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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season three, twenty five,

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Speaker 1: Episode four of der Daily's I Guys Say production of iHeartRadio.

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Speaker 1: This is a podcast where we take a deep dive

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Speaker 1: into America's shared consciousness. And it is Thursday, February fifteenth,

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty four.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, big Day. It's traditional National Wisconsin Day. It's

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Speaker 2: also National gum drop Day. And it's also this is

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Speaker 2: a very weird Singles Awareness Day.

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Speaker 1: I refuse to be aware of singles.

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Speaker 2: It's a wild like the whole thing's about like single people.

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Speaker 2: Let me just read this thing that it says. There

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Speaker 2: are several benefits of being unattached. Singles can come and

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Speaker 2: go as they please with no regard to a partner, schedules, wants,

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Speaker 2: or needs, career opportunity. A single doesn't need a consult

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Speaker 2: a spouse before accepting an offer. It's also easier for

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Speaker 2: a single to keep up healthy habits. There isn't anyone

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Speaker 2: to sabotage their efforts to work out and eat healthily.

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Speaker 1: It's a very interesting take. I do remember, and this

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Speaker 1: might have been bullshit, Like there's a lot of data

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Speaker 1: from that. Remember that there was that website for people

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Speaker 1: who wanted to cheat on their spouse. And they came

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Speaker 1: out with data and they were like, our most popular

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Speaker 1: day is the day after Valentine's Day because people are

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Speaker 1: disappointed by whatever they didn't get. Yeah. Yeah, empower yourself

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Speaker 1: the power there you go, be aware of your potential

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Speaker 1: to be a single crap.

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Speaker 3: February thirteen is National side piece Day.

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Speaker 1: To take care of them real quick.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, side piece awareness. We're raising awareness around the side.

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Speaker 3: I mean I've accidentally been a side piece and once

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Speaker 3: I found out, please know that that man had a

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Speaker 3: bad day.

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 2: Did you find out in one of those ways where

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Speaker 2: like the you know, the fantastic way where someone rolls

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Speaker 2: up like in the middle of somethings.

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Speaker 1: Do you get a text? Do you get a d M?

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Speaker 1: How did you or how did you put it together?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Okay okay?

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Speaker 3: And I was like, first of all, I said, you

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Speaker 3: met at the wrong person, right, he's like and as

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Speaker 3: a woman's stocker, as a woman, woman a woman, bullshit,

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Speaker 3: we need to cut this the fuck out. Bitch. I

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Speaker 3: don't know you.

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Speaker 1: Oh you nothing right, you don't know it all right?

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Speaker 4: Woman a woman.

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Speaker 3: No, there's no loyalty here. I'm not in a relationship here.

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Speaker 3: If I had known he was in a relationship, I

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Speaker 3: would not have talked to him.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, right now.

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Speaker 3: Other times I dealt with men who were in relationships, Yes,

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Speaker 3: and I made that and I made the decision on

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Speaker 3: my own. But the time there are also times that

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Speaker 3: I did not do it. And most of the men

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Speaker 3: I've dealt with in my life have not been in relationships.

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Speaker 3: And the times that I was not trying to be

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Speaker 3: a side piece is when some girl called me upset.

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Speaker 3: Sometimes I'll be crying on the phone.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, whoa, whoa. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm not I don't know.

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Speaker 3: You also break up with this dude for my benefit

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Speaker 3: for yours? Yeah, Like, oh you want me to break

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Speaker 3: up from girl. Listen, he already cheated on you with me.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to talk to him because I know

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Speaker 3: he'll cheat on me with someone else. The thing is like,

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Speaker 3: because people are talking about like Alicia Keys the halftime show,

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Speaker 3: and it's just like, oh, her voice is a comeback.

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Speaker 3: So she saw that woman's husband. Let me tell you something.

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Speaker 1: Of it all.

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Speaker 3: Here's the thing, the whole thing of like she stole

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Speaker 3: that woman's husband. What that does is it takes all

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Speaker 3: of the responsibility away from the man he is married

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Speaker 3: to somebody she is not. If he doesn't tell her, fine,

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Speaker 3: even if he does tell If I okay, he tells her,

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Speaker 3: she's like, fine, I don't have a problem with that.

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Speaker 3: You can't make a man stay, don't want to leave.

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Speaker 3: You can't make a man le don't.

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Speaker 4: Want to stay.

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Speaker 3: It's a known fact. So she did not steal Swiss

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Speaker 3: beats from nobody. Swiss beats left his wife.

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Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, that's the that's this, that's the accurate description.

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Speaker 3: That's the action. If someone steps out in there marriage,

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Speaker 3: just because they stepped out in their marriage another person

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Speaker 3: and I pop up and go, hey, look at these ankles.

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Speaker 1: Come on the ankles is what got him the wrist.

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Speaker 3: That's why it cover them, the ankle on the wrist.

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Speaker 3: The shoulders. Believe in high school's like why are shoulders covers?

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Speaker 3: He gives a ship and then I have heard men

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Speaker 3: talk about shoulders and I was like, oh, I didn't know. Yea,

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Speaker 3: but yeah, that whole concept is drupid. Yeah, but hi,

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Speaker 3: I'm here.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. We we do have to introduce everyone, all three

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Speaker 1: of us, because our listeners have no idea who's talking

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Speaker 1: right now. My name is Jack O'Brien aka, and I

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Speaker 1: don't ever want to take my Baja Blast with cream

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Speaker 1: make it a sold base. Oh just please miss me.

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Speaker 1: That is courteous. See ye seek your full on the

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Speaker 1: Discord twelve twenty nine. Shout out to you. Shout out

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Speaker 1: to Tago Belt trying to drop a Baja Blast ice

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Speaker 1: cream that is cream based. It's not a sowrebet. It's

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Speaker 1: a cream based Baja Blast. Baha Blast is not one

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Speaker 1: of the beverages that I can conceive of being good

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Speaker 1: in a creamy state. Nah, miles, we did not get

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Speaker 1: your opinion on that, But it's okay, that's better. You

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Speaker 1: don't man, you know, I'm just trying to It's like gatoring,

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Speaker 1: Like it's like trying to be like, do you like

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Speaker 1: your gator ride with cream? Like? No?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: What this is refreshing me with that? How blast is

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Speaker 1: like Blast gives me the feeling of like going down

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Speaker 1: a water slide, like it's refreshment. I don't. I don't

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Speaker 1: want to cream milk in that process.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like, well, have you ever had a frosted

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Speaker 3: lemonade from Chick fil A?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: I've always had a sweet tea when I'm there.

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Speaker 3: So a frosted lemonade from Chick fil A is basically

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Speaker 3: a lemonade with soft served ice cream in.

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Speaker 4: It, And how is delicious?

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Speaker 3: Really?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Well then I can I mean I can see that's

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Speaker 2: like a cream sickle type thing, except with like.

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Speaker 3: Because I enjoy a Baja blast. So this is all

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Speaker 3: you have to do, is you truly take a Baja

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Speaker 3: blast and you could do the ice cream the carbonation out, reduce.

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Speaker 4: It to a syrup. You flavor your ice cream.

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Speaker 3: I think the problem you have is carbonation.

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Speaker 1: It might be a carbonator. I mean, I like a

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Speaker 1: coke float, a root beer float, like, so all of this.

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Speaker 3: So all of this is I've had a coke float float,

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Speaker 3: a cheer wind float, cheer Wine's amazing.

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Speaker 3: All they have to do instead of making this an

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Speaker 3: ice cream, make this a float situation. I'm gonna sprite float.

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Speaker 3: It's very nice.

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Speaker 1: Yeahah, ginger all float too. I love float.

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Speaker 3: If they do a float as opposed to a true

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Speaker 3: true ice cream, you're fine.

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Speaker 1: For some reason, my brain and I acknowledge I'm wrong here,

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Speaker 1: but my brain has trouble crossing the barrier into float.

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Speaker 1: If it's not a brown liquid for some reason, like

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Speaker 1: coke and root beer makes sense to me. I guess orange,

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Speaker 1: I would, I could fuck with orange because of cream.

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Speaker 1: Just try it, try.

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I just I need to get more comfortable ginger all

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Speaker 3: Yeah, least ginger seem Ineral's medicine. So I don't understand how.

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Speaker 1: I'm thrilled to be joined as always by my co host,

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Speaker 1: mister Miles grow. Oh yes, it's the heartbroken Miles Gray. AKA.

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Speaker 2: Now that a fleeing is over, you got time, time

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Speaker 2: your Mariado. Stop crying, stop crying, stop crying.

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Speaker 2: We gotta b shakes and frastball.

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Speaker 3: You're sorrow, stop crying, stop crying.

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Speaker 1: Stop crying.

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Speaker 2: And that's a reference to me getting dumped at Chipotle

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Speaker 2: and Oyckster. Thank you for taking my romantic l's and

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Speaker 2: putting them in song forms, Salvador Chollie appreciate it.

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Speaker 3: I don't think i've listened to this podcast in a while.

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Speaker 4: I don't know what the singing is.

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Speaker 1: It's been I mean, it's been almost four years. I

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Speaker 3: Must have been what happened gotten into your back? He's

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Speaker 3: really hit your comfort level, really just in your grunge.

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Speaker 3: Era is giving us nineties realness. I applau. Don't even

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Speaker 3: know what that word is. I don't yanling is. I

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Speaker 2: That's like when it's like it's like pearl jam, like

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Speaker 3: The nickelback situation. Yea real mad TV making fun of them, going,

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Speaker 3: you sound like me?

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Speaker 4: I get it.

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Speaker 1: Well, Miles. We are thrilled, blessed to be joined in

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Speaker 1: our third seat by a hilarious comedian, actress, correspondent for

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Speaker 1: The Daily Show, and now author. You've seen her on

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Speaker 1: The Great American Joke Off, heard her voice on Wait Wait,

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Speaker 1: Don't Tell Me, and as Honeybee in the Fox animated

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Speaker 1: Sickcome the Great North, and now you can read her

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Speaker 1: words in her new book, Hello Friends, Stories of Dating,

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Speaker 1: Destiny and Day Jobs. She's currently on tour with the book.

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Speaker 1: Might be coming to a stand up comedy theater near you.

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Speaker 1: Please welcome back to the show.

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Speaker 3: Say we did it. We are from here.

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Speaker 1: You are here how is it? How's how's book tour life?

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Speaker 3: It's simultaneous with the stand up So does.

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Speaker 1: That make it like more? Did it make it easier?

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Speaker 3: Or how like like I'll have like press during the

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Speaker 3: I get a book signing and all into Virginia last Saturday.

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Speaker 3: So it's really just it's just doing all it's doing

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Speaker 1: Oh how much long are you doing it for?

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Speaker 3: Probably in the March. I mean I have stand up

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Speaker 3: dates going into you know, all year. But the crazy

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Speaker 3: So anybody that could tell a joke in any form

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Speaker 3: My mother's making me keep a TV box from one

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Speaker 2: Yeah that box rent.

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Speaker 3: Right, the box is seventy four inches. No, no, no, you

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Speaker 2: She's like, you're not messing with my box right right face.

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Speaker 1: Out there, but I have to smuggle it out in

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Speaker 3: it's Travis Kelsey, So she doesn't get the push, she

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Speaker 3: doesn't get the benefit of them winning. But she would

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Speaker 3: have caught all the heat if they.

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Speaker 4: Lost, right, And that's not fair.

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Speaker 3: I'm not a fan of little girl, but that's just ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you don't need that kind of missage Andy

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Speaker 1: flying that way.

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Speaker 3: Right, So it was just like she was going to

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Speaker 3: catch pure hell. Also, even if she's even if she

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Speaker 3: told everybody to vote for a specific candidate, that's not illegal.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, right, obviously, the only the thing.

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Speaker 3: That's going to swing the election is the policies Republican Party.

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Speaker 3: But the problem is is that nobody wants to in

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Speaker 3: the same way. So when Hilary Clinton was running against Trump,

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Speaker 3: I saw something on Instagram and it said, all right,

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Speaker 3: let me go get up and vote for this girl.

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Speaker 3: And I was like, that is perfect, that is exactly

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Speaker 3: how I felt. Let me get up and vote for

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Speaker 3: this girl. I'm I decided to vote for Biden. But

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Speaker 3: they know that Kamala Harris has no chance, right none.

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Speaker 3: So it's like, Okay, you have to run Biden against

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Speaker 3: Trump because Kamala Harris has absolutely no chance. But it's

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Speaker 3: they're the oldest candidates in the history of the world. Ye,

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Speaker 3: like in the history of America.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, for sure.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, the oldest.

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Speaker 3: Candidates in the history of America. And John said, like

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Speaker 3: on the show on Monday, he was like, the last

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Speaker 3: time there were people this old was them four years.

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Speaker 1: Four years ago. They broke the first time.

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Speaker 3: So I was like, I was like, damn, that's why.

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Speaker 3: But no, Taylor's swift anchor. I mean, all she did

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Speaker 3: was just increase the sales of pony beads and letter

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Speaker 3: beads and that elastic.

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Speaker 1: Bead industry is booming, and that is helping by economy.

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Speaker 3: Exactly, so shout out to Also, what I don't understand

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Speaker 3: is like we've given Taylor's swiftfall this credit for boosting

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Speaker 3: the economy when her and Beyonce had toured.

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Speaker 4: Simultaneously right right right, and.

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Speaker 3: People were breaking their neck literally not paying rent to

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Speaker 3: go see both of them. So I'm just like, it's

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Speaker 3: not only that she's gonna No, she's not gonna sway

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Speaker 3: an election with the problem is that people are so

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Speaker 3: disengaged that not enough people are going to vote and when,

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Speaker 3: and what the Republican Party is very good at is

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Speaker 3: getting their constituents out to vote. Democrats aren't paying enough attention. Also,

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Speaker 3: they don't have enough money. The Republican Party sits on

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Speaker 3: two hundred million dollars, the Democratic Party sits on twenty

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Speaker 3: million dollars.

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Speaker 2: The way Laura Trump was talking to She's like, if

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Speaker 2: I am at the RNC, like, put me there. I'm

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Speaker 2: putting every said quote, every single penny of RNC funds

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Speaker 2: will be go to his election. It's like, you mean

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Speaker 2: in legal fees. I think that's what we really talking here,

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Speaker 2: because that's how so much of his pack money just

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Speaker 2: went to his legal fees will, which.

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Speaker 3: Is listen, this is why when white people have the

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Speaker 3: nerve to look at black people or people of color

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Speaker 3: and go, well, how do we You can't ask us

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Speaker 3: how to do anything. Y'all know exactly how this works.

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Speaker 3: I'm I'm very exhausted by the white person who doesn't

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Speaker 3: understand how America works, or the man who doesn't understand

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Speaker 3: while women are still going through stop it. Quit playing

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Speaker 3: in my face. If you're playing with me, at least

501
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Speaker 3: that they'd be a board and dice out. Stop playing

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Speaker 3: with me. There's no video game console on right now,

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Speaker 3: sitting in the living room meeting nachos, So stop playing

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Speaker 3: with me, you understand.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, So I'm just like one.

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Speaker 3: America is not about freedom. America's about money. The day

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Speaker 3: that everybody can acknowledge that America is a business. It

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Speaker 3: started as colonialism and conalization was a business. The colonies

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Speaker 3: were a business. So ASCW people was like, you know what,

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Speaker 3: they've been not being real nice to us in England,

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Speaker 3: we might want to go somewhere else. That was a

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Speaker 3: couple of folks on a couple of boats. The rest

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Speaker 3: of these bastards, the entire Western hemisphere was.

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Speaker 1: A business right.

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Speaker 3: That the British and the Spanish took over because the

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Speaker 3: fact that Americans do not acknowledge that most of the

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Speaker 3: countries below US speak Spanish.

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Speaker 2: Isn't the sane or even know what country. Most people

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Speaker 2: don't even know what North America is.

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Speaker 3: It was like, you know Mexico's and Central America.

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Speaker 1: No, it's not.

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Speaker 3: You never heard of NATO, That's what you just told me.

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Speaker 3: So it's America is a business. Stop looking for freedom

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Speaker 3: and start paying attention of the money. All of this

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Speaker 3: has always been about money. America does not care about

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Speaker 3: your freedom. All of the freedom shit is they smoke

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Speaker 3: screen is a lie. That's why the reason that you

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Speaker 3: were able to get the Civil Rights Act to pass

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Speaker 3: is one Kennedy was assassinated two. Montgomery bus boycott took

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Speaker 3: eighteen months. It wasn't a couple of days that they

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Speaker 3: wasn't on the bus. Was eighteen months and black women

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Speaker 3: organize cabs and cars to get everybody to work. And

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Speaker 3: what it did was it almost bankrupted the city of Montgomery, Alabama.

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Speaker 3: That's why desegregation happened because of boycotting of businesses. It

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Speaker 3: wasn't because the white people was like, we should probably

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Speaker 3: get these negroes from rights. No, it's realized how we

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Speaker 3: impacted an entire city's economy, in multiple cities economies during

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Speaker 3: the Civil rights movement, and they were like, Yo, these

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Speaker 3: negroes messing up our business. Give them some rights or

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Speaker 3: they're going to destroy us, right with just the money

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Speaker 3: of it. No one felt No, It's like, so a

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Speaker 3: white man looked at another white man and said, let's

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Speaker 3: give these negroes rights. Right, had nothing to do. They

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Speaker 3: weren't treated better. Right, you cannot just get the bland

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Speaker 3: food you was fighting to eat. So I'm very confused

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Speaker 3: about what we think is happening right now, and I

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Speaker 3: don't know why we're not acting like that.

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Speaker 4: This is what it is.

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Speaker 3: So, yeah, the Republican Party wants to take all this

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Speaker 3: money to back Trump. All they're going to do is

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Speaker 3: bankrupt themselves because all they want to do. Trump is

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00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:33,160
Speaker 3: just revenge for Obama. That's all he is. Because that's

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Speaker 3: why people foam at the mouth and anger and act

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Speaker 3: with Trump in the way that they act.

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Speaker 4: It is because he says.

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Speaker 3: What needs to be said. We're going to drain the

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Speaker 3: swamp and get those fat Cats. I'm like, why are

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Speaker 3: so many cats in a swamp?

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Speaker 1: You sound crazy? Cats?

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Speaker 3: They listen, what is this? I remember swat Cats was

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Speaker 3: an interesting cartoon. Some cats didn't exist. They don't do that.

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Speaker 1: Samurai Eat the Cats another one, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 3: The nineties was a great time for pizza.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, truly, that teenage mutant Ninja turtle pizza that was

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Speaker 1: just like the the cheese on the top was like

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Speaker 1: one solid liquid, like non Newtonian substance that just like

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Speaker 1: kind of stretched, it just fell off the dough.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, it's really how they made kids read books,

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Speaker 3: is what happened. Yeah, A pizza, a personal pan pizza, right,

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Speaker 3: just truly, just the open faced girl cheese.

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Speaker 1: Sandwich with a little bit of tomato sauce with a little.

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Speaker 3: Bit of tomato sauce is really how they got kids

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Speaker 3: to read in the nineties.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, came through. What is something you think is underrated?

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Speaker 3: Voting in local elections and knowing who your congressman is.

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Speaker 3: That is underrated, Yeah, because people don't know who they're people.

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Speaker 3: It's like, I remember when Obama got elected, all these

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Speaker 3: white people were like, well, Obama's going to pass all

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Speaker 3: these laws for black people, and it's like, that's literally

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Speaker 3: not what the president does. Or I had a coworker's like, well,

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Speaker 3: what's Obama doing for black people? Just being the president?

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 3: But he's not just he's a whole country's president. So

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Speaker 3: it's just like it's I don't know what Schoolhouse Rock

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Speaker 3: we all need to watch or how we all forgot,

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Speaker 3: But it's just like, the reason that you could overturn

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Speaker 3: ro V Wade is because of a president who got

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Speaker 3: elected in all of this other It's just like, but

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00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:26,760
Speaker 3: it was a long going plan, right, So what I

590
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Speaker 3: truly need the Democratic Party to do is crime, crime,

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Speaker 3: do crime, because here's the thing. The Republican Party represents

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Speaker 3: a small represents a very specific group of people that

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Speaker 3: has a lot of money or doesn't have a lot

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Speaker 3: of money, but they know who they are and what

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Speaker 3: they want. The Democratic Party has to cover everybody else, right, right,

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Speaker 3: And so the Republicans openly do crime. Weill still and

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Speaker 3: look you in the face and go do something about

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Speaker 3: it because you have the audacity of white men. There

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Speaker 3: are enough white people running the Democratic Party to also

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Speaker 3: have the audacity of white men. If you're a white

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Speaker 3: man who is front facing in this party do crime.

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Speaker 3: You are not helping it's time. You're not helping me

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Speaker 3: by not doing crime.

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Speaker 4: You're not just the time to do crime. They're trying to.

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Speaker 3: Still, he literally planned treason and those people left right,

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Speaker 3: if there would have been people of color, they'd all

607
00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:35,000
Speaker 3: be dead in the track of the Capitol dead right.

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Speaker 3: You've already seen how far I could actually go. Ye,

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Speaker 3: And so it's like, well, I'm not gonna I'm not

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Speaker 3: gonna vote because I don't want to, you know, Biden

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Speaker 3: this and Biden that. I was like, this man, people

612
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:52,800
Speaker 3: committed treason for this man. Yeah, and you're gonna go, well, well,

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Speaker 3: I think Biden's old. Then Kamala Harris becomes president if

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Speaker 3: he meets Jesus. But you already have seen what will do,

615
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Speaker 3: what his what his followers, not constituent, his followers will do.

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Speaker 3: So what's underrated is not is Democrats, Democrats, anyone who's

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Speaker 3: not a Republican not participating in the elections for their

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Speaker 3: local and federal congress people. Because if you want to

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Speaker 3: know why this is why your neighborhood's getting redlined, it's

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Speaker 3: because you didn't go vote.

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Speaker 1: Right, It's because city council people, or it's a.

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Speaker 3: City council people. It's because why these books taken being

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Speaker 3: taken out of school councils. Like, It's like the school

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Speaker 3: board is a voted thing, a sheriff is a voted thing.

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Speaker 3: There's so many things you vote for, and people are

626
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Speaker 3: that they're blinded by the fact that, like they the

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Speaker 3: president is the least important person you need to be

628
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Speaker 3: worried about. You need to be learned about who is

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Speaker 3: your congressman, who is running your school board, That's what

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Speaker 3: you need to be worried about. I don't know what

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Speaker 3: the Hella Alderman does, but I'm sure it's important. How

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Speaker 3: about a controller? Is you got to It's like people

633
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:03,680
Speaker 3: like voting is not important. I said, if it wasn't important,

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Speaker 3: it wouldn't work so hard for me can get people

635
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Speaker 3: to not do it. No one tries to stop you

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Speaker 3: from doing something. Ain't nobody on here trying to stop

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Speaker 3: people from roller.

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Speaker 2: Skating, right except for like old people who are like

639
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Speaker 2: it's dangerous because it is dangerous.

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Speaker 1: Right? Yeah, well I think yeah with the voting thing too.

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Speaker 2: I think a lot of people put some like culturally,

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Speaker 2: we put so much emphasis on the presidential race, when

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Speaker 2: it's like, that's not the thing that changes everything.

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Speaker 3: That's like, no, he literally he doesn't write laws, he

645
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Speaker 3: doesn't pass laws.

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Speaker 1: All he can do is veto and law, yeah.

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Speaker 3: And give people pardons. That's the main Like his power,

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Speaker 3: the scope of the power of the president doesn't affect

649
00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:47,360
Speaker 3: people's lives on a regular basis. But your congressional representative

650
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:52,760
Speaker 3: on the state and federal level, that impacts you directly.

651
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Speaker 3: And they're staying there sitting in an office going like, oh, well,

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Speaker 3: I represent the people, but you don't represent me, right,

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Speaker 3: and I don't like who you are, so you can't

654
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Speaker 3: be in the seat anymore. But now people are convinced.

655
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Speaker 3: But all the voting is rigged. Da da da da

656
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Speaker 3: da da da. There is a there's the electoral college,

657
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:14,760
Speaker 3: but not every vote has an electoral college. They set

658
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Speaker 3: that up for the president, and that's why people think

659
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:20,040
Speaker 3: it's so important. Right, But if you're voting for a congressman,

660
00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:23,000
Speaker 3: that's a direct democracy. You vote for that person directly,

661
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:24,360
Speaker 3: that's pure popular vote.

662
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Speaker 1: Right, what do you think?

663
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Speaker 4: I mean?

664
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Speaker 2: I'm curious because you know you just referenced John Stewart

665
00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:30,240
Speaker 2: coming back to the Daily Show and like a bunch

666
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Speaker 2: of liberals fucking lost it over like and I'm like,

667
00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:36,720
Speaker 2: come the fuck on. Like when people they say like,

668
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:39,720
Speaker 2: don't fuck mention anything bad about Joe Biden, are you

669
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Speaker 2: trying to make Trump whin?

670
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:41,840
Speaker 1: It's like, excuse you?

671
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:45,000
Speaker 2: Like Keith Olberman was like, this is both sides, and like, yeah,

672
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:46,520
Speaker 2: because both sides are old as shit.

673
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Speaker 1: So I don't like what are we saying here?

674
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Speaker 3: Well, Also the show has always talked about.

675
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, no truly, but it's interesting to see like

676
00:32:57,320 --> 00:33:01,200
Speaker 2: the the franticness because I get it the thread of

677
00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:03,560
Speaker 2: another Trump administis that's not lost on me, Like how

678
00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:06,520
Speaker 2: dangerous that is. And if you're trying to do things

679
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Speaker 2: differently and you're saying like I want to choose the

680
00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:12,120
Speaker 2: landscape in which I'm trying to do activism or whatever,

681
00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:14,479
Speaker 2: it's like you're it's going to be more friendly if

682
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:16,880
Speaker 2: Biden is president than if Donald Trump is president. That's

683
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:19,640
Speaker 2: just that's just true. But I think like this idea

684
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Speaker 2: that we can't expect or say out loud that we

685
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:26,080
Speaker 2: want better or there can be better, and treating that

686
00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:28,320
Speaker 2: as like a hostile act of violence, I think it's

687
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Speaker 2: just so it's so counterproductive and it like it, and

688
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:33,680
Speaker 2: it ends up putting off like a lot of younger

689
00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:36,440
Speaker 2: voters too, who like you need for campaigns. So it's

690
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:38,680
Speaker 2: just a very I know, we're in a very odd

691
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Speaker 2: situation in terms of like time.

692
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Speaker 3: I remember when the Key Party came out and the

693
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:45,280
Speaker 3: whole Republican Party split and it was just like, Okay,

694
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:48,920
Speaker 3: these ones are crazy, right and these ones are less crazy.

695
00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:50,760
Speaker 3: So it was just like the Republican Party has been

696
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Speaker 3: through a lot, right, in the past twenty something, in

697
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:59,560
Speaker 3: the past twenty twenty five years. Yeah, so but everything

698
00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:03,080
Speaker 3: has been come It was interesting because the Internet was

699
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:05,160
Speaker 3: supposed to give us more information and what all it

700
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:09,279
Speaker 3: does is just it's giving information to support people's side.

701
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Speaker 3: But at the end of the day, it's you can't

702
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Speaker 3: say that you're a Christian country and then not do

703
00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:21,600
Speaker 3: things that help people. You can't say you're a Christian

704
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:25,799
Speaker 3: country and then want to deny people health care. Or

705
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:28,960
Speaker 3: it's like, well, you know, you can't say that you

706
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:33,520
Speaker 3: don't believe in socialism but then have public schools, police

707
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Speaker 3: a post office.

708
00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:37,440
Speaker 1: Right, and corporate welfare.

709
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Speaker 3: In corporate welfare is just like you'll bail And so

710
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:42,600
Speaker 3: it's like literally the post office. But also remember wh

711
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Speaker 3: Trump tried to get rid of the post office.

712
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that was good poste when he put his guy

713
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Speaker 1: in there, and.

714
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Speaker 3: Well what was nuts. It's like he tried to shut

715
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Speaker 3: down the post office and some little body literally said

716
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Speaker 3: to him, hey, we have a lot of rule voters

717
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Speaker 3: who are Republican and if we get rid of the

718
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Speaker 3: post office, we won't have those votes. And he left

719
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Speaker 3: the post office alone. Nobody was going for the post office. Yeah,

720
00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:08,160
Speaker 3: and he was like, the're this and he was like

721
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:11,959
Speaker 3: and then he just stopped coming for the post office, right, yeah,

722
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:15,879
Speaker 3: because somebody was like, hey, quick, just just a quick thing.

723
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:20,279
Speaker 1: Listen to me, just saying right that.

724
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Speaker 3: Those votes that you're trying not to camp also from us.

725
00:35:24,239 --> 00:35:27,440
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, well shit, y'all should have told me.

726
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Speaker 3: Okay, cool, cool cool cool, Yeah.

727
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Speaker 2: All right, we I already forgot I said that anyway,

728
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Speaker 2: So let's move on to the next thing.

729
00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:35,279
Speaker 1: I mean truly, yeah, yeah, I mean one of the

730
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Speaker 1: most hopeful things I've seen in politics in recent history

731
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Speaker 1: was you had mentioned compatroller, but the twenty twenty two

732
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:48,760
Speaker 1: election for Controller of Los Angeles, Kenneth Mahea, a thirty

733
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:51,560
Speaker 1: two year old accountant, who just like started putting up

734
00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:59,040
Speaker 1: billboards showing what the LAPD's budget actually looked like compared

735
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Speaker 1: to anything else in this city, compared to everything else

736
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Speaker 1: in the city. It was a bar graph. It was

737
00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:05,480
Speaker 1: it was wild, and everyone was like, oh my god,

738
00:36:05,719 --> 00:36:07,799
Speaker 1: this is the thing that everybody's freaking out and saying

739
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:11,239
Speaker 1: that is getting defunded. And he got elected, like against

740
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Speaker 1: you know what, what people were expecting to happen. He

741
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:17,440
Speaker 1: got elected just by basically, you know, in a very

742
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Speaker 1: smart way, explaining this is what I do as a controller.

743
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:25,319
Speaker 1: You probably don't know that, but here's what a controller does.

744
00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:29,160
Speaker 1: Here's something wild that you probably haven't noticed, but me

745
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:30,440
Speaker 1: as a controller noticed.

746
00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:32,799
Speaker 2: And he's like, yeah, you see that super long bar

747
00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:34,640
Speaker 2: that goes almost the length of the billboard. That's the

748
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:36,600
Speaker 2: police budget, the thing that are a third and a

749
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Speaker 2: half or things like social services, yeah, you know, programs

750
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Speaker 2: for affordable housing.

751
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Speaker 3: Man, the only thing, the only controller I know is

752
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Speaker 3: a dress.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

754
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Speaker 3: Really, it's really interesting. Also, Thisten, we just have to

755
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:51,759
Speaker 3: take a second to go like this year has been.

756
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:54,359
Speaker 3: I mean I literally saw a list like for those

757
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:58,759
Speaker 3: of you keeping score at home in twenty twenty four,

758
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:03,200
Speaker 3: let's get into it. I mean, this year has been

759
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:07,480
Speaker 3: absolutely outrageous, as in, first of all, for those of

760
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Speaker 3: you keep me square at home, Kat Williams, Club chasehe interview,

761
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Speaker 3: Megan versus Nikki, Yeah, jay Z telling the truth at

762
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Speaker 3: the Grammys.

763
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:24,760
Speaker 1: Mm hmmmm hmmm. Drake video leak, helicopter helicopter footage.

764
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Speaker 3: Helicopter footage, Monique's club chase interview. Yeah new, Jonathan Major's allegations.

765
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Speaker 1: Oh new Jonathan Major's allegations. Yeah, oh shit, yeah okay.

766
00:37:37,719 --> 00:37:41,640
Speaker 3: So, and then Beyonce coming out with a Beyonce dropping,

767
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:51,880
Speaker 3: Beyonce teasing a country album during Usher's concert, like it's

768
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Speaker 3: Beyonce teasing album during Usher concert, and white people playing sports. Also,

769
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Speaker 3: I don't know if you notice, and I know I'm

770
00:38:00,719 --> 00:38:04,960
Speaker 3: probably getting a SOUF track, but I did notice that

771
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:08,719
Speaker 3: when so majority of football players on a football team

772
00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:13,960
Speaker 3: are black men, right, but when you but then when

773
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:18,239
Speaker 3: the Super Bowl is won, there was no black men

774
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Speaker 3: standing up there. And then when they finally got to

775
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:26,200
Speaker 3: a black man talked for maybe fifteen seconds. So and

776
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:29,919
Speaker 3: then Travis Kelsey, who if you needed any more proof

777
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:35,839
Speaker 3: that he only dated black women, I was like, why

778
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:41,040
Speaker 3: are letting him talk, because like, here's the thing that

779
00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:43,040
Speaker 3: people don't realize, because like I don't know where he's from,

780
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:44,520
Speaker 3: but he sounds like he's from the Midwest of the

781
00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:47,319
Speaker 3: South to me, because people don't realize at a certain

782
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:49,799
Speaker 3: point where you get ruel enough, white people and black

783
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:51,000
Speaker 3: people sound exactly.

784
00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:54,880
Speaker 2: The same, right, And that's like, Ohio, So that's.

785
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:56,239
Speaker 3: What he sounds like to me, Like this is very

786
00:38:56,320 --> 00:39:00,799
Speaker 3: like everybody talks the same because there's more as much

787
00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:02,920
Speaker 3: as there was a twang. It was also like I

788
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:05,200
Speaker 3: also thought Rick Flair was gonna come out at any

789
00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:10,000
Speaker 3: moment because he sounded like Dusty Roads. So he's just like,

790
00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:15,640
Speaker 3: is arn Anderson here? What is going on? Is Kelsey Gonna?

791
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:18,960
Speaker 3: Who's hitting him with the chair? Where is Kevin Nash?

792
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:22,360
Speaker 3: Like this is what he sounded like to me. So

793
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:25,839
Speaker 3: I was like, I've never thought that anyone think any

794
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:28,480
Speaker 3: relationship was a plant or a ploy or a plot,

795
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:32,359
Speaker 3: but his little relationship with Taylor Swift, I don't believe it.

796
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:35,160
Speaker 3: And so we was in Kansas City the other week

797
00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:37,719
Speaker 3: doing shows like the beginning of the month, and they

798
00:39:37,719 --> 00:39:41,399
Speaker 3: were like, oh, Travis and Taylor I bought a house,

799
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:42,920
Speaker 3: And I was just like First of all, why.

800
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Speaker 4: Do you know that?

801
00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:49,080
Speaker 3: Second time? I know that, but it's it's very interesting. Also,

802
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:51,279
Speaker 3: I do ignowledge. I like, he acknowledged the fact that

803
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:54,360
Speaker 3: he does wear a fade and it's not a haircut

804
00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:55,680
Speaker 3: he created.

805
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:57,920
Speaker 1: Right, And yeah, he had to clarify that because.

806
00:39:57,719 --> 00:39:59,520
Speaker 3: He was like, I think it's somebody told me. He said, literally,

807
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:01,800
Speaker 3: don't do that. See me during Black History he said, don't.

808
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Speaker 1: Throw me to the wolves.

809
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:04,759
Speaker 2: He said, don't throw me to the wolves and do

810
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:06,279
Speaker 2: that to me the being a Black History month, like

811
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Speaker 2: I came up with the fade.

812
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Speaker 1: No truly boom.

813
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:15,919
Speaker 3: Yeah, honestly, sir, Yeah, we'll give you that. We'll give

814
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Speaker 3: you that. But I'm seen in the egg so that

815
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Speaker 3: I'm stealing Tailor Swift. I'm just like, Also, I saw

816
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:28,399
Speaker 3: that body he got. That's a whole man body. That's

817
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Speaker 3: a whole man body, right, he gonna he must sleep

818
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Speaker 3: with Tailor Swift and in pieces like, I don't know,

819
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Speaker 3: that's a whole man that's a whole Midwestern.

820
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Midwest.

821
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Speaker 3: Has a California body. She ain't. That ain't Midwest boy,

822
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Speaker 3: she don't what is she?

823
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Speaker 1: Right? Right? Right? Yeah?

824
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Speaker 3: I looked up. I was like how is this even?

825
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Speaker 1: Yeah, diagrams available.

826
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Speaker 3: I mean listen, because he can't get you can't get misse.

827
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Speaker 3: Then she dies like she's gone. She's gone. If she

828
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Speaker 3: disappears like I can't.

829
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Speaker 1: He has great body control, you know, like as a

830
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Speaker 1: NFL player, like get cut down, drag it along the

831
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Speaker 1: you know. I feel that I feel like he'd be

832
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Speaker 1: able to pull things off.

833
00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:25,520
Speaker 3: Listen, listen. I'm gonna tell you right now, she ain't

834
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Speaker 3: got enough body to push back against that body if

835
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Speaker 3: he if this owners ain't up, she's gone. She's gone.

836
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Speaker 3: She's in the mattress. She's a car zone. She is

837
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Speaker 3: a cutout in his bed. She's a kool aid man.

838
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:38,400
Speaker 3: She don't have the body to push back against his body.

839
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:40,439
Speaker 3: If he lays completely on her, her breath is gone.

840
00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:42,879
Speaker 1: Right, they gotta get a reverse kool aid Man where

841
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Speaker 1: it's just a hole in the wall and him sitting

842
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:47,839
Speaker 1: there saying, oh no, yeah, she went yeah.

843
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:49,799
Speaker 3: She is mush like a looney tone.

844
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Speaker 1: There is no way.

845
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Speaker 3: There is actulutely no way. He's never been on top.

846
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Speaker 3: She died, and I have no ill will towards the

847
00:41:57,760 --> 00:41:59,480
Speaker 3: young lady. But when I saw him with the muscles

848
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Speaker 3: in a little bit, little pooch little, that's all. That's

849
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Speaker 3: a whole man, ma'am.

850
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Speaker 1: Two hundred and fifty pounds.

851
00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:09,839
Speaker 3: You don't know, and that's a lie.

852
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:11,080
Speaker 2: It's a whole.

853
00:42:11,239 --> 00:42:12,640
Speaker 3: No, they say that to be cute. That ain't two

854
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Speaker 3: fifty promise you? That promise you that I'm a hole

855
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Speaker 3: man when I see one?

856
00:42:17,719 --> 00:42:19,560
Speaker 2: No, what do you think that's two sixty to seventy?

857
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:20,320
Speaker 4: Listen?

858
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Speaker 3: I won't speculate, but I'm not mad at the packete.

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Speaker 3: You see what I'm saying. Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't

860
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Speaker 3: want him to talk to me. But right, but when

861
00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:31,440
Speaker 3: he opened his nof all I heard was lemon pepper wings.

862
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:34,920
Speaker 1: But you're talking about a man with one of the

863
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:39,120
Speaker 1: most popular podcasts in America. So he's he's our hero.

864
00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:41,759
Speaker 1: We miles and I just listened to him talk and

865
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Speaker 1: try and you know figure out I.

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Speaker 4: Will not it's a secret.

867
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Speaker 2: You know what's his secret.

868
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Speaker 3: It's not annunciation. I'll tell you that.

869
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Speaker 2: When he's saying Viva las Vegas, I was like, are

870
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Speaker 2: we okay?

871
00:42:56,000 --> 00:43:01,400
Speaker 3: Because man's an uncle? What are they talking about? They

872
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:03,600
Speaker 3: see a forty year old man when a twenty five

873
00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:05,600
Speaker 3: year old what are you talking about.

874
00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:09,279
Speaker 1: Right right, although they were both born in eighty nine,

875
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:13,279
Speaker 1: so but his energy, I feel you right, that's the

876
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:15,359
Speaker 1: name of that album, nineteen eighty nine.

877
00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:19,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

878
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's a birth year. Let's take a

879
00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:23,360
Speaker 1: quick break and we'll come back and finish off with

880
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:36,160
Speaker 1: a news story. We'll be right back, and we're back.

881
00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:38,480
Speaker 1: We're back, and we might as well stay in the

882
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:42,959
Speaker 1: great state of Ohio from whence Travis Kelsey came and

883
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:45,880
Speaker 1: you know, they're series about their football there. They have

884
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,759
Speaker 1: the Football Hall of Fame. There's a mega church in

885
00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:53,680
Speaker 1: Ohio that was like, on first pass, you're like, oh,

886
00:43:53,719 --> 00:43:57,000
Speaker 1: they're just doing like a little marketing thing like the

887
00:43:57,040 --> 00:43:59,400
Speaker 1: Bud Bowl or the Puppy Bowl or you know, like

888
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:04,520
Speaker 1: counter that's just trying to draft off of the popularity

889
00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:08,120
Speaker 1: of the Super Bowl. So this megachurch in Ohio did

890
00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:12,799
Speaker 1: the Super Bowl Sunday of preaching. Yeah, we love that.

891
00:44:13,239 --> 00:44:18,280
Speaker 2: I oh man, there's at least on the on the flyer,

892
00:44:18,719 --> 00:44:21,600
Speaker 2: like there's at least five people. This is the flyer

893
00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:24,480
Speaker 2: right here, just to give you an idea of how

894
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:27,080
Speaker 2: the whole thing was being Crossroads Churches.

895
00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:28,759
Speaker 3: Okay, so this is the White megachurch.

896
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:32,920
Speaker 2: Yeah there, and they are screaming in these promotional materials,

897
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:36,080
Speaker 2: and yeah, a lot of people are like what the fuck. Okay,

898
00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:39,800
Speaker 2: the vibe kind of has like a fucked up WWE event.

899
00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:42,440
Speaker 1: But here this is the image. So for the listeners,

900
00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:48,439
Speaker 1: the image has three people like just screaming, mouths wide open,

901
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:52,040
Speaker 1: screaming at the camera. One person looking at the camera

902
00:44:52,239 --> 00:44:55,960
Speaker 1: like I'm gonna fuck you up, like I'm going to

903
00:44:56,320 --> 00:44:58,799
Speaker 1: straight up fuck you up. Like the guy who looks

904
00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:01,920
Speaker 1: the most like a pastor is like, you know, sixty

905
00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:04,520
Speaker 1: five year old old guy who's better looking at.

906
00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:09,319
Speaker 3: And then some guy dresses like a referee. I guess

907
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:13,000
Speaker 3: it's just like I understand. But also it's just like

908
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:16,040
Speaker 3: football is supposed to be like America's game, and I'm like,

909
00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:18,400
Speaker 3: I think we all like that's why all I understand

910
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:21,600
Speaker 3: why church would have like counter programming to the super Bowl,

911
00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:24,479
Speaker 3: because I thought we were all like God loves super Bowl.

912
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:27,680
Speaker 2: This is where they this is the genius part, because

913
00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:30,200
Speaker 2: they found a way to create like an event over

914
00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:31,359
Speaker 2: like a Bible quote.

915
00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:31,560
Speaker 1: Here.

916
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:33,560
Speaker 2: This is just some This is them talking about one

917
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:35,920
Speaker 2: of the events they're doing in this super Bowl of preaching.

918
00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:39,040
Speaker 2: And each quarter preachers will be given a random phrase

919
00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:42,040
Speaker 2: that they must effectively work into their message.

920
00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:45,600
Speaker 1: And my understanding is these are completely random.

921
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:48,000
Speaker 3: They have never seen them before.

922
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:49,800
Speaker 1: Seriously, it's improbably.

923
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:51,759
Speaker 3: Folks, time to meet our players. Let's head down to

924
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:52,800
Speaker 3: the field today.

925
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:53,600
Speaker 2: Starting line.

926
00:45:53,640 --> 00:45:57,319
Speaker 1: They have people like sitting at a desk like they're yeah,

927
00:45:57,880 --> 00:45:58,560
Speaker 1: this is a church.

928
00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:03,080
Speaker 2: This looks like ww Undertaker just came out. It's wrestling,

929
00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:06,920
Speaker 2: all right, So this one dude came out. Then we

930
00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:09,200
Speaker 2: got another couple coming out the Red team. I guess

931
00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:11,080
Speaker 2: the people in chief tricks first of all.

932
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:16,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, it says Ohio measure chart past tricks. Yeah, Ali Patterson,

933
00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:18,320
Speaker 3: is that a typo? You think it has a typo?

934
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:21,640
Speaker 2: I think that may be like a pun on, like

935
00:46:21,719 --> 00:46:24,040
Speaker 2: being like a female pastor or something.

936
00:46:24,719 --> 00:46:27,080
Speaker 4: I don't know if it's a pun or.

937
00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:29,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, is that there is that? Just the term like

938
00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:31,960
Speaker 1: actress past risks pastrick.

939
00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:35,520
Speaker 3: That's not that's that's not necessary. You can know you

940
00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:38,359
Speaker 3: could be a pastor pastor because like I've never heard

941
00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:40,719
Speaker 3: this term in my life unless that woman is making

942
00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:43,440
Speaker 3: it necessary for people to know, Like the term comedian.

943
00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:46,799
Speaker 3: I don't like that term right right, Like I said

944
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:52,080
Speaker 3: first speak for it, right, so they're kicking.

945
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:56,719
Speaker 1: Well, hold on, we haven't even gotten to this for

946
00:46:58,080 --> 00:47:00,440
Speaker 1: but for listeners at home. So it does say like

947
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:03,239
Speaker 1: Pastrix is about to do something wild in the in

948
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:06,319
Speaker 1: the Twitter description. And then these people are running onto

949
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:09,560
Speaker 1: stage with like the steam like when a when an

950
00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:14,280
Speaker 1: NFL team enters, and there's like fog shooting, like jetting

951
00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:16,960
Speaker 1: up into the ye like it's letting off like steam

952
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,960
Speaker 1: that would just like boil the flesh off a bone

953
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:22,560
Speaker 1: like that. That's kind of the vibe it's getting, you

954
00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:22,879
Speaker 1: know what.

955
00:47:22,960 --> 00:47:26,000
Speaker 2: It's a term used by some Christians who refuse to

956
00:47:26,120 --> 00:47:29,080
Speaker 2: recognize female pastors.

957
00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:31,919
Speaker 3: But it's also a term that looks like it's from

958
00:47:32,040 --> 00:47:38,120
Speaker 3: medieval Latin. Yeah, apparently it's been around for a long time,

959
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:41,240
Speaker 3: a synonym of pastor.

960
00:47:40,840 --> 00:47:44,440
Speaker 1: Rests, oh, pastor res, thank you listen.

961
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:46,920
Speaker 3: We've never done this, Like it's like the actor and actress,

962
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:52,600
Speaker 3: but then there's not like director, directress writer righteous like trust.

963
00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:56,000
Speaker 1: Well, that's what I'm saying. I want to know coming

964
00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:59,319
Speaker 1: in if I'm seeing a doctor or a doctress. You know,

965
00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:01,640
Speaker 1: I don't want I don't want to be surprised.

966
00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:04,120
Speaker 3: So they've they've kicked the Bible.

967
00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:05,680
Speaker 1: Well, see this is where we go.

968
00:48:05,719 --> 00:48:07,920
Speaker 2: They get to the now they do a coin toss

969
00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:10,080
Speaker 2: for what they say is the kickoff. And this is

970
00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:12,600
Speaker 2: what's really got people's attention, because like, wait, what the fuck.

971
00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:12,800
Speaker 1: Is going on?

972
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:20,120
Speaker 2: When lands call it in the air, heads or tails.

973
00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:21,520
Speaker 1: It, Let's just go with tails.

974
00:48:21,719 --> 00:48:23,280
Speaker 2: Would you like to kick or receive the Bible?

975
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:24,920
Speaker 4: I will receive you.

976
00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:28,160
Speaker 2: You will receive to receive the Bible. Okay, So one

977
00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:31,279
Speaker 2: guy is holding a Bible kick holding it like it's

978
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:32,200
Speaker 2: a fucking field goal.

979
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:36,440
Speaker 1: W about to kick it into the crowd.

980
00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:40,840
Speaker 2: That a touchback, fucking belted the Bible into the crowd.

981
00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:44,360
Speaker 2: I was like, hold on, now, I haven't been to

982
00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:47,960
Speaker 2: church in a minute, but from what I do remember,

983
00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:50,520
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure you can't be curb stomping the word

984
00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:53,000
Speaker 2: of God as part of like last I.

985
00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:57,640
Speaker 3: Checked, I don't think you're supposed to be kicking a Bible. Yeah, Church, Honestly,

986
00:48:58,480 --> 00:49:03,400
Speaker 3: this makes less sense. Did I remember the old school

987
00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:13,360
Speaker 3: white Pentecostal snake handling this that makes more sense because

988
00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:15,960
Speaker 3: there were holding snakes being like even this animal that

989
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:19,799
Speaker 3: took down Eve and brought Adam and Eve out of

990
00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:23,920
Speaker 3: the Garden of Eden that you know is the symbol

991
00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:26,160
Speaker 3: of evil. The Lord will protect me, even if this

992
00:49:26,239 --> 00:49:29,239
Speaker 3: bites me, even this venomous snake, The Lord will protect me.

993
00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:34,239
Speaker 3: You're testing God, but it makes more sense than what

994
00:49:34,360 --> 00:49:42,640
Speaker 3: we just want. Charming makes more sense than you kicking

995
00:49:42,719 --> 00:49:47,560
Speaker 3: the word of God into an audience. Also, before she

996
00:49:47,719 --> 00:49:51,480
Speaker 3: kicked it during the cooint offs, she punched him at

997
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:56,000
Speaker 3: his chest, like, you know what, honestly, if this is

998
00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:57,719
Speaker 3: the life of a pastrix, I.

999
00:49:57,719 --> 00:50:02,840
Speaker 1: Mean, why not punch it, dude of a past tricks.

1000
00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:07,840
Speaker 1: I Also he called the coin toss tales, which is

1001
00:50:07,840 --> 00:50:12,560
Speaker 1: what I'm gonna be kicking, which was just really sweaty

1002
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:16,319
Speaker 1: and like he had written it this. It feels like

1003
00:50:16,360 --> 00:50:22,040
Speaker 1: the whole thing feels like a miss guided like high

1004
00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:25,440
Speaker 1: school like comedy sketch, Like what did you ever like

1005
00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:27,400
Speaker 1: have a class where the teacher is like, or you

1006
00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:30,080
Speaker 1: could make a video and then like the least funny

1007
00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:33,640
Speaker 1: kids in your class like made a comedy video, right, Yeah, yeah, they.

1008
00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:35,560
Speaker 3: Thought it was gifted classes and they didn't make.

1009
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:39,120
Speaker 2: But yeah, I think it's like it's just interesting because

1010
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:40,920
Speaker 2: with all the hate filled rhetoric that comes out of

1011
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:43,160
Speaker 2: like churches, nowadays, it makes sense that there's be like, yeah,

1012
00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:47,040
Speaker 2: watch this, I'm gonna kick the ship out about what

1013
00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:48,640
Speaker 2: I want to listen.

1014
00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:52,000
Speaker 3: If we're getting to this, it's I mean, you're truly

1015
00:50:52,160 --> 00:50:54,359
Speaker 3: it's like you're dealing with the population that needs more.

1016
00:50:55,960 --> 00:50:57,440
Speaker 3: They can't just sit in church and just listen to

1017
00:50:57,480 --> 00:50:58,840
Speaker 3: the word of God. Like there has to be like

1018
00:50:58,880 --> 00:51:02,200
Speaker 3: a thing, right, m I just don't know if there

1019
00:51:02,280 --> 00:51:05,720
Speaker 3: was a different way to handle all of that. For instance,

1020
00:51:05,960 --> 00:51:08,200
Speaker 3: you didn't have to kick a Bible. You could have

1021
00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:10,600
Speaker 3: kicked a football.

1022
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:16,399
Speaker 1: With like John something written a you know what what

1023
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:19,440
Speaker 1: a Bible verse like yeah written on the side of it.

1024
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:21,640
Speaker 4: You could have.

1025
00:51:21,719 --> 00:51:23,000
Speaker 1: Gotten it football.

1026
00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:25,880
Speaker 3: Because this is the thing. There was no point in

1027
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:28,320
Speaker 3: the kicking of whatever got kicked. So it's like, okay,

1028
00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:31,920
Speaker 3: there's a coin toss and then now here's a Bible

1029
00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:34,640
Speaker 3: run with it or whatever. But it's just like, okay,

1030
00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:37,080
Speaker 3: who's The whole point was to go who's going first?

1031
00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:37,919
Speaker 1: Right?

1032
00:51:38,719 --> 00:51:41,359
Speaker 3: What did you are you kicking or receiving the Bible first?

1033
00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:43,399
Speaker 3: I didn't even catch it. So it's just like, does

1034
00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:46,120
Speaker 3: he truly care about God's word because he didn't even

1035
00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:48,320
Speaker 3: catch the Bible? But like you're doing.

1036
00:51:48,760 --> 00:51:50,279
Speaker 1: I'm scared he.

1037
00:51:50,320 --> 00:51:53,760
Speaker 3: Was because the Bible got kicked at him and it scared.

1038
00:51:54,280 --> 00:52:00,759
Speaker 3: Books don't fly at people balls, dude, I love just

1039
00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:04,160
Speaker 3: forget goofy and they all vote. It's like Republicans don't

1040
00:52:04,160 --> 00:52:04,879
Speaker 3: love God like.

1041
00:52:04,840 --> 00:52:06,560
Speaker 4: They don't themselves.

1042
00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:08,160
Speaker 1: It's intellectual cover.

1043
00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:12,560
Speaker 3: This is the work of white Jesus because the hair

1044
00:52:12,719 --> 00:52:16,040
Speaker 3: like wolf feet like Bron's Middle East, and Jewish Jesus

1045
00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:18,520
Speaker 3: that I pray to daily would have allowed this. Also,

1046
00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:19,920
Speaker 3: I think he played soccer.

1047
00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:23,400
Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, he would gonna say he'd throw a

1048
00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:25,080
Speaker 1: flag on this one. But you're right, it would have

1049
00:52:25,080 --> 00:52:28,680
Speaker 1: been a cart Yeah, that's record damnation.

1050
00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:32,520
Speaker 3: I mean, this is a violation truly all sides.

1051
00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:42,200
Speaker 1: So well, do'll say, Sloan, what a pleasure having you

1052
00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:44,799
Speaker 1: back on the Daily Zeitgeist. Thank you so much for

1053
00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:48,280
Speaker 1: joining us. Where can people find you? Follow you, catch

1054
00:52:48,320 --> 00:52:49,320
Speaker 1: you all that good stuff.

1055
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,719
Speaker 3: Well, when I'm not being kicked through a church, you

1056
00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:59,279
Speaker 3: can find me atsloan dot com and also at say

1057
00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:03,399
Speaker 3: Sloan on al Gore's Internet. I've got a lank tree.

1058
00:53:03,520 --> 00:53:06,200
Speaker 3: I've got events coming up, so you have find me.

1059
00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:09,160
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be in Chicago. I'm gonna be in San Diego.

1060
00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:13,040
Speaker 3: I got book signings coming up in Chicago, so come

1061
00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:16,280
Speaker 3: through and buy my book. Gott keep them out of Amazon.

1062
00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:18,040
Speaker 1: Book signing plus stand up show.

1063
00:53:18,239 --> 00:53:20,959
Speaker 3: So book signing plus standa shows in Chicago March first

1064
00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:22,680
Speaker 3: of the third. There's a book signing on the third.

1065
00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:25,440
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be in San Diego the twenty second, the

1066
00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:27,800
Speaker 3: twenty third, and the twenty fourth at Mike Drop Comedy

1067
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Speaker 3: Club Brandy Club in San Diego. So come see the

1068
00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:35,120
Speaker 3: kid because listen, somebody's gonna pay my market.

1069
00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:36,680
Speaker 1: There. You go help out.

1070
00:53:37,080 --> 00:53:39,000
Speaker 3: Get in on the movement, get it on the movement.

1071
00:53:39,880 --> 00:53:42,080
Speaker 1: Is there a work of media that you've been enjoying?

1072
00:53:42,719 --> 00:53:45,120
Speaker 3: The Gilded Age? Because George Russell is the best husband

1073
00:53:45,160 --> 00:53:46,760
Speaker 3: that's ever been written in television history.

1074
00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:50,480
Speaker 1: I haven't seen all season too yet. Is he he's

1075
00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:51,560
Speaker 1: getting bout about it now?

1076
00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:52,840
Speaker 3: This is let me tell you something. The fact that

1077
00:53:52,920 --> 00:53:54,799
Speaker 3: he bankrupted a man just because he was treating his

1078
00:53:54,840 --> 00:54:00,759
Speaker 3: wife bad. Yeah, look, God, God, God, my husband. They

1079
00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:04,399
Speaker 3: willing to take down somebody's whole life. I don't want him.

1080
00:54:06,040 --> 00:54:08,040
Speaker 3: Your husband won't be a robber baron for you.

1081
00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:09,680
Speaker 1: I don't want him.

1082
00:54:12,080 --> 00:54:14,880
Speaker 2: If you won't put down a railroad strike violently, you know,

1083
00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:16,320
Speaker 2: just to kind of make have some more.

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Speaker 4: Time for the family now, but also not violently.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay, so yeah, that's true.

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Speaker 1: That's true.

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Speaker 3: Your husband out here value in lives but still will

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Speaker 3: destroy you economically because you came for him. He only

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Speaker 3: came for you because you came for him and his wife.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, proletariat more like Brokelitariatoo.

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Speaker 1: Miles, where can people find you as their working media?

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Speaker 2: You? Yeah, at Miles of Gray where they have all

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Speaker 2: the app based stuff, all those app based platforms. Find

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Speaker 2: Jack and I are Basketball podcast Miles and Jack Got

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Speaker 2: Mad Boots and also find you on my ninety Day

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Speaker 2: Fiance podcast for twenty Day Fiance where we recap the show.

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Speaker 2: But really high tweet I like is from at the

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Speaker 2: Dark Prowler. It's is this is how it feels to

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Speaker 2: smoke weed and go to the store. And it's a

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Speaker 2: picture of the actor playing jar Jar Binks during the

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Speaker 2: filming of The Phantom.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes like that. Maybe you can find me on Twitter

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Speaker 1: at Jack Underscore O'Brien a workimedia I've been enjoying. Fiona

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Speaker 1: Small tweeted a picture of Mark Wahlberg on the Today

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Speaker 1: Show Mark Wahlberg's forty day challenge. He's got the ash

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Speaker 1: Wednesday going on his forehead and says best of luck

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Speaker 1: to the starting the Mark Wahlberg forty Day Challenge tomorrow,

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Speaker 1: and then the Ben keeps The Florists retweeted that and said,

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Speaker 1: if Mark Wahlberg had been at Golgatha, I'll tell you

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Speaker 1: one thing, that Crius fiction wouldn't have gone down. I'm

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Speaker 1: just saying, Bro, just saying Bro.

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Speaker 4: I'm not I'm just.

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Speaker 1: Saying it wouldn't. It wouldn't have gone down that way.

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Speaker 2: Maybe Barabus bro I would have let that happen, but

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Speaker 2: not Jesus.

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Speaker 1: You think he probably would have said he would have

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Speaker 1: fucked conscious pie.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, hell yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. You can find us on Twitter at daily Zeitgeist

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Speaker 1: or at the Daily Zeichgeist on Instagram. We have a

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Speaker 1: Facebook fan page and a website, Daily Zeitgeist dot com,

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Speaker 1: where we post our episode and our footnotes where we

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Speaker 1: link off to the information we talked about in today's episode,

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Speaker 1: as well as a song that we think you might enjoy. Miles,

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Speaker 1: is there a song that you think people might think?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this is just a nice, nice track from a

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Speaker 2: DC artist by the name of Jalen and Ganda Uh

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Speaker 2: And this guy has like the one of the most

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Speaker 2: authentic motown sounding voices and vibes I've heard recently, and

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Speaker 2: it's really dope. It kind of sounds like Smokey, like

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Speaker 2: young Smokey Robinson. This track is called if You Don't

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Speaker 2: Want My Love, and it's just like, you know it

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Speaker 2: kind of you know how like motowns that early motown

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Speaker 2: is kind of like, yeah, that's what this track does.

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Speaker 2: So if you don't want my love, you know, shout

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Speaker 2: out to Singles Day.

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Speaker 1: If you don't want my Love, then you know we're

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Speaker 1: awaring it go be recognized. Yeah, so Jalen by the

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Speaker 1: awareness of people on sigles.

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Speaker 4: Aware ste exactly.

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Speaker 1: The Daily Zeitgeist is the production of iHeartRadio. For more

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Speaker 1: or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. That is

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Speaker 1: going to do it for us this morning, back this

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Speaker 1: afternoon to tell you what is trending and we will

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Speaker 1: talk to you all then Bye bye.