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Speaker 1: at it again on a Saturday, Saturday, Saturday in the

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Speaker 1: We're back at it again here myself, Ben Mallar and

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Speaker 1: So are they gonna move us producers into the parking garage? Yes? Yes.

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Speaker 1: The good news is no, not the parking garage, the

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Speaker 1: it until until the move that's because they're not replacing it,

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Speaker 1: but that has been the tabernacle of gas baggery. Moving

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Speaker 1: wonderful wonderful memories. And but FSR is like the Jeffersons

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Speaker 1: man we are. It's like an old school sitcom. Man.

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Speaker 1: all refurbished care Well, they claim it's gonna be all

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Speaker 1: new equipment. Now. My theory on that is the reason

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Speaker 1: It's it's been dated out. So maybe I'm making that up.

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Speaker 1: I will actually go in and christen the studio. I've

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Speaker 1: the comedians I've never heard him. I I don't know

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Speaker 1: they're all dead now. And it says Kevin Hart is

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Speaker 1: So I went and by the time I got the email,

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Speaker 1: Like what you're talking about that they added a second show.

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Speaker 1: And I got a pair of tickets for the second show.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's awesome. Yeah. They looked like they had already

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Speaker 1: by the anybody listeners podcast. We have very powerful people, Danny,

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Speaker 1: you know, and I'm sure you'd like to go to

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Speaker 1: long you're gonna just be sitting there. For sure, we

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Speaker 1: were hanging for twenty minutes. In those twenty minutes, I

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Speaker 1: did every trick. You know, they tell you the same thing,

426
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Speaker 1: like when you're in the dentist chair and or you're

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Speaker 1: having a bad run at the doctor where you're supposed

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Speaker 1: to think about a tropical island. Uh, control your breathing

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Speaker 1: and think of one of the best memories of your

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Speaker 1: life for a vacation that you loved or something like that.

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Speaker 1: Holy crap, band, I was channeling the Hawaiian Islands. I

432
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Speaker 1: was trying to control my breathing because I mean, it

433
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Speaker 1: would be really easy to pass out in a situation

434
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Speaker 1: like that. Yeah, yeah, that's horrible. That happens everymore, I remember,

435
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Speaker 1: not very fun. Didn't that happen when people are liket

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Speaker 1: up in the air and they were stuck there and

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Speaker 1: they It's happened at Yeah, it's happened at a lot

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Speaker 1: of the amusement pods, unfortunately, because you know, hey, it's mechanical,

439
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:34,240
Speaker 1: so sometimes it breaks down, and if you are one

440
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Speaker 1: of the schmucks stuck in the ride when it breaks down,

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00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:40,159
Speaker 1: a lot of people can't handle being stuck for a

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Speaker 1: long period of time like that. Yeah, that's terrible. I

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Speaker 1: was gonna ask you if that ever happened to you,

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Speaker 1: but I would imagine that you have a hard time

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Speaker 1: fitting on most of the roller coasters. That is a

446
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:57,880
Speaker 1: low blow. How dare it didn't happen? It has happened,

447
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Speaker 1: but occasionally I know I don't fit on Space Mountain anymore.

448
00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:06,400
Speaker 1: Either the legs are too long or I'm too wide

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Speaker 1: on a lot of the rides. So like Splash Mountain,

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Speaker 1: I got no problem with the Disneyland, but nobody, nobody

451
00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:14,920
Speaker 1: I'm with, every wants to go on it because you

452
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:16,919
Speaker 1: get soaking wet, so they I don't want to any

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Speaker 1: part of that, you know, And I'm every time I

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Speaker 1: look at Splash Mountain, I'm like, yeah, that's excited. Let's

455
00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:24,639
Speaker 1: do that and it's fun. And nobody wants to do

456
00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:26,280
Speaker 1: it because they're like, no, we're gonna get either night

457
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Speaker 1: time and then when we get cold or it's during

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Speaker 1: the day. But they don't want to do it because

459
00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:34,240
Speaker 1: there's a long line. There's always something. It's always something.

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00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:37,960
Speaker 1: So well shouts out to my Heart and Coast for

461
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,400
Speaker 1: a great event. And uh, I did get to take

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Speaker 1: the Tenderni on her favorite ride, which is Guardians of

463
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Speaker 1: the Galaxy. The only thing better than going to Disneyland

464
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Speaker 1: is going to Disneyland and not having to buy the tickets.

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Speaker 1: That's the only only thing better than than Disneyland. So

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Speaker 1: I also I have peek a boo, which just happened

467
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Speaker 1: not that long ago before we were recording the podcast.

468
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:04,040
Speaker 1: So I I get done with the radio show and

469
00:27:04,359 --> 00:27:07,960
Speaker 1: I rain I check my email for something else, and

470
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:11,480
Speaker 1: I stumble across this email and somebody that I knew

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00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:13,719
Speaker 1: that I've done some work with wanted me to follow

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00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:16,560
Speaker 1: them on LinkedIn. I never go on linked I have

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Speaker 1: a LinkedIn pitch. I very rarely go on. But I

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00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:22,080
Speaker 1: was like, it was like, it takes two seconds. This

475
00:27:22,119 --> 00:27:24,800
Speaker 1: guy wants me to follow them or whatever. I'm l

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Speaker 1: I'm fine, Uh you know, I don't. I don't check again.

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Speaker 1: Usually when you have a job, you don't check. If

478
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:31,879
Speaker 1: you need a job, you go on there. Your your networking,

479
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:34,800
Speaker 1: trying to get people to whatever help you out. So

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00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:38,159
Speaker 1: uh so I go on there and I click on,

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00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:41,119
Speaker 1: and then all these messages that I hadn't checked popped

482
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:45,040
Speaker 1: up like boom boom boom, like a ton of them.

483
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:47,359
Speaker 1: Much to my surprise, I get a message. One of

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00:27:47,359 --> 00:27:50,919
Speaker 1: the messages is from a publicist. I've never heard of

485
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:53,679
Speaker 1: this person. I don't know how this person found me.

486
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:55,720
Speaker 1: I guess they were searching through LinkedIn and my name

487
00:27:55,760 --> 00:28:00,000
Speaker 1: came up, and this guy sends me a note Danny

488
00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:05,280
Speaker 1: and he's got his elevator pitch right. And now I

489
00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:07,280
Speaker 1: get these from time to time. I don't usually pay

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Speaker 1: any attention to him because most of them are people

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00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:11,960
Speaker 1: I don't want to talk to, So of the time

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00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:15,680
Speaker 1: I just ignore these. But for some reason, this one

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00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:19,040
Speaker 1: caught my attention. It was a Peeka Boo moment. So

494
00:28:19,119 --> 00:28:21,840
Speaker 1: I read this and this random guys like, hey, you

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00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:24,040
Speaker 1: know I represent so and so blah blah blah blah

496
00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:26,760
Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. I

497
00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:30,760
Speaker 1: wanted to see if you had any interest in Alan Iverson, uh,

498
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:33,960
Speaker 1: you know, like talking to Iverson or whatever. So like crap,

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00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,760
Speaker 1: I mean, that's that's the answer. That's an NBA, big

500
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:39,360
Speaker 1: time NBA guy back in the day. Why not for

501
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:43,440
Speaker 1: a podcast to sure seventies sixers legend and all that.

502
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:46,800
Speaker 1: So practice not a game. We talked about practice that

503
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:49,640
Speaker 1: and he's just like Jay Leno, he saved all his

504
00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:54,000
Speaker 1: money unless he didn't. Uh yeah. So so Iverson was like,

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00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:56,520
Speaker 1: all right, yeah, so of course I see this. My

506
00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:58,640
Speaker 1: I I get bug eyed. I'm like, oh boy, this

507
00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:01,080
Speaker 1: is big. You know, it's a big deal. So I

508
00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:05,640
Speaker 1: immediately right back said yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes yes. Unfortunately,

509
00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:10,400
Speaker 1: spoiler alert spoiler alert, turns out Danny that that email

510
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:16,360
Speaker 1: a message on LinkedIn, was sent a month ago. I

511
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:19,400
Speaker 1: hate that. Yeah, so I I wrote back. I said, listen,

512
00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:23,240
Speaker 1: I missed this bad job by me. He was also

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00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:27,640
Speaker 1: Irison was promoting some n f T non fungible token. Okay,

514
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:30,480
Speaker 1: so you're dead to them now because you didn't reply

515
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:33,600
Speaker 1: right away. Well, I'm also I've also taken cheap shots

516
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:36,120
Speaker 1: at non fungible tokens. But I will I will swallow

517
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:38,600
Speaker 1: my pride if Iverson pops up on the podcast, So

518
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:41,479
Speaker 1: I wrote back, And you know, I'll see what if

519
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:43,600
Speaker 1: they get back to me or not. I don't expect

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00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:46,760
Speaker 1: to get Alan Iverson on the podcast. But yeah, So

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00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:48,880
Speaker 1: my new strategy. I get a lot of these emails, hey,

522
00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:52,000
Speaker 1: will you promote so and so? And my response is, yeah,

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00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,120
Speaker 1: I do this. If so and so will come on,

524
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:58,040
Speaker 1: I would be very happy to promote. I will wore

525
00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:01,440
Speaker 1: myself out for your product to get podcast numbers. And

526
00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:04,720
Speaker 1: so that's my that's my new thing. And so we'll

527
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:06,520
Speaker 1: see and usually I get well, we'll see if so

528
00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:10,400
Speaker 1: and so is doing interviews. That's normally how that goes.

529
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:14,560
Speaker 1: That's normally how that goes. So there is that. We

530
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Speaker 1: do have a little time. I want to do a

531
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:21,240
Speaker 1: couple of let's get scientifical. This is Danny. We we

532
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:23,120
Speaker 1: used to do this on the podcast back in the day.

533
00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:26,080
Speaker 1: And I will look at a study and we will

534
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Speaker 1: determine in honor of one of my favorite TV shows,

535
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:33,959
Speaker 1: Penn and Teller's Bullshit on Showtime years ago, we will

536
00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:37,360
Speaker 1: I will give the basic tenants of the study, and

537
00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:39,680
Speaker 1: we will decide whether we think that's that's a good

538
00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:43,200
Speaker 1: idea or bullshit. Uh, we agree with that or not.

539
00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:48,720
Speaker 1: There's a headline here that golf is more effective therapy

540
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:55,120
Speaker 1: for people with Parkinson's disease. Then tai Chi that golf

541
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:58,840
Speaker 1: is the way to go. They claim, and do we

542
00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:01,400
Speaker 1: think this, there's something too this or this is bullshit?

543
00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:05,040
Speaker 1: I don't know a lot you think bullshit? Yeah, I

544
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:07,520
Speaker 1: played golf and I would think that would be very

545
00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:12,240
Speaker 1: frustrating for someone with Parkinson's. But they claimed golf is

546
00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:15,120
Speaker 1: popular for most It's the most popular sport for people

547
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:18,680
Speaker 1: over the age of fifty five, which is because when

548
00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:22,160
Speaker 1: you retire, the cliche is you go golf, right, that's yeah.

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00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:24,960
Speaker 1: I think this study was led by a doctor who

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00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,880
Speaker 1: has Parkinson's who is on a golf course right now,

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00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:32,280
Speaker 1: and it lives on a golf course. So the study said,

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00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:35,560
Speaker 1: we decided to compare golf to tai chi in our

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00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:39,000
Speaker 1: study because tai chi is the gold standard for balance

554
00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:43,239
Speaker 1: and preventing falls and people with parkins Parkinsons. And they

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00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:46,600
Speaker 1: discovered that people who practiced their golf swing at a

556
00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:52,080
Speaker 1: driving range, we're quicker and more mobile. At the end

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00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:57,680
Speaker 1: of the study, interesting says eight six of golfers said

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00:31:57,720 --> 00:32:00,600
Speaker 1: they were more likely to continue with the activity compared

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00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:05,840
Speaker 1: to thirty of people that practice tai chi. So this

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00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:12,640
Speaker 1: comes out of Massachusetts General Hospital in Boston. Uh So,

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00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:14,840
Speaker 1: according to what I've got here in front of me,

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00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:18,560
Speaker 1: there you go. I'm a little skeptical of that one.

563
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:24,560
Speaker 1: But it ain't it ain't mine, it ain't my my study.

564
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:27,240
Speaker 1: Uh here's one related to these face masks that so

565
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:29,640
Speaker 1: many people are still wearing these days. And you go

566
00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:33,400
Speaker 1: out and it says face mask not only uncomfortable for

567
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:38,160
Speaker 1: many people, but also some also argue they interfere with

568
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:41,520
Speaker 1: our ability to communicate. Well, us, I think that's fair.

569
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Speaker 1: A lot of people communicate you see the signs of

570
00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:46,800
Speaker 1: your mouth and your nose and your I think that's

571
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:50,920
Speaker 1: a fair point. Uh. And an international team says they

572
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:55,080
Speaker 1: wait that that when witnesses wear face masks, it makes

573
00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:57,960
Speaker 1: it easier for people watching the testimony to pick out

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00:32:58,040 --> 00:33:00,760
Speaker 1: the lies and their statements because as they can tell

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Speaker 1: in the eyes. Uh. It says a professor from the

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00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:10,320
Speaker 1: University of Portsmith. This comes out of New York and

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00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:14,719
Speaker 1: they say that during the pandemic here they've it's been

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Speaker 1: impacting juries lie detecting skills. That these changes people include

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00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:21,840
Speaker 1: wearing face masks blah blah blah blah blah. And it

580
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:26,280
Speaker 1: said despite conventional wisdom, it says here would would lead

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00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:28,720
Speaker 1: many to think face masks block out the facial expressions

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00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:33,480
Speaker 1: that giveaway lies. This study claims that's the exact opposite,

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00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:37,240
Speaker 1: that it's not that that way that you know, in

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00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:41,520
Speaker 1: some ways is actually easier. Jurors are able to clearly

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Speaker 1: hear the defendant and their speech is not muffled by

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00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:50,000
Speaker 1: the mask. There is no reason for concern. They says,

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00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:53,240
Speaker 1: I guess they fake closer attention when yeah, I buy that,

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00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:59,000
Speaker 1: because we pay attention now two people's facial expressions even

589
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:03,160
Speaker 1: though there's a mask, because we have to. You know,

590
00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:06,520
Speaker 1: before we kind of took it for granted that we

591
00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:10,480
Speaker 1: didn't have any obstruction there. How often did you really

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00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:14,080
Speaker 1: pay attention to somebody's facial expressions? I don't. I Still

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00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:16,000
Speaker 1: I go to the store and everyone's wearing a mask.

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00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:18,319
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm going a Twilight Zone episode. Still,

595
00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:20,480
Speaker 1: I look around and why is everyone doing this? But

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00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:23,160
Speaker 1: the one dumb thing is how we smile at each

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00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:25,680
Speaker 1: other with a mask on. Oh no, that's the one

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00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:28,520
Speaker 1: good thing. I don't have to smile. I don't even

599
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:30,360
Speaker 1: have to pretend like I like the other people like,

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00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:34,560
Speaker 1: or not smile at all. And there's and you don't

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00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:37,240
Speaker 1: know whether I'm smiling or not because I'm wearing a mask.

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00:34:37,719 --> 00:34:41,680
Speaker 1: The creepiest thing are those clear masks. At the school district.

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00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:44,560
Speaker 1: There's a lady who wears a clear mask and it

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00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:47,919
Speaker 1: it makes objects appear larger than they really are. So

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00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:53,080
Speaker 1: she's got these big teeth underneath clear mask. It's creepy.

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00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:56,319
Speaker 1: It's like a freak show. Yeah, I'm like, I would

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00:34:56,400 --> 00:35:01,960
Speaker 1: rather you wear the black medical mask. Please last signed science,

608
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:09,160
Speaker 1: Let's get scientifical story here. Fountain of Youth pill big

609
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:13,760
Speaker 1: headline here shows the ability to dramatically increase longevity in mice.

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00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:18,080
Speaker 1: As exciting as we get to think we could take

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00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:24,239
Speaker 1: a pill. The anti aging treatments researchers say a pill

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00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:27,799
Speaker 1: have come up with the fight aging and improve longevity

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00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:31,840
Speaker 1: could be on the horizon. Scientists found the treatment dramatically

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Speaker 1: extended the lifespan of mice. And this comes out of Shanghai, China,

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00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:44,240
Speaker 1: and they said that injecting elderly rodents with a grape

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Speaker 1: seed extract increase the remaining time by more than six

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00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:54,759
Speaker 1: It also boosted overall lifespan by nine That is the

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00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:57,280
Speaker 1: equivalent they claim in human beings of living an extra

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00:35:57,440 --> 00:36:03,040
Speaker 1: decade for ten years. I'm liking this one, man. I

620
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:05,840
Speaker 1: think this is real. And it's not just because I

621
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:08,200
Speaker 1: would love to be podcasting when I'm a hundred and

622
00:36:08,239 --> 00:36:12,560
Speaker 1: five years old. Who knows what podcasts will be like then.

623
00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:14,719
Speaker 1: But you could just be on your mic and be like,

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00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:18,640
Speaker 1: I'm a hundred and five bitches. Yeah. Once Facebook gets done,

625
00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:20,760
Speaker 1: what are they coming up with their They're changing it.

626
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:22,920
Speaker 1: It's not longer going to be Facebook. It's gonna be

627
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:26,759
Speaker 1: some weird dimensional thing. I forget the name of it.

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00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:29,239
Speaker 1: But at that particular point, we won't even have to

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Speaker 1: go anywhere. Just in our sleep, we don't have to

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00:36:31,239 --> 00:36:32,839
Speaker 1: wake up, and then all of a sudden we can

631
00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:38,200
Speaker 1: start start doing the podcast right now. Yeah, I'm doing

632
00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:40,960
Speaker 1: the podcast. That's what I'm doing. So anyway, we will

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00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:44,600
Speaker 1: get out of here. Danny, good job today. Anything to

634
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:47,480
Speaker 1: promote anything you want, any gigs coming up, any comedy gigs,

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Speaker 1: very important, very important. Support the sponsors, you know, Ben,

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Speaker 1: I've been listening back to the podcast to make sure

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Speaker 1: do with the podcast. When you hear the sponsors that

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Speaker 1: are supporting Ben Mallard, support them back, that's right. You know,

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Speaker 1: you scratch my back. I scratched your back up. Let's

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Speaker 1: get it free content and we want more advertisers, and

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Speaker 1: then everything everyone's happy and everyone celebrates and have a

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Speaker 1: wonderful thing, and then I could even afford a ten

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Speaker 1: dollar locker at Disneyland. Well, don't get carried away here,

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Speaker 1: don't don't get carried away out there. Anyway, have a

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Speaker 1: great rest of your Saturday. We'll be back back back,

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Speaker 1: back back back on Sunday with the mail bag. Lots

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Speaker 1: of good questions this week and we'll get to that then.

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Speaker 1: Have a great day later, skater,