WEBVTT - A Lot of Vices 0:00:00.960 --> 0:00:05.480 Boom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes a 0:00:05.480 --> 0:00:09.280 week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants of 0:00:09.280 --> 0:00:12.920 the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats 0:00:12.960 --> 0:00:15.800 crackheads in the Ghetto Cutter the same as the rich 0:00:15.880 --> 0:00:19.880 pill poppers in the penthouse the clearing House of Hot 0:00:19.920 --> 0:00:23.639 takes break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with 0:00:23.800 --> 0:00:33.360 Ben Maller starts right now in the air everywhere, back 0:00:33.440 --> 0:00:37.080 at it again on a Saturday, Saturday, Saturday in the 0:00:37.200 --> 0:00:42.080 Magic Podcast studio at a secret location somewhere in the 0:00:42.240 --> 0:00:46.240 north Woods. I know I can hold the applause. Please, 0:00:46.720 --> 0:00:49.120 We're back at it again here myself, Ben Mallar and 0:00:49.240 --> 0:00:53.400 Danny G Radio. Because four hours a night or noted 0:00:53.479 --> 0:00:57.520 off eight days a week kind of until the holidays, 0:00:57.520 --> 0:00:59.080 and then it will be no days a week. But 0:00:59.200 --> 0:01:01.920 that's that's still a few weeks away from that. But 0:01:02.120 --> 0:01:04.920 we're glad to be here, Danny G. Back at it 0:01:05.040 --> 0:01:09.080 on a Saturday, and this is a nonsensor. There will 0:01:09.120 --> 0:01:13.440 be none of that in the podcast. Nice. Yeah, well 0:01:13.440 --> 0:01:17.560 then let's have some Damn. All I could say is damn. See, 0:01:17.600 --> 0:01:20.319 I'm so trained Ben to knock curse on the radio. 0:01:21.120 --> 0:01:25.039 When I started cursing, Danny. I got people that were 0:01:25.120 --> 0:01:27.000 very upset that said that there was the there was 0:01:27.040 --> 0:01:29.520 a problem with the podcast that I was saying, uh, 0:01:29.640 --> 0:01:33.039 you know, I was saying fuck and ship and uh 0:01:33.319 --> 0:01:35.680 asshole and things like that, and they got very upset 0:01:35.720 --> 0:01:38.440 with me. And so I try not to curse because 0:01:38.440 --> 0:01:41.920 it is a bad habit. And I'm sitting in the 0:01:41.959 --> 0:01:43.959 studio I work out of, and I have a mic 0:01:44.080 --> 0:01:47.640 in my hand, and as you know, Danny, when you 0:01:47.720 --> 0:01:50.400 have a mic in your hand, you have to be 0:01:50.520 --> 0:01:55.720 on guard at all times. Let's fudge this up for 0:01:55.760 --> 0:02:01.960 a Saturday. Yeah, exactly, exactly. So I'm still trying to 0:02:01.960 --> 0:02:06.320 recover from the Friday podcast with the dock You got 0:02:06.400 --> 0:02:11.920 the Dock Doc Mike Man. Yeah, yeah, he hijacked it. 0:02:11.960 --> 0:02:15.320 First of all, I couldn't the audio quality was kind 0:02:15.320 --> 0:02:17.720 of crappy the first five minutes, and then I told him, 0:02:17.720 --> 0:02:19.680 as I can't hear you, I think he was big 0:02:19.720 --> 0:02:21.880 timing me on speaker phone. Then I could hear him, 0:02:21.919 --> 0:02:23.560 but then I wish I couldn't hear him because he 0:02:23.600 --> 0:02:25.560 just kind of hijacked the beginning of it, talking about 0:02:25.600 --> 0:02:27.720 his nonsense. But then we got into the good stories. 0:02:28.040 --> 0:02:30.320 Then we got into when when he went to Leavenworth 0:02:30.400 --> 0:02:33.160 Prison to visit Michael Vick that didn't work out so well. 0:02:33.639 --> 0:02:36.520 The funniest part of that to me, Danny was the 0:02:36.560 --> 0:02:41.680 goat head that and he recapping one of the great 0:02:41.720 --> 0:02:44.320 moments in my time at Fox Sports Radio when Doc 0:02:44.400 --> 0:02:48.280 Mike called me up and announced that he wasn't dropping 0:02:48.280 --> 0:02:51.200 a goat head off at the Cubs offices. And then 0:02:51.240 --> 0:02:55.120 I woke up and it was national news, like the 0:02:55.160 --> 0:02:57.880 mayor of Chicago, Rama Manuel at the time, had come 0:02:57.919 --> 0:03:00.120 out and said, we're gonna find out whoever did this, 0:03:00.760 --> 0:03:03.799 and we're gonna have Chicago police track this person down. 0:03:03.880 --> 0:03:06.720 This is not right. And I had a voicemail message 0:03:06.760 --> 0:03:08.919 from Doc Mike doing the play by play as he 0:03:10.200 --> 0:03:13.919 as he as he dropped the things things. Fair to say, Danny, 0:03:13.960 --> 0:03:16.440 I don't believe the Chicago police ever caught up the dog, 0:03:16.480 --> 0:03:19.200 at least not for that. It was a lot of 0:03:19.200 --> 0:03:24.959 crickets unfortunate. So that dude is crazy. Yeah, he's a 0:03:25.400 --> 0:03:28.720 lot there, you know a little bit. But on this edition, 0:03:28.760 --> 0:03:34.560 the Saturday issue, We've got Smokey the Bear Radio Parte, 0:03:35.480 --> 0:03:39.200 Jefferson's and Peek a Boo it's a lot of content, 0:03:39.320 --> 0:03:41.920 Danny gy. This is this is free audio content we're 0:03:41.920 --> 0:03:48.920 giving out here. This is unbelievable, amazing thing. All right, 0:03:49.200 --> 0:03:51.760 let's get right to it. So the Life of Mallard Danny, 0:03:52.120 --> 0:03:56.480 as you know, the Saturday podcast all about telling embarrassing tales, 0:03:57.000 --> 0:04:01.920 true tales from my life as I live the radio 0:04:02.040 --> 0:04:04.240 life and try to do a few things other than 0:04:04.360 --> 0:04:08.120 radio during the week. So, uh, last week and this 0:04:08.200 --> 0:04:13.120 is another kitchen related story. Then, so last weekend. I 0:04:13.160 --> 0:04:15.040 like to dabble in the kitchen on the weekends and 0:04:15.040 --> 0:04:17.159 try different things. I make the Mallard pizza every week. 0:04:17.160 --> 0:04:19.680 That's usually on Thursday, I make the Mallard pizza. But 0:04:19.720 --> 0:04:21.320 I've been trying to cook some other things. I usually 0:04:21.320 --> 0:04:22.880 do a lot of desserts, but that gets you fat, 0:04:22.960 --> 0:04:24.360 so I try not to do too much of that. 0:04:25.200 --> 0:04:28.479 Um and another random thing, I just I just decided 0:04:28.520 --> 0:04:30.120 all of a sudden that I need to make not 0:04:30.320 --> 0:04:35.240 I need to make burgers, but not just burgers, smash burgers. 0:04:36.520 --> 0:04:38.720 Now you know the difference, right, and the smash burger. 0:04:38.720 --> 0:04:42.920 It's a thinner burger. And uh, as notice thick does 0:04:42.960 --> 0:04:46.320 it have cheese built into it? No, that's a juicy lucy. 0:04:46.400 --> 0:04:49.920 That's it. That's my next michigas. This is just it's uh, 0:04:49.960 --> 0:04:52.960 you take a meat ball and you put it on 0:04:53.120 --> 0:04:55.880 like a grittle, and then you put something heavy on 0:04:55.960 --> 0:04:58.839 top of it and flattens it real thin, and and 0:04:58.880 --> 0:05:01.200 you put spices on it taste really good? Do you 0:05:01.279 --> 0:05:03.840 head but it? Yeah? Yeah, well you could head but it. 0:05:04.080 --> 0:05:06.560 I don't recommend it kind of hot, so it might 0:05:06.680 --> 0:05:08.000 burn you a little bit. But if you're into that 0:05:08.080 --> 0:05:10.120 kind of thing, you know, so I'm on even catch 0:05:10.120 --> 0:05:12.840 you making the smash burgers. And so the greatest home 0:05:12.880 --> 0:05:15.160 made burger is the smash burger. I don't know if 0:05:15.160 --> 0:05:16.920 you're you're a cook or not, Danny, but if you 0:05:16.960 --> 0:05:18.920 do get into it's pretty easy to make. You know. 0:05:18.960 --> 0:05:20.840 I'm not that bright, I know how to make him. So, 0:05:21.000 --> 0:05:23.560 but I actually did some recon work because I didn't 0:05:23.600 --> 0:05:25.840 want to just make smash burgers. I wanted to make 0:05:25.880 --> 0:05:29.520 the greatest smash burger you could possibly make. So I 0:05:29.600 --> 0:05:33.120 fell down a rabbit hole on the YouTube, and I'm 0:05:33.160 --> 0:05:36.400 watching all of these things, you know, and trying to 0:05:36.440 --> 0:05:39.719 figure out exactly what's the proper, proper way to do it. 0:05:39.760 --> 0:05:42.479 So I I watched probably four or five videos and 0:05:42.520 --> 0:05:45.800 they're ten or fifteen minutes each, and um, I did 0:05:45.920 --> 0:05:47.800 give the pointers and all this stuff. So I go 0:05:47.880 --> 0:05:51.000 to the grocery store and I didn't drop the charaki sauce. 0:05:51.040 --> 0:05:55.279 Nothing bad happened to the grocery store. Everything was fine, uh, 0:05:55.279 --> 0:05:58.280 and I got all everything I needed to get the meat. 0:05:58.480 --> 0:06:02.880 I get the spices already, have the spices, uh, the cheese, 0:06:02.920 --> 0:06:06.000 all that stuff. So I was ready to go. I'm 0:06:06.279 --> 0:06:08.560 gonna make these for the Mallard family. Everyone in the 0:06:08.600 --> 0:06:12.359 house is getting a smash burger. So I getting the 0:06:12.440 --> 0:06:15.880 kitchen there and it's it's really good news. It's it's 0:06:15.880 --> 0:06:19.200 the good, the bad, and the it is what it is, 0:06:19.240 --> 0:06:22.159 so the good the bad day. So the good news 0:06:22.520 --> 0:06:26.280 was the burgers came out chefs kiss. I mean it well, 0:06:26.360 --> 0:06:32.720 they were great as advertised restaurant grade. I mean, I 0:06:32.760 --> 0:06:36.600 am telling you. Everyone had a smile and it was 0:06:36.760 --> 0:06:42.240 it was wonderful, right yeah, I know, it's very very exciting. Uh. 0:06:42.400 --> 0:06:45.359 So that was the good news for a first journey 0:06:45.680 --> 0:06:52.520 making the smash burger delicious. Now for the bad news, Uh, 0:06:52.720 --> 0:06:57.120 the bad news is that everyone in the house came 0:06:57.160 --> 0:07:02.359 close to dying from smoke inhalation. Uh that was the 0:07:02.440 --> 0:07:06.039 bad news. It was so bad that even Smokey the 0:07:06.120 --> 0:07:09.760 Bear was coughing up along. That's how bad this was. 0:07:13.760 --> 0:07:16.720 Because the kitchen is not fully done. We have the 0:07:16.760 --> 0:07:20.760 stove top, but if you know that, I maybel kind 0:07:20.760 --> 0:07:24.960 of knows above the stove there's a fan the vent 0:07:25.320 --> 0:07:30.040 that's not in no ventom So that smoke from the 0:07:30.080 --> 0:07:35.320 smash burger went in the air everywhere. I mean, it 0:07:35.400 --> 0:07:39.120 was insane. Fortunately, we we don't have the smoke detectives 0:07:39.160 --> 0:07:41.880 up yet, so they didn't go off. We don't have sprinklers, 0:07:41.880 --> 0:07:45.000 so that didn't happen. So that's the good news. And 0:07:45.200 --> 0:07:47.920 um so that that was the bad And now the 0:07:48.000 --> 0:07:50.280 ugly wait for the young. This is the real kicker 0:07:51.160 --> 0:07:53.440 in the story, Danny. So you think that would be 0:07:53.440 --> 0:07:55.360 the worst part. I almost killed everyone in the house 0:07:55.640 --> 0:08:01.040 with smoke making burgers. That would be embarrassing. And uh no, 0:08:01.200 --> 0:08:06.520 the ugly. In my haste to make the perfect smash burger, 0:08:06.560 --> 0:08:12.480 the mother or smashed burger, I somehow managed and I'm 0:08:12.520 --> 0:08:17.000 really not sure how I did this, Danny, But in 0:08:17.160 --> 0:08:24.280 my haste to make the perfect smash burger, I somehow 0:08:24.600 --> 0:08:32.839 damaged the brand new kitchen appliance. Yeah yeah, that uh, 0:08:33.679 --> 0:08:39.040 that did not go over well, Danny. I burned, there's 0:08:39.400 --> 0:08:42.680 burn marks. I was like against smoky the bear burning 0:08:42.720 --> 0:08:46.680 stuff up, but I the brand new oven there, which my, my, 0:08:47.040 --> 0:08:49.920 this is our like prize possession. She this is the 0:08:50.000 --> 0:08:53.840 thing that she wanted, and I in the span of 0:08:54.040 --> 0:09:02.120 one hour cooking burgers that ended right there. Now, the 0:09:02.160 --> 0:09:05.679 good news is it's not for her. She spent hours 0:09:06.800 --> 0:09:11.720 cleaning the stovetop and some of it came off, some 0:09:11.800 --> 0:09:16.360 of the burn marks came off. And I even chipped in, 0:09:16.480 --> 0:09:18.600 and I because I felt terrible because I was like, 0:09:18.720 --> 0:09:21.120 I mean, the things I've done yet and I already 0:09:21.160 --> 0:09:25.640 ruined it. What a loser? Am I? You know? It's embarrassed. Um, 0:09:25.679 --> 0:09:28.440 So I said I I were together, and we've we've 0:09:28.559 --> 0:09:33.360 really done it. I'd say nine point eight percent of 0:09:33.400 --> 0:09:35.880 this has been cleaned up. So it's you really don't know. 0:09:36.000 --> 0:09:38.880 Unless I pointed out where the blemishes, you probably wouldn't know. 0:09:39.520 --> 0:09:42.560 So well, they say everything is better when it's Warren. 0:09:43.080 --> 0:09:45.560 Tell that to my wife, and she does not to 0:09:45.600 --> 0:09:49.560 believe that. She she was talking about having a funeral 0:09:49.679 --> 0:09:53.480 for the stove because I had killed it. Uh, and 0:09:53.960 --> 0:10:00.840 yet another clown clown situation there in the in the kitchen. 0:10:01.480 --> 0:10:04.680 Wait really quick, how many hours or days did she 0:10:04.840 --> 0:10:08.360 remind you of your flare up there in the kitchen? Well, 0:10:08.440 --> 0:10:11.839 she reminded me every day until we finally got most 0:10:11.880 --> 0:10:13.960 of it cleaned up, and then she's let it go 0:10:14.040 --> 0:10:16.480 a little bit. But I know, Danny, that has been weaponized. 0:10:17.480 --> 0:10:22.760 Next time I screw something up, it'll pop up. Whack 0:10:22.800 --> 0:10:26.240 a mole, be ready, smoke boy. Yeah, the one skill. 0:10:26.280 --> 0:10:29.840 And I think I I will stereotype because I believe 0:10:29.840 --> 0:10:33.080 it's true that that women, I would say more than dudes, 0:10:33.120 --> 0:10:34.320 But I don't know. I don't deal with a lot 0:10:34.360 --> 0:10:37.320 of dudes. As far as this stuff. Women are able 0:10:37.520 --> 0:10:41.640 to put a roll index uh in a relationship of 0:10:41.760 --> 0:10:45.280 every time the man has left up and at any moment. 0:10:45.960 --> 0:10:47.240 I don't even know how they keep this in the 0:10:47.240 --> 0:10:48.520 back of their head. They were able to go to 0:10:48.600 --> 0:10:52.800 said rollo decks with a laundry list of crimes and 0:10:52.840 --> 0:10:56.320 missed high crimes and misdemeanors that their their partner has done. 0:10:56.559 --> 0:10:58.920 It's an amazing skill. When do they learn that, Danny, 0:10:58.920 --> 0:11:00.520 wh anythink like a little girl as they learned that, 0:11:00.600 --> 0:11:02.080 or do you think that just comes in the DNA 0:11:02.160 --> 0:11:04.640 when you're one? You just get that when you're born. 0:11:04.840 --> 0:11:07.840 It's d N A. In fact, if you asked my 0:11:07.960 --> 0:11:12.880 Queen tinder Roni about a spilled smoothie, she could probably 0:11:12.920 --> 0:11:16.800 tell you the date that had happened because it involved 0:11:16.960 --> 0:11:20.880 a carpet and the smoothie was a red color because 0:11:20.880 --> 0:11:24.160 it had strawberries in it. I have still not heard 0:11:24.240 --> 0:11:27.160 the end of it. One spill in a year of 0:11:27.240 --> 0:11:30.960 knowing this person, Ben, And now whenever she hands me 0:11:31.000 --> 0:11:33.280 a drink, she's like, be careful where you set it down. 0:11:34.800 --> 0:11:36.680 I'm gonna live with this now for the rest of 0:11:36.679 --> 0:11:40.320 our lives. That is, uh, what did you say? Hey, 0:11:40.360 --> 0:11:43.000 you know, what are you doing over there? What's wrong 0:11:43.040 --> 0:11:45.680 with you? It's just it's one thing there. So now 0:11:46.240 --> 0:11:47.960 when you end up having the big day there, you 0:11:47.960 --> 0:11:50.040 should have that on the menu with the at the 0:11:50.040 --> 0:11:54.320 wedding as a nice way to remind everyone of the 0:11:54.360 --> 0:11:59.560 great moment there. So as far as the Jefferson's, uh, 0:12:00.040 --> 0:12:02.360 this is actually this you're involved in this too, Danny, 0:12:02.480 --> 0:12:04.520 And this is you're involved in this as well. Some 0:12:04.720 --> 0:12:14.719 very interesting news from the I Heart Media building. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:12:14.760 --> 0:12:17.199 I'm still trying to process this because this is I 0:12:17.400 --> 0:12:20.720 don't really I don't go in as often as I 0:12:20.800 --> 0:12:22.480 used to, hope that hardly at all these days. But 0:12:23.240 --> 0:12:27.920 the Premier Networks, home of many of your favorite syndicated 0:12:28.000 --> 0:12:32.080 radio shows under the umbrella of Fox Sports Radio and 0:12:32.240 --> 0:12:38.800 I Heart Media, big announced, but the entire operation is 0:12:38.880 --> 0:12:43.160 packing up the station wagon, renting a U haul trailer 0:12:43.600 --> 0:12:48.280 and leaving the only home that I've known for the 0:12:48.360 --> 0:12:54.000 Premier Networks since two thousand. Crazy, over twenty years of 0:12:54.040 --> 0:12:57.520 going to the same building at the corner of Ventura 0:12:57.640 --> 0:13:00.040 and so Pulvit. If you're familiar with southern californ and 0:13:00.160 --> 0:13:02.800 it's a that's prime real estate, Danny in the San 0:13:02.840 --> 0:13:05.640 Fernando Valley right there. There's a big mall across the street, 0:13:05.720 --> 0:13:08.040 and a lot of rich people live up in those 0:13:08.120 --> 0:13:10.199 hills and a lot of poor people live on the 0:13:10.200 --> 0:13:13.920 streets around there. But that's that's the neighborhood that's been 0:13:14.600 --> 0:13:18.840 the radio oasis. I've pretty much grown up as an 0:13:18.840 --> 0:13:21.720 adult there. That's wild to think that I'm not gonna 0:13:21.720 --> 0:13:25.600 be going to that building anymore. Uh As I said, 0:13:25.400 --> 0:13:27.920 I kind of grew up there as a radio dufis. 0:13:27.920 --> 0:13:32.440 So are they gonna move us producers into the parking garage? Yes? Yes. 0:13:32.520 --> 0:13:35.160 The good news is no, not the parking garage, the 0:13:35.280 --> 0:13:38.520 on ramp to the the four oh five or the 0:13:38.559 --> 0:13:40.800 one oh one over there you can. I think it's 0:13:40.800 --> 0:13:42.440 the one on one. Yeah, there's a nice place for 0:13:42.480 --> 0:13:44.840 a tent. The control board will be in front of 0:13:44.840 --> 0:13:48.800 the LPO Loco. Yeah. Yeah. Will the control board make 0:13:48.840 --> 0:13:53.160 it until until the move that's because they're not replacing it, 0:13:53.200 --> 0:13:57.880 but that has been the tabernacle of gas baggery. Moving 0:13:57.880 --> 0:14:02.319 to Burbank, Burt Bank Man, Yeah, a little further for you, right, 0:14:02.480 --> 0:14:05.000 a little further for you, Yeah, a little further. And 0:14:05.000 --> 0:14:08.840 and it stinks because I lived there for what thirteen years, 0:14:09.760 --> 0:14:12.200 and now that I don't live there anymore, of course 0:14:12.960 --> 0:14:16.000 we will be in the bank. Yeah. Well that's Murphy's law, 0:14:16.480 --> 0:14:18.320 is what that. I used to work in Burbank. I 0:14:18.360 --> 0:14:21.200 have great memories. I love that area right and in 0:14:21.280 --> 0:14:24.040 southern Californias, right near to Luca Lake right there, beautiful 0:14:24.120 --> 0:14:27.800 part of southern California. It's a really cool plus. I 0:14:27.840 --> 0:14:31.120 worked there in the nineties. When I got moved to 0:14:31.360 --> 0:14:35.480 l a radio. Uh And we worked right across from 0:14:35.480 --> 0:14:37.840 Warner Brothers. And it was awesome right there at a 0:14:37.920 --> 0:14:42.200 wonderful wonderful memories. And but FSR is like the Jeffersons 0:14:42.240 --> 0:14:44.480 man we are. It's like an old school sitcom. Man. 0:14:44.560 --> 0:14:47.000 We are moving on up to the east side to 0:14:47.200 --> 0:14:51.280 a d luxe de luxe apartment in the sky, all 0:14:51.560 --> 0:14:54.760 brand new and used equipment. Yeah, we're finally getting a 0:14:54.760 --> 0:14:58.080 piece of the pie. Well we're not. We're gonna be 0:14:58.120 --> 0:15:01.760 all refurbished care Well, they claim it's gonna be all 0:15:01.840 --> 0:15:04.480 new equipment. Now. My theory on that is the reason 0:15:04.520 --> 0:15:07.120 the company is doing that is because you can no 0:15:07.240 --> 0:15:10.120 longer find replacement parts for the equipment that we have. 0:15:10.240 --> 0:15:13.240 It's it's been dated out. So maybe I'm making that up. 0:15:13.280 --> 0:15:15.160 I don't know, but I I am looking forward to 0:15:15.160 --> 0:15:18.480 it changes it's good and bad. I'm gonna miss the building, 0:15:18.880 --> 0:15:20.880 even though the building is falling apart. I'm gonna miss 0:15:20.880 --> 0:15:23.880 the building that we're in right now, and I'm looking forward. 0:15:23.880 --> 0:15:27.880 I will actually go in and christen the studio. I've 0:15:27.880 --> 0:15:29.400 actually worked out of there a few times. I don't 0:15:29.400 --> 0:15:31.600 know where the Fox Sports Radio studio is gonna be 0:15:31.600 --> 0:15:35.040 because that's where the local l a cluster for I 0:15:35.200 --> 0:15:38.520 heart is with stations like a M five seventy, the 0:15:38.560 --> 0:15:41.680 Dodger station kf I, one of the top news stations 0:15:42.280 --> 0:15:45.600 news talk stations in the country. And they're there, and 0:15:46.400 --> 0:15:49.440 big music stations are there as well. And do you 0:15:49.480 --> 0:15:54.480 know where the big nationally syndicated air personalities are gonna 0:15:54.480 --> 0:15:58.440 move to? Like our friend from the UFO show, Oh, 0:15:58.560 --> 0:16:01.040 Coast to Coast. Yeah, well they'll he'll be working out 0:16:01.080 --> 0:16:04.640 of that building. Wow. So everyone's just everyone. They're shutting 0:16:04.680 --> 0:16:09.520 down the place we're at, the whole play, the whole operation. Yeah, 0:16:09.720 --> 0:16:12.960 it's supposed to be by I think August of next year, 0:16:13.560 --> 0:16:15.200 which is gonna be here before you know it, the 0:16:15.240 --> 0:16:18.000 way time flies and you're gonna wake up one morning 0:16:18.120 --> 0:16:20.440 be like, what the heck is going on in here? 0:16:20.640 --> 0:16:24.000 So uh yeah, I mean I spent so many nights 0:16:24.000 --> 0:16:27.280 adults in Burbank. It's no longer around. It's been gone 0:16:27.320 --> 0:16:29.720 for years, but that was my jam, that was my 0:16:29.760 --> 0:16:36.880 spot and Dimples that big Boy Bob's still Bob's Boys 0:16:36.880 --> 0:16:40.080 still there, still there? Does Jay Leno still go there 0:16:40.120 --> 0:16:43.880 every weekend drives his old classic cars around there in 0:16:43.920 --> 0:16:47.600 the airport area. Yeah, yeah, because that's right. He has 0:16:47.640 --> 0:16:50.720 a hang Yeah, he has a hanger at Leno parks 0:16:50.720 --> 0:16:53.520 all his cars and he's got he didn't he save 0:16:53.600 --> 0:16:55.400 all this Tonight show money? Isn't that the story on 0:16:55.520 --> 0:16:58.040 Leno that he never used the Tonight show money and 0:16:58.080 --> 0:17:00.240 he just used the money from corporate gigs to pay 0:17:00.280 --> 0:17:02.920 his bills all those years. I guess so, yeah, I 0:17:03.000 --> 0:17:07.480 heard that. Like you, he's a miser with money and right, 0:17:07.960 --> 0:17:11.040 and the only thing he's ever really spent his money 0:17:11.080 --> 0:17:14.600 on his classic cars. That's it. That's it. He loves 0:17:15.080 --> 0:17:19.240 the classic cars, the hangar and the cars. That's his thing. 0:17:20.359 --> 0:17:23.480 And hookers. Does he still do the kind? Does he 0:17:23.560 --> 0:17:25.840 still do the comedy on the weekends? Is he still 0:17:25.880 --> 0:17:29.000 doing that? I've seen Yeah, I've seen his name up. 0:17:29.400 --> 0:17:32.679 Um at the boy What is that comedy store that 0:17:32.960 --> 0:17:36.760 the one left there? Um? It's funny you bring that 0:17:36.840 --> 0:17:41.360 up because I'm on their emails flap flappers, Yeah, not clappers, 0:17:41.400 --> 0:17:44.359 flappers flappers. So I'm on their email list because I 0:17:44.359 --> 0:17:46.200 went to see a show their years ago and they 0:17:46.200 --> 0:17:47.879 just never took me off the email because they keep 0:17:47.920 --> 0:17:50.160 thinking I'm gonna come back, and I never checked their emails. 0:17:50.320 --> 0:17:54.520 So I go on check check the email, and usually 0:17:54.520 --> 0:17:56.520 the comedians I've never heard him. I I don't know 0:17:56.600 --> 0:17:59.080 many comedians these days. I know the old comedians, but 0:17:59.080 --> 0:18:02.600 they're all dead now. And it says Kevin Hart is 0:18:02.640 --> 0:18:05.600 performing at Flappers in Burbank. I'm like, you gotta be 0:18:05.720 --> 0:18:10.280 kidding me. You remember Ben I went and saw him there. Yeah, okay, 0:18:10.320 --> 0:18:13.640 So so anyway, so I saw this. Oh, man, I better. 0:18:14.240 --> 0:18:17.000 I was gonna surprise my my wife, she loves comedies. 0:18:17.040 --> 0:18:18.240 You want to get out of the house and go. 0:18:18.600 --> 0:18:20.560 So I went and by the time I got the email, 0:18:20.920 --> 0:18:26.240 completely sold out, every show complete. This was pre COVID, 0:18:26.280 --> 0:18:29.840 and I got lucky because it's sold out so fast, 0:18:29.960 --> 0:18:33.000 Like what you're talking about that they added a second show. 0:18:33.680 --> 0:18:36.040 And I got a pair of tickets for the second show. 0:18:36.680 --> 0:18:39.320 Oh that's awesome. Yeah. They looked like they had already 0:18:39.320 --> 0:18:42.959 done multiple shows each day and it was all booked 0:18:43.040 --> 0:18:46.719 up and all that, which it's a bummer, but you know, 0:18:46.760 --> 0:18:49.360 it's good for everyone that got tickets. And I guess 0:18:49.359 --> 0:18:52.600 I gotta pay closer attention there. Yeah, if anybody knows 0:18:52.600 --> 0:18:55.280 by the anybody listeners podcast. We have very powerful people, Danny, 0:18:56.119 --> 0:18:57.560 you know, and I'm sure you'd like to go to 0:18:57.720 --> 0:19:01.400 write with your lovely, lovely woman there, and I would 0:19:01.440 --> 0:19:03.320 like to take my woman. So if anybody knows anybody 0:19:03.320 --> 0:19:07.240 over there, you know, contact us and maybe we can 0:19:07.520 --> 0:19:09.680 they could become a new sponsor. Yeah. By the way, 0:19:09.680 --> 0:19:11.480 I will pay for the tickets. I'm not asking for 0:19:11.520 --> 0:19:12.960 it now. If you want to give me free tickets, 0:19:12.960 --> 0:19:14.440 I wouldn't say no to that, But if you want 0:19:14.440 --> 0:19:17.120 me to pay, I will. Yeah, unless they're a new sponsor, 0:19:17.160 --> 0:19:20.479 then they'll owe you tickets. That's true. That is true now. 0:19:20.480 --> 0:19:23.239 But I am willing to a reasonable amount, Danny. I'm 0:19:23.240 --> 0:19:25.400 not gonna get crazy here, but a reasonable amount I would. 0:19:26.000 --> 0:19:29.320 I would very much like to go see Kevin Hart, so, 0:19:29.520 --> 0:19:32.840 I mean, I'm a fan of his. I didn't realize 0:19:32.840 --> 0:19:35.119 he was back, and I have them been to a 0:19:35.160 --> 0:19:38.160 comedy club and forever. I'm actually we we've had some comedians. 0:19:38.160 --> 0:19:40.480 We should get some comedians, and we should get Jay more. 0:19:40.680 --> 0:19:43.520 We used to work with Jay on at some point 0:19:43.560 --> 0:19:48.280 here and and schmooze with with j. The thing about 0:19:48.280 --> 0:19:51.520 comedians is they're really busy and a lot of them 0:19:51.560 --> 0:19:57.960 have addictions. Yes, it's hard to work around their busy schedule. 0:19:58.280 --> 0:20:00.720 There's a lot of stress to produce. And if you 0:20:00.760 --> 0:20:04.720 don't produce, you don't have comedy. And you better be funny. 0:20:04.840 --> 0:20:07.880 And if you're not funny, then you're done. And you're 0:20:07.920 --> 0:20:11.919 traveling a lot, and uh yeah, it's a bad combination 0:20:12.000 --> 0:20:16.359 of things, right, not not good. A lot of vices, 0:20:16.480 --> 0:20:20.240 a lot of vices. So now we mentioned we're moving 0:20:20.280 --> 0:20:22.639 to a new radio building and you actually have a 0:20:22.760 --> 0:20:26.680 you were at a big radio event, radio parte this 0:20:26.760 --> 0:20:28.800 past week. Right, you gotta film me in on that. Here, 0:20:28.800 --> 0:20:31.640 give me the inside skinny on this day. Yeah, so, 0:20:31.840 --> 0:20:35.919 my Heart occasionally will send us emails, and this is 0:20:35.920 --> 0:20:39.560 where you ben gotta check your company emails. Sometimes never 0:20:39.640 --> 0:20:42.159 check the company email. Then yeah you don't. We've covered that, 0:20:42.359 --> 0:20:44.439 and this is one of the areas where you probably 0:20:44.480 --> 0:20:48.200 should be on high alert and look out because we'll 0:20:48.240 --> 0:20:52.280 occasionally get like an Alicia Keys email which came into 0:20:52.280 --> 0:20:57.399 our inbox last week saying grow of Alicia Keys tickets available. 0:20:57.880 --> 0:21:00.720 Click on this link to good your name into the 0:21:00.760 --> 0:21:06.520 employee drawing whatever I Heart is up to in southern California, 0:21:06.680 --> 0:21:10.400 they will get some tickets and then they'll distribute them 0:21:10.440 --> 0:21:15.840 among the workers at Premier Networks where we so Coast 0:21:15.960 --> 0:21:18.480 FM Coast one oh three point five FM in l 0:21:18.560 --> 0:21:22.800 A every year except last year because of COVID. For 0:21:22.840 --> 0:21:27.679 a long time has done a Christmas Night inside California 0:21:27.720 --> 0:21:31.280 Adventure Park and at eight pm they kick the general 0:21:31.320 --> 0:21:34.560 public out of there and it is a private party 0:21:34.640 --> 0:21:39.840 for just I Heart and Coast Walls. Yeah. Last Wednesday 0:21:39.880 --> 0:21:42.479 I got to go take my tender roni and it 0:21:42.520 --> 0:21:45.960 was pretty cool. Um you know. Yeah, the weather was 0:21:46.000 --> 0:21:48.960 still nice because the rainstorm hadn't come in yet or 0:21:49.280 --> 0:21:53.040 the sprinkle storm whatever you wanna call it, and uh, 0:21:53.080 --> 0:21:57.600 the spit storm a little bit, but not that it 0:21:57.640 --> 0:22:00.960 all over me. We ran a on the park and 0:22:01.480 --> 0:22:04.240 it was really packed until eight pm. At eight pm. 0:22:04.280 --> 0:22:06.360 I don't know how they do it, Ben, but they 0:22:06.480 --> 0:22:09.400 got all the general public out of there. In fact, 0:22:09.480 --> 0:22:11.600 we were sitting down at one of the little food 0:22:11.600 --> 0:22:14.800 spots there and one of their Disney spies came up 0:22:14.840 --> 0:22:19.000 to us and was like, let me see those wristbands. Yeah, 0:22:19.040 --> 0:22:21.200 and he was doing that to every table and every 0:22:21.200 --> 0:22:23.840 person he saw you had. My girl was like, well, 0:22:23.840 --> 0:22:25.840 what if we didn't have wristbands on. Was he gonna 0:22:26.000 --> 0:22:29.720 escort us out? Yeah? And I'm like, guy, I think so. 0:22:29.880 --> 0:22:33.080 I think so. They take Goofy and Donald Duck would 0:22:33.119 --> 0:22:35.120 actually kick your ass. They beat you up in the back. 0:22:35.200 --> 0:22:37.520 It's like the old mob in Vegas. If you if 0:22:37.520 --> 0:22:39.960 you want money, they take you back door and kick 0:22:40.000 --> 0:22:44.720 your ass. And that's great. That's the version of casino 0:22:45.000 --> 0:22:48.399 m ellen k don't play around Ben And in fact, 0:22:48.440 --> 0:22:52.399 they do a DJ parade where they have floats with 0:22:52.480 --> 0:22:56.960 the Disney characters and all of the coast DJs wave. 0:22:57.080 --> 0:23:01.080 They do that Princess wave. Okay, the hand goes back 0:23:01.119 --> 0:23:04.680 and forth. The only thing about theme parks I love. 0:23:04.920 --> 0:23:07.560 I love a good theme park. But I wanted to 0:23:07.600 --> 0:23:10.320 ask you because I had a Vietnam flashback when I 0:23:10.359 --> 0:23:14.719 was inside California Adventure Park because I got to go 0:23:14.960 --> 0:23:19.320