in there, and he's gonna forget, like what the

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Speaker 1: gift he is gonna buy exactly? I might say Jubile

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Speaker 1: because he's just misschievous, you know, he just wants to

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Speaker 1: play a prank on somebody. Two reasons I could do it,

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Speaker 1: because I agree with you it probably would be me

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Speaker 1: one to be funny about something right and do it

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Speaker 1: on purpose, or the other because my add gets so

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Speaker 1: bad sometimes that literally I will start putting something in

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Speaker 1: the box and then get distracted thing about a grapefruit,

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Speaker 1: and then a fly will go buy and then something

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Speaker 1: shiny will be outside, and before I know it, I've

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Speaker 1: wrapped a box with nothing in it. And then yeah,

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Speaker 1: and I didn't even show up on time for Christmas,

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Speaker 1: so I got there the Christmas after when I wasn't

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Speaker 1: even invited anymore, and they're like, we haven't talked in

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Speaker 1: a year, because I'm like, oh, but here's a present.

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Speaker 1: And then they open it and there's nothing in there,

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Speaker 1: and then I have to play it off a go.

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Speaker 1: I did that on purpose. I got yeah, you have

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Speaker 1: no friend? Yeah, exactly. Love it. We're playing who most

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Speaker 1: likely to Christmas Edition? Who is most likely to start

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Speaker 1: something at a family function? To start something like drama fight?

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Speaker 1: Christian Yes, Christian? Yeah, Christian as well. I thank you.

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Speaker 1: I wear that with Priday. You're absolutely right. I got

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Speaker 1: into a knockdown drag out last Christmas. What was it? Well,

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Speaker 1: last Christmas, I wore a mask into a restaurant to

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Speaker 1: meet my family and my uncle was like, it's made

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Speaker 1: some smart comment and I lost it. Forgive me for

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Speaker 1: protecting that health of everyone in this county. Next thing,

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Speaker 1: I knew it was spilling over into the parking lot.

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Speaker 1: I was screaming, and then I was driving home, telling

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Speaker 1: no one of my family would ever speak to me again.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I want to come to your house

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Speaker 1: for the holidays. No, you don't trust the Jewels show

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Speaker 1: on demand