Speaker 1: The Nicki Gleiser Podcast.
Speaker 2: Hello, it's me. I'm Nicki Glazer. It's nick Lazer Podcast
Speaker 2: Special Edition. This is one that I would think, if
Speaker 2: you're not a swiftye, You're probably not gonna have a
Speaker 2: good time, or you might. It might be a case
Speaker 2: study of a swifty if you're interested in how the
Speaker 2: brain of a swifty works. But like you gotta be
Speaker 2: on board. I think to listen to this, so I
Speaker 2: don't want any new listeners. I know I have a
Speaker 2: lot of new Nikkei Glazer podcast listeners. I don't if
Speaker 2: you are coming into the show and you're like, what
Speaker 2: is this? This is a Taylor Swift torture Poets Department
Speaker 2: gush session is what we've called them. It is me
Speaker 2: and my friend Nora Hadidi, comedian out of Toronto. Toronto
Speaker 2: or Toronto.
Speaker 1: You know what. I saw you online with something like
Speaker 1: this and you got it right. It's Toronto. You'd got
Speaker 1: it right, Nikki.
Speaker 2: I never know if I'm getting it right. It's one
Speaker 2: of those words that when I say it, I kind
Speaker 2: of just guess fifty to fifty. I know which options
Speaker 2: I have because there is a Toronto. There is a
Speaker 2: tea at the end that I want to pronounce, and
Speaker 2: I don't like that you just blow through it. It's
Speaker 2: not it's a silent tea. It is the way you
Speaker 2: guys pronounce it, and it bugs me. But I was
Speaker 2: corrected when I went to Toronto that I'm saying it wrong.
Speaker 2: But I also get Vegas wrong. Now that's imprinted in
Speaker 2: my head. Now I don't have to think about it.
Speaker 2: But it used to. I used to say Vegas oh,
Speaker 2: and people called me out for it. And then I
Speaker 2: have a new one, which is encapsulate. I now know
Speaker 2: what to do, but I never knew until last night.
Speaker 2: I finally was like, Nick, you need to look this up,
Speaker 2: because every time you say encapsulate, you want to say
Speaker 2: in caps shoe late, like I want to put a show,
Speaker 2: and that is not it. That might be the Canadian
Speaker 2: way you say it because you guys throw you in
Speaker 2: the cap. Yeah, yeah, it sounds good coming from your
Speaker 2: Canadian accent. It sounds right. But yeah, well, we might
Speaker 2: use that word today because we're going to use a
Speaker 2: bunch of heady words as we make our way through
Speaker 2: Torture Poets Part three. I had to we haven't done
Speaker 2: this podcast since before the roast I think before my
Speaker 2: life changed.
Speaker 1: I'm so happy for you, but I did miss you.
Speaker 1: I was like, I want my friend back, to send
Speaker 1: me back.
Speaker 2: Don't worry, I know I really did. Yeah, Because we
Speaker 2: just send Taylor Swift memes all the time, all day long,
Speaker 2: like four at a time. Sometimes I'll come to like
Speaker 2: eight and I just get like to like, I do
Speaker 2: the same thing to my friend Anya, who the besties
Speaker 2: know but and you know too. I do that with
Speaker 2: Anya where I'll give her like eight to watch and
Speaker 2: I'm like, this is overkill, but she does watch them
Speaker 2: all and yours. I go, I've seen a lot of
Speaker 2: them because I'm getting the same content. But I've come
Speaker 2: across some really interesting things from you, and it's just
Speaker 2: so nice to have someone to send my interesting things.
Speaker 2: Because here's something I just want to talk about at
Speaker 2: the top of the show. I am jealous of people
Speaker 2: who have other Swifties in their immediate lives that they
Speaker 2: can be in a car with and sing Taylor Swift
Speaker 2: to who they can talk about face to face, because
Speaker 2: although I have someone in my life who is as
Speaker 2: big of a Swifty as me, nor like, we don't
Speaker 2: hang out enough to like really gush and that's when
Speaker 2: the times you've been on the road with me have
Speaker 2: been so special because we just talk about Taylor the
Speaker 2: whole time, and kind of anyone else in the room
Speaker 2: is hostage to this conversation. Get that gets really emotional
Speaker 2: and they laugh themselves. They look at each other and laugh,
Speaker 2: like Anya and Matt will kind of like look at
Speaker 2: each other like all right, they're going. Nikki's like because
Speaker 2: we talk about her like she's our best friend because
Speaker 2: she is. Yeah, But I just like I saw this.
Speaker 2: Did you see the video of the two girls singing.
Speaker 2: I guess they were doing the Bridge to the Smallest
Speaker 2: Man who Ever Lived in their car, which has been
Speaker 2: my obsession this week. If you want to ask what
Speaker 2: my favorite Taylor Swift Torture Poets song this week is,
Speaker 2: it is the Bridge till the End of the Smallest
Speaker 2: Man who Ever Lived? Not even the first parts I
Speaker 2: just skipped to. I keep replaying the bridge, but anyway,
Speaker 2: they were singing it together and it looked so much fun.
Speaker 2: I want to sing that bridge with someone so fucking
Speaker 2: bad in person, in real time, and I don't have
Speaker 2: that in my life. There's no one who is going
Speaker 2: to learn that. And I feel like I feel really
Speaker 2: mad about it sometimes because I'm like, I have this
Speaker 2: thing that I just kind of share with people online
Speaker 2: and obsess over, but like I want someone in person.
Speaker 2: I think I need to like just bring Like I
Speaker 2: don't have room for you on my shows a lot
Speaker 2: of time because I have too much openers, but I
Speaker 2: should just bring you, just like keep me company and
Speaker 2: like be It's such a big part of my personality.
Speaker 2: I feel like it's an important thing that I need
Speaker 2: in my life. So can you move to Saint Louis
Speaker 2: and just talk to me about daylor Swift on a
Speaker 2: daily basis and come over and.
Speaker 1: Sing absolutely anything that gets me closer to Kansas City
Speaker 1: is It's okay with me? I know.
Speaker 2: Wait, wait, can we talk about Travis saying that if
Speaker 2: he's ever roasted, he wants me to roast him?
Speaker 1: Nikki, I lost it.
Speaker 2: I couldn't believe much. I wasn't surprised because I knew him,
Speaker 2: because I've worked on a show with him already, and
Speaker 2: like we had a good rapport and I knew he
Speaker 2: respected me comedically, so that didn't surprise and I had
Speaker 2: a good set and everyone was saying that, But what
Speaker 2: he did for me is that if he ever does one,
Speaker 2: no one can like he's already booked me on his roast,
Speaker 2: like it's gonna happen. I don't have if he Travis
Speaker 2: Kelcey ever does a roast, which I think he's down
Speaker 2: to do based on him saying that I'm already booked,
Speaker 2: like I have a job waiting for me, and I've
Speaker 2: never had that prior to a job even existing. But
Speaker 2: I was just like that to me, there's some cool
Speaker 2: things that celebrities can do for each other or people
Speaker 2: like just anyone can do for each other. And it's
Speaker 2: like saying, if I do this thing, I'm gonna have
Speaker 2: this person on, Like he just gave me a job
Speaker 2: and invested in me in a way that he doesn't
Speaker 2: even have to follow through on, you know. But it's
Speaker 2: a nod of confidence in my direction. That's just generous.
Speaker 2: And I've gotten so many of those from so many
Speaker 2: people who have microphones in front of their faces. So
Speaker 2: I want to shout out to Travis for just being
Speaker 2: saying my name on his podcast is like a nice
Speaker 2: thing to do in this business, and it was coming
Speaker 2: from a sincere place because he's a sincere guy. By
Speaker 2: the way. I'm sorry. I'm just like on one today,
Speaker 2: but I have so much in my heart and soul
Speaker 2: about Swift, so things keep coming up and I'm like, ooh,
Speaker 2: and I just have to say it before I forget it.
Speaker 2: I saw I maybe I send it to you. I
Speaker 2: don't think I did. Know this was on Reddit, so
Speaker 2: I didn't have an immediate like DM of you. Because
Speaker 2: usually on Instagram, if I see something that's juicy boom,
Speaker 2: it's right away, but Reddit's a little more complicated. I
Speaker 2: should have sent it, though, but I'm glad I get
Speaker 2: to tell you now. When she says, uh, in so
Speaker 2: high school, which we'll get to today, we might be
Speaker 2: all over the map, because uh that's just the way
Speaker 2: this goes. And she says, uh, you already know, babe,
Speaker 2: Like you already know, babes through that whole thing. Did
Speaker 2: you see it?
Speaker 1: Yes, do something?
Speaker 2: He said, yeah, I know. It's so cute, so it's
Speaker 2: so fun to find it. And someone found it in
Speaker 2: an article. He did it, I think in Vanity Fair
Speaker 2: and he says you already know. He says you already
Speaker 2: know so many times in it. I didn't read it,
Speaker 2: but that's what I read, like the comments underneath it,
Speaker 2: and people had read it and said he says it
Speaker 2: a lot in the interview, and oh my god, I
Speaker 2: am just like, it's the cutest fucking thing. That song
Speaker 2: is so cute. I'm obsessed and you already know. Babe
Speaker 2: is like, so I can't wait to see a compilation
Speaker 2: that someone puts together of him saying that, like you know,
Speaker 2: in interviews and stuff, and like, I love the the
Speaker 2: things we're finding out about these songs four weeks in.
Speaker 2: I think we are five weeks into this album, and
Speaker 2: that the stuff that's still being uncovered that she's giving us.
Speaker 2: We haven't even gotten into Era's tour Torture Poets department.
Speaker 2: I know, I know, I can't even I'm I mean,
Speaker 2: it's it's next level, Like let's jump in. Are you like,
Speaker 2: how are you feeling about it?
Speaker 1: I love it so much. At first, At first, I
Speaker 1: was like, because I'm so used to just watching the
Speaker 1: Aras tour, it took me a while to realize that
Speaker 1: this was a new segment. Like I had to wrap
Speaker 1: my mind around it, if that makes sense. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: and for some reason, I was fixated on the clothes,
Speaker 1: like that was initially what I was like, upset.
Speaker 2: Me and I'm sassed. Love the skirt and the dress
Speaker 2: in the bodice, Oh my god, obsessed with it? And
Speaker 2: then I love it. I love it all. I mean,
Speaker 2: she just can't do any wrong to me. I just
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 1: I was surprised at some of the songs she chose
Speaker 1: because I feel like she chose these songs before the
Speaker 1: album was out, so she did not know what people
Speaker 1: are going to gravitate to.
Speaker 2: Do you think, yes, I don't know. I mean it's
Speaker 2: I she had five weeks, four and a half weeks
Speaker 2: to get these things choreographed. Like she probably knew three
Speaker 2: days in what the hit songs were, right.
Speaker 1: Oh, from release you're saying, yes.
Speaker 2: From release, she has three days. Now I'm not. I'm
Speaker 2: saying like, this girl knows what like, she knows what
Speaker 2: she's doing, so I wouldn't. Of course, she's probably like
Speaker 2: had clear favorites. But I have thirty one songs to nail.
Speaker 2: This many prior to the album coming out doesn't seem
Speaker 2: likely to me. And it's not because she's not a genius.
Speaker 2: It's just as like she is. I think she's giving
Speaker 2: the fans what they want, and she waited for our reaction,
Speaker 2: because that's enough time to choreograph this. Even though it
Speaker 2: is so well choreographed, and it is so she is
Speaker 2: so on point, and it is the I think it
Speaker 2: is the Maybe it's because it's newer, but I think
Speaker 2: it's the best era really of the tour. And I've
Speaker 2: seen the tour twelve times have not seen this part,
Speaker 2: so it could be based on the fact that it's
Speaker 2: just new to me. But I love the transition to
Speaker 2: so high School from but Daddy I love him. The
Speaker 2: only thing that I'm looking for that I was disappointed in.
Speaker 2: But actually I think I'm starting to really like it is.
Speaker 2: You know, I we talked about but Daddy, I love him.
Speaker 2: Where she's like, I'm having his baby. No, I'm not
Speaker 2: Boom that part where it goes boom. I want like
Speaker 2: a big moment there, So when she's walking it, she goes,
Speaker 2: I'm having his baby and then she turns around so
Speaker 2: I'm not. And then she turns back around on boom
Speaker 2: and it's good, but it's not. It's not an I
Speaker 2: wanted a really big moment in that, but then I
Speaker 2: actually think then she does sheep. You know, if you've
Speaker 2: seen the transition from but daddy, I love him into
Speaker 2: So High School. It keeps going like I'm having his baby,
Speaker 2: No I'm not. And then she twirls her hair and
Speaker 2: starts getting into So High School and she walks forward
Speaker 2: and then she walks over to the bleacher and then
Speaker 2: I love how they didn't really see So High School
Speaker 2: coming the crowd at least yeah, because it perfectly transitions.
Speaker 2: She's like I She's like, she just goes, I feel
Speaker 2: So High School and you like hear them on the
Speaker 2: high they know it. They didn't know it from the first,
Speaker 2: like noe. She that was probably so fun for her
Speaker 2: to be like what are they gonna do when they
Speaker 2: first hear it. So that's a fun moment to watch her.
Speaker 1: Love stairs on So High School. And you sent me
Speaker 1: I did not the bleachers, the bleachers on bleachers, And
Speaker 1: you sent me this incredible photo of like how the
Speaker 1: moves from So High School are from her at the games.
Speaker 2: Yes, so at the very end, because I've watched the
Speaker 2: choreography a bunch and I'm like, where are they doing
Speaker 2: this moment where they're all one is pointing, one's going oh,
Speaker 2: the other is like they're all all her dancers are
Speaker 2: doing different movements right, like it kind of like poses
Speaker 2: like pointing towards the field or whatever. And I'm like,
Speaker 2: at what point does this happen? It happens that I
Speaker 2: believe at the end, at the very end, she's like,
Speaker 2: you already know, babe. And then if they all hit it,
Speaker 2: because during the thing they have a great dance. I'm
Speaker 2: so into Uh, you know how to ball on no air?
Speaker 2: And she does that roll forward? How fun is that?
Speaker 2: Like I love her choreography as someone who isn't the
Speaker 2: strongest dancer, like I feel like if I work very,
Speaker 2: very very hard, I could learn some of it. But
Speaker 2: she is an amazing dancer. Like I I am so
Speaker 2: in awe of how far she has come on this
Speaker 2: tour in terms of making these dances her own and
Speaker 2: and and they they are. She has has her own
Speaker 2: style of dance now, like she has been doing dancing
Speaker 2: now for so long. She hasn't been doing it as
Speaker 2: long as she's been playing guitar or writing songs or singing.
Speaker 2: But she is at the point now where she is
Speaker 2: becoming a very good dancer and very like in her body,
Speaker 2: like just comfortable dancing. And she's even made fun of
Speaker 2: herself for being an act or dancer before. And I
Speaker 2: have to say that is fallen away like she is
Speaker 2: crushing these moves. She is so on point. I've been
Speaker 2: trying to learn the bridge to the Smallest Man who
Speaker 2: Ever Lived, which is the song that was coming up
Speaker 2: next for us to dive into. So why don't we
Speaker 2: just do it now? Yes, the Smallest Man who Ever Lived,
Speaker 2: which I did not even realize was possibly a dick joke,
Speaker 2: oh until so late. Well where she goes, uh uh,
Speaker 2: you treat her, you treat her like and also ran
Speaker 2: you didn't measure up in any measure of a man,
Speaker 2: in any measure. I mean, she's at least seeing it there.
Speaker 2: And by the way, this is actually good for like
Speaker 2: let's say it's about a guy with a micro penis,
Speaker 2: like literal micro. I don't think that's what she's saying.
Speaker 2: But let's say I have a big problem with women
Speaker 2: making fun of men for having small penises, and I
Speaker 2: don't think that's what she's doing here, because I think
Speaker 2: you can be in relationship with a man with a
Speaker 2: small penis and have a more satisfying sexual relationship than
Speaker 2: one with a big dick. I think it's actually more
Speaker 2: likely that you will. But so I don't like small
Speaker 2: penis shaming, but I like this because if this is
Speaker 2: about someone who all a lot of the songs are
Speaker 2: about this person, she was desperately in love with and
Speaker 2: the problem with the relationship was not possibly that he'd
Speaker 2: a small penis. So if if I was a man
Speaker 2: with a small penis and heard this song and was like,
Speaker 2: that's fucked up Taylor's calling him a guy with a
Speaker 2: small dick, I'd be like, but she was madly in
Speaker 2: love with that guy with a small dick, and they
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. So I kind of I
Speaker 2: like when there's mentions of small penises in a way
Speaker 2: that's not disparaging.
Speaker 1: Right, You're like, it's part and parcel of you. It's
Speaker 1: not a reason why, but it is.
Speaker 2: It could be. It could be a reason why you
Speaker 2: are the way you are. It could be because men
Speaker 2: are stigmatized so much for small penises by society, which
Speaker 2: is what I'm trying to like rally against. They feel
Speaker 2: less then, and so they can have personality traits probably
Speaker 2: based on that. But I was like, oh I at first,
Speaker 2: I was like, I don't think this is about as
Speaker 2: a guy with a small dick. And then I read
Speaker 2: that line and I was like, I think it is
Speaker 2: and the Smallest Man who ever lived is just it's such.
Speaker 1: A great title, it really is.
Speaker 2: It's so it just is so evocative of the kind
Speaker 2: of person she's singing about.
Speaker 1: She's not afraid to go there, you know, like even
Speaker 1: now she does it with such grace, but she's like,
Speaker 1: this is the truth. She's not afraid to cut you up,
Speaker 1: but she's like, dude, I mean, you got what you deserved.
Speaker 1: I was inspired by her.
Speaker 2: I think it was so opportune that this came out
Speaker 2: as I was preparing for the roast, because I was like,
Speaker 2: she didn't fucking hold back at all. Yes, Like she
Speaker 2: just told the truth. So if you just do that
Speaker 2: and you can be vicious and adorable at the same time.
Speaker 1: And you were, Nikki, you especially when you would say
Speaker 1: sorry after like that was so endearing.
Speaker 2: It was like so real and j honestly what I
Speaker 2: am most proud of myself about about this roast, And
Speaker 2: I think that is the best choice I made. And
Speaker 2: I didn't even make it as a choice. That was
Speaker 2: not part. I never did that during my sets that
Speaker 2: I was running it that's the only time I ever
Speaker 2: said sorry, because I really did feel sorry, and it
Speaker 2: felt like, Okay, I'm actually bringing more truth to this
Speaker 2: moment by totally undercutting it, yeah than I would if
Speaker 2: I was just hitting it. So it I was glad
Speaker 2: I made that choice. But I think that that's, you know,
Speaker 2: just as an artist, finding ways fresh ways to be authentic.
Speaker 2: Even though I'm like, oh, these roast jokes are real,
Speaker 2: I'm saying the truth. It's like, what's the real truth?
Speaker 2: Though I have to say these people's faces and I
Speaker 2: feel bad about it. Yeah, that's kind of the real truth.
Speaker 2: So thank you for saying that. I saw a clip
Speaker 2: of it, and I didn't realize I did it. I
Speaker 2: mean I knew at the time I was doing it,
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh, you're doing this new thing
Speaker 2: that you never did, but it feels right. But then
Speaker 2: watching a clip, I was like, oh, that's really I
Speaker 2: come across as myself in this more than I said
Speaker 2: I've ever seen. Like that's real. The real me is
Speaker 2: that person that was like, I hate that I have
Speaker 2: to do this. So that was I was glad I'd
Speaker 2: made that choice, So thank you for saying that. Okay,
Speaker 2: the smallest man who ever lived. I have been trying
Speaker 2: to learn the choreography to the ending where she's marching,
Speaker 2: where you send by someone who won me dead? Do
Speaker 2: you sleep with the guy? And I've learned all of
Speaker 2: the hand movements. I've learned where she gets shot. I
Speaker 2: have learned where she gets shot again. I have learned
Speaker 2: where she her hand, her her feet, her knees touched
Speaker 2: the ground, where her hand then touches the ground. Then
Speaker 2: she comes back up again and she's like, you kicked
Speaker 2: down the stage lights, but you're still performing, and he
Speaker 2: didn't play, And then she falls play inside she hit
Speaker 2: you are what you did? I'll forget you, and she is.
Speaker 2: I love this version because she is all over the
Speaker 2: map vocally, because she like will all of a sudden
Speaker 2: go like like the way she sings it on this
Speaker 2: the album track, I think she stays in that lower
Speaker 2: zone the whole time. But when she goes, and there's
Speaker 2: maybe background vocals that are hitting these notes. But in
Speaker 2: the live one, she goes and you'll confess why you did,
Speaker 2: Like in fifty years, will do this be all declassified
Speaker 2: and you'll confess why you did it? And I'll say
Speaker 2: good reddance, and she like she almost like hits a
Speaker 2: different key on that one, and then but you won't,
Speaker 2: You'll slip through. And then when she gets shot. I mean,
Speaker 2: this performance is my favorite performance since Britney Spears I
Speaker 2: Can't Get No Satisfaction VMAs two thousand and then Lady
Speaker 2: gagas Paparazzi VMAs two thousand and maybe nine or something.
Speaker 2: I want to say, those two are my favorite live
Speaker 2: performances ever. And then in Eras, my favorite is the
Speaker 2: August transition into It's what's it called Illicit Affairs? And
Speaker 2: then also my Tears Ricochet, and if you want to
Speaker 2: know what the common theme to all of these are
Speaker 2: is that she falls on her knees. I love just
Speaker 2: collapsing in song of like it being so emotional that
Speaker 2: you collapse. It's so it's so I've like never loved
Speaker 2: something as much as this video. And I keep watching,
Speaker 2: making people watch it, and no one is into it
Speaker 2: as much as I am, and I can't even get
Speaker 2: people to be as into it. I keep going, like
Speaker 2: to find it. I go back to our feed where
Speaker 2: I shared it with you, because as soon as I
Speaker 2: saw it, I was like, finally like a close up
Speaker 2: angle that's the other thing. Can someone get go to
Speaker 2: a concert. I will pay you to go to a
Speaker 2: Taylor Swiths concert with a and hold your phone steady
Speaker 2: and track her in a way like people I film
Speaker 2: her at shows, and I just say I'm very good
Speaker 2: at it. I'm very good at capturing. I should put
Speaker 2: some of my stuff like I've captured some of the
Speaker 2: best close up stuff from fan angles that I've ever
Speaker 2: seen because I watch it all and I need people
Speaker 2: to hold their phones a little bit more steady for
Speaker 2: us when you are in a good position to catch
Speaker 2: her going down that catwalk. And here's another tip. If
Speaker 2: you're going to can I just give some aras tour
Speaker 2: tips please?
Speaker 1: I was just gonna tell I'd make this a real
Speaker 1: even like put it out there.
Speaker 2: Eras tour tips for filming. You pick the screen or
Speaker 2: pick her all right, let's not go back and forth.
Speaker 2: And can I just say, when in doubt, pick the screen.
Speaker 2: They're gonna go off of her a couple times here
Speaker 2: and there, don't freak out and go back to her
Speaker 2: on the stage. Just get it now. If you are
Speaker 2: gonna film her, which I do think you should, if
Speaker 2: you're on the floor seats if you have seats that
Speaker 2: are I would say twenty five rows back or closer.
Speaker 2: Go on, watch her from the film on the floor.
Speaker 2: Hold your phone in a way that you're like, okay,
Speaker 2: just steady with both hands, and make sure that you
Speaker 2: put it on a mode actually you don't need both hands,
Speaker 2: but put it on when you tap on it. Make
Speaker 2: sure like you can toggle the darkness and the brightness
Speaker 2: with a little sun. There's a toggle that you can
Speaker 2: go through the whole thing, but I would just put
Speaker 2: it on kind of low after it gets dark because
Speaker 2: she's gonna light up in the middle of it then,
Speaker 2: and just zoom in on her and hold it really steady.
Speaker 2: And if someone's hand comes in front of your camera,
Speaker 2: like just like just leap slowly kind of try to
Speaker 2: find a way out of it. Don't just immediately going, oh,
Speaker 2: where is she, because you're so zoomed in that you're
Speaker 2: not gonna find her very quickly unless you keep it
Speaker 2: on her. So that is just a couple tips, I'm
Speaker 2: sure that. And also find one person, like if I've
Speaker 2: seen Aristore enough that I'm like when I go with people,
Speaker 2: I go, don't worry about filming her, okay, Like I
Speaker 2: got you, I'll film all the parts you need to know.
Speaker 2: Just enjoy the shows your eyes. You're not gonna get
Speaker 2: a better shot than me. You're right next to me,
Speaker 2: and I've done this a bunch of times. I know
Speaker 2: where she is on the stage. I know where to
Speaker 2: get it. So I suggest taking someone like me. That's
Speaker 2: obviously I'm joking, but I would just a.
Speaker 1: Great service to provide people. Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2: I also think like you don't. I would just kind
Speaker 2: of be in the moment and I would capture some moments,
Speaker 2: but try like most of her has been captured from
Speaker 2: all angles and you don't need it. But I would
Speaker 2: study if you have seats where she goes, what part
Speaker 2: of the stage she goes to for each song, and
Speaker 2: when she's gonna get closest to you, and just get
Speaker 2: ready for those moments so you're not constantly on your
Speaker 2: phone when she's like, you know, not near you, and
Speaker 2: then you don't panic when she starts walking towards you.
Speaker 2: I would always I would panic, you go like shit,
Speaker 2: she's coming back, and then I miss her even being
Speaker 2: close to me because I'm pulling up my phone. So
Speaker 2: that's something I wish I would have done. But I
Speaker 2: really do need people to shoot better footage of but Daddy,
Speaker 2: I love him, and so high School and the smallest
Speaker 2: man who ever left? And I don't even know what
Speaker 2: the fuck is going on for the Torture Poets Department
Speaker 2: choreography because I can't find a decent video of that.
Speaker 2: The bed is tilted, it's moving around, she's flying around,
Speaker 2: one of that hot dancer guys like tilted. I haven't
Speaker 2: really studied that choreography yet, but it's it's so good.
Speaker 2: What have been your favorite highlights of the ttpd eras?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's a hard question, Nikki. I love
Speaker 1: so I love it all so much. I love the
Speaker 1: easter egg of how the bed from Tortured Poets is
Speaker 1: kind of similar to the bed that she had and
Speaker 1: you belong with me.
Speaker 2: I saw that that was such a Sometimes I go,
Speaker 2: did she mean that or is that just like the
Speaker 2: same art director, and they like, of course.
Speaker 1: She did, of course she did. And how much.
Speaker 2: Stuff do you think we're missing? I had this. I
Speaker 2: had a new thing. A thing occurred to me the
Speaker 2: other night because I think some stuff she doesn't know
Speaker 2: we're gonna get. So she hits this over the head
Speaker 2: with it. But she only thinks that because we She
Speaker 2: probably has tried to give us messages that we've missed
Speaker 2: that no one's gotten. And I was thinking, if I
Speaker 2: ever got like, this is a question, I'll post to
Speaker 2: you if you ever got to ask her one question.
Speaker 2: She has to tell you, the absolute tell you, and
Speaker 2: it's a secret you will keep forever and you'll like
Speaker 2: she can trust you with it. What do you want
Speaker 2: to know?
Speaker 1: In the Me music video? Why does this snake have
Speaker 1: its left eye crossed over? And like shut?
Speaker 2: Wait? In the what in the Me music video? Yeah? Wait,
Speaker 2: there's a snake in me?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then it turns into a butterfly in the beginning.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, okay, yes, Now I haven't revisited that video
Speaker 2: in a while.
Speaker 1: So that snake's I is visibly the left one is
Speaker 1: visibly like close.
Speaker 2: That's what you want to know?
Speaker 1: Sorry? Is that crazy? Yes?
Speaker 2: It's been driving me crazy for years now okay, okay,
Speaker 2: that's good. But don't you want to know something juicier,
Speaker 2: like what happened with you? And whatever? Like that's what
Speaker 2: I want to mine. Mine would have been if we're
Speaker 2: just doing like a swifty like fan level, like we're
Speaker 2: not allowed to know too much. I want to know
Speaker 2: what the fuck question is about? Heally, but I want
Speaker 2: to know where this kiss happened. What did I just
Speaker 2: can't wait to meet her, be friends with her someday
Speaker 2: and be like, girl, we got to talk about this
Speaker 2: and like, wait, did you ever find out if he
Speaker 2: knew it was about?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: And how fun was it knowing that he? Like, I
Speaker 2: can't wait to just talk to her someday about all
Speaker 2: of this stuff and how fucking great it must feel
Speaker 2: to write about people who have hurt you and know
Speaker 2: they have to hear it. It's so good, and to
Speaker 2: just get your revenge in this way where you're like
Speaker 2: the bell of the ball and everyone's singing this song
Speaker 2: and this guy is gonna be haunted by it. I mean,
Speaker 2: I've seen memes before where it's like girls saying that
Speaker 2: I know my exes every time they hear a Taylor
Speaker 2: Swift song, they're gonna think.
Speaker 1: Of me, of me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I love it too, because that's the
Speaker 2: gift she given us of Like, if you're a big
Speaker 2: enough fan, she's everywhere and they're gonna always have to
Speaker 2: think about us. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I feel like she started that trend really early on
Speaker 1: with like you should Have Said No from Debut and
Speaker 1: Better than Revenge, I feel like is the anthem of
Speaker 1: that of like yes, I have the last word. I
Speaker 1: write these bangers that everyone's going to listen to and
Speaker 1: they're about you and there's nothing you can do about it,
Speaker 1: Like yes, I love that.
Speaker 2: It's so good. I used to write jokes when I
Speaker 2: would about guys and sometimes they would be in the room,
Speaker 2: and it was so fucking satisfying.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Success, success in getting laughter about something that's mocking them
Speaker 2: and only they know it's them is just so satisfying.
Speaker 2: I don't even I don't like when people know who
Speaker 2: I'm talking about. I want them to be the only
Speaker 2: one and to know that I'm like that everyone's laughing
Speaker 2: at them. It would be it's a sick thing, but
Speaker 2: it feels so good. Oh God, So the smallest man
Speaker 2: whoever lives? Okay, yeah, it's definitely about who I don't
Speaker 2: ever say it to about You can say those names,
Speaker 2: but I'm not saying names. Jehovah's witness suit. We kind
Speaker 2: of that's painting a picture. Tried to buy some pills
Speaker 2: from a friend of friends of mine. I like the
Speaker 2: fact that she has friends who have friends that are
Speaker 2: drug deal drugs. I mean, this is an edgy Taylor
Speaker 2: Swift we haven't seen before.
Speaker 1: She's being honest.
Speaker 2: She started talking, of course, we all have friends mine
Speaker 2: that that are friends with drug dealers, and I like
Speaker 2: that she is too. That's cool. They just go So
Speaker 2: this is where we think that this guy ghosted her.
Speaker 2: They just ghosted you, now you know what it feels like.
Speaker 1: Yes, ghosted her, absolutely.
Speaker 2: Yes, he uh that's I want details on that so badly.
Speaker 1: I feel like he got on a plane and then
Speaker 1: she just never heard from him.
Speaker 2: Why where do we get the plane thing from that?
Speaker 2: Because I've heard that too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he went to like a show or like went
Speaker 1: back to England and then I don't remember where I
Speaker 1: read it, but I just feel like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know that's been part of the narrative for me,
Speaker 2: as well as this plain thing. But I guess that's
Speaker 2: like how they would ever meet up is like they
Speaker 2: they it's they don't drive to each other, they just
Speaker 2: plain to each other because that's yeah, they're both on
Speaker 2: the tour. I don't even want you back. I just
Speaker 2: want to know if rusting my sparkling summer was the goal.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, and I don't miss what we had,
Speaker 2: but would someone give a message to the smallest man
Speaker 2: whoever left? Okay, so like this is where she's solidly
Speaker 2: being like I don't want to be with you like,
Speaker 2: which you know, I think is an is a point
Speaker 2: that needed to be made because it was a little
Speaker 2: unclear before of like this guy just hurt her, because
Speaker 2: there's been times when I've been hurt my guys, and
Speaker 2: I would totally I acted. I'm acting like I'm really mad.
Speaker 2: But there's a there's a little door that's left open,
Speaker 2: and she's always closing big door.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? It's like the door is open,
Speaker 1: please come back.
Speaker 2: They have to put their shoe and the kind of
Speaker 2: go like you know, yes.
Speaker 1: Well that's what I like. I mean, I'm sorry if
Speaker 1: I'm skipping ahead. But with I'm going to get you back.
Speaker 1: It's like whether I'm going to kill you or marry you,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get you back.
Speaker 2: And it's like, oh my god, I did not know
Speaker 2: that double on Condra, Like what I'm gonna get I'm
Speaker 2: gonna get revenge, Like I'm gonna get you back. I
Speaker 2: did not even think about that. Oh really, idiot. No,
Speaker 2: I mean it's I'm okay with not getting it because
Speaker 2: it's so in your face. This is what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: Like Taylor sometimes has things are so blatant, and that
Speaker 2: was a question I would want to ask her recently,
Speaker 2: is like, what's the most obvious thing that you're like,
Speaker 2: I can't believe they didn't see it, and like, because
Speaker 2: you know there's something where that is glaring and we're
Speaker 2: all missing it. I know it.
Speaker 1: I saw this video last night that said the video
Speaker 1: that has the most Easter eggs. She said, there's like
Speaker 1: maybe hundreds or thousands is look what you made me do?
Speaker 1: And I still, for the life of me, don't know
Speaker 1: what she's talking about.
Speaker 2: Well, some some of these messages are just we'll never
Speaker 2: know because she's never confirmed or denied anything. That's why
Speaker 2: I have to say, thank you, Amy. We think it's
Speaker 2: about you know who what. We have no confirmation and
Speaker 2: I will I will, you know, we can. We only
Speaker 2: can suspect about almost like every we don't have details
Speaker 2: about it. She's never confirmed anyone. Her songs are about anyone,
Speaker 2: so there's always pausible deniability. Even though she did capitalized
Speaker 2: k I am, and it's I'm like yeah, and.
Speaker 1: She used to capitalize in her like old lyrics. Yeah,
Speaker 1: little coded messages for us to know it's.
Speaker 2: About sneaky smallest man. I want to think about any
Speaker 2: other lyrics. I mean, oh god, just I would have
Speaker 2: died for your sins, but instead I just died inside.
Speaker 2: Oh my, I love because it wasn't sexy once it
Speaker 2: wasn't forbidden. Okay, this is an interesting part. And you'll
Speaker 2: confess why you did it, and I'll say good riddance.
Speaker 2: So this is later, fifty years later, it's going to
Speaker 2: be declassified. He'll confess why he did it, and she'll
Speaker 2: say good riddance. That's interesting. She she'll say it then,
Speaker 2: or she'll say it now. Yeah, she'll just go whatever,
Speaker 2: but she says, and I'll say good riddance because it
Speaker 2: wasn't sexy one, it wasn't forbidden. Now, this makes me
Speaker 2: think that she might be someone who thought it wasn't
Speaker 2: sexy once it wasn't forbidden.
Speaker 1: Oh I did not even think of that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know why that makes me think that
Speaker 2: like it because I'll say good riddance, because I mean,
Speaker 2: she's talking about something because because of what she did,
Speaker 2: she'll say good riddance because it wasn't sexy once, it
Speaker 2: wasn't forbidden. So she's admitting that. I think a little
Speaker 2: bit here that she might be part of the problem.
Speaker 2: It's right high on the problem.
Speaker 1: It's me, yes, you're right that like I liked it, Yes, no,
Speaker 1: you're And.
Speaker 2: Then I like that someone called this out in a
Speaker 2: review I saw, which I thought was funny, but I
Speaker 2: think Taylor is in on it. You said normal girls
Speaker 2: were boring, but you were gone by the morning, and
Speaker 2: it's like, does that mean you're boring? Taylor like? Did
Speaker 2: he like? It's It's kind of a funny two sentences
Speaker 2: to put together. I don't think she meant it that way,
Speaker 2: but I also think that she is. She might have
Speaker 2: like she might have been like, we does that mean
Speaker 2: you think I was boring? You kicked out the stage
Speaker 2: lights but you're still performing? I mean that's I think
Speaker 2: there's the footage of him kicking out stage lights possibly.
Speaker 1: Oh is there? I mean, how could I not be?
Speaker 2: I think it's just a guy who's causing a ruckus
Speaker 2: on stage, okay, or you know, you're making things go
Speaker 2: so things are going dark? And you're still You're still performing.
Speaker 1: Way I thought about it was like you kicked off
Speaker 1: the stage lights because her and they were in a
Speaker 1: relationship that was on a world stage, so you didn't
Speaker 1: want the attention. But you're still in the public eye.
Speaker 1: You're still performing, right, you're still dating publicly?
Speaker 2: Oh interesting and in place in sight your head, But
Speaker 2: you are. But you are what you did is such
Speaker 2: a good line, so simple, but so fucking good.
Speaker 1: And it's like, yeah, all these excuses I made for
Speaker 1: guys I've dated, and it's like, no, you are what
Speaker 1: you did. They are the decisions that they've made and
Speaker 1: the things that they've done. It's not separate.
Speaker 2: And I'll forget you, but I'll never forgive. So, I mean,
Speaker 2: I feel like we've heard. I'm like, how have we
Speaker 2: not heard? All the way she works language in new
Speaker 2: ways that maybe I'm naive to think this is the
Speaker 2: most amazing poetry I've ever read, but it to me,
Speaker 2: it truly is. And she is just doing stuff with
Speaker 2: words that I just like in phrases. I love how
Speaker 2: she just takes an old, worn phrase and makes it deconstruction,
Speaker 2: it deconstructs it and makes it new again. I'll forget you,
Speaker 2: but I'll never forgive It reminds me of when Lauren
Speaker 2: Conrad said to Heidi Montag the Hills, I'll forgive you. Wait,
Speaker 2: I forgive you. I don't forgive you. We know I'll
Speaker 2: forgive you, and I want to forget you. Yes, Oh
Speaker 2: that was so. That was such a good.
Speaker 1: Moment with the tear going down her eye.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, one little tear. Oh my god. Want a
Speaker 2: little uh droplet of vizin that they put in right
Speaker 2: before the shot. And I'll forget you, but I'll never
Speaker 2: forget the smallest man who ever lived. Okay, upside, Let's
Speaker 2: get to the next song because we're Oh, I have
Speaker 2: to go to break again. I'm gonna put in a
Speaker 2: break before, but we're gonna cut all this out. Sorry, okay,
Speaker 2: before we get to the next song. God, I thought
Speaker 2: we were gonna get through more today, but we're not.
Speaker 2: We're gonna go to break. We'll be back after this
Speaker 2: with what's next?
Speaker 1: The Alchemy?
Speaker 2: The alchemy? Ooh, who are we to fight it? We'll
Speaker 2: be back after this. All right, we're back. Let's talk
Speaker 2: about the Alchemy. Travis Kelsey said this is one of
Speaker 2: his favorite songs because it's about him, bitch, and so
Speaker 2: high School and blank Space. I saw a meme that
Speaker 2: was like, even Travis Kelsey has songs about him and
Speaker 2: he has to admit Blank Space fucking is the best
Speaker 2: song ever. Yeah, it rolls. Yeah, I loved that, and yeah,
Speaker 2: Alchemy is definitely about him. Uh, let's let me look
Speaker 2: at the lyrics, because it's this and so high School
Speaker 2: kind of blend together for me. Even though I'm listening
Speaker 2: to SO, I always have a lot.
Speaker 1: More so high School was took the place of this song,
Speaker 1: and then the Alchemy was on the anthology.
Speaker 2: I don't really care where they are because they came
Speaker 2: out like three hours apart, So it's all the same
Speaker 2: to me. Does that look like but you're saying just
Speaker 2: in terms of when you listen to the album through.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: This is too early for you because we haven't gotten
Speaker 2: to school so high school yet, right, Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I guess maybe I put more weight onto
Speaker 1: the original album because I like to listen to it
Speaker 1: from start to end, and I think that she curates
Speaker 1: it in a way that is listenable in one way.
Speaker 2: You're right, yeah, but I don't think of it that way.
Speaker 2: But yes, I think so high School would have been
Speaker 2: a better first song about him than Alchemy.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's how I feel.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this was the first time we hear Oh my god.
Speaker 2: I so when Chris, when Taylor and Travis start dating, Chris,
Speaker 2: my boyfriend was like, do you think our next songs
Speaker 2: are gonna be like? And then the we touched down
Speaker 2: in a place and then I spike the ball and
Speaker 2: you threw me like it's just gonna be all football metaphors,
Speaker 2: and I was like, no, our girl is not that corny.
Speaker 2: I go, I go, she she might, but she's going
Speaker 2: to do it with a glitter pen way like she's
Speaker 2: not gonna be I go, no, I'm sorry. I did
Speaker 2: not say that the time I said at the time,
Speaker 2: I said, no, she's not going to do that to us,
Speaker 2: And because I literally I thought that that just sounded
Speaker 2: too cheesy, But I did not realize how it could
Speaker 2: be done in a way that would not make me
Speaker 2: feel that way at all. And then the album came
Speaker 2: out and I sent Chris the lyrics and I go,
Speaker 2: I am eating crow. Absolutely, she's done it, but can
Speaker 2: I plead? I go, I'll let you have this win
Speaker 2: that you predicted what she would do. But I need
Speaker 2: to tell you she's doing it ironically, and she's doing
Speaker 2: it with like, with a little bit of irony, and
Speaker 2: she's doing it with a glitter pen. And you're I
Speaker 2: don't need you to understand what that means, but I
Speaker 2: know what it means, and it's permissible. So I love
Speaker 2: the football references and all of in so high school
Speaker 2: in Alchemy.
Speaker 1: My favorite line from this is he jokes that it's Heroin,
Speaker 1: but this time with an E.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he definitely made that joke.
Speaker 1: Oh do you think he made it? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I think that he was like, you're like Heroin but
Speaker 2: with an E. And that just is and that's letting
Speaker 2: us know that he's smarter than maybe he We think
Speaker 2: he is swifty universe Hannahs and Sarah's because he knows
Speaker 2: the difference than those spellings, which is not actually a
Speaker 2: very easy thing to know the difference, and because sometimes
Speaker 2: I get it confused. Yeah, I thought that was really cute.
Speaker 2: But some people were saying that this song might be
Speaker 2: about the other guy because of the mention of Heroin.
Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't think of that.
Speaker 2: Because it's like, because this time it's Heroin with an E,
Speaker 2: Like last time it was Heroin without an E? Why
Speaker 2: why say this time if there wasn't a last time?
Speaker 2: I made that part up. But that's kind of why
Speaker 2: I think maybe it could be because I think some
Speaker 2: of these songs are a mixture of people. And I
Speaker 2: also but Okay, if you're Travis and you like this
Speaker 2: song is about me, he goes, Babe, I never made
Speaker 2: a joke about Heroin with an E. What's that? And
Speaker 2: she'd just be like, babes, come here and she just
Speaker 2: kisses it and then he forgets. I don't know, Like,
Speaker 2: do you think do you think she could, in a
Speaker 2: song that's about Travis have snuck in some other guy stuff.
Speaker 2: I think she could have.
Speaker 1: She could have, And I wonder like, would she have
Speaker 1: told him about her previous, her past and the guy
Speaker 1: was dealing with drug issues? Okay, yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Think no, I think she probably. That's what I would
Speaker 2: like to ask Taylor. Taylor, when you date a new guy,
Speaker 2: do you walk them through your romantic past? Because I
Speaker 2: know that you want to because you're like me and
Speaker 2: I would want to, But guys don't want to hear
Speaker 2: that shit. Ever, Dude.
Speaker 1: That's what's great about him is he went to the show.
Speaker 1: He knows what she's about, he knows she's gonna write
Speaker 1: about it. He knows that these are I.
Speaker 2: Don't think he's thinking about it that much. I don't
Speaker 2: think he's thinking that much about it right now. I
Speaker 2: think he just likes a good bop. I really don't
Speaker 2: think that he is like investigating these lyrics like we are,
Speaker 2: and that is not an indictment. I love him and
Speaker 2: he doesn't need to do that, like Chris loves me
Speaker 2: and isn't like, let me, how did you write this joke?
Speaker 2: And what inspired it? Like he likes He just likes me,
Speaker 2: you know, like he doesn't need to delve into this stuff.
Speaker 2: So I don't if we're looking for Travis to be
Speaker 2: as SWIFTYE on the level that we are, you're gonna
Speaker 2: be disappointed, and he shouldn't be.
Speaker 1: Honestly, Well, I guess then. I think it would be
Speaker 1: a bit cruel for her to say he jokes that
Speaker 1: it's Heroin, but this time with an E. Because as
Speaker 1: much as someone has hurt you, like a drug, addiction
Speaker 1: is serious. So I don't think that she would make
Speaker 1: that jest of it.
Speaker 2: No, I'm just saying that she would say it if
Speaker 2: if that person had said it, like if the person
Speaker 2: that said it, because he jokes, it's him saying it.
Speaker 2: So either Travis said this or someone else said this, right,
Speaker 2: And if it was the someone else, I don't find
Speaker 2: it bad if she's saying the joke for him, even
Speaker 2: though I mean she talks about his drug addiction, like
Speaker 2: but you wanted drugs more and I just watched it happen.
Speaker 2: When I first heard that, I was like, Oh, what
Speaker 2: we're learning about someone's drug addiction.
Speaker 1: I think that's my like top two song on the
Speaker 1: whole album.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's so good. I'm obsessed with that song.
Speaker 1: How you go back to like the bridge of the
Speaker 1: Smallest Man who Ever Lived? Yeah, I go back to
Speaker 1: the verses of Chloe or Samers if your march.
Speaker 2: Oh really, the verses see the Thing That Grows and that.
Speaker 1: Song I tell you, Oh go ahead, No. My favorite
Speaker 1: part in that song is that I want to keep
Speaker 1: skipping back to is I changed in? I changed into goddesses,
Speaker 1: villains and fools, changed plans and lovers and outfits and rules,
Speaker 1: all to outrun my desertion of you.
Speaker 2: Desertion of you, desertion of you. And I just looked
Speaker 2: at that. I was like kind of checking out the
Speaker 2: lyrics before we got started, and I was like focused
Speaker 2: on that exact uh verse because I loved I changed
Speaker 2: into goddesses, villains and fools, change plans and lovers and
Speaker 2: outfits and rules, and also outrun my desertions. So she's
Speaker 2: why she out what is it to outrun a desertion?
Speaker 1: He's gonna leave her, So she's changing anything about herself
Speaker 1: to make him stay.
Speaker 2: She's run, but it's her desertion of him, not his. Yeah,
Speaker 2: she says, all to outrun my desertion, desertion of you.
Speaker 2: It's her desertion.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Even though that's the words, I still believe.
Speaker 1: I don't know how to explain this, Like maybe I'm
Speaker 1: in lalla land. I don't care, but it's like.
Speaker 2: I think she wants to leave him, trying to outrun it.
Speaker 2: She's trying to like dress up and do things even
Speaker 2: though she wants out. She's trying to save the fact
Speaker 2: that she wants out All to outrun my desertion of you,
Speaker 2: like I was deserving.
Speaker 1: Him deserting her.
Speaker 2: It's not though, it's literally all to outrun my desertion.
Speaker 2: Of you, and I get what you're saying where you're like,
Speaker 2: I don't care what she says. I know the feeling
Speaker 2: that she's trying to convey, and I'm gonna go with that,
Speaker 2: and I totally trust you to do that. But I
Speaker 2: think it could also be the other thing, because.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 2: Look at you looking off into the distance. Don't desert me. No,
Speaker 2: you know the part of the song that really kills
Speaker 2: me is if you want to break my cold, cold heart,
Speaker 2: just say I loved you the way that you were.
Speaker 2: Like She's all she's asking for is like these. If
Speaker 2: you want to tear my world apart, just say you've
Speaker 2: always wondered, Like all you have to all you have
Speaker 2: to do to get me to not desert you is
Speaker 2: say these two things. Say I love you the way
Speaker 2: that you were. Just say that and I will stick around.
Speaker 2: Or if you want to tear my world apart, if
Speaker 2: you want to like you want to keep me, just
Speaker 2: say you've always want like And if if we are
Speaker 2: broken up and then you want to keep me or
Speaker 2: get me back, just say I've always wondered what we
Speaker 2: could have been. Like just she just wants a little
Speaker 2: hope and she will not.
Speaker 1: Blowing my mind right now, That is not what I
Speaker 1: thought the song was about.
Speaker 2: But also it is about like the fear of like
Speaker 2: you wanting, wanting to knowing something's ending, and being terrified
Speaker 2: of it ending because even though it might be good
Speaker 2: and you want out, you think about your holograms stumbled
Speaker 2: into my apartment, hands in the hair of somebody in darkness.
Speaker 2: And by the way, this person is that she's thinking
Speaker 2: about as bisexual because Chloe, sam or Sophia or Marcus,
Speaker 2: which I thought was a little bit like someone's getting outed,
Speaker 2: But maybe that person's already out. I don't know. As
Speaker 2: a decade would play us for fools. And you saw
Speaker 2: my bones out with somebody new who seemed like he
Speaker 2: would have bullied you in school. Now she's either talking
Speaker 2: about she's out with someone who looks like a football
Speaker 2: player that would have bullied the guy before him, or
Speaker 2: she's with some guy who looks like a little punk
Speaker 2: kid who would have bullied the theater kid. I don't
Speaker 2: know who this is about.
Speaker 1: No, I feel like he's hooking up with somebody who
Speaker 1: would have bullied him in school.
Speaker 2: No, and you saw my you saw my bones out
Speaker 2: with somebody new, So he saw her out with somebody
Speaker 2: new who seemed like he would have bullied you in school.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Nikki, you are turning my world up
Speaker 1: down today.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh yeah, oh my good. Yes, you needed me,
Speaker 2: but you needed drugs more. And my favorite like just
Speaker 2: melody is and I couldn't watch it happened like that
Speaker 2: is the most beautiful melody of it just conveys everything.
Speaker 2: I just sometimes she just like nails the melody with
Speaker 2: the words and it just that the watch it happened
Speaker 2: ones kill me, absolutely kill me. I'm shredded. Wow, let's
Speaker 2: get to sarready did that? No, that's okay. Clara Bow
Speaker 2: love the lyrics. The song itself is beautiful, but it's
Speaker 2: just not what I'm I'm just needing like fast bops
Speaker 2: right now in my life. But I love the lyrics.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and the content and the commentary because even now
Speaker 1: it's like I'm thirty five and it's like you're always compared,
Speaker 1: you never feel like you're good enough. Like I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just loved the message of that. Yeah, it was
Speaker 1: so beautiful.
Speaker 2: It's nothing new two point zero. It's about like being replaced. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and yeah, it's you're the crown is stained, but you're
Speaker 2: the real queen. I mean, like she I honestly felt
Speaker 2: like this. Let two weeks ago when the roast happen,
Speaker 2: Like everyone's just like you're the queen. You literally are.
Speaker 2: People are calling me a queen for the first time
Speaker 2: in my life, and I'm just like, I know that.
Speaker 2: It's they're comparing me to people and saying like this,
Speaker 2: you're like her, but you actually do this like trying
Speaker 2: to build me up by comparing me to other women.
Speaker 1: By putting down other women.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you feel like there's all this attention on
Speaker 2: you and you're you're the bell of the ball, like
Speaker 2: you're you're the best going. And the truth is it's
Speaker 2: that it might be for the time being, but is
Speaker 2: only the time being. This is not an everlasting kind
Speaker 2: of attention that you can ever count on, and it's
Speaker 2: it will always break your heart every single time.
Speaker 1: It is not.
Speaker 2: You are not going to have a love affair with
Speaker 2: show business that lasts a lifetime. It will divorce you
Speaker 2: without and it will start fucking someone new, and it
Speaker 2: will break your heart every goddamn time. So don't believe
Speaker 2: them when they tell you they're the queen. You are
Speaker 2: one person you were. You are someone that they told,
Speaker 2: Oh you look like her, but you're better. And in
Speaker 2: the end, someone's gonna tell a girl you look like
Speaker 2: Taylor Swift in this light, we're loving it, and you've
Speaker 2: got edge, but she never did. The future's bright, dazzling. Yes,
Speaker 2: you're going to be replaced by the next thing. And
Speaker 2: they're gonna say you're like Nikki Glazer, but you actually
Speaker 2: I don't even know what they could say. Uh what
Speaker 2: my biggest fear is of but that butt. But I
Speaker 2: don't even want to think about it. But it's true
Speaker 2: that it is. This made me hate show business. Also
Speaker 2: the song that I saw her do for the first time,
Speaker 2: Oh what was it? Well, uh, let's I don't even
Speaker 2: think it's time to go to break yet. I told Olivia, though, schedule,
Speaker 2: let's go to break and then we'll find out. What
Speaker 2: song I'm talking about. Is the one that makes me
Speaker 2: also hate Hollywood. All right, we're back. It's the one
Speaker 2: that she the song that she played when I was
Speaker 2: at Eras the first concert and I was up in
Speaker 2: the stands and I was like, oh, this is our
Speaker 2: secret song. I don't even know this song, but it's
Speaker 2: the one about God damn it. I think it's off red,
Speaker 2: but I could be wrong. And it's about being in
Speaker 2: Hollywood and they moved to a farm or something. The
Speaker 2: woman moves out.
Speaker 1: Oh it's about Joni Mitchell. Really, yes, hold on, hold
Speaker 1: on you.
Speaker 2: The Swifties are screaming at their Oh.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I'm I'm usually a lot better.
Speaker 2: In The fig and Fortune and The Lucky One, The
Speaker 2: Lucky One. She played that song and I was like,
Speaker 2: what is this? And then I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: they tell you, they tell you the Lucky One, and
Speaker 2: then she eventually, Yeah, she becomes famous in this town,
Speaker 2: and you're the lucky one, and then you get out,
Speaker 2: and then you're the lucky one when you get out,
Speaker 2: as I think, what it's kind of about. All right,
Speaker 2: So The Lucky One is a fucking great song. The
Speaker 2: Alchemy Claire bo the Black Dog. This one is the
Speaker 2: one that most people, I feel, are like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: it's my favorite song of all time. I'm obsessed. I
Speaker 2: can't stop listening to it, and I definitely think it's
Speaker 2: that for me, but I just haven't really injected it
Speaker 2: in my veins yet, but I do love it. What
Speaker 2: about you.
Speaker 1: I loved it for me. It was just so relatable,
Speaker 1: how like she's you know, Taylor Swift and the guy
Speaker 1: she's dating but is over with now forgot to turn
Speaker 1: off his location and it pierces new holes in her
Speaker 1: heart and it's like just so honest and vulnerable and
Speaker 1: relatable and beautiful. And when we get to it, there's
Speaker 1: a song later on that really reminds me of The
Speaker 1: Black Dog and that experience too, which one I look
Speaker 1: in people's windows, I think when the album first came out,
Speaker 1: the windows, because it's like that same feeling of like,
Speaker 1: how don't you miss me? I just want to see
Speaker 1: you again? Like those two were perfectly encapsulated. Huh callback
Speaker 1: how I felt when like I went through my last
Speaker 1: breakup of The Black Dog and Yes, and I look
Speaker 1: in people windows like like I'm some deranged weirdo because
Speaker 1: I did it. I did it. I would walk around,
Speaker 1: I'd go to a park like is he here? Is
Speaker 1: he here? Am I gonna be okay?
Speaker 2: Yeah? And hoping you do? Yes? Yes? Interesting this song does, hasn't.
Speaker 2: I haven't related to it yet, but I don't. I
Speaker 2: guess I don't relate to that experience of yeah, because
Speaker 2: she saying, how do how you don't miss me? And
Speaker 2: I just don't understand how you don't miss me? And
Speaker 2: the black Dog I love just sonically, I love Old
Speaker 2: Habits does scream and it goes prayer and prayer and
Speaker 2: prayer like that that bass and that like banging that
Speaker 2: gets so intense, she sounds crazy. I love it.
Speaker 1: That was gonna be That was a possible name for
Speaker 1: the song. We saw the Voice notes come out this weekend,
Speaker 1: and so Old Habits Dice Screaming was going to be
Speaker 1: the name, But I actually prefer the black Dog.
Speaker 2: Yeah too, and so does the bar that it's named
Speaker 2: after her doing well man. Yeah, yeah, I love and
Speaker 2: you know, like but she's too young to know this
Speaker 2: song that wasn't intertwined in the tragic fabric of our dreaming.
Speaker 2: Eh yeah. The common theme which I also have in
Speaker 2: my stand up of being replaced by someone younger and
Speaker 2: finding a way to make it so like I feel
Speaker 2: like a lot of times, let's say I was dating
Speaker 2: a guy and he ends up with a young girl,
Speaker 2: I would like to tell myself, like they can't enjoy
Speaker 2: the thing, like she's yeah, she's maybe hotter and younger,
Speaker 2: but dude, she's not gonna be she's not gonna get
Speaker 2: our jokes and actually satisfying.
Speaker 1: They'll never have our personality and our humans. That's the
Speaker 1: one thing I think of, Like, no matter who you
Speaker 1: date after me, she will never make you laugh as
Speaker 1: much as I did ever ever. Ever, Yeah, that's I
Speaker 1: have that on.
Speaker 2: I know. I know There's been a couple of girls
Speaker 2: I've met before that I'm like, he better not go
Speaker 2: out with her because I think she might be funnier
Speaker 2: like where I've been Like uh oh, But overall that's
Speaker 2: where I really, I really, yeah, I'm pretty secure with
Speaker 2: my personality in relationship and even physically. I'm just like,
Speaker 2: you know, if you're into it, you're into it. And
Speaker 2: I don't question a lot, but I guess I when
Speaker 2: I think about like a fear of another woman, like
Speaker 2: someone ending up with one, I honestly just think I
Speaker 2: maybe I'm an arcist. I always think they're just not
Speaker 2: having a good time. I convince myself that yeah, like
Speaker 2: or maybe I go, oh, she understands sports better.
Speaker 1: Than I do, or she's a bikini model like I stalk,
Speaker 1: I so first stalk every like I'll just be honest
Speaker 1: with that, and I'm like, you know what, at the
Speaker 1: end of the day, I know what I am. I
Speaker 1: am not those things, but I am what I am.
Speaker 2: And what I will say is I know guys that
Speaker 2: have dated bikini models, legit bikini models, and they get
Speaker 2: tired of fucking them, no matter how cool they are,
Speaker 2: no matter how hot they are, like everyone, and they'll
Speaker 2: get tired of sucking them, just like they'll get tired
Speaker 2: of fucking you, because that's what a monogamous relationship is.
Speaker 2: So don't worry. If you're boyfriend is dating some new
Speaker 2: hot girl, he might get validation from outside world that
Speaker 2: will make him feel good, but like he liked fucking
Speaker 2: you as much as her, guaranteed, because it all goes
Speaker 2: to nil no matter how hot they are. And I
Speaker 2: know that just from having guy friends who fuck really
Speaker 2: hot girls. So that's just my like take away. I
Speaker 2: would never because of my experience hearing about guys and
Speaker 2: I'm like, her, you're trying to fucking her, and I'm
Speaker 2: just like, I don't even like feel it anymore. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: that's good news. So personality making a guy laugh, that'll
Speaker 2: never fade. Like that's something that's not recreatable, but all
Speaker 2: we all, no matter how good your body is, you're
Speaker 2: gonna it's gonna go. We're all gonna stabilize age. Yeah,
Speaker 2: well not even stag and age like guys will just
Speaker 2: get Guys sexually need newness, and uh it will. It
Speaker 2: will always stagnate. So don't think that some hot girl
Speaker 2: is gonna rock his world. If you write rock his
Speaker 2: world a little bit longer than you did, but it'll
Speaker 2: get to as much of a like. He doesn't care.
Speaker 2: Whatever point you. Here's the good news. When guys fucking
Speaker 2: a model for ten months, he's jerking off to memories
Speaker 2: of your body, probably because it's new. It Literally you
Speaker 2: might have like such a worse body than the girl
Speaker 2: he's without, not you, nor but like any girl I'm
Speaker 2: talking to right now, and I guarantee you because of
Speaker 2: the newness of it, he's probably thinking about girls that
Speaker 2: look like you and not her. So that's just my
Speaker 2: little uh detour to make everyone feel better about a
Speaker 2: thing is not easy. Because I saw a girl with
Speaker 2: an amazing body today. My plate's class, which there aren't
Speaker 2: many in Saint louis no offense. We're all pretty big
Speaker 2: like here, we don't look La Hot and Saint Louis.
Speaker 2: None of us do, right, but this girl did. And
Speaker 2: I was like, what the fuck? And I was so
Speaker 2: mad about it, and I was like, god, I bet
Speaker 2: like every guy would rather bang and I was just like, yeah,
Speaker 2: for a little bit, he'd rather bang her. And then
Speaker 2: we're all even, you know, okay, Yeah, so so hi,
Speaker 2: uh sorry, I'm gonna get you back. I love this.
Speaker 2: We all there's rumors that I'm gonna get you back.
Speaker 2: There's no spaces in it, because that's a lot. A
Speaker 2: thing that a certain band does in their songs. A
Speaker 2: lot is that they combine words and make a really
Speaker 2: long word. Okay, so that's a style that Wait a second,
Speaker 2: there is a lyric that I wanted to talk to
Speaker 2: you about about in lower case. I put you in
Speaker 2: something in lowercase. What's the what's the lyric? Because that
Speaker 2: is a folk that means that there's something in folklore
Speaker 2: about this person. Oh do you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 1: Because I think.
Speaker 2: That's her telling us that there is a folklore song
Speaker 2: about this person because it is she met Let me
Speaker 2: just find it, Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1: Lower wasn't that in Guilty of Sin?
Speaker 2: Yes? So we all know who guilty of Sin is about, right,
Speaker 2: So wait, let's find it. So sorry to everyone guilty.
Speaker 2: You can take this stuff out if this goes on
Speaker 2: too long, please editor. Okay, guilty as sin. Uh yeah,
Speaker 2: I keep my keep these longings locked. I keep these
Speaker 2: longings locked in lowercase inside of vault. Okay. Vault is
Speaker 2: obviously making us think of albums and songs that never
Speaker 2: made it. This might have been a song that was
Speaker 2: meant for folklore. It is in lowercase. It's a could
Speaker 2: be a vault track for folklore. I'm putting this together now,
Speaker 2: breaking news that is amazing kind of could fit on
Speaker 2: folklore if it was produced a little bit differently. And
Speaker 2: by the way, when she was making fil folklore, this
Speaker 2: is definitely when those fantasies were probably happening in the
Speaker 2: end of her relationship or when it was kind of stagnating. Right,
Speaker 2: So anyway back to uh, I'm gonna get you back.
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, I'm gonna get you back is the one
Speaker 2: in the lowercase. Not Guilty of Sin, but I'm gonna
Speaker 2: get you back. Everyone's saying that this is like Olivia
Speaker 2: Ravnigo already made this song like I'm Gonna get him
Speaker 2: back that song.
Speaker 1: Which I do, like, I don't know that song.
Speaker 2: What the fuck are people talking about when they say that,
Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck If the song is the
Speaker 2: same exact idea or theme, it's two different artists. It's
Speaker 2: like being like, and go, why did you paint those flowers?
Speaker 2: Monette painted flowers like that? What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: Don't you dare say that a girl can't write a
Speaker 2: similarly themed song about getting a guy back and in
Speaker 2: the same year, And that is I'll be the first
Speaker 2: to say if someone has like copied someone, Taylor's does
Speaker 2: not copy anyone, and she's certainly not gonna copy someone
Speaker 2: who she's being accused of, like having a tumultuous relationship with.
Speaker 2: It's an insane idea and we need more than want
Speaker 2: two songs about getting a guy back. End of discussion,
Speaker 2: But yeah, I like, I'm gonna get you back.
Speaker 1: And also this is a breakup album, and so all
Speaker 1: the phases of a breakup are valid on here, regardless
Speaker 1: of whether someone else made a song. Like, She's on
Speaker 1: her own journey writing her own songs getting through this.
Speaker 2: I did not know that the lyric was Lilac short skirt.
Speaker 2: The one that fits me. Lac skin. Okay, she's wearing
Speaker 2: a lilac short skirt in the the a Fortnite Your challenge, Yeah,
Speaker 2: Fortnite challenge. Yes, so we know this is and I
Speaker 2: who is she getting back? I think this could this
Speaker 2: be about Travis because that's short skirt. I feel like
Speaker 2: she was wearing during Maybe she was wearing it. I
Speaker 2: thought it was like shot recently, but maybe she just
Speaker 2: put it on again.
Speaker 1: I think so. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I like, once you fix your face, I'm going in.
Speaker 2: I think that's like like she probably said that to
Speaker 2: a guy, like his face was probably like who, and
Speaker 2: she was like, well, once you fix your face, I'm
Speaker 2: kiss you. Yeah, like I'm going in, like you could
Speaker 2: don't want to, Like sometimes a guy looks at you
Speaker 2: and you're like, I'm not gonna kiss you while you're
Speaker 2: making a face like that at me, like I don't know.
Speaker 2: That just made me kind of think.
Speaker 1: That it's just cute and flirty and honest and open,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, And this is like this is also like
Speaker 2: whether I'm gonna be your wife or gonna smash up
Speaker 2: your bike? Guy, I like bike. I haven't decided yet.
Speaker 2: But this is also like you gonna marry kiss he
Speaker 2: kill me just e. Then it's kind of that giving that.
Speaker 2: Let's see some other lyrics, small talk, big walk, act
Speaker 2: like I don't care what you did. I'm the aston
Speaker 2: Martin that steered you straight into the ditch then ran
Speaker 2: and hid Martin.
Speaker 1: That's an English car, isn't it.
Speaker 2: It is? Yeah, like an F one team. I think
Speaker 2: they were like excited she mentioned them, Um, yeah, sir,
Speaker 2: the song is really I think the song is so
Speaker 2: fun and I've liked it from the get go, but
Speaker 2: I don't hear people talking about it a lot. And
Speaker 2: then let's end this time together with the Albatross, even
Speaker 2: though it's not my favorite song and I don't have
Speaker 2: a lot to say about it, but let me look
Speaker 2: up the lyrics and maybe I'll stumble upon my feeling.
Speaker 2: Sell me on it, girl.
Speaker 1: The melody die Mann set Wild Winds Death to the Candle, Like,
Speaker 1: the melody is incredible.
Speaker 2: It doesn't grip me, but I do like, yeah, I
Speaker 2: don't know that the melody doesn't grip me, even though
Speaker 2: I do acknowledge that if I ever came up with
Speaker 2: a melody this good, I would just like quit comedy forever,
Speaker 2: like it's it's it is good, it's just not in
Speaker 2: my bones.
Speaker 1: Okay. I love the cross your thoughtless heart, Like what's
Speaker 1: crossing a thoughtless heart? Like someone's lying, they're crossing their
Speaker 1: heart but they're not thinking about it. Only liquor annoints you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like, I love only liquor. I like the
Speaker 2: I like the phrasing of that.
Speaker 1: Everything.
Speaker 2: Okay, let me see and when the sky rains fire
Speaker 2: on you and your person I love Persona. I really
Speaker 2: like that. I love that persona non granda. That is
Speaker 2: fun and I just like anything that she is here
Speaker 2: to destroy you. I mean, she's vicious in this album
Speaker 2: watch Out, She's it's so fun.
Speaker 1: I love it. And it was like, you know, just
Speaker 1: the same with your roast and the same with like
Speaker 1: what I'm trying to do in my life. Just be honest,
Speaker 1: does it matter? Other people's feelings are not your responsibility if.
Speaker 2: You're speaking your Troy, yes, love it. What other people
Speaker 2: think of you as none of your business. I mean there,
Speaker 2: but she also like gives no fucks because she's at
Speaker 2: the top, Like how could you like how great would
Speaker 2: it be? That's one thing that I have to say
Speaker 2: after this roast like people have been so nice to me.
Speaker 2: Everyone wants to be my friend. It's kind of like
Speaker 2: I'm the popular girl in school right now in the
Speaker 2: comedy world, and it feels really good to finally feel that,
Speaker 2: like to get that attention. It's just it's you know,
Speaker 2: that's why I was always the girl in school.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to be the popular girl.
Speaker 2: And it like feels nice. But I will say, but
Speaker 2: I'm not. I know, I know what it is now.
Speaker 2: I'm not like, oh my god, this is real like
Speaker 2: it it feels good, but I'm not like nuts over it.
Speaker 2: But I will say that.
Speaker 1: That's really healthy. You should give yourself credit for that.
Speaker 2: I am so proud of myself with how I'm handling this,
Speaker 2: Like I'm a little bit arrogant sometimes and I give
Speaker 2: myself credit in the way like that I need to
Speaker 2: that people have taught me, Like Nikki, lets some of
Speaker 2: this in you deserve it, But I really am not
Speaker 2: it's not. I don't think it's changing who I am.
Speaker 2: And I'm like not that. But it's still early, so
Speaker 2: just give it time then and then I'll change my
Speaker 2: number and I won't give you the new one more.
Speaker 2: Jk oh no no, I'd never do that to you.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I feel like the best part about it
Speaker 2: is that I don't have to suck up to anyone anymore,
Speaker 2: Like I don't have to Like, if you want to
Speaker 2: work with me, great, but like if you don't, it's okay.
Speaker 2: Other people do now that I would have never dreamed of.
Speaker 2: So I don't this lifeline that used to be you
Speaker 2: and me having to be nice to you and put
Speaker 2: up with your bullshit. I don't have to do that anymore,
Speaker 2: Like you would be lucky to work with me now.
Speaker 2: And I'm not saying that to be like, uh, I
Speaker 2: feel that way, like just based on the politics of
Speaker 2: the way. It just literally facts. It's my stock is
Speaker 2: up and I don't have to deal. And you know,
Speaker 2: that's what's nice about having power is that you don't
Speaker 2: have to And and fame is this like elusive illusion
Speaker 2: of power because ultimately if fad'es like we've learned in
Speaker 2: Clara Bow and all this stuff, But that is I
Speaker 2: will say, for Taylor to be able to throw people
Speaker 2: under the bus very publicly like she's doing is really
Speaker 2: fascinating to me because it's someone who truly has nothing
Speaker 2: to gain from anyone from kissing anyone's ass anymore if
Speaker 2: she doesn't want to. And what freedom is that? You know,
Speaker 2: you hope to find it before, Like you hope to
Speaker 2: be someone who doesn't kiss anyone's ass for things, but
Speaker 2: it's really subconscious, like I don't. I really try not to.
Speaker 2: I want to be clear. I don't try to kiss
Speaker 2: people's ass in this business to get things. But I'm
Speaker 2: overall a nice person, and I am aware of what
Speaker 2: being a pleasant person can get me as opposed to
Speaker 2: just maybe honest and being like I don't want to
Speaker 2: talk to you right now, you know, Like I'm not
Speaker 2: gonna say that to someone, but it is nice to
Speaker 2: have a fuck you power and like have it for
Speaker 2: literally like you could say you could throw anyone under
Speaker 2: the bus, and like she could changed the election. She
Speaker 2: could change world election.
Speaker 1: Hood, world election hood.
Speaker 2: She has more power than literally anyone has.
Speaker 1: Anyone she is and her like NYU doctorate. Like when
Speaker 1: they were introducing her for her honorary doctorated n YU,
Speaker 1: they were like, you know, she's a champion for artist rights.
Speaker 1: She like they listed all these things that she does
Speaker 1: outside of just music, and they are significant, like the
Speaker 1: way she fought stood up against Apple, and she fights
Speaker 1: for artists to own their work.
Speaker 2: And that guy who grabbed her ass, oh violence, Oh
Speaker 2: was that? Yeah? Do I want her to stop eating
Speaker 2: meat and talk about it? Oh? My god? Yes? Do
Speaker 2: I want her to go vegan?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I just I am so obsessed with the
Speaker 2: second chorus of but Daddy, I love him where she
Speaker 2: just jumps from side to side with her skirt and
Speaker 2: I'm so obsessed with that skirt, especially on so High
Speaker 2: School when she gets on the bleachers and they're doing
Speaker 2: all the like you know how the ball, I know, Aristotle,
Speaker 2: and then she brand new full throttle and she like
Speaker 2: tucks the skirp into beneath her legs so you don't
Speaker 2: see her crotch. It's such a smooth movie, and it
Speaker 2: looks so cool because she's never indecent, you know, yeah,
Speaker 2: you know on the chair dance, she'll like put her
Speaker 2: hand down, but she'll stop right before her pubic bone
Speaker 2: and slid off, like even when.
Speaker 1: She's like touch Miller, your boys play grand Theft Auto,
Speaker 1: Like she do you notice that move? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, And I love like where she's leaning back
Speaker 2: and they go back side to side. I'm so obsessed
Speaker 2: I cannot wait to see it. I'm going, I'm hopefully
Speaker 2: gonna go see her somewhere in Europe. But I still
Speaker 2: haven't gotten confirmation on those tickets. But I think I
Speaker 2: have another in we you.
Speaker 1: Know what we could do. We could get like I
Speaker 1: don't know, like just like a set of four of five, five,
Speaker 1: six tickets and just like all you bring your mom,
Speaker 1: like it'll be me, my cousin, my aun.
Speaker 2: How do you go about getting tickets? I'm I'm going
Speaker 2: to go on through Recell site sites and then they're available.
Speaker 1: And stubhob Yeah, I mean they're not the cheapest if
Speaker 1: I'm being honest, especially seated on because my aunt doesn't
Speaker 1: My aunt doesn't want to sit on the floor because
Speaker 1: it's three hours and she needs to sit down for
Speaker 1: a bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think we're gonna go separate because I gotta
Speaker 2: be I gotta be standing all the time. Okay, I
Speaker 2: got to be on the floor. I got really Oh
Speaker 2: I'm not never. I'm never not being on the floor again.
Speaker 2: And I'll go if someone has tickets that I but
Speaker 2: it's just how I like to see it. I've seen
Speaker 2: it in every little different way, and that's how I
Speaker 2: like to be floor is king for you and I
Speaker 2: got I gotta see eras on the floor and I
Speaker 2: gotta be on I want to be on one of
Speaker 2: the sides because I want to see that fucking I
Speaker 2: want to see close up of the smallest Man who
Speaker 2: ever lived Bridge. And if you have don't know what
Speaker 2: I'm talking about, you need to go find the video
Speaker 2: right now and watch it a million times with me.
Speaker 2: And then if you ever meet me in person, can
Speaker 2: we just at the meet and greet sing the Bridge
Speaker 2: to the Smallest Man who Ever lived together? That is
Speaker 2: something I would like to do with besties who come
Speaker 2: to the show. But we have to go. This podcast
Speaker 2: has gone on far too long, and we will do
Speaker 2: another one to cover the rest of the songs soon.
Speaker 2: But this was so fun and it always is. I
Speaker 2: love you, Nora, I love you more, Nikki. Bye, guys,
Speaker 2: don't be cud and listen to Taylor