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Speaker 1: The Jewil Show on demand. It's another Jewil Phone Bryday Mornings.

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Speaker 1: That's twenties. Hello. Hi, Hello, I'm looking for Erica. My

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Speaker 1: name is Missus. Oh hi is Erica? Hello Erica? How

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Speaker 1: are you? I'm not sure if you heard my name

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Speaker 1: or not, but you're dating my son Bryce. I'm his mother, Missus.

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Speaker 1: Oh hi, how are you? I'm well, thank you very

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Speaker 1: much for asking. Looks like she's got some manners on her.

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Speaker 1: That's nice. I was just giving you a call because

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Speaker 1: I know that you just started dating my little guy.

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to him check in with you because

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Speaker 1: I like to meet the women that he's dating, and

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Speaker 1: so I am. I asked him for your phone number,

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Speaker 1: and of course he gave it to me because Bryce

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Speaker 1: is a good boy. And um, I thought I'd just

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Speaker 1: give you a call and ask you what your intentions

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Speaker 1: are with my my little ray of sunshine. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean I really price we eliminating? Yes, who doesn't.

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Speaker 1: All of his teachers loved him growing up. Okay, Um,

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go ahead and come right out and

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Speaker 1: say it. Okay, all right, have you slept with my

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Speaker 1: son yet? I mean, if you must know, no, I haven't,

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Speaker 1: but I definitely am very interested in him, and I

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Speaker 1: do want to take this relationship further. Oh my dear,

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I'm wondering if maybe we have a

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Speaker 1: miscommunication here. When I said the word sleep with. Did

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Speaker 1: you think I meant something like making love or being

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Speaker 1: intimate with my son? Yeah? Yeah, that's not what I meant.

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Speaker 1: I meant him. Be careful if you do let him

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Speaker 1: sleep over, because he does still with the bed quite

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Speaker 1: a bit, and I can I can recommend some good

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Speaker 1: sheets for you that will make sure that your bed

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Speaker 1: doesn't get all stained and grossed. I've had to get

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Speaker 1: so many mattresses over the years because of him, And

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Speaker 1: I just also wanted to, um see if you had

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Speaker 1: any of the point ointment well, because he has accidents

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Speaker 1: quite a bit in his sleep. I hate calling it

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Speaker 1: this at his age, but he usually has a little

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Speaker 1: bit of dippy rash and so you have to rub

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Speaker 1: a little bit of disappointment on it every morning. No, no,

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Speaker 1: thank you, I don't think I'm gonna be rubbing oint

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Speaker 1: man Brysus dockside every more. Oh boy, have I have

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Speaker 1: heard this one before? That's always what happens I meet

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Speaker 1: one of his new girls that he's thinking about dating

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Speaker 1: or that he started dating. And they always say the

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Speaker 1: same thing. And then you know, a few months go

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Speaker 1: by and they're calling me and they're saying, where do

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Speaker 1: I get that oint man? Because his diabet rash is

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Speaker 1: eating me out of house at home and I might

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Speaker 1: not be able to pay rent. Yeah, this all just

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Speaker 1: sounds like a little too much. I don't want a

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Speaker 1: kid right now, and it just sounds like, no, well,

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Speaker 1: I don't think you need to plan on getting pregnant

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Speaker 1: so quick. I also had him get a vasectomy when

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Speaker 1: he was fourteen. What, yes, I did. I took him

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Speaker 1: down Mexico and paid a doctor. Yes, they don't do

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Speaker 1: that here in the States. You got to be older,

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Speaker 1: and it's got to be your own decision and all

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Speaker 1: this pishposh, And I said, the decision, his decision. I'm

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Speaker 1: his mother, and he's never going to grow up and

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Speaker 1: have a baby and move out of my house. So

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Speaker 1: they don't worry about having a baby with him anyway

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Speaker 1: it can. Yeah, that wasn't so much my concern, but

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Speaker 1: now that's an even bigger concern. And I'm just gonna

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Speaker 1: say it, you're crazy and I'm not going to be

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Speaker 1: seeing your son, so you can continue rubbing his diaper

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Speaker 1: rush ointment on him yourself and changing his peepie sheets.

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Speaker 1: I'm out. Okay, Well, don't be out just yet. Let

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Speaker 1: me tell you it's a prank phone call. What. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a joke. Who did this? Who is this? This

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Speaker 1: is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone

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Speaker 1: prank on you and your best friend Ruby set you up.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Ruby, she said that you just started

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Speaker 1: dating this guy. We're telling her how into him you were,

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Speaker 1: and he was super close with his family, So I

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Speaker 1: figured i'd try to be his mom and freak you

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Speaker 1: out about him a little bit. Oh my god, I

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Speaker 1: was so worried. I was dating a twenty seven year

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Speaker 1: old that still peece with Batman's dia Garage's so cute,

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Speaker 1: my little Bracy, isn't he? Oh my god? No. The

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