Speaker 1: How does Jesus deal with light?
Speaker 2: Jesus christo?
Speaker 1: Hey, Andrew, do you have any jingles?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Do you have new ones? No? Oh oh it's my St.
Speaker 2: Patrick's Day. I don't like any of it. I forgot
Speaker 2: to use the roadcaster, and now I'm.
Speaker 1: St that's probably really loud, so I'm gonna shut it off.
Speaker 2: Hey.
Speaker 1: Look what our good friends with General Mills sent us?
Speaker 2: What did they send?
Speaker 1: Happy St? Patrick's Day?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 1: What's his name?
Speaker 2: Lucky?
Speaker 1: Very good? Look you ready here? You open this side?
Speaker 1: Watch what happens? Gently?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 1: Rainbows? Yeah, what's the matter?
Speaker 2: No, that's eccess excited.
Speaker 1: Look at all the things in here? Oh wow, so
Speaker 1: many stuff, Andrew.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I didn't even see that.
Speaker 1: There's so many things. Wow, looky charms related because you
Speaker 1: know it's Saint Patrick's Day.
Speaker 2: That bag looks like it was opened. What already opened
Speaker 2: this yet? No? You didn't bring it home to Cooper? No,
Speaker 2: not yet, of course.
Speaker 1: Yeah? All right, very fun, Thank you, General Miles.
Speaker 2: Thanks General Miles.
Speaker 1: Look inside for even more marshmallow fun stickers. Oh I
Speaker 1: don't know what that is? Oh those are okay? You
Speaker 1: just stick those things like?
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh god, I dropped them.
Speaker 1: Up anyway, Patrick's day.
Speaker 2: Are you irish?
Speaker 1: I'm not.
Speaker 2: I'm not either.
Speaker 1: I mean I might have a tiny, tiny bit, I'm.
Speaker 2: Not even a little bit. No, none of that.
Speaker 1: Oh sad, I love bagpipes so much.
Speaker 2: Bagpipes sound great.
Speaker 1: It's my face. It's an instrument, right, because that's my
Speaker 1: that's my favorite instrument. Yeah, it really is.
Speaker 2: There's a fun song that's out that has bagpipes in it,
Speaker 2: and I really do enjoy it.
Speaker 1: That's cool.
Speaker 2: It's a nice little Yeah, I know it's great. I
Speaker 2: wish you could play it. It's definitely not in the system.
Speaker 2: It's a little it's indie. You wouldn't know it.
Speaker 1: All right. Hey, before we get started with the podcast,
Speaker 1: can we just I wanted to wish a belated happy
Speaker 1: birthday to Alyssa. Alyssa was the girl who had the
Speaker 1: serial Killer's theme birthday party last week. Oh my god, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: and they listened all the time. Her mom Sarah, Hi, Sarah,
Speaker 1: I hope you guys had a blast. I'd love to
Speaker 1: see some pictures.
Speaker 2: Yeah for real. Yeah, that's so fun.
Speaker 1: Oh and also Randall and his son Reese. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: hi Randall, they listen all the time. Love that they bond.
Speaker 1: It's great. It's great having like a dad and a
Speaker 1: son bond over.
Speaker 2: Over stuff, especially you know, you being dad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2: Kids.
Speaker 1: You know, because my kids and I bond over something.
Speaker 1: So it's nice that we help people bond.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: You know, kids don't really like hanging out with their parents. Loser,
Speaker 1: they come around loser. Why A you're wearing that, they
Speaker 1: come around embarrassing.
Speaker 2: Honestly, once you're in college, it's like.
Speaker 1: You college shore because they need your money.
Speaker 2: No, And then after college, when they have their own lives,
Speaker 2: you just realize your parents are just awesome in most cases.
Speaker 2: I can't speak for everybody but my parents. I love
Speaker 2: my parents. I just saw them in Florida last weekend
Speaker 2: and I'm going back this weekend.
Speaker 1: That's cool.
Speaker 2: It's so nice to see them of being with them.
Speaker 1: Hey, welcome to Serial Killers. It's a podcast here, we're
Speaker 1: gonna talk about cereal.
Speaker 2: We're gonna try anne conversation.
Speaker 1: Yes, we're doing it live from the Farmland Fresh Daiies studios,
Speaker 1: So welcome aboard. You're ready to get rolland Andrew, of course,
Speaker 1: all right, that's cereal, right, But this was terrible. Everyone
Speaker 1: that comes in and is like, hey, can I get
Speaker 1: a cereal? Suggestion? And they try that and they go, oh,
Speaker 1: I mean I didn't suggest it because it wasn't very good.
Speaker 2: It wasn't, but this one could be good.
Speaker 1: Andrew, you're ready for this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll go.
Speaker 1: Down to the cereal set picking it up with your feet. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm very talented. Look at that chocolate strawberry, loaded cool pillows, pillow,
Speaker 1: general mills, everything, what's up? Cool? We've had all kinds
Speaker 1: of loaded cereals? Can you name one?
Speaker 2: Uh? Birthday cake? Uh? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, ha ha yeah, cam It it took you a minute.
Speaker 1: You could have just guessed anything there probably would have
Speaker 1: been right. There was tricks, there was cocoa puffs, There
Speaker 1: was cinnamon Toa's crunch, There was s'mores, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all them. They were all so good. No, I
Speaker 2: hate it.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, look at these. He's gonna go away when
Speaker 1: the Die is banned.
Speaker 2: Live in cereal rich. Yeah, it's interesting. Yeah, what's gonna
Speaker 2: happen with this whole Die band?
Speaker 1: What's gonna beats? That's what's gonna happen.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, is that gonna? Okay? I hate the smell
Speaker 2: of this. Why I don't like this? I like strawberries
Speaker 2: and chocolate, but this is not gonna be an unholy blend.
Speaker 2: And I feel it in my bone.
Speaker 1: Holy Holy, that's a great song.
Speaker 2: Okay. I heard the song by the Morgan Wallen and
Speaker 2: I didn't like it at first?
Speaker 1: Which one?
Speaker 2: And it's still I'm not a huge fan. I just
Speaker 2: want to love somebody, Love Somebody. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I also don't think that that's Morgan Wallen it is,
Speaker 1: is it?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I would think you're so country. It is that
Speaker 2: want to see high everything?
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it is. Because there's another song that's really
Speaker 1: popular right now and it sounds just like him, but
Speaker 1: it's not.
Speaker 2: Well, that song sounds like another song, Love Somebody, sounds
Speaker 2: exactly like it's in the system. Can you play it?
Speaker 1: Sure?
Speaker 2: It's the love Somebody's.
Speaker 1: Can you speak English when you talk? It is the English? No,
Speaker 1: it's not, you're English. It's actually probably not even in here,
Speaker 1: it is. We don't have any country stations here.
Speaker 2: Yes, it doesn't matter. You have all the songs, yeah
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 1: They don't. Yeah, Oh my god, there's so many.
Speaker 2: Oh god, see, and you said there wasn't gonna be
Speaker 2: any of them love somebody. You literally just passed it
Speaker 2: under me and all your reasons.
Speaker 1: I don't see it.
Speaker 2: It's literally right.
Speaker 1: Just say upper down me and all your reasons upper down,
Speaker 1: say up or down?
Speaker 2: There you go and make sure you fast forward it
Speaker 2: because I know what you do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just.
Speaker 2: What song does it sound like? It sounds like the
Speaker 2: backgrom a different song. I know what it is. It's
Speaker 2: the dual lipa song. I need someone to home and
Speaker 2: close deep. I know it's the same background. Got it? Okay,
Speaker 2: we can move on anyway. So this is.
Speaker 1: Crazy, all right, it's not crazy.
Speaker 2: It's loaded chocolate strawberry. Let's try it. But first let's
Speaker 2: go to the Farmland Fresh Dairies fridge.
Speaker 1: To you.
Speaker 2: We have today two percent reduced fat milk from Farmland
Speaker 2: Fresh Dairies.
Speaker 1: It's organic. Andrew.
Speaker 2: When you're in the milk case, make sure you're looking
Speaker 2: for the cow face.
Speaker 1: Messed it up a little bit.
Speaker 2: That's good.
Speaker 1: It was okay?
Speaker 2: Can you let me have it? No? Why?
Speaker 1: Because it wasn't great?
Speaker 2: It was great? Wayne, if you're watching this, let me
Speaker 2: know if it was good.
Speaker 1: I don't think it was.
Speaker 2: It was good.
Speaker 1: They haven't used that slogan yet, Andrew, I don't think
Speaker 1: they like it.
Speaker 2: Well, I think we really need to be in a
Speaker 2: promotional video doing it.
Speaker 1: Okay, in a cow, sitting on a cow.
Speaker 2: I fan correct it. That is really good.
Speaker 1: I'm shocked that you think that that's good. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: pretty good.
Speaker 2: I don't hate that. M that's surprisingly good.
Speaker 1: The strawberry does taste a little artificial though.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you think they're putting real strawberries in this.
Speaker 1: It is flavored with natural flavors, and so there's got
Speaker 1: to be some kind of strawberry pure or something in there.
Speaker 1: It reminds me a lot.
Speaker 2: Of green wheat, sugar, vegetable oil, corn starch, rice flour. Oh,
Speaker 2: Red forty go way from I thought Red forty is gone.
Speaker 1: No, it's the single number. Oh wait, this reminds me
Speaker 1: of another strawberry General Mills Cereal. Do you taste it?
Speaker 2: Strawberries and cream?
Speaker 1: What is that? Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, that was a good one.
Speaker 1: It's that one famous seasonal strawberry cereal they have, ah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Life Reason Life, Yeah, yeah, from Quaker. That's cool. So
Speaker 1: you have no idea.
Speaker 2: Seasonal Life from General Mills.
Speaker 1: No, they don't make that.
Speaker 2: Uh, it's the ctk.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, it's also Halloween cereal.
Speaker 2: Hu, the Dracula the what now the blueberry? No, that's
Speaker 2: blueberry Frankenberry. Yes, yeah, tastes a lot like Frankenberry. This
Speaker 2: does the strawberry does, yes, because you know, same company
Speaker 2: and all. Yeah, not there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not bad at all.
Speaker 2: Three balls from Boom.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna give it four bowls. It's a nice
Speaker 1: pillow cereal. It's probably I think, the best of the
Speaker 1: loaded cereals from General Mills.
Speaker 2: No, for sure, I was going to say that. That
Speaker 2: was my next point. I don't think you were Yeah, no, no,
Speaker 2: I was for sure, for sure.
Speaker 1: For sure, And again somebody will prove us wrong. Like
Speaker 1: Newman's gonna go.
Speaker 2: Can you move over a little bit. No, you're so
Speaker 2: far out of frame.
Speaker 1: Newman's gonna go. No, the loaded cocup puffs, you rant
Speaker 1: it higher. But I just think this is pretty good.
Speaker 1: I love when Newman fact checks you. It's my favorite.
Speaker 1: I'm actually gonna have some more. How about that sounds great?
Speaker 1: Oh the milk, never mind, I want some strawberry milk.
Speaker 2: Hmm, what happen?
Speaker 1: Good stuff? That's really good.
Speaker 2: Try the milk.
Speaker 1: The strawberry milk is delicious. Mmm, I'm gonna take this home.
Speaker 2: Is gonna love it?
Speaker 1: She is Jaxon, won't she doesn't like strawberry stuff.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, all right, next Cereal?
Speaker 1: You want to just move on?
Speaker 2: Yes? Please? I mean, what are we gonna do now? Ready?
Speaker 2: You wanna just chit chat? Nope? Can you stop showing
Speaker 2: me your butt crack? I heard it's trendy now from who.
Speaker 2: It's all over the place, the Plumber's Association of America.
Speaker 1: It's all over the web and everything all over the web.
Speaker 1: Best trendy on Instagram and Twitter and and TikTok and
Speaker 1: my Space and all those things.
Speaker 2: They're just they can't stop. It's all the rage on
Speaker 2: my Space.
Speaker 1: I mean, apparently you're supposed to be like good looking
Speaker 1: and have abs and things. Then it's hot. But you know,
Speaker 1: it's trendy. The butt crack thing.
Speaker 2: Is trendy now, Dad buds with butt cracks.
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. Maybe that should be your new We
Speaker 1: talked about it on the show Look it Up.
Speaker 2: Oh cool? Anyway, great?
Speaker 1: Okay, So I was in shop right the other day.
Speaker 1: I was looking at the bowl and basket cereals. They
Speaker 1: were on sale. I was like, all right, you know what?
Speaker 1: We never did there?
Speaker 2: Raisin bran.
Speaker 1: Oh I love playing Rasin Bran. Great, let's bam basket
Speaker 1: if you have shop rights in your area. They got
Speaker 1: some good name brand, store brand cereals.
Speaker 2: I was in a publics over the weekend.
Speaker 1: We're shopping is a pleasure, I'll tell you what. Yep, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: they still say that.
Speaker 2: I couldn't tell you.
Speaker 1: They did when I was young.
Speaker 2: Okay, time to check in. What am I checking in for?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, my fight tomorrow?
Speaker 1: Here we go? Hey, what's that? Is that going to
Speaker 1: be on the video?
Speaker 2: No? Okay, do you know who? Cohating Cambria? Who? What?
Speaker 2: Coheating Cambria? Cambria coheat and Cambria. They're a band?
Speaker 1: No? Are you going to see them?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: There's a lot, dude, there's three scoops in this box.
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. Look how many Raisins are in here?
Speaker 1: Bowling basket?
Speaker 2: What is up?
Speaker 1: Why do you want to keep making fun? It's a
Speaker 1: good song.
Speaker 2: You didn't even know it until two seconds.
Speaker 1: I did know. When he wants to love someone, I
Speaker 1: won't leave a hole in his heart. Ye shut up?
Speaker 2: When I was singing it. You were like, I don't
Speaker 2: know that.
Speaker 1: No, I didn't know that.
Speaker 2: Is that tractor on the farm? No? Is that? Hey
Speaker 2: hallelujah amen farm.
Speaker 1: Life anyway, spowling basket raisin bran from shop right with
Speaker 1: Faries Organic. Thank you, Daniel Spoon. You just contaminated. Okay,
Speaker 1: look how many raisins are in there? So it's got
Speaker 1: the sugared raisins, the nice brand flakes. Here we go.
Speaker 2: Mmm mmm.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm. That is nice, wonderful.
Speaker 2: Yeah, four balls.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't say. I don't know if I ever get
Speaker 1: raisin b five balls, but I'm giving this four balls
Speaker 1: in a spoon.
Speaker 2: That's nice.
Speaker 1: And again, any number of brands can call their cereal
Speaker 1: raisin bran because it's not trademark a bowl, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: because that is what it is. It's raising brand. You
Speaker 1: can't really trademark that. Wow, you just wasted a lot
Speaker 1: of cereal. What a shame.
Speaker 2: It is your new thing. You're just gonna eat every
Speaker 2: single thing.
Speaker 1: You threw out a whole cup. You do too, You're
Speaker 1: starving people. No I eat it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh what does that mean?
Speaker 2: Nothing? Oh? Really?
Speaker 1: No, Cooper will write you up for that. M hmm. Okay,
Speaker 1: what was she gonna write me up for? Because it
Speaker 1: was rude?
Speaker 2: Oh? Really?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I gave the original tickets. You're getting canceled, pal, Oh, okay,
Speaker 1: we'll be back right after. I don't know, I got nothing.
Speaker 2: Can you just play the song again?
Speaker 1: I like better? Thank him bomb me? Yeah, he's got somebody,
Speaker 1: He's got so many. What a great show that was, Andrew.
Speaker 1: You should have come. You really should have This is
Speaker 1: the original, of course, that's why you know Morgan. Last
Speaker 1: night we talk waste great? Also, was you? Yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: I need to go to a show. I really need
Speaker 1: to go to a show so much, dude, man made
Speaker 1: a bar. We'll be back right after this. Damn dum
Speaker 1: dum dum dum dumn. And we're back. How you doing, Pal?
Speaker 1: So great? Our good friend Matt sent us some cereal,
Speaker 1: he replenished a little bit. I think it was Matt.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what if it wasn't Matt.
Speaker 2: Maybe you should really start remembering these things.
Speaker 1: I should. I'm pretty sure it was Matt. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was because he put the stickers on the box. Okay,
Speaker 1: I've seen this in the store.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure I've seen this too.
Speaker 1: I think I saw this at Costco. Possibly new trail.
Speaker 1: I'm guessing it's new, but I'm just doing it cool.
Speaker 1: It doesn't say new, but I've never seen it before. Cool.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna like it, Okay, I don't like pecans.
Speaker 2: Pecans, pecans, pecan, pecans, pecans.
Speaker 1: Cinnamon, pecan, pecan, sweet and crunchy Keto certified nut granola,
Speaker 1: two grams of net carbs, no sugar added fun, which
Speaker 1: means they use some kind of crud. Let's see.
Speaker 2: I'm so mad because they drove in today and now
Speaker 2: I'm regretting it because I'm gonna be stuck in traffic.
Speaker 1: Leader stupid monk fruit. Oh no, yeah, here we go.
Speaker 1: New ways to sweeter days. That's their big thing. You
Speaker 1: knows who. It smells very cinnamony, I'll tell you that much.
Speaker 2: It's permeating through the bag.
Speaker 1: No, the bag's open. Ugh, but I don't this is
Speaker 1: gonna I I see pumpkin seeds in there.
Speaker 2: I can already tell this is gonna be like one
Speaker 2: of those earth No, like one of those cereals.
Speaker 1: That it's not cereal.
Speaker 2: It's gonna taste like one of the ones that are
Speaker 2: like keto ranola. Yeah, it's gonna be ktoy where it's
Speaker 2: like ooh and then all of a sudden the taste
Speaker 2: is gonna like just come through and kill us.
Speaker 1: Just so you know, it's not a low calorie food. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna let you know everything that's in here, buddy.
Speaker 1: There's sunflower seeds, pumpkin seeds, coconut almonds, pecans, pecans and cinnamon,
Speaker 1: cold salt, and monk fruit.
Speaker 2: Great mm hm.
Speaker 1: They also, uh, it's processing a facility that handles soy milk, wheat,
Speaker 1: tree nuts, and sesame seeds.
Speaker 2: So so diamond couldn't have this from Miami.
Speaker 1: It's from Miami. Oh wow, Yes, snacks Generation LLC.
Speaker 2: Nice.
Speaker 1: Anyway, here you go, buddy. Thanks that with a little
Speaker 1: bit of Farmland Freshdairries organic two percent reduced fat milk.
Speaker 2: Oh is that how I have to say it? Yes,
Speaker 2: Farmland Fresh Dairies organic two percent milk.
Speaker 1: You forgot to stay reduced.
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, Farmland Fresh Daies two percent reduced fat milk.
Speaker 1: Yes, I got that from the opner Bizaar yesterday.
Speaker 2: I have to say that like you if I want
Speaker 2: to get it right.
Speaker 1: M hm.
Speaker 2: This is gonna taste disgusting.
Speaker 1: Well, it smells like cinnamon, so here we go. One, two, three, Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't really taste the monk fruit.
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 1: That tastes the sesame seas. I mean the some flower
Speaker 1: seeds pretty good. This is all right. I just don't
Speaker 1: like I stand correct. I could do without the pecans.
Speaker 1: M you know, because I'm not a fan.
Speaker 2: I'm one hundred percent going to have an allergic reaction.
Speaker 1: Like the last pie that I would eat is pecan. Yeah,
Speaker 1: no molasses.
Speaker 2: I love a pecan pie.
Speaker 1: No, although the last pie I eat was probably strawberry rhubarb.
Speaker 1: I don't like rubarb. Who wants a celery pie? So dumb? What? Yeah?
Speaker 2: What's rub celery strawberry celery pie?
Speaker 1: Well, I mean it's in the celery family. You've never
Speaker 1: seen rootbarb?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Like google it like red celery?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What's in a strawberry rubarb pipe besides.
Speaker 1: Strawberry and rhubarb? Look it up? Just say it because
Speaker 1: you won't know how to spell it.
Speaker 2: Are you b a rb rubarb? Yeah? I was right,
Speaker 2: I spelled it right now.
Speaker 1: It's cool. What is it? It's a celery It looks
Speaker 1: like celery stalks, right, red celery stalks. You keep saying it, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it does, right. So anyway, while you're looking that up,
Speaker 1: I'm actually gonna give this. I'm gonna give it three
Speaker 1: okay Andy, three meter four. It's not bad, It's really not.
Speaker 1: And I hate pecans Peaca.
Speaker 2: Can't judge a book by its cover. That's what I
Speaker 2: learned this episode. I like the strawberry chocolate and I
Speaker 2: didn't think I was gonna like that, And I like
Speaker 2: the new Trail cool Man. So don't judge a cereal
Speaker 2: by its box.
Speaker 1: Or bag, right, But they really do use the box
Speaker 1: or bag to try to draw you in. That's It's
Speaker 1: just like when you see a person, you're not going
Speaker 1: to talk to an ugly person, you know what I'm saying, Like, Well,
Speaker 1: beauty is in the eye of the beholder exactly. So
Speaker 1: if you think that something's attractive, you're going to try
Speaker 1: it or talk to it, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: for sure, that's why people I put on their best
Speaker 1: stuff when they go out, because they want to be
Speaker 1: attractive for sure, just like cereal boxes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, and I guess they keep their crack
Speaker 2: hanging out because that's what's tractive now, well it is. Yeah, people,
Speaker 2: dig it Please don't use the word dig near crack.
Speaker 2: Speaking of dig it, next episode related the frog related
Speaker 2: hunt sugar smacks.
Speaker 1: It hasn't been sugar smacked since the eighties, but good smacks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're impressed, honey, honey, you're impressed anyway, Just admit it.
Speaker 2: That was impressive.
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Speaker 2: Amazing, insane right yeah, goeybye,