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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret. It's time for your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: Remember text in four one oh six one. If you

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Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret, you can tell us anything, literally,

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Speaker 1: whatever you want. Nobody will know who you are because

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Speaker 1: we don't even ask what your name is. You're free

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Speaker 1: to say anything because you're anonymous. So, um, I'll say

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Speaker 1: a word, Alex'll say a word English, Oven, You'll say

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Speaker 1: a word, and then that'll be the name of the

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Speaker 1: caller on the phone. That's your fake anonymous. I think

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Speaker 1: this would be easy, but I actually really struggle, really

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Speaker 1: think of a world. What we just did? A sound word? Sure, okay,

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Speaker 1: okay O me so oh MEO is on the phone?

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Speaker 1: What's up? I'm not doing that again. How are you open?

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Speaker 1: I'm fine making lots of noises over here. Um good.

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Speaker 1: So my dirty secret. Um, I went out on a date.

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Speaker 1: It was a second date. Um, if we went out

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Speaker 1: on a second date, it was you know, totally having

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Speaker 1: a great time. And then we went back to his

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Speaker 1: place and I ended up staying good night, and then

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Speaker 1: where everything that was awesome. Everything is a So what's

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Speaker 1: your secret? Though? Yeah, well everything was almost awesome. Um,

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Speaker 1: it's so gross, but I I I have horrible, horrible,

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Speaker 1: horrible athletes foot Oh okay, yeah, I'm yeah, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: say like horrible intentions. Well I guess maybe that kind

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Speaker 1: of makes my athletes but like maybe not sound bad,

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Speaker 1: but I probably to you it's it's awful. It's really

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Speaker 1: really really really bad. And I don't, like almost never

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Speaker 1: take my socks off. But um, the other night, I

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Speaker 1: just I figured, hey, it's dark, Um, it's you know,

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Speaker 1: it's late. I want to be comfy. So I took

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Speaker 1: off my socks and I figured I would just see

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Speaker 1: held me that before him and make sure everything was okay.

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Speaker 1: And there's more. Yeah, it was still dark, it was

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Speaker 1: still dark. Yeah. Um. We finished up and then you know,

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Speaker 1: snuggled and you know, fell asleep, and then early in

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Speaker 1: the morning, I luckily I did wake up before him,

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Speaker 1: and I just happened to like look around at the

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Speaker 1: sheets and they were just covered covered in like all

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Speaker 1: of my skin. It had muffed off fee and it

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Speaker 1: just it just looks like grated cheese. And oh, do

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Speaker 1: you do anything for it? Or you just let that

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Speaker 1: run wild? Yeah? No, I try. But I mean I've

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Speaker 1: been through like two different kind of like creams from

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Speaker 1: a dermatologist and it just keeps coming back and I'm said, nothing,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Yeah that sucks. I mean there's got to

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Speaker 1: be you know, a pain in the foot to deal

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Speaker 1: with by Yeah, chalk one up for me today. That

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Speaker 1: was good. But I've had athletes foot before, not like that,

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Speaker 1: but I get it. It's just a fungus so like

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Speaker 1: and like sharing like showers that you don't wear like

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Speaker 1: flip flops in right, like the psoriasis of the foot. Okay,

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Speaker 1: thank you, because that's exactly how it. Like just just

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Speaker 1: oh my gosh, the skin just keeps coming off and

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Speaker 1: coming off and it's just flaking. It's just grossing. It

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Speaker 1: gets everywhere all right, which is exactly what happened in

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Speaker 1: the bed. So thank god I woke up before he did,

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Speaker 1: because I did. I woke up and looked around. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: oh my gosh, this my like skin is everywhere, and

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Speaker 1: so I hopped out of bed and I'm like trying

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Speaker 1: to clean it all off, and like cloud, like white cloud.

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Speaker 1: Did he eventually see it or see what you're doing?

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Speaker 1: Like what are you doing? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, Well I

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Speaker 1: was trying to be all like discreet and like quiet

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Speaker 1: and nuts like moved too much, even though like desperately

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Speaker 1: trying to get the stuff up, and of course you

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Speaker 1: woke up. He was like, hey, what's going on? And

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to be all cool like, oh nothing, I

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Speaker 1: just uh, I just I really love like parmesan. And

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Speaker 1: so you told him it was cheese or is that

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Speaker 1: you're joking there? No, I seriously told him it was.

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Speaker 1: She is like, I like, you know, I just have

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Speaker 1: this little addiction to cheese, and I just loved it

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Speaker 1: like snack. I think it's actually probably less weird if

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Speaker 1: you said, hey, I have really bad athletes foot. Then

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Speaker 1: I woke up and I had to have some parmesan cheers. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you love it too, mortified. So that's all I could

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Speaker 1: think of, And so I was like, yeah, he was

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Speaker 1: eating cheese. I'm sorry, it's like I got the crumbs. Well,

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Speaker 1: thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. Well,

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Speaker 1: I know, let's just put it is, I got athletes' foot,

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Speaker 1: it's not parmesan. Sorry, gets some ointment and thank you. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what's your dirty little secret