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Speaker 1: Do you want to see a one hundred and ten

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Speaker 1: pound pocket prints doused in five gallons of sweet, sticky

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Speaker 1: electroly like fluids.

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Speaker 2: Dude, Jeffries Brooken Jeffrey in the morning. Well, you don't

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Speaker 2: have to head down to Chippendale's or even sign up

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Speaker 2: for Skinemax Unlimited to see it, because we've got a young, eager,

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Speaker 2: red haired technical director who's been a croaken for a

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Speaker 2: soaking Oh oh boy will he get one? Because later

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Speaker 2: today Ashton will pay off his bet on the Big

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Speaker 2: Game and get his gatorade shower down in our radio

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Speaker 2: station parking lot. Now we do this every single year,

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Speaker 2: but I'm predicting Ashton will get the most views ever

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Speaker 2: on his video. We've already had three women in their

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Speaker 2: seventies text in this morning to seven eight, five, nine

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Speaker 2: two asking where they can watch the raw footage.

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Speaker 3: They don't even want to edit it, hauh.

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Speaker 2: No filters for those they want to see everything so

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Speaker 2: to edit. Doris and Irene, make sure you head over

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Speaker 2: to our socials at Brook and Jeffrey on Instagram, TikTok, Facebook,

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Speaker 2: all of it to see something that will be burned

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Speaker 2: into your retinas for the rest of your life night.

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Speaker 3: That's a good thing, I think, is what you mean.

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Speaker 2: In the best kind of way. Okay, yeah, you're not

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Speaker 2: going to wake up screaming in the middle of the night.

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Speaker 2: Well maybe good screams may.

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Speaker 3: Be more itchy than anything.

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Speaker 2: You have to see it for yourself again at brook

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Speaker 2: and Jeffrey. And now that we've got you all riled

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Speaker 2: up for the day, got let's get into the shock

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Speaker 2: collar question with our captain super Soaker. Hey, digital producer Jake's.

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Speaker 4: The other day on the show, we heard about a

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Speaker 4: study that found over eighty percent of Americans say they

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Speaker 4: don't necessarily need to get an expensive gift on Valentine's

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Speaker 4: Date if you'll loved. In fact, the majority would be

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Speaker 4: happy with something simple like flowers and a thoughtful card, or,

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Speaker 4: as Brooks so lovingly put it, lazy men doing the

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Speaker 4: absolute bare minimum.

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Speaker 2: Is not lazy for them. Any they with thought is

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Speaker 2: big effort.

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Speaker 4: Even though Brooks he is a romantic card as a

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Speaker 4: slap to the face, like most other couples do enjoy

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Speaker 4: giving them to each other on Cupid's Birthday. And that's

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Speaker 4: why today you'll be quizzed on Valentine's Day cards during

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Speaker 4: a special Hallmark Hearts edition of Adam kay So CNN

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Speaker 4: analyze close to six hundred current Valentine's Day cards, examining

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Speaker 4: the front, the inside, the imagery, and the text. You'll

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Speaker 4: say a number between one through twenty. I'll ask you

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Speaker 4: specific questions about Cupid's Day cards. For example, I could

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Speaker 4: ask what percentage of Valentine's Hallmark cards features flowers on them?

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Speaker 4: Or under thirty percent? The correct answer would be under

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Speaker 4: it just seventeen percent. That's how it'll work. We'll start

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Speaker 4: with the woman who only reads Hallmark cards if they

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Speaker 4: come with cash inside them. That's alexis eleven. Alexis what

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Speaker 4: percentage of Hallmark cards feature any kind of animal in it?

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Speaker 4: You know, people love talking animals and they're greeting cards.

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Speaker 4: Keep that in mind when you pick over or under

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Speaker 4: twenty percent of cards.

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Speaker 2: Well, I always get to cards from Trader Joe's because

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Speaker 2: I like the cute ones and just the Valentine's.

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Speaker 3: They had a raccoon Valentine's, a zoo one, a dog one,

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Speaker 3: a cat one, and this.

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Speaker 2: Is just there.

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Speaker 3: And also because they're all by the checkout stand, so

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Speaker 3: you don't have to think about going somewhere else to

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Speaker 3: pick the exactly.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, animal ones are a good way to use puns

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Speaker 2: in your romantic statements, like you perfect.

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Speaker 3: Only seventeen percent of cards had flowers on them, which

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Speaker 3: I would have thought that was which you know, because

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Speaker 3: they're filling them with animals, Brooke, Oh.

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Speaker 4: As a little hell, alexis out of six hundred cards

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Speaker 4: to be twenty percent, at least one hundred and twenty

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Speaker 4: of them would have to have animals.

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Speaker 2: I'm saying, over over, I like it over.

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Speaker 4: It is over twenty six percent of all hallmarked V

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Speaker 4: Day cards have an animal depicted on them.

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Speaker 2: It makes sense, they're I never thought of that.

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Speaker 4: Yes, Broke, we're over to you. Eleven is off the board.

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Speaker 4: Give me eight out of those six hundred Valentine's Day cards,

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Speaker 4: what percentage would you say featured some type of heart

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Speaker 4: on it? Was it over or under sixty five percent?

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Speaker 4: So three hundred and ninety of the six hundred.

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Speaker 3: That's interesting. So every year my dad gives me a

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Speaker 3: Valentine's Day card, and he started when I was a

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Speaker 3: very young child, and all he ever does is signed

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Speaker 3: his name, and he spends a lot of.

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Speaker 2: Time in the cardisle.

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Speaker 3: Reading them all and finding the message that he wants

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Speaker 4: Does he say dad or just his first name?

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Speaker 3: No, Daddy, he writes it daddy.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, a lot of your like aversion to having

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Speaker 2: cards being given as a gift. Is a gift, but

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Speaker 2: it reminds you of your father whenever you get it.

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Speaker 3: No, you just are making stuff up about me, So

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna say over.

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Speaker 4: Jake Brook thinks it's more than three hundred and ninety

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Speaker 4: out of the six hundred. She's sixty seven percent of

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Speaker 4: Valentine's Day cards.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Jose, we're over to you.

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Speaker 4: Eleven and eight are off the board. Three three hose

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Speaker 4: you're a foodie, or at least you claim to be

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Speaker 4: on social media. You tell me. Over or under five

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Speaker 4: percent of all Valentine's Day Hallmark cards have food featured

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Speaker 4: on them. Five see about thirty out of six hundred? Okay,

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Speaker 4: over under five percent?

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Speaker 2: I mean a burrito would be so cy well.

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Speaker 4: I saw you're a piece of my heart one the

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Speaker 4: other night. Yeah, I like my Valentine. Let's talk about it.

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Speaker 3: We just went over some holiday puns because my son

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Speaker 3: just made his and he did. Your are so delightful.

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Speaker 2: Soda baby got b.

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Speaker 1: That's hot.

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Speaker 2: It's a deep dude. I think it's I think it

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Speaker 2: works too well. I have to say over for the

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Speaker 2: faith of society.

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Speaker 4: The food. He thinks it's over.

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Speaker 2: It is.

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Speaker 4: A percent of cards have food off the It's Valentine's

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Speaker 4: Day week. We're talking about things you could find on

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Speaker 4: Valentine's Steak cards. Jeffrey and three, eight and eleven are

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Speaker 4: off the board.

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Speaker 2: I'll take nineteen. Right.

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Speaker 4: If Jose's of foodie, then you, sir, are a birdie.

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Speaker 4: Please put these in order of frequency they appear on

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Speaker 4: Valentine's Steak cards. Birds, bears, and butterflies highest percentage to

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Speaker 4: the lowest. Birds, bears, butterflies.

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Speaker 2: Huh, I guess yeah. Yeah. It's hard to pick. What's

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Speaker 2: the most romantic animal between a bird, a bear, and

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Speaker 3: Teddy bears, Like, I mean, bears are just built of

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Speaker 3: toilet paper, dude, Bears are lovable.

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Speaker 2: There's a lot of like Barry love you like the.

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Speaker 4: Can't bear hug bear hug.

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Speaker 2: A bear hug if it wasn't. Yeah. And butterflies that's

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Speaker 2: kind of like fleeting love, you.

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Speaker 3: Know, but butterflies in your stomach.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but butterflies like die within a day. It's not

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Speaker 2: long lasting. It's like a one night space.

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Speaker 3: It's not good.

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Speaker 2: So I'm gonna say number one the sexiest bears, two birds,

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Speaker 4: Like Jeffrey said, bears first. That's what screwed over Jeffrey.

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Speaker 4: Birds is the highest percentage four percent of cards have birds.

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Speaker 4: Bears was second with two percent, butterflies the lonely one percent.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry, Jeffrey, you're the one percent of losers on

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Speaker 4: today's show of plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no expert at love over here. So I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: get shocked and I'm going to be singing thinking out

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Speaker 2: loud by Ed Sheeran and Darla and I will be

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Speaker 2: loving you TiO with seventy like Irene from earlier. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's for you, Irene. That's your shock collar question of

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Speaker 2: the day. We got your phones out coming up in

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Speaker 2: just a few minutes

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Speaker 3: Broken Jeffrey in the morning,