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Speaker 1: Episode two thirty four, The Brooklyn Boys Podcast. Hello, I
Speaker 1: would like to apologize. Last week it was two thirty three,
Speaker 1: and I was all excited at the beginning to say
Speaker 1: we are only a hundred episodes away from three thirty three,
Speaker 1: and I forgot. So now we're only episodes away from
Speaker 1: three three? Why is three three a significant number? Is
Speaker 1: this a movie quote or something? What am I? No? No,
Speaker 1: it's three three and three, that's all. And it's halfway
Speaker 1: to six six six. So yeah, but okay, so we'll
Speaker 1: guess what. We're a hundred away from three thirty four.
Speaker 1: So how about that? Try about that? Well, we hit
Speaker 1: too twenty two. We made a deal out of it,
Speaker 1: didn't we say something? Did we? Those are angels. Those
Speaker 1: are regarded as angel numbers. Four four four numbers. No, no, angels,
Speaker 1: angels don't count it. Some people they value this, like
Speaker 1: when you look at the clock and it says eleven eleven,
Speaker 1: you make a wish? Yeah? Can I tell you when
Speaker 1: I used to work at Rolling Roaster? You're not impressed? No,
Speaker 1: When I used to work at Rolling Roaster, which is
Speaker 1: a really big fast food restaurant and cheap, said Baby Brooklyn,
Speaker 1: huge business. Right, So the clientele that was all very
Speaker 1: similar and whenever I would give them their their number,
Speaker 1: like so the way you the way you would um
Speaker 1: the way you do it is you come to the
Speaker 1: register in order and then you would slide back a
Speaker 1: few feet or sit down and we call your number.
Speaker 1: You come to the counter and get your food on
Speaker 1: a tray. So it's not like McDonald's where you stand
Speaker 1: there and they give you the food. It takes a
Speaker 1: little while. It's a little higher quality fast food. It's okay.
Speaker 1: The in fact, I think the remember correctly, we're not
Speaker 1: so fast Rolling Roaster was. There was their jingle anyway.
Speaker 1: So either you give them the total price like it's
Speaker 1: ten mils and seventeen cents, or you'd say your numbers
Speaker 1: three four right, one to a thousand, one to nine
Speaker 1: nine and it reset inevitably seven or eight times a shift.
Speaker 1: You'd get somebody going, ah, your numbers two three four, Oh,
Speaker 1: that's a good number. I gotta play that number as
Speaker 1: as if the machine knows what a good number is.
Speaker 1: But the dumb luck is how most people hit the
Speaker 1: lot of You know, why couldn't you just go play
Speaker 1: two thirty four? Anyway? What's your bad number? There's no
Speaker 1: good at bad numbers, is my point. They're all numbers,
Speaker 1: but four four four it's a good number. Four is
Speaker 1: an angel number for a lot of people, meaning they
Speaker 1: think that that specific combination it means good luck, or
Speaker 1: someone's watching over them, and there's things are good that
Speaker 1: are that are gonna happen. My friend Brian Jet skip Brian, oh,
Speaker 1: not toilet full, asleep on the toilet, Prian not toilet
Speaker 1: Brian jets keep Brian firm. He believes in his angel
Speaker 1: number and it happens to be four four four. So
Speaker 1: when he sees that, he goes crazy. He's like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, look at this scary PM. We looked at
Speaker 1: the clock at that time. Don't you find yourself looking
Speaker 1: at the clock at this I see myself. You know,
Speaker 1: it's crazy. I always look a four every night. The
Speaker 1: clock is a is a man made function. We we
Speaker 1: invented it, but it's not it's not why am I
Speaker 1: not looking at the clock at nine thirty six? Or no,
Speaker 1: you just don't remember it because it's because it's so
Speaker 1: I look at it. I'm like, oh my god, it's
Speaker 1: I keep, I keep. Why am I reminded to look
Speaker 1: at the clock at when you look when you look
Speaker 1: at the clock at seven, it doesn't register with you.
Speaker 1: It's only registered. It's only registered because you made yourself
Speaker 1: try to remember that number. No, your brain doesn't have
Speaker 1: a clock in it. It doesn't know what nine twenty
Speaker 1: four is. It might know that it's in the morning.
Speaker 1: Your brain might know it's time to wake up. So's
Speaker 1: I'm looking at all these other times? Yes, of course
Speaker 1: you are as well. Of course you're at sixty times
Speaker 1: twelve is how many different numbers can be on the clock.
Speaker 1: I know. But it's crazy that I always tend to
Speaker 1: look at the clock at I'm like, there it is again,
Speaker 1: I happened to look at it at I'm gonna call
Speaker 1: you at nine twenty two tonight and tell you to
Speaker 1: look at the clock. Okay, he look at the clock
Speaker 1: at nine twenty two. Not discounting other times. I'm just saying,
Speaker 1: there's something that's the time that I look at the
Speaker 1: clock most. Does that make sense? No? No, all right,
Speaker 1: But your your brain doesn't know it's right, I think
Speaker 1: there's something more to it, I think. But you're born
Speaker 1: on September were you're born at in the morning at night? No, right,
Speaker 1: it's coincidence. Coincidence, Yeah, it is coincidence. I didn't say
Speaker 1: it wasn't, but it was. It's crazy that that happens.
Speaker 1: I because do you make a wish at eleven? You're
Speaker 1: supposed to? Yeah, when was the last time you made
Speaker 1: a wish and it happened? And not from coincidence? Like?
Speaker 1: Not that? Like you wish the Mets would win and
Speaker 1: they want that's not a thing. That's not a thing either.
Speaker 1: No scary of eleven eleven worked? It be no cancer,
Speaker 1: no wars, no one would die because that's what everybody
Speaker 1: wishes for. Everyone would be rich. It's it's tradition. Now,
Speaker 1: I still gotta make my wish at eleven eleven. Listen
Speaker 1: if that makes you happy, If listen, slices, this is
Speaker 1: just me talking, This is me. I am a doubting Thomas.
Speaker 1: Uh So you you go ahead and be happy and
Speaker 1: you enjoy life anyway you want. I don't take joy
Speaker 1: in that. That doesn't mean you should. What about a
Speaker 1: cause and effect thing? Where um I crumble up a
Speaker 1: piece of paper, and I want to get it into
Speaker 1: the garbage pail across the room. And I say to myself,
Speaker 1: if I make this shot, then this is gonna happen. Right.
Speaker 1: Then you miss, and then you say two out of three?
Speaker 1: That's what everything? That's no. No, if I get it in, No,
Speaker 1: But if I get it in. So you think a
Speaker 1: random piece of paper thrown into a random garbage pail
Speaker 1: with your random limited ability to shoot a basketball. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and if I get it in, it's going to affect
Speaker 1: your plane landing safely. Well, that's expected. I'm talking about
Speaker 1: maybe maybe I'll win some money or right, maybe go
Speaker 1: ahead and try that. Now, go ahead and shoot a
Speaker 1: crawling up some paper. Go ahead, shoot it into your basket,
Speaker 1: and let's see if you win any money. If that's
Speaker 1: what you want to do. What you're your paper and
Speaker 1: your your wish. Are you trying to say I'm wasting paper? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm saying you're wasting paper. The tree did not die
Speaker 1: so you could do this, But okay you are. You're
Speaker 1: such a fucking pessimist man. Yes, Also, why don't you
Speaker 1: wait till shoot the paper? Even better? If there you go?
Speaker 1: Now you're talking my language full have a piece of
Speaker 1: paper and shooting at night twenty four and it goes
Speaker 1: in the hall, yeah, then the whole Maybe it goes
Speaker 1: into the garbage. Why don't you write on the paper
Speaker 1: with your wish on it, Crumble it up, throw it
Speaker 1: in the garbage. See what happened and if it if
Speaker 1: it makes it? If I make the shot into the garbage,
Speaker 1: can then what? Then then you didn't? Then you then
Speaker 1: you didn't miss? Right right now, there's somebody screaming, no,
Speaker 1: you can't cramble the paper. It ruins it. God, did
Speaker 1: we just go on and on about numbers? I don't know.
Speaker 1: Are you shooting with your left hand your right hand?
Speaker 1: Because that's very important to some people. The left hand
Speaker 1: is I'm not I'm not even gonna entertain this. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna do it because you're left handed. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna do it. And that's evil. Left hand is evil, Yablow. Well,
Speaker 1: as of being a left handed person, I was discriminated
Speaker 1: earlier in life. You know, I was forced to play
Speaker 1: the guitar right handed when in music class because they
Speaker 1: refused to get a left handed guitar, Like that's right?
Speaker 1: What so well? Who will the hell this way you
Speaker 1: can go to anyone's house and play it's are I know,
Speaker 1: but it was more comfortable for me. I mean, Paul
Speaker 1: McCartney didn't conform Jimmie Hendricks. Did Jimmy Hendricks playing the
Speaker 1: guitarpside down? No? Yeah, he turned his guitar over and
Speaker 1: restrung it. So he's a lefty who he's a lefty
Speaker 1: playing a right hand guitar upside down. His guitar faces left,
Speaker 1: but the strings are upside down. No way, I didn't
Speaker 1: know that. You know, his guitar faces his right, your
Speaker 1: left correct, my left right right, but it's it's upside down.
Speaker 1: The guitar itself is upside down because he didn't have
Speaker 1: a left handed guitar. Oh, I didn't know that. So
Speaker 1: he learned how to play guitar backwards. That's upside down.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, I play the right hand
Speaker 1: guitar side now, yep, but me dextrous but in yeah, no,
Speaker 1: but when I that's probably one of the reasons why
Speaker 1: I didn't learn and care for the guitar, because I
Speaker 1: wasn't a strong guitar player. I couldn't strum with my
Speaker 1: right hand. I couldn't you know, use the pick with
Speaker 1: my right hand as right. I wanted so badly because
Speaker 1: my power hand is my left hand, as you know,
Speaker 1: as your parts of your body now, so so I
Speaker 1: would I would want to strum with my left hand,
Speaker 1: but and do the chord, you know, the progression and
Speaker 1: changing with my fingers on the right. Couldn't do it.
Speaker 1: I couldn't do it. Yeah, so so yeah, I could
Speaker 1: see that. I could see that. See I could. I
Speaker 1: could make the chords with my right hand, yeah, right,
Speaker 1: like I could definitely play that part with my right
Speaker 1: hand if I trained. But the left hand, no, I
Speaker 1: couldn't strum not not as well, of course not. Did
Speaker 1: we just go on for ten minutes about numbers and
Speaker 1: strumming and making wishes and left hand versus right hand?
Speaker 1: Why not? This is what our podcast is. It's your
Speaker 1: is and you love it podcast? As I was about
Speaker 1: to say, so you mean something in the party they go?
Speaker 1: You do a podcast? What's it about? Who can answer that?
Speaker 1: Who could say what it's about on a weekly basis?
Speaker 1: I don't know. You know what I did? I just
Speaker 1: got an alert on my phone, because when you when
Speaker 1: you watch things on eBay, you get an alert, right
Speaker 1: like if it if somebody makes you an offer, or
Speaker 1: if the price drops, You've had that happen to you,
Speaker 1: right my count Chocula Wacky Packages autographed card from Comic
Speaker 1: Con went down ten dollars on somebody's Uh, I guess
Speaker 1: the love Affairs wearing off. Oh so they started high.
Speaker 1: It didn't start at fifty. Now it's at because it
Speaker 1: didn't sell because people like, what's this? Well, the people
Speaker 1: that wanted it right away got it, and now it's
Speaker 1: down to thirty. And get this, get this part. I
Speaker 1: love this part five nine shipping the ship of baseball card.
Speaker 1: Wait a second, so I'm paying for the wacky package, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then about more than your another five dollars. I
Speaker 1: mailed two things out yesterday. I go to the post office.
Speaker 1: One was a wooden picture frame with a photo in
Speaker 1: it that somebody wanted an old picture frame. I had
Speaker 1: a friend of the family and an article of clothing
Speaker 1: that I sold online, not on eBay. I sold it online,
Speaker 1: so I had to pay for my own shipping. The
Speaker 1: clothing was in a yellow Manila envelope, not Vanila envelope, Manila, Manila, Manila,
Speaker 1: and the other one was in a box I would
Speaker 1: say maybe two inches high inch and a half high,
Speaker 1: but I would say like eighteen inches square, So a
Speaker 1: flat square box with a wooden, relatively solid picture frame.
Speaker 1: And so I asked how much to ship the heavy
Speaker 1: wooden picture frame. She says said, all right, well I'll
Speaker 1: suck it up. How much to mail the lightweight minill
Speaker 1: envelope with sweatpants in it? What it's like, it's lighter
Speaker 1: and smaller. That's just what it says. That can't beee
Speaker 1: what it says, and she turns the screen around you.
Speaker 1: That's what it says. Is this the United States Postal
Speaker 1: Service ESPs. Yes, they're known for flat rates. They this
Speaker 1: wasn't a flat rate box. You have to put it
Speaker 1: in one of their flat rate boxes. Simpling things, making
Speaker 1: things more simple for people. And that's no simple. It
Speaker 1: does not mean I want the same price for the
Speaker 1: heavy thing in the light thing. No. They put things
Speaker 1: into categories once you exceed that stuff from David Brodie
Speaker 1: and stuff not from David Brodie. Know what I'm saying
Speaker 1: is sometimes when you go over a certain amount, then
Speaker 1: they will go give you to the next price category.
Speaker 1: So you're saying, I went right over the minimum for
Speaker 1: the and the other one was within the rain at
Speaker 1: some bullshit bullshit charge me by the ount. All right, well,
Speaker 1: you know what, go to a different establishment, you know
Speaker 1: you yes, the other post office. You can competitor. You could,
Speaker 1: you could the competitor. You can send a fed X
Speaker 1: ups d XA. You have other Oh yeah, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: those are much cheaper. Let's not forget. The post office
Speaker 1: is still a business. At the end of the day.
Speaker 1: Usps they get paid, They have their pricing system. You
Speaker 1: don't go to their competition. The competition has more money.
Speaker 1: They don't ups doesn't specialize in lightweight ship for three
Speaker 1: days like ground. The United States Postal Service has you
Speaker 1: buy the balls by the balls because they know that
Speaker 1: their competitors are way higher. You know, you know how
Speaker 1: much you're gonna pay d h L. Let's look, you
Speaker 1: can you can compete if you throw, if you're a
Speaker 1: ship in a big box, because they make them ups
Speaker 1: fed X DHL. They make their money on the big boxes.
Speaker 1: They get you on a little ship at the post office. Oh,
Speaker 1: they get you. They listen. I'll love the post workers.
Speaker 1: They pick you. They know the little guys coming in.
Speaker 1: That's David, Yeah, soccer, bring him in Matt, Matt, I
Speaker 1: wouldn't say it's a Scamboni. Yeah, but something's up. So
Speaker 1: speaking well before we get into Scamboni's speaking of selling things, yes, um,
Speaker 1: and and seeing if they retain their value. You're calm. No, no,
Speaker 1: you you're you're overlooking something very big that just happened
Speaker 1: this past week. Last week. What happened last week? You're
Speaker 1: not trying to sell your Halloween cost area. No, but
Speaker 1: that's a good idea too, my cowardly lion from the
Speaker 1: Wizard of Oz. No, I'll say this. I just upgraded
Speaker 1: my equipment. You know, my six thousand dollar, million dollars
Speaker 1: zillion dollar equipment. Yep. That it's called the road Caster Pro.
Speaker 1: You guys are looking up road Caster Pro. We talked
Speaker 1: about this last week because your new one doesn't work.
Speaker 1: Yes it does, and you jingle. I'm using it right
Speaker 1: now and it took it took you two hours to
Speaker 1: figure out how to do a reach around. We'll figure
Speaker 1: this out. It's fine. Road Caster Pro two is what
Speaker 1: I have. Now you're listening to me on Okay, one
Speaker 1: point nine million dollars. My road Caster Pro one is
Speaker 1: up for sale. Now here's some price points for you.
Speaker 1: When I bought it, it was new technology. It was
Speaker 1: five fifty dollars for this, Okay, if we're being completely honest,
Speaker 1: all jokes aside, five and fifty dollars for the road
Speaker 1: Caster Pro. Now it's a couple of years later, so
Speaker 1: and it's depreciated in value. It now sells new for
Speaker 1: like four hundred because the new one came out, so
Speaker 1: four thirty whatever it is, I I am selling mine
Speaker 1: for three hundred dollars all in, now, get this. And
Speaker 1: I also had bought a dust a hard plastic dust
Speaker 1: polycarbonate dust cover for it, so that's a that was
Speaker 1: fifty dollars at the time. So you're getting you're getting
Speaker 1: something now online that you can get online for maybe
Speaker 1: I don't know four and it's and it's us retails
Speaker 1: for four fifty. Okay, I'm gonna sell it for three hundred.
Speaker 1: But do you think that because it specifically is the
Speaker 1: road Caster Pro that belonged to Scary Jones, fingers have
Speaker 1: been all over this fucking thing that you can say,
Speaker 1: David Brody value estimated value of ninety three dollars, right right,
Speaker 1: So my question is do I up the price and
Speaker 1: come out with it that this is specifically the road
Speaker 1: Caster Pro used by the Brooklyn Boys podcast for the
Speaker 1: past two years. Because you remember, my, my, my fingers
Speaker 1: have been all over these knobs, if you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. My favor the faders, the buttons that start
Speaker 1: the jingles, you know your favorite in a appropriate you know,
Speaker 1: my fingers hit the buttons on these pads, on the pads,
Speaker 1: so actual Scary Jones grease will be on those buttons. Yeah,
Speaker 1: food grease from pose. Well I'm looking on eBay for
Speaker 1: the unit you're selling, Yes, the road cast To be
Speaker 1: honest with everyone, Roadcaster Pro. How much do you go for? Well,
Speaker 1: this one says Roadcaster Pro plus cover. Okay, so you
Speaker 1: get the cover, the cover, the dust cover is at item,
Speaker 1: but it doesn't matter. I mean, I'm throwing that in
Speaker 1: for free. Okay. Well, this one is no bids so far,
Speaker 1: shipping starting price to what for the road Caster Pro
Speaker 1: YEP Roadcaster Pro Production Studio pre owned with three bids? Bullshit?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well they're doing their fucking bid thing. Roadcaster
Speaker 1: Pro podcast. It's not gonna go for anything close to
Speaker 1: that dude podcast. So you know what I'll do look
Speaker 1: at it. I will look at how much it. Nope, nope, nope, nope.
Speaker 1: I will look at completed items sold items. Two seventy
Speaker 1: five have been sold. Let's see what's the podcast pro
Speaker 1: podcast Parts only doesn't work, Parts only doesn't work. Broadcast
Speaker 1: pro podcast production pre owned sold for one with fourteen
Speaker 1: dollars and thirty cents shipping. The fad door sold to
Speaker 1: fifteen free with free shipping, UH sold to twenty nine
Speaker 1: free shipping. Everyone's telling me this thing, I should I
Speaker 1: get four hundred four thift I'm selling it at three
Speaker 1: hundred dollars. That's a steel podcast to two bids seven
Speaker 1: fifty seven dollars eight cents ship sold a to thirty seven,
Speaker 1: sold to twenty seven, sold sold for to forty nine,
Speaker 1: sold for two. I have delusions of grandeur because I'm
Speaker 1: thinking that my three hundred dollar item is gonna be
Speaker 1: worth even more money because it belonged to Gary Jones
Speaker 1: of the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Well, none of these officially
Speaker 1: say that. Do not say he's just some cachet to
Speaker 1: that or what is there? I guess that's up to
Speaker 1: the slices. Look, the slices paid fifty bucks and I
Speaker 1: signed my signed car. Yeah, but they haven't used for that,
Speaker 1: they can hang it up or frame it or some bullshit.
Speaker 1: This thing here is you need you need to probably
Speaker 1: want to like plug microphones and things into it and
Speaker 1: start your own product podcast. So let people do that.
Speaker 1: If there's a slice that wants to well, now I
Speaker 1: feel like I'm overcharging them a three D. I have
Speaker 1: the Snowball microphone by Blue that people wanted to buy
Speaker 1: from me when I got the new Yeti microphone. Now
Speaker 1: you've got David Brodie saliva, you can you can spittle
Speaker 1: he spits into his fucking mic. You want to microphone
Speaker 1: spatting by David Brodie. But the good thing is it's
Speaker 1: still free. You know what, there's plenty of DNA on there. No,
Speaker 1: I don't do that. I'm not into that. I'm not
Speaker 1: sexually aroused by microphones. Well, dude, this is can we
Speaker 1: talk about Can we talk about selling your costume now?
Speaker 1: After the break? But are we off this topic? We've
Speaker 1: done so how much conclusion? How much you have to
Speaker 1: sell this damn thing for? Well, I would say wait
Speaker 1: until the hundred that are on sale gets sold. But
Speaker 1: I have a feeling that everyone is upgrading right now,
Speaker 1: and everyone is selling their road can remember what happened
Speaker 1: to me with my scooter? How slice for life? My
Speaker 1: scooter off me? Yes, and then and tagged you when
Speaker 1: he showed up. It was a two thousand dollars scooter
Speaker 1: I was selling for us or something yea, And how
Speaker 1: much did you get on the spot he gave me.
Speaker 1: He's like he tried to haggle me right then and
Speaker 1: there and it worked, and it worked. I gave him yeah,
Speaker 1: and then he wrote away with my brand new scooter,
Speaker 1: never used, fresh out the box. And he called me
Speaker 1: a sucker, by the way, but he was a slice.
Speaker 1: So how do not take that money? I hear you,
Speaker 1: all right, slices, If you want a road cap, stur Pro,
Speaker 1: whatever scar he's asking for it, show up to it
Speaker 1: to wherever he wants to meet, and then all from
Speaker 1: a hundred dollar less or from a hundred dollars less.
Speaker 1: So if he's only gonna get to twenty five on
Speaker 1: eBay minus the fees that eBay charges, which is like
Speaker 1: one ninety, he'll clear one nineties lucky or from or
Speaker 1: from a C note f plus the free shipping and
Speaker 1: then things. The thing is pretty heavy. I'm gonna make
Speaker 1: about twelve dollars on it. That's it. Well, no, you
Speaker 1: got gonna come to your house if you live in
Speaker 1: the New Jersey and New York tri state area. I'll
Speaker 1: throw in an autograph tops Scary Jones bit book. That's right,
Speaker 1: we have those. You know what else you could do?
Speaker 1: Why don't you have them meet at the station? Give
Speaker 1: them a tour? Oh how about a tour? A tour
Speaker 1: in the station right over here a tour and autographics
Speaker 1: book are and for an extra twenty bucks, they could
Speaker 1: stand where I used to stand in the studio. Compicture
Speaker 1: where Brody used to stand. Dude, this is like and
Speaker 1: then you know you do? You say you play? It
Speaker 1: used to be my playground by Madonna as it's playing,
Speaker 1: this is this? This is the sign Felt Pizza Tour. Yes,
Speaker 1: what this is the Brody and Scary Brooklyn Boys Tour.
Speaker 1: Damn it the jingle matched, damn it. Hey, you've gone
Speaker 1: on enough trips, right, vacations tomorrow? Yeah, you're going to Florida,
Speaker 1: I know. But you you've gone to like islands and
Speaker 1: and uh of courlands in the stream right, that's what
Speaker 1: we are. You've gone to Latin American countries. Horse Okay,
Speaker 1: I've been places like Mexico, the Caribbean. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah. So you know you can do you unusual
Speaker 1: things like doone buggy riding and paras sailing and jet
Speaker 1: ski a TVs. Right, there's these different things you can do. Right,
Speaker 1: zip lining I've done so. I went zip lining in Singapore,
Speaker 1: I went being in Costa Rica. Yeah, it's so absolutely okay. So,
Speaker 1: uh a friend of mine is going on a cruise
Speaker 1: with a bunch of uh what with a friend of
Speaker 1: his and three of his friends and their wives, like
Speaker 1: eight of them are going on a cruise. So I'm
Speaker 1: going on a cruise in December and he's going on
Speaker 1: a cruise. So we were talking about like the excursions
Speaker 1: we want to do. So he tells me he and
Speaker 1: his wife are very excited. They all want to go
Speaker 1: when they go to this one one country, doesn't matter where.
Speaker 1: He wants the whole group to go donkey riding. They
Speaker 1: want to ride donkeys. Donkeys, Yeah, like on a trail
Speaker 1: like the first of all our donkeys. Calm animals. Yes,
Speaker 1: they don't go buck wild. They don't get like horses
Speaker 1: where they can get prennetic and out of controls. These
Speaker 1: are these are professional These are donkeys that went to
Speaker 1: school to go on tours of donkey rides, like they're
Speaker 1: professionally trained. They got their certificate and donkey tours. I
Speaker 1: think you're all set, okay, okay, okay, So he tells me, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna My wife and I are excited. We've always
Speaker 1: wanted it's it's a donkey tour, goes by waterfalls and
Speaker 1: like scenic views, and it's like something the two of
Speaker 1: them have always wanted to do. So a few days ago,
Speaker 1: I see him and I say, hey, so, how's it
Speaker 1: going with the cruise? He says, we're not doing a
Speaker 1: donkey tour? What what happened? He said? My friends, three buddies,
Speaker 1: they can't go on the ride. They can't go on
Speaker 1: the donkey ride. So now none of us are going.
Speaker 1: What do you mean? What do you mean they can't
Speaker 1: go on the donkey ride? He says, the donkey right
Speaker 1: is a two pound limit, and all three of my
Speaker 1: friends are well over that, so they're barred from the
Speaker 1: donkey right. Next question, how much weight can a donkey hold? Uh?
Speaker 1: Don keyxote I about two nine pounds. That's that's sad.
Speaker 1: So his body is like, I don't know what to
Speaker 1: do because they can't go on it, and they haven't
Speaker 1: he hasn't even brought it to them yet, like he
Speaker 1: looked it up. What do you think the donkey is
Speaker 1: thinking when somebody gets on it's like this motherfucker? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, the donkey's like, can we please do these
Speaker 1: tours before breakfast? What makes okay? And to fifty one
Speaker 1: not right? And the interesting thing is the interesting thing
Speaker 1: is this is not America, right, So it's Kilo's probably,
Speaker 1: but in the brochure it's or the website it says
Speaker 1: two hundred fifty pounds because that's an even number. But
Speaker 1: let me let me see what what that translates to.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do that now, hold on, two hundred fifty pounds,
Speaker 1: so what do you what are you suggesting? Okay, so
Speaker 1: it's a hundred and thirteen points. So the obviously wherever
Speaker 1: the donkeys are located, right, it's not limit. They must
Speaker 1: say a hundred fifteen kilos ten kilos. They're not gonna
Speaker 1: say a hundred thirteen point three nine eight kilos. So
Speaker 1: what I'm wondering, Let's see, let's see how we can
Speaker 1: get around this for them. If it's let's say it's
Speaker 1: one fifteen. If it's a hundred and fifteen kilos, then
Speaker 1: the guys can be two three pounds. But either way,
Speaker 1: they're way over the they're way over you. Imagine you
Speaker 1: you again, I'm not I'm not giving my opinion. People
Speaker 1: can be whatever size they want. I'm saying, can you
Speaker 1: imagine you're planning a trip and the thing tells you
Speaker 1: you can't go on the donkey ride? People hit with
Speaker 1: this all the time. If if you're pregnant, can't ride? Right,
Speaker 1: But is that the reason you're tall? That's the classic one, right,
Speaker 1: but that the ride? Right? But is that you know, like, oh,
Speaker 1: I was embarrassed. I went like I went to the ride.
Speaker 1: Case It's like it's not a high thing or i'm
Speaker 1: pregnant thing. It's like it's it's a wait thing. I'm like,
Speaker 1: that's what they're telling you, though, they're pretty much saying
Speaker 1: you're fat, you can't right, they're saying you too big.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying the same thing. If you're an NBA
Speaker 1: basketball player, you can be too fifty and skanny. So
Speaker 1: I'm just saying George and fIF Although if you're an
Speaker 1: NBA basketball player. I'm pretty sure you're walking on top
Speaker 1: of the donkey, like your feet are just dragging the
Speaker 1: ground at that point, you're not righting the donkey. If
Speaker 1: there's a weight limit for para sailing, I want to
Speaker 1: know about that because I want to come falling out
Speaker 1: of the sky. I thank them for pretty say you look.
Speaker 1: They're saying that you're two D two hundred pound limit
Speaker 1: and and and Scary Jones is to twenty. Well, guess what,
Speaker 1: I'm happy that you shared that information with me, and
Speaker 1: I don't feel bad for being a little over the limit.
Speaker 1: I'm like, but he's trying to stuff me on here
Speaker 1: and make your profit, you know what I'm saying, Like,
Speaker 1: here's my question. Though. You know people if you ask him, oh,
Speaker 1: why did you lose the weight, They'll always have a
Speaker 1: reason like, oh, I had to lose twenty pounds for
Speaker 1: a wedding. Yeah, I wanted to look good in the tuxedo.
Speaker 1: You know what I was. I was getting new job
Speaker 1: where i'd have to like work in the warehouse. I
Speaker 1: had to get in shape. I lost my I lost weight, right,
Speaker 1: my wife and I made a bet step could lose
Speaker 1: more weight. I lost weight my doctor told me I
Speaker 1: had high blood pressure or whatever. I lost weight. Right,
Speaker 1: it's causing if you imagine somebody tells you, hey, you
Speaker 1: look good, why did you lose the weight? I wanted
Speaker 1: to write a donkey whatever I want, I lost the
Speaker 1: weight to write a donkey. Yeah. Well, listen, motivation is motivation?
Speaker 1: Who players right, the same same result. Magine you lose
Speaker 1: like thirty pounds between now and your vacation. You get there,
Speaker 1: you're like to fifty one. You're out, You're out. You
Speaker 1: can't do it. He's start taking your pants off. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it's cool. I don't. I don't think it's
Speaker 1: cool that that that's the case. I think it's unfortunate.
Speaker 1: But to be motivated by something, I mean, yeah, when
Speaker 1: I initially lost all my weight, which time the first time,
Speaker 1: the first time, because I was get that jingle ready,
Speaker 1: it's right display I'm not I'm not getting I'm not
Speaker 1: going to mention a client here for a second, just
Speaker 1: for a second. Uh. You watch Netflix, right, right? You
Speaker 1: sometimes put on Netflix, Yes, and when you when you
Speaker 1: turn it on and goes makes that sound. And when
Speaker 1: you watch let's say you watch Friends, the TV show
Speaker 1: Friends and you turn it on. It goes bown and
Speaker 1: and and and part of it's part of the show.
Speaker 1: Somebody dm me and said, enough what they hit the
Speaker 1: jingle thing already. Listen, you signed up with this podcast.
Speaker 1: That's what we do, you know what I mean, Like, hey, Chandler,
Speaker 1: stop going, could you be more interesting? That's what he does,
Speaker 1: That's how he talks. So somebody is upset that when
Speaker 1: I mentioned a gratuitous client hit the jingle you know
Speaker 1: that we hit the jingle or any of that whole thing.
Speaker 1: They're done with to hit the jingle thing really, which
Speaker 1: we haven't done in a long time because I've been
Speaker 1: very good. I just I don't want to hit the
Speaker 1: jingle just because I'm you know, bringing up the past, right,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm trying to tell a story and kind
Speaker 1: of fourth your fourth quote of scary right now, right
Speaker 1: and fourth quote of scary. But I was about to
Speaker 1: mention that when I initially lost my weight on Dr
Speaker 1: Fat loss, I was was. We talked about it. I
Speaker 1: warned you. So when I when I initially lost the weight,
Speaker 1: I was first by the fact the first time I
Speaker 1: was invaded by the fact that I didn't recognize myself
Speaker 1: in a picture I took with Britney Spears. I was like,
Speaker 1: damn it all my whole life. You know, I'm a
Speaker 1: big fan of Brittany No really though in real life,
Speaker 1: not because she's posting, you know, nude pics on and
Speaker 1: you go back to the to the late and nineties,
Speaker 1: I was. I was a fan of the same way
Speaker 1: that we have swift ease Hi, you know that? Are
Speaker 1: you know? I was? I was growing up Brittany All.
Speaker 1: I love Brittany. I love Brittany's music, and so I
Speaker 1: finally Brittany. I finally got to meet her when she
Speaker 1: was out in Vegas on her show when she was
Speaker 1: doing from man her at the radio station I found.
Speaker 1: I finally got I did, but I found got a
Speaker 1: picture with her. Oh I got a bunch of pictures
Speaker 1: with Brittany Well with tight this picture here. So I
Speaker 1: took it and I'm like, oh my god, I don't
Speaker 1: even recognize myself. I didn't recognize myself. I'm like, WHOA,
Speaker 1: I need to do something. And that was my motivation.
Speaker 1: That was my tipping point, the fact that I was
Speaker 1: gonna post a picture on social media of me and Brittany,
Speaker 1: and I was really embarrassed to post it. So that's
Speaker 1: what got me going. And so really the lesson here
Speaker 1: is whatever whatever motivate you. It could be the weight
Speaker 1: limit on on riding a donkey. It could be a
Speaker 1: doctor tell you have high cholesterol. It could be whatever
Speaker 1: in the weight lost world. But did you could apply
Speaker 1: this to anything? At least there was some catalyst. And
Speaker 1: for me it was I don't have five chins and
Speaker 1: that that that doesn't look like me at all. That
Speaker 1: was me, and that's what I did. But but everyone
Speaker 1: needs a tipping point or something or some signal, right,
Speaker 1: So well, for me it was when I lost the
Speaker 1: wait a year ago. It was a picture I took
Speaker 1: a Carmines, my favorite restaurant. You were there with Jeff
Speaker 1: Timmins from ninety eight degrees. Oh you didn't like a picture,
Speaker 1: not like my picture? Huh. So I I lost the
Speaker 1: way I lost. And then the next picture I took
Speaker 1: was with um was with fourth quarter Scary and you
Speaker 1: looked like a stick. Yeah, that's by the way, that's
Speaker 1: the best thing you can do. The best thing you
Speaker 1: can do is just take a picture next the fourth
Speaker 1: quart of Scary. It was last year at this time,
Speaker 1: and I'll never forget this. We were, Um, I was
Speaker 1: doing one of my appearances at Calandra's for the jingle
Speaker 1: Ball tickets. And the Calandra's is a bakery by the way,
Speaker 1: uh in the in Jersey, and I was currently a spot.
Speaker 1: I was fourth quarter scary and you like, hey, come on,
Speaker 1: let's take a picture together. You were the one asking
Speaker 1: me to take a picture. And we're trying back in
Speaker 1: front of the step and repeat. That's like, since when
Speaker 1: does Brody want to take a picture. He fucking avoids
Speaker 1: the camera and avoids these things. We take a picture
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I see this, motherfucker. We look like
Speaker 1: the number ten. So I see what you did there.
Speaker 1: So yeah, so if you really want to look fit, yes,
Speaker 1: I look I look good and you look like you
Speaker 1: kill a donkey. It's the boy. So uh, we have
Speaker 1: two things we've teas so far, a scamboni and selling
Speaker 1: Halloween costumes. And those are the things that we really
Speaker 1: got to get to. Yeah, so which one you wanna
Speaker 1: do first? Well, okay, selling Halloween costs? The Halloween costumes, Yeah,
Speaker 1: because you mentioned our costumes from earlier, and uh, we'll
Speaker 1: go for it. Well, I I sell I've got it.
Speaker 1: I had about six Halloween costumes that I really never wore.
Speaker 1: A yeah, we get them free every year. We take
Speaker 1: pictures in them, and then I don't. I don't go
Speaker 1: to any parties or anything I would wear them. So
Speaker 1: eventually you know they're in the attic. So I put
Speaker 1: them up Bunny Bay or or Facebook or wherever. And
Speaker 1: I sell costumes, right, So if it's not a lot
Speaker 1: of money, so I sold, I I seem to sell
Speaker 1: like one a year randomly, like they go, I'll take
Speaker 1: that one. So this year, I don't know if you
Speaker 1: remember this, about four or five years ago, I requested
Speaker 1: my my costume from Spirit Halloween. Great Halloween a company,
Speaker 1: and they were a client back then for me, and
Speaker 1: we all got, you know, our free costume to dress
Speaker 1: up for Spirit Halloween. And I picked Kylo Wren, who's
Speaker 1: the bad guy in the Star Wars sequels. Well, when
Speaker 1: the costumes showed up, it was a kids large, not
Speaker 1: an adult large. And so if you remember, I taped
Speaker 1: the costume to my shoulders, right, and I made a
Speaker 1: bit out of it. Well, what am I gonna do
Speaker 1: with that? Costumes? So I you never even you never
Speaker 1: even wore it. No, So five years later open right,
Speaker 1: So I put it up to sale every year and
Speaker 1: it hasn't sold this year. Somebody said, you know they did,
Speaker 1: they'll it's it's listed as it's available, and there, of
Speaker 1: course there is it available. So I sold that. I
Speaker 1: think I got fifteen bucks for it. Great enjoy yourself.
Speaker 1: And I had I had last year's Mandalorian costume. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's the one I told you last week. People wanted
Speaker 1: me to drive the Staten Island. Yes, so I got
Speaker 1: another one since last week's podcast, and they said, oh
Speaker 1: can you drive? Are you gonna be in uh New Brunswick,
Speaker 1: New Jersey anytime the next couple of days. Can you
Speaker 1: swing by, swing by Scary and drop off the custom
Speaker 1: swing by? Just it's because it's that easy, it's it's
Speaker 1: it's probably five six dollars and tolls an hour and
Speaker 1: a half round trip, never mind the gas to drop off.
Speaker 1: If I swing by New Brunswick. You want the damn
Speaker 1: costume two days before Halloween, you come and get it, right?
Speaker 1: So I say no to them, and a nice woman
Speaker 1: d ms me, uh Sunday Sunday. Halloween was Monday, right,
Speaker 1: he ms me Sunday? Yep? He ms me Sunday and says, hey,
Speaker 1: can my husband come and pick up the costume tomorrow?
Speaker 1: I said, well, I'm only available eleven to two because
Speaker 1: I have things to do. Oh, he'll be there. I'll
Speaker 1: have him d m you tonight or early tomorrow morning
Speaker 1: with what time is good for him. But we definitely wanted.
Speaker 1: How do you want to get paid? I tell him Venmo.
Speaker 1: I tell him my Venmo and they go a great, Well, Venmo,
Speaker 1: you're not a problem. So what do I do? Scary?
Speaker 1: I take it down from being posted. I market is
Speaker 1: sold on the Sunday before Halloween. Ye, next day, I
Speaker 1: d m her on eleven and I said, hey, it's
Speaker 1: waiting here back what time is your husband coming between
Speaker 1: eleven and two? So she writes back about a half
Speaker 1: hour later, Oh, we decided not to get costume this year. Wow.
Speaker 1: Now it's like around noon, close to noon whatever Halloween.
Speaker 1: On Halloween and I have to now relist the item
Speaker 1: that you told me you were a hundred percent buying.
Speaker 1: I should have had them paying me the night before,
Speaker 1: but whatever. So, uh, next year I will be selling
Speaker 1: my Mandalorian costume. Uh, because it didn't sell this year.
Speaker 1: So f me f me and f her. There's a
Speaker 1: premium if you want to buy David Brody, Warren well
Speaker 1: almost Warren, or touch Mandalorian costume. That's right now now,
Speaker 1: scary and I did take pictures, uh, in my I
Speaker 1: was in my Mandalorian costume last year and you were
Speaker 1: in your Rick and Morty Mad Scientists costume. I think
Speaker 1: so I did put it on. But if I take
Speaker 1: it off right away and put it back in the
Speaker 1: bag neatly, I consider that new technically, but it's new enough.
Speaker 1: But there's no new enough option on eBay or on
Speaker 1: Facebook condition new enough. So what are you gonna do
Speaker 1: with yours? Because first of all, where do you and
Speaker 1: and and your girlfriend get costumes? Because every year, every
Speaker 1: time your rich friends have a party, you have really
Speaker 1: nice costumes, not the client with the rubber band masks.
Speaker 1: So what are you doing? Where are you getting your
Speaker 1: costumes from? Well, what's the deal? Okay? Um spirit Halloween
Speaker 1: for one, Uh, I'll tell you where we don't get
Speaker 1: them from anymore is sexy Lingerie dot com. Because they
Speaker 1: fucked me. Uh, I told you guys supposed to. I
Speaker 1: told you. It gives new meaning to the word fuck.
Speaker 1: You know, I told you my mad Hatter costume and
Speaker 1: how it may be mad. They didn't deliver on time,
Speaker 1: that's right. They said that it was going to be
Speaker 1: rush delivery. I paid for the two day delivery, but
Speaker 1: they didn't tell you from whenever they put it in
Speaker 1: the box. Yeah, it's two days delivery from shipping date,
Speaker 1: which didn't help me at all. And so we were
Speaker 1: gonna go as a couple's costume. My girlfriend was gonna
Speaker 1: be the ches your cat. I was gonna be Mad
Speaker 1: Hatter obviously from Alice Allison Wonderland. And it never came
Speaker 1: to fruition, so funk those people over at actually Lingerie
Speaker 1: Mad Fatter. But alright, going yeah, okay, alright, do those
Speaker 1: trying No, I don't I apologize. Don't apologize. It's the
Speaker 1: Boy podcast. Don't get offended next time I go in deep. Okay, no,
Speaker 1: that's why I said, oh no, don't even talk like that.
Speaker 1: So we're not going deep on anything. So I decided
Speaker 1: to go to instat cart. Spirit Halloween has is listed
Speaker 1: on instat cart. Okay. An instat cart, if you don't know,
Speaker 1: is a basically a grocery delivery service. It basically delivers
Speaker 1: that you're a personal shopper that goes to a lot
Speaker 1: of stores that normally wouldn't have be listed on Uber
Speaker 1: Eats or these seamless is like like like like a
Speaker 1: grocery store for instance, places like our supermarkets, places like that.
Speaker 1: So Spirit Halloween is listed on instat Cart. I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I can absolutely be just a lazy
Speaker 1: motherfucker right now, press a couple of buttons on my
Speaker 1: phone and pick a costume out from Spirit Loueen and
Speaker 1: have it delivered to me by an instant cart shopper.
Speaker 1: Do they go into the Spirit and they take it
Speaker 1: off the shell for it? You? Well, that was my savior.
Speaker 1: So I personally, oh Spirit Halloween a fucking big thank you,
Speaker 1: because they stepped up their game this year. They're they're
Speaker 1: associated with instat Cart. There's they're in more locations than ever,
Speaker 1: and they have a bigger selection than ever, and you know,
Speaker 1: shout out to them. Not a sponsor, not gonna hit
Speaker 1: the jingle. Um, they just spend a penny with us,
Speaker 1: which they should have by the way, because I heard
Speaker 1: I heard they were doing podcast buying this year, because
Speaker 1: then then none, none of that fell our way. Um,
Speaker 1: And so they're pretty much uh, save my ass. With
Speaker 1: literally forty eight hours to spare, I ordered it. It
Speaker 1: showed up the next morning overnight in the instat cart shopper.
Speaker 1: I gave him a nice tip because they went in
Speaker 1: to go pick it up. I went to my party
Speaker 1: on Saturday night and I was the cowardly lion. So
Speaker 1: my girlfriend and I ended up being both feelines. She
Speaker 1: was she was a chester cat. I was the cowardly lion.
Speaker 1: And I've never gotten such a response. Did he do
Speaker 1: the voice? Did you do the voice? Oh? The noise? What?
Speaker 1: No courage? I'm scared? Or put him up? Put him up.
Speaker 1: I'll fight you with one pull behind my back. Yeah. Good,
Speaker 1: not bad, not bad. A Brooklyn accent for a li um,
Speaker 1: you know, Brody. I'm gonna say this right here. And
Speaker 1: I didn't say this to anyone. Yeah, every everybody. I
Speaker 1: love my fucking costume. No. They were like, like, people
Speaker 1: were hitting me up. Oh my god, scary looks so
Speaker 1: cute and cuddly. Oh my god, I want to hug you.
Speaker 1: It was a good costume. It was it was. It
Speaker 1: was let's put it this way. Um, it was the
Speaker 1: it was the most one of the most expensive costumes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was. It was, but it was real. It was
Speaker 1: an authentic It was a wizard. It's the brand is
Speaker 1: Wizard of Oz, so it's sanctioned. Okay, so you could
Speaker 1: probably you could probably get like sixty five to seventy
Speaker 1: dollars next year when people get desperate for costumes. I could.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing. Like the wig is out of
Speaker 1: its little wig hairnet. The you know, it's unfolded. It's not,
Speaker 1: it's crumbled, it's not. It doesn't look like it did. Okay,
Speaker 1: when someone doesn't have a costume on and get into
Speaker 1: the hands of sweating, right, Uh, you could get whatever
Speaker 1: you want for the costumes. Well, this one it also
Speaker 1: has a badge of courage, like an actual courage badge.
Speaker 1: It was and and the the beard and the uh,
Speaker 1: the wig were two piece. It was like a Jerry
Speaker 1: curled wig with like it was actually looked like a
Speaker 1: pay Us. It looked like pay Us coming if you
Speaker 1: know what that's what the right, but that's what that's
Speaker 1: what it looked. It looked just like it was from
Speaker 1: the film. And all I did was put a few
Speaker 1: whiskers on me with some marker and I was off
Speaker 1: to the races and I used it for the morning
Speaker 1: show on Monday. For Halloween, I used it Saturday night
Speaker 1: and the pictures I took. Everybody wanted to bang me.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it was. Well, you couldn't have
Speaker 1: because you were there was no flying right, there was
Speaker 1: no I heard you have a little problem going to
Speaker 1: the bathroom, like seriously that like, no one's called me
Speaker 1: sexy in years. And I put on the line costume
Speaker 1: and it triggers something for people. I don't know. You know,
Speaker 1: people are saying I should have went to a furry
Speaker 1: convention and maybe you should go blond. Have you thought
Speaker 1: about that going blond? Oh? My god? You know what.
Speaker 1: I was shocked. I hear I was in a last
Speaker 1: minute pinch to do something, and I'm like, I have
Speaker 1: to put on a fucking onesie. Did any of the
Speaker 1: woman at the party give you a last minute pinch?
Speaker 1: Like my girlfriend you said? They were all everyone thought
Speaker 1: he looks sexy, you know, they're picture of my cheeks.
Speaker 1: They were like no, but people were, you know, alright,
Speaker 1: but yeah, yeah, how many Jeffrey Dahmer's with the party? Zero? Really? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, we talked about this. It was also was
Speaker 1: it the big show of US. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: think we talked about it on the air. I think
Speaker 1: that the whole oh. I was talking about it with
Speaker 1: Danielle Monaro on my other Queen of Hollow Queen of Halloween. Yes,
Speaker 1: with the Speaking Volumes podcast with Sharon Skeary. We had
Speaker 1: Danielle as a special guest and we were all dressed
Speaker 1: up for Halloween. Well, I'll say this, Danielle and I
Speaker 1: both agree that when you do costumes based on real
Speaker 1: life serial killers where real families have grieved, it's probably
Speaker 1: in bad taste and it's probably a poor costume. Like
Speaker 1: it's one thing to be the most grotesque, disgusting evil
Speaker 1: Texas chainsaw massacre guy Jason and Freddy Krueger or blood
Speaker 1: dripping from because it's not based in reality. Right, But
Speaker 1: if you go dressed as Charles Manson, maybe not as
Speaker 1: Cool or Hitler, but a story about Hitler, Hitler, I
Speaker 1: know who he was. Yes, a guy dressed you know,
Speaker 1: a guy dressed as Hitler in New York bar in
Speaker 1: the New Yor walked into a New York City bar.
Speaker 1: A couple of people were spot dreamed, and they got
Speaker 1: him the funk out of there and you know what,
Speaker 1: I stand up and I applaud for that because I
Speaker 1: think that's a poor taste. I think it's support tastes.
Speaker 1: And and the fact that he he didn't care, like
Speaker 1: he was like laughing about it, like h yeah, yeah. Uh.
Speaker 1: Some people they just didn't understand the assignum here. Okay,
Speaker 1: but let me ask you a question. Can you dress
Speaker 1: up like um a till of the Hunt? I don't
Speaker 1: know who that. I know the name, but I don't
Speaker 1: know what the lord war lord? Can you? Can you
Speaker 1: dress up like uh, like Jack the Ripper? Yes? I mean, well,
Speaker 1: well this is no We'll see. That's the thing. It
Speaker 1: depends on how does it affect society? Are people feel
Speaker 1: in some sort of way because of it? Or or
Speaker 1: does it? Oh it's two hundred years ago. Who gives
Speaker 1: a fuck? Well, the thing about Jeffrey Dahmer, I I
Speaker 1: don't look, I don't I'm not gonna dress up like Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: I saw some Jeffrey Dahmer costumes. But here's the thing.
Speaker 1: Are you dressing up to be the actual Jeffrey Dahmer
Speaker 1: or you're dressing up to be the guy on the
Speaker 1: TV show? You know what I mean? Like you're being
Speaker 1: TV damer now you're now you're trying to separate churches.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying, because the costumes are designed to
Speaker 1: look like the TV show, right. But you mentioned you also,
Speaker 1: well that's also a recent thing that that people have.
Speaker 1: You know, it strikes a chord with people, right because
Speaker 1: it's Jeffrey Dahmer. It's in the news. You know, even
Speaker 1: even Hitler you could arguably say, uh is probably well,
Speaker 1: it's definitely import taste and it is people feel you
Speaker 1: You see that and you start feeling away. Whereas Jack
Speaker 1: the Ripper costume, even though he murdered people, and you know,
Speaker 1: it doesn't it doesn't Land, It doesn't because it was
Speaker 1: hundred hundred years ago in England. Isn't that weird? Though
Speaker 1: It's the same thing about you know, you know, people
Speaker 1: not wanting to discontinue Michael Jackson's music, but yet we're
Speaker 1: canceling R kelly effect. But but you have a love,
Speaker 1: see that's the thing, you have a passion. R Kelly
Speaker 1: went to jail. I don't want to get into the
Speaker 1: minutia the too and whether people or whatever, Kanye they
Speaker 1: don't want Contris canceled them and he wasn't even with
Speaker 1: them about that. Well, well, well we took you know,
Speaker 1: we stopped playing Kanye on the on on the radio.
Speaker 1: We stopped playing it and on the morning show on
Speaker 1: the radio station, on the radio station, and we we
Speaker 1: we just took Kanye off because people feel But Chris
Speaker 1: Brown got taken off and then eventually got put Chris
Speaker 1: Brown still on. He was taken off for a little while.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. It's all about how people are
Speaker 1: feeling in the moment, right. So yeah, so it's a
Speaker 1: weird conversation to have, I suppose, but it's interesting. It's
Speaker 1: something that should make everybody think. Right So yeah, so
Speaker 1: so Hitler and Dahmer, no bad awful, but dr Rippers,
Speaker 1: Charles Manson, okay, or name anyone else from the sixteen
Speaker 1: seventeen hundreds, that is probably a poor person to dress
Speaker 1: up as. But people get away with it anymore. Again,
Speaker 1: it depends on who you are, because you might be
Speaker 1: offended if you know that like Henry the Eight murdered
Speaker 1: his wives and you know, oppressed people. I just up
Speaker 1: was the pope one year. The pope who's a good figure,
Speaker 1: the person who does arguably does great around the world,
Speaker 1: blesses people, He's a he's a holy holy man, was
Speaker 1: the pope and walked around the village. I got so
Speaker 1: many esting Oh my god, take that off. The people.
Speaker 1: Were they people who are very much in favor of
Speaker 1: the pope or the people who are not in favor
Speaker 1: of the pope? Other words, did they not want you
Speaker 1: to dress up because it was sacrilegious to Christianity? Or
Speaker 1: although they did not want you to dress up because
Speaker 1: they don't they don't like the pope. Some people don't
Speaker 1: like popes. And by the way, the pope is hard
Speaker 1: to say because it's always the new pope, Like, which
Speaker 1: pope were you dressing up as the last one? A pope, pope,
Speaker 1: a pope, a pope, poiri of popes could be? Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: whatever point is they people didn't. I'm like, wow, I
Speaker 1: can't believe this is garnering this reaction right now? What
Speaker 1: what do I owe? This dishonor? Uh? And truth be told,
Speaker 1: they you know, most of these people thought that I
Speaker 1: was mocking the pope, but I wasn't. I was embracing it.
Speaker 1: Here's a costume that does good next to this. Jeffrey
Speaker 1: Dahmer over here, you're yelling at me, You're yelling at
Speaker 1: I don't know if dressing up like the Pope is
Speaker 1: the best way. It is, but I don't think dressing
Speaker 1: up the Pope is the best way to honor the Pope.
Speaker 1: I don't think you show your respect for the Pope
Speaker 1: by dressing up like him and getting drunk. But it's
Speaker 1: a wrecking Okay, okay, but the face of the Pope. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but then getting shipped face drunk and using profanity dressed
Speaker 1: like the Pope. You know, I didn't say I did that,
Speaker 1: but we know you did. Hey, before we get off
Speaker 1: Halloween customs, because you're cann hit the jingle on your
Speaker 1: second did you did you partake any spirit Halloween meme? Me?
Speaker 1: I did not? I did not, did you? Yeah? So
Speaker 1: I got into it late. I think I got into
Speaker 1: it like Sunday night maybe, And so at the last minute,
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know what I'll do one I'll try
Speaker 1: to make it funny and I so I googled how
Speaker 1: do you do it? So that one woman was like,
Speaker 1: you gotta download this software and he was like, it's
Speaker 1: like it's called something. It's like photoshop, and you have
Speaker 1: to a lot of work, So like, there's gotta be
Speaker 1: an app or a website. So I found one website
Speaker 1: that was awful, awful, and every time you put the
Speaker 1: cursor down, it moved right, so it's sectioned off where
Speaker 1: you were. So I would try to delete a letter,
Speaker 1: but I would delete a letter from another line. I
Speaker 1: didn't realize it and I didn't notice, so like it
Speaker 1: was just a mess and it kept like crashing. So
Speaker 1: it took me like an hour to finally get one up.
Speaker 1: And after it was done, a couple of people noticed
Speaker 1: that I had written cargo sorts because I had accidentally
Speaker 1: deleted the h when I was trying to delete something else,
Speaker 1: so I had to go and redo it. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm not going back to that awful website. So I
Speaker 1: found another website that was specifically like a form, so
Speaker 1: like you put in the first line of dialogue the
Speaker 1: second and third, and it automatically placed them in the
Speaker 1: right spot. So that was better. So, uh, you know,
Speaker 1: like you can get a jester costume. Well crtently, I'm
Speaker 1: I'm not being paid to be a jester. So I
Speaker 1: wrote former jester costume and I put now you can
Speaker 1: now you can look like you get paid to make
Speaker 1: people laugh. Includes a pen and scrap paper, headphones, cargo
Speaker 1: shorts not included snark, sarcasm, and wit. And I put
Speaker 1: my picture on it, and it looks like, you know,
Speaker 1: as best I could do. Yeah, familiar. This is specifically
Speaker 1: we're talking about those spirit Halloween memes. They're fake costumes,
Speaker 1: will you right? Because some people didn't see them, but
Speaker 1: most right, it's like so, so it's like at least
Speaker 1: if you didn't make your own. Yeah, it makes you
Speaker 1: look like you're a you're a costume. So it's like
Speaker 1: a bag, a costume bag. It's a costume. Like a
Speaker 1: clear window on the right side and insert anything here,
Speaker 1: and so you put yourself with no background in it,
Speaker 1: and it makes it look like it's a costume of
Speaker 1: you or a costume of like people will make make
Speaker 1: it fun of their own jobs, like an accountant comes
Speaker 1: with a pen and a calculator and very little personality,
Speaker 1: you know. So it's a way to make fun of
Speaker 1: overnight DJ. Overnight DJ. And it's basically blank because well,
Speaker 1: there's nobody in the studio. It runs by itself right
Speaker 1: in most in many cities, most cities, not no, not
Speaker 1: not in New York. We have live we have live
Speaker 1: overnights in New York. He did overnights last night. M
Speaker 1: how he did? I don't know, take a break right by.
Speaker 1: It sounded really weird. You hear that sounds like muffled.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's your new uh one point nine million dollar system.
Speaker 1: You're I am a funny man, at least with the
Speaker 1: scary Jones roadcaster pro. I know people are already asking
Speaker 1: for it. Um sound effects, stagers, beds not included. Oh
Speaker 1: you're not. You're not getting our audio not didn't get
Speaker 1: the sound. Sorry, because somebody maybe like it's worth It's
Speaker 1: worth it just for that right that the extra bonus
Speaker 1: is scary if you're driving down the highway. I was
Speaker 1: in Pennsylvania this past weekend and there was a town.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you the name in the town, but
Speaker 1: as soon as you hear it, I want to know
Speaker 1: what your instant reaction would be if you were driving
Speaker 1: in the car and saw a sign for this town. Okay,
Speaker 1: th h r O p through group. So you see
Speaker 1: the sign says throup. What do you say? You're in
Speaker 1: a call with somebody, what do you say? That's a
Speaker 1: grammatical error? No, so I I was called my wife, yeah,
Speaker 1: through said yeah, through. I would First of all, I
Speaker 1: would think it would be some backwards, no name, backwoods town.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I wouldn't think of it as a
Speaker 1: major metropolis. That's no. I didn't either. But so I
Speaker 1: see that we're coming up. My wife's driving, and I
Speaker 1: see it, says Troop. So I go, look, Throop, there
Speaker 1: it is, Throup, there it is. That's funny. She didn't think,
Speaker 1: so that's great. She didn't laugh. Yeah, she gave me
Speaker 1: the look. She gave me the wife. No, my wife's
Speaker 1: very funny, but she gave me the look because we
Speaker 1: already drive in a couple of hours, and she's like,
Speaker 1: you know, um, we have a couple of things to
Speaker 1: cover before we get out of here with including this
Speaker 1: Scamboni that and and and a problem with the national anthem.
Speaker 1: So let's do the Scamboni. Do you want you want
Speaker 1: the national anthem to lay? Yeah? We found Scamboni's. And
Speaker 1: it's crazy because we usually don't compare notes until right
Speaker 1: before we start the podcast, right, and Brodie and I
Speaker 1: usually are on two different pages with what we want
Speaker 1: to talk about completely. But while Scary was trying to
Speaker 1: figure out his new Roadcaster Pro two. We were talking yeah,
Speaker 1: and I said, so, uh, you know anything special you
Speaker 1: want to talk about? Because I got a scamboni. I
Speaker 1: got a scamboni, so he told me to scamboni. It
Speaker 1: was my scamboni. It was the same thing and the
Speaker 1: same scamboni. We know, we we mentioned. I mentioned that
Speaker 1: makes us Scambroni's scam while we are Scambarnis. That's right.
Speaker 1: This this made the Elvis Duran Big Show. We talked
Speaker 1: about this, uh there for a little bit and I
Speaker 1: was not there, so let's do it here for the
Speaker 1: first time. Yes, So it basically is a real thing
Speaker 1: going on, and you can google it google shrink flation.
Speaker 1: Oh that sounds like a cold ocean. Yeah. Well, some
Speaker 1: of the some of the products that we know and
Speaker 1: love are being manipulated now because of inflation. Prices usually
Speaker 1: go up, but with strength inflation, a company doesn't want
Speaker 1: to scare you, so they keep the prices the same, okay,
Speaker 1: but they find clever ways to to actually give you less,
Speaker 1: so you're basically paying more. We've covered this concept on
Speaker 1: this podcast. They used to give you eight for instance.
Speaker 1: You know I'm gonna say Frido's or Dorris I think
Speaker 1: it was Dorrito's or Friedo's, one of them. They put
Speaker 1: five less chips or five less pieces in the bag,
Speaker 1: and people are noticing it. There's literally five less and
Speaker 1: it saves the millions of dollars because it's per bag.
Speaker 1: You're getting five less per bag. So but to the
Speaker 1: unsuspicious person, to the unsuspecting individual, everything's fine. Prices are
Speaker 1: the same, still getting my derritos. But that's just said.
Speaker 1: The prices aren't the same. We used to be two
Speaker 1: for six, now it's two for seven. Some places two
Speaker 1: for eight. But within the context of a bag, if
Speaker 1: I know that I'm paying three dollars for this bag
Speaker 1: of doritos, four dollars whatever it is, I don't even
Speaker 1: know how much derritos are, then I just know that
Speaker 1: up the prices of the Look at this inflation all
Speaker 1: around me. But price of derritos have stayed the same.
Speaker 1: So the bags have gone from nine point seven five
Speaker 1: ounces nine point to five. So you don't which means
Speaker 1: five less chips. But you don't. You don't see it
Speaker 1: in the bag, you don't feel it, you understand, you
Speaker 1: don't look, and you're certainly not looking at the bottom
Speaker 1: right hand of the piece of the label that says
Speaker 1: that information. But just remember if your bag was empty
Speaker 1: while you were snacking, you're like, you gotta have five
Speaker 1: more chips. And then they keep the bags the same
Speaker 1: size too, They just you know, it's it's the actual
Speaker 1: contents of the bag. So I don't know if the
Speaker 1: bags are the same size. You gotta be honest with
Speaker 1: a lot of them. Look a lot of them look
Speaker 1: a little thinner and not as wide as they used
Speaker 1: to be. To me, that's how I noticed it. Like,
Speaker 1: and it's not the regular Dorrito's. It's the flavors. It's
Speaker 1: like the red pepper, the black bean. What they did
Speaker 1: was which I feel like they did. Maybe it's my
Speaker 1: own imagination. Some of the products, the non main products,
Speaker 1: they disappeared from the shells for a couple of weeks.
Speaker 1: They ran out of them, right so they could clear
Speaker 1: the inventory, get all the nine seven five bags out
Speaker 1: because you were what you wouldn't want is a nine
Speaker 1: seven five bag next to a nine And then you
Speaker 1: have that I that actually says, oh I could I
Speaker 1: got it? I see it, I see, I see there's
Speaker 1: difference two bags. Then you close out their bullshit. Right,
Speaker 1: plus the price, The price is going to be the same. Right,
Speaker 1: the price on the on the sign when they scan
Speaker 1: a bag is gonna say like three seventy five, four
Speaker 1: seventy nine, whatever it's gonna be. They don't want to
Speaker 1: sell the bigger bags of four seventy nine, so they
Speaker 1: gotta get all those out. So they all disappeared. Oh
Speaker 1: where are my big scoops? They disappeared, right where my
Speaker 1: black bean Doritos. They're gone, what pandemic? Nope, they bring
Speaker 1: that ship back smaller, same price, or they fuck you
Speaker 1: both ways. They raised the price anyway, which is what
Speaker 1: they which is what they've done. It's it's like they
Speaker 1: have the gas companies did that. The gas companies screen
Speaker 1: bloody murder that that the Middle East raised the prices,
Speaker 1: but then they doubled their double. In other words, the
Speaker 1: Middle East raised the gas prices, let's say fifty cents gas,
Speaker 1: they should raise the mo dollar. Yeah, the gas companies,
Speaker 1: You're like, oh yeah, because Americans are going like, I
Speaker 1: wonder what gall the gas should really cost. They're like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's going on fun these people. But the gas companies
Speaker 1: are fucking you because they're using that to like price gouge,
Speaker 1: the price gouging, gouging at the gastle off, and now
Speaker 1: they gouging me on my chips yea, and yeah, so
Speaker 1: if you see a product, go away for a while.
Speaker 1: They're trying to clear your memory and start anew without
Speaker 1: you leveling, you will lose five chips of weight. Yes,
Speaker 1: that'll get me a head start this year. If you
Speaker 1: if you were gonna eat a whole bag or even
Speaker 1: half a bag, eat half a bag. I've now eaten
Speaker 1: three quarters a fourth of the bag. Well yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: now eating three quarters of the bag. Because no, you
Speaker 1: eat a whole bag, you're eating five less chips. Yeah,
Speaker 1: five less? All right, bastards, What were you talking about?
Speaker 1: The national anthem? Now? Okay, look, I will admit to
Speaker 1: you that the national anthem, which first of all, doesn't
Speaker 1: really talk a lot about America. It's not really the
Speaker 1: best anthem in terms of like talking about our country.
Speaker 1: There's a couple of good lines in there, all the
Speaker 1: brave Scott Key. Listen. It wasn't even supposed to be
Speaker 1: an anthem. You look up the history of that song.
Speaker 1: It's okay, it's great when I hear it. I covered
Speaker 1: my heart, I stand up. I love it, Love America,
Speaker 1: no problem, I'm so. But it's a very difficult song
Speaker 1: to sing, a lot of key changes, right, But you
Speaker 1: should know the words. You should know how words pronounced.
Speaker 1: Would you admit that? Yes? Um, you should? Okay, So
Speaker 1: I mean if you yeah, the president? Do you know
Speaker 1: the lyrics? Oh? Say? Can you see by the dawns
Speaker 1: early light? What's so proudly? We stand at the twilight's
Speaker 1: last gleaming by the undoing? This from memory? That's brought
Speaker 1: stripes and bright star? Who? What? What was that? Uh?
Speaker 1: What's the word after? Who's who? Before strip Who's brought? Brought?
Speaker 1: Who's broad stripes? You think it's brought? It's not because
Speaker 1: I'll tell you why it's not brought, because it doesn't
Speaker 1: make sense. And who's Who's brought stripes? It's broad broad
Speaker 1: broad broad strag flag, Who's broad stripes broad bright stars,
Speaker 1: broad stripes and broad st right and bright star b
Speaker 1: r O A D stripes and bright stars through the
Speaker 1: perilous plous fight, fight, fight, fight, perilous fight fight weren't
Speaker 1: flying back then? They have planes? What's the next? Long
Speaker 1: or o e er the ramparts? We watched. What's that
Speaker 1: first word? What's that? No apostrophe e er right? And
Speaker 1: how do you pronounce that? Or the rap parts that's
Speaker 1: the problem. That's the problem. So the national anthem this
Speaker 1: weekend for a football game, and the woman who sang
Speaker 1: the song said, or the ramparts we watched, it's not
Speaker 1: it's not r it's or like over or the right
Speaker 1: or the ram parts or or or so it's twice
Speaker 1: in the song. The second time it says, oh, say,
Speaker 1: does that's that star spangled banner? Yet? Wave the banners waving?
Speaker 1: Where's the waving? Scary over over the land of the
Speaker 1: freight are it's? It's right? Or the over about the
Speaker 1: creations that didn't stand the test of time? Right it's
Speaker 1: or right? What the fun? We don't use that in
Speaker 1: in current days? Why Why couldn't he just say over
Speaker 1: the land he no, he said, or but it's not
Speaker 1: or it's not or the land of the first even
Speaker 1: people do what I just said earlier as well, they
Speaker 1: brought stripes stripes broad stripes. What does that mean? Who's
Speaker 1: And it's not who apostrophees like who who brought the stripes?
Speaker 1: It's who's w h O S whose possession, who's the flag,
Speaker 1: who's broad stripes? Whose broad stripes and bright stars? Those
Speaker 1: adjectives before the world who's w h O s right? Yeah,
Speaker 1: the flag which or you could say because the flag
Speaker 1: that has broad stripes and bright stars, that's but he
Speaker 1: said who's broad stripes and right? So she kept saying,
Speaker 1: or the ramparts or the ramparts. What's my other option?
Speaker 1: And what's a rampart? Anyway? Have you not google the rampart? No?
Speaker 1: Do you know what a rampart is without googling it?
Speaker 1: Of course I know what a rampart is without googling it.
Speaker 1: What is it? It's a wall, It's a hill, is it? Yeah? Rampart?
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is. I thought it was
Speaker 1: like a firework, Yeah, defense wall, yeah, sa signo stuff
Speaker 1: A rampart, all the ramparts we watched a defensive wall
Speaker 1: of a castle or walled city, having a broad top
Speaker 1: of the stone, a stone parapet. Yeah. I guarantee you
Speaker 1: you quiz America, no doubt no. But nobody will very
Speaker 1: few people will know what a rampart is without I
Speaker 1: am not asking anyone to know what other people listening
Speaker 1: to this podcast, right, now that have had this oh
Speaker 1: wow moment with us mind blown. I was today years
Speaker 1: old when I learned what a rampart was and our
Speaker 1: ramparts gallantly streaming. Explain that one to me? Well, that's
Speaker 1: why I thought it was a firework, because because to me,
Speaker 1: fireworks gallantly stream what is gallant? Gallant like it proudly.
Speaker 1: So that's personification of the rampart because if you think
Speaker 1: about it, and that's giving life to the wall, it's
Speaker 1: that that's making it sound like a person because there
Speaker 1: it's gallantly streaming. It's an inanimate object. It's it's a
Speaker 1: it's a rampart, it's a wall. So now this makes
Speaker 1: no sense. Well let's see if I let's google what
Speaker 1: that means. The embankments were part of the defense in
Speaker 1: a heroic manner. Uh, this describes the flag waving in
Speaker 1: the wind. That's what it says. What doesn't No, wait,
Speaker 1: we're so what was so the flag was gallantly streaming
Speaker 1: or the ramparts. But it's it's a metaphor. Man, Maybe
Speaker 1: it's a metaphor, are it says? Maybe it's a metaphor
Speaker 1: flag streaming. People don't know what a rampart is, so
Speaker 1: then one person says there were flags along the wall,
Speaker 1: and the flags were waving in the wind, and he
Speaker 1: was saying that the ramparts were streaming, but the flags
Speaker 1: were on the ramparts were streaming. And what what is
Speaker 1: the twilight's last gleaming need? Not nighttime, I guess, or
Speaker 1: the rocket or the explosions in the air, the bombs
Speaker 1: bursting in the air. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the rockets, right,
Speaker 1: latter bomb but yeah, exactly my head. Again, it's not
Speaker 1: the greatest, it's not the greatest collection of words ever assembled.
Speaker 1: America the beautiful that that people a lot of people
Speaker 1: think that should be the anthem. There's been debate over
Speaker 1: talks about America America, debate over the years about it.
Speaker 1: But Land of the Free, Home of the Brave is
Speaker 1: a great last line. So you can't you can't take that.
Speaker 1: That's it has to end. Well, see, all you need
Speaker 1: is is is a happy ending. Yeah, it's like YadA YadA, YadA, YadA,
Speaker 1: YadA and strong forget like this podcast. By the way,
Speaker 1: we listen, the podcast is not as long as the
Speaker 1: actual national anthem, which is like ten more verses. We
Speaker 1: stopped there, thankfully, but it's it goes on and on
Speaker 1: and on and on and on like we do. No, No,
Speaker 1: I got more stuff we do want to end on that?
Speaker 1: Should I should end it on Thrope? Should I end
Speaker 1: on Thrope? We should have probably switched and ended on through.
Speaker 1: I'm going to Miami this weekend. I gotta go pack.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be here, So if you're in Miami,
Speaker 1: I'll see you there or maybe I won't. Um And
Speaker 1: next week I'm going to Nashville. God, I got a
Speaker 1: lot of a lot of plans, big plans. What are
Speaker 1: you gonna be What are you doing this week? Brodie?
Speaker 1: What are you doing? Well? I have to pack on
Speaker 1: Sunday because on Monday I'm going to be home. Okay,
Speaker 1: wait what Yeah, I have to get everything ready for
Speaker 1: Sunday because I'm gonna be home and then on Wednesday,
Speaker 1: not like normal on Wednesday. On Wednesday, I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: to the store and then come home. So I got
Speaker 1: that covered. After that, it's I don't know what. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't even know if I need sun
Speaker 1: tan los and have to check the weather. No, I
Speaker 1: went out of town last weekend. What are you doing?
Speaker 1: What are you working on the background? There in the laboratory. Oh,
Speaker 1: let's see uh something well, nothing nothing. So I've sort of, um,
Speaker 1: I've poked a few bears. I've sort of uh, I've
Speaker 1: sort of started initiated some some emails to some people, uh,
Speaker 1: some phone calls. I reached out to some people. So
Speaker 1: I'm gonn tell you. I'll tell you a funny story.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you who it is. But you know,
Speaker 1: the person reached out to a friend of mine who
Speaker 1: I I wouldn't say it's my buddy buddy, but I
Speaker 1: friendly with him for I don't know fifteen years, and
Speaker 1: they are they are doing very well in the field
Speaker 1: of television, very well in the field of television. And
Speaker 1: I reached out to uh to him, and I said, hey,
Speaker 1: hey man, how's it going, Hope, all is good. I
Speaker 1: haven't spoken to you about a month and a half.
Speaker 1: I just want to let you know I am uh
Speaker 1: no longer with the morning show and I'm I'm looking
Speaker 1: to uh stay funny, you know, get to keep my
Speaker 1: comedy juices flowing. So if you, if you need anything,
Speaker 1: you know, keep me in mind. What I got back
Speaker 1: was a very polite hey man, thanks for updating me, Hope.
Speaker 1: All as well. Wow, I didn't dress it at all. No,
Speaker 1: so like, hey, thanks, thanks for updating me. I got
Speaker 1: I got at the end of the year Christmas card
Speaker 1: where you update everybody on life. And I read your
Speaker 1: card and I throw it away. Yeah, and I've I'm
Speaker 1: very fond of this person. And this is a person
Speaker 1: who's reached out to me and you asked for favors
Speaker 1: a bunch of times. And I didn't expect that person
Speaker 1: to go, hey, got a job for you tomorrow. But
Speaker 1: it was just it was very like, appreciate you, let
Speaker 1: me know. Piece out, Like I pictured them throwing the
Speaker 1: phone against the couch like back wall of the couch,
Speaker 1: and then it resting on the couch like like it's
Speaker 1: on fire, like if if all of a sudden it
Speaker 1: was like two hundred degrees in your hand and the
Speaker 1: phone was burning, and like, oh, I got for you,
Speaker 1: for you, I gotta go all right, all right, well
Speaker 1: so that's what I'm working on. Any more of that
Speaker 1: sounds good, I'm gonna go pack. Is it okay? Can
Speaker 1: I go back? I'll give you a hundred allars for
Speaker 1: the broadcaster. Fuck off, it's worth a lot more than that.
Speaker 1: I'll show up to the house and off your nineties. Dude,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give me for fifty back to a truck
Speaker 1: and boys, Boys,