WEBVTT -  The Real Problem With Cereal

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, problem solved. General Mills is rolling out Cheerios. What's

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<v Speaker 1>your biggest problem with cereal boxes? Think about it. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you have a problem with cereal boxes? I think about

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<v Speaker 1>this all the time. Then again, I can eat a

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<v Speaker 1>box of cereal in one sitting, so it's not.

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<v Speaker 2>Really an issue. They don't stay closed. Right.

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<v Speaker 1>So General Mills is rolling out Cheerios boxes with built-in

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<v Speaker 1>Ziploc-style bags, answering what it says are hundreds of thousands

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<v Speaker 1>of annual complaints and requests about stale, cereal, and messy,

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<v Speaker 1>unsealable liners.

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<v Speaker 2>How often are you writing them?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, several hundreds of thousands of times. I'm very upset

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<v Speaker 1>about this. But my cereal doesn't last long enough. Like

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<v Speaker 1>if I buy a box of cereal, it's going away quickly. Really? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>especially like if it's a Friday night and I've walked

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<v Speaker 1>past someone smoking marijuana.

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<v Speaker 2>A box of cereal can go, yeah, just like that. No,

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<v Speaker 2>I would never.

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<v Speaker 1>But like sometimes my neighbors and then I walk by

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, oh, wow, I can eat a whole

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<v Speaker 1>box of cereal right now.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I do.

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<v Speaker 3>What's your cereal of choice?

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<v Speaker 2>Nah, it's boring. It's going to upset you. Raisin Bran. No,

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<v Speaker 2>I like Raisin Bran. What? Crispix. I like Crispix.

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<v Speaker 1>What?

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<v Speaker 2>The pretzel looking things? Yeah. I got to go with that.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, Fred.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I know. Hey, if I... Yeah, my name's Fred.

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<v Speaker 2>If I ate an entire....

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<v Speaker 1>Bag, because that's what it really is, box, whatever, of

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<v Speaker 1>Lucky Charms, I'd be diabetic.

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<v Speaker 2>I've never heard of this cereal. You've never heard of it?

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't taste like much, but for some reason I

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<v Speaker 2>like it. It's big in nursing homes.

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<v Speaker 4>It's where I live, so it's fine. I cannot believe

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<v Speaker 4>you at home ordering this.

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<v Speaker 2>This is crazy. Okay, what's your favorite, though? You know

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>At all? No. Well, let's get out of this debate.

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<v Speaker 1>You wouldn't know a good cereal if it hit you

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<v Speaker 1>in the face.

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<v Speaker 3>I would. I like if I had to as a child,

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<v Speaker 3>if I was forced to eat some cereal, it was

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<v Speaker 3>Captain Crunch. Like the little guy with the hat and

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<v Speaker 3>the berries or whatever in there.

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<v Speaker 2>It was really sweet. Right, so pour sugar on your tongue. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>but I'm not a cereal girl. I like steak and eggs.

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<v Speaker 2>gotta have meat.

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<v Speaker 3>Every morning before the show I need a tomahawk.

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<v Speaker 1>Someone out there making her a ribeye again there's Kiki's

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<v Speaker 1>ribeye guy it's really strange so people are very upset

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<v Speaker 1>about this the new bag features a zipper closure running

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<v Speaker 1>part way across to create a porous spout and will

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<v Speaker 1>debut on original and Honey Nut Cheerios starting on Tuesday

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<v Speaker 1>via Walmart's website so I have to go to the

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<v Speaker 1>website to get these special bags and seal themselves