1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:04,200 Speaker 1: So, Jezebel, if that is your real name, yeah, probably 2 00:00:04,280 --> 00:00:06,800 Speaker 1: isn't a dirty liar. 3 00:00:06,960 --> 00:00:08,000 Speaker 2: That's already your first sin. 4 00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:13,880 Speaker 1: Already, Jezebel, You're built for the show. 5 00:00:18,760 --> 00:00:21,440 Speaker 3: We were officiated by popes in twenty four hour dot com, 6 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:22,800 Speaker 3: so it is very official. 7 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:26,160 Speaker 2: The pope is infallible. That's you know, a little bit 8 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:26,759 Speaker 2: of cathol dolic. 9 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:27,560 Speaker 3: So interesting. 10 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:33,320 Speaker 1: We are there, We're we're technically one. We're a couple, a. 11 00:00:33,320 --> 00:00:35,480 Speaker 4: Couple of type thing going on, you know what I'm saying. 12 00:00:35,560 --> 00:00:39,000 Speaker 3: Okay, we're like Francisco Samon John the Biblical mess. 13 00:00:39,520 --> 00:00:41,360 Speaker 2: Yeah, nice, what's your what's your sin? 14 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:45,239 Speaker 4: I like don't know for sure, but I may have 15 00:00:45,320 --> 00:00:47,599 Speaker 4: accidentally committed credit card fraud yesterday. 16 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:50,280 Speaker 2: Wait how why? 17 00:00:50,880 --> 00:00:53,040 Speaker 4: Okay? So I have like this little. 18 00:00:56,160 --> 00:00:57,320 Speaker 2: I'm a saying over here. 19 00:00:57,920 --> 00:01:03,120 Speaker 4: Okay, God, this is so embarrassing. So basically I had 20 00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:05,119 Speaker 4: like go to the wax slon whatever. Right, So yesterday 21 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:06,360 Speaker 4: I went to get wax and there was a card 22 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:10,000 Speaker 4: on file, not my card, and I charged my like 23 00:01:10,080 --> 00:01:12,760 Speaker 4: eighty dollars wax to that card. 24 00:01:12,720 --> 00:01:16,200 Speaker 2: Like a bikini wax with the salt or no, it's sugar, sugar. 25 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:18,360 Speaker 4: It wasn't sugar. It's just regular wax. Hurt's like a 26 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:18,959 Speaker 4: bitch though. 27 00:01:19,959 --> 00:01:25,640 Speaker 3: Sorry, it's okay, that's why we have the dollar thank you. 28 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:27,440 Speaker 4: Yeah, anyway, that's one of my sins. 29 00:01:27,560 --> 00:01:29,479 Speaker 2: Wait, so you just charged the eighty bucks just. 30 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:32,199 Speaker 4: Yeacause I was like, oh, it's like my card because 31 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:33,679 Speaker 4: I was like, oh, that has to be the only 32 00:01:33,720 --> 00:01:35,160 Speaker 4: card on file, and she like said the four numbers. 33 00:01:35,160 --> 00:01:36,800 Speaker 4: But I kind of went autopilot and I was like, yeah, 34 00:01:36,959 --> 00:01:38,760 Speaker 4: but that wasn't the last four digit my credit card. 35 00:01:39,160 --> 00:01:40,360 Speaker 2: Oh you're a terrible person. 36 00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:40,800 Speaker 4: Thank you. 37 00:01:40,959 --> 00:01:41,240 Speaker 2: Wow. 38 00:01:41,360 --> 00:01:48,560 Speaker 4: Yeah, like I need that like validation from you, and 39 00:01:49,080 --> 00:01:49,520 Speaker 4: it's gone. 40 00:01:49,920 --> 00:01:51,600 Speaker 2: Have you ever stolen anything else? No? 41 00:01:51,840 --> 00:01:54,880 Speaker 4: Actually I have never really never about like candy, like 42 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:58,080 Speaker 4: never as a kid, I never did that all the time. 43 00:01:58,200 --> 00:02:01,800 Speaker 3: No really, I still all go to Vaughn sometimes and 44 00:02:01,880 --> 00:02:02,920 Speaker 3: hope as the. 45 00:02:02,880 --> 00:02:05,320 Speaker 2: Pope, that's the way to do it. 46 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:09,320 Speaker 3: Erry is seven dollars. Okay, Well, how am I supposed 47 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:09,760 Speaker 3: to pay for that? 48 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:11,160 Speaker 4: No, that's like totally fair. 49 00:02:11,240 --> 00:02:12,880 Speaker 3: But all I have is seven dollars. 50 00:02:13,520 --> 00:02:16,120 Speaker 1: In high school, in middle school, I used to go 51 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:19,800 Speaker 1: to this like little uh like like shopping complex and 52 00:02:19,880 --> 00:02:23,000 Speaker 1: you know the frozen yogurt places. Sure, bro, I went 53 00:02:23,040 --> 00:02:26,560 Speaker 1: in there, I got every single free sample. I spent 54 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:30,280 Speaker 1: fifteen minutes in there just taking shots of free samples, 55 00:02:30,639 --> 00:02:31,320 Speaker 1: and then I left. 56 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:32,760 Speaker 2: You're using this to get anything? 57 00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:33,480 Speaker 4: Ye smart? 58 00:02:33,560 --> 00:02:36,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, I said free samples. 59 00:02:36,120 --> 00:02:38,280 Speaker 4: Like that's like working with the system. That's how it 60 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:39,679 Speaker 4: was built, so it's not a sin. Yeah. 61 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:41,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, you're gott to work with the system that 62 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:42,799 Speaker 2: you have the law. 63 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:45,960 Speaker 1: Honest, they say free sample, So I'm taking as many 64 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,280 Speaker 1: free samples as I can. 65 00:02:48,160 --> 00:02:50,760 Speaker 3: Super legal, Yeah, super super unsend. I Actually I have 66 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:53,240 Speaker 3: an idea for you. So you you have this This 67 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:56,280 Speaker 3: is like your wax place, right, so they have this 68 00:02:56,440 --> 00:02:59,320 Speaker 3: name on your file. So I think you could just 69 00:02:59,360 --> 00:03:01,640 Speaker 3: go in there and be like, hey, I want you know, 70 00:03:01,639 --> 00:03:04,520 Speaker 3: a wax or whatever. In addition, I would like this 71 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:07,680 Speaker 3: brand new MacBook. Could you just order it on Amazon 72 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:08,040 Speaker 3: for me. 73 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:11,280 Speaker 2: That's a great idea. Really, Now you can turn one 74 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:13,080 Speaker 2: dollar into a thousand dollars. 75 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:14,920 Speaker 4: That's like seven loaves, am I right? 76 00:03:15,280 --> 00:03:15,680 Speaker 2: You get it. 77 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:16,840 Speaker 4: I don't even know if they know. Do you guys 78 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:18,440 Speaker 4: know what that is? Okay? 79 00:03:18,440 --> 00:03:20,600 Speaker 2: It's a Bible story seven loaves, like. 80 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:22,960 Speaker 4: The seven Loaves and fish when Jesus like read the whole. 81 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:25,360 Speaker 2: Yeah, I kept it splitting it. 82 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:30,360 Speaker 4: This is nothing like disappointed, not gonna lie with the 83 00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:31,760 Speaker 4: lack of biblical references. 84 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:35,040 Speaker 2: Loaves. Yeah, I thought you meant like I thought you 85 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:35,360 Speaker 2: were just. 86 00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:41,040 Speaker 3: A basket and he's like pulling and the bread at 87 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:42,080 Speaker 3: the load read. 88 00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:43,320 Speaker 2: I don't know. 89 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:47,280 Speaker 1: Jesus was at least that had a limited breadsticks what 90 00:03:47,640 --> 00:03:49,720 Speaker 1: all the garden olive gardens. 91 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:51,840 Speaker 2: Jesus created olive garden. 92 00:03:52,240 --> 00:03:53,040 Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying. 93 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:56,320 Speaker 2: That's sanctified fast food. 94 00:03:56,120 --> 00:03:59,920 Speaker 4: Chain about a They're like homophobic, transphobic, and have like 95 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:01,200 Speaker 4: the Bible like. 96 00:04:01,520 --> 00:04:02,400 Speaker 2: They that one up. 97 00:04:02,880 --> 00:04:06,520 Speaker 1: We're talking to Jesus, right, the loss of translation, you know. 98 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:10,880 Speaker 3: They're they're homes transphobic, all that stuff. Right, No one 99 00:04:10,880 --> 00:04:12,640 Speaker 3: but Satan could make a sauce out delicious. 100 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:14,920 Speaker 2: Chick fil A is Satan. 101 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:18,560 Speaker 3: They are working with enough, which is why they're transphoma. 102 00:04:19,480 --> 00:04:20,560 Speaker 4: You know, that makes so much sense. 103 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:22,760 Speaker 2: We make sauce taste that good if you're not being 104 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:23,520 Speaker 2: a little saucy, you. 105 00:04:23,520 --> 00:04:25,640 Speaker 3: Know, seriously, like it's it just cannot happen. 106 00:04:25,760 --> 00:04:28,040 Speaker 2: It can't happen, It can't happen at all. I think 107 00:04:28,080 --> 00:04:31,160 Speaker 2: actually I have some penance for you. 108 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:36,120 Speaker 1: Oh, you don't know what penance is, so all right, penance. 109 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:38,000 Speaker 1: Penance is like you made your sin and now you 110 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:40,560 Speaker 1: have to go out into the world and do some good. 111 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:44,839 Speaker 1: All right, Next time you go to the sugaring waxing place, yeah, 112 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:47,520 Speaker 1: I think you should put your card and file and 113 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:49,479 Speaker 1: just be like, hey, I'm going to pay for the 114 00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:53,680 Speaker 1: next next three people. There we go, and you should 115 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:54,080 Speaker 1: be one of those. 116 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:58,800 Speaker 3: You what if he wants to get a bikini wax 117 00:04:59,040 --> 00:04:59,359 Speaker 3: why not? 118 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:00,520 Speaker 2: Why not? 119 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:06,480 Speaker 1: Honest, he probably needs it more than you. 120 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:07,919 Speaker 2: All Right, you ready actually be absolving. 121 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:08,960 Speaker 3: I think I think you've earned it. 122 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:12,920 Speaker 1: Let's do it, all right, Jezebel and nomine patri Heli, 123 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:13,840 Speaker 1: Expirra Synthi. 124 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:18,200 Speaker 2: Amen, thank you so much. Of course you're absolved, daddy. 125 00:05:18,279 --> 00:05:19,360 Speaker 2: Enjoy your sin free life.