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Speaker 1: Hey, it's bricking Jeffrey in the morning, and we've got

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Speaker 1: a brand new Full Hour for you. Okay, yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: we did do a little vac last week, so there

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Speaker 1: were some repeats that you heard, Hey, and thanks for

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Speaker 1: We're not taking vacation for a very long time.

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Speaker 2: Sorry to abandon you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, seriously, seriously. And we got a lot of great

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Speaker 1: things come in this fall. But today the Full Hour

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Speaker 1: also has great stuff. We got an incredible second Date

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Speaker 1: update that's brand new today that involves a ten hour

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Speaker 1: like marathon date. It's nuts much, dude, Edie, You've got

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Speaker 1: We got a brand new Loser line today, and of

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Speaker 1: course we've got lovely comments to read.

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Speaker 2: Yes, Vicky said, every time I hear Brooke and Jeffrey talk,

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Speaker 2: my car just automatically drives to Duncan. Next thing, I know,

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Speaker 2: I'm holding a lot's hand in one hand and a

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Speaker 1: How do we feed you as well? Yeah, you are

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Speaker 1: welcome that sounds so good.

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Speaker 3: I'm hungry.

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Speaker 4: Bye.

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Speaker 1: Hey, thanks always for sharing your updates of how and

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Speaker 1: where you listen, whether you get to choose or not.

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Speaker 1: By there, it is your brand new full hour starts

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Speaker 1: right now.

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Speaker 5: Time to apply some extra lip gloss and pucker up

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Speaker 5: for our new hero of.

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Speaker 6: Brooken Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: Wow, that was a sticky one.

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Speaker 6: Don't act like you don't like it.

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Speaker 5: This week's hero is a New York politician named Ed Romaine.

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Speaker 7: Wow.

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Speaker 1: We don't have politicians be heroes very often.

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Speaker 5: But Ed is special for us today because he was

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Speaker 5: up at the podium recently getting very excited about America's

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Speaker 1: You just passed a picture of him around, and I'm

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Speaker 5: If you didn't know, are two one hundred and fiftieth

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Speaker 6: Who doesn't know, Jeff America.

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Speaker 5: Turns two hundred and fifty years old to celebrate its

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Speaker 1: Okay, we're gonna get some botox. Finally, what's going on America?

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Speaker 5: Well, they're gonna throw a huge party for it in

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Speaker 5: upstate New York and Ed cannot wait. Just listen to

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Speaker 6: It's gonna be a gang bang like you have never seen.

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Speaker 8: Shut off the rockets.

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Speaker 6: We're going to enjoy it, the pasage.

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Speaker 9: Did you know?

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Speaker 5: The people around him to you guys, their faces are

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Speaker 5: So if you missed it and said it's gonna be

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Speaker 1: Let's just can he just say really fun?

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Speaker 8: Blast.

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Speaker 5: The main sentiment was, don't tell me a politician doesn't

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Speaker 5: Ed Romaine, you are Brooke and Jeffrey Heiro, that's right.

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Speaker 9: Today we're gonna celebrate the birthday of a true legend

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Speaker 9: You just have to name the person who hosted it

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Speaker 9: Car Insurance? That's Alexis ten, Number ten. Alexis say it

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Speaker 9: We'll keep practicing, Okay, Alexis. This game show invites contestants

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Speaker 9: I don't know, Alexis. It's Drew Carey who's taken over

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Speaker 1: I've never even seen it. It's all I watched. It

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Speaker 9: Yeah, Brook ten has been chosen. Need a number from you?

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Speaker 7: Nine?

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Speaker 9: We're nine, Brook. This reality dating show began with a

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Speaker 1: It's a bachelor.

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Speaker 9: His name is Chris Harrison. We're talking game show hosts

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Speaker 9: nine and ten have been chosen. Number you seven, Jose.

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Speaker 9: It's the game show that asked contestants to guess that

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Speaker 12: Oh, I can picture and because I remember, you know,

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Speaker 9: This guy was a creep.

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Speaker 1: The viral clips of him just making out with contestants

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Speaker 6: Some of us enjoyed that. Okay, this show.

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Speaker 9: In the corner taking every turn.

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Speaker 5: Yea, I really, I mean it's a he's a seventies

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Speaker 9: So I'm gonna go.

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Speaker 6: With good old Chuck Dawson.

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Speaker 9: Shut Dawson so close. His name was Richard Dawson. Man

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Speaker 9: definitely our rate man. Wow, Jeffrey, you need to hit

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Speaker 9: this one writer. I'm gonna win plenty of twenty okay

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Speaker 9: seven show ever. Look, I will kiss you on the

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Speaker 9: mountain just to shut it up. Jeffrey nineteen, Jeffrey. This

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Speaker 9: quirky science show ran on Discovery Channel from twenty three

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Speaker 9: Who was the lead co host that wore a beret?

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Speaker 5: about the Gong Show.

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Speaker 6: My mom was on it.

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Speaker 1: I've never even seen the Gong Show.

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Speaker 6: I love it.

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Speaker 5: It's like the original America's got talent in the host

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Speaker 5: of that was Chuck Barris.

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Speaker 1: Okay, are you well?

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Speaker 6: Because I have no idea what show you're talking about it?

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Speaker 1: So can I tell them the show?

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Speaker 1: It's MythBusters?

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Speaker 5: Oh Wayne Brady, Wayne Brady not a science guy.

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Speaker 9: The guy with the beret was Jamie Heineman, the co

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Speaker 9: That means I have one today's edition plenty of twenty

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Speaker 5: Okay, I'm gonna be getting shocked. And somebody wanted to

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Speaker 9: Get the gong sound right.

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Speaker 5: Hey, now you're an All Star, get your game on,

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Speaker 6: Hey, now you're a rock star, get the show on.

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Speaker 13: That was a going I don't get a kiss out there.

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Speaker 6: You got collar question of the day. We got your

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Speaker 6: phone taps coming up just a.

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Speaker 7: Few minutes brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: There's certain milestones you never forget. It's broken Jeffrey in

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Speaker 5: jeff and your first one hundred thousand subscribers on YouTube.

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Speaker 5: That's what just happened for the Brook and Jeffrey Show.

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Speaker 5: We just received our milestone plaque from YouTube headquarters.

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Speaker 1: So cool.

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Speaker 5: Yes, like an unboxing toy video from a fifteen year

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Speaker 1: It was so exciting.

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Speaker 6: Jeff you like it, Brooke?

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Speaker 9: Yes, I love it.

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Speaker 1: That's a huge milestone. It's so cool that people love

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Speaker 5: I mean, I will say this, somehow, some way, we

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Speaker 5: and that's an achievement, dude.

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Speaker 1: Subscribing is a big commitment, that's right. Honestly, it's like

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Speaker 7: It is.

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Speaker 5: We convinced one hundred thousand people to waste even morecious

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Speaker 5: So what's next for this show? One hundred thousand subscribers

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Speaker 9: People are always mind blown.

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Speaker 6: Yes, and what we really look like?

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Speaker 5: Thank you to all of our subscribers. Laser Stories is

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Speaker 5: with a hot new toy for your uncoordinated child.

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Speaker 5: is out of Stafford, Virginia. There was an open house

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Speaker 6: Moved right on in.

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Speaker 5: As for the kids, child Protective Services took them in

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Speaker 5: Have you ever been watched a political debate and thought, man,

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I guess that's just you and Jose.

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Speaker 6: Do you feel the way Jose and I do?

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Speaker 5: Her name is Uchino Ari, and she was addressing the

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Speaker 5: Unlike our country's leaders, Uchino is not an elderly man.

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Speaker 6: Time, ready to show the world her gifts.

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Speaker 9: Can you imagine one of our candidates trying to do you.

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Speaker 6: But she's good at politics. Typical liar, right there, vote

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Speaker 5: So she then ask the viewers that if they think

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Speaker 1: Okay, should she just run in America Island.

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Speaker 5: Uccino is running under the Watch my Cute political speech

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Speaker 1: I love that party.

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Speaker 5: Many are accusing her of not taking the job seriously

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Speaker 6: Nobody does there.

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Speaker 5: Your video has been viewed over eighteen million times, so

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Speaker 6: I'm going to become a Japanese citizen.

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Speaker 9: Just so I can vote. No, let me come over

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Speaker 5: I want to thank you. This next laser story is

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Speaker 5: out of fashion headquarters. I know concert tickets are pretty expensive,

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Speaker 1: Well, do they accidentally put it on two tight so

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's called the raver used bracelet.

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Speaker 7: Brook.

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Speaker 5: How would you describe it? You're looking at the picture

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Speaker 1: It looks like one of those nylon festival bracelet and

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's hard to read because it's made to look

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Speaker 1: It's still rock okay.

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Speaker 6: But it is adjustable, so you can ditch it whenever

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Speaker 6: Oh, I bet that's why it's so expensive.

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Speaker 5: They can stitch the company's name onto it, so that

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Speaker 1: I just imagine one person from that Balenciaga place rolling

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Speaker 5: There's also a non distressed version that costs even more

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Speaker 6: Oh my god, my god.

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Speaker 1: It's like you got your band but never made it

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Speaker 6: So if you're looking.

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Speaker 5: For a dumb way to blow five grand, there you

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Speaker 6: So now that sounds like a huge bargain.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that covers your flight, your hotel. This next Lazer

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Speaker 5: stories out of Entertainment Central. You know who wants in

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Speaker 5: on the reality TV show Resurgence. It's none other than

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Speaker 5: the TV network Hallmark. There's now about done that before,

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Speaker 5: to find the next Hallmark holiday movie star. Oh, Jeffrey

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Speaker 5: bab finding mister Christmas.

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Speaker 6: Oh, this is like finding the Golden Bachelor. It works

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Speaker 5: Ten men will compete in a series of challenges to

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Speaker 5: Amark actually sugar cookie baking eaves one of the tests

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Speaker 1: When does he have to catch a falling girl because

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Speaker 6: Yeah, the Ice Road Challenge Run Down the Street. Jonathan

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Speaker 5: He's been in Hallmark movies, but you probably know him

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Speaker 5: the original Meeting. The winner will earn the title of

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Speaker 5: Mister Christmas, and the film will premiere later this year

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Speaker 6: It's gonna be a moist green Christmas the word, but

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Speaker 5: Sound means Laser Stories has come to an end for

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Speaker 5: the day. We'll do it again, same time on Wednesday.

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Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: Sometimes after a breakup, it could be hard to finally

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Speaker 5: machine isn't quite ready to do that. In fact, she's

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Speaker 5: She hoping to do that by attending his wedding to

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Speaker 6: You'll actually get to hear.

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Speaker 5: Her plan in motion as we play that message during

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Speaker 1: Is this the right number?

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Speaker 7: It's the loser line goodbye.

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Speaker 5: If you haven't heard the loser line before, it works

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Speaker 12: Hey girl, I'm not saying I'm a programmer, but whatever

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Speaker 5: Whatever you do, don't threaten to send a virus to

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Speaker 5: Either he was joking about his mom being a therapist

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Speaker 5: percent serious, and I don't know which is worse.

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Speaker 9: I think he's right.

457
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Speaker 2: That's no therapy at all, though, No, putting mental health

458
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Speaker 2: and well being first.

459
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Speaker 3: I mean it does work in free couples counseling.

460
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Speaker 13: Yeah, that won't be awkward.

461
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Speaker 15: No, Marx snod Hey, it's Kay and that's that wedding

462
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Speaker 15: I told you I was going to. I was really

463
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Speaker 15: hoping meeting him for because I have this idea we

464
00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:04,000
Speaker 15: could face time with. The reception is because she laughing,

465
00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:04,720
Speaker 15: you can get jealous.

466
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Speaker 10: Oh my god, Grant stop so maybe laughs so hard?

467
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Speaker 15: Oh my god, him at my ex is wedding. No,

468
00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:24,120
Speaker 15: that's what appropriate, especially because you're so much better looking

469
00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:29,960
Speaker 15: than he is. Stop stop, naughty boy.

470
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Speaker 10: Bye.

471
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Speaker 15: So yeah, I'm coming back in like twenty minutes.

472
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Speaker 10: You better pick up.

473
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Speaker 11: Oh next message.

474
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Speaker 9: I love it.

475
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Speaker 1: That would have worked if like she ran into her

476
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Speaker 1: exit a bar, not at his wedding.

477
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Speaker 9: Take a picture with him.

478
00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:50,800
Speaker 6: Oh, I got to get this phone call real quickly.

479
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:54,280
Speaker 5: Her plan was that the ex would be up on

480
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Speaker 5: the altar, see her laughing, talking to his new girl,

481
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Speaker 5: and just be like.

482
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Speaker 9: You know what, forget weddings off.

483
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Speaker 6: I made a mistake.

484
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Speaker 9: I'm back with you.

485
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Speaker 1: I don't even want to get into how she got

486
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Speaker 1: to the wedding.

487
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Speaker 6: She's in a good headspace. We're in the middle of

488
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Speaker 6: the loser line right now.

489
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Speaker 5: Remember we are on YouTube, on TikTok and sign all

490
00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:16,240
Speaker 5: the podcast platforms. You can find us at Brook and

491
00:24:16,359 --> 00:24:19,800
Speaker 5: Jeffrey go like subscribe, do whatever you do on podcasts.

492
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Speaker 6: I don't know. Let's move on, We're going to go

493
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Speaker 6: to the next clip.

494
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Speaker 4: Hey for mile seven, right, Ad, Remember you were buying

495
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Speaker 4: that cold medicine and I was comparing foot powders for.

496
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Speaker 8: Well, anyways, I just wanted to.

497
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Speaker 4: Say that I've been thinking about that moment when you sneeze.

498
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Speaker 8: I just.

499
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Speaker 4: I don't know, maybe it was like a pharmacy lighting

500
00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:53,200
Speaker 4: or something, but just the way your eyes kind of

501
00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:54,360
Speaker 4: looked at me, it felt.

502
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Speaker 8: Like like stars exploding in my throat.

503
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Speaker 4: So hit me up when you hear this, and maybe

504
00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:07,920
Speaker 4: next time we can like go to like a discount

505
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:10,840
Speaker 4: candle shops together pick up some cop drops or something,

506
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:15,159
Speaker 4: and oh man, yeah that would be great, like anything.

507
00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:18,239
Speaker 11: Whatever, or you know, we'd something like that.

508
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Speaker 8: I don't know, just I.

509
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Speaker 4: Don't know what I'm saying right now, but I'll just

510
00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:22,879
Speaker 4: hang up now, Okay, bye.

511
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Speaker 1: I mean, I do got to give him props for

512
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Speaker 1: the best self at it. We've heard on the Loser

513
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Speaker 1: line where he almost said what the foot powder was

514
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Speaker 1: for and then.

515
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Speaker 6: Stopped himself like she couldn't decipher what the foot.

516
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Speaker 5: Powder was for I mean, because everything's normal, yeah, just

517
00:25:39,359 --> 00:25:40,880
Speaker 5: natural foot powder stuff.

518
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:43,960
Speaker 1: And that throat explosion did sound like he maybe caught

519
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Speaker 1: her cold.

520
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Speaker 6: I don't know, yeah, yeah.

521
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Speaker 5: But when you do hear people talk about romantic lighting

522
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:54,040
Speaker 5: in places like in movies, usually you hear about romantic

523
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Speaker 5: moonlight or candle light. You don't hear a lot of

524
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Speaker 5: underneath the fluorescent lights of the pharmacy as you were sneezing.

525
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:04,000
Speaker 1: If you can look good in the pharmacy, you can

526
00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:04,719
Speaker 1: look good anywhere.

527
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Speaker 6: Absolutely credit that woman, whoever she is.

528
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,359
Speaker 16: You need to answer this in the form of question.

529
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:15,399
Speaker 16: If I'm interested in you and we set up a

530
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:20,119
Speaker 16: time to meet, then tell me what happens next. Doo

531
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:23,600
Speaker 16: doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.

532
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Speaker 8: Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do

533
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Speaker 8: Do Do Do Do Do Do Do do do.

534
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Speaker 10: Brad says, what is I will ghost you singing?

535
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Speaker 16: That's correct, probably for no apparent reason, just like the

536
00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:46,400
Speaker 16: three guys before you did.

537
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Speaker 10: No need to call me back because I can already

538
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:50,440
Speaker 10: tell this is over.

539
00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:52,119
Speaker 8: Thanks for nothing.

540
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Speaker 13: Woo Who.

541
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Speaker 7: I mean?

542
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Speaker 1: I will say, I kind of like her ghosting game

543
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Speaker 1: show it's fun.

544
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:04,199
Speaker 5: Yeah, she definitely probably has like kind of a Tribek

545
00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:07,480
Speaker 5: fantasy going on though, or who's the new guy Ken

546
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:10,639
Speaker 5: Jennings twenty bucks. Ken Jennings is going to be her

547
00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:12,600
Speaker 5: hall pass with whoever she gets together with.

548
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:15,320
Speaker 6: She's like, let's roll playing put on a plane suit.

549
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:19,160
Speaker 3: Like smart guys.

550
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:23,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, make sure you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffery

551
00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:25,720
Speaker 5: YouTube page. You can hear your favorite loser lines of

552
00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:28,480
Speaker 5: the week right there where we highlight them all for you.

553
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:30,440
Speaker 6: You got your phone tap coming.

554
00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:33,320
Speaker 7: Up right after this Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

555
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:35,240
Speaker 6: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

556
00:27:35,359 --> 00:27:37,040
Speaker 5: And I don't know if you've been to your local

557
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:40,280
Speaker 5: community center and participated in the activities they offer.

558
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:45,159
Speaker 6: I have, Yeah, then Brooke knows many of them have classes.

559
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:50,000
Speaker 5: They have like beginner yoga, intermediate sword swallowing what I

560
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:51,200
Speaker 5: signed up for that one twice?

561
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Speaker 8: Yang.

562
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Speaker 5: But today we call a guy who is an instructor

563
00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:59,200
Speaker 5: for a pickleball clinic, Taylor. He's going to be teaching

564
00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:02,280
Speaker 5: at a new community city center. They're very excited to

565
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:06,080
Speaker 5: have him, oh and feature his catchy new nickname that

566
00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:09,200
Speaker 5: has everybody wanting to sign up for classes.

567
00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:18,959
Speaker 6: In your phone. Tap right now. Hello, Hey there, Jimmy.

568
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:21,399
Speaker 8: Right, yeah, this is Jimmy.

569
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:24,840
Speaker 6: This is Terry from the rec Center.

570
00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:28,360
Speaker 8: Terry from the rec Center. Oh hey, how's it going.

571
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:29,520
Speaker 9: It's great.

572
00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:32,399
Speaker 5: I know you and I haven't met, but I'm just

573
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:37,040
Speaker 5: confirming your slot this Saturday for teaching the beginner Pickleball clinic.

574
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,080
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, I'll be there. I'll be there for sure.

575
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:43,040
Speaker 8: Not my first rodeo. I've been teaching for a while now.

576
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:49,600
Speaker 6: Oh super, you're funny, I am. Well, yeah, you just

577
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:53,080
Speaker 6: have a way about you. I love it. Okay.

578
00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:53,760
Speaker 10: Yeah.

579
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:57,040
Speaker 5: So AnyWho, we just got the final flyer back and

580
00:28:57,160 --> 00:29:01,040
Speaker 5: send it out to our email list, and not shockingly,

581
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:03,280
Speaker 5: the class filled up immediately.

582
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Speaker 8: All right, well that's really great news. I had no

583
00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:09,040
Speaker 8: idea you guys even promoted it.

584
00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:11,560
Speaker 6: Uh huh, no problem. Paddle Daddy.

585
00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:14,680
Speaker 8: Huh excuse me?

586
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:19,080
Speaker 5: Oh, that's the title that's on the flyer, Paddle Daddy,

587
00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:22,880
Speaker 5: pickleball for divorced Dads and flirty singles.

588
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:27,840
Speaker 8: Excuse me. I used to Hey, you guys named the

589
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:28,360
Speaker 8: fly or that.

590
00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:30,680
Speaker 9: Yeah, it really pops.

591
00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:31,040
Speaker 10: Right.

592
00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:35,200
Speaker 6: We wanted something with a little sizzle and we got it.

593
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:39,719
Speaker 8: Well, I wish that you guys would have maybe let

594
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:41,840
Speaker 8: me know what you guys were gonna call it. I'm

595
00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:44,160
Speaker 8: not really a paddle daddy.

596
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:44,360
Speaker 7: What.

597
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:47,040
Speaker 9: Of course you are.

598
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:49,320
Speaker 6: I've seen your photos.

599
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:51,640
Speaker 8: You've seen my pictures?

600
00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:53,040
Speaker 9: What oh, I sure have?

601
00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:55,320
Speaker 6: And your paddle dad from top to bottom?

602
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:56,840
Speaker 8: And how did you see it?

603
00:29:57,080 --> 00:29:58,480
Speaker 6: Emphasis on the bottom?

604
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:03,720
Speaker 8: JK, who showed you my picture? You've seen my instagram.

605
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:07,080
Speaker 5: They're just circling around the rec center. Everybody's seeing them.

606
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:11,240
Speaker 8: No, I just thought I was teaching at beginner's clinic.

607
00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:15,080
Speaker 5: Well that's exactly what you're doing, silly. Well, I guess

608
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:18,680
Speaker 5: there is more of a social vibe. We got some music,

609
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:22,360
Speaker 5: some flirty drills, some light partner stretching.

610
00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:26,440
Speaker 8: Yeah. No, I just want to teach the pickle ball

611
00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:28,200
Speaker 8: and be out of there. I'm not interested.

612
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:30,520
Speaker 5: Well you will you teach the pickle ball? We do

613
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:32,920
Speaker 5: all that stuff, maybe somebody gets paddled.

614
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:36,600
Speaker 8: No, No, we're gonna keep it professional, brother, We're gonna

615
00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:37,600
Speaker 8: keep it professional.

616
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:41,560
Speaker 5: Look, the sign up sheet is full, so obviously what

617
00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:42,760
Speaker 5: we're doing is working.

618
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Speaker 8: It's not working for me though, it is though.

619
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Speaker 5: We even got a guy named Trent who said he's

620
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Speaker 5: gonna drive in from three cities over hell, and he

621
00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:57,520
Speaker 5: just got out of something great. If you get my drift,

622
00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:58,880
Speaker 5: are you catching what I'm saying?

623
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Speaker 8: I don't think I am, and I'm not doing no

624
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:03,320
Speaker 8: like divorce dad mixing over here.

625
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:06,720
Speaker 6: Okay, hey, hey, now, no shame in the paddle game.

626
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:07,480
Speaker 6: Paddle daddy.

627
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:10,120
Speaker 8: Stop calling me paddle daddy. I'm married.

628
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:13,800
Speaker 5: Oh okay, properly, Mary, peddle daddy's got colomb. Listen, that's

629
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:16,640
Speaker 5: even better. Stability is sexy.

630
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Speaker 8: Verry, Seriously, you got to stop doing this because I'm

631
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:21,640
Speaker 8: starting to feel like I shouldn't even take the new

632
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:24,480
Speaker 8: gig and I'm starting to get really uncomfortable.

633
00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:25,520
Speaker 6: No, you can't.

634
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:28,960
Speaker 5: You can't back out, Jimmy. We even sold separate meet

635
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:32,040
Speaker 5: and greets with the pedal Dad after the lesson I've

636
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:33,280
Speaker 5: done a seco.

637
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Speaker 8: Man, what are you doing? You're like selling one on

638
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:39,440
Speaker 8: one meetups with me. I just want to teach pickleball.

639
00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:42,040
Speaker 8: That's it. You are nothing more.

640
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:43,640
Speaker 9: You're doing it the pedal Daddy way.

641
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:48,080
Speaker 8: No, there's no paddle daddy. I just teach pickleball. I'm

642
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:50,960
Speaker 8: not your daddy. I'm not any of the single divorce

643
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:52,000
Speaker 8: people's dad.

644
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:54,080
Speaker 9: But everybody's so excited for it.

645
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:57,600
Speaker 8: You're first grade, but it's becoming inappropriate at this point.

646
00:31:57,720 --> 00:31:58,440
Speaker 8: Do you understand.

647
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:01,320
Speaker 5: I hear what you're saying. But your first client is

648
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Speaker 5: a guy named Mikey who says he's known you for

649
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Speaker 5: twenty years.

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Speaker 9: He's like, my friend, God dear, what.

651
00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:11,720
Speaker 6: Mike, it's you.

652
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:12,280
Speaker 9: Mike.

653
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:15,640
Speaker 5: I'm not Mikey. I'm just a radio host named jeff

654
00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:18,280
Speaker 5: from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. And Mikey set

655
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Speaker 5: you up for a phone jab.

656
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Speaker 8: Oh man, I'm gonna get.

657
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:27,040
Speaker 5: He said you have been getting him, that you keep

658
00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:29,480
Speaker 5: giving him a hard time because he can't skateboard or something,

659
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,320
Speaker 5: so he wanted us to get back at you.

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Speaker 8: I was telling him about how nervous I was just

661
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Speaker 8: started it.

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Speaker 5: You won't be nervous when you get those spandex shorts

663
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Speaker 5: on and start paddling away.

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Speaker 8: Oh man, that's good. That's good.

665
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Speaker 6: It makes me want to sign up for a class. Honestly,

666
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Speaker 6: the weeke up every morning.

667
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Speaker 7: Was Pune taps weekday mornings on the twenties Brook and

668
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Speaker 7: Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 5: There's a lot of pressure packed moments that happen on

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Speaker 5: any first date. That first hello, the first awkward silence,

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Speaker 5: the first time you pick something out of their teeth

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Speaker 5: with a chopstick.

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Speaker 1: That's impressive if a lot.

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Speaker 6: Is at stake.

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Speaker 5: But nothing is more nerve wracking than going in for

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Speaker 5: that first kiss. It's got to feel better, though, when

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Speaker 5: you know one hundred percent that your date was a

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Speaker 5: ten out of ten. And that's where our listener's head

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Speaker 5: was at, and he could not believe what happened when

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Speaker 5: he went in for the first kiss. It was at

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Speaker 5: the end of a flawless hangout. You're gonna hear it

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Speaker 5: in a brand new second date.

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Speaker 6: Update right after this second date update date.

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Speaker 5: What's the optimal amount of time you should spend with

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Speaker 5: someone when you're on a first date if it's best

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Speaker 5: case scenario, how long should that hangout?

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Speaker 8: Last?

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Speaker 9: Best case scenario means we never leave and we get married.

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00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:04,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, three to four, but sure experts say a coffee

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Speaker 5: date could go forty to sixty minutes.

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Speaker 3: That's a long time.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I feel like.

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Speaker 5: Dinner dates could stretch up to two hours if it's

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Speaker 5: really going well. It makes sense then with activity dates

695
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Speaker 5: like naked frisbee golf, those can last two and a

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Speaker 5: half hours. If the chafing doesn't get in the way.

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00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:26,479
Speaker 5: Oh wow, so you probably want to take a time

698
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Speaker 5: out here and there, ask your date to rub some

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00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:30,319
Speaker 5: gold bond medicated powder on your.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, sweat.

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Speaker 1: Are you playing frisbee golf?

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00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:35,839
Speaker 6: Yeah, you're doing it right.

703
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Speaker 5: But I want to know what does it mean when

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Speaker 5: a first date lasts four times that amount? Oh cute,

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Speaker 5: and it's cute, goes on for ten full hours.

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Speaker 1: Maybe they're lost in the woods. A lot of people

707
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Speaker 1: go hiking.

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Speaker 9: Okay, but we all agree this is something wrong.

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Speaker 5: I feel like it's not normal. But one of our

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00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:58,400
Speaker 5: listeners said that happened to him. Unless this is a

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Speaker 5: typo or something, Chad, one hour, Is this a typo?

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00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:03,920
Speaker 5: It can't be ten hours.

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Speaker 11: No, this was a marathon day that started early in

714
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Speaker 11: the day. It literally kept going. Oh, it wasn't even

715
00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:12,960
Speaker 11: it wasn't even planned.

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Speaker 1: Oh, it wasn't planned to spend that long together.

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Speaker 15: No, no, no.

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Speaker 11: We so we met on a dating app and we

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00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:22,040
Speaker 11: were supposed to get some coffee and pastries.

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Speaker 1: Wait, wait, wait, what's her name?

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Speaker 11: Her name is Samantha?

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Speaker 3: Samantha.

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Speaker 11: Okay, yeah, we kind of hit it off, definitely kind

724
00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:32,040
Speaker 11: of liked each other, and I thought that was kind

725
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Speaker 11: of where it was going to end, and then you know,

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Speaker 11: I was playing on going to the gym. It seemed

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Speaker 11: like she kind of wanted to keep going.

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Speaker 5: Well, yeah, she's got all that coffee energy. Now she's

729
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:43,640
Speaker 5: got to burn it off and do something else.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Did she suggest like activity or something, go to the.

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Speaker 6: Gym with you?

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Speaker 11: She wanted to go to the wine bar?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that sounds way more fun.

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Speaker 6: That's yeah. But why in the morning? That's cool?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean, and I kind of liked her. It

738
00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:03,560
Speaker 11: was a little early, but I was like, what's one day?

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Speaker 9: So you skip glue day?

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Speaker 5: Jeff, Wow, you're disappointed, I know, but I mean you

741
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:11,279
Speaker 5: must have felt the connection too, if you're willing to

742
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:12,600
Speaker 5: skip the gym for it.

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Speaker 3: He used those crazy strong words. I kind of liked her.

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00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:22,960
Speaker 11: Yeah, well, things are going pretty well. She kept asking

745
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:26,040
Speaker 11: like tons of questions. She was super into me. I

746
00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:28,120
Speaker 11: could tell she definitely liked me, and again I liked

747
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Speaker 11: her too. And then we're about four hours in at.

748
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Speaker 1: This point, what, wow, you're drinking four hours for the wine.

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Speaker 11: Well, we got coffee first and then wine. Yeah, we're

750
00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:40,719
Speaker 11: trying to make our heart stop the.

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Speaker 9: Stomach some set.

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Speaker 6: What's going through your mind at the four hour mark.

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Speaker 11: I mean, I'm just thinking, like when is this ending?

754
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Speaker 8: Like I like her, but.

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Speaker 6: It's like, what's next.

756
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Speaker 1: But it's so fun to get kind of day drunk

757
00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:56,160
Speaker 1: and then you just did one thing leads to another

758
00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:59,280
Speaker 1: and suddenly you're at some house party at night and you're.

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Speaker 6: Like, well did I Yeah?

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Speaker 11: So we actually we took some wine to go, and

761
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Speaker 11: then she wanted to go to the park and I

762
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:09,600
Speaker 11: was like, well, we're already here this far, let's go

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00:37:09,719 --> 00:37:10,040
Speaker 11: hang out.

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00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:15,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, let's put some public intoxication on this first date.

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Speaker 1: That soon I feel like.

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00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:18,279
Speaker 9: They need to eat too.

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00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:20,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, you hit something in your stomach, right, So.

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Speaker 11: We're up to like maybe five hours here, and she

769
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Speaker 11: asked if she wants to go get some dinner, so

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Speaker 11: we went to another bar before the dinner.

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Speaker 6: Okay, how are.

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00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:35,239
Speaker 9: You are you seeing this as an issue at all?

773
00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:36,279
Speaker 9: Are you having fun?

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00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:41,200
Speaker 11: A little bit of column A little bit of column beat?

775
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:44,719
Speaker 11: All right, it's it's the buzz is kicking in and

776
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:47,879
Speaker 11: I'm having fun. But it's also you know, like if

777
00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:49,600
Speaker 11: this is a long time, But again, I like her,

778
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:50,640
Speaker 11: like me.

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00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:53,160
Speaker 5: At the same time, you were saying at hour four

780
00:37:53,239 --> 00:37:55,320
Speaker 5: you were wondering when this date was gonna end. So

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00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:58,680
Speaker 5: it sounds like you just don't know how to politely

782
00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:01,160
Speaker 5: be like I need this to be over.

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Speaker 11: Yeah. So I did say at one point, hey, I've

784
00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:07,360
Speaker 11: had such a great time. I'm sorry to take up

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Speaker 11: your entire day.

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, all right?

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Speaker 1: So you gave her an out, what I mean, because

788
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:14,960
Speaker 1: maybe she was doing the same thing. Maybe both of

789
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:18,640
Speaker 1: you don't know how to Yeah what did she say?

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Speaker 11: You know? And she goes, are you kidding? The day

791
00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:27,040
Speaker 11: has just begun? Oh no, but I going to kiss.

792
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Speaker 8: Her and she pulled away.

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Speaker 11: I have no I have no clue. I thought for sure,

794
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Speaker 11: after ten hours, four different location changes, I'm into her.

795
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:40,239
Speaker 11: She's into me, I thought for I thought I thought

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Speaker 11: she wanted me to kiss her.

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00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:43,120
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, I felt it.

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00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:45,880
Speaker 5: How many signs can you get from one person that

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Speaker 5: they like being around you and like hanging out.

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Speaker 1: I would have been making out an hour two.

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Speaker 6: Fixed to say at the wine bar.

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Speaker 5: It's weird that she pulled away from the kiss, though,

803
00:38:58,480 --> 00:38:59,600
Speaker 5: And then where did that happen?

804
00:38:59,719 --> 00:38:59,759
Speaker 10: Like?

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00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:00,920
Speaker 6: Was that in the restaurant?

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00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:01,120
Speaker 15: Is that?

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00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:01,800
Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 11: We were actually we walked back to her place, was right?

809
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:06,880
Speaker 11: In front of her place. She pulled away, and she

810
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:08,640
Speaker 11: hasn't returned my phone call then, and.

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00:39:08,719 --> 00:39:09,600
Speaker 1: She sobered up.

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00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:12,600
Speaker 3: Aye, Maybe she was just more intoxicated than you saw.

813
00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:14,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, she didn't want your first kiss to be a

814
00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:17,080
Speaker 5: super sloppy drunk was actually.

815
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Speaker 3: Or she didn't pull away, she just lost her balance.

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Speaker 11: I mean, all could be true, but then that doesn't

817
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:24,240
Speaker 11: explain why she won't return my calls.

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00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:26,360
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, So.

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Speaker 5: Would you be disappointed if after a great ten hour

820
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:32,799
Speaker 5: date you find out you messed up at the nine

821
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Speaker 5: to five mark and.

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Speaker 6: This the last fifteen minutes just absolutely.

823
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Speaker 3: Killed it for you, or she walked out an hour two, Yeah.

824
00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:43,800
Speaker 11: I'd be I'd be very upset.

825
00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:47,200
Speaker 9: Okay, all right, she was perfect until he tried to

826
00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:47,640
Speaker 9: kiss me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Did you like her more at the end of

828
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Speaker 1: the ten hours or less?

829
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Speaker 11: I kind of just was carpe dm season the day

830
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Speaker 11: and it felt right. So I still just can't explain it.

831
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Speaker 11: I liked her very much.

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Speaker 5: I was just relieved that it was over. He can

833
00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:05,279
Speaker 5: go home and take a nap, probably, but let's come back.

834
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Speaker 5: We will call Samantha for you and hopefully get some

835
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Speaker 5: answers about why after a ten hour marathon date.

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Speaker 6: She is suddenly ghosting you. We'll do it and keep

837
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Speaker 6: right after this.

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Speaker 5: Hold on second date update if you're just joining us

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Speaker 5: for the second date update. Our listener, Chad went on

840
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:27,640
Speaker 5: a first date that lasted longer than most relationships, hap

841
00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:32,759
Speaker 5: ten full hours. Yeah, it wasn't planned that way. It

842
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:36,920
Speaker 5: just happened naturally where they kept rolling from one activity

843
00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:39,600
Speaker 5: into the next, to the next to the next, until

844
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Speaker 5: ten hours later he's finally standing in front of her place,

845
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Speaker 5: going in for the kiss, and she pulled away.

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00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:47,560
Speaker 4: Yeah.

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00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:50,279
Speaker 6: Hasn't heard from her after that.

848
00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:52,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, it sounds like it was an awkward moment for sure.

849
00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:55,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, but they were both drinking the whole day, so

850
00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:57,360
Speaker 5: who knows what the moment was really like. Yeah, but

851
00:40:57,520 --> 00:41:00,359
Speaker 5: just to be clear, Chad, you still want to try

852
00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:02,279
Speaker 5: to get another date with Samantha? Here?

853
00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:04,480
Speaker 6: Are you just doing this to figure out why?

854
00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:07,000
Speaker 11: I want to know both. I want to know why

855
00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:09,840
Speaker 11: and I would love to go on another day with her.

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00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:10,560
Speaker 8: We had a good time.

857
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:13,759
Speaker 1: But it's interesting too, because every new activity you guys

858
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:14,880
Speaker 1: did was her idea.

859
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:17,400
Speaker 3: Right now, one of them was your idea.

860
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:20,200
Speaker 5: That's true, maybe in her life, ten hours is a

861
00:41:20,239 --> 00:41:22,959
Speaker 5: really short date, and she's like, he can only last

862
00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:23,800
Speaker 5: ten hours.

863
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:26,440
Speaker 1: She's like the opposite of life. It does sound like

864
00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:27,800
Speaker 1: the type that would have gone out after it.

865
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Speaker 2: He left that.

866
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Speaker 8: Morning for that.

867
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:34,600
Speaker 6: But I don't know. Let's call her.

868
00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:37,160
Speaker 5: We'll see if she picks up. And I'm dying to

869
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:39,520
Speaker 5: know what she has to say about this, because.

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Speaker 1: There's just remember when we get her on the phone,

871
00:41:41,239 --> 00:41:42,799
Speaker 1: we don't have ten hours to talk to her.

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00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:45,080
Speaker 6: Oh okay, well we'll do it.

873
00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:46,160
Speaker 9: Gosh, what if that's it.

874
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:50,440
Speaker 6: She just doesn't stop talking, right, we might need some

875
00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:52,759
Speaker 6: help with it. But I'm calling her right now. Here

876
00:41:52,840 --> 00:42:04,799
Speaker 6: we go. Hello, Hi, is this Samantha? Yeah?

877
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:05,360
Speaker 10: Who's calling?

878
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:05,720
Speaker 7: Please?

879
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:08,880
Speaker 5: This is a radio show calling you called Brook and

880
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:10,800
Speaker 5: Jeffrey in the morning, not Buck.

881
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:17,120
Speaker 10: Oh okay, that's weird. Why are you calling me?

882
00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:19,240
Speaker 7: Can I win something?

883
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:20,279
Speaker 15: Yeah?

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00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:22,399
Speaker 5: Kind of at the end, you kind of do, yeah,

885
00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:25,600
Speaker 5: depending on what happens over the next few minutes here,

886
00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:27,680
Speaker 5: because this is a segment we do call the second

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00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:28,240
Speaker 5: Date update.

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00:42:30,040 --> 00:42:33,080
Speaker 10: Oh I think I've heard this before.

889
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:35,320
Speaker 9: Okay, it's pretty popular.

890
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:37,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go viral and TikTok and stuff.

891
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:41,880
Speaker 10: Oh okay, so you're calling me? So who is the

892
00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:45,200
Speaker 10: person that I went out on a date with well.

893
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:47,799
Speaker 5: Jeff, Yeah, I really appreciate you doing my job because

894
00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:50,279
Speaker 5: I'm not great at it. But there's a guy you

895
00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:54,000
Speaker 5: should definitely remember because you spent ten full hours with him,

896
00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:55,560
Speaker 5: a guy named Chad.

897
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:04,600
Speaker 10: In Incredible incredible.

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00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:06,799
Speaker 6: Wow, you think he's incredible.

899
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:09,680
Speaker 10: I think it's incredible. You're calling me about him.

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00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:13,680
Speaker 1: Wow, this is so unbelievable. It sounds like you had

901
00:43:13,719 --> 00:43:15,560
Speaker 1: a great time all day long.

902
00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:16,759
Speaker 10: Yeah ye yeah yeah.

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Speaker 5: How do you spend ten hours ongoing with somebody if

904
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:22,080
Speaker 5: there's not some sort of vibe happening.

905
00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:24,480
Speaker 10: If there's no, I'll tell you, I'll tell you. So

906
00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:27,040
Speaker 10: he went out with my best girlfriend?

907
00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:29,960
Speaker 1: Wait wait wait wait wait wait when after you went

908
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:30,399
Speaker 1: out way?

909
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:30,680
Speaker 15: Yeah?

910
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:34,640
Speaker 10: No, no, before months ago he went out with my

911
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:35,600
Speaker 10: best girlfriend.

912
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,200
Speaker 1: Okay, wait, did you know this before you went on

913
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:39,120
Speaker 1: a date with Chad?

914
00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:43,040
Speaker 5: Or I short, did you knewe Chad but before you

915
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:46,280
Speaker 5: went out with him as having dated your friend?

916
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:47,799
Speaker 6: Yeah, Oh that's weird.

917
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:48,640
Speaker 3: He didn't mention that.

918
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:52,800
Speaker 10: Yeah, well he didn't know this, but he spent many

919
00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:58,400
Speaker 10: many hours with her then ghosted her. She was very

920
00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:01,279
Speaker 10: in him, liked him so much totally. I feel like

921
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:04,320
Speaker 10: he led her on. He he even took her to

922
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:06,160
Speaker 10: spend time with his grandma.

923
00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:09,359
Speaker 1: Wait, oh, he took your best friend to spend time

924
00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:12,240
Speaker 1: with his grandma, and then he ghosted your best friend.

925
00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:17,760
Speaker 10: Yeah, introduced her, he spent all this time with her, basically,

926
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:21,719
Speaker 10: you know, half a day, and then he just ghosted her,

927
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:25,120
Speaker 10: never replied to her, never called her nothing. I know,

928
00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:28,920
Speaker 10: she didn't do anything wrong. She's adorable, she's sweet. She

929
00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:33,520
Speaker 10: showed me pictures of him, and I matched with him

930
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:35,719
Speaker 10: months later on a dating app and I ran to

931
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:37,520
Speaker 10: her and I was like, oh my god, you're never

932
00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:40,920
Speaker 10: gonna believe this. I matched with him. She goes, Oh,

933
00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:43,080
Speaker 10: you gotta go out with him and get him back.

934
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:43,360
Speaker 7: What.

935
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:46,719
Speaker 1: Oh, so this whole thing, your whole ten hour date,

936
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:49,520
Speaker 1: was just revenge for him ghosting your best friend.

937
00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:54,359
Speaker 10: Yeah, we girls got to stick together. Yeah, so give

938
00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:57,040
Speaker 10: him the message. Now, you know how it feels.

939
00:44:57,160 --> 00:44:58,160
Speaker 15: Give him that message.

940
00:44:58,239 --> 00:44:58,399
Speaker 7: Oh.

941
00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:01,840
Speaker 1: I don't know that that's the most.

942
00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:04,440
Speaker 6: Mature way to deal, But this makes sense. Why she

943
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:07,160
Speaker 6: was the one that was like wanting to like keep

944
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:09,560
Speaker 6: the date going, and why.

945
00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:10,359
Speaker 1: She wouldn't kiss him.

946
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:14,279
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, and the look on his face at the

947
00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:16,360
Speaker 10: end of our gate christ. I don't know if he

948
00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:18,640
Speaker 10: told you, like how much time we spent, how much

949
00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:19,759
Speaker 10: money he spent on me.

950
00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:22,319
Speaker 1: But you realize it, like he would have never got

951
00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:25,319
Speaker 1: the message of what you're doing. That it was even

952
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:28,439
Speaker 1: revenge if you didn't call him and tell him, Okay,

953
00:45:28,719 --> 00:45:32,239
Speaker 1: we knew, we knew me and Karen knew okay, so

954
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:33,319
Speaker 1: it was just for you too.

955
00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:37,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, he definitely had no idea about this whole thing

956
00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:38,080
Speaker 5: going on.

957
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:43,120
Speaker 10: But I could tell him he should be humiliated. You know.

958
00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:46,000
Speaker 5: I don't have to tell him that because he's actually

959
00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:48,359
Speaker 5: been listening to this phone call on the other line

960
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:50,800
Speaker 5: quietly this whole time, so he's kind.

961
00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:51,320
Speaker 6: Of already heard it.

962
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:54,799
Speaker 10: She's great, it's even better.

963
00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:57,560
Speaker 1: I love Okay, you're enjoying that.

964
00:45:57,840 --> 00:46:01,520
Speaker 6: I feel bad about it, gloating, I mean, chat, are

965
00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:01,839
Speaker 6: you there?

966
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:04,120
Speaker 11: Yep, I'm here.

967
00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:04,760
Speaker 7: Wow.

968
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:08,399
Speaker 11: I don't even know what to say right now. That's

969
00:46:08,719 --> 00:46:10,680
Speaker 11: that's really what was going on the whole time.

970
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:12,560
Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm not interested in you.

971
00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:17,640
Speaker 11: Who wait wait, wait, wait wait wait, I heard everything

972
00:46:17,719 --> 00:46:20,759
Speaker 11: you said. But we spent ten hours you mean an hour,

973
00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:25,120
Speaker 11: eight hour nine when we've had chardonay coffee, all types

974
00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:28,040
Speaker 11: of we've had the most fun all day. You mean

975
00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:30,800
Speaker 11: to tell me you didn't feel anything, because yeah, I

976
00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:33,160
Speaker 11: felt something, and I'm pretty sure you.

977
00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:36,239
Speaker 7: Felt five hours with you and then you.

978
00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:38,520
Speaker 10: You go to her, So now you know how it feels.

979
00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:41,319
Speaker 5: Your friend, your friend, Sarah will only went on one

980
00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:43,600
Speaker 5: date with him before that lasted a long time.

981
00:46:44,239 --> 00:46:50,880
Speaker 10: Yeah, so you doubled it. Okay, okay, And I have

982
00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:52,480
Speaker 10: no regrets, no regrets.

983
00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:55,359
Speaker 1: No, there wasn't even a moment in that ten hour

984
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:58,400
Speaker 1: period that you felt like a tinge of guilt.

985
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:01,239
Speaker 9: Decent guy, a little bit.

986
00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:06,800
Speaker 10: I was enjoying myself so much. Good I had, I

987
00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:11,360
Speaker 10: had a belly full of food, I had a drinks

988
00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:16,759
Speaker 10: going in my veins. I was like fine, yeah, yeah.

989
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:19,120
Speaker 10: And to top it off, you know who else had

990
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:23,399
Speaker 10: a great time, Sarah. We laughed for hours. Oh my god,

991
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:25,960
Speaker 10: we're still laughing about it.

992
00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:26,319
Speaker 1: Oh.

993
00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:29,440
Speaker 5: I don't even want to tell you that Chad skipped

994
00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:31,560
Speaker 5: his gluten day at the gym in order.

995
00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:34,760
Speaker 6: To with you, Sarah.

996
00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:36,480
Speaker 10: He really needed that day.

997
00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:37,160
Speaker 6: I'll tell you what.

998
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:44,240
Speaker 1: Okay, Oh Chad, I mean, do you feel bad about

999
00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:45,200
Speaker 1: ghosting Sarah?

1000
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:46,680
Speaker 3: I guess that's what she wanted.

1001
00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:49,560
Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean, it was just a tough time, you know,

1002
00:47:49,719 --> 00:47:51,759
Speaker 11: with my grandma and not doing so well, I just

1003
00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:53,120
Speaker 11: didn't feel like I could be dating.

1004
00:47:53,680 --> 00:47:56,879
Speaker 5: I am curious, Chad, why did you introduce the other

1005
00:47:57,040 --> 00:47:58,160
Speaker 5: date to your grandma?

1006
00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:01,400
Speaker 11: I was honestly just dropped an authmadication. It was just

1007
00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:04,839
Speaker 11: a quick errand it wasn't really like I was introducing.

1008
00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:04,759
Speaker 3: It to her.

1009
00:48:05,719 --> 00:48:07,120
Speaker 9: Why you monster?

1010
00:48:09,120 --> 00:48:13,239
Speaker 1: I mean, okay, I know that your friend Sarah was

1011
00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:17,080
Speaker 1: really hurt, but like we deal with so much dating

1012
00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:19,800
Speaker 1: on this show, that ghosting just seems like the normal

1013
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:21,920
Speaker 1: way that people get out of things these days. I

1014
00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:24,560
Speaker 1: don't think she should have maybe taken it so personally.

1015
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:27,480
Speaker 10: Guys are just playing us all the time, and they're

1016
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:31,239
Speaker 10: playing games, and they, you know, we felt like, let's

1017
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:34,600
Speaker 10: get this one back already Sarah, and you have done.

1018
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:35,480
Speaker 3: But I'm also interested.

1019
00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:38,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, Chad just happened to be the wrong place at

1020
00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:38,640
Speaker 1: the wrong time.

1021
00:48:38,719 --> 00:48:39,000
Speaker 9: I don't know.

1022
00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:41,480
Speaker 5: I can kind of see what Samantha is saying here,

1023
00:48:41,600 --> 00:48:43,200
Speaker 5: because I kind of would like to play a little

1024
00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:45,439
Speaker 5: bit of a game with you, a game of would

1025
00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:47,560
Speaker 5: you like to go out with Chad one more time?

1026
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:52,960
Speaker 10: I would rather I would rather split my eyelids with

1027
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:54,120
Speaker 10: razor blade.

1028
00:48:57,760 --> 00:49:01,640
Speaker 6: That's so dark if Chad, are you into that or.

1029
00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:03,759
Speaker 9: Yeah?

1030
00:49:04,080 --> 00:49:06,399
Speaker 11: Honestly, it just seems like she's so really angry because

1031
00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:10,080
Speaker 11: of what happened with Sarah, And honestly, at this point,

1032
00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:12,520
Speaker 11: I just it doesn't seem like it's gonna work out.

1033
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:15,399
Speaker 10: Okay, man, oh you think you think?

1034
00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:19,879
Speaker 6: Oh right, you didn't answer like he's the one being asked.

1035
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:23,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, we never know who you're ghosting too, I guess.

1036
00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:24,600
Speaker 6: Yeah, seriously, Chad.

1037
00:49:24,719 --> 00:49:26,759
Speaker 5: Now you know, if a girl in the future ever

1038
00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:29,120
Speaker 5: says that she wants to hang out with you more

1039
00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:31,200
Speaker 5: and really likes you, red flag.

1040
00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:36,200
Speaker 6: Someone's trying to get the we're three of this date, it.

1041
00:49:36,239 --> 00:49:36,799
Speaker 9: Must be aw.

1042
00:49:39,080 --> 00:49:41,759
Speaker 10: And you know what else? Say you're going to call

1043
00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:44,279
Speaker 10: the person. Don't say that you liked them and you

1044
00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:45,040
Speaker 10: had a great time.

1045
00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:48,279
Speaker 6: She's trying to drag us into our ten of this

1046
00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:51,040
Speaker 6: song came, we appreciate your time, an We'll let you go,

1047
00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:54,640
Speaker 6: thank you? Yeah, all right, rooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1048
00:49:55,520 --> 00:49:58,239
Speaker 5: It used to be that dating apps were scary, like,

1049
00:49:58,520 --> 00:50:01,200
Speaker 5: oh my gosh, is this random gonna like show up

1050
00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:04,680
Speaker 5: and murder me or whatever? Totally, but nowadays it's like,

1051
00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:06,920
Speaker 5: oh my gosh, is this person gonna waste all my

1052
00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:10,520
Speaker 5: money and time and a revenge plot and then ghost

1053
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:13,600
Speaker 5: me afterwards and laugh about it with their friends and

1054
00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:14,960
Speaker 5: maybe on the radio.

1055
00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:18,240
Speaker 1: Yeah. I can't believe there's so few options on dating

1056
00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:20,600
Speaker 1: apps that you run into the same people or people

1057
00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:21,680
Speaker 1: that your friends have dated.

1058
00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:25,480
Speaker 6: Yeah, how awful. My friend's hitting me up, Like, dude,

1059
00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:28,919
Speaker 6: your girlfriend is still on tender Yeah the show.

1060
00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:31,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, this whole thing just really is not a great

1061
00:50:31,719 --> 00:50:34,719
Speaker 5: advertisement for all the matchmaking apps out there. But I

1062
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:37,960
Speaker 5: guess this is what's happening right now. And you can

1063
00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:40,359
Speaker 5: hear more of our second date updates. You can find

1064
00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:42,800
Speaker 5: them wherever you get your podcasts. They're on Spotify, Apple.

1065
00:50:42,840 --> 00:50:45,000
Speaker 5: We also put them up on YouTube, so go check

1066
00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:46,759
Speaker 5: them out. Subscribe at Brooke and.

1067
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:49,120
Speaker 7: Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1068
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:54,360
Speaker 5: If you're someone who's single, there's kind of this checklist

1069
00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:57,919
Speaker 5: that you go down for thinking of ways to meet

1070
00:50:58,040 --> 00:50:58,880
Speaker 5: new people.

1071
00:50:59,320 --> 00:51:01,799
Speaker 6: Like you start thinking, Have I tried meeting Randos at

1072
00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:05,040
Speaker 6: the bars? Yeah, that's in work. Have I tried the

1073
00:51:05,120 --> 00:51:08,160
Speaker 6: dating apps? Yep, gave that a shot. Have I tried

1074
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:09,920
Speaker 6: the weird niche dating apps?

1075
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:13,359
Speaker 5: Yeah, Milf and Cookies was a bus have I tried

1076
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:15,480
Speaker 5: texting my ex at two am to see if they're

1077
00:51:15,560 --> 00:51:17,920
Speaker 5: unstable enough now to give me another chance?

1078
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:20,960
Speaker 6: Every week still blocked.

1079
00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:26,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, once you've exhausted all your options, there is one

1080
00:51:26,719 --> 00:51:30,200
Speaker 5: final place where people can go to dumpster dive for love,

1081
00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:33,040
Speaker 5: a little website called Craigslist.

1082
00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:35,840
Speaker 1: Sometimes you find a treasure at the bottom of a dumpster.

1083
00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:38,440
Speaker 5: Jeff, it's true, and maybe you're nervous to try it

1084
00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:41,879
Speaker 5: all by yourself. That's why coming up, we're all going there.

1085
00:51:42,239 --> 00:51:45,239
Speaker 5: It's our last resort for love. In a brand new

1086
00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:47,280
Speaker 5: misconnections right after.

1087
00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:52,440
Speaker 7: This a Kde Misconnections that was me staring.

1088
00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:55,120
Speaker 5: There's only two places to find true love in this world.

1089
00:51:55,520 --> 00:51:58,000
Speaker 5: One is in the back of a crowded clown car

1090
00:51:58,520 --> 00:52:02,800
Speaker 5: when someone's giant gloved hand honks more than just your notes.

1091
00:52:03,760 --> 00:52:06,759
Speaker 6: The other is on the pages of craigslist dot org.

1092
00:52:07,120 --> 00:52:09,279
Speaker 5: We scoured that website every week to find the best

1093
00:52:09,400 --> 00:52:12,200
Speaker 5: misconnections that they have to offer, like this first one,

1094
00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:16,719
Speaker 5: titled you have My Stamp of Approval Man for Woman.

1095
00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:18,520
Speaker 6: Thirty three usps.

1096
00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:21,840
Speaker 5: He says, I was the guy in line at the

1097
00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:24,960
Speaker 5: post office the other day, standing directly in front of you.

1098
00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:29,280
Speaker 5: I hadn't been there in years, so imagine my surprise

1099
00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:33,239
Speaker 5: that number one it was still open. Yeah, and number

1100
00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:38,200
Speaker 5: two there were hotties in line like you. We stood

1101
00:52:38,239 --> 00:52:39,880
Speaker 5: there for what seemed like forever.

1102
00:52:40,239 --> 00:52:42,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, it usually happens at the post office.

1103
00:52:42,640 --> 00:52:44,960
Speaker 5: I know, but that's what you get when you can

1104
00:52:45,080 --> 00:52:49,240
Speaker 5: only afford to pay one employee and fire the rest. Parentheses,

1105
00:52:49,560 --> 00:52:54,520
Speaker 5: Thanks Obama, Obama's fault. It's amazing so long ago, how

1106
00:52:54,640 --> 00:52:56,799
Speaker 5: much of a reach he has, even ten years after

1107
00:52:56,880 --> 00:52:57,640
Speaker 5: being out of office.

1108
00:52:57,760 --> 00:52:57,960
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1109
00:52:58,200 --> 00:52:59,799
Speaker 6: Sure, he's gonna be the reason I lose my job.

1110
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:02,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, most likely in the future, he goes on. I

1111
00:53:02,840 --> 00:53:06,440
Speaker 5: tried to make conversation. You said you were buying some stamps,

1112
00:53:06,719 --> 00:53:09,360
Speaker 5: and I immediately told you a fun fact. Did you

1113
00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:13,440
Speaker 5: know the word stamps said backwards is spats with the

1114
00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:14,319
Speaker 5: M taken out.

1115
00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:16,359
Speaker 1: That's not a fun fast, not even fun.

1116
00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:17,640
Speaker 6: You didn't say much.

1117
00:53:17,880 --> 00:53:20,800
Speaker 5: That's not even a word, dude, But you're probably surprised

1118
00:53:20,880 --> 00:53:24,399
Speaker 5: at my quick wit. Ten minutes later, the line still

1119
00:53:24,520 --> 00:53:28,080
Speaker 5: hadn't moved, which was awesome for me. I was able

1120
00:53:28,160 --> 00:53:30,920
Speaker 5: to get into great detail about the three katanas I

1121
00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:34,640
Speaker 5: was picking up, delivered all the way from the Philippines.

1122
00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:37,960
Speaker 9: I'm sorry if you're into katanas, but I love that.

1123
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:41,880
Speaker 5: You thought that was also I opened up my backpack

1124
00:53:41,960 --> 00:53:43,760
Speaker 5: and showed you all my mad lib books.

1125
00:53:44,040 --> 00:53:46,400
Speaker 1: Okay, she's googling other usps is right now.

1126
00:53:47,239 --> 00:53:49,640
Speaker 6: Can I remember I told you it keeps the mind

1127
00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:50,920
Speaker 6: sharp as you get older.

1128
00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:52,200
Speaker 1: What's an adjectivigan?

1129
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:55,520
Speaker 5: In fact, I tried to get you to do a

1130
00:53:55,560 --> 00:53:58,560
Speaker 5: few with me right there. Oh, but you said you

1131
00:53:58,719 --> 00:54:02,959
Speaker 5: had a mind cramp. Sorry for that time of the month.

1132
00:54:03,239 --> 00:54:06,719
Speaker 5: I didn't know that it happened upstairs as well as downstairs.

1133
00:54:07,640 --> 00:54:09,800
Speaker 6: We get them so bad anyway.

1134
00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:13,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, if you see this, email me back. I want

1135
00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:15,800
Speaker 5: to show you a picture of my long sword.

1136
00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:18,440
Speaker 1: Nobody wants to guys.

1137
00:54:19,640 --> 00:54:20,880
Speaker 6: That's signed Rubin.

1138
00:54:21,560 --> 00:54:26,640
Speaker 5: This next misconnection is titled ship Happens Call Me I

1139
00:54:26,840 --> 00:54:29,960
Speaker 5: like it woman for man twenty four North side of

1140
00:54:30,040 --> 00:54:33,080
Speaker 5: the Lake. This is for the filthy rich guy I

1141
00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:36,120
Speaker 5: saw last weekend. I mean, I assume you're rich because

1142
00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:38,960
Speaker 5: you were driving a big boat. Okay, if that's not

1143
00:54:39,160 --> 00:54:42,320
Speaker 5: yours or you're borrowing it, disregard this message.

1144
00:54:42,640 --> 00:54:42,920
Speaker 6: Bye.

1145
00:54:44,160 --> 00:54:45,880
Speaker 1: But I know there's a lot of rich people that

1146
00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:49,720
Speaker 1: peruse Craigslist so spot to find out spot.

1147
00:54:50,160 --> 00:54:53,160
Speaker 5: But if it really is your boat, then keep reading.

1148
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:57,120
Speaker 5: You would remember who I am. I hope I was

1149
00:54:57,160 --> 00:54:59,400
Speaker 5: the brunette with the lime green paddle board that you.

1150
00:54:59,520 --> 00:55:00,480
Speaker 6: Almost ran over.

1151
00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:06,320
Speaker 5: Lol, But seriously, you kind of almost did. To your credit,

1152
00:55:06,480 --> 00:55:08,920
Speaker 5: you did stop when I used my paddle to smack

1153
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:09,959
Speaker 5: the side of your ship.

1154
00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:11,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, well he deserved that.

1155
00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:13,759
Speaker 6: By the way, is a ship a boat or a

1156
00:55:13,880 --> 00:55:17,840
Speaker 6: boat not a ship? I'm confused. They really should have

1157
00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:18,840
Speaker 6: that in the dictionary.

1158
00:55:19,360 --> 00:55:19,920
Speaker 9: I think they do.

1159
00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:20,759
Speaker 6: I'm pretty sure it is.

1160
00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:21,239
Speaker 8: Yeah.

1161
00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:24,919
Speaker 6: AnyWho, I thought you were pretty cute for an older guy.

1162
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:26,840
Speaker 9: Do you like being bald?

1163
00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:30,200
Speaker 6: It seems like you could afford hair if you really

1164
00:55:30,280 --> 00:55:30,680
Speaker 6: wanted it.

1165
00:55:30,880 --> 00:55:33,200
Speaker 1: Wow, that was kind of a backhanded compliment.

1166
00:55:33,480 --> 00:55:36,440
Speaker 5: Does but maybe you just choose to be bald instead,

1167
00:55:37,080 --> 00:55:39,440
Speaker 5: just like how I choose not to pay for all

1168
00:55:39,480 --> 00:55:40,480
Speaker 5: my parking tickets.

1169
00:55:40,640 --> 00:55:41,399
Speaker 11: Ah yay.

1170
00:55:42,719 --> 00:55:46,840
Speaker 5: We have so much in common. Probably geminized too. So

1171
00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:50,080
Speaker 5: what does a hot, mostly single girl have to do

1172
00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:54,760
Speaker 5: to get a ride? I'll bring white claws, waterproof lip gloss,

1173
00:55:54,920 --> 00:55:58,640
Speaker 5: and enough daddy issues to keep your therapist fully booked.

1174
00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:05,480
Speaker 6: Jjkjkjkjk oh. I almost forgot if you're secretly married. I

1175
00:56:05,719 --> 00:56:09,440
Speaker 6: will find out. I watch a lot of true crime.

1176
00:56:10,080 --> 00:56:12,560
Speaker 5: Please reply back to this and tell me which doc

1177
00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:14,000
Speaker 5: you're picking me up from tomorrow.

1178
00:56:14,520 --> 00:56:18,799
Speaker 6: Hope to see you soon. And she spelled c sea.

1179
00:56:18,840 --> 00:56:19,480
Speaker 9: Like the ocean.

1180
00:56:19,719 --> 00:56:20,399
Speaker 3: She's not a lake.

1181
00:56:20,520 --> 00:56:21,120
Speaker 1: She knows right.

1182
00:56:23,440 --> 00:56:25,560
Speaker 5: They should really put the difference in the dictionary between

1183
00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:31,840
Speaker 5: those that signed paddle Board Princess. Go to your final

1184
00:56:31,920 --> 00:56:36,040
Speaker 5: misconnection titled here for a fortune Cookie. But I think

1185
00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:40,439
Speaker 5: I just found my future. Oh cute man for woman

1186
00:56:40,719 --> 00:56:45,240
Speaker 5: twenty Chinese restaurant. We met at the Panda Express.

1187
00:56:44,920 --> 00:56:46,920
Speaker 6: On Monday afternoon near the Walmart.

1188
00:56:47,640 --> 00:56:50,560
Speaker 5: You were wearing a long sleeve knit in jeans with

1189
00:56:50,680 --> 00:56:54,520
Speaker 5: a gold cross necklace. I was the guy right behind you,

1190
00:56:54,680 --> 00:56:58,200
Speaker 5: wearing a bomber jacket carrying a brown backpack with all.

1191
00:56:58,120 --> 00:56:59,480
Speaker 6: My ugi O cards in it.

1192
00:57:01,680 --> 00:57:02,320
Speaker 3: That's a flex.

1193
00:57:02,560 --> 00:57:06,120
Speaker 5: While standing in line, I realized I was very attracted

1194
00:57:06,200 --> 00:57:09,560
Speaker 5: to your look. You reminded me of the purple haired

1195
00:57:09,800 --> 00:57:11,960
Speaker 5: roomy from K pop Demon Hunters.

1196
00:57:12,080 --> 00:57:17,080
Speaker 6: Eo Copa beg clay girl sleigh ha ha. Hopefully that's

1197
00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:21,280
Speaker 6: not weird. I'm not weird. Okay, I'm a little weird.

1198
00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:24,000
Speaker 6: Just embrace it, but in a good way.

1199
00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:27,680
Speaker 5: After you paid, you took your food and sat down

1200
00:57:27,720 --> 00:57:30,440
Speaker 5: at a table. So I followed and asked if you

1201
00:57:30,520 --> 00:57:34,840
Speaker 5: wanted any saracha. You questioned if I worked there. I

1202
00:57:34,920 --> 00:57:38,960
Speaker 5: said no, that is weird, Hot Sauce.

1203
00:57:39,040 --> 00:57:41,320
Speaker 1: Why would he just ask to sit down or join her?

1204
00:57:41,600 --> 00:57:44,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, I said no, but still pulled out a small

1205
00:57:44,280 --> 00:57:46,160
Speaker 5: bottle from my front pants pocket.

1206
00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:48,680
Speaker 1: Why is it not in the backpack?

1207
00:57:50,040 --> 00:57:52,480
Speaker 6: You just looked at me. I put the bottle down

1208
00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:55,480
Speaker 6: on your table and just said, enjoy my.

1209
00:57:55,720 --> 00:57:59,320
Speaker 3: Gift to you, eh, Hot Sauce and his bag swag.

1210
00:57:59,480 --> 00:57:59,520
Speaker 11: No.

1211
00:58:00,960 --> 00:58:04,520
Speaker 5: I sat two tables away to not be creepy, and

1212
00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:08,280
Speaker 5: at one point I realized I realized my mistake. I

1213
00:58:08,360 --> 00:58:11,440
Speaker 5: didn't have any siachia, so I had to go to

1214
00:58:11,560 --> 00:58:14,120
Speaker 5: your table and asked to borrow my own bottle back.

1215
00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:16,440
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's awkward.

1216
00:58:17,160 --> 00:58:18,360
Speaker 6: Sadly you said no.

1217
00:58:18,960 --> 00:58:21,760
Speaker 1: Wait wait noottle.

1218
00:58:22,560 --> 00:58:27,120
Speaker 6: Shortly after that, you left with my bottle. If you

1219
00:58:27,240 --> 00:58:30,840
Speaker 6: see this, I would like my siracha back and to

1220
00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:32,200
Speaker 6: also take you on a date.

1221
00:58:32,360 --> 00:58:35,120
Speaker 1: Oh man, you spent a lot of time eating food in.

1222
00:58:35,120 --> 00:58:35,680
Speaker 7: The last week.

1223
00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:39,800
Speaker 5: Please demon Slayer show me how it's done, done done,

1224
00:58:40,960 --> 00:58:44,840
Speaker 5: get it? I think I think that's a demon slayer

1225
00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:48,560
Speaker 5: song how It's done, done done. I think anyway, that's awesome.

1226
00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:52,720
Speaker 5: It's embarrassing. I like that last line. I even showed

1227
00:58:52,760 --> 00:58:57,280
Speaker 5: my friend Oliver. He thought it was funny too. That

1228
00:58:58,880 --> 00:59:05,600
Speaker 5: signed Bruce Brust Love he Will. Those were your Craigslist misconnections.

1229
00:59:04,920 --> 00:59:07,440
Speaker 7: For the week, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1230
00:59:16,560 --> 00:59:21,640
Speaker 6: The last time we played this game, I believe Brooke lost.

1231
00:59:22,400 --> 00:59:25,800
Speaker 3: Oh no, I don't remember those times ever.

1232
00:59:26,160 --> 00:59:29,680
Speaker 6: Well, it's okay, because they say losing helps build character.

1233
00:59:30,080 --> 00:59:32,240
Speaker 13: May want to have so much character. I have lost

1234
00:59:32,320 --> 00:59:34,520
Speaker 13: so much in my life. You have gotten a lot

1235
00:59:34,680 --> 00:59:38,480
Speaker 13: of character this year alone. Yeah, almost a full cast

1236
00:59:38,600 --> 00:59:42,400
Speaker 13: at this point. We might get even more character.

1237
00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:44,960
Speaker 5: Added on after going head to head with today's first

1238
00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:50,520
Speaker 5: time caller, Ixy, who works as a bartender A sixy.

1239
00:59:51,040 --> 00:59:52,760
Speaker 1: What's your favorite drink to make, Ixy?

1240
00:59:53,560 --> 00:59:54,160
Speaker 7: Margarita?

1241
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:58,000
Speaker 9: We need to hang out, but not the blended ones

1242
00:59:58,040 --> 00:59:59,320
Speaker 9: you like them on the rocks right.

1243
00:59:59,440 --> 01:00:02,200
Speaker 11: No, because you've got to taste the alcohol.

1244
01:00:03,560 --> 01:00:03,960
Speaker 8: Your job.

1245
01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:09,680
Speaker 6: You've been tasting some alcohol this morning, Ixy, I have not.

1246
01:00:10,160 --> 01:00:11,840
Speaker 9: Yeah, that's why she sounds bombed.

1247
01:00:11,920 --> 01:00:12,880
Speaker 3: Unfortunately me either.

1248
01:00:13,560 --> 01:00:13,720
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1249
01:00:13,960 --> 01:00:16,200
Speaker 5: Man, Well that can be remedied, Brooke. Right outside of

1250
01:00:16,280 --> 01:00:18,600
Speaker 5: the studio, So get out of here. We got thirty

1251
01:00:18,680 --> 01:00:20,720
Speaker 5: seconds on the clock for you exceed. Answer as many

1252
01:00:20,800 --> 01:00:22,440
Speaker 5: questions as possible. If you don't know when, you could

1253
01:00:22,440 --> 01:00:24,440
Speaker 5: say pass. But you have to beat her outright if you.

1254
01:00:24,440 --> 01:00:25,760
Speaker 6: Want to win. Are you ready?

1255
01:00:26,600 --> 01:00:27,080
Speaker 9: I'm ready?

1256
01:00:27,280 --> 01:00:27,720
Speaker 6: You got this.

1257
01:00:27,880 --> 01:00:31,560
Speaker 5: Your time starts now. Blake Lively celebrates a birthday today.

1258
01:00:31,760 --> 01:00:36,040
Speaker 5: She rose to fame as Serena Vanderwoodson on What teen Drama.

1259
01:00:37,400 --> 01:00:38,000
Speaker 10: Gotam Girl.

1260
01:00:38,120 --> 01:00:41,200
Speaker 5: What's the smallest state by land area, Rhode Island or

1261
01:00:41,320 --> 01:00:45,520
Speaker 5: Vermont Rhode Island. Which popular language learning app features a

1262
01:00:45,600 --> 01:00:48,680
Speaker 5: green owl that reminds you to break accounting for over

1263
01:00:48,800 --> 01:00:51,160
Speaker 5: fifty percent of the world's supply. What country grows the

1264
01:00:51,240 --> 01:00:55,320
Speaker 5: most mangoes? India or Mexico? Mexico In twenty twenty four?

1265
01:00:55,400 --> 01:00:58,000
Speaker 5: What was the name of Taylor Swift's worldwide tour.

1266
01:00:59,520 --> 01:00:59,800
Speaker 10: The ear?

1267
01:01:02,080 --> 01:01:05,320
Speaker 5: Heyxy, you were more on top of it than I expected.

1268
01:01:05,600 --> 01:01:07,880
Speaker 6: Was really awesome for a first time Well done.

1269
01:01:08,800 --> 01:01:10,600
Speaker 5: Since you're a first time player, we want to get

1270
01:01:10,640 --> 01:01:12,480
Speaker 5: to know you because it says on my screener here

1271
01:01:12,840 --> 01:01:15,680
Speaker 5: that you have children that you love spending time with,

1272
01:01:16,120 --> 01:01:18,720
Speaker 5: but you do have a pretty busy life. So what's

1273
01:01:18,760 --> 01:01:20,840
Speaker 5: the number one fun thing that you did this summer

1274
01:01:20,880 --> 01:01:21,480
Speaker 5: with your kids.

1275
01:01:22,960 --> 01:01:24,480
Speaker 9: I took them too wildly.

1276
01:01:26,040 --> 01:01:26,960
Speaker 6: To a water park.

1277
01:01:28,080 --> 01:01:28,880
Speaker 7: That's fun.

1278
01:01:29,200 --> 01:01:31,360
Speaker 1: It's been on my summer list, and we didn't get

1279
01:01:31,400 --> 01:01:33,800
Speaker 1: it done. I didn't get into one pool with any

1280
01:01:33,840 --> 01:01:36,200
Speaker 1: floating band aids, and I'm still disappointed about it.

1281
01:01:37,360 --> 01:01:38,760
Speaker 8: Oh no, you can still do it.

1282
01:01:39,240 --> 01:01:41,200
Speaker 9: Yeah, Jeff has an inflatable pool.

1283
01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:43,520
Speaker 7: Plates.

1284
01:01:43,680 --> 01:01:46,120
Speaker 6: That is true. You'll just throw them in and out. Yeah,

1285
01:01:46,240 --> 01:01:47,160
Speaker 6: that's kind of a ride.

1286
01:01:47,240 --> 01:01:50,040
Speaker 5: And maybe Ixy can help make some liquids that we

1287
01:01:50,120 --> 01:01:51,360
Speaker 5: can pour into the pool.

1288
01:01:53,560 --> 01:01:55,800
Speaker 1: Just don't drink the water go straight into my mouth.

1289
01:01:55,960 --> 01:01:58,400
Speaker 6: Yes, in this pool.

1290
01:01:58,520 --> 01:02:00,760
Speaker 5: We still have some fun summer playing left in US.

1291
01:02:00,840 --> 01:02:02,200
Speaker 5: So now, Brook, it's your turn.

1292
01:02:02,280 --> 01:02:02,800
Speaker 6: Are you ready?

1293
01:02:02,840 --> 01:02:03,240
Speaker 3: I'm ready.

1294
01:02:03,360 --> 01:02:06,959
Speaker 5: Your time starts now. Blake Lively celebrates a birthday today.

1295
01:02:07,240 --> 01:02:10,040
Speaker 5: She rose to fame as Serena vander Woodson on What

1296
01:02:10,200 --> 01:02:14,320
Speaker 5: teen drama Gossip Girl. What's the smallest state by land area,

1297
01:02:14,480 --> 01:02:18,520
Speaker 5: Rhode Island or Vermont Rhode Island. Which popular language learning

1298
01:02:18,560 --> 01:02:21,440
Speaker 5: app features a green owl that reminds you to practice

1299
01:02:21,720 --> 01:02:25,440
Speaker 5: do lingo counting for over fifty percent of the world's supply.

1300
01:02:25,760 --> 01:02:29,680
Speaker 5: What country grows the most mangoes? India or Mexico, Oh, Mexico.

1301
01:02:30,160 --> 01:02:32,720
Speaker 5: In twenty twenty four, what was the name of Taylor

1302
01:02:32,760 --> 01:02:34,480
Speaker 5: Swift's worldwide tour.

1303
01:02:34,400 --> 01:02:35,320
Speaker 1: The Era's Tour.

1304
01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:38,360
Speaker 10: There we go.

1305
01:02:38,720 --> 01:02:41,160
Speaker 6: Time is up and the answers are in and our

1306
01:02:41,360 --> 01:02:43,520
Speaker 6: drinks are empty. So let's go to the scoreboard to

1307
01:02:43,560 --> 01:02:44,560
Speaker 6: see how you did with Jose.

1308
01:02:45,080 --> 01:02:48,920
Speaker 9: You got barbecue back there and you didn't invite me.

1309
01:02:51,120 --> 01:02:53,240
Speaker 9: Sixy You got four correct today.

1310
01:02:53,640 --> 01:02:54,640
Speaker 1: That's really good.

1311
01:02:55,040 --> 01:02:57,200
Speaker 3: You did you really well on your first try.

1312
01:02:58,320 --> 01:03:00,080
Speaker 1: Nice and Brook.

1313
01:03:00,560 --> 01:03:02,960
Speaker 9: Also folly out time.

1314
01:03:03,760 --> 01:03:06,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, ixy, it was a really great effort. But a

1315
01:03:06,360 --> 01:03:08,360
Speaker 5: tie goes to a house on these Let's go over

1316
01:03:08,440 --> 01:03:11,919
Speaker 5: the answers for everybody. Blake Lively celebrates a birthday today.

1317
01:03:11,960 --> 01:03:15,000
Speaker 5: She rose to famous Serena Vender Woodson on the show

1318
01:03:15,160 --> 01:03:19,200
Speaker 5: Gossip Girl. Small estate by land area is Rhode Island

1319
01:03:19,360 --> 01:03:22,840
Speaker 5: one thousand and thirty four square miles. Vermont is quite

1320
01:03:22,840 --> 01:03:26,320
Speaker 5: a bit bigger at nine six hundred and sixteen square miles.

1321
01:03:27,080 --> 01:03:29,440
Speaker 5: The popular language learning app with a green owl or

1322
01:03:29,520 --> 01:03:31,120
Speaker 5: minding you to practice is Duo Lingo.

1323
01:03:31,400 --> 01:03:33,440
Speaker 3: That thing is nagging me constantly.

1324
01:03:33,680 --> 01:03:35,840
Speaker 5: Counting for over fifty percent of the world supply. The

1325
01:03:35,920 --> 01:03:40,240
Speaker 5: most mangoes are grown in India, actually twenty six million

1326
01:03:40,440 --> 01:03:42,080
Speaker 5: tons of mangoes every year.

1327
01:03:42,840 --> 01:03:44,440
Speaker 6: Whether it's just perfect in the jungle.

1328
01:03:44,560 --> 01:03:46,840
Speaker 1: We probably just get most stars from Mexico because it's close.

1329
01:03:46,880 --> 01:03:49,240
Speaker 6: Because that's a good point. We're lazy like that.

1330
01:03:49,640 --> 01:03:52,680
Speaker 5: And Taylor Swift's worldwide tour in twenty twenty four was

1331
01:03:52,840 --> 01:03:56,480
Speaker 5: the Era's tour. Yeah, so I'm sorry, Ixy, it wasn't

1332
01:03:56,560 --> 01:03:58,920
Speaker 5: quite enough to beat Brooke today. But just for playing,

1333
01:03:59,280 --> 01:04:01,760
Speaker 5: we are giving you two tickets to see Lil Wayne

1334
01:04:01,920 --> 01:04:05,200
Speaker 5: perform at Climate Plage Arena on Wednesday, September third.

1335
01:04:06,360 --> 01:04:09,440
Speaker 1: Nice, I'll take those well, Ixy. We hope to run

1336
01:04:09,480 --> 01:04:11,600
Speaker 1: into you sometime and get one of those margarita's, the

1337
01:04:11,640 --> 01:04:12,880
Speaker 1: famous Ixy margarita.

1338
01:04:14,480 --> 01:04:17,200
Speaker 11: Yes, anytime, it's just all tequila.

1339
01:04:17,400 --> 01:04:22,440
Speaker 9: Yeah, let's go.

1340
01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:25,160
Speaker 6: There we go. That's good enough to end on Xy.

1341
01:04:25,280 --> 01:04:26,720
Speaker 5: Come back and play against sou and we're gonna do

1342
01:04:26,760 --> 01:04:30,000
Speaker 5: wind Brooks Buck the same time tomorrow Brook and Jeffrey

1343
01:04:30,040 --> 01:04:30,600
Speaker 5: in the morning.