WEBVTT - #234: That Big Ass Can't Ride That Small Ass

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<v Speaker 1>Start uf dot up, start up, Brooklyn buys start up,

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<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn buys dot up. They're making noise. Do up dot up,

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<v Speaker 1>Episode two thirty four, The Brooklyn Boys Podcast. Hello, I

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<v Speaker 1>would like to apologize. Last week it was two thirty three,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was all excited at the beginning to say

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<v Speaker 1>we are only a hundred episodes away from three thirty three,

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<v Speaker 1>and I forgot. So now we're only episodes away from

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<v Speaker 1>three three? Why is three three a significant number? Is

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<v Speaker 1>this a movie quote or something? What am I? No? No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's three three and three, that's all. And it's halfway

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<v Speaker 1>to six six six. So yeah, but okay, so we'll

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<v Speaker 1>guess what. We're a hundred away from three thirty four.

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<v Speaker 1>So how about that? Try about that? Well, we hit

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<v Speaker 1>too twenty two. We made a deal out of it,

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<v Speaker 1>didn't we say something? Did we? Those are angels. Those

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<v Speaker 1>are regarded as angel numbers. Four four four numbers. No, no, angels,

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<v Speaker 1>angels don't count it. Some people they value this, like

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<v Speaker 1>when you look at the clock and it says eleven eleven,

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<v Speaker 1>you make a wish? Yeah? Can I tell you when

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<v Speaker 1>I used to work at Rolling Roaster? You're not impressed? No,

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<v Speaker 1>When I used to work at Rolling Roaster, which is

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<v Speaker 1>a really big fast food restaurant and cheap, said Baby Brooklyn,

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<v Speaker 1>huge business. Right, So the clientele that was all very

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<v Speaker 1>similar and whenever I would give them their their number,

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<v Speaker 1>like so the way you the way you would um

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<v Speaker 1>the way you do it is you come to the

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<v Speaker 1>register in order and then you would slide back a

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<v Speaker 1>few feet or sit down and we call your number.

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<v Speaker 1>You come to the counter and get your food on

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<v Speaker 1>a tray. So it's not like McDonald's where you stand

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<v Speaker 1>there and they give you the food. It takes a

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<v Speaker 1>little while. It's a little higher quality fast food. It's okay.

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<v Speaker 1>The in fact, I think the remember correctly, we're not

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<v Speaker 1>so fast Rolling Roaster was. There was their jingle anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>So either you give them the total price like it's

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<v Speaker 1>ten mils and seventeen cents, or you'd say your numbers

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<v Speaker 1>three four right, one to a thousand, one to nine

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<v Speaker 1>nine and it reset inevitably seven or eight times a shift.

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<v Speaker 1>You'd get somebody going, ah, your numbers two three four, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a good number. I gotta play that number as

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<v Speaker 1>as if the machine knows what a good number is.

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<v Speaker 1>But the dumb luck is how most people hit the

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<v Speaker 1>lot of You know, why couldn't you just go play

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<v Speaker 1>two thirty four? Anyway? What's your bad number? There's no

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<v Speaker 1>good at bad numbers, is my point. They're all numbers,

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<v Speaker 1>but four four four it's a good number. Four is

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<v Speaker 1>an angel number for a lot of people, meaning they

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<v Speaker 1>think that that specific combination it means good luck, or

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<v Speaker 1>someone's watching over them, and there's things are good that

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<v Speaker 1>are that are gonna happen. My friend Brian Jet skip Brian, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>not toilet full, asleep on the toilet, Prian not toilet

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<v Speaker 1>Brian jets keep Brian firm. He believes in his angel

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<v Speaker 1>number and it happens to be four four four. So

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<v Speaker 1>when he sees that, he goes crazy. He's like, oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, look at this scary PM. We looked at

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<v Speaker 1>the clock at that time. Don't you find yourself looking

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<v Speaker 1>at the clock at this I see myself. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's crazy. I always look a four every night. The

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<v Speaker 1>clock is a is a man made function. We we

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<v Speaker 1>invented it, but it's not it's not why am I

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<v Speaker 1>not looking at the clock at nine thirty six? Or no,

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<v Speaker 1>you just don't remember it because it's because it's so

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<v Speaker 1>I look at it. I'm like, oh my god, it's

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<v Speaker 1>I keep, I keep. Why am I reminded to look

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<v Speaker 1>at the clock at when you look when you look

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<v Speaker 1>at the clock at seven, it doesn't register with you.

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<v Speaker 1>It's only registered. It's only registered because you made yourself

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<v Speaker 1>try to remember that number. No, your brain doesn't have

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<v Speaker 1>a clock in it. It doesn't know what nine twenty

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<v Speaker 1>four is. It might know that it's in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Your brain might know it's time to wake up. So's

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<v Speaker 1>I'm looking at all these other times? Yes, of course

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<v Speaker 1>you are as well. Of course you're at sixty times

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<v Speaker 1>twelve is how many different numbers can be on the clock.

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<v Speaker 1>I know. But it's crazy that I always tend to

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<v Speaker 1>look at the clock at I'm like, there it is again,

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<v Speaker 1>I happened to look at it at I'm gonna call

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<v Speaker 1>you at nine twenty two tonight and tell you to

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<v Speaker 1>look at the clock. Okay, he look at the clock

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<v Speaker 1>at nine twenty two. Not discounting other times. I'm just saying,

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<v Speaker 1>there's something that's the time that I look at the

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<v Speaker 1>clock most. Does that make sense? No? No, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>But your your brain doesn't know it's right, I think

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<v Speaker 1>there's something more to it, I think. But you're born

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<v Speaker 1>on September were you're born at in the morning at night? No, right,

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<v Speaker 1>it's coincidence. Coincidence, Yeah, it is coincidence. I didn't say

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't, but it was. It's crazy that that happens.

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<v Speaker 1>I because do you make a wish at eleven? You're

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to? Yeah, when was the last time you made

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<v Speaker 1>a wish and it happened? And not from coincidence? Like?

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<v Speaker 1>Not that? Like you wish the Mets would win and

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<v Speaker 1>they want that's not a thing. That's not a thing either.

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<v Speaker 1>No scary of eleven eleven worked? It be no cancer,

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<v Speaker 1>no wars, no one would die because that's what everybody

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<v Speaker 1>wishes for. Everyone would be rich. It's it's tradition. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>I still gotta make my wish at eleven eleven. Listen

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<v Speaker 1>if that makes you happy, If listen, slices, this is

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<v Speaker 1>just me talking, This is me. I am a doubting Thomas.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh So you you go ahead and be happy and

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<v Speaker 1>you enjoy life anyway you want. I don't take joy

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<v Speaker 1>in that. That doesn't mean you should. What about a

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<v Speaker 1>cause and effect thing? Where um I crumble up a

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<v Speaker 1>piece of paper, and I want to get it into

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<v Speaker 1>the garbage pail across the room. And I say to myself,

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<v Speaker 1>if I make this shot, then this is gonna happen. Right.

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<v Speaker 1>Then you miss, and then you say two out of three?

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<v Speaker 1>That's what everything? That's no. No, if I get it in, No,

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<v Speaker 1>But if I get it in. So you think a

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<v Speaker 1>random piece of paper thrown into a random garbage pail

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<v Speaker 1>with your random limited ability to shoot a basketball. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and if I get it in, it's going to affect

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<v Speaker 1>your plane landing safely. Well, that's expected. I'm talking about

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<v Speaker 1>maybe maybe I'll win some money or right, maybe go

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<v Speaker 1>ahead and try that. Now, go ahead and shoot a

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<v Speaker 1>crawling up some paper. Go ahead, shoot it into your basket,

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<v Speaker 1>and let's see if you win any money. If that's

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<v Speaker 1>what you want to do. What you're your paper and

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<v Speaker 1>your your wish. Are you trying to say I'm wasting paper? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying you're wasting paper. The tree did not die

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<v Speaker 1>so you could do this, But okay you are. You're

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<v Speaker 1>such a fucking pessimist man. Yes, Also, why don't you

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<v Speaker 1>wait till shoot the paper? Even better? If there you go?

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<v Speaker 1>Now you're talking my language full have a piece of

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<v Speaker 1>paper and shooting at night twenty four and it goes

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<v Speaker 1>in the hall, yeah, then the whole Maybe it goes

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<v Speaker 1>into the garbage. Why don't you write on the paper

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<v Speaker 1>with your wish on it, Crumble it up, throw it

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<v Speaker 1>in the garbage. See what happened and if it if

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<v Speaker 1>it makes it? If I make the shot into the garbage,

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<v Speaker 1>can then what? Then then you didn't? Then you then

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't miss? Right right now, there's somebody screaming, no,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't cramble the paper. It ruins it. God, did

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<v Speaker 1>we just go on and on about numbers? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you shooting with your left hand your right hand?

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<v Speaker 1>Because that's very important to some people. The left hand

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<v Speaker 1>is I'm not I'm not even gonna entertain this. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna do it because you're left handed. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna do it. And that's evil. Left hand is evil, Yablow. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>as of being a left handed person, I was discriminated

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<v Speaker 1>earlier in life. You know, I was forced to play

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<v Speaker 1>the guitar right handed when in music class because they

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<v Speaker 1>refused to get a left handed guitar, Like that's right?

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<v Speaker 1>What so well? Who will the hell this way you

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<v Speaker 1>can go to anyone's house and play it's are I know,

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<v Speaker 1>but it was more comfortable for me. I mean, Paul

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<v Speaker 1>McCartney didn't conform Jimmie Hendricks. Did Jimmy Hendricks playing the

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<v Speaker 1>guitarpside down? No? Yeah, he turned his guitar over and

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<v Speaker 1>restrung it. So he's a lefty who he's a lefty

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<v Speaker 1>playing a right hand guitar upside down. His guitar faces left,

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<v Speaker 1>but the strings are upside down. No way, I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>know that. You know, his guitar faces his right, your

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<v Speaker 1>left correct, my left right right, but it's it's upside down.

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<v Speaker 1>The guitar itself is upside down because he didn't have

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<v Speaker 1>a left handed guitar. Oh, I didn't know that. So

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<v Speaker 1>he learned how to play guitar backwards. That's upside down.

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<v Speaker 1>Well yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, I play the right hand

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<v Speaker 1>guitar side now, yep, but me dextrous but in yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 1>but when I that's probably one of the reasons why

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't learn and care for the guitar, because I

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't a strong guitar player. I couldn't strum with my

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<v Speaker 1>right hand. I couldn't you know, use the pick with

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<v Speaker 1>my right hand as right. I wanted so badly because

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<v Speaker 1>my power hand is my left hand, as you know,

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<v Speaker 1>as your parts of your body now, so so I

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<v Speaker 1>would I would want to strum with my left hand,

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<v Speaker 1>but and do the chord, you know, the progression and

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<v Speaker 1>changing with my fingers on the right. Couldn't do it.

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't do it. Yeah, so so yeah, I could

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<v Speaker 1>see that. I could see that. See I could. I

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<v Speaker 1>could make the chords with my right hand, yeah, right,

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<v Speaker 1>like I could definitely play that part with my right

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<v Speaker 1>hand if I trained. But the left hand, no, I

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't strum not not as well, of course not. Did

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<v Speaker 1>we just go on for ten minutes about numbers and

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<v Speaker 1>strumming and making wishes and left hand versus right hand?

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<v Speaker 1>Why not? This is what our podcast is. It's your

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<v Speaker 1>is and you love it podcast? As I was about

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<v Speaker 1>to say, so you mean something in the party they go?

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<v Speaker 1>You do a podcast? What's it about? Who can answer that?

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<v Speaker 1>Who could say what it's about on a weekly basis?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. You know what I did? I just

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<v Speaker 1>got an alert on my phone, because when you when

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<v Speaker 1>you watch things on eBay, you get an alert, right

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<v Speaker 1>like if it if somebody makes you an offer, or

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<v Speaker 1>if the price drops, You've had that happen to you,

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<v Speaker 1>right my count Chocula Wacky Packages autographed card from Comic

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<v Speaker 1>Con went down ten dollars on somebody's Uh, I guess

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<v Speaker 1>the love Affairs wearing off. Oh so they started high.

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<v Speaker 1>It didn't start at fifty. Now it's at because it

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<v Speaker 1>didn't sell because people like, what's this? Well, the people

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<v Speaker 1>that wanted it right away got it, and now it's

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<v Speaker 1>down to thirty. And get this, get this part. I

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<v Speaker 1>love this part five nine shipping the ship of baseball card.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait a second, so I'm paying for the wacky package, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and then about more than your another five dollars. I

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<v Speaker 1>mailed two things out yesterday. I go to the post office.

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<v Speaker 1>One was a wooden picture frame with a photo in

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<v Speaker 1>it that somebody wanted an old picture frame. I had

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<v Speaker 1>a friend of the family and an article of clothing

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<v Speaker 1>that I sold online, not on eBay. I sold it online,

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<v Speaker 1>so I had to pay for my own shipping. The

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<v Speaker 1>clothing was in a yellow Manila envelope, not Vanila envelope, Manila, Manila, Manila,

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<v Speaker 1>and the other one was in a box I would

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<v Speaker 1>say maybe two inches high inch and a half high,

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<v Speaker 1>but I would say like eighteen inches square, So a

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<v Speaker 1>flat square box with a wooden, relatively solid picture frame.

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<v Speaker 1>And so I asked how much to ship the heavy

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<v Speaker 1>wooden picture frame. She says said, all right, well I'll

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<v Speaker 1>suck it up. How much to mail the lightweight minill

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<v Speaker 1>envelope with sweatpants in it? What it's like, it's lighter

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<v Speaker 1>and smaller. That's just what it says. That can't beee

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<v Speaker 1>what it says, and she turns the screen around you.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what it says. Is this the United States Postal

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<v Speaker 1>Service ESPs. Yes, they're known for flat rates. They this

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't a flat rate box. You have to put it

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<v Speaker 1>in one of their flat rate boxes. Simpling things, making

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<v Speaker 1>things more simple for people. And that's no simple. It

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<v Speaker 1>does not mean I want the same price for the

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<v Speaker 1>heavy thing in the light thing. No. They put things

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<v Speaker 1>into categories once you exceed that stuff from David Brodie

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<v Speaker 1>and stuff not from David Brodie. Know what I'm saying

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<v Speaker 1>is sometimes when you go over a certain amount, then

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<v Speaker 1>they will go give you to the next price category.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're saying, I went right over the minimum for

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<v Speaker 1>the and the other one was within the rain at

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<v Speaker 1>some bullshit bullshit charge me by the ount. All right, well,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, go to a different establishment, you know

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<v Speaker 1>you yes, the other post office. You can competitor. You could,

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<v Speaker 1>you could the competitor. You can send a fed X

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<v Speaker 1>ups d XA. You have other Oh yeah, oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>those are much cheaper. Let's not forget. The post office

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<v Speaker 1>is still a business. At the end of the day.

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<v Speaker 1>Usps they get paid, They have their pricing system. You

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<v Speaker 1>don't go to their competition. The competition has more money.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't ups doesn't specialize in lightweight ship for three

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<v Speaker 1>days like ground. The United States Postal Service has you

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<v Speaker 1>buy the balls by the balls because they know that

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<v Speaker 1>their competitors are way higher. You know, you know how

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<v Speaker 1>much you're gonna pay d h L. Let's look, you

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<v Speaker 1>can you can compete if you throw, if you're a

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<v Speaker 1>ship in a big box, because they make them ups

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<v Speaker 1>fed X DHL. They make their money on the big boxes.

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<v Speaker 1>They get you on a little ship at the post office. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>they get you. They listen. I'll love the post workers.

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<v Speaker 1>They pick you. They know the little guys coming in.

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<v Speaker 1>That's David, Yeah, soccer, bring him in Matt, Matt, I

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't say it's a Scamboni. Yeah, but something's up. So

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<v Speaker 1>speaking well before we get into Scamboni's speaking of selling things, yes, um,

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<v Speaker 1>and and seeing if they retain their value. You're calm. No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>you you're you're overlooking something very big that just happened

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<v Speaker 1>this past week. Last week. What happened last week? You're

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<v Speaker 1>not trying to sell your Halloween cost area. No, but

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<v Speaker 1>that's a good idea too, my cowardly lion from the

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<v Speaker 1>Wizard of Oz. No, I'll say this. I just upgraded

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<v Speaker 1>my equipment. You know, my six thousand dollar, million dollars

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<v Speaker 1>zillion dollar equipment. Yep. That it's called the road Caster Pro.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys are looking up road Caster Pro. We talked

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<v Speaker 1>about this last week because your new one doesn't work.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes it does, and you jingle. I'm using it right

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<v Speaker 1>now and it took it took you two hours to

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<v Speaker 1>figure out how to do a reach around. We'll figure

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<v Speaker 1>this out. It's fine. Road Caster Pro two is what

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<v Speaker 1>I have. Now you're listening to me on Okay, one

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<v Speaker 1>point nine million dollars. My road Caster Pro one is

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<v Speaker 1>up for sale. Now here's some price points for you.

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<v Speaker 1>When I bought it, it was new technology. It was

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<v Speaker 1>five fifty dollars for this, Okay, if we're being completely honest,

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<v Speaker 1>all jokes aside, five and fifty dollars for the road

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<v Speaker 1>Caster Pro. Now it's a couple of years later, so

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<v Speaker 1>and it's depreciated in value. It now sells new for

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<v Speaker 1>like four hundred because the new one came out, so

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<v Speaker 1>four thirty whatever it is, I I am selling mine

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<v Speaker 1>for three hundred dollars all in, now, get this. And

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<v Speaker 1>I also had bought a dust a hard plastic dust

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<v Speaker 1>polycarbonate dust cover for it, so that's a that was

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<v Speaker 1>fifty dollars at the time. So you're getting you're getting

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<v Speaker 1>something now online that you can get online for maybe

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know four and it's and it's us retails

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<v Speaker 1>for four fifty. Okay, I'm gonna sell it for three hundred.

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<v Speaker 1>But do you think that because it specifically is the

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<v Speaker 1>road Caster Pro that belonged to Scary Jones, fingers have

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<v Speaker 1>been all over this fucking thing that you can say,

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<v Speaker 1>David Brody value estimated value of ninety three dollars, right right,

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<v Speaker 1>So my question is do I up the price and

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<v Speaker 1>come out with it that this is specifically the road

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<v Speaker 1>Caster Pro used by the Brooklyn Boys podcast for the

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<v Speaker 1>past two years. Because you remember, my, my, my fingers

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<v Speaker 1>have been all over these knobs, if you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying. My favor the faders, the buttons that start

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<v Speaker 1>the jingles, you know your favorite in a appropriate you know,

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<v Speaker 1>my fingers hit the buttons on these pads, on the pads,

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<v Speaker 1>so actual Scary Jones grease will be on those buttons. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>food grease from pose. Well I'm looking on eBay for

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<v Speaker 1>the unit you're selling, Yes, the road cast To be

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<v Speaker 1>honest with everyone, Roadcaster Pro. How much do you go for? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>this one says Roadcaster Pro plus cover. Okay, so you

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<v Speaker 1>get the cover, the cover, the dust cover is at item,

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<v Speaker 1>but it doesn't matter. I mean, I'm throwing that in

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<v Speaker 1>for free. Okay. Well, this one is no bids so far,

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<v Speaker 1>shipping starting price to what for the road Caster Pro

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<v Speaker 1>YEP Roadcaster Pro Production Studio pre owned with three bids? Bullshit?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, well they're doing their fucking bid thing. Roadcaster

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<v Speaker 1>Pro podcast. It's not gonna go for anything close to

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<v Speaker 1>that dude podcast. So you know what I'll do look

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<v Speaker 1>at it. I will look at how much it. Nope, nope, nope, nope.

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<v Speaker 1>I will look at completed items sold items. Two seventy

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<v Speaker 1>five have been sold. Let's see what's the podcast pro

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<v Speaker 1>podcast Parts only doesn't work, Parts only doesn't work. Broadcast

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<v Speaker 1>pro podcast production pre owned sold for one with fourteen

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<v Speaker 1>dollars and thirty cents shipping. The fad door sold to

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<v Speaker 1>fifteen free with free shipping, UH sold to twenty nine

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<v Speaker 1>free shipping. Everyone's telling me this thing, I should I

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<v Speaker 1>get four hundred four thift I'm selling it at three

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<v Speaker 1>hundred dollars. That's a steel podcast to two bids seven

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<v Speaker 1>fifty seven dollars eight cents ship sold a to thirty seven,

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<v Speaker 1>sold to twenty seven, sold sold for to forty nine,

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<v Speaker 1>sold for two. I have delusions of grandeur because I'm

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<v Speaker 1>thinking that my three hundred dollar item is gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>worth even more money because it belonged to Gary Jones

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<v Speaker 1>of the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Well, none of these officially

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<v Speaker 1>say that. Do not say he's just some cachet to

0:19:08.119 --> 0:19:10.520
<v Speaker 1>that or what is there? I guess that's up to

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<v Speaker 1>the slices. Look, the slices paid fifty bucks and I

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<v Speaker 1>signed my signed car. Yeah, but they haven't used for that,

0:19:15.840 --> 0:19:18.040
<v Speaker 1>they can hang it up or frame it or some bullshit.

0:19:18.359 --> 0:19:21.280
<v Speaker 1>This thing here is you need you need to probably

0:19:21.320 --> 0:19:24.080
<v Speaker 1>want to like plug microphones and things into it and

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<v Speaker 1>start your own product podcast. So let people do that.

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<v Speaker 1>If there's a slice that wants to well, now I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like I'm overcharging them a three D. I have

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<v Speaker 1>the Snowball microphone by Blue that people wanted to buy

0:19:40.240 --> 0:19:42.640
<v Speaker 1>from me when I got the new Yeti microphone. Now

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<v Speaker 1>you've got David Brodie saliva, you can you can spittle

0:19:47.080 --> 0:19:50.399
<v Speaker 1>he spits into his fucking mic. You want to microphone

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<v Speaker 1>spatting by David Brodie. But the good thing is it's

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<v Speaker 1>still free. You know what, there's plenty of DNA on there. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't do that. I'm not into that. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>sexually aroused by microphones. Well, dude, this is can we

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<v Speaker 1>talk about Can we talk about selling your costume now?

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<v Speaker 1>After the break? But are we off this topic? We've

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<v Speaker 1>done so how much conclusion? How much you have to

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<v Speaker 1>sell this damn thing for? Well, I would say wait

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<v Speaker 1>until the hundred that are on sale gets sold. But

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<v Speaker 1>I have a feeling that everyone is upgrading right now,

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<v Speaker 1>and everyone is selling their road can remember what happened

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<v Speaker 1>to me with my scooter? How slice for life? My

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<v Speaker 1>scooter off me? Yes, and then and tagged you when

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<v Speaker 1>he showed up. It was a two thousand dollars scooter

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<v Speaker 1>I was selling for us or something yea, And how

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<v Speaker 1>much did you get on the spot he gave me.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like he tried to haggle me right then and

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<v Speaker 1>there and it worked, and it worked. I gave him yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and then he wrote away with my brand new scooter,

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<v Speaker 1>never used, fresh out the box. And he called me

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<v Speaker 1>a sucker, by the way, but he was a slice.

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<v Speaker 1>So how do not take that money? I hear you,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, slices, If you want a road cap, stur Pro,

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<v Speaker 1>whatever scar he's asking for it, show up to it

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<v Speaker 1>to wherever he wants to meet, and then all from

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<v Speaker 1>a hundred dollar less or from a hundred dollars less.

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<v Speaker 1>So if he's only gonna get to twenty five on

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<v Speaker 1>eBay minus the fees that eBay charges, which is like

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<v Speaker 1>one ninety, he'll clear one nineties lucky or from or

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<v Speaker 1>from a C note f plus the free shipping and

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<v Speaker 1>then things. The thing is pretty heavy. I'm gonna make

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<v Speaker 1>about twelve dollars on it. That's it. Well, no, you

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<v Speaker 1>got gonna come to your house if you live in

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<v Speaker 1>the New Jersey and New York tri state area. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>throw in an autograph tops Scary Jones bit book. That's right,

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<v Speaker 1>we have those. You know what else you could do?

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't you have them meet at the station? Give

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<v Speaker 1>them a tour? Oh how about a tour? A tour

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<v Speaker 1>in the station right over here a tour and autographics

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<v Speaker 1>book are and for an extra twenty bucks, they could

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<v Speaker 1>stand where I used to stand in the studio. Compicture

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<v Speaker 1>where Brody used to stand. Dude, this is like and

0:22:04.200 --> 0:22:05.720
<v Speaker 1>then you know you do? You say you play? It

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<v Speaker 1>used to be my playground by Madonna as it's playing,

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<v Speaker 1>this is this? This is the sign Felt Pizza Tour. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>what this is the Brody and Scary Brooklyn Boys Tour.

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<v Speaker 1>Damn it the jingle matched, damn it. Hey, you've gone

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<v Speaker 1>on enough trips, right, vacations tomorrow? Yeah, you're going to Florida,

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<v Speaker 1>I know. But you you've gone to like islands and

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<v Speaker 1>and uh of courlands in the stream right, that's what

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<v Speaker 1>we are. You've gone to Latin American countries. Horse Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I've been places like Mexico, the Caribbean. Yeah yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>yeah yeah. So you know you can do you unusual

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<v Speaker 1>things like doone buggy riding and paras sailing and jet

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<v Speaker 1>ski a TVs. Right, there's these different things you can do. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>zip lining I've done so. I went zip lining in Singapore,

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<v Speaker 1>I went being in Costa Rica. Yeah, it's so absolutely okay. So,

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<v Speaker 1>uh a friend of mine is going on a cruise

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<v Speaker 1>with a bunch of uh what with a friend of

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<v Speaker 1>his and three of his friends and their wives, like

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<v Speaker 1>eight of them are going on a cruise. So I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going on a cruise in December and he's going on

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<v Speaker 1>a cruise. So we were talking about like the excursions

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<v Speaker 1>we want to do. So he tells me he and

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<v Speaker 1>his wife are very excited. They all want to go

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<v Speaker 1>when they go to this one one country, doesn't matter where.

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<v Speaker 1>He wants the whole group to go donkey riding. They

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<v Speaker 1>want to ride donkeys. Donkeys, Yeah, like on a trail

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<v Speaker 1>like the first of all our donkeys. Calm animals. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>they don't go buck wild. They don't get like horses

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<v Speaker 1>where they can get prennetic and out of controls. These

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<v Speaker 1>are these are professional These are donkeys that went to

0:24:03.920 --> 0:24:07.520
<v Speaker 1>school to go on tours of donkey rides, like they're

0:24:07.560 --> 0:24:11.679
<v Speaker 1>professionally trained. They got their certificate and donkey tours. I

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<v Speaker 1>think you're all set, okay, okay, okay, So he tells me, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna My wife and I are excited. We've always

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<v Speaker 1>wanted it's it's a donkey tour, goes by waterfalls and

0:24:20.600 --> 0:24:23.119
<v Speaker 1>like scenic views, and it's like something the two of

0:24:23.119 --> 0:24:27.080
<v Speaker 1>them have always wanted to do. So a few days ago,

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<v Speaker 1>I see him and I say, hey, so, how's it

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<v Speaker 1>going with the cruise? He says, we're not doing a

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<v Speaker 1>donkey tour? What what happened? He said? My friends, three buddies,

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<v Speaker 1>they can't go on the ride. They can't go on

0:24:41.359 --> 0:24:43.560
<v Speaker 1>the donkey ride. So now none of us are going.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean? What do you mean they can't

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<v Speaker 1>go on the donkey ride? He says, the donkey right

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<v Speaker 1>is a two pound limit, and all three of my

0:24:50.600 --> 0:24:53.359
<v Speaker 1>friends are well over that, so they're barred from the

0:24:53.359 --> 0:24:58.520
<v Speaker 1>donkey right. Next question, how much weight can a donkey hold? Uh?

0:24:58.560 --> 0:25:05.200
<v Speaker 1>Don keyxote I about two nine pounds. That's that's sad.

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<v Speaker 1>So his body is like, I don't know what to

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<v Speaker 1>do because they can't go on it, and they haven't

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<v Speaker 1>he hasn't even brought it to them yet, like he

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<v Speaker 1>looked it up. What do you think the donkey is

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<v Speaker 1>thinking when somebody gets on it's like this motherfucker? Yeah,

0:25:22.600 --> 0:25:25.000
<v Speaker 1>you know, the donkey's like, can we please do these

0:25:25.000 --> 0:25:29.200
<v Speaker 1>tours before breakfast? What makes okay? And to fifty one

0:25:29.280 --> 0:25:32.880
<v Speaker 1>not right? And the interesting thing is the interesting thing

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<v Speaker 1>is this is not America, right, So it's Kilo's probably,

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<v Speaker 1>but in the brochure it's or the website it says

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<v Speaker 1>two hundred fifty pounds because that's an even number. But

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<v Speaker 1>let me let me see what what that translates to.

0:25:46.359 --> 0:25:49.959
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna do that now, hold on, two hundred fifty pounds,

0:25:50.720 --> 0:25:54.399
<v Speaker 1>so what do you what are you suggesting? Okay, so

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<v Speaker 1>it's a hundred and thirteen points. So the obviously wherever

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<v Speaker 1>the donkeys are located, right, it's not limit. They must

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<v Speaker 1>say a hundred fifteen kilos ten kilos. They're not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>say a hundred thirteen point three nine eight kilos. So

0:26:15.400 --> 0:26:18.320
<v Speaker 1>what I'm wondering, Let's see, let's see how we can

0:26:18.359 --> 0:26:21.240
<v Speaker 1>get around this for them. If it's let's say it's

0:26:21.240 --> 0:26:24.800
<v Speaker 1>one fifteen. If it's a hundred and fifteen kilos, then

0:26:24.840 --> 0:26:29.000
<v Speaker 1>the guys can be two three pounds. But either way,

0:26:29.040 --> 0:26:32.240
<v Speaker 1>they're way over the they're way over you. Imagine you

0:26:32.240 --> 0:26:36.359
<v Speaker 1>you again, I'm not I'm not giving my opinion. People

0:26:36.400 --> 0:26:38.600
<v Speaker 1>can be whatever size they want. I'm saying, can you

0:26:38.640 --> 0:26:41.320
<v Speaker 1>imagine you're planning a trip and the thing tells you

0:26:41.320 --> 0:26:44.320
<v Speaker 1>you can't go on the donkey ride? People hit with

0:26:44.359 --> 0:26:47.760
<v Speaker 1>this all the time. If if you're pregnant, can't ride? Right,

0:26:47.760 --> 0:26:51.160
<v Speaker 1>But is that the reason you're tall? That's the classic one, right,

0:26:51.240 --> 0:26:55.160
<v Speaker 1>but that the ride? Right? But is that you know, like, oh,

0:26:55.200 --> 0:26:57.000
<v Speaker 1>I was embarrassed. I went like I went to the ride.

0:26:57.280 --> 0:26:58.919
<v Speaker 1>Case It's like it's not a high thing or i'm

0:26:58.920 --> 0:27:01.920
<v Speaker 1>pregnant thing. It's like it's it's a wait thing. I'm like,

0:27:03.240 --> 0:27:05.000
<v Speaker 1>that's what they're telling you, though, they're pretty much saying

0:27:05.040 --> 0:27:07.320
<v Speaker 1>you're fat, you can't right, they're saying you too big.

0:27:07.359 --> 0:27:09.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm not saying the same thing. If you're an NBA

0:27:09.800 --> 0:27:12.479
<v Speaker 1>basketball player, you can be too fifty and skanny. So

0:27:12.560 --> 0:27:14.679
<v Speaker 1>I'm just saying George and fIF Although if you're an

0:27:14.760 --> 0:27:17.280
<v Speaker 1>NBA basketball player. I'm pretty sure you're walking on top

0:27:17.320 --> 0:27:19.240
<v Speaker 1>of the donkey, like your feet are just dragging the

0:27:19.240 --> 0:27:21.760
<v Speaker 1>ground at that point, you're not righting the donkey. If

0:27:21.760 --> 0:27:24.119
<v Speaker 1>there's a weight limit for para sailing, I want to

0:27:24.160 --> 0:27:27.320
<v Speaker 1>know about that because I want to come falling out

0:27:27.320 --> 0:27:31.080
<v Speaker 1>of the sky. I thank them for pretty say you look.

0:27:31.600 --> 0:27:34.440
<v Speaker 1>They're saying that you're two D two hundred pound limit

0:27:34.880 --> 0:27:38.000
<v Speaker 1>and and and Scary Jones is to twenty. Well, guess what,

0:27:38.520 --> 0:27:41.199
<v Speaker 1>I'm happy that you shared that information with me, and

0:27:41.240 --> 0:27:43.680
<v Speaker 1>I don't feel bad for being a little over the limit.

0:27:43.720 --> 0:27:46.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, but he's trying to stuff me on here

0:27:46.480 --> 0:27:48.879
<v Speaker 1>and make your profit, you know what I'm saying, Like,

0:27:49.280 --> 0:27:51.720
<v Speaker 1>here's my question. Though. You know people if you ask him, oh,

0:27:51.720 --> 0:27:53.200
<v Speaker 1>why did you lose the weight, They'll always have a

0:27:53.240 --> 0:27:55.560
<v Speaker 1>reason like, oh, I had to lose twenty pounds for

0:27:55.560 --> 0:27:57.800
<v Speaker 1>a wedding. Yeah, I wanted to look good in the tuxedo.

0:27:58.240 --> 0:28:00.480
<v Speaker 1>You know what I was. I was getting new job

0:28:00.480 --> 0:28:02.520
<v Speaker 1>where i'd have to like work in the warehouse. I

0:28:02.520 --> 0:28:05.040
<v Speaker 1>had to get in shape. I lost my I lost weight, right,

0:28:05.359 --> 0:28:07.320
<v Speaker 1>my wife and I made a bet step could lose

0:28:07.359 --> 0:28:09.359
<v Speaker 1>more weight. I lost weight my doctor told me I

0:28:09.400 --> 0:28:11.320
<v Speaker 1>had high blood pressure or whatever. I lost weight. Right,

0:28:11.440 --> 0:28:14.000
<v Speaker 1>it's causing if you imagine somebody tells you, hey, you

0:28:14.000 --> 0:28:15.920
<v Speaker 1>look good, why did you lose the weight? I wanted

0:28:16.000 --> 0:28:19.879
<v Speaker 1>to write a donkey whatever I want, I lost the

0:28:19.920 --> 0:28:23.400
<v Speaker 1>weight to write a donkey. Yeah. Well, listen, motivation is motivation?

0:28:23.440 --> 0:28:27.400
<v Speaker 1>Who players right, the same same result. Magine you lose

0:28:27.440 --> 0:28:29.679
<v Speaker 1>like thirty pounds between now and your vacation. You get there,

0:28:29.680 --> 0:28:32.560
<v Speaker 1>you're like to fifty one. You're out, You're out. You

0:28:32.600 --> 0:28:37.840
<v Speaker 1>can't do it. He's start taking your pants off. Yeah,

0:28:38.080 --> 0:28:40.880
<v Speaker 1>I think it's cool. I don't. I don't think it's

0:28:40.880 --> 0:28:43.480
<v Speaker 1>cool that that that's the case. I think it's unfortunate.

0:28:43.760 --> 0:28:47.680
<v Speaker 1>But to be motivated by something, I mean, yeah, when

0:28:47.720 --> 0:28:52.480
<v Speaker 1>I initially lost all my weight, which time the first time,

0:28:52.960 --> 0:28:57.320
<v Speaker 1>the first time, because I was get that jingle ready,

0:28:58.200 --> 0:29:01.280
<v Speaker 1>it's right display I'm not I'm not getting I'm not

0:29:01.320 --> 0:29:04.000
<v Speaker 1>going to mention a client here for a second, just

0:29:04.040 --> 0:29:08.920
<v Speaker 1>for a second. Uh. You watch Netflix, right, right? You

0:29:09.080 --> 0:29:11.360
<v Speaker 1>sometimes put on Netflix, Yes, and when you when you

0:29:11.560 --> 0:29:15.120
<v Speaker 1>turn it on and goes makes that sound. And when

0:29:15.160 --> 0:29:17.360
<v Speaker 1>you watch let's say you watch Friends, the TV show

0:29:17.360 --> 0:29:19.400
<v Speaker 1>Friends and you turn it on. It goes bown and

0:29:19.600 --> 0:29:22.120
<v Speaker 1>and and and part of it's part of the show.

0:29:23.600 --> 0:29:25.600
<v Speaker 1>Somebody dm me and said, enough what they hit the

0:29:25.680 --> 0:29:29.120
<v Speaker 1>jingle thing already. Listen, you signed up with this podcast.

0:29:29.480 --> 0:29:33.840
<v Speaker 1>That's what we do, you know what I mean, Like, hey, Chandler,

0:29:33.880 --> 0:29:37.280
<v Speaker 1>stop going, could you be more interesting? That's what he does,

0:29:37.360 --> 0:29:41.160
<v Speaker 1>That's how he talks. So somebody is upset that when

0:29:41.200 --> 0:29:45.360
<v Speaker 1>I mentioned a gratuitous client hit the jingle you know

0:29:45.520 --> 0:29:47.040
<v Speaker 1>that we hit the jingle or any of that whole thing.

0:29:47.240 --> 0:29:49.520
<v Speaker 1>They're done with to hit the jingle thing really, which

0:29:49.520 --> 0:29:51.400
<v Speaker 1>we haven't done in a long time because I've been

0:29:51.480 --> 0:29:53.200
<v Speaker 1>very good. I just I don't want to hit the

0:29:53.280 --> 0:29:56.840
<v Speaker 1>jingle just because I'm you know, bringing up the past, right,

0:29:57.080 --> 0:29:59.720
<v Speaker 1>you know, I'm trying to tell a story and kind

0:29:59.720 --> 0:30:02.520
<v Speaker 1>of fourth your fourth quote of scary right now, right

0:30:02.560 --> 0:30:04.000
<v Speaker 1>and fourth quote of scary. But I was about to

0:30:04.040 --> 0:30:06.960
<v Speaker 1>mention that when I initially lost my weight on Dr

0:30:07.000 --> 0:30:18.920
<v Speaker 1>Fat loss, I was was. We talked about it. I

0:30:18.960 --> 0:30:23.640
<v Speaker 1>warned you. So when I when I initially lost the weight,

0:30:24.320 --> 0:30:26.600
<v Speaker 1>I was first by the fact the first time I

0:30:26.640 --> 0:30:29.680
<v Speaker 1>was invaded by the fact that I didn't recognize myself

0:30:30.120 --> 0:30:32.480
<v Speaker 1>in a picture I took with Britney Spears. I was like,

0:30:32.600 --> 0:30:34.240
<v Speaker 1>damn it all my whole life. You know, I'm a

0:30:34.240 --> 0:30:36.520
<v Speaker 1>big fan of Brittany No really though in real life,

0:30:37.000 --> 0:30:40.040
<v Speaker 1>not because she's posting, you know, nude pics on and

0:30:41.720 --> 0:30:43.720
<v Speaker 1>you go back to the to the late and nineties,

0:30:43.800 --> 0:30:46.000
<v Speaker 1>I was. I was a fan of the same way

0:30:46.040 --> 0:30:48.440
<v Speaker 1>that we have swift ease Hi, you know that? Are

0:30:48.520 --> 0:30:52.000
<v Speaker 1>you know? I was? I was growing up Brittany All.

0:30:52.080 --> 0:30:54.880
<v Speaker 1>I love Brittany. I love Brittany's music, and so I

0:30:54.920 --> 0:30:57.080
<v Speaker 1>finally Brittany. I finally got to meet her when she

0:30:57.200 --> 0:30:59.720
<v Speaker 1>was out in Vegas on her show when she was

0:30:59.760 --> 0:31:02.800
<v Speaker 1>doing from man her at the radio station I found.

0:31:03.040 --> 0:31:05.280
<v Speaker 1>I finally got I did, but I found got a

0:31:05.320 --> 0:31:07.280
<v Speaker 1>picture with her. Oh I got a bunch of pictures

0:31:07.320 --> 0:31:11.320
<v Speaker 1>with Brittany Well with tight this picture here. So I

0:31:11.560 --> 0:31:13.480
<v Speaker 1>took it and I'm like, oh my god, I don't

0:31:13.520 --> 0:31:16.720
<v Speaker 1>even recognize myself. I didn't recognize myself. I'm like, WHOA,

0:31:17.200 --> 0:31:19.840
<v Speaker 1>I need to do something. And that was my motivation.

0:31:19.920 --> 0:31:21.880
<v Speaker 1>That was my tipping point, the fact that I was

0:31:21.920 --> 0:31:24.320
<v Speaker 1>gonna post a picture on social media of me and Brittany,

0:31:24.520 --> 0:31:27.800
<v Speaker 1>and I was really embarrassed to post it. So that's

0:31:27.800 --> 0:31:31.440
<v Speaker 1>what got me going. And so really the lesson here

0:31:31.680 --> 0:31:37.600
<v Speaker 1>is whatever whatever motivate you. It could be the weight

0:31:37.640 --> 0:31:41.280
<v Speaker 1>limit on on riding a donkey. It could be a

0:31:41.360 --> 0:31:43.640
<v Speaker 1>doctor tell you have high cholesterol. It could be whatever

0:31:44.640 --> 0:31:46.840
<v Speaker 1>in the weight lost world. But did you could apply

0:31:46.880 --> 0:31:49.640
<v Speaker 1>this to anything? At least there was some catalyst. And

0:31:49.760 --> 0:31:52.640
<v Speaker 1>for me it was I don't have five chins and

0:31:52.680 --> 0:31:54.560
<v Speaker 1>that that that doesn't look like me at all. That

0:31:54.640 --> 0:31:56.680
<v Speaker 1>was me, and that's what I did. But but everyone

0:31:56.720 --> 0:31:59.360
<v Speaker 1>needs a tipping point or something or some signal, right,

0:31:59.440 --> 0:32:02.400
<v Speaker 1>So well, for me it was when I lost the

0:32:02.400 --> 0:32:05.080
<v Speaker 1>wait a year ago. It was a picture I took

0:32:05.080 --> 0:32:08.080
<v Speaker 1>a Carmines, my favorite restaurant. You were there with Jeff

0:32:08.120 --> 0:32:11.959
<v Speaker 1>Timmins from ninety eight degrees. Oh you didn't like a picture,

0:32:12.440 --> 0:32:16.320
<v Speaker 1>not like my picture? Huh. So I I lost the

0:32:16.320 --> 0:32:19.040
<v Speaker 1>way I lost. And then the next picture I took

0:32:19.160 --> 0:32:23.680
<v Speaker 1>was with um was with fourth quarter Scary and you

0:32:23.720 --> 0:32:26.240
<v Speaker 1>looked like a stick. Yeah, that's by the way, that's

0:32:26.240 --> 0:32:28.360
<v Speaker 1>the best thing you can do. The best thing you

0:32:28.360 --> 0:32:29.600
<v Speaker 1>can do is just take a picture next the fourth

0:32:29.680 --> 0:32:31.360
<v Speaker 1>quart of Scary. It was last year at this time,

0:32:31.360 --> 0:32:34.560
<v Speaker 1>and I'll never forget this. We were, Um, I was

0:32:34.600 --> 0:32:37.440
<v Speaker 1>doing one of my appearances at Calandra's for the jingle

0:32:37.480 --> 0:32:42.280
<v Speaker 1>Ball tickets. And the Calandra's is a bakery by the way,

0:32:42.640 --> 0:32:45.240
<v Speaker 1>uh in the in Jersey, and I was currently a spot.

0:32:45.560 --> 0:32:50.120
<v Speaker 1>I was fourth quarter scary and you like, hey, come on,

0:32:50.160 --> 0:32:52.600
<v Speaker 1>let's take a picture together. You were the one asking

0:32:52.640 --> 0:32:54.600
<v Speaker 1>me to take a picture. And we're trying back in

0:32:54.600 --> 0:32:57.040
<v Speaker 1>front of the step and repeat. That's like, since when

0:32:57.080 --> 0:32:59.360
<v Speaker 1>does Brody want to take a picture. He fucking avoids

0:32:59.400 --> 0:33:02.120
<v Speaker 1>the camera and avoids these things. We take a picture

0:33:02.120 --> 0:33:04.920
<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, I see this, motherfucker. We look like

0:33:04.960 --> 0:33:10.960
<v Speaker 1>the number ten. So I see what you did there.

0:33:11.120 --> 0:33:14.600
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, so if you really want to look fit, yes,

0:33:14.720 --> 0:33:16.320
<v Speaker 1>I look I look good and you look like you

0:33:16.480 --> 0:33:25.400
<v Speaker 1>kill a donkey. It's the boy. So uh, we have

0:33:25.680 --> 0:33:28.920
<v Speaker 1>two things we've teas so far, a scamboni and selling

0:33:28.960 --> 0:33:31.120
<v Speaker 1>Halloween costumes. And those are the things that we really

0:33:31.120 --> 0:33:33.480
<v Speaker 1>got to get to. Yeah, so which one you wanna

0:33:33.520 --> 0:33:38.080
<v Speaker 1>do first? Well, okay, selling Halloween costs? The Halloween costumes, Yeah,

0:33:38.080 --> 0:33:41.320
<v Speaker 1>because you mentioned our costumes from earlier, and uh, we'll

0:33:41.320 --> 0:33:44.720
<v Speaker 1>go for it. Well, I I sell I've got it.

0:33:44.800 --> 0:33:48.320
<v Speaker 1>I had about six Halloween costumes that I really never wore.

0:33:49.360 --> 0:33:52.800
<v Speaker 1>A yeah, we get them free every year. We take

0:33:52.840 --> 0:33:54.560
<v Speaker 1>pictures in them, and then I don't. I don't go

0:33:54.680 --> 0:33:56.880
<v Speaker 1>to any parties or anything I would wear them. So

0:33:56.920 --> 0:33:59.440
<v Speaker 1>eventually you know they're in the attic. So I put

0:33:59.480 --> 0:34:02.280
<v Speaker 1>them up Bunny Bay or or Facebook or wherever. And

0:34:02.280 --> 0:34:04.959
<v Speaker 1>I sell costumes, right, So if it's not a lot

0:34:04.960 --> 0:34:08.960
<v Speaker 1>of money, so I sold, I I seem to sell

0:34:09.040 --> 0:34:12.839
<v Speaker 1>like one a year randomly, like they go, I'll take

0:34:12.840 --> 0:34:14.759
<v Speaker 1>that one. So this year, I don't know if you

0:34:14.760 --> 0:34:20.120
<v Speaker 1>remember this, about four or five years ago, I requested

0:34:20.160 --> 0:34:25.279
<v Speaker 1>my my costume from Spirit Halloween. Great Halloween a company,

0:34:25.719 --> 0:34:28.279
<v Speaker 1>and they were a client back then for me, and

0:34:28.520 --> 0:34:31.680
<v Speaker 1>we all got, you know, our free costume to dress

0:34:31.760 --> 0:34:35.840
<v Speaker 1>up for Spirit Halloween. And I picked Kylo Wren, who's

0:34:35.880 --> 0:34:41.080
<v Speaker 1>the bad guy in the Star Wars sequels. Well, when

0:34:41.080 --> 0:34:46.239
<v Speaker 1>the costumes showed up, it was a kids large, not

0:34:46.320 --> 0:34:52.440
<v Speaker 1>an adult large. And so if you remember, I taped

0:34:52.520 --> 0:34:56.319
<v Speaker 1>the costume to my shoulders, right, and I made a

0:34:56.320 --> 0:34:58.640
<v Speaker 1>bit out of it. Well, what am I gonna do

0:34:58.640 --> 0:35:01.160
<v Speaker 1>with that? Costumes? So I you never even you never

0:35:01.200 --> 0:35:05.560
<v Speaker 1>even wore it. No, So five years later open right,

0:35:05.600 --> 0:35:07.480
<v Speaker 1>So I put it up to sale every year and

0:35:07.480 --> 0:35:10.759
<v Speaker 1>it hasn't sold this year. Somebody said, you know they did,

0:35:10.800 --> 0:35:13.160
<v Speaker 1>they'll it's it's listed as it's available, and there, of

0:35:13.200 --> 0:35:15.759
<v Speaker 1>course there is it available. So I sold that. I

0:35:15.760 --> 0:35:18.120
<v Speaker 1>think I got fifteen bucks for it. Great enjoy yourself.

0:35:18.719 --> 0:35:22.359
<v Speaker 1>And I had I had last year's Mandalorian costume. Okay,

0:35:22.400 --> 0:35:24.040
<v Speaker 1>that's the one I told you last week. People wanted

0:35:24.040 --> 0:35:26.960
<v Speaker 1>me to drive the Staten Island. Yes, so I got

0:35:27.000 --> 0:35:29.520
<v Speaker 1>another one since last week's podcast, and they said, oh

0:35:29.640 --> 0:35:33.400
<v Speaker 1>can you drive? Are you gonna be in uh New Brunswick,

0:35:33.400 --> 0:35:36.080
<v Speaker 1>New Jersey anytime the next couple of days. Can you

0:35:36.160 --> 0:35:39.600
<v Speaker 1>swing by, swing by Scary and drop off the custom

0:35:39.800 --> 0:35:42.840
<v Speaker 1>swing by? Just it's because it's that easy, it's it's

0:35:42.880 --> 0:35:47.040
<v Speaker 1>it's probably five six dollars and tolls an hour and

0:35:47.080 --> 0:35:51.279
<v Speaker 1>a half round trip, never mind the gas to drop off.

0:35:51.440 --> 0:35:54.319
<v Speaker 1>If I swing by New Brunswick. You want the damn

0:35:54.360 --> 0:35:58.560
<v Speaker 1>costume two days before Halloween, you come and get it, right?

0:35:59.200 --> 0:36:01.560
<v Speaker 1>So I say no to them, and a nice woman

0:36:02.080 --> 0:36:07.799
<v Speaker 1>d ms me, uh Sunday Sunday. Halloween was Monday, right,

0:36:08.040 --> 0:36:15.239
<v Speaker 1>he ms me Sunday? Yep? He ms me Sunday and says, hey,

0:36:15.400 --> 0:36:17.800
<v Speaker 1>can my husband come and pick up the costume tomorrow?

0:36:18.520 --> 0:36:21.120
<v Speaker 1>I said, well, I'm only available eleven to two because

0:36:21.120 --> 0:36:23.799
<v Speaker 1>I have things to do. Oh, he'll be there. I'll

0:36:23.800 --> 0:36:26.040
<v Speaker 1>have him d m you tonight or early tomorrow morning

0:36:26.480 --> 0:36:28.760
<v Speaker 1>with what time is good for him. But we definitely wanted.

0:36:29.040 --> 0:36:31.000
<v Speaker 1>How do you want to get paid? I tell him Venmo.

0:36:31.080 --> 0:36:32.920
<v Speaker 1>I tell him my Venmo and they go a great, Well, Venmo,

0:36:32.920 --> 0:36:35.200
<v Speaker 1>you're not a problem. So what do I do? Scary?

0:36:35.280 --> 0:36:38.160
<v Speaker 1>I take it down from being posted. I market is

0:36:38.200 --> 0:36:44.160
<v Speaker 1>sold on the Sunday before Halloween. Ye, next day, I

0:36:44.280 --> 0:36:46.600
<v Speaker 1>d m her on eleven and I said, hey, it's

0:36:46.640 --> 0:36:49.360
<v Speaker 1>waiting here back what time is your husband coming between

0:36:49.360 --> 0:36:52.439
<v Speaker 1>eleven and two? So she writes back about a half

0:36:52.440 --> 0:36:58.640
<v Speaker 1>hour later, Oh, we decided not to get costume this year. Wow.

0:36:59.480 --> 0:37:03.719
<v Speaker 1>Now it's like around noon, close to noon whatever Halloween.

0:37:03.840 --> 0:37:07.600
<v Speaker 1>On Halloween and I have to now relist the item

0:37:07.640 --> 0:37:09.560
<v Speaker 1>that you told me you were a hundred percent buying.

0:37:10.640 --> 0:37:12.360
<v Speaker 1>I should have had them paying me the night before,

0:37:12.400 --> 0:37:16.080
<v Speaker 1>but whatever. So, uh, next year I will be selling

0:37:16.080 --> 0:37:19.279
<v Speaker 1>my Mandalorian costume. Uh, because it didn't sell this year.

0:37:19.760 --> 0:37:23.360
<v Speaker 1>So f me f me and f her. There's a

0:37:23.400 --> 0:37:27.319
<v Speaker 1>premium if you want to buy David Brody, Warren well

0:37:27.360 --> 0:37:31.200
<v Speaker 1>almost Warren, or touch Mandalorian costume. That's right now now,

0:37:31.280 --> 0:37:33.640
<v Speaker 1>scary and I did take pictures, uh, in my I

0:37:33.760 --> 0:37:36.319
<v Speaker 1>was in my Mandalorian costume last year and you were

0:37:36.360 --> 0:37:39.399
<v Speaker 1>in your Rick and Morty Mad Scientists costume. I think

0:37:40.719 --> 0:37:43.560
<v Speaker 1>so I did put it on. But if I take

0:37:43.560 --> 0:37:45.120
<v Speaker 1>it off right away and put it back in the

0:37:45.160 --> 0:37:50.560
<v Speaker 1>bag neatly, I consider that new technically, but it's new enough.

0:37:51.080 --> 0:37:53.279
<v Speaker 1>But there's no new enough option on eBay or on

0:37:53.320 --> 0:37:57.759
<v Speaker 1>Facebook condition new enough. So what are you gonna do

0:37:57.800 --> 0:38:00.839
<v Speaker 1>with yours? Because first of all, where do you and

0:38:00.840 --> 0:38:03.959
<v Speaker 1>and and your girlfriend get costumes? Because every year, every

0:38:03.960 --> 0:38:06.920
<v Speaker 1>time your rich friends have a party, you have really

0:38:07.040 --> 0:38:10.000
<v Speaker 1>nice costumes, not the client with the rubber band masks.

0:38:10.800 --> 0:38:12.799
<v Speaker 1>So what are you doing? Where are you getting your

0:38:12.800 --> 0:38:17.360
<v Speaker 1>costumes from? Well, what's the deal? Okay? Um spirit Halloween

0:38:17.480 --> 0:38:20.040
<v Speaker 1>for one, Uh, I'll tell you where we don't get

0:38:20.040 --> 0:38:22.520
<v Speaker 1>them from anymore is sexy Lingerie dot com. Because they

0:38:22.560 --> 0:38:26.520
<v Speaker 1>fucked me. Uh, I told you guys supposed to. I

0:38:26.640 --> 0:38:29.800
<v Speaker 1>told you. It gives new meaning to the word fuck.

0:38:30.280 --> 0:38:33.160
<v Speaker 1>You know, I told you my mad Hatter costume and

0:38:33.200 --> 0:38:36.080
<v Speaker 1>how it may be mad. They didn't deliver on time,

0:38:36.320 --> 0:38:38.160
<v Speaker 1>that's right. They said that it was going to be

0:38:38.239 --> 0:38:41.279
<v Speaker 1>rush delivery. I paid for the two day delivery, but

0:38:41.320 --> 0:38:43.000
<v Speaker 1>they didn't tell you from whenever they put it in

0:38:43.000 --> 0:38:46.399
<v Speaker 1>the box. Yeah, it's two days delivery from shipping date,

0:38:46.719 --> 0:38:49.600
<v Speaker 1>which didn't help me at all. And so we were

0:38:49.600 --> 0:38:51.560
<v Speaker 1>gonna go as a couple's costume. My girlfriend was gonna

0:38:51.560 --> 0:38:53.439
<v Speaker 1>be the ches your cat. I was gonna be Mad

0:38:53.480 --> 0:38:57.279
<v Speaker 1>Hatter obviously from Alice Allison Wonderland. And it never came

0:38:57.320 --> 0:39:00.760
<v Speaker 1>to fruition, so funk those people over at actually Lingerie

0:39:02.840 --> 0:39:05.440
<v Speaker 1>Mad Fatter. But alright, going yeah, okay, alright, do those

0:39:05.440 --> 0:39:10.279
<v Speaker 1>trying No, I don't I apologize. Don't apologize. It's the

0:39:10.680 --> 0:39:16.600
<v Speaker 1>Boy podcast. Don't get offended next time I go in deep. Okay, no,

0:39:16.719 --> 0:39:19.319
<v Speaker 1>that's why I said, oh no, don't even talk like that.

0:39:19.600 --> 0:39:23.360
<v Speaker 1>So we're not going deep on anything. So I decided

0:39:23.440 --> 0:39:27.960
<v Speaker 1>to go to instat cart. Spirit Halloween has is listed

0:39:28.000 --> 0:39:30.680
<v Speaker 1>on instat cart. Okay. An instat cart, if you don't know,

0:39:31.160 --> 0:39:34.400
<v Speaker 1>is a basically a grocery delivery service. It basically delivers

0:39:34.640 --> 0:39:38.040
<v Speaker 1>that you're a personal shopper that goes to a lot

0:39:38.120 --> 0:39:41.080
<v Speaker 1>of stores that normally wouldn't have be listed on Uber

0:39:41.160 --> 0:39:43.640
<v Speaker 1>Eats or these seamless is like like like like a

0:39:43.640 --> 0:39:47.560
<v Speaker 1>grocery store for instance, places like our supermarkets, places like that.

0:39:47.800 --> 0:39:50.360
<v Speaker 1>So Spirit Halloween is listed on instat Cart. I'm like,

0:39:50.400 --> 0:39:54.760
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, I can absolutely be just a lazy

0:39:54.800 --> 0:39:57.719
<v Speaker 1>motherfucker right now, press a couple of buttons on my

0:39:57.760 --> 0:40:01.040
<v Speaker 1>phone and pick a costume out from Spirit Loueen and

0:40:01.120 --> 0:40:03.880
<v Speaker 1>have it delivered to me by an instant cart shopper.

0:40:04.280 --> 0:40:06.400
<v Speaker 1>Do they go into the Spirit and they take it

0:40:06.440 --> 0:40:11.160
<v Speaker 1>off the shell for it? You? Well, that was my savior.

0:40:11.320 --> 0:40:15.880
<v Speaker 1>So I personally, oh Spirit Halloween a fucking big thank you,

0:40:15.920 --> 0:40:19.480
<v Speaker 1>because they stepped up their game this year. They're they're

0:40:19.480 --> 0:40:22.879
<v Speaker 1>associated with instat Cart. There's they're in more locations than ever,

0:40:23.360 --> 0:40:26.920
<v Speaker 1>and they have a bigger selection than ever, and you know,

0:40:26.920 --> 0:40:29.480
<v Speaker 1>shout out to them. Not a sponsor, not gonna hit

0:40:29.520 --> 0:40:31.839
<v Speaker 1>the jingle. Um, they just spend a penny with us,

0:40:32.640 --> 0:40:34.399
<v Speaker 1>which they should have by the way, because I heard

0:40:34.800 --> 0:40:37.920
<v Speaker 1>I heard they were doing podcast buying this year, because

0:40:37.960 --> 0:40:41.440
<v Speaker 1>then then none, none of that fell our way. Um,

0:40:41.560 --> 0:40:46.279
<v Speaker 1>And so they're pretty much uh, save my ass. With

0:40:46.560 --> 0:40:49.920
<v Speaker 1>literally forty eight hours to spare, I ordered it. It

0:40:50.000 --> 0:40:53.120
<v Speaker 1>showed up the next morning overnight in the instat cart shopper.

0:40:53.120 --> 0:40:54.680
<v Speaker 1>I gave him a nice tip because they went in

0:40:54.680 --> 0:40:56.760
<v Speaker 1>to go pick it up. I went to my party

0:40:56.920 --> 0:41:00.239
<v Speaker 1>on Saturday night and I was the cowardly lion. So

0:41:00.360 --> 0:41:03.600
<v Speaker 1>my girlfriend and I ended up being both feelines. She

0:41:03.719 --> 0:41:06.160
<v Speaker 1>was she was a chester cat. I was the cowardly lion.

0:41:06.680 --> 0:41:11.400
<v Speaker 1>And I've never gotten such a response. Did he do

0:41:11.480 --> 0:41:16.560
<v Speaker 1>the voice? Did you do the voice? Oh? The noise? What?

0:41:19.280 --> 0:41:24.839
<v Speaker 1>No courage? I'm scared? Or put him up? Put him up.

0:41:25.080 --> 0:41:28.919
<v Speaker 1>I'll fight you with one pull behind my back. Yeah. Good,

0:41:29.000 --> 0:41:34.279
<v Speaker 1>not bad, not bad. A Brooklyn accent for a li um,

0:41:34.320 --> 0:41:38.040
<v Speaker 1>you know, Brody. I'm gonna say this right here. And

0:41:38.120 --> 0:41:43.960
<v Speaker 1>I didn't say this to anyone. Yeah, every everybody. I

0:41:44.120 --> 0:41:47.520
<v Speaker 1>love my fucking costume. No. They were like, like, people

0:41:47.520 --> 0:41:50.080
<v Speaker 1>were hitting me up. Oh my god, scary looks so

0:41:50.200 --> 0:41:52.680
<v Speaker 1>cute and cuddly. Oh my god, I want to hug you.

0:41:52.800 --> 0:41:55.480
<v Speaker 1>It was a good costume. It was it was. It

0:41:56.160 --> 0:41:58.319
<v Speaker 1>was let's put it this way. Um, it was the

0:41:58.800 --> 0:42:02.560
<v Speaker 1>it was the most one of the most expensive costumes. Yeah,

0:42:02.640 --> 0:42:07.279
<v Speaker 1>it was. It was, but it was real. It was

0:42:07.320 --> 0:42:10.120
<v Speaker 1>an authentic It was a wizard. It's the brand is

0:42:10.160 --> 0:42:14.080
<v Speaker 1>Wizard of Oz, so it's sanctioned. Okay, so you could

0:42:14.120 --> 0:42:17.080
<v Speaker 1>probably you could probably get like sixty five to seventy

0:42:17.080 --> 0:42:21.040
<v Speaker 1>dollars next year when people get desperate for costumes. I could.

0:42:21.080 --> 0:42:24.239
<v Speaker 1>But here's the thing. Like the wig is out of

0:42:24.239 --> 0:42:29.399
<v Speaker 1>its little wig hairnet. The you know, it's unfolded. It's not,

0:42:29.440 --> 0:42:33.400
<v Speaker 1>it's crumbled, it's not. It doesn't look like it did. Okay,

0:42:33.440 --> 0:42:37.399
<v Speaker 1>when someone doesn't have a costume on and get into

0:42:37.320 --> 0:42:40.640
<v Speaker 1>the hands of sweating, right, Uh, you could get whatever

0:42:40.680 --> 0:42:43.399
<v Speaker 1>you want for the costumes. Well, this one it also

0:42:43.440 --> 0:42:46.000
<v Speaker 1>has a badge of courage, like an actual courage badge.

0:42:46.400 --> 0:42:50.279
<v Speaker 1>It was and and the the beard and the uh,

0:42:50.960 --> 0:42:54.280
<v Speaker 1>the wig were two piece. It was like a Jerry

0:42:54.320 --> 0:42:57.920
<v Speaker 1>curled wig with like it was actually looked like a

0:42:58.000 --> 0:43:01.600
<v Speaker 1>pay Us. It looked like pay Us coming if you

0:43:01.680 --> 0:43:06.799
<v Speaker 1>know what that's what the right, but that's what that's

0:43:06.800 --> 0:43:08.400
<v Speaker 1>what it looked. It looked just like it was from

0:43:08.440 --> 0:43:10.720
<v Speaker 1>the film. And all I did was put a few

0:43:10.719 --> 0:43:14.279
<v Speaker 1>whiskers on me with some marker and I was off

0:43:14.280 --> 0:43:16.400
<v Speaker 1>to the races and I used it for the morning

0:43:16.400 --> 0:43:18.719
<v Speaker 1>show on Monday. For Halloween, I used it Saturday night

0:43:19.160 --> 0:43:22.400
<v Speaker 1>and the pictures I took. Everybody wanted to bang me.

0:43:22.600 --> 0:43:25.120
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what it was. Well, you couldn't have

0:43:25.160 --> 0:43:27.200
<v Speaker 1>because you were there was no flying right, there was

0:43:27.239 --> 0:43:29.360
<v Speaker 1>no I heard you have a little problem going to

0:43:29.360 --> 0:43:32.640
<v Speaker 1>the bathroom, like seriously that like, no one's called me

0:43:32.719 --> 0:43:35.680
<v Speaker 1>sexy in years. And I put on the line costume

0:43:35.960 --> 0:43:38.719
<v Speaker 1>and it triggers something for people. I don't know. You know,

0:43:38.760 --> 0:43:41.160
<v Speaker 1>people are saying I should have went to a furry

0:43:41.200 --> 0:43:44.480
<v Speaker 1>convention and maybe you should go blond. Have you thought

0:43:44.480 --> 0:43:48.799
<v Speaker 1>about that going blond? Oh? My god? You know what.

0:43:48.920 --> 0:43:52.080
<v Speaker 1>I was shocked. I hear I was in a last

0:43:52.120 --> 0:43:54.719
<v Speaker 1>minute pinch to do something, and I'm like, I have

0:43:54.800 --> 0:43:57.000
<v Speaker 1>to put on a fucking onesie. Did any of the

0:43:57.000 --> 0:43:58.879
<v Speaker 1>woman at the party give you a last minute pinch?

0:43:59.760 --> 0:44:02.719
<v Speaker 1>Like my girlfriend you said? They were all everyone thought

0:44:02.719 --> 0:44:05.040
<v Speaker 1>he looks sexy, you know, they're picture of my cheeks.

0:44:05.080 --> 0:44:08.920
<v Speaker 1>They were like no, but people were, you know, alright,

0:44:09.160 --> 0:44:16.120
<v Speaker 1>but yeah, yeah, how many Jeffrey Dahmer's with the party? Zero? Really? Yeah,

0:44:16.440 --> 0:44:18.920
<v Speaker 1>you know, we talked about this. It was also was

0:44:18.960 --> 0:44:20.880
<v Speaker 1>it the big show of US. I don't know. I

0:44:20.880 --> 0:44:23.000
<v Speaker 1>think we talked about it on the air. I think

0:44:23.000 --> 0:44:26.000
<v Speaker 1>that the whole oh. I was talking about it with

0:44:26.080 --> 0:44:30.680
<v Speaker 1>Danielle Monaro on my other Queen of Hollow Queen of Halloween. Yes,

0:44:31.000 --> 0:44:34.920
<v Speaker 1>with the Speaking Volumes podcast with Sharon Skeary. We had

0:44:35.000 --> 0:44:37.000
<v Speaker 1>Danielle as a special guest and we were all dressed

0:44:37.040 --> 0:44:40.759
<v Speaker 1>up for Halloween. Well, I'll say this, Danielle and I

0:44:40.840 --> 0:44:46.080
<v Speaker 1>both agree that when you do costumes based on real

0:44:46.160 --> 0:44:50.840
<v Speaker 1>life serial killers where real families have grieved, it's probably

0:44:50.880 --> 0:44:53.759
<v Speaker 1>in bad taste and it's probably a poor costume. Like

0:44:53.960 --> 0:44:58.800
<v Speaker 1>it's one thing to be the most grotesque, disgusting evil

0:45:00.160 --> 0:45:04.480
<v Speaker 1>Texas chainsaw massacre guy Jason and Freddy Krueger or blood

0:45:04.560 --> 0:45:07.600
<v Speaker 1>dripping from because it's not based in reality. Right, But

0:45:07.640 --> 0:45:10.120
<v Speaker 1>if you go dressed as Charles Manson, maybe not as

0:45:10.160 --> 0:45:15.719
<v Speaker 1>Cool or Hitler, but a story about Hitler, Hitler, I

0:45:15.760 --> 0:45:17.759
<v Speaker 1>know who he was. Yes, a guy dressed you know,

0:45:18.000 --> 0:45:20.880
<v Speaker 1>a guy dressed as Hitler in New York bar in

0:45:20.920 --> 0:45:22.799
<v Speaker 1>the New Yor walked into a New York City bar.

0:45:24.200 --> 0:45:26.279
<v Speaker 1>A couple of people were spot dreamed, and they got

0:45:26.360 --> 0:45:28.160
<v Speaker 1>him the funk out of there and you know what,

0:45:28.440 --> 0:45:30.640
<v Speaker 1>I stand up and I applaud for that because I

0:45:30.680 --> 0:45:33.279
<v Speaker 1>think that's a poor taste. I think it's support tastes.

0:45:33.320 --> 0:45:36.360
<v Speaker 1>And and the fact that he he didn't care, like

0:45:36.440 --> 0:45:40.160
<v Speaker 1>he was like laughing about it, like h yeah, yeah. Uh.

0:45:40.200 --> 0:45:43.799
<v Speaker 1>Some people they just didn't understand the assignum here. Okay,

0:45:43.800 --> 0:45:46.040
<v Speaker 1>but let me ask you a question. Can you dress

0:45:46.160 --> 0:45:50.359
<v Speaker 1>up like um a till of the Hunt? I don't

0:45:50.360 --> 0:45:52.239
<v Speaker 1>know who that. I know the name, but I don't

0:45:52.239 --> 0:45:54.560
<v Speaker 1>know what the lord war lord? Can you? Can you

0:45:54.640 --> 0:46:00.680
<v Speaker 1>dress up like uh, like Jack the Ripper? Yes? I mean, well,

0:46:00.719 --> 0:46:03.360
<v Speaker 1>well this is no We'll see. That's the thing. It

0:46:03.440 --> 0:46:07.719
<v Speaker 1>depends on how does it affect society? Are people feel

0:46:07.760 --> 0:46:09.759
<v Speaker 1>in some sort of way because of it? Or or

0:46:09.800 --> 0:46:11.919
<v Speaker 1>does it? Oh it's two hundred years ago. Who gives

0:46:11.920 --> 0:46:14.480
<v Speaker 1>a fuck? Well, the thing about Jeffrey Dahmer, I I

0:46:14.480 --> 0:46:16.600
<v Speaker 1>don't look, I don't I'm not gonna dress up like Jeffrey.

0:46:16.719 --> 0:46:19.040
<v Speaker 1>I saw some Jeffrey Dahmer costumes. But here's the thing.

0:46:19.320 --> 0:46:23.120
<v Speaker 1>Are you dressing up to be the actual Jeffrey Dahmer

0:46:23.640 --> 0:46:25.360
<v Speaker 1>or you're dressing up to be the guy on the

0:46:25.400 --> 0:46:27.839
<v Speaker 1>TV show? You know what I mean? Like you're being

0:46:27.880 --> 0:46:31.960
<v Speaker 1>TV damer now you're now you're trying to separate churches.

0:46:32.520 --> 0:46:35.480
<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm saying, because the costumes are designed to

0:46:35.480 --> 0:46:40.960
<v Speaker 1>look like the TV show, right. But you mentioned you also,

0:46:41.280 --> 0:46:44.719
<v Speaker 1>well that's also a recent thing that that people have.

0:46:45.040 --> 0:46:47.439
<v Speaker 1>You know, it strikes a chord with people, right because

0:46:47.440 --> 0:46:50.880
<v Speaker 1>it's Jeffrey Dahmer. It's in the news. You know, even

0:46:50.960 --> 0:46:55.279
<v Speaker 1>even Hitler you could arguably say, uh is probably well,

0:46:55.320 --> 0:46:58.479
<v Speaker 1>it's definitely import taste and it is people feel you

0:46:58.480 --> 0:47:02.200
<v Speaker 1>You see that and you start feeling away. Whereas Jack

0:47:02.280 --> 0:47:08.520
<v Speaker 1>the Ripper costume, even though he murdered people, and you know,

0:47:09.120 --> 0:47:12.920
<v Speaker 1>it doesn't it doesn't Land, It doesn't because it was

0:47:13.040 --> 0:47:16.319
<v Speaker 1>hundred hundred years ago in England. Isn't that weird? Though

0:47:16.680 --> 0:47:19.160
<v Speaker 1>It's the same thing about you know, you know, people

0:47:19.200 --> 0:47:23.919
<v Speaker 1>not wanting to discontinue Michael Jackson's music, but yet we're

0:47:24.000 --> 0:47:30.319
<v Speaker 1>canceling R kelly effect. But but you have a love,

0:47:30.840 --> 0:47:33.440
<v Speaker 1>see that's the thing, you have a passion. R Kelly

0:47:33.440 --> 0:47:34.840
<v Speaker 1>went to jail. I don't want to get into the

0:47:34.880 --> 0:47:40.400
<v Speaker 1>minutia the too and whether people or whatever, Kanye they

0:47:40.440 --> 0:47:42.520
<v Speaker 1>don't want Contris canceled them and he wasn't even with

0:47:42.560 --> 0:47:45.759
<v Speaker 1>them about that. Well, well, well we took you know,

0:47:45.800 --> 0:47:48.600
<v Speaker 1>we stopped playing Kanye on the on on the radio.

0:47:48.760 --> 0:47:50.680
<v Speaker 1>We stopped playing it and on the morning show on

0:47:50.760 --> 0:47:52.759
<v Speaker 1>the radio station, on the radio station, and we we

0:47:52.760 --> 0:47:56.319
<v Speaker 1>we just took Kanye off because people feel But Chris

0:47:56.360 --> 0:47:58.440
<v Speaker 1>Brown got taken off and then eventually got put Chris

0:47:58.520 --> 0:48:01.439
<v Speaker 1>Brown still on. He was taken off for a little while.

0:48:01.600 --> 0:48:03.640
<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm saying. It's all about how people are

0:48:03.640 --> 0:48:09.120
<v Speaker 1>feeling in the moment, right. So yeah, so it's a

0:48:09.160 --> 0:48:12.640
<v Speaker 1>weird conversation to have, I suppose, but it's interesting. It's

0:48:12.680 --> 0:48:16.759
<v Speaker 1>something that should make everybody think. Right So yeah, so

0:48:16.760 --> 0:48:22.080
<v Speaker 1>so Hitler and Dahmer, no bad awful, but dr Rippers,

0:48:22.160 --> 0:48:26.040
<v Speaker 1>Charles Manson, okay, or name anyone else from the sixteen

0:48:26.120 --> 0:48:29.959
<v Speaker 1>seventeen hundreds, that is probably a poor person to dress

0:48:30.080 --> 0:48:32.799
<v Speaker 1>up as. But people get away with it anymore. Again,

0:48:32.920 --> 0:48:35.239
<v Speaker 1>it depends on who you are, because you might be

0:48:35.280 --> 0:48:38.560
<v Speaker 1>offended if you know that like Henry the Eight murdered

0:48:38.600 --> 0:48:43.560
<v Speaker 1>his wives and you know, oppressed people. I just up

0:48:43.680 --> 0:48:46.920
<v Speaker 1>was the pope one year. The pope who's a good figure,

0:48:47.480 --> 0:48:50.920
<v Speaker 1>the person who does arguably does great around the world,

0:48:51.520 --> 0:48:55.920
<v Speaker 1>blesses people, He's a he's a holy holy man, was

0:48:55.960 --> 0:48:58.719
<v Speaker 1>the pope and walked around the village. I got so

0:48:58.760 --> 0:49:04.120
<v Speaker 1>many esting Oh my god, take that off. The people.

0:49:04.800 --> 0:49:07.000
<v Speaker 1>Were they people who are very much in favor of

0:49:07.000 --> 0:49:09.000
<v Speaker 1>the pope or the people who are not in favor

0:49:09.000 --> 0:49:10.680
<v Speaker 1>of the pope? Other words, did they not want you

0:49:10.760 --> 0:49:13.320
<v Speaker 1>to dress up because it was sacrilegious to Christianity? Or

0:49:13.400 --> 0:49:15.240
<v Speaker 1>although they did not want you to dress up because

0:49:15.480 --> 0:49:17.080
<v Speaker 1>they don't they don't like the pope. Some people don't

0:49:17.120 --> 0:49:18.719
<v Speaker 1>like popes. And by the way, the pope is hard

0:49:18.719 --> 0:49:20.719
<v Speaker 1>to say because it's always the new pope, Like, which

0:49:20.719 --> 0:49:24.080
<v Speaker 1>pope were you dressing up as the last one? A pope, pope,

0:49:24.160 --> 0:49:28.080
<v Speaker 1>a pope, a pope, poiri of popes could be? Yeah, well,

0:49:28.120 --> 0:49:32.680
<v Speaker 1>whatever point is they people didn't. I'm like, wow, I

0:49:32.719 --> 0:49:36.160
<v Speaker 1>can't believe this is garnering this reaction right now? What

0:49:36.160 --> 0:49:39.960
<v Speaker 1>what do I owe? This dishonor? Uh? And truth be told,

0:49:40.480 --> 0:49:43.480
<v Speaker 1>they you know, most of these people thought that I

0:49:43.520 --> 0:49:47.279
<v Speaker 1>was mocking the pope, but I wasn't. I was embracing it.

0:49:47.400 --> 0:49:51.080
<v Speaker 1>Here's a costume that does good next to this. Jeffrey

0:49:51.120 --> 0:49:53.960
<v Speaker 1>Dahmer over here, you're yelling at me, You're yelling at

0:49:54.800 --> 0:49:56.560
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if dressing up like the Pope is

0:49:56.600 --> 0:49:59.800
<v Speaker 1>the best way. It is, but I don't think dressing

0:49:59.840 --> 0:50:01.520
<v Speaker 1>up the Pope is the best way to honor the Pope.

0:50:02.000 --> 0:50:04.200
<v Speaker 1>I don't think you show your respect for the Pope

0:50:04.200 --> 0:50:07.040
<v Speaker 1>by dressing up like him and getting drunk. But it's

0:50:07.040 --> 0:50:10.439
<v Speaker 1>a wrecking Okay, okay, but the face of the Pope. Yeah,

0:50:10.480 --> 0:50:13.320
<v Speaker 1>but then getting shipped face drunk and using profanity dressed

0:50:13.320 --> 0:50:15.319
<v Speaker 1>like the Pope. You know, I didn't say I did that,

0:50:15.680 --> 0:50:18.279
<v Speaker 1>but we know you did. Hey, before we get off

0:50:18.320 --> 0:50:20.040
<v Speaker 1>Halloween customs, because you're cann hit the jingle on your

0:50:20.080 --> 0:50:25.560
<v Speaker 1>second did you did you partake any spirit Halloween meme? Me?

0:50:26.000 --> 0:50:29.359
<v Speaker 1>I did not? I did not, did you? Yeah? So

0:50:29.680 --> 0:50:31.439
<v Speaker 1>I got into it late. I think I got into

0:50:31.480 --> 0:50:35.359
<v Speaker 1>it like Sunday night maybe, And so at the last minute,

0:50:35.400 --> 0:50:36.799
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, you know what I'll do one I'll try

0:50:36.800 --> 0:50:39.440
<v Speaker 1>to make it funny and I so I googled how

0:50:39.440 --> 0:50:41.000
<v Speaker 1>do you do it? So that one woman was like,

0:50:41.200 --> 0:50:43.799
<v Speaker 1>you gotta download this software and he was like, it's

0:50:43.800 --> 0:50:46.319
<v Speaker 1>like it's called something. It's like photoshop, and you have

0:50:46.360 --> 0:50:48.400
<v Speaker 1>to a lot of work, So like, there's gotta be

0:50:48.400 --> 0:50:51.279
<v Speaker 1>an app or a website. So I found one website

0:50:51.719 --> 0:50:54.840
<v Speaker 1>that was awful, awful, and every time you put the

0:50:54.880 --> 0:50:59.080
<v Speaker 1>cursor down, it moved right, so it's sectioned off where

0:50:59.120 --> 0:51:00.959
<v Speaker 1>you were. So I would try to delete a letter,

0:51:01.200 --> 0:51:02.719
<v Speaker 1>but I would delete a letter from another line. I

0:51:02.719 --> 0:51:04.960
<v Speaker 1>didn't realize it and I didn't notice, so like it

0:51:05.040 --> 0:51:07.400
<v Speaker 1>was just a mess and it kept like crashing. So

0:51:07.440 --> 0:51:10.080
<v Speaker 1>it took me like an hour to finally get one up.

0:51:10.320 --> 0:51:13.280
<v Speaker 1>And after it was done, a couple of people noticed

0:51:13.320 --> 0:51:18.000
<v Speaker 1>that I had written cargo sorts because I had accidentally

0:51:18.040 --> 0:51:21.200
<v Speaker 1>deleted the h when I was trying to delete something else,

0:51:21.760 --> 0:51:23.279
<v Speaker 1>so I had to go and redo it. I'm like,

0:51:23.280 --> 0:51:25.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm not going back to that awful website. So I

0:51:26.120 --> 0:51:30.880
<v Speaker 1>found another website that was specifically like a form, so

0:51:31.080 --> 0:51:32.960
<v Speaker 1>like you put in the first line of dialogue the

0:51:33.000 --> 0:51:35.600
<v Speaker 1>second and third, and it automatically placed them in the

0:51:35.640 --> 0:51:39.239
<v Speaker 1>right spot. So that was better. So, uh, you know,

0:51:39.239 --> 0:51:41.640
<v Speaker 1>like you can get a jester costume. Well crtently, I'm

0:51:41.680 --> 0:51:45.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm not being paid to be a jester. So I

0:51:45.040 --> 0:51:48.200
<v Speaker 1>wrote former jester costume and I put now you can

0:51:48.320 --> 0:51:49.879
<v Speaker 1>now you can look like you get paid to make

0:51:49.880 --> 0:51:53.320
<v Speaker 1>people laugh. Includes a pen and scrap paper, headphones, cargo

0:51:53.400 --> 0:51:57.160
<v Speaker 1>shorts not included snark, sarcasm, and wit. And I put

0:51:57.160 --> 0:51:59.000
<v Speaker 1>my picture on it, and it looks like, you know,

0:51:59.080 --> 0:52:03.799
<v Speaker 1>as best I could do. Yeah, familiar. This is specifically

0:52:03.840 --> 0:52:07.480
<v Speaker 1>we're talking about those spirit Halloween memes. They're fake costumes,

0:52:07.480 --> 0:52:09.920
<v Speaker 1>will you right? Because some people didn't see them, but

0:52:10.000 --> 0:52:13.000
<v Speaker 1>most right, it's like so, so it's like at least

0:52:13.400 --> 0:52:15.560
<v Speaker 1>if you didn't make your own. Yeah, it makes you

0:52:15.640 --> 0:52:17.640
<v Speaker 1>look like you're a you're a costume. So it's like

0:52:17.640 --> 0:52:19.560
<v Speaker 1>a bag, a costume bag. It's a costume. Like a

0:52:20.040 --> 0:52:23.319
<v Speaker 1>clear window on the right side and insert anything here,

0:52:23.360 --> 0:52:25.400
<v Speaker 1>and so you put yourself with no background in it,

0:52:25.440 --> 0:52:27.040
<v Speaker 1>and it makes it look like it's a costume of

0:52:27.120 --> 0:52:30.200
<v Speaker 1>you or a costume of like people will make make

0:52:30.239 --> 0:52:32.520
<v Speaker 1>it fun of their own jobs, like an accountant comes

0:52:32.520 --> 0:52:35.680
<v Speaker 1>with a pen and a calculator and very little personality,

0:52:36.040 --> 0:52:37.520
<v Speaker 1>you know. So it's a way to make fun of

0:52:38.120 --> 0:52:43.400
<v Speaker 1>overnight DJ. Overnight DJ. And it's basically blank because well,

0:52:44.080 --> 0:52:47.480
<v Speaker 1>there's nobody in the studio. It runs by itself right

0:52:49.360 --> 0:52:52.799
<v Speaker 1>in most in many cities, most cities, not no, not

0:52:52.840 --> 0:52:54.960
<v Speaker 1>not in New York. We have live we have live

0:52:55.000 --> 0:52:59.320
<v Speaker 1>overnights in New York. He did overnights last night. M

0:53:00.200 --> 0:53:03.640
<v Speaker 1>how he did? I don't know, take a break right by.

0:53:08.040 --> 0:53:12.840
<v Speaker 1>It sounded really weird. You hear that sounds like muffled.

0:53:13.280 --> 0:53:17.280
<v Speaker 1>Maybe it's your new uh one point nine million dollar system.

0:53:17.320 --> 0:53:21.520
<v Speaker 1>You're I am a funny man, at least with the

0:53:21.600 --> 0:53:25.160
<v Speaker 1>scary Jones roadcaster pro. I know people are already asking

0:53:25.160 --> 0:53:30.919
<v Speaker 1>for it. Um sound effects, stagers, beds not included. Oh

0:53:31.000 --> 0:53:32.839
<v Speaker 1>you're not. You're not getting our audio not didn't get

0:53:32.840 --> 0:53:36.320
<v Speaker 1>the sound. Sorry, because somebody maybe like it's worth It's

0:53:36.360 --> 0:53:38.680
<v Speaker 1>worth it just for that right that the extra bonus

0:53:38.719 --> 0:53:41.319
<v Speaker 1>is scary if you're driving down the highway. I was

0:53:41.360 --> 0:53:45.800
<v Speaker 1>in Pennsylvania this past weekend and there was a town.

0:53:46.280 --> 0:53:48.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna tell you the name in the town, but

0:53:48.120 --> 0:53:49.960
<v Speaker 1>as soon as you hear it, I want to know

0:53:50.000 --> 0:53:51.759
<v Speaker 1>what your instant reaction would be if you were driving

0:53:51.760 --> 0:53:54.920
<v Speaker 1>in the car and saw a sign for this town. Okay,

0:53:55.560 --> 0:54:02.399
<v Speaker 1>th h r O p through group. So you see

0:54:02.400 --> 0:54:06.759
<v Speaker 1>the sign says throup. What do you say? You're in

0:54:06.800 --> 0:54:09.719
<v Speaker 1>a call with somebody, what do you say? That's a

0:54:09.760 --> 0:54:14.560
<v Speaker 1>grammatical error? No, so I I was called my wife, yeah,

0:54:14.600 --> 0:54:16.960
<v Speaker 1>through said yeah, through. I would First of all, I

0:54:16.960 --> 0:54:22.240
<v Speaker 1>would think it would be some backwards, no name, backwoods town.

0:54:22.840 --> 0:54:24.799
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I wouldn't think of it as a

0:54:24.800 --> 0:54:27.520
<v Speaker 1>major metropolis. That's no. I didn't either. But so I

0:54:27.560 --> 0:54:30.040
<v Speaker 1>see that we're coming up. My wife's driving, and I

0:54:30.080 --> 0:54:33.520
<v Speaker 1>see it, says Troop. So I go, look, Throop, there

0:54:33.560 --> 0:54:38.480
<v Speaker 1>it is, Throup, there it is. That's funny. She didn't think,

0:54:38.520 --> 0:54:44.400
<v Speaker 1>so that's great. She didn't laugh. Yeah, she gave me

0:54:44.400 --> 0:54:47.680
<v Speaker 1>the look. She gave me the wife. No, my wife's

0:54:47.760 --> 0:54:49.080
<v Speaker 1>very funny, but she gave me the look because we

0:54:49.120 --> 0:54:50.640
<v Speaker 1>already drive in a couple of hours, and she's like,

0:54:50.840 --> 0:54:52.640
<v Speaker 1>you know, um, we have a couple of things to

0:54:52.640 --> 0:54:54.239
<v Speaker 1>cover before we get out of here with including this

0:54:54.360 --> 0:54:58.320
<v Speaker 1>Scamboni that and and and a problem with the national anthem.

0:54:58.560 --> 0:55:01.160
<v Speaker 1>So let's do the Scamboni. Do you want you want

0:55:01.280 --> 0:55:09.120
<v Speaker 1>the national anthem to lay? Yeah? We found Scamboni's. And

0:55:09.520 --> 0:55:12.480
<v Speaker 1>it's crazy because we usually don't compare notes until right

0:55:12.520 --> 0:55:15.920
<v Speaker 1>before we start the podcast, right, and Brodie and I

0:55:16.120 --> 0:55:18.440
<v Speaker 1>usually are on two different pages with what we want

0:55:18.440 --> 0:55:20.680
<v Speaker 1>to talk about completely. But while Scary was trying to

0:55:20.680 --> 0:55:24.479
<v Speaker 1>figure out his new Roadcaster Pro two. We were talking yeah,

0:55:24.520 --> 0:55:27.200
<v Speaker 1>and I said, so, uh, you know anything special you

0:55:27.200 --> 0:55:29.360
<v Speaker 1>want to talk about? Because I got a scamboni. I

0:55:29.600 --> 0:55:31.880
<v Speaker 1>got a scamboni, so he told me to scamboni. It

0:55:31.880 --> 0:55:33.880
<v Speaker 1>was my scamboni. It was the same thing and the

0:55:33.880 --> 0:55:36.200
<v Speaker 1>same scamboni. We know, we we mentioned. I mentioned that

0:55:36.239 --> 0:55:40.160
<v Speaker 1>makes us Scambroni's scam while we are Scambarnis. That's right.

0:55:40.800 --> 0:55:43.600
<v Speaker 1>This this made the Elvis Duran Big Show. We talked

0:55:43.600 --> 0:55:46.160
<v Speaker 1>about this, uh there for a little bit and I

0:55:46.239 --> 0:55:47.600
<v Speaker 1>was not there, so let's do it here for the

0:55:47.600 --> 0:55:50.879
<v Speaker 1>first time. Yes, So it basically is a real thing

0:55:50.920 --> 0:55:53.760
<v Speaker 1>going on, and you can google it google shrink flation.

0:55:54.680 --> 0:55:58.920
<v Speaker 1>Oh that sounds like a cold ocean. Yeah. Well, some

0:55:59.040 --> 0:56:00.799
<v Speaker 1>of the some of the products that we know and

0:56:00.880 --> 0:56:07.080
<v Speaker 1>love are being manipulated now because of inflation. Prices usually

0:56:07.120 --> 0:56:11.000
<v Speaker 1>go up, but with strength inflation, a company doesn't want

0:56:11.000 --> 0:56:14.480
<v Speaker 1>to scare you, so they keep the prices the same, okay,

0:56:14.880 --> 0:56:21.720
<v Speaker 1>but they find clever ways to to actually give you less,

0:56:22.640 --> 0:56:25.600
<v Speaker 1>so you're basically paying more. We've covered this concept on

0:56:25.640 --> 0:56:29.520
<v Speaker 1>this podcast. They used to give you eight for instance.

0:56:29.880 --> 0:56:33.120
<v Speaker 1>You know I'm gonna say Frido's or Dorris I think

0:56:33.120 --> 0:56:36.160
<v Speaker 1>it was Dorrito's or Friedo's, one of them. They put

0:56:36.239 --> 0:56:39.520
<v Speaker 1>five less chips or five less pieces in the bag,

0:56:40.880 --> 0:56:44.640
<v Speaker 1>and people are noticing it. There's literally five less and

0:56:44.680 --> 0:56:48.560
<v Speaker 1>it saves the millions of dollars because it's per bag.

0:56:48.840 --> 0:56:52.840
<v Speaker 1>You're getting five less per bag. So but to the

0:56:53.040 --> 0:56:59.880
<v Speaker 1>unsuspicious person, to the unsuspecting individual, everything's fine. Prices are

0:56:59.920 --> 0:57:03.560
<v Speaker 1>the same, still getting my derritos. But that's just said.

0:57:03.600 --> 0:57:06.520
<v Speaker 1>The prices aren't the same. We used to be two

0:57:06.520 --> 0:57:09.719
<v Speaker 1>for six, now it's two for seven. Some places two

0:57:09.719 --> 0:57:12.040
<v Speaker 1>for eight. But within the context of a bag, if

0:57:12.080 --> 0:57:15.120
<v Speaker 1>I know that I'm paying three dollars for this bag

0:57:15.160 --> 0:57:18.320
<v Speaker 1>of doritos, four dollars whatever it is, I don't even

0:57:18.320 --> 0:57:22.520
<v Speaker 1>know how much derritos are, then I just know that

0:57:22.680 --> 0:57:24.960
<v Speaker 1>up the prices of the Look at this inflation all

0:57:25.000 --> 0:57:27.320
<v Speaker 1>around me. But price of derritos have stayed the same.

0:57:28.000 --> 0:57:30.400
<v Speaker 1>So the bags have gone from nine point seven five

0:57:30.440 --> 0:57:34.479
<v Speaker 1>ounces nine point to five. So you don't which means

0:57:34.480 --> 0:57:37.480
<v Speaker 1>five less chips. But you don't. You don't see it

0:57:37.480 --> 0:57:39.360
<v Speaker 1>in the bag, you don't feel it, you understand, you

0:57:39.360 --> 0:57:41.240
<v Speaker 1>don't look, and you're certainly not looking at the bottom

0:57:41.360 --> 0:57:44.520
<v Speaker 1>right hand of the piece of the label that says

0:57:44.600 --> 0:57:48.000
<v Speaker 1>that information. But just remember if your bag was empty

0:57:48.080 --> 0:57:50.840
<v Speaker 1>while you were snacking, you're like, you gotta have five

0:57:50.880 --> 0:57:52.680
<v Speaker 1>more chips. And then they keep the bags the same

0:57:52.720 --> 0:57:55.840
<v Speaker 1>size too, They just you know, it's it's the actual

0:57:55.920 --> 0:57:58.320
<v Speaker 1>contents of the bag. So I don't know if the

0:57:58.320 --> 0:58:00.520
<v Speaker 1>bags are the same size. You gotta be honest with

0:58:00.800 --> 0:58:02.320
<v Speaker 1>a lot of them. Look a lot of them look

0:58:02.320 --> 0:58:04.480
<v Speaker 1>a little thinner and not as wide as they used

0:58:04.480 --> 0:58:07.840
<v Speaker 1>to be. To me, that's how I noticed it. Like,

0:58:07.960 --> 0:58:11.800
<v Speaker 1>and it's not the regular Dorrito's. It's the flavors. It's

0:58:11.840 --> 0:58:14.680
<v Speaker 1>like the red pepper, the black bean. What they did

0:58:14.800 --> 0:58:17.680
<v Speaker 1>was which I feel like they did. Maybe it's my

0:58:18.120 --> 0:58:22.600
<v Speaker 1>own imagination. Some of the products, the non main products,

0:58:23.000 --> 0:58:25.080
<v Speaker 1>they disappeared from the shells for a couple of weeks.

0:58:25.720 --> 0:58:28.280
<v Speaker 1>They ran out of them, right so they could clear

0:58:28.320 --> 0:58:31.240
<v Speaker 1>the inventory, get all the nine seven five bags out

0:58:31.680 --> 0:58:34.000
<v Speaker 1>because you were what you wouldn't want is a nine

0:58:34.080 --> 0:58:37.440
<v Speaker 1>seven five bag next to a nine And then you

0:58:37.480 --> 0:58:40.320
<v Speaker 1>have that I that actually says, oh I could I

0:58:40.360 --> 0:58:42.040
<v Speaker 1>got it? I see it, I see, I see there's

0:58:42.040 --> 0:58:46.240
<v Speaker 1>difference two bags. Then you close out their bullshit. Right,

0:58:46.280 --> 0:58:48.600
<v Speaker 1>plus the price, The price is going to be the same. Right,

0:58:48.840 --> 0:58:51.360
<v Speaker 1>the price on the on the sign when they scan

0:58:51.440 --> 0:58:54.120
<v Speaker 1>a bag is gonna say like three seventy five, four

0:58:54.240 --> 0:58:56.440
<v Speaker 1>seventy nine, whatever it's gonna be. They don't want to

0:58:56.440 --> 0:58:58.480
<v Speaker 1>sell the bigger bags of four seventy nine, so they

0:58:58.560 --> 0:59:01.760
<v Speaker 1>gotta get all those out. So they all disappeared. Oh

0:59:01.800 --> 0:59:04.680
<v Speaker 1>where are my big scoops? They disappeared, right where my

0:59:04.920 --> 0:59:09.600
<v Speaker 1>black bean Doritos. They're gone, what pandemic? Nope, they bring

0:59:09.640 --> 0:59:13.480
<v Speaker 1>that ship back smaller, same price, or they fuck you

0:59:13.560 --> 0:59:17.400
<v Speaker 1>both ways. They raised the price anyway, which is what

0:59:17.440 --> 0:59:19.760
<v Speaker 1>they which is what they've done. It's it's like they

0:59:20.320 --> 0:59:23.040
<v Speaker 1>have the gas companies did that. The gas companies screen

0:59:23.080 --> 0:59:26.400
<v Speaker 1>bloody murder that that the Middle East raised the prices,

0:59:26.440 --> 0:59:29.440
<v Speaker 1>but then they doubled their double. In other words, the

0:59:29.440 --> 0:59:31.960
<v Speaker 1>Middle East raised the gas prices, let's say fifty cents gas,

0:59:32.040 --> 0:59:36.800
<v Speaker 1>they should raise the mo dollar. Yeah, the gas companies,

0:59:36.920 --> 0:59:39.040
<v Speaker 1>You're like, oh yeah, because Americans are going like, I

0:59:39.080 --> 0:59:41.120
<v Speaker 1>wonder what gall the gas should really cost. They're like, oh,

0:59:41.160 --> 0:59:43.760
<v Speaker 1>it's going on fun these people. But the gas companies

0:59:43.760 --> 0:59:46.560
<v Speaker 1>are fucking you because they're using that to like price gouge,

0:59:47.160 --> 0:59:50.840
<v Speaker 1>the price gouging, gouging at the gastle off, and now

0:59:50.880 --> 0:59:53.480
<v Speaker 1>they gouging me on my chips yea, and yeah, so

0:59:53.480 --> 0:59:55.960
<v Speaker 1>if you see a product, go away for a while.

0:59:56.120 --> 0:59:59.720
<v Speaker 1>They're trying to clear your memory and start anew without

0:59:59.760 --> 1:00:04.960
<v Speaker 1>you leveling, you will lose five chips of weight. Yes,

1:00:05.760 --> 1:00:07.680
<v Speaker 1>that'll get me a head start this year. If you

1:00:07.760 --> 1:00:09.439
<v Speaker 1>if you were gonna eat a whole bag or even

1:00:09.480 --> 1:00:11.960
<v Speaker 1>half a bag, eat half a bag. I've now eaten

1:00:12.000 --> 1:00:17.040
<v Speaker 1>three quarters a fourth of the bag. Well yeah, I'm

1:00:17.040 --> 1:00:19.240
<v Speaker 1>now eating three quarters of the bag. Because no, you

1:00:19.240 --> 1:00:21.640
<v Speaker 1>eat a whole bag, you're eating five less chips. Yeah,

1:00:21.680 --> 1:00:25.280
<v Speaker 1>five less? All right, bastards, What were you talking about?

1:00:25.280 --> 1:00:28.760
<v Speaker 1>The national anthem? Now? Okay, look, I will admit to

1:00:28.760 --> 1:00:31.960
<v Speaker 1>you that the national anthem, which first of all, doesn't

1:00:31.960 --> 1:00:34.880
<v Speaker 1>really talk a lot about America. It's not really the

1:00:35.200 --> 1:00:37.560
<v Speaker 1>best anthem in terms of like talking about our country.

1:00:37.560 --> 1:00:39.920
<v Speaker 1>There's a couple of good lines in there, all the

1:00:40.000 --> 1:00:44.600
<v Speaker 1>brave Scott Key. Listen. It wasn't even supposed to be

1:00:44.640 --> 1:00:46.360
<v Speaker 1>an anthem. You look up the history of that song.

1:00:46.720 --> 1:00:48.560
<v Speaker 1>It's okay, it's great when I hear it. I covered

1:00:48.560 --> 1:00:50.640
<v Speaker 1>my heart, I stand up. I love it, Love America,

1:00:50.760 --> 1:00:53.680
<v Speaker 1>no problem, I'm so. But it's a very difficult song

1:00:53.720 --> 1:00:57.000
<v Speaker 1>to sing, a lot of key changes, right, But you

1:00:57.040 --> 1:01:00.680
<v Speaker 1>should know the words. You should know how words pronounced.

1:01:00.880 --> 1:01:06.720
<v Speaker 1>Would you admit that? Yes? Um, you should? Okay, So

1:01:07.480 --> 1:01:10.200
<v Speaker 1>I mean if you yeah, the president? Do you know

1:01:10.240 --> 1:01:15.240
<v Speaker 1>the lyrics? Oh? Say? Can you see by the dawns

1:01:15.360 --> 1:01:21.200
<v Speaker 1>early light? What's so proudly? We stand at the twilight's

1:01:21.240 --> 1:01:25.960
<v Speaker 1>last gleaming by the undoing? This from memory? That's brought

1:01:26.000 --> 1:01:31.120
<v Speaker 1>stripes and bright star? Who? What? What was that? Uh?

1:01:31.160 --> 1:01:40.000
<v Speaker 1>What's the word after? Who's who? Before strip Who's brought? Brought?

1:01:40.760 --> 1:01:45.480
<v Speaker 1>Who's broad stripes? You think it's brought? It's not because

1:01:45.520 --> 1:01:48.240
<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you why it's not brought, because it doesn't

1:01:48.280 --> 1:01:52.440
<v Speaker 1>make sense. And who's Who's brought stripes? It's broad broad

1:01:52.760 --> 1:01:58.360
<v Speaker 1>broad broad strag flag, Who's broad stripes broad bright stars,

1:01:58.360 --> 1:02:00.960
<v Speaker 1>broad stripes and broad st right and bright star b

1:02:01.120 --> 1:02:04.600
<v Speaker 1>r O A D stripes and bright stars through the

1:02:04.600 --> 1:02:08.880
<v Speaker 1>perilous plous fight, fight, fight, fight, perilous fight fight weren't

1:02:08.880 --> 1:02:12.600
<v Speaker 1>flying back then? They have planes? What's the next? Long

1:02:12.760 --> 1:02:15.720
<v Speaker 1>or o e er the ramparts? We watched. What's that

1:02:15.800 --> 1:02:19.960
<v Speaker 1>first word? What's that? No apostrophe e er right? And

1:02:20.000 --> 1:02:24.000
<v Speaker 1>how do you pronounce that? Or the rap parts that's

1:02:24.040 --> 1:02:27.440
<v Speaker 1>the problem. That's the problem. So the national anthem this

1:02:27.480 --> 1:02:30.919
<v Speaker 1>weekend for a football game, and the woman who sang

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<v Speaker 1>the song said, or the ramparts we watched, it's not

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<v Speaker 1>it's not r it's or like over or the right

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<v Speaker 1>or the ram parts or or or so it's twice

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<v Speaker 1>in the song. The second time it says, oh, say,

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<v Speaker 1>does that's that star spangled banner? Yet? Wave the banners waving?

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<v Speaker 1>Where's the waving? Scary over over the land of the

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<v Speaker 1>freight are it's? It's right? Or the over about the

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<v Speaker 1>creations that didn't stand the test of time? Right it's

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<v Speaker 1>or right? What the fun? We don't use that in

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<v Speaker 1>in current days? Why Why couldn't he just say over

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<v Speaker 1>the land he no, he said, or but it's not

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<v Speaker 1>or it's not or the land of the first even

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<v Speaker 1>people do what I just said earlier as well, they

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<v Speaker 1>brought stripes stripes broad stripes. What does that mean? Who's

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<v Speaker 1>And it's not who apostrophees like who who brought the stripes?

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<v Speaker 1>It's who's w h O S whose possession, who's the flag,

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<v Speaker 1>who's broad stripes? Whose broad stripes and bright stars? Those

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<v Speaker 1>adjectives before the world who's w h O s right? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>the flag which or you could say because the flag

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<v Speaker 1>that has broad stripes and bright stars, that's but he

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<v Speaker 1>said who's broad stripes and right? So she kept saying,

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<v Speaker 1>or the ramparts or the ramparts. What's my other option?

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<v Speaker 1>And what's a rampart? Anyway? Have you not google the rampart? No?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what a rampart is without googling it?

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<v Speaker 1>Of course I know what a rampart is without googling it.

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<v Speaker 1>What is it? It's a wall, It's a hill, is it? Yeah? Rampart?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what it is. I thought it was

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<v Speaker 1>like a firework, Yeah, defense wall, yeah, sa signo stuff

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<v Speaker 1>A rampart, all the ramparts we watched a defensive wall

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<v Speaker 1>of a castle or walled city, having a broad top

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<v Speaker 1>of the stone, a stone parapet. Yeah. I guarantee you

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<v Speaker 1>you quiz America, no doubt no. But nobody will very

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<v Speaker 1>few people will know what a rampart is without I

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<v Speaker 1>am not asking anyone to know what other people listening

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<v Speaker 1>to this podcast, right, now that have had this oh

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<v Speaker 1>wow moment with us mind blown. I was today years

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<v Speaker 1>old when I learned what a rampart was and our

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<v Speaker 1>ramparts gallantly streaming. Explain that one to me? Well, that's

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<v Speaker 1>why I thought it was a firework, because because to me,

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<v Speaker 1>fireworks gallantly stream what is gallant? Gallant like it proudly.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's personification of the rampart because if you think

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<v Speaker 1>about it, and that's giving life to the wall, it's

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<v Speaker 1>that that's making it sound like a person because there

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<v Speaker 1>it's gallantly streaming. It's an inanimate object. It's it's a

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<v Speaker 1>it's a rampart, it's a wall. So now this makes

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<v Speaker 1>no sense. Well let's see if I let's google what

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<v Speaker 1>that means. The embankments were part of the defense in

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<v Speaker 1>a heroic manner. Uh, this describes the flag waving in

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<v Speaker 1>the wind. That's what it says. What doesn't No, wait,

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<v Speaker 1>we're so what was so the flag was gallantly streaming

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<v Speaker 1>or the ramparts. But it's it's a metaphor. Man, Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>it's a metaphor, are it says? Maybe it's a metaphor

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<v Speaker 1>flag streaming. People don't know what a rampart is, so

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<v Speaker 1>then one person says there were flags along the wall,

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<v Speaker 1>and the flags were waving in the wind, and he

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<v Speaker 1>was saying that the ramparts were streaming, but the flags

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<v Speaker 1>were on the ramparts were streaming. And what what is

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<v Speaker 1>the twilight's last gleaming need? Not nighttime, I guess, or

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<v Speaker 1>the rocket or the explosions in the air, the bombs

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<v Speaker 1>bursting in the air. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the rockets, right,

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<v Speaker 1>latter bomb but yeah, exactly my head. Again, it's not

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<v Speaker 1>the greatest, it's not the greatest collection of words ever assembled.

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<v Speaker 1>America the beautiful that that people a lot of people

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<v Speaker 1>think that should be the anthem. There's been debate over

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<v Speaker 1>talks about America America, debate over the years about it.

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<v Speaker 1>But Land of the Free, Home of the Brave is

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<v Speaker 1>a great last line. So you can't you can't take that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's it has to end. Well, see, all you need

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<v Speaker 1>is is is a happy ending. Yeah, it's like YadA YadA, YadA, YadA,

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<v Speaker 1>YadA and strong forget like this podcast. By the way,

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<v Speaker 1>we listen, the podcast is not as long as the

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<v Speaker 1>actual national anthem, which is like ten more verses. We

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<v Speaker 1>stopped there, thankfully, but it's it goes on and on

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<v Speaker 1>and on and on and on like we do. No, No,

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<v Speaker 1>I got more stuff we do want to end on that?

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<v Speaker 1>Should I should end it on Thrope? Should I end

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<v Speaker 1>on Thrope? We should have probably switched and ended on through.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to Miami this weekend. I gotta go pack.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna be here, So if you're in Miami,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll see you there or maybe I won't. Um And

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<v Speaker 1>next week I'm going to Nashville. God, I got a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of a lot of plans, big plans. What are

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<v Speaker 1>you gonna be What are you doing this week? Brodie?

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<v Speaker 1>What are you doing? Well? I have to pack on

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<v Speaker 1>Sunday because on Monday I'm going to be home. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>wait what Yeah, I have to get everything ready for

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<v Speaker 1>Sunday because I'm gonna be home and then on Wednesday,

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<v Speaker 1>not like normal on Wednesday. On Wednesday, I'm gonna go

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<v Speaker 1>to the store and then come home. So I got

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<v Speaker 1>that covered. After that, it's I don't know what. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. I don't even know if I need sun

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<v Speaker 1>tan los and have to check the weather. No, I

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<v Speaker 1>went out of town last weekend. What are you doing?

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<v Speaker 1>What are you working on the background? There in the laboratory. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>let's see uh something well, nothing nothing. So I've sort of, um,

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<v Speaker 1>I've poked a few bears. I've sort of uh, I've

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<v Speaker 1>sort of started initiated some some emails to some people, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>some phone calls. I reached out to some people. So

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonn tell you. I'll tell you a funny story.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna tell you who it is. But you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the person reached out to a friend of mine who

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<v Speaker 1>I I wouldn't say it's my buddy buddy, but I

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<v Speaker 1>friendly with him for I don't know fifteen years, and

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<v Speaker 1>they are they are doing very well in the field

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<v Speaker 1>of television, very well in the field of television. And

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<v Speaker 1>I reached out to uh to him, and I said, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>hey man, how's it going, Hope, all is good. I

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<v Speaker 1>haven't spoken to you about a month and a half.

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to let you know I am uh

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<v Speaker 1>no longer with the morning show and I'm I'm looking

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<v Speaker 1>to uh stay funny, you know, get to keep my

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<v Speaker 1>comedy juices flowing. So if you, if you need anything,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, keep me in mind. What I got back

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<v Speaker 1>was a very polite hey man, thanks for updating me, Hope.

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<v Speaker 1>All as well. Wow, I didn't dress it at all. No,

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<v Speaker 1>so like, hey, thanks, thanks for updating me. I got

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<v Speaker 1>I got at the end of the year Christmas card

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<v Speaker 1>where you update everybody on life. And I read your

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<v Speaker 1>card and I throw it away. Yeah, and I've I'm

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<v Speaker 1>very fond of this person. And this is a person

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<v Speaker 1>who's reached out to me and you asked for favors

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<v Speaker 1>a bunch of times. And I didn't expect that person

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<v Speaker 1>to go, hey, got a job for you tomorrow. But

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<v Speaker 1>it was just it was very like, appreciate you, let

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<v Speaker 1>me know. Piece out, Like I pictured them throwing the

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<v Speaker 1>phone against the couch like back wall of the couch,

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<v Speaker 1>and then it resting on the couch like like it's

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<v Speaker 1>on fire, like if if all of a sudden it

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<v Speaker 1>was like two hundred degrees in your hand and the

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<v Speaker 1>phone was burning, and like, oh, I got for you,

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<v Speaker 1>for you, I gotta go all right, all right, well

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<v Speaker 1>so that's what I'm working on. Any more of that

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<v Speaker 1>sounds good, I'm gonna go pack. Is it okay? Can

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<v Speaker 1>I go back? I'll give you a hundred allars for

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<v Speaker 1>the broadcaster. Fuck off, it's worth a lot more than that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll show up to the house and off your nineties. Dude,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna give me for fifty back to a truck

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<v Speaker 1>and boys, Boys,