WEBVTT - Hour 1: System Leaches 0:00:10.960 --> 0:00:12.720 This is a Jesse Kelly Show. 0:00:15.120 --> 0:00:18.480 It is the Jesse Kelly Show. 0:00:19.800 --> 0:00:28.680 Let's have some fun on a Monday, a magnificent Monday, 0:00:28.800 --> 0:00:32.599 depending on whether or not you're traveling. We have so 0:00:32.880 --> 0:00:36.160 much to get to tonight on the world Famous Jesse 0:00:36.280 --> 0:00:39.400 Kelly Show. The government shutdown. In fact, we're gonna talk 0:00:39.400 --> 0:00:43.160 about welfare here in the open. An hour from now, 0:00:43.240 --> 0:00:46.560 we have medal of Honor Monday, always a good time 0:00:46.640 --> 0:00:49.559 as we honor one of our heroes. We are going 0:00:49.640 --> 0:00:52.360 to talk about the trainees. Are they on the outs now? 0:00:52.440 --> 0:00:56.360 In the Democrat Party? We have a global green tax 0:00:56.440 --> 0:01:00.280 that got shut down. Barack Obama's still out there in 0:01:00.320 --> 0:01:04.679 his stupid mouth. They're lying about everything all the time 0:01:04.760 --> 0:01:08.280 when it comes to New York, global warming and everything else. 0:01:08.760 --> 0:01:12.120 All that and so much more coming up tonight on 0:01:12.319 --> 0:01:15.200 the world Famous Jesse Kelly Show. We're also gonna tap. Look, 0:01:15.240 --> 0:01:18.720 we have heavy topics too, like Halloween candy and eros 0:01:18.920 --> 0:01:21.920 and all kinds of other things. But before we get 0:01:21.959 --> 0:01:25.640 to the Halloween candy and euros, I can't get it 0:01:25.680 --> 0:01:30.959 off my mind. There are obviously so many stories every day, 0:01:30.959 --> 0:01:34.399 aren't there. There are so many things you can get 0:01:34.440 --> 0:01:37.240 mad about. And I can get mad about and we're 0:01:37.240 --> 0:01:40.560 not I'm not you and you're not me. Things that 0:01:41.640 --> 0:01:44.240 kind of stick in my crawl and make me angry. 0:01:44.360 --> 0:01:46.679 Maybe it's something that wouldn't bother you, or you don't 0:01:46.760 --> 0:01:49.960 dwell on and vice versa. You're gonna be hot on 0:01:50.000 --> 0:01:51.960 something and I'm gonna be Ah. It's no big deal. 0:01:52.120 --> 0:01:56.600 People are different, right, But I think it was on Saturday. 0:01:57.800 --> 0:02:00.240 I was sitting around, we weren't doing much, kind of 0:02:00.280 --> 0:02:04.240 being lazy, had a lazy day, and I saw this clip, 0:02:04.280 --> 0:02:06.520 a local news clip. I saw it on social media. 0:02:07.680 --> 0:02:09.960 Right now, as you know, the government is shut down. 0:02:11.200 --> 0:02:15.040 There is as of this moment, no end in sight. 0:02:15.720 --> 0:02:20.440 I'll again say the rumors are possibly Democrats end it 0:02:20.480 --> 0:02:23.680 on Wednesday, after tomorrow's elections, which we'll get to also 0:02:23.800 --> 0:02:26.160 during the show. But be that as amain. Right now, 0:02:26.160 --> 0:02:32.040 the government is shut down, and so welfare recipients are 0:02:32.080 --> 0:02:36.400 not getting their checks. And I don't know if you've 0:02:36.440 --> 0:02:41.040 heard this, I'm going to play it for you. I 0:02:41.120 --> 0:02:46.120 can't stop thinking about it. I on Saturday night, I 0:02:46.200 --> 0:02:48.800 woke up in the middle of the night. Nothing was wrong. 0:02:49.160 --> 0:02:51.720 I'm sleeping on my shoulder. Wrong, I woke up in 0:02:51.760 --> 0:02:54.480 the middle of the night. I started thinking about it 0:02:54.520 --> 0:02:57.400 again and got myself so mad I couldn't go back 0:02:57.440 --> 0:02:59.000 to sleep for an hour or two as I was 0:02:59.080 --> 0:03:03.280 laying there thinking of it. Here it is local news story. 0:03:04.160 --> 0:03:04.799 Listen to this. 0:03:04.919 --> 0:03:07.560 The first thing I did was grammar following caught out 0:03:07.560 --> 0:03:09.440 of my night heard zero world dollars. 0:03:09.800 --> 0:03:12.520 My just went into my throat magotto. 0:03:12.560 --> 0:03:15.720 Going has been a snap recipients for more than three decades, 0:03:16.000 --> 0:03:18.160 even with these benefits. 0:03:19.919 --> 0:03:27.320 What did you just say? How how long has this 0:03:27.400 --> 0:03:30.079 person been bloodsuck in the United States tax paper. 0:03:30.120 --> 0:03:32.680 The first thing I did was grammar following caught out 0:03:32.680 --> 0:03:34.560 of my night heart zero world dollars. 0:03:34.920 --> 0:03:37.640 My just went into my throat magotto. 0:03:37.680 --> 0:03:40.880 Going has been a snap recipients for more than three decades. 0:03:44.560 --> 0:03:55.440 More than three decades, thirty some years. No job sitting 0:03:55.480 --> 0:04:01.000 around waiting for you to send her check. Every month. 0:04:01.800 --> 0:04:06.760 You go to work, You work your fingers to the bone. 0:04:07.560 --> 0:04:09.880 Maybe you're even struggling. Maybe you're doing well. I don't care. 0:04:10.320 --> 0:04:12.840 Maybe maybe I mean I care, you understand what I'm saying. 0:04:13.920 --> 0:04:16.400 Maybe maybe you're not even maybe you're flat out poor. 0:04:16.440 --> 0:04:21.719 At this point in time, government still reaches its meaty 0:04:21.800 --> 0:04:26.000 hands into your wallet and plucks twenty five to thirty 0:04:26.000 --> 0:04:30.239 five percent of your income from you, and they hand 0:04:30.279 --> 0:04:37.320 it to forty million Americans, some of whom haven't worked 0:04:37.360 --> 0:04:43.360 in three decades. What are we doing in this country? 0:04:44.839 --> 0:04:46.520 How could it be? I got this email. It's a 0:04:46.600 --> 0:04:49.880 very good email, Jesse. Why doesn't Lyndon Johnson come up 0:04:49.880 --> 0:04:53.120 when talking about the worst presidents of all time? His 0:04:53.240 --> 0:04:57.440 great society policies, medicare SS, SNAP or what's currently destroying 0:04:57.480 --> 0:05:00.960 the country. Do you think these program ms ever go away? 0:05:01.960 --> 0:05:06.520 Or do they just slowly destroy us from within? I 0:05:06.520 --> 0:05:08.479 don't know that I want to answer that question, because 0:05:08.640 --> 0:05:13.120 the answer I have to give is not great. This 0:05:13.200 --> 0:05:21.760 has to stop. Forty million Americans, forty million permanently getting 0:05:21.800 --> 0:05:28.080 welfare checks from you and from me is criminal. It 0:05:28.200 --> 0:05:31.720 is criminal We allow that to take place in this country. 0:05:32.680 --> 0:05:37.480 And even now you can't. It's hard to find a 0:05:37.640 --> 0:05:42.120 Republican in Washington, DC who will speak out against this. 0:05:42.279 --> 0:05:46.320 In fact, the new Republican line is people are starving. 0:05:46.400 --> 0:05:49.279 We got to get these SNAP benefits back. They're all 0:05:49.320 --> 0:05:50.599 talking like it, all of them. 0:05:50.680 --> 0:05:50.880 Wow. 0:05:50.960 --> 0:05:54.359 I can't believe Democrats have cut off Snap. We gotta 0:05:54.400 --> 0:06:01.200 get Snap rolling again. Why why have we accepted this? 0:06:01.279 --> 0:06:06.120 And you know why, because politicians in our country have 0:06:06.279 --> 0:06:10.640 realized over time the same thing. Politicians in every country 0:06:10.680 --> 0:06:14.000 has realized. Figure out a way to stick your fingers 0:06:14.000 --> 0:06:17.400 in the treasury and toss some coins to the peasants, 0:06:17.720 --> 0:06:21.159 and they will vote for you forever they have. 0:06:21.200 --> 0:06:24.640 The country after country after country, they've all figured out 0:06:24.720 --> 0:06:27.479 the same thing. If you rely on the will of 0:06:27.520 --> 0:06:29.919 the people, and at some level every form of government 0:06:29.960 --> 0:06:32.320 relies on the will of the people, if you rely 0:06:32.520 --> 0:06:35.800 on the good graces of the people in the country, well, 0:06:35.839 --> 0:06:39.520 your country has a treasury. It's a treasury full because 0:06:39.560 --> 0:06:42.880 you stole from the taxpayer of that country. So if 0:06:42.920 --> 0:06:45.479 you want to stay in power, it's a simple formula. 0:06:45.680 --> 0:06:48.719 If you have no mortals and no guts whatsoever, you 0:06:48.880 --> 0:06:51.839 figure out a way to get your greedy fingers into 0:06:51.920 --> 0:06:56.800 the vault, grabs quantities of money and toss it out to. 0:06:56.800 --> 0:07:01.440 People, and you own them forever. I still can't believe 0:07:01.440 --> 0:07:02.520 this is really the first. 0:07:02.400 --> 0:07:04.680 Thing I did was Grandma calling a call out of 0:07:04.680 --> 0:07:06.440 when I'm hired to see your world dollars. 0:07:06.880 --> 0:07:09.120 My just went into my throat. 0:07:09.080 --> 0:07:11.960 Magiotto Gona has been a SNAP recipient for more than 0:07:12.040 --> 0:07:18.920 three decades, more than three decades, and. 0:07:18.880 --> 0:07:20.400 They're doing a news story on it. 0:07:20.400 --> 0:07:24.040 It's not as if this is some thing that's so 0:07:24.280 --> 0:07:29.000 rare and so illicit, so shameful that she's doing it 0:07:29.120 --> 0:07:30.440 behind closed doors. 0:07:30.920 --> 0:07:34.760 They're doing a puff piece on the lady who's been 0:07:34.880 --> 0:07:41.800 bloodsucking you dry for thirty years. We have Democrat politicians 0:07:41.960 --> 0:07:45.720 standing up and again, this is not being whispered at 0:07:45.720 --> 0:07:47.200 a party on Friday night. 0:07:47.920 --> 0:07:52.560 This is being announced behind the microphone. This is Ayana Presley. 0:07:52.280 --> 0:07:55.840 First and foremost. This is the most corrupt administration in history. 0:07:56.280 --> 0:07:59.160 And then they're cruel enough to create work requirements for 0:07:59.280 --> 0:08:00.560 hungry people to SNAP. 0:08:02.680 --> 0:08:12.720 What cruel enough to create work requirements? This is something 0:08:12.880 --> 0:08:17.640 politicians in this country are allowed to say out in 0:08:17.720 --> 0:08:22.760 the open without any fear of losing their seats of power. 0:08:24.520 --> 0:08:30.520 I am disgusted and I know this shutdown is really 0:08:30.520 --> 0:08:37.440 starting to hurt people. Shoot start starting to affect me personally. Now, Look, 0:08:38.200 --> 0:08:42.439 it's not SNAP. I need to travel coming up, nothing much, 0:08:42.480 --> 0:08:44.520 It's just a quick thing. I have to travel coming 0:08:44.600 --> 0:08:49.160 up in the Houston area where I live. They already 0:08:49.240 --> 0:08:53.640 have three hour plus weight times at the airport because 0:08:53.640 --> 0:08:56.480 of the shutdown with TSA, and they're told it's going 0:08:56.520 --> 0:08:58.559 to get worse. So look, it's affected me personally too. 0:08:58.720 --> 0:09:01.960 If you're in the service, you're probably going hungry. Already 0:09:02.000 --> 0:09:06.160 told you last week. It's crazy. It's insane that we 0:09:06.200 --> 0:09:10.080 can't get our military service members paid. So I get 0:09:10.080 --> 0:09:13.040 all that. I understand we want the gun for government 0:09:13.120 --> 0:09:15.959 or a lot of people want the government open and functioning. Again, 0:09:16.080 --> 0:09:19.920 I get all that, but man, I don't know that 0:09:20.040 --> 0:09:23.040 in the end, this shutdown is a bad thing because 0:09:23.760 --> 0:09:27.880 we are learning more and more about how many people 0:09:28.080 --> 0:09:32.800 in this country don't do a freaking thing but sit 0:09:32.880 --> 0:09:37.640 around and buy snow crab legs with their EBT cards. 0:09:37.720 --> 0:09:41.160 What in the world have we done in this country? 0:09:41.400 --> 0:09:44.840 How many people in this country? How many have we 0:09:45.000 --> 0:09:52.000 put on your budget, on my budget? What a disgrace. 0:09:53.040 --> 0:09:56.560 We have a long long way to go, is what 0:09:56.600 --> 0:09:59.000 I'm gonna say. This kind of stuff ticks me off 0:09:59.360 --> 0:10:02.640 to no freaking end, So look, I'm gonna move on. 0:10:03.720 --> 0:10:06.440 Trump talked about it briefly during an interview. I'll play 0:10:06.440 --> 0:10:11.440 that for you. Nancy Pelosi, Grandma Vodka said something hilarious 0:10:11.600 --> 0:10:14.080 in an interview about the whole thing. I'll play that 0:10:14.200 --> 0:10:16.680 and then we're gonna move on. We're gonna talk about 0:10:17.040 --> 0:10:19.920 the election. In fact, that's coming up next. I forgot 0:10:19.960 --> 0:10:22.320 to tell you I have Clay Travis, of course, of 0:10:22.559 --> 0:10:25.160 the Clay Travis and Buck Sexton Show. My buddy Clay's 0:10:25.160 --> 0:10:28.000 gonna join us next hour. He's got a book out. 0:10:28.040 --> 0:10:31.120 So we talked to Clay about that and other things. Oh, 0:10:31.200 --> 0:10:33.640 that and so much more still to come on the 0:10:33.679 --> 0:10:37.720 world famous Jesse Kelly's Show. But now it's time to 0:10:37.800 --> 0:10:41.920 get you feeling better, because you're not a worthless, lazy 0:10:42.000 --> 0:10:45.280 loser who collects a welfare check. You go out and 0:10:45.320 --> 0:10:47.319 you bust your butt. Now, maybe you stayed home, maybe 0:10:47.360 --> 0:10:49.240 you're stay at home wife. You bust your butt, I 0:10:49.240 --> 0:10:52.800 know you do. You go to work, you bust your butt. 0:10:52.880 --> 0:10:55.480 You need energy. You want to feel good and you 0:10:55.559 --> 0:10:59.880 need energy. And this is what Chock does. Natural herbal 0:11:00.120 --> 0:11:04.679 supplements from Chuck make you feel good. Not that little 0:11:04.800 --> 0:11:08.200 rush you get from the energy drink producer Corey's currently drinking. 0:11:08.240 --> 0:11:10.520 He didn't think I saw it. I'm talking about a 0:11:10.559 --> 0:11:14.400 more permanent, better form of energy where you're in a 0:11:14.440 --> 0:11:17.360 good mood and you're ready to go at all times. 0:11:17.520 --> 0:11:20.600 I am on a male vitality stack from chalk. I 0:11:20.640 --> 0:11:23.000 believe it's four years. If not, it's close to four 0:11:23.320 --> 0:11:27.640 years every day. Just took it again today, t levels 0:11:27.679 --> 0:11:30.800 through the roof. I got eighty year old's emailing in. 0:11:31.200 --> 0:11:37.080 Their doctors can't believe their blood work choq Chuck dot 0:11:37.120 --> 0:11:42.480 com slash Jesse. Consider getting a subscription for a husband, 0:11:43.400 --> 0:11:47.880 a son, a grandfather Chuck dot com slash Jesse. We'll 0:11:47.920 --> 0:11:48.520 be back. 0:11:50.960 --> 0:11:51.240 True. 0:11:52.320 --> 0:11:56.720 It's the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly 0:11:56.800 --> 0:12:00.160 Show on a wonderful Monday. Do not forget. You can 0:12:00.200 --> 0:12:04.920 email us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. So a 0:12:05.000 --> 0:12:07.960 couple final words on this shutdown stuff, then we're gonna 0:12:07.960 --> 0:12:09.760 move on. We got to talk about some voting things 0:12:09.800 --> 0:12:13.720 and whatnot. But uh, Grandma Vodka, just a couple little 0:12:13.720 --> 0:12:16.679 funny soundbites here that I got a good snicker out of. 0:12:17.280 --> 0:12:23.280 Grandma Vodka is in the news, and I'm not making 0:12:23.320 --> 0:12:27.360 fun of her age because it's coming for all of us. 0:12:27.360 --> 0:12:32.360 One day yesterday was my father's seven well, it would 0:12:32.360 --> 0:12:34.240 have been his seventy first birthday. But as you know, 0:12:34.320 --> 0:12:37.200 he passed on. So I mean he didn't make seventy. 0:12:37.320 --> 0:12:40.720 He died a few weeks. Shy of seventy lost him. 0:12:40.880 --> 0:12:45.319 So I watched him at the end. We didn't know 0:12:45.360 --> 0:12:47.000 it was the end because it was so sudden, but 0:12:48.040 --> 0:12:54.160 watched him get old, just got old, banged up his 0:12:54.240 --> 0:12:57.560 knee first time. I remember seeing my dad and thinking 0:12:57.600 --> 0:13:00.840 he looks old. I'm not mocking age coming for all 0:13:00.840 --> 0:13:02.880 of us. Maybe it's already come for you. Maybe maybe 0:13:02.880 --> 0:13:04.240 you're in the middle of it right now. I'm not 0:13:04.320 --> 0:13:11.079 mocking that. But she's not what she wants was, And 0:13:11.160 --> 0:13:15.480 for me, it's somebody fascinated with politics. I think it's 0:13:15.559 --> 0:13:19.200 crazy to watch it. It's like a professional athlete who's 0:13:19.240 --> 0:13:22.320 awesome and then just gets too old to do it 0:13:22.360 --> 0:13:26.120 anymore and kind of just sucks and embarrasses himself at 0:13:26.160 --> 0:13:29.280 the end. Is Muhammad Ali dominates everybody for so long 0:13:29.320 --> 0:13:31.120 and then stays in it too long and he just 0:13:31.240 --> 0:13:36.880 can't do it, just gets beaten up. Nancy Pelosi was 0:13:36.880 --> 0:13:40.360 was the top dog in Washington, d C. For a 0:13:40.400 --> 0:13:45.199 long time, so powerful, so good at messaging, keeping her 0:13:45.280 --> 0:13:50.520 party together, all the crazy Democrat kooks. Nancy Pelosi bang 0:13:50.640 --> 0:13:54.600 enough heads and grease enough palms to keep them all together. 0:13:55.000 --> 0:13:59.640 That's what she was. Now, this is what she is. 0:14:00.160 --> 0:14:00.680 My issue. 0:14:00.679 --> 0:14:03.360 That's why I'm in politics. That's my wife. For the children. 0:14:03.640 --> 0:14:04.880 He's the worst Perham. 0:14:05.040 --> 0:14:08.640 Sorry, I'll let it go further in a second. There's 0:14:08.720 --> 0:14:12.439 nothing that murders me like that. Children. That's why I'm 0:14:12.480 --> 0:14:16.240 in politics. Children. Oh yes, I think anybody familiar with 0:14:16.360 --> 0:14:19.800 Nancy Pelosi knows she must sit around day and night 0:14:20.000 --> 0:14:21.360 just thinking about the kids. 0:14:21.680 --> 0:14:24.440 She goes to sleep at night and wakes up in 0:14:24.440 --> 0:14:26.640 the morning stressing about the children. 0:14:26.680 --> 0:14:28.800 Of course, that's why she's in politics. 0:14:29.600 --> 0:14:32.040 Children are my issue. That's why I'm in politics. That's 0:14:32.040 --> 0:14:33.440 my wife for the children. 0:14:33.640 --> 0:14:37.080 He's the worst president children in America have had in 0:14:37.120 --> 0:14:40.400 our own history. Whether it's feeding them or whether it's 0:14:40.440 --> 0:14:42.920 safe environment for them to thrive, whether it's the economic 0:14:43.000 --> 0:14:45.640 security of their families, whether it's their healthcare, the cost 0:14:45.680 --> 0:14:46.640 of housing and the rest. 0:14:48.560 --> 0:14:51.240 Nancy Pelosi's in it for the kids. I just got 0:14:51.280 --> 0:14:53.480 a good laugh out of that. Another thing I got 0:14:53.480 --> 0:14:57.760 a good laugh out of is the things Donald Trump 0:14:58.120 --> 0:15:04.880 gets away with because of his authenticity. Donald Trump gets 0:15:04.920 --> 0:15:10.160 away with things in politics that other people can't because 0:15:10.200 --> 0:15:14.760 he's not fake like Pelosi is. I'm in politics for 0:15:14.880 --> 0:15:19.760 the kids. Nobody seriously believes that. But Donald Trump will 0:15:20.320 --> 0:15:25.840 routinely say completely ridiculous things and things that other people 0:15:25.840 --> 0:15:29.840 would be offended by. But because it's Trump, he gets 0:15:29.880 --> 0:15:33.120 away with it because he means it. It's just kind 0:15:33.120 --> 0:15:35.280 of how he deals with it. He was talking, he 0:15:35.320 --> 0:15:37.840 sits down with CBS, does this interview. It's about the 0:15:37.880 --> 0:15:40.760 shutdown and whatnot. But that's not actually why I wanted 0:15:40.800 --> 0:15:43.920 to play the little SoundBite. I wanted to play the 0:15:43.960 --> 0:15:49.440 little SoundBite because of the Japan Kamakazi reference. Trump drops 0:15:49.480 --> 0:15:52.680 in out of nowhere at all, dag gone. He makes 0:15:52.720 --> 0:15:53.080 me laugh. 0:15:53.320 --> 0:15:55.920 You have helped end these government shutdowns in the past 0:15:55.960 --> 0:15:58.920 when they came about, and you did it by. 0:16:00.360 --> 0:16:02.840 I'm not gonna do it by I'm not going to 0:16:02.960 --> 0:16:05.280 do it by being extorted by the Democrats who have 0:16:05.360 --> 0:16:06.040 lost their way. 0:16:06.960 --> 0:16:08.560 There's something wrong with these people. 0:16:08.640 --> 0:16:14.840 These humor is a basket case, and he has nothing 0:16:14.880 --> 0:16:15.200 to lose. 0:16:15.240 --> 0:16:16.760 He's become I just left Japan. 0:16:17.160 --> 0:16:19.240 He's become a kama Kazi pilot. 0:16:19.400 --> 0:16:19.880 Sounds like. 0:16:24.880 --> 0:16:27.880 What in the world. And by the way they love 0:16:28.040 --> 0:16:30.760 the Trump and the new the new PM of Japan. 0:16:30.920 --> 0:16:34.000 They get a lot. They're fast friends. They ideologically, they're 0:16:34.080 --> 0:16:37.320 very very close. She and he, they just they get along. Well. 0:16:37.640 --> 0:16:41.440 We love Japan. I love Japan personally. They're a close ally, 0:16:41.560 --> 0:16:43.680 so it's all good. It's not like there's gonna be 0:16:43.720 --> 0:16:47.400 any problems. But for Trump, it just made sense to 0:16:47.520 --> 0:16:51.000 drop that reference out of nowhere. I just left Japan, 0:16:51.360 --> 0:16:53.640 so I think I would know. He's like a Kama 0:16:53.760 --> 0:16:54.600 Kazi pilot. 0:16:55.840 --> 0:16:56.120 Can't. 0:16:56.640 --> 0:17:00.600 It's so funny. We're gonna miss him when he's gone. 0:17:00.640 --> 0:17:03.360 Maybe you hate his guts. I get that he's such 0:17:03.400 --> 0:17:06.000 a bombastic personality. I get that. I've been mad at 0:17:06.040 --> 0:17:09.040 him many times myself. Maybe you love him, think he's 0:17:09.080 --> 0:17:14.760 the best ever. There's going to be a vacuum of 0:17:15.040 --> 0:17:20.080 entertainment when Trump leaves, of political entertainment. That'll be hard 0:17:20.080 --> 0:17:24.880 to quantify. For my sons. My sons are sixteen and fifteen, 0:17:25.000 --> 0:17:27.200 about to be seventeen and fifteen. I messed up my 0:17:27.240 --> 0:17:30.800 oldest age a few times. There's sixteen and fifteen, So 0:17:31.000 --> 0:17:35.760 for their lives, Donald Trump is just that's what politics is. 0:17:36.240 --> 0:17:38.600 You're gonna wake up one morning and you're gonna check 0:17:38.600 --> 0:17:41.240 social media and he's gonna have an AI video of 0:17:41.320 --> 0:17:45.520 him and Netanyahu drinking my ties on a beach in Gaza, 0:17:45.680 --> 0:17:49.680 and for them, that's all they've known. That's politics. For them. 0:17:50.160 --> 0:17:52.600 I have had to try to explain to them that 0:17:55.119 --> 0:17:59.879 you're not gonna see this again. You've never seen this before. 0:18:00.000 --> 0:18:03.720 I'm not going to see this again. Enjoy this, boys, 0:18:03.800 --> 0:18:06.920 because no matter how long you live after this, you're 0:18:07.000 --> 0:18:11.119 probably never experiencing this again for the rest of your life. Anyway, 0:18:11.320 --> 0:18:13.840 that's enough of that. That's enough shutdown talk. We do 0:18:13.920 --> 0:18:18.280 have to talk about something fairly important. Next time you're 0:18:18.320 --> 0:18:21.359 listening to the Oracle, you love this one. It's a 0:18:21.440 --> 0:18:26.639 scream baby. The Jesse Kelly Show. It is The Jesse 0:18:26.840 --> 0:18:32.080 Kelly Show on a fantastic, fantastic Monday, about a half 0:18:32.160 --> 0:18:35.080 hour away from Medal of Honor Monday. We're an hour 0:18:35.119 --> 0:18:37.520 away from Clay Travis. He's gonna come on. We're gonna 0:18:37.600 --> 0:18:41.440 laugh about some things. But that's enough shutdown talk. We're 0:18:41.480 --> 0:18:43.000 not gonna get the Medal of Honor yet. 0:18:43.160 --> 0:18:45.760 We're not even gonna talk Halloween and Euros or Clay 0:18:45.760 --> 0:18:46.280 Travis and. 0:18:46.200 --> 0:18:48.600 Then none of that, right, now we do actually have 0:18:48.680 --> 0:18:57.720 to do something fairly important here. Election Day Tomorrow is 0:18:57.760 --> 0:19:02.520 election day. Now pause for us. Second, maybe you're yelling 0:19:02.560 --> 0:19:06.119 into the radio. Not for me. I'm not in New 0:19:06.200 --> 0:19:10.800 York City. I'm not in New Jersey. I'm not in Virginia. 0:19:11.119 --> 0:19:15.080 Not for me. Do you know where I live? You know, 0:19:15.160 --> 0:19:17.239 if you listen to the show, obviously you know I 0:19:17.280 --> 0:19:21.840 live in Texas. Specifically, I'm in the Houston area of Texas. 0:19:23.119 --> 0:19:29.240 Do you know how many things, hugely important things I 0:19:29.400 --> 0:19:34.320 have to vote on tomorrow? There are, I believe over 0:19:34.720 --> 0:19:40.960 twenty last time I looked. We're talking about things like taxes, banning, 0:19:41.119 --> 0:19:46.080 disgusting things from the state and local area. There is 0:19:46.680 --> 0:19:52.560 a critically important election tomorrow for me. I don't live 0:19:52.560 --> 0:19:55.560 in Virginia. I don't live in New Jersey. I don't 0:19:55.600 --> 0:20:00.240 live in New York City. Election Day for mo most 0:20:00.280 --> 0:20:02.840 of us. For relative this doesn't make you bad. For 0:20:03.080 --> 0:20:08.600 most normal people, it's every two years, it's when Congress 0:20:08.640 --> 0:20:11.200 is up. But for honestly, the great majority of people, 0:20:11.560 --> 0:20:15.359 it's every four years. After all, that's when you vote 0:20:15.359 --> 0:20:18.720 for president, right, and then you just pick the right president, 0:20:18.760 --> 0:20:21.159 and then he'll fix everything. He'll fix the potholes in 0:20:21.200 --> 0:20:25.080 your area. He'll make sure Sharia law is banned. Surely right. 0:20:25.400 --> 0:20:28.159 That's how it works, isn't it one king who kind 0:20:28.200 --> 0:20:35.280 of controls everything. No, America is a fifty story skyscraper, 0:20:35.960 --> 0:20:40.520 and of course the top floor matters, the top few 0:20:40.560 --> 0:20:45.879 floors matter. The thirtieth floor matters, two, the seventeenth floor, 0:20:46.480 --> 0:20:51.200 the first floor, the third floor. There are so many 0:20:51.359 --> 0:20:56.480 levels and layers of political power in this country. And 0:20:56.560 --> 0:20:59.120 if you've ever wandered around, if you've ever wandered around, 0:20:59.160 --> 0:21:02.480 if you've ever wondered, if you've ever looked around and 0:21:02.520 --> 0:21:06.480 thought to yourself, I don't understand. This country is not 0:21:06.680 --> 0:21:11.320 majority on the left. In fact, you could argue that's 0:21:11.320 --> 0:21:15.440 forty percent of the country, maybe less thirty five. How 0:21:15.480 --> 0:21:19.160 did they get this much power? How have they come 0:21:19.320 --> 0:21:23.240 so far to degrade this country in all the various 0:21:23.280 --> 0:21:27.240 ways it's been degraded, you know how, because they care 0:21:27.320 --> 0:21:32.719 about all fifty floors. The communist doesn't sit around waiting 0:21:32.760 --> 0:21:36.840 to vote every four years, every local election, he's there, 0:21:37.320 --> 0:21:42.280 every primary election. He's there. He's there trying to destroy 0:21:42.680 --> 0:21:46.600 at all times. You don't worship politics, and I'm glad 0:21:46.640 --> 0:21:49.960 you don't you have other things in your life? He doesn't. 0:21:50.040 --> 0:21:54.879 I'm glad you do. You have friends, family, hobbies, a job. 0:21:55.200 --> 0:21:57.680 He doesn't. He's been on welfare for thirty years. 0:21:57.720 --> 0:22:00.359 The first thing I did was calling call and if 0:22:00.400 --> 0:22:03.080 I'm not hired to see your world, dollars, my just 0:22:03.280 --> 0:22:04.440 went into my throat. 0:22:04.720 --> 0:22:07.640 Magotto Gonn has been a Snap recipient for more than 0:22:07.680 --> 0:22:08.440 three decades. 0:22:10.560 --> 0:22:12.840 She doesn't have anything else going on in her life. 0:22:13.760 --> 0:22:17.560 She can sit around and be addicted to politics. She 0:22:17.800 --> 0:22:21.840 knows that her entire life, probably your cell phone bill, 0:22:22.000 --> 0:22:27.280 rent check, definitely your food, involves bloodsucking the taxpayer. And 0:22:27.400 --> 0:22:30.879 so every time there's a maybe it's a school board election, 0:22:31.200 --> 0:22:34.080 maybe it's a little tax here, a prop there. That 0:22:34.600 --> 0:22:38.439 she's at the polls every single time. She don't have 0:22:38.560 --> 0:22:42.000 no job, not like you do. She's got nothing else, 0:22:43.000 --> 0:22:47.239 thirty years on the taxpayer dime. We have got to 0:22:47.359 --> 0:22:50.840 match that commitment. Maybe you're in Virginia. We have a 0:22:50.840 --> 0:22:53.320 lot of people who listen in Virginia. Actually in New Jersey. 0:22:54.280 --> 0:22:59.840 It's not enough to just vote tomorrow. Bring somebody, one person, 0:23:00.200 --> 0:23:02.920 Bring five if you can. What's stopping you right now? 0:23:03.000 --> 0:23:05.880 Let me ask you if you have elections. For instance, 0:23:06.000 --> 0:23:08.399 I told you I have elections tomorrow. Do you know 0:23:08.440 --> 0:23:10.720 what I am doing. As soon as the show is done, 0:23:11.000 --> 0:23:13.520 I am going to pull out my phone. I am 0:23:13.600 --> 0:23:17.040 on this group text for my neighborhood, all my neighbors, 0:23:17.640 --> 0:23:20.879 and they're all going to get it right between the eyes. 0:23:21.440 --> 0:23:26.640 There is a critically important election tomorrow. Please show up 0:23:26.720 --> 0:23:31.720 and vote. Don't skip it. That's all I'm asking. That's 0:23:31.720 --> 0:23:33.960 all I'm asking. If you have to go a step further, 0:23:34.480 --> 0:23:39.760 maybe offer somebody to ride, Offer somebody to ride. These 0:23:41.119 --> 0:23:44.719 elections are so important for the country and so important 0:23:44.800 --> 0:23:48.800 for how your community is shaped around you. The evil 0:23:48.880 --> 0:23:52.440 people are not tired of politics. I know you get 0:23:52.480 --> 0:23:55.360 burnt out with politics. I get burnt out with politics, 0:23:55.440 --> 0:23:57.160 believe it and believe it or not, I get burned 0:23:57.160 --> 0:24:00.960 out with politics. Oftentimes when the weekend comes, I won't 0:24:01.000 --> 0:24:03.440 talk about politics again until Monday when I sit down 0:24:03.480 --> 0:24:05.920 with you. I have other things I care about in life. 0:24:06.600 --> 0:24:09.760 I know we get burnt out, and that's fine, But 0:24:09.880 --> 0:24:14.960 on election day we have got to show up. We 0:24:15.000 --> 0:24:18.320 have got to show up and think about this. Think 0:24:18.359 --> 0:24:20.040 about it this way. If you need one more bit 0:24:20.080 --> 0:24:23.800 of information or encouragement, and then I swear I'll move 0:24:23.840 --> 0:24:26.800 off it and I'll leave you alone. Think about it 0:24:26.800 --> 0:24:31.200 this way. What do we ultimately need We've talked about 0:24:31.200 --> 0:24:35.320 it before to save the United States of America. What 0:24:35.400 --> 0:24:38.760 do we have to have happen. We have to have 0:24:39.160 --> 0:24:43.879 a Democrat Party that is reformed. We cannot have it 0:24:43.920 --> 0:24:47.240 be the Communist Party of America because we can't. Even 0:24:47.240 --> 0:24:50.280 though we outnumber them, we just can't exist like that 0:24:50.320 --> 0:24:52.240 with half the country trying to burn the country down. 0:24:52.240 --> 0:24:55.080 We can't. We have to get a Democrat Party that 0:24:55.200 --> 0:25:00.040 is not insane anymore. We have to have that. What 0:25:00.160 --> 0:25:02.600 kind of a message would it send to the Democrat 0:25:02.640 --> 0:25:08.400 Party if they woke up Wednesday morning and they got 0:25:08.440 --> 0:25:11.080 a beating at the polls. I'm not talking about New 0:25:11.160 --> 0:25:14.200 York City. Look, we can hope for the best, but 0:25:14.600 --> 0:25:17.000