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Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's

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Speaker 1: my strawberry letter for today. The subject is your place

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Speaker 1: or mine. Will get to that in just a bit.

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Speaker 1: Your place or mine? Right now, the nephew is here

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Speaker 1: with today's prank phone call. What you got for us,

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Speaker 1: nest Lronda is my girl? Did you hear what I say?

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say it again? Yeah, I A'm gonna

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Speaker 1: say it again. Larnda is my girl. I'm say it again.

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Speaker 1: Lronda is my girl. I shouldn't have say it, no motion?

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Speaker 1: Could I have to say it anymore? Lornda is my girl?

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Speaker 1: Everybody clear? Crystal ill a Rnda Lnda is my girl,

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Speaker 1: cat dog. This call will be recorded and monitored. I

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Speaker 1: have a collect call from an inmate. If you would

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Speaker 1: like to accept this and future like the call, please

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Speaker 1: press for hello. Hello yo, yo, Hello. I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: this Ryani Rannie. I'm trying to reach uh Lronda da YadA?

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Speaker 1: Do I have a round them? No? You you got

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Speaker 1: the right number? Man. That's my wife. Who is this? Okay? Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: hold hold up now, this Rynie right here. I'm calling

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Speaker 1: for Larndo. Who who you know? That was my girl?

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Speaker 1: For I got locked up. I'm trying to hold on.

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Speaker 1: Hold on, man. Uh, we've been married for about two years. Man,

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Speaker 1: I don't I don't know what you're talking about. Man,

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Speaker 1: you might have the wrong number. Okay, hold up then

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Speaker 1: wait a minute, Wait a minute. Wait wait wait wait

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Speaker 1: wait wait a minute. I know them. I ain't, man,

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Speaker 1: I know them like what same? Man? Hold up? Man,

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Speaker 1: wait a minute. Lunda Larun is married. Yeah, man, just

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Speaker 1: in case you to hear me, Laarnda is married. We

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Speaker 1: got a sixteen my old child. Man, all right, and

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Speaker 1: we've been man for two years. I don't know who

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Speaker 1: you calling. I'm calling for the rondo I've been to

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Speaker 1: get up about. This is six weeks after all i've been.

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Speaker 1: I've been writing letters and all kinds of stuff, sending

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Speaker 1: them to our mama house. You're trying to tell me

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Speaker 1: you're trying to see what you've been sending to her

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Speaker 1: mama house. I've been sending letters. I've been seeing letters

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Speaker 1: since the day I got locked down. When you've been saying,

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Speaker 1: how long has been since you've been sending letters? Man,

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Speaker 1: I've been locked down for five years, five kill, and

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Speaker 1: I've been sending letters. I don't miss one week what

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Speaker 1: I send in something to the rock. All right, what's

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Speaker 1: her mama name? Then? Ain't her mama name? Miss? Hold On? Man,

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Speaker 1: you've been sending letters to my girls mama for for

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Speaker 1: five years. Five years. I've been to get out in

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Speaker 1: six weeks. I've been locked down right in five years. No, man,

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Speaker 1: she ain't got no letters from you. Man, you, she

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Speaker 1: ain't got no letters. We've been together for two years. Man,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to break your hold on. Hold on, hold on.

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Speaker 1: Let me ask you this, hill man, hold look, because

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Speaker 1: you got me y'all this right here, Now, let me

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Speaker 1: ask you this right here. I know her mama name,

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Speaker 1: how I know? I'll let's here, man, what what what

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to explain to you? I got the right personally.

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Speaker 1: I just I'm just blowing away by you trying to

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Speaker 1: tell me you're married now, Yeah, we're married now happily. Man, Hey, man, hey,

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Speaker 1: you need to take your back to that hill man.

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Speaker 1: Hold up, come first about what your wife is do.

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Speaker 1: Just come at me wroung Now, that's what ain't fens

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Speaker 1: to happen now. Now, I got a whole lot on

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Speaker 1: my mind and a whole lot of stress. Now I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna tell you this right here, just to let you

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Speaker 1: know how this fens to go. I'm fishing to be

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Speaker 1: up out of here six weeks, and when I do

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Speaker 1: get out, I am coming to see Laurun know that

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Speaker 1: I'm fisy to come out there. Brother. Man. Look, hey,

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Speaker 1: you up here calling me with this ignorant stuff. Man,

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Speaker 1: that's what probably got your tell in jail. Anyway, Hey man, listen,

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Speaker 1: you come up here, you gonna wind up getting both

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Speaker 1: put up in the penitentiary, man, cause I ain't playing

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Speaker 1: about my wife. Man. Brother, you just need to go

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Speaker 1: on chill out after you get out of brother, say somewhere, Man,

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Speaker 1: don't bring Look man, all I'm trying to do is

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Speaker 1: I don't care what you're trying to do. Trying to

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Speaker 1: keep you That's all I'm trying to tell you to

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Speaker 1: do so we don't both end up in the penitentiary man,

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Speaker 1: or you might be and you're gonna end up in

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Speaker 1: the grave if you keep testing me. Man, I'm telling

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Speaker 1: you don't bring you here. Bro, just stay there, relax, breathe,

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Speaker 1: and enjoy the dah. Man. All right, that's all I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: All Right, man, that's it. What your wife has to

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Speaker 1: do is try to threaten me. For you're up here time.

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Speaker 1: Keep your man. Don't bring you here looking for the run,

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Speaker 1: because I will put two up in you. I'm coming

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Speaker 1: to see my girl. That's my girl. Women man for

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Speaker 1: two years. I'm trying to tell you you gotta take

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Speaker 1: your something like you. We will shut this down. Oh yo,

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Speaker 1: thank you're talking. Oh yo, thank you talking to that's

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Speaker 1: in jail. Don't drop your look. Man, I fished to

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Speaker 1: come home in six weeks and I'm coming to see

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Speaker 1: La Ronda, whether you'll like it or not. And I'm

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Speaker 1: going to see your mama. Mrs. What you ain't gonna

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Speaker 1: do is get in the way of me and my girl,

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Speaker 1: somebody I've been loving and writing. Let us do all

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Speaker 1: this damn time I've been on lockdown. Man, bring you up.

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Speaker 1: I will say it's slow to you. Bring up, and

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Speaker 1: I swear to God i will put you in the grave.

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Speaker 1: That's why I'm gonna put you, homie. Bring you better

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Speaker 1: stay up in the penitentiary. I'm coming down there to

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Speaker 1: see my girl, see her mama, and get my girl back.

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Speaker 1: My girl leaving with me. You know the only thing

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Speaker 1: you're gonna be seeing is a tasking because I'm putting

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Speaker 1: in there. Man. I'm telling you you bring your I

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Speaker 1: swear to God, man, you're knock gonna know if you

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Speaker 1: want to. I'm telling you, man, go to mama house.

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Speaker 1: I'm putting your down, Homie. I'm not playing with you, man,

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Speaker 1: all right. That's my girl. Man, that is my girl.

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Speaker 1: I will up. You ain't been nothing to me. You

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Speaker 1: ain't gonna do number but at least my girl over

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Speaker 1: to me. That's what you fais to do. That's it.

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Speaker 1: I'm a release the world. That's what I'm gonna do.

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you, man, boy who I don't be waiting

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Speaker 1: on you six weeks. I'm gonna tell you that I

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Speaker 1: don't be waiting on you six weeks. Bring to my dough.

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Speaker 1: You won't be going nowhere. If I'm telling you that,

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Speaker 1: you're talking to all this bad stuff on the phone.

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Speaker 1: You ain't gonna do a thing when I get there.

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Speaker 1: But give me my girl back. That's it. You ain't listen.

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Speaker 1: I got one more thing I need to say to you,

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Speaker 1: so I go back to my sale. Is you're listening.

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Speaker 1: This is Nephew timing from the Steve Harvy Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: You just got pranked by your boy Devin. Hold up,

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Speaker 1: dog listen, this is nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. You just got pranked by your boy Devin. Man,

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Speaker 1: y'all almost got him. I'm telling your code. I'm about

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Speaker 1: to hit the jail night. Y'all need to start playing. Man.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, oh man, I'm telling you I was gonna

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Speaker 1: go down. I'm going down in flame. Who let me?

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Speaker 1: I need to breathe out there? Go get you a

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Speaker 1: drug man, Yeah, I need to give me some up

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Speaker 1: in me, bro, I'm about to calm down six weeks

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Speaker 1: on this. You don't you love him? You can tell

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Speaker 1: when black people like whoa okay that we can? Who

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Speaker 1: can't we get rubbing his thighs on the way? Man?

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Speaker 1: No where to go after this? Sep set up in there.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get up in there. I'm gonna get up

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Speaker 1: in Nashville, Tennessee. That's April Fool's Weekend, Who Friday? Who's Saturday?

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Speaker 1: Who's Sunday? Friday? Soul Out? Saturday Soul Out? First show

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Speaker 1: on Sunday. Solot Nephew added another one Sunday night. I'm

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Speaker 1: talking Nashville, Tennessee. Z ain't coming clip. I'm gonna put

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Speaker 1: in now to be off on Monday because I'm doing

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Speaker 1: two on Sunday. Ain't no way I see me coming

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Speaker 1: back up in oh I don't see it. Why mother

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Speaker 1: called it years ago. I've never done that. You ain't

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Speaker 1: never been do them shows. Hello, Hello, Hello, Understand what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying. You don't know how hard it is. Me

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Speaker 1: and Tommy. Enough been a Tommy. Could that be all right?

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Speaker 1: Thank enough? You? Coming up next Today's Strawberry Letter. The

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Speaker 1: subject your place or mine will get into it right

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Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show